The Edge Arvos Podcast - FULL POD #97: Riiki Reid rates Harrison’s dating game (It gets awkward)

Episode Date: July 3, 2025

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It's pretty awesome, man. They scroll past Alex Cooper and Joe Rogan to get to this. Worth the scroll path. I'd say we're a combination of both of them. Yeah, I'd say so. Great show today. We had Ricky Reed join us. Licky did.

Sorry, we had Ricky Reed Join us on the show and she did a live cover for us Harrison and I pitched to a mother different ways that we'd look after their children That was a bit weird actually Was a bit weird but pretty good though I did pretty well

And I saw a doctor my own age Yep, you did Anyway, we're not selling it But it's quite good It is good, it's a good one today, good banter And hang around until the end For a little bit, if you want a little bit extra Something a little bit naughty

that's coming up on The Edge Podcast I don't have to say The Edge. Oh no. On the podcast. Your Arvos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Oh, it's a kind of enthusiasm we need Harrison. Right, maybe too much.

Dial it back 20 to 25%. I can go more. Okay, go more. Yes! No Steph today, unfortunately, just Sean and Harrison. But we do have pop star Ricky Reid joining us later on. She'll be performing this one live.

We're going to give away a thousand bucks next with easy money So good What else is going on Harrison What else is going on? Oh Sean, I can't even tell you There's so much going on School holidays, man Yeah man

So later on the show We're going to pitch as to why we would be the best People to look after your kids during the school holidays Sounds weird It's funnier than it is Because it sounds like you're asking someone If you can hang out with their kids What it sounds like

Yeah, no, it's more of a competition, so you can call up and we're going to pitch as to why we'd be, like, individually be the best of looking after your kids over the holidays. Well, I can't wait for that. I'm excited. We'll do that. All right, coming up. But first, your chance to win a thousand bucks. Easy. Head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

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It's not like we'll do a hat, whip around, get kind of a few dollars from everyone. I love the listeners and people who involve the sales and show, but I'm not getting your hundred bucks. I'm sorry about that. But luckily BNZ will. Yes, they will do that. So shout out to BNZ.

And Melissa joins us today. From Christchurch. Welcome, Melissa. Hi, guys. How are you? Good, Melissa. How's school holidays going? You got any kids?

Yes, yes, too. Oh, what are you doing with them? No, you know, movies, mall, shopping, you know, fill it in with rain here, so it's not that fun. School holidays with rain, I'm tough. What are you doing with kids? Yeah. I'd go to the mall. Yeah.

Trampoline parks? Yeah, trampoline parks, meager, you know, all those expensive places. Yeah. Steph kind of just did that and now her child has strep throat so I don't know Yeah I'm always nervous about that Don't put your hands in your mouth

Yeah well when I have kids I honestly in nowhere for a line school holidays I'm going to make them pick up litter That's what we're going to do for like the days For like a week of litter picking up Just you know for the environment Well like they're on home detention No they're not home detention

No they're saving the planet That's what they're going to do I'll be at home Okay Well Melissa Oh sorry Melissa congratulations First off you've won 100 bucks to kickstart your money goals all thanks to BNZ.

Oh, yay. It can help you master your money so you can restart acing whatever you're doing from day one. And your letter today is, Harrison. K. K.

Okay. Oh, okay. K for Kip K. Okay. K for kiss. Actually, K for knee. We always forget about the silent K's. Oh, yeah.

Knee, knee. Knock. Knight. Knife. Knife. Oh, gosh. Nice. I'll see.

It's a hard one. No. No, it's easy. Okay. Easy money. Okay. See, I dropped the eye, I'll just do K. K.

K. It's K. K. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Once I've asked you the first question. Are you ready? Ready. For a thousand dollars. Your first question.

Name a Kardashian. Polly, Kardashian. A fast food. A K-T. A shop. A shop. Uh, pass. Something in the house.

Nice. A designer. A what? A designer. Um, oh, pass. An action. Um, kick. A movie.

Um, Kung Fu Panda. It is hard. Sorry, I'm going to apologize. I, like, drunkly slurred a designer a little bit. That's on me. That's right To be honest I think it was forfeited

When you passed a second one Unfortunately Melissa You've got I'll give you five for that You've passed on a designer Could have gone with Karen Walker Yeah It's a tough one

A design at a shop Catmando Yeah that would have been good Oh catmando yeah I couldn't even think Nah it's hard Those are tough ones To get you so had three to go as well

But hey you've got 100 bucks For playing Melissa Congratulations Awesome thank you so much Thank you You're very welcome back tomorrow Same time, same place, overdue to give away that thousand bucks. So surely

on a Friday. Shut on, guys. Up next on the show, though, I got my partner the best gift have ever gotten her last week, Harrison, in the form of a beautiful ring that I spent. It's the most expensive thing I've ever bought. I'll just run at the gate. I don't think it's a gift.

Well, okay. Well, I propose. It's a gift, though. It's an expensive gesture. It's a gesture. You know what, actually. Everyone talks about gender equality nowadays. I'll tell you what, proposing to a woman is the most one-sided BS that I've ever been a part of. I spent so much money on this ring. And yeah, it's a good gesture and it's nice.

She said, yes, I'm happy, but I don't get anything confident. I just reckon that point of view on a two-man show today. Not appropriate, mate. Not on. Okay. Your Avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Now, I proposed to my lovely girlfriend last week.

Sorry if you've heard this too many times. But hey, it's not about you. I got engaged. It's amazing. Yeah, you get a whole week. I got one week and then I can't talk about it ever. Ever again. So I proposed to my now-fiancee, I spent, dare I say, more money than I've ever spent

on anything in my life on this ring. How much again? Bullpark. Now, this isn't to say that I... How much was it, ballpark? Now, this isn't to say that I bought the most expensive ring in the world, but it is to say that I've never really bought anything too expensive. You kind of bought it out because it was also a gifted thing.

thing with Instagram like an ad. It's a company, yeah. It was a PR thing. Yeah, it was it? We were talking about it for a week. We're going to be transparent. Yeah, no, let's be transparent. It was a brand deal.

Cool, cool, cool. With Diamonds on Richmond. Hey, you're going to do it. Who gave me a couple K off the ring. But I still had to pay a lot for the ring. Okay? A couple K. Any more questions?

Nah, it's all. Okay, all right. So I've given her this present, this gesture, and she's very happy. Obviously. And I've noticed that I've got, I can get away with a lot this week. I've like, this is an amazing gift.

And the one thing about my fiancé genie is that she won't shy away from letting you know when you've given her a bad present. Right. Like if I give her something that's not great, she will wear it on her face that she doesn't love the gift. Yeah. And sometimes she will vocalize that. For example, for her birthday a couple years ago, I bought her like a little polaroid

camera kind of thing. Which I thought was like the trend. You know, I thought like, you know, polarites. She loves to take photos. She loves like disposable cameras. I gave her one. And I believe her exact words were, wow. Oh, I'd love this if I was 19.

How old was she? She turned 25. Interesting. So I thought that was a bit harsh. So this is at least I've finally nailed this gift, is I guess what I'm trying to say. How are you with gifts for your partner? Can I be honest with you?

Yeah. My partner is probably the same-ish. Like, she's very honest person. Like, she'll say how she feels about anything openly. and that has scared me to always making sure every gift is amazing. Like every time. Yeah. And our anniversary is very close to our birthday, so it's kind of back-to-back gifts there.

But I always make sure it's like a very nice dinner. First time we moved to Auckland, Skytower, rotating restaurant. Orbit. Your orbit. Oh, stop it. This birthday, you know what I got on? Must be nice. I got a Dyson Air Wrap.

