The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #182: Easy on the rescue remedy brah! 🙃
Episode Date: November 7, 2025It’s Fri-Yay! Exam horror stories 😬 Frankie Venter in studio! We chat big age gaps in relationships Let us guess how big your age gap is... Yas helps Sean with some wedding planning �...��💍 We turn your texts about your ex into lyrics... Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos
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This is a podcast from Rover.
Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
Hey, welcome to the podcast.
Yes, filling in again today for Steph and Harrison.
But boy, what a fun show it was.
So fun.
Except for one part of the show, which wasn't fun.
And if that is being included in the podcast, then I'm going to have to unsubscribe.
Yeah, we bit off more than we could chew with our musical abilities.
Producer nurse Sam joins us to tell us what made it.
Did the Katie Perry new songs make it?
It did
No, Sam, come on
I think the people want to hear it
They love to hear you fail
Put it at the end
So it's like the dessert
That you can skip if you're full
It was definitely at the end
Yeah yeah
I think it's like one of the worst things I've ever done
Not to be weird
But like truly
That's a really career low point
Well it makes us laugh
So yeah
Okay a little back story though
Yeah we weren't prepped
That's basically the audio
What happened was
This was the definition
Of laughing at us not with us
We like to have people laughing
with us? Not laughing.
Someone literally texted through
during the show. What's our reward
for listening to that live segment?
I was like, oh yeah, I'm literally
going to bank transfer you, mate, because honestly
you deserve it.
So hard on yourselves.
We've also got, though,
we started off way better.
We've got your exam horror stories,
Frankie Venture in studio.
And there's the big age
gaps chat. That was so
interesting, because only if hewis have
big age gaps.
Yeah.
It just goes to show A that love has no age.
No age. No age.
And speaking of love, the other part is
when you helped Sean with his wedding plans.
Wasn't that beautiful? It actually took some great points from that, yes?
Thank you. I'd like to see some thorough planning
and that's what I want to see an elephant at the wedding.
Yeah. Yeah, well, you're going to have to stick around
for context for that, but enjoy.
Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
And it's the end of exam season for a lot of students around Altiero.
a lot of uni students wrapping up their exams, a lot of high school students.
And remember that time in your life where you come out of your last exam at the end of high school
and it's just bliss.
Stop.
No, I love it.
The world is your oyster.
You've got you're 18 now.
You've got months before you start your job or go to uni and before life hits you in the face
and you realize it actually gets way harder from here.
But you've got this optimism, you know?
It's just unbridled optimism.
No, it's the best.
For some it's the first R&V, you know?
Yeah.
Which is just so exciting.
Everyone's in the same boat.
All friends are just excited for the future.
Stop.
I'm getting tingles.
I know.
Okay.
But it doesn't always go well.
Okay.
Yeah, no, that's also true.
No, that's so true.
Sometimes the pressure gets to people.
We've all got different brains.
Well, no, that's the thing.
So, I mean, I'm thinking back to my time in exams.
And I've had my fair share of horror stories.
Oh, no, stop.
No, that's so triggering.
What about this?
pencils down in 10 minutes
No but thinking back
Okay horror stories
So I remember one time I was in an exam
I think it was year 13
Maybe it was year 12 actually
And I was
I can't even remember what exam it was
But I remember doing it
Looking over at the girl next to me
And she was just sobbing
Sobing sobbing sobbing
Like full tears
And that's kind of like
Oh my gosh
Like this must be a hard exam
And then I kind of like
See her like try and write on her paper
the paper has gotten sodden from the tears
so she can't actually write
she ended up just leaving the exam
because she was like,
nah, I can't do this
and I saw her after it
and she was like, that was the worst thing ever
and I was like, no fair, oh my gosh.
She had a full mentee bee.
She soaked the paper with her tears.
Yeah, but that happens.
That's the saddest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Another friend at uni went in
and they were like, okay, no, I'm sorted for this,
this is an open book exam, right?
