The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #91: Harrison called his teacher 'babe'…

Episode Date: June 25, 2025

Here's to Wednesday!  EZ Monday  Calling people by the wrong name  Harrison’s comedy show prep Harrison’s forbidden story…. It’s not my fault  Movies that changed the world Things kids say to strangers Shark tank Top 5 sounds Words you can’t pronounce properly Yes No maybe Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos

This is a podcast from Rover. Welcome everybody to our podcast. Thank you so much for picking this one. A few little moments to listen out for, Harrison. So many moments to listen out for, actually. Rocco said, booby. He did. Crazy, that's deaf son.

What else? I talked about things I do in public swimming pools, such as poos and lying face down to act like I'm dead. Yeah, we also talked about words you can't pronounce and special mention to Mason on that phone topic. One of my favourite callers ever. And Harrison, we really enjoyed your comedy show prep. You tried a few jokes on us.

I can know awesome jokes too. You'll hear in the podcast our reaction, and I think you'll think that it's fair, a fair reaction. Yeah, it was fun. Enjoy the potty, everyone. Your Arvos, Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hello, hello.

Hi, everybody. Hi, Harrison. Hi, Steph. Hello, hi, Sean. Ah, still on Bali. Still away. With a very exciting thing that he just put on his Instagram. Are you going to announce this?

I don't think we should. I don't think we should go on over to Sean's Instagram, and that's all we'll say. Yeah, that's all we'll say. That's all we'll say. That's all we'll say. How can my asking you tease? Can be teased it more?

That's all we'll say. I feel like, I want to say it. Two said to three? No, no. That's all we'll say. He's got some big news that's happening in his life. Huge news. And that's all we'll say.

It's all we'll say. That's all we'll say. And hey, while you're on Instagram, Edge Arvos, that's our account. Maybe, go check that up too. And we just hit 10,000 followers. Thank you for following, everybody. If you haven't, go check it out.

Not too shabby at all. And that's all we'll say about that as well. That's all we'll say. We can't stop talking about easy money, though. What a game. It's a fun game we play every afternoon. And now in the mornings as well here on the edge. 7 and 8, 30 seconds.

You get given a letter. 10 categories. You need to come up with answers for those 10 categories. with that letter and this morning Caitlin she won 10 grand huge massive her letter was in I was wondering what the winning letter was going to be in

yeah end finale end for November and she had like one I watched the video on the edge Instagram she won she like one second left to go yeah she did very well what a show off I know but they did it how many times did they do it for an hour and a half nonstop yeah it was pretty crazy but it is your

chance to win since it was jackpotted this morning to 10 grand we're back down to one the moment. So $1,000 could be all yours. Call us now 0800 at the edge and play easy money. Your avos head harder with Sean Steph and Harrison. The H-E-Z

money. 30 seconds. You get given a letter. You have to say answers starting with words starting with that letter to 10 categories. Now this morning the jackpot was $10,000. Caitlin ended up scoring it with the letter N she won with with time to spare as well.

was them celebrating. She's the shot it! She's done it! Incredible. Imagine winning $10,000, aye. Imagine winning $10,000. The dream. And then they asked her, Clint Megan Dan,

and her lovely breakfast show what she's going to do with it, and her partner will be off to Europe. Really? The perfect way to spend money. Travel, travel, travel, travel. Oh. That's pretty cool. Playing a little silly radio game.

So $1,000 is up for grabs right now, and she's... from Wellington. Her name is Fifi and she reckons she can do it. Hi Fifi. Hi. Fifi Fifi Fum Where are you from? I'm from Lale Bay. Lale Bay. Have you been a low bay, Stead?

Yeah, probably. I mean, is that Lower Heart, right? No. No. That's a bay outside of the city a little bit. Upper Heart. Upper Heart. Is it? No. Not even the huts. Not around the heart. Okay. Sorry, Phoebe.

What do you do for working wellies? I work. Oh, that's a bit of a secret because I've got some of my colleagues listening in. She's a spy. So she can't talk about it, Harrison. Oh. Yeah, she's under cover, actually. Really?

Yeah, a very important mission. Wow. Yeah, no, she was just telling me all about it. But we can't talk about it? Actually. Yeah, well, yeah. Can you tell me all fair about it? No, no, no.

God, no, no. You're so bad with secrets. Okay, so Fifi, 30 seconds, one litre, 10 categories. and $1,000 will be all yours. A few rules. You can't repeat any answers. You can pass whenever you like and hopefully we'll have time

to get back to the category. And your time will begin when I finish saying the first category, okay? Are you ready? I think so. Fifi from Wellington, your letter will be S. S for...

Sailor. Yeah. S for... So good Lyle Bayers have definitely been there. Yeah, so probably just so. Yeah. Just like, S for so.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, here we go. 30 seconds. Please with the letter S, Fifi, name for us a body part. Lachikistan. A TV show. A short laundry. A type of fabric.

Uh, silk. An emotion. Sorry, what was that? An emotion. A smile. Something you can grow. Oh. A capital city

Tough Hard, yeah Hard Yeah tough, yeah Fifi You got four, mate Congratulations That's one more than three

Not bad effort Why did you What was the one you Emotion You said smile Would you have accepted that? I know I was over thinking

Honestly like just for like Right now Just because she only got four Just say yeah We'll give her a five Yeah sure you can do smile Yeah Yeah, 100%.

Yeah, he would have accepted that. There was a bit of a kerfuffle there with understanding, hearing Steph's saying emotion and stuff. And that's on me, FeeP, I do apologise. But hey, well done. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. I was doing the old Doom Scroll on TikTok as you do, and I found this video that cracked me up

because I feel like we can all relate to accidentally calling someone the wrong thing, the wrong, like, term? Yeah. Like calling a boss, babe, you know? Like, your literal boss. Hey, babe. Or leaving a shop and a lovely shop assistant's been amazing.

And you're like, thanks, mum. Like, it's always mortifying. Listen to what happened when an American lawyer was kind of arguing a little bit with the judge. And it was a courtroom full of people, very kind of important case by the sounds of things. And they were kind of going back and forth. and then have a listen to what, the male lawyer called the female judge.

Separate. But it wasn't three separate. Let's go with what happened in the case. Honey, or, oh my God, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't know what to say to that. I apologize. Okay.

Go ahead. The question here is what happened? I'm sorry, I've just been totally thrown by my mistake. I can imagine. I'm a little thrown by that also, if I'm being honest. Your Honor, I don't know what to say. It's just a... Okay, well, go ahead.

You've only got a minute and seven seconds left. That's crazy. That'll be so thrown by that. Honey. It's no what you want. Do I actually think I've called, like, a uni, I've called my teacher Babe before. No, you haven't. You probably meant it, though, too fair.

Thanks, babe. I was like, oh, like, you know, it's quite an older woman. I was like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. She would have been flattered. Yeah, she took it the wrong way. Like the judge did it. It was inappropriate. She was like a serious conversation.

