The Edge Breakfast - 20250324 FULL SHOW Dry Spell

Episode Date: March 24, 2025

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Yeah whatever mate, we'll see you in December But for now, we've got these Wait, is he talking about us? Oh come on, that can't be us surely Okay, one more try, come on It's Clint Magentad Good morning, it's one to six Monday Okay, one more try. Come on. It's Clint Magandad. Good morning.

It's one to six Monday. Welcome back from your weekend. Have you had a bloody good rest? Yeah. Lovely weekend. Yeah. Lovely. Lots of Formula One this weekend.

I was sat in front of that TV. Lost my husband yet again. Yeah. I actually, it was like 8 o'clock last night. And I've only ever watched the TV show, Drive to Survive. And so last night was the first time I actually watched a real race. They look like they go faster. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. If you've never watched Formula One until you've actually watched a race, Drive to Survive doesn't do it justice. It's just too dramatised. Oh, no, I actually thought that the actual race didn't do Drive to Survive justice. You're a classic Drive to Survive fanboy. It's like watching the trailer of a movie. We're like, oh my God, when you watch Drive to Survive and then you watch the race,

they just kind of go round and round, no one's passing. And I'm like, when does someone crash or overtake? Oh yeah, spoken like a true person that's just watched Drive to Survive. You're telling me it doesn't end till November. Yeah, it goes all year. That's motorsport.

A lot of rugby and stuff, it has a season, doesn't it? Yeah. Maybe five to six months. That's a good sport for your husband to do. Yeah, it goes all year. That's motorsport. Like, you know, a lot of rugby and stuff, it has a season, doesn't it? Like maybe five to six months. That's a good sport for your husband to do. Yeah. But most motorsports go for the whole year. Oh, enjoyable. And what time are they normally? Oh, usually about 2am. They're good. Yeah.

Well, get out with the baby. Dan was going on about how watching it is way better. And then when I came this morning, I said, oh, I watched my first race. And he goes, oh, it was a bit of a boring one. Bit of a boring one to watch, actually. To be honest, it was a boring race. Not much happened. There were no boring episodes of Drive to Survive this season.

Yeah, true. It's not bad, Meg. If it is happening at 2 a.m. in the morning, then at least you're asleep while he's taking up his time. Yeah, but the problem is, Clint, then the next day if he yawns, a single yawn. What are you dying for? You're supposed to be looking after your kid.

I am breastfeeding a baby. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. Safehouse is going to be happening at 8. Find out who was taken. Just kidding. No, it's not us. Well, stupidly, I posted a photo of me.

I went for a run and I took a photo at the beach last night and three or four people messaged me going, well, clearly you're not in the safe house. Isn't that funny because they went to post a photo of what I was doing last night. I was like, oh, I mean, I haven't been taken for safe house, but I probably shouldn't post anything because of that. Didn't cross my mind, Meg. Neither.

No, neither of you? Didn't cross my mind. You're obviously a more team player than me. Yes, very much. Oh, everybody knows that. Or we're so deep in trying to fool people that, you know, Dan's gone and posted like an old video from three weeks ago to throw them off the scent.

Now, Daniel, are we going to be good friends? Are we going to be supportive friends? About? What happened over the weekend with Clint? I think good friends are supportive friends. Sometimes. Sometimes good friends are just honest friends. Like when your daughter gets married to a rock on social media

before half the day. Look, I watched it and I'll be honest, I was entertained. I thought this is a brilliant bit of content. If you didn't see it, Clint's daughter, she married a rock. And if you're going, I'm missing something, you're not. No, I'm not. I'm not. Well, the rock has a face and a name.

Yeah. Was there a pre-relationship with the rock? I didn't. I knew she'd drawn on rocks, but I didn't know this one held such a special place in her heart. Did the rock ask for your daughter's hand in marriage? No. Prick.

Yeah. So it started out, as far as I could see, that your wife, Jamie, does hair and makeup for wedding clients. Yeah. And then your daughter said I want to hear can you do my hair like a bride

and it just just like snowballed I think she saw like a bride who was getting a what do you call them where they a bun

no where they come and they get like a trial a trial thank you Meg I should know that and she was putting in her thing that goes

on the top of your head veil and then my daughter said do you have one of those mum and then she was like yes and I think she was like oh my god that goes on the top of your head, veil. And then my daughter said, do you have one of those, Mum? And then she was like, yes. And I think she was like, oh, my God. Okay, I want to do a wedding. So she chose the wrong. Anyway, I just woke up in the morning to invitations being printed.

And the worst part was the wedding was quarter past 12 till like half past 2. So we were all ready to do this wedding and appease my daughter and get her hair done. At like 10.30, she was like, no, wedding's not till quarter past 12. God, sending out the invitations the day of, short run up. Isn't it really?

So I was like, can we do the wedding now? And we were all very much like, peak, like ready to go at 11 before we're starting to really lose interest in this like rock wedding.

And then by then, my son is like over it because he had to put on a collared shirt and there was a collared theme. Yeah, why did you let me dress up? What did she tell me? Because if your daughter My son is like over it because he had to put on a collared shirt and there was a collared theme. I was with Ty. What did she tell me?

Because if your daughter wants to do something, and I was like, she's really excited about it. She's done her hair and makeup and she had to get her white dress out. But Jamie chose different outfits. She was going through a wardrobe. I must say, Cam, your daughter did look very happy about the occasion. Super beautiful, yeah. But her partner looked very stony-faced. Yeah.

I used to do it. What are you walking out to? Any Rolling Stones? And she was like, hooray. She didn't get the gags. Any sort of rock. Anyway, my son was very much over it by the time the wedding started. He was annoyed that his axe-throwing item was not included in the ceremony.

I was a bit pissed off at one point. You used my wedding song. Thanks for that. She can do shit out of it. I was like, why is my wedding song being used in a rock play for your daughter? Kim said she wanted Ed Sheeran's. I played it. She goes, no, what's this?

So she played perfect with the music. Basic Ed Sheeran song. She didn't even want my wedding song for a rock wedding. It's unbelievable. Anyway, so today's song, which I've chosen for the throwback. Speaking of rocks. Oh, is it Ed Sheeran? Bit of a tie in there.

Oh, right. And also I heard this on the weekend, and I know I'm going to get the piss taken out of me, and people are going to say this song is such a throwback. It's too crusty. But just listen to the lyrics. It's such a great song to pick you up on a Monday. Wear my people out.

If you love this song, tips me through. Wear my people out. Wear my people out. Wear My People Out. Wear My People Out. Okay. The Body Rockers. Let me introduce it. Here goes my song.

Oh, sorry. I just feel like it really matches the story we just did. I like the way you move. Here we go. Now, you can just keep your body moving this morning. There's a perch to the right. Title suggests. Spin. Clint, Meg and suggests. It's the edge.

Clint, Megan, Dan. Let's go. You guys ever... What's the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you on a daily basis? Like something that could... You shit yourself.

That's up there. Clint. Top three, I reckon. I mean, thank you. For like, if you were to say the most embarrassing thing to happen to you daily,

I'd shit myself daily. Or wet myself, soiled myself in any sort of way. to happen to you daily. I shit myself daily. Or wet myself. Soiled myself in any sort of way. I'm not meaning, maybe not on a daily basis, but just when you're out in public, shitting yourself is up there, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you shit yourself? No.

No, not on the weekend. Clint, what would you say would be one of the most embarrassing things that could happen to you? You forget your wallet if you're out on the weekend with people. Especially if you said, hey, I got this. That's true. If you're out for a lunch and you're out on the weekend with people. Especially if you said hey I got this. That's true. If you're out for a lunch and you're the one

that forgot your wallet no that didn't happen. If people misread like if you think people will recognise and you go do you know who I am will you do anything

like that? Oh like that time you went that time that Dan went to the vet and she said can I get a photo and he went sure

and he went round and got a photo and she made up this animal. Yeah she wanted a photo of Kimmy. For the website. Is that it? No it was just for their system so they could put a photo of her and she met with this animal. Yeah, she wanted a photo of Kimmy. For the website. Is that it?

No, it was just for their system so they could put a photo next to his file. But now they've just got a photo of Dan with a massive smile with his arm around the vet. Okay, must be a fan. No, it was a situation on the weekend. I went for a run and I was walking. I'd finished my run so I was walking back to my house

doing my warm down and there was this lady coming towards me. And it was, like, school pick-up time, so there was a lot of people around. And she started waving. And I was like, oh, I've never seen her before in my life. But she's obviously, you know, just having a wave. A fan.

Well, not necessarily a fan, but maybe just... It must have been, though. Maybe she's a listener. That's what I assume. Which is a fan. Which is a fan. Yeah. It's a fan waving to you.

Unless they hate listening. Mm. Yeah. There might be a few that do. Unless they hate listen. Mm. Yeah. There might be a few that do. What do you do when someone waves? You wave back. And I did that. I was probably like 20 metres away from her,

so I started waving. She's still waving. Yeah, so. And then she stopped waving and gave me like a weird look. And I was like, oh, that's weird. Because she was waving to someone behind me. Yeah. There's nothing worse.