Everyone knows, like open book,
you can bring your notes in,
you don't really have to prepare that much
because it's open book.
Yeah.
Get to the exam.
It's a closed book exam.
You can't be bringing in notes.
No.
No.
That's something you've got to check before.
I know.
I know.
You know, my last exam for high school,
I actually didn't end up doing
because I went to a school
and the dean and I butted heads
a little bit towards the end of it.
Naughty?
Yeah.
Well, they were just, like,
had it on this real power trip.
Okay.
Okay, and I'll explain why my school
had like a policy
where you weren't allowed to have facial hair.
And you developed quite early
So I did develop quite early
Yeah, got a razor for my 12th birthday
That's the whole thing
So I left school
Okay
And then you come back for exams
Yeah
So we're done with school
It's done, I'm throwing my uniform out
But you're not though
Because you still got the exams
Right
Yeah
You certainly have been uniformed to the exams
Right
Well you didn't
No I think we did
Oh yeah
Yeah yeah
So I come back for the exams
Right
But we've left school
And my beard's kind of been growing
Because it's like kind of summer
Now
And I've left school
So I brought my beard
For the first summer
in my life, got a scraggly little beard
and all my exams it was sweet as
and then this final exam
every teacher's been like fine, this guy's left school, it doesn't matter
the last exam was like, the person who led us
in was that dean that didn't like me.
And she made a point, she's like, you're not coming in this
exam room unless you shave your beard. That's like
really horrible. Yeah, and like not legal.
I was like, no, you can't do that. I'm going to go sit this exam
and she's like, no, I'm not letting you in here unless you shave
your beard. And I remember I'd like
already figured out what I was going to do and I've been
accepted to my job or whatever I was doing after.
that. So I just didn't care at that point. I was like, no, I'm not doing it then.
She's like, go shave your beard or don't do it? And I was like, no, I'm not doing it.
And I left. I put my foot down because of my little ugly, scraggly beard.
And you've never ever shaved since. I've never, never shaved. I look like Tom Hanks from castaway.
You should see yours bed. It's like so long. It's down to my knees. It looks like one of the guys
from devil's skin. It's insane.
Your avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
Exams are kind of over for a lot of people. Some people probably triggered by this because you might
have one or two more. But high school students,
uni students, and we're looking
back on that time of our life, yes, and going, man,
that was horrible. Yeah, horrible experience. And then great
to come out of. But let's revel in the
horribleness of it. 0-800-the-edge, 3-3-4-3.
What's the worst thing that happened in an exam?
Oh, some of these sex, man. A girl next
to me vomited all over her desk
and floor. They didn't clean it up for the next two hours
and the whole small, whole
smell like bug. Man.
No, that is actually insane. I also just want to say, I love Georgia
text. She texted through saying,
I knew I didn't want to go to uni, so I just didn't do a single one of my exams,
and I lived out my holidays in peace.
Fair enough, Georgia.
If that's what you want to do, Georgia, a text here as well.
One of my final law exams realized with five minutes left that there was a question on the
back page.
Triggering.
Going to Napier right now. Taylor, welcome to the show.
Safe space, Taylor.
What was your exam triggering moment?
So I went to high school in Christchurch, and we had exams not long.
after the September earthquake, the big one.
And there was like a tiny aftershock while we were all sitting riding away.
Everyone had heads down, like riding.
And it was just a little aftershock, just enough to shake the hall a little bit, like nothing major.
But there was obviously some kids who were pretty traumatized.
And I think at least three or four of us, like, led out a scream.
Like a low-key panic.
Like got under the desk.
That's like a PTSD response, right?
Yeah, that is reasonable.
That's so reasonable.
Taylor.
Thanks much for calling.
Michelle in Auckland.
What was your exam horror story?
This was actually a uni exam, but I was on my way to one of those exams.
I took a corner, unfortunately, a little bit too fast in my car,
and I crashed into a fence.
No.