So that's a pretty good gift. You mentioned that to me, actually. I did Google how much that is. That's so... So your philosophy has just spend stupid amounts of money. Yeah, but like, I always, like, literally the Orbit Skytower restaurant, that was like, I literally had to save up benefit wins payments so we could go there.

Yeah. You know, like, I'll do whatever I can and make sure she gets a good give so she doesn't hate it. Oh, you're good at this. Yeah, I'm very good at this. I'm not. A lot of people aren't, and that's okay. What about you, Nurse Sam, our producer,

with your partners in the past, I say partners. You don't have multiple right now. You're not in a polyamorous. Over the years, how have your gifts been? Have you received any bad gifts? I've had it, yeah, I've definitely had a couple of bad gifts, a couple of no gifts as well. Speaking on the engagement thing, I used to be married. And it was my birthday on a Wednesday, and I didn't get any gifts from my partner.

And I was really angry at him for about three days. But then it was Saturday, and that was my birthday party, 21st. And he proposed. So that was cool, but it was like, I don't know, I still didn't get my birthday present. Getting engaged is like totally different, right? Yeah. Yeah, it's not quite the same thing.

No, I agree. He tried to pack it all in one. Yeah. Yeah. I see what he's trying to do there, though. Two birds, one stone. Yeah, and that's a great move from him. What I would have done if I was him is just do the proposal a couple days before your birthday,

and then you'd be on cloud nine. He would skip your birthday, fine. Oh, maybe. Maybe. Oh, 800th year's right now. We want to know, what's the worst gift you've ever received from your partner? Has anyone gotten worse than... I mean, well, we don't have anything really bad,

but has anyone ever received something in your like, why on earth would you give me this? Well, Sam also said that one of her exes went, for her birthday at the supermarket, so I brought her three Twix bars because she was like, oh, that's her favorite chocolate. Did that happen? You got Twix bars for your birthday? Yeah, I did.

My last birthday, yeah, Twix bar. I love a Twix. I love a Twix. But not for your birthday. No, no. So if you've got a worse present than three twigs bars, pull up 100s a year. Your avos head harder with Sean,

Steph and Harrison. The Edge. And we want to know right now on the phones, what is the worst gift you've ever received from your partner? I have been pretty shocking at giving gifts over the years. And my partner, Jeannie, quite honest with me about that.

Harrison, on the flip side, you go the other way. You kill your gifts. Yeah, see, you buy your partner gifts and she judges you for them being bad. I go out of the way to make sure I give my partner a good gift because I know she will judge me bad if I don't give a good gifts. Which shows you spend a lot of money on these gifts. You've set yourself a very high standard that you now have to maintain.

Oh, I never know how I'm going to top it, ever. But I'd never use the excuse as an engagement ring as a gift ever. You don't think so? No. Pretty good gift, though. I would never do that. Pretty good gift, though. It's not really a gift though, isn't it as a gesture?

Oh, 800 the edge. Zoe joins us from Belcletha. Welcome, Zoe. How I are? I'm good. How are you guys? So good. So what's the worst gift that somebody's given you? I got a dead fish. Okay.

You know what? If this is something he's caught in the ocean, I'd argue that's better than an alive fish. It was meant to be alive. Oh, so a pet. It was a pet. I was a pet fish. Yeah, it was a pet fish. What kind of fish? You snappy, interior-key. What was it? Just when I was like little common goldfish.

A goldfish. Even the bag. Oh, I see. I can miss through the situation. I thought he'd gone out fishing and brought you back a dead fish. Yeah, I thought you were doing. That's what I thought you were doing. Yeah.

No, all right. It's a good fish. Pretty bad. Pretty good's bird. I don't know. Anyway, thanks to your call. Zoe. Crystal in Rotta Vegas, welcome to the show, Crystal.

What's the worst gift you've ever got? Hi. I received a T-shirt that said, like, best brunette girlfriend or something, but I'm Ginger. Do you know what's crazy? Do you know what's crazy, Crystal? I've gotten that gift as well before for my ex-partner. Yeah, but then like I asked him, I was like, oh, did they send you the wrong one? And he was like, no, that's for somebody else.

So I was like, well, who is it? And then that's when I found out that he's actually cheetah. Oh, he sounds like the worst cheater of the world. Yeah, I was going to say, well, an absolute dog, man, that's insane. But also, what an idiot yet. Sorry, Crystal. The funny thing is that she would have got the best ginger girlfriend, so she would have found out too. Yeah.

Wow. You're going to go specific to hair colour. You really don't want to mix those up, do you? Could be colourblind, though, so I don't want to discriminate anybody here, actually. Yep. Could be. I feel like you can, though, if they're cheating. Let's go to Leticia.

Yeah. In Christchurch, welcome, Latisha. What's the bad gift you got? Oh, hi. Yeah, I got a camping chair. Oh, that's a good gift. Is that not a good gift? Were you going camping?

No, no, that is not. We haven't camped for about four years. But it's one of those things, Harrison, that's like, yeah, it's a good giff. Like, it's a practical gift, but it's not a romantic gift that you want from your partner, is? No. No, no. It's definitely no thought in that one. What brand are we talking, though?

Is it like Catman Do? Or is like a warehouse camping chair? Oh, it's probably like a Bunnings one that's like, an old people's kind of camp here, upright. Yeah. Not comfortable at all. What's his face when he gave it to? He's like, oh, she's going to love this.

You've wanted this for a while. Here's your camping chair. She'll be so comfy. Yeah. Yeah. He was proud to give it to me, but... Yeah. Legend, maybe.

Well, that makes me feel instantly better. Yeah, and there's he's a text that's similar to that. Like, someone's car's dead. I got a dryer one year and a mop this year. That's crazy. Well, that's suggestive, isn't it? It is suggesting. Amy said I got Hawaiian lays and glow sticks.

Interesting. Hawaiian lay and a glow stick? Yeah. So at Alex and I got a wooden placard that said Hawaii, and I've never been in Hawaii. A lot of guys when they're stuck, they go for the Hawaiian thing, didn't they? Yeah.

Let's get away from those. Let's ditch that. I was thinking for Ginny's birthday this year I was going to get her a whole pig on a spit. Nice. We'll move away from that, though. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

I'm on a journey, New Zealand, to provide you with a fact that is so good. It's just such an amazing fact. A perfect fact. Sean's five-star fact. A five-star fact. Harrison, you weren't here yesterday. Yeah. I gave a pretty incredible fact.

It was Scooby-Doo themed. Yeah, it's crazy because Scooby-Doo is probably one of my favorite, my favorite animated thing of all time. I love Scooby-Doo. Steph bought that up. She said, you've picked the one day Harrison's a way to do a Scooby-Doo fact. and it's Harrison's favourite so I thought

I'll try and find another Scooby-Doo so yesterday's one was that the Scooby-Doo theme song this one here is sung by Billy Ray Cyrus That's him singing I don't think that was him singing It is

You can look it up That's him singing this That's Billy Ray Cyrus I don't think so Consider Scooby-Doo To come out of the 1960s He wouldn't be doing this at the age of 10 or whatever, would he?

It's an old man. 1960-od. Yeah, okay. But he's stuck up. He sung it. He would have done the 80s or the 90s were version. There's lots of serious Scooby-Doo. Yeah.

See? Well, okay. Glad you didn't bring me into it yesterday. Well, I'm glad. I've got a better one today, but it is Scooby-Doo theme. But quickly, would you like to just go through the judging criteria of the said five-star fact? Yeah. There's a lot. What's the three pillars of it again?

shareability, originality and performance. Those are what this fact's been built on. We're about 90 facts in now. You and Steph kind of keep adding different criteria elements every week. Steve has the list. There's so many economies think of them all, but it's just like mana, no war chat, no numbers, rhythm, no tantrums,

musicality, authenticity is heaps to it. To musicality? Yeah. Okay, well that can't. That's not a word. Inter and a word. It's a prince. Sorry, nurse Sam. Sorry, Nurse Sam. That's all right.

