The Edge Breakfast - 20250325 FULL SHOW F****

Episode Date: March 24, 2025

Here's a lovely description written by an AI. Please enjoy.   The Ultimate Podcast Chaos: Risky Texts, Epic Fails, and Juicy Apples! Join Clint, Megan, and Dan as they navigate through a whirlwind of topics! From risky text stories to heater malfunctions, morning shoutouts across Kiwi towns, and playful banter. Dive into juicy conversations about the New Zealand men's football team's historic FIFA World Cup qualification, reflections on Miley Cyrus' new album launch with fantastical themes, and a deep dive into capturing juicy apples. Don't miss the hilarious attempts at unnecessary censorship and unexpected podcast developments like Dan's second job revelation. Tune in for a blend of laughter, sarcasm, and spontaneous conversations! 00:00 Welcome to the Clint Megan Dan Podcast00:12 Morning Banter and Heating Troubles00:55 Meg's Upcoming Segments and Listener Engagement01:30 Viral Aussie Tradie and Early Morning Throwback02:35 New Zealand's FIFA World Cup Qualification08:58 Miley Cyrus' New Album and Visual Experience27:32 Cheating in Different Occupations34:54 Marking and Staff Room Memories35:13 Finding the Perfect Job35:40 Electricians and Cheating36:18 The Apple Tasting Quest40:44 Intimacy in Relationships50:42 The Edge Safe House Challenge55:49 Dan's Volunteer Job01:03:00 Boomer Behavior Confessions01:06:54 Unnecessary Beeping Fun

This is a podcast from Rover. If you've ever sent a risky text and then thrown your phone across the room, you'll fit right in here. This is the Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Good morning everyone. Christchurch, New Plymouth, Hamilton, Dunedin, Napier, Parmy, Invercargill, Nelson, Roto Vegas, Wings Town. Whangarei. Gisborne. Wellington. Dunners. Alright you scarfies, get out of bed.

No drama's all. We'll just get the old heating going here. Oh no, no, not the couch. Holy hell. Oh well, now that's sorted. We've got this. Wait, is that meant to be us? Come on, give us some heat.

Yeah, more than that please, surely. Do that voice. It's Clint Meg and Dad Kia ora Good morning It's one minute to six On your Tuesday

Appreciate you choosing us And joining in Unless You're like Oh shit I'm still good on the edge From yesterday Oh you

Hey Don't now Stick around Meg's got some great stuff Coming up today Give her a chance Give Meg a chance Why does Meg Come on. Why just Meg?

Come on, she's just started. She'll warm up. Don't question it. Just put the pressure on Meg and it leaves us with no pressure. That's a real power play from Dad. Come on, guys. Meg's an acquired taste.

If you stick with us, you'll come round. I get why you don't like her at first, but she's a grower. Sometimes I think I also annoy people more after a while, so it's a fine balance. Okay, she's begging you now, so please. Seven o'clock this morning, we've got cash to give away.

Before then, we're going to catch up with the Aussie chick going viral because she wants to get shirtless as a tradie on the building site. And only the boys are allowed. So we'll touch base with her, see what's going on. And we'll get into our early morning 6am throwback as well. Very topical tie-in. It's you this morning. Yep, found a very topical tie-in with help from my friend Meg.

Oh my God, that's when you know it's bad. Because you dragged me in. I didn't want Meg to be like, hey, I helped you with that and then I took all the credit. Oh, just be careful, Clint, because remember, Meg is very polarising. She's an acquired taste. Well, I've come up with the topical reason, and then Meg found me a song that she thinks...

It matches. And hopefully Casey the Boss isn't awake yet. No, that's nice. Yes, hopefully. He's always listening, though. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. Dan!

Dan! Okay, don't worry Casey He's having a hard time taking our thoughts right now This is not the song I chose I wish I did I like this song Oh, we love this song What a bloody game if you missed it last night Auckland's Eden Park

New Zealand made history last night And I think it really flew under the radar The all-white men's football team have qualified for only the third time in the FIFA World Cup next year. Incredible. That's great. It's very exciting. Since 1930

there's been 22 World Cups. We have only played in the 1982 World Cup and the 2010. I haven't listened to a single word you've said because this song in the background.

Like, I'm out. Who's this? Harry Belafonte. Or as me calls him, Mr. Belafonte. Yes, but it is very exciting. You told me this morning off-air,

which is when I remember the information. So when is the game? When is the World Cup? Free for World Cup won't be until 2026. So next year. I feel like you're

qualifying this year to find out which teams will actually play. And where will they be doing it? I had a look When is the World Cup? FIFA World Cup won't be until 2026. So next year. I feel like New Zealand's... So they're all qualifying this year to find out which teams will actually play. And where will they be doing it? I had a look. It was in a mixture of like, it was like Canada and Mexico. It's been shared across like a few different places. Oh, how cool. I must say, New Zealand seems like they've really made steps forward in the football world.

What's that? What's the Auckland FC doing incredibly well? Yeah. And now well? Yeah. And now this. Yeah. Sorry, it looks like it's going to be played over Canada, Mexico

and the States. Damn, how fun. Let's start petitioning to get the show over with some listeners to support our communities. Okay, and I've chucked on the group checks.

I know our bosses are real sports dude. And I was like, oh, how good. We've just qualified for only the third time in the football cup we played against New Caledonia

and he comments would have been quite cool for New Caledonia to get to go oh I didn't know he was from New Caledonia it would have been cool

for them to go yeah if it didn't mean in place of us no sorry guys that's how sport works only one could go and you lost 3-0 let's be honest

Casey only really cares about the Warriors doesn't he? They keep losing. Another great thing that came out of the sport and the World Cup was a song in 2014. Yeah, Meg was like, oh my God, when you think of FIFA World Cup, so don't you think of the 2014 opening ceremony with J-Lo and that one song from Shakira? Not really.

I do a lot. I do a lot. I love this song when it came out and I think it's a great pick-me-up song. And we don't play it on the edge of it? If you played this song to me and said, where was this played? I'd be like, oh, my God, FIFA World Cup. It's stuck, right?

It does. It's a very football song. I didn't watch it, so I don't know it at all. Okay. That's a shame. Well, this, like Meg said, did play in 2014 in Brazil when Brazil hosted the FIFA World Cup. And that's the last time the Edge played it?

Yeah. I don't even know if we played it then. Well, that's a throwback. So it's been over 10 years. This is Shakira's Waka Waka. Up. Come on, Dad. Get into us.

Up the watch. Oh, I don't think that's a thing. That's not the thing. I don't think that's a thing. That's not the thing. I don't think that's a thing. There we go. Don't make that a video. Not without context anyway. That could be my favourite 6am throwback of all time.

Shakira and Waka Waka obviously played during the 2014 FIFA World Cup. The All Whites have just qualified for only the third time to feature in the 2026 World Cup after a 3-0 win last night against New Caledonia. Without a word of a lie, Daniel has never had so much rhythm. Honestly, I was like Shakira sort of climbed inside me. I've never seen you dance like that. You're normally such a white boy dancer. I wasn't controlling my body just then. Which would explain why I just shat myself.