That's when you've never met the person before in your life. Mm. But it happens to me for whatever reason. I don't know if it's my ADHD. I don't know what it is. But, like, whenever someone waves, I just instantly wave back, not assuming that there's someone behind me. I've done one worse than that.

Yeah. Someone came up to me, and they had their arms out, and I thought they were going in for a hug. Oh, God, Clint. Turns out I was reaching up for a cupboard that was behind me, and I remember hugging them and them going, oh, hello. And I was like, Clint. Turns out I was reaching up for a cupboard that was behind me and I remember hugging them and them going, oh, hello. And I was like, hi. And then as I stopped hugging them, they then reached up again

and I realised what they were doing. I'd rather shit myself. Yeah, me too. Yeah, me too. Clint, Meg and Dan. Stinky Boots. Scandal with Meg. With Justin Bieber.

God, I've got a soft spot for that boy. Same. I really do. I really do. I really do. I like how honest he is in his posts. Obviously, he's made major muck-ups. I was also one of those people at the concert where he was just chewing gum on stage and very unwell.

Yeah, that's right. So I understand that we've all felt let down by the man. But I genuinely, I don't know, I just feel for the guy. He's very honest with his posts. And the one that you might have missed, Clint, about imp't know, I just feel for the guy. He is very honest with his posts. And the one that you might have missed, Clint, about imposter syndrome that I'll quickly touch on, he said, people told me my whole life, wow, Justin, you deserve that.

And I personally have always felt unworthy, like I was a fraud, like when people told me I deserve something, it made me feel sneaky. Like, if only they knew my thoughts, how judgmental I am, how selfish I am, they wouldn't be saying this. I've had basically those exact thoughts when people especially say, oh man, you're so nice. I'm like, bloody not. Who hasn't?

Absolutely not. I reckon everybody's had at some point imposter syndrome. Absolutely. So I thought it was really refreshing to hear him say that. And yet again, he's opened up online. He's posted this video, which is him looking like some sort of jam session with people. I don't know if this is new album stuff. I feel like it's more just creating music with mates. At least he's going this vibe.

I still stand by, I think he's going to do a Christian album, a worship album, and I think these sorts of posts confirm that to me. Everything is about being human, and being human means you're flawed. Is that a kind of Christian thing, Plane? Yeah, I guess, like, because he was doing stuff with Chance the Rapper, with Holy and other things. He's already sort of bridging that gap a little bit, I suppose.

Yeah, it's a big market. I feel sorry for him in the respect that, man, there's not, there's, name a child star that's not been effed up you know like he he was famous since he was what 13 14. do we think hayley hayley um the only the one that works is um what's your face hayley his wife hillary hillary hillary yeah no would she be the only child so that isn't really stuffed up really majorly yeah i mean that there's the the amount of ones that are stuffed up out ways. And I think he's had his whole life, basically,

his whole adolescent and adult life, people just going, you're amazing. You're just pandering to his everything. Pandering to a child, yeah. Do you think the problem is peaking early? Like if you're a child star or you have a lot of fame at 15. So much pressure. Then you get to a point in your life you go what do I do now

like how do I and you don't need to top it you can peak early and you can still be Justin Bieber and create music but maybe it's hard

to do that when you've done so much in your life you feel like you've got to keep doing more Willie Rode I think I hate myself

sometimes when I feel myself start to become inauthentic then I remember we're all being made to think we're not enough but I still hate when I change myself start to become inauthentic, then I remember we're all being made to think we're not enough, but I still hate when I change myself to please people.

Yeah. Really honest thoughts. Feels like a diary. Kind of leans into the idea that an album's coming that's about, like, being flawed as a flawed human. But it's relating that post to the fact that Selena Gomez, his ex-girlfriend, recently got engaged. Oh, God.

He dated her for, like, two minutes when he was got engaged and released an album. Oh, God. He dated her for like two minutes when he was in his teens. I know. It's shocking. Also, just the amount of people going Wednesday album coming out, I'd imagine that'd get to you as well. Yeah, yeah.

Why do I need to release an album? Unless you're Rihanna. Doesn't sound like she's very worried. She's fine. She's sleeping on her money. Yeah, I'm a billionaire. Don't worry about it, babes. Yeah.

All right, get to know you as next. If you want free coffee for the week or a voucher to spend in store at Zed, just give us a call. Clint, I'm a billionaire. Don't worry about it, babes. Yeah. Alright, Get To Know You is next. If you want free coffee for the week or a voucher to spend in store at Zed, just give us a call. Clint, Meg and Dan. Get to know, know, know you better, better, baby. I wanna get to know you. Yeah, it's like five coffees, isn't it?

For the whole week. What do you mean if you don't drink coffee? Because I kept being like, oh, free coffee, free coffee. It's actually a voucher to spend in store at Zed, so you spend it on whatever the hell you like. Yeah, absolutely. Whatever you want, really. And a little tidbit of extra scandal news. The Fellowship is hanging back out again.

They've just posted a photo and saying something's coming. I don't know what that means, but for my Lord of the Rings fans. Oh, I thought I did know what you were talking about, but then you said Lord of the Rings. So the Fellowship, so what, Frodo Baggins? Frodo, Sam, Pippin and Mary are hanging out having breakfast and they said we're planning and scheming. Something's along this way. Oh, what are they going to do?

I know. Go and try and fish the ring out. I would love like a travel documentary where they do the actual journey or something, but I'm just, you know, spitballing. What do you mean the actual journey from like Baggin to Mordor? Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, thator? Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, that'd be fun. Oh, we had somebody.

We just lost them. Leticia. Leticia, where'd you go? Leticia got scared. She was like, it's going to be a battle of the rings. It's not scary. Or you can just go to someone random. Go Rogue Meg.

Go someone that's unsanctioned by the producers. Come on. Hello there, who's this? Hi, it's Sabiractioned by the producers. Come on. Hello there, you choose this. Hi, it's Sabira. Hi, Sabira. I'm here to turn your radio down in the background if it is on. My producers normally do that for us. How are you doing?

I'm good. Hold up. I think my phone's on Bluetooth. I'll just take it off and turn it down. No, no, no. Bluetooth's good. Now we realise why we don't just randomly take people home. Yeah, well, unfortunately, we had to because no one had done it. Severa, I've got no information about you, so tell me your relationship status,

what you do for a living, and what you drive. I am not single. I've got four kids. I go boot camp at 5 o'clock in the morning every day, and I drive a Nissan Pathfinder. Okay. You need a big vehicle with that many kiddies.

Now boot camp's that thing where you flip tyres and do that sort of stuff. Well that's what I'm visualising but maybe not. When was the last time you flipped a tyre, Sabira? I'm not really good

at flipping tyres just yet but I do everything else. One day you will. Skipping and all that. How many chin-ups do you reckon you can do now? One. Oh, that's good.

One more than I can do. Yeah. Sabira, you have four kids and you still get up at five and go to the gym? Yeah. Yeah, unbelievable. Okay. All right, well, then what do you think Sabira does on her, like, wind down? It's like, in theory, like, her time off, her day off,

or even just her hour off, what's her favourite thing to do? I'm going to say it's like in theory, her time off, her day off, or even just her hour off, what's her favourite thing to do? I'm going to say it's rotting in bed where it's just like, she's got no one bothers her, she's allowed to be, I know, that's what you call it. It's the most foul thing on you. That's what you call it. Oh, absolutely. On a weekend, yes. I'd definitely rot in bed for that hour

if I'm anywhere else but home and doing nothing that it's scrolling on Facebook. Okay. So I win. So I win. Okay. Thank you very much. And again,

this is exactly why we normally... But I reckon Sabira is like a massive sender though on the odd chance where the girls all go, hey, we should get together. And Sabira goes out and she goes,

I'm just going to have like a chill one. And then you're the last one there absolutely trollied knowing you have to get up at 6am with four kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Good on you, Sabira. I want to get the point too to Daniel, the only one that, absolutely trollied, knowing you have to get up at 6am with four kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Good on you, Sabira. I'm going to get the point too, so Dan, you're the only one that doesn't get a point. Do you like a Memphis meltdown? Oh, yes. Yes! We all get a point this morning. Sabira, thanks for playing along this morning. We're going to send you that voucher to see it. Have a great...

Oh, she's had a workout. Have a great day at the job. Yeah, join Zed Rewards and get 20 cents off per litre and a free coffee at Swim Supply. She'll be flipping tyres before the end of the year, I's had a workout. Have a great day at the job. Yeah, join Zeb Rewards and get 20 cents off per litre and a free coffee at Swim Supply. She'll be flipping tyres before the end of the year, I bet it. Yeah. Have you ever flipped one? I tried and then threw up.

Before it flipped. Go through the tyre. Okay, next. Meg wants to talk cafe and restaurant etiquette. Yeah, I went to a restaurant with my husband over the weekend. I think we are the wrong sort of couple to be together. I think you need a confrontational couple

for what we... Yeah, I never thought you guys were good together. Okay. That's a whole other story. She meant in this specific situation. Oh, bugger.

