The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #92: Steph is terrible at prank calls.. awkward! 😂

Episode Date: June 26, 2025

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This is a podcast from Rover. Everyone, thank you so much for tuning in to the podcast. What is your favorite moment today, Harrison, that everyone needs to listen out for? Oh, my favorite moment. Is this for the podcast? This is the podcast. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Obviously, top five, funnier sounds.

That was good. That was good. I liked that. What else did you like? I liked when we tried to make people on the other end of the phone at Render Businesses Cracker. That was funny. And I thought it'd be easier than it was. It was really hard.

It was very, very dumb. It's so difficult. We're going to try it again tomorrow, I think, too. I also loved your yes-no-may-be. I thought that was my favourite ones. Really? What things Harrison does at a library will shock you and have you going, Tusk-Task Harrison, do better.

Enjoy the potty, everyone. Thanks for listening. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, everybody. Welcome along to the show. No, Sean this week. He's away in Bali.

True. I keep forgetting that. Getting a lot of likes and comments and attention on his latest Instagram. post. Oh yeah, because you got... Up, pop, pop, pop. True. We can't give it away.

Go and give him a follow. Go give it a week, geez, and see what his big life news is. He'll be back on the show with us to tell us all about it on Monday. I bet. Guys, careful, COVID's in the air. Is it? And turn Lily's down. Really?

Yeah, did you not see that? No, I can't see hers to know. She got the old, um, positive... Everyone's getting that, man. It's doing the rounds again, isn't it? Stay safe. Yeah. Wash your hands.

Yeah. But also, if you want a day off, Just say you've got COVID. Yeah, walk around. No one wants you at work anyway. No. Exactly. If I wanted a day off, I'd say,

everybody stop sneezing into your elbow. Sneez with your arms by your side. Okay, yeah. I can wish I'd be around here because I wouldn't mind a day off. I'd love a day off, to be honest. Yeah, I reckon. All right, new role, new role, new role. Okay.

Welcome, everyone. And very soon, Harrison has found something on TikTok that he's going to challenge us to find out who out of the pair of us is going to be funnier? Yeah, it's pretty much we call up a business each and we have a normal phone call and we've got to try and see who can make that person into the line laugh the fastest. Okay. We'll time out and we'll see you wins and they'll determine who's the funniest in the show.

Once and for all. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Let's give away some money. The Edge. Shoes from Auckland. She loves cooking and trying new foods. Please welcome Andrea to Easy Money.

Hi guys, how are you? Hi, good, thank you, Andrea. You love trying new food. What's your favourite new food that you've been trying in the moment, or been cooking? Well, I like making a cottage pie because I'm hiding cottage pie for my family. Lovely. Oh, I love a cottage pie. But, yeah, so that's kind of like a favourite in our family.

Yeah. We recently tried a Kumita cottage pie. Did you? It was quite frankly. no word of a lie Incredible No yeah it was amazing It was pretty sweet

It was a little bit sweeter than the normal cottage pie Actually I actually try What did I try Bacon and Ead Pie for the first time of my life yesterday Wait what? That's pretty good How is that the first time? Underrated I don't think many people know about baking and ekeyes

Oh no no no no I think a lot of us do A lot of us do No I think it's a new tree that's caught on I was happy to try it Andrew you've heard of a bacon and egg pie Yeah of course Yeah and Harrison welcome to the club mate

What? Bayon egg pie Yeah, yeah. That's a thing. Oh, have you been eating egg and bacon pies? See, that's the mix up here. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, big difference. Maybe they're the same thing.

No, big difference. Right, okay. All right, Andrea, let's get serious. Your letter will be L. You'll have 30 seconds to name for us words to do with 10 categories, starting with the letter L. You can pass whenever you like, and hopefully we'll have time to get back to it.

Your time will begin when I say the first category and no repeated answers. Very important. Harrison and our judge is going to be listening up for that one, okay? Okay. Are you ready? Andrea from Auckland for $1,000. Please name for us with the letter L, a food. Liquish. A city.

Los Angeles. A breed of dog. Labdore. A language. Latin. A car part. Um. license plate.

Something in the shed? Sorry, Andrea. Sorry, Andrea. That's okay. It's okay. I'm grateful I got through. Oh, there you go. You finally got a shot at it.

Well done. You got four. Yeah, yeah. I've been playing along with other people that have been on as well. It's been fun. It is fun to play along. It is very fun. Yeah.

You got five. You got a bit stuck on the last one there, which is something you find in the shed. You just said ladder, lamp, level. Of course. But it does fly by. No, well, thanks guys. Appreciate it. No worries at all.

You have a lovely rest of your afternoon. And, hey, while you're there, Andrea, Harrison and I are about to do a bit of a challenge where we call random businesses across New Zealand and try and make them laugh. Who do you think is going to make someone laugh the quickest? I reckon it'll be you, Steph. We'll see.

Such a sucker band here. We'll see. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. So I've got this little, uh, Game Steph that I saw on TikTok and I wanted to try it. You can't see who the funniest person is between us.

Look, I am happy for you to have that title. Truly. You know, well, I think you, you think you're very funny. No. You are very funny. No, I don't. So I got this game where we're both going to take turns one at a time.

We're going to call up a random business and just have a normal conversation with them and just try and make them laugh. They'll be a timer and whoever can make that person laugh the fastest this was officially the funniest person out of us too. Okay, so Harrison, you're up first. What's going to be your strategy and who are we call it? So we can't go like, knock, knock, you know, it has to be just like in conversation.

Make them chuckle. I'm going to call Rebel Sport, and I'm going to ask about choose. Okay, seems like a good way to get in. Yeah, all off the fly. Good afternoon, Rebel Sport Wellington. Hey, mate, how are you today? Good, how are you doing? Good, thank you.

I'm just checking if you've got a certain sneaker. if that was possible? Yep, just a second. What are you looking for? The new balance, 1-400s? Just a running shoe. We've got 1-4-4-0s.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Have you got the 80s? It's just because I've got the runs at the moment. Sorry, what was that? I've got the runs at the minute. Oh, no. I meant to say I'm going on runs at the moment.

But it's it sounded like I said, got the runs. And you're looking for what shoe, sorry? The 4-180s? New. I'm looking for a little lacy number. 4-1. Like a lacy number because of the laces in the shoe?

But also like a brazier. Hey. No, it doesn't look like we do, sorry. Do you sell brisias? No. Oh. Okay, thank you. You're welcome.

Can I just say? He was so nice. I think he had a little chuckle in there. A little... I heard something. Did you hear that? I heard something. Okay.

Philin producer Sam's waving at me. She's managed... You've got quick fingers. She has managed to find the moment where I think you're thinking about that he might have laughed. Okay. I've got it here. But it sounded like I said, I've got the runs.

And you're looking for what shoe, sorry? Oh, I don't know if that's a laugh. Is that a laugh? Hold on, let's listen really closely. It's more of a, like, a pitty breath out. But he would have smiled, have gone, you know? Because what was your total time if that wasn't included? 100.

