The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #83: Harrison got a MASSIVE telling off 😱

Episode Date: June 12, 2025

Happy Thursday here's what we got upto on today's show!  EZ Money not won :(  Are Stretch Marks genetic?  The Briscoes lady replay 5 Star Fact  Harrison got told off at a bar.. What happened next? Spelling Bee Sean had an Adult Tantrum  Uber Bingo  Calling Sean's Partners mum to see if he's an asshole Shower thoughts Steph NEW Couch  Couch Couch Stories  Top 3 Where's an ok place to wear a trackie Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

This is a podcast from Rover. Hey, welcome to the podcast. Sean, Stephen Harrison, a big podcast today. One of us, we spun a wheel. No, that's not true. We drew from a hat after someone threw an adult tantrum at an airport, and either Harrison, myself or Steph, had to do an adult tantrum in the very corporate part of this office.

Who was it? Sorry, my mic's not on. Embarrassing. Embarrassing. Embarrassing. What was embarrassing? What else happened on the show today? Steph, you got really kind of honest with us and intimate about stretch marks upon having a baby.

I thought that was really beautiful. We really, really wore. It was a bit of a stretch. Thank you. But you've stood you, but you made a mark. Do you know what I was talking about this earlier? I think Harrison needs a catchphrase. So when he sees a joke like that, just so people know that it's like, if someone's listening and they don't really know you well enough, you go, da-da-da-da.

Yeah. Bazinger or something. Yeah. I've actually like zing a couple times. That's quite good Yeah, that you could do that Maybe you can start trialling them Just sitting them through and see what happens

Sweet, see what happened Different day I'll do one every day Anyway, enjoy the podcast And if you want more of this kind of waffly Nonsense chat, then stick around for the podcast Outtry Okay, so chances are you're on your way to pick up Or waiting for the clock

To finally tick down to knock off time So while you're doing that We're going here No fence, but Oh, a fence taker There A flashback All up my shirt

And yeah, pretty much you're And don't have nits This is your All new Edge Arvos with Sean, Steph and Harrison And it starts now Yes! Hello! Welcome to the show, Sean, Stephen Harrison.

Quick roll call, Steph. Hello. Harrison. Sheldar. Sean, present. Intern, Lil. I'm here. And nurse Sam, we've got with us today.

Hello. It's for a bit coming up with Steph. We've got a nurse hanging out. Also, just in case there's a medical emergency. You, thank God. I do feel so much better. that someone who has a medical background is with us today for some reason. Harrison was a doctor.

Oh yeah, I keep forgetting that. 13 to 14. So me and Sam, we can get along quite well off the mics. Sorry, 13 and 14. Was that 2013 to 2014? Yes, when I was 13 and 14, yes. But now I've had a little compared surgeries, the lives that we've saved. Yeah, we get along very well.

Oh, my God. Speaking of lives being safe, I saw the luckiest duck today crossing the road. And this isn't some kind of opening to a joke. No, it's not. I was driving and this duck made it through four lines of traffic, very quick cars going about 60 kilometres an hour. And he made it. I was like watching him through my rear vision mirror.

That's incredible. That's so unsafe. I know. Not unsafe of you to watch it through your rear vision mirror. When you're on an open road. Keep driving. It's very concerned. And hey, if you want to be a lucky duck right now and win $10,000.

Clever. Quack. Then 0800 the Edge. Call us right now. Funnily enough, 0800 of the Edge is our telephone number. You know what? If you win $10,000, maybe you can pay the bill.

Your Ivo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Day at this time, we give you a... For cliff going, cliff diving. I saw a penguin and I really wanted to get near it. Wait. Sorry? You jumped off a cliff.

Like, you know, like cliff jumping in the Coromandel, you go up a little cliff and then jump into the water? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like with a parachute? No, just like, it's like, like, pop in a money. It was like 10 metres tall maybe. Oh, my goodness. Because you tried to catch a penguin.

Yeah. Well, yeah, I'd probably get a little closer. To get closer to the penguin. You don't think jumping off a cliff and causing a big commotion would have scared maybe the penguin away? Wait, but how did you, how did you, and how did you, and how did you run your arm and leg jumping into the water? I jumped into a bad spot where it was a bit shallow than I was meant to.

Oh, geez. Yes, thank God. Like, breaking bones is awful. But imagine something even worse happening, Jess. You're lucky? Yeah, I know. Lucky me. Holy.

I did see the penguin, though, so that was a plus. Oh, there we go. So is that you're worth it? Wow. Totally worth it. Yeah. Well, you sound like you're deserving of 10 grand. Jessica.

Thank you. Jess, your letter for easy money will be H. Okay. H for. Holy! Lee, Jess broke her arm and electricity penguin. Would be a W, I think.

Holy. Oh, really? Yeah. I would tell Holy like H-O-L-E-Y. No, it's like Spirit. Oh. Like Holy Cow? It's with an H?

No one is. I think with an H maybe. Thank you. It's with an H. Try Harrison. H for haberdasherry. What? What is that word?

Like furniture, the haberdashery. Pardon? H for hermaphroditic. Okay. So there's some words you could use today. Yes, sir. Yeah, I'm sure they'll be 10, hopefully.

Yep. 30 seconds, Jess, no repeated answers. Harrison's going to be Judge listening out for that. You can pass whenever you like and hopefully we'll have time to get back to that category

and your time will begin when I finish saying the first one. Are you ready? Okay. Yes. Jessica from Christchurch with the letter H please name for us.

Something you wear on your head. Pat. A body part. A city. Hamilton. A movie series. How? Harry Potter.

A team sport. A brand of chocolate. Herty. Something sticky. An insect. A word ending in L. Hal. An adjective.

So sorry, Jess. Going to the judge here, Harrison. Jess, you got five halfway, and you passed four. You passed quite a few. Yeah. I was just hoping to circle back in time. I know, no. I saw what you're doing there.

But you passed a body part. You could say hand, heel, teen sport, handball, hockey, something sticky, honey, hot glue, hair gel. And an insect could have said horse fly, honeybee. Right. I like your passing strategy. I could see you as a bit of a strategy. We've got all the way through until the 10th category. So, I mean, you had the pace had you not passed, I think.

You were going well. Yeah, I think so. It's all right. Hey, Jess. Proud of you. Great work. And you saw the penguin. I mean, at the end of the day, you saw the penguin.

You know? Yeah, I did see the penguin. That's what matters. Great job. Break a leg, Jess. Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. You're afraid.

You're freak. So I have a 13-month-old. that's a year and one month you guys Oh yeah One year old Yeah one in a month Harrison and I don't have kids Can we get to the bottom of this

What when do you start going from days to months And when do you start just going years I don't know Is everyone's different I don't know I don't know if there's a rule But I guess yeah Maybe I should stop now

What just fell on the floor Nothing because I was just trying to sort out What I am Oh I'm a 300 month old Oh that's that way you're up to I'm 300 months So should I stop Or should I keep telling people that

It's actually amazing. 300 months old. Yeah. That's pretty cool. Why don't we do this instead of celebrating a year? That sounds so much more impressive. Because it's annoying to add up. No, but then you can celebrate every month instead of waiting a whole year to celebrate yourself.

Yeah, good point. That's actually so cool. We should start that. It makes you feel like your life's way longer. Yeah, it would. Anyway, so 13 months at home. And I hopped out of the shower today after I dropped him off at Kendi, came back, showered. They must think I stink when I drop them off.

That just occurred to me then because I don't. You need a shower. Yeah, no. But I was kind of just like looking at my postnatal body, and it's a lot, my body's very much different than what it used to be pre-baby. I've got this, like, big stretchy kind of overhang kind of situation on my tummy at the moment, you know, now. And I don't know if that'll ever go away.

