The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #90: He sucked my lip off….. 🫦

Episode Date: June 24, 2025

Here's to Tuesday!  EZ Monday  Harrison pitches a new invention  It not my fault  Steph feels guilty about doing this thing…. Re living peoples first kiss story  Matariki weekend  Yes No Maybe: Things to do at weddings On the record: The Final Blow  Best thing about being Single? Lil Lil Yarns Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

This is a podcast from Rover. Welcome everyone to today's podcast, No Sean. He's away on holiday in Bali with incredible stories, I'm sure, when he gets back on the show next week. But a few highlights for you personally today, Harrison? Oh, so many. So many that I've actually got the show shit in front of me, and I've crossed it all out in permanent mark, so I can't read what the highlights are. Do you remember any?

I don't know. Well, it's a mystery, guys. Oh, my God, what did you do? You played with defecation. Okay. Think or matter. Listen to the podcast and that's all what happened. That's true, though.

Your Arvo's hit harder with Sean Steppen Harrison. Hey, everybody. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Welcome to the show. Thanks for churning on. That's all good.

Harrison. Yep. You're back. I'm back. Hey. Man, I've been off for five days I added up. Yeah. It's a long time.

It's ages. How's the show's been? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. you've missed some rippers. How was yesterday? It was just you, eh? Just me.

Yeah, well, Sean, if you're listening, if you, I know where he's in Bali on holiday, must be nice. Must be bloody nice. So, yeah, it was a bit lonely yesterday. Not going to lie, I'm very happy to have you back in your seat. Yeah, thank you. How are you feeling?

Good, good. I've been filming. They've filmed my TV show a lot. Yeah. And now I've got a week off. I am so excited about hearing about your big recorder performance. Oh, yeah. So Harrison is an.

actor and his character on Ahikarro is a professional recorder player. And how many years of professionally recording do you have? Since I was five. That's a lie. You have no experience. Okay, I literally had to really learn it the night before. I just shot the scene. I can't wait to hear about those.

After 5 o'clock for that one. But into Lil'L you're on board today. So if you get through on 0800 the edge, you'll hear these beautiful dulcet tones that go along the lines of. I like this. Wow. Are you promising everyone that gets through this afternoon gets a song? Not quite. No, can you do everyone at course that you talk to you?

You have to sing their name to the Middle East once in the conversation. Oh, 800, yeah, that's great. Oh, we want people to stay listening. Yeah, we want the local, Lil. So you should be careful with that. Your Arvos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Win $10,000 right now with the Edge.

10K. The Money. Oh, I'm excited. I was telling you a fair step, I feel it today. I've got a good feeling. I've got a feeling that today is the day we give away 10K. I think you're right. Genuinely, though.

I think you're right. And here to play, easy money from Christchurch. Fun fact about them is they just bought a brand new car. Oh, Toyota. Jaden, so reliable. Hi, Jaden. Hey, yeah. Is that the old Toyota Starlet, Jaden?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Toyota Starlet. Oh, Harrison tells us. Injective thing? Yes. What is it called? Starlet. Starlet, yeah. So that'll be the 34 by 34 engine two juxtaposition pipes in the front rear end for rimmer.

Is that right? Something like that, mate. Yeah, exactly. You know a lot about a lot, don't you? I know a lot about it. Very impressive, Al Harrison. All right, Jaden, here are the rules. You'll have 30 seconds.

You'll be given 10 categories and you need to come up with answers to do with those 10 categories or with the letter F today. F. F for far out. That Toyota Starlet sounds good. F for Joas. Delicious. Very good. Love there. Not the season, but love it. So what was the letter?

S or F? F F F for Joe's. Fart. Fart, far out. That's a cool Toyota Starlet. Fartz as well. That's right. Which you could do inside of the Toyota Starlip. Awesome.

All right, you've got the letter, Jaden. And here are the rules. You can pass whenever you like, and hopefully we'll have time to get back to the one you've passed on. No repeated answers. Our Judge Harrison has a really good ear on him. He's listening out for those. And your time will begin when I finish saying the first category.

Are you ready, Jaden? Yeah, I think so, yep. Okay, we'll just wait until you know. So hold on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, go. That's the other chance. There we go, Jaden. You got this for $10,000 with the letter F.

Please name for us, our boy's name. Frank A sports brand A pass Something hot A surprise Musical instrument A fruit or vegetable

A A cartoon A pass Something you'd wear on your head A movie franchise A six-letter word Can we just give a quick shout. A bit quick, homoite, paki, for Jaden.

For being the first guy. Oh, Shadon. Two, and past six ounces. That's unheard of. No one plays the game like that. That's what I love about Jaden. That's crazy. Yeah, you take some risks, don't you, Jaden?

Yeah. Jad, I'm going to quickly run you through what you missed. Sports brand, because said, feeler, something hot. You said fire, musical, instrument, flute, fruit of vegetable. For joys. Ah, yeah. Cartoon family guy, something you can wear on your head. a fedora.

Oh, man. You're a big Fedora fan, though, Jaden. How'd you miss that one? No idea. Bad luck next time. And that's a beautiful thing about this game, is there will be plenty of next times because tomorrow morning from 7am,

we are playing easy money back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back until someone wins. Someone 100% guaranteed will win $10,000 tomorrow right here on the edge with easy money. This is real. It's real. Really?

Not non-stop playing until someone wins I promise you Like songs and stuff Harrison's been away for the last couple of like a week or so So like he hasn't Are they playing songs or just the game back to back to it? It'll be like game song Game song

Game song So someone literally has to win it Or else the whole show is going to be that game Yeah literally all day Literally they're going to start at 7am Clint Megan, Dan in the morning Here on the Edge And then maybe it could get to our show

Starting at 3 and still there's no winner I hope it gets to her show Imagine the whole day's like 10,000 it could be yours Listen tomorrow 7 am Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. But Digital Girl Clara joins us in studio right now.

Hello, Clara. Hello. And intern Lil Lill is on board. Now, guys, we're going to be the sharks. Okay? What's your best shark impression? I'm going to put 50% liquid, no equity into ston. Don't ask questions, just tell it.

This is great. I love that your head went to shark tank. I'll give you $2 million? Oh, yeah, something like that. Come on, bigger budget. budget. And not the animal shark, because that's exactly what's about to happen. Here in the studio, we are in Shark Tank and Harrison, it is up to you to pitch to us your big fancy invention. Yep. What have you got? I'm ready. Play the music. What music? Shark Tank music.

Shark tank music. The Shark Tank music. Okay. Already off to not a great start. I don't know what Shark tank music you're talking about. I think so. In the Little Lou is there just for the Shark Tank segment? Do you need it to pitch? your idea. Yeah, it's just kind of makes the little bit of like, so I've rehearsed it for weeks. I'm dropping my equity offer down 10% because of this. This is a bit of a disruption to the business pitch. I got it.

