The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #186: Who the heck is Alice!? 🤔

Episode Date: November 20, 2025

Thursdaaay! Harrison’s dressed differently today… Wicked or Wicked? 👍👎 Harrison has a way with the dogs 🐶 Someone on the Simpsons has died! Let us accept an award on your behalf 🏆 Things you can’t unsee (thanks to mum & dad...😬)  Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

This is a podcast from Rover. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Welcome everybody to The Edge Arvo's podcast. It is the 20th of November. 2025. I'm just going to call it already. This has been personally, probably my favourite show we've done all year.

Oh, sorry, Sean. Sorry, Sean's away. Sorry, nothing to get Sean. But it has been a hectic show today. Very fun. Great call is everything. It was so silly. So you're in for a great podcast today.

What's everyone's favourite? Producer-Nus, Sam, what's your favourite part of today's potty? My favourite part was Wicked or Wicked. Oh, really? Yeah, that was pretty funny. You're going to hear that very soon. Yeah, some great stories. I don't know what's in the potty, so I can't say what my favourite part was.

Oh, it's your favourite part, it's probably in the potty. My favourite part was... Are you doing that tick out of noise? Because I don't think that's in the potty. We played a game on the radio show today, everyone. We had to try and guess if it was your real indicator or whether you were just doing your mouth. You're doing blink noises.

It's called it, is it indicate? Yeah. It was awesome. It was pretty groundbreaking. It was shocking as one of the podcast, that's fine. But let's just check with Sam, is it there? No, it's not. Oh, you just have to tune in tomorrow if we play it again.

I don't know. That was my favourite. What was your favourite is, Steph? My favourite was making you guess what Simpson's character has unfortunately passed away. Oh, yes, that was fun. And also talking about your parents' kinks. That was also a great highlight of mine. Surprised it wasn't yours.

Okay. See, what is in the podcast? Yes, no, that was actually. So in the podcast, we've got Harrison's dressed differently today. We kind of figure out why. Why you're a bit different. Yeah, we talk a lot about your balls, actually. Yeah.

Spoiler a little. And then also, you funnily enough, have a way with dogs. Okay. Actually, yeah, it's a bit of a theme. Now I'm thinking, I'm kind of thinking I should put the indicate thing back. You know, he's got the dog out. All right, well, whatever is in the podcast, enjoy everybody. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. Harrison, you've turned up to work today. Looking a little different than your normal kind of stylish kind of vibe. Yeah, thanks, Steph. Be so hard. No, no, it's all good. It's all good. Are you okay?

Is everything all right? I'm all good. I got dressed today questionably. I questioned my outfit a lot. So you'll acknowledge that what I'm saying isn't mean. It's true. Well, I thought I looked good. I went to lunch with somebody today and I kept asking, do I look all right?

They're like, yeah, you look fine. I had to keep saying, do I look all right? They're like, you look fine. Okay, I'll take it then. A true friend would be honest. Exactly. Walk to the office, everyone's made a joke to me. So, guys listening, he's wearing jeans, which isn't weird.

But the fact that you've paired it with quite clearly what is an active wear workout top, it's just an interesting mix. Look, I'm wearing brown jeans, green hiking shoes. camouflage warehouse sports top and a cap so I've had jokes all day like oh it's a floating head oh the tree's moving

oh where's Harrison gone I'll produce nurse Sam said I look like who do I look like producing her Sam from the Canadian ice road truckers I look an ice road trucker

yeah it's like it's like pick a genre or pick a mode that you're in are you in gene mode today or are you in workout mode today yeah and it's a scorcher of a day sweet in bullets down there Okay

Well, I'm just going to be honest That's what I'm going through But The thing is I haven't in my washing That's why I haven't in my washing That's why I'm going to dress up box And picked everything out I look heinous

That's what you've got left in your wardrobe That's what I've got left Gotcha That's what I've got left And everyone's having a go on me Oh, I stink out blah blah blah And I was like well yeah I've also had to go commando

Yeah In jeans In Jains In a sweltering hot day? So technically, I'm doing this. Falling. Free bawling. I'm free bowling at the office. That's a choice.