And I'm fine with that. But what really kind of got to me after I gave birth was just that all of the stretch marks that appeared. And I was quite lucky. that during my pregnancy, and I don't even, actually, I don't want to say I'm lucky that they didn't appear until afterwards, because like, who cares? They're just there. And it's, and, and it shouldn't be a thing that, that's like a big deal. Well, your stomach literally turned into a Swiss ball because it's a child growing up. Yeah, it's like a balloon. And it

kind of like expands and then it all travels up. And when, once I had my baby, that's when they all appeared everywhere, thighs, hips. But the, the stomach was the one that really, really got to me. And if you can imagine, just like the brightest red color, you can think. of in a stripe formation everywhere under my belly button, basically. It was full on. And it really kind of affected me afterwards. And I was just like, oh my God, do I have to live like this forever? I did all the creams and the potions and the lotions during pregnancy.

Why has it happened? And I panicked about it. And when I stepped out of the shower today, 13 months later, I realized they've really, really gone down. Like, they're still there, but they're definitely not as read as they used to be. And I had nothing to worry about. and they're actually really cool because that it represents Rocco's first home in a way. And it's like, you know what I mean?

It's like instead of maybe looking at them like I was looking at them with this like panic and like anger, I'm looking at them now and they're slowly fading away and I'm slowly like, oh, like they're leaving. A bit of me is like a little bit bummed out that I'm like, oh. The house is coming down. Yeah, the house is kind of getting each normal. But we do have a nurse who is kind of with the show for the next. couple of days. I guess our extra producer Sam's here with a bit of nursing experience. And Sam was telling me that it's nothing to do with what you're covering your skin in during pregnancy. It's like

a genetic thing, right? Correct. It's genetic. So your parents will pass down genes, obviously, and that will determine how much collagen and elastin your skin makes. And that determines whether you'll get stretch marks or not, or how severe they'll be. So it's like nothing to do it. You can do all the things, but you'll either get them or you won't get them, basically. Correct. So mosterizers, they'll help hydrate and plump the skin and reflect the light, so it'll make them appear like they're maybe not as bad as they are. And you can get vitamin A creams, retinoids. They will help fade the marks by boosting the collagen, but the fading will happen over time anyway.

So you're just speeding it up. Which I didn't realize. So, like, if you're looking down every morning after a shower and you're like, ugh, because you've just had a baby and you're like, oh, my God, I'm so stripy. they'll fade, they'll go, and I didn't realize this at the time. So maybe just a PSA to everybody, just to not panic, and actually you're freaking beautiful, and you made a human, and that was their first home. And that's just proof that you're a superwoman, you know?

Amazing, Steph. Amazing advice. Nice having a nurse on the team, isn't it? Thanks, Sam. It's great in case anyone needs resuscitating later on this afternoon as well. And great points for a lot of people listening this afternoon. Staph really appreciate you being so open and honest about it. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

If you don't usually listen to Usher at this time, I do a segment at around 3.30 every day. It's called the five-star fact, where I want a journey to get a fact that's worth five stars in a quite harsh judging criteria. About 90 facts in at the moment. Hasn't been too successful. Yesterday, I mixed it up.

Sean, when you say hasn't been too successful. Drop the two. Hasn't been successful. At all, I'd say. He's never been able to retrieve a... Strong segment, just the results. Yeah. Well, no, because I've had...

I would say, I have had a few fours, and a few four and a halfs. So I'd say a little bit of success if it was just ones and twos. Yesterday though. Oh my God. What a day for the five-star fact segment, honestly. Wow.

So I'd found this great homeware's fact. And part of the criteria is performance. So I had up close personal friend of mine, Tammy the Briscoes lady, and bought her in to reveal the five-star fact. Bring in Tammy from Briscoes. Oh, my gosh. The Brisco's lady just wasn't all good.

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It can be done. It has been done. Shoes from Christchurch. She has broken an arm and a leg at the same time. Please welcome to the show, Jessica. Hey, Jess. Hi. Jess, how did you break your arm in league at the same time?

What'd you do? Well, I was jumping off. The briskos lady. Can I just say the audacity to bring my ex in without running across me actually made me feel sick to the core. But it's all good, play the bits with her. Do you and Tammy have romantic history? Oh, yeah.

Uny days. Really? Because yesterday there was just no chemistry between you at all. Are you joking? Not really. Who did she talk to quite a lot after it off the mics and was looking at my hair and saying, You sound so much like hitting my chest going,

oh my God, Harrison, blah, blah, blah. It would be this Harrison, but me was me. Actually, yeah, no, no, they'll think you mean to know. We were quite flirting. We've got cameras in here. We could play the footage. I'm thinking it's just being friendly. Nah, well, it was first year uni, we were all together.

Okay. She wasn't at uni. She actually used to work at Briscoe's. Yeah, she's worked at Briscoe. Here's an ad of Tammy, the Briscoe's lady from 2003. Three years after you were born. Get what you really want at Briscoe's massive Mother's Day weekend sale. That's a bit of approach, actually, Harrison.

voice. That voice. Okay. We thought, as Steph mentioned, it's not often you get to, except me who's close personal friends with Tammy,

obviously. X lover. Tamitha, but Steph never gets to see her. Harrison obviously dated her for a while. I'm close personal friends. Steph took this opportunity. Would

would the Briscoe's lady tell you that the sales are going down, down, no? Or something? I'm trying to think of like dirty talk. Oh, the dude's all we used to do. She had a trick called the Tim Tam slam.

Because her name Tammy the briskos lady? Yeah, she go to absolute town. Okay. Well, yes, Sean, I had this epiphany when she was in studio with us. I was like, oh my God, briskos can have a bar better. Pugh! It's like the famous jingle, isn't it, with the briscoes ads?

It's been the same forever, and it's iconic. And we've got the briskos lady in studio. Why do we ask very kindly if the briskos lady could please sing us the briskos jingle, but sing it about our radio show? I'm Tammy. the Briscoe's lady, Sean, Steph and Harrison, you'll never laugh better. Yeah!

Okay, that's when we realised that Tammy obviously isn't the person who sings the jingle. No, because it wasn't very good. We did realise it. But it was her. It was the Briscoe's lady singing us a little jingle. So into Lil'il, if you could just pass that on to the productiony people that make the ads and stuff here at the edge,

and we can just whip that up and get that into the rotate. That'd be fantastic. Get rid of everything else. Just Tammy from Briscoes from now on. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. I'm on a journey, New Zealand, to provide you with a fact that is so good that it's worthy of five stars. I'm Tammy, the Briscoes lady, and this is Sean's five-star fact. Beautiful legend.

If you missed it earlier, we got Tammy from Briscoe's to record a lot of drops for our show. She was an icon yesterday when she nailed the segment actually. she provided the nation with the five-star fact. It was phenomenal stuff to witness. And hopefully to listen to... Which makes me wonder why I'm back here today because I've got it. I've nailed it. The briskos lady got it.

No, but it was my fact. I got her in as part of the performance. Harrison, how is this not making sense to him? I don't know. Who's got it? I've got the five-star fact. A listener's going to five-star fact and Tammy. So we're the three.

Yeah, the briskos lady, yeah. So that's it. And Sean hasn't quite a cheats. You've never done the five stars. You've done a lot of facts, but none that have got five stars. Rubber. So here we are. Back to the drawing board.

A brand new fact for everybody and the things that we're looking out for as your judge is Sean. Actually, you tell me. You tell me what you think we're looking for because we've told you enough time. Surely it's sunken in by now. Yeah.

And then you've added no war chat, no numbers, mana, integrity, rhythm, footwork. I don't know. Passion, relatable, connectivity. Sure. Rhythm, do you say rhythm? Keukaha. Judge chemistry, massive part.

So huge. Well, then stay strong. So yes, you did and stay strong because no mountdowns. No mountdowns. No AI. No AI. I hate AI. No back chat.

No back chat. Today's fact is about sleep. So if you're a little tired right now, if you didn't sleep too well last night, you might remember a lot of the dreams you had. Because today's five-star factors, you'll remember more dreams when you sleep badly. It's not true. Well, it is true. I don't think it's true.

I think you remember, if you sleep soundly, you remember your dreams more. Scientifically, you remember more dreams if you sleep badly. False. Stop rebuttal. It's proven. I don't know if it is. Can we do another category? No interactive games.