100. 1 minute 29. Shut here is it? Stay in school, everybody. Good numbers. Oh, I don't know. Okay, 3, 343, text in what you think. Is that a laugh or not?

And then we'll play a couple songs and we'll come back and I'll give it a go. Yes. I notoriously suck at pranks, by the way. Well, I don't even think that was a laugh, to be honest. I think you've got it. You're avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. And we just heard Harrison's attempt at calling a stranger, just normal conversation,

calling a business, and trying to make them chuckle. Yeah. The quickest. And from the text that are coming, people seem to think that is a laugh. Yeah. Yeah. That was Harrison's big laugh. It's such a bad laugh, but it counts.

Count it. What was your gag again? I was going because I was trying to get shoes. I said I've got the runs. I said, whoops, I mean, I'm going for runs. The run. And this is his big reaction. Yeah, really fun.

Real fun that, a pookoo, that one. Yeah. A big belly laugh, I'd say. Harshy, harshy. Well, 31 seconds is the time for me to beat Harrison called Rebel Sports. I'm going to call their sister company Briscoes. Great. No idea what my strategy is going to be.

Wish me lucky, everyone. I hate prank calls. I'm really bad at them. God. What am I going to do? Be yourself because you'll crack up. Good afternoon, Brisco's Tadanaki Street. How can I help?

Hello, how was your day going? Fantastic in yourself? Oh, really well, thank you. Just wondering if you have any sales on plates at the moment. I'm a terrible cook. Do you reckon your plates will make me make my food taste better? Of course. No doubt.

Yeah. I'm not very good at cooking steak. Steak. I wish I could cook it. Yeah. Better. It just takes practice, you know. How do you cook yours?

I think medium rear is always the best way to go personally. But, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Bye thanks. That was so bad. I suck at prankles. And he was the perfect.

He was so friendly and nice, but man, he did not want to laugh at you. Maybe if I just lean. To lock that in. Lean into the giggles. So bad. Thank you for calling for Skies, my wife and help you. I'm so sorry, but I do have a question.

My question is... My question is... Suitcases, yeah, we do. Okay. You laugh first. What, and say? No, them, they have to laugh first. She did not want to laugh at you.

Can't do prank. That's funny. I suck. Yeah, so you didn't make... You didn't actually... None of the times count. No, you win. Thank you.

You win with the snorter. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. There's a little segment I do called... Sorry, I thought you were going to say something. Okay. No, that was going to say that. Oh, yep. Where I kind of just bring things forward that aren't my fault, to be honest.

Simple as that. Okay. What if you done this time? Because in times that we've done, every single story you've provided, it's been your fault. No, first time was shopping at a closed shop and then something falls off the coat hanger.

I feel like you need to point at me or something if you need it. What do a wink? And then the second one was there were road cones outside my house, but I need a park there and I thought. So yeah. And then today, it's kind of an ongoing thing, but it was kind of the final straw today.

I wanted to bring it on to this show, okay? The final straw. No, the final straw. I don't have a final straw sting. I'm sorry. Okay. But I seem to throw everything away. And I think I'm quite an economical person.

Love to recycle. I love to reuse. That's just my kind of vibe. Okay? But my girlfriend. Then new jumper? Huh? New jumper, is it?

Yes. How much was that? Brand new or recycled? Brand new. Brand new, is it? Five dollars from cotton on. Okay. Lucky you're not wearing your coto jacket today.

Then that'd be a different way. Hey, those buttons are made out of nuts, so that's very economical. They're called nuttins. Yeah. Can you eat them? No, you don't eat that that is made out of nuts. Then won't it, like, attract ants or something? Oh, my gosh.

It feels weird. No. But it's kind of a thing that always happens. If we ever lose something in the house, my girlfriend goes, bet you threw that out. And then I always go, yeah, yeah, I probably did. I probably would have thrown that out. because it had been so long.

So I think she's a clinical hoarder. Oh, wow. Clinical sounds extreme. Yeah, clinical sounds very much like she's gone to get help from a psychiatrist or someone. It's not like we walk into the living room and we can't see the floor. It's not like that. But she'll just keep things. Like, you were saying your partner, Jake, is the same thing.

Well, he likes, not collecting, but just keeping boxes. So say you get something new or something. And then he's like, oh, keep the box because he might have to sell it one day. And it's like, dude, no. Like, do boxes take up space? We don't have a lot of space. My girlfriend will be like a piece of paper from something or like a button from something.

You know, if you get a jacket and it has a spare button, I don't. Yeah, and I get that. Keep the buttons. No, but sometimes I'll accidentally throw it out. And then for some reason, I don't know what the world is doing to me. So I'll throw it out next day. She goes, have you seen those buttons? And I'm like, the one that I got two years ago? Nah, haven't seen it.

She goes, bet you threw those out. I was like, yeah, I did. But because, like, we can't just hoard everything. You know what I mean? And so the other day we had this, we got this like, coffee machine. Second hand, was it? You love second hand, recycled, was it?

Nah, yeah, yeah. Oh, it came from Noel Leaming. Okay. And I was the second person to have it. Noll Leavings, you're lending it from Noel. Yes, exactly. Stand up guy. But same thing, like when he did find this little coffee filter thing,

and it was sitting in this coffee box that was kept on the floor in our living room. Because for some reason, my girlfriend just didn't want to throw that box away. I don't know why. I throw it away two days later, she goes, all, I'm going to clean the coffee machine. where's the little filter thing? I know, she goes, there's Polly in the box.

I was like, yeah, it was. And she goes, you probably threw that out, didn't you? I was like, yeah, we've had it for eight months. You didn't empty the box before you throwing up the box? Well, I didn't know. It was just a cardboard box sitting in the living room. Well, you check if a box has got stuff in it or not. And if there's a cleaning thing in it.

No. It's not on me. Yeah, it is. Because you should have checked the box. It is all fault. No, Steph. Stop making me press the button by pointing it at me. I'm not.

I'm just saying. So who side do you want? Would you rather be a hoarder or a economical litterer? A what? An economical dumper. What? Like I throw things away and they need to be thrown away. I mean, I get being neat and tidy and things,

but this is your fault. You should have checked the box. And if you saw a cleaning filter in there, put it in the cupboard. It's not that going to be that big. Won't take up that much space. So it is your fault. Harrison.

No, don't point at me anymore. I'm not pointing you. It is your fault. It is your fault. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean. Steph and Harrison. I joined a gym recently. Can I just say, congratulations.

I want to give you the clap. Thank you so much. Because you have talks about getting a treadmill, talked about going to the gym, you finally did it, and it's hard to bite that bullet. And it's a big commitment. I'm glad you're doing it. It's going to, yeah,

it's going to be a nice refresher, a mental refresh when you get out of here to go to the gym and just work harder. But it'll be great for you. I've quit the gym. Yeah. So I lasted a week. Seems short.

