The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #86: Can you Voice Memo on Market Place 🎤

Episode Date: June 17, 2025

Heres what we got up to on tueslllayyyyy EZ Money Have you broken your bone?  Sketlton bingo  5 Star Fact  Do you know someone who's won lotto? On the record  Clarksons farm chat  Man of the year  Yes No Maybe  James Roque on the show Is a voice memo ok to send on the market place? Top 3 Extras are called something different now? Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

This is a podcast from Rover. Hey, welcome to the podcast. Thanks so much for clicking on this. Big show today. Great show. What were your favourite parts? Stephen Harrison. My favourite part was when I got to talk about Clarkson's Farm.

Oh, that was my favourite part, though. Oh, thanks, man. Oh, God, it was all great. It was all great. I liked having people calling in to, we were trying to find, like, a skeleton of people breaking all the bones, and we made a skeleton. So, like, someone called in a broken arm,

and someone called in and broke their back. The back one was a little bit down buzzed, to be honest. Yeah, most of it was down buzz. We've said another down buzz moment, the man of the years, the men where women caught up and said how horrible their exes were. That's true. But can I say, of all the radio shows in New Zealand, I think our superpower is to be able to do something like super dark

and then twist it into something not so dark. We've managed to do that a lot today. That's true. Usually my people are just making fun of me, but I'm okay to be a punching bag, someone's got to do it. James Roquee joined us, New Zealand comedian, lived in Canada at the moment. Here was a good time.

Yeah, we got to the bottom of Steph sending voice memos to people on Facebook Marketplace in a probes. Well, I mean, when you called the person that ended up buying something off me, I thought that was inappropriate, but it's okay. It's weird that none of you have mentioned my record performance. Oh my gosh, my recorder performance. You're on the record.

Harrison's practicing for a big role where he's learning songs on the recorder. You should know what the instruments call before you know. Enjoy the podcast. Your Avo's Hit Harder. With Sean Steppen Harrison. Welcome to the show. Sean Stephen Harrison, everyone on deck today,

although Harrison looking at a bit hairy there. It showed up a minute ago that fire, you might have heard in the news, there's a fire happening in a new world in Auckland. It happens to be like 50 metres from the building we're in and we can't drive to work. Yeah, every road that's around that fire is all the roads leading into our building.

So I've got to bleed a little bit away. I do, the catchers, I do, honest to God, I'm told you guys, I do have to leave every 120 minutes to change my park so I don't get to. So, do you really think amidst an emergency like this, a civil emergency that they'll tow you? I thought the same thing because I'm parked up the road too and I'm so paranoid I'm going to get a ticket and I just don't have any spare money to pay for a ticket at the moment. So I don't think so, not when there's this massive, literally still on fire, fire happening.

You know what I mean? Well, hopefully if you're listening, lovely Auckland transport company people finding man. Move the cones. Leave the cones. What do you mean move the cones? Oh, like move the owner of the fire, but it's move the cones so people can drive in and out. Oh, no, because I mean, I get it, because what if more appliances have to come in? Is it crazy?

Smells bloody good. No, don't smell it. It smells. It smells. People had their hoodies around their face? I took mine. I was like, oh my gosh. I was shoving it in.

I've never smelled anything like it. It's quite unique. They do not inhale it. It's very toxic. It's really nice. Don't you think it's weird how they call them fire appliances when it's like nothing to do with a fridge? You know what I mean? It's like, why is it in an appliance?

They call it a fire appliance. They don't call it a fire appliance. They do call it an appliance. An appliance, yes. A fire appliance. They never call it a fire appliance. But why is it an appliance? Why not just a fire truck or Nih nor?

Which is what everyone knows them as. Nihore, Nino, I'm a little fire engine. Nino, Nino, Nino. I honestly thought you're talking about fridges and ovens. I'm happy on me, okay? Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Now with the H10K EZ Money.

We play every day at this time. Give you a letter between E and Z, 30 seconds, 10 questions, answer each one with the word of that letter, win $10,000. She's back. She was our easy money contestant on Friday. And just as we were about to play the game, her phone. What happened? And did it run out of battery?

It did. And I was in the car, so I couldn't charge it. It was a... A mortifying moment. Literally, we've done. The whole intro were done. Oh, what's a fun fact about you? Everything you're like, are you ready for $10,000?

And then... Then you weren't ready. Nothing. Nothing. So she's back to redeem herself. Since she's been training, didn't you, Ann? She'd been practicing. Oh, I don't know if you can practice for this game.

It could be anything. Yeah, we were thinking, you know, since we did say that we'd have you on another time to have a go at this, maybe you've spent the whole weekend and yesterday, an extra day, just like going through every letter of the alphabet and every single word that exists, you know? What were you doing this weekend? Because you should have been doing that. Yeah, I probably should have been doing that.

I think I've been dreaming and thinking about this moment, like, the whole weekend. But I don't know, when you're actually on air, it definitely is a different story. Your heart races and your handshake. Yeah, we'll see. I'm good at playing during the week when I'm not on the phone, but let's see. Okay, I love it. The redemption race. All right, let's rip the band-aid off.

What's Ang's letter today? Ang's letter is O. O for O to Tahe Christ's Church. O for orphan. O for orangutangetang. Just some options there, Ange. Don't have to use them, but you can. All righty.

Okay. Oh, wow, let's begin. And from Christch for $10,000. Remember, you can pass, and we'll hopefully have time to get back to it, no repeated answers. And the time will begin when I finish saying the first category. Please name for us, something in the ocean. Voicea.

Something round. Puff. A celebrity. Oh my gosh. Oh, and Wilson. A TV series. One Tree Hill. A flower.

Orchid. Something in the kitchen. Oven. invisible. Time, sorry, Anne. Oh, I was hard. Yeah. I was hard.

Something round. Something round. You said, orange, onion, orb, olive. Yeah, so you missed that one, Ange. But you got five,

you got five, you got halfway there. How did that feel? Was that pretty intense under the pressure, eh? Oh, so intense, so intense, yeah.

Oh, sorry, Anne. You're very welcome. Thanks for coming on and playing again. Glad you're following. Maybe she'll be like tomorrow. Who knows?

Does she get a third chance? I think, I think... If she gets through no 800 at the edge, then absolutely, yeah. She'll see you again tomorrow. Your next chance to play, though, 7 and 8 a.m. tomorrow with Clint, Megan, Dan. And then, of course, tomorrow with us. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. All of our bloodlines come from places of breaking your younger siblings' arms.

Yeah, we realised this on the show yesterday. We all have a sibling, right, that has broken one of our bones. Yes. So, Harrison, you have... through a brother? Brother. Brother broke your bone. What bone? My arm. Us too, our arms. So what happened to you? Trampoline.

Oh, double bounce? I was lying down and he jumped up and, like, land on his knees on my arm. It snapped backwards and throwing. Oh, that's not good. Mine was the same as you said, I think. Older brother, Flying Fox injury. Yeah, we were down at the school on a week. Yeah, we would have been

a weekend. And then, just the two of us, my sister pushed me way too hard on the Flying Fox. I somersaulted at the end of it. landed on my left arm, right arm. Left arm. Left arm. Hey, nice. Oh, gosh. Fist me. I love this, diggy. And then, yeah, that's how I broke it. I didn't think it was broken at first because I could still move it. Could we rushed home and then mum's like, don't worry, you can still move

your fingers. Not a thing because it was definitely still fresh shit. Wait, what's with parents? Stop believing people as well because my younger sister broke her arm. Oh, actually my older brother broke. My older brother broke my arm and my younger sister's arm. Oh, no. And then my younger sister, who was like six at the time, my mom and dad were like, nah, you can move your fingers. It's fine. And for a week, she was just complaining. And then they took her to the doctor. And then a week later, they're like, yeah, it's broken.

And they're like, we're so sorry. Our six-year-old daughter for making you walk around with a broken arm boy. Oh, my God, that's crazy. I was getting babysat by my moldy nana. She was pretty hardcore. She was like, it's hard enough. And I went to sleep with it and woke up. I was like, mom and dad with him, Nana was gone.

It's like, still pretty sore. It's like broken. Yeah. Oh, my God. Flimsy purple. Like, yep, still pretty sore. Yeah, wow. Yeah.