This feels like true or false. Not true or false. We're right, so. I'll do a quick Google. Oh, sorry, we've got to nurse Sam. Oh, yes, Nurse Sam. Oh, yes. No, I haven't actually heard that, in fact, fact.

but I have heard that it's when you're waking up, you dream. Oh, yeah, I do always remember my dreams as I wake up. Yeah, that's true. You only dream when you're waking up. You don't dream in a deep sleep. Yes. I've chat GPTed, everybody. Listen up.

You tend to dream more vividly and remember dreams better when you're sleeping better. So it's a false fact. It's a false fact. Well, I've on a different website that says if you sleep worse, you remember your dreams because you wake up more. So like you've said, Lily, it's the in and out of dreams. You remember the dreams

because you're in and out, in and out, in and out. If you have a deep sleep, you're not going to remember them. It's actually about REM. It's about REM. Good sleep, more REM, more dreaming. There you go.

I've found conflicting articles online. My chat, GPT, will beat your Google search up. Okay? I don't know. Okay, well, it's clearly not enough of a fact, so I apologize for that. It's all right.

I thought it was a fact. It seems like it's contentious. I don't think you're going to get disqualified today because it's still up in the air if it's true or not. It's false, but, you know. Yeah. I mean, it's not true, but, you know, we're not sure that it's not true, yeah.

I'm going to give it two and a half because I feel bad. I like the soundscape. This is a beautiful little relaxing music in the background. Yep. I actually three because the briskos lady introed it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was cool. Yeah, three and a half from me, Sean.

Okay, I want to intern Lil Will? still a little bit confused. I feel like I need one more resource to back it up and I can do it but I'll give you a three. It's made in the middle. Pretty good. Oh no way, I'm just googling it again. No, Sean's right. Oh well. Oh well, marks are in.

Are you serious? What are they going to do? Whoops. It would have been five stars. That was real and it is. Rubble. Your Ivo's head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Guys, what do you guys get up to at a night time? You know what, man? That's a personal question

at some of your business. It's a little inappropriate. Really inappropriate. You can't ask that stuff, is it? Yeah, I mean, I'll tell you. Oh, yeah. There's a bit of sitting. Oh, whatever. So dinner.

I just got bored and ready. That's insane. You sit at night? I sit. There's a bit of TV, a bit of eating dinner, a bit of sitting on your couch, that kind of thing, you know? Yeah. I'm a love machine. Do your hand.

So I went out for dinner last night because I was just tired, didn't want to cook. And so I met my lovely... Far rich. Wouldn't you just get like takeaways if you can't be bothered cooking? Like it feels like so much more effort. And if you're exhausted, like going out just seems like so weird. Don't you think? Yeah, I just wonder when I'm able to get the story out.

It's just hard to. Sorry, I've just got so many questions. You've got a lot of opinions. What are you wearing? What are you wearing? What I ordered work yesterday. You didn't go home and get changed first? No, I went straight home.

What'd you order? I can't tell you that yet. I'll tell you the story. Then you'll find out what I ordered. Okay. Yeah? All right. Cool.

I guess. Okay. So I went to my local pub. It's a cheap place if you're wondering. There's a deal on Wednesdays. That's why I went there, okay? What's the deal? Roast.

What's the deal? That's not a deal. $20 roast. That's pretty good. And a drink. No drink. That'd be insane in this economy. Yeah, that would be good, wasn't it?

Yeah. Get people through the doors. Yeah. What place did you go out? I'm going to say. I can't say where the places. Oh, okay. Anyway, I meet my.

partner at this place. Where's your night? $20 a roast we're going to get together. See you at a table. At the distance. Oh great. She's already gone in. She's waiting for me. I've got a bit of gum in my mouth. A little bit of chewing gum. And as I walk past the bar,

just take it out of my mouth. Just chuck underneath the bar. Wait. We're sorry, chuck it on the floor or stick it under it like a school coat? No, no. Take it in my mouth and like stick it under the bar as I walk. Ooh.

Also, your throat just at a weird noise And second of all, find a suviet. Well, no, I hadn't sat down you for the... No, I just wanted to do it on the way. I don't want to be chewing gum When I'd see my girlfriend. Why, you mean you don't want to be chewing gum When you see your girlfriend?

A rule of thumb is to just put gum under bar, tables and bars. No, that's the whole thing. That's disgusting, Harrison. Someone's going to have to pick up that mess. Yeah, well, that was the thing. I put it under. I went it behind the bar. Hey, mate!

Yeah, mate, I turn around. What'd you put under there? What was up? Oh, nothing is it? Just put gum under there. Oh my God. I was like, I, yeah, I did. And he's like, yeah, we've just scraped all the gum off recently, like a week ago.

So you just put some more. Go take it off. Pardon? Take it off. What happened next? Did I take the gum out of the bar and listen to this guy? Or did I follow my heart and my morals and just keep it under there where gum should be? Oh, I am hooked.

What? All right, let's throw this out to you. I'm 800 at the edge. What do you think happen next? A standoff. Me, the bar owner. Did I take the gum off like he asked me to? Or does it go, bro, gum belongs there. I'm going to give you a third option.

I reckon what happened next was your girlfriend, Sarah, saw this commotion, walked over to you, slapped you, and said, you know what, pull your head in, take the gum off the person's business and property. We're going home. You don't deserve a $20 roast. Yep, that's a good point. Oh, 800 at the edge. What happened next?

if you can guess correctly, we'll give you our edge must have, which is a $50 Peter Pituit voucher. Eat your wallet happy with Peter Fitz $10 flavour savers for a limited time. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. What happened next? You can win a $50 Peter Pit Voucher, big on taste, easy on the wallet and made fresh in a flash. Get your hands on the Peter Pit 10 dollar flavour saver today.

Harrison, quick update of the story you just told. Yeah, so we went out for dinner last night to my local bar with my girlfriend last night. and as I saw her sitting over there in the distance I walked over to her I had a piece of gum in my mouth I took it out and put it under the bar as I walked over

because that's why I thought like gum belongs in places and underneath pub tables and stuff you guys seem to not think so which is crazy and then the owners who'd yoed out I turned around he came out from behind the bar

was standing off against each other he's like get that gun back off please don't put it under the bar what did I happen next did I take it just for him Or did I stick to my moral, stick to my gut and go, bro, that's where gun belongs. It's all good.

What do you reckon happen? I mean, you would have heard our opinions on this before. We won't go into what we think, but we think this is atrocious. You guys are you never done this? You've never done this. No, are you rage-baiting? That's littering. No.

Have you actually never done this? I believe you both have. I'd be super embarrassed to be saying this on the radio. It's pretty crazy. It feels entitled. Yeah, thanks for reading that text out, Steph. Well, I mean, like, it is crazy to put gum under someone's probably. It just is. Like, you should have found it. And also, I think the excuse, I think, I'm, also, we can't get over it. It's because you didn't want to chew gum in front of your girlfriend. It's like, that's bizarre.

We're going to have to dinner. I want to sit down and have gum or look cool. You can take off the gum. I found gum under these tables here in the studio before. Yeah, no, that is so. That's not me. So, you know. That is true. Oh, Amy texted in, did he swallow? Oh, no, but you've already put it under the table. Nah, never swallowed gum. Chuck under any surface you can find. Okay, Jackie's here on 0800 the year.

What happened next, Jackie? I really hope he did the right thing, and he took it back out from under the bar. I hope so too. Yep, I hear you, Jackie. Do you want to have some more guesses before you tell us? Yeah, I'll have a guesses. Thank you, Jackie.

Jesse's here. Gisi, what happened next? To be honest, I think he secretly tried to take it off, but actually just left it there. Oh, he is an actor. Maybe he acted. That's good. That would have been a good idea.

The old bait and switched. Oh, got it! Yeah. That would have been good. Someone else said, Seriotics and say, did he tap dance for them and they booed him? Feels unnecessary. Caitlin Sexton and said,

I think he took it off under the bar and put it back in his mouth. Yeah. Okay, what happened, Harrison? Who's correct? That's what I did. Let's get it off. I'm like, yeah.

Okay. Go to get it. My gun wasn't red. Said that yours? No. because I'm honest. I decided to be like, no, go to get another one. Wasn't green either.

