The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #190: Did they just do a dunny-shuffle? 😆

Episode Date: November 26, 2025

Wednes-slaaay! Steph’s partner Jake sent Sean & Harrison a voice note… Harrison’s ‘Millennial’ list 👀 5 Star Fact Tom Sainsbury in studio! 😍 ‘French Exit’ Harrison has a word with Sean… Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

This is a podcast from Rover. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Welcome to the podcast. Here is producer Nurse Sam to tell us what has made it to the pod today. Already today, Sean and Harrison, didn't you get a text from Steph's partner, Jake? Oh, we did.

There's a voice memo, actually, about something Steph's doing at home, which is not okay. Disturbing. Yeah, very disturbing. Also, a little bit disturbing was Harrison's millennial list. Oh, my God. I was fascinated by that. If you're a millennial

you listen to the podcast, I don't think it's too offensive. Nah, that's not offensive. It was quite an insightful little moment, actually. I appreciate you researching that. I think it was a healthy conversation. As a millennial, I was half offended by it. Oh, that annoys me.

You're a millennial. That's so millennial to say zillennial. We also have Sean's five-star fact. and Tom Sainsbury in studio for an interview. Tom. Sainsbury was great. He did a bit of improv with old Tom, didn't we? Yeah, that was fun.

Yeah. Enjoy. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Now, it's not oft, Steph, that I receive a message from your baby daddy, Jake, who you live with. But he sent me a message this morning, a voice memo, if you will. And I clicked on it to hear this. Hey, guys.

I just wanted to call attention to some concerning behaviour on Steph's part. So went to the freezer last night to enjoy some Neapolitan ice cream, you know, with the chocolate, vanilla and strawberry flavors. Open the container, no chocolate, the other flavors, untouched. So I just want to know how to address this. Maybe you could do it and then just, you know, any feedback would be great. It's like a scene out of The Simpsons. Okay, thanks. Yeah, it's a shocking household crime for that to happen.

It's sad that he's felt the need to have to stay. circumvent you and go to the nation first before bringing it up with you. What a snitch. This is, okay. So, last night, he goes into the freezer and he's like, I'm going to have some ice cream. And I was like, okay, because he's been out quite a lot lately. Like at nighttime, he plays music and stuff. So while he's been out, I've been helping myself to the chocolate part of the Neapolitan ice cream.

And so last night when he goes into the freezer, I'm like, he's like, do you want to need? I'm like, nah, because I knew in my head there's only the gross flavours left. And I can't believe he sent you this. What a snitch. Why get Neapolitan in the first place? I didn't. So this was his purchase the other day.

He's like, Steve, see, see, I've got some ice cream. We never have ice cream in the house. I'm like, oh my God, amazing. And so he serves it to me, and it's Neapolitan. No one's picking Neapolitan. He's a sicker for getting that in the first place. It's a crazy choice. Okay, hear me out.

If Jake buys Neapolitan, you have to adhere to the rules of Neapolitan. Now, the rules clearly dictate that with a Neapolitan ice cream, you need to turn the tub sideways before you roll so that you get all three flavors in each roll. That way, you avoid this problem where one person favors an ice cream. And let's be honest, usually it's just vanilla that's left at the end. Oh, I feel like the strawberry's way yucker than the vanilla. We should split a tub of Neapolitan sometime.

Oh, honestly. And that's how he served it originally. The first night, it was all three. and I, like, was shocked at how yuck the strawberry and the vanilla was. So when he was out the other night, I was like, mean, all the chocolates for me, no big deal. Neapolitan shouldn't exist. I don't think there should be an ice cream flavour. Yeah, I'm like, I'm a bit embarrassed for your partner, Jake.

