The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #187: Ugh, what an ick! 🤢

Episode Date: November 21, 2025

It’s Friday! Who uses a car cover!? Biggest ICK’s 🤢 Chris Mac talks about Metallica performing a Six60 song Hmmm, that’s puzzling?  Harrison’s house warming 🫠 Sean reckons he ‘gets women’... again Harrison’s addiction... Steph’s acronym quiz 🤓 Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

This is a podcast from Rover. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Kiorakato, welcome to the podcast. Here to tell us what's on the show today. Che Yoder Koto. What did he say? What I say?

Kato. Is that? Kortokoto. Nice. Welcome to the podcast. Hi, everyone. But that means more than one, doesn't it? So it'd just be one.

But you could be listening with friends and family. You could be. It could be. It could be. So, Tenaque, to one. Tenakuro. to two and tenor koto to more than three or more. Chia, Steph.

Yeah. Thank you. Okay. I'm trying to think I'm going to say Sam's name of Māori. Sam. Sam. How do you say producer in Māori? I'm a go to let me go to let.

I don't know. All right, Sam. Produce out. What's on the potty? On the potty today, we have got who uses a car cover. Steph arrived to work and saw something shocking. Do you know what? My first thought was, I bet this is Harrison's car under here.

I couldn't see yours around. I was like, oh, there's a hidden camera. Absolutely not. It'd be good for the prank or something, yeah. It definitely gave you the ick, and then we went into people's ex, heaps of callers with funny icks and things like that. We also talked to Chris Mack about his Metallica concert.

Oh, my God. It's felt like a week ago we did that, all that stuff. Yeah, no, that was just. couple hours ago and he's crazy. Chris from 660 because he was at Metallica and they started covering 660 and he was just there watching it was like this is crazy. It was a good chat. Yeah. Let's be honest. Or Harrison

is thinking about it's GTA. I am in the way. Harrison's addicted to Grand The daughter, five. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's pretty bad. Six is coming out next year. Oh, wow. We're taking a bit of time of work. Steph also brought a riveting new segment called Hmm, that's puzzling.

Oh God, it's good you guys. That made it to the podcast, did it? Yeah, I'm shocked. that's my name yeah you can take that out okay okay keep it keep it okay oh rude keep it but um put put a benchmark in the little description to people can push part of it if they want to oh yeah okay little no i'm just kidding step i'm a little friendly skip button i enjoy the podcast i want to spit on your DJ heads oh oh oh do you promise oh should say that your avos head harder with sean steff and harrison the edge okay guys i get to the

today. I pull up in my car and I see in the car park a car that's completely covered with one of those car protection sheets. You know, like the metallic silver, you can't actually see any of the car. You can just see that it's the shape of a car under there and it's protecting itself from the sun or whatever. I have come to realize upon seeing this in the car park that I think this is the ultimate ick. I think there's no worse ick. than someone who you might be dating and you go over to their house or, okay, imagine this,

they pick you up and they drive you to lunch and then you get out of the car and then they're like, wait, hold on a sec, I need to put on the car, protect it. And then they get out of their car, the ginormous metallic silver sheet and they cover their car up to protect it from the sun and then they're like, okay, ready for lunch?

And you're just standing there being like, bleh, whew, whew, whew! Yeah, I see, I also saw that car on the car park. I parked next to it because I thought it was so cool. No, but honestly, because the shape of it is like a Lamborghini or a Teser or something. Who knows? You can't see that. But the shape of it is.

And if I've got a car that flash, I've got a Honda Jazz, so pulling out next to it, very different cars. Very different. If I had a car that flash, I'd put a cover over to that car. No, you wouldn't. I would. But only, because I wouldn't do it at home. I'd do it at work.

No, you wouldn't. Because it's not public. You would not be that person. It's so sunny here today. It's going to ruin the car. No, I'm way there's stiff. That's an ick. It's like he's caring about his car way too much.

