The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #94: Sean's back from Bali with some BIG news.. 💍
Episode Date: June 30, 2025What a banger of a Monday! EZ Money Sean's BIG news 💍 5 Star Fact Harrison's photo shoot Yas' piercing yarn Needle freak-outs stories Yes No maybe Harrison's fake crying story Sean's premium... economy upgrade revenge Listener revenge stories Harrison's pitches his latest invention Kaylee Bell ticket giveaway Producer Sam is a fake rugby fan Love ya! Sean, Steph & Harrison x Follow our new insta @edgearvos
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God, I've got some cracker on my throat.
Sorry, Harrison. You take over. What is your favorite part of the show today?
My favorite part of the show, Sean, was, well, you did the big announcement today.
You got engaged.
Oh, thanks for saying that, because if you didn't, I'd be so upset if you thought my five-star fact was.
Despite I did get five stars today, which is huge.
Spoilers, but you did.
First time ever.
So that was good. Actually, I'd like to reshuffle that order.
First, me getting five stars and a five-star fact.
Second, me getting engaged to the love of my life.
I also want to say another big thing that happened after five today was my invention.
I'm a shark tank.
That was huge.
Game changer.
It's going to change the game and I'm very proud of it and I'm excited for everyone to invest into it.
Yeah, I'm worried for what it might do to us seeing you with this kind of money.
Yeah.
This is obviously going to generate fair.
But it's a risk that I'm willing to take for our show.
Anyway, enjoy the podcast.
Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
Welcome to the show, New Zealand.
It is three o'clock.
On the 30th of June, Monday, Sean and Harrison here,
no Steph, it's my first day back from holiday.
First day being an engaged man, Harrison.
Well done, mate.
Huge accomplishment.
I know as you started giving me a round of applause,
then realised it's just you and that would be weird.
No, no.
I had it, but I also like, like, it's two of us.
I do that and I have to talk, so I want to be respectful.
and do that.
Pause and then go, yeah, it's a great accomplishment, mate,
to find your loved one,
think that you want to get engaged to that person,
buy the ring.
Pricy?
It's a big diamond, mate.
Can I be honest with you?
What?
I did a brand deal on the ring.
That is a, you want to own that?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'll be honest.
I'll be honest with you.
You have told me that off here a long time ago.
Didn't know if you wanted to publicly announce that or not.
Probably shouldn't have a.
So there was a freebie.
Was it a hashtag gifted situation or a hashtag ad?
Hashtag.
Ad was a difference.
Gifted is just a gift ad.
You're doing it and you're getting paid for doing it.
Look, I'll tell you what.
They didn't even give me the whole thing for free.
I still had to pay for a lot of it.
Okay.
So hashtag, not a big enough social following to justify it being gifted but was pushing for that.
Interesting.
hashtag they gave me some of it off
Yeah, okay
Cool
Look, no we'll get into this later on
And I did this in the way I wanted to start
The talk about this proposal
Now honestly I would have saved that to six or a cowl maybe
Maybe, yeah
But look, it's good to be back mate
Good to be back with you guys
Shame Steph decided to fake a sickie on my first day back
What?
But I get it
Come on. You get that on the big job
Your Avos Head Harder with Sean
Steph and Harrison
The Edge
$1,000 to give away right now
Whoa.
You know what?
I've come back from holiday.
I've instantly hit the wrong button,
but this does make it seem quite intense.
Easy money.
Easy money.
We play this every day.
3pm.
We'll give you a letter between E and Z.
10 questions, 30 seconds.
So each one with a word of that letter,
win 10K.
And just for playing this week,
you can win $100 cash,
or you will win $100 cash.
Might I say,
all thanks to our mates at BNZ,
who have come on board.
to make easy money a little easier.
Oh, Bins.
It's not a, it's an abbreviation.
Not saying it's trash, I'm just saying the abbreviation is bins.
Bins.
Bins.
I guess it is.
Yeah.
I'd say it is.
Michelle, from Auckland joins us right now.
Welcome, Michelle. How are you?
I'm very good, thank you.
Oh, Michelle.
So you've had heart to adjourn last year.
How are you going?
Oh, the heart just decided it wasn't, didn't want to work anymore.
Yeah, well, that's no good.
I was just at home and I was just feeling a bit weird.
I went to the local A&E and VTed three times within 20 minutes.
Wow.
You were what dead three times?
Yeah, and VTed, yeah, flatline three times in 20 minutes.
Really?
Oh, my God, Michelle.
One year ago.
You've died thrice.
October last year.
I don't want to be insensitive, Michelle, but what happens after you die?
Yeah, what did you see?
Yeah, I know.
I've been thinking about that.
and I didn't get any bright light.
You didn't get any of it.
So you reckon.
I must be going downstairs.
Oh no.
No, Michelle.
Not true.
It's not too late, Michelle.
I love that you had three times to check.
You know, no, I can't be.
Then two more times.
It was still, you're going downstairs?
No, you got more chance.
There was no bright light.
You know, I have thought about it, but there's been no bright light.
But, you know, now I'm battery operated, guys.
You know, I've got a pacemaker.
Battery operated.
You'd be bloody annoying at an airport.
Michelle.
Every time.
Well, Michelle...
You've got to watch out for that.
Every time.
Okay.
What a story, mate.
That is amazing.
We're so glad that you're still with us, Michelle.
And you've won $100.
Congratulations already, thanks to BNZ.
Awesome.
Thank you, guys.
It's all thanks to kickstart your money goals,
whether you're flating, saving to travel or making a career move.
BNZ believes there's an art to starting something new, so $100 from them.
But $1,000 is still up for grabs.
You know how the game's played, Michelle?
Yes, I do.
The time will start once Harrison asks his first question.
I hope it's easier this time.
It's easy when you're not on the radio.
Yeah, it's easy money, not easier money, so no, it will just be easy.
Yeah.
And actually, ironically, today's letter is E.
E, oh gosh.
E for envelope.
Okay.
E for Elton John.
Okay.
Okay.
For a thousand dollars with the letter E.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Okay.
Your first question, name an animal.
Elephant.
A TV show.
Eastenders.
A five-letter word.
Pass.
An annual event.
Easter.
Something you drink.
Egnog.
An author.
A past.
A cosmetic brand.
Uh, you stay little guys.
A male slinger.
Uh, uh, oh shit.
Yeah!
Time, unfortunately, Michelle, you got five out of ten there.
Five out of ten, Michelle.
Oh my God, off the radio, I can do nine.
I know.
It is harder when you're on the radio.
It is.
It certainly is, guys.
So you passed on five-letter word.
That's a difficult one always.
I hate a five-letter word one.
A raise, event, extra.
An author you passed on that?
That's hard. I don't know any authors, Harrison.
If I was the thing, not even looking at the sheep.
I couldn't think of one.
I have no idea.
Ernest Hemingway.
Ernest Hemingway? I've heard of him.
Enid Blighton and Eby White. Do you know those people, Michelle?
Either Blighton, yeah, same with fine, my favourite.
She's smarter than we are.
But hey, congratulations for playing 100 bucks coming your way.
Oh, thank you.
Congratulations again, Michelle, on the recovery.
Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
I am back from holiday, went over to Bali for a week, Harrison.
How do you say, I've been meaning to say it the whole week you've been going,
but how do you say, like, hello on Bali, of Balinese?
You know, I should know that, eh?
Okay, so when all of the people in the island greeted you, what do they say?
Hello.
Everettly speak English there, like, quite well?
Oh, for real?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, yeah.
But I should have learned, like, to you usually...
What language?
Did you learn from there?
Yeah, any words or phrases?
English should I learn?
No, no, just any phrases in...
Is Balinese the language?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, what was the...
I didn't learn any.
But I should have.
Usually I do try and learn a couple of phrases when I got traveling,
and I should have done that.
Yeah.
But I did not.
The reason why is because I was very preoccupied,
proposing to my partner of five years.
Thank you.
Five years.
Man, you're in love.
That's not long.
Isn't it?
Five years?
I don't know.
I've been with a partner for four years.
And where are you at in that journey?
I love her.
I don't know if I'll be getting engaged anytime soon, is all I'm thinking.
Do you know what?
I thought that too.
Yeah.
I thought that too.
And then at the start of this year, I just had a moment where I was like, man, I just really love this person so much.