Okay, we thought, now this is going to be a little bit silly. but can we get people on 0800 the edge if you've ever broken a bone before and let's try and create a bone skeleton with all of our callers. You thought what do we do with this? Let's make the human anatomy. With broken bones.

Yeah, it's like bone bingo. So we need a foot, we need a leg, we need an arm. Yeah. Do we go left leg, right leg or just leg? One person with a leg. Okay. So you can call up with an arm or a leg. I'd say we're going to get a few of those.

What we do need is your collar bones. Your fingers. Your clavicle, your phalanges. Exactly. I thought a bit mile or two cents into this. Instead of calling this a phone, Eric, we should call this a boner. Love that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because it's a good one. The bonus on 0800 the edge. Bonus. Bonus on 0.00 the edge. A little bonus segment. Yeah. If you've broken a bone. Yeah.

A bone topic. Your Arvos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The edge. We're trying to create a skeleton out of injuries right now. What is this? It's called Bones by Imagine Dragons. In my head, it had the word bones at the start of the chorus.

It does not. Boney, bony, bones. You're just trying to find that. This guy's connected to the leg bone. Oh, yes, it would have been way better than a magic dragon's bones. Wait, I searched Bones song on YouTube and that's all that came up, right?

I'm glad that's the thing that came up. I was making a tea. Anyway, we're talking about all three of us about our siblings break our arms. So we're trying to extend the injuries right now. Oh, 800 the edge. What bone did you break?

Can we fill out the entire human body? All righty. Let's go to Louise and 0800 the edge, Louise. Have you or have you not broken a bone before? I have. Many. Many? Oh, many.

Okay, which one are we going with? Well, not that many. But the main one was my lower jaw, my mandible. Manabule? The mandible? Great, it's good to get a mandible on there. Perfect. So we need, Louise.

Starting niche. Why isn't it called a warm mandible for us, Wahene? I think she's just we're the same man for everybody All right, I'm going to draw the skeleton as we go The goal is to make a full skeleton Thank you Louise Dylan What bone have you broken?

I've broken my finger Sphinctor No finger All right Have you broken your sphincter though Dylan? It'll be great to double up I've broken my sphincter No I haven't

I've broken my arm though as well From my brother Arm and a finger This is good actually If you can tick multiple boxes Then we can have to get nine more people calling up for fingers No I've I've

I've included Dylan's finger as all fingers. Okay. And all arms are taken care of now. Yeah, so two arms. We've got fingers. Matthew, what did you break? I broke my kneecaps by slipping on a banana peel. Oh, comical.

I like it. Were you trying to do a bit of a funny performance of people? No, sadly, I was walking around the supermarket. Oh, I've never heard of a banana peel slipping injury before. I thought it was just a cartoon thing. Wow. Oh. Sorry about that, mate.

Apparently my life is a cartoon. Yeah. Be careful out there, Maddie. All right, kneecaps, sorted. Let's go to Katie and Levin. What have you broken? Katie? Oh, hello.

Hello. What did you break? I broke my clavicle, which is the top part of your shoulder. Yes, good. We're looking for a clavicle. Well, not great. Not great. It's weird when we celebrate that you've broken a clavicle, Katie,

but it does what we need for the skeletal. Fantastic. All right. Paul, let you know 800 there. We're trying to make the full skeleton with people breaking bones who are calling through. What have you broken? I cracked my head open from the back right around to the front. Oh, my. You crackhead? Yeah.

That was falling off a ladder when I was five years old. Oh, God. I hit the ashbound and the ladder came down on top. Oh, gosh. God, thank God. You're still with us, Paul. seem all good, Pauline? It's crazy, though, that age, though, in the five, because you never know.

Like, they may have changed, but they're too young. They could have been the most smartest person in the world, but we'd never know. Oh, my God, Harrison. Harris. All right, Olivia, what have you broken? So I've broken my ankle and my shin. Oh, okay, shin. Tack, tack.

And ankle. Anything else? And then I also have my son who's broken another bone, which isn't on the list. Can I put them on? Yes. Yeah, put them on. Okay. God, yes, we need him.

What's your name? What's your name? I have, uh, Onyx. Hi, Onyx. What did you break? My elbow. Legend. Oh, ow.

How far are we away from getting the whole anatomy? Okay, guys, we need a, we need a pelvic breakage and we need a foot. That's what we're missing here. And a back would be great. And a foot, oh, they're hit, maybe. A bit. I don't know. Okay, let's keep going. Let's keep going. Who else? Okay.

No, we've got a wrist, sorry. We've, oh, do we need an ankle? We don't really need an ankle. We've got a tailbone here. Oh, okay. Would that include, would that be like a back? We could take that whole area? Okay, who's that?

That's Rebecca in Christchurch. Oh, Rebecca from Christchurch. Rebecca, what happened to your tailbone? Well, I was on a slide when I used to live in the leaden. I was going down the slide with my oldest boy. He's 20 now. And I just happened to hit the edge of my tailbone on the slide. And yeah, I couldn't sit down for quite some weeks.

Oh, ouchy. Okay, I'm going to go tailbone's full pelvis then. Yeah, claim. I think we've got the body. We need a foot in the back, Sean. We can't stop without a foot in the back. Okay, Jason's here. Jason, foot or a back, Jace.

Oh, sorry, Jace. What's that? Broke my back. Wow. Oh, my goodness. Are you okay now? Oh, yeah, yeah. Have moments.

But yeah, yeah, no, back to normal as I can be. Oh, my God. Nice. Good on you. I'm actually having second boss doing this. Charmaine, you broke a foot, right? Charmaine, you broke. your foot?

I did break my foot. Oh, we've done it. I regretted it when we went to Jason and he still feels really bummed out about the back thing, so maybe we shouldn't have done this. But we've made the full skeleton, I've drawn it. It's the worst looking skeleton. It's not anatomically correct at all. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. There's vibes on the edge, Sean, Steph and Harrison. There are five members in that band. Is that a good five-star fact? Um, no. Don't worry, I've got a better one. Sean's five-star fact. I'm on a journey New Zealand to provide you with a fact that is so good that it gets five stars in our judging criteria

and you'll share it with everyone you know and you'll never forget it and it's just the best fact you've ever heard. Yep, that is shareability. We're looking for that. We're looking for originality. We're also looking for good performance. Sean, we're also looking for a variety of other things. We want some soundscapes. Some sound effects would be lovely.

We really want to feel a fact that we're like related. can relate to, can connect to good passion behind the fact. I've suggested standing. I think it would help the passion. I think that's lacking, honestly, Sean. The passion? Yeah, because you're sitting.

You're kind of like slouching when you say the facts. It's a really, really... Visual fact? Yeah, but it's not great for the mana, which is also a judge... What do you think about my posture, Harrison? A bit sickly. Yeah. Hunched.

Also, judge chemistry is what we're marking you on, Sean. Yeah. So the vibe between the judges is crucial for you to get a good point. So again, can't emphasises enough. Very fair criteria. And we'd love if you start following it, mate. Okay, our judges today, Harrison, Steph and our intern Little Lil.

On the judge panel, today's fact is... Yesterday by the Beatles is the most covered song of all time. False. No. No. True. I think it's the Happy Birthday song Or probably the Alphabet song

I think Happy Birthday is the most covered song All the last song number one Alphabet song number two Neenor the Little Fire Engine probably number three It's fun, it's facts You said it was the most covered song In music history I do love the Beatles

You've given me a fact About my favourite band You've given me a fact Are your favourite band of the Beatles Yeah You gutted that we don't play them on the edge No Because I listen to them in the bar

Okay weird. Do you like the Beatles, Harrison? Love the Beatles. I got a Beatles tattoo. Do you? Yep. You've got a Beatles tattoo and a Bubolo Bill tattoo.

Yeah. You're really flopping with... I'm a fan of many things. Okay. Oh yeah, that's a pretty cool fact, I guess. I would have just like, never have guessed it. No, neither. Nah.

Wouldn't have been my top choice. It's great for that. Interim Lil, Lil, do you know who the Beatles are? Is my question. Yes, I know who the Beatles are. They have that cool cover album of a... Walking the pedestrian crossing. Yes.

That album was called Safety. Well, there's another fact. Five stars. That album was called it. That album was called a bit of a joke there, Steph, just to throw her off. Yeah, yeah. It's all good.

