The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #184:  A Kangaroo's WHAT!? 🫣🦘

Episode Date: November 18, 2025

It’s Tuuuesday! Harrison is back & he got us presents…!!🫣🦘 Steph’s ‘elderly’ behavior is rubbing off on Rocco Lotto winner + mundane things we've won...🎉 Harrison flew business class  The boys plan holidays ✈️🌏 Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

This is a podcast from Rover. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, welcome to the podcast. First time back in with the full team this week. Harrison back from holiday. Steph back as well. Yes, sir.

Yay. Producer nurse Sam here to tell us what has made the highlight compilation from today. So today we go through, well, we say hi to Harrison. Now he's back. Hi, Harrison. And he brought us presents. I did. Well, he bought two of your presents.

Very set. I brought you a presence, Steph's elderly behaviour is rubbing off. Yeah, Steph's child's making fun about it for being old and it's quite... He's got a great sense of humour at only 18, 19 months. Yep, picking up little habits he hears at home. And then we move on to Lotto winner and the mundane things we've won. Ripper of a show. Oh, enjoy.

Your Ravos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Full team, back together after Harrison's been on holiday for a couple weeks. Good to have you back, mate. Yeah, good to have you absolutely muntas. It's been good to be away. As you can bloody tell, I did go to Australia for two days. You picked up the X in there.

Quickly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now it was a quick two-day trip. So I probably left Friday night and then came back last night. Yeah, fun. Yeah. That was good. But I got up to heaps of stuff, guys.

I went back to Hawks Bay. I saw my Farno. That was good. Went to the pack house with my dad. Oh, yeah. Yep. Picked a box. didn't left because I don't want to do this

again. I'm on holiday, I'm not. I could go to the radio. My job's at the radio. Exactly. I left the pack house pretty quickly. Also did the Tongadiro crossing. Oh yeah, how was that? Beautiful. This beautiful like eight hour hike. It's where they do like, where they film Lord of the Rings movies.

Beautiful. This was before the fire because there was a fire there wasn't there? This was before the fire. No fire that I saw. Because I thought the fire might have been connected to you in somewhere. Yeah, they might have spotted me. There's a fire moving up the hill. for eight hours. I thought you might have had a siggy at the top of Tongadero

and then throwing it at the ground. Oh no, I did start that one, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I thought they were doing the hair thing. I was like, no, no, that's my doubt that I just had. Sort of that beautiful. Then you went to Australia, went to Melbourne, and I loved Melbourne, guys. It's a great city. It's a great city.

Lots of great food. Gone the trams. Go on the trams. A lot of trams. Snuck on to the trams all the time. Yeah, so fun. But I think, I know all this stuff's having. I kind of clock.

I did detox. I was on social media. I didn't really do anything. I just like, it was really nice to get away from my phone Turned my phone back on like properly today Shocking How many emails? I've logged back out of it

There's so many things I don't If you guys could ever be away from your phone If you're lucky enough If you get a holiday away from your job Anyone listening Turn your phone off It's the best thing in the world You love it

Off off Ah yeah was off off I just didn't contact Unless I was going to like you know Ozie or whatever I'm like do that kind of stuff Off off That's an big commitment to be

Off off. Yeah, it's pretty nice. Sometimes I'll just go like airplane mode. Yeah, nah, off off. Just take it on silent. Yeah. Because then you need your camera sometimes, you know, take a nice photo, memories. Nah, no photos.

Wow. It didn't do anything. Off off off. Yeah, off. Okay, off. Okay, off. Okay, off. Okay, guys.

Well, you know that we went to Australia. Yeah. So I got myself, this koala. This isn't for you guys? Oh, that's a cute, isn't it? It's a cute, isn't it? It's a quiet. Yeah, he's got a little pilot eyes on.

Wait, we're like, let's our presents, please. the first thing he pulls out is the most adorable koala he's like, this is mine. Why does you bring your own presents to work? So I got this. It's a book,

it's Ash London's book, Love on the Year. Yeah, because she's from Melbourne. Yeah, and she's covering me. But I read that on the plane. Yeah, yeah, I read that on the plane. It's not for you guys either. Steph,

your first. Oh my God. This is quite a... It's like Christmas. It's quite sentimental. I think you'll cherish this forever. And it, yeah. It just screams you.