Like it would tear me apart if we weren't together forever, which I know sounds real cheesy.
But I know people who aren't in a relationship.
It's like, oh, shut up.
Stop talking about that.
But for me, it was like, I've never, like, loved anyone in my life like this.
And I was like, five years in, longest relationship I've ever been in by a country mile, we've lived together three years.
I would just be gutted at the idea that we don't spend forever together.
And when I realized that, I was like, well, what am I doing?
Let's buy a ring and I'll just make that statement to her.
To me, I'm not planning on getting married in the next couple years.
Financially, I kind of spent all my money on this ring.
Yeah, but I'm like, but making the statement of it was so important to me.
And I was like, once I decided that, I was like, what am I going to, I'm going to do it now or I'm going to do it in a few years time.
But I'm going to, I was the same as you, though.
I think you've got to have that realization.
And for me, I did.
And so I bought this ring and I worked, um, I was.
You know, I've only confided to a few people in my life, you and Steph, the two of them.
And I got a ring made for her, and I was up at night, like, measuring her jewelry to make sure it was the right size and making sure everything was perfect.
Also, we didn't tell anybody.
Well, I didn't.
I was deaf did.
I don't think she did.
But we had to tell anybody for, like, a month.
I hope so.
That was really good from us.
Well, thank you.
That's really good every day.
I had a lot of face in Steph.
I was nervous about you.
Yeah, fair enough.
You were into the trust tree.
You did like low-key, not tell me off, but when you told me the news, you were very stern about it.
Don't tell anyone.
You were like, don't say it.
Trust me, don't say it.
It's not a joke.
I was like, no, yeah, for sure.
But then I was banking on the fact that you'd just forget that we'd have that you're just busy.
No, well, you keep talking about Bali.
I'm like, well, I know what's going to happen in Bali.
And that was it.
So we were going on this big holiday to Bali.
Family holiday, her family all coming back together.
She's got a brother who works overseas.
And I was like, what better time to propose?
You know, you think about the idyllic moment.
And nowadays it is all about social media.
Like, let's not pretend it's not.
You want to, as soon as that moment happens, you want the photos that go with it.
So I was like, Bali's a great opportunity to do it.
And then a week before I leave, her brother is over there with his partner.
We're going to meet them over there.
Three days before we fly out, he drops the knee, proposes to his partner, which you know about because I talked about it off here.
Yeah.
I was going to be the first one of their, like, in that group to propose of her and her siblings.
Three days before I fly out, he gets engaged.
in Bali. So now I'm talking to you, I'm talking to
Steph, I'm like, maybe I don't do it anymore
because it will be taking away from his thing.
It was a big twit. It's a big spanner
in the works. I know. I was like, I decided
I just going to do it because
how often do you get to be in Bali? And I'd already
planned it. It was meant to happen in Bali. I was like, or to
pretend it didn't happen. Yeah. And I did it.
Went over there, didn't plan anything.
Everyone's like, what are you going to? Well, not everyone,
but you and Steph were like, what are you going to do? Are you going to plan this?
And on the first night, dude, I get there.
And his brother, we're celebrating
her brother's engagement at the start. So we're all
having drinks and tell us the story.
Not only does he put a rock
on her finger, like the most
jammed up ring.
It was so much bigger than the ring I got, Jeannie.
Not that it's about that.
So smug.
Then also is telling us this beautiful story
about he organised basically a whole resort.
They had dinner on a pier.
He had a photographer.
He had everything sorted.
It was the most beautiful engagement.
And he was so well planned with it.
And I'm sitting there, ring in my pocket.
That's why small than his ring,
which is why no one can see it.
And I'm just thinking,
I'll plan nothing.
He's done this.
He's told us all about it.
When I propose, it's going to look so rubbish.
Oh.
After all this.
Anyway, long story short, found the right moment.
Wasn't going to do it.
I was going to do it, but I was just like, I'll wait until the moment's right.
See if the moment's right.
One particular day, Jeannie, my partner,
had actually organized a photographer to take some family photos.
And I was like, well, I could utilize this.
She went and got her nails done that day.
PSA for guys, if you're going to propose,
make sure your girl has their nails done.
Did you book that appointment in?
No, but I really, really encouraged it.
Wow.
Do you get any idea?
No.
Really?
She said, we can call up if you want.
She said she had no idea.
Really?
She always thought she'd have an idea.
Oh, I thought she'd have an inkling, man.
Yeah, so did.
Yeah.
Well, I think she knows.
No, she said, because I was saying that we were so far from it,
like I would see that for years.
Yeah.
Anyway, so I waited until the moment was right.
It felt right.
Everyone was like having a few bubbles.
We were getting these photos.
The son was setting.
Her brother and their partner were getting like an engagement shoot.
afterwards, though, while sitting there and her mum was crying
and everyone was like sitting around watching.
And I was like, this is the moment. So I was like, Jeannie, can we do
a shoot over there? And she's like, yeah, yeah, no worries.
So we stand over this beautiful part of the pool. You may have seen the photos.
We'll share them on your Javre's Instagram.
But I was like, my knees were shaking, man. I was so nervous.
I was so sweaty. She's like, what's wrong with you?
What's going on? Oh, wow.
And I dropped down, got the knee dirty, pulled the ring out.
And that was that. I actually filmed the whole thing.
I just wanted to film it, and I put it on Instagram,
which feels like a crazy thing to do and a violation of my own privacy.
Yeah, I know you can see the whole thing,
POV of a family member
that was there. Actually, one of the
photographers. I didn't trust
one of the family members. That was one of the photographers. Anyway,
got engaged. There's more to
that, so thank you very much, Harrison. Congratulations.
That's massive, mate. Beautiful.
I appreciate it.
Your avos head harder with Sean,
Steph and Harrison.
The Edge. I'm on a journey, New Zealand,
a journey to give you a fact that is so good,
so reshareable, so original, that it's worth
five stars. I took a week off
under the guise of proposing to my partner
of five years, but really what I was doing is
grinding. I was in Bali.
I had string on the wall of our
villa and I was searching
for a fact that was worth
five stars and dare I say, I've found it.
Sean's
five star fact.
Yes, this is
big Sean. It's been a week off.
Yeah. I'm not going to...
It's been a week on for you, for sure.
I'm not going to say I forgot about the five star fact.
What? But until you brought it to him, I'm like, I've got a five
So if that is back, I am a solo judge.
I'm going to judge Sam here as well, Professor Sam.
Steph is away, and Steph does you run through the criteria,
but I'm going to try run it through to you today.
You don't need to. It's too deep.
I'll just run through the ones I know.
Okay.
So it started off being originality, shareability and performance,
which are the three pillars of effect.
Three pillars.
And then it goes to mana, rhythm, no numbers, no war chair.
Kia Khah is one in there.
there's so many things
so it's quite hard to get a five
but mate when you get a five
it's gonna be huge
and I'm excited
you've had a week to rest and reset
and man I bet that brain's been ticking
so it's gonna be a goody today
I'm excited
thanks mate as am I
Judge Sam residing
how do you feel filling Steph's
moderately sized shoes
Big job big job
I hope I do it proud
If you give me five
Just preparing here
If you give me five Sam Harrison gives me five
Will I have to read it for Seth
probably just to get her five,
it won't count.
We haven't got three judges.
I think we need three judges.
Okay, so two judges today.
We'll see if I can get you,
and then I might have to bring it back to Steph tomorrow.
We'll see how we go.
Today's five staff factors.
The average human can produce enough saliva in a lifetime
to fill two swimming pools.
Did you say human?
Yes.
Do they slur the word human a little bit?
No, okay
Sorry, I'm sorry, I drank a lot of bin tangs over the last week
I'm still a little bit drunk
Still in the come down
Um, that's a lot of saliva
Two swimming pools, man
How bigs are swimming pools?
You know what, general size
Just your classic back garden
Kidney swimming pool
Kidney, okay
I mean, I like it
To be honest, I feel like I produce a lot of saliva
If I work out, I'm spitting like a hose
So, um
Yeah, it's interesting.
I've said that about you.
I've said, people say, what's Harrison like?
I say he's a damp person.
Very damp. A lot of saliva.
He's a wet man.
Constantly got a napkin tucked down the front collar of my shirt.
What did you think, nurse producer Sam?
