The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #189: Producer Harrison...🙃

Episode Date: November 25, 2025

Tuesday! Is Steph attractive or not? 👀 Harrison has great fun at his niece’s birthday party… 5 Star Fact  It’s Producer Sam’s birthday! 🎂 Christmas party horror stories… Sean’s non-financial prenup chat  Harrison reads out his nana’s FB post 😱🤣 Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

This is a podcast from Rover. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Kiora, welcome to the podcast today. Here to tell us what's on today's pod. Is producer Nurse Sam, whose birthday it is today. Hey, happy birthday, Sam. Thanks, guys.

Yay. Super exciting. Tell us about your birthday morning. What did you guys do? Oh, my woke up and my little toddler was already in my bed. But the first thing he did was roll over and go, it's your birthday. Oh, very cute.

He was more excited than me. That's so nice. And then he ran out, grabbed my daughter, brought in some presents that they'd pre-wrapped and cards that they made at school and kindy and stuff. Oh my God. That's so thoughtful. Yeah, it was pretty cute, wholesome as. Beautiful.

And then 10 minutes later back to real life and I was cooking them dinner and rushing them out the door. Well, we do have a moment on the show today where we let Sam, for her birthday, do one of her favorite segments on the show. So you've got to stick around for that. It does involve Harrison going to do something. Sam's job, which, I'll be honest, he wasn't the best at. It's a tricky job, Sam. I've got a lot of respect for you. Yeah, yeah.

Mainly the mic button would be the thing to remember. I can't figure out how to get that on and off. It's way hard than you guys would think. You guys wouldn't get it, but me and Sam do. Yeah, oh yeah. Yeah, we get it. What else is on the pod for that? Steph asked you guys yesterday if you thought she was attractive or not.

Oh, yeah. She secretly recorded it, actually. That doesn't have to make it. That's hot, sexy little number over here. I'll follow off about that. private recording that's we're comfortable with it. Yeah, it's actually a breach of trust.

It's a breach of privacy, a breach of legal stuff but we'll get into it later. I think maybe you breached a few legal things at your niece's 13th birthday, Harrison. Oh yeah, that is funny. That makes it sound. That makes it sound. You know that wording?

Holy shit. You don't have to listen. No, no, stop bad. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. I read a theory online, everybody. And it is

how to figure out if you're attractive or not. Now, this kind of just popped up. I'm not Google searching this. However, it did kind of tickle me a little bit because I'm like, well, I kind of have always felt average. I really want it to get, and I don't know if it's all over your TikTok feed you listening as well, but there's this thing called a blef, B-L-E-P-H,

and it's where they cut your saggy eyelids. Jennifer Lawrence has had one, Emma Stone, Bradley Cooper, go and Google there before and after. I do you have saggy eyelids? Yeah, it's quite amazing. It's like an aging thing, I think. And, yeah, so I'm a little bit self-conscious of that.

But I used that... Of your saggy lids. Yeah, of my saggy lids. There's a lot that sags over at this side of the desk. I tell you what. But I used that as my inn to talk to you guys about my attractiveness. Now, this conversation with both of you happened off air.

Now, the theory is to find out if you're attractive. or not, complain to a friend about feeling ugly. And I kind of did that with both of you, if you recall, right? I don't recall what I said, but I remember this island chat yesterday. I think I'm going to get cancelled. So the theory is, once you complain to a friend about

feeling ugly, if you're attractive, they'll tell you. They'll be like, ohy, you're the hottest piece of fine thing I've ever seen, okay? Do you think me and Harrison are going to say that to you? In a workplace. Okay. Without one female co-host.

So that is option one. they'll tell you, don't be silly, you're super attractive. The next thing is if you're average looking, they'll say, don't worry, you look fine, keyword fine. Okay, so if you're average looking, they'll say you're fine. And the last option is maybe not the option that you want, is if they start going on about how good your personality is and how that's the thing that really counts,

then you're probably unattractive according to this theory. Right. Bearing all that in mind, Harrison, let's hear what you said off here to me when I bought this up to test how attractive I am I started talking to you about my eyelids. You see your attractive? Really?