But they're going to make me pay until the middle of July, which is a whole other kettle of fish. I'm horrifically gutted in you, by the way, so I'd add that in there. Just because after what I've just said. Yeah, I appreciate the support. Well, I don't. I take it back.

Okay. It's really dumb of you. Well, why? Hold on, wait, hold on, hold on. Hold on. Look, let me explain. I was really excited to have a 2025 blow-up, and still kind of waiting, you know, we are almost in July

and waiting for that to kind of really kickstart. However, I thought joining a gym might work. Might be a really great space for me to get my butt moving, get the blood flowing, bring a bit of pizzazz back. It helps. Yeah, I'm still, I guess, post-partum, 14-month-old at home, blah, blah, blah. So, yeah, it lasted a week. And I had to make the awkward, in fact,

I literally, Harrison can vouch for this, just got off the phone with them because he's trying to call me and be like, hey, you haven't seen you in a while. Yeah. Where are you? Do you know what Steve said in the phone? She goes, she goes, oh yeah, I quit.

And I was like, you don't usually say that when you leave in a gym, then I quit the gym. You say, I'm leaving. I quit the gym. And you said, oh, by the way, the Wi-Fi never works. That's a bit of an issue for me. It was a big issue. Yeah, but like, geez.

The main issue is that I just didn't want to go anymore. Let's be honest. How many times did you go on the week? Four. Oh, that's mean. For one week. That's okay. Four times a really good amount.

Yeah, and I realised that just my life was falling apart and no housework was getting done and my baby was hungry. That's great. I needed to cook dinner in the mornings. You know, I just can't do it all. He wasn't that hungry, don't worry. But I would love to open up the phone lines on 0800 the edge and celebrate the fastest quitters.

Are you a quick quitter? And it could be anything in life. It could be relationships. Marriages. Whoa. Gym memberships like me. I want to know if there's jobs, day one and you quit. My friend was a bouncer for one night, hated it.

Really? Is that why she quit? He? He? He? Yeah, okay. My mum joined the gym. Yeah?

Went once. Quit after, no word of a lie? Six months. That's the thing. I reckon, like, I'm quite proud of myself in biting the bullet and quitting while I'm still well aware that I'm never going to go back. Rather than waiting, just like your mom did. I was an Uber rest driver for one night. Hated it.

Were you? Yep. Why'd you quit? Why'd you hate it? Because they didn't pay as good to deliver easy, so I went to deliver easy. Okay, good, cool. But still, I quit pretty quickly. Where am I?

800 the edge. What did you quit, Malachi? I quit a relationship. Oh. How quick are we talking? Two hours. Whoa. She was an absolute psychopath. Okay, okay. Strong words, strong words.

Run us through how you've started the relationship. You ask her out. How long did you know it for? No, no. For about three years before it happened. Okay. Okay, so solid friendship. Good to start as friends as a base. And then...

Yeah, we're close friends at school. Okay. Yeah. And then in person, you asked her out? Yeah, in person, asked her out. And she decided that we were going to, we both decided that we're going to go on a date, like automatically that day.

In the afternoon, we're going to go to the movies. Nice, good. All right. And we did it. We went to the movies, but she was moving way too fast. Oh. Like, she started talking about stuff that I can't actually say on ear or on any Fox Radio station whatsoever.

Wow. She started thinking about doing that time. cyber stuff and just going way too over the time. And during a movie, horrific manners. Inappropriate chat, but also like just never talk in the movie. That's crazy. Wow. Amalika, you obviously...

In the middle of the movie, it was Transformers Rise of the Beast. Oh. Yeah, and you're like, stop trying to kiss me. I'm trying to watch the car turning into a robot. She's trying to get that Beast to Rise. Yeah, true. Well, not from... Not anytime soon.

Nah. Uh-uh. It's too early. That's the first, okay. Nice, Malachi. Well, I'm glad that you did something about you felt uncomfortable. And instead of feeling the pressure and doing something you didn't want to do, you told her and you're like, you know what, this isn't for me.

So good on you. You get the clap, Malachi. Thank you very much, guys. I love the radio station. Oh, thanks, mate. Thanks, mate. Oh, thanks very much, Malachi. And Emily's here on 0800 the edge.

What did you quit? Hi. Hi, Em. What'd you quit? Hi. So I quit a job after two days. Brilliant. Yeah.

It had to be the most mind-numbing job I've ever done. I worked in a retail store that is, like, not super well-known. They had really high-end brands, but from, like, other countries. Like, there was, like, diesel, but it was, like, Italian diesel. So it wasn't super well-known. It was very expensive. It was an outlet store, and it wasn't in a great location. So I literally, like, I'd stand there all day.

At one point, I changed every single mannequin, and I was in the store on my own all day. then sat down, you know, to have my lunch and they watched me on a camera and she, the boss texts me and she was like, um, why are you sitting? You need to be up and tidying up the store. You're like, I have done that five times already. It's like, what are you supposed to do when you're so bored with nothing to do? It's hard one. Yeah, it's like there's like Gucci shops and Prada shops how you see in Auckland here.

And like the staff are literally like at the windows, turning up the mannequins looking out on the street just to like see something with their day. Oh, those are what human beings look like. That would be boring to work at. You're so boring. Emily, good on you for questions. Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

Harrison, dear Harrison, sometimes you need a bit of our guidance, a bit of our help. Me, Sean, who's normally here with us, Sander, you listening. Harrison in this segment tells us what he does in certain situations. Yeah.

And asks us if we think he should continue doing these things or should stop? Yeah, I think I'm still new-ish to the show, so I just really want to let you guys know what I'm like and what I do and what I get out to outside of the show. Yeah. And yeah, I'm just running your past if they're fine to do or not. And today is things Harrison does at a library.

Yes, I go to library every Sunday. Just to recoup and grab myself for the week coming up. Okay. Do you really? Yes. What do you like reading at a library? What's your favorite kind of... There's books there?

No, I know that. But do you like, what kind of... What kind of books do you like? Oh, any books. Romance, sci-fi. Fictions, mags. Fictions and mags. Like magazines, what we call them.

Yeah. Old school. Kind of stuff, formative. But here's some things that I do. Watch YouTube with the volume up full. At a library? On my phone. Okay.

It's between books because I'm on a little break. So I play a video on my phone. I said the volume up full. How many times are you having a break? How many times is this happening? For every half page. Half page. Yeah.

low attention span with you, Gen Z's. Oh, yeah. I'd say stop doing that. You might annoy people. It's a quiet space, so it's time to, like, you can actually hear it properly. Headbones. You can't actually hear it properly because it's quiet. Headbones, you probably hear it better.

I put it down as a year, I'm just going to keep doing that. Sometimes I've got a prep for Monday show, I practice my tap. Oh, we do bring out your tapping ability on the show quite regularly. Yeah. It's a good quiet space. You can really hear the beats and everything, so I practice there. Do you think that's consider it to other people reading quietly? Don't know.