Oh, gosh. I love the feedback. Great song, Jules. I had to stop driving just to text you now to say, loving it, teamed it up, and just sung my lungs out. You're not going to hear that every day, I imagine. No. Although you should.

That should be every day at this time. Just waka waka Here we go Tuesday morning Pick me up What a song What is Shakira up to? She's still making so much music

But also she was going to court for fraud So wins and losses That's right Sometimes you've got to keep a little bit of money to yourself When she went through fraud We ended up getting her hips on And we put them on the stand And we asked them a whole lot of questions.

Brilliant, because they don't lie. Yeah. You got it. I see what you did there. Did you remember that story a few years ago where she found out her husband was cheating because he was using the jam or something? That's right, the strawberry jam in the fridge.

And he doesn't normally like strawberry jam. She knew that. And she was like, hold on, you're eating the jam. That's not you. Your mistress is eating it. You've got somebody around, and it was fact. That's how she found out. So the jam's going down not you. Your mistress is eating it. Yeah, I got someone around. And it was fact. That's how she found out. So the jam's going down and you don't eat jams.

Who the hell's eating that in a house for two? Yeah. Smart. Damn, you girls are smart with that. I would never notice that. You would sit there and go, oh, they've had jam. Oh, they've started eating jam. But I'd never see them do it.

But why is she so rich? Why would she be keeping tabs on the jam? I guess it's just one of those things that she only, I think, bought it for her son, and because her and her sons were away, it was just really bizarre when she came home to give the son some jam, and then she's like, that's run out. You don't need it. But if you were cheating, you would gaslight her for sure

and be like, you are crazy. There is no way you remember where the jam was. Like, what are you up to? It must have been, you know, when you know other bits, it was like the final thing and he was like, I'm done. Yeah. The jam. Yeah. Maybe she walked in on them having sex and then she's like, and also the jam's

gone down. Yeah. And I knew it. And deep down I knew it. You're so right. You're so right. Man, it must be good jam though, eh? Yeah. It must have been good. Maybe it's Anifoth. Yeah, Anifoth. Anifoth does do a jam and they do a bloody good chutney, so I imagine their jam is delicious as eh? Yeah. We're doing good bloody jam. Maybe it's Anathoth. Yeah, Anathoth. Anathoth does do a jam and they do a bloody good chutney,

so I imagine their jam is delicious as well. Yeah. Actually, they ended up sending us some stuff, didn't they? They did.

Yeah, I gave you your chutney. Yeah, so thanks Anathoth for that. No, love you Anathoth. And we're not saying

it with a lisp, but actually, I think it would feed Anathoth. But it makes, as soon as you say Anathoth, everything's a lisp

after that. Yeah. My wife said that's not how you say it. I was like, it is, it soon as you say anathoth, everything's a lisp after that. Yeah. My wife said, that's not how you say it. I was like, it is. It's spelled anathoth. It ends in a T-H-S. I think it's anthoth, because I don't think there's an A. Is there another A in there?

Yeah. I think so. Oh, maybe I'm wrong. Oh, no, you're right, Clint. It's anathoth. Yes. See? But that's the name of the farm.

So they had the name, the jam after that. Anyway, what's coming up next, Clint? Scandal. Oh, yes. More updates on that. You know how Miley Cyrus was releasing an album, and I was excited it might be rock. I've got more details coming up next.

Exciting. All right, Zedge, come on, Meg and Dan. Clint, Meg and Dan. Spinky butt. Clint, Meg and Dan. Scandal. Miley Cyrus I don't think is releasing a new rock album per se. I was really excited because I was so sure she was going to.

She would suit it. Her voice suits it. She's been doing covers of rock more like pop, like 80s rock albums with female lead singers. But the photo was the thing that really made me think, wow, black and white looks a bit like almost Kiss hairstyle, if you know their bands. Let me show you what the actual photo is,

and let's see what you boys think. Okay, this is what Miley Cyrus' actual photo of her album is. It's like a stage flapper or something. Yeah. So, yeah, she's added a little bit more colour, and if I can describe it to you. It looks like she's got feathers in her hair, but those clear, beautiful...

Lots of jewels. Really Lady Gaga. Yeah. Moulin Rouge vibes. Yes. Like a flapper's Moulin Rouge, and she has got a backlit stage, so she's like a showgirl.

She looks like a showgirl. Like a French showgirl. Yep, absolutely. It is called Something Beautiful. It's coming out May 30th. And something a little exciting that is different, it's a visual album. So every song will have a music video.

I love Miley Cyrus. I reckon her and Cynthia Erivo are the best singers in the world at the moment. Vocally. Well, she's got 13 tracks on it as well. And yeah, we don't know anything else about the album outside of that, but a visual album, so there will be videos

that go like that. The first visual album I ever saw was Lemonade by Beyonce. Yeah, that was like an experience for the senses, wasn't it? It was the first time I ever experienced Beyonce to a point of actually genuinely liking her. I lived in a flat with

a couple of friends at the time and I remember walking home and I walked in and everyone was in their own rooms. Listening to her. I lived in a flat with a couple of friends at the time and I remember walking home and I walked in and everyone was in their own rooms. Listening to it. Watching it and listening to it. It was the first time I'd seen in theory, my world, my little circle, stop to just listen

to an album through. What, every single track has its own music video? Yeah, Lemonade was amazing. It was amazing. I think the only thing it missed out on because it did sense, it did hearing,

eyes, feel, I guess, if you brought the album you had like it in your hand. It just needed taste in it so if you could lick the album or something. Well, it was called Lemonade

so there was a recipe that went with it. You could have made the lemonade. Oh, really? Was it actually? Yeah, yeah. There you go. I didn't even know that.

She should have done that. There's a spoken word about the recipe. It was her grandma's recipe for lemonade, and she says it out loud. Maybe you're missing sniff. Maybe a little scratch and sniff on the record. Scratch and sniff on the album. Yeah.

Yeah. You scratch and it smells like lemonade. Oh, I was going to say, maybe it smells like a washed T-shirt of Beyonce's. You know, everyone has their own, what do they call that? Pheromone. Pheromone.

Yeah. Scratch and sniff stickers were a weird thing, eh? Do you think so? I really love them. It was just a weird thing to have to scratch something and then sniff it. I remember there used to be these little packets of tissues that you would get at Wickles and stuff. Just like little pocket, you know, plastic sleeves of tissues, like travel packs. And they were called sniff.

And every time I went into a store, I'd scratch scratch them and sniff them but they never were scratch and sniff they were just called sniff because they were tissues and I'd be smelling all the tissue packets at these stores oh that's a shame you know that you

just scratch them all up you need to scratch them there's that girl again I thought we banned her she's scratching the non-scratchable tissues she's smelling

the tissues hey we want to sort you out with free coffee for the rest of the week thanks to our show sponsor Zed sounds like a bit of you

just give us a call 0800 the edge and we'll hook you up just in a couple of minutes looks like a stray cat just walking into a shop scratching people Clint, Meg and Dan

here we go We're getting to know Helen this morning Helen is a legal executive. She drives a Nissan Leaf Electric. She's a leo like me. And she went to a wedding on the weekend. And also her nana died.

