The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #193: Canterbury you naughty thang you! 🫦

Episode Date: December 1, 2025

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This is a podcast from Rover. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, welcome to the podcast. Thanks to clicking on us. Some great things coming up in the show today, including a lot of Harrison being very vulnerable with us, which I appreciate. Yeah, really, I've been up to you guys today.

Yeah. About childhood and a lot of first. Steph is quite uncomfortable. I'm quite uncomfortable. I've never seen Steph made this uncomfortable before. No, no, I didn't know how to act. True. It was.

weird. Because we are still in a workplace, so, you know. Yeah, it's just how you don't imagine your friends. You don't imagine your friends as a five-year-old discovering their sexuality. I also think deep down, not even deep down,

quite at the surface, she also has a young boy. And she, I think, you would just worry that, oh no, that is going to happen. I had a vision of what's in store. Maybe that's part of it. It's more I think visualising you touching yourself. It's just like, Okay, enjoy this.

Come on the show today. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. It is the 1st of December. Merry Christmas. Steph's throwing that out already, not only to that call of them, but Harrison those last two songs,

multiple other times. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I'm in the festive spirit. It's fun and it's exciting. And it's acceptable, the 1st of December onwards. And as a November baby, that is the rule. Anything prior to that is illegal. And as a member from the Ajavo show,

I do not condone that. I do not agree with that, but that's Steph's thing. I need you listening to make a big decision in my relationship. So, 0800 the edge is our telephone number. If you're too busy to chat, you can always text us. 3343, spells edge. Now, the question I need to ask you is, what kind of Christmas tree should me and my partner get?

This is the backstory. I'm from a fake tree house. I was bought up with the same tree every year. I love the tradition of getting a. out of the box and putting it up and using, it's just kind of like rinse and repeat the same thing every year. And so it kind of locks into your memory.

Now, Jake, my partner of like 15 years, he's from a real tree household. So he grew up with the excitement of going out to find a real tree different every year, different sizes, different way to put the decorations up. You get the smell. You have to keep it watered, which is annoying.

But to deal with the dropping down of the pins and deal with it dead afterwards. But, like, it kind of is annoying. We had one. I wonder what side you were like. I wonder where this is going from. We had a real one last year. And I enjoyed it, but I don't know if it should be an ongoing thing.

Now we've got a year and a half year old. I really want the same tradition every year. And I don't know what tradition to go with. So boys, listeners, I need you guys to literally make this decision for my relationship. Whatever is decided right now in the next 10 minutes will be what we do. Forever. That is a lot. Are you only open to fake and real?

Well, what else is there? Okay, well, my father had fake. Yeah. Christmas tree and I was always, I want a real one, I want a real one. Finally got a real one. My dad and brother teeterable hay fever. It's so bad. So we're back to fake.

But the fake slowly gets worse and worse. Turns into pipe cleaners on the stand. It looks ugly. And then we went from that to a pallet. What do you mean? Like a palette. Like a wooden palette. Yeah, like a wooden pallet.

We cut in a triangle and just wrapped lights around it. really? Oh, yuck! I just snotted, I'm so disgusted. It was creative. It was creative. And where would you put it? Like, lean it up against the wall? Yeah. So you stole the pallet

from like a supermarket and then you cut it into a triangle and decorated it. That's horrible. And that's cool. Oh, this is the saddest thing. Actually, we put it in chalk paint because that was cool at the time. And then the year after that, we got a wall of just our photos and that was the tree. Oh, you poor. Like a triangle.

And so now, guess what? We don't do anything. No trees. Maybe it's for a good reason. Yeah, yeah. And the next year in the orphanage, they gave us all socks that we could decorate. Yeah. So my take,

yeah. Real tree, antihistamines. Yeah. That's what you need to do. Real tree, yeah. I get the nice smell with that as well. Yeah, the nice pine. Okay, hear me out, Steph.