Yes. Okay. But I think you're wasting money trying to fix your eyelids. Would you say I'm up there? Okay, okay. You said you're going to fix your eyelids. Yeah. So you're saying, okay, are you like the hottest person I've met?

Yeah. You're pretty up there? Really? Yeah. How up there? Give me a scale. Ten is the hottest of all the people you've very. ever saying?

Oh, fuck it. We had to go on here. We're like two seconds before the red light went on. Yeah, no. Cut the music. Thank you, Sean. That was good. That was nice.

You didn't fully answer it. I said you were attractive. Back in as I was a bit cane. Yeah. Wow, well, listen to how Sean answered. All right, here is Taylor Swift. No, we are hearing this right now, Sean.

Don't be too worried. It's not, well, it is bad. It is actually really bad. I haven't heard it. Didn't hear the conversation, I'd be worrying. So the theory is to test if you're attractive or not, you complain to a friend about feeling ugly, that's what I did, to Sean, I'll fear.

And then he starts going on about this. Are we in the top 30%? Yeah, absolutely. We're so lucky that we're just not our goers. And there's some uggos out there. Just be happy that you're not our goes. You see some people that are just likely, and they can't help it.

You do. You see some people, I see some people, and I'm like, that guy is going to try to find a girlfriend because he's just an ugly guy. And I'm so thankful that I'm just born not ugly. Like, that's such a weird thing to be thankful for it. Don't change anything about yourself. You've already had a gold mine.

You're not ugly. You're fine. I stand by it. My point there was, and it does sound a little manic. Who was we? Because that was, like, quite far into a monologue. We, you mean, Steph, I was saying, don't change anything about yourself. Us three are lucky that when none of us are born ugly.

And some people, right? Some people, obviously, beauty's internal. Some people are, unfortunately, born ugly. And life's harder for those people. So that's all I was trying to say to Steph. So in a roundabout way, I was saying, you don't need to get it done. Yeah, you did say at the end that I'm fine. So that does confirm that I am average-looking because that is option number two.

But I appreciate your honesty. Your Arvos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Guys, as you know, I was in Hawks Bay for the weekend for a wine festival. And then the next day, it was my niece's 13th birthday party. Happy birthday, niece. Happy birthday. Can I be the first to say happy 13th, Tiennese?

Yeah, yeah. Not the first, but yeah, yeah, it's good that you've said that. And I was considering not going. I was considering driving home on Sunday back here to Auckland because I'm just like, I don't know, it's a 13-year-old's birthday party. Yeah, but it's like probably the last, like, kids' birthday party, you know? 13 to 14 is a big jump. That's what pulled me back.

I was like, okay, I'll go. It's the last time you'll get to do these silly little games and everything. And so I rock up, it's a luau. So it's a luau theme. And there's probably 10 to 11, 13-year-old girls. Oh, yep. Dramatic. Boy, tell me about it.

I've been one. Wow, we're catty. Just wait till 14. Yeah. Truly, truly. No, but, Steph, kids grow up quicker these days, I think, because of social media. So they're there. They're probably, you know.

Yeah, with hormones, you know. Hormones, puberty, all the rest of it. It's just true. I got a bit of slack. I remember I was eating lunch at one time and they wouldn't stop saying, you got something in your teeth. Like, whenever I try and talk, like, hey, my honey, do you got something in your teeth? Got something in your teeth, Harrison. It's like a gag.

Thanks. I mean, yeah, it didn't feel like a gag the sixth time. Did you actually have something in your teeth? Yes. Oh, okay, right. Every time. What are you helping you out? Yeah.

It was annoying, though. But they played this out of playing this like chocolate game. Do you know the chocolate game? You got a block of chocolate? You put a glove on? Yeah, yeah. I was watching the game. It was the first game that put it.

I watched it. So I was going to sit back the whole time. And I'm just like, they're not very good. What at cutting a block of chocolate? No, it was slow, though. I would have put the gloves on quicker. I put it at the scarf on first. Probably the beanie doesn't matter about that.

