The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #88: Kaylee Bell predicts the super rugby Final?! 🏉

Episode Date: June 19, 2025

EZ Monday  Chiefs or the Crusaders?  Kaylee Bell Predicts the super rugby final score - will she be right?! 5 Star Fact  Problematic Nursery Rhymes Steph's Addiction is sorted  What are you addicted to? Shower thoughts  Edge Arvos Census  When was your first kiss? Who buys the most adult toys… men or women? Seans PSA to Bars Top 3  Blemishes and all  Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

This is a podcast from Rover. Okay, so chances are you're on your way to pick up or waiting for the clock to finally tick down to knockoff time. So while you're doing that, we're going here. Oh, a fence taken. There. This flashback all up my shirt. And yeah, pretty much you're aware.

And don't have nits. This is your all new. Edge Arvos with Sean, Steph and Harrison. And it starts now. Welcome to the show New Zealand. Friday. That's what I call it when it's a Thursday, a head of a long weekend. We get the Friday off. No, Harrison, this afternoon.

He's acting. Guys, something terrible happened. Terrible happened. You know how before I was... To me? What happened? I was like, I'm craving a chocolate bar. Yeah. And so I went to the old vending machine that thank God is working today, but actually, I kind of

wish it wasn't working because I went up to it and I was like, okay, what's my go-to chocolate bar? Peanut Slab. And what number is it? 502. Bada-bing, butabum, put it in, three bucks, and that's when I realised a fruit and nut was coming out. Oh, no, they've re-suffled it. I bought a bloomin' fruit and nut bar.

I mean, I ate it, but, like, isn't that devastating? She's hollered up the rapper of a Wittaker's fruit and nut. That's not bad, though, is it? It's like, craving something, and then you get something that's like, you can't suck on a fruit and nut the same way, you know? It's so unsuckable. It's so annoying. There's a joke there somewhere, but it's too early to make it.

It's too early, Sean. Hey, big show today, though, your chance to win $10,000. Coming up next with Easy Money. Let's get right into it. 0800 The Edge. We'll give you a letter between E and Z. 30 seconds. 10 questions.

Answer each one. Win $10,000. Your Avos, hit harder. With Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Win $10,000 right now with the Edge. 10K. EZ.

If you've never caught the game, it is super easy. $10,000 up for grabs. We'll give you a letter between E and Z. Hence the name. 30 seconds on the call. clock, 10 questions. Answer each one with a word of that letter that you've been given, Win 10K. Who's from Rotorua? He's an animal whisperer. His name is Richard. Welcome to the show,

Richard. Yeah, Richard. Hey, Keira. Welcome everybody. Welcome you too. Welcome, welcome. Oh, no, welcome you, Richard. I love, we need more listeners to welcome us to our show. I've loved that. It was nice to experience. Richard, what animals do you whisper with? Well, mainly dogs, But also cats as well. Okay. So I can make them lie down, sit down, and make them roll over on their back. But I can also make them talk. So I say corero for them to talk, and then they look at me for a little bit and they do a bark or meow.

Do a cat. Oh my God. You've taught animals to speak today, Richard. That's the most key Bihara thing I've ever heard, mate. Do I have Richard on the phone or Nigel Thornberry? Oh no, it was Eliza Thornebury. Eliza Thornebury. I could talk to animals. Dr. Doolittle?

Dr. Doolittle? They pick up, they pick up Teary all quite good. I was quite amazing. They pick up half than me. Richard, you're the man, bro. I love this. Oh my gosh. Hey, hey, hey, big call before we're about to hopefully give away $10,000. But can we give Richard a wonderful caller of the week prize?

I just love the energy. I think we do. Richard, prior to even playing, we're going to make you our wonderful core of the week, dude, which means you're winning a... Hey! You won a $100 new world voucher man as the sponsor of the show. Oh, awesome.

There we go. I thought I was just winning by getting on the show, so that's even better. Thank you very much. Richard, we love you. Once you've made the sale, stop selling, mate. You are killing it.

I love you. All right. Now, heads in the game, everybody. Richard, 30 seconds is the time that you will have to name 10 things from our 10 categories with the letter K. this afternoon. K for K bar.

It doesn't help. K for K road. I don't know if you say just the letter K. Yeah. K for Kellogg's cereal. Yep. You got it. K for not. Yes, the silent K.

Good, good, good, good, good, good. All right, Richard, so 30 seconds you can pass and hopefully we'll have time to get back to the category that you've passed on. We will all be listening very closely to your answers, no repeated answers, please. And your time will begin when I finish saying the first question. Are you ready? Good boy, yes, thank you. Here we go, Richard from Rotorua. With the letter K, please name for us, a Kardashian.

Kim. A human body part. Past. A food brand. Pass. A way to show affection. Kiss. A water sport

Triaki A language Cantonese Something that Swims A word with a silent letter Neat A Grammy winner

Time Oh you said Cantonese for the language I know Start with the sea Baga Sorry You did come away with a hundred dollar new world voucher Richard

Yeah awesome thank you I'm going to award that four out of 10 today. You passed on a human body part. That could have been knee. You used that later on. Knuckle kidney, a food brand Kellogg's. Craft, Krispy Cream, KFC. But 4 out of 10 today, bro. Thanks so much for playing, Richard.

Love your energy, Richard. Call it anytime. No, thank you very much. What a legend. Your Arvos, Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, big footy game this weekend. Super Rugby Final Chiefs and Crusaders. It's going down in Christchurch on Saturday night.

Did you see there not allowing any cow into the Christchurch stadium to give the Chiefs an advantage. Ooh, okay. We're about to have a bit of a Chiefs versus Crusaders match of our own in the studio right now. In a little glass jar in front of me. Read two pieces of paper. One says Chiefs, one says Crusaders. Sean and I have to select a piece of paper at random and have to call a sports bar

and try and sneak in. If you pull out Chiefs, we'll call Christchurch. And I'll try and say the word Chiefs to a Christchurch sports bar as many of times as possible. Yeah. Okay? And then vice versa. Hard, but harder to try and sneak the word crusader in?

Yeah, I think we both want Chiefs here. Okay, we both want Chiefs here. Okay, you pull that up for yourself. Okay, I've got one. Yes. Chiefs, all right. Chiefs, okay, let's call Christchurch and try and sneak in the word Chief as many times as I can to a sports bar.

Robby's Ricketing, Carol speaking. Gide, Chief. Is this Robbie's Rickett in? Yes, it is. Oh, cool. Just wondering, is this a sports bar? It is a sports bar Good, good, good

Because the chief thing I want to know Is if you'll be playing the game this weekend We are But we're actually fully booked Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, okay Poor, what are we going to do? Do you reckon anyone's going to bail out Or that's not likely, is it?