Fake tree. Deforestation. All right? You don't want to be responsible for the rainforest in any way, shape, or four. No. All right? You get a plastic tree.

You reuse that. bad boy every single year. It's like a water bottle. We're not buying a new pump water bottle every day, are we? No, we use our promotional water bottle that you got from export citrus and you use it every day. And it's a little embarrassing, it's a little weird, but we know that you're saving the environment.

You bring up a great point, Sean. I used the PR drink bottle I was given for free because of that reason. It was free. A fake Christmas tree. I went to a shop yesterday, just like to have a little look. And I was like to the girl, how much is that? She's like $700. And I literally laughed and left without another word.

I just laughed in her face on the 200. How much for a real one? 50 bucks. Yep. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I don't know what to do. It's a good point. It's a good point.

Helves hit harder. Help Steph settle a very important decision within her household. Yeah, you listening, you literally have the power now to change my whole tradition going forward. Are we going to be the family whose Christmas tradition is. to go and find a live Christmas tree every year, you know, on the side of the road or a Christmas tree farm and do it that way. Beautiful memories I

can only assume. Or the tradition of going into the garage and unpacking the Christmas tree from the real dusty box and blowing it all off. There's asbestos coming out of there. You find out in years that they use that coloured sand

that Kmart's trying to sell in the tinsel. And putting up, you know, a fake tree, but both beautiful traditions, both with their pluses and minuses, their pros and cons, but you listening, you get to decide what me and my family do. One last time, I'm pro-fake tree, Harrison.

Real tree. Well, you're actually pro, like... Pellet tree. Pellet tree. Go to go to the triangle and wraps with lights around this. Strange, strange, strange. Okay, let's go to towport to you, Liz. Hi, Liz. Hi. Liz, what are you thinking? I choose fake.

Fake. Okay. Yeah. Because it makes less mess Makes less mess Yeah, with the pins The needles they drop And then you're dealing with

Like a dead tree afterwards It's like a pink house And you get a 10 months old I was a 10 months old A year and a half year old Rocco your son He's gonna eat in those pins man Yeah maybe

How do you get rid of a real tree as well Like I've never had once I don't know the proper Burn it down the road Biff it down the road Yeah buffed down the road See well that's it How many can you buff down the road

Before down the road Come back to get you Thank you Liz Okay Jen from Soronga, what should we do? Hi guys, my vote is for a real tree, and hear me out. We're getting a re-potable Christmas tree every year, and the cool thing is it started the first year my son was around,

so we're going to get the same tree every year, and we'll get to see them both grow. So teeny tiny at the moment, so it doesn't drop a lot of pins. That's my vote on that one. Oh, that's cool! Yeah, it's from tree shepherds. They're in Taurong. I'm not sure if there's something else where you guys are based,

but... Hopefully, if not, good business idea, right? So you get a baby tree and then next you get a bigger tree and then next you get a bigger tree? Yeah, it's the same tree. They repot it for you, so it grows a little bit. I love the environmental impact on this. It's not.

It's not. Why'd you roll your eyes then? Well, okay, Jen, let me explain. So while kids are young and stuff and like it's so exciting, you want like a big tree, right? But I guess you're starting off with like the smallest version of the tree when it's the most exciting. You'll never know any different, right?

I mean, to him, just only known a small tree. Do your kid will always be the biggest tree? They grow with that. Think about that. Until you go out to paint art and stuff. Yeah, until you see other trees. Steph, I know people who literally take their kids to rainbows in

and tell them it's Disneyland. The kids don't know. They do not know. Yeah, okay, all right. Well, what a piece right now, want a piece, which means Anata will decide it all. Oh, God, Anata, a big decision in your hands. You will choose whether we'll choose whether,

We are a real Christmas tree family or a fake one, Anata. This is a big responsibility. Well, that's right, but I'm happy to do it. You sound like the right person, too, to do it. Do you want a drum roll, Anata? Why not? Oh, let's get a drum roll. Oh, my God.