That yours? Nah, wasn't mine actually. Get the fresh soggy one. That's mine. So actually in the end, guys, I turned out to be a better person and collected three bits of gum from strangers. So I actually helped him out a little bit.

He didn't thank me. I sat down, also bought my $20 roast deal. Okay. So it wasn't awesome. But you took off a few other people's gum. Yeah, it was very kind and he wasn't very happy about it. I was like, mate, I didn't done this. That wouldn't have worked out.

Jackie, do you reckon that was kind or do you reckon, what do you think? Yeah, but it makes the bar owner a liar, doesn't it? Because he said that he'd just cleaned it all off. Touche. Toochay. Double down the bar owner. That's what I was thinking. If we just cleaned it off, there's a lot more people who think this is okay than just

just popping gum on everything. Yeah, for me to go, no, that wasn't my man. I'll try and get mine. Jackie, I think her future in law is in your future. We'll give you our must-half prize of $50 Peter Pitap voucher. Oh, stop having my back, Jackie. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

If you've not listened to our show much, Harrison has only been doing this show about five months. I'm quite new to The Edge, Steph and I have been working together a long time. And one thing that's developed very early between you two is quite a big sibling energy. It's a lot of rivalry. Nah? A lot of competitiveness. Nah. Shut up.

And this read its head when I was doing my top three segment the other day, and it was about spelling bees, and, ah, this naturally happened. Family, F-A-M-I-L-Y, family. Family. Genetic. G-E-N-E-T-I-C. Genetic. Free, F-R-E-E, Oasis, O...

And I'm going to save you the rest of that. So good. We've decided to make a real segment out of it to finally figure out who is the best speller on the show between Steph Ann Harrison with the Adjavo's spelling bee. Bring it on. On, O-N. So you will have to... So, repeat the word and then spell it.

You can ask me to use it in a sentence. Your first word, Harrison, is... Accurred. Me? No, your name's Harrison, doesn't it? Easy. Occurred. O-C-U-R-E-D.

Sorry, my mic cut out so I had to pause for a bit. Correct. Except for your mic cutting out, that didn't have it. Yeah, that was annoying how I did that. made it sound like I didn't know how to spell it. Silly. Steph, your first word is necessary.

Shame, shame, shame. Easy, yeah, it's so easy, so easy. Yeah, I know, I know it's easy. N, E, C, C, A. A. What is it? Necessi. There's she and there's only one C.

Oh, so embarrassing. All right, Harrison, your next word is beer. beer. Can I please turn it in a sentence? Beer. Beer. B-A-R-E. Wrong. It's a bartender who's just needed to change the keg. B-E-A-R is hard. That's hard. Steph, your word is flour.

Flower. Could you please use it in a sentence? We're opening the bakery in half an hour. We need some more flour. Oh. F-L-O-U-R, flour. Incorrect. It's a floral display at the front of the bakery. F-L-O-W-E-R is what we're after. Sorry, Steph.

Obviously. embarrassing for both of you. Harrison, yours is Knight. Companies have it in a sentence. I'm going to fight that night. Okay. Night, N-I-G-H-T. Incorrect.

Really? Yeah, it's a night fighting another night. It's so obvious. I didn't do the thing yet. It's so clear. I wouldn't never do that. It's about spelling. Okay, true.

Steph, your word is hole. Can you please use it in a sentence? We need a whole one. Hole. W-H-O-L-E. Wrong. It's a bagel place and they forgot to put the hole in it

and they keep serving bagels without the hole. And they say, we need a whole one. Yeah, we need a one with a hole in it. Oh, it's like a whole one. Like, we need two put a hole in. Exactly. You guys are both terrible at this. All right. You go back to the drawing board.

Learn how to spell the by here. Your Ravos headhast. with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. We go to Italy now for an outrageous story coming out of the Venetian airport. We. No, C. Yes.

Now Harrison's just affirming what you were saying. They actually think it's an island. Far, sorry. Venice actually is an island. Yes, I know. Yeah. But you said C. No, so C is the word for yes in Italian?

Ah, we. Okay, and now what you're doing is you're doing? We, which is French. Different language. It's a different language. Okay. Anyway, so this lady was trying to get on her flight, and she was a bit upset, to say the least,

when airport staff told the tourist that the weight of her hand luggage was too heavy. So overseas is these quite budget airlines that are very, very, very strict on the weight of your hand luggage, because if you would pay for luggage that gets put under the plane, like checked in stuff, it's really expensive.

So because Europe's so easy to travel amongst, people just get like the ticket that you get a hand luggage and doodading and it's so much easier. You doda ding. Sorry. You know what I mean? Is that Italian still? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's an Italian saying. Anyway, so that's why they're so strict. And if you're like a gram over, they make you, they charge you like so many euros to get on the plane.

So this lady's bag was too heavy. She had an absolute meltdown. we're about to play audio of this woman being told she can't enter the flight because her bag's too heavy she's lying on the floor of the airport gate kicking and screaming like a little toddler who's just been told she can't have dessert

until her dinner's finished. Legit. That's insane. Hopefully she's all right that way. Well, she had a meltdown. She was told she's not allowed to board the flight at all because of her behaviour and then she ended up calming down and buying tickets for another flight.

And we're sure this is like a Karen kind of lady and not someone else? I did do some investigating, yeah. Because I was worried that maybe, you know, there was something, maybe else happening. But no, she... Just a brat. Just a real Karen. God. How dare you not let me board this flight?

Yeah. A full adult tantrum. Well, that's what you did on our way to Christchurch for her going to do you day, eh? Did not? Because you couldn't get to the Kuru Club when I was in there and you had to tantrum. And you're like, do you know her? I don't know her. Then I was your face on a jersey

I was like, I don't know, freak. Thanks for sneaking me in, though. It's so embarrassing, isn't it? When an adult has a tantrum, it's like, come on. Now, we are about to put that to the test in this bag in front of me. Whose bag is this, by the way? Oh, we got sent some New Zealand Music Month shirts in that.

Are our names, scrunched up little post-it notes. Some say Sean, some say Harrison. Some say Steph. And whoever's name is about to get pulled out of this bag will have to go out into the office, packed full of people here, and have an adult tantrum. Oh, actually gross. What's the level of it?

Like, throw yourself on the ground and, like, yell. This lady was on the ground, kicking and screaming, like full toddler. So I feel like that's the threshold we're aiming for. This makes me cringe and get icked out so much. So I'm going to draw a name now and then we'll play a few songs and we'll come back and that person will be out in a crowded very corporate office building having a meltdown.

Okay? I'm in really bad books at the moment with a few people in the office from repeatedly doing these stunts in the middle of their workplace. Oh God, I'm so nervous. I'm so nervous. I don't want to do this. He's got the clambers hand on the show, me.

I've got a name. The person on the show about to do an adult tantrum is... Oh my God! Why is it always me? Yes! Why are you producers celebrating? Yes!

Why is it? Every single time, show me the other names. Did you rig it? It's just me? No, literally. Literally, I'll show you. I'll prove it. I'll prove it.

I'll prove it. Harrison, you'll do it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Damn it. Yes. Oh!

Okay, play the songs. How long before I just get fired from this building for doing these things? Oh, what should he have a paddy about? Well, okay, we'll brainstorm. We'll brainstorm. I got some ideas. You're avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. And we were just talking about a lady over in Italy, having a bit of a tantrum, about to board a flight. She was told her luggage was too heavy. She wasn't allowed to board the flight. And then she was on the floor rolling around, kicking and screaming like this. She did not take it very well. So embarrassing.

So, we have just had our names in a bag. and Sean's name was pulled out to go and have an adult tantrum in this very corporate, very packed building today here at the HGQ. I know, thank God, Harrison. Thank God we're not there. Thank God. Sean, where are you? Don't make me do it.

I mean, you don't have to do it, but you kind of have to. You kind of need a break to fill in the show and have already seen an app. It would be great if you do this. So can you please see the scene? I'm upstairs, the worst bottle. I'm upstairs with the suits and the. the sales reps and the like our literal bosses of our bosses bosses you know when you walk upstairs and like the dress code shifts I feel very underdress and I've decided what I'm going to do

for my tantrum is I'm going to walk alongside of all their desks I'm going to trip up on one of their chairs and then I'm just going to lose it oh oh how long are you going to how long is you the time limit like what is it how long do I have to do it for if you can get to a 30 second adult tantrum huge massive achievement from you yeah 30 seconds 30 seconds go through the wave go through the motions, you know? Yeah, yeah. Let it all out, Sean. Now, Sean hasn't cried in about 10 years.

