The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #84: My Dog ran away and never came back 🐶

Episode Date: June 13, 2025

Cheers to Friday!! What a week we have had here's what we got upto today:  10k Is still on the line  A cat in Christchurch won an Award? 5 star fact  Peoples Court - Mayo all over the dinner Harrison Performed for the all blacks  Spelling Bee - Harrison vs Steph  Dog Sitting disaster stories  Ruined Engagement stories  New Music Friday! Speech Speech Speech  Top 3  Blemishes and All  Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

This is a podcast from Rover. Hey, welcome to the podcast. Some big moments in the show today. We talk ruined engagement stories. We run a people's court for Harrison who squirts mayo all over his girlfriend Sarah's beautiful meals that she makes them. A huge pussy controversy as well. Besides the mayo, that's for a cat-related story.

That's a different story, different story. Make that clear. Cat-related, yeah. And if you want more, if you want to hang around, if you just listen to this podcast, you've missed these kind of weird bits at the start. We do a long podcast intro. Put that at the end of the podcast.

So if you get to the end of the pod and you're like, I still want more of this. But like a way more tired version, then listen to the end of the podcast. Like and subscribe. Fridays on the Edge are about getting everyone together. So grab your mum. Grab your office crush. Grab your cousin. The old attracto to the casso.

Oy, it's legal here. Don't judge them. And get them listening to the ultimate Friday vibe set. The Ejabo's with Sean, Steph and Harrison. Happy Friday, New Zealand, welcome to the show. Your chance to win $10,000 coming up next with easy money. We'll play in a couple songs time. You can get your calls through now.

I'll 800 at the edge. Happy Friday, Steph. Also just thoughts and prayers to a cat called Loki, which we're going to talk about on the show very soon, from Christchurch. There are some disgruntled people in Christchurch who want to take Loki's Community Award away from him. Yeah, why does it name

sounds so familiar? Loki, the cat. It's a Marvel character, I think. I mean, that, but the cat seems, is that really the news recently? Well, he's a famous cat in Wigram, and he's a little black cat that hangs out of the new world there, and the community loves him, but half the community wants to take away a certificate. Oh. This is really controversial, actually.

We need to get into it. Also, Harrison has been sleeping on the couch because of what he's been doing to his girlfriend, Sarah's dinners, so yeah, we're talking to that, a bit of a touchy subject, but She ain't happy. Get it straight into it. But first, of course, easy money. 0,800, The Edge. We'll give you a letter between E&Z. 30 seconds, 10 questions.

$10,000 up for grabs. This is... Your Avos, head harder, with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, right now, though, your chance to win $10,000 worth... Sorry, worth... Win $10,000 right now with the Edge. 10K.

E... If you've never played, the easiest way to win 10K, we'll give you a little. letter between E and Z. We'll ask you 10 questions. Answer each one with a word of that letter within 30 seconds. $10,000 is yours. She's from

Christchurch. She got married in Vegas. Fun. Oh my God, was it with Elvis at that place in 2020 2012? Ang? No, we did it at a resort but I did see people coming out of the Elvis Chapel.

Beautiful. Did you go see the big fountain display afterwards? water spurts? Yeah, we did. We've seen that. Yeah, it was amazing. Did you, did you go to a Gordon Ramsey restaurant or like in and out afterwards? No, we didn't actually. What did you have for dinner?

We went, we had dinner at the resort. I actually can't even remember what I had actually. I had to look back on my photos. I'm just quite a fan of watching YouTube videos about people in Vegas and stuff. Really? Trilogy, hangover trilogy. I can do my favorite trilogy of all time. So I just feel like I know a lot about Las Vegas. Did you, did you, did you have

one of those drinks that the gals get in Vegas, it's really, really long with a huge stem, it's like a metre tall and you walk around all the bars and that's like your cup for the night. We did, and it was a slushy and they were young. Did you have a little slap on the old trady piano, Ange? What does that mean?

Ang, what does that mean? Ange knows, you know. The trady piano is, Anne. Oh, you know what a tradie piano is, Ang. What is that? You mean, a pokey machine. The pokey machine. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we did. Oh, good on you, good on you. All right, let's play easy, Marnie, um, Steph's got a letter for you between E and Z.

What are we going with today, Steph? We are going for the letter N. In? In. In for... No way. You got married in Vegas? In for...

Okay, Ian. Night out. It's my engaged, my wedding. Woo. In for... Nelly. Shop, Sean. Nice, Sean. All right.

Oh, she's dropped off. Oh, quick, Lil. Should we get it back on? We go. I'll give her a call back. Oh no. Oh, no. She's messed up. It's her opportunity gone. Oh, man. Who else have we got? No. It's another fun fact. Absolutely have to get her back on. Oh, we got the drum and the music in the background. Where's Edge? What's happening? What's happened, Ange? Hold on.

Juice is going crazy. Ang! Hi, you've reached Anne from... No! Let's try again. She might be trying to call back. Ange, hang up if you're listening. We'll call you. I'm making a call. No, you're absolutely not. Let's play with someone else. Absolutely. You are not in any kind of position.

make that call. Sorry. Hi, you've put with Anne. No! Okay, one more time, one more time. Chris? No, no, Sean. One more time with Ange. Ange, stop calling us, we'll call you.

Do you reckon she's run out of battery? You're hot on one more time. Ange. Holy hecker. This is her one chance to win $10,000. Her battery's died. Oh, Anne. Her battery's died as what's happened. Andge.

I'll get back to you as in the back. Congratulations, Chrissy. You're playing easy money. Oh my gosh, that's amazing. Sorry, Anne. but this is my Friday feels. Chrissy, don't feel bad about it, Chrissy. You're on here for you and square.

Chrissy, your letter is in. You've got 30 seconds. You can pass, but you'll have to come back to it. The time will start when Steph says the first answer. Do you know the rules? I know the rules. Let's go. Chrisy, with the letter N, please name for us. Something you can eat.

It's nasty. Something you read. A novel. An ice cream flavour. Neapolitan. A fruit. Oh no. A nectarine.

A language. Um, pass. Something people are afraid of. Nighttime. A coffee brand. Pass. A popular magazine. Next.

A movie. Chrissy, time. Well. Chrissy, you got five out of ten there. And you're on a bit of a roll. I was getting nervous at you. You were about to kick Angie off and absolutely clean the floor. But you pass a language.

You could have said Norwegian. Nepali's and coffee brand espresso or Nescafe. Oh, yes. Wow. Of course, Nespresso. Yeah, but honestly, good job. You did really well. You made Ange proud, I'm sure.

For the very short turnover and the very short recruitment. So, well done. And he'll be yelling at her car radio right now. How many was that? Five. All right. Great job, Chrissy. Hey, out.

Your avos head harder. With Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. I love seeing a cat where cats aren't normally seen. Like, say you're at a cat. Faye and there's like a cat that kind of lives nearby or lives with the owner or something and there's a cat there it's always

exciting or when you see people walking cats it's always quite crack up. Is it? Oh it's crack up, yeah. Now there is a cat by the name of Loki that lives in Christchurch Wigrim specifically and the community loves Loki very much. A little black cat a little white little bit under his chin. Tabby?

Black cat I just said it was a black cat with a little white under his chin. Did you hear that? Like literally two seconds. Black Tabby? I don't think that's a thing I think Tammy's like, it doesn't matter He hangs out at our favourite supermarket New World, show sponsor, show sponsor And the community

loves Loki the cat so much, so friendly, so many pets that the community decided to reward Loki the community cat in Wigram Christchurch With an award for contributions to the community Brilliant Why, sorry, can I just say,

What did Loki do? Well, Loki's just a cute little pussy cat that just hangs out and makes people happy. Doing wonders in the community. Don't be one of these carons, because let me continue the story. There are a bunch of people in Wigram that was so upset that Loki the Cat

was being nominated for a community award, that they're like, a nah, we're going to hold, literally, a local body political meeting. It happened last night in Christchurch. A cat fight, so to speak. about whether or not this cat should be awarded this community award or not. A lot of people were saying that if Loki's given this award,

it takes away from human contribution to the community. Where are the humans that are being rewarded? Yeah, I feel like we shouldn't have given an award for the most public pussy. It's not that. It's not the award specifically. I know what you're saying. What I'm saying, that is the most public pussy. Yeah.

