The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #191: That’s SO Gen Z!

Episode Date: November 27, 2025

It’s Thursday! What Now contacted Harrison! Steph’s list of 'Gen Z Things' for Harrison😆 Harrison got knocked down… Times your luck turned around!   We have thoughts ���� Help Steph Parent Harrison’s glasses update 💩💩 Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

This is a podcast from Rover. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hello, everybody. Welcome along to The Edge Arvo's podcast. Sean is absent today on the potty. He's been at a different company's Christmas party. Nauty boy.

Yeah, getting paid very well. Yep. I heard a few zeros in there. There is a few zeros. Yeah, multiple zeros. Multiple zeros. Oh, nice. Big party, big party.

Yeah. Right, producer, nurse Sam, what is on the potty? What have we got? Well, today we talk about, well, heaps of things, but actually the most exciting thing is that what now contacted you, Harrison. Yes, what are I going to touch? That's all I can say.

Have you let the listen to us? It's pretty exclusive news about what now, the iconic TV show. And yesterday you actually came to us and told us a couple, like you made a millennial list, things us millennials do. Yeah, yeah. Well, Harrison, Steph came back today

with a list about Gen Zs. Yeah, and I think people got a little bit offended on the text machine for that one. People were not having a bar of it. Just observations. Nothing, like, I'm not calling people. I'm not saying change your behaviour. It's just an observation.

Same as yesterday. I feel like millennials got offended. Oh, we're very easy to be offended though. Whenever you talk about millennials, when you talk about those, what do you call them, age? Generations. Generations.

People are going to get upset. Oh, yes. Absolutely. Totally. And then we also have a very important update about your glasses. Oh, huge update. Oh, yeah.

A pooge update. No, I don't know. Clever. Very clever one. That means very clever. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Listeners, Steph, I want to take you guys back to the time of classic New Zealand childhood. Does anybody remember a little TV show called What Now?

Hell yeah. I don't remember this theme song, though. Yo, this theme song? Um, maybe I wasn't awake. Early enough to see the theme song. This was like the 2000s, what, now, theme song. Oh, okay, then that'll be why. This was your Serena, your Charlie, your two. Got it.

Blue, too, is there blue here. So this program, I was the generation of like Props Boy and Chauvin'n and Carolyn Taylor and Jason Farfoy and Anthony's to somebody. That was my generation. I'm kind of people. Yeah. Simon Barnett. Jason Gunn. Oh, yeah.

So many classic famous people. It's what now. I started in 1981. So I was a 2000s kid. So I watched the 2000s. And there was someone on the show, iconic person, Camilla the Gorilla. And we recently talked about it on this show. Somebody, I can't remember what we were talking about.

We're talking about post codes or knowing someone's address. And I was like, Pierre, Box 248, 9 in Christchurch. And you knew that off by heart. That's what now's address. That's what now's address, yeah. And I said some joke, like, oh, yeah, I've always wanted to have like, Camilla is scrunchy Because she always wears a scrunchy

Who's Camilla? The gorilla Oh, like the mascot Oh, she's a person Oh, sorry, person Yeah, I think Or she's a monkey Okay So yeah

The monkey in the show Camilla had like a tuft of hair Do you know what she looks like? I don't really I think probably if you showed me a photo I'd bet it Oh yeah That's not my generation

No I don't think I've ever seen her in my life Poor you And so we did that that shouldn't do a video of me talking about the scrunchy

and the post address or whatever what now comment on Instagram on the year Java's Instagram on a video saying send us

your post address I didn't see this yeah what? Like the media works post dress so we posted that up and my dream

is to get gunged oh and my dream is to get gunged and my dream is to get cream pied okay it's an interesting And those are what now things

So they'll be like a gung green Gook all over you You covered, your face is covered in green gook Or they've got like a plate With cream all over and you get cream pied all over your face Can I tell you something? What? I've been gunched

On what now? Yeah Really? And it was one of the highlights of my life Really? Truly. Have you been cream pied? I've never been cream pied

I wish On what now? I've never been cream pied anywhere Okay Okay, okay, anyway, back to the story And then I was like, oh my gosh, hopefully they send me some cream pies or gunge I've got some breaking news This is breaking news

Okay, straight. Yeah, that's a breaking news. The host, the current host of What Now, messages me on Instagram. Her name is Imi. Hi, Imi. Hi, Imi. Shout out, I'm.