It is a choice. All of your undies in the wash. All of them in the wash. All of them in the wash. You've got a dryer, eh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why don't you just like chuck the wash on and then chuck it? Power bills for the roof, stuff.

I can't even touch that dryer. I'm allergic to it. But you're going commander in jeans. I think this is an emergency. I think the dryer, you're right, it should only be for emergencies. This is one. 3, 3343.

What do you reckon about free ball on at the office, lads? I think it's probably inappropriate? Although, is it? I don't know. No one would know unless you told them. The jeans are tough. The jeans are tough. How's it feeling?

It's like I go to the bathroom. Oh, God. I just open one of the leg holes in the jeannie, but just shake out drips. You can't, you can't, you can't. No, it's too visual. I'm like the bottom of my jeans, it looks like I've walked through puddles.

That's just going straight down to the leghole. It needs air, it goes straight to the air. It needs air. It needs support too, though, doesn't it? Look, it feels good. And I told everyone, because they're making fun of me. It's like, yeah, well, I've got no undies. Yeah.

Everyone kind of turned back in their desk and stopped talking. They're like, that's rank. It's something strange to share in an office environment, that's for sure. Yeah, we're pretty tight and stuff, though, so I thought I'd tell everybody. Yeah. What about chafing? Oh, nah. Is it an itch happening?

Nah. Pain? Nah, well, it's moister. No, like the moist is solving the chase. It's lubricated. But I can't recommend enough. You've got to freeball it. Richard just texted.

You work in the afternoon. You could go on shopping for the new underwear. Nah, mate. No, budget life. Budget life, man. Yeah, man. Can't afford that. You should freeboard a morrow, Steph.

Should I? Are you, hold on, are you asking me to not wear underwear to work tomorrow? Hell yeah. All right. Just feel yourself. Your Arvo's Hit Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. A big day across Altero because the biggest movie, probably of the year,

Wicked Part 2 is officially out. Yeah. It's making a lot of people very excited, very happy. and we've decided to celebrate Wicked right now in our own little way. We invite you to call through on 0,800 The Edge. We've got a double pass to the movie, up for grabs. We just want to hear a story from your life

that's either Wicked or Wicked. Yeah, a Wicked or Wicked story. Yeah, your choice. Down to differentiate the two, Wicked. What's your Wicked stories you're looking for, Steph? So the Wicked stories I'm looking for is something, like an achievement that you've had in your life you've worked really hard for something

or something incredible has happened and you're like, oh, wicked! What kind of wicked story are you looking for, Harrison? Wicked evil story. Like something we're like, oh, that was a bit wicked for you to do. Yeah. Okay, so wicked or wicked, it's your choice what wicked interpretation

you have a story for. and a big time Lil Lill from the office joins us. What's your wicked story, Lily? So my wicked story is like a month ago, a couple weeks ago, when Harrison's Woman's Day magazine came out. Here we go. I drew devil horns and like a devil tail on him, like went up in his article. I thought it was pretty wicked.

No, not that's kind of wicked. I'm an artist. True. I'm an artist. I'm an artist. Artistic abilities. Right. Yeah, absolutely.

And the woman's day, like my art featured in Women's Day. And you're supporting the medium that is print. Exactly. I mean, there's nothing better. I want to say that was my wicked. It could be a distressed wicked, but yeah, that's cool. Do you see where I come from, though? Yeah, it's a nasty place, but yeah.

No, we're celebrating print. We're celebrating creativity. Okay, yeah, okay. Jamie from the office, what's your wicked or wicked story place? My wicked or wicked story is that most mornings I pick Lily up to come to work with me. and we play a wee game of like cat and mouse so like when she tries to

get in the car I go forward a little bit back and forward, back and forth she's not quite sure that's my now, working. Although, you know, adding steps into the day, you know, making a little bit of a sweet beat happen as. She's trying to help me get my goals. Yeah. Good for the heart rate.