Anata, what Christmas tree is Steph going with for a family's future? Definitely a fake. Oh, no! I'm with you, Anast. Yeah. No, Anada. What a real one for Steph. They're so expensive.

I'm faking. Yeah, no. You put on your fake. Last forever and it doesn't sag by the time you've got to pull it down. Oh, there's enough sagging in my household. Not another thing that sags. All right, good.

You've heard here first, Steph. You are a fake tree household. And I can't help but notice the sign of relief on your face. Yeah, I'm happy with that. You have to now go to that tree that you saw in the week. weekend for 700 bucks that's your punishment I can't have to go Are you good? Are you good for a loan?

Nah, I'm busy, I'm busy I'm busy Yeah Your Avos hit harder with Sean Steph and Harrison The Edge In the 1st of December the first day of summer New Zealand Yeah guys and since it's the first day of summer

I've curated a list of things that I started doing today since it's the first day of summer Yes no maybe I don't know Yeah, guys, this is a yes-no-maybe list, all right? So I'm just going to run through the things. It's only, what's the time now?

3.40. So I woke up at 6am this morning, changed everything. Okay. We're out of spring. Yeah. Summer has begun. So you go do these things. And there's all the listeners out there and you too, Sean and Steph,

take these on board. It'll get you in the vibe and it'll get you prepared. Okay. Almost for summer coming up. I like it. So let me know what you think. Yes, no one may be. First thing I did when I woke up,

threw all my shoes out and just got a pure crox. You are wearing crooks today and I thought it's quite... Yeah, it's good. I like the blocks. Because it's only summer thing you never wear your docks or anything in the summer. Well, I mean... Sneakers, no. You don't need to throw out anything, though.

You can just store them. Is that option? The thing about seasons is they do come back around eventually. Hmm. It's got a short-term focus. I'd say no. I'd say no. Yeah, go away.

Wasteful. Go to my bins tonight. That's annoying. Um, oh, this is a good one. Plug all the sinks up in the house, so I have lots of little pools everywhere to cool down. Yeah, it's a great idea. Well, and just dunk your face in it.

Your feet, your face. Your feet? Your bits. Anything you want to put in there? You just cool down. How are you dunking your feet and your bits in a sink? You're hopping up? You can picture it. So that's just going to say my vibes, you know?

It's a go to public pools at your home. Okay. Pretty fun. Yes? Yeah? Yeah? Okay, sure. Sorry, I'm distracted because you told me to picture it. No, I can't stop.

Speaking of I'm picturing it. It's like a baby bird having a bath. Inflatable toys all through the. the house. Pool toys. Unflatable pull toys throughout the house. Just like your donut rings,

your unicorns and stuff, just so it's like, oh, summer party, am I right? All the time. But do you ever pull at your house? No, just the sinks. Yeah, got it. Okay, then no.

Just to get the vibe up. Nah, nah. No, they also deflate and look really sad. Okay, I'm going to put it as a maybe because that kind of lifts my spirits up. Yeah. Well, match the other inflable stuff you have at your house. Oh, this is a good one for you.

Um, guys, chafing cream. That's good. Yeah, that's just good to have on hand Yeah, I agree I'm big on the bass Yeah, so I'm just put on the chaving room On already No sand inside

But you know, it's coming Yeah, prepare It's coming Oh, this is a good one Put the air fryer outside Put the barbecue inside No Terrible, that's a bad idea

Some of vise No, everything's cooked on the Barbie now We have pissed off the New Zealand Fire Service as a radio station So much in the past few years I'd say no to this I say yes Because you just didn't want

You want the charcoal flavour You want a barbecue grill Two nose over all yours, so you know. Okay, a couple more. Heats of coins. I've put, I'm just, no card, just got $500 worth of coins. You know, somebody's always got coins in your pockets. And your toads.