She's like, okay, thank you, babe. What about when you're at school and the teacher asks something and you shoot your hand up? I don't know if you can relate to this Harrison, but I was like there at the front just being like, I know the answer. And then you go like, mum, mum. Oh, your mom's a classic. Ooh. Ooh. Who's got a story?

Who's got a story about when you have called someone the wrong thing? or even like exing someone that you shouldn't be sending a message and then exing at the end of it too? Oh yeah. Like I tried you a message the other day and I was texting our boss. Yeah. I was asking him for something and then I sent a separate message

of just a full stop on accident. Yeah, that's bad. And it looked so rude. It looks like you were like, oh, you answer me this instant. Yeah, and then he's like, let's talk about this tomorrow. Oh, no! Okay, oh, 800 the edge is our phone number. You can text as well.

3-343. Have you ever called someone by the wrong thing? Just like that lawyer to that judge called her honey. Just couldn't recover. Or like sign the name of an ex during sex. It's a classic. Oh no. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. There is a lawyer over in Muraka and he accidentally said this to a judge in a courtroom.

Separate. But it wasn't three separate. Let's go with what happened in the case. Honey, oh my God, I'm sorry. So embarrassing. Not ideal. And a similar thing, potentially has happened to Katie from Christchurch talking about when you've accidentally said the wrong thing to the wrong person.

Katie, what happened to you? Hey, so my husband and his father's name, I like next to each other in my phone, and I accidentally text my father-in-law telling him I couldn't wait to snuggle him when I got home. It was bad. The worst thing was that I replied saying, oh my gosh, that clearly wasn't meant for you,

and he didn't respond. And we never talked about it, like, ever. You've still never talked about it? No, like, it was never brought up, like, ever. You have to. You have to, front foot. You have seen each other? Yeah, it's been, like, several years since,

and we've just never talked about it. Oh, I don't love that. Maybe secretly he's got it. Maybe he was like, oh, we're on here. I always knew there was something between us. Oh, well, he's a very, like, religious man. And, like, sorry, it would have just been, like, the worst thing for him to read. Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.

You're like, real. That's very funny. Oh, Katie, that's a great call. Hey, thank you so much, Katie, and Kylie from Christchurch is here as well. Kylie talking saying things to the wrong person. What's you got? Yeah, it was, I have. two sisters and we were kind of in the midst of a bit of a few me and one of my sisters

with the other sister and she had received messages from the sister in question that were quite full long and when we were talking about it she screenshot them to send them to me but accidentally sent it straight back to the sister in question yeah and so she knew that you She knew immediately and she blew her up and went mental. And ironically, I haven't talked to her for five years. Oh, we're sorry to hear that. But this is such a... I'm not.

Okay. Well, yeah, okay. Who am I to have an opinion? No, I love it. Fair enough. But this is a paranoia whenever you're having like online beef with, or like messaging back and forth or whatever. Yeah.

Or even it could be like kind of flirty banter with someone that you're into. And then if you screenshot it, you want to send it to the gal chat, and then it goes directly back to that person, Mortify. Like, it's a genuine risk. It happens. It happens. It happens. It happens.

It happens. Yeah. We shouldn't ask gay. We shouldn't pry to see what happened. Yeah, I know. But we shouldn't ask. We'll leave it. We won't ask you.

We won't ask you. That's all right. I don't mind. Oh, no, no. No, no. No, I so want to know, but I won't ask. We'll leave it. Coming up next on the show, Harrison, you yes, no, maybe.

Oh yeah, man I used to know maybe A little game we do and I say things that What do I do in it? Okay Sorry I just forgot like that sentence Basically coach Harrison through life

That's what it is He does certain things and scenarios And it's basically us telling him That he should just get better at doing things We'll see if it's appropriate on it Yes no or maybe So what's the topic? What are we talking?

Public swimming pools today So Harrison will give us things That he does at public swimming pools and we're going to tell him whether he should continue doing them or not. Yeah, pretty much. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. We're joined in studio right now by the wonderful digital girl, Clara. Hello?

Because Clara, myself and you listening, we are about to become a comedy show audience. We're going to sit down, relax. Pay attention if you're driving, though, to what's in front of you, your silly sausage. And we are going to be entertained by the one and only comedian who's got a show coming up in the next few weeks, so he wants to practice

a few of his jokes. Please welcome Harrison Keith. Thank you guys. Thank you for having me. These are a few new jokes I've written in the last six months and just

get to test them on you tonight. All right. Jolda, I'm Harrison. I think I may be adopted because my dad's name is Tom. I don't get it I'm Harry's son Like Harry Harrison

Oh good I went to a restaurant the other night Ordered the fondue And told the waitress I'm dairy intolerant She says I recommend ordering something else I say why

I'm just telling you I can't stand going to dairy I'm a supermarket guy Yep New World shout out The lastro sponsor. My cat's name growing up was clap them ass cheeks. We need to go of missing.

I'd walk the streets yelling, clap them ass cheeks. Knock knock. Who's there? I'm the poverty manager. You're in inspection today? I wasn't expecting you. No, you say I'm the property manager. Who?

Who? No, it was. Oh, it's a knock-knock joke, though, wasn't it? Yeah, you've got to have a character thing. No, but... When I watch Love Island and they say, I've got a text. I'm always surprised I don't pop a squat and start pissing on a stick. Sorry, can you repeat that one?

I didn't quite get that one. When I watched Love Island and they say, I've got a text! I'm surprised I don't pop a squat and start pissing on a stick. I've got text. I don't get it. Because I always think they go, I've got a test. Oh, test. Test.

Yeah, I've got. Text. Yeah. Different. Yeah. You go to them. Okay. Last one.

This is a good one. Yeah. What do the monkeys say in his therapy session? What? My dad key wasn't around much as a kid. No, it's not a mum key. It's a mum key. Yeah, and his dad wasn't around very much as a kid.

Doesn't quite work though, Harrison. Do you understand what I'm saying? So it's a munkey, not a mum key. So it's... Oh, I nailed it, though. Thanks. That's Harrison Key for everybody. Really, truly, don't change a thing

and you're going to nail it. Yeah, I think you guys should, Could just be a bit more open next time. No, I honestly think there was a flawless before. I think you're blocking yourself from the comedy. Please do exactly that. You reckon? On your comedy night.

You absolutely don't change me. Your avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. There is a story that Harrison has shared on the show before, that he is forbidden to ever tell again. Yes. But there is a way for you listening to find out the story and hear it from Harrison himself. Yeah.

For the OG fans who were there in crisis at Electric Ave. All the way back in February? March? Actually, it wasn't that far. The OGs. Oh, God. It was quite recent. But if you were there, you would have heard it.

If you were on the radio, you would have heard the story. I don't even say this. The broadcasting standards complaint people definitely heard about this story. They did. I got in quite low trouble. Huge. I was talking about... But careful, because it's the forbidden story and you're not allowed to retell it.

I know, but how do I... There was... Oh, Papa! What can I say about it? Nothing. My dog? No! Duggy?

No! Don't start. Peanut butter? Don't. That's as far as I can go. Harrison Keith, you look at me, young man. You don't utter another word about the forbidden story. You've got in so much trouble last time.