To call you up, wait, call Sean up, send a voice note. Yeah. Try and embarrass you to the nation. He's the embarrassing bastard. He's off getting Neapolitan ice cream That's disgusting to pin that on you My friend, my co-worker, my sister, Steph And for him to say that

And try to embarrass you In this country Damn right That's not okay Thank you He is an absolute sicko But thinking that's all right And that is not going to fly with me, budd

Is he listening right now? I don't, probably not Of course he isn't Right to, okay, third strike Third strike You're moving out You're moving out Third strike

I'm done with this I'm done with this I'm done with this I'm done They've got a child It's just the top of ice cream I think it's good I think it's a learning experience

For everybody Across Alteiro Never buy Neopolitan It might destroy your relationship Just go the chocolate Just get the chocolate I can't believe you're taking Jake Sott

If there's the Apollison Steve you have to adhere to the rules though You can't just eat all the chocolate I feel his pain man I feel his pain Your Avos Head Harder With Sean

Steph and Have Now yesterday, an off-air discussion occurred surrounding generations, mainly Gen Z's millennials. Yeah, I said to the room when the mics were off that I hate that the term millennial is being used by Generation Z, Z, whatever, as an insult, like, oh, that's so millennial. Like, I hate that because I don't like the beef between our generations. We should be the tightest. We have no beef with the generation above us, us millennials, the generations. X's no beef.

I feel like there's like communal beef with the boomers, like all generations versus them. But between us, millennials and Gen Z's, I feel like we should be best-ed. But I feel like it's a cycle. Like, I feel like you millennials will talk about boomers more than us Gen Zs will. And we move up.

And so as I was saying to you yesterday, I'm like, hey, Steph, it may be rough, but embrace it because your time, you know, your time will be done soon. And then I'll slot in there, me and the Gen Zs. And then quietly in the corner, Sean just sat there. He's like, I was like, what do you? you're like, pretty much Gen Z. You're kind of on the cusp, whatever it is.

What is, what was your birthday, Sean? 95. Mm-hmm. Well, you kind of are on the cusp, but you're definitely a millennial. Millennials are born between 81 and 96. But now I found another article here that says that millennials are between 94 and 80, 90. Sean, you're a millennial? Okay.

Own it, brother. Okay, I don't know. No one knows it. There's no, like, specific date. Well, Gen Z's 97 to 2012. So I think we'll just roll with that. Yeah. So we've got two Millennials on the room, one Gen Z,

and apparently we're so cringe. No, see, kind of the sooner of the chat. Because then afterwards, she goes, all right, tell me what I do, that's millennial. Yeah. I was like, well, got to give me time, I'm going to think about what you do. And Harrison actually goes, his response was,

will you be offended by this? And my response was yes. Okay, so. But I would like to know what I'm doing that, so millennial. Well, this isn't just about you, Seth, this list. It's you, it's Sean, and then generalised millennial. Okay, I hate the generalised millennial stuff But, okay

You know It's like family feud Like we surveyed 100 people They're all going to say these things You know what I'm saying? Cool, all right But every generation has their quirk stuff Like gen Zs have things

Millennials have savings But it's been used against us in a bad way Anyway, let's hear the line So I'm not I'm not attacking either of you Okay And you'll see if you recognise some behaviour That you might do

Okay, first one, millennial pause On Instagram and stuff So when you go to do a story something else you have a video, you'll press record, you give it two beat, and then you'll start talking. You didn't cut the start out. That's something millennials do. Okay, I really do try and cut the start out.

Obsession with Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey. Millennials are obsessed with Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey. There is a big part of that because a lot of millennials grew up with Taylor Swift. Exactly, yeah. Exactly. Okay, okay. Girl group, boy group chat. Like bands. Oh, like girl band, like spice girls.

Yeah, like, oh my God, that's Waterboys. That's the Randy Group. or whatever, and you're like, who the, is that? Okay, so far it's just, like, music knowledge from different years. Okay, then that's all right. Spends heaps of money. Spends heaps of money. Spends heaps of money.

Okay, well, I guess that... Just like on clothes and things, or just spend lots of money. I guess the order you get the more, I mean, generalisation, the more income you get. You've got more money. That's a banal thing. Okay. We're a bit tight as Gen Z's, you know? Yeah.

Frugal with money. Yeah. It's the opposite end. Okay. Whereas Gen Zs now, I don't have a lot of money, but I'll be like, oh, shut. I don't have money for it. A millennial watch out. Whereas we just won't do that really, you know?

And it's fair enough, it's pretty sensible. Goofy faces. We spend too much money but then we don't spend money. It's a mix. It's a mix. It's you, Steph, and every other millennial. Right. So it's a bit of pick and mix in there.