Right. Yeah. So I mean it's open to interpretation, isn't it? So 0800 the edge. Cool now. It is your turn, New Zealand. A double pass to Wicked it up. for grabs. We just need a story that's either wicked or wicked to win. Could have be clearer.

What's your story, Harrison? Mine's like Jay's, like a guilty little story. Like my granddad had a fall a couple months ago. Sad fall. Bloody funny. Is that Grandad Bobby Knocker? The one with no teeth? One eye and no teeth. Yeah, so he took a fall.

I didn't realize he had one way. Harrison, there's no positive spin on that story. That's wicked. That's a bit funny that he fell over. That's really wicked. He's a right, and apart from the eye and the no teeth, but he's all right. Not like that time you tell that story, he's going to have, like, no legs. Like, I sort of go out every time when my knocking comes up.

He's a character. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. First up at 100 to the edge, we have Carl. Carl, what's your wicked story, mate? My wicked or wicked story is back in 2015 in between uni classes, I entered a red bull paper wing. growing competition

and two weeks later I ended up going with a bunch of two other students to Salzburg, Austria. Oh! Free trip. Amazing. Yeah, that's wicked.

That's wicked, man. See, I like that wicked story, Steph, but it's wicked. That's wicked, Carl. That is wicked. That is wicked. Connie, what's your wicked story? Hi, guys. my wicked story is about this time I met the back street boys

and I'd been obsessed with them since I was like a teenager and I met them and I thought oh my god this is amazing and we all stood together really close to get a photo so this was like wicked but then it turns like nasty wicked because my hand, they stood so close that my hand kind of slid into the whole blonde one's t-shirt and I'm like oh my god I can touch his skin and I looked up at him and I said I'm sorry and he looked down at me and said don't worry about it

but the really wicked bit is. It was all hairy and sweaty and gross. And this was like my teenage crush, and I was just like crash. That was gross. So, yeah, that's my wicked but wicked story. Connie, I love this, because that's a wicked story.

And then kind of wicked, like, happy wicked. Your hand slipped onto his chest? No, it kind of, they stood so close that my hand kind of slid. under his t-shirt and set of around his back and I kind of get it out because they were standing too close and it was just stuck with his sweat and his hair

just on his back and it was just revolving. I can't even really picture where the hands are going but you're really tying yourself around this guy. You're wicked. You're wicked. Nick Carter, yeah, okay, love that. All right, but of both. A bit of both, I like that. And finally

we've got Jordan. Jordan, what's your wicked story? So last night I was making Keith for dinner. And I was not knowing full well that my flight mate hates tomato with a passion. But I really wanted a bacon and tomato keesh. So I made it anyway. And then when he came after I'd finished making, he goes,

oh, I don't really like tomato. I made him pick around it. Yeah. I love that. I love that wicked stuff. You're like, whoops. Forgot you hated tomato. Yeah, it's not super mean.

It's just a bit of like a little bit of a one-up. Yeah. Good on you, Jordan. You're a wicked barrister, I love it. Okay, who are we giving the tickets to? Ooh. I mean, my vote is double wicked Connie. Connie, congratulations.

Thank you. It's a wicked story you met the backstreet boys, but somehow you inappropriately touched Nick Carter and he was really slimy and I'm confused by that. But wait, way to go, Connie. Way to go, Connie. Way to go, Connie. Thank you.

You're Avo's Hit Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Well, what's an impressive today, Steph, is I had a big meeting. A big meeting that's going to go in for. Oh. It's for an audition. Like, it wasn't an audition, but I've had an audition now. I've been getting like some, they're talking about giving me this role.

Oh, my God, exciting. Very exciting stuff. This is a meeting we love. We don't love scary meetings. It's a positive meeting. This is a positive meeting. And so I wake up at 6 a.m. Because I'm meant to be going like, hey, I'm anxiously waiting.

Of course. 7.30 this morning while I was around. Hey, mate, don't worry about coming in, we'll just call you. Oh. So, like, okay, sweet, when are you going to call? He's like, well, mate, we're pretty busy any time from now to five. This is 7.30 in the morning. Oh, God.

