The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #95: Harrison reckons he’s a human shazam..

Episode Date: July 1, 2025

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This is a podcast from Rover. Hey guys, welcome to the podcast. Thanks for clicking on this. Some big moments today. I got engaged finally. Yay! Oh, yes, we get Jeannie on because she technically didn't say yes or no

when Sean proposed in Bali last week. So today we finally do get an answer. Also, Harrison's got talent or does he? I do. Give you the hint. He does it. You find out. Not today.

I love the riddle, though. Thank you. was good. That was very good. Oh, are you still recording? Yeah. And wait to the end, guys, because Sean has given us presents from Bali. Oh, yeah, Bali Gifts. Yeah. Great for you.

Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Welcome to the show. It is The Edge. Sean, Steph and Harrison, it is 3pm on the dot. And for the first time in a week and a half, can I say full team, full steam. Huge. Huge.

Huge. Jeff, welcome back. It was off yesterday with a sick little baby Rocco. And then here today on mid. him all sleep. Oh my God, yeah, I'll get into this in a minute, but yeah, he's got croup. And so parents out there, you'll know what hell that is at night time. They just can't sleep. They just start coughing, can't stop. It's really, really horrible. But let's start the show with some other big exciting news, because I haven't actually been on the show with you yet, Sean, since the big life update.

Although, no, we actually can't congratulate Sean, can we? Nah, not quite. There's been a bit of an era there, Sean. A huge era. It's been an era. If you're listening, I got engaged last week when I was in Bali. I proposed to that. What do you mean?

Well, Sean, we're not actually sure if you are engaged or not. I know that you did like the bent down on knee and had the ring and said, will you marry me? Yes. She cried. She put the ring on. What did she? Did she confirm? She didn't actually say yes, did she?

She didn't confirm. That's an issue for an engagement, mate. I don't know if you've done this before, but that doesn't actually, isn't it how it works. They do have to confirm that they do want to get engaged to you. So they don't actually say yes, it's not a fish. Doesn't count. So later on on the show, we're actually going to call your, like, his girlfriend, isn't she? Girlfriend, Jeannie.

Call the muscles. It has a ring, a very expensive ring that I bought it. Not to double check, to re, well, to do the proposal properly. Yeah. Is that all good with you, man? No, it's not. You should have made me propose. It's the most personal thing you want to just do it on the show.

Yeah, but you're like, flunked it. It's for you, Sean, because you need to know. whether it is actually a yes or a no. Are you engaged or are you not? We're doing you a favour. You're not, mate. Your avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. It is time for you to maybe win

$1,000 with easy money. I forgot how to do my job. I've been away on holiday. The edge. The easy money. But while I've been away, BNZ have come on board to make easy money a little bit easier. We're going to give you $100 cash

so you can kickstart your money goals just for playing wherever you start from, BNZ has the expert advice and tools you need at every step of your journey. So I-800-the-edge, we will give you a letter between E&Z 30 seconds, 10 questions, $1,000 up for grabs. Nice, there you go, Lucan, an easy $100 just for calling up. How about that? Thank you. Thank you very much. Great. And Euriken, you've got this in the bag, Loken. You're feeling confident?

Yes, I am. I'm sure I can do this. Logan, it says here, the producer has written down, thinks he's a quiz master. What's up with that, mate? Well, I didn't do quiz master, but there was a quiz that happened at my hometown's local district club. It was actually hosted by one of the guys for more FM. Whoa. Yeah, my team got about, I think it was second place, or maybe it was fair place, but we still ended up getting away for a lot of prizes, including like a Bluetooth speaker and a portable toaster.

Toaster. Pretty up there. You know what? I love that about you, Lurkin, because not enough people in the world will brag about coming second place in a pub quiz. That's pretty cool. But you win a Bluetooth speaker. That's amazing. You've won.

Second place is very good in the public. I've never come top three. Come to one of our pop night, pop quiz nights, Lucan. We'll give away way better stuff than that. More effem. I would if there's one nearby. No, we don't, because I hosted one recently, and the prizes. We're not like that.

Okay, Lucan. What letter are you hoping for right now? Pardon? What letter do you are between E and Z? Um Hmm What's the I'll go with P

Is that what he's got P? P? P? P? P? Yeah! P?

Did you say P? We got P. Lukin, you got P Pchon. Okay, P for Pchunia. P for Pekan. P for potato crisps

Okay, Lucan. So 10 categories You'll need to come up with an answer for all 10 with the letter P Words that begin with the letter P. 30 seconds, no repeated answers.

And your time will begin when I say the first category. You can pass whenever you like, and hopefully we'll have time to get back to the one you've passed on. Okay, Lucan, are you ready? I'm ready. Here we go with the letter P. Lucan, please name for us for $1,000, a type of bird. Um, um, um,

Pook-eco. A kitchen utensil. A pick, like a toothpick. A town in New Zealand. Um, uh, okay now. A crime. Um, who, uh, um, pass. A movie.

Oh, um, uh, uh, blank. Time. Time, sorry, uh, Luke. Lurken. Sorry. Don't apologize, mate. We're sorry. I can only give you two there, mate,

out of the ten. Okay. This is a bit of a tough score. Because a kitchen utensil, you said pick. I probably wouldn't have let that slide. Because you need the tooth with it, don't you? Yeah.

The tooth is the first word. And a crime is something else you passed. You could have said petty theft, piracy. That was a howl. I was trying to think of a crime. Piracy, of course. Yeah. I'm sorry, Lurken.

That was quite hard, eh? Yeah, it was. It was harder than it felt like it would have been. It's always harder when you play. Hey, well, you've won $100, thanks to B&Zer, Loken. Congrats, mate. Coming up next on the show, Steph is operating on very minimal sleep today. What, half an hour?

Yeah, a little baby's sick, guys. It's going around. Wash your hands. Wear a mask. Wash your hands. Don't be touching. Just wash your babies. Your Arvoh's Head Harder with Sean, Steph, and Hens.

Harrison. Steph is currently operating on what, half an hour's sleep, Steph? Yeah, I mean, at a guess. And so, I reckon parents out there can relate to this. I really want to do fun things with my 14-month-old on the weekend. It's like the time where we can spend together as a family, and I've been eyeing up this place for ages. It's like an indoor.

It's called Inflatable World, which is so cool. I'd be lying if I say I hadn't looked into it for myself. I don't have a kid. I mean, so fun. And it was a rainy day on Saturday, So I was like, perfect, let's go. It was indoors. So many people, as you can imagine,

the first official day of school holidays. And I don't really think about this, but just probably germs galore. And you want to do something fun with your kid, but then they just end up getting sick. So that's exactly what's happened. It really kicked in yesterday. And that's why I wasn't on the show.

I was at home with Rocker, my boy, and just the worst night's leap. But I won't whar on about it because it's boring. But, yeah, not going to lie. had about half an hour last night. That's crazy. It's tough to do a drive show on that kind of sleep. Well, I'm just, I'm having my third coffee now, might need a fourth. Well, look, we're empathetic towards that man, Harris and R.

So we've gone and put our heads together, and we've gotten it, so don't give those to Rocco. But we've also come up with a segment called, Wake up, Steph, everybody's wiggling. Wake up, Steph. We really need to. Wake up, Steph. So there's a ways that we're going to try and work. Wake up Steph this afternoon.

We've come up with some things that... Steve. We've come up with some things that usually will wake us up at night. Okay. But this will wake me up right now. Yeah, for starters, like when you're trying to have a sleep and your flatmate gets up and starts making a smoothie, you should have flick through the different tabs there.

One to two to one to two. Oh, yeah. Sorry, one more minute. Do you know what's worse? I lived in like a brick and tile unit one time, and my direct neighbour right next door to me where she had a wall used to do that at 5am. and so you can't even tell them off

because you don't know who they are. Yeah. So annoying. Steph, shut your eyes. Oh, God. Oh, no. What's happening? Oh, no, Kever.

What? The lights have gone black in the studio. Harrison stepped under the desk. Oh, God. I'm holding a really hot coffee. Well, what are you going to do? How do you feel? I'm scared.