Okay. Well, I've got this opportunity. I've been asked to perform at this festival. We're out the gate. It's 18-plus festival. at the Po Theatre in Henderson July 5th Seems like a big ad read there

I've been invited to come and tell the people said can you come and tell this story? The forbidden story We just want you to come to have the forbidden story We heard you tease on the radio I performed it at a comedy club once Months ago yeah To a group of 10 people

Someone was in there Rumors got around Like on Harrison Can you come and tell the story 300 people on July 5th With in this line up just saying the Fred Award winner

The Billy Tee Award, what are the two top comedians in the country and Harrison Keith This is outrageous Just to hear this one forbidden story This one story So if you really want to hear this story And I'm never going to say it on here ever I'll only ever say it live in a comedy room

So you can call out of 100 the edge And I'll give you tickets Okay If you want Right now Right now Okay I'll 800 the edge If you're in Auckland

Yeah It's T Henderson and the Poo The 5th But if you want want to hear his exclusive story and then we can have this bond together, we can talk about it. We'll have this thing that we'll have and no one else is going to know. But yeah, I've got 10 tickets to give away if you want them. Okay, I think Grace is here on the 800 of the edge and wants a double pass. Grace?

Yes. You are quite keen to hear the forbidden story. I am. It also just sounds like a really good date night. Oh, well, no, Grace, I will be up there. So I can't really do the... It's not a date with you. I think she's doing on the date with me, Grace.

No, no, no, with my husband. Oh, yeah. And, mate, you're sorry. But we like a little bit of naughty humor. So, like, I assume it's naughty because it can't be told on the air. It's absolutely filthy. I thought Grace was about to say she likes a bit of, like, play with other people. Oh, what are you talking about?

No, no key parties around here. Oh, okay. Grace, I'll give you a pass from your partner, but you can't tell anybody else. about the story. It's our secret that we're going to have. Okay, okay. I'll keep that secret. Okay, great.

Grace is going to look at you so differently. Every time she listens to the edge after hearing the forbidden story, she's going to be like, oh my God, it's that guy. Yep. Oh, Harrison. Anybody else want tickets? Tracy wants tickets. Trace.

Yeah, I'll have some tickets, please. Are you going to be okay with the story? It is like horrifically, disgustingly outrageous, and 100% true. Absolutely. Are you into that kind of stuff? Yeah. Oh my God, you guys are built different. Wait there, Trace.

I can't wait to hate this little cult of people who know this disgusting story. Okay, one last winner. Ruby wants some tickets to. Hey, Roobes. That's the one, yep. Ruby, what's the filthiest thing that you've done that's safe for radio right now?

Careful. Oh, Jesus. That's a good question. Don't answer that one. Don't answer that. I just agree, what's the craziest thing you've licked? The craziest thing I've licked. Don't answer that one either, Ruby.

Please don't answer that one. Harrison, what are you doing? I don't know what I'm trying to like. I want something in return. No. We're just giving them free tickets. I want to hear something from them. No.

Okay, so plug your comedy thing again. When is it? 5th of July. Fifth of July. To Po Theatre and Henderson, buy tickets. I'll chuckle on my Instagram. And hear the forbidden story.

That we will never repeat on this radio show. Ever. You can go back on a certain podcast and hear it. It's all over. You can. That's all awesome. And I found it today. It's horrible.

Horrific. Oh, God. Wait, what date is it? People are going to ask. It's around February. Okay, good luck, guys. Fishing that one out. Your Arvoh's Hid Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. Sean, Steph and Harrison. No, Sean, he'll be back on the show Monday next week. But you got me and Steph. Yay! Pretty cool. Well, we'll see where the story goes because something tells me, Harrison, that you've done something, that you're going to be like, it's not my fault.

And we're going to be like, it totally is. Well, it's not my fault. Guys, okay, to be completely honest with you, Sean, he does the buttons. And I am not normally on the buttons. Yeah, and I've refused to do them. And I hate doing the buttons because I'm really bad at the buttons. So I'm going to try and not screw this up. This was your clip that you were that you were supposed to hear.

Sorry, everyone. Anyway, as we were. That's not my fault. Yesterday I talked about, you know, when I go when I went shopping in the weekend and close. Yeah, and it's a certain time when you push it. Oh, okay, I see, that wasn't the time? No, no. I'll tell you, you'll feel it like this.

I'll tell you, like, you'll feel this. Okay. And then I, you know, and the clothes fall off the hangars. And I think... No. Yes. No, I'm on it. Yeah, okay.

So this is kind of a thing that happened to me last night. I get home from work and on my street, there's cones all over the street. Not a car on the street. Orange Road cones. What kind of cones are you thinking of? Well, I mean, when it's you. Flea treatment cones? No.

Nah, different street. Not there, I'd say. The officer doesn't work. Sorry. I'm sorry. I put that on the street and I go, where are we going to park? I park outside my house every single night. And all these cones are here for like a house, like a few doors down.

Yeah, what for? That's getting like a pool in their back yard. Must be nice. What neighbor do you live in? I don't know. Honestly, they're going to get robbed. They just will. They're too flashed for the area.

And so there's cones But then I'm like, I'm annoyed as I pick up the cones, stack them up and move them so I can put my car in. Okay? No. Yeah, if you want. And then, so I put my car in.

I wake up the next day. There's signs saying, no parking, counsel will be towed, and they've literally put a circle of cones around my car. Like, they've doubled down on the cones. I'm like, well, how am I going to get out? You got coned in. And there's like patrol people from construction

walking up and down the street, like waiting for me to come out. Oh, that's so annoying. I'm so anxious. I'm so nervous. But like, it's not my fault. It's my... It's my house.

I can park there. I'm sorry. I'm not like... Sure isn't like, Deverish or anything, but it's like, God, I live here. Do you have another place that you could have parked?

No. Well, I could have way down the street. Okay, look. I don't often agree with you on many things. Mm-hmm. But I would say... Thank you.

If you can't park where you normally park right outside of your house of some rich persons putting in a pool and putting road cones there just to make room for their stuff, then that's not fair. And like every second week, this keeps happening to the same house.

Like they put in something else the other day and they put an extension and they block off the whole street. I would, what are you going to do? Are you going to get them back? Well, how would I get them back? Well, you finished the radio show at 7. It's a bit dark by then,

so I'd get back and maybe like put a cone's avatar. Well, I'm annoyed because I'm going to do it. to have to go back home and restack up all the cones and stuff and park there again. And then I was so nervous to come to work and go to my car. Yeah, in case it's surrounded again. I got my girlfriend to come out with me to the car. Yeah. Can you come out and just like, you know, defend me and whatever gets really bad?

Distract them. Yeah. And then I'd get out. I start stacking the car. As a guy starts hurting over, two of them, straight away. I'm like, oh, here we go. We're about to pick a fight for the day, awesome. They go, are you good, bro?

We can help you. Oh, so they were being friendly? They were all good. Oh, that's fine then. Yeah. But annoying for you to have to move it. What about Digital Girl Clara? Do you think it's his fault or not?