Oh, my God, rough out the chain, palm me, end. Is that for ice creams and? Just all that kind of stuff. Grocery shopping, I walk, how many coins are you got? I put them to get the bros, you know, that kind of thing. So I've just got, just got coins now. It feels quite nostalgic. Like you're trying to recap for a moment from like,

well, we're still working, so I'm trying to live the holiday while we work. Yeah, yeah, it's nice to do that. We'll do yes for coins. I like the coins. Yeah, okay, you're all right. Ditch the waters, no water. What are you drank? Just fizzies.

Fizzies. No, it's a bad idea. Shut up like fizzies, your coax, your fosters, your exports, you know. It's got to be frozen. Could be frozen. Coaks. Yeah, one of those is a beer. No water, it's just fizzies.

Okay, maybe. Okay, two more. Rashi. I've got a rashie singlet under this test show right now. Always bring me on a rashie. You need a rashy. Yeah, I need a rashy. You definitely do.

I get birth as a singlet. Yeah. Do you studio lights? I'm going to start wearing a wine-brimmed hat in here Yeah, you get burned through double blazing Okay, final one You guys will like this one My car is currently the mechanics right now

Getting the roof cut off Oh, convertible for summer Yeah What are you going to do when summer's over? I'll be convertible if you can put it back It sounds quite poor I'm hoping they'll hold on to it Because I've got no room in my place to store it

I park on the street And then you put it back on Yeah, so it'll be kind of like a world first Suzuki Swift A Honda Jazz convertible But you just want the hair and you're in the wind, you know, tug out of the window or can I come for a ride?

Oh, I'm busy. No, no, no. I'll vote yes if I can. I'm going to call the mechanic and cancel the... Yeah, I'm going to say, just put it back on, mate. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Lewis Capaldi is currently in New Zealand.

He's been in Christchurch the last few days. So 0800 The Edge. Have you seen Lewis Capaldi at all? Maybe you've served him at a cafe, maybe you've passed them on the street. The best story wins. Lewis Capald. Oh, and, mate, the phones are going ballistic. Some of these stories, Meg, so many of our listeners running into Lewis Capaldi.

Megan, let's start with you in Christch, Megan, man, your story. I don't think it's going to be beatable. It's up there. I mean, it's pretty surreal. It's pretty surreal. What is it, Megan? I went to a concert last night. Yeah?

And I have another little sidepiece. um my friend i saw she posted a photo with him on instagram oh okay i kind of got two and one so you met him slash you didn't but your friend did but let's just say that you did which is amazing yeah yeah yeah i don't know she met him well no well she did us two degrees exactly that's what we love yeah how did your friend meet him uh she was walking around in town on friday and um was he lovely is he so nice he is so lovely he is so lovely and down to earth. Like, yeah.

He's the best celebrity. She really is eating like she met him. Yeah. He's the nicest guy, the best chat. The thing is, when you're... He talked a lot in his concert. Yeah, right, true. And the thing it also is, when your best friend does anything in life, it's kind of like you're doing it.

Like, when your best friend gets married, it's like, oh my God, I'm getting married. Like, you live through each other. Do you know what I mean? Okay, thank you, Megan. Gemma from Christch. Where did you see Lewis Capaldi? Yep, last night.

second to the front row in concert again Oh so another one at the concert So more at the concert With everyone else you kind of saw him Yeah Did he make you specifically feel special In any way, Gemma

I mean he made me and my friend cry So I guess so Were you so close that you could see sweat On his forehead? Oh 100% Yeah That's close Well you kind of met him as well then

I'd say what do you reckon Jim a nice guy? Oh yeah 100% Lovely guy And guys, you won't believe our final story where Rosie saw Lewis Capaldi. Oh, here we go. Come on. Bring us home, Rosie. Bring us home, Rosie. I don't believe it. Where'd you see him, Rosie? You will not believe it, but I saw him in concert last night.