See, nothing was going to have. It was anticipation. You didn't do anything. That was going to wake you up, but you can't sleep and you're scared. You don't want to know. Thank God I'm not wearing a scared. General of also keeps me up

is of noxiously heavy drum and bass music so we're just going to quickly listen You can't sleep through that It's actually doing a great job Steph close your eyes again I'll tell you when to open them Okay They're closed oh god

What are you going to do to do it? Whoa That was good eh Pretended to throw a basketball at Steph All right Steph quick fire questions Steph open your eyes look at me Ah ha ha Harrison just pretended to throw a cup of coffee

There's nothing in there I'm awake If two cars are at a perpendicular intersection, both turning left, which one has the right of way? You do? Steph, explain Brexit. Um, no. Steph. Do you feel awake?

It's all awake. Okay, I'm glad. Yeah, I think it was the, um, yeah, it was definitely the jewelers that did it. And then the drummer bass was perfect. Wake up, Steph. She's awake. Wake up Steph. Don't worry, everybody here I am.

Wake up, Steph. You're missing all the flag. Okay. The five-star fact is coming up next. If you missed it yesterday, after about 93 attempts, I say about, I know the exact number, it's 93. I got a five-star fact, although I only had two of the three judges. So, Steph, I've been asked to re-perform the fact for you this afternoon. Hopefully to finally tick off the box and have a five-star fact.

Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. And I'm on a journey to provide you with a five-star fact. Sean's five-star fact. And what a journey it's been, guys. 93 facts in. Oh my God. Really? So many. It's a lot.

Wow. We are your judges, Sean. We decide whether your fact is indeed worthy of five stars. We're looking for originality, shareability and performance. A few other things that we're also looking for. Obviously, that connection to the fact. We want to have a fact that's relatable to us. Good passion behind the fact.

Obviously, you know, good rhythm and mana. and can't be too long, can't be too short, et cetera, no war, no numbers, no X, no scientific words, no back chat. You were away yesterday, Steph. I did get a five-star fact yesterday. I don't believe it. Let me hear it.

Let me hear what happened. Fortunately, unfortunately, whatever you want to take it as? It's a five-star. That, my friend. Wow! It's a five-self. Oh my God. That was cool.

Wow. I liked that yesterday. That was the moment. What was the fact? Well, this is it, because I do need a five-star. start from all three judges. So I've got Judge Harrison Keith residing, Judge Nurse Sam in the producer booth there. And then, Steph, you weren't here yesterday. So I did get a fight from Sam.

I did get a fight from Harrison. But have now been asked, which is crazy to me, to redo the fact for a full judging panel. Yeah. Yeah, well, I do. It is Sean Stephen Harrison in the show. So I think it is important that one of those people are here to judge the fact for a five-star. It's just crazy to me that YouTube. get to judge it again. I've already got your five stars and now I've got a chance.

It's the way you decided to play and me you didn't have to do that fact yesterday. And after thinking about it, I think it's maybe not actually a five. What? No. Wow.

Before the heaven announced it again, haven't even let me do it. Wow. Oh my God. I love that. Okay. Wait, let's hear the fact. What's the fact?

The five star fact is. No, just the fact is. The five star fact is. The five star fact is. The five star fact is. is the average chairman produces enough saliva in their lifetime to fill two swimming pools. Ooh. Whoa, what size swimming pools?

Does it say? Kidney. A kidney-shaped family swimming pool? Correct. A kidney-shaped swimming pool. Two of them. Yes. Okay, so that was the first thing I asked yesterday.

Really? Yeah, kidney. Kidney. What's the leaderage on a? on a kidney-shaped pool these days. The total amount of saliva equates to roughly 100,000 gallons or 25,000 litres. Wow, right. So a lot.

That's disgusting. It is gross. I love that fact. I'm not surprised you guys loved it too. It's got everything. It's reminding me of summer. It's reminding me of saliva, which is reminding me of food that I like to eat and other things. Oh my God, it's happening.

Sean. Oh, my God, it's happening. I, Shut up. I, Stephanie and Monks, would hereby like to give you, Sean, insert middle name, Hill. You don't know my middle name. David?

Yep. Yes. A five star rating. Oosh. It's good. I think it's got everything we're looking for. Good mana. You believed in the fact.

No, wars, no numbers. Wow. But I asked for the numbers. I thought it was perfect. You had stats to back it up. no one's a really good fact That's amazing A five star fact

Yeah well we're just going to clarify That isn't Steph's vote from For yesterday This is a vote for today's new fact Yeah so that's five star from you yesterday Five stars from Sam yesterday And five stars from Steph No so that's five star today

Yeah I think I mean Nurse Sam may agree I think the audacity To come back today and say The exact same fact Yeah And expect five stars

Bit of a low blow brother I'm not super state with that You guys asked me To repeat it I don't think I asked to repeat it You said I gotta do it for fear A few minutes ago Yeah maybe

Maybe off here or something But not as a No on here a few moments A few minutes ago You said the full judging quote Board needs to hear the fact Yeah I mean in general

For it to be a five-star fact Yes To hear that fact again No Caprived So had I been here yesterday Different story Five-star fact Just throw it out

Yeah But the comeback today and do the same fact, which is kind of against our rules. Right. Hey, it's a zero. You can't do that. You can't do that. You can't do the same fact through a day. What? Oh, Sean, that's heartbreaking. Sam, producer Sam. Yes, Sean.

Five stars again. Surely. I want to say no, Sean. I mean, it's original. It's shareable and the performance was good. But. I just got engaged. But, you know, and with further thought, it's really not a useful. fact. We can't apply it to everyday life. It's not going to improve our lives. This is rubbish. You guys were both so high on it yesterday. Steph's high on it. I've done everything right.

No, upon reflection, it is not very relatable to winter. I'm going back down to like four and a half. Screw you all. Your avos hit harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Guys, I'm going to publicly announce something that maybe is quite private, but I just want to put that

out there to kind of scare people off. I guess you could say. So I live in like a area of about 10 houses that are identical to each other. Oh, okay, like a townhouse. Yes. What's your address? Not going to say that.

But what I will say. Street name. Because I'm about to get robbed. What? I'm about to get robbed. And I know it's coming. I do. What do you mean?

This sounds crazy. This is a true story. The other day a guy knocked on my door. He's from house number nine And he goes, hey, did you see nobody pull up and blah blah At this time of the day and everything? I was like, nah He's like, oh, someone's coming and's taking everything from my house

Everything like, couch, bed, everything possible And then I was like Who's stealing a bed? I know, it's impractical just to move a queen-sized mattress And they looked at the camera is 10 a m in the morning Oh my God So it could be any time And that would have just looked like someone's like moving out

Yes And then yesterday no word of a lie. Number eight comes knocking at the door. Goes, hey, have you seen anybody up the drive taking heaps of stuff? They've taken everything, my bed, my couch, everything. I'm like, oh gosh, what time was it?

She's like, 11 o'clock at night. So I'm like, oh, so this burglar is working down the houses. I won't say what number of house I am, but I'm in the top three. They're getting closer. I'm in the top three. I know.

I'm very close. What the heck? Do you think they're just like watching the whole kind of set of houses? I'm going to all the same, right? They'll break in the exact same way. They know how to do it. Isn't that bit scary? It's super scary.

They're super scary. They're all serious. It's quite scary. What are you going to do? Well, I've gone out and prepped a bit. Did you get a firearm? I did. You should burby trap your house like home alone. Well, I've started doing little things.

All my gates are now padlocked. Clever. Padlock codes. I have also tested if you can unlock a coded lock. You can. Okay. So I'll set a lock, a number, a three-digit number. And then I reckon I could hack it.

I can hack it quite easily. Oh, okay. So I'm going to have to go out and get different padlocks, maybe just key. Get a padlock for the padlock? Yeah, I think I need to put it for the padlock. So I've got about four padlocks at the moment running. Okay. Cricket bats?

Got two cricket bats. The thing is, I'm pretty short, though. I've heard about someone breaking into someone's house. someone having a cricket bat in their bedroom, and they actually got charged for using it against the burglar. No, not good sportsmanship. No, no, because it's like premeditated violence, which is crazy.