She messaged me. Hey, Harrison. Emmy from What Now here? Oh my gosh. She's the host. We thought it would be crack up to surprise you with Camilla the Guerrilla I-R-L. What?

This is true. But, bestie Camilla is comfortably retired. In Christchurch. We'll figure out something else. Okay. So Camilla, that's the break. Camilla is retired, guys.

She's been around since 22, 23, she retired in 20203 She no longer exists Kiwis out there Hold on, is she dead or she retired? I think she was kind of saying She's like, but Dee's been pushed into a cupboard Into a box and she's not

Could be your harambe stitch, who knows Oh wow Okay Yeah, but Camilla the Guerrilla is retired So I thought Please cut the music staff I thought we could have a moment And just reflect

I'll put together a montage of all Camilla the girl's best bit I thought you were about to say moment of silence and I was like, okay, we're a radio. No, we're proud of her, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. We're going through all the what in our tapes and the fires and we're going to play

one of the gorilla's best bits. Okay, could everyone stand if you can do so safely? Thank you. Not if you're driving. Okay, stop with that. It's getting emotional. You're okay. Man, she'll be missed.

She'll be missed. Class at what, now, icon. Sorry to, sorry to break that news, really. She retired, so it's not really breaking news. We just found out now, so breaking news to most Kiwis. Your Avos Hit Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Okay, so you, yesterday on the show,

We're talking about certain things that millennials do Because you're a Gen Z, I'm a millennial That you weren't calling it out in like a mean way You were just painting a difference I was and for the truth back story Steph We've got to remember Steph was off here talking about how she Doesn't like the slack of so millennial

So she said point out things that I would do a millennial So I can be accountable for it And so I went home, created a list And came back and told you guys about it He did homework. He thought that hard about what annoying things we do. No, annoying. There's millennial things you guys do.

See, I don't like when people use it as an insult. Like, oh, that's so millennial. Yeah. So we went through this yesterday. Catch a podcast for the full list. I wasn't so not offended. And was it healthy conversation? Sure.

Well, today I've got a list of what Gen Zs do that I just think you guys should be aware of certain behaviours. Okay. And how it comes across to others. Okay, so for the show team, it's me, Sam and Steph here. I feel like this is going to be directed at me. A little bit. Okay.

But also a lot of Gen Zs. We have a lot of Gen Zs in the building, in my life. So it's a mix of ones about me and then air all these Gen Zsies? Yeah, yeah. It's not a personal attack. Okay. It's just certain observations that I've made. Okay.

And again, if you're a Gen Z, you're born 1996, between 96 and is it 2004? Someone like that. Anyway. Right, you know if you're a Gen Z. Gen Z, why are you guys voice noting for, like, like 20 minutes. No one's got time to listen to that.

Send a text, pick up the phone, make a phone call so you can actually have a conversation with each other backwards and forwards. It's unhealthy to monologue for that long and expect someone to give up 20 minutes of their time to listen to it. Millennium, I think it's actually harder to terrible for you to just type.

I think it's been to use your voice. And actually, it's the probably closest interaction you'll get over the phone. It's a huge lack of respect for the other person's time. Is it? Okay, my next point. That being said, I would love a voice note from you.

Okay, another one is just a short one. You randomly FaceTime each other. So in my millennial generation, when we're on a FaceTime, it's like a planned thing. It's like, all right, guys, so-and-so's here at this particular time and let's FaceTime altogether. So it's like an event. It's like an occasion. Oh, gosh. We're not just picking up the phone and instead of like texting or calling, we're not FaceTiming each other.