Can you put your hand out and close your price, please? Oh, okay. Okay, here is your gift. Open your eyes. What is it? Is this pumice? No, that is a rock.

Volcanic stones? From the Tongaredo crossing. Oh, that's a rock. That's cool. And that's your son. Yeah, Rocco. So I thought you'd love that. That's beautiful.

Thank you. You didn't spend much on this one. No, but I had to carry it all the way on that hike. Quite light. Just the wheel? Thank you. Do you want to get it back? No, no, no.

Okay. How can we confirm, because you didn't take your camera with you, how can we confirm that is from the Tongaduro crossing? How do we know you didn't just pull that out of the garden outside and say it was? Don't look into it, yeah? Prodictioner Sam, I got the perfect gift for you. When I saw this, I'm like, you were going to be all over this gift. Okay.

This is very you. This is very what you want right now. Money. It's from Australia. What is it? Oh, my. Harrison's holding up a bottle opener, which is shaped like what I imagine is a pair of animal testicles. Gangaroo testicle bottle opener.

Oh, man. Yeah. Thank you. I thought you'd like that. Yeah, no, great. You know what I was talking about that? This is a lifelike. He was going, man, I'd love it.

And you'll get it for her. And you can drink while you... I don't even know. That's yours, truly. Oh, thanks Harrison. No, I really appreciate it. It's 40 bucks, so I'd be grateful. Okay.

And Sean, Sean. I don't actually think I want anything, man. You're going to want this one, buddy. The screams. Sean. You guys will see this? You're like, oh my God, I bet it's body wash. Sean, close your eyes and put your hand out, please.

Yeah, okay. Open your eyes. It's another testicle bottle. Yeah, but they're great because Sean doesn't watch his downstairs, so it's all manky and rotten. Why am I so gutted that I didn't get a kangaroo balls? Sean got Ronald balls, Steph got a rock, and Sam got some nice kangaroo nuts, you know. I'm on kangaroo balls. Thanks, bro.

That's all right, guys. Yeah, I'm not trading you for your rock. Sorry, Steph. Lump of coal. Well, I met the most to you. That rock was in one of the Lord of the Rings. You can't prove that. Think about that.

Your Arvos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Okay, so I am 30 years old. Pardon me? 30 years old. Excuse me? A little above 30 years old. Thank you for the honesty.

And... Still feel like she wasn't been 100% truthful. And I guys, you know when people are like, oh as you age you start to get a little bit soar and your joints start going and your

muscles start going and you start making noises when you stand up off couches and things? My granddad used to have to count himself off the couch and go one, two three, one to three and then stand up and we made fun of him for it for years. Now I feel terrible about it. So when I get out of bed, I think I told you that I rock back.

Like I rock back so my legs are fully in the air and then I'd roll up to stand out of bed. Like a candlestick. Nothing like a candlestick. Oh, like it. I thought it was a move. It was a gymnastics move called the candlestick. You know, rock back on my back, roll up, stand up straight.

And then you put your arms in the air like, um, smoke buys. Yeah, literally, but there's no other way I can get in a bed. Um, so maybe I could learn a thing or two of that technique, though, because I, I find myself making the noise more and more and more and more now that I'm in my, uh, thirties. and there is no truer example of this than this morning when I was it was really confrontational to me because it was like looking in a mirror kind of thing

I was like wow I really am old because my 18 month old who's 19 month old now I'd love to lie about ages don't you know my bad he was reaching for something and as he was like his arm was outstretched and he was reaching over

and he was picking something up. He goes, ooh-wah. And I was like... Oh, that's so confronting. Did he just make the noise that he thinks people make when they reach for things?

Oh, they get up off couches. Do it one more times? He was picking something up. He's so close to the floor already. And he goes, oh wow. And I go, that sounds familiar. That is the noise that I make

when ever I move basically if I'm walking downstairs, if I'm getting off a seat, if I'm reaching for something high. You know I've got a bung shoulder. I can't really reach high. So I'm going... Yeah, you've got to... All the time.