But in New Zealand, I think you should watch the laws for that one. Okay, because I'm seriously sleeping with the next of my bed. Yeah. Have you seen the Home Alone films? Here's what I'm thinking. Handful of scattered Lego by the front door, always. I've got a lot of Lego line around. What about open tins of paint?

A loose tarantula somewhere in the property. Yeah, marbles. Marbles. That's good. Ice, I think I tried that last night. I put down a bit of ice by the front door. Okay, like cubes of ice? Yeah, it melts.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it was just a bit of a puddle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I put the wheelie bins in front of the gate this morning. They were tipped over. Like, you know, like I put them against the gate, they were tipped over. Wind? Could be wind.

I've also started putting the chairs behind the door from the inside, just when they open it. They can't. Yeah, that's clever. Oh, scary. They're skewed. What are you doing this situation? I'd be worried of putting the wheelie bins by the gate, though, because they could use that as like a ladder.

Yeah. Yeah. This is really good. Well, I don't know. This is God. I'm just trying to say, any burglars out there, bugger off, please don't come through. Yeah, and Harrison's addressed one more time just to make sure the message is really clear. I'm not going to say exactly, but I am at the point where I'm probably just going to have to put everything outside.

I just come. You know what? I'm going to flip this. Come, I'm sick of the countdown to the top three. Come now. Come to and pick it up, please. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. And who's watching this new season of Love Island? God, it's good.

Oh, it's doing no good for my seasonal depression. Honestly, just sitting down when it's so cold and blustery and raining outside, saying, like, hot people in Mayorka and, like, just togs and swimming and having fun, I'm just like, ugh. You've really got to get on it, Harrison. Well, I've, like, watched so many seasons of the show, but the last two years I've just taken a break because it's a lot to take in.

Yeah, it's a lot of hours, a lot of them doing nothing. Yeah. And it puts a bit of a, yeah, it puts a bit of strange mental health sometimes. So I find it quite mind-numbing. No, sometimes it puts a little bit. It is a little bit. Yeah. Sometimes I come away from watching it and go,

I'm dumber now than I was an hour ago. It could do the opposite, though. Sometimes you're like, wow, I am smart. compared to other people out there. It's inspired me recently because this new season of Love Island, UK, you can watch on TVNZ. Hashtag not SponCon,

just want to let you know where it is. It's made me join the gym again. Okay, let's unpack that because is it just like seeing all these rip-daz people stuck on an island is just motivating to you or you want to be like them? Okay. Every time I watch Love Island,

it makes me want to get in better shape. Yeah. Which is the positive. Fair enough. Yeah. Yeah. They look good. I have Googled how to hire a treadmill

from the exact same thought train. So that you can watch Love Island and still work out at the same time. So I did. I got a Les Mills membership. Wow. You've really gone there. Big time. I'm in Les Mills bro now, so if anyone wants to buy my course.

I'm also a life coach because I go to Les Mills. Yeah, Les Mills is quite the Flash one too. Yeah. People don't know that. It's probably the Flash's Jim out. And I made a rash purchase for it and you get locked into a 12 months. So I'm feeling that I'm going to regret it. How can I curious how much?

is it? Just to let people know. I actually don't know. It's like about $30 a week. Holy! Motivating though. That's what I got now. That's the thing. I have to. Okay. That's exciting. Touchback in October.

Anyway, I go to the gym. First day there, I'm nervous because it's a very flashed gym. A lot of really, really like, gymbrose there. And I walk into the bathroom. And first thing I see is a full naked man standing there in front of me. Nice. all frontal. And I'm no stranger to naked men at the gym. I've been to gyms before. Yudan-Harrison, naked men in the changing room.

Normal happens. Especially older men. Steph, does that happen with women in the changing room? Oh yes. I've seen many middle-aged woman blow-drying her pubs. Exactly. So that happens a lot. That happens. Now, what was different about this particular instance is usually you'll get the guys and

maybe you'll get a leg up on the chair or whatever, but it's always, you know, everyone's facing away from you. They're trying to keep their privacy. This was me and one other man in the changing room. I was walking in there literally just as a reconnaissance mission to just find out where the bathrooms were and what the showers were. I was just on the tour.

I was just on the tour. But I was by myself. Got it. It was a weird thing to do. Walking around the bathroom, I'm fully closed. There's a naked guy in there. He sees me coming. He turns towards me. Like his little person was the needle on a compass and I was due north. Oh wow. He just went, ooh, turned towards me. Eye contact.

Eye contact. eye contact. I was like, oh. Oh. Looked at him. Wait, what eye? My eyes. Your eye.

I was fully closed. I looked at his eyes. Okay. Okay. Then I looked at his eye. Oh. Then I looked back at his eye. Because you can he's naked.

Yeah. And then I was like, oh, looked away. Notice he was still staring at me and walking to the other side of the changing room. And I was like, oh, well, I'll come back and look another time. Walked out. It was weird, man. Like naked but so confident. What if he was like there to meet someone maybe that he'd been chat?

to and maybe he thought that you were him. Maybe that was it. Was he, Paddo? Was he attractive? I don't want to judge whether someone was attractive or not. He wasn't my type. Was he an older guy's? Older, maybe mid-40s. Oh yeah.

You're right, so Steph, it could have been, nut. Could have been. I think hookups do happen in the bathrooms at these gyms. See, personally for me, and I am a straight man, but if there was a young guy about my age, maybe, they're naked, staring at me with his downstairs out, I would have looked away Wouldn't you?

No, that's true, we'll be able to... Yeah, let's do a stare-off, for sure, we can do this. Staring contest? Yeah. On the spot. That's pretty cool, but it depends on the type and everything, I think what's happening is you're experimenting with your bisexuality, and that's beautiful. Maybe, or I'm just, I respect it and go, yes, good on you. I wish I could, do you know?

Yeah. You could, you could, you know? Yeah. You could. Anyway, it was a bit interesting, and I wanted to open the phones right now. As you said, Steph, it was the perfect example with the blow dryer on the... Which is crazy. I didn't think pubs get wet.

I thought it was like water for ducks back with pubs. So why are you blow drying them? Wait, why are you asking me? I don't know. I didn't know. No, it's not you? Nurse Sam. Actually, no, no, no. Coming up next, 0800 the edge.

Gym changing room stories. What's the worst thing you've seen in a gym changing room? Can we open up to swimming pools as well? Because that's where I saw the hair drying. Yeah. A lot of swimming pool. Swimming pool changing rooms. Gym changing rooms.

the worst thing you've seen. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. What are your crazy gym changing room stories? 0,800 The Edge. I've joined a new gym recently and day one in there. Not only did I see a naked man go full frontal to me, which is not unusual to Jim,

but he maintained eye contact and kind of moved. He saw me and then pivoted towards me full front. So it was just a lot. Yeah, I mean, changing rooms, a lot. A lot happens, Sean. A lot happens. And very evident. 3343 is our text line.

All across Altero, naked people love changing rooms, apparently. What about this message? Three middle-aged naked ladies I saw just sitting down having chats. That happens a lot. Older people. Yeah. Yeah. In the changing room.

Yeah. Well, apparently. Just sitting there. Not even getting changed. Yeah, leaving it a lot. Someone else. A guy I saw in a changing room. naked cutting his toenails.

Yeah, that adds up. That adds up. I've done that actually personally. Naked. Yeah, naked. You can't wait until you get home. We'll have a shower that night. Nah. Nah. Someone's next to I'm unsure about this one.

Saw a man standing in the changing area, naked, pissing down the drain on the floor. Oh. Seas stood there, found that little drain hole in the floor. Oh my gosh. She started pissing down it. Would you guys pee? You know how, I mean, everyone does it, admit it or not,

but you do, pee's in the shower. I don't, but yeah. You do. I don't. Well, you do. But I don't. You do. Now, people would say this and I go, honestly, don't.

It's disgusting. Hold on up. Harrison, you've never peed in the shower. I mean, I have probably once in my life. No, everyone does that. I swear in my life. Why would you do that? My question was going to be, would you ever pee in the shower at a gym?

Yeah. Oh, that's probably where I've done it. Oh, yeah, I have done it there. But not your own shower? Not my shower. What? Gym shower, for sure, not mine. You're rather pissing your own shower.