Okay. Okay, now I'm on board. All right, regardless of the invention. Sharks, I'm Harrison Keefe. We know. I appreciate the backchats. Excuse me? I'm Harrison Keeve.

And I'm full. of ideas. Full or something. One idea I've got in mind is going to change your life forever. Because my first key is safety. Safety comes first.

Especially when driving. Oh, early wake up. Got in my car. Cold, dewy morning. Sit on my car. Aircon on. Defox the front window,

you know? Now I'm on the motor. away, car's going crazy. I've got to change lanes. Re-o-Zoom-Zoom. Almost a crash. I go, why did I not see that car? My bloody wind, my wing mirrors are fogged up. Put down the window, wipe with my hand.

The left one, I can't reach it. Oh, what does this butt on the dashboard do? Gz-GZK, the little window wipe is on the wing mirrors. Wait, hold on. Hold on. Now sharks, 2 million. No, 3 million.

No. 50% cash back to me. Return 10% 0. Your name's in the credits. Okay, Harrison Keefe, honestly, answer me this. Before, when the mics were off, when the songs were playing, and we were talking about, okay, well, here you're going to pitch your big invention, and we'll play the Shark Tech music, which I couldn't actually find, but I found eventually.

And I was like, okay, cool, well, here your invention. I had no idea what it was going to be. And then I was like, is it going to be as good as my invention, which is mirrors on the side of the car, windscreen wipers for those? And you're like, nah, it's better. You've stolen my idea. Steph, can I be honest?

I was so annoyed because I'm like, oh, people in their car is going to love this invention. You guessed exactly what it is. I was like... I swear on my life. You're just copying my one. Obviously it was from me. What was your actual one?

I promise you that was it. I promise you that was it. So who am I investing into? Who's equity is this? Me? No, no, Steph. This is smelling like a lawsuit, honestly, at this point. Unbelievable.

Everything you've got, Mr. Keith, everything you've got. What was your hand up for, sorry? He did come out here and say, I'm annoyed. Oh, look at you. No, I'm not kidding. You've got it to Lilio. Clara, shut out of, did I say, I'm annoyed. Steph's guessed my idea.

Honestly. I'm painting that. I'm painting that. I don't believe you. Your avos hit harder. With Sean, Steph and Harrison. The edge. Um, Harrison.

Listen, you've done something and you're going to pitch to the Edge Faroe myself and Interlil Lul whether you think it's your fault or not. Yeah. What have you done? I was in the mall on the weekend, guys. And I was shopping around with my lovely girlfriend. And this is something that happens to me in every single shop that I go to. Do you want to get you?

I want to try and guess what it is really quickly before I let you know? Oh my God. Is it the paranoia that when you walk out after not buying anything, they think you're going to be shoplifting? and so you're like making it very clear with like your hands in the air you're like I swear to God I'm not stealing anything nah that happens a lot but I just kind of push past it yeah God it's so annoying

And so Lil Lou what do you reckon any guesses? I was kind of on the same thoughts on the same thought of Steph Oh funny that everyone is today No no but seriously like the scaners They always forget to take the tags off Oh yeah 100% Okay are we right?

No no Something that always happens to me and people out there you can so relate to this. You're flicking through clothes. Yeah? A piece of item falls off. A clothing item falls off the hammers. Yeah, and then you bend down and you pick it back up.

Well, that's the thing. It's not really a fault, is it? Doesn't feel like my fault. Well, you're the one who last touched it. No, but sometimes you don't. Sometimes you're just like over to the left and in the far right, some pants fall down. You're like, oh.

Wait, so not like actually the t-shirts or whatever you're looking at, something else, because you've moved it and then like three rows away. Domino, affected to that beer of pans falling down. So it is your fault. No. Thank you. I have a thought on this. Yeah.

Do you relate to it? Does this happen to you guys? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, okay, so my thinking, from personal experience, and I don't know why this is, but if I'm at, like, aglacens or like some kind of clothing store where everything's new and something falls down. I'm like, oh my goodness, that is my fault. And I've been down and pick it up and I put it back and I'm like making sure that it all looks nice and I'm doing that.

However, for some reason, when I'm at like an op shop and I'm going through because quite often the clothes are packed in there, right? Yes. And I'm kind of going through, did, de, de, de, de, de, de, and then whoopsie, something's on the floor. I can't just leave it. That's really bad. I know that's really bad.

Does anyone else do that? Guilty though, eh? Yeah, I do feel bad. But don't you feel guilty? Like, walking away from it? No, I don't feel bad. I do feel terrible. Do you feel guilty?

Well, that's the thing. Like, But I feel guilty about it. Yeah, but it is your fault. No, it's... No, I want you to acknowledge it's your fault, but you still can feel guilty. I feel guilty.

But... And that's the last thing I have to say about it. I've got nothing else to say. Okay. Agree with me. You guys agree with me. No. I mean, I do kind of, but not really.

And do Lil Lil? I kind of agree with you. I get where you're coming from. But what I hate about that, when that thing, like the clothes fall off, you're never going to be able to fold it the same way that are like a retail. It's like kind of making. But they'll see it. They'll see it.

You'll do your best. And then the whole pass will be like, oh, someone has had a little whoopsies here. And they've tried to do it. But let me do it. You know, for me, it's always the hanging clothes. Like things on the hangers will, like, fall off. And I would like, oh, damn, that was for me. and I'll just like kind of like double think,

should I go pick it up? Oh yeah. I was talking about hangers. But if you mean like a table of folded clothes, yeah, I'll also hold up a shirt and then I will never fold it the same way. So I'll just biff that on the floor. No, I think there's a line there, Harrison.

You've crossed the line. I don't think that's my fault. No, I think you've crossed the line. Your avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. And if you are a new listener to the show, maybe something about me that you aren't currently aware of. You might know this if you've been listening for a while,

but I, Stephanie Ann Monks, am a goody two shoes. I am a strict follower of rules. And I have been like that for all of my life. I hate doing anything naughty or rule breaking or bending or it just freaks me out. My biggest fear in life is getting into trouble. And I think this must stem from like childhood, but nothing like traumatic or anything happened.

I don't know. It's just how I'm built. And then especially at high school, like getting, told off by a teacher, or I would just cry. God, you had a teacher's pet. I automatically cry. I don't know if I was the teacher's pet. Like, we weren't like, I wasn't like mates. You know, like some people.

Yeah, I don't know. I was just, I just did what I was told. And any kind of veering outside of that freaks me out. Yeah. And so this morning, something happened. And I've literally felt guilty all day because it was, okay, well, I'm going to tell you what happened, but I don't know whether it's against the rules or not. for me, the way I'm feeling, I think it is. We're out walking the dog.