I also went to the concert, okay. Oh my God. So all the stories are just people who were paid to go to his concert. Yep. Okay, great. Fantastic. Rosie, where were you sitting? So I was Dan NGA. I was probably like five, six rows from the front. I was pretty close. Okay. So not as close as Jebitt, but still up there. Yeah, six rows. Yeah, yeah. What was the atmosphere at the concert like?

Because a lot of his, his music is very emotional, very quite moving, a little bit slow. What was the atmosphere like in the mosh? Honestly, it was, okay, so the atmosphere was incredible, but there were like a couple of girls around us that were just a little bit, like, aggressive. Like one girl slapped me multiple times on the back of the head Oh, why? That's not good. She said that I nearly hit her with my head, which I simply didn't.

So it was very random, but the concert itself was incredible. It's not what I expect from a Lewis Capaldi gig. No. Do girls smack other girls in the head? Oh, Rosie's gone, great vibe, a little bit of a salt. But other than that, amazing. Yeah, yeah. It's like, oh, I don't know.

All right, this is the time with Degreesie. of separation where we get to pick our favourite stories. So are we going with Friend Met Lewis one night in town? Went to his concert, went to his concert. Or are we going with sore sweat on his forehead

at the concert? Or are we going with Got Abused by someone out at the concert? I feel like we should give it to Rosie just because of the assault part of it. Hold on a second. Cat has just called Thoreau. Hi Kat. Cat? Miao? Yeah. Can you hear me?

Yeah. Lewis Capelty, Propel. to your friend? Yeah. So my friends were at his concert in Chicago, and afterwards they were just in the pub, and he came into the pub, and my friend was proposing to his now wife,

and Lewis Capaldi did it instead. Wow. It's an amazing sweet. Wait, so he's in the middle of proposing. He grabbed the ring off him as a gag, and fake proposed to his partner. Finish the job. Well, yeah.

Basically, I've got it on video It's like, it's a better Carosh. Cat wins. You win, Kat. Send the videos. Send a moment. You're one degrees of Lewis Capaldi

and everyone in Auckland enjoy that show tomorrow night. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Guys, I went to a party in the weekend. Wow. Party guys?

Thank you. So they call him PKK, party king. Party king. They're PK, that's my name. It was actually, it was like pre-drinks. It was pre-drinks. before we went to Rufus De Soll. That's the coolest sentence

I've ever heard someone say. Yeah, I know, pretty good. But it was with work people here. Mm-hmm. So we all had a pre-drinks at Big Time Little Lil's house. I love Big Time Little Lou. So there's a few of us edgis there. And then a lot of our sister station, Georgia Fem.

Mm-hmm. To their doof-duff stage. Yeah. Duf-Duff stage. Same company. So the music at the drinks was a lovely, beautiful day. about 2 o'clock in the afternoon, summer's out,

everyone's having a few drinks. Good, nice chats. This was the music playing in the background. Base. Getting me a bit skittish. Yeah, you're like... So, um, look how much you just shook your head and danced around the room.

I'm a bit dizzy. That wasn't what we were trying to do. I hate that, especially when it's like the sun in the afternoon, you're like, so how it's work this week, mate? Oh, yeah, good. Sorry, yeah. Too much. There was the chat.

So I went up to the culprit. I was like, who's playing the music? Found the guy, hey mate, can you like start a jam so I can join her? He said, oh, yeah, man, sweet. You just queued up whatever he was. Like, sweet as well, I cut up this music. So I got skipped to this music. So I skipped to this music.

So I skipped back. To this music. And we went back and forth. It's like music tennis. Yeah. Not in a fruity way. This is terrible. But it was to a point.

So I got up to it was like, mate, you've got to stop skipping the songs. Yeah. And he's like, who wants to listen to Katie Perry songs back to back? And you're like, this guy. All of us do. And George FM, Doof Doof Station, they sat pretty still because they used to that dov-duv.

music, you know. When Katie Perry came on, I'm not joking, they all got up and danced. They loved it. That's a vibe. And so what I'm putting out to the nation today, if you have a Spotify skipper, or a rover skipper,

R-O-V-A, it's a app we do all the streaming stuff for this station. If you've got a skipper for that, kick him out. Or her, or they. Or them, whoever. Because I put this guy on a headie. You put him in a headlock?