That's crazy. These two things you've said Aren't they like great things to do though? No, nah Hey guys it's FaceTime at this time What's the point of FaceTime FaceTime? The slog of us FaceTime It's FaceTime anytime

FaceTime is a special occasion thing It's like a birthday It should be every day It's like a Christmas day It's like a special occasion thing Wow Okay another thing that Gen Zs do You guys take

really blurry photos And you're like Yes, that's the one I'm uploading There's, do you agree with that one? I think there's something artistic styles, yeah? Yeah. Yeah.

I'm like, I want to see, I want to see dimension. I want to see your face. I don't want to see like a bluery face. Nah, but I think that also goes against a stigma of, you know, all this like body image stuff and what we look online, blur it a bit. Those issues out the window. Is that what it is? I think it's part of it for sure.

Really? Yeah, hard out. Really? But don't just own what you look like, though. Yeah, true. Don't you reckon? It's art. These takes through absolute garbage, someone texts it in.

Hey, it's just an observation that I've had. Um, watching things on, like, not normal speed. So, like, 1.75 speed on YouTube or quicker. Podcasts even you can listen to a 1.5. Yeah, I feel like it's a real Gen Z thing to do. Voice notes, I listen at two-time speeds. It's literally like, are you going to go on? I'm like, yes, sweet, take it all of them.

Speed is, yeah, that is a Gen Z thing for sure. That totally is. Do you have a secret Instagram or like a, so you've got an Instagram, but then some Gen Zs have, like, another Instagram that's, like, 20 of your friends follow each other, and it's where all, like, your real dirty stuff goes. Private, private. Not like dirty.

Private. Yeah, private. Not privates. Not privates. Yeah, I haven't got one. I used to have one, but I follow a lot of my friends' privates. Yeah? Yeah.

Really? You follow your friends' privates? Yeah. Wow. Chequy-y-o. It is too good. Yep. So that's the thing.

Okay. And the final one, but again, this one I'm just jealous of is you guys wear crop tops. And I wish I could wear crop tops. I love that, Genzi. Guys and girls, crop tops But we're lucky that we're now doing 90s fashion

That's what it is It's where the croctops come from So you're around the 90s You would have worn crop tops back in the day No, I was a child in the 90s Yeah, children are croptops Different, yeah, yeah Well there we got, that's my observation

So are you offended? Not at all, I'm actually empowered Okay, great That's such a gen Z way to react to that isn't it? Your Ravos Head Harder With Sean, Steph and Harrison The Edge Steph, you know when

sometimes you get knocked down but you get up again. I'll run you through the scenario. So I wake up this morning. It's 4 a.m. Oh, jeez. 4 a.m. And I always sleep with my windows open

that's so bloody hot. I just brought a fan today, by the way. Great investment. Congrats. I haven't used it yet. But my house is a really tiny house. I sleep upstairs in a tiny little house. Right.

Heat rises. Yeah, stuffy. So I sit with all the windows open. and it's the problem is that I live next to a very main road here in Auckland so you can hear everything very noisy night

and so I hear when the garbage guys come and I remember standing outside my house last night everyone to dart Oh dear And I was like Oh dear And I was like

Man I need to put my bins out Everyone's got their bins out I was like oh don't worry I'll wake up early enough in the morning to do it Go to sleep Wake up at 4 a.m. to the sound of the rubbish men Outside my house

picking up the rubbish bins That's crazy early I run out of my knees. No! I've missed it. I've missed it. I was knocked down. You don't...

I was knocked down. You were lazy. No, I got knocked down. Well, I mean, technically you could have done it the night before. Lazy, but Steph, they shouldn't be coming at 4 a.m. Okay, all right. Okay, you were knocked down. The sun wasn't up.

You were knocked down. That's a bad time. They shouldn't be collecting rubbish at that time. They're going to miss bins. And so, I'm like, oh, I'm knocked down. So I run inside, so I get some shorts on. I'm like, you know what? I'm just going to do.

drag these bins to the other side of the road because they're probably going to do a loop. Oh, clever. And so I would take it over to the other side of the road. 6 a.m., it's a long road, comes by. The same truck picks my bins up. So I got up again. Out of bed?