Should have pre-read that one. Sorry about that, Helen. I'm curious. I felt like I should have changed my tone. And her nana died. Welcome along to the show, Helen. Did she have a good innings? Hello, good morning. Did she have a good innings? Hello, good morning.

Did she have a good innings, Helen? Nice celebration of your Nana's life. Pretty good wedding. Well, we haven't had the service yet, but we had a wedding, so that was good. Oh, lovely. Fun weekend and a sad weekend. Oh, that's horrible. Did Nana make the wedding?

No, different side of the family. Oh, different side of the family. Oh, okay. She was like, I'm not going to that one. That's a shame. That's so hard. That's such a hard side of the family. A different side of the family. Okay. She was like, I'm not going to that one. That's a shame. That's so hard. That's such a hard sort of thing. It is.

Even if your grandparents lived in their 80s, 90s, it's still super sad. Because I guess the longer they lived, the more memories you have of them. You know what's sad now to us as well, and probably you too, Helen. Helen, do you have children, I should ask, actually? I've got two, 11 and 10. Yeah, well now our parents are the nannies and granddads and they're the ones that we're going to be, you know, talking about their funerals.

You know what I mean? Jesus, this is an uplifting chat, isn't it? Sorry about that. Soon our parents will die. There we go. Perfect for 6.30 in the morning. Sorry, Ellen. Anyway.

She said it and we're aware of that one. Okay, okay, Question for Helen. But we're all going to die one day. You'll die as well one day. Okay, I want to know, Helen's a legal executive. That sounds very fancy.

If I had that job, I feel like I'd try and use it where she could be like, I'm a lawyer. I want to know if she's ever used that sentence in a situation. Is a legal executive a lawyer?

I think she's, well, I don't know. We do all the work for the lawyer. Yes, that's what a situation. Is a legal executive a lawyer? I think she's, well, I don't know. We do all the work for the lawyers. Yes, that's what I thought. I just wondered if she's ever done one of those, you know, where you can sit there where your friends go, I've got a lawyer actually, and Helen's like, no, no, no, I'm not, I'm not.

No, but people do like to use you as a lawyer sometimes and get your advice. That's exactly it. Okay, so maybe we can do a question about what has Helen tried to give legal advice on when it comes to her friends? I'm going to lock in the divorce. There's been a friend that's

come over and they're like, where do I stand with this? I reckon she's given advice on consumer guarantees. Someone's been stitched up by a shop and she's gone, you've got rights here. You know what, that was a brand new item, you paid full price. You have rights to get that exchange, sister. I'm going to say your friends are shitbags and one of them has been fired

and they wanted to know if they can take their business to court for unfair dismissal. And then when they told you what they did, you're like, well, no. They were allowed to fire you because that's illegal. You're a terrible person. Yeah, like maybe you've had a friend that wants to know if you can get them a payout after they were fired from a job. All right, Helen, have you had a friend ask you for advice about a store that ripped them off, a job, or a divorce?

Divorce. Yes! Again, quite sad. Celebrating death and breaking of a union. You brought out the worst of me, Helen. I think we need to turn Meg off and turn her on again this morning. Not in that way, but you know what I mean. You turn her off, Dan, and I'll turn her on.

Okay. Helen. Play to our strengths. Helen, thank you for playing along. We'll send you a voucher to go to Z. Ignore the boys. Required. Thank you so much.

Thank you, Helen. Get points on almost everything you use for treats with Z Rewards. Terms apply. We'll get that voucher out to you ASAP. Right, Meg, come over here. I'll turn you off. Sorry. What have we got?

Right. Okay, you need to behave. Cheyenne, she's an Aussie tradie, and she's saying it's not fair that her boss won't let her whip her top off and go topless along with all the other lads on the building site. We're going to chat with her, find out what's going on. You might be out of a job. Next.

Clint, Meg and Dan. We have Cheyenne joining us on the show, who's, I guess, the leader at the moment in Australia For the Free the Nip movement potentially When it comes to the workplace Morning Cheyenne Good morning, how are you guys? Good, good Cheyenne

There's been a lot of debate off here behind the scenes About your little predicament It's more just socially unacceptable Nobody does it And I suppose nudity, public too. Right, so you're a tradie in Aussie. What tradie are you doing, by the way? I'm just doing landscaping. So I was doing mining for four years and I just moved to landscaping. A lot hotter, I imagine, landscaping than being in the mines.

Yeah. And so what you're saying is there's guys on the site that are taking their top off and it should be equal for women. Yeah, so they're out there being topless, getting a bit of a tan on, and I'm the one that has to wear my shirt, which I find a bit rude. Have you ever tried it or asked them how they would feel if you have, or you just know what the answer is so you've never bothered? Oh, no, I did ask. I asked my boss, that's where this all come from, and he said I had to keep my shirt on because I distract the boys pretty much. Oh, now that's a murky situation to get in.

Here's my views on it. I think that no one's hot that hot that they need to take their top off. I think that guys should be doing it. And you mean hot as in temperature rather than sexy, right? Yeah, like temperature. I see dudes all the time, and I agree with you, guys take their tops off too often. I see them around like they're going for runs, they've taken their top off, they've done

this kind of thing, and I think it should be equal to women, definitely. But I just don't, is there much need to remove your shirt? So Dan, you're saying that the equality is that no one should be able to take their top off if women can't take their top off because it's distraught. I just think that the boys should just mature

and mature up and just not look at tits everyone's seen of her, so why not continue? Are you talking about wearing any sort of like sports bra or like full-on topless? Nah, I want to go full-on topless. Yeah. Yeah. I've just read it here, it says toplessness in public is not an offence, but you do need to check your council bylaws. It is not

an offence for a man or a woman to be topless in public because women's breasts are not considered genitalia. Ever contemplating going topless at any point this week or next week and just seeing what happens or are you just going to play by the unfortunate rules that your boss has set for you oh definitely if i want to i will okay if i get fired over that that's okay put it this way if the guys at your workplace are allowed to do it you you should be allowed to do it as well, Cheyenne. And if you decide to do it, there's an interesting fallout. I'll chat some text for you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

We're not asking for the pics. No, just let us know the fallout. You can send them to Clint. No, no, nobody's getting photos. Clint, do you want them? You just CC Megan and I out of it and Clint will have them. Okay? Thanks for having me.

Thanks, Cheyenne. Okay, what's your take on it? Because I guess I've never really thought about it too much where it's like, well, fear's fear.

Either the boss goes, yeah, okay, everyone has to keep their shirts on from now on. Otherwise, Cheyenne's allowed to whip hers off as well. But then that's where

the boys will go, yeah, fine. Yeah. I definitely stand with Dan on this one. Look at that. Yeah, look at us two united together. Yeah, I think that if it's a rule for one person,

it's a rule for everybody. I think it's just sad and unfortunate now that breasts are sexualised. And so now if women take them off, then it's... The absolute fight that man had to do to not look down when you said the word breast. I would pay to see a replay of the video. I think you'll find my eyes, Meg, were quite transfixed on yours. I think.