It's a car, it's meant to be driven outside, it'll be fine. It'll be fine. It'll be okay. It's not going to get ruined. Well, we've all got shit cars. I don't know what we're saying this. That's true. We're nice cars would cover it, Harrison.

Well, I would. Icky, I keep me, I'm icky. Yeah, that is the biggest ick. And I reckon, I can let's test this. Come up with the worst ick you can think of. Maybe from your own experience, on 0800 the edge you can call or text of 3343. Maybe something that you've seen in real life on a day. date. Maybe your friends reported back after a date that they've been on with a big,

icky kind of red flag. But I reckon there won't be one worse than a person that covers their car with a car cover. All right, let's try you. I was actually, I was off yesterday. I was at a family thing. And one of the, one of my cousins mentioned that she'd been on a date recently. And it only went as far as a first date because halfway through the day he pulled out a hanky. and blue his nose into quite a crusty handkey and then put it back in his pocket that's very close

yeah that is gross oh okay I do still think a car cover's worse though I think when you bring somebody home and they go up to the bathroom you go to the bathroom and you hear them poo that you can hear a fart echo in the sea in the bowl that's a bit like and they come back and they say

hey I'm sorry you spent for which weas you're like like that's icky to me and like oh I heard you just like poo We're like, that's okay. Okay, I hear you. Close? But I don't think it's worse than a car cover. I don't think it's worse than a car cover.

What about, you get back to a guy's house. He lets you into his room. He goes, make yourself at home. You sit on a bed and you look up and you realize his entire wall decal is a super rugby poster, like flag, that he's stuck up above his bed. It's just chief's mana on his wall. I'd say grow up. I'd say that's not as bad as a car cover.

Okay, all right. Yeah. Seriously, there's nothing. worse. Chase me. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. I found the ultimate act, you guys.

It's using a cover on your car, like a full metallic silver sheet that covers the entire car to protect it from the sun. Can you imagine going on a day? And then the person being like, hold on one sec, as you leave the car. And then they like get out there. Can you go around the back and just throw it over and just grab the other side? It's like trying to put a fitted sheet on a bed. Yeah.

And I encourage you right now to get in touch. 3343 can text or call on 0800 the edge to think of any ick that you've seen in life before or heard of because I guarantee it won't be as icky as this. I've found the ultimate ick. Yeah, we've got a few texts in here. Two of these texts are very similar. When someone is wearing janders or sandals

and their toes go over the front of them and are touching the ground. I mean, yeah. Fair enough. It's an ick but not as bad. And Shalee also texts nothing worse than men's ugly feet and ugly jandals. What else you meant to wear?

Shelly. True. In summer, what else you meant to wear? Crocs. Well, I like to rock a crock. Yeah. But then some people find that icky as well. Yeah.

Yeah. Hannah on 800 of the edge. Pitch to Steph, what's a bigger wreck than a car cover? The silk boxes that guy's wear, like, undies. That's so gross. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I thought they phased that out after, like, primary school age.

No, so you're hooking up with a guy. You get back to his house. He starts to get undress and he's wearing some lovely Bart Simpson's silky boxer shorts. else is icky about this as well, you guys and Hannah, is that when you have those salky boxes, you know, if you go pee, it dribbles out a little bit, and when dribble, like when silk gets wet, it sticks

to your skin. So he'll have wee's boxes stuck to his leg. Yack. That's rank. That's icky. It is icky. It is an ick, totally. Not as bad as a car cover. Oh, there's no way. Thank you, Hanna. I appreciate it.