It is a library. Exactly. So I'm allowed to. No. Okay. No, stop doing that. I thought it was maybe. I completely did it at home maybe as well.

Rip out my favourite pages. Do you know you read a book and people, because I think it's really, we'll highlight their favorite lines or quotes. I just kind of rip them out and go, oh, that's good. Take a photo. Take a quick, get out.

You're fine. You're already, you know, on it all the time on YouTube. No, but you see, you, come on. It's go old school, you know. I want the physical stuff. I want a photo that's going to get lost somewhere on my phone. What are you doing with them at home? Your favourite pages, you don't even have the full book.

Wall. Pin them on your wall? Yes. No, I'd say no to that one. I'd say yes, because we've got hundreds of more wall at home. Walk past someone under reading a book that I've read and tell them how it ends. I actually love knowing the ending of movies and books. A lot of people don't like it.

I think people, if people were to ask, hey, how does this end? Is this worth reading? I think absolutely. but then most people would hate that. Harry's dad is Snape. It's not what happens. Is it not? No.

Okay. I've got a couple more. Okay. I read the back of the book and if I don't like it, I just yell out the sound, yawn! No, no yelling at a library. Just to let everybody know that this book is not the one.

Famously, a library, very quiet place. You can yawn, but quietly. Okay. Run my lines for auditions? No. No? No? No?

No. Let's go because they ask me work. That's a home thing. Not a library thing. You've been out for days, Mariana. Get back here! That kind of stuff. Has I seen them doing it in the boat for a audition?

No. I'm going to do. Yes, because it's important to have work. Okay, final one. This is a favourite. It's got what I do. It's the Sunday tradition. Uber eats, lone star, ribs and eat them while flicking through a book.

I do like ribs, but no. Yes, two things. Books and ribs. Save them when you're at home. Home. That's another home one, that one. All I see is yes is today. Thank you, Steph.

I appreciate you. Oh man, okay. Keep doing what I'm doing. Wow, yeah. You're avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. I did crazy night last night. I got trapped.

I know. You ever been trapped before? Um, no. I mean, oh, like sexually? Sexually trapped? I don't know, like handcuffed somewhere? That kind of sounds exciting. No, God, there's not where this is going.

Oh, okay. Car trapped. Car trapped. Do you ever get the anxiety? Do you ever get the anxiety of going to? the bar of, you know, when you get out of a car park, there's the arm that lifts up. Oh. And you never know when to pay for your ticket at the machine, or is it paywave at the arm?

You know what I'm saying? Kind of. Normally there's like a place where it says pay, pay and display or something. And so you'd go there first. You'd pay at the thing and then you'd find your car hop in and then leave. Because they give you like 15 minute grace period, right? Yeah. So I went to Kay Road last night,

popped me the road here, went out for dinner, and part of my car in a, like I said, Wilson's car park. Oh, careful. It might come for you. Not notorious for... You know what Wilson's like?

Sucking the money out of your wallet, I'd say a Wilson's car park, just to park your car on a spot in the city. And I was like, oh, there's no parks in the street. I'll go to Wilson's car park. I arrive at there at 7.30. Car park closes at 10. Yep.

Go out for dinner, give it to the car, 9 o'clock. Oh, perfect. Easy. Plenty of time. And I'm going, huh, look in the stairwell, can't find a kios that says pay here. I presume I have to pay him the way out. Okay. And so I line up behind a queue, like three people, nobody's moving.

The car in the front is not moving. The arms are going up for him. Yeah. The car behind that person gets out, a woman gets out, and goes to the passenger window and kind of looks on the car for him to look at her. Yeah. But he never turns around and looks at her. Okay.

And she has a knock, she'll give him a fright. So she's kind of standing there. Yeah. He never turns around. She goes back to her car, shrugs to her friend, sits in the car. Car in the front that's at the arm, gets out, saves a few curse periods and go. Go to the one next door. This isn't effing working or whatever.

Don't come out of my car. I'm like, God, what are they fighting for? Yeah. His card must be declining or something. She then goes to the one next to him. There's two of them. Keep track here. I'm trying.

Okay. There's two car arm areas. Two arms. Two cars in front of me. Yep. I'm with you. Actually, three cars in front of me. Okay.

Two arm areas, three cars in front of me. the fourth car. Okay, carry the one minus divided a. Okay, got it. It's nine o'clock. Get on two, so many numbers. I'm sorry. No, I am with you.

Yeah. And so they go to the one next door. It doesn't work. Doesn't work. So both the arms currently not working. Three cars in front of you. Two cars at arms. 10 p.m.

is when the car park closes. Two cars at two separate arms. Both reverse back. Switcheroo. Oh. Because for some reason, that one's all working for me. Go to the next one.

Where are you then? I thought you were right behind. No, I'm a bit further back. I've made sure I'm further back. You've given them some space. Yes. Agro guy, Scanning's card, hits the machine really mad, puts his hand at his face because he's guttered. Whilst hand is in face, arm goes up.

Oh! He doesn't move. I toot, toot. Toot. Tuts. Catches to him. No, no, no, no. It's shut again. Arm goes down. Arm goes down. He missed it.

He loses his shit. He missed it. He's going ballistic. He missed it. He's so grump. His fault. And then somehow, I'm goes out magically and he leaves. And he's very happy, you can tell.

Car in front of me, goes through, gone, easy. Oh, that must have been good. Maybe his car was declined. I go up. The girls next to me is still in the one next door to me. They can't get out. It's impossible. And I'm like, look at them, like, to look at me to talk.

And then I hear them on the phone to somebody. Like, man, they must be calling out Wilson's car park or whatever. Yeah, Wilson himself is on the phone. Yeah, and then I go, I'm like, mine's not working. It's not working. I go back. girls in front of me, they put their arm out, move back even more, we're trying to go back,

we go back, we swap, we're in different ones at this point, I put the window down and go to the girls, crazy, eh? Like, um, it's not working. They were like, yeah, yeah, we're on the phone with them. I was like, oh yeah, what'd they say? Arm goes up for them, they drive off. Oh, so you didn't even hear their response? No!

So now arm goes down, I assume. They drive off, arm goes down. Just you. They break slam, they wait. I go round to where they were, not working for me. They're waiting there I'm thinking friend in car in front of me

car three is going oh yeah I reckon we should wait for him and get out and tell him instead they drive off they go I call up Wilson's car park at the different one

because I was going to the different one because the number's only on one of them which is the right one the second one I call up hey what's up guy in the phone goes to me yeah I thought you were going to call I was like why

he's like I've been watching you in the camera go back and forth for the last hour and I go why didn't you let me out And he goes, no word of a lie. Thought it was funny. Lift the arm up, I drive off. No.

Stuff you, Wilson's car, man. He watched the whole thing. That's great, then. He's playing with us. Your Arvose Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. So I was watching a great TV show last night. It's a good American sweet-arts.

It's about cheerleaders for the Dallas Cowboys. It's a great show. Of course you were watching that show. Was it in your... Not on a pervy way. Okay, sure. You watch it. What do you watch again?