It's about 8 o'clock in the morning. Larry. Larry, the golden retriever. And the baby's in the pram. Rocco? Rocco, yeah. He's 14 months old. And my partner, Jake.

He's a year old. He's a year. He's just over a year old. And the dog did a poop. Oh, yeah. At the start of our walk. But enough far away from the home, our house that you don't like, Like, we pick it up in the plastic bag and everything,

and then, like, it's just like, like, you keep walking. You don't go back and put it in the boom. So I don't want to be holding a poop for the whole kind of half an hour walk. And we're about five minutes in. So we've got 25 minutes left of me holding this poo. It's rubbish day. And so my partner, Jake, says to me, Steph, everyone's got their booms out.

Why don't you just put it in someone else's bin? And I panic. I can feel my heart race. I start sweating. And I'm like, what if someone sees? He's like, who cares? Would you care if someone put their dog poo in Alpin? That's already like out by the driveway and going to get collected in your second?

No. Yes. I mean, he said no. I don't think I'd care if someone did that to ask. So you have essentially defecated in a stranger's wheelie bin? Personally, no. I haven't. Personally, I'm not the one that's defecated, but I could be the one that then.

places defecation into someone else's property. Yeah, but if someone, you know, they're watching out the window. That's what I was worried about here. A double load in the bin. That's literally my panic. And I hate breaking any kind of rule. And I'm like, I'm pretty sure this is frowned upon.

I don't think we're allowed to do this. I go, you do it. He's like, face your fear. Do it. I dare you. And I'm like, no, I can't do it. He's like, I double dare you. And you know you can't say no to a double dare it.

Yeah, that's the rule. So I tagged the bag of my dog's feces. And I open a wheelie bin. And I place it in and I sam the door and then we walk really, really, really, really fast away from it. And you know what? Nothing happened. There was no one chasing me down the street. Nothing bad happened.

And I feel so guilty about it. What is the rule when it comes to putting poise in another person's bin? Yeah. Nathan just texted and technically bins are the governments. Yeah, I thought about that. I thought about that that maybe the council owns it. Not you. Yeah.

Because when you leave your house, when you move flats and houses and things, the bin stays there. So it doesn't technically belong to the person. But you know, what if someone pulled up and parked their car right in front of that bin? Didn't get the bin man to get the bin. They were able to go, man, the bin man's forgotten to get the rubbish and it stinks of crap. Now it stinks like poos for a whole week until the next rubbish day. Exactly, Harrison, and these are the things that are freaking me out all day. Can I tell you, the tip of what I used to do?

Yeah. Because I used to look out to my nephew a lot when he was a young kid. She was probably about 14 months old as well. Okay. And I used to walk our family dog. I push him in the pram. I'll come dog defecates. I'd pick that poo out.

I'd just shove it in the neff's nappy. So then we can just change that later and that's all good. Everything runs. That's literally what I do because I don't want to put defecation in other people's wheeliepen. So you'd put it inside of a child's napping. You got to go to my sister and man, he's on a big one. Oh, okay.

Smells dog-like. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Let's talk about first kisses. We actually talked about this Harrison on Thursday. when you were away acting. Yeah. And some of the callers,

I'm going to play you two highlights of two of my favourite stories that's ever, ever, ever, ever be on this show. Talking first kisses, and this was caller number one. We're watching The Notebook. When he was walking me home, I was like, we should have our first kiss.

We went for it in the rain, thinking it was going to be exactly like the notebook. He's going full washing machine, spin cycle tongue on me, and then I peeked my eyes up and he's staring at me, like goldfish eyes in my face. So I laughed, but I chomped down on his tongue. So all of a sudden, he's bleeding.

I've got his blood in my mouth. It's just... Hectic. That's insane. His eyes were open. I know. And she almost chopped his tongue off. Here's another caller.

Caller number two. So we were at a dance kind of thing. Went to the field, the rippie field, thinking it's, you know, under the stars and all romantic. He came closer. I started opening his mouth. I went closer. It's like, okay, this is it, you know? And he just, like, started.

you know, opening his mouth and then kissing my top lip and going full on for my nose kind of thing and just started fringe kissing my nose and my top lip and I'm thinking, this is not normal, kind of bleased with a big mouth and thick lips, you can't miss my mouth. Oh my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, that's so good. That's insane. That's so good.

He passed your nose. I really want to bring this back up because I want to hear more crazy first kiss story. So please get in touch. 0,800, the year, Gisal number. You can text to 3,343 as well. Harrison, what's yours? My first guest story, I was about 12, and I was hanging out with a girl,

and we've just been out for lunch at Kef Annatolias. Cabab spot. Shout out. Yeah. Who's that? Haystings? Hasteings. Shout out.

It's a great place. Still there? Still there? Still there. Nice. Great spot. And then we are walk back to her house. A little date together.

It's very romantic. Then we're just sitting on the edge of her bed. and um jesus for kissing with the door well yeah the door was open and so then we um

started kissing and I just seen so many like movies and stuff that I like bit her lip too hard so she got a bit bloody oh yeah yeah it wasn't awesome

I was like I'm like watch I bit my lip I'm so sorry they were kissing like it's bloody but yeah but just keep going but that wasn't the breaking board the breaking point was in nowhere to lie

I looked down a bit of lunch Wait, hold on. Of your teeth or hers? From hers? And in the back tooth's got a bit of full like one. I got my tongue and put on my finger. I was like, yeah. I reckon that's enough from us.

That's pretty intense what we've been up to. That's a thing you'll never forget. I love those moments. Yeah, beautiful life moments. And now every kiss I look for I look for lunch. Forlofal, to be specific. Oh 800 the Edge. What is your first kiss story?

3343. Please get in. Hadoes Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Talking right now about first kisses, Harrison's just shared his quite traumatic experience of being a 12-year-old and kissing someone for the first time. And there was a bit of lip biting and blood involved and then some falafel found in the tooth. Yeah, from our lunch date previously. Hey, not every day you get a little snack when you're kissing, you know.

No, now that's what I always look for. Yeah, in fact, disappointed if you don't get it. Very gutted. Yeah. Hungry, some would argue. Yeah, okay. So what is your first kiss story? We are taking your calls on 0-800-the-edge.

Bella's here from Christchurch. Hey, Bella. Hello. Hello. I love your energy. What was your first kiss scenario, Bella? So this was evolving me and one of my best mates at the time. We had a crush on each other for a couple of years at that point,

and it was finally an opportunity we could get to have a kiss, the first kiss. Um, and finally had it. As we started kissing, he then begins to suck in. And so I'm freaking out because he's sucking into this kiss to the points where my lips are nearly inside of his mouth. And I'm just utterly horrified at this point. And I completely freeze up and finally get to pull away. And I'm like, oh, gotta go now, bye. and I essentially get the heck out of there.