I have no idea It just, yeah, whatever happens on the night, really True, true, true, because we're looking for a place My friend has really bad allergies, and you don't have, like, tissues on the tables there, do you? Or he can just bring a handkerchief? No. Okay. Yeah, you have to bring a handker.

Okay. And I'm just looking at the menu online. I don't eat chief, I mean beef anymore. I can't see a chicken burger. Do you guys do like burgers in there? Fish burger? No, chicken. Do we do a chicken burger?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, there's a fried chicken burger. Okay, perfect, perfect. Okay, cool. Well, we'll cross our fingers there. Chief about this Saturday, but hopefully see you then. All righty. Okay, thanks.

Thanks, Chief. Bye. Bye. Bye, right, Chief. Okay. Instant feedback is you killed that. I can't, I couldn't watch. I couldn't watch. If anyone's still listening right now, congratulations.

It was so difficult to listen to. Great job. How many did I get, Stephen? Oh, my God. All right, your turn with Crusaders. There's no way. Welcome to the Hums. speaking with Ethan, how can it help?

Oh, what's up? My Crusader, how are you, bro? Yeah, good, thanks, buddy. How are you? Yeah, good, man. Sorry, I'm trying to try calling people the Crusader. It's a weird thing. Hey, that's all right.

Big fan of that, um, Scribe album. Do you know the one? I think it's called Crusader. No. No idea. Oh, what's called, okay? What can I do for you, too? Oh, you know what?

I prefer the term crusader, but that's okay, man. Um, you ever on a boat, you know, you've been a skipper on a boat and your crew, like, just mumble at you, and your crusace? dude you're like guys come on speak up you know what I'm saying anyway you're watching the big game this weekend bro you're watching the big good game big footy game uh will be I'll be just serving some booze over the bar so

yeah man legend legend hey uh yeah bro I'll come I'll come from watch it man anyway I just wanted to say that's all bro thanks so much for for chance to me bro you have a great day and um enjoy the rest of your day and all the rest of it legend cheers cheers I'm done Oh, Sean, what was your, what was your, what was the joking? You try and work crusader. When the crew of your ship mumble and you're like crusader? That was crazy that you said that.

I don't know. That's so funny. I've given myself a yuck. And did you hear me? He said chief, so I get another point. Do you? I win. I went.

You're avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. So I've got a baby at home. He is 13 months old, and I was singing with him yesterday. He's really into the Beach Boys at the moment since... Oh, he'll be devastated. His lead singer died this week, yeah. So my partner Jake's been playing it a lot.

R-A-P, R-O-P. What's his name? I don't know. But they sing that song, Baba-Bah, Bar-Bah-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B. So that's what we've been singing a lot at our house. Kind of like a little step away from the standard nursery rhymes. For, just a mix of...

that, but also, because I've had a realisation that they're dark. Are they? So dark, Sean. Have you ever heard of Five Little Ducks? No, you're saying earlier, though. Is this a new nursery? Do they update nursery rhymes? I think they do, like, invent new ones. But this one, I think, is not new, new.

Five Little Ducks went out one day over the hill and far away. Mother Ducks said, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, and only four little ducks came back. Whoa. And then four little ducks went out one day, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, until three ducks came back, only two ducks came back, only one duck came back, no little ducks came back is how the song kind of ends.

Wasn't irresponsible mother? And I'm like, this is insane. This is traumatic. This is a poor mother duck who imagine, it's hard enough just looking after one little infant small thing, let alone five, and she loses one every single day. And then finally at the end of the nursery rhyme, all the little ducks come back. But do they really? Is that just like a...

And are they ever the same after they've been over the hill for four days alone? What's over the hill? Is there a Pookico? Because if there's a family of Pukiko, you know what? You know what Pukiko like to eat, and that are small little ducklings. Imagine being the first duckling that went over the hill. It's been over the hill for four nights by itself. Man, I want to follow-up nursery, Ryan, where the first little duckling who was alone for four nights

deals with that untapped trauma in his 40s. So much baggage. And goes through it and goes, man, this is where it all went wrong for me. When my mum abandoned me. Mummy issues? Exactly. Like, who knows? And that's on the mum, really.

No, no, it's just on life, isn't it? No, it's on the mum. If you're a mum of Mother Duck and you leave your duck out overnight, and you do not go on luck for it, that is on you. And look, this is just one example of the dark nursery rhymes that are out there. A bit more kind of further back, maybe the Sean you might remember Humpty Dumpty. Familiar. He had a big fall.

Yeah. He's not the only one that's had a big fall in the nursery rhyme world. Rocker bye baby. Rock a bye baby. What happened to the baby, Sean? I thought about a baby in a tree or something. Had a big fall. Oh my God.

Rockaboy baby had a big fall. Jack and Jill went up the hill, Sean. What do you think ended up happening to Jack? They were going up there to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, aka broke his head. I actually can't remember that nurse Rome because we used to sing a parody of it.

Did you ever hear that one? No, what was that one? Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jill forgot to take a pill and now they've got a daughter. No, I've never heard that in my life. that was all we used to say. Okay, no. So now I've got the original one.

But it's about jack getting hurt. Oh my God. It's raining. It's pouring. The old man is snoring, Sean. He went to bed and bumped his what? Head. And couldn't get up in the morning.

Oh my God. This is so dark. This is so grim, you guys. And that's why we've taken a step away from these nursery rhymes and really celebrated the beach boys this week. It's good. It's too dark. London Bridge is falling down.

A great text that just came through. Thank you now to 3343. Do you know what that's about? The London fires. Is it? Yes. We have thousands and thousands of people died. Ring a ring a rosy, Sean.

What do you think that's about? I don't know. The Black Plague. Jesus. Okay, well, let's sing Beach Boys to our children. Now, actually, sing Slipknot to your kids. It's probably better than some of that, those nursery rhymes. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. I am on a journey to provide you with a fact that's so good, so resherable, so original that it is. Sean's five-star fact. So Sean will be about to present his fact to everybody, but we do need a guest judge. So call right now in 0800 The Edge if you want to take part in judging Sean's fact because Harrison's away today. So 0800 the edge is the number. We can brave you with some goodies as well that we've got to give away. Yeah, yeah, we'll give you a good pastime-musty movie, which is Megan too.