The traitors. It's so good. Awesome. I love it. Grow up. And like, we've finished an episode and we've gone to see how many episodes left. There are as one episode left, the big finale.

And there was this one thing that stood out to me. It was called Train Rec, Poop Cruise. And so I mean an hour left before bed. Either watch the finale. What do you mean an hour left before bed? Well, Stricted bedtime. It was 11 o'clock.

And 11 o'clock, strictly bedtime. It was only 10pm, we went an hour before bed. I had to get up here in the next day. We've got an hour. We can watch a documentary up pooing on a cruise or the finale. The girlfriend on a finale, I locked in poop cruise. We checked on poop crews. Oh, how come, but your girlfriend wanted to watch the finale of the Chile and thing?

I know, but poop cruises is just too good to miss. Well, why did you get your way? Well, I don't know, for once. Okay. Yeah, it's my turn maybe. Careful. Oh. and poo cruise

So it's this cruise to happen in 2013 I can't remember the name of the cruise line It's something very popular What's the famous cruise line? I don't know like Carnival, Carnival Cruise And it's on Netflix You can go watch it

And pretty much they go to Mexico and go back It's meant to be a three-day trip That's all And on their way back A fire happens in the engine room They're like they wake up to the lounge In the middle of the other Oh my gosh what happened

They're like, don't worry, the fire's okay It's gone now. I've had ancient fires before it's all good. They review it And it's burnt all the power lines In the engine room So the cruise has no power Oh God They're like, okay, don't worry, we'll get it back and running

We're just going to get a boat to come and get us The boat doesn't turn up to like tow them The tow boat never comes Toe boat never comes Oh God And they're stuck on a cruise with no power And the power runs the toilets and all the bathrooms.

So they say, if you need to pee, pee in the shower, if you need a poo, we're going to give poo bags under your door. No, they're not saying that. Truly, read biohazard bags and they've got to poo. No, they're not. This is in the documentary. Well, I've got a clip for you, hold on.

No! More than 4,000 people are stuck on a cruise ship that is dead in the water. That's when all of us were like, what the fuck. What a powder is not it? Everything's out. It was immediately crisis mode The toilets weren't working

Well we can do a number one in the shower And then I'm telling you it got bad fast I would never expect having to poop in a red bag Oh no Oh no Oh no Do you really? I can't believe it

This is a true story Why? And so they the boats don't come So from a three-day cruise It goes to a seven-day cruise That's stuck in the water For four days Now the power works

So it's so hot It's been disgusting poo and pee is filling up and going all over the floors and stuff because there's so much of it and then finally boats come to tow them and when they tow them they tow the whole cruise and it all tilts on a slight angle and the shit and bags

goes all through the cruise people are slipping over in feces it's raining poos from all the floors why didn't they collect all the bags and put them in the engine room they did but there was just too much There was too much And everyone's sleeping on the top deck It was so hot everyone's losing their minds

Thankfully they get back and they get free But like they got stuck from a three-day fun cruise To a seven-day poo cruise This is insane How horrific is that And everyone's gonna go home and watch it tonight on Netflix And think of us When you see all that poo

You'll think of the edge It's like the worst scenario ever When did you know What moment happened on your holiday When it all turned to shit Yeah literally Literally. Not always literally.

What happened on your holiday, but like the poop crews, where you were like, oh my God, things couldn't get worse. Yeah. Like I was a move of a world, we're under the Green Lantern Roller Coats, got stuck upside down. Were you on one of those? Yeah, half an hour, we left. I was like, you've ruined the day. I can't go.

Oh my God. So what moment did everything go to shit for you? Your Arvoh's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Talking, what was the moment your holiday went to shit after a bit of inspiration? from poop crews on Netflix about a cruise and the power goes out after a fire and everyone's stuck on board pooping in bags

Yeah, it all floods with actual poos and wheeze. I honestly can't wait to watch this. Imagine the smell. I don't want to, no. It reminded me of the time when one of my holidays turned to garbage, not for me, but bless him for my partner Jake. We were in Thailand a couple of years ago

in a beautiful island called Colanta. Highly recommend it. Terrible sea lights, but really beautiful island. And we were there in a little, you know, all those like beachside little wooden bungalow things and we're just having some cocktails. And I was like, yes, we're on holiday. This is the greatest thing ever.

And he disappears to go to the bathroom. And I'm there taking photos at the sunset and I'm getting a little bit tidily and it's really fun. And then I'm like, he's been in the bathroom for a long, long, long time. So I go back to our room and that's when I realized that he has had severe sun. sunstroke and it only just kicked in then

and he was just what you can imagine doing around a toilet bowl just baffing his little brains out oh really? Oh you're so sick so sick and it lasted a couple of days and really really ruined the Thailand dream you know Oh that's a shame it's a real shame

What about you being stuck on a roller coaster? Yeah it was 12 or was the Green Lantern had just opened up in movie world in Australia on the Gold Coast and right before us it wasn't really working. Stop for a little bit but I really wanted to go on it

and my dad was like, I don't want you to go by yourself on it I'll come with like, I went to the line there for half an hour's a long line blah blah blah He's like no I'm gonna go on because that one's just stopped

I'll go on with my son so he pushes in line and he comes on with me we go up we get stuck upside down for half an hour That is worst nightmare material horrific stuff

Did you think you were going to fall to your death? No No, you weren't scared. I was pretty young. I felt the older you get the scarier things are. That's so true. It was still very scary. Was your dad panicking?

Yeah, he's pretty worried. Yeah. He was very worried. And I was quite little, you know, I was like, hold on to things. Did you feel, do you remember like your blood rush into your brain or something? Yeah, it was horrible. I've been upside down for half an hour. Yeah, it was horrible.

I don't want to say about it. It's just imagine being stuck upside down for a half an hour. Yeah, yuck. Not fun. No, thanks. That's when you knew your holiday definitely turned to shit. And Caprice is here with a story as well. What happened on your holiday?

So I'm from South Tarnacki. We went up to the Bay of Pliny to help run a Pony Express, which is like a Round the Farm relay on horseback. I somehow got wrangled to compete on a team. And the whole reason I didn't go up to race is because I am just way too competitive. Like I get batten in my hand and I see red. Ended up racing. Came to the very last gateway before I handed my baton off.

and hit a big strainer post at a full gallop, broke my ankle. I told everyone I was fine. It was just a sprain. Went to the second Ave medical center out there. They x-rayed it. My partner was standing behind the screen, the x-ray came up, and his eyes were just huge. He was like, oh, yeah, that's broken.

So, you know, it was a good job. Duh. It was a good job. It wasn't quite the holiday we had planned. You know what they say about Caprice. Competitive Caprice. Is that what they say? Oh yeah.

Competitive Caprice. Ah, true. Get off the horse, Caprice. It's a family, it's a family trait, hey. It's just, we can't be helped. Worth it, though. What a jump you made. What a jump.