Oh, because it was a pedestrian crossing. Yes. Oh, that's good. I just wanted to prove to you that I'm a Beatles fan. Yeah. Okay, let's go around the road. Let's start with Steph.

You seem like you're into it. So I'm going to start with someone else. I'm feeling the song. Okay, let's start with... We'll start with... Let's start with Harrison. He also seems like he said to do it. Lily, I feel like he's not going to get.

It's a high rating for those. I'll start. I'm going to give you a four. It's pretty up there. I just didn't think it was going to be that. And it's a fine song. Okay. I need a five, so it's basically a one, but thanks.

I appreciate it. Interim little L. What do you think? Well, you know, see, I'm a Gen Z, the sureability for that, for my friends. I don't actually care. Yeah, I thought that might be the case. Yeah.

Okay, what's your mark though? So maybe like three, just in the middle. Me, the middle. And like I'm a Gen Z too And yeah Sean As a Gen Z I I don't know about that one I can't fully relate that

Do you think it's Skibbitty Yeah it's so scibody do scuba do Scooby-do is that what that's about Anyway so poor It's a fool for me Okay And then you ought to go away with it Has it not been for those pesky kids

It's not what it means You're avos head harder With Sean Steph and Harrison The Edge We have reason to believe That one of our co-workers And close friends

has won the lottery recently Now, I've been thinking about it for a while. I kind of put that idea to Harrison and see if you guys yesterday, you both thought that made a lot of sense. And he joins this year right now. Music Man Phipps. We called you yesterday on the last part of the show. If you weren't listening, this is what happened.

All right, music guy. Did you not win the lotto? Did I win the lotto? Yeah. It's not hot. Guys, the line's breaking up. Oh, my God. That's great.

How did you do that little? crackle effect. Do you know what I realized it was? I'm so sorry. It was actually because my two-draw air friar, I was cranking a couple of different things in it. Your two-drawer air friar. Yeah, so that was causing a bit of interference

with my phone. Sorry, I didn't realize that until... Because you've got a new phone as well, are you trying to figure it out. Yeah, yeah, it kind of been my brand-new phone as well, so it can't have been that. Oh my God, I'm just looking up with the ninja double stack, two-drawery costs $400. Now the reason we think this is, uh, Phepsy,

kind of, we call on Phipsy, this year has done quite a bit of travelling to quite expensive and luxe locations. You're dressing quite nice recently, Phipsey. You've got a few new things around. And I just thought if anyone in my life was to have one lotto and kept it real quiet, it'd be you. You're quite a guy, I think you could have pulled it off. Right. Your lifestyle seems like it's shifted in a certain way. And there's just chat. There's a bit of speculation. Not going to lie, music guy, Phipsey. Just for our listeners, where have you been in the last 12 months internationally? Do you list off the countries for us?

Just to a couple of places. I can explain them all, though. So I went to Mexico. And then prior to that, went and had New Year's in Prague. It was also a, might have also been an Australian trip. Wow, that's three. Might have also been a trip. Well, the last year.

The States, five, four years. Well, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. Not technically a year. The last year and like 14 months. In 14 months, that's four different countries all around planet Earth. Wow. And, okay, how do you explain the Neo-Fancy Apple Watch?

I like watches and I like how it integrates with my iPhone and I broke my last one and so I thought I would treat myself. Didn't look stress when he broke it either. I was like, oh, right. How do you describe the bottom row grills? What? The bottom row of your teeth? Yeah, they're very glistening.

Show us. What? Show us? Why? I haven't, I haven't. Can you guys see the grills back there? I can also see the briefcase of cash that he carries around everywhere he goes now. These last ones are fictitious, but we do think that you might have won lotto.

Would you tell us if you had, is my first question, or would you lie about it? Do you know what? To be completely honest, if I won lotto, I know I wouldn't tell you. But I haven't won it. So me saying I haven't won it, please don't read anything into that. But you'd say that... Why wouldn't you tell us? Yeah.

You just said you want to tell you. I'd feel too awkward about it. I'd be like, oh. I'm going to beg you for anything. There's a nobody. No, no, I know. I know. But you know, you don't want to be that person who's like, oh, guys, guess what?

Just won lotto. I don't believe you. You just said if you won lotto, you wouldn't tell us, but you haven't won't. Which is what you'd say if you had one lotto. No, no, but I genuinely, I genuinely haven't. Yeah, but that's exactly what you'd say. Oh, my. Okay.

All right. You've got me there. Let's open this up back. We're never going to get to get to the bottom of this. but I will keep an eye on you, and that new car that you've got out in the lot, very flash. I'm still driving the same 2010 Suzuki Swift

that I bought in 2019. So read into that what you were. Yeah, he still owns that, but technically he gets driven in a limousine by a chauffeur. 0-800 the edge, give us a call. What we want to know is, do you know someone in your life who's one lotto and how did you know? Like, not did you, it could be you?

But I think everyone knows, there's always these stories of someone at my workplace one lotto or someone at my school won Lotto or one of my family members won Lotto even if it's just a small one how did they come out and tell you that they won it or how did you know? I've always thought about this because if you win Lotto

everyone's like I wouldn't tell anyone but wouldn't it be screaming obvious because like you're turning up to drop off the kids in the Land Rover all of a sudden, right? Yeah, a lot of hammers at high school a family had hammers. Your family did? No, no.

But our family had hummers and the drawback was called Hummers and like, wow. Your family had a hummer. Steph, you know how poor my family. family is. Oh, 800 The Edge. Call us up.

Do you know anyone who's won lotto? And how did you know? There's no calls coming. You kind of got a rat on someone you know. You can keep them anonymous. But we'll give you a small lotto win in the form of a movie pass, which, to be honest, nowadays, it's worth about of $1,000. And music guy Phipsy will give you some of his money.

He will. He will. I will not. Sabrina's The Edge. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. We have reason to believe that one of our colleagues, Musicman Phipsey, has won the lotto recently, based on

signs that we've seen from him. Four trips this year. New appliances, new tech. Dressing very nice. It's a rod and gun quartersip, I believe, there's retail for around 200 bucks. Yeah. And just all the gold bracelets, all the bling, you know.

The posse that follow, he's got a posse that follow him everywhere. Real fur, actually. Music guy tipsy, so. And it's hard to actually describe this on radio, but our boss did just a photo this morning. Mm-hmm.

Of his... Desktop. Yeah. Looking up boats to buy. It's a true story. True story. This guy is... I think he's even seen that photo yet, Phippsy.

But you would, right? If you won lotto, you'd keep it under apps. But all these things would be very clear to other people that you've won loto. Like, right? It's like, you know, you dream about it and you're like, oh, but if it happens to me, like, I won't tell anyone. But when you're rocking up to school pickup and you're brand new Audi convertible, like, it becomes pretty obvious, pretty quick. And so that's what we're asking you on 0800 the edge. Did you tell?

someone in your community, maybe someone you know won the lotto. Exactly. Maybe they didn't even tell you, but like Steph said, you just figured it out. Yeah. Okay, should we go to Gene and Wellington? Hey, Jane.

Hey, guys. How are you? Good, thanks. Hi, Jean. Is important. Yes, Sean. You should take your own advice there, actually. Okay, all right.

Jane, I don't know if you're aware, but Sean doesn't wash us ding-dong. So that was a bit of a lot. Oh, my goodness. No, you've got to. Oh, don't even get a started, Jean. It's a whole thing. Apparently a doctor told him, Gene, that you shouldn't use soap down there.

A doctor said you don't need to use soap, you just use water. But it does stink. It's so... Oh, no. Gene. Hey, Sean, you bought it up. You're the one that's in the high. I said, hi, Jean. Yeah. Which is hollow gene. Okay.

Jane, I haven't heard that one before. Hey, hey, hello, Jean. Who do you know who's won the lot? Who do you know who's won the lot? Well, my partner actually won the lotto about 10 years ago before we had met but he has always been super honest about it he told everyone I think from the get-go

he won around 40K I think so not like millions and millions but yeah he won the lotto and he's always been pretty honest about it that's pretty nice did he still have a bit of it 10 years later like does he still have? He actually kept all of it and we have just used it to contribute to our first home deposit.

So, being awesome. Smart, boy, isn't he? That's amazing. Very good. Very good. Yeah, very happy. I'm reaping the benefits now. Yes, you are.