Goofy faces. Loves a goofy face. Thinks it's the funniest thing goofy faces. I know what you're talking about. I do like a goofy face. I do like a goofy face. Always selfie. He never takes photos of them.

Yeah. Loves a selfie. I'm like a mirror selfie, is that count? Yes, that's... Oh, is that a mirror selfie? Well, it's always millennial, but, you know, like, it's never, like, photos taken of you. You're always taking the photos yourself. Okay, so a Gen Z would be like, hey, can you take a photo of me?

Or a mirror selfie, or take photos of me. We'll pose take photos of me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Storing photos on an old laptop, that's a classic, but you guys do that. Talks about their 20s a lot. Oh, yeah. Just being in their 20s.

Okay. Oh, and I was Twitter's like, yeah, no, that wasn't long ago. Yeah, I do this. I do that, a little bit. Ask if you know a song for the 90s, then start singing it to you. You don't know it and they'll keep singing the song. Do I do that? Yeah.

Oh, no, do I? Millennials do that. Okay. A few more. Three more. Love getting the newest iPhone. Millennials do love that. Oh, okay.

I do love getting it. Oh, that's me. It is sure. They love new. I love music. Oh, I'm going to get the new ones. Why? Okay.

It's the same phone. Oh, my God. I'm so Gen Z in that regard then because I'm like, see it. It's all the mix. Okay. If they've watched something they're like, like a TV show or a movie, they won't stop recommending it.

Well, I do that. But it's only because I want you to enjoy what I've enjoyed. I know, hey, isn't it a tap? This is just eye-opening for all of us. Love's Love Island. Millennials do love Love Island. I love Love Island. Young people do, sorry.

You're all young millennials, but you also love, love islands. You can see the ads are targeted towards, like, people in their 30s. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, and here's the final one. So I think it's quite funny. Millennials never want to talk about their age, but they'll show their age when they want to be right. Like when they're going to stand their ground,

they'll be like, well, actually, I know this, that's from my experience. Like, oh, so now you want to be a millennial. Oh. Do you guys reckon that? Is that a stab at me? Nah, it's a stab at all millennials. Okay.

Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. The Edge. five-star fact. Our judges today, Harrison, Steph and guest judge. April, welcome to the show. April, what kind of fact are you after this?

Arvo. Well, no, no pressure, but a five-star one would be good. I love you, April. That's good. April, can I just check with DeJas before we get into it? Have you got a son in Cuba? No. No, I've got a son of Ranoi.

Have you? Have you heard that one? I love him with the song. Yeah, it doesn't quite fat. Good though. Good to know, good to know. All right. April, Harrison, Steph, today's five-star fact is actually about Thanksgiving, which is taking place tomorrow, the 27th of November.

The day after Thanksgiving is called Brown Friday by plumbers in America. Because it's the busiest day of the year. What is the charge? Eating a meal. Mmm. Oh, dear. Brown Friday. Yeah. So obviously there's so much food consumed on Thanksgiving, but a turkey.

Yum, yum, yum. Uh, some sides there. Nom, num, yum, yum, yum. Um, yum. Dessert. Sorry question. Is saying nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, millennial? Um, no, I'd say it.

Um, thank God. Is that you? Is that you sound effect? It's actually done from the breakfast show. I found a couple of them saying it. Put it in there. Oh, good. Um, okay.

So, sorry, so just to clarify, the day after Thanksgiving is known as brown Friday by plumbers in America. Because of Pooze? Because they're busiest day of the year. Gotcha. Because everyone over eats. But is it also Black Friday at the same time? The sales, yeah. This is Black and Brown Friday.

Yeah. Okay. Right. So you can throw that one out there. It's Black Friday. Brown Friday. Actually Brown Friday. For plumbers.

Yeah, I don't know. For plumbers. Oh, here's a fun fact. So it's called a plumber because in Latin, the term for pipes is plumb boom. That is. That is a fun. Pretty good. Like plum bum,

like plume boom. April loved that. Thank you, April. Is it bum in Italian? No, Latin. Oh, Latin. Boom. Yeah, plume boom.