But also you might want to fill them in on the criteria. It gets longer every week. It started off originality, shareability, performance is what we're looking for. It's kind of like... Rhythm, mana. These buzzwords, kind of like synonyms. This really makes sense. Quite confusing.

I think when we know, when we hear a fact that's worthy of five stars, we'll feel it in our bones. Oh, God, can we just say that at the start of it? When we know we know. But when we know, we know, and that's basically what the judging criteria is based upon. However, we do have to narrow it down. To shareability, originality and performance, you're right, Sean, but also things like mana. We're looking for no war chat. want numbers that we can't recall.

So numbers we've realized yesterday are okay, broadly. Like a round number. Yeah, broad numbers. We're looking for a good judge chemistry. So that's really depending on who calls through right now on 100. The edge, Vanessa is just pulling over. Hi, Vanessa.

Hello. Oh, already. Great start. I love Vanessa already. I think the judge chemistry is going to be great, which we do have to bear a mind when it comes to marking. And into Lil Lil is our other judge this afternoon. as usual. Okay, so over to you, Sean. Okay. Listen up, Vanessa. Here we go.

So... Okay, you've got this, Sean. Oh, thanks, Vanessa. The judges never have my back, Vanessa. I love this. Judge chemistry's going down. I know. They're sabotaging you deliberately. Judge chemistry, really, really rocky. Really rocky judge chemistry right now. I appreciate you. Okay.

Okay, well, we have Vanessa that it is Matariki this weekend. Today's fact is about public holidays. Today's five-star facts. New Year's Day is the most popular public holiday on Earth, with 90% of the globe enjoying a day off on that day. Did you just say five? Do you say five? Five. Definitely.

That is so quick. Vanessa. You don't want to sit in it for a bit and reflect. Really? So what was it? Did you say New Year's Day? New Year's Day is the most popular public holiday on Earth, with 90% of the globe enjoying a day off. That's true, because I would have thought maybe Christmas, maybe East, I don't know, something else.

New Year's Day. Newsday is the most celebrated public holiday. All right. Vanessa. We have to take that day off. We're all still hung over. Okay. We're learning a lot about you, Vanessa.

So do you reckon Vanessa, it's a fact that you're likely to retell or share with others? Oh, I'm texting it to my family now. Hmm. I don't know if you are. She's really got your back here, Sean. I love you, Vanessa. This is what I needed. This deep, if you haven't really listened to the show for a while,

This is like fact number 90, and it's been a debilitating load. I have. I've been watching the whole time. Oh, no, you have. And the Brisco's lady was rubbish. I actually set Tammy up. I was hoping that I could claim that as my one, but that's all right. A few weeks back if you missed that, we did have the Briscoe's lady giving us a fact.

Into Lil Lill, Marking, please. I don't know. There's just selling off about it. I do like the fact, but I just like, I feel like I would have known that on my own. Yeah, I know what you mean? It's kind of obvious. It's kind of obvious because people like just take a lot of holidays around that time. It's New Year's, it's like a new celebration.

People don't like, I feel like these days people don't care about working on Christmas. In the world, I'm talking there's like different ethnicities and religions and stuff. People have different calendars, you know, different New Year's. No, to me, I'm with Lil. I'm like, I probably would have assumed that. It doesn't blow me away. Love the soundscape though. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. It was exciting. I felt like I was a New Year's Eve. Who wants a kiss? Okay, rip off the band-day. Clearly Vanessa thinks it's five stars. So do I. I appreciate you, Vanessa.

It's evident that you and Lily are not going to give me a five-star. 3.5, there we go. They're never going to give you a five. No, one day. They'll never, ever, ever. Vanessa, we will. When it's deserving of a five, I promise you that we will. Today, Sean, it's not happening.

It's a two from me. Laurie's text in five. Yeah. Two. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, Vanessa.

But, hey, thank you so much for being a part of the judging. panel. That's okay, my pleasure. I'll thank Vanessa. Thanks Vanessa. Okay. For having my back.

I will personally make sure that you have a double pass to the movies coming your one. You're a most head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The edge. Sean, please help me. I have a big problem.

I found myself standing in the middle of Kmart again today. That's two times in a week that I have gone shopping to Kmart and I don't even have the money to shop at Kmart. Literally, I had a trolley of stuff and I went to the checkout and on my car declined and so I had to move some money around. Like I don't, I shouldn't be there. This is the second time in seven days. I've got a

problem. I'm addicted. I can't get enough. Okay. Two times in seven days is an addiction and the first step is acknowledgement. So thank you. Yeah. It's a brave thing to do. Thank you so much. Thank you for coming to me. If you don't know, if you've never listened to the show before, my name's Sean and I'm a DJ on the show. I'm a radio host. I also do quite a kind of new age form of hypnotherapy where I do help people over their addictions. So I've come to the right. Yeah, usually kind of smoking sex addiction stuff, but

no. We do. All addiction? Shopping addictions as well. Yes, please. Specifically, mine's Kmart. It's not shopping. It's just Kmart. Great. I went to go into the mall to go to the supermarket, but I kept walking past New World and I went straight to Kmart. Okay. So thank you.

Thank you. This is actually worked up perfectly that you can help me. Step through the beaded curtain there. There you go. Oh, I love what you've done with it, the place. So what I need you to do first step is sign this waiver, this health and safety form. Okay. And in that other form there. Does that one?

Yeah. This one, yeah. This is just to help me, right? Yeah, just sign that one there. And then I need you to hold the crystal balls. Okay. This is hypnotherapy? Yes, but in order to hold my crystal balls, please.

Okay. Why does he two? Yeah, well, there's two crystal balls. It's a new method I've got. Okay. Put them in one hand, though, because the other hand, you need to hold the crystal shaft. It's a long crystal that I give you.

Hold it. Yeah, there we go. Okay. Okay. Now, all you need to do is relax, close your eyes. It's very simple. I'll click. And you repeat after me, okay?

Okay. I don't need another K-mark candle. I don't need another K-mark candle. Even if they are an incredibly reasonable price. Even if they are an incredibly reasonable price. So I just need to say, please remember to create all the crystal balls. I'm sorry. Okay, sorry.

Got it. The lines are too long. The lines are too long. The clothing may be incredibly cheap. Although no, today it was like 10 a.m. The lines were very short. Close your eyes. Okay, my minute.

The clothing may be incredibly cheap. The clothing may be incredibly cheap. And have surprising longevity. And have surprisingly longevity. But I don't need another polyester knit. But I don't need another polyester knit. I have enough mugs. I have enough mugs.

I don't need a 10 pack of Kmart. Andes. Undies. I should have got undies today. Steph? Sorry, I don't need another 10 pick of undies. Brief?