I think it's good.
It's definitely original.
I would definitely tell other people about it.
And you performed it well.
Thank you.
This was really good.
What was the song choice at the end?
Swimming pools by camera.
Pretty good, man.
Seven.
Okay, Sam, you go first.
Out of five, what is your rating for today's five-star facts?
I'm going to give it a...
I'm going to give it a five.
This is the thing.
If one person doesn't give it a five at 12,
so I appreciate that.
Thank you very much.
It sounds crazy, Sean.
It was such a strong fact.
I really appreciated the fact.
The swimming pool thing
annoyed me a little bit
just because there's no specific
as you said swimming pool
Yeah
It's just like saying size of a dog
How big is the dog
Is it a puppy?
That's true
I could have been a specific
But in saying that
I'm feeling the Bali vibes
I'm happy for the engagement
The judge chemistry
Between me and Sam is on
And with you even
Fortunately
Unfortunately
Unfortunately
Whatever you want to take it as
It's a five-star
that might be.
Wow!
That's a five-star fact.
Oh my God.
Okay.
Now, I'm not going to get ahead of myself
because I still will need to re-perform this tomorrow.
Yes.
Steph will need to vote,
but you'll also need to re-vote based on tomorrow's performance, obviously.
Yeah.
To judge the five-star fact.
But this is, I'm feeling good about it.
Wow.
I'm feeling good.
That's my only Steph was here?
You probably could have got your first five-star fact.
Can I call it?
No, it's a sick baby.
No.
Didn't not do it.
Your Avos Head Harder with Sean,
Steph and Harrison.
The Edge
You know what?
The chain smokers
I was in Bali last week
on holiday
I don't know if I've mentioned
that before
but I will be meant
like most Kiwis
who just get back from Europe
or Bali
I will be mentioning
it every five to 10 minutes
Yeah
The chain smokers
were playing there
At a beach club
Never really
And I was like
Oh the chain smokers
That'll be sick
Looked it up
It was like
Hell no
Like a New Zealand dollar
Yeah
Yeah yeah
300 bucks
I know
At a beach club in Bali
I was like
Oh that sounds nice
I was like
Nah
I thought you were
I think
You were gonna talk about
Chain Smokers
Is in like
that Siggy's is so cheap
and I thought you're going to transfer
into like, did you bring me any gifts back or anybody?
You know what?
Both those things are true
and I did bring you a gift back.
What'd you bring?
But I bought back a gift for you
and I bought back a gift for Steph
and I bought back a gift for intern Little Lil.
So I didn't bring yours today
because I want to save it
and give it to you guys all at the same time.
Really?
Yeah.
Is it like a funny bottle opener that's shaped like something?
You know what one of them is?
One of them is that.
I mean, I knew it.
I knew it.
You can't come back from the islands
and not have a bottle opener that's shaped like a laho.
Yeah.
Yes.
Speaking of that, I had a photoshoot today.
I don't know.
It's an interesting segue.
But as you know...
For what?
A TV show.
Okay, good.
Yeah, different photos show.
No.
No, okay.
No, that's August.
But this, for my TV show, Ahikaro that I'm on,
we had a photo shoot for promos.
That's why you can't see you right now.
Maybe put on Air Jarvo's Instagram,
but my hair is slick.
Yeah, you look like.
James from Love on the Spectrum.
Thank you.
You did say that.
I don't know how to take that.
It's just the hair.
Yeah, it is the hair.
And the curly back.
Yeah, it does look like that.
It does.
And he's a legend.
But I did the photo shoot today, Sean.
I did it from 8 to 2.
I don't know about you.
You've done a lot of photos shoots during your time.
I hate them.
Like, I hate photo shoots.
And I had the classic thing last night with like,
can you please clean this shave for the photo shoot?
I'm like, yeah, sweet.
I'll do it this morning.
I shaved.
I don't think I've ever shaved my face with a razor for the razor for the last
five years.
Can you see my neck?
Oh, it looks...
Actually, I noticed something different about you.
It's the hair and you're shaved, yeah.
Yeah, but my neck.
Red, it's red bumpy.
Very red and bumpy.
Yeah, I get that.
My face, bloody, it was bloody.
It was bloody.
You know that scene in the Grinch where he shaves
and he comes to school, he's got paper?
That was me.
I had tissues all over my face.
Like, you know, it's photo shoot day.
I'm like, I know!
I'm aware of that.
It was horrible.
So I walk in, and it's a real serious drama show.
Very serious show.
I hope you worked on your poses
I was like yeah
but I was also like
I'm kind of a comedy character
maybe I could do some funny poses
these are the poses I do
I did
I just want to show you
and you tell me what you think of them
Okay so Harrison's gonna do his
Photoshop pose
I'll describe them to you and we'll see
100% genuine
I literally came into these
Serious show
Moldish show I saw
I've seen I don't want to ruin anything
but it's very like cultural
these photos shoots
Yes very cultural
All right ready
Yeah
Okay, so he's going one finger down, one finger pointing out like he's at the discotheque.
Yeah, but they're both bent like robot arms.
Yeah, I'm going to say not a good fight.
It's not a good posture for you.
Nah.
Also not appropriate.
So they told me, they said it was really inappropriate.
I think it's inappropriate at all.
Oh, so you just did that.
They didn't even instruct you to do it.
Nah, these are my offers.
Oh, these are all you.
Okay.
So there's another one I did.
This is true.
Okay, so that's like you're starting the hucker.
No, no.
It's like...
Oh, your legs are up.
One's up.
Okay, so you're doing the can-can.
No, it's like, Raspoutine.
Is that okay to say?
Yeah, you're like that.
I think...
It was like that.
Can we say Raspatine?
Yeah, he's at Raspatine?
Producer Sam?
I don't know.
I don't know what he did.
I don't know what he did.
This is another one.
It's a class.
I think this would have been absolutely fine.
Oh, yeah, that's a love heart with your hands.
That's quite cute.
That's fully true.
And then this one.
This is, honestly...
He's taking his headphones off.
pulling a chair over and he's, okay, he's doing the raise,
the man leg up on the chair.
Yeah.
Power stance.
So I pulled the chair in, did that.
Okay.
What do you think of them?
Before you give your opinion, they are going to be on billboards across the country.
Big buses too, throwing me buses.
And we only had a certain amount of time and I'd used up for my time on those.
Did you get any other options?
Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
I'm being blinded years by the reflection from those brand new ear piercings that you've got, mate.
I've got his headphones on.
Which, by the way.
Disco balls hanging from your ears.
Yeah, well, I got a piercing.
I got a piercing this weekend.
And worst job ever to get a piercing and then come to work with,
because I'm wearing headphones, I'm getting irritated.
I'm probably going to get an infection.
Yeah, you know, I'm going to put pressure on the ear.
I've got a piercing.
Top left helix there.
No, that's a cartilage, mate.
100%.
And you can't sleep on that side for a while, possible infection.
Can you get any pressure on it?
And you've all got a pair of cans on.
I know.
Yeah, it's horrible.
But I do, the reason I bring it up, guys, it was a little bit traumatic, all right?
Fun fact about me, terrible needle phobia.
Like, I don't know where it's come from.
It's just been with me in my whole life.
I just cannot do needles.
I literally went to needle therapy.
Did you?
Do you know what that is?
I'm interested, though.
What is that?
Needle therapy, you sit down with someone and they go, like, oh, let me take you to your happy place.
You have to find your happy place.
They do like this cooking.
And you have to, like, follow the eye.
It's like EDM or something.
I literally my parents...
EDM is a dance music.
Oh, okay, not that.
But it's like something like that.
My parents paid for me to go to this therapy.
It didn't work.
I still have a crazy fear of needles.
All immunised, by the way, I just want to say.
But I was like, nah, I'm going to do it.
I'm going to get my EPS this weekend.
I've been thinking about getting my seconds for a wee while.
Go in there.
I'm all, you know, amped up.
I brought my friends that I knew were going to be supportive.
It took me 30 minutes.
Oh, my God.
It took me thoughtful minutes.
I had a 13-year-old girl waiting outside for me to do my earbassing.
Like, that's so embarrassing.
This lady's there, and she's like, oh, it's okay.
Like, breathe through it, breathe through it.
I'm having, like, one of my friends hold both my hands.