Clint, Meg and Dan. I think every relationship needs one of each. A confrontational person and a non-confrontational person and they balance each other out that you need that non-confrontational person and they balance each other out that you need that

non-confrontational person if one of them is getting a bit angry you're like hey let's just keep it cool walk away you know so if you have two confrontational people you're like that's going to be like it's all going to end up fights all the time but if you don't have one which is the same as me and my husband then you never have the person who can say hey this wasn't our seat hi you're you know you're sitting in our place. Wait a second, we got overcharged for this. That wasn't what I ordered. And you're just always losing out,

which is the situation we're in. Went out for dinner and we ordered a really expensive, hopefully expensive meal. And it came and it was actually to the point of like, oh God, I'm just thinking, I think I did post about where we were. Oh well. It was like, it was really bad in the way that the food was all like cooked.

The chicken was like over. Fine. I think that happens sometimes. It's no big deal. It's not really their fault. It's better having overcooked chicken than under. Exactly. It wasn't like any, but then it came with like a restaurant.

How is it not their fault? A restaurant. Well, you don't know what the size of the breast, I don't know. No, you're not talking about the waitress like that, man. Size of a tit, she had nothing to do with it. I'm not that worried. Undercooked chicken.

It's a bit overcooked. Oh, well, you know, that's not, again, at least it's not undercooked, fine. But when, like, the main thing that it's coming with, like a risotto, you can tell is, like, reheated microwave or saucepan maybe risotto where proper is, like, spots of cold. You know, spots where it's coming with, like a risotto, you can tell is like reheated microwave or saucepan maybe risotto where proper is like spots of cold. You know spots where it's really cold and other

spots that it's warm. And my husband said this to me and I tried some of his and I was like, oh yeah that's actually like cold. It's like, that's actually cold. And he said, should we say something? Of course. He wanted to. He was like, you just need encouragement. Oh, I didn't give it to him. I did not give him any encouragement. I didn't tell him not to. I was like,, should we say something? Of course. He wanted to. He just needed encouragement.

Oh, I didn't give it to him. I did not give him any encouragement. I didn't tell him not to. I was like, oh, should we? We were having this discussion as the waitress came over and said, how is everything? That's your chance. She's literally asked.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. By that point, my husband looked up, gave her a big smile and said, it's great, thank you so much. No, see, you're doing her a disservice and the whole restaurant by doing that. And you don't, the thing you were saying, Meg, the confrontation thing, that's wrong. There's no need to have a confrontation. She comes over, she goes, how's the meal going? And all you need to say is this. Oh, I'm so sorry to be a pain and I don't mean to, but this chicken's just not cooked properly.

It's undercooked and cold. Could you please, or whatever it is, whatever the issue is, explain the issue. There's no need to be rude. She's like, you stop looking at my tits, please.

Yeah, something about the rest. I do have a question there. Throw it back in. I think if she came over like more right away, that maybe would have been possible for us but by the time she actually did come over, we were nearly halfway through the meals. And I feel like if you haven't put your hand up

and called her back over before that, they're like, well, you've already bloody eaten half of it. Oh, you seem to have. Yeah, you're like, yeah, this half was warm. So I think if she came back within the first few mouthfuls and said, is this all good? Then I'd be like, cool. But she can't do that to every table.

We were halfway through. Proper halfway. The plate was half emptied. Let's complain. Complainers maybe go, yeah, it tasted good. It was actually cold most of the way through though. And it's like,

then maybe they do something after the fact. It might be worse than you, Meg. My wife and I will argue over who's going to ask the waitress for sauce. I'm like, you ask her. And they're like, you want the sauce? I'm like, can't you just ask her?

She keeps walking past you. She goes, you want the sauce? And I'm like, I don't want to ask her. For goodness sake. Or that you did ask once and then they forgot like, I'm like, can't you just ask her? She keeps walking past you. She goes, you want the sauce? And I'm like, I don't want to ask her. For goodness sake. Or that you did ask once and then they forgot to get it. You're like, you've got to ask her again. I'm not asking them again.

Excuse me. And then you do this. Excuse me. And they walk past and you're like, loser. They didn't even hear me. And I tried. I'm definitely not asking twice.

When you see your partner try and catch eye contact and raise their hand and then they don't. I was scared. And you're like, ick, ick. You guys are pathetic. You're two growing adults.

I just eat around the pube. Okay. Thank you, Clint. Oh, my God. If there was a pube in my meal, it would give me so much satisfaction to bring the waitress over and go, there's a pube in my meal. Get it out. That's when I would get angry.

There's no excuse for a pube. That's when she'd be like, sir, well then you should, I recommend you put your pants back on and get out of our establishment. But I like to eat nude. No. There is a, you do not need to be confrontational. You just need to be polite.

I don't know how to politely complain. If you work in a hospital, what do you actually want? When you come over to us and you say, is everything all good or how is everything? It's halfway through the meal. Is that genuine in the time that you're like, oh, okay, let me take the plates back or are you just doing it to be for service?

Yeah. What do you actually want us to do in that situation so we can behave appropriately or accordingly going forward? They'll want honesty. There'll be no person in hospitality that calls up and goes, I don't want you to tell me. No, maybe. I'd be like, I don't know, man.

I'm just saying it's like, hey, how are you? And people go, good. You don't go, well, actually, I don't know, man. I'm just saying it's like, hey, how are you? And people go, good. You don't go, well, actually, I don't know. How long have you got? It's been a really tough week. Do you know what I mean? It might just be something they say. Everything all good with the meal? As they're walking past your table. Yeah, yeah, exactly. But sometimes you have to have eaten some of it to know that it's not good. You know, especially with a piece of meat, you don't realise that the middle is not cooked until you're in the middle. Make a point though, because then if you go, yeah, actually

if you could replace this, then they've got to go away and fix it. Meanwhile, your partner's food's getting cold. So your partner's eating theirs while you're staring at them waiting, and then they're finished, then yours arrives, and you're like, oh, is it worth it? Well, there's people that have called through that work in hospitality that will be able to offer the opposite perspective to you, Meg.

So they want to know. Most of them, I think, are saying that they want to know. Okay. Oh, God. I'm going to have to start doing it. Okay, Kiana, morning. Good morning. How are you guys?

We're great. So you used to be a waitress. What would you prefer if someone complained? Do you want them to complain or not? I would way rather hear about it. Obviously, it's different if they're going to be like a complete Karen about it. But if you just mention, hey, something's up, something's wrong, I would rather fix it than like, I've heard about on Facebook later,

you know, like seeing people post about something about the food. I'm like, I could have solved the problem. That's the worst thing you can do, yeah. And Kiana, how many times in your years in hospital have you, when taking the food back, spat in it before you brought it back out? I can confirm none. Look at me, because that's the fear we talked about up here.

We're like, how often are they doing that? And it's interesting to hear your perspective because you were a waitress, but you didn't have any skin in the game business-wise. So you could argue that some people might be nervous that you don't care because you don't own the business, but you do care. I do care, of course.

Yeah, I've worked for a few places, and I've worked for my family business, and it's still the same no matter the connection. Okay, thanks, Kiana. All right, Jade also has worked in a hotel, and you also agree, Jade. Yes, 100% what Kiana said. And even coming from, like, a hotel perspective, if we don't know what has happened, then how are we supposed to better ourselves so that it doesn't happen again?

As well as not only, like, then, if you don't complain about it then, but then you go and write a review. It's a lot harder to correct ourselves in that kind of situation. Yeah, that's so true. That's so true. And I wouldn't even want them to, oh God, yeah, I mean,

luckily I haven't, I'm not going to name and shame the restaurant, not my place or anything, but I just find it so hard to complain to people. Well, as I said, my partner owns a cafe. He's the chef as well. He 100% wants to know. He says he'd rather know at the time so they can fix it

than you go away and badmouth the meal to others. Exactly. And then Fern said, hey, majority of chefs are dicks anyway, so waitresses can't wait to tell them their food is crap. See? That needs to be a little better. I'm sure that's not the case for every chef, but that needs to be a little better.

The waitress gets a little win. Yeah. And by the way, Paul, this is crap. Somebody sent it back. Yeah. Shame on you, Paul. Another one of your pubes and the chicken. You just hear it from the kitchen.

Yeah. You're like, oh, no. Actually, it's fine. If the ship's annoying. If the ship's annoying. Clint, Meg and Dan. I already know. Yeah, we all do now.

Yeah, there are street posters that somebody sent us a photo of. I've been sent two messages from different people saying that they've seen a street poster. We will fill you in at 8 o'clock this morning. Win a share of $50,000. With the edge cash-strapped. Trapped. Okay, here we go. Win your share of $50,000. Guaranteed cash strapped. Strapped. Okay, here we go.

Win your share of $50,000, guaranteed cash winners. It's seven and eight. Take the money that is offered to you by Meg or roll the dice and risk it all to take the cash strapped to Dan instead. All right, it's Carla that's playing this morning. Hey, Carla, did you have a nice weekend? I did. How was your weekend?

Oh, thank you, Carla. It was a really nice weekend I had. Actually, thank you for asking. That's good to hear. Okay, good. She's warming me up. I like it. It's good.