Anyways. Now, that was a good five-star fact. Oh, my God. I love you, April. I hate when Steph ups me with a secondary fact. All right, April, out of five stars. What are you talking about? April, out of five stars.

What are you giving it? Oh, look, I'd love to give you a five, but it's really not a five, mate. I would say a very generous four. Wow, that is very generous. Well done. That's nice, April. I'll take that.

Thank you, April. Not too bad. I'll probably give it a, probably one and a half, mate. I'd love to it. I don't know how to share it. I don't at the end of it. That's rough. I enjoyed it.

I reckon it's a good four and a half for me. Oh, thanks, definitely. April. So that equals out to about three, I reckon. Not bad. Not the worst fact. It'll be back tomorrow. And today's fact, of course,

is the day after Thanksgiving is called Brown Friday by Plumbers in America because it is their busiest day of the year. What is the charge? Eating a meal? Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

Tom Sainsbury joining us. Wow. Hello. Hello. Hello. Tom, can I be the first to say, big fan of your latest video that you've put up of you playing three middle-aged men having small talk over the summer period. Yes, so tell me, how's the weather been up your way mark yeah not too bad um we didn't have a bit of a cold blast wednesday

but came right by the weekend yeah yeah i heard about that well good thing it's come right and what about you david i think we had the same cop snipped down it's just so mundane and i've experienced that conversation with my uncles so many times there's so much like people comment on it and because the the conversation goes into what they're doing for christmas and lots of people going they won't know their wives will be telling them what they've done for christmas and i think i got that wrong so i didn't get it completely factually right Yeah, but everything else, yes, I've been in those conversations and I've suffered through them. How many takes does it take you to record those character videos?

Well, with that one, I hate to script it. It's usually just me like riffing, riffing with my phone if it's just one character. But with that one, you've got to get the interactions correct. I wrote it out like a playwright. You do a boomer very well. Like, my favourite's the one when you're texting and your tongues out and you're kind of looking at your phone far away. I'm like, we all know that person. And well, it's very close to my father

and the voice I've picked up from my dad is just spot on and also the fact that I'm morphing into my dad as a real kind of, you know, but my dad's not too far from who I am as a person I've realised. When I have the tongue, people are like, I hate the tongue.

And then when I forget the tongue, they're like, where's the tongue? I'm all about tongues today. Something you have prepared for everybody is you've teamed up with Uber to help spread the word that instead of Uber green, if you're a bit more environmentally conscious, as we all should be,

when you're booking your rinds and stuff. They've rebranded. Yes. To Uber Electric. Whoa. What a rebrand. What a rebrand. And so, yeah, I've partnered with them probably a month ago.

We kind of got in touch and talking. But before that, I realized on my Uber app, when I got Uber's, that the electric is the same price as the Uber X. So I was like, let's do electric. Because, you know, Steph, I am a little bit of a greenie. Well, good. And it's also just a nicer right. And it's an interesting stat that 80% of,

Kiwis had their first electric vehicle experience in an Uber, and I experienced Steph's first EV experience. She was so excited. We're getting picked up from the airport. And I've never been in a Tesla before. Really? Yeah, oh my God, and I didn't know how to get in. And so I had to knock on the window and say,

hello, thank you, sir, please help me. And then he had to get out of his car and explain to me how to open up a Tesla. And then I sat in, and then there's Sean still waiting for his ride. And I'm like trying to wind down my window to be like, sure, I'm in an electric vehicle for the first time of my life. I couldn't figure it out and only got the window down when she was like 10 metres away.

Instead of screaming at me out the window and I thought she was in the wrong car, she'd been abducted or something. I'm panicking and Steph's just going to try to flex on me that she's in an Uber that's an EV. There's no dashboard. It's just incredible stuff. But the door handle, yeah. It gets us all. Oh, has it?

Has it got you? I learned how to do it and then I cling forgot the next time. Yeah. Next time I got it. I always feel like I'm going to be too rough with it. I'm like, I'm always push it and then like, you've got to be harder. Yes. You don't know, I feel like, just as gentle touch.

Oh, there's nothing like it There's nothing like a gentle touch No, there isn't But the thing is I've been familiar with Electric vehicles for a long time Because Vicky Sainzby, my dear mother has been driving them for 10 years Oh, she's an OJ?