But that's not what he's won it for. I don't think we should award that stuff. bringing vibes to the community and guys. The most boomer thing ever to have a meeting about it. I reckon, okay and there's an update, so the meeting was last night on whether or not this poor little

pussycat could be what? Poor PAW. Ah yes, intentional. Could be given this award or not? I've got huge news. The award has been officially revoked. Oh my God. What? That is insane.

People have nothing in their lives going on. If you're going to complain about a cat winning a community award, honestly, pull your head in, grow up, that's crazy. I am, on behalf, because I can talk on behalf of the pussy cats, on behalf of pussy cats everywhere,

don't let this dim your light. You're a star in whatever community you live in, yam, meow, meow, and keep bringing smiles to people's faces. And you know what, Loki might not have been given an award this time, but you could next time. So just keep getting those pets, keep, keep licking your downstairs, keep it clean, and just kaka-ha cats. Thanks, Steph. It's really important for all the cats that listen to our show.

We've got a big cat, listenership. The light of the community, someone texts it in about Loki. Thank you for that. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. I'm in a journey, New Zealand, to give you a fact that is so good it is deemed a five-star fact. I'm Tammy, the briskos lady, and this is Sean's five-star fact. Actually, I wonder why I'm doing this again

because I did a homeware fact earlier this week and part of the category's performance. I got Tammy from Brisco's under deliver it. You guys gave it a five-star fact and now you're making me do it again. Just to be clear, Sean, we gave the Briscoe's lady a well-deserving five-stars, didn't we?

But that was her, not you. Fully her. Like, I got a five-star fact when you're away. You don't take credit for that. That's on me. No, but in this particular situation, I gave her the fact and organized her to come in for the fact, but you're still saying because she said it's hers. Correct. Yes.

Okay. She is a bit. person, Sean. Come on, mate. Would you like to know the judging criteria? I'd love to. Okay, we're looking for a fact that's original. We're looking for a fact that's very shareable. We're looking for a fact, like you just said, Sean, with a really great performance

when the fact is given. A few other things we're looking for, like good money, good passion, no numbers, no chat, no almost to hear that on a Friday, no AI stuff, no meltdowns once the the fact's been delivered and no back chat from you, if that's okay.

Yeah, and most importantly, Judge Chemistry, I'd say, as well. So Steph, myself, and then turn, Lil, little, have to all have good chemistry during this, because that can affect the score. Hugely. It can hugely affect the score. How's the chemistry today, do you think? Borderline. Yeah.

Why? What happened? What happened out here? What does Borderline mean? Like 50-50. Oh. Well, someone farted, and they haven't owned up to it yet. So I'm just a bit short. I'm not in the studio, so it must be Harrison. Okay. Well, Harrison, you know.

I think it's borderline since you said borderline. Okay. I was actually okay. Damn it. Okay, today's five-star factors. You can legally be fined in New Zealand for flying with a kumirah. The Ministry for Primary Industries will hit you with a fine if you take root veggies across the island lines. Apparently it's illegal. You cannot take a kumara from North Island to South Island.

What? If that's true, that's a pretty good fact. Is that most root vegetables? If you just pick kumato for the... It is all root vegetables. Kumita is the example because it is. The, what else is the potato? Beatroot.

A yam? Pass up. Yeah. Plenty. Tough one. What if you're having, what if you're back in a lunch when you're flying from Auckland to Christchurch, say, and it's a potato salad? Cooked vegetables are a non-issue. So it's just raw.

It's a raw root vegetable that you could plant in the other half of the country. Yes. I just searched up on Google, an AI overview said, no, you cannot be fine for taking Kumita, South and New Zealand. There is no specific regulations that prohibit the move. movement of Kumira within the country. Yeah, how true is this fact, Sean? It's a true fact. I thought we said no AI.

Yeah. Well, no, we're allowed to... You're not an AI. I think the judges can possibly. Yeah, absolutely. The fact checker. Yeah, no, it's the real thing. The Ministry of Primary Industries

can issue an infringement notice. Okay, Sean, I'm going to be real with you. If this is a true fact, I'm going to reward you five stars. But we have to get someone from the... What was the department? The Department of Ministry for Primary Industries. You have to declare it if you take it to the South Island.

If we can get someone on to prove that this fact is real, then you absolutely deserve five stars. Within the next minute? Oh, I just, I know. We do it next. Just next, yeah, maybe. Or Monday, maybe we'll have the weekend to do some investigating. And you'll give it a five if that's really. I don't know.

But, Steve, if someone's performing a show or whatever, and then go, I'm going to save my final song to a Monday because you're going to love it. We've got to go write it. We've got to do it next. Does it count? Come on now. We got a call. Okay. Well, okay, what do they call?

I'll Google them. The five-star fact continues. Your Arvo's Hit Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. And if you missed it. Sean's five-star fact. Every day I have a chance to bring a fact that gets rated by Harrison, Steph and intern Lil-Lill out of five stars. Today, we are on the cusp of a potential five-star fact.

Potentially, because the fact honestly blow us away if it's true. Remind us what the fact is, Sean? The fact is you can get fined in New Zealand if you've found. fly with a kumina from the North Island to the South Island without declaring it. It's ticking a lot of boxes. It's original. I've never heard it before. It's something I'd share. You know, it's a really great fact, relatable.

It's got that connection. You're locking in already if it is true. It's five stars. It's got to be. It's a pretty great fact. Bold. But what about who said it the Ministry of what? Primary Industries. Okay, we're going to call them.

Yeah, we're on a bit of a journey. I do have one of the gentlemen on the phone right now from there. He's on speakerphone, sorry, so it's not the clear of. but it was hard to get through. Matt, is it true that you'll get fined if you bring a root vegetable between New Zealand Islands without declaring it?

Look, offhand, I would, I'm the media manager, but I'm not in by security. I can certainly sort of try and find out by when do you need to know this? As soon as possible, if that's okay. Okay, and what radio station is this? The edge.

Oh, okay. Should, let me make some calls. And come back to you. My guy. Thank you. Thank you. All right. Appreciate it.

The journey continues. I guess we wait and we'll keep you updated when we've got more info. Oh, baited breath. But in the meantime, the court is in session. The plaintiff, Harrison Keefe. Guys, a little situation happened last night with me and my lovely girlfriend. I want to emphasize lovely girl. It's Sarah.

She got home big day yesterday, got home. She had made me dinner. a beautiful, how you say, bechamel pasta, peony, if you call it, beautiful veggies, chicken, gorgeous, a lot of bechamel. Sit down, oh, thank you so much, babe. Sit down, start eating it, get up, get my old best foods mayo out, all over the pasta.

And then did you do it the mayonnaise on it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it was a combo of me and the mayo. It's got a mayo-mayo all over it, And then I just hear it behind me. Turn around. Pardon me? She goes, oh, just, sorry, it's just every meal that we have,

you put mayonnaise over it. I was like, yeah, and I love mayo. I'm notorious for loving mayonnaise. I have mayonnaise every meal. She goes, yeah, it's just like every meal that I cook for you, you drown it in mayonnaise. I was like, I do it for my cooking too. I was like, has this always been an issue for you?