Carla, what do you need money for? I would love some money. We brought a house last year and we're kind of renovating the bathroom. But we would love some money for the toilet and the shower. You know how yuck it is when someone else's toilet and you know they've done

all their business there. Wait, wait, wait. You buy a house and then you replace the whole toilet. What about when you're out and you need to go to the toilet in public?

Oh, no, that's fine. But like... Every day. I don't know. It's like a house in the 60s. Oh, right. You need fine. But like... Every day. I don't know. It's like a house in the 60s. Oh, right. You need to do renos anyway. I kind of get what you mean about the shower thing.

I remember I lived with our shower for years, years and years. I think four years when we bought a house. And I know what you mean, that it feels like somebody else's shower, even though you've lived there for a long time. Even though it's your shower. Yeah. I kind of get that if it's an old one. Imagine how many people have used that since the 60s.

I'm surprised you even still feel clean when you get out of it. Some of the people that originally used it are dead. Also, public showers are clean. Showers are clean, so I'm not going to give you enough to replace your shower, but I will give you enough to get a new toilet.

I've just looked online. You can get a lovely toilet from Mitre 10 for $290. What if you want a bidet? If you're going to get a new toilet, you'd want a bidet. Yeah. You can get a little water. A pile of 295 will get you to get a pump bottle and squirt that up there. Oh, Jesus.

Bloody hell, that's a cheap option, I guess. There you go. Times are tough. $295. Carla, would you like to take my money or take what's strapped to Dan? Get yourself one of those. I reckon if you take my cash, Carla, you'll be able to get a brand new toilet. One of those ones that squirts you.

It heats up. It plays music. Do everything. You're saying you will be able to do that, but you might be able to do that. Because legally, if you keep saying things like that, I wonder if people are going to say, well, listen to the audio. Dan said, I was going to get twice as much. Leagley, Schmeagley.

I don't know what's in the vest, I'll be honest, but it's surely more than Meg's offer. What do you think, Carla? 295 bucks? Or you risk it for the mystery amount strapped to Dan? I want to go for the mystery amount.

Yeah, you do. Good on you. That's what should have happened at 8am Friday. It was four grand in it. Taking my $295 back, the money. Good on ya. That's what should have happened at 8am Friday. It was four grand in it. Taking my $295 back, the money that you were getting. Flush it down that shitty toilet of yours, Carla. And I'm pulling it out.

A new cash amount. $620. Oh my goodness. Well done. How good. Well played. You've more than doubled your cash. Oh, that's perfect. Thank you so much, guys. You're. How good. Well played. You've more than doubled your cash. Oh, that's perfect.

Thank you so much, guys. You're welcome. On a rare occasion making Meg look like an idiot. Oh, super rare. Super rare occasion. Yeah, it is very, very rare. Oh, okay. Well, Carla, you hold there. We'll grab your bank details. Get that cash into it

as soon as possible and we'll play again at 8.30. Normally 7 and 8, but we'll do it at 8.30 because we're going to be announcing who has been taken with the Edge Safe House and how you can win your share of 10 grand if you find them at 8. Next on the show, there is a listener who has a very unique hobby and has started making a little bit of money on the side, didn't have a business name for her venture, and we thought we could maybe get

him behind her and help her out with our platform to really start doubling her revenue. Yeah. We do have a platform and it doesn't get used enough to help out our listeners. Can we use our powers for good next with Josie and her Wooly Willy's

crocheted penis business. You did this without me again, didn't you? Yeah, we did, and we could have done it Friday, but you were away, so we waited until you got back. Oh, lucky me. Clint, Megan, Jan. Vern, we were talking hobbies last week, and Josie gave us a call, the very unique one. Josie, so you only crochet male genitalia.

Why? That's like a large sum of what I do. It turns out a lot of middle-aged women really like me. I put little signs on them. And what do the signs say? So one of my signs says, I may be small, but I believe in you. Go do your thing. Oh, good on you.

Yeah, good on her. I think if you love something and you've got a talent, do it. Yeah, and we ended up brainstorming a bunch of different names because Josie's little business didn't have one. I think a lot of people, I mean, it was really between Softcox and Wooly Willies. Wooly Willies sounded more like cutesy. Is that what she's landed on? Is it official? Well, I don't know if we got an update on where Josie landed with her favourite name.

Morning, Josie. Good morning, team. Morning. So what sort of tickled your fancy? I did like the woolly willies. Yeah, right. Okay, cool. That was quite cute.

Yeah. Okay. And okay, I was away on Friday and at the end of the show on Thursday, I got quite ill. So something has happened in that time, Josie, that I don't know what has gone on without me here, but I hear there has been

an advert that's been written. Yeah. Is that correct? We're only really half written, haven't we? Yeah. We sort of need to finish writing it. We just thought,

we kind of left you a little bit in the lurch with like, we've brainstormed some names and then left it. We thought, maybe we could offer our services as the corporate voice

of your brand new company. Yeah. And obviously, you can choose because it's your business God. And obviously, you can choose, because it's your business, Josie. Would you, like myself, Dan, or Meg, do you feel is a better fit for your Wooly Woolies company? And then maybe we can finish this ad and see how it sounds

with your new corporate voice attached to it. Just remember, this person will be the face and voice of your business. And just remember, again, Josie, I have not written any of this. I've had nothing to do with it. So maybe Dan or Clint would be the best person to deliver it since it's their words. But it's up to you. Up to you, Josie.

I do love the whole breakfast thing. So I'm thinking we're missing Meg. We need you and your girl. I feel like I've been set up here somehow. Is there? Look at you two. Look at you.

So wait. Do you know where we look at me? Josie, are you? What is this weird little prank that's happening? It's not a prank. It's not a prank. If anything,

it's a good thing for you, Meg. I haven't seen this ad. Okay, let's just recap for anyone who's just tuned in. Josie, you would like Meg to be the corporate voice of your new business, Wooly Willies,

where you crochet penises. And you want Dan and I to write an infomercial script that Meg can voice next. Absolutely. Oh, great, because we've already written it. Great. Okay, cool. I've got something in my inbox. I'm just going to forward it over to you now.

This is the Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Yeah, you know what, Meg? Very quick. Every successful business needs marketing. Yeah. And above all, a great corporate voice. Josie, regretting your decision to choose Meg? Or pretty much happy to push on?

Absolutely. You go, girl. Okay. Oh, Josie. I haven't even seen this in commercial. All I've seen is these two losers giggling their little asses off in that break. They've been giggling away.

I haven't said a single word that I've had to say. I've been giggling so much, literally my said a single word that I've had to say. I've been giggling so much literally my bottom fell off. Dan even wanted his own line so we've thrown one in there for him. Okay, here we go. Wait, wait, wait. If you've ever wanted

a crocheted penis as a gift or for yourself and you're a little unsure and you haven't quite given your credit card details over, we're hoping this might get you over the line. Oh, hi.

Didn't see you there. I'm Meg Mansell, the new corporate voice of Wooly Willies. I don't know. Has she given it enough? I feel like it needs a bit more gusto, a bit more sort of like your passion. You're passionate about these willies, Meg. Come on. Meg is an infomercial.

Hi. I'm back, you know. We won't stop you again. No. Just passionate. You're only going to get one run at it. Oh, hi. Didn't stop you again. No. Just passionate. You're only getting one run at it. Oh, hi. Didn't see you there.

I'm Meg Mansell, the new corporate voice of Wooly Willies. Excellent. Are you looking for a gift for the person who has everything? Struggling to decide what to spend your hard-earned cash on? Brilliant. Then you need a plush pecker. Go and visit our crochet cocksmith today or simply Google search

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Fifty Shades of Crochet. Losing the gusto. Back up. Or soft cocks. Just remember to have that incognito mode activated. But Meg, I've heard you've sold out of one of the colours. Yes, Dan, we're currently sold out of black. And low on stock in many of the other darker shades. But we're bursting at the zipper in all other colours and sizes.

It's time to say OK Crochet to Josie's Wooly Willies. Place an order before 10am today and Josie will go to work on your willy right away. Yes, she will. So get in quick. Why not get a load for Christmas? Order now and you'll pay nothing until November. Yeah. That was the only month that we worked with that gang.

Read the slogan. Wooly willies. Grab yours today. Already have. What do you think, Josie? I'm dying. That is so good. I'm literally crying. I feel like it wasn't. You didn't give it everything, Megie? I'm dying. That is so good. I'm literally crying. I feel like it wasn't.

You didn't give it everything, Meg, but I mean, it was... Oh, you get what you pay for? You sad little men. There you go, Josie. Sad little men with your little penis gags making you cool, mate. Just talk about different coloured penises. Josie told you. Hey, Josie, we'll get the video footage of that,

and you can upload that to your new Instagram page, Wooly Woolies. You might want to get that domain quickly before somebody else snatches it. I'll send you my agent's number. Thanks, guys. Appreciate your work. Oh, thank you. Bless you. Yeah, yeah. What a treat. How long did that take you boys, honestly? A good hour. Yeah.

Genuinely. Because we kept giggling, eh, Clint? A couple of little girls. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. The baddest mixed martial arts experts in the UFC. He is not, though, without his transgressions over the past couple of years. A woman who accused the mixed martial arts fighter Conor McGregor of ****** in a hotel in Dublin six years ago has won a civil case against him.