I would cut it bigger chunks in Eden fast. It sucked on it and eaten it. So I watched that and going, I leaned on a mum, how many more games are there today? Just about five or six? I was like, put me in. So I was like, I reckon I could beat these girls at all the games. Okay.

So truly, Okay. This is Harrison who says he's the non-competitive member of the show, by the way. Well, I had to make something out of this. So we sit down, play past the parcel. Mm-hmm. These girls don't got cell phones, are right? Yeah.

Mom's on the music. Yeah. I joined her jam. So she started a jam on Spotify. So I just paused whenever it got to me. I won past the parcel. How smart is that? That's so smart.

And I'm like, sorry girls, too bad. Musical chairs. I'm tall or I'm bigger than them. Just kick the legs out from underneath them. I won musical chairs. Wow. It was real good. Volleyball.

We had a pool. Oh, cool. They had volleyball. Wait, you've got a pool at your house? Yeah. Nice. Must be nice. Wow. So they could have volleyball net, but they're so small, you just spike down on them.

Okay, that seems dangerous. Owned the volleyball. Sounds like your niece had a great 13th birthday with her uncle just smoking all of her friends. Oh, they were hating it. There were tears, there were fights, like the girls. Didn't you just hit each other a lot and stuff? Oh, not. I'd be annoyed they'd just smack each other. Oh, really?

Hitch on the face. I'm like, geez. So that'd be like getting in trouble. I'd just be winning all these stuff. Yeah. Pins and the tail of the donkey. Didn't even wear a blindfold. They did.

I said, oh, girls, you all have to wear a blindfold now. I didn't even wear mine at all. I won that. So all I'm saying is, I'm kind of the party king. Wherever I go, any party I'm at, I'll clean up. Yeah, but you're not competitive. Not competitive. But you'll clean up.

So, yeah, shout to my niece and Marni's 13th birthday. And I was very happy, guys. I got to go home with a Lubu Kee ring, a jelly cat, and a K-pop. Demon Hunter's poster. Oh, yay. It did it pretty well. It was a good birthday. It had a good birthday.

Thank you guys. I enjoyed it. And Harrison's available for hire if you want them to come to your child's birthday and put them in their place. Yeah. Can you do more boys' toys though? More male orientated, maybe. Yeah, that's a good call, actually.

Your Arvoh's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. And as one member of our team's birthday today, a very happy birthday, too, producer Sam. Welcome. Thanks, guys. And as a birthday trait, we said Sam could do anything on the show that she wants today. Anything you want is yours and you've decided you want to do one of our regular segments.

You want to come into the radio shoot, which is why you're here, and you want to host it. I do. I want to be part of the show. I don't want to be producer, Sam. I want to be host Sam and I want to do yes, no, maybe. Which is, of course, Harrison's segment where he runs through different scenarios and test social cues with us. Obviously, since you've taken Harrison's spot, Harrison did have to take your spot as well. Yeah, so he's out in the producer's job.

I'm really happy to be here, actually, guys. I've never sat back here before. Lots of buttons, lots of screens. But I think I think I got it. It's a cool mic you've got back there. Is it? Well, it's kind of like... It's a bit tinny.

When you go to McDonald's and they're wearing, like, the headset, and they're like, what would you like to order today? And then it's like, kind of like Britney Spears, Mike, you know? I'm really excited for it. Handspring. Nice. Can you say, would you like fries with that? You know, fries with that or what?

Yeah. That's good. That's good. All right. All right, Sam. Chris and Sam was Yes, no, maybe I don't know

All right, guys So this is a segment where I pitch to you a social situation Something I think I should do Or want to do. And you tell me if I should do it Or maybe not. Okay, okay.

No, sorry, it's yes, no or maybe no is what you'd say. Oh, okay, sorry, yes, you tell me yes, no or maybe. Pereson, Harrison. You've got to let the host talk, bro, okay? I was producing.