She goes, yeah. I was like, why have you never said it? Because I just thought you got to catch the hint. Guys, you know sauces, right? Other words, condiments. Is it okay to put on your meals? as a condiment? Or sorry, I'm a girlfriend, but

is it a crime? Okay, this is the defendant, Harrison Keith, the People's Court, we need three jurors. 0,800 the edge. Who's in the right here? Is Harrison allowed to delse his girlfriend's home cooking in mayonnaise, or is he not allowed to do it? Steph will be representing Sarah in this case

as her legal attorney. And look, I don't need to go pretty hard here at all because jury, listen to Fano, as you can put yourself right in Sarah's shoes, It takes a lot of effort to cook somebody dinner. The last thing you want that person to do is smother it in something that doesn't belong there. What do we make sauce for?

What do we make sauce for? You had your time, Harrison. Thank you. So 0800 the edge, everybody. Call now and stick up for Sarah. Stick up for the person that has slaved away and cooked you a delicious meal and you've gone ruined it

by putting on your stupid mayonnaise which doesn't even belong on a passing. because it's already all tomato-y sauce on there anyway. Order. Order in the court. You back me, I'll give you a bottle of mayo. We'll find out next. No bribery, please.

It's not bribery. It's an opinion. It's an opinion. We'll take the jury next. O-800 the Edge. What are your thoughts? all over his girlfriend's cooking, the defendant, Harrison Keefe. So guys got home last night. My girlfriend got me a lovely dinner, beautiful Bechamel, penne pasta. And I sat down, made it all over it.

And she wasn't happy and thought it was a disgrace and rude to her cooking. And she was like, you must not like so much you've drowned all the flavor out with mayonnaise. And it's like, it's not. It's sauce, it's condiments. They are made for putting on meals. That's all I'm saying. Representing the opposition. Stephanie Monks.

On behalf of Sarah, I think it's rude. I think do it to your own cooking, but never do it to Sarah's cooking. She's put a lot of effort and time into feeding you, and I think you should show her and the food some more respect. Taylor, welcome to the show. You are jury member number one. Welcome to the people's court. What are your thoughts?

Harrison, how could you? Are you a toddler? No, I'm 24. I'm 25. I try your Mrs's food first. Please. No, no, I promise, Taylor, I do try it. first and then I just go oh myo's my favorite

thing I'll put mayo on it too that's all so I do try it first I promise it just yeah you're a toddler come on we grow up pastonating to put tomato tomato sauce on everything amen Taylor insults from the jury it's actually just as bad

because it's like you try it you're like oh this is rubbish I need to jazz it up somehow I just love mayo I'm just like I love me on everything order order Helen juror number two what are your thoughts uh yeah I don't think it's good. My husband does it. He puts

tomato sauce and sweet chili sauce on everything. Legend. I bet he still appreciates your meals though, right? Oh yeah, yeah. Yep. But only if it's got all that on it. And Helen, how does that make you feel? Well, I think we'll

just try it first without all the sauce. Just see what you think of it. Yeah, it frustrates Helen. It frustrates it. It makes her sad Harrison. So thank you, Helen, for your perspective. Can I say mayo also blends in with a lot of the meals? You know, like tomato sauce with chili, they really stand out. So mayo is quite a safe one to go for.

Sure number three. Our final decided, Tracy, what are your thoughts? Yeah, absolutely, totally insulting to the chef indeed. Yeah, absolutely. And worst of all that you do try it and then pour all your mayo all over it, it is definitely like, oh yeah, no, it's not how I want it to taste, so drown it in mayo. Yeah, definitely insulting.

Thank you, Tracy. The jury have spoken. They've gone into that little room in the back. They've made their decision. The verdict is Harrison, guilty is charged. No more best food mayo on your girlfriend, Sarah's cooking. Can I just say it's all love? 100% I love her cooking and it tastes delicious.

But after hearing the jury today, I do look like a bit of a dick. So I'm sorry. I am sorry. It's good. And that's what the people's court's all about. I don't think the loser of a court case normally gets to do a speech. I think they just walk out with their head hanging in shame. So I think that's appropriate here.

Actually, usually I think it ends with law and order with this. Oh, yes. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Harrison's going to get a little vulnerable with us right now. You guys, the thing that you too, Sean and said, may know about me, but listeners don't always know about me, is that I get quite anxious going places. and performing, you know, whether that's dancing, acting on a set,

trying to do stand-up, I get so nervous I want to be sick. Like I'm really, really bad at it. And whenever I'm so nervous, I think about this one time last year and go, oh, it can never be worse than that. Nothing could ever be worse than that situation, and it can't be down and I'm okay again. So the situation was last year, me and this guy Nepeer, who we do the vibe dancers together on Instagram,

we got invited by Razor the head coach of the All Blacks to come dance for the All Blacks. Not half time, they have this training facility in Wellington. It's this little village they stay in for a month, away from their families and everything, and they just train for a month. Is it the one in Upper Heart? Yes, it is.

It is. It's just for sports. And I saw you and NEPIA on Instagram doing Come Viable Last, and he's like, we'll just bring him into the sheds. Yeah. Well, they have, like, on the final night, not the sheds, at the final night, they have a big dinner.

and 660 comes to performs every year for them at this dinner they all sit around they finish training they sit down and go raise this speech thanks so much

here six as they perform they have dinner they rock out or whatever that's so cool but this year the lads didn't know there was a secret surprise performance so they are expecting 660

plus another surprise surprise being me and Nipia dancing to me and Nipi hear about this we're like oh my gosh we got about so much effort into this so we prepare a dance like a 10 minute

mash up of all these different songs Kings, the music artist, we team up with him. Oh, cool. He mixes all our music. We, like, record lines to, like, lip sync over to us, so we act them and everything. This whole 10 to 12 minute performance. And so we go to Wellington, we're nervous as. We're at the facility. We walk in and we rehearse, like, you know, while the guys are training, and we're wearing sweats.

We've got hoodies up, track pants on. We're, like secret. The manager team, like, oh, come, they don't want to see you just in case they figure out the surprises. We're so nervous about that. Yeah. I'm like, oh my gosh. And then do that, rehearse, go back to our changing room where it was. And we're like, oh, we're so nervous.

We chuck out all black shoesies on that they've given us. Like, all right, guys, performance in 10 minutes. Like, okay, sweet, sweet. The management team comes back out and goes, sorry, guys, it's actually going to be about 20 minutes until you go and dance. We're like, oh, yeah, why? They're like, oh, so the team they're currently doing their final bit of training. It's called the Hurt Locker. And we're like, yeah, what's the Hurt Locker?

And I'm so, oh, it's pretty much this gym that they train in where they suck all the oxygen down to the room and turn all the heating up. So when they start feeling faint, working out on the exercise or whatever, a team member comes over, gives them an oxygen mask and brings them back to life. Oh my God. It's some weird thing they do at these sports camps. The All Blacks do this. Yeah. Jesus.

And we're like, oh, okay, cool, cool, cool. Yep, they're like, yep. So they're just going to finish that. And then they're going to go on and you're going to dance for them after dinner. Like sweet as. And so we're like getting nervous. It's time to go dance. We get escorted to the dining hall.

We can see through the windows, the All Blacks all getting their dinner, serving it up. They sit down, raise it as a speech. The coach and go, hey, thank you guys. It's an amazing training season. Can't wait to kick off. First game to me. tomorrow and then they're like, but before you tuck into that feed, we've got a special performance.

And then we think it's going to be 660. 660 haven't turned up. They've cancelled 660. It's Nepiore and I are dancing. And so we run out, oh, it's tough with a. These guys are starving, pretty much faint. They have no idea who we are. So Razor and the management team, big fans, they're all blacks, about five of them know who

we are. There's so many people. And we're doing a 10-minute performance. Before they like click him out, like everybody gets up. Like Celine Dion, like all these old like women performers. Like we're doing those classic kind of songs. And they just like, they hate us. We get razor up for a dance.