I was not looking. I would think you would find there was a small dip down and up. I do not think so. And then I saw you look. I did not look down once. Now you're just staring at the ceiling. I am not think so. And then I saw you look. I did not look down once. Now you're just staring at the ceiling. I am not, Clint. Looking at you.

I'm 800 there, 20 rigging. Shane, got a case? Give us a call. Women, should they be able to whip their tops off at work? Clint, Megan, Dan. I've never seen a guy anywhere shirtless and gone, oh, good on him. I'm always like, put his shirt, put his singlet on.

Even if they're like top 1% shredded in phenomenal shape. I don't care if you're morbidly obese or shredded. I don't care what it is. I don't think there's any reason to be taking your top off as a guy. In public, when it's never that. It is that hot, but everyone else has to wear clothes. Yeah, why? I thought you meant you've never seen someone in good honour, meaning they didn't have a good rig, like it is that hot, but everyone else has to wear clothes. Yeah, why? Oh, I thought you meant you've never seen someone in good honour, meaning like they

didn't have a good rig, like they've got a sloppy rig. No, I just mean just like there's no reason to be taking off your shirt. If girls can't do it, why should guys? I totally understand that. And that's why Dan always wears a rash top, even when swimming. Why do body gloves should come back with their rash shirts? That bring back rash shirts. We want to know your take on this.

We actually got a call from Michelle. Michelle is a lady with breasts. What is your opinion? Hello. Sorry, I'm glad I introduced you as that and not the boys. I couldn't imagine anything worse, honestly, than having your boobs out, A, that they can get damaged,

caught on things, and they don't look good when gravity takes effect. Bloody hell, caught on things? Caught on things? Oh, jeez, they're in a knot again. Michelle, Ella actually did text in and she said, Shia must have great tits if she wants to go braless.

Yeah. Michelle's got nothing to say to that, Clint. I mean, I've seen... No, I mean, as in, gravity is no one's friend at the end of it, at the end of the day. They start up, they start fine, and then if you're going to do that every day,

then I'll make bless the chat. Yeah, yeah. The thing is, I don't know about Cheyenne's breasts, Michelle. They might also be very small. Who knows? I've just never... I've never been,

God, I'm so hot, you know what would make it better? Taking my shirt completely off. I do that all the time, but at home by myself. Yeah. Oh, that's fine. Rod wants to know, Meg,

do women get as turned on by guys being shirtless? No. As, um, no? As maybe guys do when it's the other way around. No, no.

But I think also, it's also just something that has been completely, like, normalised for us so we don't because we no, but I think also, it's also just something that has been completely like, normalised for us, so we don't, because we've always, I've seen men topless since I was three, you know, it's just like, I've grown up with

it, so I've learnt to not find that as a turn on. How long do you think would it take before the shine would come off? Where guys would be like, oh my god, look, they're a topless woman, like on the beach or everywhere. And then how long before guys would be like, oh my god, look, they're a topless woman on the beach or everywhere. And then how long before we'd be like, oh yeah,

it's a topless woman. It's such even a loaded political question because in cultures, other cultures around the world, women are topless because they breastfeed their babies and they walk around and that's what their breasts are for. But in our westernised world, we are very much so sexualised breasts and women are for one thing,

not as an overlay, but you know what I mean? There is that underlying idea that everything we do is sexualised. The saddest thing is that boss said that she couldn't take her top off because the guys would get distracted, like they're five-year-olds

in a classroom or something. You know, like, come on. Yeah, it's sad. Produce Carl? Something that I found really interesting when my wife and I travelled to Spain and like around Europe is all the beaches over there,

everyone goes topless. You don't, like I think I went two months without seeing a bikini top. And like what, I was like a kid in a candy store at first. I was like, this is the greatest place in the world. We should move here.

But honestly, after about a week or so, maybe a couple of days, you just get so used to it and then you just don't even bat an eyelid. It's just, oh, there's some more boobs. But you literally don't even acknowledge it. It's just normal. I think most of Europe is the same. I think it's just our society.

What country was that? Like Spain and, yeah, we should go for a land trip, bro. Oh, undermined his whole thing. Yeah, see, there he goes. He's just completely ruined the whole thing. That's a shame. You mean for the culture and the food, don't you, Carl? I love paella.

Yeah, he went for the culture and the food and stayed for the boobs. Clint, Meg and Dan win a share of $50,000. Cash. With the edge cash-strapped. Strapped. All right, Abby's the lucky person that has gotten through this morning. Hey, Abby. Oh, good morning, Meg.

Morning. What do you need money for? I borrowed my hubby's truck. Yeah. I misjudged backing out the drive and I hit my neighbour's mailbox. Oh, bugger. Yikes. That'll do it.

So, yeah, and a little bit of their fence as well. Oh, a little bit of their fence. Okay. Does he know how it was damaged? So, yeah, and a little bit of their fence as well. Oh, a little bit of their fence, okay. Does he know how it was damaged? Do I know how it was damaged? Does your husband know? Oh, yeah, he does. I'm in the dog box.

Oh, no. Yeah. So how much does a letterbox set you back these days? Yeah, I'm looking online, maybe $150-something. What about the truck? Yeah. Well, yeah, I smashed the lights in the back corner as well. Oh, as $150 something. What about the truck? Well, yeah, I smashed the lights in the back corner as well of the truck.

It was a bit of a... How much is a light? Abby, let's give you $285. That's going to go towards it. Is there a bit more in your other pocket? Excuse me? Don't ask, don't get.

Yes, maybe. I'll make it $300. Oh, good on you, Meg. Meg was trying to say so for herself. Now, I'll tell you this. $300, Abby, mine. Yeah, there you go, Abby. It's $300 or you could go into the vest or the money that is strapped to me.

Okay? I have got money strapped to me and I'll tell you what. I don't know how much is strapped to me but it's strapped to me nonetheless. Will you go for the strap? Will you go for Meg? The last two or three times Dan has had more money than Meg so I don't know if he's due to have less than her or if it's just the new way that things are going.

How's it feeling Dan? Is it feeling like bulky? Look, to be honest it doesn't feel any more different than it would have yesterday. So I can't be sure. But you know what? If you want to gamble, go for it. Take a risk.

It's up to you, Abby. $300. It's a good amount of money. $300 is a good amount of money. Are you sure there's no more in your pocket? There's no more in there, Abby. You're cheeky. That's it.

The only other option is risking it in the strap. All right, the all or nothing approach sometimes with Dan. What do you want to do, Abby? We'll risk it, eh? Okay. All right. Here we go. I've gone into the strap and I've pulled out.

Ooh, it's not a good amount, Abby. I'm so sorry. You should have taken the $300 because you've only got $25. Oh, thank you anyway. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Oh, well, never mind. Thanks a lot.