As someone who will never park more than 10 minutes away from a restaurant, I think you're completely the right, you know? Like, I can't, you've got to be parked close to where you live. I'm not walking any more than, I'd say, a minute, anywhere. Yeah. I know it's like a public road, but it's like, that's my house park. I part there every day. And you're valid for that.

I'm just trying to say that. We see you, Harrison. We see you. and we validate your feelings. Thank you. Thank you. Here for you, brother. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. Guys, movies. We all love them. We've all seen them. Everyone in their lifetime has seen a movie. Yep, I would probably, or listens to a movie. You know, listen to a movie. Yep.

You're a good point. Yeah. Not everyone's seen the movie with their eyes because, you know. Fair enough. Very inclusive. You may think it's just entertainment But I've got a list The small list

It's four things, four movies That have actually changed the world that we live in Because people think Oh yeah It's just a funny little pastime To change it like just You know get your mind out of work life But you're saying that these movies

Have actually done like made a difference to people Yeah In history I've made history First one Uh oh That's a bit of jaws Oh wow

Jaws 1975 this came out by portraying sharks as bloodthirsty killers jaws sparked a wave of fear but they are bloodthirsty people yeah but no one thought about it until jaws really triggering mass shark hunts and vilifying the entire species so jaws in 1975

made the world scared of sharks I commend finding Nemo who then years later remember the sharks on Finding Nemo fish are friends not food And so they really tried to turn around that narrative, didn't they? Were they successful? Not really.

Well, that's even crazy for Nemo. This isn't in the list, but you look at Nemo and you go, oh, you go to aquarium and you go, oh, that's Nemo. Clownfish, Nemo. Dory. Oh, that's Dory. Oh, that's Dory. Oh, that's a boy. Jaws. God, you're clever.

Ah, that's so good. Second film. Top Gun. Never seen it. Never seen George either. God. 1986s came out. Top Gun sparked a reported 500% surge in U.S. Navy enlistment.

Oh, so people want to be like Tom Cruise? Yeah, so he's like a fighter pilot, and yeah. So everyone wanted to join the Navy so much so that at the cinemas, they had little boost where you could walk out and people would sign up. Wow. Like it made the Navy huge, this movie. I wonder if Tom Cruise movies also has seen a boost in Scientologists. Because you're like, maybe.

Tons. Ricken? Or your favourite show, Handmaid's Tale, same. Elizabeth Moss. Oh, she's a Scientologist, yeah. Yep. Anyway, third movie. Oh.

Spectre. Spectre. Spectre. Yeah, it's a James Bond movie. Spectre. 2015. Now this one like... You've never seen that.

Okay, okay. Well, this one shocks me. Get this. You're going to love this. The Specture opening shows a grand day, a grand day of the dead parade in Mexico City. You know Day of the Dead? Oh, yep, yep.

But at the time, no such parade existed. Inspired by the film, the city's mayor decided to make it real. Since 2016, the once now fictional parade is a day they celebrated in Mexico. Wow. So that movie created Day of the Dead. So no, the Day of the Dead already existed, but the parade didn't?

No, Day of the Dead never existed. No, I think Day of the Dead existed. Like, no. No, never existed. I think it existed. Until 2015. Really? And Jane's Bomb made it exist.

I mean, hey, if it's on the internet, it's true. That's pretty good. Final one. Oh, Maccas. Yuck. Super Size meme. It has an four film that came out. had a massive impact

in the fast food industry after the guy, you know, he ate 30 days, he eats heaps of food. He's a supersized meal every day. And it was so bad that after the film, they cancelled the supersized option,

which is fair enough. That's so good. And they then started pushing healthy options. So wraps, salads, all from that movie. Because they were like, yeah, this is probably pretty bad. But yeah.

He died. Did he? Recently. Oh, how reason? Thursday. No. Well, it says here Thursday, but I don't know what Thursday it was, but I think it was recently. Last Thursday.

Last year on a Thursday, yeah. Sad. I thought I was shit about talking about that. Wow, that was a great list. Great list. Isn't it great, that? James Bond invented O'Dead. No, I'm going to fact-check that one.

Jaws invented shark fear. That's crazy. That's crazy. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. It is The Edge. Sean, Stephen Harrison, Sean away on holidays back next week, but he has missed a huge moment on air this morning.

Oh my God, did you catch it? H-E-Z money. When Caitlin won $10,000 this morning? Huge. So she joins us now, 10 grand, Caitlin. First of all, give you the clap for that one. Thank you. Yeah.

Oh, my. Has it sunk in yet? No, not really. I was definitely like just shaking the whole time. I can't really believe it. It doesn't feel real. Did you go to work after the phone call? I've played the game?

I was working from home, so I was still working. So Alex, I was wondering, maybe it still applies, but like, is it going to be like winning the lottery? Are you going to talk about it? Are you going to keep it a secret? I don't think it's enough to quit my job yet. Not quite. Really?

Oh, you didn't even know. You never know. It's enough to take a beautiful holiday to Europe, which is what you and your partner are going to be doing? Yeah, definitely Well, if you miss the moment this morning Easy Money is a game we play here on the edge We play every afternoon at 3 o'clock

And the breakfast show, Climbing and Dan here on the edge They play at 7 a.m and 8 a.m. This morning, the jackpot was $10,000 The game is 30 seconds You get given a letter and 10 categories You need to come up with answers Starting with that letter for those 10 categories And Caitlin, this was your moment

Okay, it's N, N finale Yep Okay Come on Katie I need a month November An occupation A nurse

A name Nully A country Nicaragua Something you read A novel A three-letter word Now

A body part No A food A food A brand Nike She's a she did it! She's done it!

It's she done it! Yeah, Caitlin! That is how you do it. Did you find that easy? I was just real focused and I heard a few other people doing it before and I sort of took note of like what categories are being asked. Wow.

So I could sort of prepare a bit. And then I didn't realize that the last one was the last one until they started yelling. Neither did I listening to it. I was like, Surely there's one more, but you were just so fast. You had time to spare. Never happens.

Well, Caitlin, have the greatest time in Europe. Make sure you send us photos, and we can live through Instagram and we'll be jealous. Yeah. Thank you. Don't forget when you get back, go to your boss and tell them to go stuff himself because you've just won big and you can quit right now, I'd say. Don't do that.

Please do that. Oh. You could do that if you wanted. You could do that if you want. with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. So I've got a 14-month-old little, little anymore. He's a year-old.

Just over a year. Just over a year. He's just over a year. He does say. 14-month-old. And he is just the greatest thing in the world, and I love him so much. And he is just started to talk a little bit, saying words here and there, which is really, really fun. However, last night, straight after the show, we keep him up a little bit later than maybe other babies.

Because I don't really get to see him at night. So I Scoot on out of here at 7 o'clock when the show's over And I see him just before he goes to bed at 7.30 And last night he had the giggles And it was super fun And he didn't want to go to bed So I was like, great, well, let's just hang out.