That is so, that's such like a smart thing to do at that age. Harrison, what would you do if you want 40K? If I went 40K, because it's not enough you're going to buy a house. I just put it into my savings. Oh, would you see? I don't do anything. I don't know. I need to work to do here.

Can't go anywhere. What I do? If you got 40K around, I want to do. If you've got 40K right now, would you go on a holiday? Yeah, absolutely. How? You get a new car. We can't leave.

We're here every day. You know what I mean? You got leave to take. Oh, a new car. Get a new car. You want a new car. That's what I get. Yeah, good.

Yeah, good car. Bye, jean. Bye, jean. Bye. It's quite work on the way out. You're quite an edge. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

If you didn't know, Harrison is an actor, um, comes into work. Sometimes a little later. He acts on a show in the morning called Ahikarua. And in this new season, the character you're playing has a very special skill. Yes, that special skill is he's a master on the recorder. I've been doing it since the age of like four. Oh, yes, you got some recordings from rehearsal.

No, this won't be me. This can't be me. I thought it was for a second. I learned that one. So over the last month, I've had to learn, oh, geez, upwards of 24 different songs to play for one big performance in the show. And so I'm going to just play songs every day that I've learned, and you've got to guess what it is,

and you've got to be quite critical and see what you think of how my songs are going, how my recordings are going. I've been doing it for a month. Harrison has been putting a lot of work. His character has to be a professional recorder player, which is so funny, because who actually plays the recorder outside of, like, kids playing Hot Cross players.

I know, that's why it's pretty cool. If you nail it, it's pretty cool. Is that? You're going to pull it out at a party and be like, guys, don't worry. Put on Elton John Rocket Man. I've got this. Oh, you wait, yeah, I can do it tomorrow if you want.

Not today. I've got a different song today, but you can call up on One Under the Edge and guess what song I am playing? It's pretty straightforward. You thought that that was easy. You wait until you're here on the record. We did get it yesterday, right, Steph? I thought it was quite easy.

Yeah, it was sandstorm yesterday. Yeah. It sounded a bit like, pep-de. Can I just say that it's the most insulted thing you've ever done to me to compare my recording skills to that? Well, yeah, you're right. That is... I take it back.

I apologize. Okay. I'll give you a hint for today's one. it's a pop star that hasn't got a song on the ears right now but used to have lots A woman An old lady pop star

Woman An old crusty dried up Not too old If she was a man will probably still Would be playing her music still because she's the woman we don't Is that what you're saying? Nope, not at all right She says it maybe's good for a while

Okay Ready? Yeah Thoughts That's a chorus I don't have very popular You have no idea I'm so lost

Let's go to the phones quickly. Sophie, from Nelson's here. Sophie, do you have any ideas what that is or do you need to hear it another time? Can I hear that again? Okay, run a bag. Everybody Lutely. Okay.

Is that how screeching thing meant to happen? But, it's screeching thing that's happening. She can most of something that have heard. Have you been practicing for a month? Yes, a month. And your character that you have to be acting as is going to be a professional recorder player. Yes.

Wow, you're in trouble. And there's a few scenes I've got to do it. I don't do a big, like, town hall performance. What? When? Please tell me this is like... No word of a lie. I do it during a sex scene.

I have to do it. What is this show? Crazy show. Okay. Sophie, any ideas? I'm going to. It's very good, but I've got no idea. No, it's not.

Don't lie to him. You gas them up like that. Is there any clue? Female pop star. It hasn't made music for a while. The only thing I can think of is maybe Rihanna. She hasn't made music for a while. I'd say, and it's a big giveaway, this pop star actually plays a flute.

Oh. Oh. Oh. I know who it is. Oh, so when you say she's a big pop star. Mate. I've got no one. That's okay.

Is it? I know that Lizzo plays the flute. It's a shame, Harrison. Ooh. That is. Okay, one more time for so. Now that it's probably Lizzo. Um.

Sorry, Sophie, just doing it before. Just hold tight. You're all good. Yeah, sweet. Thanks. I still don't know what's the hogging is. I'm like, is it? juice or is it the other one? I don't know.

What's the other one called? Have a guess, Sophie. Have a stab in the dark, right? I'm trying to think of a Lizzo song. I should be very clear. Okay. Have a stab. About damn time. Yes, oh my God. How was it possibly that? All right, Harrison, play it along.

Head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. I've become obsessed with a TV show recently. It's on Prime in New Zealand, and you guys know about it because I talk to you about it every single day. And that show is Clarkson's Farm. It's kind of taken over my life.

I would say it's affecting my relationship with my girlfriend, Jeannie, a little bit. It's affecting my relationship with Stephen Harrison. Hi, my name's Sean, and I'm addicted to Clarkson's Farm. Okay, so it's the guy from Top Gear, right? The guy that was fired for punching a producer? Yeah.

Okay. So it's him, and he is, Is it his farm or is he just like going around farms? Sorry, can I just interjection before you jump on that? Yeah. Are you just wondering if Clarkson's farm is his farm, Jeremy Clarkson? Or is it the name of a show where it's like the guy called Jeremy goes around different farms and it's like, oh, I'm going to, I'm going to kind of like, um, tall, what is it? Like the cook guy, the angry one.

Gordon Ramsey. Yeah, and how he goes around different kitchens and he like improves their kitchens. Oh, you'm gutted by this, Steph, because you say you get mad when you go, if I see something, you're something to watch? You're actually going to watch it? You're actually going to watch it if I said it to you, to you, months ago. I said, do you know what you'd like, Steph? No, said that. You've been giving it a go. Haven't even tried it. Steph goes, I won't like it, don't like farming. Neither do I, mate. Not interested. Don't like farming. I am now. I'm very interested in farming because of Clarkson's farm.

Blink, please. You look like a crazy person. It's such a good show. I think you guys need to watch it, and I think if you're listening right now, you need to watch Clarkson's Farm. And the thing it's done for me really is it's put me in touch with the farming community of Altairet you know we talk we do this show a lot we're city slickers ourselves you're from the suburban Hawks Bay Harrison Steph you're from the north shore of Auckland I'm a I'm from the suburban to Rangarang all right we're city slickers but now I'm in touch with the farmers a lot of farmers listening right now on tractors and I get it guys I know a lot of a lot of farmers on tractors are yeah a lot of people listening on the oldie javas yes

yeah and then my people because I've watched Clarkson's farm and I appreciate it and I know what a combined harvester is now. Can we test this theory then? Do you mind? Yeah. Oh yeah, it's farming chat. Bring it off.

Can we get people to call through 100 of the edge who have, who has farming experience? Maybe you have a farm, work on a farm, your family grew up on a farm, whatever. And can you ask farm-related questions to Sean?

Yeah. And will we catch Sean out in the fact that he actually knows nothing about farming? Oh, I know so much about farming. Like what? Because I've watched Farxton's farm.

Give us something then. What do you know? See, I talk about it, but you have no idea what I'm talking about. It'll fly right on. Try it out of your heads. Well, there's no point, you know.

Try it down the field with the ogres, throwing a couple posts down, get the sheep in the bloody thing before lamb and season, you know? I don't think you've ever seen the show. I have seen the show. I don't think you've seen the show. The old Combine Harvester up to the old Rari tractor, drive that around, level the fields.

You know what I'm saying? Hannah. Hannah and Taranaki, do you have any farming experience? Yes. Brilliant, brilliant. You wait there. We're going to play some songs. Me and you both. We're going to come up with some questions.

We're going to catch Sean out. Okay? Let's do this. Sean? Yep. Look at you. He's panicking. Your Avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. So I'm my name's Sean and I'm obsessed with Clarkson's farm. It's a TV show I've been watching every night on Amazon Prime. I've learned a lot about farming from it. Have I become an expert? Yeah, maybe. And you can learn a lot as well from the show. Right, Caitlin joins us.

Caitlin, your boyfriend watches it as well. He'd no way. Hi, guys. How are you? Good. Thanks. Yeah, he does. He's seen all four seasons.

Yeah. And we heard you before. And it's a Lamborghini tractor, not a Ferrari. That's what I said. That's what I meant. Yeah. But you know, Caitlin, you know, your boyfriend knows, you know, you've seen the show. And that's what I'm saying, guys.