Yeah, thank you. Thanks, Abby. Yeah, she sounded pissed off. Yep. The problem is she made that decision herself. Yeah, didn't you? It felt like you... Kind of convinced me. herself. You always convince

them and you never know. But I didn't really that time. I really didn't. I was kind of like, it's up to you. And unfortunately she went with that decision. It's going from bad to worse because next we're talking about occupations that have the best opportunity to cheat. Does your partner currently do

one of these things for a job? Yeah. Because they do. I thought she was really pissed off, eh? Well, no, she's just upset, I think. Yeah. Fair enough. If only Meg had offered her a little more. Hey!

Oh no, this isn't going back on me yet again. Not every time. Not every time. Clint, Meg and Dan. Meg actually discovered this and pinged it through to us. And on Friday, we announced the three jobs that are supposedly safe from cheating. How did this go down? Because I was sick that day, so I said, look, I'm

really interested to see what people would say. I think accountants were pretty safe. That was right. Yeah, there was pharmacists, accountants, and farmers, right? Yeah. And farmers, we were like, yeah, they're not cheaters. No way. Unfortunately, because we shone the light on the farmers, people came out of the woodwork and proved us wrong.

Anonymous. Your partner was a farmer? Yeah, he is. He has a lot of time on his phone, sitting in the tractor and out fencing and a lot of cheating going on behind the scenes on that phone. Oh my gosh, so you went through his phone, he's on the tractor,

and you've seen the cheating. That brings my heart. Oh my gosh, so you went through his phone, he's on the tractor, and you've seen the cheating. That, that's, yeah. That breaks my heart. Yeah, so she turns out was cheated on by a farmer. Accountants, they sort of flew under the radar a little bit initially. So you have an inside knowledge of the accounting world. You've got a lot of, again, the atmosphere is right. You've got a lot of late night meetings, client meetings.

You have a lot of social life as well. You have a lot of parties. Are you an accountant? Yes. How many times have you cheated? Not telling you. I've answered at least once, maybe. Wow.

Wild. She said a lot of partying in the accounting world. Really? I'm trying to think with this job. If you're in radio, I guess there's opportunities if you, well, definitely much more so before COVID when there was much more travel with parties and- Overseas. Overseas or even just-

Holidays and promos. You used to go up and down and party at different clubs and you'd go and party with the crew or party with the announcers and stuff. I think lots of industries, there's just lots of sleeping around anyway, isn't there? You know? Like, there's a lot of couples, not so much cheating, but in our industry that have got together. Yeah, the travelling, there'd be a lot of announcers

and producers that go travelling together. I mean, I think like, when we were talking about this, obviously personal trainers kept coming up as a bit of a gag that they're the worst occupation for cheating. And then we didn't get any defence from personal trainers, which we expect, and someone said personal trainers are probably busy cheating. That's why they haven't called through.

That's fair. But I think there are some occupations that go under the radar that do have the best opportunity to cheat, and that's what we sort of seem to get with the farmers. Because we're like, they're too busy, they're always working. And they're like, yeah. So they have the best alibi. Because you don't have to be like, sorry, I'm working late.

Because you're working late every single day if you're a farmer. That blows my mind. Also this one that's come in, all farmers and fences are cheaters from Brittany. Does she mean the people that have swords? Or does she mean... No, I think she means the people that put up fences. Yeah. I don't know, there's two types of fences, Dan.

I was clarifying. Yeah. I mean, someone else has checked through saying as well, pilots and air crew, because they're away. Oh, they're always travelling. Yeah, that makes sense. And they can probably justify it in their brain, being like, well, another country. Different rules. Different country, different rules. Yeah. I mean, that's the perfect... If you were a cheater, that's the job I'd do.

Because you can go away, you have a person in different countries. That sounds dodgy that you're even thinking about it. And if Dan was cheating on somebody, say he lands in Singapore, and he ends up cheating there, right? The chances of that person knowing someone that you know to

whatever getting back has to be like hugely unlikely, right? Hayden Allen's text through saying we're the top radio DJs place. You're probably not surprised, Hayden. We wouldn't know because we're not top deep radio DJs. No, we're not, but we know some top radio DJs. We're sort of middle of the ranks. Yeah, and from knowing them, I would say that they've had many chances.

Okay, in your experience, have you had a partner that cheated on you that had the best opportunity to cheat? What was their job? What are the occupations that have the best opportunity to cheat, do you think? To fly under the radar a little. Wow. Somebody said ambulance drivers.

How? Throw them in the back. Oh, shut up. There's a beard in the back of the van. No way. The Shaggin' Wagon. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Yeah, when I said just before,

Ambo drivers or as Dan put it, the shaggin' wagons, more people have texted in confirming that ambulance drivers do have a lot of shift work. So I could see that. A lot of downtime when others are at work, and also you work, there's another text about Ambo drivers, you work 12 hours with the same person

and develop a very close relationship. So you're getting into the back of the ambulance? Not with patience. Right, so I'm not going, hey, I've got a long shift, I'm just going to pop around your house close relationship. So you're getting into the back of the ambulance? Not with patience. So I'm not going, hey, I've got a long shift, I'm just going to pop round your house and hope that I don't get an emergency and cruise to yours. If they're working together, they just jump in the back. Yeah, two people together.

Maybe have a little lunch and a little tuna sandwich and a kiss. What is the tuna sandwich? Is it a euphemism or are they just having lunch? It's not a euphemism, it's just lunch. Okay, good. You should have just said a ham sandwich or something. That would have been worse now that I'm thinking about it.

I'm just looking at another list that has been compiled by Yahoo. And they've said the top five jobs for cheating. Industries. And it says that top five, hospitality and events management, because they're always working on the job, like often travel. Around alcohol. Yeah, transport and logistics, same kind of thing. they're always working on the job, like often travel. Around alcohol. Yeah, transport and logistics, same kind of thing.

They're always away. Healthcare, I guess that comes into ambulance drivers. Teachers, which has come through a lot as well. Yeah, we've got some more there. For some reason. And sales, number one. Oh, my gosh. How funny.

All of the texts are confirming that. Let's go to Sue as well on the phone. Sue, another one saying that ambulance drivers are the biggest cheats. Good morning. Absolutely. So Sue, have you got first-hand experience of this? Possibly. Possibly. Well, you're not alone

Sue. I can say that you're not alone. A lot of people are agreeing with you on this one. Was your partner an Ambo driver? Yeah, I'm a paramedic. You work 12 hours in a confined area with someone, you build relationships and stuff happens. And are you doing it in the back of the ambulance? No, no, definitely not.

No, okay. There are, you know, not myself, but I know some have had intimate relations on stations. Oh, yeah, okay, at the station. There's bedrooms on stations. Yeah. yeah, okay, at the station. There's bedrooms on stations. Yeah. Sliding up and down the pole. But that was a long time ago.

So, you know, but my daughter's a cop and lots of cops cheat. Oh, wow, so you even know from... Three boyfriends that have cheated on her. Police? Cops? That's crazy. We've spoken about that before, I remember. We talked about cheating and police came through a lot. I think it's the same sort of thing.