I know, she's an OJ But this was back in the day When the battery life was like one trip Yeah, they used to run on double A's, eh? Pretty much You'd just swap them out So they've really improved since then I do love the EV cars and stuff

But it's really, as a teenager It's really put my business of the petrol stealing business. The amount of times I'm going with my mate with a canister in a tube open them up, it's some socket thing. It's a real show and that whole business has gone down because of this stuff

so I'm happy for it. It just gets a bit tricky for my... Luckily for Harrison he's managed to steal a lot of copper wire from building sites. Yeah, yeah, so I do that to that and stuff. Yeah, got you. You've adapted, that's the thing. Yeah, yeah. We're living in a stage where you... I adapt to the times, yeah.

Your Avos hit harder with Sean, Steph And Harrison The Edge Obviously we played a few of your characters earlier Tom I was wondering if you would mind reviewing If we all pitch a character to you Yes Of something that we'd like to do as a character

On this radio show And you can kind of review it Yes, of course I can start so you can see So I do a live DJ mix on this show every day Yes I'm trying to come up with some DJ characters And obviously within the DJ

Zeitgeist Swedish DJs are quite popular Yes So this is a character called Ivan von Duftoff And it sounds like this Oh hello, it is Ivan von Duftoff live in the mix On the Edge Afternoons

Today we will be listening to the hottest of the house music Mashed in with the Katy Perry and the Doja Catz This is the sweet tunes of Ivan von Duftoff live on the edge And it's kind of modelled loosely on the three little pigs from Shrek I've picked that up You've got top points for me for his last name Von Duftor and also the way that you delivered it

was in time to that you got it in in the eight beats and so that's superb I love it He's been practicing too Yeah too much actually The accent was a little racist at first And I pulled it back

So I couldn't quite guess what was it to begin with Well it fell out of Swedish It was always Swedish Yes yes Just wasn't good at Swedish If you're not good at Swedish If you're not good at Swedish I can go other places

You don't bring it back to Swedish 100% No that's top points for me I love it Okay so it's a man And he works in the kitchen at a cafe and the kitchen has a window that he can always look out into the cafe but he hates his life and he hates every single customer that comes in

and he hates it when people are being happy. And so he's in the kitchen and he's like chopping his shit and he's like cooking and getting burns and shit and then they're really, really packed. And unfortunately for him he has to now go and take the burger to the customer because they're so slammed and he's like walking out. It was like massive like size 20 shoes

Yes And he's like slams the burger down And then he just walks back to his kitchen And this is based on someone that you know Have you seen? Yeah, I've seen multiple I've seen many many grumpy chefs I just hate existing

I absolutely love it Yeah I'm here for it Okay cool So they work in burgers Yeah It's writing itself I absolutely love on

Topways Lusely based on a previous boss of a burger franchise that shall remain nameless. Comedian Tom Sainsbury joining us right now in the year Javos obviously the king of funny characters

on Instagram and TikTok so we're pitching characters to him right now Harrison. I'm going to describe to you, pitch to you and you can feel free to take this. And I think it's a spot that you haven't hit yet in your array of characters.

Wow. This character is somebody who works at the Australian airport. They are the grumpyest bass as you live with me in the world. They scream with you. I saw a lovely lady other day.

Security's just standing there directing us where they go. Oh, sorry, I haven't filled out my thing. I have a pen. The pen will be at the entrance. Appreciate that, thank you very much. Go to the entrance. It opens up the thing.

He's posted my pamphlet and nothing's on there. He's like, you haven't ruined anything down, have you? So, well, I asked for the pen before. But they are the grumpiest people in the world. When you're coming to a country, I don't know what it is. I haven't got beat because I'm a New Zealander,

but there's something about those Ozies at the airport. Well, they just hate your guts. Yeah. is this you arriving or this is you let this is like security leaving or is this this custom this is welcome to melbourne i know exactly the woman you're talking in i know she's still there i think we've all met her yeah i think we've all met her yeah she's gorgeous she's gorgeous because i've had the i've had the um traveling through the states because like lots of places you can just leave your laptop in now and the bollicking i got

for not taking out my laptop. In San Francisco, I was made a real example of. I was made a real example of everywhere. It's mortifying. Tom Sainsbury, joining the show, ladies and gentlemen. Thanks for joining us, Tom. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

Yesterday during the five-star fact segment, a bit of a debate was had in studio. In English, leaving a party without telling anyone's called a French exit, right? We've all heard that. Now, I've always called it an Irish goodbye. Producer- Nurse Sam, you've heard the term, French exit, right? I actually haven't, no.