You've got a bung shoulder, so you shouldn't be making that noise going on a staircase. It's all right. That's so embarrassing. So my knees have gone, my hips have gone, my shoulder's definitely gone. And now I just need to just deal with the fact that my son, who's a mimic, he copies everything. We say, he's heard it enough. times that he thinks it's what

noise you make when you move. Oh, no. Yeah. Well, I don't mean to scare. He is 19. Months. Yes. Yeah. Getting up there. He's aging. You get him on that, was it? Celebrity that released a skincare range for children

recently. Everyone lost their mind. Yeah. Get him on the anti-age. Yeah. It's starting. Yeah. 19. You get it old. Not's old. Yeah. Okay. All right. Yeah. Oh, that's so funny. And Harrison The Edge Neither of us three

won the big $18 million in Lotto over the weekend though which is a shame Although we don't really know about Harrison Just got back from holiday Yeah He did come back with a lot of gifts I brought you guys a lot of Australian gifts

He got me a rock from a mountain From Tongorita That's a huge rock I thought it's a lump of coal Because you've been a naughty Can I also say How much Did you guys buy tickets for the lotto?

No You didn't Yeah I bought one ticket a week For the last few weeks How much have you spent on tickets for the last few weeks. I think each ticket I bought was about $25, so maybe, oh God, 50, the last two weeks, $50.

Yeah, I brought one, I brought one, that's not bad. I brought one for the Saturday night draw that just happened. 100 bucks. You bought $100 ticket. $100 worth of ticket. Wow. But $15 return and four extra lines for next week.

Oh, good deal. No, worth that. Yeah, so I don't know much about betting, but that sounds pretty good. Yeah, good odds. So there's some info about this. It was the largest pull in Lotto history, split between three winners, obviously,

and there were 15 other lotto players who won 55K each. Oh, that would be nice. Oh, that's great. 55K. Yeah, that's good. That's good. Now, a Christchurch man, there were one in Christchurch,

obviously online from someone in Auckland and someone in Kavarau, where we called yesterday. So this guy who won in Christchurch has talked to the New Zealand Herald anonymously, won't say what his name is, but he was doing his usual grocery sauce. store of the queue for lotto and remembered that the record was what it was and he was like I haven't bought a lotter ticket in a decade maybe I'll buy one so he bought unlike you harrison

who bought a hundred dollars worth he bought one ticket on a whim he even had to ask them which ticket he needed to buy because he didn't know I hadn't bought a ticket in a decade that's insane this will piss so many people off who play every single week this guy bought his one ticket on a snap decision and then they found out on Saturday night that they'd won he called the lotto office to confirm that he'd won they said yes he didn't know what to do panicked put the lotto ticket in a book because they were so scared about losing it. And then when asked what he's going to do with the money, he said he's

going to buy their first home, he's going to help relatives with their mortgages. And he said, do a little shopping at upcoming Black Friday sales. 18 million! You've won't 18 million? Yeah, it doesn't say how old he is? It doesn't say how old he is, but it does say he'll, by their first time, it says he'll help his parents

finally retire after years of hard work. Beautiful. So 20s, 30s, yeah. 30s, maybe. 40s, parents retiring. And he's got children Talks about how he'll give his children opportunities For the future So somewhere in there

Love that But imagine that first ticket in a decade I love the fact that this is going to shop Some Black Friday sales And being able to help your parents retire Oh man that's so wholesome Look this is great And it's fun to dream

And it's fun to like think Oh what would I do But can we just be like Okay well done Like a lot of winners done But can we celebrate The people that have won stuff That's not that life changing

Oh yeah I think more people have won crapper things than Lotto. So let's celebrate those people. Yeah, I won, like, on what now, there's to be a character called Red, who's a robot. I won Red's hot letterbox. It's a weekly competition you sent in the colouring, and you can win, and I won like stamps, postcards, felt heads. Yes, that's what I'm talking about.