We have a lot of farmers who listen to the show. City Slickers, both of you. me, to be fair. So one of us needs to be in touch with the farming community here in Alteiro and may as well be me. I live in an apartment. Yeah. Watching all his farming suffers from a reality TV show. Yes. Okay. So Hannah is an actual farmer and she's from Taranaki and she joins us now. Hi Hannah.

Hi, guys. So we've been working hard behind the scenes, Sean, to come up with a couple of questions to catch you out or you can impress the nation by proving your farming abilities. So Hannah, how long have you been a part of the farming? community? Well over 16 years. Okay, what's your job? Good on you. Good on you, Hannah.

I'm newer addition to it, but, you know, I'm still doing this. Still in the same field, you know. Yeah. What do you do on the farm, Hannah? So currently don't work on a farm. I work at a tractor place where I'm stale parts and do service, but I have worked on a goat farm and a dairy farm, cow farm. Great.

Lots of experience. Okay, here we go. Question number one. She'd know how to hook a cultivator up to their own old Massey Ferguson. Did you write that down? You've chat GPTT that. Oh my God. I did chat GPT then.

Oh my God. But you've done that. You've done that, Hannah, haven't you? You've rutted up some hailedage in your time, haven't you? What? What are you talking about? That's what I'm talking about. He's literally...

He's literally reading it from his computer screen. Okay, Hannah, what's question number one for farmer Sean. A question number one is what is in New Holland? Well, you'd know this. a farmer yourself Hannah, when your old Holland stops working, you want to get yourself a New Holland so that you can get the fields all sorted to put the crops in. Put that in your set. Is that right?

But what is it? What is it? You want your new Holland? When the Old Holland's broken, you put the New Holland in. It's to do with agriculture. It's an agricultural piece of machinery. I don't want to go too complicated stuff if you understand what I'm saying. So you have to say what it is.

A piece of agricultural machinery that's used to drill posts? Yeah, kind of. Oh, shut up. Pull that one out of my ass. Wow. Okay, what's your next question, Farmer Hannah? Next question is, can you name a breed of cow? Easy.

Dairy. No. Beef. Ribai. Okay, I think we can move on to the next question. What's the final question there, Farmer Hannah? The next question is What is a

Herringbone and a Rote Tree? What does it stand for? You've been a bit silly, kind of Hearing bone and a rotary Of course I know what they are, mate. Hey, what are you reckon they are? No, Sean, the questions for you. Huh?

The questions for you. The hearing bind? Yeah, and a rotary. And a rotary. Your rotary will attach it to the hearing bone and what you'll do with it is farm. And this is what Jeremy Clarkson's farm's all about, guys. You're learning and we're all in the community again.

Thanks so much, Hannah. Another farming colleague of mine joining the show. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Joining us, New Zealand comedian who has fled the country. He's been living in Toronto for two years due to how poorly he's been treating people on Facebook marketplace. He's here to do a stand-up tour. It's James Roque.

Welcome to James. Thank you so much for having me. I love your choice of verb there, fled as well. I love that. Yeah, fled. Got out of here. He's on the run. We found him.

Thank you. I'm glad to be here. Thanks for having me, guys. Also, thanks for outing me my Facebook marketplace antics. I was just telling you guys about how every time I come here, I have to change my name on Facebook Marketplace because people see my full name. And then I can't haggle. Are you guys, this is just me? Am I the only cheap person on Facebook Market?

You guys are not. You guys are looking at me like, how dare you? No, you have to haggle. He's saying that people recognize you and your. name and go, oh, that's the comedian. Yeah, and they go like, hey, can I have like five bucks? And this, okay, this genuinely happened. I was selling a coffee table for like 30

bucks. And then the guy was like, can I have five dollars off of it? And I was like, no, 30 bucks. Price is firm. When you put that price is firm in caps in the description, price is firm. That's the firm that'll ever be. But I was like, no, it's 30 bucks. And he just kept like pushing me. And then he's like, fine, I'll pick it up.

And he came and picked it up. And as he put the coffee table in the car and, like, close the car door, he literally went, Good to see the comedy career is going great. And then got in his car and drove off, bro. And I was just shocked standing there. I was like, rude, man. That's shocking.

That's so rude. That's so rude. Yeah. I mentioned this. Okay, so a guy's picking up some chairs that we've sold on Facebook marketplace. Yeah. And he turns up and we do the money exchange. The chairs go away.

And then before he leaves, he goes, is there any chance I could do a little way in your bush? Like, there's a public toilet down the road. I'm not letting some strange to get his willie out in my garden. Did he know who you were? No, well, I don't know. But no, probably not. It's crazy.

You didn't ask him as he was paying. You were like, hey, do you recognize? Have you got the new edition of Woman's Day? Like, I'd step from the edge. Yeah, I'll go pissing that. He actually asked me for the issue of Women's Day while he was pissing. I thought it was weird. Could it be someone that's been a caller at some point that you've said something to it?

You've offended. Maybe. And he's gone, I'm taking this time. Although I think there are better things to do to someone that's like, pee in their bush, which is technically fertilizing the garden, I don't know. Are you guys on Facebook marketplace? Yeah, yeah.

You guys are like public figures, right? Like, you're on the radio? People know who you are. Have you guys ever been recognized? Or is it, you know... I've never had to change my name on Facebook market. But it is like the doldrums of society. Like, I learned that very early that you have to change

the way you treat people to fit it, or you won't get it on Facebook marketplace. Yeah, it's market. You know when you go to a market and no one respects anyone? It's like, you treat people like absolute rubbish. Yeah, it's like the way to do that. Like prison. Would you be okay with?

receiving a voice note on Facebook Marketplace chat because... What? I gave someone a voice note the other day. I was driving... Wait, but you voice note? I had to sell this thing and I was driving and I was like, oh, such an admin, I'll forget to do it later. I just need to reply now.

And so I voice noted her. That's... You're going to wear someone's skin one day or something. That is Hannibal Lecter behavior. That's what I'm saying. You can't voice notes. It defies all the rules. It's too personal.

It's too personal. I know. I felt weird not doing it, but as soon as I press I was like, oh my God, what have I done? Did you open the voice note with like niceties? Were you like, hi, hope defines you well? I used your name. I was like, hi, Sarah.

It's a name. No, no. She's using an alias. Her name's not Sarah. Who's this crazy lady who's trying to get to know me? Was your voice note just, hi, is this available? Straight to the point. Hey, really cut through in competition, though.

I don't know. I'm saying everyone just ask hi as it's available. But to voice note, that isn't safe. It would stand out. I can't believe. What did they say? She replied written. She didn't voice note back, insulting. But, hey, it was a great exchange of...

Oh, that's so much worse that she didn't voice note back. I know. You didn't reciprocate. That's not a good sign. Should we get her on the show? See what she thought about it. You want to call the... Sorry, you want to call the person that your voice nod.

You've already defied the rules of marketplace becoming personal with her. Now you want to call her on the radio. I think we should just to find out if she thinks the same as what we think. Yeah, as like a PSA, can we or can we not voice note on Facebook Marketplace once and for all? And Sarah will be able to tell us whether she liked it or not. You can't do that.

Are you going to call it? Absolutely cool. Let's call her next. Give you a detail. I'm going to call Sarah from Facebook Marketplace. No, I'm just Roke. No, that's weird. But James Rokey is here.

You've got a stand-up show that's happening in Al-Tiro back from Canada for it. I am actually. That's the reason I'm here. So I'm here. I'm touring my show, Champorado. I'm going Wellington first on Wednesday this week. And then Thursday, I'll be in Auckland at Q Theatre. Hamilton at a meteor on Saturday and in Christchurch

at the Little Indromeda on Thursday next week. Amazing make sure you go to James Rookase. Stand-up comedy show here in Al Tiro. Thanks for joining us, man. And we have to get your... Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. If you were listening just before,

Steph admitted that she sold something on Facebook Marketplace this week. And you went against Facebook Marketplace etiquette, which is to be the doldrums of society and treat everyone terribly. And you sent a voice memo. to someone who is picking up one of your things. I don't see what the big deal is. And I do not feel good about someone waiting on hold right now, Sean,

who you haven't put their name there. And I'm panicking. I'm panicking with what's about to happen. Harrison and I have tracked them down because we thought it was an insane thing to do. I won't say their name because I haven't asked them if I can say it on the radio. But hello, welcome to the show. You bought something up. What did you buy a Steph on Facebook marketplace?