I managed to walk away unscratched.
The car, the actual car itself was also fine, but what sort of did it over.
what did it over was I went over a culvert
so that wrecked the chassis
so the car was a ride off.
I've done this. I've done this. I've done this.
I've done this is only something that Yaz would say
to recall like that, Michelle.
Yeah, I've driven over a roundabout before.
What? Michelle saw out these phrases I've never heard of.
I've driven over the culvert. I've ruined a chassis.
Yes, guys, I hate that. Cost about 3K.
To be fair, I wasn't before an exam,
which I would have been the worst timing
ever but yeah me and you both Michelle
well thank you for sharing
that is that's so funny that you've done that
and wrap us up Simon and Christchurch
what was your exam horror story dude
hey guys yeah I went to
Rotara boys high
sitting school certificates so I'm an old boy
and I was a straight-age student
and I was a bit nervous
before an accounting exam
and my mum decided to give me a rescue
remedy of all of that to kind of calm
the nerves for that whole morning
ready for the exam I polished
not the whole bottle.
And lo and behold, I went to the exam and got 26%
and all the rest of the straight A's in the 80s and 90s.
Right, I'm so confused.
You like dope yourself out.
Wait, what happens when you have too much risk?
What happens when you have too much?
I don't know if it's got alcohol in it or what the go-wise.
I was either drunk or just super mellow.
You were just drunk in your exam.
Simon's just a high aft at the back, like, man, this is going to be sweet.
I'm killing this.
But the beauty of it, I wasn't worried, right?
I was super chill about it.
Yeah, well, that's what it does, Simon.
That's what it does, man.
Wait, that's so funny.
That was me, and every single one of my exams,
I walked out being like, yeah,
excellence for everything.
Like, no way, I would have gotten anything other than excellence.
Never got higher than an energy.
Really?
Maybe else drinking too much rescue remedy or something.
Your Arvos, Hit Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
And we're joined in the studio by the very talented Frankie Ventur.
Hi, guys.
Oh, such a good.
A pleasure to have you here
A new song out today
It's called Selfish
Oh you're about to play the track
For the first time on the years
First off
Churn
Congratulations
Tune Army some may say
Oh
Can you smell that
Is a can of tuna
I love that
Good adjectives
Nah I'm out
Are you trying to think
I'm out
I can't quite do it
You can't come up with any more dad jokes
Oh no I love that
Frankie last time you were on the show
talk to you about how
you missed this year's
but her ex had been selling
her gifts that she'd given her on Facebook
Marketplace. Shut up. Oh, do you want to
update? Please. It's sold
somebody bought it. What was
it? Was it like an expensive? No.
I like, she just was really into beanies
so I like bought her a beanie and then
she didn't like it. So she sold it on
Deep Pop. Sorry, not
Marketplace, Facebook. I was just like
no. No, and she goes like, oh
check my Deep Hope. Like I've got so many
cool things up. I'm like, babe, you know I bought
you that Benny though like four months ago she's like oh yeah wait so you replied to it and you were
like okay hang on we were on call because you're still talking no thank you we were on call and she was
like oh my god I'm going to get like I'm going to get some pocket money for my depot go look and I looked
and it was my um benny on there oh my that's show yes if you ever been gifted something
and then sold it yes definitely okay good honesty what was it no well sometimes like
flightmates will give you clothes or whatever
and it's like they really don't want them
and then it's like well I might as well make a bit of cash from this
yeah that's valid it's fine
there was a big problem with that years ago at work
someone was bringing in like left over clothes
hand-me-downs and giving them out to the girls in the office
and the girls were so thankful they were like nice clothes as well
and one girl would just snatch them all up
and then we found out months later that she doesn't work anymore
but that one girl was selling them all on trade me
and making like hundreds and hundreds of dollars on it's so good
okay wait question
I want to go to like the central flea market
and sell all my clothes.
But mum
wants me
to give her
some of the money
because she buys
like has bought
most of the clothes
that I want to sell
so how do you get around
that?