It's a great you like that. There's one of our judges today, Harrison as well. Steph, unfortunately, away. Today I do have another Scooby-Doo themed fact for you, Harrison, as you're such a big fan of Scooby-Doo. Today's five-star fact is... Scooby-Dooby-Doo. Scooby-Doo.

Scooby-Doo. Which means that Shaggy nicknamed him Doobie. Yeah. but his nickname Scoob Scooby Doobie No no

They never say Scooby Doobie I've got a better fat You know Shaggy's Real name is Norville Rogers Norville Isn't that crazy Scoobit

Yeah Scoobits Nah Did you already know that I did know that Damn it I think this is what I get Probably

For trying to pick something That I'm quite informed About Yeah Yeah Okay Before we go to you Nurse Sam

What a fact! Such a great fact, Sean. I don't think it hits a mark today though. Your mouth's saying the words but your tone's not. Yeah, nah, not, not, not. About a three. Yeah, it's overall, even though not. It's not a great fact.

And I don't want to bring in because I wasn't here today, but just from the Billy Ray thing, you decided to play the non-Billy Ray song underneath it, underneath the fact. And I was thinking the whole time, oh my gosh, can't believe yesterday he thought this was Billy Ray's size. Okay, so it's kind of... It's a double down for me.

So three from you, Sam, Harrison. Oh. A generous one. A generous one. I've kind of... Because I already know the fact. Yeah. And it was...

Yeah. Okay. Generous one. Okay. All right. Five-star fact is back tomorrow, along with Steph, who might have been more generous. Yeah.

And we usually get texted on the three, three people say, yeah, good fact, or whatever. people on the curtain. Nothing today. Nothing. Yeah, which is fair enough. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

And at school holidays at the moment, and if you're a parent out there with kids, you know how difficult it can be with the rain and the wet weather. Harrison and I don't have children. No. But Steph does. That's why she's not here today.

A child. I just want to say, I think I'm great with children, man. I think I'm very good. My mum is a at-home childcare teacher. Wow, it's not. Yeah, she has been for the last 25 years. So she, there's been so many kids in my house always growing up.

I'm good with kids as well. Are you? Yeah, when I was younger, I used to help out with the kids' church at my church, mainly because I didn't want to go to the normal church. Oh, yeah. But it's like, what you had it with the kids' church? Isn't that? Like, we're not as teenagers, like, hooked up and smoked dourries out the back.

Like, were you one of those kids? So I think I'm pretty good with kids as well. Okay. So anyway, we thought we put it to the test right now. You can call up my 800 at the edge. If you've got children, and Harrison and I will pitch to you what we'd like to do on school holidays with your kids

if we were babysitting them. Yes. And you decide who you'd be more comfortable looking after your kids. Paige from Upper Hut joins us. Welcome, Paige. Hi. Paige, how's your school holidays going, first of all? They're going.

Yeah, they're going. Oh, Sean, that's a sign of stress. Even if they're going. Yeah, oh, not so much for me. Okay. Whoever's looking after them while I'm at work. Oh, so. So what's your situation? How many kids you got? What's the names?

I have three kids. My oldest will be 10 on the last day of the school holidays. Okay. And I have a five-year-old and an eight-year-old, so all pretty close. Yeah. Prime ages. Okay, so how do we do this? So Harrison, do you want to go first? You just kind of pitch what you do. Oh, can you go first? You want me to go first? Yeah, yeah. Okay, so this is kind of a trust exercise page. We'll pitch to you what we do,

and then you decide who you'd trust to look after your kids more. Okay. Okay. Once again, I do have experience looking after children. For sure you do. Okay. So here's what I do with your kids page. I take them to just outside the zoo

because the zoo is quite expensive. But there is one part of Western Springs Public Park where you can actually see into the zoo. There's one part. There's like a fence you can see through and you can see a couple animals in the distance. So we'll just park up there for about one to two hours and see if we could see any animals.

One to two hours parked on the car. I won't interrupt, sorry, here go. You'll have your turn. As a kid, I always wanted to drive a car, so I take them out to the country somewhere safe and let them have a spin in the old whip. Safely, of course, I'll make sure I'm there, make sure nothing goes wrong.

We might go on Omegal for a bit. It's a fun thing to do. And then I do DJ a lot, so how are they staying out late? Bring them... Could have their first club experience? I haven't let them stay out, but they definitely will try and stay up.

They go, they'd love that. They'd love that. They'd love that. I'd take them to a DJ gig with me. Obviously, I'll be their parental guardian in lieu of you being their page. I won't let them drink or anything silly, but maybe they can, like, throw a couple of earhorns, jump on the mic a little bit. So that's what I think I'd do. It's fun.

It's good. It's a lot. Harrison, what would you do? That sounds like a lot of fun. Exclusion therapy. Okay. Key please, I'm just going to just play that little thing there. This is what I do, Paige.

Is that a thing? No. Not the national anthem. No, that's not a This is Oh, Harrison's pitch, sorry That's all right All right

It's 5 a.m. In the house, I'm in the house You're still asleep Sleeping a little bit I go to the kids' room Come on, you little tikes It's time to go grab some brecky We go out

I have the big brecky It's what I said I have the big breaky thanks waiter For the kids They'll have a bowl of fruit each Thank you very much And they do and they love it That's so much nutrients

Then after that I go You know what kids We're gonna go to the trampoline park They're like yes thank God how fun And they go It is an hour and a half walk there So we are going to get some steps in Until we walk for an hour and a half

30 steps we rack up We're at the trampoline part Having such a good time All right lunch break All the kids come outside And I've packed them salad and chicken sandwiches Real healthy and a side of fruit as well Lots of fruit that day

We play frisbee We chuck about a rugby ball Have a bit of fresh air And then we walk home That's a long way home. It's a three-hour walk home. Absolutely tuck it out. Why aren't you driving in the car?

Huh? Why aren't you driving them? No, they've got to get their exercise in. They're working. To the back of my place and they're like, can we watch TV? I'm like, yeah, after you're finished reading this, and I bring out three books that they have to start reading. They're so tired.

They read so much. They fall asleep. You come home from work. Kids have a good day. They had a great day. We carry the kids out to the car. One of them looks at me and whispers, thanks, Uncle Harry.

And go, you're a good buddy. And I chucked them in the car. you drive off and they sleep all night long. That's just what I do on an average day in school holidays. All right, Paige, it's in your, balls in your court. You can opt for neither of us. That's also an option. But Shauna Harrison, who would you trust to look after your children more?

Okay, the driving, the Omiegel, and the concert all sounded very, very convincing. But the music sold me on Harrison's when I think the vibes were there. Thank you. And I think without the music, it still would have sold you. You're right, Paige? Tushay. Oh, yeah, beautiful headbeat, almost.

Okay, well... Well, yeah. All right, I'm worried that you would fail the background check, if I'm honest with you. Your Avos Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. The blind ranking, this is something you may have seen on TikTok. It's, you know, you'll get a subject matter. Five things within it.

You've got to blind rank them before you really know what's. coming next. Yeah. That's it. And we're going to do it today. We've got our producer, Nurse Sam, who's going to come up with the category. Me and Harrison, aren't even aware of what the category is going to be. Nope. Excited, though, Nurse Sam. Good. You should be. This is a good one.

Okay. My tummy is rumbling. Oh, what is that? Best food combinations. Oh, my gosh. That's good. That's good. That's good. Best food combinations. This is good. All right. What's option number one, Sam?

Option number one. Cookies and milk. Got to be high. Gotta be high. See, for me, dairy intolerant. So that's like a five for me personally. But I love a cookie.