You kind of, I could be wrong on this, but you work with a partner like all day long. It may be. Yeah. It becomes something. Sheep sharers apparently also coming in on that text. And somebody else has called up saying teachers. Kayla, hi. Hi.

How do teachers get the opportunity to cheat? Yeah. I feel like there's a lot of time spent together, so you can always say that you're marking or, you know. Oh, after school. Pre-period. Yeah. You're doing marking in there.

Wow. Okay, that would be boring, though, so I guess you want something to entertain yourself. Yeah, just go and chicken answers. I wonder what teachers got up to in the staff room when I was at school. Because the glass was always frosted. It was. Yeah, they always had those brown coffee mugs as well, didn't they?

They had to drink their coffee out of. I think we've gotten to the point, boys. I don't know if we can do this eventually, but so many jobs have come through that I think I could try and find a job and we could give it 30 seconds and see if anybody would be like, no, sorry, they're a cheat. Like Vito.

Yeah, Vito, they're a cheat. Until we find one that no one Vitos it. Until we find one that no one has said that. Priests. Priests. Oh, no. No, probably not. Vito, bingo.

Okay. Yeah, maybe we could do that. Yeah, that's interesting. I'm seeing electricians are now cheaters as well So it'd be interesting to see if there's one occupation That I could say that people say are not cheaters But I don't know if we want to taint it Taint a whole industry with a brush

Just because someone says they cheated It'd be nice to just find one occupation That nobody's had a cheater in Isn't your brother an electrician? I think it is Cheating bastard Hey! Don't you dare

Only that one time No stop Don't No Clint he's that one time. No, stop! Don't! No, Clint, he's never. Come on. He would never. He would never. He's a wonderful man, my brother.

Okay. I thought you'd know. What? Oh, you're that cheaters don't tell, do they? Yeah. You just never know. They're on the jobs for you, not sparks flying. Some of the nicest ones are cheaters.

Okay. How You Like Dim Apples is back as we go on a search for New Zealand's greatest apple of all time. It has been critiqued as having sometimes an intro a tad too long for the bit. And that sometimes, yes, I guess... Sometimes we've compensated for the lack of excitement in the tasting of the apple that we front load

the beginning with a huge intro. I think there's nothing more exciting than three people tasting an apple on live radio. Who knows? Today's apple could be the greatest apple of all time. And then the journey will come to an end. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. We are on the hunt to find New Zealand's greatest apple. We are doing the work so you don't have to.

Are we ready to get into it, team? Let's get into it, Clint. There's no need to stall. Ah, our planet is a wondrous place. We are essentially living organisms on a rock floating in an infinite universe. 2,800 kilometres beneath your feet is the Earth's core, the center of our amazing planet.

A planet, for no apparent reason, perfect for life to thrive. There are very few things as perfect as planet Earth. But the humble apple comes close. Very close. But the question is, what is the perfect apple? To answer that question, three people have made it their mission to find the perfect crunch. The leader of the crew, a man who's tried every form of television known to man it's almost desperate that he's tried to cling on to hosting any tv show he can the problem is tv doesn't really exist anymore his name then there's the woman of the group and her name is come on megan megan and finally the third member of the group a pathetic weasley little head

can't stand the look of the key you noise the town to me what a his name dan and now the crack team assemble for the seventh time you would have thought they would have found the perfect apple by now, but they've got radio breaks to fill. This is How Do You Like Damn Apples? Okay. Judging the Simply Read today, it's only available at Woolworths. It's apparently crisp, sweet, and very juicy. Okay, I've got the Dispel Reader. We're going to crunch in three, two, one.

Oh, my God, it's juicy. Oh, my God, look howbel reader. Are we going to crunch in three, two, one. Oh my god, it's juicy. Oh my god, look how juicy it is on gloom. He's drooling. Okay, ten out of ten for juiciness. There's no flouriness whatsoever. It's a tart one. It's a sour apple. I actually really struggled to bite it. Do you like it? Oh my god, this might be my favourite. I think it's my favourite too.

I didn't think we'd be able to beat it. I've never had an apple so juicy. I actually had the juice run down the corner of my mouth and get me in the chin. It's filling my hunger and quenching my thirst. I'm giving it a 9 out of 10. A little bit tart as well, which you typically like, Dan. Oh, don't talk to me like that, Clint. I'm also giving it a 9 out of 10.

The Simply Red. This is my favourite apple by far. It's the best apple so far. Clint? For goodness sake, why does he always take the longest? 8. It's so juicy. It's a little bit sour.

Divine. It's the highest score. It's definitely a tart apple. It could be one of the best scores. What was the decibel reading? It was 72, so low decibel reading. But I would say the crunch, the juice, the taste, delicious. Someone also texted saying the interest haven't gotten any shorter, by the way.

Yeah, sorry about that. Sorry about that. But if you're going to buy some apples today doing a shop this week, I would suggest, what are these? The Sweet Tango. Simply Red. Simply Red. Good job, Dan.

Jesus. The Simply Red. Oh, shit. Safe House Challenge and hopefully Clue released at 8 o'clock. What's up? I just Googled the Simply Red and it came up on the list and somebody's already done the top apples in New Zealand. I'll stuff them. Oh, no.

We're kind of wasting our time. It's already done. Is his name Brian? No, it's from the spin-off. It's a Kiwi thing. Oh, stuff the spin-off. Oh, man. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. Stage 1328, Clint, Meg and Dan. Yesterday on the show, we were DM'd by somebody that we kept anonymous

because that's what they asked for. And you may have missed it, but it turns out they were very much not alone as everyone, I think, was very honest in regards to their intimacy or lack of on the show yesterday. Take a listen. Okay, we got a DM into our Eat Breakfast Instagram page. Hey guys, love the show. Don't know if it's something you could talk about or not.

Please keep me anonymous, like I said. But I know that you say that women can do anything to get with their partner, but I'm really struggling with it. I'm in a long-term, otherwise happy relationship. I know we love each other, but I'm really struggling with it. I'm in a long-term, otherwise happy relationship. I know we love each other, but since we had kids, intimacy has been on the back burner, and now it's been so long,

I don't even know how to try and initiate it. I'm scared of rejection. I think he's the same when it comes to maybe being tired. It's like a switch has been turned off between us or something, question mark. He seems happy, but everyone else says how important it is to a relationship, and I want to get the connection again. Any tips? I actually think

especially at the moment, I don't know if it's the world we're living in at the moment but I think that there's probably this is way more common than you think. Also can I say there's seasons. There are seasons in your life where it will be much more prevalent of having intimacy with your partners and there are seasons

where it just won't be in the top of mind. Sounds like they're trying to change seasons. I reckon they've had a season of less and now they're like, right, let's get it back. Numerous texts, multiple calls. This one says, it started for us as just a quiet week that turned into two weeks, then a month, and now it's been nine months and even talking

about it seems too big. Well, that's what I think, unfortunately, our dear listener friend is in the position of. Hello, Anonymous Jake. Me and my partner, we've had a very happy relationship for about five, six years now. And, yeah, we were kind of a bit low for about two years. And we didn't really do anything intimate. But after a wee while, we had a chat about it.