Stop. Answer some phones. Okay, right, cool, yeah. Okay, cool. So the first one. So I wear a party hat. Oh, no, no, sorry. Okay, the topic, sorry, sorry, the topic is things to do on your birthday.

Oh, yeah. Since it's your birthday. Yes, exactly. Okay, cool. Okay, cool. So the first thing is, should I, or can I, you know, wearing a party hat around the office so that people feel inclined to ask about it and then I can get more nice comments. Oh, I love that idea.

That's a good idea. I think that's a terrible idea. Harrison. Pardon me? Your mic's on. Damn it. No, I think it's a great idea. Yeah?

Yeah, yeah, it's a great idea. No, it's a bit needy. No, no, no. I always believe that when it's your birthday, in an office environment where people don't know when it's your birthday, you should make it clear. I thought badge, but party hat does the same thing.

Okay. Yeah, nice, yes. Cool. On board. Okay, next one is going up to different people and say, happy birthday. And then... Harrison, your mic's on still.

Stop eating chips. Sorry, I told us to you eat out here So I thought we just eat out here Yeah, turn the mic off Turn the mic off So that's off now Sorry, Sam Actually, why am I saying sorry on behalf of you?

Can you apologize? Sam, you're eating on a segment How since it's my birthday? I'm trying to do my segment I feel like I'm going to try and talk back by my mic's off It's on, we can hear you see it's on now Yeah Okay Okay, still no, sorry

God, that bossy Still on, still on, still on, sweet as we get that off Yeah, it's off now Okay, second one. going up to different people and saying happy birthday and then when they say oh no it's not my birthday I reply with oh really

I was sure we shared a birthday Oh satchel I love that idea Up online Including self-service in my area Harrison we can hear you calling I ID bro Sorry

Oh damn it Mike off After the show dude After the show Okay cool So yeah So like hinting that it's my birthday Yeah, that's a great one actually

It's very funny Okay, yay, yes Okay I don't ask my mum to death For a lot of fire Pardon? Yeah, it was too Harrison, the mic's still live, brother

No way Okay, sorry Sam Third one Oh, dad, so much money Sorry, I don't know what's on and off Just a rule of thumbs, stop talking Sam Yeah, Sam, third one

Third one I email HR asking If there's a birthday casual day like a policy and or any company benefits that I can get today because it's my birthday, of course. And I CC the whole team, like the whole of us. That's a bit needy. Just like everyone knows your birthday.

Yeah. Sam, so I've got someone on hold, they've asked for a movie pass, but that movie's not out anymore? You just put them a hold in town to wait. They've asked for movie past a once for Warriors. That came out of the 90s. Yeah, we're not doing that.

Maybe just hang up here. Okay. Sorry, Sam said no, but she'd be, she's like that sometimes. But we'll give you some. Yeah, you're on-air. It's really hard. You're on-air, Harrison. Guys, I'm so sorry, you've got to switch back.

You've got to switch back. Sorry, Sam, I know you're halfway through it. We've got it. We've just got to switch back. Sam, I'm just going to say, I hate this job. It's way too stressful for me. I'm only up to number three, mate. I haven't even done the first one.

Oh, no, it sounded really good. No, we're right at a time. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Ho, ho, ho. Whoa, what did you call us? Now it's silly season. It's approach.

Festive Seasons, Christmas parties. Now, I would love to hear Christmas party horror stories on 0-800 the edge. You can call through or text your story to 3343 because I feel like if some incredible crazy scandal has gone down at your office Christmas party, it's your obligation as part of the show. And all the listeners listening right now, you are a part of the show. You have to share the story to entertain us. Yeah. It can't be like, it has to be low-level scandal. but like I'm talking

I'm talking who got on like the dance floor table and fell off and broke their hip Oh God, yeah I'm talking who cheated on who At our Christmas party last year Someone threw up on the couch And then like no one took ownership of it

And like one of the couches Like quite expensive couch here was ruined Because someone like chunded it all over And no one saw I think people saw but no one wanted to say who it was And no one came forward about it It was a real problem That's one that moved to offsite this year

They won't do our Christmas party at work So Harrison, this is going to be, because Thursday night, straight after the show, we are hopping up to Ponsabee Road in Auckland to a bar there for our company-wide Christmas party. Your first ever company party? Yeah, I've never had a big, big company party. I mean, I've had one, like, I've had a couple of my time, like, when I went to a restaurant on Hawke's Bay, small restaurants, small staff, but I flirted a lot with one of the owners. Were they, were you both single at the time?