I put him in a heady, yeah. That's a bit overboard. No, no, no. Wait, so this music's just playing, and you've got him in a hairblock. He's like, give me, you bastard, stop it, stop it. Rob! That's what happened. It's a bit far.

I was like, you've got to cut it out, mate. It's not even funny anymore. He's like, well, it's like, we're going to a DMB thing. You've got to get into it's like, nah, I'm over it. I'm putting it out there. It's like not a DMB thing. It's a very relaxing gig, Rufus. It was full on, man.

No, I kind of get it, because if anyone follows Edge Arvo's on Instagram and has seen our latest video, Harrison takes Katie Perry very seriously. And no one gets in between him and KP. KP and KP. KP and P-K. Yeah, that's right. Party King, Katie Perry. Yeah, sure.

So please, can we just, for 20-25, guys, let's stop the skips. Okay. No more skipping. Yeah, I'm with you. Let it play. Let it play. Let it play. Let it play.

Let it play, let it play. Skip. Skip that. Your avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Guys, I'm going to put the question out there. Have you ever been banned from watching a music video? That's my question for the story, all right?

Wait, so in what context? I need more context. Yeah, so I was watching, just a lot of nostalgic throwback, I watched The Dukes of Hazards in the weekend. 2005 film, have you seen it? No, never seen that. Donnie Knoxville, Jessica Simpson, others, great movie.

And it reminded me when I saw Jessica Simpson that that was my first ever crush. Was Jessica Simpson. I was... Hot. Yeah. For the movie, I'm like... I respect it.

I respect it. Boi-yoing. you know, like my eyes Seeing her as a five-year-old young boy And her Daisy Jukes And her name was Daisy Juk You're like, oh my gosh So I love the movie

I remember this was one time Where my mum was having a coffee date In the living room She used to have coffee dates all the time With like her friends And so she brought a lady around They had a coffee date The same opposite to each other

I was at the back of the living room In the couch Watching the TV Just hanging out during the day And on the TV was C4 Classic Channel And then this music video came on My crush, Jessica Simpson.

I haven't seen this video before. If you haven't seen this video, she washes the car in a bikini. I've seen the video. Yeah. Imagine being five years old seeing that. And now I'll be wondering, why are you banned from watching that video? Hmm. I got a little excited in the basement.

You know what I'm saying? No. Oh, you don't actually have a basement at home, do you? I was a campsite and I was pitching a tent. Gotcha. So the thing is, if you're really young, you're listening to this, like pre-Tac-Tacoc, pre-Internet, that was when you were that age. For our generation, it was C4.

It was music videos exposed you to some raunchy things that you didn't know about. Music videos, I relate to that. Yeah. Yeah. So that happened, but I was aware that my mother and a guest was here. So I lay on my tummy. to put the tent down. Yeah.

And then I went just to like rearrange or whatever. Yeah. And I remember I was touching the tent. Mm-hmm. And it felt kind of funny. Oh. Oh, God. I don't want to hear this.

And I just moved the tent around. And then my mum and her friend was just looking at me laughing. I don't want to hear that. They were like, oh my God, how are you okay? I was like, yeah. I just feel funny. down there? No, I'm not, this is yuck. What?

It's not growing up. It's natural stuff. It's a natural story. Yeah. And that's why I was in bands from that video. Okay. So you're not allowed to watch it. So see if it would come on. That video, my mom would change your channel good. Nope, not I'm watching that anymore. And now that's why Harrison can't do the day

unless he puts Jessica Simpson's music as a child. I know, this is weird. Oh yeah, well, it's boyhood. Yeah. So I guess what we're asking here is, is Harrison a it's quite like you're going out on a limb here going has anyone else been banned from watching a music video because this has never happened to me I remember

I've never heard of this happening ever I do remember vividly watching the teenage dream music video by Katie Perry and there's like a scene in that where she's in her underwear and I remember my mum walking and being like what are you watching and I'm like oh just this and she's oh let's change the channel yeah I have had that I'm out of The Edge have you been banned from a video

Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison The Edge Is Harrison alone with his music video incident? Yeah, I got banned from watching Jessica Simpson. These boots are made for a walking music video because it aroused me as a five-year-old lad. And we're growing lads. Things happen.