It's worth it, though. Yeah, so worth it. And honestly, that sounds so unfortunate. Really hate breaking bones on a holiday. Worst night man. Yeah, that's a really bad. Your Arvoh's Head Harder with Sean. Steph and Harrison

The Edge So as you know Steph and some listeners may know I'm an actor What? Yeah radio It's new to my life this year I've only been doing it for six months

If that even And so I love to act And when I left drama school in 2021 It still is now It's hard to get auditions It's hard to land roles And then this ad popped up in Facebook Oh

Of all places I booked one ad that year and that was it. Okay. Sit my room and write all day. And then there's an app popped up for My Kitchen Rules. Oh my God. If you know what that show is.

Yes. It's a show where there's, I don't know, about 10 couples, and they all go to their different houses, one couple of time. They have dinner parties and they score people's dinners around the table. Yeah. And there's two judges, Minu and Pete, I think. Yeah. Pete's a bit controversial these days.

Wow. The French guy. It's a different guy. The French guy's fine. Yeah, it's him. Yeah. Because Pete's out. Oh, Pete's, controversial.

Yeah, yeah, controversial. Yeah, like, get him gone. It's kind of like, remember, come dine with me? Yes. Just like amateur cooking. Amazing show. But my kitchen rules is like when you're still amateur, but you're like chef level. Yeah.

Got up. And I was kind of looking at it and I was like, oh, that would be funny if I got someone who could cook and got on the show. Because at this point in my life, couldn't cook. I couldn't cook. But boy, have I got charm. And I thought, when I can charm them, this will get me on TV. this will get casting directors around and he's going to go, man, who's that guy on the My Kitchen Rules show?

Great actor. Yeah, okay. That was my idea. It's like marketing yourself? Yes. Getting your name out there. Exactly. And so we send in an audition tape.

Who don't? You and you? I meet a friend. I have a friend. It was actually my girlfriend's friend. Okay. Then became my friend. You didn't want to do the show with your girlfriend?

She didn't want to be on it. Oh, okay, fair. Yeah, I asked her. Imagine not. Imagine being like, hey, Sarah. You know you're always. mate. Yeah, can she do it?

But the thing with the mate, phenomenal cook. Chinese girl named Lucy makes amazing food. So I thought, if we do a couple Chinese dishes, this is going to be epic.

Especially like they love the fusion stuff on there. Yeah, and she'd come around to our house every week and hand make us dumplings. Oh, heaven. Fold them and everything. Is she looking for a new friend? Because I am a little. No, she's with me.

And so I was like, perfect. We're going to make dumplings. And she also makes really good cheesecake. and we're going to make cheesecake. And these are our two options. So for three weeks, I'm learning how to roll dumplings. Okay. Learning how to make cheesecake.

It's the only things we're ever doing. Yeah. And we do it. And so this is, sorry, this is after we send the ill, the indolitioned over, San and they go, you should pick us because we're young and we're very good cooks, and we're funny. And, like, well, Lucy, like, is a very shy person.

But she can cook. And you make up for that, though. I'm very confident, and I can't cook. Yeah. like, oh, a bit of a laugh, I'm learning, I'm living. Never going to get back to us. They call us saying, can we have an interview with you? Yep, we zoom.

They're like, yeah, we love you guys. We're willing to it at the time. We're going to fly down from Auckland with a crew and film an episode in your house. Amazing. I was like, mean, fantastic. So they come to our house, we make dumplings and cheesecake. Delicious. They love it.

The chat's on. It's a lot of, it's quite awkward, though, because a lot of times she's cooking. I understand how to do because she was quite controlling Lucy. Well, I mean, she's the cook and you're the, yeah, yeah. You're not the cook. She's like, I'll do it. I'm like, hey, well, what am I going to do? It's my kitchen rules.

You're the showman. We ruled. Crack a joke. Yeah. Did so well, they said, fantastic. We're going to get nine other couples to have a dinner party with you in Wellington. And we're going to film it like it's a real episode to test it. Great.

Fantastic. Yeah, that's what you wanted. One judge will be there. Manu. Oh, thank God. The French guy. Yeah. And so we're all sitting there doing the dinner party.

We do it. It's a pretty good success in my. my eyes. Yeah, and the cruise there, you're literally getting film. They do go, what's on the menu? We go, oh, dump things in cheesecake again. They're like, why? We didn't know we're going to get that far.

Oh, that's just our favorite thing. You're going to have to start making different things. So they're already the first, that was the first hurdle. And then from there, we did it. And then afterwards, they called us the next day. How was it? And they were like, we just find that Lucy, amazing chef, a little bit quiet, amazing chef.

Harrison, like, can't cook for shit. You don't cook. You don't cook. You stand there and talk the whole. whole time. You'd be a great host or an actor. You're not a chef. We're sorry you didn't make it. And we didn't get it. But we've gotten so far. So far. How sad is that?

That is super sad. They refilmed the episode. Because they're like, no, it doesn't work out for us. Executives they don't want us. How sad, eh? That is your fault as well. So my kitchen rules one day. No, actually, stuff is. Stuff yet. Well.

I've got a master chef. Okay. I know how to make some mean dumplings and have fantastic cheesecake. Bravo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. It's at The Edge. Yesterday on the show, we talked about sounds. The top sounds of all time. Huge.

Not just like, oh, these are quite satisfying. Now, these are the best sounds of all time, in our opinion. Today on the show, we're going to talk about, in our opinion, what the funniest sounds are. Of all time. In the world, the funniest sounds. Yeah, yeah. In our opinion.

Yeah, and we don't know what each other are bringing to the table right now. So do you want to start or should I start? I reckon you start but I reckon a test for us even trying not to laugh Oh okay So that's not the game We're just showing off the funny sounds of the world

But if we don't laugh You're probably wrong It's probably not the funniest sound Oh my gosh well I don't Okay well we'll see It's the whole point is the funniness In my opinion The funniest sound

In the world that exists Is a deflating balloon That was good Because I You laughed Didn't think it was a defaing balloon It was a deflating balloon There's nothing not funny about.

They're very funny. And an awkward silence. You hear that flying around. It's funny. Where is it going to land? Okay, I'll put that up there. It's very good. All right.

That's my top one. Awesome. Runners up. That's a goat. You've lost me there, Steph. That's a whole compilation on YouTube. It's very funny. It was funny 12 years ago?

No, but it's still funny. I don't think anymore. It's a goat screaming. I'm sorry, but no. I've got this one. Pretty good. It's a clown horn. Pretty funny.

On the clown car. I like it. Very good. Imagine seeing that. Okay, this one. It's a G string. You do need the explanation with that sound. You need a bit of a...

Right. So that's the funniest pun of all time you're doing there. Yeah, true, different. Yeah, different. And that's all I've got, sorry. That's it. You want to do five? Yeah, I didn't do five.

We agreed. I was going to do, like, someone playing the bagpipes really badly. Okay. Which, everyone can imagine that. Okay. I don't want to hear it. Pretty good. What I like?