Well that I feel like
it's kind of fair
enough from your mum
sorry to take mum
mum's in the corner
of the studio
sorry to take mum's side Frankie
yeah
she's like hang on
but what if they were like gifts
yeah if they were gifts
I think you're allowed to sell
that's the problem
that's the issue
you've got with your ex
isn't it?
Yeah well
can you sell a gift
she didn't even
she didn't give me the money
I would love the prophets, I would love them
Alright, the song, hey, topical
Because the song's called Selfish
Is that what it's about?
Is it about your ex-selling your Beanie, Frankie?
No, so close.
It's about so close.
That's the next single, John, don't he's an ex-week.
Jump the gun.
This one, this one's just like being so,
about being so obsessed with somebody
that you just want to, like, keep them from the rest of the world
and just keep them in a little bubble
and just love them.
And not let anybody else have them.
Which I think it's kind of cute.
Like, but don't go around being toxic.
I'm not endorsing that, but just like...
That's such a hard experience.
I feel like that's like the feeling that you get when you first enter a relationship
and you're like, oh, love bubble vibes.
And then it starts to pop and you're like, oh, actually, other people can.
And then they just start selling your stuff on their death off.
Yeah, you're like, actually this is great.
Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
Talking about a new celebrity couple, very early doors.
These guys, rumoured to be dating.
Early doors?
Yeah.
Doesn't that mean, like, early?
I've never heard that before. I'm going to start using that.
Have you heard early doors?
I haven't. No, I must be so young.
Oh, gosh.
Very early doors.
Early in the relish, right? They've just been spotted around.
Not official, but, you know, dating.
And that is Sophie Turner, formerly Joe Jonas's wife, I believe.
I think they were married, yeah.
From Game of Thrones.
And Chris Martin, the lead singer of Coldplay.
Sorry, hot couple. Just want to put that out there.
they also feel like a couple that matches each other's energy.
Really? I don't see it.
Not that I know anything about these people at all.
Yaz goes off here, yes goes, Chris Martin, hot.
Hot.
Was it a call play after party once?
Missed my shot with him.
Yeah.
That's what yes.
As if I could ever, but like truly, like if I could,
he is one of my all-time faves.
I just think his energy is just infectious.
Like he's just such a positive and awesome guy.
And I think Sophie's like that as well.
Once again, never met either of them.
Once again, they don't.
know who I am. I'm a piece
of dust to them. They don't care.
So anyway. But yeah,
new romance. And I think it's kind of
interesting highlighting the age gap
of this. You know, it's not unusual
for celebrities to date people far old or younger
than they are. But I guess it's a little real
when they're both celebrities. Wait, so what is the
age gap? Is it like... 19 years.
Damn!
We didn't realize that Chris Biden was that old.
48. Is he? Well, he's in great
neck, eh? He's in...
impeccable neck. And when I saw him in person,
honestly.
Yeah, and then Sophie's 29, right?
Sorry.
Easy.
Can we get, yeah, as a cold glass of water, please?
So, yeah, so there's a bit of an age gap there.
Okay.
So I wanted to delve into that.
What's the biggest age gap that you've ever experienced in your dating life?
For me?
I've only ever exclusively dated men younger than me, which I'm sorry.
Like, that's a weird vibe.
But not by much, like a couple of months.
That's so interesting.
Up until my current partner, I'd only.
dated women older than me.
Really? We kind of go against the grain because I feel like often it's like girls go for guys
that are older and vice versa, right? When I was about your age, I was 23, I think, or 24, I dated
a woman who was 32. Really? So what was the vibes there? Like, what did you like about being
with an older woman? Um, maturity.
Because of the nurse, Sam, was laughing.
Sean's face is like, eyes are darned. Oh, what do I like about being with an old woman?
older woman.
Let's not delve into it.
I mean, 32 isn't old.
I just want to put that out there right now.
Older.