French exit? I don't think that's thin. Clara? French exit? No, it's Irish Goodbye. Pull on the finger at me. Yeah, no. Emma even texting.

It's always knowing that. Everyone's texting in that. Oh, God. So, never heard of French Exits again. Yeah, yeah, another one. Right. Yeah. It's definitely, French Exit's definitely a thing.

But one thing we got out of this was a lot of other names for it. Like these are some of the texts that came through yesterday. The Irish Goodbye, of course. The Smoke Bomb. The Ninja Bomb. the Dunny Shuffle, which is what someone texts in saying they say they're going to go to the bathroom and then don't come back. The Dunny Shuffle. I like that.

So these are all terms of when you leave a party, you don't say goodbye to anyone, right? You just, poof, leave, gone. Okay, so let's invent our own ways. Which we all know is the move. Like, there's nothing worse than trying to leave a party because you're, like, tired. And you have 10 people going, no, why are you leaving? A thousand percent. Oh, God, let me go.

Well, yeah. Yeah, but sometimes. Yeah, but sometimes it is for safety. which I totally get. You do need to tell one or two people that you're leaving. Like, when I'm drunk, and I just want to drive home, but everyone's like, oh, you're still.

No, no, no, no. Especially for Wahina, I would say, definitely tell at least one person that you're leaving, just in case if no one knows where you are, then that's a problem. But... Good advice. Okay, Vinnie, so we can't read out your text.

But let's read out some suggestions that we've come up with to talk about leaving a party without saying goodbye. New terms. Yeah, you're going to use this a lot over the Christmas It's a season. Yeah, pick your favourite out of these. I've always done a few.

Here's my first one. The leave and grieve. So you leave, they grieve that you're gone. Oh, that's good. The leave and grieve. It's got to quit leave and grieve. Love it. That's pretty good, eh?

I really like it. What about the doff, puff? Oh, yeah. So if you're in a doff and you go, poof. Poof, gone. So you're at the doff and then all of a sudden, poof. Okay. I like that.

These are all great. What about the, my bed seems like a really good option right now, bail. Shorten that a bit It's quite wordy My bed seems like a Good place to be right now bail What about the bedtime bail? Yep

Bedtime bail That's better Yeah Mine is My other one is I'm going to submit A missing person's case It's me

That's funny I'm gone That's good I'm gone That's good That's good What about the second sock The Roy's going missing

Oh The second sock I'm going to second sock Yeah Okay that's my favourite so far That's really good. It's a shame, the leaving

grief thing. I thought that was your favourite. It's up there. Okay. Okay, mine, this is boring, but it is actually how I feel when I do go to party. The social anxiety sneak out.

Yeah. The social anxiety sneak out. That's quite real. It's literally what it is. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, here's my top one. I think you guys will love.

I'm going to get gated. Gated? Like, I'm going to get gated. I'm going and get gated. Like an alligator? Yeah. What does that tie into? Alligator.

Oh, oh, in a wild crocodile. Yeah. Oh yeah. I'm going to get gated. I'm going to get gated. And you leave. See you later, alligator. But that would imply you're saying see you later.

How about this? Famously, it's a race. I see that and I raise that. I'm going to get Susie Catoed. See you, see you later. Yeah. There's something there. Well, those are something to use this party season if you are planning to

Susie Kholing or something. Um, that's something else. Susie Catoing. Different thing, is it? Your Avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Sean, we need a word. Yeah.

We don't. And this is, um, listener, funno out there. When we have words with each other, we usually have them off here. I think it's appropriate to have them off there because we don't need to get. Not that we have any dramas, but you don't want to get personal. There's a filter. There's a filter, right, Steph? Yeah, you just want to, you know, make the show as fun as possible.