Thanks, Anna. Garth, you're on with Steph, mate. What's the ick that's worse than a car cover. The people who do the horoscope thing. Oh, star signs and stuff. What are you, Gath? Yeah. I wouldn't have a clue. Oh, that is such a tourist thing to say. That it's like so typical tourists. But you wouldn't get that, yeah. But it is a tourist thing. God. I wouldn't have a clue. It is such a torus rising. Mercury, retrograde, Venus. Well, maybe it is a nicky thing actually, Steph. It's hard to listen to that. Thanks, Garth. I appreciate it, mate. A few more sex here. Mitch said, oh my God, I was on a date

with a guy who had more plaque in his teeth than a trophy store. Oh, oh, ooh, okay, that's bad. That's bad. We've got on a date with a guy that checks out every single other woman in the restaurant really, obviously. Ah, yeah. That's just a shame, really. Not a deal. And Robin said finally, dirty

nails. Oh, that's bad. All bad, but not as bad as a car cover. But I do think we've found something. I think, Emma, you've clocked it. Emma, what do you think is the ultimate ick in life? The sleep apnea machine. Oh, Emma.

They can't help it. Emma. It really is. Have you been with somebody, Emma, where you've rocked up and they've stayed over and they've brought their machine with them? Well, my husband's just been, just got his sleep apnea machine. So now when I'm seeing him, I'm like, ugh. Yeah, but he's stoked that you've called it and told everybody that.

But I'm stuck. But you're stuck. Oh, no, Emma. Poor Emma. She's not turned on by the Darth Vader. Those are prayers for Emma, everybody. That's funny. Really a real jest to the relationship.

We've found it. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Now, you might have noticed if you were in a town around New Zealand that all of the Bogan people left for one night there earlier this week. That was because Metallica were playing up here at Eden Park in Auckland. Now, amongst Metallica's set, they do. a couple of covers every time and one thing I found

quite interesting is they make it specific to whatever country they're performing in and in New Zealand not only did they perform split ends they also perform 660 Don't forget your roots And someone who is there from the band 660 and joins us right now is

Chris Mack Welcome Chris Gooday guys what's going on Oh my God So did you know that this was going to happen? Because you were at the concert. Did you get the heads up or was it just random? No, no, no, absolutely didn't know at all.

I did know that they did local covers and stuff. But honestly, so it was actually during the day, we were talking. We were at my bar, 605, Morningside Drinkery. Shut up. We were at the bar having a drink. We were like, I wonder what song they're going to do. Because I saw in Australia, they did like The Living End and some kind of classic rock stuff, you know, from the country. And so we were at the Boots.

What about, like, even like, like, shapes or, you know, he's trying to think of, like, what could be cool for, like, a Metallica crowd? One of my friends said, imagine Six-Sixie. I was like, yeah, if they want 50,000 people to boo all at once. Because I was like, Metallica fans don't want to hear our song. So anyway, when that happened, it blew my mind. I just couldn't believe it. How was the crowd reaction?

Because, like, you just said, I feel like different fans. You know, if you're a die-hard Metallica fan, you're probably not a die-hard 660 fan. So how did the crowd react to their favorite band playing a 660 chode? It actually went well. I heard people sing along. Like it felt like overall super positive. And I was so surprised. I was waiting for the booze.

And quite honestly, the positivity in that audience was amazing. It was only when I went online later. I was like, okay, so you weren't there. You just like to complain about things. Because in the crowd, it was love. And I think it was like a, it was like, oh, that's really. respect, you know, like it's a deep pull from a metal band to even care about something that isn't metal, you know? So I respect Metallica for that a lot.

Very cool. Yeah. Chris, I'm wondering, big question for me is, how steamed were you when Metallica started riffing your song? Because I'd imagine if Metallica had played my song, pretty emotional. But if I was steamed and they'll play my song, I'd probably cry and go home. Yeah. Look, I'd have it a good night, I'll tell you that. and the night got better from there. So I've just come down from it.

And the, but I tell you, I was just pumped. I mean, there's a video on our social's page of, because I was there with a few mates, and every single camera turned to me as soon as it started. And that was a bit overwhelming as well.