I don't know any of these people. Just let it all out. Are you ready? No. We're filming this, by the way, ejavos. It'll be up there shortly so we can, like, cringe all together.

You got this, Sean. Okay. Okay, I'm going. Okay. Oh. Who left that chair there? Bloody chair. You're putting your chairs all over the place?

Just because you make more money than us announce this doesn't mean you can leave your chairs all over the show Shit man how much do you make man? I bet it's nice They used to give JJ a Kordoo Lounge membership back in the day It's rubbish now. I'm living off promo supplies Bullshit Oh my god, why did I make it in radio in the good old days? This is Oh, I hate this stupid building stupid place. I won't then finish the bloody thing the roof's open What are you looking at?

Am I done? Is that enough? There go more crying. Crying. Keep going. Crying, crying. Cries. Let's talk more noise. Oh!

Be angry. Are you kicking in screaming on the floor? Be angry. I don't hear it. Kicking and screaming, squirrel. I don't hear kicking and screaming short. Every single person upstairs is looking. No.

Go! No, I'm coming back down. I'm done. I'm done. This is rubbish. Stupid radio bat. We actually do need him back. I really do wish we're in the radio good old day.

The pick-in-macks. We'd made an intern do this shit. Coming up next, now he's actually filming. Where Sean is actually about to jump on the DJ Dex call, we make him do a lot of work on the show, eh? Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. Hey, I thought this would be a great time to play a game of Uber lost property bingo. Because a new article has come out today in Al-Tiroa.

Uber have released the weirdest things that have been found in Uber's in New Zealand from the past 12 months. I've got a list of them here. What I've asked you two to do without knowing what's on the list is write down a few things that you think might have been found. How many things do you want written down? I think three each. I've got five.

But I didn't write down weird things. I just wrote down what I think is the most common things. But it's okay. These are weird things though. Oh, okay. I don't think, like, because this is the weird list. So like keys are not on the list. Neither's like a headphones.

Can I quickly read mine out? No, because it might be on the list. They're not weird. Okay. Three things. Okay, try any three things. Okay, okay, I'll move off pressure. And we'll see if they're on the list of weird things that have been left in obas.

Okay. Okay. Harrison, what's one of your things? I'm going to read them out, you're going to see if it's on there. Yeah. I wrote beer cans. Oh. Beer cans are not on the list.

I don't know if you're meant to drink in an oboe beer. Okay. Toilage phase. Careful. Exactly. Okay, well, that's one of the things on your list, there? A blow-up friend. Um, inflatable, human, not on the list of things that have been left in and over.

It's a right vein to be in. Oh, whoa. Okay. I wrote, Connie's? No. Not being left in an ob, or not at least on this list. People have asked to get them back. Okay.

Okay, I've got a rubber toy. Okay. You guys are very much in a different line to what's happening. Some of these things are just quirky things that you might not bring in an over. They're quite large, a lot of them. Okay. I wrote used conno. needs. Okay, no.

We're done with the bit. I wrote something weird. I mean, that's not too sure. A calendar? No. Because how old people carry around. Some old people carry around calendars. Legit, legit calendars. Okay, I wrote tissues. Oh. Tissure. That's not weird.

What do you think is happening in the back of these? I don't know. Can I read the ones that are not weird that I wrote? Sure. Jewelry, handbag, hat, sunglasses, wallet. So I assume all those things have been left, but they don't make the list of weirdest things. This isn't sexual, but like, or an air friar. No, not on the list. Manikin.

Manikin. This is the list of things that have been left in Uber's in New Zealand. Dentures. Densches. Oh, yes, I got one. A chili bin? Yeah. Chili bin.

What was in it? I don't know. A hip brace. Yes, another one. You didn't have that read out. No, I did. I got hip brace and I got dentches. Golf clubs?

Yeah. Someone left their entire set of golf clubs. Golf clubs. I don't like this joke. A Christmas ham. Oh, we all got that. We all got Christmas ham. A Captain American.

A Lego set? Yes. Oh, I got Harry Potter Lego set on my own. I got a very good Lego set. Harrison's mum's attractive. I was really hoping you'd say that over top of me. Fishing rods. No, we're done with the bit, I think.

Your Arvos, Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Now, as you two know, I'm off to Bali next Friday for a bit of a family holiday. Oh, we know. Yeah. We know, we know. And you know what? It was about this time yesterday we were talking about your big trip overseas.

when you, Sean, revealed that you've got an upgrade. An New Zealand upgrade, because you've got one of those fancy credit card to get one of those every year. And remember when you were saying this? This upgrade has expired every year I've had it. I've never had a chance to use it. So this year, it's not just me and my partner.

It's her family as well. So I actually said to her, I was like, Jeannie, was my girlfriend, do you mind if I put in for my free upgrade and I might leave you? I've only got one of them and go and sit up in. premium economy. She said, that's fine.

User upgrade. Go up there. So I put in for my free recognition upgrade and it's possible that on our flight to Bali, I will not be sitting with the family. I'll be up the front. Yeah. I remember clearly. I don't stand by it. Yeah, can I be honest, I was quite okay with it. I thought because Sean kind of left out that it was actually premium economy,

which I've discovered that it's just a hot town and a different food option for dinner. It's not. So it's literally nothing. so I'm all for it. But it's still an upgrade and you're still being like a little bit selfish and not sharing it around.

It's a little bit selfish but I kind of get where he's coming from. Giving it to your girlfriend Jeannie or giving it which is a fantastic suggestion that came through on our text machine to 33443 yesterday to Jeannie's mum.

Why don't I give it to Jeannie's mom? Your mother-in-law really, isn't she? Not engaged yet. Not a year. Not together for ages. And guess who joins us on the phone right now? Jeannie's mum, Annie.

Now, Annie... Oh, God, really? Hi, Annie, how are you? Hi. You didn't hear any of that, did you? Yes, she did. Now, give it to him, Annie. Give it to him.

I sure did. Sean, I can't believe you'd even contemplate doing this. So, Jeannie was okay with that. She was really okay with it. Yeah, she seemed okay with it when I talked to her because the thing is she'll have you. Seemed okay. Annie, whereabouts are you sitting?

Do you know who you're sitting with? I was hoping to sit with him. entire family, which Sean is. Yeah, okay. You could be sitting by yourself with a couple of strangers in premium economy if Sean was going to offer you, yeah? Which would be lovely to do for the mother-in-law? Wouldn't it be lovely?

Any banana, have you ever flown premium economy before? Yes, it's lovely. It's very different, yes. See Harrison. I can see the attraction for Sean, a lot of leg room, which he needs, obviously. And Tucker, you like a hot towel? Oh, yes, definitely. Champagne on arrival

Why are you doing this? Wouldn't it be lovely Annie? Wouldn't it be lovely if Sean gave it to you? No, I'd still like to sit back with my family. You're advocating for me to just not do it and we all sit together which I think was the consensus on the text line as well. Don't leave your partner if you're on a trip with them. No, no, no.

Oh, this is the stitcher. They were family and use it for a trip when you're going on your own. The thing, I don't go on a trip on my own within New Zealand and they always let it expire. I just want to use my upgrade. Wow, what a woman. She's like, no, I don't want it. I just want everyone to be together.

I mean, that's amazing, Annie. Didn't you, I wouldn't work? Didn't you go on like a world trip last year at age or something? Alone? Yes. Yeah, so I think it might pop up later, actually. I did travel with very cheap air lines. God, you flying and your partner, they don't mix well, do they?

No. Yeah, you ditched her for a trip and now you're not letting his sit in premium. You're such a highhold. In front of the mother-in-or-or-or-re-old. Oh, man. This is such a stitch-up. Hey, Sean's girlfriend, Jeannie's mom, Annie joining us on the phone right now. How much should Jeannie just dump him?