It was the best thing that's ever happened in my life. It was not talking about. Do you guys remember before the HTV was a thing, C4 was what the channel was called? Yeah, Drew Nehmia. And he was hosting a TV show, and he was like, to pretend to play the drums and win an Asher CD. So I called up and I was like, Bo-B-B-B-2-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-P-B-V-P-B.

And he's like, it was like the greatest moment of my life. Would you win? An Asher CD. Oh, that's pretty good. Thanks, man. Great album. All right, yeah, because these are the things that, like, if you win Lotto, people will talk about it for the rest of your life.

That follows you. But these things don't. So, 0-800 the edge. What's the kind of crappy competition you won? Let us celebrate. it like these lotto winners are celebrating their big win. I won a lolly jar and a raffle. Did you guess how many were in there?

No, I just bought a raffle ticket. Oh, too, shrivel, raffle. Yeah, raffle, raffle. I want a frozen chicken at a surf life-saving raffle once when I was 12 years old and we were camping and I brought it back to mum and she's like, I've got no way of cooking this, take it back.

Yeah. But I want it, guys! I want it! Your Ravos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. You know, there's people, three of them, won $18 million and lotto over the weekend. Now, not all of us can be that lucky.

So let's celebrate some of the worst competitions that you've won and make a big deal about it, you know? Yeah, let's celebrate it, guys. We've got a couple of texts here. I won a chili bin that folds up to act as cricket wickets from my local liquor store. I like that. Wow, a round of applause.

That's a great prize. It's a great prize. I was a Libby's Dexton, one house lot of paint from Rizene for correctly guessing the number of jelly bins in a jar. Oh, that's massive. I've actually always wanted to be able to do that. I'm always off by hundreds. That's a sick prize.

Paints expensive. You're a house lot. That's a sick prize. Have you seen that there's chili bin folds in the cricket? That's better. Okay, let's go to Neil. On 0800 the edge, Neil, what did you win? It wasn't a lotto, but it was...

It was a trip to Hong Kong. Oh, that's actually really good. I'd expect it needs to be a lot worse than that. A trip to Hong Kong... How'd you win it? A radio station at the time, this was going back a few years, was sending out postcards with a number range on them and I was in that number range and funnily enough the guy before me had rung and got through before me but he was the wrong number range so I just hit re-dial

got through and won that trip to Hong Kong and then years later my partner entered a competition and from buying some Asian sauce and some Lee Kumki sauce and she won that. So the two times that I've been to Hong Kong have been won. You've gone to Hong Kong twice. Lee Kumki sauce.

Lee Kum Kee put us up everything. We had a tour of the factory and they put it and gave us, you know, took it out for lunch and wine and died us. It was really good. Oh, so good. Neil, you're a Lee Kamlaki. nice that's good oh cheers nail that's great um sapphire is here as well in oh 800 the edge sapphire what did you win it wasn't lotto bart saffa i won third place in a potato growing competition when i was a kid because my potato looked like a kiwi and i won a wickle's voucher

but the wick calls in my hometown shut down before i could use it wait so was it a wickle's voucher specifically for that kills. Well, we didn't travel very much. Yeah, to go out of town to use it. So I guess it has expired. Sapphire, this is the exact core that we wanted. It does expire. You need to be celebrated.

You need to be celebrated. That's more impressive than winning a lot. Congratulations. That's huge. A candy-shaped potato. It's amazing. And let's wrap it up with you, Minty. Hi.

Hi. Hi. So, Minty, you're 11 years old. Is that correct? Yes. And you did a colouring competition. What did you end up winning? I won a

toilet cleaner. Oh, Minty. That's amazing. I'm sorry. Aw. She won't, she won toilet cleaner. She'll realise when she gets older that that toilet cleaner is actually worth quite a bit of money. Minty, have you ever cleaned a toilet? I threw it out. Yeah, that's a girl. Well, that's a waste, isn't it, Minty? I want to take that off your hands.

She's got a good head on her shoulders, that girl. Get that bleach in the landfill right now. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Pardon? Talking to you too. Did you just call us scum? Yeah.