I think based on the premise that not everything's about your allergies, and we're ranking them globally. I'd say, let's set it, I'll be respectful to you. Let's hit a three. Three's easy. Because people love it.

Yeah, I love coffee. Like that's intolerant kings, not so much. Three. Three. All right. Three for cookies and milk. Next up, we've, We've got fries and ice cream.

You know, like McDonald's fries and soft serve? Yep. It's a good combo. Yep, that's not a common combo, I'd say, for me. Again, this isn't about me. But I feel like it's not as common. Yeah, I've always found that to be the pineapple on pizza of... Oh, yeah.

People just like to make it a controversial thing. Like, how crazy am I that I dip my thighs and my softsiff? It's like, all right, man. Like, it's not bad. It's not amazing. It's just like, yeah. Okay. Chill out.

on that one. I'm going to get a five. We're going five on that. Chill out. Two separate things. All right. All right. Next up then.

Mashed banana on toast. What? I mean, yeah, it's not bad. It is pretty yum. I do love banana on toast. We can't go to top two though. Let's go four?

You reckon? Okay, four. Yeah, I guess so. We've got one and two left. All right, all right. Next one. Number four is two minute noodles with melted cheese grated in.

I've, never done that in my life. Never. I've never done that, but that's got to be one. That sounds incredible. It is. It changes your life. Or should we go two?

We'll bank on something better coming. Two. I've never tried that, but it does sound yum. Yeah, we'll do two. Sounds like something you'd do after something else you've done. What? When you get home late at night, you're like, that's the kind of food that you'd like. That sounds amazing.

Oh, I thought you meant like after intercourse. I mean that as well. Meadles and cheese. You know what? That's what you want after that? Yeah, no. With your post-quietal cigarette. You always get a bit hungry?

Yeah, right, yeah, right. Fair enough. Well, speaking of cigarette, Sean, number five is... Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. A siggy and a red wine. Amazing, well done from us. That is, that is...

I'm so satisfied with that list. That dessert number one. By landslide. Wow. Your avos head harder. With Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. You're familiar with the show Friends, Harrison?

You never really watched it, actually, I? No, oh my God, am I familiar with it? God, it's all that anyone bangs on about him. Every bloody EB games or typo. Or Cotonono JJ's has friends everything. People love friends so much. It's so true. You can't go into a JJ's without finding a friend.

Or typos are like, Friends and Harry Potter, the two things I haven't seen, is the two things everyone's seen. Wow, this isn't going to be. I've got a friend's kind of tidbit for you, but you've never watched it. Oh, go on. Now, be supportive.

It's still relevant. You can watch Friends nowadays. it doesn't feel that old. Like it's of a time, but it's still very relevant. See, I love, older than very, I love Seinfeld. But you've never even watched Friends, so you don't know if you don't love it. No, but I like Seinfeld more.

Okay, well, this isn't a Seinfeld tip, it's a Friends tidbit. Can it be a Seinfeld one? Never watched it. Too late, probably, eh? So in Friends, at the end of it, Ross and Rachel get together and they have twins. Hashtag Spoiler Alert. You've had 20 years to watch it, though, so that's on you.

Well, now I'm not going to watch it. You're just spoil it then. They have twins. Those twins are now 23 years old this year. 23 years. And what a claim to fame for them to be able to say, I was one of the twin babies of Ross and Rachel and Friends. An amazing childhood claim to fame. I thought like one of the boys from Zach and Cody was... Yeah, he was one of the kids. Yeah, Ross's kids. Oh, so was Zach and Cody with the twins?

No, no, no, no. So Ross has another child. Do I quickly have to explain the plot of friends. So Ross has a child with someone else. Right. That person turns out to play for the same team. Yes. So Ross is like kind of co-parenting and then he gets a fractual and then they have twins. And then they get two armchairs.

They get armchairs and they relax back in them and then one of them is the duck. That's just the intro. Pet duck. Oh yeah. No, those are different people. That's Chandler and Joey. And then free them get married in London. God.

You need to watch Friends. Was I close to any of those things? Yeah, those are all fast. Okay, cool. But I want to open the phones up right now. 0800 the edge. Were you a childhood celebrity, like these people,

who are probably just living their everyday lives, they're normal people, and they can say I was one of the babies from friends. Yeah. Like, um, New New Zealand examples, like the Miter 10 out, you know those boys?

Hey, Jonesy, what's you gonna do with the job Saturday? Mate, you're dreaming like those guys. Amazing. Childhood stars. That's an incredible thing. They're out there called a 100th of the edge. If we could get one of the mitre ten air guys on,

Nurse Sam, our producer, you've got a bit of a claim to fame. Well, my sister, yes, she's got more of a claim for fame. When she was a little toddler, she got put in a whole bunch of ads for like Treasures Nappies or Huggies or something. Yeah, a whole bunch. Was she on all the packets or on TV? On TV, so she did the commercials back then. Yeah, yeah, it was really cute.

That's incredible. See, that's what we're after. Childhood claim to fame. What did you do as a kid? Were you on a TV show? Were you on an ad? You're Avo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge.

I was talking about Friends, the TV show, and how two of the twins that we use as babies on that show have turned 23 years old today. And we want to know, 0800 The Edge. Were you a celebrity baby? Were you in the TV show movie? Are you one of the twins? Cool up.

Becky joins the show right now. Becky, were you a childhood celebrity? Not really, but I was on an ice cream ad on the local TV station in Queensland when I was a kid. So that's incredible. What are you saying? It's amazing. Oh, thanks.

I hear you also wanted to clear up my friend's tidbit. You did like, I did. It's not Ross and Rachel that have twins. It's Monica and Chandler. Becky, I was trying to tell him that. It just doesn't click, man. Harrison hasn't seen the show. I misspoke Becky.

It was Ross and Rachel's kid that they had the baby. was played by a set of twins. So they had like, if one was crying, it'd swap it out for the other one. Emma. Emma was a twin of someone else. Emma. Oh, good. Sorry to be a knack.

No, we love that. No, we need more narks. No, thanks, Becky. Thanks much for calling. And let's go to Anna on the show. Anna, 0800 the edge. Were you in childhood celebrity? I wasn't, but you're out here spreading this information.

Oh, I go. I just call in. Okay. Thank you, Anna. Again, trying to tell him the facts of it. I'll clear this up. So, Anna, I did miss, but I said. said Ross and Rachel's twins, they didn't have twins.

But their one baby was played by twins. Baby Emma. Yeah, Emma, thank you. I'm trying to tell you. You totally just googled that. Look, nothing on me. You googled it.

I didn't. It was Canada and Monica had twins. They did have twins. Talking about twins on the show, yeah, that was them. No, look, that's on me, Anna. It was Ross and Rachel's baby, played by twins. And thanks much for calling. You know, okay, well, we've had five calls.

I'm not going to take the rest of them. None of them about show-hearted celebrities all calling me on my BS for getting friends information wrong. Can I be honest? Have you even seen the show? I've seen the show. God. I have, I promise.

Don't believe it. Your Arvose Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Harrison's got a riddle for us. It's time for the Rayleigh Diddle. Sorry? It's time for the Rayleigh diddle. I thought we agreed on the daily riddle.

Now it's like a riddle in itself because I flip the first. two letters. I just don't think we can be saying diddle. Oh, it's five o'clock. For the Rayleigh diddle today.

This is a big riddle diddle, Diddle, Sean. I don't want to know the answer and you can't look at the text machine okay, because you can text you can text in your answers to 3, 3, 4, 3.

And what you think the answer is. Don't Google it. Just use your brain, okay? It's 5 o'clock on a thursday, so let's just get this brain's active. It's almost time to clock off, right? One last push. We can do this.