Yeah. Did a public shower. I have to. I can't have a shower without weighing. That makes no sense. Just the sound of the shower makes me go. Even just thinking about it makes me want to go right now. Sometimes I'll get in the shower just for a way. Okay, I've never done that.

That's a show. That's crazy. Should we go to the phones? What crazy shenanigans have you seen at a changing room? Alec on 0800 the edge? So I've seen a guy also at Lesmos was sitting there completely naked and decided he's going to put his socks on first. So he sat down on the bench and brought his one leg like up to his knees

and everything was just like there. What's psycho starts with the socks. Insane. That is insane. I'm sorry, mate. I'm sorry, Alec. That's insane. Especially at a changing room because if you think about it,

like you're dealing with kind of wet, damp, maybe tiles or concrete flooring. If you're in your socks, you can't put your shoes on after that because you need to put outies and pants on. Oh, you're taking them back off. Standing in your socks on a gym floor to do the rest of it. But if you're trying to look hot for someone else in the changing room, just socks isn't hot. It's not a look.

Well. What about this though, Sean? What about socks, nothing else and a t-shirt? T-shirt. Like for Winnie the Poeing. That sounds all right. Pretty attractive to me. Pliny the pooing.

Yeah. I like that. Thanks for your call, Ella. God, some of your text is coming through. I can't actually read some of these out. Some of those you can't say. Pretty revealing. That didn't happen, Tim.

Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. This is Harrison's Got Talent. Oh, yes, I have a lot of skills, guys. I have a lot of skills. Tapping, smelling, t-shirts and known exactly where they brought from. The recorder, acting.

I've shown a lot of skills on this. Maybe not the acting one, but the other ones, shown a lot of skills. In today's school that I'm announcing that nobody's known about but I'm able to do this since I was a child is I am Shazam. I'm like the App Shazam

where if you go, oh, what is that song? and you start humming it to me, my brain, going to pick up the sound waves or something, and I'll say, that's a professor of Renner Carpenter. Like, I'll just know exactly what the song is. Wow, see, this is great, because it's one of the most frustrating things

is when you can't name a song and it's stuck in your head, you only know a little bit of it, and you're like, what is that song? I'm the guy who can help you for that. Okay, thank God. Do you know, that happened the other day. I was watching a TV show.

I pulled my phone out, Shazam it. Didn't, hadn't installed it. So I missed the whole moment. No. Miss the song. No, no. If I were there, man. man? If I'm only...

What is this? I'm like... Yeah, it's this. If you'd like to hum a song to Harrison, I'm at 100 The Edge, give us a cool, hum your song down the phone line. He'll tell you what it is. Steph, do you want to go first? Okay. Oh, what is that song? It goes like this.

Oh, what is it? Um... Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm. Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm. One more time. Sorry, it's just interferer. I can hear the...

I can hear some music from the station coming to. Oh, which one breathing. reading too there. So there needs to be clear sound of the Shannon. Can you

make sure it's a clear sound please? Okay. Oh, what is that song? It goes like this. I'm

Mm-hmm hmm-hmm hmm-hmm hmm-hmm hmm-hmm hmm-hmm hmm-hmm Now that is

Lady Gaga No, it's not. That is Lady Gaga magic. No. What is it then? Selenegromy's wolves? No, that can't be

No. That can't be. What? Okay, I don't trust it. I should have checked I thought you were going to be good at them. Okay, is Shawnee on over crack mate?

Okay, I'll get me right. Just make sure it's very clear that's not going to pick up in my head. Hmm-hmm, ho-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h. Oh yes, I know what that is. That is Sally, when the Ryan runs out, we're a model. Yep, basically. Just sing it for you. Thank you. Thank you.

Easy as that. That's why you need to have me around. Okay. Well, Casey's on 0-800-the-edge. Casey, you want to hum a tune and the human Shazam? We'll tell you what it is. I will see if we can get this one. Okay.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. There we go. That's a sexy song, yes? No. No, no, no. What's the song? Sweet chariot

Sweet chariot Oh Yes, bye One of my favour One of my favour Yes Oh, okay You can't do it

This is Harrison's Got Talent Wow amazing So skilled Can we do it Producer Sam Quickly to do one What have you got Hmm

Hmm hmm Hmm Hmm hmm Hmm Hmm hmm Sorry I can Well that's Well that's obviously

Before you leave by 660 Oh it is Thank you. Thank you. Anybody else out there, Clara? Do you have a go? I think we're done. I've got another one.

I've got one, ready? I've got one, ready? He's in love with an English band. Galware, Girl and Sharon. He's quite good now. Clara, go. There go, Clara. Please, please, we're to Governor. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. Day two, officially of the school holidays. And I was walking this morning my dog and my dog baby around my neighbourhood and a courier van drove past us and I saw like must have been like a eight or nine year old in the passenger seat of obviously their parents courier business just doing the rounds and it reminded me of back in the day of having to go to your parents job during the school holidays I did the same thing I was driving around my parents owned a sandwich factory where we made sandwiches it's where my bread addiction was birthed every Sunday morning

I'd bought a bread and I'd just eat as much as possible But on the school holidays, I would just drive around the sandwich delivery van with my dad and deliver sandwiches to the gas stations and the cafes and supermarkets and stuff. Yum. Bored out of my brain. Although it was better that than sitting out the back of the sandwich factory where it was just like a concrete patio and I had a, I remember vividly, I had a drawing pin, like a pin you'd stick into a wall.

And I was just carving out a hole in the concrete. Like prisoners do maybe And I made like Like an hour I made like a pretty decent hole You guys using a pin It was like that hey It was like credit to

The parents now Who have the children at work And they have like cell phones for them Because I was the same Like my dad I remember my dad I've got two siblings And like once every two years

One of us got to go on a special trip Down south with him So you're going on holiday with me We're going to go to central Otago I'm going to go to all these places Because I got to work down They were going to come for a trip And like we get to go out for dinner

every night but during the day we'd drive orchard to orchard he works in horticulture and they just have meetings about what orchards to grow what fruits to grow and you'd just sit in the car and wait you'd walk around it was so boring I used to play on his calculator like that's what I used to do I'd press buttons and that's all I've got to do but maybe do do you guys think it was better then than these days because it I mean you're the most one of the most creative people I've ever met I'm kind of creative and I feel like maybe it was like Using your imagination, when you're bored out of your brain as a kid, it, like, teaches you these life skills.

Wait, you reckon if you were a kid sitting there with angry birds on your phone, you wouldn't end up doing this career. Well, who knows? But, you know, there was a kid today in the office with somebody. Yeah. And but it's a radio stage. I've seen four kids today, actually. Yeah.

They're having fun of the vending machine. They're running around. They look at all the cool posters and their stuff. There's so many props and silly gags around here. It would be so fun if your parent did something a bit more exciting. Yeah, well, sandwiches are free. Fruit treats and sandwiches. Let's open this up right now.

I 800 the edge. Give us a call or 33443. Are you working today with your kid there? Or have you just finished work with your kid? Or were you taken to a workplace when you were a kid? I want to try and find the most inappropriate workplace that someone's been at with their appearance. Oh, yeah.

Like surely if you're like a police officer. Surely you can't do that. It's pretty bad. But also like the best place. It's like an inflatable world. One of your parents own inflatable world. Yeah. Well, that rainbows end.

Magic. The music community's own Rainbow Zendis go there every holiday. It's the greatest school holidays ever. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, that's a good one. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. School holidays started today.

So it got us thinking who is currently on the job with their kid, you know, when you were a kid and you had to go on school holidays to work with your parents. Steph, you went delivering sandwiches with your parents. Harrison, you went through orchards. I went sat in my dad's spare office. Who is currently at work with their kid? Or where did you go when you were a kid? Yeah. All right, day two of the school holidays.

Laura is here on 0800 the edge. As a kid, where did you have to go with mum or dad on school holidays? Hey, so I had to go to work with my dad, and he was a mechanic. So, unfortunately, the staff room that I got stuck in was covered in posters of naked women. Did you say naked women? Naturally, the nudie calendars. Yes. Yes, back then, you know, that stuff wasn't.

ground upon. Right. Gosh. Much rather that than an orchard. That would have been awesome, actually. Yeah, you would have waited for a dad. That would have been cool. You would have loved that, actually.