And unfortunately, something's occurred. that we do need to address. It's maybe not that fun. No, it's not... Honestly, a morning now, Jean, it is not fun. And it is about you. Yeah, I know it's about me. Because earlier, you said,

Steph, can I talk to you outside? And then you guys, went outside, and then you came back in and said, sure, we've got an idea for the show. Don't worry about it. Yeah, yeah, I guess... I've put two in two. It's just important that listeners need to be eavesdropping

on this particular. We need a word conversation. I think they'll... Well, this is one of the things where I was, like, talking to Steph outside the meeting room, I think we could really be our listers into this. Like, they'll be just as shocked.

And you've done some shocking things on the show. But this one, I think, is like, oh man, that's a bit low. Oh, is the word is low. Oh, no. It doesn't fit with the spirit of the year. Nah. Just tell me what I've done. Are you aware of what's happened?

Preditioners, Sam? No, I don't think I am. She's blocked it out. Sam's going so many things. I want to get around this, Sam. As everyone is aware, this time of year, there are certain events. Yeah, silly season. Yeah, silly season.

Our company is having a Christmas party tomorrow. I'm so excited. Our company, our Fano, the Edge Fano, everyone will be there from the MediaWorks Fano, from upstairs, from every station, from every announcer to every producer to every digital business, everyone's going to be there. Apart from Sean. Oh, this is what this is about. Yeah, I'm not going to be at the Christmas party tomorrow.

Where are you going to be? And my partner's Christmas party. Is it plus one or I've been hired to be the DJ? So I won't be at work tomorrow. You're doing it for a paid, which is a bit of a cash. Yeah, cash grab. Quick cashier. We would have loved you to be our DJ at our Christmas party.

They actually asked me to DJ, but they weren't offering me as much as my partner's company. Well, you want to say that on record on air, do you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're really low board me. Gosh, man, you do it to yourself. I do feel bad because we had a competition actually because all the different stations are going is the theme is like your station goes as a collective outfit

and we all pitched ideas. And my idea actually got selected. And now everyone's like, Sean, you're so excited to dress up in this idea. I'm like, no, I'm not actually going. So I do feel bad because I'm kind of emotionally invested in the edge team going to this party and now I'm the only one who's not going to be there. And every time I do say it to someone,

they're quite shocked that I'm not going to be there. the way is that Cuella Deville will be our boss and will be the 101 Dalmatians. We've all been like painting together and making our t-shirts and it's going to be, and like Emma from the office has made these cute little Dalmatian ears,

put them so much effort. I forgot to say, I just came up, I found out Sean wasn't going because we were talking about the show on Thursday and then Sean's like, oh yeah, guys or whatever, I won't be here. I was like, where are you going to be? Because we've got to stay back into the show.

The party's already going to start. So that's already a bit of a punishment for us, Destines. Yeah. I feel like you care about that more than me. I care about it quite a bit. Yeah, I know. On a pre, you know, a little bit. Yeah.

The last two hours of tomorrow will be quite messy. So I was like, oh, you've taken the day I've had, yeah? What are you doing? I'm going to another Christmas party to DJ for some money. And then talking about how much better it's going to be. It is going to be a very nice Christmas party. She works for a big global company and there's no expense spared. Like, I love this edge party.

But you work here, sure. Yeah, but it's quite... You work for the edge, mate. Yeah, I do. They're just doing it at a bar. Like this Christmas funny I'm going to is amazing. Who cares? It doesn't matter about the location or the drinks or the chauffeur or whatever.

It matters about the people. And you put the people to the side and that's the sad part about it. All we're saying is you'll be missed. And we hope... Is that what you're saying? The money's worth it. Yeah. It is.

It's a belief it's a good paycheck. How much? He's putting to the ceiling. What if you... What if they're blacklisted you from Christmas parties at the... Edge. But because I don't show up? Because you went to a paid gig and talked

about how much better it's going to be. What if you get blacklisted, man? I don't know. It might be great. He won't care. This one's probably fine. No, we'll miss you. Oh, thanks guys.

Anyway, yes, it won't be here tomorrow. These two will be. And the last two hours of the show, Harrison will probably be quite drunk. So, uh, tune in to hear that. It'll be fun. Your Arvoh's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Rover.

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