But honestly, I was very emotional because, you know, Metallica were a big deal to me, and, you know, especially to Marlon as well, who was also there. You know, we love those guys growing up

So it couldn't have been more of a surprise And it couldn't have been more delightful, quite honestly That's so cool And maybe, you know, 616 might be able to return the favour one day Play a bit of Master of Puppets Bit of nothing else matters We did actually play We did actually play some Metallica

At a show in Vicargo I think there's some footage up online somewhere of us Absolutely butchering their song So it's nice for them to have paid us back Oh, there you go. You're even now there. Chris Mac from 660. Appreciate it, bro.

Make sure you go see their video on 660's Instagram as well. It's very funny. It is Chris with 100 cameras pointed at him going, Hey, bro, it's your song. It's your song. Yeah, thank God they told me. I wouldn't have known otherwise. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. It's time for, hmm, that's puzzling. With me. Your puzzle fanatic, Stephanie Monks. Now, guys, it is my mission in life to make every single New Zealander a puzzler. Don't yawn. Sorry, sorry, just slipped out.

It slipped out. Sliped out. Okay, so let me explain. I've been puzzling for many a year. I started in my, probably about your age, Harrison, in my 20s, mid-20s. So I've been puzzling. Thank you.

Well, all the other kids are out partying and going to R&V and hock and hock and up. You started puzzling your mid-twenties? I think so, yeah. theft was puzzling It's cool, it's cool, it's cool, it's cool, it's cool Okay, so let me explain to you You pessimistic little possums

Why puzzling is so awesome Oh please, we're waiting for this segment We've been over almost here I'm so happy this has finally come up Okay, so you know how life is like pretty hectic And it's been a long year And there's high tensions out there right Well imagine sitting down and then turning off your brain

and focusing on something that brings you joy because you get a little endorphin run whenever you get a puzzle match and imagine the feeling of satisfaction when you've completed a 1,000 piece puzzle and it's taken you so many hours and you just sit back and you look at your work and you feel such a sense of achievement.

It's probably what I imagine would be like training for a full marathon and doing a full marathon. Just that run is high. It's a crazy comparison. It's a puzzling high. And you sit back and you're like, look at what I've done and sometimes you can even frame the puzzles

so I haven't gone that far but once you finish your puzzle you can put it on the wall so you can always walk past it and be like I'm a legend so it's really good for mental health it's a really good way to unwind and it's a healthy habit and what I will say is I think my mission of infiltrating every New Zealand

to become a puzzle person is working because Chris Parker the legendary New Zealand comedian is a puzzler now Have you seen on his Instagram stories? His whole personality now is that he's a puzzler. Have a listen. My Instagram stories, it's Chris Parker here.

Sorry I've been so silent on the app recently. I just wanted to tell you all that I've bought a new puzzle. And I bought myself a puzzle man, which means this puzzle can roll up and be stored some way, somewhere, some way and I can bring it out a puzzle again. That's all I wanted to share on Instagram stories today. So one New Zealand are down

5,4,999,000 to go Now I can't speak honestly Because I've never puzzled in my life I think I've tried to put a piece of someone else's puzzle in I've done puzzles in like preschool I've never completed a puzzle You talk about puzzle as high I've heard of runners high, I've never heard of puzzles as high

Sean, when you puzzled someone else's puzzle and you joined two pieces together How did it make you feel? Satisfied. When your piece joined in to the other person whole. I love when that happens. Right. There's no better sensation. It's the greatest feeling. Imagine that times

a thousand, a thousand piece puzzle. You're putting your piece in someone else in another piece as whole, a thousand times. It's the greatest. It's like a little cut out bit. So it's a... That's a little cut. Do you not know what a jigsaw puzzle is like? A slot. Yeah. I would say you're putting your piece in someone's in another piece is slot. Okay, you're making it weird now. Can I say, Steve,

I was under puzzling about two, three years ago. Truly, I got heaps of them. I loved puzzling. It was my downtime the thing to do. But I've found you'd finish it, step back and go, man, that's awesome. Go to sleep, wake up at the next day and go, it's taking a little bit of space. So you unravel the puzzle, chuck it on a box and shove it in the shed. And then about a year later, you go to the op shop and donate them all. Yeah.