Brief. Boy leg. Boy leg. Or thong. Especially not thong. God no. Anyway, you can put down the crystal balls now. How does that feel?

Do you feel like, do you feel, now every time you think of shopping at Kmart, you should feel an overwhelming urge to smoke a cigarette. This is how I get repeat business, because then now they're going to have to come back to me for the smoking thing. But we'll work through that? I think, I think, okay, I think it worked. I think it worked.

I think, glad. In fact, let's test it. Okay. Let's see if it has worked. Let's get you listening to call in an 0800 the edge and tell. Oh, I charge for this. I charged a lot for this. No, just freebie.

Just mate's rates. Freebie for today. What are you addicted to? What are you wasting your hard-earned money on at the moment? Just call us up. Give us the one thing that you're spending too much money on or time doing. And Sean will help you. Like, he's just help me.

Yeah, a new form of hypnotherapy. So it's like spending too. too much money on Temu. Oh yeah. Maybe you buy coffee every day. You don't need to. Don't need to. Right?

Oh, 800, The Edge. New Age hypnotherapy. Are you going to make the listeners create all the crystal balls in the shop? Of course. It's all part of it. It wasn't just you. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

Steph, I appreciate you being so honest earlier on the show. Yeah, I found myself at Kmart again today. That's two times in a week. And Sean just kind of, I don't know you had the ability. Like, it was some kind of like weird affirmation. hypnosis. Yeah, it's kind of my new age hypnosis that I do to help break addictions. As I said, usually I work with

kind of sex-addictor people and other things like that. But yeah, I'll do it with little things like this as well. Yeah, yeah, well let's test it again. I think it worked for me. Time will tell, but Malay is here on 0800 the edge. What are you wasting your money or time on Malay and Sean can help you? Hi, Steph.

Good evening. How are you? I'm really well, thank you. So actually the addiction is actually outside outside food. So me and my wife, like we both intend to cook every day in the evening, but because the traffic's too bad, there's always excuses and we kind of end up doing like Uber eats and takeout. So yeah, that's the addiction. I feel you, Malaya. That's a common, it's common, more common than you think. Do you mind, can you hold my crystal balls quickly, Malay?

Sure. Thanks, mate, in the crystal shaft as well. Now repeat after me, Malay. I don't need I don't need Uber Eats? I don't need to be catfished by another two-for-one deal. I don't need to be cat-fished by a two-for-one deal. And then click through and find out it's for beverages only. And click through and find out it's beverages only. I don't need another fluorescent butter chicken combo from Shamiana.

Yeah, I don't need a butter chicken combo from Shamiana. I don't need a noodle canteen number 32. That's my favourite. That's my favourite. That gets me every time. Yeah, I don't need a noodle can number 13 Yeah I don't need a family box I don't need that cheeseburger one that's like

The cheesy pleaser Sean, your sentences are very long Apologies Malayette should do it Click a couple times You are now free of your addiction to fast food As I said to see if you are heavily addicted to smoking now So every time you think of fast food

You'll die for a cigarette But you will not be having any more Maccas Congratulations Yeah that really helps Yeah definitely Truly best of luck Malay Do we have time for Kristen? Oh you do Kristen quickly

Okay, Kristen, step through my beaded curtains there, Kristen. Thank you. Hold on to these crystal balls if that's okay. Oh, they're very big. Yeah, and the crystal shaft, thanks. Oh, that's really big. I've been told. Kristen, what's your addiction?

Timo. Excuse me? Timo. Okay, Timo. I heard something else. Timo. Timo. All right.

Another common one. Kristen, repeat after me. I don't need another TEMU order. I do need another TEMO order. No, I don't need another Timu order. I do need another team as well. Kristen, I can only help you if you're willing to be help, my friend. I'm literally repeating what you're saying.

Kristen, please repeat after me. The coupon system is clearly a disguised pyramid scheme. The coupons are definitely a pyramid scheme. $94 is too much to spend on an app where everything is clearly $10 or less. $94 is well too much to spend on an app where everything should be $10 and less. Snap, snap. As I said, you're now heavily addicted to cigarettes, but free from Temu, Kristen. Amazing. I want to go spend $94 on a packet of smoke. Love that.

105 at the moment nowadays, I think, actually. Wow. It's really gone up. One person at a time. Who knew you had this ability? Exactly, yeah. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. So this is what happened to me over the weekend.

There's a little what not to do in the club. It's a bit of an expert. All those are bars. This is bars that I've done this in. Okay, okay. Say clubs because it sounds cooler. It's just an industry thing. So I DJ a lot in bars and clubs.

Yeah. As you'd know. You do sound cool. Big DJ. By the way. Yeah. Play rhythm and vines. Yeah.

Career is not going as well as it has in the past, but still getting booked for occasional club gigs. I was down in Waikato last week. I was doing a gig. Field Days was on, right? A lot of farmers in the area. Yeah, huge. Farming equipment, a lot of farming products around.

Yeah. So I'm DJing. I'm up. there. Doof doff. Allergies are flaring up. I think maybe the farming equipment. I don't know. Is there pollen in the year at the moment?

I don't think so, but I live in the cities or any pollen I'm reactive to now. Got it. Because I don't experience it day to day. I don't see grass. Sure. I haven't seen greenery in weeks. And I'll go down to Hamilton and I start getting

like sniffly, a bit of an eye thing, you know, a bit red eyes. And I was like, I'll take it. I've got some antihistamine. So I reached into my DJ bag. You are cool. I'm like a cross-body DJ bag. Okay.

I reach into my cross-body DJ bag and I pull out a little white pill and I crouched behind the DJ decks and I pop it in my mouth and I take a sip of my drink and I take the pill back. And then a security guard grabs me and goes, hey mate, what are you doing back there?

And I realise at that moment it looks like I am taking drugs. I'm hiding from security to take a pill and then I'm like, no dude, antihistamine. I've got allergies. I've got allergies. And the security guard's like, hmm, it's not the time of the year

to have pollen in the air. He did. He said it's not the time of the year for pollen. Right. And I said, look at this. Hey, it could have been the hay. Because if you're at field, field days, it's like, hay.

It was also a specific ho-down party, so there was hay around. Could have been that. Anyway, to show him the actual, like, luckily for me, I didn't just have a loose antihistamine in my bag. I had, like, the little slip of it. And I was like, see, Telfast. You can Google it. It's at Chemis Warehouse. They're cheap.