Oh, no. I wouldn't go to that extreme. Bit of fish in the sea. Cast your line out, Jeannie. See what else you can catch. What are you doing? Stop trying to get Jeannie to break up with me. Get rid of you.

Oh, we love Sean. We do. We love Sean. Oh, you'll love me from a distance on our flight on Friday. Oh, about 10 rows in front, yeah. You two have made this family holiday of mine Very, very uncomfortable And I respect to the hustle from both of you

Your Arvos head harder With Sean, Steph and Harrison The Edge In time for shower thoughts It's where we all get in the shower together And share those thoughts That only kind of come to you When you're in the shower

Pass that Lou for Harrison Yeah, I just get it, pick it out of mine Back here Ooh There it is Why am I in a shower with you too? Hey, can I just say consensually, you decided to come in here. You do decide.

Don't try and plant things into everybody's here. Oh, Steph, you like it way too hot. I do love it hot. Oh, Steph, not that hard on my nipple. Gee. Sorry. You liked it last time. Hey, guys.

Do you think crabs think that all fish can fly? Oh. Oi. Do you think it's funny that whenever you eat potato, your stomach think, thinks it's all mashed potato your stomach can't tell the difference. Yeah. Do you guys,

isn't it crazy that you know, the thing that you sing into? Micphone. Why is it called Mike and not Mick? Huh. You wonder if I put some jazz music on? I just like to listen to the KG when we're in the shower. Yeah.

Oh, sorry. Just drop the soap there. She could just... I'll grab it, mate. Don't worry. No, no, please. Let me. Okay. Do you stand? Right there.

Big shower. Do you guys think it's weird that... Sorry, Steph. No, go on. Go ahead. Math questions are the only place where someone buys like 60 cantalopes or like 80 watermelons. I've never seen someone buy 80 watermelons in real life, but in a math question,

it's always like, a man bought 50 mandarin. Why? Is what I want. I don't care about dividing them. I want to know what he's going to use these mandarin's for. Imagine how terrifying it would be. Sorry, just seeing you guys naked in the shower It just reminded me

How scary it would be If slugs were the size of horses And really, really fast It'd be the scariest animal on the planet You know, I think about that a lot I'm like, what if that animal was way... Like, I think we think ladybugs are real cute But if that thing was like a metre big

Would that be so ugly? If Harrison means son of Harry Why is my name, my dad's name Tom? Do you think it's weird But in order to fall asleep, you need to like pretend to be asleep. Yeah. Like you just quit role play real quick? That is weird.

Until you convince your body that you are asleep. One last one. Oh, jeez. Who did that? It wasn't me. Whole thumb up there. Sorry, mate, I slipped. Hey, speaking off, do you...

Show us your nails. Can you guys just, um, bend over? Look that way. Look away from me and bend over for a sec? Yeah. Yeah. Isn't it weird that I can see your buttholes right now? and it's just something that you never, ever see.

But you deal with every day? Like, you want to be able to tell your own one from someone else's? I can see yours right now. But, you know what I mean? I feel like ours look quite, um... Quite similar. No, very similar. I'm calling it.

I'm just to turn the shower off. That's too much for me. Sorry? That was too much. That was too much. Steve. Both you bend over and show us your anusers. Probably a bit far, yeah.

Too much. I reckon. All right. Your Ravos head harder. With Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Okay, guys, it's a big day in this deaf household tomorrow because after weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks of sharing an armchair in our lounge,

me and my partner, Jake, at night, we like take turns and sitting in a chair. Because if you're a new listener, we, I sold our couch randomly the other week just because I hated it and it just had to go. And so in the meantime, we've just been cheering one seat until tomorrow. When did you sell the couch? I don't even remember. he's telling the couch. Yeah, yeah, a couple of weeks back, and it's gone, and so we've just been sharing one.

But he was really upset, right? Because he sold it without kind of telling him or without having a replacement couch plan. Correct. But he works from home. Yeah, but he's in an office. No, no, no, no. But tomorrow, big day in my house because I'm new couch rides, which we're very excited about, doing lots of vacuuming and dusting and getting it all ready to this morning,

which was very exciting. It's pretty nice. You got the one with, like, the cup holders in there. No, the ugly. You got LED strips at the bottom so make it look like it's floating. I don't lie. They're like, they're in the big box. You have a cooler bin like in the middle,

chili bin in the middle. That would be cool. That would be cool. But no, we don't know. But much. No, we saw a lot of those uggo couches while we were shopping. They're legit, the most ugliest couches out there that are like so expensive.

Like man cave ones? Yeah, just like, yeah, with the drink holders and the, ooh, yuck. But no, this one's pretty simple. It's a, it doesn't matter. Because what... What endangered species is it made from again? Kiwi.

Where'd you get it from? Um, The shop that Michael Jackson used to shop at, you know, that place that was made of gold there. Yeah, the couch is made of gold. I'm just going to beat you guys to the jokes before you guys go out. I never get that one. Michael Jackson. I would love to open up the lines on 0800 the edge because I've been thinking a lot about couches and sofas lately to do this.

Sofa, sofa, sofa. Stories. Step right up, step right up. 0800 the edge is our telephone number. But what did you find down the side of your couch? That leads to a great couch-related story. Were you getting jiggy with it on a couch and someone walked in on you while you were doing something naughty on a couch?

That would be a great couch story. Were you trying to transport a couch on the top of the van? And the ropes kind of like went, oh, I didn't tie that on properly and it fell off the back of the van. That would be a great sofa story. Well, you like me, an eyeball that the couch would probably fit up the stairs of your 10-floor apartment building and then you got it there on the day after it took two months to get made

and then it didn't get up the stairs and then you had to sell it at a 30% loss and your girlfriend got real mad about it and still brings it up all the time whenever you do anything wrong. We like me and found our childhood pet duck down the side of the couch and that's how he came into our lives.

Oh my God, that's so sweet. Yeah, it was a feather couch so a lot of his mother of feather, so he came out. Oh, yeah, featherless. But we grew up as our childhood pet from there. Well, you're like me and you're borrowing a rocking chair because we can accept rocking chair chat

in the sofa chat. And you were rocking your baby to sleep And then unfortunately It just so happened to be your time of the month That just started and you were in your undies And then it kind of just got everywhere And you could be here to clean it up And you really hope your sister-in-law doesn't hear this

Because I'm sorry, Candace Oh 800 The Edge, we're doing Sofa, sofa, sofa, sofa! Stories Your Arvos Head Harder With Sean, Steph and Harrison The Edge A Steph is getting a brand new,

for tomorrow. She's been sofaless for a couple weeks now. So we're doing 0800 the edge. Sofa, sofa, sofa. Stories. What is you finding a sofa? What happened with a sofa? I'll start off with this text that came through anonymously, of course, stated a flashy Airbnb

in Queenstown, knocked over a Pinot Noir on their expensive linen sofa. Oh, damn. Let's text it. Let's find out how much they spent. Oh, that's from the red one, eh? Yes. Red wine, white. couch. Tough. That's tough, I. Yeah, not idea. Do you have to pay for that at a B&B? Or do you have to pay a cleaning fee? If it's like a $2,000 couch, you've ruined it. I think there'd be some kind

of insurance that the Airbnb owner should have to cover, like, accidental stuff like that, I'm pretty sure. I don't think that would be on your cost. Nah. Because that is not a text that happened to me over the weekend. Oh, no, Sean, you're fine. Running from the law. You're fine. I think you can get it out these days. Oh, it's amazing what ABCN can do. All right. Any other text here? 3343? Yeah, bought a couch from Marketplace, found a pack of sour squirms in the fold and still buffed them. Sour, ooh!

Oh no, no. Harrison, if you found a sealed pack of lollies in a second-hand couch, would you eat them? I was sealed pack. I'm assuming they're sealed. Yeah, sealed for sure. Oh, I'm sealed for sure. Another text here, McDonald's French fries down the couch, which I thought was only a car thing. See, that's bizarre how far those get, eh? I never eat Macas on the car.

I find a French fry every single time. Oh, really? There's a French fry. They just make their way there. Whoa. All right. Let's go to 0800 the edge right now. Who have we got?