I did in front of my mom and a friend on a coffee day and I put my hands down my pants and it was just, yeah. They go, what are you doing? I was like, I feel funny down there. It's like, yep, you've got to stop touching though. So that's why your mum banned you from ever watching Jessica Simpson. Haven't watched it since. We've just watched it off air.

Gee whiz. Harrison had to lie back down on the floor again. I had to lie back on my tummy. To hide the dead. It's scary. So Harrison wants to know where his people are at. Are you like him? And have you had to be banned from watching a music video?

Lauren in Christchurch is here. Hi, Lauren. Hi. Hi, what were you banned from? I was banned from watching hung up Madonna when it first came out I was three or four and my mum came in and found me twirking against the TV Oh, yeah, no!

Oh my God It's the inverse of it instead of a guy having a reaction It's a young girl going, this is what I should be doing And it's like, no, you're three, you shouldn't be doing that It's so good. It's so good, it's like the scene from main girls Like, yeah. Oh, Lauren, what a great story.

Thank you. It is that good little girl in front of the TV. Yeah. Sam is here in I-800, The Edge. Sam, just chuck your radio off in the background for us if you can, Sam, and tell us what you were banned from. Sam, hello.

You're up. Hey, Sam, yeah. You're up, Sam. What music video are you banned from? Oh, Britney Spears. I'm a slave from you. Oh, yeah. I'm with a big snake.

Remember? Over her shoulders. Oh, yeah, right, right, right. Why that one? Is it quite, is it quite a shakshry? Oh, it's very prerocative. Perocative. And did you get caught?

Were you caught in a similar situation to Harrison, or how did your parents know to ban you from it? Oh, no, it wasn't me parents, it was my missus. Oh, this is recent, Sam. Oh, yeah, yeah, it was like about a week ago. Sam, we're talking as kids. mate. That's so good.

I love you, Sam. Seth, recently. Why'd you break up up with the missus? Couldn't start watching I'm a slave for you by Britney Spears. Didn't that come out 16 years ago? Yeah, yeah, it's just so hot. So pure operative. Some texia to wrap up. Someone goes, I remember going to my uncles with dad for a coffee.

Music channel's on TV. Sugar babes are on. Uncle and I are both just hypnotized. He stands up and goes to have a coffee. I can't stand on. Oh, no. And Liz's final text here, banned from watching Peter Andre Mysterious Girl video, because I'd have to

sit. Because I'd sit so close to the TV. Maybe this is more of an eyesight problem. Yeah, he was just so close. He's like, I can't even I can't even. I can't. I can't even do it. I can't even. You know what, Harrison? You're not alone, brother. Thank you. You're not alone. You're not alone. Sam's

a little bit alone. Sam. Jeez, mate. Steph and Harrison The Edge Okay, adult mega store Sorry, adult toy megastore

Have, you know Those end of year lists That come out? You know, it's like 2025 and it's like Who has the biggest WOTSE or whatever? All these lists

of all these companies come out. Yeah. Adult toy megastore have figured out. Is that a shop Adult toy megastore? I'm... Look at Harrison Pretending he doesn't know

if adult toy megastores a shop or not. No, I only know wild secrets and peaches and cream. I don't know adults' toy megastore was one. I think my, My friends have shopped there. Okay.

Just my friends. Okay. Not me. Just making it clear, it is a shop, right? No, yeah, yeah. Okay, cool, cool. Second Steph, because I didn't really know what it was either, but I've heard it's cheaper than the other ones.