I'm like, at one point I'm like, oh, this is so embarrassing.
I'm 23.
She looks at me, you're 23?
Oh.
Is it not just, like, the gun?
I thought it was like a gun, like a staple gun.
It is.
It's literally a staple gun.
It's so quick.
It's literally.
Easy.
Does it kind of be like, does it even count as a needle?
It doesn't even hurt.
No, it probably not.
I feel like that's not even a needle.
It's like a thumb tag.
Yeah, literally a thumb tag.
You're scared of pins.
I'm not too scared of pins.
Wow.
No, I know.
But you said it wasn't the first time, right?
You needed a blood test and you got sick earlier this year.
So you refused to get it?
So remember when I had shingles?
Oh, yeah.
That was a weird, yeah.
Oh, gosh, shingles.
But had to get a blood test for that and went in.
And I didn't do the blood test.
Like, it was genuinely like half an hour again of me just like,
my boyfriend there
he's never been with me in these situations
he was like what is going on?
So you had a like a mentee bay
and then he's walked out
I'm not getting at it
and then it was just like
walked out head hanging low
and like the worst thing as well
was like when you
you know go through it
because I was crying
I was screaming all the works
and then you're walking back through
the waiting room
and people know
people are looking at you like
there she is
so yeah
and I didn't even have the bandage
to show that I did it either
so everyone in the thing was like
You didn't have the lollipop.
It's just the worst because it's such an irrational fear.
I can sit there and be like, no, I know it's not scary.
But I just cannot get over it.
And it's good that you're talking about it, yes,
because it is a fear that people have.
And I think having an adult tantrum over a needle
is more common than people will admit.
Please, it's common.
Oh, 800 the edge.
We're a yes as people right now.
Really?
Adult needle tantrum stories.
Does that faint encounter as a tantrum or nah?
Yeah, because it's like part of, you know, that's extreme.
I've fainted before.
I've had a friend who's so afraid of needles that have fake fainted.
So they've fainted, shut their eye,
and the doctor was carrying them out of that one eye open.
They're like, yeah, I'm back to sleep.
It was like, they're faking it.
I love that.
That's weird. That's genius, actually.
Yeah.
All right, so tattoos, piercings, blood tests, immunisations,
adult needle freak out.
Oh, 800, the edge.
We'll do it next.
She terrified of needles, got her ears pierced over the weekend,
and had a bit of a meltdown.
Yeah.
She took a while to get the piercing.
Does she get the piercing done that she did?
She said after half an hour,
with a 13-year-old in the waiting room next door,
listening to her scream.
And it's not like the old way when they used to pierce it,
where you get a needle and actually put it through the air.
This is the gun.
This is the quick.
The staple.
It's so quick, it's not even funny.
I had it done recently, barely felt it.
Yeah.
Nothing.
That's crazy.
Because I thought it was the old-school needle.
I was like, no, it's a gun.
It's like, how did you, why is it so scary?
Which, when saying it out loud sounds a lot more intense.
A gun.
Oh, it's just a gun!
You'd rather take a needle over a gun, you're free?
Yeah, it's crazy.
But you're right, it's so much easier.
But we're asking for her people, adult needle tantrums, tattoos, piercings.
Yeah.
Blood tests, 0800 the years.
Let's go to Sophie from the Tron.
Kiora Sophie, how I am?
Hi.
I'm all right.
How are we?
Good, so how's your relationship with old needles and stuff?
Oh, I cannot bear them at all.
Oh, okay.
So what's happened?
You need to get a blood test safe.
The doctor's saying you've got to get it done.
What's happening?
I think they're still waiting on my last one from 2021 to me to go in.
So you just won't go and do it?
No, no.
Have you ever done one in your life?
Yeah.
So I don't want to
I'm not putting anything on you
But if you were like to say terminally ill
And you really need these tests done
Would you refuse or would you go?
It's a great question
I would go
But
I
The last blood test I had
My ex
My partner at the time came with me
And I think it took me
About four and a half hours
Sitting on the chair
for the nurses waiting for me to go,
okay, I'm ready now.
Oh, wait, no, no, no.
Four and a half.
20 more minutes.
Yeah, I was bawling my eyes out the whole time.
Oh, I mean, I feel sorry, fever.
Come on, Sophie.
Four and a half hour.
Sof, they're underpaid, mate.
You're the reason they're on strike.
Jeez, there's a lying, Soph.
My first memory of injections makes me believe that that's the reason why I'm terrified.
I see.
What happened in the first one?
You just didn't like it.
I was a real, real young, maybe about four, maybe five years old.
And I just remember going to the doctors constantly.
I think it was just for the normal, you know, kid immunizations.
And my mum would take me.
And my dad would have to come in from work to pin me down.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, that's not good.
Well, you know it's an issue.
You know it's an issue when you get your dad to pin you down.
Yeah, there's no, you got something wrong on the family.
Lisa, oh, 800 at the edge, you tried to prove your daughter that piercings didn't hurt.
How did that go?
Yeah, no, it didn't go well.
It was, so I'd obviously had mine done, you know, since I was like five,
and I'd had my tongue and everything else done throughout the years, you know, it was like 18.
And then I thought, yeah, she really, no, nothing else, just my tongue.
Anyway, she was like, oh, I want to get my ears pierce.
I was like, okay, cool.
I'll get the top bit of my ear done first.
and show you that it doesn't hurt.
And oh my God, I forgot.
And holy heck, it hurt so bad.
I don't know if it was the way the lady did it or what.
And I was just like, oh, my face misses me like, okay.
So she was like, oh, I don't really want to get that done today.
I was like, no, that's fine.
Let's not get that done today.
So you let her bail out after it hurt you so bad.
Yeah, I did.
I did.
She did originally, like, she's got them done since.
But just, yeah, I was like, you just do go and get them done.
We don't need to worry about me.
Good on you, Lisa.
It's pretty funny.
Great cool.
Hey, next to the show, yes, no, maybe.
Thanks for being so honest on the text line as well.
Some great texts coming through here about people fainting during vaccinations.
Bailing out of group tattoos, that'd be a bad one.
Two out of three friends get it, and you get there, you're like, nah.
Yeah, my cousin got a tattoo last year in Bali, and she genuinely fainted when the tattoo was happening.
And no word of lie has a line up her forearm.
Oh, just because she moved.
Because she fell.
And the tattoo gun stayed in her arm and made a line down her arm.
That all happens.
That's awesome.
Hey, up next, oh, yes, no, maybe.
It's a segment where Harrison will, you know, just pitch a social situation that he's in
and I'll give him feedback on whether he should do the thing or not.
Yeah, and today's social situation is meeting the in-laws.
Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
It's time for yes-no, maybe.
This is where Harrison will run through a life situation with Army and Steph,
and we'll give him feedback on whether he should do these things in public.
Yes, no.
Yeah, so today's, what do you call it?
Top like?
Yeah.
Theme.
Narrative.
Narrative.
Meeting the in-laws.
I recently met my partner's in-laws.
Lovely people.
Was quite a journey.
Okay.
Meeting them, I'd say.
And I walked away from a...
I drove away from it with my partner
and she gave me silent treatment
the whole way home.
That's not good.
And I was thinking,
what have I done that's possibly wrong?
And I just wanted to kind of reflect
what I had done to you
and just to see what you
think if I'll just write down a yes-no-may-list and see if I should do that if I see them again or whatever, yeah?
Sure thing.
Okay, first one, when I arrived at the house, I honked the horn obnoxiously, so they had to come out and say hi to me.
At the car.
Even though you were going to go inside?
Yeah, and I saw the dad, you know, de-reclined the chair, stand up, the mum had to put all the dishes down and walk out, and they had to come see us.
Why? You just want to show them your car or?
Yeah, oh, nah. I don't know. It was more of a power thing.
I just had the image of, you know, when someone always comes out,
that wave goodbye as you drive off.
I wanted to change that.
I wanted people to wave hello.
Okay.
I'm going to say no.
No.
Like the idea of trying to power move someone's dad on first meeting, but not great.
Yeah, because he has a, what is it, 1950s Mustang,
and I really want to outshine with my Honda Jazz.
06, that was.
I'm going to write, yes.
Vintage?
Yeah.
Yep.