No, no, no. And like, I got knocked down, but I got up again. Oh, I get it. Yeah. It felt pretty good Okay, all right I see what you're doing here So another example

Like the other day Like my car The plastic thing That kind of around my windows The black thing that's around my windows It fell off Just fell off in the road Oh where is it

What would be, I've got knocked down How would I get back up again? Black duct tape And now it's duct tape And it looks perfectly I've got one I've got one Yeah

Okay so you know how I always lose My swipe card You need a swipe card to get into the edge and get into all the doors and stuff It's super annoying So I lost mine We got knocked down Had to borrow everyone else's

Apologies, producer new Sam Now I had to Try and get a new swipe card Through the Powers that be here at the edge And now my swipe card photo Is way hotter than my last one It's a hot selfie I've loved this

Let's open it to the best one people. Left. Oh, 800 The Edge. When did you get knocked down but you got up again? Just little wins. It all hacks. I don't know.

Yeah, you thought, oh my luck, of course. Terrible misfortune, but then it all turns around. With the simplest things. Yeah. Bravo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Right now, when you were knocked down and then you got back up again. Yeah, so this came from me.

morning waking up and I didn't remember my bins out bin man came freaked out, I missed the bins since I took the bins the other side of the road got picked up two hours later It's just so good Harrison Because you think your misfortune Like hits you hard and you're like

I'm so knocked down now I'm going to have to wait a whole week to get rid of my rubbish and then you just get right back up because you've used your initiative and you've put your bins across the road and then there was all the rubbish disappears And whines me literally last night I was at the supermarket carried all my stuff when you go and you get more things you expect it

to get milk and crackers that was it yeah got a hater things put it down paid for it put it at the time I'm like there's so many groceries there yeah the lady next to me says do you need a bag not the worker just a lady who's also doing it I was like oh no I carry it oh no I've got a spare bag just have it gave me a bag so I made

that I've done to the car so I got knocked down but I got up again excellent yeah okay well let's take your calls on 0800 the edge Natasha's here from Parmey. Hey Natasha. Hi, Natasha. When did this happen to you?

You got knocked down and then... It felt like redemption. We were on holiday in the US recently. We've been saving up for like two years. It's the end of a stressful day. I had tried to navigate the San Francisco traffic. We parked up at this hotel, got checked in. had the two kids with us, had to pay, I think it ended up being about two and a half grand NZ after the exchange raid.

It was, we were exhausted, took the kids upstairs, got them all ready for bed, and pulled back the cover, and there was mouth poo all over the pillows of one of the beds. Oh, yuck. Not ideal. Okay, so you're not down, and then did you miss Fortune turn into Fortune? Oh, it sure did. They moved us, they refunded us, like most of us stay. So we got to stay in downtown San Francisco, eventually in a new room that was lovely and clean,

got refunded about 1,500 bucks. And so now that's paying for Christmas. It's got up in a dishwasher. Wow. It feels beautiful. Yeah. This is what we love. It's like the old metaphor or saying or whatever.

Without the rain, you can't have the rainbow. Yeah. Oh, that's good. One step forward, two steps back. I don't think that's the same metaphor. Similar vein. It's more like one step back. Heaps of steps forward.

Yeah, run forward. Yeah. In Zoos here on 0800 the edge. We are talking time. that you got knocked down to you, got back up again. What happened to you? Ah, I was really bad because I was wearing a very short dress, and I was knocked on flat, everything went here and there.

And then, you know, there was one person, he said, I, okay, miss, so I got up, and then I drove to my class and did all the bruises of my face, and I was like, I'm okay teacher, I'm okay, because I teach English to adopt refugees and migrants. So it was quiet, you know, so they said, no, no, sit down, don't teach, don't worry, because, you know, I was really in pain. with so many bruises and everything. So it was nice, though, I felt very badly,

but when they looked after me, all the paint went away with their empathy and sympathy. So, Inzu, you literally fell over, so you got knocked out, and then you stood back up and you got up again. And then your kids looked after me. So literal, I love it. Well done.