And then in the midst of all the fun and laughter and things, He said a word that he's never ever said before And I don't ever say this word either, really, at all. I can't remember the last time I said it. But I've got it on audio, listen carefully, The start of the audio, my partner Jake's saying kiss, so ignore that bit. It's as soon as he's finished saying kiss, Rocco, my 14-month-old, says the word. Yes.

Boopy? Boopi? She just hearing him saying booby. He haven't seen a booby in ages. He hasn't. He hasn't seen a booby in a long, long time. I wasn't blessed to be able to breastfeed very well, so I gave up on that about a month into his life. He hasn't really seen one.

He's got boobies in the mind, though. It's got boobies on the mind. Now, this morning, I am at a cafe. Our little morning tradition is the family walk the dog and we go to a loco and we pick up a little flat white and it's beautiful. And this morning at the cafe, Rocco, he really, really likes his new word and he wouldn't stop saying booby.

He'd look at a stranger and smile and wave and say booby. He'd point at his water bottle and instead of saying like, you know, wah-wah or whatever he says for water, it's booby. Everything's booby. Viby this, me, that, booby everything. That's pretty cute. That's pretty cute. But I was like, oh my God, please stop.

But I would love to open up the lines out there for you to call in on 0800 The Edge or text to 3-343 on crack up things that your kid has said before to complete strangers. Yeah. Kids say the darnest things. You know, they made a whole TV show out of it. No, that's like my mum does at-home childcare. Yeah, and I was on the phone with her the night and one of the kids at the moment, true story, kids walking and every morning goes,

morning, C-word. No, no. To all the kids, morning, C-words. Not a thing. I promise you. Which kids, if you're listening in your car with your parents at the moment, Harrison's referring to Caterpillar.

Caterpillar. It's just not okay to say caterpillar. It's a cheese. Yeah, sometimes people take that the wrong way. That's what Harrison's talking about. Philin producer Sam is in the other booth. Now, if I can just find your... button, is that it? Sam, say

hello? There we are. Sam, you've got a couple of kids. What something crack up that they've said to a stranger before? Yes, so my daughter, she's my oldest. We were at Kmart late one night doing the late Kmart shop and a little old lady just kind of walked down the aisle

next to us but she was exceptionally little, like short, very, very short and my little five-year-old yelled out oh my gosh, how cute! Look at that little old lady! Lady just looks straight at us. I grabbed her arm.

We went down the other aisle. Yeah. It's not bad. There's some bad ones out there. Oh, you're like the caterpillar one. The caterpillar one's terrible. Sam, thank you for sharing. And it's that mortifying thing of just like, oh my God,

I don't really know how to cover this or, like, move on from this. Let's just, like, get and leave. Yeah. I think the kids also love to point out people's body sizes. Yep. You know as kids? Oh, that's a rather big person, mum. Wait, one time I was at a cafe, no word of a lie, and I was sitting next to the lady that owned the cafe.

She was there doing paperwork and stuff, just sitting at one of the tables. The little girl goes up to her, points at her face and goes, ugly. Oh. What do you do? What do you do? Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Talking about when kids say the darndest things, my son Rocco last night randomly after I got home after the show,

started saying boo-bee, and then hasn't stopped saying it, basically. Yeah, I used to as a child point out people's sizes. Well, that is a common thing apparently here in Otero, because 3343 is our text line. So many messages about that. We have to be careful with how we read out these messages too. I can't even remember who sent it in, but someone, oh yeah, my two-year-old said, look at my big D word while holding a very long stick next to it.

It's pretty funny. Yep. I like that. Yeah, it was very good. My five-year-old, instead of trying to say about it was raining heavily, she was trying to say it was pissing down, which is bad to say. Don't say that kids. She said it was S-wording down.

Yeah. Andrew said when my son used to try to say cookie monster, it will come out. Rooster muncher. This is. This is strange. This is tricky. Okay, let's go to the phones on 0800 the edge. I'm so sorry, what's your name?

Zandra. Zandra. Okay, tell us about when your kids said something crack up. So me and my little kids are very, you know, active. We've got a countdown, back and say it out and about. And this was when they were about two. They would just got to, I swear, any Polynesian male with the beard, and they would just say, Daddy.

Oh, oh. And you're like, I swear, I swear, no. Like that's nothing happening here That's so funny Just usher away real And say no no Not looking for anybody Bye bye

Not looking for a fight sorry Sorry I'm glad your partner wasn't there though Because then he really have some questions Yeah What are you talking about? Yeah Yeah

Okay well that's good Maddie is here as well I know 800 the edge Maddie what did your five year old say So my five year old She is trying to pick up English But she's very fluent in our home language

which is just Mandarin and over the long weekend we actually went into a Midruthan to do a workshop and she just went up to the prison and just go

the person was just saying hi how are you and she just go hi can you speak Mandarin because I can and I'm like oh my goodness I just feel like

I want to just find a hole and just hide in it Aww no that's smart of her that's a good one Maddie that's lovely what about this text

I have an artificial I just read this Go. Can I? That's crazy, go. I have an artificial leg and I was in the supermarket and I had three quarter leg pants on. Young child was with their mom and he says out in the loudest voice ever,

Mom, look, there's a robot lady. The mother was so embarrassed and she couldn't apologize enough. That's so funny. It is. I mean, like, what do you do? What do you do? The kids, eh? And I'm glad that you saw the funny sign in that as well.

Yeah. I mean, they're just a kid. Oh my gosh. Very good. I mean, we could go on and on. Thank you so many. Let's bring this back to my, I reckon. There's so many Texan causes in the same.

Your avos head harder. With Sean, Steph and Harrison. The edge. Harrison, you've got another invention for us to become sharks, myself and Digital Girl Clara, joining us in studio to decide whether this is a good invention or not and whether we'll be investing. Yes.

Welcome to Shark Tank, where people pitch and Steph and Clara could be a little bitch and not put their money into what they're pitching for or maybe there'll be legends and do it. Good afternoon, sharks. Hi. I'm about to make your jaws drop on the floor.

It's also a shark movie. What? Yeah. Oh. You're okay? Cut myself on this pair of scissors. Ouch. Jokes.

I haven't. Because I can't get them out of a goddamn packet, can I? Oh. Introducing the easy to open without scissors packet of scissors. Have you ever noticed, sharks, when you buy a pair of new scissors, you actually need scissors to open that pair of scissors.

But your pair of scissors that you need to open that pair of scissors with is wrapped in plastic in the scissors box you just brought. Am I wrong? Am I wrong? Same with knives too, really annoying. Thank you. This is my pitch please, Shack. I was agreeing with you. And I feel like you started off by asking a question. So I was just asking.

So what I'm saying, Sharks. My bad. My latest invention. The paper packet. Huh? So instead of this hard sewn to get the plastic, it's just paper. All you need to do is rip off the top and inside is your pair of scissors safely in there.

All right. There's a few things that you haven't taken into consideration here. Go on. Paper cuts. I mean, you're complaining about already, you know, cutting hurt yourself a little bit? Yeah. Yeah, paper.

Pretty brutal if you're trying to, you know, rip it over with the paper. What sort of paper we're using? What are you going on? You've got the product in front of you? Yep. Please turn it around. What do you see? Paper.