I'm going to write yes, I quite like that one.
once we finished the dinner that the parents cooked
I had loudly talked to my partner
about what drive-through we should go through on the way home
like after the dinner
so she's made a lovely pork roast I'm assuming
beautiful and you've gone
God can't wait to get some chicken nuggets today
can we get the hunger bluster on the way home babe
but they overheard it and they weren't
I don't think they were super
to know for me though I wrote it maybe because everyone loves a little
after dinner dinner dinner
you know?
Not good.
I want to write that as it may be.
This is a good one.
Call your girlfriend
your ex's name and then go
I'm just Josh him
just to see how the
dad reacts because he found it funny.
No, it's not good.
He stood up, he stood up
and I said, I'm just Joshin, is it?
He doesn't even know your ex's name though?
No, he doesn't.
Do you have to explain that part
and say it was your ex?
I said Clara.
I said, my ex, I'm just Joshin.
I'm just Joshin.
Not good, man.
All right, yes, I think it's good to break the eyes like that.
It's crazy.
Why do you even ask?
After the dinner, I went around and took all the dishes from everybody
and then sat them in front of my girlfriend and sat down.
Is that okay to do?
Nah?
So you kind of did half a job and then we're like, can you do the rest?
Yeah.
I mean, you know, it's important to share the burden in a relationship.
I would say upon first meeting, you probably want to make a good impression.
should have just taken them to the kitchen?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, good point.
I'm going to write yes because I think it's a family thing maybe.
I don't know.
Final one, and this is a good one.
I think it's a real stereotype, you know.
Say to the mother, I said to the mum,
the looks are clearly from you,
not your haggard husband over there.
But, you know, because you do say,
it's always like, oh, the looks are from you?
Are you the sister, that kind of thing?
I really dished it to the dad just to be like,
Oh, I think you're more beautiful than him, by the way.
I just, I don't think you need to big one up and shoot one down.
I think you can both say, oh, the looks clearly came from you guys.
I don't know.
What was the power play here?
Just trying to one up the dad?
Yeah, I think so, because I feel like just with the car situation at the beginning,
I feel like he's trying to one up me and the X thing.
Okay.
And the X thing he seemed annoyed about.
I was like, man, this guy's not as fun as I thought who was going to be.
I ought to call him a haggard husband.
Yeah.
Yeah, so we didn't get dessert.
Well, we didn't.
The Maccas and got McFlory at home.
Attitudes, big a combo and a hunger buster too
because that did it was not enough for me personally.
So you've given me your questions, I've given you my feedback.
You've completely disregarded all of it.
Potentially.
Your Avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
Hey, good to be back from Holiday,
and I'm interested to hear about how your acting job's going, bro,
because Harrison, if you don't know, is an actor.
Acting!
What's that from?
Just acting.
Oh, cool.
People being theatrical.
You've got to sit, whenever you talk about acting,
you've got to do it in an act.
kind of way. And you're on a TV show called Ahikarroa.
Ahikaroa. Yeah, it's been busy, man.
Yeah, I bet.
Oh, see, it's been just as busy as it was when you were here.
Still going. So you're working two jobs at the moment.
Every morning you're filming and then doing this and then some nights as well.
Yes, then sometimes I'll go back. But it finishes in July. So I'm about to go back to a one job.
Almost there. Oh, good on, yes, you're finished.
Yeah. But I've got a story reminded me today.
because I had to do a sad scene this morning.
And I've worked enough now for my acting that I can cry on command.
Can you really?
In a scene.
You don't really cry right now.
I mean it'll take a bit to push out.
But, you know, if they say, oh, you're the big sad scene coming up.
You can cry.
You're really going to, like, you know, you're going to prepare yourself a little bit.
So I think of, like, oh, you don't know what I think about.
A lot of people say, a lot of acting coaches or teachers, they're like,
hey, whatever you do, just remove yourself.
and don't make it about you.
What would the character cry about?
Oh, that doesn't work for me.
It's too make a leave.
That's hard because you have to be a method actor
to literally cry about.
If you wanted to cry about someone
or something in a scene,
what would you think about?
Well, I'd think about
someone that I love passing away probably.
That's classic.
Dog, that's what I do.
A person, grandma.
But they're like final destination deaths for me
in my head.
Sorry?
They're like final destination deaths in my head.
But for your Nana?
Yeah, for sure.
That's an example.
So I think about her
Gosh
You've never watched
The movie Final Destination
It's like the most
Unrealistically gruesome deaths
You could think of
Yeah I think about
I think in the other day
I had a scene
And I thought about her
Up the Skytower
At the Sky Bar
And a plane and crashed into it
And I was on a tilt
And she was hanging on to the bar
And the whole Skytower
was coming down
Windows smash
People were falling out
And then she fell out
And that was the end of Nan
And waterworks
Breathtaking scene
Beautiful scene
It does
I'm very sad.
So I can do that now.
A year ago, I was a guest spot on this TV show, all right?
I was the guest actor on the show.
I had quite a few.
I had one big scene.
One big scene.
And they flew me to Queensland for it.
Wow.
It was beautiful, put me at a hotel.
The paper was amazing.
And I was there.
It was my first emotional scene.
And there's a new AD assistant director.
She was on, the first day on the job.
And she goes, you have an emotional scene coming.
up. It's like, yeah, yeah. She goes, you get a crying on a camera. I'm like, oh, I'm not the best.
And then she was like, oh, I can give you this like, um, methyl to put on, like, we put this
meth to your eyes and then you cry. Oh, for real stuffed up. But she'll let if you do that,
you'll break down and quite will look beautiful. Oh, because you didn't have the New Zealand
Grandma 9-11 trick at the time. No, exactly. I didn't.
She'll, yeah, I forgot about that reference with, yeah, I've done it again to it.
That's bad on my behalf
I apologize
But yeah
So she comes
She goes
What on the eye
Ah
Burns
Burns
Tears streaming down
Producer comes out
What the
Are you doing to him
She's like what
He wanted the meth
I'm gonna make him cry
She goes
No you don't need
We're not doing that
You're not allowed to do that
Without our permission
Oh no
No word of a lie
She gets asked to leave the set for the day
What because you needed to
started not crying or something.
Yeah, and then she hated the way
they treated her so she never came back
from that day.
Probably shouldn't say then, right?
And now you think of that when you want to cry.
That's what I think.
And now, but like, the thing was,
I did that scene in my first crying scene
and I'm sitting in there
and we do this massive scene,
but only half my face is running.
Because they didn't finish it off.
So they had to cut the whole,
they had to cut pretty much the whole scene
because they could only get one side
on my face that wasn't crying.
Because they didn't need to cry in the scene.
We've rewritten it.
So if you ever do want to cry,
on screen, just that, you know, people are thinking about their naners doing Final
Destination Dents.
That's just what it is these days.
No methyl.
Oh my God.
Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
I like that one.
Huh?
You like that song.
Oh, I started to be here.
I'd have you bet, man.
Oh, thanks, man.
I'm excited to be back.
Appropriate song, Airplanes there, because I did just get back on an airplane from
Bali.
Went to Bali last week if I haven't.
Did I have mentioned it?
Nah.
Can I also ask?
just for the sake of me and probably listens
the home. Honestly, are you playing
like an aeroplane sound right now? I am, yeah.
Okay, cool. Is it too subtle?
It was so subtle that I thought
there's something wrong with my microphone or my headphones.
Okay, all right, we won't do that.
But yeah, I did fly an airplane.
And like everyone who's just got back from Bali or Europe,
I will mention it every five to ten minutes,
as is my right.
Have to.
Who's a Kiwi who's been traveling?
Now, we've talked a lot about it on the show
about whether I would get upgraded to premium economy
and I had a free upgrade to use.
Yes, and you were going to do that instead of letting your partner, the genie do it?
Yeah.
Sorry, your fiancé.
Yeah, that's what it is, yeah.
Yeah, so I proposed to her over there, but I was pretty confident that I was going to get upgraded.
I don't know what made me, I just had a vibe about it.
So I was being, I met her whole family at the airport on the way over there,
and I was being quite torturous about it.
I was like, oh, put him for this free upgrade, it's going to happen.