There's no need for that. Sorry. Language. Sorry, it's just I feel a bit different, guys. I went to Australia. Do you guys know that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw it all over your social media.

I've actually been to Australia too in the last two weeks. Have you? Yeah. How was Oasis? Yeah, Oasis was, thanks for asking, finally. It was good. I actually forgot about it. Was it good?

Well, no, I've actually decided. I hate stadium concerts. So it was all right. Yeah. I went to a concert on Saturday. Oh, yeah? Rufus DeSoul. Oh, yeah.

It was all right. It was in a stadium. Yeah, ooh. But I bet you guys were wondering how I got there in Melbourne. Plain? Yeah, I was assuming a plane. Yeah, it was a plane. And how old has you got an upgrade, guys?

See, this is exciting. Yeah, you said Business Lux, which I just had to Google, and it's like the newer better business. Yeah, so Business Lux. I saw that you did a cheeky little story and I don't know what it was was it of the food or what you were watching but I could see the leg room

and I'm like oh my God you are not where I normally seat Steph I'm nowhere to allow I had to zoom in to zoom in to catch the telly because it was Minecraft the movie I was watching

you had to zoom into the telly I was so far away from it It's plenty annoying though because you're leaning forward and it's all touchscreen you have to get out of undo my seat out every time and stand up and walk over

and touch the screen I'm not joking so they've faltered it a little bit. Yeah. The guys is beautiful in business. Okay, how did you get there? I want to know how you got there.

How did you get the upgrade? Yeah, how'd you get the upgrade? Yeah, I just got to grade. I walked in. They're like, turn right. Thank you. Here's your seat number. It was business.

Did you book it? Yeah, well, I booked a flight. Yeah. Upgraded to business. But how did they upgrade you? I don't know. See, turn there. That's my C number.

I'm like, beautiful. Mr. Keith, thank you. Wait, what? But you didn't have, you didn't pay for the business ticket. No, I graduated. Yeah. So I sat down,

but they didn't even tell you. They didn't tell you they're going to upgrade you or anything. Because normally they go bing bong at the gate and they're like, Karen, thank you, Sean. Canna Harris and Keith please come to the front desk and then you're like, oh my God, am I in trouble? What if they found in my bags?

And then you walk over. And they're like, hey, we're just letting you know that the seat's available if you want it. No, no, no. You've got upgraded. Yeah, so I sit down, glass of champagne for everybody. Pretty nice. But then you do feel a little bit stink

because everyone, you know, the cheap seats. Well, you normally would be sitting. You know what I'd always sit? They all walk past you. Yeah. And they got little comments. They're a bit snarky. Oh my God. Must be nice. Ah, one day, hopefully.

Who's this guy, I think he is? Those are some of the comments that I got as I sat there. And other business people turning over the seat, staring at me going, who is that? Yeah, why is he with us? Who is that guy? Yeah. He must be a millionaire. I've got a face towel. Got a hot cloth.

Did you know what to do with that? I've pushed it on my face. Yeah, nice. Yeah, a facecloth. Yeah, cool. Just sometimes... I'll just put two and do it together. Yeah, I wasn't sure.

The one time I've got a face towel, I'm like, do I wash my hands with this? Is this for my feet? I don't know. Yeah, can I, how much can I clean up with this? Yeah, is this for my utensils to then return? I did that, wash my face, handed it to the dirty rag to an economy person. They took it off back to their seat. And then, guys, it's like a five-course meal in there.

Yeah, you feel like you've done this once. You've got a free upgrade. Now you're treating everyone worse than yourself. I know. So I put it on straight. I'm my iPad, didn't even want the TV. I'm a humble guy. I put my little iPad mini, put stranger things on.

First course, a bit of bread. A bit of butter. I wouldn't say that's a course, but okay. Fell asleep. I fell asleep. I woke up. Welcome to Melbourne. I missed the whole fly.

That's such a waste of a business fly, man. I missed the whole flight, but don't worry because I was flying Melbourne to Auckland back again. Business Lux. I go in there. You got upgraded again. Yep. You must have paid for that happen. See, guys, is there the champagne?