The jury has found McGregor liable and ordered him to pay Nikita Hand €250,000 in damages. Yeah, you hear the latest from him though. He now wants to run for the president of Ireland. Is it true? I don't know if it's something I've heard, but it's not been said. Has he said something like, make Ireland great again? Yes, he did say that exact thing. He's friends with Donald Trump.

He spoke at the White House just a few days ago as well, like literally in the White House speaking room, he spoke. But if you're wondering what the people of Ireland think, this is what Connor says they're thinking about his idea to be president. I'm here to raise the issues the people of Ireland face. You know, and it'll be music issues the people of Ireland face, you know, and it'll be music to the people of Ireland's ears.

And it's high time that America is made aware of what is going on in Ireland. Mmm, so it'll be music to the people of Ireland's ears. Will it, though? You'd think so. We've got our very great friend Liam from Ireland who recently came over to New Zealand to actually visit. Liam, you backing McGregor?

Good morning. Good morning, Liam. Good to hear from you again, bro. Live from Ireland. I need to choose my words carefully because we're live, I guess. No, we don't. We don't back Simon McGregor. I like the word you chose. It's a good chosen word.

Yeah. No, not that clown, unfortunately. Yeah, so we hear about it here in New Zealand and it almost feels a bit, if I'm being honest, comical because you're like, surely it won't happen, although it did happen with Trump, that a celebrity, somebody who's not in politics, comes out and says something.

How real does it feel in Ireland? Does it feel like just another little joke kind of like to us or is it feeling actually like this could happen? No, right. Let me tell you how we're feeling in Ireland. We don't actually talk about it or speak about it or it doesn't concern us at all because we know it's just

a farce. But like it's concerning that to the external population in the world like the guys in New Zealand talking about this, that it might be a real thing. We're not concerned about it. This guy's a clone. Is there anybody in Ireland that you've seen, Liam,

that would vote for him? Or is it, yeah, like you say, just completely, just everyone's laughing about it? Most people are laughing about it, but you know better than anybody. Everywhere has a population. There's going to be a number of Egypts that will back him and he'll get a big head and think he can do it.

He'll get nowhere. We've had people like this in the past trying to run for politics and get nowhere. Does he have a place in Ireland and live there more months out of the year than he doesn't? Or not? Is there any chance we could start calling him British or something else?

Normally in Ireland, they have a very good sports person on the world stage that the Brits try and claim them as their own. Not this time, unfortunately. Well, they can take this guy if they want. They're welcome. Hey, also, St. Patrick's Day last week Liam, I might be the only Irish guy that I know that doesn't drink

Yeah So how was yours? Yeah Oh, it was good No, we stayed out late We were drinking Guinness Heroes We did stay out later later than we should have

We I was going to say we drank more than we should have but it didn't really matter It just means that I was up and down to the toilet a lot But No, we had a good crack Good weekend Oh, nice You're a good man, Liam I was going to say we drank more than we should have, but it didn't really matter. It just means that I was up and down to the toilet a lot. But no, we had a good crack. Good weekend. Good weekend.

Nice. You're a good man, Liam. Yeah, well, if his bid to become president of your country gets any bigger, it looks more likely I will have to call you again because I imagine all of a sudden people of Ireland might start caring a little more than they currently do. Clint, Clint, my good friend. If this gets any traction,

I'm going to sling my hook and I am out to Auckland, out to Ottawa. You're going to live here? We'd love to have you. Yeah, I can tolerate your guys. Tolerate you? Yeah. Lex, I'm slightly better.

Thanks, Liam. It does consume me because we had this very similar conversation about Trump. We did. Everybody was laughing about it when he said he was doing it. But the person that gets the talk is the person that's controversial and then all of a sudden they're top of mind. And the thing is, he's friends with Donald as well. So all the Donald supporters, you know, it's scary.

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Please feel free to do this. And I am keeping it anonymous. They asked me to as well. So we're going to respect that. Meg does what she's told. I do what I'm told definitely when it comes to privacy. But I am very curious to see what, not just your opinions are. I think I kind of know your opinions maybe, boys,

but what the specifically women in straight heterosexual relationships at the moment are going through with this. Here's what they've said. Hey guys, love the show. Don't know if it's something you could talk about or not. Please keep me anonymous, like I said. But I know that you say that women can do anything to get with their partner.

Do you know what you mean? We do a segment. On like a Thursday where you're given homework to find out if guys can do one universal thing that'll get their women excited. And every time we play that game, you boys do say, ladies. You have so many different moves.

Yeah. So I see what they're saying there. I know you say that women can do anything to get with their partner, but I'm really struggling with it. I'm in a long-term, otherwise happy relationship. I know we love each other, but since we have kids,

sorry, have had kids, intimacy has been on the back burner and now it's been so long, I don't even know how to try and initiate it. I'm scared of rejection. I think he's the same when it comes to maybe being tired. It's like a switch has been turned off between us or something, question mark.

He seems happy, but everyone else says how important it is to a relationship and I want to get the connection again. Any tips? Did they say how long it's been? Tenant, I can go back and ask. They have said that it's been so long, so long that

they don't even know how to try and initiate it where they're almost scared of rejection or I guess being like, not laughed at, but like, because your partner wouldn't laugh, but you don't even know how to like be sexy around them again. Yeah. If that makes sense.

I think this is a very, very common thing. I actually think, especially at the moment, I don't know if it's the world we're living in at the moment, but I think that there's probably, this is way more common than you think. I think so too. And I think there's a lot more pressure on people thinking that you need to have it a certain amount of times, a certain amount of times per week to have a healthy relationship.

And I personally disagree with that. It's whatever you're both happy with. But if you're feeling like it's missing. Yeah, I think the world we live in at the moment, obviously there's a lot of stresses in the world. The cost of living is really high. Kids is hard. Having kids, adding that to the mix can be really difficult.

And I think sometimes things add up to the point where you go, and it's not like either of you in the relationship have even been, you know, avoiding each other. Or there's any issue in the relationship at all. I think it's just that sometimes life gets away on you. Yeah. And you need to sort of maybe take check and go, come on, man, we haven't kinked in a long time. Well, that's exactly it, Dan. What they're saying is that they're very much so in love.

They're in a happy relationship, but they've realised, oh, God, it's been a long while and I don't even know how to be that sexy person anymore and how to start it again. Sexy if you find out that you and your partner feel more like flatmates than like lovers, you know? And it's just because life can get busy and you have to have that connection and that touch point going, hey, where are we at? Yeah. But being in a relationship, there's this paradigm in the world

that's like being in a relationship should always be easy. If you love each other, it just happens naturally. It's not always the case. Sometimes you have to work at a relationship and it's hard work, you know? I think it is sometimes.

Sometimes it's easy and then other times it's hard. Is anyone willing to admit it's been a while? Also, can I say there's seasons. There are seasons in your life where it will be much more prevalent of having intimacy with your partners, and there are seasons where it just won't be in the top of mind. Sounds like they're trying to change seasons.

I reckon they've had a season of less, and now they're like, right, let's get it back. So we'd love to, yeah, like you said Clint. Someone's texted Rachel she said communication. And I agree to a certain degree, but then sometimes that is also hard to do when just everything is piling on top of you.

Anybody willing to admit it's been a while maybe give some support to our anonymous listener who is going through the same thing. In a happy relationship, has been in a season of not really having much intimacy with her partner, but wants it back. How long has it been for you? I'd love to know.

I went under the edge. Clint, Meg and Dan. Let's go. This is why I love our show and I love our audience because they've come to the table here. Like numerous texts, multiple calls. This one says three years for us, but neither of us are that bothered, to be honest.

See, that's quite good. That's the thing. I do want to make sure people know it's like complete. If it works for your relationship, it works. If both are happy, then great. But then this one, it started for us as just a quiet week that turned into two weeks, then a month, and now it's been nine months,

and even talking about it seems too big. Well, that's what I think, unfortunately, our dear listener friend has is in the position of. They're in love. They know they're in love. They've had a season where it's like, look, it didn't happen. I don't know how old the kids are, but it didn't happen for whatever reason. How do you then

start the conversation without weirdly being awkward about it with your partner? We've got Anonymous Jake. Making sure it's good with non-voice disguiser. Disguiser, please. Voice disguiser. Oh, yeah, line two. Oh, voice disguiser.

Okay, here we go. Hello, Anonymous Jake. How are you? Yeah, good, thank you. Wow, I'm Matt's fan. Oh, thank you. You're on the voice disguiser as well, so you're safe to speak. Yes, what's your scenario, Jake?