I was like, really within them have it, like, oh, God, you guys are going to be so in the slums back there.
oh man I'll be up there with my people
like you know I was really
ribbing them about us filming us put on all
of my Instagram I was like you guys are so
poor like it's really going in on them
and then I got to the gate and they said
that there was no room to upgrade me and that all the seats
had to like tail between my legs walk back to her family
who I'd been making desperately making fun of
and sit with them in economy but they were quite good about it
they gave me a lot of slack as well and we walk past the premium economy
they're like Sean shouldn't you be there mate
yeah a bit of that and then so we
go on this trip to Bali, I end up proposing
to my girlfriend of five years.
We get engaged, and then on the way
back, I'm like, well, I've still got the upgrade.
I'll chuck in for it.
Nice. I did get accepted.
So I ended up, I got engaged to my girlfriend,
and then she sat in the back
with her family and I got
put up to premium economy.
Actually, it's probably worse, really. Can I just say,
I'm going to give you the clap for that.
Thanks. Because
if you've done it before the engagement,
Ball-end.
That's what you would have been.
But you did the engagement.
You sweed and all a little bit.
Got it all a bit lovey-dovey and happy.
And they go, oh my God, just while we're in this high,
just why, if I were you, I would have been down on the knee,
and he proposed kissing her, babe, just letting you know,
I am going to upgrade on the way back if that's okay.
And she'll be, whatever, I don't care.
That's what it's giving.
Yeah.
I'm proud of you.
You did it a good time.
Thanks, man.
She's going to be angry at you.
You just gave her a rock, man.
I've noticed I've been able to get away with a lot.
In the last five days since proposing, I'm kind of bulletproof.
That's pretty cool.
Yeah.
What are you going to do wrong?
Have you got to be honest?
Should we try it tomorrow?
Yeah.
We should try it.
Yeah.
So far I can push it?
Yep, that's a good idea.
Write that down.
Just you stand right that down.
The great foundation for my future marriage.
Anyway, so this isn't the story.
The story is on the way home.
I was sitting next to this lady who was quite rude to me.
Yeah.
I think she smelled that I wasn't meant to be there.
You know, they smell a rat.
And she was like, this guy doesn't belong here.
She can smell your downstairs that you don't wash.
Okay.
Not important.
Damn it. I almost had a whole show without saying that.
She could tell her wasn't meant to be there, so she'd been quite rude to me.
Just little things, like, I had to get out and go to the bathroom, and she was like,
like, audibly sided me, and I was like, come on, mate, I've got to pee.
Do you not have your own little, you know, don't I remember what a premium economy is?
It's not business.
No, no.
So I got to crawl past it anyway.
She was being such, she was being real.
And I was like, oh, man, this isn't really nice.
Like, the leg room's nice, but she's pretty awful.
So I like to do something which, like, get a low-level revenge on people.
Like, if someone's rude to me at a whole.
hotel when I'm checking there. I'll just hide the remote on my way out.
Yeah. Just little things.
That is crazy.
So this lady goes to the bathroom and our meals come out, right?
And they put it next to me and they put it next to her. And I'm like, you know what?
She doesn't deserve her pudding.
No.
So I take her pudding. So I take her pudding in my tray. So it looks like I've only got one
pudding. And then she comes back and she's kind of eating her food. And she goes, oh,
where's my, goes to the ear host says, where's my, oh, I didn't get a pudding.
And she goes, oh, so sorry about that. We'll see if you've got any more.
She comes back, oh, we don't have any more, sorry.
So that's what you get.
I'm saying low-level revenge.
She was quite rude to me.
She was huffing and puffing when I used the bathroom.
She was kind of side-eye and me like I didn't belong there.
She was spreading onto my armrest, so I stole her pudding when she went to the bathroom and I ate.
I didn't even want her truthfully.
I just did it to try.
That is pretty crazy.
It is low-level, yes.
At the end of the day, she didn't really do too much, though, did she?
Maybe not.
You just didn't get a good vibe?
Yeah, yeah.
You thought, you know, I want to steal her put her.
Exactly.
Also going to love it though.
So I want to know, I'm 800 the edge.
Low-level revenge that you've got on someone.
You know, it could be a co-worker.
Probably a co-worker, I'd say,
there's something of the person who really annoys you.
Like those things that you've done that you're like,
it's not a big thing.
Nah.
It's not illegal.
Little.
But a little low-level revenge.
Like, did you go, Clara out here.
She works out in the office.
She's annoyed me before, genuinely.
And I've gone and turned to charge her off from the wall.
So her phone didn't charge.
That's it.
That kind of level.
So that's what we want.
A colleague that annoyed me, I poured a bottle of water through his bag.
Just that stuff.
Just the little things.
You guys are extreme of it, eh?
Is it a bit too extreme?
It is, but I also love it.
Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
Recently back from Bali, went on holiday last week.
Great trip.
Life changing, really.
It was life changing because you got engaged, mate.
Congratulations.
Thanks, man.
Turn 30, got engaged, got a free upgrade to premium economy on the way home.
that was amazing. That was an experience.
The three pillars of life.
Because I'd never upgrade myself
because I'm just not going to spend that kind of money
to upgrade myself. How did you get a free one?
It's with a credit card that I have.
You get a credit card?
Yeah.
Oh man.
What the thing is, okay, I got put onto it by a friend of mine
who got one of these AirPoint's credit cards.
And they cost like $100 a year.
But then you can make back like 300 airpoints.
So it's worth it if you want to get a bit of like.
That's a lot of airports.
You can make a lot of air points.
Yeah, yeah.
Depending on how much you use it, etc., etc.
But you also get a couple free Kourou Lounge vouchers and a free upgrade,
which I never get to use because I never always fly the cheapest, cheapest flight.
I never get to fly in New Zealand.
For this trip I was anyway, got upgraded.
Not even part of the story.
The part was that the woman next to me was very, very rude to me,
not having a bar of it.
So I did a little bit of low-level revenge,
and when she went to the bathroom, I stole her pudding
and made it look like the people hadn't given her a pudding.
And I ate it.
I never wanted it.
Evil, but I don't know.
kind of rate it.
On a low level.
Very low level.
So, 0800 the edge, what's your low level revenge you've done on something?
Like Harrison does it like to people all the time in the office.
Yeah, I always like, you know, if someone's, if someone has annoyed me, it's having
once.
Maybe a couple of times, but if someone's really annoyed me, I see them charging their phone,
I'll turn their charger off so their phone can't charge anymore.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Or when they leave the room, I'll fart in their coffee cup.
Okay, it's probably a little higher level.
But, oh, 100th of the edge, what's your low level revenge?
Kristen from Christchurch.
Welcome, eh.
How are you?
Long time.
No, no, I'm good.
Oh, good to hear from you.
What happened, Kristen?
So in my room, I've got one of those lights that have got the controller, the remote, that
dims it and changes colours or whatever.
And my partner actually kept losing the remote.
He'd put it on the end of the bed and you kick it off and you'd lose it.
So I went out and brought one where it has an app and I've changed it and, yeah, he ends up quite
confused as to where's the remote, how do I change the light?
and I tell them I don't know where the remote is
but in reality the remote's my phone now.
Oh, okay, so your low-level revenge
is he's never allowed to adjust the lights ever again.
Yeah, he lost his light privileges.
Okay, wow, I like that.
It's got to Graham in Hamilton.
Graham, what have you done, low-level revenge, too?
Yeah, a couple years ago in a previous job,
I had a lady that didn't like me too much.
So she used to reverse her car into the car park, which was against the brick wall,
and every lunch I may have just gone and gone on her keys and turned her car around.
Put it back in the same car park, but it was entertaining watching her think she was going a little bit crazy every day at the end of the day.
Wow.
I love that.
That is so low level.
I love it.
So she's backing it in so she's easy for her to get out and you're going, no, you're not.
I'm going to turn your car up.
That's amazing.
That's perfect.
Yeah, she thought she was going nuts.
Every day later.
I could have sworn.
You know, I used to do something similar, Graham, with my flat mate.
He used to think I was drinking his milk.
And so he'd put a line, like, he drew a lion on the milk bottle.
And so I used to go and pop it up with my milk.
So he thought he was going nuts because he was like,
he was getting more milk.
Yeah, it's pretty good.
I would have just redrawing the line.
Yeah, nice.
Oh, Graham, you're in cheating.
Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
and has a lot of ideas.
He's an ideas man, an entrepreneur, if you will.