So all the morning, I'm anxiously waiting around. That's such a power move from them. Yeah, I kind of liked it. Did you? No, I hated it, but I'd love to be able to bend that power and do that to somebody. So I was just like, yeah, you know what? I'm freaking out all morning, and then it gets to midday. I'm like, you know what?

Put my phone away. got flying to my mates. I'll just go and do that. Distract me, just, I can't stop thinking about this phone. I'm looking at it every second. And so we get to my local sushi shop. It's just down the road from work. And for some reason, I think it's a very sunny day here in Auckland,

line round the block. It's like opening day. I was like, oh, so, you know, you guys want to be a part of the sushi shop. Apparently everyone wants sushi to think tonight. Yeah, I felt a bit gatekeeper about it. But I'm like, all right. So it's just like my friends. My phone goes off.

Here we go. Here we go, it's time for the meeting. Yeah. Friends are excited. I'm like, go, you go online. I'll just stand next to the line. Like, you go start waiting. Yeah.

And so I'm kind of standing next to this big line that wraps into the shop. Start talking on the phone. Mm-hmm. It's about the meeting. It's about the audition and stuff. I'm like, fantastic. And then while I'm standing in this line,

really trying to focus on this conversation. While I'm standing into this line, this dog walks past me. It's all chihuahua. Just brushes past my leg. Okay. Very cute. Yeah, all right.

Yeah, very cute. And I leaned down and give it a little pat. While you're trying to focus on the phone? Well, yeah, I always give a dog a pat if you see what, but, you know. Okay. Yeah, I always give a dog a pat. And I'm talking a little bit longer. And the dogs, I can feel the dog's kind of playing around my leg.

Yeah. And then my friends have moved up and then I see them, and they're waving out to me. Like, waving. And I'm on the phone, like, shewing them. Like, like, oh, wow, like, shut up. I'm trying to do this, yeah. An important phone call. Don't wait to me now.

I'm chewing them, like, shoe with my hand. Oh, God. They're shooing me back. I'm like, why are you shooing at me? And I was shooing and then pointing down. And I'm like, oh, what's this about? I look down and there's this dog lead. I see the end of a dog lead.

And I'm following it to my shin where this chihuahua is viciously thrusting my shin. Viciously. They're quick little things, aren't they? Vigorously. Yeah, fast. And I'm like, on the phone. Oh, no, come on. Like, this can't be happening.

So I start walking to get the chihuahua off. It walks with me. And it's like double time. It's picking up. It's going faster and faster. This is all true. Going faster and faster. And I'm in the phone.

You're right. I'm like, yeah, don't worry, man. It's all good. It's all good. And then I just don't know if you guys, I mean, you guys shouldn't say you like it, but I don't like when dogs do this stuff. It freaks me out. Yeah. Oh.

No. I'd say you've got some experience. This isn't the first time a dog's kind of attacked you in this way. Dogs love ginger. I don't know what it's about. No, particularly they love you. Yeah, I know, it's real, it's disgusting. But there must be some kind of...

I don't know what it is. What deodorant are you using? There must be some kind of the opposite of a dog repellent. It's like, they're magnetised towards your shins. Literally, and I just, but I don't like it. So I'm looking at my friends, that's sounding to giggle. The whole line's, they're distracted. Yeah.

I'm freaking out on the phone. What's the owner doing? Where's the owner of the dog? I'm on the owner. So I genuinely put my phone to my chest and go, whose dog is humping me everyone in the line stops talking

they all face me everyone's facing me it's in silence the owner runs up oh I'm so sorry bro get off tries to pull the dog off struggling pulls the dog off

he's like I'm so sorry bro and go yeah well it's just gross bro meanwhile are you still on the phone to this important person yeah yeah check the phone hung up just hung up

that's not what you want to happen now it's going to the back of the line to go the back of the line, just skipped that's why I've been out of the vending machine all day. So I haven't had lunch and, I don't know. Boy, at least the chihuahuas think you're hot. Yeah, Steph. At least chihuahuas think I'm hot.