It's such a dumb ending. It's such a dumb ending. It's the worst part about the puzzle. It's the end. But it's not about the end, Harrison. It's a metaphor for life. It's about the journey. It's about challenging yourself and getting those moments.

of pure joy and happiness when you find a piece that fits. Yeah. That's what it's about. Yeah. Okay. Well, this has been brought to you by Big Puzzle. Is this your like... No, I don't have a sponsor.

Was Jig? Was Jig? If you were listening. A lot of text coming through about puzzlesers. Got a little of a puzzling community out there, Steve. Yeah. Alex said that they would prefer to go home and cry to unwind, but thanks anyway. Someone said, I've lost 20 plus KGs thanks to Jigsaws.

just working on my first 3,000 piece for one of the moment, day off, and I can't stop doing it. Also, she'll be losing a heads away. I don't know how that... I don't know the science around it. You still need to sustain your body. But there you go. Your Arvos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. Listen up, losers. I've been... Sean are you listening? I'm talking to you two. I thought the audience. I love the listeners. You two. Okay. I've been at my house for about a year now.

A year today. It's my one year anniversary. Thank you. Don't own the place. It's an apartment that I rent. Thank you, though. But it's been a year. And for months, people have always said to me,

housewarming, when's your housewarming? When's your housewarming? That was about the first three months of me moving in. It's now been a year. And I think I'm finally ready. No, you can't have a house swimming after a year. I think you can have it whenever you want. I don't think so.

So I'm going to have one. Because you're not just tied like a party. You have to call it a housewarming. That's a housewarming. So I'm thinking next weekend. What are you trying to get like free gifts out of I don't want gifts, I was able to show up, have some fun. Okay.

But I want a certain theme. Not your classic, first letter of your name, or animals, or your favorite movie character. I want unique themes for this party, okay? I've got a few ideas. Oh, okay. I want you guys to think of some ideas as well of what a unique theme for this party could be. All right, yeah, I like that. Okay, Sean, what are you got, mate?

I had an idea for a party thing called the Earthquake Protocol. Now the way this theme works is three times an hour earthquake by Labyrinth will play at which point you need to hide under the closest table chair or piece of furniture and you can't come out until you finish your vessel. It's good because it adds safety. Not often do we practice earthquake protocol at home. So it gives everyone a chance to like get under the tables, you know, practice it. And also it's a bit of fun.

And earthquake is a bit of a banger. I like that. I do quite like that. Thanks, man. That's good idea. Okay, I've got one. Do you like this one? So everyone to the...

Haven't heard it yet. Well, hold on. Everyone comes to your party bringing a big torch with the fire on the top. Yes. And then every single hour, every guest to your party has to go into a secret room and record themselves voting off someone. And every hour someone gets voted off out of your party and they have to distinguish out the fire lantern, just like Survivor.

I like it, but I want people to stay at the party. I don't be able to go. They can just go outside and watch through the party. window, so they're still technically there. Yeah, okay. Yeah. So, do you like that one? It's all right.

Okay. It's all right. All right. I've got a couple. One of mine is ripping cones party. So everyone comes over and inside, just a room full of cones. And to get your drink, road cones, yeah. To get to your drink, get to rip cones.

So you're walking around just ripping cones all night to get those drinks. It seems like you have to steal a lot of cones. I don't know if it's hated cones. You'd be ripping cones or not. They wouldn't even notice that the cones are gone, honestly. I've got a pitch for you. It's called The Hunger Games. At the start of the night, everyone gathers in the living room where a reaping will take place.

Her names are pulled out of a hat, and the tributes who are pulled are the sober drivers for the night. But you may volunteer as tribute if you want to drive. Even if you have a few drinks? You'd want to do it ideally after the first drink. The volunteer is to do me. No, you wouldn't want to do that. Real early, and in that way it's fair. It's fair.