I liked. the balloon and... And the... That, very good. Very funny. All right, what have you got? Here's mine. Okay, this is the top five list. And Harrison's opinion on the world's funniest sounds.

Do you want me to start a number five or number one? Number one, please. Okay. So that's when you're... No, not your hands. It's when you're walking around and your feet fart and shoes. Oh, I thought it was the handmaking the noise like this, with the armpit one. Nah, no.

It's like walking around in your shoes and your fart. I'm conversal all the time. Oh, I can't relate. Not that funny. Not that funny. Okay, next one. Slide whistle. Oh.

It is funny. You can make any situation light with a slide whistle. Yeah, I'm sorry, but he's not going to make it. Pretty funny. Light into the mood. What else have you got? Third one.

I love those. Those sticks, and you turn them and they go, ugh. Oh, I love it. How do they do that? What's in them? It's actually a little speaker of a voice recording if someone going,

Yeah. Okay, that's a good one. Okay, fourth. Try that again. I don't know what that is. It's turtles having sex. Oh. It's funny.

They're into it, eh? It's funny. Be into it. It's nice. Okay, final one. Baby crying. Funny when babies cry? It's not funny.

It always baby crying. It's funny. It's baby crying. Oh my God, this is heartbreaking. Oh, my God. That number one of top five funniest things in all the time. Harris was wrong with you. It's probably making a lot of breastfeeding.

mothers out there listening lactate right now. Oh, it's funny. Did you know that was a thing? When you're breastfeeding and you hear a baby crying. Yeah, milk comes out. Oh, really? Yeah, truly. Harrison, this isn't funny. I thought it was funny. Harrison? I thought it was the big. Oh, that's funny.

Way funnier. That's funny. You're ravos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Oh, no, 800 the Edge. Tasha. What are you watching on Tally? Tonight. I'm watching Baby Farm on Netflix. Baby Farm.

What's Baby Farm? It's a new show. I haven't started it yet. Is it about babies? Well, baby animals on farms. I actually don't know. My mum recommended it to me, so no idea, but she said it's really good. Well, it can't be about human baby farms because hopefully they don't themselves.

Yeah. Oh, okay. We haven't run that down, but enjoy the show. Enjoy the show, Tasha. Rome from Topor First of all my God I love your name, Rome, so much. It's one of my favourite names.

What are you watching on Tilly? Tonight. Wicked on Netflix. Wicked on Netflix. Yes, it's out on Netflix now. Wow, have you seen Wicked No, Rome? I don't, no, I just watched it today. What did you think?

I reckon it was pretty good, eh? Yes. That is pretty good. Could I'm a bit more. Well, they are going to do more. Part two comes out in November. Wow, it's just favorite movie. It's so great. It's so great, Rome. And I'm so pleased that you're watching it. And I'm so happy it's on Netflix now.

Yes. Not in the TV bingo-carry. But great watch. Great watch. Great name. Corey from Christchurch. What are you watching on telly? Tonight. I'm watching Gold Rush. Gold Rush.

Is it a gold mining thing? Like in the river? Yeah, mate. Yeah. Yeah. I have seen that. What's it on? Is it like doco style? It's on Sky.

Sky. Sky. So reality vibes. Interesting. Not on the TV finger card. Sorry. Sorry, Corey. All right.

Let's go Livy on 0800 the edge. What are you watching on telly? Tonight. Reacher on Prime. Reacher. Is that quite old? It's a new season of that. No, it's new.

I don't know. Jack Reacher. It's really good. Yeah, it seems really good. Prime. Yes. It's like a whodunit thing, eh? He like solves crimes?

Yeah. Yeah, I would like that. I think it's a who done it, though. I mean, if there's a crime, then it's like, who did it? So I guess it is a who done it. Okay. Sorry, Livy, not on the TV bingo card. One more contestant, trying to match what we've written down to what you're watching on TV tonight.

Regan, what are you watching on TV tonight? Love Island, us. Oh, that's such a good one. ridden that down? She didn't like that down. We're really mad at myself, Harrison. Damn it! Sorry, Regan.

So it's the us version, not the Ux version. She even called it us, too. This is what we call it. We called it. Why do you not write that down, Steph? I should have ridden it down, Regan. I'm so sorry. I wrote overcompensating.

Yeah, and I wrote America's Sweethearts, the cheerleading show. Yeah. Oh, sorry, everyone. This guy sucks, nobody wins. It really does. We'll do it again tomorrow, someone has to win. Two times two tickets to the movies tomorrow.

We'll do it like easy money on Monday where they did every caller until someone wins. We'll do it with a TV bingo. Call until we give away to movie tickets. Okay, let's actually do that tomorrow. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Steph, do you like my style? Love it.

I like your style. No, you don't. Yes, I do. Do you really? Like your shirt you're in today. Thank you. It's just like a navy button-up shirt. Very cool shirt.

Where'd you get it from? An op shop. I love that. Thank you. That's awesome. I quite like my clothes. You look very cool most of the time. Thank you.

I'm quite picky of what I wear. Yes. There's a few things I think should just kind of be cancelled in the clothing scene. Oh, like the coat that you have with buttons made of nuts. I don't think you'd cancel. That thing is quite moving forward, economical way to wear clothing. Yeah, all recycled fabric and everything. Okay, so you've got a list of things that, in your opinion, you need to get out.

Yeah. All right? Hit us. It's about five things here. Number one. Hold on. I want to play some funky music. All right, cool.

Play it. Number one. Nice. Weekday undies. What a weekday undies? The weekday undies are on the band, they sell like Monday, Tuesday. Oh yes. I think that's a boy thing.

It is a boy thing. It's a boy thing. I haven't seen it on any girl undies. They buy them at the wee house. That's the one. Came up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they're so annoying.

Sorry. I'm sorry. It's really annoying me. Because people don't wear them on the right day. Fair enough. No one's that put together. Hold on. How do you know that people aren't wearing their weekday undies on the wrong day?

Guys always been over in the cross. cracks are out. That's a fact. I don't know, Harrison. I think I've just caught you out by looking at inappropriate at people. That's a fact. And you always said they were in Tuesdays and Wednesdays. You're like, oh, well, this annoys me. I hate them. Okay, what else is on the list? Sox that have L and R on them. Oh, that's so handy though.

It's so dumb. No, it's so helpful. It doesn't matter. If you're a... It doesn't matter. Growing up like me that can't tell the difference between left and right. It's a huge help. It does matter. No, it doesn't. Sox go on either foot.

Oh no, but some athletic socks, some like workout socks, running socks, quite often have a bigger, big toe side. Absolutely. I just don't agree. I think you just use your mind. Look at your toes. They slope up, right. Yeah.

They slow up. Oh, they both sides slope up. See? Exactly. We should keep the socks. Thirdly, fish nets. Oh, you agree. Just not into me.

Who's wearing fish nets? A lot of people. I mean, back in the day, it was quite popular and cool. I think tights are cool. I think stockings are kind of back in fashion. Oh yeah, very winter. But fishies? Fishies?