It's a bit of Ray as it gets up and he gets up because like no one else. He loves dancing, right? He loves dancing coach. And he awkwardly got up and then we had to go get players to get up. Everyone refused to get up. Not one person got up and danced with us. It was so embarrassing. They're just hungry.

So much so that towards the final song, I was like, okay lads, don't worry, one song left, then you can eat. I had to say that during the performance. It was that bad. It's awful. And we run off. We're outside afterwards, me and Nipia, and we're like laughing because we're like,

there can't be anything worse than that. That is the worst thing that's ever happened to us. No performance can be as bad. We can never get anxious again. So whenever I think about getting anxious, performing or socialising, I think of that moment and go, I embarrass myself so hard.

And everything else is okay. Oh, how so. That is amazing. Somba on the end. Your Arvohs head harder. With Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Harrison. It's Steph and Harrison Spelling Bee Spell off.

Live on the Edge. Who is the best speller? Both of these gentlemen and gentlewoman have a deep history of spelling. Oh, yeah. I have been spelling my whole life, basically, from about the age of five, maybe even earlier. And I'm pretty good at it. Yeah, I'm actually, what I think about I was 24 months old. and I actually won our local town spelling bee. Gold medals galore.

I was very, well, a miracle child you can almost say. Word number one is yours today, Steph. It is calendar. Calendar. Can you please use it in a sentence? Sure. Right on the calendar. Okay.

Thank you. C-A-L. A-N-D-E-R. Oh, mate. Oh, no, really? B and D. Oh no. Steve.

All right, Harrison. And your word today is restaurant. Uh, in a sentence, please. Eat at the restaurant. Perfect. Now I know what you're talking about. R-E-S-T-U-R-A-N-T. Damn it.

It. Restaurant. Yes. Steph, your word today is right. Right? Right. Right. Right.

Right. Right. Right. Kvese use it in a sentence. I need you to write this wrong. You just write. This wrong. Okay, R-I-G-H-T. Wrong.

What? I need you to write this incorrectly, you know? Oh, okay. Right, W-R-I-T-E. Sorry, you've got to listen, can listen. Harrison, your word is peace. Peace, sentence, please. World peace.

P-E-A-C-E-P-E-E-P. Wrong. Peace, world peace, like a piece of the world. P-I-E-C-E is what we're looking for. You can actually say that, though. Like a piece. We're looking for a piece of a piece of. Like a piece of pie.

You'd never go looking for a piece of the world. A piece of the world. I don't think it's a proper sentence. I'm running the game here. And, Steph, your final word for the spelling bee today is peer. Peer. Per or peer? Which like me to use it in a sentence?

Please. Bring me a pair of those pairs. Which pair? Am I spelling? I couldn't be clearer. P-E-A-R? Correct. Yes.

What? Knew it. Harrison, your final word today is male? Yep, M-A-L-E-M-A-L. Incorrect. Oh, do, it was M-A-I-L. Even I knew that. Who's got in it?

But Rick Dale me to this, Sean. Who's got in it? I have a lot of fun. Huh? Your avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Guys, back in the day in Hawks Bay, I used to be quite a prolific dog sitter. I still love dog sitting.

And the reason I'm talking about this is because yesterday my friend hit me. up and see, could you please look after my dog? And I was like, no, sorry, mate, I just can't. He's like, yeah, I'm really, I need you to help me out. I was like, I'm sorry, man, I've done it multiple times before in Hawke's Bay. Never worked. Just never worked for me. And there's this one time that was the final straw

for the dog sitting. So I've seen this girl at the time in Hawks Bay. I sat over at hers, I slept in, she'd gone to work, she calls me. Because, hey, can you take Reggie out for a walk? Because I'm not going to be home at lunchtime? I was like, yeah, but I've got a job interview at 1 o'clock. It's quite important. It's 11, 30. now I'm not going to be able to get him out, blah, blah, blah.

She goes, I'll please, I'd really appreciate if he did it. I was like, okay, so I took it, Reggie. Massive, big dog, gone retriever, scared. Very scared. Mm-hmm, anxious. Yeah, I've got a gone retriever. Very anxious. Yeah, they're quite clinging, quite anxious.

Didn't like the new guy, let's just say. Oh, oh, oh, scared. Me, very scared. Yeah. And I had to take him to the river because that's where he likes. Did he do the thing where you're like, come on? You're like, kind of dragging him with the lead, and they kind of stopped walking, and they put their neck down and they're like, no.

Oh, yeah. So I've got my business attire on. It's for an insurance company I'm going for the job application for. Yeah. Did you get it, by the way? We'll find out. And so I'll take it for a way. And he's pulling in, pull him, like, she's like,

whatever you do, don't let him off the leash. He's like, well, he's like, I can't let him off the leash. I'll let him off the leash. Why do you let him off the leash? Because we're the river. I'm like, you just run around, man. I'll call you back. Oh, God.

Is there a current in the river? No, no current. No current. Is it next to a highway? Where's this goal? I can't deal with the story if a dog dies. A dog doesn't die. Okay, thank God.

Okay, continue. Sorry. Taking him with the leash, straight to the river. Go straight to the river. I'm like, Reggie, because I'm like, you're going to get my back seat wet now. I'm like, Reggie, Redgie, swims to the other side of the river. Oh, no. I'm like, oh, Reggie, he's not coming back.

I'm in this like, dress shoes, dress pants, shirt tie. I'm like, oh, like, I've got to go. I can't. Like, he's not listening to me. So I walk in. To the river? Yeah, in my clothes. I'm like, oh, whatever.

I walk in. I'm like, oh, oh, gosh. Reggie's not coming over. I walk into like chest height. And I'm like, too deep. I'm out. See ya, I'm out. I walk out and I stand there. And I was like, I don't know what to do. Didn't call her. I had no idea what to do. Guy on a kayak comes past.

I'm like, mate, can you please get that dog? It's a girl I'm saying, it's a dog. Reggie gets in the kayak. He gets in the kayak. He gets him in the kayak. Cows him in the kayak. Cows him in the leash finally. He jumped into the car. And I'm late for the meeting. And so can wear.

I bet he's so happy as well. He's, oh, he's the smirkin. face, the smug little shit. He was bloody hell. And if we go to the interview, I got no time to drop him off at the girls' house. It was like to bring him with me. I tie him up outside. I've got a spare hoodie and some trackies in the boot of my car. I chucked those on. Go and sit down

in this very big corporate office for the interview soaking wet. What did you do? I was like, I just took this girl's dog for a walk and I'm sorry like this. He's like, yeah, it's like it's not the best first look, mate, for a, you know, first impression. I could get their intention though. I reckon that's like. Yeah, and I was trying to make jokes about it. going, oh, what can you do?

You're seeing a girl for the first one. I can do whatever you want for her, or that kind of stuff. And they didn't like it, and I didn't get the job. Oh. But that's one of many dog sitting stories. It made me think, gosh,

this seems super common. So is there anybody out there has outrageous dog sitting stories as well? 0-800-the-edge. Get in touch. I've actually got a great one about how I fell out with a flat mate after looking over his dog.

I'll tell you next. But 0-800, what's your dog sitting failure? We'll give you a $50-dollar peterpouture if you come through. Your Arvohs Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. We're wanting to know,

Oh, 800 The Edge. What's your dog sitting stories where it went wrong? Yeah, I pretty much had to look after this girl I was seeing at the time in Hawks Bay. Her dog, taking for a walk at lunchtime, took the dog to the river for a walk.

A dog got onto the river, swam to the other side. I'd to get in and try and save it. Couldn't. Went to a job interview with the dog. Wet, soaked, and didn't get the job because of it. So I've stopped dog sitting because of that. Fair.

Why did you go into the river? It was just this thing, you know, where I was walking, I was like, oh, it's so stressed, and what even I got in? And then when I was up to my chest, I'm like, this is stupid. This is so stupid why I'm in my clothes in the river, and then got out and tried to call them. I was like, I don't know what we're going to do.