Literally what the lyrics are. Literally did that. It could be a better story, Inzu, and that is a beautiful experience, you know. You get knocked down, you're in pain, you're in strife, you're embarrassed, You're embarrassed, probably. But then your students get around you, make you feel good.

Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. We have thoughts. New segment to the show where we invite you to DM us, Edge Arvo's over on Instagram, with any kind of dilemma that's happening in your life right now. And we will give you our thoughts. You have thoughts, but we have thoughts about your thoughts.

Yeah, so many thoughts. So many thoughts. So many thoughts. So we'll do our best to give you some advice. But the first one reads like this. My 17-year-old is sneaking out of the house. I caught her and grounded her for a week. No device, no friends, and no sport.

Do you think that's a fair enough punishment? Ooh, snuck out of the house once? She doesn't say. It just is sneaking out of the house. It's currently... Yeah, more than once I'd say. Um... Hard.

That's a hard one because I feel like you were... Yes, good to punish her, but I think just remove the phone just remove one thing you can't do this and sports and socialise and go out it's like wow she's not in prison maybe let her have a bit of a live

because now she's going to be even like so remember kids when I grew up do this kind of stuff and their parents would be very angry and do that kind of stuff to yes and they turned out to not be very nice kids and do quite bad stuff in the future so I always noticed oh yeah don't be totally evil

just be a little bit evil I was going to go more strict sweet as go for it Yeah, yeah, yeah, like padlock on the fridge. Okay, starve them. So, no snacking. Only eat when I cook for you. And also, no talking allowed in the house.

Just leave masking tape everywhere and just like, just make sure you just cover up the lips. Yeah, and you're probably creating a future convict. But that's okay. What, no, it's just being stern. Making sure that she needs a lesson. Honey, I'm just being stern. Yeah.

That's crazy. Take everything away from her. Make her be miserable. the entire week, can't wait for Sunday to roll around, and then she'll learn a lesson. Imagine if we had a kid to get out, child would be so confused by our parenting. Oh, my God, so confused. Okay, the next one. My flatmate's boyfriend stays over at our flat four times a week, a few times in the week,

and then every Friday and Saturday. He chips in nothing for power, internet and water, and I think he should contribute money, but I'm nervous to bring it up. What should I do? Kick him in the dick. I'm over this stuff. I'm over this. I'm flatted so much.

This happens. so many times, kick him there and tell him, mate, you need to start paying. Give him, oh, this is generous, give him a month. And then go, you have to start paying now, mate. Just split it because they'll be like, oh, no, but I split my pay with him. I don't know. We'll turn it to a five-way splits here before. Yeah, four nights is a lot.

Split stuff. Oh, that drives like it is. It's not fair. Yeah, me too. I would leave a passive-aggressive letter, and I'd use the, I'd buy a magazine and I'd cut out letters and use that as my lettering for the letter. Like a ransom note. Yeah, like a ransom note.

And I'd steal something of theirs and hold it ransom until they start paying. But I'd leave for, it'd be anonymous. So it'd be like, oh, I wonder who left you this awful letter. And the other flat modes are like, oh, Steph left you this weird letter. She had magazine parts all over her room.

Yeah. Yeah, okay. I'd clean up the me. Good idea, good idea. But I think it's threading them, honestly. Okay, I'm loving how different we are. All right, but the final one. This person needs advice.

My mother-in-law. is staying for Christmas and she hates me. Can I tell her to stay in a motel nearby instead? Oh, no, I've had the situation before, Mother-O-Law's that I don't like, during Christmas and the best thing you can possibly do

just avoid them at all costs. Even, but she's staying. It doesn't matter. Just, like, avoid them, don't talk to them. They'll ask you a question. This is how you respond. That's it. Just fully ignore them, seriously. It works. He's rude. I'm not going to talk to him. Thank you, finally.