That's mean. That's mean. It's someone that Miranda texted in Little Dog isn't in love with you. Oh, sorry to say it's just dominating you, dude. It's saying it's in charge of you. God, the power move. It's a power move.

It's power moving. Damn it. Your Arvose Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. some big Simpsons news that dropped earlier today that the creators have confirmed

one of the characters that's been on the show for 34 years is quote as dead as a door knob I think it was door knob door handle, door whatever the phrase is writing that in someone's headstone yep that dead as a door knob

yep so Harrison you haven't read this news today You're a big Simpsons boy So I watch The Simpsons No Word of a Lie every night to go to sleep to They always four seats with my TV on It's The Simpsons Now, like in present day or back in the day

Now? Really? Every night. Every night you're watching The Simpsons? Every night I watch Simpsons Oh well you'll know exactly who this person is then Well I hope not Well I mean there's a character that's been around for that long

Yeah okay I want you to have a guess Who Harrison would you be absolutely devastated that they were no longer on The Simpsons anymore. Any of the family. Okay. I think Marge needs to go. Any of the family except Marge.

She needs to go. Her voice, the actress's voice, is pretty coarse. Okay, it's, Marge is staying. Marge is alive. Then she died this year and we're bringing her back. Yeah. It was a tease. Yeah.

What about like Kent Brockman, the news reporter? Oh, the guy in the helicopter all the time? Yeah. And he's like, reporting live. Yeah, he's pretty good. No, he's alive. Dr. Hibbert? No, he's still there.

A poo? No, he's still in the cookie mart. Barney. No, you'd think so, though. Okay, I reckon we can get this. It doesn't seem like the healthiest person. Mayor Quibi? No, the mayor's still alive.

Who would you be devastated? Would it be devastated? It is a side character. It's not one of the main family. Who's that real old guy? The real old guy of the white beard? Oh, the granddad's friend. Is his name Abe?

Abe, yeah, Abe. Abe's the granddad. It's not Abe's mate. It's not Abe's mate either. This is a pretty hard question. Who would you be devastated? Who would you be devastated? Chief Wiggum.

Is it? No. Oh, that would be devastated. That would be devastated. Lenny, Carl, Moe. Lenny. Wait, who did you just say? Moe?

Is Mo gone? No, Mo's not gone. Lennie or Carl? No. No. Okay, we're running out of characters here. White Simpson's character would be devastated, never came back. No, it's not Sancho Bob.

When that guy goes, hey, everybody. Hey, Dr. Nick. No, it's not Dr. Nick. What about the B? What about Duffman? What about the soccer scientist? Have you said Krusty yet? Krusty?

No, it's not Krusty. This is so funny. I'm saying it's a little help of the dog. No, he's right. No. Snowball the cat. No. No, this character is going to, I'm going to say this.

character, you're going to be devastated. Otto, the bus driver. Is it? No. Oh, Steph! This is ridiculous. It's ridiculous. I've been pulling out characters.

No, okay. Fat Tony. No, it's not Fat Tony. Ralph. A Simpsons character is officially dead and it's not Ralph. Nelson. Nope. He-he.

Who? Producers at nurse, Sam? Mudge. No, no. There's a first one, Sam. Look at him. Come on, Sam, look alive. Mr Burns.

No. Who is it? Okay, do you want to know? Yeah. The Simpsons character that has finally kicked the bucket, iconic character on The Simpsons. Alice Glick. The organist in the Simpsons Church.

The little old lady that plays the organ. Don't you know that I'm all? The lady is dead. And you know what, Harrison, she's died a few times. She died in season 22, but she's officially being kicked off the whole thing now. He was. Remember when we used to make out to this him? You know her?

Alice. Alice Glick. Who gives a shit about Alice? That lady. The lady would. the tongue. Yeah, out of all the people, Alice. Alice Glick's gone.

Steph, I know a lot about the Simpsons. Show your respect. I forgot Alice. I couldn't care less that Alice is gone. RAP and Alice, may you rest in absolute. Please don't come back. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. Imagine accepting an award on behalf of Taylor Swift.