And that's the thing with when you're looking out to dogs. You never want to call up the owner. Never. No matter how serious it is, you never want to go, hey, what do I do with? Because you don't want to stress them out. So I just couldn't do it. And you were trying to impress her.

Yeah. And like, honestly, there was the first and last time I ever saw her and the dog. Really? And that office where I got the interview. Oh, he lost the day. Wait, wait, wait, wait. She let a one-night stand walk her dog. Yeah.

That's the craziest part of the story. All right, let's go to the phones. Sorry, I'm just choking on a carrot a little bit. Oh, 800 of the edge. Sharon is here. Sharon, what went wrong when you were dog sitting? Oh, sorry, Sharon. Sorry, can you start again?

I had your phone line down. That's my bad. What was that, Sharon? Sure. Sorry. My sister has two. dogs. She's very particular of them. She loves them more than life itself

and we didn't use to babysit them. And then she was telling me they are going away and she's putting dogs in a kennel and I said, don't be stupid. Just bring them over to us. I mean, we have two dogs, right? So we're like, yeah, we're responsible dog. And finally she goes, yep, yep, yep. So she drops the dog off gave us a million instructions

about the care for these wonderful babies and then she left. And then the dogs went outside and then about 30 seconds later my sister got a call from a random stranger having found her dog on the street roaming because he'd somehow found a hole in the fence. And so she's driving away from our house when she gets a phone call from a random stranger because the phone number was on the dog's collar.

Yeah, yeah. We haven't been allowed to babysit my dog. That didn't take long to lose the dog, just driving away. 30 seconds. Wow, Sharon, great story. Thank you. Anonymous is here on 0-800-the-edge. We're talking dog-sitting and what went wrong.

What happened to you? So I was house-sitting for these people, and they had three Pomeranians, very small yappy dogs. And they said to me, like, I had been housed-sitting for them for a while, and they said to me this one time, we don't usually let them go up the back of the property, but you can let them go up the back of the property because they, like, we're moving soon

and because the dogs don't like the neighbours. And anyway, so I let them go up. The dogs were just yapping their brains out. And then all of a sudden I hear, like, shut your assing dogs up, and I'm going to kill the dogs, and they were just going nuts. And I was, like, frantically running up the back,

trying to pick up these dogs and get them back in the house. And I was like, I'm sorry, sorry. I'm like, I didn't, I was just so bright. And I didn't know what. Panic. Panic. Panic. I can just picture what I would do in that situation as well. You're looking after three little Pomeranians. That savages were not angry.

Yeah, yeah. They're scary. They're scary. I'd be like, I don't know what to do. The name is yelling at me. Oh, anonymous. We'll make you feel better. $50 peter pit voutcher coming your way, my friend.

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Oh, huge news. Huge news. My partner Jake's taking photos and I'm so excited to get home. Oh, no, you've phacimed them like seven times. It's a couch. Oh, I'm going to sit my big bottom on my new couch tonight. It's going to be glorious. But we were talking about sofa, sofa, sofa,

stories. If you had any epic yarn, epic tale from your life, sofa related, then you were invited to call in. And Riley called up with this crazy story. We'd lost the TV remote, so we were looking around for it. I lifted one of the couch cushions and found my engagement ring. He'd been hiding it there. He thought he was going to propose to me a couple of times, but I think he freaked out.

So he'd put it under the cushion to wait for, like, you know, the right time. But he did, he proposed, and, yeah, it all worked out. Terrible, terrible news for that poor guy, who was so excited to make this a big moment. ruined by hiding it in quite obvious place. The couch gush on. Surprise ruined. Which, yeah, is the last thing you want to do when you're planning a proposal.

I can only assume. You're still crazy she didn't pretend she didn't see it? That was a bit of a shame. I guess he's there though and she's like, oh, this is, it's a ring box. Yeah. Yeah. So, 0800 the edge is our telephone number. We invite you now to call through on

times when the engagement was ruined. Now, I'm next. We're going to hear a story that Steph has never shed on the show. But you've told us a couple of times that you've literally kept in your back pocket. That is a hint into what happens in the story. But you kind of knew that the engagement was coming for you. I am engaged. I got engaged, asked to marry.

20 years ago, was it? It was 2019, so, yeah, approximately 20 years ago. And yeah, something gave it away big time, big time. But it's actually, it makes for a great story. Yeah, there's so many ways this can go wrong, I think, as a guy, like if you're going to plan it. You know, that's one thing they find the ring. One thing is you're just so nervous that you give it away. Like I've heard of situations where you've been so secretive about it

that your partner gets upset at you for like not telling them what's going on and then it ends up being an engagement. I've actually swallowed a ring, so I've tried to be engaged before I swallowed it. We were going to ask. What do you mean? Yeah, I did the champagne. Champagne to the table thing. Yes, and I swallowed the ring and she broke out with me that night.

Somebody just called it off and I had to put out a ring the next morning. Took it back. They took it back, eh? Oh no, they still got it. Yeah. I'm 800 The Edge. Yoring out of Yorang. There we go.

That's as good as that's going to get. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Give us a call. When did the engagement not go as planned? We had a call yesterday on the show who found her partner's ring box that he intended to propose. Down the side of the couch, which is where he's hiding it. I think of all the places to hide an engagement ring in a space where they're going to be sitting, not the one.

Probably. Terrible. Should we go to the text line first, Harrison? You got any text there? You got one here. Talk to the owner of Time Zone. He put the ring on a stuffed toy in the claw machine. Kid in front of us won that toy, not noticing the ring.

I tried to get it off the kid. Police came down and banned me from the Time Zone for touching said Kid. What? That sounds like a movie. There's no way. That's real. That's insane. That's crazy.

Here's the checks. This is super embarrassing. Look for this one if you're a guy planning an engagement. He took me to a nice hotel. room but he must have miscommunicated to the hotel that he wanted to propose and hadn't already because we entered the room and there were rose petals and a happy engagement balloon. So that's ruined the surprise for her. He thought he was going to do it in a nice hotel room.

Now. Already been done. Cool. Got another one. Put the ring on my dog's collar. I wanted the dog to run up to my partner and said he ran out the front door. Haven't seen him since. That's a shame. That's so sad. Wait, are these real texts?

True text. Just no way that I'm looking at the text machine, that's not a real text. Do you guys want to hear my story? I'm sure I probably have told this before, but yeah, I, me and my partner have been together for a long time. And in 2020, we had a bit of a holiday to a little place called Centurini, which is in Greece, which is that, like, postcard, beautiful white buildings with the blue. Yeah, it must be nice.

Dome, dome roofs. It's stunning. Lots of people. And I think... I heard that, I heard that you have to struggle to get a fight. without a thousand people. We were there like, I can't remember it months, June or July or something,

like peak summer, peak tourist season. It was just packed. And, and, but that was like, what Jake, my partner envisioned was getting, you know, getting down on one knee in Santorini. And so we went out for dinner. My mum and my sister were there as well.

And as we were eating at this like beautiful restaurant and he planned this restaurant. Like he hadn't done a wink of planning this trip, not one thing, the flights, the hotels, the rest, everything was me. But this one restaurant, he's like, oh, I've got an idea, we should go here. And I was like, instantly, I was like, okay, why? Why now? So my guard was up, and then at the dinner, I was sitting next to him.

I could feel this, like, this thing prodding into my thigh. Okay, we don't need to go there. No, no, no, it's not that. It was like a corner of something, like a sharp corner. And his phone's on the table, and I'm like, well, something in a thing. pocket and it's not his phone, it's not his wallet, because his wallet's soft. Does itdle? I could feel the ring box.