See, Fight Rood with Rube. Yes. Yeah, I like that advice. It works. No, perfect. 10 under 10. No notes. I think that's the right thing to do.

Great. Well, I'm glad that we can be of service to you, Ontario. So, DM us, any of you like, Edge Arvos. Yes, but we'll honestly answer to your questions, your queries. Happy to help. Yeah. Happy to do it. Free of charge.

Your avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. It's not even December, but a lot of people out there are getting ready, getting their Christmas presents sorted. Making the most of Black Friday sales, I guess, because once his sales are over, everything's back to being full price. Yuck. Yeah, yuck. So, yesterday I was very excited because I have a year and a half year old at home,

and this time last year he was a baby. So it's a little bit different. It's not that super magical yet. But this year he's going to really kind of quite to understand what the Christmas spirit is all about. We are very excited about Santa in our house. Oh, so he knows about Santa. Yeah, oh God, yeah.

He can't wait for Santa. Not sure if the elf will be visiting us this year. Right, right, right. Yeah, we're not sure if the elf has the commitment level that the elf would need. Oh, the creativity? The everyday creativity. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Alph might arrive, might not.

Slow elf, yeah. It's up to the elf. We'll decide that a different day. For the elf. But we, I went to Toy World yesterday just to get. like your mum and dad present, you know, under the tree, ready to go and just to, you know. What's your mum and dad present? Well, I'm a mum and Jake's the dad and, like, to get our presents under the tree.

Because I still don't know what Santa's giving, giving Rocco. Yeah, who knows? But for us, we're still going to give Rocco some stuff. And so I got a little bit too excited at Toy World yesterday. I'd never been to a toy world before. Ever. Ever. Like, probably as a kid.

It was pretty good. It was so exciting. It was very colourful. Very colourful. Very stimulating. And I was like, I want this, I want this. one does obviously budget conscious, let's look at the sales, it's all it's, you know, on the Black Friday stuff.

So I did make a couple purchases, maybe more than a couple. I went a little bit crazy. And last night, after work, I get home, and it's bath time. So whenever I get home, my first job is to give Rocco his bath. And one of the toys I bought yesterday morning was new bath toys. I was too excited to wait for Christmas. I'm not waiting pretty much a month

to give him this fun stuff So I was just like I've got a present for you And he got really excited He knows the word surprise He's like surprise surprise And I was like yes it's a surprise And I've kind of blown it way earlier

I should have waited for Christmas But I had to give him the stuff It was really cute He loved it Was it wrapped up? No it wasn't wrapped up But it was like little pipes That he can play with water in the bath

And he can pour it down And it turns a thingy around And so this morning I had to go back to the shops to then buy him new stuff. Yeah. See, that's annoying you have to go and buy new stuff, but I just want to flag this past year. I'm not a dad myself,

but I've been around children. Yeah. You are creating by giving your child a prison this early during a magical month it's going to be quite a bratty month because now your child is going to come. So do it when you came home? Yes.

Yeah, right. So you're going to go home from work tonight. Yeah. And he's going to go, Surprise, surprise? And you go, no, oh, that's annoying. Like, bought him. The next day, surprise, that's annoying.

Three days in, tanties. Yeah. He's not going to be happy. Okay, well, what about if I just keep giving him stuff? Like this morning, I went and bought him some, like, painting things, like some little stamps and paint stuff in a book. What if I just, like, give that to him? I've been going to this phrase at the moment,

see if you can pick up what I'm trying to say. It's been digging yourself a hole. So it's a new one I'm trying to put out there, but it's kind of when you're so much in it, you just keep digging, and that's what you're going to do. Yeah. I think, actually, in saying that, I think give them all his presents now.

When they run out, that's it, flag Christmas. Okay. Just say Christmas days with the last present's ready. When you're out of your last present, you go, oh yeah, Rocco, it's Christmas. Because I've got nothing else to give them. Okay. Perfect.