When I'm 20, you know what a 24 year old guys like?
It's like the brain equivalent of an 18 year old girl.
Yeah.
Sean said earlier today.
That's an adult woman.
Sean was like, honestly, when my brain developed or what frontal cortex developed,
I felt it.
I really felt it.
I was like, okay, mate.
What I said was I like remember the year that my frontal lobe developed.
Yeah.
Like I remember being like 25 or 26 and being like,
Oh, I get it now.
Okay.
Not I don't get it, but like I'm, oh man, wow.
This is a change.
Have a little self-awareness.
No, so fair enough for Sophie Turner going for someone older.
And you know what?
Fair enough for anyone.
Go on someone older.
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
No judgment, but we'd love to make a bit of a game out of it.
So if you are in a relationship or have been in a relationship with someone who's quite a bit older or younger than you,
could we get you to call up, oh, 800 the edge?
If you're in a relationship with a bit of an age gap,
And Yaz and I will...
Ask a series of questions.
Yeah, ask a lot of questions.
We're going to decipher how big that age gap is.
Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
Maddie joins us on 0800 The Edge.
Kiyoda, Madi.
How's it going?
Kilda.
It's going greedy.
Great.
Yes.
Frye.
Get it, Maddie.
Okay, so Maddie, I've got a question for you.
And I'm going to then take a guess.
So, where are you?
at 9 p.m., on a Saturday night, and where are they?
Why not your ex, so where were they?
They would have been in the same place that I would be in,
which is in a bar that I worked in.
Okay, so she's working in a bar, her ex be at the bar with her.
There's a bit of an age gap.
I kind of love that, like, supportive vibes,
and you were working, and, like, he was there ordering a drink or whatever.
Oh, he's there with his master.
So you're thinking old or younger, yes?
I'm thinking younger.
Younger?
Because it's like if he's there with his mates at a bar at 9pm on a Saturday,
I feel like he's just like, I don't know, young vibes.
Younger and how much younger?
I'm picking 10 years younger.
Right, 10 years younger.
Locking it in, Maddie.
What was the answer?
He was 12 years older.
Oh, could not have been more wrong about that one.
You really threw me with the, like, friends.
All right, Lisa.
Yeah, because people who are older,
can't have friends.
Lisa from Christchurch, you and your fiancé have a bit of an age gap, right?
Right.
All right, I'm going to run through a few questions for you.
There's a sunny day, right, Lisa, you're at a pub for lunch with your fiancée.
What drink is he ordering?
Is he ordering a brandy and soda or a pals?
Neither.
Oh, what's he ordering?
What is he ordering?
A Corona.
Okay.
I'm going to say he's a bit younger.
Lisa, I remember Corona was my.
first beer that I used to like to drink.
Oh, really?
It's an injury-level beer.
I'm going to say roughly 20, 21, 22.
I'm going to shoot Lisa at around the mid-30s, maybe.
I'm going to go.
He's 15 years younger than you, Lisa.
He is, do I have to answer you?
Yeah, yes, please.
He is 18 years younger than me.
18?
Oh, are you're close.
You were close, Sean.
I actually would give that to you.
And Ken, we'll give that to you, Lisa.
Good on you.
Yeah, love that.
Love that for you.
heavy Friday um alley also joins us alley hello hi happy Friday my question for you is so say you're sitting down to watch a show with your partner
first off what are you picking to watch and then what is he picking to watch good question um he's actually
really really good he just goes here pick a channel and he'll be on the
phone.
Oh, so he doesn't even like TV.
Oh, so he's second-screening everything.
That says a lot.
Okay, that's giving...
Just give me the remote and I'll just
channel surf and he'll just sit there and go,
mm-hmm.
Okay, so I'm getting the vibes that you're kind of the boss in the situation.
You'll be like, no, taking charge, this is what's happening.
I'm going to think, I think Ellie's a bit older.
But I don't think by much, I'm going to go maybe seven years older.