It was just, oh, so painfully awkward. So he's kind of like giving your lip a hickey a little bit. Yeah. He gave your lips a hickey. Why didn't he do that? Did he think that's how you kissed? I've no idea to this day. Did you...

I think for the first time you kiss, you're not meant to suck on the lips. No, no. No, there's a time and a place to suck on the lips. And a first kiss, definitely. It's very broad to do that? Yeah, it's a bold move. Especially a lips hicky. Yep.

It's a very bold move. Yeah, hey. It was just so painful. Maybe I was going to say don't knock it to your try, but you have experienced it and you absolutely are entitled to knock it. So did you bring it off again? Were you like, hey, maybe that last time that we had a little kiss, please don't do that ever again?

It just got to the point where it was just too awkward to be around each other because we both went, oh, that wasn't great, was it? So we just ended up kind of falling apart and then not becoming friends anymore because we kind of ended up ruining our friendship. But he was the point you had a crush on for all those years. Oh, Baloch. Yeah, yeah.

Have you ever let anyone suck on your lips since? No. It's kind of traumatized me from that. God, yeah, it would. Have you ever sucked on anyone's lips there, is it? No, I haven't sucked men. Oh, no, you have definitely sucked some lips. Okay, okay, okay.

We need to stop. We need to stop. First time. Anyway, thank you, Bella, for sharing. That was a great yarn. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Wow.

Yeah, it was my tiddiqui over the long weekend, and this is the first time. I've seen you Harrison since last week. How was it on weekend? It was good. And, like, I don't know. I feel like I like to know about you guys personal lives, but I love to, like, sometimes keep it on here.

Yeah. To catch up so listeners can really. really get a vibe of who we are and what we authentically sound like? That actually is true. A lot of the times you guys listening is the exact same time as the rest of us are hearing a story for the first time, mainly from you, Harrison. Yeah. When we're shocked by your stories. Yeah, it's very genuine.

Well, this one's, yeah. Well, first of it, how was your Matadiqi weekend? It was good. It was just a lot of family time, a lot of playground visits. Nothing major happened at all. It's a beautiful time of the year to, like, reflect and look back. and set goals and all the rest of it though. I remember two years ago at Matadiiki,

it was the time we decided to start trying for a baby. So some big decisions can be made, you know, reflecting on life and all the rest of it. So that definitely didn't happen this year. Now you have it, now you have a baby. Now we've got one, and it's enough for now. Wow. Yeah.

I like it. How was your weekend? It was good. Well, that's what I meant this chat for me. It's way more like, it's not an outrageous, funny chat. Okay. I was kind of want to have, like, a deeper meaningful, a DMC, you could almost say.

I love a wholesome yarn. Yeah, that's what it was. I think my matriquil is beautiful. It's time to reset, you know, and rest. That's really what it is. And to reconnect with your fano and kind of just be together. Yeah, so you went back to the Hawks Bay. I went to Hawks Bay, which is beautiful.

It's real busy up here, so it was nice to kind of, I don't know, clear my head and get out of all of it. The rat race of Auckland. The rat race of Auckland. And I was so ecstatic. I was about eight hours. I drove home. Yeah. And, yeah, I was so excited.

the carrot, run inside. I got some smegma. That's what I said when I ran inside. Pardon? I got some smegma. Wait. Are you saying the right thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I ran inside, yeah. So I went from my tent and I ran inside. I got some smigma. To your family, you told them that you've got some smigma. Why were you saying that you've got smigma to your family? Because I got smigma. But that's not something that you want to be like proudly announcing upon your a rival to your mum.

I'm proud of it. It's taking ages to get it. What are you made? Do you know what smegma is? Yes. I know. I know. I was like, I've got some smegma. I know exactly what it is. What is it is? What is you think it is? You know, you know what it is? Into Lil? My question is, the first thing you said to your parents when you got home that you haven't seen them in like months? Yeah. There's smigma.

Well, no. No, you can't take that. Do you know what you're saying? Yes. I can't emphasise it. I run in and go, I've got some smegma. What do you mean you've got smegma? I've got some smegma. Did you then pull your pants down and show your mother, your smegma? Oh!

What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Do you not, are you mixing up smegma with the brand where, you know, like it knew what at the moment? You can collect all the stickers and you get some smegma products. Do you know what's happened to you? Because I've walked in and gone, yeah, I've ran out and gone. I've got some. smegma, like to my mother.

Because I've been collecting stickers for the last four weeks, and I've finally got one of the roasting trays. And so I'm running out, I've got some smegma. Smeg. Oh, but you thought it was like a... Smeg. Not smegma. Schmeg.

Smeg. I've got some schmigma. No. I think you pronounce it. You're saying it. Listen to, listen. Yes. Smeg.

Yeah. And stop. Sma. But like, the new world. Is it schmeg or smeg? Listen. Smegma. It's what I said to my mother.

I've got some smegma. Okay. To collect the stickers and everything. Was she proud of you? She loved it. Yeah, I bet she did. Yeah. You dirty, dirty.

And that was just for a doctor's appointment. I had to go get my downstairs check. Sure thing. I'm related. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. There's a little segment I do called Yes No Maybe, where I'll do it with Steph here and intern a little today.

Mm-hmm. Right, kind of go through a list of things that I do, and you guys just tell me if yes, no, maybe I should continue doing that thing. Yeah. Today's theme is things I do at weddings. I've been to a lot of weddings in my time. Lucky, I haven't been too many. Oh, the best time ever.

Yeah. So I figured out a few hacks, I picked up on a few tropes that I do, and you guys just kind of tell me what you think about them. Okay. That's all good? Yes, yes, okay. Sweet. First thing I do, is kind of in the ceremony.

I throw the flowers back at the flower girl. No. So she'll be looking out real cute, throwing them, and I go, pick them out and I'll biff them back in her face, just for a laugh. No. No. Please stop doing that. Don't do that?

The poor flower girl is going to be traumatised. It's also just petal, so just leave them be. No, it doesn't hurt, that's why. Leave them be. Leave them be. Yeah. All right, yes, because it's quite funny. Lifts the mood a bit.

Right, it's coming a tough list. Imagine if someone did that to you. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a little girl. I do the first dance. So it's kind of like, close with the stage, blah, blah, blah, with their first dance.

And then I like smat the mic out of the video and I jump over. A flash mob. A flash mob, I like that. Solo flash mob, I do by myself. You like that, Lily? You like that? He's taking the groom and the bride's moment away from them. It's their first dance.

Nah, but their first dance will come after that. It'd be like a little like, well, what's going on? Are you saying that you're the vibes guy? You're the dancer from TikTok? Well, I'm not saying that, but I'm like, no, I don't go out and say that. But I could. I'll put it as a yes. Okay, I'll be the first dance.

I like doing that. Another thing, hook up with the bride's mother. Oh, all right. Well, you've got a girlfriend. And also, is the bride's mother single? No. Then no. Hubby's there.