So me and my partner, we've had a very happy relationship for about five, six years now. And, yeah, we were kind of a bit low for about two years. And we didn't really do anything intimate. But after a wee while, we had a chat about it and now we're doing it that sounds really bad, but now we're doing it about every time we get off time, which is

very rare, but we still get to do it. So I'm a bit nervous. Good on you for calling and having a chat about it. So who started the conversation, Jake? Because this is from a woman's perspective who wrote in to us. Who started the conversation between after two years,

like, hey, should we try and get that back again? I did, just because I felt like I wasn't doing enough for her. Oh, that's nice. Yeah, and I just didn't really want to pressurise anything, which is really scary, but you kind of have to have a chat about it. It's so true, and especially if you've had young kids or you've recently had kids and she has gone through birth, very good to hear, you know, guys that have been texting in saying,

I don't want to pressure because you shouldn't be. There has been a lot going on in that area. And that's a good example that it can work out. Yeah, totally. You know, even if it has been that long, like two years, you can bring it back. Okay, let's talk to Janelle. Hey, Janelle. Hey, guys.

How are you doing? Good. Good morning. You've got some thoughts about the situation? Yeah, just personally, I think there's not enough emphasis put on seeking your partner's love language before you try and seek intimacy. Okay. Because I think when you focus on what your partner's love language is,

it then turns into intimacy. I see what you're saying. So, like, say, love languages, if you haven't heard of them before, like gifts, acts of service. So maybe you could do something, if they've got a lot of their mental load or their mental plate, you could do something that helps ease that and that will turn into some sort of intimacy eventually.

Quality time is another one. And if you're just finding the time you do have, you just want to be intimate, it's like, well, maybe they need to really spend some quality time outside of that. Yeah, true. I think when we talk of intimacy, everybody, like a lot of people, just think of that end goal, the classic, you know, like

having sex, I guess. But, you know, you can be intimate in so many other ways and that can sometimes lead on to it. So maybe that's another thing to chat about. One more on voice disguise? Yeah, voice disguise. So let's go to, and by the way, always welcome to talk in voice disguise. So this is Amy. Amy, morning.

Morning. Hi. How long have you been with your partner and how long has it been without being intimate? Nine years today and about six months this round. It's been longer in the past. Okay. Oh, it's been longer in the past, but then you found it again. So what happened in those moments?

We've actually gone to scheduling connection time rather than intimacy. Just once a week time that you set aside to connect. And if that leads to intimacy, then awesome. If it doesn't, then that's all good too. Yeah, I've heard of that, the old calendars. Scheduling that, making time for it. Because you schedule everything else in your life to make sure you don't forget. So some people just need to schedule that as well to make sure that it's a priority in their life, right?

Yeah. What happens, though, if you schedule it and then it doesn't happen? Does that create more frustration because you've literally put it in the diary and then it still hasn't happened? Or is that schedule just connection? Yeah. It's kind of, it's happened a couple of times, but you just kind of either put it to the next week if you're really, really busy, or make time the next day.

Okay. Without realising that you get busy sometimes. Well, you have a bloody good nine-year anniversary. Who knows, tonight might be the night. Yeah. Thanks, Amy. It bloody good nine year anniversary. Who knows, tonight might be the night. Yeah. Thanks, Amy. It's really, that means like,

there's the two people that have been through long stints and have got it back. And brought it back, yeah. Maybe we'll touch on this again maybe tomorrow and do some more because it seems like

the in and date with people who have been texting through at the moment with different gaps and it's been different through the time. Thanks for the honesty as well. I think that half the issue

was just talking about it and making it, you know, normalising it a little bit more. Clint, Meg and Dan. Stinky bit. Five past eight, Clint, Meg and Dan. It's been a long time in the making and we are finally here. The Edge Safehouse is back and thankfully it is not us. Let's take a listen and find out who is trapped in the Edge Safehouse

for your chance to win $10,000. Thanks, Clint. I missed you, by the way. Hi, it's me, the Edge Kidnapper. I thought I'd give you all a little history lesson on a quirky thing we like to call the Edge Safehouse. In 2018, we started by kidnapping Guy and Sam from the day show. We blindfolded, we had duct tape

we got a taste for it and there was no stopping us. Next we lured in Jono and Ben. Hey mate you kidnapped us remember? Then Dom, Meg and Randall. Is this the age of safe house? It is! Oh my god! And Marty and Steph from the night show. Is this the age of safe house?

Then in 2019 silly silly silly, Dom, Meg and Randall somehow got kidnapped again, but we were getting stale. We needed something to spice things up. So we added celebrity kidnapping to our CV. The Edge Celebrity Safehouse. Sean and Hayley were kidnapped,

along with Lily McManus from The Bachelor. Then it was Guy with Married at First Sight Australia's Mel Luccarelli. And then nothing. Maybe it was the COVID-driven increase in the price of duct tape and balaclavas. Maybe

it was Mel's punishing laugh. But we went nearly four years without kidnapping anyone at the edge until last year. We got that Edge again and Clint, Meg and Dan were kidnapped and locked away. We are in the Edge safe house, the three of us. All in all, Edge listeners have won $90,000 by locating our safe houses. And now we're back at it.

This weekend we put a full tank of gas and a fresh bag of pick and mix into our nondescript white van and kidnapped three, itch, and ounces. If you can find where I've got them hidden, you'll win a share of $10,000. Whoa, it's been quite a journey listening back to that. I'm glad I'm not stuck in the house with that voice. Man, I lost my husband twice to Safe House. Oh, that was awesome. Well, we are watching the house with that voice. Man, I lost my husband twice to Safe House. Oh, that was... Well, we are watching the live stream right now. Sean, Steph and Harrison have been taken.

Good morning, team. Good morning. Good morning. I'm watching the live stream right now and I tell you what, you guys look stoked. Yeah, that's the thing with Safe House is it's such like a traumatic day being kidnapped and taken to a house somewhere in New Zealand and you have no idea where you are because you're blindfolded the whole time.

But also like a real lack of coffee this morning for me. So I'm just like kind of still just days from yesterday and just kind of not really myself yet. Turns out when you've been kidnapped, you can't put in a very specific coffee order and have it delivered instantly. Shocking. I would love to know, tell us exactly about the journey yesterday that you guys have been kidnapped.

Okay, guys. We took a flight from Auckland to Palmerston North and we know that we weren't blindfolded. We landed in Palmerston North. That's when that we weren't blindfolded. We landed in Palmerston North. That's when we lost our sight for the remainder day. So we hopped in the car. I'm going to say we also had no real sense of time as well.

So I think we were in a car for about an hour. We hopped into a helicopter. Oh, same sort of fire. Which was insane because you're blindfolded and you're in a chopper and it felt like, what guys do you reckon, like we were trying to guess because it's so hard to distinguish time, like an hour-ish?

Yeah, think about an hour-ish. Well, last time they put us in a helicopter we found out after the fact when we were found that they picked us up and put us down in the exact same spot. Yeah. Oh, God. Bloody hope that didn't happen.

And then you drove again. And then we hopped into a car and then kind of didn't stop driving for a long, long time. And we were very close together. It was a real great bonding experience, actually, being that close together. But we did find one really big clue, actually, guys. Oh, really? Okay. Yeah, so we stopped off at Subway for lunch. We didn't know where,

but they were the best Subway cookies in Aotearoa. So if you guys know we're the best cookies in Aotearoa at Subway, that's where we're close to. Yeah, we're about three and a half hours from that. Huge, huge cookies. Yeah. Thanks, Sean. So basically you guys have absolutely no idea.

No idea. I guess so, yeah, no idea. If we were to speculate, I would say, because we could possibly be as far down as Christchurch. How? Because we drove straight for a long, long time. Or we could be, as far down as Christchurch. How? Because we drove straight for a long, long time. Or we could be, I don't know. See, yeah, who knows?

So to recap the journey for people, flight to Palmy, hour drive, hour helicopter, six hour drive. Pretty much. Oh, yeah. So the helicopter could have taken you over the straight technically. Yeah, basically. And then we just like drove straight for ages. So it could be as far down as Christchurch, I reckon.

It could be across the North Island to the Hawke's Bay. Could be back up. Okay, well, you guys have everyone out absolutely nowhere. Nothing. You've done nothing. Cool. So you've given us all good to Christchurch. Awesome.

Thanks, guys. Guys, we've given you the biggest clue of them all, the Subway cookie. Come on. The Subway cookie. Okay, well, the clues are coming, but you have to be successful in the challenges. We're going to cross to you guys again in about quarter to nine. We'll present you with a challenge. If you are successful, you release a clue,

and you get that much closer to finding out your location and being released. And seriously, who does Steph have to screw to get a coffee? Come on. Get the girl a coffee. I reckon it's because I didn't know I was being kidnapped, so I have really, really long hairs on my legs. Look at that short.

Look how long my hairs are. You didn't put that on my leg. That's nice. Okay. You can check them out. You can actually see it on the live stream. Yeah, I'm watching them now. Yeah, it's HD.

Yeah, okay. God, they are long, actually. Bloody hell. Okay, cool. Coming up at 8.30, for those who are wanting to play Cash Strapped, we will get to that in about 20 minutes, because normally we're playing Cash Strapped now,

so we've just moved that one to just after Hapa State. So it is coming. Clint, Meg and Dan. It's in the top five. One of the biggest songs in the world right now. My daughter, I played her the original, Go To Hang Kimbra. Oh, yeah?