Okay.
Okay.
Was she close, Ellie?
A little bit more
Oh
But so you are older, how much by?
It's nearly 11 years
Oh
Nearly 11 years
I've learned from this
Is that we're not bad at guessing ages
We're not great
And our listeners are doing very well for themselves
Yes, I'd love to see it, eh?
Love that for you
Coming up on the show
Yes, I'm a bit nervous about this
I am engaged
and so a wedding on the horizon
no dates yet but yes
you want to be an instrumental part
of planning that
yes no I think
and everyone listening as well
anyone who's engaged
I think this might be very helpful for you
at certain trends
that are happening right now
to do with weddings
and I just want you to tell me Sean
if you're in or you're out of this trend
Lava we'll go there next on the edge
New Zealand
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with Sean Steph and Harrison
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Yes you I'll be honest with you
I feel like you
are too heavily involved in my potential future wedding.
I feel like every one of the edges, we're excited for you.
Yeah, it's exciting.
It's so exciting.
Yeah, so you got engaged, what, this year?
Yeah, back in June.
Yeah, and I've been, I, look, I'm someone who loves a wedding.
I'm very excited for my own.
Sometimes I will go into the op shop, and if I see a wedding dress I like, I'm considered buying it.
Stop, an op shop, op shop wedding dress is such a hack.
Yeah, I'm definitely going to be doing that.
It's only been worn once, anyway.
I don't even know you could find wedding dresses at off jobs.
There's heaps because, I mean, what else are they going to be, you know, they're going to be donated.
You resell them, won't you?
Sell them.
Yeah, but anyway, that's not what we're here for, Sean.
Sorry.
We're here for you and your wedding.
I have been seeing a lot of stuff on my TikTok for you page, on my Pinterest of just like some wedding inspiration.
You're on wedding talk?
Yeah, I think I am.
How long have you and your partner been dating?
Just over a year.
Does he know that you're on wedding talk?
No, and I'm really stressed.
He's listening and he's going to get stressed.
We'll all keep that from.
as New Zealand.
But this is going to be cool as well
if you are considering getting married.
It might have some inspiration for you.
So, would you do this at your wedding?
Yes or no, very easy, Sean.
Would you have an artist, like a painting person,
come at the start of your wedding
and paint into the corner of the room for the entire wedding
and at the end of the service or whatever,
they hand you the painting?
It's like a live painting.
Yeah, I'd do that.
It seems like it costs a lot, though, so I'm going to say no.
Oh, stingy.
Do you know what I'd love to do?
night of your life.
Have you seen those elephants that paint?
That would be cool.
I'd love to have an elephant that paints.
The elephant in the room.
Perfect.
Brilliant.
Okay.
The literal elephant in the room.
And then when I get up to say my speech, I go, let's address the elephant the room.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Thank you to Tim the elephant for being here tonight.
He's painting us.
This stuff rides itself.
I love it.
Done, yes.
I'm in.
I don't care how much money it is.
I want it.
Brilliant.
Okay.
Instead of having flower girls, you have flower girls.
You have flower grannies.
So like your grandma could go down the aisle, you know, chucking the flowers.
Yeah, I like that.
I mean, both cute things.
Young cute girls, cute old ladies.
Yeah, I could go for a flower granny.
I could get around it.
Yeah, parent people love it at weddings.
Okay, the table numbers are pictures of you and Jeannie at the age of the table number?
That's so cute, I reckon, don't you think?
Confusing, though, because do people go up to it and go,
They look like they're about seven here, but I'm not too sure.
Yeah, so it would be like table seven and it's like you at seven.
Oh, so it has the number as well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I thought it was like a game for people to figure it out.
Well, the next one is a game.
A wedding bingo card.
You have to go around and do like bingo, like find the groom, find a bouquet.
Oh, okay.
That's kind of fun.
Yeah, does someone catch the bouquet?
That's one tick.
Yeah.