Sean? What did I buy? Baby play jumpy activity thing Which was in really good condition by the way How much did you buy it for? $65 which was a bargain It was a bargain No, my partner was worth a lot more than that

My partner Jake was like You should have got more for that And I was like no I feel like that's a fair price I get second hand It's quite big It's quite big anyway this is so weird Sean that you've done this Look, you started this.

You started this connection with your Facebook Marketplace buddy here. I'm just fostering the relationship. So, all right, talk us through it anonymous. You're going to buy this thing. Steph sends you a, because Marketplace is all like, hi, is this available? Yes, pick up now. Steph goes and sends quite an intimate. What I can only assume is a podcast of a voice message to you.

It was 11 seconds, Sean. Relax. What were your thoughts when you received it? Well, it was interesting. Not going to lie. I haven't had a close, you know, interaction like that on Marketplace. But I thought, you know, whatever, floats her boat. She's obviously a bit busy.

But what I did find weird was she didn't send me her bank details. And her partner was like, I guess I trust you. And I did it at the door. Yeah. Upsies. I forgot that bit of it. But have you guys men person? No, I wasn't home.

Oh, no, my punity. No, I actually forgot to send you the bank stuff. But hey, details. Important stuff, though, right? Nah, nah. I'm just over. vibes are more important to me. Did you, when you got the message where you're like,

this is a bit weird, maybe she's like a bit lonely and she's trying to look for more friends and that's why she sent me a face. Do you think, did that come to mind maybe? Yeah, maybe. Maybe she does want a new friend. We are locals, so you know. Yeah, well, actually, this could be the start

of a beautiful new friendship because we live in the same neighbourhood. We've obviously got kids in near the same age. Truthfully, I talked to Anonymous. I was messaging her to tee this up. And I was like, can you roast them and say this was an awful thing to do? And you were like, no, you actually didn't mind it, eh? You were like, you actually thought it was quite sweet.

It's, it's a trusting thing to do, I reckon. Yeah. I vibed you. I was like, you got a good aura about you. Okay, well, you heard of here first. Maybe it is an all right thing to do. You deserve to hear my voice. You could get some weirdos though.

You don't. They'll be careful. They'll be too trusted. That's true. No, you know, I stand by. You've got to stop voicemboing people, Steph. It's weird, especially when you don't know them. Oh, Sean, trust me.

You calling her is a lot weirder. Yeah, I'm sorry actually. I've doubled down on the weirdness. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. This year is for the man of the year. Now, you may have seen the trend that comes with this online, right? The song's called Man of the Year.

People will post a quote or say something that a man in their life is said to them. Like absolute douchebag territory. Yeah, just full-on toxic. And so it's the trend on TikTok. Can I read out some that I've found? Some of these are crazy. Man of the Year. Got me pregnant at 20 years old.

Promised me everything. Left me a month after finding out. Blocked me and everyone I know got with a new girl and still doesn't care how it affects me or his own baby. Whoa, it's the baby. They pulled through with the baby. Yeah. Awkward.

Man of the Year, sometimes when I'm not in the mood to kiss you, this is a message sent to her, but you're all over me I think about my mum and it low-key puts me in the mood Oh That's here in for the man of the year Strange

Been there Hey here's a woman of the year Because I mean everyone can be a bit toxic Can't we? It doesn't work with the song really Not really But I'm so so sorry We were just arguing

And he came over to comfort me And I was super upset with you This is obviously another message It really meant nothing to me You don't do enough for me though I forgive you for that though Woman Maybe me and Harrison can be honest

I'm sure there are things in our life Harrison We've done that aren't amazing As the men on the show Maybe we could get ahead of it Yeah I mean definitely not as horrific As that But you know The class one I brought up there today

I put mayo in all the dinners That my girlfriend would make me But I thought about this last night genuinely She made me to a delicious Hungarian dinner last night I didn't put mayo on it

And she herself was like Wow Look at you That's here for the man It was huge She literally texted her mum Saying he didn't put mayo in dinner tonight And how good was it saying

That she was so happy Yeah, it would be good for mayo No, worth it I'm worth it I've got one My girlfriend Jeannie is really into the new season Of Love Island right now She really wanted to watch her on the TV last night

But I said Sorry Babes The Love Island accent Just for her That was not a Love Island I'm watching Clarkson's farm On the telly today That's here for the man of the year

Okay, I'm glad both of yours are quite low-key, to be honest, compared to this trend. But text in yours, 33433. When did someone toxic to something so utterly, ugh, in your life? And maybe you received a message from them. Even better if you've saw Godin, you can tell us what the message said. But what did the person do? 3343, you can text. We can read out your messages as anonymous.

Or you can give us a bell if you like. Oh, 800 the edge. And let's just really bask in it together. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. There's a bit of a trend that goes online with that, where people are kind of dredging up trauma from their ex-relationships, either reading out a text that their ex-boyfriend sent to them

or a toxic man in their life, and then are playing the song. We might have bitten off more than we can chew, asking people to submit these. I think we could almost just say, I was going to say on behalf of the Ejabu's team, I apologize to all these women of what these men have been doing

just from the text we've been receiving. Pretty hectic stuff. Yep. Yeah. She meant to mean, Sean's example of me putting mayo on my girlfriend's dinner and Sean watching Clarkson's Farm instead of Love Island. This is a bit different.

Yeah, they're pretty full on. Yeah. Yeah. Chippers. Okay, well, let's, we'd so appreciate you texting in. Yes, thank you though. Kristen, shall we start with you on 0800 the edge? So, what happened?

So this is a boyfriend that's actually my dad, father. So in 2017, when I was 17, he basically told me, get out of the house, go away. Hadn't spoken to him since. And then in 2021, the day before my 21st birthday, my mum gets a text from him saying that his mom has passed away. The funeral is going to be six hours away, and it's on my birthday. And so I showed up to the funeral because it's my nan. And, yeah, basically my dad gave me a lot of grief the entire time. Where the hell have you been, Kristen.

I've been struggling with the death of my own mother. You haven't been here to support me. I've been struggling so much. How dare you leave me to deal with this on my own? And, yeah. Oh, my God. So it does feel poor taste to play it now, but... That's here for the ban of the...

Kristen, I'm so sorry. That's awful. Oh. Heck, heck, that's... I'd say, well, you're the one that like, it made no sense in your brain, I'm sure, because he's the one that was, like, forced you to leave, and now he's the one blaming you for not a single contact.

Like, you can't have it both ways, Dad. It's insane. It's all right. He's complaining about the fact that he doesn't know his grandson now. Oh, God. Kristen, could this be fixed with an edge musty movie? No, probably not. It depends on if you're actually going to give it to me, Sean,

because, like, your previous... It's the bag of ear again. I was going to come see you on. Christchurch and demand that bag of air, but unfortunately, I actually have friends unlike you, Sean. I love you. I'm not saying you for such bait. You know what? I'm not sending you the movie pass.

No, I don't want your stuff. I will. I'm going to send you the movie. Give it to Steph. No, I want to give them to you. Trust me. I think you, Steph. I'll actually send them to you.

Yeah, thank you. Do you like me? Oh, yeah. I love you, Harrison. Oh, thank you. It's just me and your dad on the outside. Oh, my God. Oh, you're up there with, um, Jaden.

Me, Jaden and you're dead. Oh, God, don't do that. Oh, thank you, Chris. Okay, well, hey, that's for me as well. That's here. Um, okay, should we keep doing the phones or? No, I don't think so. The text are full on, honestly.

I don't know if I want to, like... No, I've tried to pick text of what to read out. There's none of them that is. It's very serious. I think let's play a fun song. Okay, and let's bring this back to my. because there are so many that we didn't get through and yeah, let's do it

let's all again tomorrow. Your avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. It's time for the part of the show where Harrison will find an aspect of his life he's struggling with and you ask Steph and I to help him with some social cues. It's cool.

You have recently, it's pretty hard to say after you've such a chipper upbeat intro like that but I have had someone passed in my life recently. Oh, I don't know that. Yeah, that's all right. That's so sad. But when I say recently, I'd say about two years ago.

Aw. So not so recently, but I'm just thinking about it. But that's sad. And I was thinking of, I've been to quite a few funerals before. I just have. I was thinking, I'm going to read a list of things that I do at funerals and just check with you guys if they are okay or not. As someone, I haven't been to a funeral in a long time.