She had two kids and a husband. Quite flirty. How? How fluelly? What do you mean? What'd you do? What'd you do? I'd say about where, but we pashed. That's you, that's all cheating. I know. Oh my God. So I made someone cheat. I was single. Yeah.

No, yeah, but you, it takes two to tango, brother. And she was like... What's her choice? She was like 45? How old were you? Oh, 18? Is that fine? No, it's not fine.

Oh my God. Is that the only good? It did happen in a Christmas shindig? Yeah. What? Yeah, it was... Oh, it was cool. Cool for you?

It was bad. I found me, yeah. Yeah, she probably felt cool, too. What happened to... I mean, this is the beautiful part about this particular segment is we are not here to judge. We just want to be entertained. We just want to hear the juicy, scandalous stories. Yeah.

Exactly like this one. Did she confess to her family? No, like, I think to shove down to the rug, like, we didn't really talk as much after that. Like, she wasn't... She's three owners. She didn't have much. do with me after that and we used to like you know do a lot together go up for lunch just to have and talk shop and everything but after that she's like oh yeah it's right

busy now it's like whoa good kisser great kisser great I mean at 18 you probably don't have much experience first kiss actually that's crazy there's no way she's your first kiss no all right your two New Zealand three three three spells edge crazy uh Texas or call oh 800 the edge we want to hear your Christmas party Scandal horror stories You're avos head harder With Sean, Steph and Harrison The Edge

Let's go to the phones I had with the edge What happened at your Christmas party? Hello Baden Oh, Baden Hello Hey mate, what happened at your Christmas party?

Hello, hello I got choked by one of my co-workers And then got in trouble for it You got in trouble for it Wait, talk like a lighthearted choking Or like a quite serious? Oh, it was a flirty choking. Oh, kinky choking.

Very, I know, right? It was like, yeah, because I work in EC, everyone had been drinking a bit, and me and this coworker were, like, chatting and messing about not in that way. Okay, just kinky a way. And then all of a sudden she starts, what's called, walks up to me and chokes me and tries to pin me against the wall. That's kind of hot, that's kind of hot, not in a while. Yeah, power play there is pretty... Wow, wow.

Okay, so you're into the choking, obviously, because you're into her. And then... Were your feet dangling? Say again? Were your feet dangling, like when she pinned you up against the wall? Ronda Rousey. I don't think it's that forceful. Okay, Baden.

And then what happens? Does the flirting go to the next level at the Christmas party? What do you guys end up doing? No, one of her friends comes in and pushes us apart and then tells me off and says I shouldn't be doing that. Okay. Well, she's probably got a good point. It's probably unprofessional. Okay.

Anything else happen? No, nothing apart from that. I laughed at it. Oh, sorry. Then we did dirty dancing later on. You did dirty dancing. Wait, sorry. You danced dirty or you did the move from the movie Dirty Dancing?

We did the move. I'm too young, so I've never seen... I've never seen the movie before, so I had no idea what I was doing. Were you the one lifting? or were you the one running up? I'm the only male there, so I'm the only one that can lift. Right. I don't know.

She choked you up against the wall, mate. You were kicking your feet. So I reckon she'll probably be doing the lift. No, no, no. She tried to. She's like half my height. Wow. Okay, okay.