Does an uncle have a meltdown after getting too drunk and jump on the mic?
That's one tick.
No, be way more wholesome than that, nothing like that.
Oh, right. Okay.
Okay, next one.
Your suit jacket is lined, like on the inside,
with every love letter that you've ever written, Jeannie.
Have you?
Have you written a one?
Love letter.
Yeah.
Like written, that handwriting?
Yes.
No.
Oh, no.
I don't have good handwriting.
We scratch that one.
What about, like, nice texts?
Yeah, sure.
Like, hey, babe, what's up?
What about?
Okay, hear me out.
Well, if my jacket is lined with all of the great memes that I've tagged her in
on Instagram?
No, that's, no, I'm having that.
That's not romantic at all.
That's so weird.
And the last one, I don't know about this one.
I don't think I'd do it, but this might be your vibe,
your I DJ, a silent disco dance floor.
So no music, it's a silent disco, everyone's wearing headphones.
Good for the oldies.
They're not going to get overwhelmed.
You can have a conversation to the side,
but you'd be putting the headphones on to end to the dance floor.
That's actually not a bad idea,
because the problem with the wedding dance floor is the overflow of sound.
Yeah.
But then also the party will feel.
So dead.
Just hearing silence, the thing, it's such a novelty.
Yeah, yeah, okay.
But what do you think?
Overall, some quite cute ideas.
Yeah, love the elephant in the room.
That's what I'm taking away from this.
That was your idea.
And we'll be getting an elephant for a wedding.
Thank you, yes.
Appreciate it.
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The Edge.
Yes, I think we might have bitten off more than we can chew.
I am ashamed of this.
I don't want to do this.
I don't want to either.
Should we not?
Not do it.
No, producer, nurse, Sam.
We've got to do it.
Okay.
We said we're going to do it.
Katie Perry released a new song today.
It's called Band-Aids.
It's good.
We think it's good because she had a breakup
and break-ups write good songs.
So we've asked you to text in
your horrific breakup stories.
Yaz and I will turn it into a Katie Perry rhyme.
I wish we weren't doing this, if I'm honest.
I wish.
And to be fair, guys, you've texted through
a lot of really bad things that people have done.
Some of it very dark.
I just want to do you justice and, like,
be that release for you.
don't know if this will be, but hey, let's do what I'll be shot.
We aren't going to use the new song Band-Aids because we don't know it yet.
We will use a song that we know, which is hot and cold, by Katie Perry.
An absolute banger.
So, there's a text here that said, broke up with him, he burnt, no, she, he, he burnt the rice risotto.
God, Sean, not after good stuff there.
Not after good, okay.
Okay, so this is my song about him burning the rice risotto.
Okay.
Sorry.
Burnt the rice risotto.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, short.
My bad.
Oh, stupid, stupid, stupid.
Okay, you've got this. Come on. Look at me.
Burn the rice.
I didn't put a beat. I need a beat to start it.
This is so foul. This is so foul. I am so sorry. I am so sorry.
Okay, three, four.
Burned the risotto rice. He had to pay the price.
Ah, that was all, well.
Yeah, that's it.
Brilliant. Thank gosh. We waited for that.
Okay. Someone texted through about their ex selling their car for four grand off what it was worth.
Oh wow
This is my thing
You stole my car
And that
broke my heart
This is the worst thing
I've even done on radio
I told you
We're not
We don't have the skills to pull us off
Neither of us have the skills
To pull us off
So I'm sorry
I'm shaking
I'm shaking
It's how Katie Perry feels
When she's on the brink of a breakthrough
We've just
We've gone Katie Perry
We're getting off the space
One more. Come on. One more, Sean.
I know you've got one in there. Come on.
Someone texts in
doing the washing. Checked all his pockets
before putting them in the jeans in the wash
and found a used condom in the pocket.
Oh, no. I don't know. No.
Found to use Connie in the pocket.
My heart had to lock it.
That's it. We're done. We're done.
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