It's sad if you've gone to a few recently. Touch word. Everyone touch word, please touch word. Do they, um, do they, um, do they, um, do they? They still do asparagus rolls? I don't think it's very funeral focused, but yes, there may be an asparagus role here or there. I've always thought Salabrin at a funeral is just the most outstanding person.

Like, they just read the tone really well and can speak so beautifully, can't they? Yeah. Good points. That's my thoughts. Okay, hit us. Here's my thoughts. Realist you know maybe from you guys, please. When I'm at a funeral, I filmed the whole thing.

Why? Why do you do that for? Just for memories to maybe share it I can clip it up and do a few reels So you're not live streaming it for family members You're just for your own content Nah, just to film it maybe for a bit of content Because I'd do content on the side of this

So if there was to be anything What would you make a reel out of it, a funeral? I don't know, what is the song trending at the moment? Song trending? You just put Pink Panthera's over the picture of someone giving you eulogy Maybe a dance next to it Please don't, please no

I'm going to say absolutely no No, no, no, no, no, no, huge no I'm just going to say maybe just for creative reasons I still want that window open for me Okay, this is a good one I think you guys like this one I'm not gonna do it but a slow clap as the casket is lowered

We love a slow clap on this show And it builds up You're like ooh It'll hit the ground People are shoving on dirt You're like, yeah Because it's a celebration of life It's not

I don't think so Not that, yeah So you're applauding that it's being buried It's not good Yes I think there's a time in a place For a slow clap And on this radio show

It was a perfect example Of the correct time in a place When people win prizes and things but no, not at a funeral. I'll say yes. I'm probably going to say yes for that because that's my favourite part of the funeral. Every time they say the person's name,

I yell out, was a legend. So what did you guys practice doing, speech? Okay. Okay, thank you everyone for gathering here today to celebrate the life of Sean Hill. Was a legend?

He was like a brother to me. I was thought of Sean. Was a legend? And that goes on for the whole eulogy and everything. You know, I think one of them's actually quite good Yeah, one of them's good And then, but I think You've got, you can't go more than three

Gosh, I've racked up to like 41 funeral I think I know, it's not I'll do, uh, maybe It's funny, it's a good one Um, a couple more, snacks I always bring a bag of chicken chips And a little bottle of Pepsi Max Is that okay?

So it's just Ptsch-Sp Yeah, that's a go-to for me I've cracked the snacks I think at the wake is fine during the ceremony, no. Okay. Yep. What's the point in this?

You're going to do it anyway. Okay, I write no, wink. Bring my U-E boom just to get the vibes up? No. Just as people go out to speech, I'll play it. No, the family has decided what music to play, or the person themselves has decided, so let's just leave them to do it. Okay.

I'd like that at my funeral, though, if I die before you bring you e-e-boom. It's good a vibe. Okay, final one. Now, this is before the casket even goes into the ground. This is usually before the funeral, before whatever. Slide over the casket like a cop on a bonnet of a police car. You know in those movies, the action movies that run up and they'll slide across the bonnet. Like Dukes of Hazard?

Yeah, yeah. I'm just going to do that to pay my respects in a different way. What do you do when you're on the other side? Slide across and then you just walk back around. But there's like flowers and a photo normally on the casket and things like that. So it's like things that you might damage some stuff. Yeah, but I'm pretty good to lining it up perfectly. And that they do fall off.

While I'm happy, I'm happy as to put them back. What if it breaks? They shouldn't break. They do break. I'm happy as to replace it. You're happy as to, you're happy as. He brings a spare cop with the photo to see that. They have to do it.

No, absolutely not Harrison. I'd like to see that at Huky N'Roll. Okay, yes, one yes, too. No, it's not happening, okay. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Guys, um, I work on a TV show. Cool.

Thank you. I don't know if you've heard. I don't think we give you enough credit for it. I don't think I ever mean sure. You're an actor. Yeah. But I work in that during the day. And then I come here during the afternoon.

And then, yeah, a lot of acting. It's on Ahikado's TV show. And it's very fun. And my favourite thing. What do you prefer? What's more fun? What's more fun? Acting or this?

Tough. They're very different. I'm not saying one's better than the other. That's very different jobs. Yeah. What do you prefer? Well, acting is always my dream. That's about to say that on the radio

To say ain't as long as my dream Yeah Radio's a new thing for me Yeah and... So all those years of auditioning and auditioning And getting nothing to finally get a role It's pretty heavenly Yeah

You're pretty happy Mm-hmm Yeah So I didn't go to radio school and stuff for this So I haven't had the same And people would have the same journey No build up No build up

Exactly I've watched the video When you started at the edge You listened to your whole life growing up Oh yeah Yeah Big fan of JJ You modelled your look off JJ

Yep Because she's gorgeous Yeah Okay What It's a joke So my favourite part About acting on these shows

Is the extras I love extras I've always wanted to be an extra Oh That's actually a slur They're now What are they called Performed

No they're called like Background Artist or something now You actually can't say extras Extra, so it's like background performing. Yeah, they're like background performing artists, please. Can I say, way too long. Yeah, it's quite long. Just call them extras.

Call them backies. Backies? Yeah, backies. What are we? Rugby lingo. We're in New Zealand backs and the forwards. The four are the main ones? Yeah.

In the back. But they're my favourite people in the set because they're the most interesting kind of people. Like, we all get in a shuttle and we travel to sets at the moment from our home base where we get changed and I'm highlighting my lines and the extras have like some scripts as well. Like, the background before.

artist, has some scripts as well, that I can be used it after you? And in my head I go, oh, lines today. Oh, rude. Road! Yeah, we do. They're more than just background performing artists, Harrison, their people too. They had two lines each, good on them. Yeah, they're in the scene.

It was funny. Actually, the part that you might like, Steph, I thought, you were excited, is that in the scene, two girls had to share a bowl of fresh hot chips. Oh, yum. I know. How much I love eating. I know. But if we make them reshoot that 20 times.

Yeah, but the craziest story today from the extra was that one of the extras, lovely-ass guy, he had one line at the very end to say, Kiyoda, no word of a lie, Kiyoda. We shoot this scene, me and this girl, it's the longest scene I've ever shot in the show. It's about an eight-minute scene.

It's a conversation, real heated, real late. We go through ways, we both break down, we cry, we make up, it's the most intense scene that he walks on the very end and saves his line. So we do this whole scene and he walks in, face bright red,

so nervous. And he goes, I, I, like, look at it. I forgot my line. And that was like,

no! Why you've forgotten your line? They're like, it's cured her. Oh no. Should we go from the top? Should we go from the top? Yeah, well, cut,

mate. We're going to have to go to the top. So there's poor extra. one line is background performing artists, say Kiyoda, and yeah, kind of set me off on a bad move for the rest of the day. So all that where we put in, mate, is, ah, what's the line?

It's Kiyoda, mate. He's trying. He's trying. What's the line? Yeah. But yeah, extras are great. You guys should do it some time. And background performing artists, we should do that some time. We should do that some time. Your Arvos, Head Harder with Sean,

Steph and Harrison. The Edge. time for the top three. Today's top three is based on, if you've missed it, Steph was talking earlier on the show. Harrison and I making fun of her for sending a voice memo to someone who is picking up an item on Facebook Marketplace. Freak. So it's quite an intense thing to, it's quite, it's not really within the rules of Marketplace, Steph, you want to treat people poorly? No, I don't think, I know people do do that, but I feel like I want to change that. And I like just then I said do-do.

Well, I've got the top three laws for Facebook Marketplace etiquette. It's that time of the day. Your news. Brought to you by... Driving 45 minutes and spending 20 bucks on gas just to get a $5 house plant. Bargain though. And presented by...

That person who just trolls through Marketplace low-balling everyone? A new coffee table for 100 bucks. I'll give you 15, bro. Pick up today, bro. I promise, bro. It's the Edge Top 3. Do you know what I hate is when you're trying to do a deal

on Facebook Marketplace and they're like, can you drop it here? And it's like, literally no. Can I be straight off the bat? I have never used Facebook Marketplace. Wow. It scares me too much. It looks too intimidating.

It's never wanted to use it. It is full on. It's full on. It scares me. It's a lot of admin. It's a lot of, is this still available? And it's just like a lot. Well, this is good advice for you.