And bless him, if you're listening now, I've got it. This is a great story because he was going to propose at the dinner, and there were so many people who got too nervous, and I could feel the ringbox. Literally, I was like, this is about to come. So can I just say that? If you were thinking about proposing, please just take the ring with you, leave the ring box in the hotel room or wherever you are. And so anyway, he doesn't do it, and then we end up going back to the hotel.

I can tell he's a bit off. and then he's like, I'm like busing for the toilet. I've changed into my 90 at this stage. I'm really for bed. And he's like, look, I just got to do this now. It's been eating me up away or whatever the phrase is. And he proposes while I'm busing for the toilet and he's just used it so there's a toilet flush in the background.

It is beautiful. But we were in Centereini. We were in Centerey. It wasn't a bathroom. But you'd probably rather that than a packed restaurant. I would so have rather that than a packed restaurant. I would not have been okay with people being around me. So it actually worked up perfectly.

Yeah, it's a great story as well. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, it's new music Friday. If you didn't know that it's like a thing, artists will release the new songs on a Friday now to line up with the charts for the week. So I thought I'd give you a quick wrap up

on some of the biggest new songs out today. And we can play one. You know, play whatever one you guys think is your favourite. Yeah. If you're a fan of Mark Ronson, Amy Winehouse, Valerie. It's a bit of a tune. There's kind of a new version of that out today.

He's teamed up with, obviously, not Amy Winehouse, R-A-P, but Ray, who has a very similar voice, a jazzy background, for a song called Suzanne. Oh, very similar. Makes me think, right? Because it's Mark Ronson again. It's a song with a woman's name, and listen to this. It is, eh?

It's like, it's Valerie, 2025. Yeah. Do you know Valerie was a cover? Really? Yeah. Interesting. I wonder if this is a cover. Cover from who?

Like a, never mind. Song number two today, 21 pilots, they've been away for a minute. They've got a new song, do you not like 21 pilots? No way. Really? They're ridiculous. They're the drum and their trikes and stuff. They're weird, man.

You like 21 pilots there? Yeah, I don't mind them. You might like this new one. It's a bit Lincoln Park-esque. It's called the contract. Not for you, Harrison. Nah, it's just like, for me, it's like early 2000s breakdancing or something. It's just not the vibe for me, personally.

It's a different sound. It's a different sound. New 21 Pilots if you are a fan. And G Flip, if you're a fan of them. Criselle from Selling Sunsets Partner. Yes. New song out today. I like this one because it seems a little Schneier Twain vibes for me.

It's called Big Old Hammer from G Flip. They did a cover this week that went viral actually of It's Raining Men, but they did It's Raining Them. Great. Off a Pride Week. I saw them the image of them doing that actually. So I thought I'd leave it for you guys. Every Friday you can pick which new song you'd like to play out of all those. I think there was one favorite for you to it was the Valerie one, right?

Yeah, I'd say it was. Suzanne. Suzanne. Oh my God, who remembers the Shop Suzanne's? Oh my God, let's all reminisce about the Shop Suzanne's as we listen to Suzanne. What's the Shop Suzanne? It was like at your local mall. It was like for kind of like mum's kind of vibe.

You remember Suzanne? Who remembers Suzanne? Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Harrison is a very special set of skills. He just shows up to events. Not even invited. He doesn't even know anyone, like 21st, weddings.

And he just get up and say an incredible speech, man. Yeah, I barely need to know the person. It's like a last minute thing. People call me up and go, oh my God, our friends fall in ill. Can you pop up for five minutes to do a speech? And you'll blow the roof off this place. Just to rev them up. Do you remember the speech that you gave at my 21st?

Huge. That was classic, man. I didn't even know you. I was like young. I barely knew you. Yeah. But I killed it. Yeah, absolutely.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that was back in the day where my parents used to have to sit with me with the speeches. Yeah. Yeah, it's crazy. I was just going to say, sorry, do you remember the speech you gave at my nannas funeral? Yes. Oh, iconic. Betty, beautiful woman.

It's an iconic. It's amazing. It still brings a chair to my heart thinking about it. All right. It's Michelle from Auckland who wants a speech. You text it in three interesting facts about yourself, didn't you, Michelle? Yeah. Okay, what were they?

Deerahua. and I love playing softball and my animals. You love animals. You love your animals. Okay, well God, we need a speech for Michelle on a Friday. Who's going to give it? Speech! We need someone to say a speech.

Who's going to say a speech? Oh, yeah. Oh, I've just turned up. I'll do it. Oh, thank God Harrison's here. Animals. What the hell eh? Micelli? Dairy farmer?

More like keep me calmer this weekend, because I want you. with me for milk. Silk? Yeah? You make my heart feel the opposite of small because you love softballs. Riao! To Michelle.

Chee? How did that feel, Michelle? That was awesome. Sorry, I did read your name as Machia until they said it, so that that's on me. I apologize for that one. That's fine. That was cool.

Harrison also grew up in Spain, so he's in English. We've got a check-de-you-doin for Nicola. She says she loves little plates. Teetows and her middle name is named after a dog. Her granddad ran over in the driveway. Oh, Nicola, if you're still listening, can you please call us on 0-800-the-edge

because we need to hear what you think of the speech? Okay. Should I get into it? We need a speech for Nicola. Who's going to give a speech for Nicola? We need a speech. I'll do it. I'll do it.

I'll do it. Oh, Harrison, thank God. Nicola, I'll tickle you. Pickled you. take out the pickles from the pickle jar and put them on little plates so greats don't be laid out teatels your fave dog ran in the driveway is it bad yes it was your silly granddad

to nicola to nicola answer out loud than you can cool thank you I wonder what the name is I want to know what the name is I don't know she's named after a dog her granddad ran over on the driveway Yeah, do you want this Anonymous one here? Yeah, why not?

I think one more speech Too Anonymous. They really want the speech They won't even text their name in Yeah, they said black, Mazur and wine Okay Okay Speech about anonymous

Anonymous Speech, who's going to say it? I'll do one more Geez Anonymous My friend for life And your Mazda Don't give me strife

Trife, ill It's my favourite dessert Yours is a fine wine You fine wine Aye, heena, or man, or non-genit specific. Because I'm unsure as you're anonymous. Black is your colour. Favorite colour.

Too anonymous. To be fair, they were unspecific. All they did was text black, Mazda and wines. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It could be anything. Yeah. Sure. Yeah.

Cool. Cheers. Your Arvos, Head Harder, with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. for the top three as of today big news story honey puffs cluster crisps light and tasty have seized production as of today. They will no

longer be on the shelves very shortly. RIPP wheat books. Well we say but wheat books are still there and these three got cancelled because no one eats them. RAPE COGO pops. They're still there's a honeypast. I'm going to miss it that Milo cereal I'm still yeah. I'm going to miss it so much. So what have we might be on about them? But today's top three is

the top three products that I'm shocked are still in production considering these three are being pulled. It's that time of the day. The time to get your news. Brought to you by One of those charity collectors outside the supermarket

who will do anything to strike up a conversation with you? Hey, mate, I really like your umbrella. Come over here, where'd you get it? No, rag off. And presented by How expensive secondhand clothes, sorry, how secondhand clothes

are cheaper than new ones, but then vintage clothes are more expensive, weirdly. It's the edge top three. So did you just yell rag off? Rack off. Rack off. Rack off.

My back off? I usually say F off, but I'm on the radio. Do you do anything for charity, Sean? Nah. What a charity do for me? When is the last time a turtle picked up my rubbish? Sorry, it's been a long wait. Good of a shame, mate.

Okay, what's your top three? Top three products, I'm shocked. I'm still in production considering honey puffs overseas production today. Number one, Greg's Instant Pudding. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. No, there's still a thing, Sean. Yeah, but who's buying them?