I'd say a firm no all round on that one. 100% no. No, maybe. Hook up with one of the bridesmaids. Again, same situation, no. Same thing. Propose to the bridesmaid. Like what if it goes really?

really well the bride's made. You're like, you know what? I think tonight's our night. I mean, I just can't imagine anyone proposing at anyone else's wedding. It's just like the biggest taboo that you can do. Like literally it will ruin your friendship. Please never do that. Really?

I promise. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Okay. I'll put it as a yes probably. Two more. Constantly go on about how the couple aren't made for each other. What are you talking about?

So when you're going around hang out, people are like selling Harry is not meant to be together, you know? Like going and go on like that? Well, predicting when they'll be. broke up. Yeah, start rumours and stuff. Just for a lot. Like one and two weddings in a divorce. Don't mind that one.

You don't mind that one? You don't mind that one? Honestly. If it comes from the heart and you actually feel it, then maybe. Okay. But maybe just be careful with who you say it, so don't go saying it to everybody. And this is something I used to do. Like I used to the first dance, I usually also cut the cake for the couple at the

weddings I go to. I love kind of be the set of attention at these places. Really? Nah. Really shocking. Until what I've done multiple times is I'll go up to the cake. I'll have the knife and the couple of weeks. stand next to me and I'll go,

time to cut the cheese. Oh, sorry, I meant cake. So that's a bit of comedy there and I do actually fart and then I go, oh, sorry, I meant the cake and then I cut the cake. Okay. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean,

Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Guys, you know how I had a bit of acting. Mm-hmm. That's why I've been away from the show for a few days. I've been doing days on set. I did a TV show called Ahikarroa.

My character's name is B-Rad, which is Brad, but they called me B-Rad. And it's been a lot of fun. And something that I've found out in this season, we're on season seven, in this season I've found out that my character is a professional recordist. Is that the word? Yeah, I don't know what the, I mean, you should know it's your character. Yeah, record player. Recorder player.

Recorder player. Not record player, something else. Yeah, recorder player. Yeah. So like the little instrument that you learn at Prime. school. Yeah, like the flute vibe. Your character never stopped playing the recorder, I suppose,

in the fictitious world that is Ankara. And he's a professional. Yes, Harrison Keith myself, not the character. Harrison Keith, don't know how to play recorder. Don't know how to play recorder. Harrison Keith, don't know. And so I practice. I've had the recorder for two months.

I gave it to me to advance so I could be a professional on it. And how many times, honestly, did you practice? I only practiced on air. Oh my God, because we've got it. the audio proof of said practicing. We played a game called On the Record where Harrison would play songs via the recorder and listeners would try and guess what song it was.

Like this, I don't even remember what that one was. That's about Dan Time by Lizzo. Was it? Yeah, that's a good one. Jesus. For that one, that was DeRood, Sandstorm. Yeah, classic. So, yeah, so that's what I sounded like.

Actually, pretty good, you know, to say. I thought it sounded worse than that. You thought that was good? I enjoyed the replays. Oh, wow. Okay, interesting. And so I find out the night before I shoot, I look at the schedule and go, oh my gosh, I'm doing the recorder scene tomorrow.

And this is like a big scene in the show. It's the first time me and this person have intercourse in the show. Like a little sexual stuff happens in the show. Involving a recorder? What is the show? So I thought that I could... Wait, what do you mean? Yeah. What do you mean?

How is a recorder involved in sex? I don't know. I guess we have to watch. up in the vibe kind of thing, I think, and gets to record it. But like, I've got to, got, got, got. I've got to, got to. I've got the scene here. Oh.

That, well, I've rewritten it a little bit just for PG, for audiences. Okay. And you're going to read it with me. Okay. And then at the end of the scene, that's when... The recorder happens. The recorder happens. Okay, okay.

So do you want to read the scene or do you want to read it next? Oh. Let's do it now. Okay. And then, if you play the recorder, then people can guess, again, like the other time we did it, on 0800 the edge what song you're playing a recorder to? Oh, yes, yes. So I'll play it out as I read it right now.

Yeah, okay. Should you do that? Should I practice? Okay. Let's read the scene and then go into the recorder. Okay, okay, okay, so I'm playing the role of Kelly. You're Kelly, I'm Brad. It's been a big night for Brad and Kelly.

They've just had their first kiss on their first date and the sexual energy is high. Brad takes her back to the flat. They are in the bedroom, just finished kissing. Brad is on top of Kelly. Wow. Oh yeah, what a great kisser you are. Sorry about the ulcer. It should be gone within a couple weeks. I think it's cute.

I have another skill, you know. Another skill? Oh, show me. Brad goes down her body. Kelly shuts her eyes, lying there, ready, when suddenly she hears. Wait, don't do it. Don't do it. We're going to play a couple of songs. And then we're going to hear what happens next. Harrison's big recorder solo and if you can guess what song he plays

then you'll win tickets to the movies. I promise you you'll get it. I've improved a lot. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Right now, movie tickets. Movie tickets. It's a little game that we've been playing

called On the Record, which has to do with me acting in this TV show at the moment and my character is a professional recorder player like the flute instrument. You know, wind instrument. And I have to practice, so I practiced on air. Yeah, it wasn't great.

And then people would call in and try and guess what it is. That was Derrude Sandstorm. But you've been practicing and you did your big scene. I shot the scene. You shot the scene. So, I mean, surely we even heard anything like the director made you reshoot it. So surely it went well. We were not reshooting it.

They were happy with it. So we're going to reenact a scene inspired by, like very similar to the one that you had to shoot. Very, very similar. And it's like a sex scene, but that involves a recorder. Yes. And then we invite you to call through once you've heard Harrison's performance on 0-800 The Edge and have a guess as to what song you think he's playing. I'm worried.

I haven't heard you play since these moments. Yeah. Pretty crazy. All I'll say is, call up Under the Edge. It has improved a lot. This is a very easy win for you. All right, cool. It's a very easy win.

Okay, let's redo the same then. Right, Skinner Zee. It's been a big night for Brad and Kelly. They've just had their first kiss on their first date And sexual energy is high Brad takes her back to the flat They're in the bedroom Just finished kissing

Brad is on top of Kelly Oh wow What a good kisser you are Sorry about the ulcer It should be gone in a couple weeks I think it's cute I have another skill you know Another skill, oh my god

Show me Brad goes down her body Kelly shuts her eyes Lying there ready Then suddenly It was a Do you feel? I know it's characters, but all of us in the day, my other actress and character,

she was very sexually charged after that. Wow. She was like, that flawed me, come here, and then we finish off the sex scene. The same, the same. Yeah. Hey, just double-checking. Yeah. So your character is a professional recorder player?

A professional recorder player? And they told you two months in advance to practice your recorder, so you do sound like a professional recorder player? Yes. Okay, cool. Just checking all that. Can I just check with you? Yeah, go ahead.