Right. I've heard it's got some good stuff, actually. Okay. Yeah. So they've released a list of the raunchiest places in New Zealand. And let's hear about the towns first. New Zealand's top. Ten horniest towns per capita.

Oh, God. What does that mean, though? Like, let's buy more stuff. Yep. Is this all? Is this online or in shops? This is both, I think. And especially, I think online, especially because there's small towns.

So you'd have to... But a lot of those small towns do have the odd story. I was like, what? There's a dairy, like a bar and peaches and crepe. What happened? It's a who know, on the way to Wellington's got a dairy and a sex shop. And Harrison's like, you're welcome for all the business. I pick up my smokes and I pick up...

The key with them open. The other things. Okay, so the top 10, Cairoa, which is in Toronga. number 10 on the list of the 10 horniest towns. Greymouth number nine. Richmond number eight. Masterton number seven. Fielding number six.

Waipu number four. Five, sorry. Tawamutu number four. Pai here number three. The second raunchiest town in New Zealand is Fungaparawa in Auckland. And number one is Prebleton. Who's that? Preble.

Oh, random. Now, let me go through the regions because... I reckon it only needs one person to skew that data. Like one real horned-up person to really skew it. So they've gone through the regions in every region. They're doing different online purchasing trends. So, or real-life trends. Hawks Bay.

Oh, let's go. Harrison's hometown. Effing A. You and the Dominatrix Award. You're the biggest purchases of leather products, collars, cuffs, whips and clothes. Checks out. Yeah, does it? Stay out of my dad's shed.

It's where I found out of that world. All right. Now, let's go to the Capitol, Wellington. You love a bit of bondage. You love a doll. and apparently the kinkiest of us all. Oh, it's because it's all these politicians who want to pay people

to drip candle wax on them and stuff. Maybe. I reckon it is. Northland, you need to lube it up, guys. You're not buying enough lube. The least amount of New Zealand's lube is being purchased in Northland. That's insane. That's a weird stat.

I don't know what to do with that information. Sorry, I'm sorry to treat you this. I can't believe Hawks plays the Dominatrix capital. That's actually good on you guys for do it. That shocks me. because I'd never see it. Wow. But it's a small place.

You're like, Travis? Kelly, you do it? Like, everyone will be doing it. Yeah. Look at everyone with a side eye now. Oh, God. White Couto, you guys use the most lube. You slip it and sliding on all over the place.

Weak. Blake Plenty, average. No top in the charts or anything. That's where I'm from. They're all of vanilla. Gizzy, hardcore home decor. You guys have a very big. bit of furniture to have fun

on. Like a swing. That's right. It's probably just more places for people to sleep when they come to R&B. All these houses, they're like, how do we turn this into a 10 beddy? Get a couple swings, put a mattress on them, no one will know. Taranaki, you are role-playing the most. Oh. Mulbra, you are the biggest

buyers. Can I even say this on the radio? We'll say it off here and we'll let you know. You just hear me saying large? And fleshlights, there you go. Okay, Tasman, you guys are a bit boring and you're not doing anything. West Coast, can I say this?

Mic's off. Yeah, you can say that. Are we going to just use a second part of that word? Okay, West Coast you are buying a lot of plugs. Nice. Canterbury, you guys are buying. How long is this list? Canterbury, you're just buying every category.

Wow. A bit of everything. Can I raise the haughtiest ways ever? And Otago, you are into the poles. A lot of poles are neon lights in Otago. What a random thing. I don't know what that means. Strip of poles?

Yeah. Oh, Poles. Do you buy poles? Poles. You can buy poles. Wow. Anyway, if you want to go and share with your mates this list. That's pretty good.

Icebreaker chat this weekend. Totally. That's good. You can text Town to 3343 and check out where the raunchiest towns are in New Zealand. Your Avos Head Harder. Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Rover. Music, radio, podcasts.