That's a good idea, actually. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Steph, as you know, I've had a bit of trouble with glasses. You have. I've had a lot of trouble with glasses. These iconic leopard printed brown glasses with orange lenses,

which you'll see in all, you look at our Instagrammy, Java and stuff. You'll see in our promos. That was my iconic. They actually Playboy glasses. Cheeky. I know. I know. They snapped and broke.

I duct tape them that I came to work one day with green glasses. And everyone was like, whoa. Oh, yeah, what happened to those? Oh, they just didn't really work. They didn't really work. They were pretty different shape. They were quite unique. They were too dark as well.

Because Harrison wears these indoors. It's so important, I think, as well, doing a radio show to be able to see each other's eyes. Yeah. It was hard to see. I've just got sensitive eyes, so I always wear these. Not prescription. Not prescription.

So then I found these other ones, orange tits, it's very similar. Yeah. And I caught on for like 10 bucks. And I wear them everywhere. Yeah. And then last week at the Hallspan Wine Festival, I went for a leak in the public Portaloo area. Yeah.

And I was looking down in the toilet, and I saw Mount Turd. And I was just like, Oh, my God, that is so... Left by someone else. Someone else, yeah, yeah. Someone else is Mount Turb. I didn't do Mount Turd's dad up and go pee. You didn't check out your own work.

No, no, no, no. Sometimes, you know. Don't drown the mountain out. Sometimes, I'm not going to lie, I check out my own work. Oh, I do, but I don't... Sorry, yeah, I check on my work every time. Yeah. You've got to see what you've done.

You've got to check it out. But I don't sit down, do that work, stand up and do more work. Like, I just sit down doing it all. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay, gotcha. And do I look at it. I was like, man, that it's almost sticking out of the toilet there.

And while I was looking at it, and peeing on Mount Turd, my glasses fell off into Mount Turd that I weed all over my glasses. Yeah, it's very unfortunate. I was like, ooh, no way. Disgusting. Hey, quick question, why don't you flush the toilet and then we? Ooh. Oh.

Oh, it's a port-a-loo. Wait. No, you could have flushed first because it was one of those fancy port-a-loos. That's kind of just like a pump. Steve, Pete Wanluckoon. Had a few wines, mate. wasn't really taken in of my cleanliness

and if you're flush or not and so it falls in oh my gosh I picked them out of the toilet and I go to the base and I rinse them under some water and a hand towel dry them put them on

really itchy eyes really itchy eyes and make your eyes are looking itchy at it and like yeah I had a hay fever here in Hawks Bay it was the pink eye stuff

I think it was that so I took them home put them in some boiling water brought them to Hawks Bay smelt them put them back in some boiling water and now I'm wearing them today. I've noticed. Yeah.

Now, so how many times have you dunked to them in boiling water? Twice. Twice. Okay, have you sprayed them with anything? Nothing. You've just relied on water. No soap? Well, I brought a sunglasses wipe, so I've got, just like it's cloth. Any kind of, like a lubricic, like some kind of washing up liquid? No.

Nothing. So it's just water. Actually nothing. Actually nothing. I thought you should have, maybe used soap. I think it's important. we do the sniff test. Do you know sniff them? Yeah? You sniff them.

Okay. It's crazy this is a break in the show. Okay. It's so disgusting. Okay. So I'm looking out for a wee scent or a Mount Turd scent. Yeah, Mount Turd. I'm so scared. Just try. Okay. Are they okay to wear?

I think so. They're okay. They pass. There's like, you know how, when you eat something and you've got like an aftertaste. Yeah, yeah. There's an after smell. Yeah. A little one. Yeah.

But I think it's okay. A bit of a smell. I am going to wear them, but I'm not even joking. My eyes are like pulsing today. They do feel a bit sore. I was wondering why you were bloodshot. I thought maybe potentially other reasons, but now we know. It's the shit in my glasses.

Now we know. Yeah. Okay.