And he's always trying to pitch different businesses to myself and Steph.
Will we fund them?
And will they make us millionaires?
Time will tell.
Steph's not here today, though.
So in the Shark Tank, we've got myself and producer, Nurse Sam.
Pitch your idea for us, Harrison.
Can you just start the music?
I was going to walk in, like, so I could really do it like a Shark Tank.
Yeah.
Welcome.
Do they introduce?
No, no.
I'll say stuff when I walk and you just play it.
Thank you.
Sharks.
Thank you for being here today.
I know it is your business to be here.
Thank you for having me.
Sorry.
Yes.
You started this while I was on holiday last week.
Yes.
This does feel like we're going to get a lawsuit for just copying Shark Tank.
Oh, what do we...
I've got it in front of top.
Dolphins.
Thank you for being here today.
Perfect.
I really appreciate being here on Dolphin Pool.
And I want to let you both know that.
Dolphins, that I apologize for the mess.
He's unzipped his jacket and he's opening his jacket up to us.
And there's food all over my shirt, isn't there?
There's so much food on there.
So much food.
So much food.
It's so annoying.
You know what I had?
Chips.
Chips on the way here to the dolphin pool today.
Chips did that?
Chips and I brushed it all over.
Looks like you've cleaned a crime scene.
Brushed it all over my shirt.
Dolphins you see in front of you a box
Yep
Put your hand into the box
Hmm
Okay
Pull it out
Yep
What is stuck to your fingers
Shit dolphins
What is that to your fingers
Dolphins
Oh you know
I don't actually know what that is
I'm not going to claim to
The finger hoods
That's right
Fingerhoods
Some would describe them as thimbles
But they're not
Fimble thimbles
They're finger hoods
And so that Dolphins is when you're having a pack of chips,
each finger is covered by a finger hood.
Attached together by a piece of string in the middle
so you can hang them up.
You're washed and you hang them over the line after, just to dry.
And they all stay together, and whenever you eat chips,
the dusting doesn't go all over your fingers,
it goes all over the finger hoods.
So you're expecting us to every single time we eat any food
individually cover all of our fingers.
Wouldn't it be easier to wear a glove?
Can I just do something?
Yep.
Now look at my shirt.
And that is after the finger hoods.
Do you not see anything on it?
Nothing.
Clean as a whistle.
How did you change your shirt?
You've been standing in front of us this whole time.
I'm wearing two jackets you didn't see.
Sharks, dolphins, questions?
Do you any questions, Nurse Sam?
Can we lick the hoods if we want to get the extra flavouring?
Dolphins, please lick your hoods.
Dolphin Sam, what do you taste?
The flavouring
Of mint.
This is so stupid. Dolphin, Sean, what do you taste?
This is so stupid. Habanero.
We have flavoured finger hoods.
No one's buying this.
No one's buying this.
You can buy this.
I'm taking a live phone call from an unknown number.
Are you calling to shut the segment down or do you want to invest?
No, is this the Edge radio station?
Yes.
Yeah.
Hey, I was just listening to you guys earlier.
Does I hear your presenter say correctly that Glastonbury is in Scotland?
Yes, is it not in Scotland?
Do we get that wrong?
Yeah, like, so unbelievably wrong.
It's in the southwest of the UK.
Like the complete opposite end.
Yes.
Okay, yeah.
Sorry, oh, Glasgow.
I was thinking of Glasgow.
Yes.
Okay, thank you.
Can I ask you a follow-up?
Sorry, thoughts on the finger hoods?
Thoughts on the what, sorry?
The finger hoods that's like the finger hoods that when you eat chips,
it doesn't get over your coat and your t-shirt, your fingers are clean.
Thoughts, would you invest?
$500.
No, no, no, not at all.
Okay, well, thanks for informing us on Glass & Bree.
Don't be rude about it.
She doesn't want to buy your finger hood.
Be creative and be original and it's just, you know, get shut down like that.
We really need to learn geography, Harrison.
Talking about a different musicist for the mind pitchie.
I'm out.
Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Hemp.
Harrison.
Kaylee Bell is going on tour.
I'll tell you more about it same.
But first, did you know she's psychic Harrison?
No, a singer.
It's a pronounced Sean.
Singer.
No, she's a singer, but she's also psychic because...
Do you remember...
No, she's the main.
I don't think she's the sidekick.
I think she's the lead in it.
Oh, psychic, sorry, with a silent pee.
I'll just say it the first time.
Do you remember when Tate McCray predicted the Super Bowl?
Oh, yeah, thanks.
So when you were away a couple weeks ago, me and Steph,
we're trying to find a Kiwi artist who would talk to us
and try and predict the rugby, super rugby final,
the Crusaders' chiefs.
Nice.
And Kaylee Bell came through and did it,
and this was her prediction.
I have to say I do have massive lenience towards the Crusaders.
Will Jordan is within our family,
so definitely got a big Crusaders following amongst the Balfano,
but I'm going to predict it.
I'm going to say Crusaders 27-22.
Now, while she wasn't right on the score,
the Crusaders did win by about a quarter,
which is what she kind of predicted.
Yep.
That is pretty accurate.
You can almost say the boys are out there
In the field, boots and all
Exactly
Anyway, weird segue
But Kaylee Bell, we love it a bit
Because she is the only one who responded to our request
To do that interview
But she is going on tour
Heading the road this November
For her cowboy up tour
She's heading to Wally, Auckland
Invercargo, Dunners
Cross Church
And you can win a double pass to see her right now
Call 800 the edge
Want to give it away to a Kaylee Bell fan
If you like it by the country music
Pre-stale starts this Thursday, midday.
Tickets on sale Monday.
You're going to do a bit of country.
Boy, I love country music.
You know, I've been doing these ho-down parties recently, DJing them.
And I've been playing a lot of Kaylee Bell's music.
Yes.
And my favourite song right now, what is it?
What's your favourite song right now?
Salem 3.
It's a country song.
One, two, three.
Good news.
That's not a Kaylee Bell song.
It's just Shabuzis.
Yeah, I know.
She's not going to play it.
You're not going to put it into a cover.
You don't know.
She does lots of covers.
Oh, 800 of the years.
Who do we have here?
Hello.
Yeeha.
Yeah, no.
Here we got in there.
Howdy.
Howdy?
Howdy.
This is Miles.
Mark?
Miles.
Oh, Miles.
Oh, Miles.
We're about to you calling from, bro.
New Plymouth.
Oh, she's not coming.
New Plymouth.
She's not coming to New Plymouth, Miles.
I was.
I know I'm brokenhearted, but I'll go wherever she is.
She is the best.
All right.
Well, would you go to Wellington?
Is that close to your point with?
That's the closest day.
Absolutely.
All right, Miles.
You're going to Wellington, me.
Bravo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.
The Edge.
We have producer Sam, Phil and Sam, Nurse Sam.
We've been calling you.
What are we going on with?
We need a name.
We need a little, little.
We need a name.
I'm going to nurse Sam.
I'm just going to go Nurse Sam and people just going to have to realize that it's the producer.
Yeah.
Or that we're rich enough to have a nurse on standby.
Do you want to be called Nurse Sam?
nurse Sam or what?
I don't, but it could be like a working progress.
Oh, if you don't want to be called a...
I left that life, I left it behind.
What do you want to go with?
Producer Sam?
Yeah, producer Sam.
It's good, yeah.
Producer Sam.
We're like boring.
We'll work on something else.
Well, we might have a new name at the end of this bit because Sam is living a lie.
A lot of Kiwis probably faced this with the Super Rugby final.
A couple weeks back or a week and a half ago, the Crusaders versus the Chiefs.
Now actually, earlier we played a highlight of Kaylee Bell predicting the outcome of it, The Crusaders, beating the Chiefs.
But you're living a bit of a lysam in that you pretend to be a rugby fan, but truthfully, you don't really know what's going on.
Yes, absolutely.
So, like, I'll go to my friends rugby.
You know, you go over to people's houses and you have beers and snacks and stuff, and you watch the rugby and you get involved.
And you yell at the TV because it's all exciting and stuff.
But I have no idea what's going on.
I don't understand it.
I don't get it.
Same with so many Kiwis as well.
Before we get into it, I just want to let you know,
you are loved, you are welcome, and everyone.