Because the other time I've played on the record, you've never known the song. Yeah. Did you know that song? Yeah. Thank you. That's the goal. That's the goal. That's the goal.

It was good. Jade, is here from Auckland. Jade, what song was he singing? I mean, playing recorder, too. Um, honestly, I cannot think of the name of it. Okay. Uh-oh. Does it sound familiar?

I know it. Okay. Okay, that's a start. Professionalism, I'd say, from my behalf. if Connor knows. Connor, can you name the song? Hi, is it My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion? It is.

Again, again, just checking that your character's a professional recorder player. Yes, Connor thought so right. Got it, got it, got it, got it. Okay, interesting. Yes, definitely. Thank you. All right. Well, Connor. Congratulations. We're going to send you out, our must-see movie. A double past to go and see Karate Kid Legends comes out on Thursday.

Hey, and well done to everybody else in their cars and listening at home. They also got that but didn't call up. Good on you. Oh, thank you so much. Welcome to God. Wow. So, again, just checking, a professional recorder player. I don't see why you keep asking that.

That was pretty bloody good. You're just... Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. I was chatting to the gals, until Lilal joins us in studio. Hello. And Digital Girl Clara. Hello.

About you guys are... I'm here. Yeah, yeah, we know. Cool. No, we just heard your recorder. Okay. And that was an experience. Did you girls like it?

Pretty professional, why? Yeah. It was so good. Oh yeah. So good. Yeah, so good. Oh, yeah, you should keep doing it. Yeah, really.

Yeah, you do need practice. You should keep doing it. But no, the girls and I were chatting, because you guys are both single at the moment. Yeah. About the perks of being single. Because quite often, like, society, there's this pressure, find someone.

You're not happy unless you're in a relationship. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Which, quite frankly, isn't true. and we want to change that narrative right now and we invite you to add to the list on reasons why you love being single. And there are so many. There's so many.

So I've been in a relationship for, I don't know, 13 years or something crazy. Harrison, you've been with your girlfriend for four years. Four years. So we're out of this. But I do remember, can I get the list started, even though I am in a relationship? But I do remember the excitement when you see the person that you've got a crush on or like you've dated or you're like getting to know.

When their name pings up on your phone, that feeling of excitement, your heart kind of literally stops for a second. Because that fades. That doesn't happen anymore. When I see my partner, Jake texts me, I'm like, oh yeah, him again. Like it's great because it's like security and it's love.

They're a ball and chain. But you know what I mean? That like, that like, oh, they've messaged. It is nothing. It is really good. It's life changing. It's life changing. It's so fun.

It's a fun part of being single is that excitement, you know? What else is on the list? I reckon another big one. A major one is being able to watch whatever TV show and movie you want to watch. I have been watching Sex in the City, season one to season six, life changing. I would not be able

to do that if I had a man next to me. It would probably be forced or I don't know. Yeah, like Star Wars. You have to watch something that you're both into though. There's like that compromise of like okay well what's like a middle of the road show where you'll be interested and I'll be in, like it's hard. See, but in saying that, like I get what you're saying there but I think when you do find

that show with your partner, And it's like perfect. You hit a sweet spot. Yeah. Like me and my girlfriend love watching dance moms at the moment. And it's like, wow, we both love a show. This is heaven. But imagine not having to even consider anyone else's viewing.

Imagine that. That's pretty good. I want to watch this. So you know what? It's going on. It's going on. Right, it's on the list. Another thing for me, which, I mean, couples, they can sleep in separate beds,

but, like, starfishing on your bed and, like, actually not worrying, like, where you are placed in your bed. I know that sounds so weird. But, like, spread, like. Leg up, down. Like, no one's, like, questioning. I'm going to be on the left side tonight. Maybe I'm going to be on the right side. I'm going to see on the pillow because it's colder.

And it's like, and it sounds like crazy. And I think you girls would also relate to this, especially you single girls. But I think, like, you know, if my girlfriend goes away back to her hometown for Christmas or whatever, I like let it rip in the bed and no one can stop me. There's no tomorrow. I don't think that's on the top of my mind. You're definitely relate to that. Wait, wait.

Letting rip as in Fatty Path. Yeah. together with your girlfriend for four years. Just let it rip. Nah, but in the Bway you say, he's like, oh, you get filthy with it. Owey, I'm just letting it. I'm honestly just letting it rip.

Don't jump on yourself, do you? Oh, yeah. Being able to eat whatever you as well for dinner, not having someone nagging you. I'm sorry, and then what are we having for dinner? I'll say, I'll have toast. Yeah. I'll have toast.

And like, no one's like, being like, oh, what meal are we going to have? It's like, I actually don't. That's a hard part to swine what to eat. Okay, add to the list. Oh, 800 the edge. Get in touch or text to 3, 3, 3. 343, what do you love about being single?

Or if you are in a relationship, what do you miss about being single? The independence. Yeah, not having the message anybody where you are. So good. Side quests, right? Side quest, lots of night out. What's a side quest? You just end up wherever.

You say yes to everything. You go to the craziest places. You meet the coolest people. It's the best. You might end up on a random's couch and who cares. You don't need to tell anyone about it because guess what? Side quest. Side quest.

Some 6 a.m. Okay, 0800 at the edge of text 3343. what is the best bit about being single? Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. We are talking about the best parts about being single. We are celebrating it right now.

These texts are so good. So Harrison and I, we've been in our own relationships for a long time. Yeah, well, yours is three times the length of mind. A long. A long time.

It's a longie. But we reminiscing, and this is just jogging all kinds of memories from being single. I'm getting a little. Not that I'd ever do anything, but like, I get all these messages. Someone, Sarah, put it very well.

Literally, I love my husband and my kids so much, and I would never, ever, ever, ever leave him. But just to live by myself for a bit and do whatever I want, when ever I wanted, I miss everything about that part of being single. But, of course, I'd never leave my family. It's true, eh? Like, no one, you don't have to message anybody. Eat what you want, watch what you want.

And I always enjoy that. I love, you know, I love my relationship, but I also love the chase of, like, being with somebody. body and going to be a flirtation ship. We're not together, and all that kind of stuff. That's exciting. You're true. Reese is here on 0800 The Edge.

Hi, Rhys. Hello. What's the best part about being single for you? In my opinion, the best part of being single is being able to just have fun and not having someone to nag about how late you come home. Sounds like you might be having too much from there, Rhys. How late are you getting home? After midnight, on Saturday nights.

Pretty late. Pretty late. But fun. But fun. But fun. Hey, Ruth. Hey, that's a great one. It's added to the list officially. And Zara's here. Hi, Zara. What do you love about being single?