That is what Kiwi comedian Melanie Braythel had to do last night at the Australian Music Awards. She won this big global award and she wasn't there, obviously. And we want to see how good we would be, Harrison and I, at accepting an award on behalf of someone else. Yeah, I think we're radio host,

we're quite big personalities. I'm not saying where we are in the media, but we are just big personalities. Like, we'd be great at getting up and doing a bit of improv and accepting an award for somebody. Well, I think I'd be fantastic. Yeah, so I talked a big game before, but I'm panicking, Loki, stressing out right now.

You have been panicking off here a little bit? Because I don't know if I've got the guts for this. I'd just crumble, I think, and I'd look at all the people in the auditorium and I'd be like, but that's the thing, Seth. There's nobody just listening to us. There's doubt that we're listening to us right now, but we can't see anybody, but it's all about being on the fly. So we've been pre-reading of these speeches.

No, none. Then we'll just text them and reading off the text. Yeah. It's good practice. So 3343, we needed your name, your job, and just a fun tidbit about you, and we will accept an award on your behalf. Can you start? Can I start?

Yeah. Okay, so read your text first. Sweet. So I've got Mark. Mark is a chief information officer and he can wiggle his ears. Yay, Mark. Yeah, shot guy. Sorry, Mark actually can't be here tonight. But he is a chief information officer so busy guy. But funny old Mark, we go way back, especially when the old court yard outside the school and he had wiggled his ears to me. So it's quite a... I wish you guys could see it.

But he really deserves this award and hopefully one day we can all have a drink together and wiggle our air. Cheers. Appreciate it. Have a good night, guys. Damn. That was really good. Does that good? No, that was perfect. No, it was sensational. Good, good, good. Okay, my text is Alicia. She is a car painter.

And her fun thing about herself is that she likes plants. Let's go. Good evening, everybody. It's an honor to accept this award on behalf of my good friend Alicia. Who, geez, get her. around a car, she'll probably paint it. And she unfortunately can't be here tonight. Oh, this thing is heavy.

That's what they say. They're so heavy these awards. I'd just love to say Alicia Big on Plants. Massifers Plath. Probably where she is at the moment, eh? Love and Plants too much, eh? And that's the end. Bye, everybody.

Do you accuse her for smoking marijuana A little bit Yeah, right, right I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm going to go another time Yeah, we'll do one each more That's pretty good step That's pretty good step You seem nervous

Just relax a bit more next time Okay Okay, so this text is from Sammy I've been awarded at work As Sammy no mates As I never have plans I'm also a nurse Oh God

All right, let's go Sammy Sammy Ah Sammy couldn't be here tonight Guys sorry about that old Sammy no mate as we like to call her. But, no, she's, I'm actually her best friend. We're obese as we go way back, especially we met in a nursing college, actually.

Saved the life together. It was a hit and run, and we kind of both went up to the car, and they were bleeding out so much that we had to clog it with Sammy's pen. Thank God, Sammy had a pen. So she saved that man's life, and now they've actually opened up a charity together

with support other people who have been in hit and runs. And that's just the kind of person Sammy is, and, you know, I mean, she's winning this award for acting tonight, but in real life, she's a true nerds and a true backbone of this country. Thank you, guys.

She'd love to be here. Wow. Again, really great. Love Sammy. My final text here, we are accepting awards on behalf of listeners right now. Chloe texted in. She is a swimmer and she wants an award. That's all I've got. Cool.

Who, Chloe! Hi, everybody. Good evening. God, everyone looks sensational tonight. Oh, wow, we. Chloe, she's unfortunately not here to accept this award. she's doing some breaststroke. She's loving the stroke of the breast.

She's also doing the butterfly, which, you know, if you don't do correctly, it kind of looks like you're drowning, which Chloe never does, because she's a fantastic swimmer. But you should see me in a pole. Geez, Lifeguard! Help! CPR!