Anyway, he was like, okay, that's all right. And I got away with it. But just a little PSA this weekend, if you are around the bars and clubs, take your antihistamines before you get to town, your crazy. party animals. That's crazy that he thought you were this doing drugs right there in the open though. How Charlie would it be? How brat

would it have been if I was actually did though? No. Very Charlie. No, it would be very Charlie. No, she'd be putting it in another way. Yeah. Yeah. I thought about it, but that was the itch about. No, no, no, no. Great PSA for Sean. For everybody. Really, really, really good. Your Arvos, Hit Harder with Sean,

Steph and Harrison. The Edge. We've been recruited by the New Zealand Government to do the new census. Oh, yeah. segue. You may have heard that our census in New Zealand is stopping. They announced it yesterday. They're every five years. That's like they send up forms. You fill it in. How many people in your family? What have any cars do you drive?

Turns out it cost 320 million last time they did it. So much money. So they've stopped it. They're not doing it anymore. No census. It's all going to get their data from online. But don't worry, we've picked up the mantle for them and we will be running censuses on this show. We will throw out a few questions. We did it yesterday.

Now, we need you to call 0800 the edge to give us the data of these questions. Nothing else, just the straight data. So yesterday it was favourite super rugby team. See, these are the questions we really need to know about Kiwis. Yeah. Favorite Super Rugby team, favorite chip flavour, and the most overplayed songs in bars of Altiaroa.

And yesterday, these were some of the calls. Islanders, Reddy Felted and Sweet Caroline. Hurricane, sour cream and chives and good feeling. So that's it. Yeah, that's it. Super simple. And we'll get all the data. And what we're going to do today is Kalata and then put it up in a pie graph.

and then put it online. Speaking of pie, Sean, can I pitch to you one of our census questions that I'd love to know from the people listening to Cawthrow and 0-800-Eged to The Edge of the answers? So I want to know people's favourite pie flavour. Love that. Is that okay? Is that an okay question? I think that's what should have been on the census to start off with. How do we not know what New Zealand's favourite pie is?

Yeah, who cares about religion? Let's talk pies. And so I'm thinking, I'm going to suggest that it's going to be a mince and cheese that's going to win. But, hey, prove me wrong. Do you know what I think? I think that a buttered chicken pie is going to shock us in the numbers here. Wait, that's not. It's delicious. It'll sneak in top three.

Absolutely not. It'll be steak, steak and cheese. Okay, great. So pie flavour. Yeah, pie flavour. That's number one. I would love to know who you think the hottest New Zealander is. Wow.

Because that's a quick question. Who's the hottest New Zealander? That's juicy. Like it was Dan Carter for a long time. Is it still? Is it still? Rachel Hunter was very, but once again, Do we have hotter Kiwis out there?

Do we have like a new generation, a new wave of NZ hotties? Okay, great question for the E.Javo census, Sean. I like that one. And then one last one we need. Let's go for what is the worst city in New Zealand? The worst city? You mean to live in or to visit? No more info than that.

Just that's the question we're asking. Worst city in New Zealand. Open into interpretation. Yeah. So, 0800 the edge. Okay. We're just need those bits of data. Just real quickly, we're going to rip through you.

There's a prize up for grabs for one of you. Favorite pie flavour, hottest New Zealander, worst city. Bang, bang, bang. Bang, bang. Oh, 800, the edge, the people survey. Yoravos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Harrison, the New Zealand census, as of yesterday, news will not be happening.

We'll not be doing the five-yearly census anymore, which is good. It means people can't go, well, based on the latest data that was four years ago, there was this many Kiwis. True, true. It will be updated more regularly. They're going to do it online. But the New Zealand government has also asked us, myself and Steph and Harrison, who's away today, to just run a census just to keep track of where Kiwis are at with some big issues.

Yeah, huge issues. Issues that actually affect us rather than just like the boring stuff. Stuff like what's your favourite pie flavour? How many kids do you have? Who cares? It's old news. Boring. We want to know who's your favourite Kiwi hottie?

And our third question in this afternoon's EJAvo census is what in your area? opinion is the worst city here. Yep, so that's it. So no more information needed from you. Oh, 800, the edge, please. We're doing a few more callers. We need enough data to be able to make this a good survey. Yeah. You can also text them through 3343 as well if you don't

want to call because we'll get that up on the online thing as well. So we need favourite pie flavour, hottest New Zealander, worst settee please. Carl, please. Steak and double cheese, Aaron Simpson and Dargoville. Great stuff. Thank you very much. Sorry, just writing that down quickly.

Is that steak and cheque? Fantastic Carl Alec. Yours please? Hot a chicken, Richard McCaw and Auckland. That a Richie. Auckland, okay, thank you very much. Sorry, I'm doing I'm excited. Kristen, hello Kristen, what's yours please? Hi-a, steak cheese and bacon, Megan Mansell and Auckland.

Thank you very much. Megan Mansell, she'd be happy with that. Yes, very happy with that. Tori is here on 0800 the edge. We're doing the EJAvo census, answering three questions. What's your favourite pie flavour? Favorite New Zealand hotie and worst New Zealand city. Sorry, Steph.

It just needs to be hottest New Zealanders what we're after. Sorry, hotest New Zealander. Sorry, Sean. My bad, my bad, my bad, my bad. Tori go. Potato pot pie, Clint Randall and Auckland. Oh, a few different e-choice here. Fantastic stuff.

Do you have noticed neither of us? No, neither of us. Thank you, Tori. Angus, yours please. Mince and cheese pie, Stephen Adders and Ticowetti. Yay. First one for Ticowetti.

I love all this. Laura from Christchurch, yours please. BP, chicken Thai pie, Richie Moonga and Hamilton. Wait, I have to Google. Couldn't agree with you more.

Who's Richie Muonga? Hold on. So you have to Google the BP Thai chicken pie because it is unbelievable. Oh yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, Laura, yes. Okay, Mark from Southland, can we wrap it up here? Mark, yours, please.

Let's go steak, cheese and cottage from Walston and Cross Church, Haley Holt and Auckland. That's okay. Good, so here, Auckland, another one from the Southland. Thank you, Mark. Thank you, Mark. Appreciate that. A few texts coming through here. My phone's going to dive, minced and cheese, Benny, and Christchurch.

Christchurch. Oh, no, not Christchurch. Steak and cheese, Kajai Arpa, Narawhai here? Darawahia. Oh, poor Narawha. I would agree with. That would be my vote as well. I need to know why these places are being said. This seems so random.