So who started the conversation, Jake? I did, just because I felt like I wasn't doing enough for her. Yeah, I just didn't really want to pressurise anything, which is really scary, but you kind of have to have a chat about it at some point. Yeah, I think the world we live in at the moment, obviously there's a lot of stresses. And I think sometimes things add up

to the point where you go and it's not like either of you in the relationship have even been avoiding each other or there's any issue in the relationship at all. I think it's just that sometimes life gets away on you. And you need to sort of maybe take check and go, come on man

we haven't kicked it in a long time. Even text coming through now saying, I'm in that season two, Meg. I hear you, girl. Yeah, seasons, definitely seasons. We actually spoke with Amy as well. She'd been in a nine-year relationship and she told us how long it had been for her.

Hmm, why won't that play? About six months this round. It's been longer in the past. Okay. Oh, it's been longer in the past, but then you found it again. So what happened in those moments? We've actually gone to

scheduling connection time rather than intimacy. Just once a week time that you set aside to connect, and if that leads to intimacy, then awesome. If it doesn't, then that's all good too. Sorry, I mean, what happens if you schedule it, and then it doesn't happen? Does that create

more frustration because you've literally put it in the diary and then it still hasn't happened? Or is that schedule just connection? It's kind of, it's happened a couple of times but you just kind of either put it to the next week if you're really, really busy or make time the next day

without realising that you get busy sometimes. Well, you have a bloody good nine-year anniversary. Who knows, tonight might be the night. Yeah. Thanks, Amy. How many are doing that? How many have an intimacy calendar? Yeah, a schedule.

I think I've tried it in the past. I struggled to, like, keep it in. And I know that... I have to look more into it. I know there are different types of people that have different sort of, whether they're rather spontaneous or whether they're rather like locked in. The problem is like when you have a calendar, I think a lot of people would run into,

sometimes just life gets in the way of the calendar as well. Yeah, true. If you have it, say, every Wednesday night or whatever, sometimes Wednesday night's not right. Do you know, it also can make things feel a little clinical, especially if you're bringing it up, it's been a long season or it's been a season where you guys haven't done it, and then somebody brings it up of, like, I think we should have a calendar.

It could feel, you know, very sterile and clinical. So we thought maybe we could, like, kind of rip that fan date off for you in a way. And if we say that there's going to be like a Big Bang sort of date, that sounds terrible. Maybe we'll work on the title. I like Big Bang. I know. The Big Bang theory.

I know a theme song that I can play. I don't know where that came from. But if we, I don't know, put out a date, then maybe it can just kind of like break the ice a little bit so you don't have to have that. Even if it makes you think about it slightly. You can still be spontaneous while having a calendar because it's just like calendar means it's important.

You're prioritising it. You don't want to forget it, and that's why you put it in the calendar, regardless of what it is, right? Is anyone rocking a calendar? Because if a scheduling system does work, yeah, maybe Meg's right. We find like a day, and then if you want to join, you can join, and it might be a fun way To bring it up with

Your partner Go hey here What the edge are you doing Might be the kickstart That you need And if it is a calendar Are you rocking the same one As your work calendar

Or have you got A separate calendar Yeah How does it work I'd love to know Clint, Meg and Dan Let's go Being very honest here

As I always am But does anybody else find I don't know if this is a girl thing or not so many of my ladies and some of my boys find that you don't do it for ages

and it's like it's like bad you go okay I really need to do it it's like bad or whatever but there are definitely times in my life where I could go without it

I'm okay I'm okay I'm busy I'm tired but then when I went to do it I go why don't we do this more often that was great and that then when I went To do it I go Why don't we do this

More often Yeah That was great And that's when That's when I go That's what I've been Trying to tell you No

So it's almost like Having a Big bang day We're not going to call it that It's an outrageously bad name I did find A song That might work

You want to call it The big bang There's no way We can call it The big bang That would have a Thrill I do like That might work. You want to call it the Big Bang? There's no way we can call it the Big Bang. That would have a threat. I do like this song. I reckon we could rework the lyrics of this too for an intro.

But it might just break that ice of like, right, the seasons, you know, you just need to end the season of not doing it and then start. I agree. Maybe you only use the calendar for a month and then it gets you back into the rhythm. Just gets back into it. I'm remembering, actually, this is good stuff. All right, let's go to Kate. Oh, 800 The Edge.

Kate, you don't do a calendar per se, but you organise a time. Is that right? Yeah, so it's not so much like an intimacy calendar, but just time for a date night. And then the trick is to not get ready together. Like, you don't see each other that whole day, and then you meet somewhere. And then you get the thrill

of finding them in public. Oh. I like that and then you take them home together. No, because you probably both drive, so now you've got two cars to drive home.

You have to do one of your public transport. But I guess that's a small admin thing for the fun of feeling, I guess, like in those early stages, you know, and connecting in that way.

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I love the idea of, I love the idea of like you're dating again. Have fun. Kate, how far do you go with it? Do you go, oh, hey, I'm Kate. Like where does the role play start and finish? Yeah, there's a fine line.

I'd get too deep. I'd get far too deep in the role play. I'm from Sweden. Oh, you don't look like or sound like your photos in your description. Just your dad. Dad, I don't think you get it. Okay, let's go to Anonymous. They're on the voice disguiser this morning.

Anonymous, you do date nights as well or plan weekends away. Is that right? Yeah, so we plan weekends away like two or three times a year because we've got two young kids. And my husband starts work real early so we don't see each other often it's tough

it's hard yeah and I think it will work maybe what works for you in a relationship might not work for someone else so it's a case by case basis

exactly and it's absolutely yeah it's definitely I just want to yeah I've said it yesterday but I want to make sure clear

it's not like there should be a scheduled time and amount you need to do it for your own relationship. It's what works for you guys. This is if you're feeling like, oh, there's been a bit of a gap there. Yeah. This is a cool one. My husband and I started scheduling one night a week

after we had our second child. Intimacy was a bit of a struggle. It means we take one night a week to connect, put our phones down and talk, and if it leads to something more than that, then great, but there's no pressure. I like that fact because sometimes you just, depending on your cycle as a woman, as boys we've talked about this, if you're on ovulation,

you probably have more of the hormones. If you're in luteal, you don't. You don't know when that's going to end up in your calendar. Sometimes you're just not feeling it, and that's fine. I like the fact that you're connecting, though, intimacy. Yeah, so maybe those people that are struggling, that don't have these systems in place Like a lot of people that are texting through Like Meg was saying we help put

Maybe the start of a system in place By picking one day And we all work towards that one day And going right today's the day we're going to try to reconnect In an intimate way And it's not to just say you need to go and do it If that happens awesome but it's just to connect and I just want to make sure it's clear. Parallel numbers, knowing

that everyone else is going through a similar vibe to you and a dry spell and you want to reconnect. And we pick a day where we try to do that. Can we call it the Big Bang though? No. Come on, guys. I don't know why I said that. I like it. I think it's

a great thing. I genuinely do. I think it's a great thing. I genuinely do. It's like getting that spark back. Yeah, and it might even not be there's a lack of a spark. It's just that you need a day to kind of go, let's just,

this is about us today and we're going to connect. Okay, you've got to pick a day. I have to pick a day. Yeah, I guess so. We came up with the name,

Big Bang. Yeah, yeah. All right. We'll figure it out. The Edge Afternoon Show are trapped in the Edge safe house. We're going to hit them with a challenge. In just a few minutes, first song out at 8 o'clock.