Like, here it is, sir, Mr. Keith. I'm like, thank you. Have the champagne, have the hot cloth. I'm like, I'm all good for today. They don't even give me the cloth. I don't need it. Put on the Minecraft movie, first dish. That beautiful faccasia from the first fight.

What I don't know. Minecraft movie on. Take a video. Know whatever I fell asleep again. Oh, it is wasted on you, mate. It is wasted on you. So I paid, what, a thousand dollars to upgrade in both return. So you did pay that.

I upgraded. You say you upgraded. No. But they upgraded from economists, I'll upgrade the business. So I upgraded. So I paid like $500 each for both ways. So you didn't get upgraded. No, you paid for the upgrade. You've led us to believe that you're a free upgrade.

Yes, which means I got upgraded. So I upgraded my flights to business. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Okay, so there is something that you could be doing in your relationship right now that will make your relationship even better. because dudes, I'm talking about, you're not doing something that we want you to be doing.

And that thing is not having a good physique. It is not having a big paycheck. We find this particular thing more attractive than those, according to a new study. And the thing you should be doing, which is a major turn-on for us, Wahine. In fact, 93% of us, according to the study, want you to be doing this thing way more,

is booking holidays. Oh, now I'm all right. That's a lot of admin. A lot of money as well. A lot of money goes into it. So booking holidays. What about just making real good love? No, we don't want real good love.

But what if it's really good? We don't want even average love. We don't want any kind of love. We want to go on a holiday and we don't want to be the ones having to deal with the admin. You're right, Harrison Admin, of dealing with the organizing of it. The how are we getting around? what's our budget, what accommodation should we be staying in, how are we getting there? It must be nice having money to get an upgrade as we just heard Harrison talk about.

But booking a holiday is something that I know in my relationship, it falls on me. I quite enjoy writing an itinerary. It is quite fun. I don't know what it's like to turn up to an airport and not know anything, not know what flight number it is, not know where we're staying once we get to the destination. Yeah, but wouldn't anyone like that? It's like saying, man, one thing I'd love for my partner to do is just, deposit 10K in my account.

Well, that would be, that would turn me on. Yeah, but the thing is that that's not realistic. But what is realistic is if the person in the relationship that does nothing to do with organising, pick up some slack and actually do it for once. And you think that's hot? Well, it's not just me, the things it's hot. It's a major turn on, according to this new study where half of American women are saying that their significant other has never booked a trip for them in their own

entire relationship. Yeah, they're American women, though. They're so different to Kiwi women. Yeah, but they still, are they? Yeah, man, they're so different women. Completely different. Kiwi women love staying at home. Yeah.

Don't like to go on holidays. Guys, guys, okay, we're going to test this right now because we need to work on our Thruple relationship, the three of us, don't we? Always, always growing, always learning. So you guys are going to plan a trip for me. Oh, yeah. Okay.

You guys are going to both pitch. an ideal itinerary to take the show on and let's pick who is going to be the best out of the two of you doing this now this is just a bit of prep bit of prep into your own life maybe to really pick up the slack and so you're going to see if we you think this is hot or not yeah yeah yeah I'm going to rate your hotness on your booking trip abilities okay interesting I'm excited to test this I don't think this was going to work. I think this is going to be a massive turn on. I think you might look at us differently after this. Why don't I just send you

a DP but I'll put like playing emojis and palm trees and so forth. Not the fame, not the fame. It's a good type book and a trip really, isn't that? No. Over his face so he can't get cancelled for it. No. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. So according to a new study

we want boys to be planning our trips more often. Now someone texts it in saying It's interesting to note that women do not find a large salary attractive, but do find being taken on a holiday attractive in today's economy. Now, that's not what this is saying, because... Because I think women do find a large salary attractive, despite what they say. Pretty nice.