Riley. Oh, hi, Riley. What's your couch yarn? Hi. Riley. We're talking about... Oh, sorry? Sofa, sofa, sofa.

Stories. What's your couch-related yarn there, Riley? I was at my boyfriend's house, and we lost the TV remote so we were looking around for it. I lifted one of the couch cushions and found my engagement ring. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

what do you mean you found your engagement ring? Had you lost it, you'd already been proposed to and you couldn't find it, or he was hiding it under there away from you? He had been hiding it, so he'd been hiding it there. He thought he was going to propose to me a couple of times, but I think he freaked out. So he'd put it under the...

to wait for like, you know, the right time and then, yeah, I found it. But he did, he proposed and, yeah, it all worked out. But I kind of ruined the surprise. Wow. So you didn't just put it back and act like it was, didn't happen? You just said to him, oh, is this an engagement ring? He was standing right there. It was really awkward.

Actually, Riley, love this though, because then he get, because normally, you know, traditionally it's the guy proposing and he like panics and gets nervous and all the rest of it. this case he got a bit of a surprise as well because he wasn't expecting to be the one proposing in that instance right then and there. Very true. So winning. That's amazing. Exactly. Those good stories come out of at least.

All right, thanks so much for that, Riley. Your Arvos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, if you missed it on Tuesday, we were in Christchurch. Harrison was getting a thousand hugs for hug. Our Ginga Day, successfully he did it. And I read this this morning. I thought I'd bring it up.

the world record for the most hugs in a minute. What do you guys reckon it is? 100. In a minute? In a minute. One hug a second, 60. Oh, less than that, maybe 50? Split the difference.

88. 88 hugs in a minute. Although watching you hug a thousand people, that would feel incredibly rushed. So I've decided to do a top three today on the top three things that you definitely don't want to rush. It's that time. of the day.

The time to get your news. Brought to you by Rush, the Troy Savan song about sniffing poppers. And presented by Rush Hour 3, the movie with Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan. Great film. It's the Edge Top 3. What is that

thing? Sexual disease called Rush, eh? I don't know. Sexual disease is called Rush. Yeah, I think there's another word for comedy, maybe. I think you're talking about thrush, which is a yeast infection. That's it. That wasn't even a joke.

Which, did you know, males can get? Oh, yeah, I've had thrush. Oh, there you go. Yeah, a lot of people don't realize that boys can get thrush. Especially if you're uncircumcised. Oh, well. Is it cool to have it? Not cool?

No, no. Itchy, I'd say. Yeah. I never had it. Neither. What kind of illness or, like, rash is cool? Chicken pox. It's pretty cool.

On that, I had, um, uh, poor, oh, God. Um, uh, hampered a mouth disease one time. And catching as an adult was really gnarly. I had to wear fun gloves. That was kind of cool. I actually remember that, I think. Anyway, this is your top three things that you don't want to rush. One.

Sending an aggressive text about someone to someone else. You're done it. You're like so angry and you're like texting someone. Oh, this person is being so annoying. Oh my God, I've done that. It's so scary. And then you realize you've texted it to the person you were texting about. I said it to my dad.

I like, he was really annoying me. And so I messaged someone else about it and I messaged it to him. And he was gutted. He was so sad. Wow. So, so embarrassed. I've never done that actually. You've never got memorand.

This person's pissing me off and then it sent it to that person. It's good. It's nice to say, don't say it. Yeah, I mean, that's good advice, isn't it? Positive disease guy over here. Yeah. Sorry about it. Things you don't want to rush.

Two. Speed deleting old photos from your phone. If you have a speed delete, I mean, luckily they go into like a recently deleted folder and you can save them, but you accidentally delete a photo of Nana's funeral. You'll keep like 12 blurry lasagna photos. It's really not a game you want to be rushing. You want to be taking your time if you're deleting photos from your phone. But they're all in the cloud.

Yeah, yes, that's up. All right. And the third thing you don't want to rush. Three. Making sweet, sweet love. Oh. Yeah. I mean, sometimes you've got things to do.

Yeah. Well, sometimes you can't help it. Oh, that's a different problem. Yeah, sometimes it is a rush. Unintentionally. Unintentionally. You want to take your time, but it's over and... Yeah.

How long? How long? Seconds? Wow. Yeah. We're getting back to the cool medical conditions thing. Now I get where it's going from. I don't know.

That's for a friend said that. It's The Edge Top Three. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. All right, guys, I recently came in possession of my first ever full matching track suit. Ooh, what brand? Just grey Nike.

Classic. Classic tings! Nice one, brother, I love the Ardina's truck suit. There's something about when you put on a matching track suit, that just makes you want to talk in an East London accent and do gun signs with your fingers. Broba! I wouldn't be caught.

Goin and a while with my machin. Dunditastat tings, man. Yeah, borderline, guys, I think we're... Yeah, a little bit. What do you mean? British. British. British people. I tell you see if yours is not saying British.

Yeah, I kind of stumbled. Yeah. I think they master the yuck son, you know what to mean? Yeah, I don't know. Bordland, Borat. It's like Borat if he was a pirate. I don't know. It was Jamaica, so yeah.

Oh. Okay. So my question is, I have recently bought his track suit, right? I'm rolling everywhere. I'm a matching truck. and my girlfriend Jeannie, who's quite fashion conscious, she's running a bit of a TikTok fashion girly thing at the moment, usually lets me wear whatever I want, which I love. Like I'm very, I like to wear whatever clothes I want.

She wears the pads. Where did she not let you wear a tracts? The other day I was wearing my tracksuit out of the house. She's like, I just don't know about the full tractsuit. It's like movies, yes, supermarket, yes, not to lunch. Oh my God. And so I said sexist. Women can wear active wear to lunch.

You know? Why can't I wear my matching trackies, bro? That's crazy, she's told you, just turn around and get changed. So I think the question is, from friend to friend, I still wore the trackies because I'm my own person. I think it would have been a great case today if you brought them in. We're the outfit. We're the effort tomorrow, then we can see what we think. Should I? Even, God forbid, don't wear it to lunch. Although you didn't have to march yourself back home and get changed.

Well, it's a nicer place. My thing is, I want to ask you guys what are the places you can wear a full tractor and what places can't? Or is there no rules? I do kind of agree with her. If you got to a nicer place, you probably shouldn't wear a trach so. It gives airport a little bit. Yeah.

Yeah. That's true. Anywhere else? Yeah, but also just wear you. I just think where what you want, but also, I don't know, Sean, if you can pull it off. It's my other thought.

It's like, well, confident. Confident. I really want you to wear it. You should really wear it in tomorrow so we can see. I can't picture you in the tracksuit right now. What color is it gray? It's gray and gray. With Nike.

No. Oh, I don't. I can say a photo. I don't want to wear it. I don't know. It's a professional. Wait, it's a radio station. Yeah, I used to just have your ward.

I've seen you in Speedos multiple times here. I'm literally in slippers right now. Tushay. Okay, maybe. Maybe. Oh, chicken, chicken, chicken. Where are it? What are you doing tomorrow?

It's a Friday. Double D, D, triple D. You have to do it. Are you chicken shit or anything? Yeah, I'll do it tomorrow. I'll do it tomorrow. Sweet, easy. Just get a bully of a burn and you'll start wearing it tomorrow.

Peer pressure. No, fashion, peer pressure. With Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, I hope you enjoyed the podcast. What was your favourite part? You can let us know. Email Edge at theedge.com.

You can like comment, though, I like. Yes, I was just about to, have we, do we have any review comments? I don't know. Can you actually do that. On what app? Spotify. I'm sure right over you probably do that. Have a look.

How do you see? Do I go about? Do you know what? Click on the information for the episode. While you find that, Steph, I was just walking out to get a coffee, and there's like a sales thing happening outside here in the office. We share this building with a lot of other people, and there's always important suits out there. And one of the ladies was, like, holding her coffee cup out, and she was making gestures with her hand while talking to someone. And she scratched me as I walked past, like accidentally, but it was quite sore.