Oh, my God, I can't believe that she would have not heard that. That blows my mind. She was like, oh, they've copied that Don't She song. Oh, dear. Oh, my God. Yeah, I was like, no, babe've copied that Don't She song. Oh, dear. Oh, my God. Yeah, I was like, no, babe. So I had to give her a little music lesson. But then we got talking about anxiety and what anxiety means.

We were talking about the song, because I guess she sings wrong, doesn't necessarily know at nine. And we're talking about the things that make us anxious. But obviously, I didn't want to get too deep. She's only nine. So we're just talking about silly things that can make you anxious. And it was quite interesting, the things that can cause anxiety that aren't really important ones.

Especially as a child. Yeah, yeah. And I started talking to her about what was giving me anxiety. And while I was talking about it, it actually made me feel more and more anxious. We know we're going on a family holiday sort of mid-late in the year. Oh, God. Anxiety. Oh, God. Anxiety. Oh, God.

Well, I spend a million dollars or two million dollars. And our son's passport doesn't have six months on it, so it's going to be expired by the time we go, right? Yeah. And I said to my wife, oh, just randomly in the weekend, I was like, we need to get him a passport. She's like, yeah, but we're not going for another three or four months. And I was like, yeah, no, but we all forget to do it

and then when we're ready to go, we'll realise his passport has expired and none of us will be able to go. And then she was like, well, we can't do it now because he's got red hair because he wanted to colour his hair. Oh God, he does too. And it'll be in his passport for five years. And I was like, so? So he's got red hair. He just needs a passport

and I care what colour his hair is. I just need him to have a fresh passport. Are you allowed to do coloured hair photos? I actually don't know because I don't know what you're allowed

to do in passport. You can't even smile in a certain way. Are you allowed to have bright red hair? Are the photos coloured anyway? Like, would you even know? Yeah, they are.

And then my wife goes, look, no, I'll put it in the diary for like two or three weeks from now when it's faded. Yeah. And all of a sudden I get a notification

pings up in my calendar because we share a calendar. Jamie's put a notification, remember to get a passport. 10 a.m. Monday. Brilliant. I was like, he's going to be in school.

So how am I supposed to take a photo with him? Yeah, now you've put another one. So now we have to, that reminder will have to remind us another. I was like, no,

we're doing it now. And she's like, he's got red hair. And I was like, babe, we need doing it now. And she's like, he's got red hair. And I was like, babe, we need to take his photo. It'll be fine. It's niggly. That's the most niggly part of getting a new passport is the photo. Because you have to get it, they have to be a certain size.

I took the photo and I said, there's too much shadow on the back of his head. Yeah, there's definitely some stuff with passports that can cause that. I mean, my husband and I were offered a trip last year through our work and we couldn't make it because his passport wasn't up to date. Sorry, Clint. I was like,

we need to do it. My wife and I are having so much discussion around when we should be taking his photo, whether his hair should or shouldn't be red in a passport photo

that only the people in immigration are going to see a handful of times over the next five years. The thing that's giving me anxiety at the moment is I've got to go and pick up a rug doctor after work

to steam my house, steaming mad at dirt. Why does that give you anxiety? Well, because they're getting it out of the supermarket and then having to actually do the rug doctoring. I've never rug doctored before. Why? What have you stained? We're just cleaning the carpets because we've just moved into a new house and I thought they deserve a birthday, the carpets.

Wouldn't they be clean when you moved in? Stop questioning my rug doctor in here. It sounds like you've done something on the carpets. You've absolutely stained it with the first week of moving in. I'm already stressed. And now you're questioning why I'm rug doctoring. Do I need an excuse to rug doctor? Nobody rug doctors a brand new clean house.

Dan's worried his landlord's listening. Just checking that house so I don't know whether I should rug doctor this. You don't know what's a brand new clean house. Dan's worried his landlord's listening. It's a chicken and house, so I wonder whether I should rug doctor this. You don't know what's happened on those carpets. What stupid thing at the moment when you really break it down is giving you too much anxiety at the moment? 0800 EJORN TEXAS on 3343. Clearly you haven't got a care in the world, man, so it must be nice. Yeah, it must be nice.

Clint, Meg and Dan. You know, anxiety is a massive problem, and I'm not trying to take anything away from like real genuine anxiety that you can get for all different reasons. But is there something in the moment where you're like, oh my God, like someone said my bird stopped whistling?

They're giving me anxiety. Well, that would give you anxiety if it's your pet. Yeah, that makes sense. Because then you're worried they're going to die. Yeah, that makes sense. Oh, this one. This one's, I don't know, I find it're going to die. Yeah, that makes sense. Oh, this one.

I find it a little bit funny. I crashed our rental car. My wife said, don't worry, babe. Insurance will cover it, won't it? And I said, yeah, it will. And it probably would, except I actually never took it out. I just thought it was another expense. They usually do give you a certain amount of cover with a rental car, but you can pay to have the excess lowered.

So I think you will just have to pay a little bit of an excess. I'm having some anxiety, but I don't know whether it's valid or not. Okay. What you doing? Well, I have anxiety that I'm obviously very clearly pregnant, and I'm having a baby in a few months. A few months being like

the right term. It's a few months. Haven't bought a single thing. Haven't bought, planned, nothing. Absolutely. Oh, that's fine. Compared to Haven't bought a single thing. Haven't bought, planned, nothing. Absolutely. Oh, that's fine. Compared to my first child, when I painted a bedroom, I picked out wallpaper,

I changed the knobs on the drawers, everything, like everything was, I picked out the certain, you know, changing mat

and now not a single item for this baby has been purchased. Oh, it'll be fine. That's a classic second child thing. That's just a second child thing, right?

Okay, cool. Boy or girl, they'll be fine. That's a classic second child thing. That's just a second child thing, right? Yeah. Okay, cool. Yes. Boy or girl, they'll be wearing all the florals. It doesn't matter. As I said before,

you try rug doctoring me. That's stressful. Oh, good. Sorry, sorry. I'm going to do that today. Let's go to Lisa. Hey, Lisa. Hey.

Hey, Lisa. What is making you anxious? Well, I get married in six days and I've woken up with the worst cold I've had in years. Oh, no.

No, okay, six days is long enough. It's okay. Six days is long enough for the cold to go. You'll be over. Hopefully. Yeah, 100%, 100%. If it was three, four days, I'd be worried for you. Well, I've been sniffly for weeks.

Don't say that. And when you get the cough, you know, you can have the cough for months. Yeah, it's just straight in. It just keeps lingering around. But you'll be fine, Lisa. Oh, God, yes. Yeah, obviously. I'm on my way to the chemist now to get some drugs. I'll be fine. Yeah, good's just straight in. It just keeps lingering around. But you'll be fine, Lisa. Oh, God, yes. Yeah, obviously.

I'm on my way to the chemist now to get some drugs. I'll be fine. Good on you. Hey, Lisa maybe is an anxious name. We've got another Lisa who's anxious. We do. I picked the right Lisa first. No, yes, this Lisa.

Lisa, what's your anxiety causing you? Hi, guys. Firstly, lovely to see you guys at Electric Havs. I spoke to you guys when you were there. How are you? It was lovely to see you. Lisa, were you wearing a hat? I was.

Yes, I know you. I was wearing the fedora. Yeah, yeah. I remember you. Lots of people wearing hats. I thought that was pretty impressive, actually. You were wearing clothes, right, Lisa? I remember you.

Yeah. So I'm going to England to see all my family for my sister's wedding, and it's the kids' first holiday aboard. So we've got a 24-hour travel with a seven-year-old, a five-year-old and a ten-and-a-half-year-old. Stressful. Stressful. Yeah.

The four-year-old and the two-year-old also need car seats that aren't actually our tiered, aren't regulated in England. So we have to then hire car seats and find a car that's going to fit all the car seats and booster seats. No, don't go. No. Just the 24-hour flight with three kids enough.

Like, obviously, the seven-year-old would be, will do well enough, but a four and a two-year-old? No. I think it's the two-year-old. I think Mia's going to be the one who's going to be running up and down the aisles. Apparently, Singapore Airlines are really good with kids. Oh, look at this.

We have somebody else on the line that's got anxiety about being on a flight with a two-year-old going to the UK. Yeah. You know what, though? If you're in cattle class, Lisa, I think don't worry about anyone else. No.

If you haven't got, like, noise-cancelling headphones, that's their own fault. I agree. Kids are allowed to run amok. They're doing their best. Oh, my God. headphones, that's their own fault. I agree. Kids are allowed to run amok. They're doing their best. Oh my God, nobody has more anxiety than the parent of the child. Unless that parent doesn't and then, oh, that's when you're... Oh yeah, then they're an arsehole.

When they're just like, oh, look at them, aren't they so cute? Oh yeah, that's a problem. It's like, no, they're being so annoying and you need to be aware. Apparently this segment we're doing is giving someone anxiety. We're going to stop. Cliff, Meg and Dan. Amanda, Cy, Fred. Cy, Fred.

We went and listened to her say it. We both kind of got it wrong. Dan, you will know her from Mamma Mia and from Mean Girls. Honey, honey, touch me, baby. Honey, honey. And from Mamma Mia. I'm kind of psychic. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.