And if someone isn't drinking anyway, they can volunteer as true. tribute. But you'd have to kind of reap it like the Hunger Games. Okay, I like you, Sean. Steph? Okay, my final idea is is, you know how wicked is a movie and it's about two witches. So, you enter your party

and you have a big witch's cauldron and everyone has to volunteer one of their drinks and pour the whole drink into your big witch's cauldron. And then when all of your guests are there, you like draw a name out of a hat situation and one of your guests has to drink the entire potion.

Oh, I like that. It's a lot of liquid. What if there are 30 people at the party? Yeah, then they have to, yeah. They'll die. They're just getting people leaving and alcohol poisoning them. I don't like your idea, Steph. Oh, okay.

What about everyone has a sip of it? A sip, yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't like that. My final idea, this is a strong contender, the pound party. So dress up as dogs, at home, and then you're going to get picked up at allocated times in a van. You've got to crawl into the van, and you'll get dropped off to my house.

That is the pound. You're all get a little electric collar. and you have to sneakily have drinks on your hands and knees as dogs but if the leader of the pound and the guy spots you, he zaps your collar and you get electrocuted. Oh.

The pound party. Yeah. But my idea sucks, but yeah, okay. So I'm going to do that and the earthquake party. Yeah. Okay. Can we come? When's your party?

Oh, no, I'm busy. Okay. That was your party? Yeah, I'm busy. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Uh, woman.

I get you. Man, I feel like a woman. In what way? I get it. What, get what? I get what it's like to be a woman. Okay. Call me one of the girls.

Oh, no. What do you think it is women, Steph? I don't know. I'm just worried where you've put a tampon. Like, what have you done? No, not this time. Nosebleed. I used to put him in when I was a kid.

I used to put my sister's Tammy's in the sink with the plugginess, let them... It's pretty exciting. It's like a growing dinosaur, but like at home. There's swannels that you'd have and that expand. Yeah, no, not that Not this time at least No, you'd know Recently I got a tattoo this week

And I'm a hairy guy I'm a hairy guy And now one thing that happens When you get a tattoo is they shave you And this is the first time in my entire life That I've had my legs shaved Because I had to shave It's down the front of my leg

So I shaved my whole right leg And God, I love it I hopped into sheets the other day I've never experienced the sensation Of having shaved legs in fresh sheets I was slight Harrison, let me tell you, I'm sliding all over my bed, mate.

That was me getting in there. Oh, it's an amazing feeling. I've never felt so good in my life. Freshly shaved legs, fresh sheets. Woman, I get it. Hey, it's not just women. What a guy's shaved their legs? So many guys shave their legs.

Okay. Yeah, but I'm mostly women and cyclists and other men who are into shaving your legs. I get it. I get why you shave your legs. Well, imagine, because that's not the only area in the body that we do hair removal. Imagine our slippery and sliding other places.

would be. I'm going to shave it all. Yeah, I'd say I'd recommend it. I'm going hairless. Wow. Get it off me. Wow. That's it.

It's just such a good sensation. I'm worried for when it gets a little prickly, but man, I've never, I was talking to my fiance about it. I was like, God, it feels amazing having a shave league. She goes, yeah. Oh, it's so good. The next step in really knowing what it's like to be a woman is to kiss someone with a moustache.

Get it, Harrison. Come on. I've wanted to kiss Harrison since they want to kiss Harrison since they want to the show, I keep saying no. I'll continue to say no. God, damn it. Steve, can I ask you, though, yeah?

What is, for a woman, what is the most satisfying place to shave? Out of all the spots you shave, what's the most sad? We go, oh, that feels good. Okay, well, I'd never do an eye roll when I'm, like, shaving.