There you go. Thank you so much for everybody for taking part in the EJavo census. We will compile that together. Send it to... Keep texting them through, please. 3-343. Because I want to make a pie graph out of all of them and then have all the options. Yeah, and we're sending it to the government too, Sean. And then also send it to the government.

Wait, who's a prime... This is a terrible thing. Who's a prime minister at the moment? Is it not just understell? No, I don't think it's that ball guy, aye. Oh, yes. Christopher Luglin. That's up. We'll send it to him.

We'll send it to him. All right. Hey, are the picking mix coming up next? Your Avos, Hit Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. A huge Saturday night here in Al-Teroa is before us. It's basically the Super Bowl of Super Rugby here down under. Why am I being all weird?

No, I love that when you talk about sports, you adopt the personality of a bloke who's like on Sky Sports one. He's like, it's the Super Bowl of Super Rugby Down Under. The reason I want to bring up the Super Bowl is because it reminds me a big sporting event like this of Tate McCrae, one of the world's greatest pop stars. Do you remember? Oh, she predicted the Super Bowl.

Last year, yeah. Well, the start of this year, she correctly predicted the Super Bowl exactly to the point and what team was going to win. Wait, this is football, right? I think it's going to be, wait, 70 and, no, it's going to be 40 and 22. Who's winning? Obviously, the, obviously Philly. So it wasn't the year that she made the prediction

It was a couple of years late But she still guessed the correct score And the correct team eventually So we've taken this idea Right? If their pop star Tate McCrae could accurately predict it We thought could that happen in New Zealand

Ahead of the Chiefs Crusaders Super Rugby Final this weekend We've tapped into one of our favourite pop stars Right now on the show We have Kaylee Bell joining us Hey! Hey! How are you? Hi!

Okay, thanks so much for putting... How are you? We're calling you had your little baby in your arms. You've put down being a mother for a second to talk to us. Appreciate it. Thank you. Can I just say, before we get into your prediction,

Kaylee of the Super Rugby this Saturday, you're set at Jimbing Homegrown a couple of months back. When was that? End of last year? When was hung up a few months ago? March? March? It was so good.

Like, you are world class. My God, the pipes are on you. the dance moves, and you were post-partum, like, a couple of months into being a mum. And I just, my jaw was on the floor at how great you were live. Oh, dear, thank you. Seriously. And if we're grazing, Kaylee up, I would like to say I've been DJing a lot of ho-downs recently, Kaylee Bell, and I've been playing a lot of your music in my

ho-down parties. I'm really happy to hear that. So, ho-downs are really making a comeback in this country. Hell yeah. I'm trying to become the first, like, country music DJ in New Zealand. I'm not really, I'm all I'm really doing, is playing Kaylee Bell and Luke Combs songs, makes up together, but it's working. Yeah, this is a great situation.

The people love it. Well, Kaylee Bell, our I guess, Tic McCray, pop star, she correctly predicted the Super Bowl and the Moorga. How crazy is that? What do you think, Kaylee Bell, we've got the Chiefs First Crusaders,

Saturday night, home game for the Crusaders. What are you picking? You've asked the right person. I'm a massive super fan, and I have to say, I do have, I have a massive lenience towards the Crusader.

Will Jordan is within our family. So definitely got a big crusaders following amongst the Balfano. But I'm going to predict it. I'm going to say Crusaders 27-22. And I only say that because the Crusaders in Canterbury are always really hard to beat, right? And I think the Chiefs have had a blinder season. I think they would win if they had the home final.

But I think given that it's the home of the Crusaders, I just don't think the Chiefs are walking away with it this year. Okay. at first. Kaley Bell, 2722. To the Crusaders. There we go. Thank you for your prediction.

I guess we'll see if you're right Saturday night. And can we just, can I just, you just said that you've got a family connection or you're related to Will Jordan? Oh my God, he's such a hottie. He's very hot. He's so hard. He's a very good player too, isn't he? Is he a cousin or something?

Because cousin isn't illegal here. You can legally hook up with him, Kaylee, is what I'm trying to say. Yeah, literally. No, let's not make it weird. I can see the headline Country Music Star hooks up with Hot Cousin Kaylee, thank you so much for your time Get back to you, baby, thank you so much for your prediction.

Thanks to having me, guys. Your Arvost Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Kissing. Kissing, we've all had a first kiss, I'm assuming. And like we... Some of us might still be waiting. Yeah, sure, sure, sure.

But we always remember our first kiss, right? This kind of got me thinking because yesterday on the show at about this time Harrison who's away today acting he shared a story about he's on a show called Ahikarroa and his character on the show has just he has a love interest for the first time and their character's kiss they did do like their very very very first on screen kiss

and this is what the director ended up telling him but it's our big first kiss and this is meant to be a super romantic moment in the show and there's a stunt that you do before at Harrison before you get into the kiss. So I need to do monkey bars and then I fall and then she helps me up and then we kiss.

And so they're like, get in the monkey bar and they go, all right now pull yourself up. I don't move. And they're like, pull yourself up. That's as far as doing a chin up now that's as far as I can go. So the girl I was kissing had to wrap her arms around my legs

hoist me up onto the monkey bars. Like a prop. And then I go, whoop, I fall back. She gently puts me down and stands up And then pause me out and then I kiss her. Needless to say, an embarrassing first kiss. Despite it being on a set. Obviously it's not his first first kiss.

But the character's first kiss. The character's first kiss. Now, it's jogged my memory of my first kiss ever, ever, ever. And I would love to hear your stories on 0-800 The Edge or text to 3-3-4-3 on your first kisses as well. We were at a slumber party. It was like girls and guys were about, I was 12. So last year of intermediate school

And the girls were all staying over The guys were just there for a movie And then they'd all have to go home And me and the boy that liked me Like we liked each other You know back in the day Like did you like each other Or did you like like like each other?

Oh my God stop what was name Hayden was his name Yeah shut up And I knew that tonight was going to be the first kiss Because of like I think we'd not talked about it Or planned it or something Like everyone else had kissed And we hadn't so like tonight was a big night

And then when in my head I was like panicking the whole time Like when are we going to do it because it's just like a slumber party Like everyone's like hanging out and like drinking fanta and watching a movie And then my poor friends whose house it was Her stepdad came marching down the stairs Because the big rumpers room Very cross with whatever my friend had done I don't know but he was like telling her off

And then she got really upset after he went back upstairs And everyone like surrounded her to console her It's like, it's okay, oh my God, he's so mean. Oh my God, don't worry, you've done nothing, blah, blah, blah. Meanwhile, while there's a big distraction happening, we're like, should we do it now? And so we kind of go to the other side of the room and then we kiss. And although I remember it being a lot warmer and slimier than I had it anticipated. I just remember that feeling of being like, oh my God, it's like hot, like temperature-wise,

which makes sense at someone's mouth. But at the time, I was like... You get like a little bit aroused when people get told off. Oh, God, no, God. Because it's like a thing for you. Oh, God, no, God, no. It triggers like an memory. Anyway, everyone then realizes that we're off in the corner patching.