You would have begged your dad to go to work. Yeah, yeah. Please can I come today, Dad? Yeah. Oh, that's crazy. Yeah, Laura, thanks for calling. That's insane. I didn't realize that was even a thing in, like, workplace officers.

Oh, they still catch me off cards. Like, I'll see major mechanics, whatever, and they still got those calendars and stuff out. Really? I dropped my motorbike at a guy last week who was the private mechanic, had a little shop, and he had, like, all these posts up the wall of like, yeah. Just checks on cars. It's like, people still

do this? Yeah, I have every year I put a calendar in my wardrobe, but my one, so my missus might so put it a calendar in there. Why? It's just like a sneaky place to put it just in case or whatever. I thought of places of New Zealand. Oh, the calendars of places in New Zealand? Yes. I'm sorry, I thought you meant

naked lady calendar, that's right? No, no, places of New Zealand calendar. Well, I need to be sneaky about it then. Oh, it's just beautiful. Okay, whatever. Theo from Christchurch is here, Theo. Your dad took you to work as a kid during school holidays. What happened? Yeah, I was a picture list, two or three. I'm sitting there in a class five truck with dad,

and he says, I'm going to put you in the forklift. Can you just help me get it in position? Wait, so he asked you to drive a forklift? At three. Three, and they're quite hard to drive, actually, a forklift? At three. Just a little bit Were you okay?

I think I did a couple of things wrong But no lasting damage I don't think You've lived to tell the tale Are you kids not lived If you've not taught them out To drive a fork left by five I've always said that

And insane And Sam from Topause here to wrap us up Sam You're dragging your kids around Yeah So it started with me My parents' own Lake Napa holiday report I'm growing up since I was four years old

So I had the best summers They'd come try looking for me at the end of each day And I'd be in someone's caravan or camperman Sometimes not even talking to the same language But knew what we were doing Be in the games room Get caught teaching people how to lift the table up And get a free game

Just make friends Wow That's so cool And now my kids are six and eight And they come And they absolutely love it And they make friends with kids all over the country Whoa, what a dream

Owning a holiday park or working at a holiday park is incredible. Wait, that's the one that's got like the hydra slide and there's like the playground and stuff. That would have been in kids absolute heaven. Admittedly, the hydra slides and the big screen and Lagoon wasn't there when I was kids. But yeah. But it's there now for your kids. We still had the hot pole and everything.

It was good fun. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. I feel good to be honest because I got back. I had a week off last week. You always feel good when you have a week off. I went overseas, got a little bit of sunshine, went to Bali. not only did I turn 30 years old

but I also proposed to my girlfriend of five years. Wow. Lockdown couple. We just learned actually off here. You guys met during lockdown. We did. Our first date was a park date. It's crazy.

Bumble. And now you're going to spend the rest of your lives together. And can I just say, Jeannie is such a great. Lucky to have me? No, you, you, Sean, are extremely lucky to have Jeannie. Oh my God, she's perfect. She's so great for you. You know, I talked about it yesterday a little bit on the show.

I opened the show with it, but Steph you weren't here. You were off with your baby Rocco. So I haven't actually had the chance to tell you the story. So just quick recap. No one bore anyone with it. But I did. I confided in you and Harrison before I went on this trip. Ask for our approval.

And blessing. I was well here to sleep on it. I actually just needed someone to talk to about it. Because I didn't have anyone that I could talk to that wasn't too close to the situation. We even saw the ring. You did see the ring? So at the start of the year, I decided. I was like, I didn't think I was going to get proposed to someone for a while.

Wouldn't someone make girlfriend, Jeannie? And then at the start of the year, I had this moment where I was like, oh man, it's just, like, I love this person so much that I kind of wanted to make that statement. And it's not about getting married instantly, but for me it was like, I don't think I'll ever be with another person in my life. And once I'd come to the terms with that, I was like, well, let's, I'll buy a ring. And then I can make that statement because I'm like, I'm either going to, I'm going to marry this girl. And once I knew that, it was like, let's.

Do I do it in a year or do I do it now? Does it matter? Once I'd made that call, I was like, I've got to propose to her. And so how long have you guys been together? Five years. Yeah, perfect. So it was like the next step, right? Yeah.

Yeah, and you knew she'd say yes. Yeah, I thought she'd say yes. So I got this, I got the spring mate. I've been working on it for six months. I was working with you two on when to do it. We decided that Bali would be a good opportunity. I almost didn't do it because three days before I flew out to Bali, the reason it was so good.

Not only is it idyllic, you want these photos. and everything. But also her whole family's there, her extended family, her brother was over who works on super yachts, siblings are over from overseas. Two days before I get there, her brother proposes in Bali to his partner. So we're getting the first two days of celebrating their engagement. I'm acting happy for them. I'm stressing out.

He's telling me the most beautiful engagement story. He put a rock on her finger. Amazing. But like we were during the radio show when you found out. I spiral. That, oh, yeah. I was not happy. Guys, yeah, while the music and ads and stuff were playing,

I was freaking out of mental breakdown. Sean really truly was. He was like, should I do, still do it? Is the holiday now all about them and not? Like, should I, he was panicking. But you did it? I ended up doing it. I didn't pick a time or anything, but I had the ring with me,

and the moment it felt right. It was this beautiful afternoon. The sun was shining, and they had some family photos that a photographer. I wasn't going to do it then, but like, there was this beautiful shot by the pool, and you can see the video. I've put it up online if you wanted to see it. How's the views been on the video?

Oh, great engagement. Get engaged. Get engaged. It'll do very well. It's so good. Anyway, so I, this moment was just so perfect. So I went and found the ring, put it in my pocket. I dropped a knee, proposed to her, said,

Jeannie, will you marry me? She was so unexpected that she said, what? Is this real? Is that real? What? And then she cried. What I love about, because she took the ring.

The whole video is there. And she joins you on Bent Knee. And you guys are like having this whole, like, moment, like, down on the floor together. It's so cute. What was this? That's the moment. That sounds like the night after. It does.

It was like playing the wrong audio. Yeah, that sounded extremely sexual. Sorry. Extremely. Yeah. Might be the wrong audio. Now what Harrison and I have noticed about your proposal. Proposal.

Yeah. I put it in earmarks. I spend a lot of time. It's beautiful. Well, Sean, it was beautiful. However, she didn't say, yes. Yeah.

I mean she didn't say yes, no. She didn't say yes. And that's the literally, it's the only response, Jenny the other through is yes. So as your really good friends, so close, friends that we are with you, Sean,

that you told us you're going to do this before your holiday, that we will call Jeannie next on the show just to double check that it is a yes because she didn't technically, what did she say? No, no.

She goes, is this for real? What is that? She said, what is that? But she didn't say, So technically, you're just girlfriend and boyfriend, man. Yeah. And you don't think. It doesn't count.

And it's all fate. I don't know. Yeah. So technically you're not actually engaged, Sean. Nah, man. But we'll find out in like two folks. One day, brother. Wait, so you're going to make me propose on the radio.

This is so tacky. What you do? We just do it. This is so tacky. You're avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. I've just been off for a week in Bali on holiday. Big life news for me.

Not only did I turn 30 years of age, but I also got engaged. I proposed to, uh, the love of my life after they've been together five years. What are your actions bigger for you, personally? 30 or the engagement? Oh, it's a toss up. I would lean towards the engagement, though. Nice.

I think so. Yeah. We all saw the photos in the videos. It honestly looked like the most beautiful moment ever. Thanks. And that's what it's all about at the end of the day, is the social media content that you're able to generate from that moment. But it was pull side.

You had all of, both of yours and Gina, your partner's family there. and you had asked her mum for her permission which is like, oh, it just gets me so, that in itself is just the most beautiful thing ever. Yeah, so her, I'm just to give reference, but her dad, my fiance's dad's not around anymore, so I took her mum out for coffee a week before I did the proposal on ask for her permission instead.

I think the right move to do, she, yeah, it was just, you know. Stunning, stunning, stunning, stunning, 10 out of 10, I don't think anything could have gone better except for one teeny tiny little problem. Sean, you're not engaged. What do you mean? Well, you've told us that she didn't actually confirm the engagement, I guess you could say. Yeah, what were Jeannie's exact words after you said the question, will you marry me?