Like, you just did. You go, oh, yeah, that's good. You did. I'm never like. You feel, oh, yeah, that's a good show. His head kind of went back. That's the spot. What's the spot?

Because short things, legs are pretty good. But, like, what's the first spot? Look, legs are good. Nips? Nips? You said lips. No. Yeah, when you shave your lips, doesn't it feel good?

You can't shave your lips? No, I shaved my upper lip for the first time the other day. Did you? Yeah. How was it? It was kind of exciting. Sam, pretty soon as you said. But you're part of Jay Stought to be kissing you without a moe anymore.

Have you ever shaved? Like with a razor, like the top of your lap? No, I've never. You shaved your lips? Neither had I. No? I did it for the first time. That was exciting.

All right, so I guess the conclusion of this chat is men shave your legs, woman shave your lips. Yeah. Shave anything you want. But Sean, welcome. Welcome. Thanks guys. I'm part of the club. I'm happy to be here.

Yep, you can start having monthly contraception, so that'll screw with all of your hormones. That's the easy style. That's the easy style. That's easy style. I don't want any of that. I just want to slide into my sheets. Your Arvose Hit Harder with Sean, Steph and. To the edge.

Guys, I have an addiction. It's not the siggies. I mean, I'm on them, but I'm not addicted, all right? You hide them from me, I'll find them, but I'm not addicted. Drinking, put on the back a little bit. Not addicted, though. But this is an addiction I've just found recently. Really bad.

I can't sleep because of this. I think it's getting me up all night. Oh wow I'll come do it I'm naked I'm just naked all the time I'll go home from work

I'll do this I'll barely sleep I'll wake up at like 10 a.m I'll do this for two hours before we come in here like I'm addicted Oh god

It's not wait It's not Can you say out on the radio? Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah definitely I think there'll be a lot of people out there

Who've Well a lot of people There's a lot of people out there Who are addicted as well Or are addicted as well to help me help you. I've tried to avoid this my whole life and it's finally got to me,

the ripe age of 25. Guys, I'm addicted to gaming. Really? Yeah. What are you playing? GTA 5. Oh.

It came out like a decade ago. Yeah. Is that the one where you, you steal cars and then you drive around like running people over and like killing people? Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Well, my brother used to, came out 23rd, and my brother used to have this game. Yeah. And it's a fun game. It's a fun game. And I'm like, I should try and, I should get that again, see what it's like. I didn't realize, from getting it, you know, over 10 years later, that there's more of the game than just hanging out in that strip club.

Like on my brother's one, it's, oh, I didn't leave the strip club. I don't know you could go other places. I thought he said, oh, you're not allowed to exit. I was like, oh, sweet. So I just hang out there all the time. Okay. There's a whole world outside of that club. Yeah.

You can play three different characters. You shoot up places, you drive around, your drug smuggled, you do so much. But guys, I can't put the controller down. I've never in my life been a slob. I haven't cooked in a week. I Uber eats every meal. Oh no. I got bagels from Best Ugly Bagels this morning for breakfast.

Because you were too busy playing. And I can't stop thinking about it. I can't wait to go home and play it. I'm staying up all night because I can't stop thinking about the mission I have to do the next day. I'm a gamer. I get it. I am so there with you, not with GTA, but with Crash Team Racing. Oh, okay.

So there was a moment. We're the least cool gamers in the world. There was a moment in my life where I was playing so much Crash Bandicoot that I'd be lying in bed, awake, trying to sleep. And all I'd be thinking about is spinning boxes and going, boog booger and finding the masks. Oogga booger! That's all I could think about. Guys, can I be honest?

What? I'm also addicted to a video game. No. Which one? I am. I started playing this game that's meant to be the game of the year this year. It's called Expedition 33. It's quite a nerdy video game. It's incredible. How often do you play? How often do you use? I was using all this morning before work.

Wow. I was using last night when I got home. Yeah. And yeah, I didn't sleep much because of it. How is it affecting your relationship? You're engaged. Yeah, yeah. I'm using so much. This is true.