And then back in the day, you'd watch each other patch. Did you ever watch your friend's patch? Oh, I've got a story about all that. And I'll come out next, yeah. It was a big thing for us watching each other kiss each other. And then so meanwhile, my friend's crying, and then everyone realizes we're kissing, and then leaves her, abandons the crying girl, and then runs over to this side of the room just to watch us do it.

I'm first kiss Get a little like this. Oh, 800 The Edge. Do you have a worse first kiss story than that? I think mine is on par. Yeah, mine's not bad. Talking about watching each other kiss that has done it with mine.

Oh, 800, the Edge. Your Arvose Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. My first kiss went a little like this. How did your first kiss go? I think mine, Steph, I actually know mine, was in a game of Spin the Bottle. I was 12 years old.

And the bottle landed on me, and I was very excited. And then the bottle landed on. landed on someone who wasn't the person I was hoping it would land on. But it's spin the bottle. I'm not going to not honour the rules of this game. Yeah, of course. So you only liked them.

You didn't like quite them. I didn't even really like them. Oh, wow. And this was like when we learnt how to like French kiss and that was like what you had to do. Yeah, fully. No, it was such a thing. And then like everyone just watched. Yeah.

Everyone watched. So it was to spin the bottle. It was like six of us sitting around and I wanted to be one of these three girls. It was not. It was the other girl. But it's okay It's okay And then it was just

Yeah In out In out Not sure what to do here And then it was like I remember someone Like keep coming I was like

I think she just had a las snack Tasted like chives La snack Yeah Which yeah I mean It's a good flavour Yeah All the full of all the snacks

I'll 800 the edge My first kiss I can't wait to hear your story Laura from Blenham joins us Laura tells about you First kiss. Oh my gosh.

So it was in year nine, and we had like a movie day, my boyfriend, if you call him a boyfriend in year nine. We're watching the notebook. And then when it was walking me home, I was like, we should have our first kiss. So we went for it in the rain thinking it was going to be exactly like the notebook. He's going full washing machine, spin cycle tongue on me. And then I peeked my eyes open and he's staring at me, like goldfish eyes in my face. So I laughed, but I chomp down on his tongue. So all of a sudden he's bleeding.

I've got his blood in my mouth. It's just like a whole thing in the rain. So, yeah. Oh, my God. I think the term washing machine cycle is the most accurate description I've ever heard for a first cast. You've nailed it, Laura.

Just that's round a circle, clockwise, clockwise, clockwise, clockwise. We're all there. We've all been through it. Oh, my God, Laura. How do you recover from that? You've almost bitten this little boy's tongue off. Oh, my gosh. I all could have thrown up in that moment,

like, to have someone else's blood, in your mouth, like, let alone the fact I've heard him, I'm like gagging over here. So, yeah. That relationship lasted a solid two weeks and then we never spoke again. Well, no, you didn't speak again because he couldn't, Laura.

You bit his tongue off. He tried. He never spoke again, ever. Ever, ever again. Oh, Laura, can we give Laura a wonderful caller of the week? Yeah, go on then, Laura. You're our wonderful caller of the week.

Congratulations. You have won yourself a hundred dollar new world voucher, my friends. Thank you so much You're so welcome I love that You watch the notebook You passion the rain

You bit his tongue off I mean it's just the perfect story Oh Debbie from Toopoa Is here Hi Hi Debbie on 800 The Edge Debbie we're talking first kisses What happened

So I was in year nine as well I was crazy about this boy Most beautiful blue eyes Ever brown curly hair And I just Everybody thought he was hot So we were at a dance kind of thing went to the field, the rippie

field, thinking it's, you know, under the stars and all romantic. He came closer, I started opening his mouth. I went closer, like, okay, this is it, you know, and he just, like, started, you know, opening his mouth and then kissing my top lip and going full on for my nose kind of thing

and just started fringe kissing my nose and my top lip, and I'm thinking, this is not normal, you know, I'm kind of bleased with a big mouth and thick lips. You can't miss my mouth, but he was just, like, sliming all over my nose and my top lip and he's just like full on to it. It's like, okay, this is the worst kiss ever in my life.

So I just stood there, you know, let him finish whatever you wanted to do and then never, yeah, never looked in his direction again. So, yeah. Just let him finish. Oh, my God. Yeah, I mean, what else can I do? You're supposed to be in your nine boys supposed to be, you know, no more than girls, but clearly not, so, yeah.

He passed your nose. That is so hard. Yeah, like really full on. slime. I fully understand when you say it's full of slime and the hot air and, you know, just breathing. Yes, yes. Yes. Yes. It was disgusting. Can we have another prize we can give

to Debbie? That's, these are two good stories. We'll find something, Debbie. We'll find something. Yeah, we'll find something for you Dev. Oh my God, that is so good. That is crazy. Your Arvose Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. It's time for shower thoughts. This is the part of the show where we jump in the shower together.

And we just share those kind of thoughts that come to you when you're... Alone in the shower or with friends. Oh, you like it. Colder than me. I do like it, brisk. It's good for you. You turn it off a bit?

A little bit, okay. I know, this is better. Oh, yeah. Hey, Steph. Hey. How stoked do you think the lobsters were in the kitchen when the Titanic sank? Very stoked. Like, they tell their mates, they'd be like, you wouldn't believe it.

Fished out. I was in a tank. I was on a boat. Boat sack back here. Sean, you wear glasses. Correct. But wearing sunglasses is kind of like lowering your brightness in real life. That's true.

Hey, Seth, you pass me this soap. Yeah, yeah. Do you want this one? Yeah. Yeah. Hey, when, do you ever think that some people who never paid their video easy fines and were just like, it will go away, kind of nailed it? Yeah.

So true. I wonder if the same thing I'll have them with libraries. Hey Sean, can I have the soap back? Yeah, I have it back. Ooh, there's a pub on it. It's a beard here. It's a beard here. Hey, Sean,

yes. If you pair a peer into two halves, you just peered a peer into a pair of peer halves. Hey, Steph, have you ever thought that when you make a typo in an online argument, it's the equivalent of a voice cracking and a verbal argument? I'm embarrassed myself. I hate when that happens.