So I dropped my name. I said, Jeannie, will you marry me? And she said, what? Is that real? Is that real? What's happening? What's happening? Oh my God.

Oh, my God. and then she kissed me. Yeah, we're missing an important word. Three little yes. Actually, now that you bring up, she didn't actually say yes. Yeah. That's an issue.

Exactly. We know, but you know what? If someone drops their knee and they go, will you marry me and you take the ring and you cry and you embrace them? It's implied.

It's implied, yes. But, Sean, we need verbal confirmation from Jeannie that you are in fact engaged. Yeah, because on paper, mate, that doesn't hold up on court because that is, you know, what is this? What? I'm shocked.

You can read there any kind of context you want it to, So it needs to be a yes. No one else proposes to their partner has this intimate moment of their life and then has to like do it again on radio for a gag. I've got her number here. No, don't do it. We're dialing. You make me call her and propose to her again.

We need the confirmation, Sean. Arrasa didn't really happen, man. Good luck. Take this seriously. This is a seriously. What is this? No. Hello, Jenny speaking.

Hello, Jeannie. It's Sean Hill here, the love of your life. Hello, fiancé. Hello. Well, well, Not quite. Oh. Jeannie.

I've been thinking about it for a long time. You want me to read it like everything I said? Yes, everything. Okay. Jeannie, I decided at the start of this year that I love you so much that if we don't, that the idea of us not spending,

I'm going to edit this. That the idea of us not spending the rest of our life together was a seriously devastating concept. to me and I decided I wanted to make that statement so I purchased you a ring and I proposed to you in Bali I've noticed and the guys have brought up recently that you didn't actually didn't actually say yes so formally officially just so a bit of clarity of the whole thing Jeannie Grace you can't see right now but I am on my knee he's not get down I know he is

will you marry me yes yes I will marry you Amazing How does that feel? Unreal. Should I put the ring? Should I take it off and put it back on my finger out? Yeah, take it off.

Could you ask someone in the office where you're working right now just to put it on your finger pretend they're me? Okay, thanks Jeannie. See you tonight. Love you. Can we say congrats, Jeannie?

Congrats, Jeannie. Oh, thank you guys. You did so well keeping the secret as well. I can't believe you guys knew. I know. We were the only ones. I honestly, Jeannie, I only told. five people tops and that's it.

So you should be proud of me. That's so good from you, Harrison. I'm so proud of you. Thank you. Thank you. All right. Goodbye, fiancé. Bye, fiancé. Enjoy the rest of you. That was so tacky. Can't believe I did this. Your Ivo's head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. Hey guys, a bit of a major minor inconvenience happening in my life just while Sean, you're off here getting engaged, turning 30, just living your best life. Thoughts and prayers for Steph because I have reached the end of my current credit card expiry day.

Thank you, Sean, for the sad music. And I have the major minor inconvenience of going around and changing all of my direct debits that are associated with my old now credit card and having to change it to the new one. That's so annoying. I'm talking power bill. I'm talking streaming services. That goes to you, credit card.

Everything goes through my credit card. I don't get credit cards That doesn't sound like a good way to do it Everything goes from my credit card And then I just... Me too, because that's how you get points Harrison As well you get a credit card You get the points through it

So you put everything through it You put everything through it I've got an AirPoint's credit card So I got an F-Post card Is that enough? Yeah, like if that's the way you want to do it But I do everything through my credit cards So then I just transfer money over

So I'm never in debt On my credit card But I get points Yeah You get like free flights and things Couldo updates and things like that Upgrades Okay, that's good

Anyway, the life hack for everybody Isn't the first time Harrison's been confused by the idea of a credit card. He couldn't get his head around how I got a free flight upgrade. I have no idea how that happened. We'll talk you through it off here. I'm with you, Steph. That happens.

And no matter what you do, you'll miss one. And you'll get an email in a month being like, your payment didn't go through. Oh, so annoying. So I have a list of just a couple major minor inconveniences that you guys are going to blind rank for everybody. Okay. Okay, the credit card one isn't involved in this one because everyone like, it's just like so annoying. There's no beating that one.

But a few to blind rank for Harrison and. and Sean right now. Forgetting to bring a reusable bag to the supermarket. Oh, that is up there. That is up there for me. I hate that. I hate them to buy another bag. I hate having to buy the brown bag.

And then what do you do with it? It just sits in your kitchen for like a day. It's a pile. Yeah, it's up by the way. It's extra inconvenient for me because I won't buy the bag and all just 12 items in the arms. But in the shirt, the shirt bowl. Oh yeah, I can do this. Honestly, that's pretty annoying to me. I'd almost give it a one.

I think we go two to save it Yeah, that is shy really relates to that one Two, please. A lot of people do I reckon, that's very annoying too. Number two, I'll write number two there for getting to bring a reusable bag to the supermarket. What about finding a pen that works when you really, really need to write something down and you just can't find one?

Wait, so it's just you can't find a pen? Yeah, you can't find a pen. Or you find one and it doesn't work and you're like, go. Oh, five. Come on, come on, come on, come on. It's 22, 25, just write it in your phone. Yeah, five. I can't remember the last time I was like, I need a pen.

Yeah. Putting a fitted sheet on your bed, but it keeps popping off the corners. That's annoying. It's annoying. I've got quite a large fitted sheet, but it doesn't do that. Harrison buys fitted sheets that are a size bigger than he needs. I do, just because of that. It's actually probably a good hack.

That's literally why I do it. They sag off. They hang so saggy on his bed. You can see it. People go into his house, they go, bro, what's the jellyfish? It goes, that's just my giant. They do, like, bunch up really badly. in the middle though, that's annoying, but

nothing no popping off action we're making the bed. Okay, so where are we putting, putting a fitted sheet on the bed that keeps popping off the corners? Four. Because Harrison buys the big one. Number four, okay, all right. We are blind ranking major minor inconveniences right now. What about accidentally closing

a tab on your computer that you meant to keep open? Or on your phone. That is pretty annoying. That is quite annoying. That is really annoying. But you can history. You can history and find it. So three.

Can you? Yes. Good history. You bring back with it. I need that one. Okay. Which means number one, the most major minor inconvenience is forgetting why you walked into a room. I'm happy with that.

Yeah, that's pretty inconvenience. That is annoying. It's so annoying. It's so annoying. It's funny. Yeah, that is annoying. I need to go do something and you're there and you're like, wait, why am I here?

And you have to like retrace your steps and try and get your thought train back. This is still the sign. I'm about it, but when you walk into a supermarket, you're like, what am I meant to be getting? Yeah. You're like, I have no idea. But that's when you need a pen to write a list. Yeah, or a bag.

A bag. Do not what's worse is when you're like, get up from the couch to do something, you kind of do something else, and you sit back down on the couch and go, oh, that's the reason I got up to start off and you're going to get up again? Yes. Yeah. Go blessed. impossible biddle

Riddle Impossible riddle Impossible riddle Impossible riddle Impossibital diddle Riddle riddle I thought This was such a good riddle

I had it all day in my head Couldn't get it out Then I googled it and found out the answer But for this segment You two Do not Google the answer And for everyone at home listening

You can text through your predictions In 33443 But don't Google the answer Okay Okay You've got to try and actually do this. Okay, and is it a riddle that's like a play on work? Like a funny riddle or is it?

He stood on a block of ice and then that's what the water was. It's just a riddle. I can't give any clues. Okay, okay. Okay. That's fair. Can one of you, like, maybe, I don't know. Can one of you say, like, proceed riddle master?

Tell me that. Pardon? Just say, can you decide, proceed riddle master? Proceed riddle master. Thank you, squire. You see, a boat filled with people. It is not sunk. But when you look again, you don't see a single person on the boat.

Why? Okay, one more time. One more time, please. Slower, slow, slow. You see a boat filled with people. It is not sunk. But when you look again, you don't see a single person on the boat. Why?

It's a cruise ship and they've all gone to bed. You're looking for a peephole on the side of the boat. There's not on the boat. They're in the boat. No. One more time. You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk.