We're not being taken on a holiday. We just want the planning to be sussed. We just want the organising to be halved, because according to this study, it always falls on us. Which, if you're looking at definitely at my relationship, I plan every single holiday. I do kind of enjoy it, though, so don't want to be too mean about it. But a lot of the times it's the gals organizing what to pack on the road trip,

what to pack in the suitcases, where we're going to be staying, what about to this? Well, it's a holiday, so it's good not to think about that stuff. Yeah, but you... Yeah, I agree with Harrison. It's not like it. Relaxed. Yeah, so we're going to test this theory right now, and I'm going to put you both Sean and Harrison up to the test. And I want to see how good you would be at organizing a holiday.

And our hypothetical little thruple relationship we've got going on. Don't worry, Steph, I've got this, all right? So this is our holiday. What's that at 4 a.m.? Exactly. Up you get. I hope you've packed. But aren't we going on holiday next week?

Not anymore. I took the liberty of moving our holiday forward and changing our entire itinerary as a quirky, sexy surprise. Now get up, sleepy head. We're flying to Wollongongong. We have a packed itinerie in this luxury all expenses paid for on after pay. Rugby League superfan holiday experience.

We're going city to city, watching the Broncos, the Raiders, the Panthers. And don't worry, I've slipped a few women's team and teams in there for you as well, you're bloody feminist. Also as a surprise, both my brothers and my mate Bazzo are coming because my brothers love the rugby league and Bazzo's misses kicked him out

and he overheard us talking about it. I felt bad for him, so he's coming too. And I don't worry, I've booked the most stunning three-star hotel which you can enjoy in peaceful tranquility while Bazzo and I slapped the pokey's at the cast and went a couple of majors, which should help put a dent in the afterpay, which once again is a horrendous amount of money.

So get up, lazy bones. We've got to get to the airport. The flight leaves in two hours. I told Bazzo had smashed half a dozen airport heinies with him before the flight. No, no, no, no to every single thing you just said. Well, you've asked me to plan the holiday, so I've planned it. No, no.

You've put that ball in my court. You haven't put my needs first. You get a lot of a long time. We're on a rugby holiday. I know. You don't have to come. You can go to Uniclo. Oh, okay.

No, there is some good shopping over there. Yeah, that's pretty full on. Sean. Jeez, that was crazy. Okay, you need to practice. You need to practice for the sake of your relationship. Sean, sorry, I didn't actually prep this. Have you got any sexy music?

Yeah, of course, ma'am. Just some sex music would be good. Steph. I know your needs. It's not going to make you to the best holiday you've been through. Ding, ding, ding. The alarm's going off, darling. But as 4 a.m. you say, I didn't set this.

Honey, I did. Look down. You look down. We're in comfy sweats and ugg boots. I didn't change this in. I didn't change into this, you say. I changed you in your sleep. Where are we going?

No, do that. Two, two, Uber pulls up. Come with me, darling. We walk a steady pace out to the car. I open the door you enter. We pull up to the airport. The airport, you say, but where? What, how?

The truck pops open. Suitcases already packed. I push you on the bag trolley to our gate. I ask, what's the capital of Thailand? You sacked at me. I fall to my knees. I look up and slip out the words.

Bangkok. We enter the craft. Turn left, business? No. Pilots laps. We sit on a pilot's lap each. Each. Co-pilots.

We land in Bangkok. Helicopter off the tarmac to a private resort. We only have 24 hours. But boy, they are fulfilling. Motorbike rides, snorkeling, cockfighting, car racing. He's fall asleep from the exhaust. You wake up On another pilot's lap

I look at you in your eyes We're headed home baby Okay, so a few things to ask What was the budget for that trip Do you have any numbers? Did you have any number? Did you have a budget? What accommodation are we staying at? Do you have...

Budget? Don't even worry about it You've got it I've thrown the pilot's laps thing out there Like you've got a connection or a hookup I don't think they're allowed to do that. This is my point. It's a great scenario.

It's a great scenario. amazing, but there's no actual organising that's been involved. I've justed all of that. Do you know how expensive it is? To sort of buy on its laps? That's not very cheap. And to change you while you're asleep, that felt weird. Gosh.

You guys both need a bit of work. Laura Texan, no, I couldn't let him book it. If the toll of it was shit, I'd be roperable. Yeah. Yeah, but I do have a winner. And I've got two words. Pad Thai. Bangkok

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