That's so true. Hey, Sean? Yeah. Have you ever thought maybe plants are actually farming us by giving us oxygen until we die and then we turn into compost? Oh my God.

That is so dark. Can you pass me that plant-based face wash? Actually, no, I'll go for the chemical one today. Yeah, sure, man. Here you go. Hey, Steph, do you ever think that turtles and snails can never really have sleepovers because they're kind of always sleeping at home.

Hey, Sean, if you clean... Sorry, what's up? If you clean a vacuum cleaner, aren't you the vacuum cleaner? I'm getting pruny. I think we should stop. Okay, we go out of here. Yeah.

We've got one towel. Head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, it's time for the top three. News story overnight. Police have issued a mosh pit warning ahead of a heavy metal music festival that's going down in the UK

and Leicestershire. Leicestershire? Leicestershire. Leicestershire. Leicestershire. Westisher, Bede, dee. Anyway, they've said, Hey, no mosh pits. It's dangerous. It is dangerous. Oh my God, I watched the Astro World Tragedy documentary

on Netflix last night. It is dangerous. It literally gave me anxiety the whole way watching that doco. It's so, yuck. And speaking of how dangerous It is, Steph. Today's top three is the top three everyday scenarios that resemble a death metal mosh pit.

It's that time of the day. The time to get your news. Brought to you by seeing a 10 kilo bag of rice and slap in the top of that bad boy. And presented by the remains of our local new world, thoughts and prayers. It's the edge top three. You can't walk past a big bag of rice without touching it. You just can't do it. Oh, yeah, that's good.

Oh, it feels good. It's a good slap. Yeah. All right, the top three, everyday scenarios that are similar to a heavy metal mosh pit. One. Trying to get a drink at R&V when the main act's about to start. Have you ever tried to do that?

No. There's people everywhere every trying to get in there. It's like Charlie XX is starting. Oh God. Two pals. Can I have two pals to my friends who are I was here first. Oh, yuck I hate lines. Crazy. Chaos.

All right. The number two, everyday scenario that resembles a death metal mosh pit. Two. Leaving a concert, weirdly. Oh, yuck. especially if you've ever been to a concert in Auckland at a place called far out, forgotten the word of it.

What is that? It was where the Warriors play. Oh, Mount Smart. Mount Smart Stadium, get in the burn. You suck Mount Smart Stadium. Whoa. Like, genuinely, it's impossible to get there, park there, leave there.

It's awful. Well, like, I've found it in Spark Arena as well in Auckland when you're trying to get out. No, it's way easier. But when you're all leaving at the same time and you're just neck and neck with something, you're bottled out, and you're pushed out of there

and it's awful. Oh, it's powerful. There's heaps of different exits, but Mount Smart, middle of nowhere, no good public transport. And the third everyday scenario that resembles a death metal mosh pit.

Three. Our office kitchen when free foods left out. That is crazy. For like five to ten minutes, it is insanity in there. It's always before our work hours, which is really, really unfortunate for us.

I got into work yesterday, and for Matariki, they had free fried bread, and it was, you would think that they put a million dollars on the table. It's just like, Mike, Brian, give it to me! Oh, I missed that.

Wasn't in the spirit of Martiaki in the slightest. Anyway, that was... It's The Edge Top Three. Your Avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. And we're showing off our blemishes and all, thanks to La Roche Pose. Producer Lil Lill has put together a highlight reel, showing our best or worst bits of the week.

She called it a low light reel, really, Lily. Shouldn't wait? I don't know. How many highlights are in there this week? Uh, you just listen. Oh, I guess it's called blemishes and all. Like we're not going to be celebrating when our skin looks glowing. We're going to be, you know, get it using the La Roche Poet products on our pimples.

Speaking of, you can take Skin to 3343 for the chance to win 200 bucks cash and a La Roche Posee Prize Pack, including the brand new La Roche Pose Efficlae Duo Plus M. I've heard that so, so good. Pretty good targets the root cause of acne-prone skin, skin to 33443. They're usually perfect, except when they're not. Sean Stephen Harrison is showing their blemishes and all Thanks to La Roche Pose Kuea, it's intern Lully here

And here and here's to another week of Sean Stephen Harrison's blemishes and all Harrison's Got Talent is back The man's picked up the recorder Sorry, sorry, sorry, yes we'll love Okay, sorry Any day now? Maybe we could take two? One more time, please.

Okay, take two, marginally better? Or was that just wishful thinking? Let's rewind to the same break for a quick, Steph moment. Can I get you two to just close your eyes so you can really hear it? Oh, I wanted to watch the fingering. Uh, oh. Should we just leave it at that? You know what they say?

You learn something new every day. And this week, Sean discovered his people, his community. Hi, my name's Sean, and I'm addicted to Clarkson's Farm. And the thing that's done for me, really, is it's put me in touch with the farming community of Altiero. We're city slickers ourselves. But now I'm in touch with the farmers. A lot of farmers listening right now on tractors, and I get it, guys. I know.

Yeah. A lot of... And then my people. Because I've watched Clarkson's farm and I appreciate it and I know what a combine harvester is. He just started watching Clarkson's farm and now he reckons he's ready to run a lifestyle

block in the Waikato. But don't worry, our real-life farmer listener, Hannah, was quick to humble him. Okay, Hannah, what's question number one for farmer Sean? Can you name a breed of cow? Easy, dairy. No. And to wrap things up,

Steph tried something new too. Sending a voice memo to a marketplace buyer. Sorry for the voice. memo but I'm just driving. Yes, it's still available. I'll be home at like 10, 10.30 if you want to come and pick it up. Sean stitched up Steph and I actually decided to call the marketplace buyer and it kind of turned out quite wholesome. Yeah, maybe. Maybe she does want a new friend. We are local so you know. Yeah, well actually, this could be the start of a beautiful new friendship because we live in the same neighbourhood. We've obviously got kids in near the same age.

Next time you're selling on Marketplace voice memo, someone could say, iconic behaviour. That's all for this week's blemishes and all. Have a great long weekend, everybody. Peace out. Oh, great job, Lil. Great job, everyone. Hey, Lil, are you going to be voice memoing

when you next sell something on Marketplace? Absolutely. Yeah. I love a voice memo anyway. I'm no hater to it. I think I found a new thing in life. Hey, making changes, you know? Making changes.

One step at a time. And on that, have either of you watched Clarkson's farm? No, Sean. Okay. Hey, well done to Alicia for winners. our La Roche-Petreau-est-back, by the way. Shout to Alicia. This is our...

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