Nah. Well, I mean, the whole idea of tights is keeping you warm. It's like another layer of skin, isn't it? And fish tights, famously, a lot of holes. Yeah, a lot of holes. A lot of breeze is coming through those holes. Don't like it. Not doing much in winter.

Tartan. What's wrong with tartan? It's anything square. Don't like it. Oh, like, what about a gingham? What is that? Gingham is, I'll Google it for you. Watch your mouth.

It's like a... It's like a Tarden, but cute. It's like a picnic kind of right. Oh, yeah, yep, that's cute. Tartan's out. Tartan's out. Tartan's out. Furnal shirts. Yuck. Out.

Tartan, out. These are just out. My swan dry? Out. Oh, no. No swanies, please. No swanies. Also, vans are out.

No, they're not. Vans are out. It says who. Stop. Oh, my God. Vans, they're classic. You wearing vans right now for you, Sam? Vans are classic, Harrison.

Nah, that's so classic. They're done. Sorry, if you got fans, get some new shoes. Oh, okay. Do you don't want to buy new shoes? Sock it. But not the left and right socks. Yeah.

Okay. So picky. Finally branded clothes. I'm over it. Branded. I'm over clothes that have, I want to call it any company, like, you know, leisure club or whatever. Or their name of their brand all over the clothes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Pull it back. Yeah, pull it back. Even like Nike or Eddie there's like, just pull it back. I agree. Less is more. Yeah. I don't even want to know what brand you're wearing. I don't care.

I don't care. You're Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Harrison, you're a Hastings fella. Oy, o'y. Born and bred. Yep. But you've moved to Wellington.

You've lived there for a while. Yep, loved Wellies. Going to acting school. Yes. And now you live in the big schmulk. Tamiki Makoto. Yeah. Auckland City.

Funny my favourite. Wow, funny you say that. Auckland has made the list, an international list, done by a very prestigious economic website. Go on. A list of the most livable cities in the world. Okay. Auckland number seven.

Oh, in the world. In the world. Really? Auckland number seven. So they looked at things like stability, healthcare, culture, environment, education, infrastructure, which means roads, I think. Good roads. We've got a lot of roads in Auckland.

Not many train lines or bus. Bus. Cultures. Culture's okay. Brian Tarmickies in Auckland, which is not awesome. A bit of a damper on the culture vibe there. What was the other one? Oh, it's quite expensive to live here.

Very expensive. Stability, healthcare. Yeah, I don't really much, by that. Environment. Got great beaches. Yeah. Great. No, we don't. Right by the water.

They're full of crap. Are you joking me? The water is sewage. Are you joking me? That's a fact. The water here and the beach, that's why I've noticed in Auckland. Every beach is full of literal human Feetis. Okay, when there's been a big downpour, then you don't go swimming the next day.

Sorry, did you hear that? When it rains, don't go to the beach because then it gets full of human feces. That's an issue. No, it is an issue. Probably not a good thing. Come up by where I live. Beautiful. North Shore, can't afford that. Very expensive. Pristine. Yeah, it's expensive. Just glorious. Down at the beach every morning. Fantastic way to start the day. But would you like to know who else is on the list? Yep. Okay. Number six on the list. So just ahead of us, we are looking at Vancouver, Canada. Oh, nice. Australia number five on the list of the most livable cities with Adelaide.

Cool. Yeah. I haven't been there. But friends there. Never been there. Cool place. Osaka, Japan. Oh.

Clean. On the list as well. Yeah, I've never been there. Nah, I've just heard Japan's very clean. Very clean? Yeah. Okay, cool. What do you mean?

Everyone knows that. What have you heard about Sydney? Clean? Cool bridge. Cool bridge. The number is Sydney. I like Sydney. I think four.

I think Osaka was down on the list, actually. I like Sydney a lot. I think we're beating Osaka. But Sydney, I guess, the bigger version of Auckland, isn't it? Yeah, I'd know there. What do you think of Geneva in Switzerland? Number three on the list. I love Geneva.

Do you? Yeah. Had a friend grew up in Geneva. Is that why you love it? She did a lot of photos every week, so I know a lot about Geneva. What else do you know about Geneva? A lot of snow. Anything else?

Tree's big. Okay. Trees just grow a normal height. Not that big. Another Australian city. J's Australian are there hog in this list. Melbourne number two, the most livable city in the world. Isn't like the most expensive city in the world?

Yeah, but I guess they've got great transport, great food. Great transport. Great food. They've got great food. Fantastic food. And man, their food is fantastic. The trams and the food. The trams are next level.

Can I just say food, trams, tick-tick? Food, trams, tick. They've got it all. Coffee, swing. Oh, don't get me started on the coffee. Pretty good. And the food and the trams. And the food in the trams.

Copenhagen, the most livable city on planet Earth. That's in Denmark, Harrison. Wow. That's where they invented the waffle cone. Is that? Is that lie? No, it's true. I don't believe you for a second.

But well done, Auckland, for making it on the list. Kea Cahann. Say what you say about Auckland. We are livable, apparently. We're still seven. Yeah, we're still pretty. Far out. I thought I wouldn't have been doing a segment about it.

That's pretty insane. Your Arvose Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Thanks for listening to the potty. Thanks. Fun show this afternoon. Cheat show. I liked it more than yesterday.

I hope you like today's potty. Guys, go to Instagram right now, and you can watch Sean's big news happen. Yeah. There's a video of it. He proposes a genie. Well, like... Harrison!

If they've made it as far... It's not your news to tell. It's not my news. I'm not saying it on here. I'm not on the podcast. Yeah, true. The video. The video is perfect, isn't it?

It is. Oh, he'll be wrapped. Yeah. Oh, I can't wait for him to tell us everything on Monday. A bit of photographers taking photos. Yeah. Right. And then they kiss heaps.

Yeah. And then he gets down. Yes. It's perfect. It's so good. Yeah, it's pretty cute. Oh my God. It's so, so great.

I messaged Jeannie. This is Sean's girlfriend. Oh, fiance. And I was like, congrats, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, you're going to make the most amazing beautiful bride. And she goes, you know what? You're the first person to say that would bride to me. She will.

She's going to make such a hot bride, man. Hot bride. Hot bride alert. Well, Sean, if you're listening, you're not listening. But well done, fella. That is pretty crazy. It's amazing. It's great.

I just say, work-wise, it's great content content. Fantastic content now. He's got a fiancé. He's got married with a barley, got engaged sorry. It's great content. Guys, we're going to be on vocal rest next week on the show because Sean's going to be doing. He's got enough. Well, you're fucking off next week, aren't you? No. I'm leaving the week after when you're leaving. Oh, really?

Yeah. You are here next week? I'm here next week, not the following. And Sean's by himself the week after? Correct. I feel like this isn't off the year, sure. 100%. Okay. Well, thanks for listening. everybody and we're very excited for you Sean.

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