A glove. Oh. So every packet comes with a glove. So you can't cut yourself. Any other further questions? How is the glove attached? Is it just a loose glove? Or is that also in packaging that you also, though they need to scissor and open?

Sharks. Everybody please, hold up your packet. Okay. What do you see at the top of the glove? Oh, it's another very scissors. A sewn in staple. So that stave will sew it in as attached in the glass. You to rip it off?

Easy. Ouch! Oh, the staple got me. I think that's a hazard. That's weird because the staples mounted a cotton. Just intrigued as well. How much does this costing? you to make compared to the

you know the plastic, the usual plastic one? 500,000 for a box of 12. Okay, interesting. Hey Clara, digital girl Clara who's on the judging panel with me. This is just inspired an idea that I have had. And instead of you buy a new pair of scissors and like this contestant Harrison's idea of having paper packaging

which is ludicrous. Why don't you just have like a little zip? Like it's plastic with a zip. Right. So you're willing to put. better than paper. Yeah, well, how much is that going to cost to make a box of 12? Why don't we put our money together, Clara, and do my idea

and screw the shark tank. Let's just go get rich with this thing. It's your guy's show. This is your guy's show. This isn't how it works. Are you yelling at the judges? No, but you're kind of pissing me off. There's not how it works. There's a lot of hijacking going on. I've come in a show of people.

It's scissors are hard to open without other scissors. Security, security. And you've gone zip-block bag. Security, we need you in. Are they dragging it off me? He's dragging him off. Get off me. Tune in next week on Shark Tank when Harrison probably pictures a different product that will say no to.

Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. It's a blessing that we have, Steph, and a lot of people have, is that we've got working ears right now. That's true. We can hear things pretty well. And I kind of wanted to, I think it's late at night, it's almost six o'clock, I kind of wanted to satisfy people and make people feel good about some particular sounds.

Okay. I wasn't sure where that was going. Yeah, right, right, right. You were sounds. But I want us to both pick five sounds that are just the most satisfying, beautiful sounds. I love this. That's it. I've done my homework.

I've done what you've asked. Thank you. I found five of my favorite sounds of all time. And we don't know what these are for each other. We don't. I want you to floor me and just want to shut my eyes and go, yeah, that's the money. and what everyone listening to do as well, unless you're driving. Yeah, turn it up actually.

Turn it right up. Can you ready to ride up for this bit? You're going to love it. These sounds will excite you. Awesome. My first favourite sound is when it's... Fireworks. When it's raining on a tent.

Now, I'm not a big camper. With a one or two or three, maybe more like one time I've ever camped and it rained. It was beautiful. That is so nice. Really nice. Really nice. Another sound. of my top five sounds.

Walking on gravel. There's nothing like that. Oh my God, the crunch. Finding these sounds, honestly, I've been on YouTube. There's walking on gravel ASMR where people just slowly walk on gravel and it got me like really, really happy. It makes you feel a bit tired though. I can't lie there and listen to it.

I'm just like, oh, walking on gravel can take. I love her. Things are walking up a hill, it's hard. Well, it doesn't need to be a hill. Okay, sure enough. Okay, here's another one of my top five sounds. That's not my baby. That's a random baby from the internet.

still lovely. That is cute. A baby's laughing is very cute. There's nothing like it. Yeah. Okay, I've got two more. It's a river. Okay. It's a river. Sounds like a heavy flow. No, I love a river.

Some beautiful bushwalks out west of Tamiki Makoto. Just walk right up next to a river. I mean, this sound isn't from there. Again, it's just from the internet, but it is lovely. And my favourite last sound. What is this? Film producer Sam, do you know what this is? What is that?

What is that? Crash Bandico, Crash Team Racing. Yo! Oh, so you've picked a song! CTR is one of the greatest sounds of all time! And if you ever think that you can beat me in CTR, you're wrong. Okay. What have you got?

Steve, I'm just going to say your sounds? Yeah. I'm 50% satisfied. Have we matched on any? No, because mine, you're going to get 100% satisfaction. Okay. First one. Jeez, I'm weak at the knees here and that.

biting into a carrot or an apple? Apple. How nice is that? Yeah, that was lovely. That crunch. Oh, okay. That was nice. Second one.

Fire at a camp site. Wood crackling on a fire. The crackles. Oh, the crackles. It reminds me of Christmas. Yeah. Not that I've got a fireplace, but just like from movies and things.

Yeah. Really nice. It's good. Third one. A tree falling over. Skis down the snow. Kind of giving you a ride. This around sounds quite charring.

On, but skis down in the swim and like, Really, this is one of your favourite sounds? I love it. I've got no experience, so I can't relate. Yeah, okay. These are our favourite sounds, by the way, if you're just tuning in. Fourth one. Big these shows.

Oh, love. That cannot be on your top five list. This is the top five sounds of all the time. It just reminds me of a chore of just like having the cut vegetables. You don't cook your dinner? Yeah, that's true. See? It should be exciting for you.

It reminds me with my part of Jake doing the chores. Exactly. It means sitting comfortably on a couch Yeah, and I think you'd love that sound Okay, and the final one I knew what are they were coming I was wondering Play it once more

Just play it Is that not, honestly, I'm not joking A super satisfying fart Like just a two we go Oh there was airy, it wasn't wet, it was dry It was beautiful You know when you've done a good one, eh? That was it!

One more One more Oh, we're just go We are, no, has it been deleted from the system? No! No, computer's shutting down on me. Legit, I'm not even lying. Do it.

Treat yourself. Do one right now. You know how it feels. It's awesome. Why can't I play it? It's literally broken the computer. Ah, it doesn't work from the other way. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Oh, thank you for listening to my brand new mix.

Pickin' mix with Harrison Keith. Cheeps. I'm puffed. That's a lie. Well done, man. Was it all right? Never seen fingers move as fast. Was it okay?

Oh, you've mixed like I've literally never seen before. Because I never want to upstage or overshadowed, Sean, with my DJ presence and skills. But I feel like today was a pretty away, so I felt like I could have a go today. He'd be very proud of you. Thanks, Steph. Very proud of you. It's really nice to hear, actually. It was actually unbelievable.

You're very great. You're tired? Naked? Naked? Yeah, it's tiring job. I did it yesterday, obviously. So you saw me do it first, obviously, and then learn from the prose. and then I've been doing it for years.

You know that since uni, so. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I've been doing a bit longer. I don't know. Yeah, a little bit longer than that. But all of the news, I've been having more experience in that. So yeah. But anyways, so let's move on with the show. This is the edge.

Sean Stephen Harrison, Sean is away. And I am obsessed at the moment with Love Island. I am. Like, fully it's got me, hook line and sinker. And it kind of happens every season. I'm like, I won't do it, I won't do it. Oh, my God, I'm doing it. And I love it.

More like hook up line and do it. sphincter. Yeah. Because it's Love Island. Should be its tagline. Like, fully. But I am watching the UK version. There's a US version that has kicked off at the same time. Us.