These are also a thing, but who's buying them? I mean, like, uh, bitties. No, have you ever... Like the Greek sachets. Have you ever had an instant pudding? This was, my childhood was built on an instant pud. Harrison, my mum would make a chocolate instant putt and she'd put a little bit of banana in. That's the only way that I'd eat fruit was in an instant pudding.

Can I, I'll make you one, I'll make you one, I'll make you one. These ones here, Harrison, like those, the little sachets? Yeah, no. You'll hate it. You'll hate it. That's the point. Exactly. No one knows.

Harrison's the next generation. You've never heard of those. gosh, I'm going to make you one for you. Okay. Instant pods on Monday. Two. Top three products. I'm shocked as still in production, considering honey puffs are off the shelf today.

Myzone? I feel like MyZone got killed by Powerade years ago. Oh, yeah. Oh, the orangey one. Yeah, it's like a blue bottle. I like the crisp apple flavor. I still buy a MISO. Something else I don't know.

I don't know what you're talking about. You don't want of Mizone? Nah. I'll Google it for you as well. These one, this one. Oh, yeah. Are they still around? Yeah, man.

My dad used to drink that when I was a child. Three. Minties, the chewy one. Who's like, oh man, I've got, I need to freshen up my breath. I'm going to have a nice chewy minty. I'm not being annoying. You've let Google Minties for me? I have never understood Minties.

I've never understood them. I don't get it. I don't get it. What's the purpose for? I don't know. Minties. These ones. Oh, yeah, yeah, yum.

I like those. They're good. Honestly, I really like those. If you don't know, you really don't know. Like when you get a party pack. with the fruit burst and like milk bottles and then there's minties in there of milkshakes.

Anyway, that is... Oh, sorry, Steph? Can I just say RAP Nutra grain? We're all going to really miss it. No, Nutra grain's still. It's The Edge Top Three. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. Now we're showing off our blemishes and all thanks to La Roche Pose. Producer Lil Lil Lill has put together a highlight reel or low light reel, if you will, of some of our parts of the week. You can text the keyword Skinned 3, 3, 3.3,000.

4-3 for the chance to win 200 bucks cash and the La Roche Pose prize pack, including the brand new La Roche Pose Efficer-Cleur, sorry, Effaclear, um, Duo plus M, which targets the root cause of acne-prone skin. So make sure you take skin to 3343. Quick vote round the room. Who do you think has the most low lights this week? Harrison's there for Sean. John, I don't know why. I think knowing Intan Lil Lil, she'll make it pretty fair.

She does tend to make it fair. Yeah. Let's check it out. They're usually perfect. except when they're not. Sean Stephen Harrison is showing their blemishes and all. Thanks to La Roche Pose. I'm back!

It's intern Lily here and here are Sean Stephen Harrison's blemishes and all from the week. This week's blemishes, they're small but mighty. Now let's get into it. Starting off strong with Sean, who somehow forgot he had a job to do. You know the thing he turns up every day for it? We promise that's where he said he was going and we haven't seen him sons and that was about 20 minutes ago. He's right here. We're probably almost done with us. Oh my God, Sean.

We thought you fell in. I'm so sorry. I honestly got lost. Honestly, could not. I did Google Maps it. It took me like 10 minutes to get out of that place. Well, see you soon. Here's Sally when the wine runs out. And Sean...

I'm so sorry. Thanks for doing my job. Our guy got completely lost in the Garden City and rocked up just a little bit late. Now have a guess what this is meant to be. Got it? No. Yeah, neither. That's definite. pretending to be a pug.

Alright, should we just hear that one more time? Well, imagine the excited pug love for that. Now, at Haggaw Ginga Day on Tuesday, Harrison was given a simple challenge. Asked for a sample of every ice cream flavour. What did he do and said? He locked in one flavour and just kept asking for it again and again. And again.

Can I please give a taste of Moonbeam ice cream? Can I please have a flat taste of the Moonbeam ice cream? Can I please get a dip of the Moonbeam ice cream, please? The moonbeam ice cream please, yeah. Can I please have a Banoffi? Sorry, no, the one next to Bonofi, the moonbeam ice cream, please. And to end it with a bang, Sean brought in the Briscoes lady to deliver a five-star fact. Average mattress doubles in weight over 10 years.

Why? Because of dust mites and dead skins. I think I'm going to start it off high with a five. I'm going to back it up, baby. You're getting a five star for me too. I'm going to give it a five. He delivered all right. That's all for blemishes and all this week.

Catch you! Amazing work, Little Lill. Beautiful. Great job. Beautiful. How was that ice cream flavour, by the way? Moonbeam. To be honest, wasn't really into it.

You didn't seem that under it. Yeah, nah. Nah. That just goes to show that Harrison puts a gag above everything else, including his own health and safety on multiple occasions. All right, who are we giving it to? Let's give it to Nicole on the text side. Congratulations.

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Hey, thank you for listening to the podcast. This is the podcast outro. Steph's just looked at the comments. Oh, because we were desperado for a comment yesterday and and no, one left one. Hey, you know how

we um, You know how it's called the spectrum, right? Like sexually or autistically, there's a spectrum. Yeah. Right. I've never heard of the sexual spectrum. Can I just say that? Some people believe that...

Some people believe that sexuality is a spectrum. Yeah. Like actual sex. I was like, oh, there's a spectrum to that. Yeah. Like sexual intercourse, I mean, so I'm saying. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Well, I guess there is. Sorry, you go on. No, no, and the idea of a spectrum is that everyone exists at some point on that spectrum. Right. So no one's like 100% this. 100% that. Anyway, I figured out that I have some traits of

some parts of the spectrum and that is that I can't handle when people put the rainbow colors in the wrong order. I'm going to stick with out earlier so I can't handle it. If you've got a rainbows in, there's a roller coaster there, the rainbow coaster and they've got the Roycebov colors like red, orange, yellow,

green, blue, indigo, violet. And they've put them in the wrong order. And it kills me to know that they lined up all those carts and it's gone through multiple rounds of people to approve it and it's not in the rainbow. It kills me. I feel like, have you honestly

not telling the place, have you told them that? No. You should tell them that. I wonder how many people tell them that. Maybe. Interesting. No, it doesn't make me angry. But I do know the colours of the rainbow very, very well.

And Philin producer Sam I think can agree with me. Well, actually depends on how much screen time your toddler gets. But, okay, let's see if you get this reference. Ready? Red, orange, yellow and green, blue, indigo and violet. Oh, she's so nice.

She's no fucking clue. Do you ever watch, let your four-year-old watch Miss Rachel? I do not. This is one lady I cannot stand. I love Miss Rachel, Sam. No, no. She's got a great song about the rainbow, obviously. you just heard it all.

Fuck, Sam, you may be one of the only mums who doesn't let their child watch Miss Rachel. Yeah, but we watch like blippy and handyman howl. Oh, yeah, but older than... Fuck a look. I don't know what that is. A handyman hell. A handyman hell.

He's like this handyman and he wears a hivers and he goes around and fixes things or builds things and he explains how he does it. And my little dude, four years old, he just blumen loves it. Wow, I need to check out Handyman howl. Sounds like a rip-off Bob the builder. Or Handymanny.

It's like real life Bob the Builder. a handyman. He's a real dude. It's a real dude on YouTube. Yeah. Wait, so he's just, your kid, your four-year-old

is watching videos of how to like fix door hinges. That's a genius. 100%. I'll be sitting there on my laptop and he's under my chair with a wrench

and he thinks he's fixing my chair and stuff. He loves it, yeah. Steph, this is what you need to do with your kid. Stop letting him watch that mind-numbing garbage, Miss Rachel

and start letting him learn. Practical? Filt some foundations. Practical. Yeah, this is how you pour a foundational cement. Rockos in front and watch this. Lewis.

Harrison, Add it to your YouTube playlist for tonight. I will actually. I wonder what you're handing there. And hell. How do you spell hell? H-A-L. H-A-L.