I've had, like, a really, really busy day. And I'm so tired and I just want to, like, go home and they're in my bed. Like, I don't have to talk to anyone or, like, still be social. That is quite nice. I do love talking to my girlfriend but sometimes when they get home you don't want to chat you just want to go home

put it on my Star Wars and just have food on my bed but you know Get your Lego out Get my Lego out Yeah Play with my little duckies in the bath Play with your what

Duckies in the bath Okay Alright Yeah And what about money as well Zara What you earn You keep There's no sharing

Yeah like My money And my money Like there are some benefits Of having a shared account because obviously it feels like you have more money but you don't have to worry about your money being spent to anything else

like it's just it's yours like you earn what you get to spend what you earn yeah yeah these are all great these are all great things and this is what we're doing we're celebrating being single because society tells us that you can't be happy when you buy yourself you absolutely can it sounds like a lot of people are except for race he's having too much fun

Reese having too much fun do you know how else I just loved about being single or like when you saw people was I loved having a really great night with somebody and then you go home and then the next day all you can think about is oh my God we're not going to message them

when I'm going to see the next I loved that feeling The messaging part of a new exciting little chase is so so so fun and because at the moment on the TV show that I'm for Mahikaru like I'm doing that with someone right now

so like we did say the next day I was like I got up out of bed and I text them I love to your character's doing it my character's doing it so I love like reliving it fictionly I'm like, these are cute, man. These are cute days. There's nothing like seeing the person that you likes name pop up.

I know. It's the best feeling. It's the best. Become an actor and you can do it whenever you want. Okay, some great advice. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Intern Lil Lou joins us in studio.

Shut-da. Oh, hi. Now, what we love about Lily is she's got a story for everything, doesn't she? Yes. She's a very big storyteller. Yeah. You have a conversation with her. You start on one topic.

you probably cover 30. Yeah. Now, you've only been on this glorious planet for 21 years, but God, you've lived a life. Yeah. You've got a lot of stories. Yeah.

So this segment is called Lil Lil's Big Yarns, where Harrison and I will try and come up with a topic that will prove to everyone listening that Lily has a story to do with every single topic that you can imagine. Relatability. They might not be as good, though. They might not be great.

But the point is you'll always have something. She'll always have some story to do with anything. The day we find a topic that Lily doesn't have a story is like the day that we can just pack it in. We can just hang up the headphones and go home. It's a robot. It's not her. Yeah, exactly. It has to be.

It's impossible. It might be today. It could be today. We'll see. Are we going to check some just different topics? See if she goes? Yeah. Okay, I'll start first.

Sheep. Sheep? Well, I mean classic, lived in Hawks Bay. My cousin also used to own a sheep as like a pet. Classic, but yeah, that's pretty good. I mean, yeah, pet sheep. It's not nothing great, but that's the first thing that came to my mind. It's better than saying there's sheep in Hawks Bay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I had to go from one thing to the next, you know. Okay, cool. Okay, my topic for you, Lily, to see if you've got a story about it, is blinking. Blinking? Yeah, blinking, with your eyes. Blinking. Well, this is such a bad thing, but, like, when I was little, I used to get conjunctiveitis,

and like, get like, is that, like, this is not really stories, but it's just like, you know. That's exactly what we're looking at what. Yeah, you can relate to it. Yeah, that's crazy. You can blink, okay, conjunctaitis, it's perfect. Yeah, I had really bad hay fever when I was little, so that's why I'd get conjunctivitis.

Of course you do. Yeah, of course all. Race cars. She's got to speedway all the time. Hey! Actually, actually, no, this is better. In Napier, the Art Deco Capital, every Art Deco in February there's a race car derby

and so you like make your own cars or like buy cars off like trade me and then you go down this like really big road I think it's Emerson Street and all the little kids and their parents will race the cars and my dad brought a little car called Brum do you guys remember Brum and we he pushed me down the hill and then the greatest thing happened the wheels came off

and I like went on the side Street. Didn't win. She's done it again. You're a gift, Lil. A story for every topic. Told you. Told you.

Your avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Guys, if you own a Laboooooo, if you dream of owning a Labubu, if you don't know what a libubu is, it's a stupid little doll that people are hanging from their bags and things. Oh, come on. Grow up. You're an adult now. You don't need toys.

Okay? I've been seeing this thing online. People have been lining up our. outside stores everywhere, all over the world. You're buying in to the hype. They're not cool. They're little plastic figurines. They don't make you look any cooler.

You'll call it without them. Don't follow this trend. Grow up. Grow up. Do something better with your money. Go and invest it. There were so much money. Go and do something else.

Go and buy, like if you need like the endorphins to, when you go and shopping, it's really fun. I get it that you're buying something new and fancy and everyone's going to be like, oh my God, you're so cool. Go and get something else. Go and buy some new sunnies or something. Don't buy a Lububu. I think life is about having these little things, Steph.

You mean. If I may. It's a little flubu is a little fluffy key chain. It's like a little bunny with a little plastic face, cute little face on it. Not cute. And I think they're pretty cool. The children's toys. They're cool.

They're cool. They're stylish. They're fashion. How are they fashion? You put the new, you like, clip on your belt. Do you remember? This is crazy. Do you remember when I first started

of this job, if you remember, I used to have a little yellow care bear clipped onto my belt. Do you remember that? No. And then LaBububo's came in so I pretty much started. I said, it's whatever.

Wait, why did you have a care beer strapped to you? There's a photo somewhere of me the first time I came, like the day that I started and I came into the breakfast I did an interview. Yeah.

And I've got a photo with it afterwards and my little yellow care bears hanging off my pants, my beltletlet. It's like fashion. It's an accessory. Really? That's exactly what.

what the little boo-boo is. They're children's toys from your belt. But they're not. There's something cool and they're different. I care be it. It makes you look and you go, whoa, what's that? That's cool. Really?

That's where the world is now. Yeah. But I respect that everyone is like on to something and they enjoy like going, oh my God, I want to get one. They are, all I will say, they're very, very overhyped now. That's the epitome of jumping on a trend. Don't do it. You'll waste your money. It's on the way out anyway.

So just stop. Don't do it anymore. but think about what you're doing. Yes, but like, look at it. Grown adult. You'd buy what? You'd buy 50 Whitaker's peanut slabs. I'd buy a Lubbubu.

You know? We all have our different things that we want to buy and that what we're into. Are you saying that I look like I've eaten 50 peanuts slats? No, I'm saying lububos are so expensive. It's probably the equivalent to 50 Whitaker's peanut slabs. Was that really what you were saying?

Yes, I was saying that. I was. I'm just checking. Get a Lubu. I'm going to buy it for the crew here at the show. Please do and I'll burn it. That is enough of that. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

It's time to call 0800 The Edge and play. What are you watching on telly? Tonight. That's a game that we do. That's your original from me. Yeah, super creative of you. Very creative. We call us on O'H Under the Edge and tell us

what you're watching on telly tonight. And if it's on our Tingo card, which is our TV bingo cards, you win a prize. It's a fantastic idea from your hands on. It's very easy. I mean, we used to do an idea called dinner bingo, not TV bingo.