It has not sunk. It has not sunk. It has not sunk. It has not sunk. A boat filled with people, it has not sunk. But when you look again, you don't see a single person on the boat. Why? I know.

You don't see a single person because it's filled with people. You see heaps of people. No. Oh, come on. That surely was it. Um, I've got it. What do you reckon it is? No, I'll ruin it.

You actually think you've got it? Yeah. A lot of text coming in? Can I say it? Did you look at the... No, I swear to go. You did it? Okay. Yeah, what do you think it is?

That's good. Next time we'll actually ban this. I don't know if Sean looked, but we actually... I'm in sight of these... I haven't seen, people are quite good at this. You can't see a single person on the boat because... It's a love cruise, and they're all in relationships. and then none of them are single. As the riddle master, I will announce you correct.

Your avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Time for my top three. Jeff Bezos, the billionaire who owns Amazon, got married yesterday. There were stories claiming that Lady Gaga and Elton John and Ken were both asked to perform. It turns out that's not true. But I got me thinking, man, if you had a billion dollars, you could get anyone to do anything at your wedding.

Yeah, literally. So these are the top three extravagant things that I'd do at my wedding if I were a billionaire. But you are engaged. I am engaged. But at the moment, don't actually have enough money to even do a cheap wedding. Yeah. This is the, if I was a billionaire.

It's that time of the day. The time to get your news. Brought to you by the goat wedding food, tiny pies and kishas laid out on a large plate. And presented by all 17 of the wedding films Owen Wilson has been in. How many? It's the Edge Top 3 He's been in a lot of them

I feel like every time I watch a wedding movie Owen Wilson's in there at some point going Wow! Oh yes yes yes The maybe most recent one The Jennifer Lopez Mary May Shocker

He's always on them It's a good one I liked it Did you? That's good Yeah I liked it Is that you're with GLo still on 2025 though

Hey JLo was Do you call her GLo Jlo? Who's Gilo Sean? I just got engaged, oh now all the truth's about to spill out Who's old Gilo, man?

Gilo? Tell us about Gilo. Who is that? Sounds like a sick rapper though. Anyway, these are the top three things that I would have at my wedding if I were a billionaire. One.

I'd hire Justin Bieber to stand around at my reception and just get angry at the reception photographers like they were paparazzi. No, no, no. He's my friend. He's my friend. All of you guys are my friends.

I'd pay him, however much he needs. Don't perform, bro. Just get angry at the paparazzi and look a little dishevelled, so I look good. He'd be a good bouncer. He's very passionate about making sure those photographers, PO. Yeah. It might backfire and that the photos actually look terrible because the photographers are too nervous. Yeah.

Okay, what's another one? Number two, thing I would do at my wedding if I were a billionaire. Two. I'd live stream the event on TVNZ Plus and then pay my exes to watch the entire thing so they can see how happy I am and what they've missed out on. Great idea for a show. Have you got a little, you've mentioned TV Z-plus a couple times today. Is this a subtle way of, you've got a big collab coming up?

No, I wish. It's just kind of the only good, like, streaming service in New Zealand, isn't it? What about Rover? They don't stream TV. Yeah, but they give away a car. But they give away car and they live off an mainstream events too. Fine. I'm streaming on three now. No, Rover.

Sorry, I've streaming on Rover. Thank you. Stop trying to cut my TVNZ lunch, man. Come on, man. Three. The third thing I'd do at my wedding if I had a billion dollars was a sham. Biday. Oh, okay, how does that work?

I'm thinking if you're getting champagne in one end, get it in the other end. Okay, well, bubbly bum. Yeah. Yuck. Do you guys ever burp when you have bubbly drinks? Imagine what it would be like from the other end. It's the Edge Top Three. All right.

No response to that. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Oh, Zimpak. Coming to New Zealand, Steph, you reckon. Yeah. of today, the 1st of July, it's OZempex. It's very, very similar. It's the same company. It's not OZemPEC.

OZPIC is the drug for diabetics, type 2 diabetes, to help with that. But this is a purposeful weight loss injection. So very similar, the exact same kind of active ingredients, but it's called WeGoV. We govi. And from today, you can get it with a prescription. It'll cost you $500 a month, though. which is like six grand a year. Whoa. Yeah.

So it ain't cheap. I don't know. I assume so. But I assume you'd have to go to your doctor and things like that. What? What is it? What is it? It's like a pill or an injection.

It's an injection. So you do it once a week and like in your thigh or somewhere where there's a bitter, you know? Bit of meat. Bit of meat. And it's active ingredient is called semaglutide, which basically is a appetite suppressant. So it like means that your brain won't think that you're hungry. It just makes you eat less, basically. And then you get, you vomit all the time and get those, you burbs.

Nah, nah, I don't think. That's the thing that happens to the Zepid, though? Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's definitely side effects. There's some bad side effects. Yeah, it kind of freaks me out. Gross ones. But you're saying they've tested this one that specifically for weight loss. Yes.

Did you know that there's 65.5? This isn't an ad, by the way. I'm just like, like, shocked by the 605% of New Zealanders are either over a way to obese. Really? Yeah. No, it's not an ad, but if they're going to sponsor Steve and give it to for free, you'd probably want to take it.

I actually don't think I would. That's good. Do you know what's crazy though, guys? I reckon they're going to start reaching out to do some brand deals with people like us. Yeah, maybe. You know, like people on radio, they'd be like, you know. I reckon I'd be interested in following people's journey on it, for sure. It intrigues me.

What did they said to you? Like, oh, you'll give you a 10K to do it and make six videos for us. Would you do it? Oh. I actually don't think I would. I actually don't think of it would. Because I eventually down the track, want to try for another baby,

and I don't, the thing I want to mess with, like, medical stuff. But maybe after that, oh, yeah. Okay, but now, the off is done. Yeah, no. But that's why I was playing, like, Kelly Clarkson, no one would be referenced that, but she looks good. She's been on Ozziempic, and she's treated.

Oprah is another one. Like, all these, like, ozempic celebrities, like, whether they, like, admit that it's what they've done or not, that, you know, we all know. We all know what you're doing. There's a huge, like, part of it is the secret. I don't know why people can't just like own it. And also I feel really

happy for New Zealanders out there who have been trying to get, you know, to a more healthy weight. And for whatever reason, maybe a medical reason, maybe a hormonal reason. A lot of people with like PCOS and stuff like that, just like, it's so much harder for those people. So it's like, cool

that this is here and available. And if you want to make that decision about yourself, then then you're on luck. Then you're in luck from today. I do think watch the influences do it first Just a minute we don't have some side effects Give it a year Give it a year

The burping is a thing Upset tummy, intergestion burping Flatulas, bloat Honestly, stuff that I deal with every day Anyway, it's just another day in the life Just another day Your Avos head harder With Sean, Steph and Harrison

The Edge I can do the Lord thing guys I can do it Hallelujah Same hallelujah Oh Lord That's it's easy as man No the Lord thing

You know Lord our girl lord oh our 16 year old singing sensation you should have told us should have explained it is that so patronising if you still say that our 16 year old singing sensation Grammy award winning lord

I just remember it vividly when lord like royals and stuff came out it was the only way of talking about Lord was saying that she was a 16 year old singing sensation well she is she totally is and then for a decade it's been our girl Lord

I'll Lord so our girl Lord I can do the Lord thing Baby, what was that? What do you mean? What's the Lord thing? I'll be honest, people aren't the good. You've been saying this since the pre-show meeting. Do you want to hear it?

Please. It's been four hours. Baby, what was that? No. Oh, God. Do you know it's also crazy? It's the exact same thing. Was that Lord's song, the recorded version?

Oh, could have been. Do you know what else is crazy? Now that people behind the curtain, we had lots of ideas for the day to put into the show. And you said a Lord thing. I didn't think it was going to be that, man. Are you joking? It's got to be a joke. Sean, you're a professional broadcaster.

Yeah, what was that? This is that. I did the other, I sing along to the song. I was like, God, I'm good at that. Oh my God, that is outrageous. Okay, 0800 the edge, the first person to call right the second. Wait, sorry, what did you want to hear it again? No, you're getting hurt.