United States. Yeah, us version. The us version. Yes. So I'm watching the Uck version, but the us version's also out there. And there's a contestant that cannot say a particular word. And I saw this on TikTok and it made me crack up because there's nothing more funny to me

than when someone's trying to say a word. word and they just can't say it. Have a listen. I'm feeling sadness and I'm also feeling a huge weight of gratuity. A huge weight of gratitually. Gratitually. Ratatui? Gratitude? Probably that. Probably the gratitude line.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But gratitude gratuity is who I have saying it. Can we please open up the phone lines on 0800 the edge? Texts won't work for this. You have to call. Yes. 800 the edge, what can't you say? What can't you say?

It's always a bit of fun when we do this. It's like my dad can't say supermarket. Oh, that's right. He says supermarket. So cute. I love that. What do you do? Do you correct him or are you just like, no.

Yeah, I'm going to go to the supermarket and get any of your things or anything? Oh, my God. Does he do it on purpose or he just can't say it? Just can't say it. Supermarket. What are you for? That's so cute. Philom producers, Sam, your mate can't say a particular word.

He can't say Italian. He will say Italian. Italy. It's Italian. See, it doesn't seem like it's that a harder word to say. Same with supermarket. But when you can't say it, you can't say it. Yeah.

You know, certain words, they just don't work. Oh, 800 the Edge. What can't you say? What can't you say? We've got movie tickets for our favourite. Don't be shy, no judging. No judgment. Bit of fun.

0800 the Edge. What word do you really, really struggle to pronounce? Try and say it on air with us. I win a prize. Cool. But right now taking your calls on words that you can't say. Well, you struggle to pronounce after a check from Love Island. Art call us.

Us, wasn't it? Us. Us. Yeah, Love Island, us. Couldn't say gratitude. I'm feeling sadness. And I'm also feeling a huge weight of gratitude. Gratituitally. Gratitually.

She said ratatooie and gratitude. Maybe she had retitui on her mind. It sounds like a dish. If I was on Love Island, I'd just crave rat-inspired Disney movies. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So that's got to be it. Words are hard, man.

Words are hard. And Malikai from Turanga agrees. Malikai, you're going to try and say the word that you struggle with, and Harrison and I will try and guess what you're saying, okay? Okay, well, about that. I used to not be able to pronounce it, but I can now. Oh, he's grown up. What is the word?

It was Olympics. Oh, let's guess, hold on. Let's guess. Let's guess. I reckon I reckon could be Olympics Olympics Let's lock it in

Is it Olympics? No Oh Think it might be Really Well you're saying it perfectly Now Malachi I'm very happy for you

Blake is here With the word that he can't say We'll try and guess Hi Blake Hi I can't say Simonym Oh

It sounds like Sinanum Try again Blake Try a few times Go on Simonym Again? You got it.

Cinnamon. Yeah. Oh, you got it. Cinnamon, cinnamon. It's going to switch the end with the M when you nailed it. Good work, Blake. Good boy Blake. Nina from Christch, what can't you say?

I used to not be able to say version. Version. What did you used to say? Virgin. Virgin. Wait, you used to not be able to say virgin or version? Virgin. Virgin.

Virgin. Virgin. Virgin. Virgin. Yeah. Okay, Persian. Virgin. You can say her now?

Dijin? Nah, I think Persian like the rug. I think she's nailing it. Zara from Toonga, there's several words that you still can't pronounce. What are they? So I can't say an anemone. An enemy? Itamame?

The thing that Nema lives in. The thing Nema lives in. An enemone. Oh, I see an enemy. An enemy. An enemy, yeah. You kind of did it. Yeah.

A little bit. What's another one? The Woucestershire sauce. Oh, that's a tricky one. No one can say that. No one can say that. I don't even think the inventors of Worcesters the sauce can say it.

So it's all good. The brown one. Yep, the brown one. Yeah, I'll call it. Yep, the brown sauce. Yeah. Anything else? I also can't say, I can say February,

but I can't say February and rural. So this is my beef with words like February, like library, is the R is really, it's a real pickle. Like it kind of should be there. It should just be Liberi, which is what everyone says, but it's library and February, February, yeah.

I understand? February, not really. Yeah, kind of. Okay. Thank you, Zara. And to we wrap it up with Mason from Christchurch. What can't you say? I can't say hospitivable.

Mason, Mason, I love you, first of all. Mason, you're going to have to try, mate. You'll please try again. Hospitivable? Hospitable. You've put an extra syllable in there, Mace. He's saying hospitable? No, no, no, like, not that, not what you're using.

I'm trying to say, like, you know, when you've been a good host, and you've been hospitable. Oh, you know. I thought you were saying when you're sick, where do you go? You go to hospital. No, no, no. Can you say that word? I'm trying.

I can say hospital. I can't say it. I don't think he can't. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Now, Mace, it's two words that he can't pronounce. It's great. It's great.

Thanks, Mace. You made my date. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Harrison. Yes, no, maybe. You do a lot of interesting things in different social situations, and yes, no, maybe, is where you tell everybody listening and me what you do,

and we decide whether you should continue doing them, or maybe stop. It's interesting you say, I do interesting things. I think it's, how do I say it in English? Are living my life? I'd say, really. Well, you nailed that. The pronunciation's fantastic. Thank you.

Second language? No. No, first. Okay. And second. Today's theme is swimming at public pools. What I do at public pools, run through a list and just let me know if you think it's appropriate. Speaking of different languages, you know, the French word for pool is Piscene.

Pcene. What you don't want to be doing in a public pool. Yeah. Well, it's funny. It's the first thing in my list is Peson the pool. Oh. Thoughts? No.

No? Actually, okay, I've got a thought on this. I have never ever weed in a pool up until a few years ago. We were at a Christmas party. I was with Meg from the breakfast show. And we're both water babies. Love swimming. And I kept going out to wait.

And she's like, what are you doing? Just wing in the pool. And I'm like, I'm not doing that. And she persuaded me to try. And to be honest, I've never looked back. Depending on what pool you're in. But this was just someone's at home pool. So please.

And I think the whole like the purple bubbles around you, myth. Yeah, it's a myth. It is enough. Okay, so I'll keep pissing in the pools. Depends what pool. Public pools. Not the public pool.

No, not the public pool. There's children there. Maybe. Maybe. Stealing all the flotation devices? No. So like I'll steal them from all the kids, really. I'll just stack them on top of each other and then I'll be the highest, like kind of on a tower, floating around the pools.

What are they going to use? I don't know. Their bodies, learn. Learn to swim. You've got a great point, actually, because some advice that I've been given recently is, you know, like floaties around your arms and things like that. and things like that. Are actually, like, kids need to learn to swim without that stuff because otherwise they rely on it and it's dangerous.

Thank you. So, I mean, actually, I agree. Yeah, great. Yes. Bombing in the adult spa. Keene. I'd love to see that. God, they annoy me.

They think they're so high and mighty in that spa pool. The people that are sitting there spreading everything. So legs spread, arms out wide, just clogging up the whole side of the spa. I'm like, get out, you've had your time. Yeah. So yeah, go in Bob, yeah, absolutely. Okay, right. Here's another one.