All right. Sean. the rest of the country. Here is today's Rayleigh Diddle. First you eat me, then you get eaten. What am I? First you eat me, then you get eaten. What am I?

First you eat me, then you get eaten. What am I? Pineapple. Because the little enzymes and pineapple eat you're like... Nah, good shout though. So your mouth gets fuzzy. I'll say it again. First you eat me, then you get eaten.

What am I? 69. Pardon? No, I heard what you said. I'm not even going to let you say that again probably. It's not wrong, is it? Someone texted him pineapple? First you eat me, then you get eaten.

Yeah. Worming tablets? No. Because you eat them and then they eat little worms. No. That's not how it works. The thing with the Rayleigh Dill is we don't actually go to the next segment on the show or something until you answer it. So what do you think of this?

I'll read it again, really listen to what I'm saying. I hate these. I'm not good at them. First you eat me, then you get eaten. What am I? What's the second part of it? When do you get eaten? Well, first you eat, me. Mosquitoes?

Eat you? First you eat me that. No, you wouldn't eat a mosquito, would you? Oh, we've got some correct. Doxycycline. Kayla's text in the right answer. Can I look at it? at it? No.

Well, we're never going to go to the picker-racks. Well, you've got to get it. Come on. Can I get any hints? First you eat me, then you get... Yeah, give me a hint. Um, the ocean. First you eat me, then you get eaten. What am I?

Everyone's texting him right now. I don't know. Guys, back me up. It's a fish hook. First you eat me, you eat the fish hook, and then you get eaten. You then eat the fish. Come on.

It's the Rayleigh Doodle. Bravo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Right now, joined by Kiwi artist Ricky Reid. Welcome, Ricky. Hello. You know her from this big hair, over-romantic, maybe from high heights, and a brand new song coming tomorrow.

We have done a little deal. We've done some hustling off here. And Harrison and I have got the clearance to play it a day early. Huge. I'm here for it, guys. It's called candy. You guys. You guys, the first time it's been played on radio speakers in New Zealand.

Rumor has it. You played this to Chris Martin from Coldplay and he liked it. That is not a rumor. It's true. I know. Whoa. When, how, why? Actually, like, it's so, like, over my head.

It's crazy. But, I mean, I wasn't the only one. There was, like, maybe 11 Kiwi artists that had this experience. And it was when they came on their tour, Coldplay's tour, in November last year. And apparently Chris Martin, when he goes to, new city or like a city hasn't been to for a long time. He hits up local artists and put them in a studio together with some beanbags and some wine and some cheese and whatever and just asks to share music pretty much. So that's what we did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did he play you unreleased stuff as

well? Was it like a that sharing? No, no, no, no. But we literally, I remember getting there. No media, nothing, no phones, no photos, anything, no managers in the room, whatever, just purely the artists and Chris Martin and also the guitarist from Coldplay. And it was just so cool. We literally just sat in a circle and had circle time. And he went around and we just talked about like the state of New Zealand at the moment, about Tittiti. And we talked about like just... Well, you talked about the Treaty of Waitangi with Chris Martin from Coldplay.

Yeah. Yeah, I feel like with the cause of the gig, I went to me like, Shadows, I'm sorry what's happening over here and alter hero. Oh, do you know what though? crazy timing because the Hikoi was happening that same, like those over those days. So he was already like, what's going on? Like I already know a little bit about like the history here. But yeah, we all kind of just talked about it with him

and he was really interested. And then, yeah, we all went around and just talked about our own projects and he asked questions and I played him this song. Were you nervous to play out to him? I, like, I think when he had sent the invitation out to all of us to like come and hang out, I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. And then in the room, no, not at all.

Like, I just think he is, like, the example for every artist or creative ever to exist. Because he's just genuinely so friendly, so kind and just so open. And I don't know. It was really cozy, you know, like, it was really nice. So we're about to play the song, Candy, for the first time as I see, comes out tomorrow. A little sneak peek here with it. Thanks for letting us do it, Ricky. but what was Chris Martin's thoughts on the song before we played?

Because I heard he had very, very positive things to say. I think the word perfect was used. Wow. It was really crazy. I get nervous talking about it. But, I mean, yeah, I showed him a song. And then he was like, hey, I'm like, this is still a demo. Like, I feel like it needs something.

I'm not sure what it is. What do you think? And he was just like, no, no, no, no, no. It's perfect. Like, the structure is perfect. Then he got up and he played it on piano. Whoa. And it was really crazy.

Just by ear. Wow. Yeah. He's so talented. He literally got up, went on the grand piano, and was humming the song to himself and playing the chords. And was just like, oh, no, it's perfect. Your Arvo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. Join this studio right now by Recky Reid. A brand new song, Candy, coming out tomorrow. We just played it for the first time. If you missed it, um, shame. You have to wait until tomorrow to hear it. But you do have a track called Over-Romantic, Recky. Harrison does a segment on our show called Yes No Maybe

where he just runs through a few social scenarios and we kind of let him know whether they're socially acceptable or not Yes, no, maybe. So, Ricky, today's theme is over-romantic, the title of your banger of a song. And I'm just going to run you through, let's just say, we in some other universe, we're dating. We're going on dates, okay?

I was interested in you, maybe you're interested in me. and so I'm going to call out some things I'd do if we were trying a date and you just say yes, no, maybe. Okay. I think it's appropriate, no, or it's too over-romantic. All right, set the scene. We're on a date. Okay, first one.

I pay for the dinner. Once we have both separately home, I send you my account number and the price of your meal. No. No? Why did you even pay for in the first place then? Yeah, I know. Just put it on split-wise.

Yeah, but, you know, I'm not made of money. I think so. I'll put a maybe for that probably. Wait, so just for context, was it to save the server time or was it just because you changed your mind about paying for it? No, I got home and looked to my encounter and thought I'm a bit short and changed. I'm going to have to hit her up about that. Yeah.

So I know from you. I mean, I feel like if you're like, oh, like, should we split the bill? I would be like, yeah. And I would be like, yeah, that's fine. Yeah, I was just trying to impress you, though, so I got nervous. Okay. I'm going to write out for that because I feel like it's kind of fair for me to do that. Secondly, oh, here we go.

We go out to a restaurant. Uh-huh. I pull your chair out for you. You fall onto the ground. I go, now that was actually a trust fall. I will now prove to you over the date that you can trust me. Wait, what? That's quite romantic.

Wait, so you let me fall on purpose. I pick you up and go, I'm so sorry. Over this course of this day, I'm going to show you that you can trust me. It's a bit of reverse psychology. Exactly. You know, that's kind of funny. Maybe, maybe. Maybe?

Because I'm a bit of a joke star, I think. Yeah, a little bit wacky. Yeah, a little bit wacky, raggy. Yeah, alright, don't mind for that. Thirdly, I was kind of in the same context. We go for a swim in the ocean. I hold you under the water for a few seconds too long. Your lungs fill up.

I drag you out to the ocean, resuscitate you. And then you go, you've literally saved my life. Yes, no, maybe. But I can't sing anymore. There's my... Yeah, you can't sing, but I literally saved your life. That's pretty hot. It's pretty hot.

You looked really like quench, darling. you're saved. I'm going to jump the gun and say yes. You know what, yeah. Yeah, I think so. Let's go. Yeah, you'll save my life. Thanks so much.

Okay, well, thank you. A couple more. You give me a hug when we first see each other. I go, poo, you stink. We need to sort this out. And then I take you to farmers and buy you a new perfume. As long as it's Britney Spears fantasy, we're on. Oh, done.

Okay, yes. This is great. This is great. Okay. Final one. It was a bit of a fun one. You come in, I'm sitting on a chair, you walk in, I go, I've been on heaps of dates today.