Because these are the, I've got the top three laws for Facebook marketplace etiquette today. And number one is... One. Never type detailed questions to someone on a listing. Just hit the automatic high as this available. Every single time. You want them to receive about 50 of those messages and be overwhelmed and unable to respond. No, you're never going to get something.

if you just say hi, is this available. You have to be like, you have to have some pizzazz. You have to stand out from the crowd. Two. Leave a voicemember. If selling, tee up multiple buyers telling them all they can have the item, and then it's just kind of a first and first serve.

Whoever gets their first can have it, and then do not reply to the rest of them. Ghost them. Literally that happened on the weekend. So we were selling a vacuum cleaner, and this lady was an hour late, and so Jake's like, well, I'm going to list it as available again

because she's so late she's not replying. and unfortunately gave the address already though and then he ended up selling it two minutes later and then the lady turned up. Why would you only do that an hour later? An hour late. Are you that hustling to sell things? Well, just like, you know, you're going to say

your home at 2.30, you want to be there at 230, you know? Wow, this is a whole world. Yeah. Three. Don't reply to any messages for days and then get really angry when people can't shop within an hour of your eventual response. It's kind of how people react on Facebook Marketplace, Harrison.

What I've learnt you can't be above, them, you've got to be below them in order to get your bargains. Can I say what, like honestly, what are you going to trade me? Yeah, it costs money. Fees me. Oh, marketplace is free.

Free. Yeah, but you have to put up with the annoyances of it, but it's free. Face to face. Going old school, I like it. It's The Edge Top Three. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. Hey, I hope you enjoyed the podcast. This is a podcast outro. This is a little bit extra for you. If you listen to that and you're like, God, I wish there's more. Are you in luck? I don't think anyone's still listening to be honest.

It's my birthday next week, this week. Oh, my gosh. 10 days? 10 days? You want to be here for it so you don't get a present. That's the rule. Can I have it observed? I'll be here three days after it.

You know they have some birth week, chat. No, I'm not that kind of guy, but I do like people to mention it on my birthday. That it's your birthday? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's always nice. Yeah, but I'm not like, don't make the week of it, but I'd like something small. Before you talk about what you're going to talk about Would you like a show present?

Because that's kind of what we do around here. Harrison, I don't know if you're aware. We haven't really had a birthday yet. Ladies is coming up in July. Don't spend money. Do you know what I used to do with my old co-hosts is we would buy each other gag gifts from our local Salvation Army?

So we'd buy each other, like the cheapest, shittiest things we could find that we think they'd like and it was always funny. So it's been no money. Spend like $5 at a sellies and find some shitty funny things. Okay, what would you prefer we do, Harrison? That or last year everyone chipped in

and I got $200-80 our shoes from ASOS. For my birthday. Oh, really? Because everyone chips in. It's boring, though. You just get something cool. Yeah.

It's funnier if it's something shit like the salvos. Yeah, and then we set the president and cosy lives of not having to spend actual money on each other. Yeah, I don't think we actually give each other legit presents. We don't have to spend money on each other.

That's so boring. Oh. As the first birthday, I'm willing for us to lower the standard of the gifts on the show. Well, let's just say hypothetically, we can have this chat on here, I think, but like, I mean right now,

what would we get Sean for his birthday? Like a nice present? Like a nice present. What would you get him? I didn't think of something. Can't be voucher. I would ask Jeannie what like Cologne or something he was.

Cologne? Well, if we're chipping in 40 bucks, being like that is up. Fucking boring. Like it's nice. It is nice. It is a good gift. I'm almost out of my cologne.

What do you want? Funny one or a nice one? Funny one. Okay. I don't want to spend the money on everyone else. That's what I'm thinking. It'll be funny. For radio purpose, the entertainment person.

Yeah, we give it on air. Do you, yeah, on air, if you guys a perfume, he'll say, Oh, I needed this? No, it's not really an on-air thing. This is good. Normally, well, okay, so it's two separate things. So it's a nice present not on ear, or it's a funny present for on-air. I don't think we need to give each other presents.

Well, this is what we should give each other presents. Stop trying not be friends with us. We should not try and give each other presents. What do you mean? I'll give you a present. Actual proper presents? Yeah, ma'am. Yeah.

I'll give you a present. I don't think I've ever, like, people are friends not give each other presents. Yeah, but we're more than friends. We're a family. Yeah, I just don't know about that. Okay. Now you guys can give me stuff. I'll heavily receive them.

The reason I want to bring it up is because I've had bad birthday presents in the past. Such as. Last year, my older brother got me a present, which was the worst thing I could have had. What was that? I was, okay, so my brother is incredibly extroverted, love in a pieces.

Yeah. But he doesn't understand wanting to. to like chill out. He doesn't. Like he's super extroverted, hangs up with 100 people all the time. He like chills out by being around people and he always wants to do things with me for my birthday, which is lovely. I go out for dinner with him. I love that idea. I like doing an

activity for a birthday thing. Yeah, so do I. But I was like, I was having this party on a Saturday and it was a big, big shindig. I think, um, I think you just had a baby actually, so I think I invited you, but you couldn't make it. I didn't actually know Harrison at the time. But it was, um, a big B. YO and then a big karaoke night. And then it was like, I was going to

push the boat out and be really dusty the next day. But that was like, I was doing it. It was my birthday. And so Thomas, my brother was like, I've planned something for the Sunday for the day after. I was like, dude, full disclosure,

I'm going to be very, very hungover. Please make it very chill. He goes, oh, I will be. You'll love it. Perfect hungover day. Right? And so I'm like, okay, in my head, I'm like,

please let it be like a massage or something or a spa or just brunch. In my head, I'm like, Thomas won't do that. He's so extroverted. And I was like, Tom, just, Three times. I just say, Tom, honestly, please.

I'm going to have a bender. Please make it show. I'm going to be so hung over that day. I don't want to do anything too much. So if you've organised a big day, let's just do it another time. No, that's perfect. It'll be a perfect time. Right, the next day I show up to Yum Char for breakfast, which is lovely.

For breakfast? Yeah, for breakfast. Random. My mum and dad are there. I'm on, like, I've driven up from Todonga. Yeah. I'm on like, a bad come down. I'm very hungover.

And I'm like, this is nice, yum char, mom and dad, him. That's lovely. Great. You have some food. I'm like, awesome. I'm going to go back, go and get in bed,

watch a movie. And Thomas goes, now the real party starts. I've got you tickets to Sert to Sala. It starts in half an hour. We're all going to go. And I was like, I don't,

I don't want to go. I don't want to go. I don't want to go. I'm not a fan of the circus. I'm not a fan of a circus. So Thomas goes, we're going to go. And I'm like,

my face went to pale. I don't want to do this. So he leaves and I talk to dad. I'm like, dad, I'm struggling today. I want to go home and go to bed. Can I tell Thomas is a birthday gift, can I not do this? And dad goes, no, I think you're just going to suck it up and go.

So I'm sitting in Cirque to Sala. I'm like anxious as hell. I'm sweating cold sweats. They cramp you into Spark Arena. It's cold. I'm jammed in there with strangers next to me. The lights are dark, super intense music, two and a half hour show. Like flashing lights, real intense music.

I'm like uncomfortable. I'm so hungover. And I just hated it. And I just went through the whole day. And I hope he doesn't listen to this podcast. Did you ever tell her? Did you hated it? Nah.

Okay. Interesting. No, anyway, that was the worst. It was just the worst. Why have people liked that? So were you lying? Were you like, this is awesome? Yeah, I was like, thanks man.

That was great. But then I had to be a little honest where I was like, it's not really my thing? Just so he didn't think he would like... See, and this is exactly why I think we'll just get you a funny little gag gift. Yeah. Nothing personal.

Because that, I don't want that reaction. I don't want that reaction. Nah. Yeah, I've gone off the idea. Case and point. Yeah, your brother's really really cool. for doing that. Those are prices on those figures aren't you. I know.

That's why I was like, but I was like, I don't actually have to share this with him, this podcast. You get to share this with him? Yeah, just so he knows. You send a link to him. Yeah, man. Skip to 64 minutes in. Hey, you probably knows.

Anyway, um, hey, thanks for listening to the podcast. Thanks, everyone. See tomorrow. Leave a comment. You won't, but please do. First person leaves a comment, we'll give you something. 100 bucks out of Sean's wages. Done.

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