Yeah, that got old though. Yeah. Because lots of people watch TV. It's a very easy game. Most people I think eat dinner as well. I think people, more we watch TV than eat dinner. Do you think so? The stats of show.

The stats of show. What stats are you looking at? Government. Government sets. Okay, it's interesting. From Mexico, though, so that could be completely different. Could be different. Okay, well, I've written a TV show down.

Have you? Okay, well, let's go to the phones. Oh, 800 the Edge if you want to play. Very simple, you just tell us what you're watching. But we have to ask you like this. What are you watching on TV? Tonight. Hannah from Mangafar.

Yours, please. My husband's watching Walking the Dinosaurs. Is that out? It's in the ad for that. It looks really good. The TV show or a movie? It's like a new thing, eh? It's a TV show.

Oh. It's a new thing. He's like obsessed with it, watching it with the baby, so yeah. It's a bit cute. I'd watch a little down a baby. I'd watch it just naked. Okay. Unfortunately, there's not on our Tingo card.

Sorry, Hannah. Sorry, Hannah. That's a good one, though. Let's go to Candice and Nelson. What are you watching on Tilly? Tonight. I watch the Love Island. Love Island.

Oh, that is a brainer. Is this the new season, Candice? Yeah, yeah, the UK one It's good, eh? I'm not up to date yet I've got a few episodes off But I binged it hard on the weekend I haven't been watching

Oh, Harrison, it's like Candice, would you agree that it's one of the best ones? Oh, definitely. Whoa! It's got so much drama So much drama There's this guy called Harry

Who's like a real shitster Potter? No. Yeah, he's bad He's so bad, eh? Oh, great choice, Candice But not on the TV bingo card tonight, I'm afraid. Jeff

What are you watching on Tilly? Tonight. Jeff. Love Island. Oh, yeah. Sorry, Jeff. Not watching that, mate. Sorry, Jeff.

Haley. What are you watching on Tilly? Tonight. The rookie? The rookie. No, I'm not watching the rookie. It's the police one. Everyone watches this.

What's the rookie? What is the rookie, Haley? It's the police one, you know. Yeah. Really good. She's a If you haven't. Okay, there's lots of police ones.

What do you mean? It's the police one. Okay, well, fine. You've told me into it. Sounds amazing. He's a rookie. That's what you know. It's the police one.

It's the police one and he's a rookie. Okay, final contestant of the age. Mon. What are you watching on Tally? Tonight. All right straight. Sorry. Sorry, it's not an out of Tingo cards, ma'am.

Thank you. Come on, Mon! Oh, Mon! Come on! Oh, Mon! What did you have on your Tingo card? I had America's Sweet Arts, the cheerleading show on Netflix. Oh, Mon, that's a good one.

I wonder if Mon's last name is Key. What? Monkee. Good one. Thanks. I had Call her Alex, which is the Alex Cooper documentary on Disney, which is really great. It's two parts you should watch it. Her name's Mon.

Yeah, I get it. Get it. Your Arvos, Hit Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Oh, thanks everybody for getting through that. Or if you've just skipped to this bonus little content bonus bit, then, hey, that's fine too. Who's doing that? Don't know.

Do you're going to hear anyone and does that? I would be intrigued. I don't know if we should work on this, but like having timestamps on our podcast? Yeah, and skip to all the bits you want to hear. You see go, oh, it's the outro. This outro, want to hear what crazy swear words they're saying? Crazy shut the say off, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, I've got a great story.

Go on. That wasn't, like, so great that it made it to the radio show today, but I thought you might like this. So over the weekend, it was really sad, actually. I got out the air friar, and I put in two of, like, crumbed chicken tenders in the air friar, one for Jake and one for me. And then, ding, it's really. Oh, my God, just so excited to have a little snack.

And he gets his and he eats his and it's yum, yum, yum, yum. Oh, delicious, yum, yum, yum. And then I get mine and something about it, it's speaking to me and it's saying, this isn't normal. And I'm like, the vibe's off here. I can tell. I've picked it up and I can tell. And so I break it in half, guess what's inside of it?

What? No chicken. It's just coating. It's a chicken tender shaped exactly like a chickenette, but all coating. And so I was gutted. and yesterday when I got home from work Jake's like we're getting a free voucher

I was like what have you done to sew him he's like I've emailed and so we're getting some free teagle chicken and he goes I was like how did you find the website to complain to and he's like it's on the back of the packet it's 0,800 chicken oh my god

really that's I've coined that Yeah, it's oh, 800 chicken. That's crazy. I 800 chicken. He needed proof of, you know, that something wasn't quite right. So do you get one bag of chicken? Yeah, and there's only like eight in there.

So like an eighth of our, eight dollars, like one dollar's worth of how, well, chicken wasn't there. Do you take a photo of it? Yeah, I said to this all the time in uni. Yeah, please. I said, oh, is it in uni? I'd go to like, this is fucked up. But I'd go to KFC or whatever and go, I got a towel burger because I'm going to the hash brown. And take the hash brown out and go, I didn't get a hash brown.

and I get a free towel burger and shit. What's a towel burger? A tower. Oh, tower. Oh, it's on his phone. I don't have it. They used to always complain to these places about the fast food ones. It's a good hack.

Like if something's genuinely wrong with it, I wouldn't go like stealing in things. Now mine was more like McDonald's KFC Burger King. I was like, well, fuck then we've got so much money. So much money. Do you know what's so annoying? One time I literally found metal in my frozen fish. It must have been some kind of like hook or some kind of thing that they used to get the fish. I don't know.

but it was definitely metal and took photos and complained and stuff. And they made me fill out like a form, like a really long, detailed, descriptive paperwork to do with this complaint. And I was like, I'm not fucking working for you. So I'm not going to do this. You can stuff your chicken, stuff your fish. I never got my voucher for that one. But it was crazy.

I complained to the supermarket when I've got slugs in my letters. I go, fucking don't pay for this. She got slugs in it. It's gross. Has that ever happened? All the time. One time I bit into a strawberry and there was a massive, like, you know those strawberries

that kind of grew together? Not needle. But they kind of grow together so it's like a ginormous strawberry. Yeah. You can see that it can break apart and I did that and there was a massive centipede inside. Oh.

Yeah, it was crazy. Crazy. Did I ever tell you the story? I probably told you the story how I got free coffee for a year. Yes. It's a good story. Yeah, very good. Go on McDonald's.

Uh, nah. Oh, no, you've been in trouble. I'll save it for tomorrow's podcast. Okay. I hacked McDonald's system and I ended up getting free coffee for a year. That's so good. It's pretty insane. Yeah, coffee's amazing too.

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