How would you feel if I said that to you? I feel like good for you, buddy. Okay, cool. Well, I've been on heaps of days today. And then I'd stand up, revealing that I've been sitting on like 20 dates and then say, but you're the one I'm most excited for. So it's kind of a romantic comedy gesture. I think it's a no for me.

That's a no! I'm really sorry, no. You need to be rude about it. I'm just going to write yes, because that's my best. idea. That's it. But I'll let you drown me, that's fine. Yeah, but I can... I'm going to... Sweet.

I like it. This is great. Amazing. Hey, thanks for that, Ricky. It's important that Harrison can get these things out so he doesn't do those in public. Thank you. Your Avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Big news. Do you hear Jaffers are getting discontinued? What? We have to all

leave the city? No, not you. Oh, not Auckland is. Oh. Wait. I have to dye the colour of my hair a different colour. No, not gingers. What are you talking about that? The lolly, Jaffers. The lolly chocolate.

Yeah, they're getting discontinued, which is crazy to me. I love Jaffers. Because we recently were in the Edge Safe House where we got locked up in a house and we got given a bunch of treats while we were in there. And one of them was Jaffers. And I didn't realize how good they were.

I think they've gotten better. That's so good. But the thing is, like, when we were having them, we're like, oh, Jeff is young, but you don't buy them these days, do you? You just don't buy them. But that's there. And they're yum.

I was so like, yeah, they're still around? Yeah, that was what nurse Sam, our producer said. What did you say earlier? I was talking about it. You said, you didn't know they were still there. No, I thought they had already discontinued them. Exactly. It's not a good sign, I thought.

Oh, yeah, do you know who makes Jeffers? Oh, I do know, but I was shocked when I found out. It's RJ's. Yeah, RJ's. So shocking, the licorish company. Random, eh? Because you think you're near your cabberries or your huddikas, or your nestles.

Your nessies. Yeah, nah. I would have said a nesler. RJ. But it's RJs. Anyway, they're being discontinued, which is very sad. That is pretty sad. You know, they're a institution. And, you know, we're still about a concert. What is Janine going to do?

What's Janice going to do with the Jaffer race day? They roll Jaffers down that tall road. Do they race down boardman? Yeah. Do you know about this? The Jaffer race. Zededen? Every once a year, they roll Jaffirs and if you win, you, I don't know, what you win. If you're Jaffirs, then, if you don't know about this thing.

I didn't have a true thing. Oh, anyway. It's no longer anymore, is it? RAPE Jaffers. Sad. But luckily for you, we've gone out and made a mass purchase of a whole bunch of packs of Jaffers. And I thought Harrison, the only right thing to do would be to do a good old-fashioned Jaffer Blige. Give us a call.

Everyone wins Jaffers. Look under your seat. You win a Jaffer. You win a Jaffer. You're driving, pull over. You want some bloody Jaffirs! 0-800 the Edge. Who do I have here?

You've got Sophie. Sophie, welcome to the Jaffer. Blah! Sophie, what are you going to do with the Jaffirs when you're going to get home? You're going to crush them all up and shower them over your face and then sleep and then wake them and you've got red marks all over your face? What? Absolutely.

I'm just going to bathees all in those Jaffirs. No, I haven't had Jaffirs for ages. So as soon as I heard you saying they were discontinued, I was like, oh my God, I haven't had Jaffirs in probably over five years, to be fair. And I've got an eight-year-old daughter who's never tried them, so it's criminal that they're going to go out of fashion or be discontinued without her having tried them. So I had to jump online.

Give you guys a call. Yeah! I would say that's probably the source of the problem. Michelle, welcome to the show. Welcome to the jaffer. Blay and one, some jaffers. Yes, please. What are you going to do with the jaffers?

You're going to throw them up for the ear and try and catch your mouth, choke on one, spin it out, drop it on the floor and put it back in because you don't care because it's the last time you were going to eat one of them or what? Absolutely Yeah Michelle We got more Jaffas to give away

Lucy You've won some bloody Jaffirs made You're there Speechless Absolutely speechless Oh Lucy what are you gonna do with the Jaffirs You're gonna sleep with your partner And then shut them up his nostrils

And then he's gonna wake up Because he can't breathe and you go What's in my nose You got the bloody Jaffirs You freak or what Lucy Let's go to Rebecca in Christchurch Rebecca welcome to the Jaffir

When you turn up to her You turn to a crime center. It's a police investigation. And yeah, you go, I haven't got blood on my hands. Put your hands up. Your hands are covered in blood. And they're like, what's up there? They're like, they're just Jaffers because they're out of sale now or what?

Got one more person. Let's go to another Michelle. This one in Papakota. Michelle, welcome to, because Jaffers are being discontinued. We're doing a Jaffer. What are you going to do, Michelle? He's going to sit on the couch and eat the bag because it's the last one you'll probably ever have Jaffers. Oh, I think I'd do more than that.

You've got to do something more fun. Oh, what are you going to do then? You're going to have a shower and you're going to turn the water off and just flared up with a bag of Jeffs and liner washed your body and get the gunk off and they eat them later because you're so hungry or what? Head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. I went into a doctor today. Oh, finally. I go see the doctor like once every few years. I treat myself like a car. Like I wait until there are like at least three lights flashing and one of the tires is going down before I take it to the mechanic.

Yeah. I don't want to have to go. Because the thing is if you need one prescription, wait until you need two or three and then go to the doctor. Get it all done. Take it all off. What do you do when you go?

Do you go for just a checkup? Well, it'll be, I'll wait until I'm sick or something. For this one, it wasn't a checkup. I was just out of a lot of things I need, like different medications and stuff. So I went to the doctor and I just got all the scripts for it. Got it all done, checked off, tick the box, and then I'll go back to the doctor in five years.

I see because I only go to the doctor if I legally have to, like, filming for my acting stuff because you get medical checkups. Yeah. that's the only time I go. Not if you're like really really sick. If I've got a problem, I'll figure it out. Yeah, I don't figure it out.

What are they going to do? I'm a little... Well, hopefully something. So I got to see my doctor today, and he's not there. He's off on sick leave. So they said, there's another doctor who's filling in. You can go see her. And I was like, yeah, no worries.

I'm not a sexist. Yeah. I'll go see a female doctor. Yeah, you would have got excited. No, I didn't get excited. That would have been, you a bet? Well, yeah. How old?

Well, that's actually what you're bringing me to my next point. Oh, really? Because I walk into this room and I was... No, no, no, no. Well... I walked into this room and I was shocked to see a female doctor there who's younger than I am. And the reason I know she's younger than me, and that's not a weird thing, is because I know this woman. This is someone whose flatmate I used to date at uni, and we had a wild night out together.

Party at their house, loose as night. This is like, okay, I'm 30 now. She must be 29. I'm saying when we were like 21, this happened. And I remembered her. When I say I dated her flat, mate. It was like a Tinder situation, couple hookups. Anyway, I remember this woman.

And now she's a doctor. And she's so professional. And she goes, hey, Sean, how are you? I was like, hey, good to see you. But it took me off guard. Because I am not used to having medical professionals be younger than me. And now going forward in my life, I guess I'm at that point where that's flipped. You're 25.

you're a bit younger than I. I don't think it's probably happened for you yet, but you'll get to this point where you go to see a doctor, they're younger than you, and it's a weird feeling. Especially when you've got history with them. I'm like,

I saw you do a beer funnel, and now you're like helping me prescribe like a anti-anxiety medication, whatever she's helping me with. I bet she would have been like, congrats in the engagement. You would have gone one engagement. Didn't you and your,

my brother got engaged, I think? Oh, well, because you think I was hitting on her? Probably. No, not what happened. You would instead of saying, your fiancé, you would have said, oh yeah, the girl I'm saying. I bet you did that. I bet you did that today.