I love the baiton's like, yeah, no, that's about it. But then we did some dirty dancing moves. We're going to get your own podcast for this, mate. I want to hear every detail. Are you guys still together? Did you guys get together? Oh, hell no. I don't like it.

at all. What is happening? I am not following. It's just turns left and right, Baden, but thanks to being on the show, mate. You should give them tickets to Zootopia 2. Or out of Zootopia 2. Oh my goodness. Perfect demographic. Up next on the show,

I am engaged recently and I want to do a pre-nup with my partner, but not the kind that you think. It's The Edge. Your Arvose Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. I'm engaged, guys. Which means eventually, money

depending, I will be getting married. Oh my goodness. I know. You know, on average, they're like 70 grand. I thought you're going to give me divorce rate statistics. Oh, one and two. Is it that high? One and two? Yeah. Gee, that's pretty bad.

I'll fact-check it right now, but I'm pretty sure. Which brings me to the point of this conversation, though, pre-nups. I still don't fully understand what a pre-nup is. What a pre-nup is, is it's a document that you get drawn up with a lawyer before you get married basically to separate your assets before

so hey because if you get divorced they can take half your stuff so basically you're going if you've got a lot more money than the other person I get to keep all my stuff at the end of this you get what you brought to it that's all it is so if you're marrying a billionaire they should probably go hey

you can have it if we break up you can have a million bucks but most of it's mine I see because you legally own everything together when you're married yeah they'll take half of it why do we get married but the thing is after two years you're de facto anyway So it's literally the same rules, but you just don't have a contract.

But you can get put a pre-up for that as well. Can you? Yeah, you can get pre-nup drawn up for all of it. For a de facto relationship. Yeah, if you want to... No, okay, I don't want a pre-nup financially, mainly because I don't have enough money to, like, worry about that. But I do want to talk about non-financial pre-ups. By the way, sorry, in New Zealand, one in 132 marriages.

So it's good odds. For what? Divorce. One and 132. That can't be true. Yeah, I think America. is like weighing down the global average but here in New Zealand

one and 132. No, there can't be less than 1% of marriage and a divorce. Yeah, that's what I thought it was but I was wrong. Oh, you missed a number. Yeah, one in 132. Less than 1% of people get divorced.

Yeah, isn't that incredible? Go ask. I just don't believe it. Well, yeah. Was it chat GPT? No. Oh, okay. Yes.

No, it's Google. It's the Google way I think. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I wouldn't trust it. Anyway, I'll talk non-pronant and financial pre-ups, right? Like, if I had enough money, sure, let's get a pre-up. Nothing wrong with that. But things that, like, you know, I'm marrying Jeannie, my fiancé.

And I get at people change, right? People change in relationships. And that should be okay. But maybe, just maybe, we can lay out a couple of ground rules in a non-financial pre-nub that we both sign where, you know, you can't change too much. Oh, okay, like what, like what? For example, a couple things I want to put in there.

Like, non-financial preempts, if you get a tattoo of the deathly hello symbol we're done kind of thing. Just like a little cute thing like that. Why? Is it because you think it's cringy? I just think it's a bit cringy, but millennial. I'm saying like if she already had one, I think I can get past it. If she goes and gets one now. But it just means that she's passionate about something

and isn't that a beautiful thing to see your partner passionate? Okay, well, maybe I'll be grey area on that one. You've got 24 tattoos, by the way. No, no, no, don't put a bumper stick on a Bentley. If she takes up crossfit, it's over. Why? She's looking up. If she gets fit and healthy. Yeah, no, not on to that.

If she becomes a Scientologist, oh, I get that on that. If she joins a pyramid scheme and then starts posting about it on Facebook, I think we're done. Well, no, you'd support her through it and you're probably in a bit of financial times. Well, we probably have to clauses in the pre-nup

of like what happens. If you get into a pyramid scheme, these are our options. If you get deeper into it and start posting on Facebook, these are our options. So if Jeannie comes home in hand and she's like, oh my God, Sean, let me introduce you to this new shampoo.

It's called Monet. you'll be like, we're up, we're done. Well, no, this is why I'm saying I should be able to point to the pre-nup and go, look, we've ridden this in here. Because if you don't, then you run in that risk and everyone goes, oh, I can't believe you've done that. I'm like, no, it's in writing here.