And get on you, Chloe! I told you I'm really bad at those. If I was producing that show, I'd be like, cut the ads, cut the ads. Yeah, no, Harrison ones. Okay, let's move on. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

Times, you've seen your parents in a way you really wish you hadn't. Yeah, I recently went to Hawksplay back home and we're playing music on Spotify out loud at this family barbecue on my mum's phone. I go to my mum's phone to change the music, and I see the last thing she listened to was a podcast that said, How to Make Sex Kinky again. Steph.

It's my mother. It's a beautiful, healthy relationship your parents have. It doesn't have to be kinky, though. You find the spark, you know? How old are they in their 50s? Good on them. I just didn't need to see that. I did not need to see that.

I've been on her phone since. Okay, so we're talking a bit of trauma, actually, for some people. Very traumatic. Who've walked in on their parents. Now, a few texts here. Okay, brace yourselves for this one. Of course, you can remain anonymous, and this person has chosen to. They say, I once opened my mum's phone.

so same as you Harrison to send a text from my dad when she was driving oh she asked me to okay so their mum's driving she's like oh send you text

your dad a text say this and so anyway the last message from her to him it read I can't wait to see you later

I'm eating salad and muscles for lunch and it reminded me of when you ate my Kitty What? How does salad of muscles

remind you of kitty? I was about 15 and I was mortified and it's never left my mind and I can't eat muscles since Oh, yuck! That is right. I'm so sorry they had to read that anonymous. I still also think about how she was just left on scene

The dad didn't even respond to her mom. Oh, that's brilliant. Okay, someone else. I got given my parents' old phone as a teenager. It must have been my dad's. When I went to send my mum a message, it had their old messages on it, and it was a nude of my mum with a spicy message

that I can't fully remember because of blacked out. God, the age of nudes now, right? Didn't have that back, and my parents had never said, oh, they probably are. Yeah, well, I'd say so. Maybe that's the advice the kinky again podcast had. If you're a young kid, these days, stay off your parents' phones.

Someone said, I found my best mate's mum's special toy when I was 13. How are you finding that? It's insane. Someone else, I walked in on my parents when I was a teenager. We were overseas on a family holiday as kids and went for a walk on the beach and came back, couldn't find them. And then went out onto the deck and opened the blinds to their room. mother what's on top of my father? No way!

Again, it's a healthy, beautiful relationship they have, you know? I've actually thought of one more from me. Do you want to hear mine or go to a caller? Please let's hear it. Yeah, he'll let's hear her. Okay, mine was, I used to be a dancer. Dance with a lot of recitals and everything. My dad did, like a dad's dance every year,

and they did Swan Lake that year. Swan Lake and they dressed up in tutus and stuff. And then we printed photos back in the day, you know, print all the photos and stuff. So I was looking through with the dance photos, looking through the album. I was probably like 10. Looked through and there was one shot of my dad that one of the lads had taken with his tutu lifted up,

no undies on, and he created a man gina. So we tucked his downsees between his knees, lifting up his two-two, and so I saw my dad with a man gina. That's so not what you want to say ever. No, you don't want to see that. Ever, not one time. You don't want to see that.

Please, no. Shout out Tom Keefe. Is that the old school? way of getting your camera developed at the place. So someone would have seen that. Harvey Norman saw that. Yep. Oh no, all right. Wrap us up, Kristen,

and 0800 the edge. What trauma do you have to unpack? What did you see that you wish you could unsee? So I went over to my mum's house, just have a coffee and a catch-up, and you just walked into their house. And so the front door is adjacent to her bedroom, which the door was open. I opened the front door

to see my mum sitting upright on the bed with her partner underneath her. She had a blanket covering her bottom. And I guess you can understand what they were doing and yeah, I stepped in, she seen me, I backed out, shut the door and I haven't been back. Oh God. Just not the one. You just don't

want to see that stuff. Just not the one. Hey thanks for sharing everybody. Yeah, thank you. I feel closer to everyone. I feel like everyone had a lot to get off their chest. Yeah. Almost too much, but I loved it. Especially your mum, eh? Maybe getting out of her chest is how she's going to get walking kids. Shut up, Steve.

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