Isn't that the worst when people do that? Oh, that's girl I'm saying, your fiancé? No, this is my friend. I'm your fiancé. That's crazy. We don't actually know each other that well. Like, we're not, I don't think we're still on social media. Did you hook up?

No, I'll go on Tinder. I'll go with her flat mate. Oh, it's changed a lot. No, yeah, if it was, no, that would be a conflict of interest. Yeah, if it was in, you would have got hammering tongs on the doctor's office. Is that what you're saying? No, what I'm saying is, It was weird for me to go and see a doctor who was younger than me.

And then I was like, I saw you be a real loose unit and now you're a doctor. And you're intimidated. It was just weird. Because you were doing wacky radio. You play songs with weddings. Because my career's not turned out as successful. Is that what you've been intimidated? You're like, oh man.

Well, I am now. That's what you were doing. Because you've bought it up. You're banging my knees. I'm kicking your chest. That's a reflex thing. You got your fingers down my throat. Okay.

Come back to me. Maybe. Yeah, she did put her fingers down my throat, actually Pumping. You're pumping in there? The heart with the oldest deathers go, pumping. But that stuff. You've got to start going to the doctors, man. Your Arvo's head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

The Edge. Harrison and I are going to get in the shower right now and experience some shower thoughts, those thoughts that come to you when you're sitting in a shower alone or with a friend. Finally, it's been a hard day's work. Can you pass me that? Lufa? Yep, there you go, man.

No, no. Use it on your back. Oh, use it however I see fit. No, no. What I mean backside, I mean just the side, the backside. Okay. Not your asshole. Hey Harrison, do you think the first person who ever inhaled helium was really relieved when the effects wore off? They were like, oh no, this is me forever. No, no, it's not, and I'm back.

Yep. Isn't it crazy that Drain, like in the shower, stands for D. Rain. Down rain. Like shower water, down rain. Hey Harrison,

you know, I don't think I've ever said, Hey, Stranger to someone that I actually don't know. That's good. It's kind of a weird thing to say to an actual stranger. Hey, stranger? Yeah. They're instantly, Do I know you?

No, I'm calling you a stranger. Do you know as wacky as Jean? Go on. Hurry up. Don't tell me that. I'm hurrying across. I can't fly. Do you know, I think the scariest thing to read in Braille

would be do not touch. Too late. It would be too late. Why do the iconic New Zealand show, what now, have cream on plates and push them into kids' faces then say, you've been cream pied.

Bloody kids. Do you think that Spider-Man has the auto-rotate feature turned off on his phone? Why, on the iconic New Zealand kids TV show, What Now? Did they use to put green slime over them and say, hey kids, you've been gunged? The bloody kids.

The asteroid that ended the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone that we've ever had. Bravo's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, hey, I saw a news story today. A guy in the UK, a war veteran, has lived to be 106 years of age today. God, the poor bastard.

Happy birthday to him. Do you know what he attributes to his long life? What? He ate a bowl of custard every single day. Yum? Yeah, yum, and he reckons that's why he lived so long? Well, I don't know, but he's said that something he's done, and he's made it to 106. Man, I love custard.

That, like, it's never the same when you make. I know they're like, oh, someone will be like, oh, you get it at this, like a nice restaurant, it's going to be really good. No, that, like, anchor one in the carton. Yeah, right. I'll polish off one of those by myself. I have. It's good. It's like when I see old people, and they still smoke dourries all these years later.

And it's like, oh, they say that smoking kills, but look at them. They're only 90s smoking. Still going. It's probably still does kill you. But still is like, man, is that the secret? This is quite a dark thought, but do you think anyone ever gets to, like, late 90s? And they're like,

roll the credits, I'll start smoking. Wow. Give me a bowl of cuss in a couple darts. Yeah. So he's said this, he's gone, and why I bring it up is because one of my favorite things in the world is when old people who are like 105, 106, whatever, go, this is what I do every day.

And this is why I'm so old. And then, like you said earlier, some idiot somewhere will start doing that thing. trying to live forever. So if I ever make it to like 100, I'll tell, I'll lie. Yeah. I'll lie and say what my secret was. What would you say?

I don't know. I'll say like every day I woke up at 2 a.m. and drank a litre of milk and they went back to bed every day. Oh God, sure. So that someone out there, I'd say I climbed a tree every day. Every full moon I put a pine coin up my bum. These are the things you can say and someone's going to try them. Every night I'll get my partner to fart of my pillow

and then I'll lie, sleep face down, so I get constant pink eye, and that's why I'm 110. That sounds insane, but you say that in you're 110. Someone is going to do it. Yeah. I, no exercise is good exercise. So don't exercise at all. That's how I'm this old.

Sound is old. You know, the science of that makes sense to me, because you've not moved as much, so you're saving your movements. Yeah, by everything in the threes. like everything you buy you have to buy three of it everything and you'll live to be 120

yeah milk cookies phones phones if you do happen to live to be that old oh yeah how old do you reckon

do we have like a list and that's in there hundreds I'd think they'd listen to text too don't call we don't want to work you too hard text

we're not going to know how to text text there are 300 343 or get your care or two or text and it might see you

tomorrow if you're 100 Craig, call us on the landline. If you're 100, call us on the landline. I want to hear if we've got 100, you'll listen to. I can we've got one. Do you know what we should do is our Arvopolo tomorrow? Who is it going to live the longest?

Yeah, that's good one. Your Avos head harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison. The Edge. Hey, thanks for listening to the podcast. I hope you enjoyed. Yeah, thanks. You know how yesterday I was talking about how it started on the podcast outro and then, oh, you went here yesterday,

but I talked about it on the show about how Jeannie, my girlfriend, now fiance has been flown to a different country by a certain person. Yep, pretty fucking lucky. I just found it yesterday. Her brother said, hey, could you put up a TikTok about it? He's like, hey, take that down. He's very worried about his privacy.

Do not mention who this person is or that you're doing this trip. And tell Sean, do not talk about it on the radio. I've talked about it three times and I've mentioned his name in two of those times. Really? What's his name? Well, what's his name?

Well, I can't say that now. Okay. You listen to yesterday's podcast if you want to be, if you want to see that. Cool. The other thing I want to talk about you with is talk about with you is I think we need to get to know each other a little bit better. Okay.

I think, you know, we skipped, you know, when you joined the show with me and Steve, we skipped the kind of period of, you know, that you normally do in a corporate office of like the name game kind of thing throw a push ball around. And we jump straight into like join us on the radio show and we'll laugh and be best friends. True.

So I thought maybe where you could play the name game with you and I We say our name and we say two fun facts about ourselves This is I know we've known each other for six months This is cool man Yeah

This is cool I just love that we had the podcast And you go Have you got any ideas If not I've got an absolute rip I forgot about I didn't have any ideas

Feel free if you've got anything else To contribute Feel free we'll do that now Do you know what I was I've just gotten Angry you just get lots of lots of

lots of gambling emails at the moment I can't stop oh I watched Joe Damon's TikTok on that where we're talking about I know what he said I'm getting it all the time

I was like yes so am I like I've always gotten them but genuinely every day and it's I don't know it's just annoying just people being like

you would they get into your main email like it's just important emails come through is we just getting anyone bet I'm not too bad I've had anyone from them as well

but all that all these other ones, you say, oh, fuck off, take a hint. I've got a whole list of blocked emails. It's just gambling ones. So what are they saying, like, promote their online pokies and they'll give you money? Yeah, it's all it is. Anyway, that's not interesting.