Mysterious aqua poos. No, that's where I draw the line. So that's kind of where you do it, a bit of a phantom oquipo, I usually almost call it. Is it saying aqua? Aquapoo. Aquapoo, whatever. Please don't do that. Curl one out, leave.

No, no. What if it's a floatie? Go to a life, kind of go, mate, Co-Brown, I reckon brother, and then get everyone out and you know it was you. But then everyone, you're ruining everyone's fun and you're being disgusting. Okay. I write that as a yes. No, right it is a no. As a no.

Here's my second one. Hydro poos. So it's in a hydro slide to do one. No. Because that slips out. We're floating at the bottom. People slide in a go, what is that? How do you have time to do a poo down a hydra slide?

Man, the rush just makes me a bit nervous. I'm going to write, yes. Okay, two more. Floating face down in the pool. Please don't do that. Just to scare people who think you're dead. To prank the lifeguard. Yeah, and they'll come, you know.

They'll come pick you up and you're like, God, I don't want to laugh. You just want to kiss. I don't want to kiss. Sounds like it. Sounds like you're being a creep. I just want to test them. No. I just want to test them.

Write that down as a no. I'm okay with it a little bit of wee, but no fake drowning. Okay. Final one, because this has been good. This is good because of the chlorine. I think people scientifically need to know this. Picking off my band-aids. But it's good because of the chlorine.

Like, I'll change them. I'll bring a new one in. I'll pick it off, put the new one on in there, but the chlorine helps, like with the cut and everything. Where are you leaving the other plastered? In the pool. No. No.

But that's all right. Someone cleans it, it's all right. You're revolting. It's like you sleep in a bed. You know you're going to make it the next day. You're not going to avoid sleeping in at that night, are you? Stop it. That's what it is.

Never do it right, no. Write it on your sheet in front of you. Gosh. So if you see me, if you see me at a bullet pool, come say hello. Give you a free band-aid, I reckon. Oh, you're yuck. Your Arvoh's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

Wow. Good show. Good show. Good show. This is a little bonus. little extra combo at the end of the potty. Fuck, we get through heaps, eh? We get to swear on this bit.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, should clarify that. Yeah. Should we just review how, oh, do you want to talk about something in particular or? I want to try and call Sean. Oh, true. Well, you can talk about whatever, but.

Nah. We can call Sean. He's not going to pick up. Do you reckon? Because I've just looked up what time it is in Bali. Oh, yeah. And it's about 2 p.m. Why don't we call him on the show tomorrow?

I think we should make a break and call him on the show tomorrow. show tomorrow. But we could play this on the show tomorrow. Oh, we could. But then we can't swear. Well, let's just beep it out. Okay. Let's see. Let's see what happens. He might not even answer. Probably not. Yeah, we'll give it a go. Give it a go. But guys, the reason we're calling Sean on his

holiday. Something big happened today, too. Massive. Method happened. Go on to your God, his Instagram. Yeah, but he's on holiday. Is he going to get a phone, is he going to receive a phone call from work? Oh, it's ringing. He might be swimming in the beautiful pool. Yeah. At the villa he's staying in. Do you say hello in Bali?

I don't. I mean to look at Apple Week. No. Craig we should. Hello. I can say it in French. Don't bother. Oh, guys, it's big life news.

Answatiaz. That's cool. It sounds awesome. I'm going to say it to him. Ensoat, enceiaz. Come on. Come on, come on. Swatziastu.

He might not be on. Although if it's ringing, he will be on data. Yeah. Roaming? Yeah. Come on, Sean. Something happened, something big. He liked it, and he put her.

On it. So, okay. Okay, should we try Instagram calling? Oh my gosh, it's just calling tomorrow on the show. Yeah, but this can be for tomorrow on the show. Well, but now it's just going to be us calling Sean for the whole podcast's outro. The fucks he'll listen to this. Oh, that's a good point.

I don't even know if you can. Can you call on Instagram? I don't know. I think you can FaceTime. Oh my gosh, turn on calling. Oh, God. Okay, what else do you want to talk about while I'm trying to call him? I was just going to say, how do you think the shows have been so far, you and I?

I hate pressing the buttons. Yeah, you do hate it. You complain about it a lot, actually. I've made that very clear off the end. Yeah, I hate it. I hate it. I'm finding talk a lot more on this two people. Yeah.

A lot of talking. A lot of concentrating, eh? Because it's like, shit, if the other person stops talking, you have to talk. Yeah. You can't just kind of sit there, so it is a lot more. A moment where I go, no, I've ran out. I've got anything else to say. Yeah, you got this one, Steve.

Go to the hands with fucking times. I don't know. Play song, play song. Yeah, no, it's a lot more concentrating, isn't it? But I like it. I like the workload of it. What do you mean the workload of it? Like, because you have to do, look, if you look at the runchead in front of us, every second break is.

There's a you lead break. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I kind of love that. Balance. You have to work really hard on it. Yeah, oh, yes. And be really creative and I quite enjoy it. I'd say today's been a very creative show.

I mean, everyone just heard it. Today was pretty creative. Any exciting things to look forward to on tomorrow's show? No answer, guys. We probably won't have short on the show tomorrow. Probably not. He's notorious for not... He's notorious for not.

Someone else, I think, is a worse communicator. I'm pretty bad with phone calls. Very bad. I don't love answering the phone. God just text me. Is that because I'm the same, but I'm only... I hate answering it if I don't know the person. or if that person is, like, I don't know,

like if it's someone I'm, like, friends with or know very well, then it's no big deal. I tell you what, I only like answering calls if it's, like, in the car. If it's not, like, even my girlfriend called me the other day, I was walking out of the building. I was just like, oh, this sounds mean. I was like, he just wait until I, like, in the car. But she doesn't know when you're a car. Because I have to work, I always call her.

Yeah, right, right. So she's called me. I'm like, geez, pushy. But, you know, I kind of get it, but also I'm like, if it's your girlfriend or if it's someone that you're really close with, they're calling you for a purpose. And they're the type of person that you can be like, you can be like, have a short combo with and you don't need to like small talk it. You don't need to like pretend to be happy when you're not probably that happy after a big long day. The only phone call I'll ever answer three people. Steve, definitely not.

Mom, dad, my sister or my agent. That's four. Yeah. And Sarah's not on the list. She should definitely be on the list. Nah, Sarah. What if there's an emergency? Okay, Sarah.

Good point. She knows what I'm up to. She doesn't call it inappropriate times. Yeah. So if she's calling, you know something's up. Your partner just called you? Yeah, so because I was like, oh my God, something's up. But he's fine.

Really? Yeah, he's like wondering if I'm on the road yet. Fuck. Riveting stuff. So, uh, hell. Package that up. Package that up. Package that up.

Send it to the radio world for next year. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Hey, let's do a swear word. because we can. Fuck. I feel like we can't take it further than that. You probably can't.

Nah. You probably can't. Careful. You can't. Bye everyone. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Rover.

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