There's a lot of people out there in the same boat as you.
Thank you.
And I'm a little bit there, to be honest.
I've gotten to rugby later in life.
I'm not a rugby guy and I'm learning more about it.
But for a lot of years, Sam, that was me.
Yeah.
I was there going, yeah, oh, Riff.
Oh, I don't really know what's going on.
But you're like to the point where you actually don't know what sport be playing, eh?
No, like, so there's rugby and there's league.
I know touch, because.
it's the touching.
But like, is the union?
I don't know.
Yeah, it's one of them.
And then, yeah, I don't know.
And then, like, I don't know if the blows are like, are they rugby?
Not the other one.
That's okay.
I know this and you're confusing me just talking about it.
So it's a brave thing to admit.
We're not going to make fun of you.
Because people don't know what they don't know.
But we will play a game with you.
We're going to throw some teams out there.
And you're just going to guess what sport they're playing.
Sport?
Whether it's rugby or rugby?
League.
Okay.
God,
do you need the definition
of sport?
No, no, no, no.
No, I see.
Cool.
The way you get sport?
Yeah, the physical games stuff.
Okay.
Now, this might be fun
for people listening at home
as well to learn this.
Big one that you'll hear a lot
of up the wiles nowadays.
You hear a lot of that.
Do you know what sport
the Warriors play?
Rugby.
Are you serious?
Which rugby?
There's different kinds of rugby?
So rugby or rugby league are the two types?
Or rugby or touch?
Rugby league?
Yes.
He didn't seem sure.
I'm not sure.
Correct.
All right.
Harrison, you throw a team out there.
The Blues.
Who do you think the blues are?
Rugby or rugby league?
Rugby.
Good.
It's good.
Okay, what about the hurricanes?
The Hurricanes.
The Hurricanes. I have rugby.
Nice.
She's good.
I'm guessing.
How many rugby league teams are in the NRL representing New Zealand?
The Warriors is one.
I'll give you a clue.
What's the NRL?
Like the Rugby League tournament.
Okay.
I don't know.
Five?
No, it's just the Warriors.
You're doing surprisingly well so far, because off-air you're getting these all-wrought.
I feel like you're guessing them.
I am totally guessing them.
I don't know.
Do you know what sport the All-Blacks play?
Rugby.
Yeah, good.
Okay.
That's the third place to start.
Do you know what team Sean Johnson plays for?
Oh, that's good.
No.
A team.
Yeah.
What are the team options, like the blues or warriors or like...
Or the hurricane.
Oh, my gosh.
He plays the Warriors.
He plays with the Warriors.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, he's just the Warriors.
Okay.
So the rule of thumb, I guess, is the only rugby league.
The Warriors.
Okay.
That's about it.
The different ones.
The Warriors, they're not in the same league as the blues and the rest of them.
So then who do that?
do they play? They got no one to play.
Australians. Oh, so it's only international
games they play? Yeah. I wouldn't know
they do play here sometimes.
They do their whole stadium.
Let's all go watch a game
one day. Maybe a daily segment.
Maybe. Maybe. You educate you a bit, even though
the seasons are both ending. You study
a little bit on the rules of rugby
and will tomorrow will come and play you some
clips and see if you're a good reaction of what's
going on. Okay.
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Steph and Harrison. The Edge.
Hey, thanks for listening to the podcast.
Hope you enjoyed it.
Good to be back.
Good to be back on the show today.
Yeah, welcome back, mate.
I've got...
I've had some cracker.
I've had some cracker in my throat.
You've got to stop blaming on the cracker.
Can I be completely else with you?
Yeah.
Everyone in the office, everyone in the office
who people behind the curtain has COVID right now.
It's looking pretty empty.
A lot of people are away.
Everyone's away.
And you're coming back from a trip from Bali, may I say.
Hacking away like that.
and then going, oh yeah, I had a cracker and it's stuck in my throat a bit.
I don't.
You know, I do.
Because I share them with you.
My vital eats and I've got vital eats and I've got vital eats.
If anyone knows you've got a vital eat crumb done the wrong thing, it can be devastating.
Sort of all bird seed.
Anyway, I've been coughing through the office.
Wait, can I ask you also?
Everyone thinks I've got COVID.
I don't.
Did you get barley belly?
No, I didn't.
But my partner's sister was just like everyone was healthy all-trip.
Chanted at the airport on our way out.
Ew.
yuck.
Well, it is, yuck, isn't it? Chundering.
Yeah, but I mean, poor thing.
I chundered in the weekend.
It drank too much.
Did you really?
Yeah, I did.
Haven't chundered for a little?
Fuck me, sorry, mate.
drinks in a while.
What was it?
Um, was two Shiketsu's, two thunderdunk whiskeys.
Give me the receipts, okay?
Two thunder don't know.
I can give you the receipt, too, um, two R-rated cans.
They call R-rated.
You know the hard ones?
Yeah, you've already mixed too much yet.
So you've gone three different mixes.
So I started with those.
went to bowling, had two Shiketsu's,
came back, filmed a video,
and I had to have a glass of whiskey on the rocks.
And that same whiskey as an espresso martini,
and then had another hard one,
and then last night I couldn't sleep.
Because I wasn't pissed.
I mean, you'd think so,
but instead of my stomach and everything was terrible.
I'd know what I've ever lived.
I haven't talked to about this today.
So I don't like to bang on about it.
But I literally got to sleep.
fuck probably like five o'clock
I was up at seven
I had such a bad sleep
I also thought there was an intruder in the house
I'll talk about on the show tomorrow
but someone's been robbing our houses
in their block
really? And so I've been real scared that we've got an intruder
oh god
yeah shit that's not good mate
anyway what is you ought to talk about this podcast
I don't know I've got a topic that I wanted to bring up
that's a theory I want to try
like yeah um
because I was in Bali for a week
and I drank a lot of bin tang
What is that?
It's a local beer.
Really good.
They're really good beers.
What are you compare it to?
It's like a week at Asahi.
A weak one.
Week at Asahi.
Sorry, I still got vitamin wet in the throat.
Fucking hell.
You were giving me COVID now?
It was going to be insane.
And we're staying at some nice villas.
And they've all got like TVs in the room.
And obviously we're in Bali, so I'm not watching much TV.
But I am also in Bali.
So I'm coming back to the room quite steamed every night from drinking bin tanks at the sun and then going for dinner.
And you'll come home and just chuck on whatever.
Netflix logged in the TV, watch an episode of something
fall asleep. And the
thing I want to pitch to you is
that I've started a new Netflix
account called Drunk Sean
and one that's called Sean. Because I found
I was ruining my own algorithm
when I came home drunk.
So something on the verge of tears. It's just
vital weight in the throat. What's drunk should watch?
Crazy things.
And also like I'll watch ahead of
things and then I will like forget what I've watched
so I've got to watch it the next day and I'll be like
Yeah, I'll be like, I don't know what I'm watching.
That's when I used to get baked and watch things.
Yeah.
I've watched this series.
Like, better cool soul.
I've watched that first episode upwards of 12 times.
I'm like, fuck, I'm over-watching the first episode.
I've never finished it properly.
We shouldn't admit this so.
It's a podcast.
It's for the real fans.
It was outrageous.
Anyway, so that's my idea.
Maybe you can do it for that then.
Starting a new account.
Yeah.
So that, you know, you don't ruin your algorithm.
So I watch some crazy shit.
I know you, man.
And I watched the finale of the White Lotus drunk the latest season.
Kind of forgot about it.
We just watched another show, and I finale and I was drunk and kind of forgot about it.
Yeah.
I've got a drinking problem.
It just happens to be times.
You know, when you go out with you, you get this, but even in Bali,
you go out and do things with your partner or not,
or you're busting to watch something.
You know, I'm going to get to finish the finale.
White Lotus is up, I'm going to go after this event or this party we were at.
It's like, we have to go home watch the finale.
Yeah.
But I'm steamed.
To we watch it, then wake the next day.
I'm like, I don't know if I really remember that.
You can't do that.
That's what I'm saying.
Drunk Netflix, sober Netflix.
Anyway, I'm going to go and clear my throat out.
Do a test, baby.
Maybe do a test.
You know, I hope you enjoyed the podcast.
Hopefully Steph's back tomorrow.
Full team, full steam.
I love you dearly.
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