What's the name game? You were going to do it, though, eh, until they started, like, pulling up lights of Ali on that? Yeah, until they were like, did you remember your mouldy? I was like, true. Remember your Nana lost her life to gambling? Yeah, I did forget about that, actually. Did she really?

She did. How does that happen? sucked into a pokey's machine. Couldn't get it out. She was trapped. No, but she gambled so much. They had no money. Well, that's what they say.

You lose your life. I mean, you don't die because you're gambling. But, like, I've made two nannas and two grandmas on my dad's side. All died from smoking. I don't get to kill them. But gambling.

Lost everything. My grandma, her, actually, my granddad is technically, I've only met him once. But he gave birth to my mum, then lost all of my

grandma's money, her life savings, gambling. And then just left them. My mom and her and my grandma. Yeah, he just lost everything. He just told her to tell her, I've lost all. She's like, why can't I get your money out at the bank?

He's like, I've lost it all gambling. Fuck. And I'll be honest with you. I know you have. I haven't even gone on a Pokes machine in my life. Not because I like, oh, I don't want to do it. Because I also don't want to get addicted to it. It's pretty fun.

Yeah, it looks fun. But you've got to like, it's like the Lotto app. I've had to delete the app. Last year, again, when I had like, yeah, about a year and a half ago, I had, no money at all. It was waiting something good to have in my life. I was working hard to make sure something happened.

I had no money at all. And I got the lotto app and I like went in on the games on that. It's like slot machines. Oh really? I'd spend, fuck mate. I'd get a wins payment or something. Half the three quarters of it would have been on the lot of it. Like a game.

See, so I guess I did have a gambling addiction. So I was like, imagine walking into a room full of it. Yeah, don't. Yeah. If you've got an addictive personality, do not do it. And one of my other good friends that just started becoming a dancer at the Sky City Casino.

Go on. She's like, oh my God, you've got to come watch. You've got to come see me. I'm like, absolutely. But I can't go. There's a good barbie. You can just sit at the bar and watch it. Nah, but I'll see the machine.

Just put it like, oh, yeah, come over here. Okay. Now, I obviously, you can't justify it if you've got an addictive personality. I do love to gamble. And I'll be honest about it. I do like, I don't promote it because I know people like,

well, I do talk about it openly. But people get addicted with it. My thing is, I think it's very fun. Every time I put money down on like a sports bet or a pokey's or the roulette or something, I basically go into it. I don't spend too much and whatever I do put into it, which differs in amounts,

I am okay to lose if I have a good time. So that has to be your mentality, I think. If you go into it, you're like, I need to win to pay this. That's a terrible mentality. I can't lose this money. Do not do it. Like if I go in, for me, and maybe this is a bit privilege of me,

but if I go into a casino on Saturday night and I'm making a big night of it, maybe I've got a couple hundred bucks that I'm going to gamble. And if I come out with more, that's amazing. If I lose that couple hundred bucks, but I have a couple hours,

a great couple hours on my mates and I don't do it too often, then that's worth it to me and I know that going into it. So if I lose that, I'm not going to be like depressed the rest of the week. It's incredible self-control.

You've got to have that mentality. Know your limit. Do not take any more out after you've hit your limit and be okay, make your limit whatever you're okay with losing. And for some people, especially now,

what they're okay with losing is nothing and so don't gamble I don't have kids or anything though and I make all right money and I don't have kids so I can gamble a little bit and I feel like yeah fair I hear I also feel like as I've got an older 25

I've never had an addictive personality I don't get addicted to things as I've got an older I get addicted to things I don't know what that is what's up with that like fuck drinks vapes is addicted to vapes fuck I'm off that now

think fuck because I've got gum disease so that way they've stopped you I was like I should stop No my guns are here I'm like it was the fucking vote It was terrible Now at the moment I can kind of smash back some darts

I'm like fuck I love a dart And then my girlfriend described it to me She goes yeah you've always Since I've known you You've always needed advice You've always needed something And it's never been something healthy It's one filthy fucking thing

Well here's the great thing about that You can be like one of the people Who gets addicted to something good Like people get addicted to exercise People get addicted to like Yeah it's boring See, like, you know, I'll like exercise. Like, I'm trying to get the exercise again.

But I'll have, like, a doury, then I'll go to the gym. I've got a pretty good self-control of the douries. I have one dorry a day. Sometimes I skip a day. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Hey, nurse, Sam. At what point, you're a registered nurse.

At what point are you addicted to cigarettes? Would you say if someone has one smoke a day, they're a smoker? I don't know. This is a hard one. One smoker day for the last. month. But you could go a day without it or two days? Could you go a week?

I'd probably go a week. That would be, I think you'd have to test it. That's not too bad for me if I'd have one a day, right? It's not too, well, it's not as bad as smoking, like 12 a day. Or vaping all day? No, but that's like saying, is it bad if I just get punched in the head one time instead of 20 times? They're all not good. Still pretty bad.

It's not good. It's not as bad. It's like having a drink every day. It's still bad to have a drink every day. Yeah. But it's better than 20 drinks a day. Yeah, for sure. Yeah.

So what you're saying is, I should keep having a day to day. So you're trying to say nurse, Sam? I'm not trying to say that at all, no. That is our medical advice from our registered nurse on the show. Also off the weed, which is good too. That is good actually. People do not talk about. Now, that is the hardest thing to get over.

People who say to me that, we can talk about us because on the podcast, people say weed's not addictive. Find their minds. It's the most addictive. I was addicted to weed back in the day. Oh, it was uni days. Uny days and then coming out of it

I like Lockedown for me where me and my mates would blaze every day to lock down I did it for like two years and then I had to like

I got like depressed trying to come off it because it ruins your brain chemistry like it makes you like it's like your serotonin overload You can't sleep Yeah totally I'd quit it so often

that I just would never sleep because I'd keep like quitting it and I'd like fuck I haven't sleep for like three nights It's insane what that does to you Do you deal with it as a nurse Sam You would deal with people like I did it

I did a stint in mental health hospital where I did learn a bit about addiction and things like that. Weed wasn't really the issue. You know, more intense drugs and things. Yeah, yeah. And I don't think weed's bad if you do. It's like, Lord had a good interview on it.

She said she only smokes weed never does it more than like one day in a row. We'll never do it two days in a row. And she'll only do it when it's sunny and then she'll go out and do something. She doesn't let it become a vice where she does it and then sits around. She uses it as.

a stimulant to help her be creative. Like, kind of like how you'd use, like, a couple wines once a week. Yeah. So I think it's, but it is addictive. Shit. Yeah, it was the same. Me and my friend Curles, actually. Shouldn't say that. Doesn't manage, don't listen to this, but he's like a

person. There's a media personality here. But we'd, like, we'd always do it. We'd always walk. Our cap was like, if we're going to smoke joints, we'd do 20,000 steps. That's what we'd do. So we'd just do that, and it was the best fucking thing in the world. That's a positive way to do it.

But when I'd stay at home and smoke before I go to sleep to get me to sleep, that's when I knew it was a problem. Yeah, or when you start smoking and then playing like four hours of fortnight like I used to do. Yeah, that's shit ass. For like the 17th time. The office is an amazing show. I can't watch the office now that I don't smoke weed.

No, same with Love Island's why I stopped. You know what, I get that. I get that's the deepest reason why. Hey, anyway, that was a bit into me. I feel like we went from nothing to something. You said you wanted to get to know each other more. That's exactly it. Do you feel like you got to know us a bit of nurse Sam? Yep, I do.

I sure do. Wow, a couple of druggies. We'll know. Not anymore. A little addicts. Well, we are addicts. We're addicted to stuff. Well, we are.

Yeah, we all are. We're addicted to water. Yep. Porn. Sex. I was going to say, like that joke. Wrap it up. Your Arvoh's Head Harder with Sean, Steph and Harrison.

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