I'm driving a Hawksbay to see my niece for her birthday this week, and she's 13 years old. Yeah. I've been sitting here at work. looking up game plays and hacks on the game and I've considered I've written out a message I haven't sent it yet

I've written out a message to my sister saying I can't make it this weekend Oh that is a problem Because I just want to use No When it starts affecting your real life You know you do need it What will I do?

How do we get out of this? The first thing is reaching up for hub and admitting there's a problem which you've done I think you've taken Tenaku you've taken the first step The problem You know so be proud of yourself with that

And you're just going to have to set it on fire Okay, that's good Yeah, you're just going to have to take it to the beach Make a bonfire Yeah Pour all the alcohol from your liquor cabinet On to it Maybe steal some petrol

That's very flammable And then just like that You know what, I'll go home And I'll biff it out Okay, don't biff it I'll biff out of PS4 Because on Monday I've ordered a PS5 So that's gonna come

Then I'll be back on the wagon Your Avos Head Harder With Sean, Steph and Harrison The Edge Okay so the other day Harrison You were blown away because the word perm, when you go and get your hair all curled at the salon, is actually short for something.

You're like, guys, perm is short for something? And we were actually quite shocked. We had no idea what it was short for. Permanent curl. Pretty good. And then he came to the show with a whole bunch of shortened words that we use all the time. Now, I have more acronyms for you, guys, to guess, what they mean. Okay, exciting.

Okay, so Harrison versus Sean. You can buzz in if you know the answer. Buzz! It's just practicing. Sean, your buzz code word is Hi, I'm Sean Hill, DJ extraordinaire. Great. And Harrison, your buzzword is...

Beef. Yeah. Sweet. How does he got to weigh shorter buzzword than me? Oh, it's just the rules. Can I just go, I'm a DJ? Yep. Okay.

Okay, so your first acronym, BMW. Beef. Yep. Over to Sean. You're that guy in the chase. You're that team round who's like, us. I don't know. I thought you guys know.

Actually. Oh, we hate that guy on the chase. That would be me. No, you're a busbara, I don't know. Okay, you both don't know. So BMW is Bavaria Motorworks. Okay, boring. How will we know that?

A-TM? Bing. I'm a DJ. Okay. He said Bing. So you need to decide what your buzzword is. Is it beef or is it being? Okay, beef.

I'm a DJ. I'm sorry, you go ahead. Extraordinary. What's the question? No. Atm. Automatic transaction machine. Automated telemachine.

Damn. FIFA. FIFA. FIFA. Beef. Football International Federation Association. No, Federation International de Football Association. So I go all the words.

Wow. It's pretty good. NASA. I'm a DJ. Yep. I was just saying it. Oh, okay. You guys know.

Harrison? Beef. Yep. Neurological, astronomical system. Iranium. I'm a DJ. National. Astrological

Scientific Association? No. National Aeronautics and space administration. Damn, cool. AM. You know, like 10 a.m.?

After midnight. No. Oh, I know. I'm a DJ. Yes. It's something. Latin something. It is Latin. After memoriam.

It's anti-meridium. Oh, that's close enough. And PM is post-meridium. Post-Midon. It means before noon and afternoon. 4G, as in your phone, 4G. Oh, I'm a DJ. Yeah.

COVID. No, that's five. Bees. Four gigabytes. No, fourth generation. Oh, that's easy. That's what it's short for. IQ.

Beef. Here we go. Intelligent questionnaire. I'm a DJ. Intellectual Corro No, intelligence quotient Oh, I don't know what that means

GIF BF Generated image Fun No I think it's pronounced Jif No, oh Jif, sorry

Jif or GIF I'd say GIF Are you joking? What do you say GIF? No, I don't know Graphics Interchange Format And final one, WAP Beef

Yeah We're ass pussy Yeah Yeah Yeah Go on that one We're gone You're avos

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