What ethnicity is hell? He's just a Caucasian guy. Oh. Hell. Hell. Hell. Hell. Did you think it was a silent J?

Who might have been Spanish or something. Like, HAL. That's fuck. I don't know. HAL. I said how many HALs. Hell. Hell.

Hull is from Malcolm in the middle. The dad's name is hell. Hell. Oh, yeah. It's crazy to me that that guy is the main guy from Breaking Bad. Also, yeah, the breaking bad If you heard the theory, like the Reddit theory, that Breaking Bad is a sequel to Malcolm in the middle

and then his marriage fell apart and then the kids, like, lowest one of the kids and the divorce and then he like started making meth. Very good. Very good. Ooi Oi! Boone question, what the fuck are you guys up to this weekend? Oi, o'y! Hey! Let's start with Steph and we'll go alphabetically.

Going to kick a ball around tomorrow with Meg, actually, from the breakfast show. Our kids will be there, but it would be fun for us to kick it too. She's heavily pregnant. Can she kick a ball around? Oh yeah, maybe she'll just watch. I'll be kicking a ball around So you're hanging out

You're going to a soccer game What's happening there? Just hanging out with a ball With a ball In a park You're making a hanging out of the park Together with a ball Yeah

Your kids are there? Yeah Our children will be there Yeah We need to say you're going to kick a ball They'll be allowed to kick a ball If They'll be allowed to kick in a straight line

I don't know about my son Okay He's got a lot of the place He's 13 months old What are you doing Harrison? I'll be doing Fuck all

I'll be building my Lego set currently building the Krusty Burger from the Simpsons and be playing my Star Wars The First Jedi PlayStation game Two things I do on the weekend You come to see my DJ gig tomorrow night I'm playing Hamilton tonight Doing a ho-down

It's like an extra The after party for the field days Interestingly really My crowd Yeah and it's a country music It's a bunch of old like farmers Who always play country music And then tomorrow night

In Auckland I'm doing a hoadown as well Why do you know Meg go to that? Meg is going to that. Breakfast show are doing a whole thing there. Actually, everyone from work's going to except you too and I'm DJing there. I'd love if someone came and showed up.

I'll be there. You'll not be there. You absolutely will not be there. You turn up. I just had a bit of a big week guys. If you show up, I'll be so stoked. I'll be there. You actually?

Yes. Harrison, you can come for a trick. I'll be there. Come for a tin, brother. If I, yeah, I'll go with like Sam and Tin Lily are going and Steph. Oh my. Oh my God, I'm such an afterthought. You just said you're not going.

He said I am. He said Sam and into Lily and Steve. So the fact he wasn't going to say Steph because he already used his and otherwise he goes Sam and two million and Steph. I mean all of you. Hey, well, I'll be there. So none of you were going. I'm going. I'm going.

I have a 21st that is Peeky Blinders themed so I won't be going. Jesus. I don't wear a little head. I don't have one. I ask Harrison. Do you guys have one? Go to an op shop. Old people die all the time and they're then they're close going there and there'll be a little old man op shops.

I went to an op shop. Two op shops today. Got a blazer. A dollar. Two ties. 50 cents. Barking. Oh, no.

I'll go to the op shops in the morning. I'll have a look for you. Look sharp. It's a look sharp. Go to look sharp the costume so you can buy him for like 10 bucks. Okay. Well, I'm going to be looking swag and stuff. Yeah, you know.

I use the word swag. But I'll be. Do you know what I told it was when you mess to me last night saying, hey, can I please borrow some of your peeky blinders gear? like I'd fucking own a peekie-blinders outfit. What do you think I wear? Out of everyone, who's going to have that? Out of... Harrison, I think.

Steve. Out of curiosity. I have a costume box, so maybe me. Did Harrison text you back last night? Yeah. Okay. Is Harrison text you back? No.

No. No, no. He sent me a voice from memo. He said, no, you didn't. You said, no, sorry, Lil's, don't think I'd have any of that. Ha, ha, ha, ha. So he actually laughed. Steve?

Last night? I didn't. Today? When I woke up and saw the message. Oh, okay. Oh, I thought you got up for a diary and then saw the message. I thought I replied to that tomorrow. Don't want to wake up the baby.

I've got an interesting question. Lily, you are so deep into 21st that you're like the most extravert person I've ever met. And you are, how many 21st have you been to this year? Because it feels like, for me, just perception-wise, you're on 21st number 21. Like, you've had 21-21st this year. Do you know what's crazy. Is Casey asked me the same thing. But this is actually like my end year of 21st.

All my 21st were last year, and it was probably like every weekend in Dunedin, Crash Church, my friends were just having it a galore. And I thought we were like chilling, but I've met new friends in Auckland, and they tend to be 21. And they're like, do you want to come? Absolutely, because I would be the best plus one, guys if I was in that poll. Three cities worth of 21st. It's like, that's a lot.

What a lie. I reckon I went to less than 10, 21sts. Me too. I didn't have enough friends when I was 21. Like, I only had like, a couple of, like, core mates. And then it ends And it's not like weddings where like you know They can happen any time

21st isn't ends And you're either a person who goes like 20-21st Or you go to just a couple and that's it I don't think I've been to enough I go to them but I never had a 21st Have a 21st and then I can go to it Well my birthday soon out I also have nothing else planned

Of July 22nd 21st Oh please let us run the party for you Can we have a party for you please Lily? Make it American thing Yeah I've rather bullets I don't really like my birthday. Yeah, I'm the same as you.

I love going other people's parties, but I don't like my own. I love celebrating other people. I just think there's this expectation that it has to be so good. And then I feel overwhelmed because it's all on me, but I'm like, why is it all on me all of a sudden? That's literally why I'm not married yet is because it's so overwhelming and I hate the idea of it being about me. Right? Yeah. I don't know what it is.

And then me, like, leading up to it is, like, fun. And then it happens. And all of a sudden, like, every year I'll just cry on my birthday because I'm like, why is everyone being so nice? It's like I feel so fake. I'm like, yeah, cool. I've turned in year older. Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's sad.

I remember the day of my 21st. I wasn't going to have a 21st, but then my friends were like, you have to do something because everyone else had done it or were going to do it. And then I was like, okay, so like the day of, I was like, okay, well, come and do something at my house. And so it was just like a house party. And I went out and bought a dress that morning. I hated my dress.

So last minute, I just like didn't give a fuck. I just hated it. My 21st, my 28-year-old friend hit on my 12-year-old cousins and their bikinis in the spa pool, so I had to kick him out. Oh, that's right. Yeah, terrible 21st, actually. It's fucked up, actually. You know, super fucked up. So doing you guys love to go to other people's parties.

I'm looking at the responses to my 30th event, and none of you responded. I'm going, even though it's the day after my birthday, Sean, so I'll celebrate you for me. Oh, that's great. It's a split one. Can you select that you're going? No, she said that. There's a limit. Can you accept that you're going and accept, can you accept that you're going and

Harrison, can you add me on Facebook? I don't think we're Facebook friends. I'm friends with nobody here, I just found out. Steph did me the other day? I'm going to add you on Facebook. I don't think I'm interested in Lidly on Facebook? I'm friends of Sam on Facebook. That's crazy.

Oh, we are friends. Why didn't I invite you? I'll invite you. Anyway, hey, I hope you enjoyed the podcast. Have a good weekend? Guys, my dog vomited at 4 a.m. Shame. Have you guys ever had a dog in your bedroom?

Vomit, and the dog goes like this. Uh-huh. And it's like, It's like a build-up to a vom. Like a human would just like fucking vomit. But a dog's like, blu-blit. Oh, God.

Yeah, probably wrap it up there, eh? Oh, sorry. I had to pick it up. It was like sticks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, Sean, probably wrap it up there, eh? Yeah, let's wrap it up here. Rover, music, radio, podcasts.