Okay, what else is in your pre-nup? She gets really into astrology and starts blaming Mercury for everything. What I'm saying is take accountability. You can't be the person who's going, the planets are why I'm doing this. I feel personally attacked. Well, we're not getting married. That's good. If she starts referring to us as fur parents,

when we get a dog. What's wrong with that? That's cute. Just put that in there. That's a turn off for me. If she starts arguing with people in the Herald comment section as well, I want to put that in there.

So just a few things. The list goes on, but we're kind of running out of time. No, no, no. I want to hear more. Those are just the main ones. This is crazy. I've never heard of this.

Yeah. What do you think about the concept of a non-financial pre-nup? Do you think it's a... It's just rules. It's a bit picky. It's just rules in your relationship. But as soon as she does something

that's anti-shawns kind of acclicked, like, not eclectic, um, what's the look? Aesthetic. Aesthetic. Yeah. I think if you're doing on that stuff, just don't get married in the first place. You reckon? Because you're going to divorce very quickly. Do you think I can get the ring back because it's too late?

You're going to bring the stats way down. Yeah. They seem pretty high. Someone needs to affect us. Your Arvos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Guys, um, I love my nana. She's almost 80.

It's not 80. Nah, she's like 79. That's a young Nana, man. Yeah, my dad is literally a year younger than your Nana. Yeah. Wow, wow. That is crazy. 179 is still quite old.

She's pretty late to the party, but Facebook is quite exciting for her. Oh, welcome. Like Facebook photos she did, sorry, Facebook photos she did, but Facebook posts anew, like writing things. Like statuses? Yes, statuses. Yeah, okay. I was like, oh, now you can write how you feel. She goes, can I?

You can write exactly how your fish? She goes, oh, it's fantastic, Harry. And so now she does, like, Facebook statuses. Is it been cool? Satis? Yeah, I think so. So I hung out with her in the weekend. She came to the wine festival.

Very fun. Her and Popper very cute together. They love having a couple of wines. They came to this fun, hawkley festival. It was like an outdoor wine thing in the sun, bands and everything. Good time. All the fun. We were together.

And she wrote a Facebook post about that festival. And I read it last night. And I want to share it with you today No, I can't emphasise enough I know sometimes I say some silly things in the show or whatever Or do it, I say stuff But this hand on my heart

Is the first time This is 100% honestly from her Okay Just remember that when you read this, okay? 79 Nana Okay What's the rest of the stuff you say? I can't say

Okay This is posted Sunday or something Read it last night Hello everyone Just wanted to share about my lovely weekend I had with QFT Equals Quality Family Time

Oh I love it already That's cute We had the We had the grandest time At the Hawks Bay Wine Festival A lot of dancing And a few naughty refreshments, lol Cute

A bit of wine there Almost a perfect day another paragraph the only negative I laid down next to Popper in a more private area in the bush it was so long

that I burnt my lips Wait what was long Oh dear God What's happening in the bush I think they were laying there for so long That she burnt her lips Oh from the side It was so long that I burnt my lips

They got so tight and wrinkly What did Who burnt lips? Oh, okay. Popper did say multiple times that I needed to rub my special cream on them. What is that room? She's putting a lot of information out there on Facebook. This can't be real.

I regret not listening. I'm currently missing at home, reminiscing about the lovely weekend with my pulsing red lips. This is not. Don't forget to wear protection. This is not. Have a lovely week, everybody. Love Annie.

I promise you, that's what she wrote because we had my next birthday the next day she came out, she'd get going, oh, it's like, burnt lips. I was like, nah, nah. So I know she's like, she's been talking about it and then she wrote about it online. So she's got burnt lips.

You've ruined producing it, Sam. She's done. But she was sitting there, she was in a party. She's done, Sammy, still with us? Sam, RAPS, Sam. Oh, God. Pulsing, really? She's just sitting at the party going,

oh, my lips are just pulsing, Harry. They're just pulsing. It's so tight. So, Nana, shut up. Nana. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Rover.

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