Oh, my God. And tells us what they think. Keep going Keep going Keep going Yeah no one's listening Any more mate No everyone's gone

Yeah They've gone to other stations That don't do this So yeah Don't worry everybody We're gonna go back Bet you guys can't do it We're gonna pull this audio

We're gonna listen to it We're gonna really really work on What went wrong And we're gonna make a better show No calls through it I think that's a good choice Yeah On the listener standpoint I'd say

Fair enough Time and respect I'd say Yeah Bet we can't do it Probably not Your Arvos hit harder With Sean Steph and Harrison

The Edge. Hey, thanks for listening to the podcast. Hope you enjoyed. In this podcast outro today, the team is back together for the first time since I went over to Bali. We've got intern Lil Lil, joining us. Myself, Steph and Harrison. And the reason I wanted to get you in here, Lil, with him, is I've bought everyone a gift back from Bali.

Don't my God, it's like Christmas. Should we get fire in here then? Should we get producer salmon? Didn't get Sam again. Yaz is also there as well. Do you know, all new boss A. A.B. I didn't get, where does it end?

Music Man. Lipsy. in. Oh, that way, Clara, you can have half of my present. Okay. Well, I bought you guys all gifts because they are things that I, I wanted them to be personal, and they're things that I think you all would use

and things I think you need. Okay, I think you got Lily, one of those big wooden cock. Ah! Yeah, that bottle open is. Everyone that comes back from Bali, definitely buy us. I reckon he's got in us three different penis-affiliated. Yeah.

I hope so, to be honest. That would be in a good gag, then have you keep unwrapping them. I would have loved that as well because you would have had to declare it if it's sort of, because like bringing in wood into New Zealand, you do have to say that you're doing that. And so you'd have to explain it through the customs forms. They'd have to be like, what are you bringing into the country? Last year, when I went to Vietnam, I gave, it was Stephen Sharon at the time, the choice of a, what I say, like, key ring. There's like the cliche souvenir gifts.

Key ring, pen, bottle opener. those like the three options Yeah, that is a penis bottle opener. Fridge magnet. I know exactly the one. Fridge magnet, key ring slash bottle opener or pen. I want to know your guys' opinions on this. What do you think about having a fridge magnet?

Like a travel fridge magnet. You didn't go there. Get fucked, I don't want it. I don't want to earn that. Oh, you my friend went there. Yeah. Sharon wants it. I know.

She wants it. It doesn't count. Doesn't count. It doesn't count. I agree. I've got some well-wrapped gifts in my bag there, Lily. You can be the one to pull them out. Like, I'm sand-

I wrapped them in the office just now. That one is for... Fish and chips. Oh, you can tell. Wow, it does look like fish and chips. Yeah, it is fish and chips. A fire better be. That's for Harrison. I'm hungry. Oh, okay. Oh, mine's thin. Oh, well, mine's looking like what's step. Fucking out. Lillies is a very phallic shape. Let's let's step open yours first. Okay, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Hers is going to be like eat wine and cheese by my deck or something like that. Oh, no.

Oh, these are cute. I got Steph a pair of socks. Cute. Thanks, Sean. Because she still owes me my fucking socks from St house. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So maybe if I give you new socks, you can give me my socks.

What do they say? What do they say on them? Summer Bingin. Bingin's a place I went to. Bing in. That's cute. You're going to give Steph an actual gift. Thank you.

Because you know she would be happy with a fucking cock. Okay, well, you're going to have shitty ones. Sean, thank you. That's really right. Do you know. Yeah, Harrison. Go for it. Yours is a great gift, Harrison.

I hate it. I'm still on it, 250, um, Bart. I was thinking, what are you... How much is that, send box? What is Harrison love? Stickers! I love stickers. Oh, fuck me.

That's, yeah. I accept that gift, that's pretty cool. That's super cute. They're dogs. She's barley beach dogs. They're all barley dogs. Barley dogs. So, yeah.

Thanks, Sean. I actually love this. Thank you. You put Harrison put stickers on everything. I do. I do like these. Cool. Okay, you're doing really well with the premise.

They're just waving it in that thought this are going to be. Yeah, no, they've got gifts. Okay, are we just guessing going with that guess? I'm in a lock-in, definitely a penis for Lily. Definitely penis. I wouldn't do that to Lily. Penis, penis, penis, penis. Please be made of wood, so you want to declare it.

It is white. It's a penis bottle opener that's made of wood that I did have to declare on the way. Yes, you actually. Oh my God, that's so embarrassing for you. Did you really? Can I just say? It is so weird that it's white. You never see white ones.

I always, and also it's quite tiny, isn't it? But I'm grateful for it. Oh, average size? I always see these. My mate's like flat and they're like the big ones and they're like different. I'm being criticised for the level of the size and color of fans. I appreciate this. I actually needed a bottle opener, so.

Wow. I want to know what happened when you arrived and you had to tell the guy, all woman, what you were declaring. That's for the 21-year-old intro. make it work. I left that part out. But you think about that, mate. No. I don't think he did.

I just thought that counts. I don't think he did. Sorry, actually, can you give that to Harrison? You take the stickers, Lily? No, Lily hates stickers. You start with that. The reason I got you that particular one is like, there was a girl in a market who had so many options of them.

So many options. That's crazy. She had bedjewed ones. She had, like, colorful ones. She had, like, the black ones. And then I was just like, this is a gay gift for a friend. I was like, what? is the cheapest one of these you'll sell me.

She's like, this one. What's the cheapest price? Is it like done? How much is it? I can't even remember. It's not about the price of a gift. It's about the thought that counts. That's true.

Even though he did just reveal that it is the cheapest one that he could have done. I don't actually really care because who cares? It's something from Bali. Like this is epic. I've never been anywhere. So like grateful. It's not that you're like waving around like that. It makes it look good.

Can I have a look? Sure. Can I just say it? Do you? I just want to say this. Yes. Alyssa can't see this, but Digital girl Clara is actually looking through, shaking her head.

I think she was a little left out. Clara, I'm sorry. She has pulled the finger. Clara, I'm so sorry. We can have the travelling socks. Clara, you can have all of them if you want. Aw. No, I love that.

It's really light. What, isn't it? What is this? I believe it's Remu. The classic tree that grows over in the valley. The bones are tiny. Well, what about the rest of it? Well, I mean,

the chody cock. The chody cock. It really is. Do you reckon that is erect? Probably. Yeah. If it was... Have fun with that?

What if I barely, like, do so many penis things? Why is that? Is that such a thing? I think it's one of those things where one person sold them and it did so well that it's become their thing. It's a gag, yeah. Give you some time. It's a cock.

Like, if you mean to Thailand and they make those bracelets, but they'll put anything you want on it. So you're made a bracelet that says, like, I love ass or something. and then give it to them. But they'll write anything on it and they'll bring them over with like 20 of them on a thing

and they are the most grotesque sentences you've ever heard in your life on like a friendship bracelet. It's like the Thai thing. It's quite, it is very funny. Did, big question. Did you go to the restaurant that I recommended you?

Moana. Oh no. But the reason is because I don't trust your food to just, no, the reason is because I didn't have any say of where we went ever. Next time, next time. It was like big family.

Two of them had, um, had been in Bali for months working. Anyone's going to Bali, Changu, Seminiak? I think there's a couple of them. It's called Moana, the greatest fresh fish. I looked it up, but it's not rated that high. No, you did look it up, but you said that, oh yeah, it looks good.

Anyway, the tuna rice bowl, everyone. It's rated 4.5, which is good, not great. Like, if it's 4.5, that's kind of the minimum. Out of five? Yeah. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's pretty good.

Out of probably thousands of reviews. But in Bali's a lot of 4.7, 4.8, 4.9. So they're probably the newer restaurants with lesser reviews, I reckon. It's true, it's a good. It does have a lot of reviews. You do have to take it into account. You do, absolutely do. No, this does look good.

I didn't go there. I did not go there. Oh, right. Hey, thanks for the socks, though. Thanks for the gifts, man. It says the cool gift from Bali. That's what these socks are. Damn right about that.

Can I get my other socks back now, please? Yeah, I'll bring them. They'll look cool with your loafers. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Rover. Music, radio, podcast. podcasts.