Unbelievably beautiful American actress, long blonde hair, big blue eyes. Talented. She's a triple threat. She is so talented, and there's something else that's making people fall in love with her even more. Actually, it was a few days ago,

but it's now picking up traction. She did a video with Vogue saying beauty secrets with Amanda Seyfried and she did her Seyfried. Oh God, Amanda. And she did a whole makeup routine that you can watch her do.

But what is different about it, no fancy lighting, lots of eczema and like a rash and maybe even pimples on her face. Good on her. Wrinkles, under eye circles. I'm making it sound bad, but a very normal looking face in the way of what you'd probably see in the mirror or anybody would see in the mirror.

Definitely not what you'd expect for a Hollywood kind of actress to openly be happy to put online, which I think is so refreshing. So the makeup didn't give her the rash. She already had these before she even... No, no. So she's... Sorry, Clint. I haven't described it well enough.

So she's doing her makeup while she's doing the video. So you see her at the start with no makeup she... No, no, so she's sorry, sorry Clint, I haven't described it well enough. So she's doing her makeup while she's doing the video. So you see her at the start with no makeup on. Oh, right, right. So here she is talking about eczema around her mouth. I'm going to show you guys the video. When I was 19 I started developing the rash and I learned about a lot of medicated products. I learned a lot

about just products in general from my dermatologist at the time. And the rash is screaming, but that's okay, because I'm going to cover it so I can go out in public. It's fine. Yeah, it's crazy how that could, like, when you think of actresses, you just think they're flawless and perfect, because when you see them on screen in movies,

they're flawless and perfect. Absolutely, and I know it's just, you sit there and go, oh, God, it's like she's doing the bare minimum. She's showing her face without makeup, and how sad is it for women that this is something that we end up talking about because God forbid she wears makeup. But it is something in Hollywood especially that you don't see all the time. So it does stand out and it should be more regular.

It should be more normal. If you would like to see it, producer Carl's made the bounce back rash. Up to three, three, four, three. Not on Amanda. So that's lovely. Easier spell. producer Carl's made the bounce back rash to 3-3-4-3 not Amanda so that's lovely easier spell but I think it is how old is she actually? She must be

in her 30s somewhere. It's just nice to see a face that looks like a normal face when you expect these celebrities to have this skin when they have all the access to all the money in the world they can still have difficulties with their skin. Yeah, and eczema

is such a common thing as well. And it's so good you're right to say, Meg, that an actress that is so-called perfect has eczema. It is also so sad how like all,

like how many, oh, I just think it's so sad how we're kind of so expected to cover it up and wear makeup. It's just so standard these days, right? Whereas you guys,

that's your face you wake up and that's what you look like good or bad tough luck eh we got a rash sucks to be honest I know yeah

you're stuck with my face she's 39 years old if you're around that age and you want to see what her face looks like yeah rash 3, 3, 4, 3 alright cool

I sort of discount everything we've just said now by calling it rash bag anyway Steph, Sean and Harrison from the Edge Arbors have been kidnapped and currently locked in the Edge Safehouse and it sort of discounts everything we've just said now by calling it rash bag. Anyway. Steph, Sean and Harrison from the Edge Arbors have been kidnapped and currently locked in the Edge Safehouse with contacts somewhere in New Zealand. They need your help to get them out.

If you can decide for the clues and knock on the door between 8am and 7pm and say, is this the Edge Safehouse? You win five grand. And you can also drop a pin daily to win the other five grand if it's not in your neck of the woods. We're going to cross to them next and give them their first challenge. If they are successful,

they will release a clue to get them one step closer to being found. And we are playing Guess the Mystery Noise. We're going to go with Secret Sound but it just feels really overdone. Yeah. It sounds like something that's possibly been heard.

Yeah, yeah. So we're going to go with the mystery noise next. Find out what the challenge is and how the guys can release a clue. Coming up right after. Clint, Meg and Dan. Safe House. Sean, Stephen, Harrison from Edge Afternoons have been kidnapped, currently locked away in the Edge Safe House with contacts

somewhere in New Zealand. They have no idea where they are and they need your help to be found. We're checking in with them now. Guys, I see that you've got these contact beach bags. What's in them? Oh, I want to know. I want to know what's in the goodie bag.

Yeah. Oh, guys, these bags are so good. We did a haul on the live stream. We did a mukbang. We've got bottles with our names on it, like Love Island, but instead it says, it's good to be home with Steph. Harrison's got my bottle, but I'm going to let him have it

because it is nice to be home with me. It is nice. Yeah, contact have really pulled out all the stops to make us feel at home while we've been kidnapped. It looks lovely. I want to be kidnapped in that space. It looks very nice. Yeah, that's day one though, Dad.

I mean, I think after about day four, five, six, seven, who knows how long you're going to be in there. Your mood may change. Yeah, so... Yeah, by this point, we were dancing, weren't we, and bloody being silly and stupid. Yeah, then Paul Clint, I think, got over me and Dan Fair. Yeah.

We were too much. Too much. Who do you guys think's going to break first out of myself, Harrison and Sean? Well, look, Steve, you and Sean have done this before, right? This is Harrison's first time in a lockdown house. It could be him. I want to see someone break.

I want to see someone just snap. Well, let's get into your challenge because if you are successful, we'll release a clue so that people can find out where you are. You can knock on the door and say, is this the Edge Safe House between 8am and 7pm? If you're correct, you win five grand. But if you can't make it to the house, you can drop a pin where you think it is online,

daily at theedge.co.nz for another chance to win 5k. Okay, let's get a clue. Okay, guys, you all get to play this. There is zero room for error. You need a perfect score, five from five. We have recorded a bunch of sounds that are made inside the home, and you have to tell us what you think the sound is.

Here is your first one. What the? God, that's tricky. Inside the house. So have a think about what rooms in the house there are. There's obviously bedrooms, bathrooms, kitchens, lounges. Or in that case, the sword room. Okay.

I mean, come on. Oh, but you know, what's a mini sword? Okay. Say that one more time. Okay, a little piece of information I wasn't sure I was allowed to tell you. I have been whispered in my ear. There are sounds made in the kitchen. Oh, okay.

Oh, okay. Okay. It sounds like a... What are you going to say? But hold on. Is it someone sharpening a knife? Can we just talk about this before we look at an answer? Is it someone sharpening a knife?

Or leaving a knife block? Well, getting a knife out. Getting a knife out of the drawer. Maybe like a plunger without any coffee in it. Or a toaster. Oh, my God. Are there five of these things? Yeah.

What are we looking? We can't screw it up. We have to get five of them. Sharpening a knife. What are we doing here We can't screw it up. Sharpening a knife. Sharpening a knife. One more time, please. What do we do here, Clint? Do we tell them whether they got it right or wrong?

Because if they've got to get five. Yeah, if they get it wrong, the game's over. Yeah. Oh, God. Oh, I think the game's about to be over. I'll tell you what,

it's definitely not a coffee plunger. Okay, were you going to go with Sean's... Oh, damn it, it's definitely over. Do you tell you what, it's definitely not a coffee plunger. Okay, were you going to go with... Oh, damn it, it's definitely over. Do you want to go with Sean's guess of a knife coming in and out of a knife block? Now, is Clint doing that thing where he's... Oh, I thought it was sharpening a knife. Is Clint doing that thing?

I think it's a knife block. I think Clint might be handing it to us. I think it's a knife block. That silver platter. You got it! Yay! He's a good boy. Okay silver platter. You got it. Yay! He's a good boy. Okay, number two.

Here we go. Oh, it's a microwave. It's a microwave. Microwave. I've microwaved some stuff in my time, Steph. I reckon it's a microwave. Yes! Come on!

Okay, number three. Oh! It's an induction fan I was going to say dishwasher No I was going to say microwave turned on No it's an induction fan Induction fan Induction fan

We wanted air fryer I want to see an air fryer I was about to say it Bugger I think I got too early there. I should have listened to the shelf being shut. Dammit. Dammit.

Sorry, guys. Hey, do you guys want a bonus one, even though you're not getting a clue? What do you think Producer Carl was doing here? In his kitchen. Wheeze. No, he was peeing in the sink. What do you mean? We're going to lock in peeing in the sink.

He was pouring himself a Merlot, actually. It was a nice, relaxing Sunday night. God, that's specific. I reckon we've stitched you guys up there. That was hard. Oh, Clint gave him a big clue, I think, with the first one. Guys, I'm sorry, but you are one step further away from being found. That was a terrible idea.

Whoever decides to do something where they have secret sounds is such a dumb primal idea. Here's a little challenge from just me. I'm watching the live stream, bloody enjoying it, but I want to see some performance. I want to see you guys for the next 20 minutes, half an hour doing something to entertain me

while I'm watching. Well, Dan, you should be doing the show. Yeah, but I can do it during the songs. I'm just sitting here in silence. So I want to see you guys doing something. Come on. Everyone text the word SA you guys doing something. Come on. Everyone text the word SAFE to 3343. You'll get the link so you can check out the live stream and what the guys are up to.

It's all thanks to contact powering the things that make it good to be home. Steph, do a performance of your song, the single you did. Do that. Oh, gosh. Now I'm more shy. She was really keen to do it.

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