I honestly checked as if it drew blood. She didn't even apologise or acknowledge that she did it. Oh, my God. I just kept looking at her because I was like, you're going to say something, and she just kept talking and gesturing. The only thing I can think about is maybe her nails. or so long that you can't feel what your nail touches anymore. That's what I thought, but I was like, she would have felt it. I can't see where...

It's actually like a beer. I can't see where people would write. She's so caught up in the business. She couldn't even take time. Something else we did off the show today, we tried the snacks because they're back in the cheese and cracker, Kiwi, iconic lunch item. What did you guys think of them?

I loved it. I thought they said that, because now Woolworth's started stocking them and they say that it's... Shipp, shi pitt. I don't know. An undisclosed supermarket. The green one It's not my favourite

I go to New World every day I literally never shop at the green one I only ever shop at New World True Right thing to say Yeah Also they're called Uncle Toby's now There's like the porridge

What really Look at the box Is that the Australian Because it's the Australian version What was it here Wasn't Uncle Toby's It looks very different I don't know

It was the snack Would you like a taste here Sean Because Harrison and I've had a little cracker And a little bit of cheese There's one left There's one left Have her?

Can I over? Yeah I love the snacks Oh yeah there's one cracker left. Yeah. Okay, so what I thought is, oh, you've got a whole a snack left, but what you've done here is this is the last

cracker and the last bit of dugout cheese. It's hardened up quite a lot. From one you had about three hours ago. They only came with three crackers, seems weird. Because I remember back in the day, it was like five. Fuck, that was always three. No. Let's Google it.

No. I reckon it was always three. It was five. Five. It might have been four. Five's too much. Three's not enough. Money's on three.

Because it was more cheese in our. ones than that. Oh you're so right about them not being Uncle Toby's. They used to be non-descript in the packaging. I've just found one. How many, how many crackers? All right, let me find it. How do we, how do we, how do we click on an episode? Click on

an episode? Yes. I see, no, I see, look at the description of an episode, like, click onto it. I don't know. They have the bottom of that. Don't play it, just click on, like, the box of it. Oh, you can't just leave a thing over the whole pockets. You have to click a thing on the... Yeah, you can, you can comment on specific

episode. Oh, I don't think anyone does. I think you're right, Harrison, it was always only three, but they were bigger. shrinkflation. Yeah, true. They were bigger crackers. Yeah, bigger crackers. How many? Great.

What? See, I might leave a comment. Look. Like there. Yeah. No, there's no, no comments, eh? Hey, guys, leave a comment. If you're still listening. Do you know anyone's still listening now? No.

Hey, here's a test. If you are still listening, can you please leave a comment on today's episode and let us know you're still listening all the way to this very, very, very end. Do you know what I think is a lost marketing move from Uncle Toby's introducing the snacks back into the New Zealand market is to rebrand it and call it to snack?

Why? Because instead of Le, which is French, Teas snack is Maori. Oh yeah, te snack. Tis snack? Instead of Lis snack. Yeah, and that's a pretty smart idea. You know, I can still replace one word

and it's in our Māori and not... You know my Kiwi Childhood cards that I made? I made one of them that said, The Snack Bracket Translated, which I thought was quite funny. Oh, yeah. That is a good one. You should write that down for your next comedy book. I've already done it.

Although, can I tell you, actually, as I did an hour in the New Zealand Comedy Festival, and now I'm working on my next hour, and what I think I might make my hour is about... I might call it like Kiwi Childhoods Live, and my whole hour is me opening a pack of Kiwi Childhoods and every card I pull I have about 10 minutes of stand up for that card

and stories from my life for the specific card so it's got a narrative for the show as friends what do you think about that concept for a comedy show? You can not like it. I haven't got very far with that. No, I just thought there was something there. I just thought I'll have to get back into doing

the Kiwi Childhood to make them popular online again because I haven't really done it for about six months. Yeah, I think far out. Do you, do whatever. Do whatever you feels good. maybe make it a portion of the show that's a beautiful advice it's unhelpful but it's just unbursedructive criticism

hate it hate it couldn't hate it more I guess that's the thing if you didn't like the Kiwi Charter cards you didn't get them I'm joking I really like the cards I'm not sure do whatever you want to do man it's a good idea but I think you need to mix it up to being like yeah a portion of the show

a portion of the show or like do that but it needs to be a mix of like I don't know 12 cards or some I don't know needs to be more stakes to it so it's not just like a bit forced to be like, oh, this is the next part of the show, there's the next part of the show, you know? Yeah, I just had this idea from another comic that I talked to, and he was like, he had, like, canvases behind him,

and they were, and you didn't realize... Bless you, Steph. Thank you. And you didn't realize what it was until he did his first part of the show, and then he knocked one of them off, and you realized that that was what that chunk of the show had been about, and then he went through these things. I like the idea of a show having, like, a narrative. But you're right, you don't want to be too forced.

Anyway, no one cares about this. Just thought I drew this on the mic. Hey, we care. I think, and you guys care, which I appreciate. Maybe if you're listening, you don't care. Leave a comment. Leave a comment down below. Leave a comment.

Leave a comment if you still here. You can do that. How do you even do it? I'm going to leave a comment. Do it on Spotify. I don't know if you can do it on rather yet, but I'm sure you'll be able to. Anyone else? Go anything for the podcast outro?

Anything they need help with? Trying to think. Trying to think. I really help with. Learning some more lines for tomorrow. Yeah, give us one. It's one you just been learning. Perform it for us.

I actually can't even think. I'm not in the mood to learn lines today. It's real. What's your mood? It's my mood. Very stressed out. Why? Life.

Sad today. Like very watery eyes keep coming on. You're sad today? Why? What's happening in that little brain of yours? That's just overwhelmed. I'm overwhelmed, sad. Oh. Nothing dark or something.

Just too much happening. A lot of happening. Too much happening. Grateful for everything. Been having some good chats with good people and they've just been like, you've got a lot going on, maybe just pull it back a bit. Oh, yeah? I honestly have been me to have that chat with it.

It's still on the podcast because I like care for you a lot as a friend, and I see signs of you suddenly. to burn out because you do so much. And I know that I talked to your dad. It was one of the first things I said. I was like, I talked to your dad, not recently. When I first met him, I was like, your son is so talented at so many different things. And he even said to me, he's good at everything.

But he needs to like focus in on one or two things because he wants to do everything. My thing that I said, I'm telling my girlfriend last night is that it's either, you know, you do lots and you do one, you do such a heats of opportunities and they attract more opportunities or you don't do anything, you don't get lots of opportunities. So right now I'm going to do it. heaps to try and get a lot so they can go into the middle. Yeah.

You know? Yeah. So I can not do a lot and do a lot. You want to last two get to the middle though. You don't want to completely burn out and crash and burn and then it's like all too much and then you just like, you know. Yeah, I was having a good chat to Chris Parker about it. Similar things.

Yes. Similar vibes. Yeah. Did he go through that? Yeah. Oh, you guys worked? Sean? You don't work with them?

We're both work with them at different times. Yeah. Oh, there you go. But yeah, he's a busy man. But yeah, I'm slowly burning out. I'm excited for a holiday. Yeah. I've just, oh my God, we don't need to get into all this.

But I've just found out recently that all my annual leave and stuff is actually been substituted for, because I'm working, taking off that leave to work. Yeah. So I've actually kind of ran out of holiday days. Yeah. I haven't got any. Yeah.

So I'm trying to do a work trip. Oh, cool. Yeah, as a holiday thing. Oh, so you like, you go away, but it's like a bit of work so you can just say. It's like, oh, you can have some days off because you'll be on holiday. Oh, you're nice. Grateful, guys, it's a good year. It's a good year.

No, I appreciate it. Just fucking tired. You are doing so well, but yeah, I just want you to make sure that, like, as a mate that you don't, that you, like, can enjoy everything and not burn it out. Yeah, it's a tough one. Radio takes up a lot of your day. It does. I enjoy it, but fuck, it's a lot of the day. Yeah, people who think you just kind of show up and do a radio show is not the case.

It is a job. Damn, and does it prep before it and thinking about shit. You're like, fucking hell. It's a job. Yeah. Cool, though. Hey, it's nice to get a bit real sometimes. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed the podcast.

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