If they are successful, they'll release a clue to help you find out where in New Zealand they are to win that $10,000 in cash. Okay. Clint, Meg and Dan. Stinky bitch. The Edge Safehouse. Sean, Stephen, Harrison

from Edge Arbors have been kidnapped and currently locked away in the Edge Safehouse with contact somewhere in New Zealand. They have no idea where they are

and they need your help to get them out. So if you can decipher the clues and knock on the door between 8am and 7pm and say, is this the Edge Safehouse?

You win $5,000. So it sounds very simple, Clint. Now, if you've worked out where they are and you're like, oh, there's nowhere near where I live, you can drop a pin on their location to win the other $5,000. Just tick safe to 3343 and we'll bounce you back the link.

So make that as easy as possible for you. Could you technically do both? Yep. So you can drop the pin and find them and you get the full tier. That has been done in the past. Yeah. Yep. All right, drop the pin and find them and you get the full team. That has been done in the past. Yeah. Yep.

All right. Now, we did ask just before who was the luckiest on the team. Harrison was self-proclaimed the luckiest. Interesting choice. I said to the guys off-air, Harrison, that I would have pulled myself out of the situation. I don't want this pressure. Oh, you don't want the ball in critical moments. But you've put yourself in it.

Good on you. Well, guys, I also saw when the canaver walked in, they kind of held this bowl, and I thought it may have been an eating challenge. And yesterday, Sean didn't really want to do the challenge, and Steph spewed. So I thought, I'll pretend I'm the luckiest, and I'll take this one for the team.

Good on you. Good on you. Okay, well, it's not anything actually to do with eating. No. Oh, great. The challenge is called Excellent Guess. You're going to be given three eggs by the kidnappers. One of them is hard-boiled.

Two of them are raw. You must pick one. As soon as you touch the egg, that is the one you have chosen, and you must smash it on your forehead. If you pick the hard-boiled egg and there is no egg on your face, you'll release a clue for your team. Okay. Okay, so hey, question, guys.

Can Sean and I kind of help him and guide him at all? Because we can see the eggs. Can we give him any advice? You can look at them. You just can't touch. It is his final decision in the end, and it will be down to him having an egg on his face potentially. Okay, 33% chance of success.

Touch with your eyes, Sean. I think Harrison's going to do an excellent job with this challenge. Yeah, I'm really excited, but I do not know which one is the hard-boiled one. Can you just stop fondling the eggs, please? We need to look at them. Okay, enough yoking around. Let's make a decision. Come on.

Okay, guys, what do you think? These two have moisture on them. That one doesn't. Is there only one hard-boiled? Clint? There is only one hard-boiled. The other two are raw. Okay.

You have a one in three shot of releasing this clue. Oh, sorry. Okay. Oh, God, Sean, what do you think? I'm leaning towards this one for the reason you say. That's what I think, too. All right. Okay, guys, we're going to go for the one egg that doesn't have any kind of glow on it.

The other two are kind of, like, moistury. So, wait, are you guys making the decision and not Harrison? I thought this was Harrison that was doing the challenge. I did allow them to have some input. But Harrison's had no input here. Okay, well, Harrison hasn't been allowed to see them yet. We reckon that one, Harrison, but it's up to you. What do you think?

I wouldn't have gone that one. Oh, what would you have gone? Jesus. I'd go this one right here. Okay, do it. I'd go this one right here. Pick his own one. We've all pointed out a different egg, so here we go. Yeah, go on, go on, go on. Here we go, Harrison.

Three, two, one, go! And time! I'm on it! I'm on it! Yeah! We're losing our mind. The praying mantis that's in the house with us is also losing our minds. The praying mantis that's in the house with us is also losing his mind.

What's the clue? What's the clue? Amazing. We're so lucky. You can tell the other two look dry, guys. One was boiled. Are you joking? Oh, my God.

Come on. I'm glad we gave Harrison a say there. Okay, well, here is your clue. Congratulations. Harrison is lucky. He only had a 33% chance of success. Odds are against him.

Here we go. I hate giving these out, but you're so far off. It doesn't even matter at this point. So here we go. Your next clue is 780 minutes.

780 minutes. 780. 780 minutes. That's a lot of minutes. 780 minutes. 780. 780 minutes. That's a lot of minutes. I wonder if it has to do with the Subway cookies that are three hours away from this location. Oh, yeah, absolutely. It's 100% to do with the Subway cookies.

780 minutes is 13 hours, by the way. Okay, so I don't think... I did that quick math. 13 hours. Thank you. Do you think you could scale all of New Zealand in 13 hours in a car? From the top to the bottom

13 hours 13 hours was like the duration of our entire trip yesterday Yeah Or on Sundays We could just mean that Which means nothing Hey well Harrison doesn't have egg on his face

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We actually found something out about Dan yesterday, Clint. He has this job, this wonderful job that he has working with his best friends. Well done finding that one out. That one was an easy one. The second one is he has a second job.

Yeah, he does. Unpaid out. That was an easy one. The second one is he has a second job. Yeah, he does. Unpaid job. It's a volunteer gig. Can you believe our Daniel volunteers for something? That is amazing. Wait until you find out

what Dan is doing for free in his own time. At the orphanage. No. No, Dan. Well, then I have three jobs. He's like Batman

without the costume. Clint, Meg and Dan. Sorry, I don't want to stall any longer because Meg is desperate to get into this. Do you know what day it is? It's Christmas morning, Clint Randall. Christmas morning.

Yes. Meg was saying that Dan has a second job, but he doesn't get paid for it. He's a volunteer, which doesn't make sense because in the past, Dan has said this about charity. I don't think we do it for charity.

F*** charities. The charity is me. That was a real clip off-air. No, that was a specific thing about us talking about going on the log flume for 24 hours. And we said, do it for charity. No, I just want to go on it for me. Yeah.

That one didn't take off, funnily enough. And I do give to charities. I do. Well, you do in a way, Daniel. I did, you know when sometimes you're browsing through Facebook and you get given a page or a post that you're like, I don't follow that, that's weird.

But you get it because one of your friends has commented on it. Is that why? No, it wasn't really. That's what's happened to me. This happened and then I saw one little comment from our Dan Webby and have done a deep dive. Turns out Dan might be the Formula One driver, Liam Lawson's social media defence attorney. Oh, 100%. It's a full-time job defending that man on social media,

but I've been doing it. Love him to bits. I think he deserves the place in the Red Bull car. People that don't know, Liam Lawson is now driving for Red Bull and Formula One, and he's quite young, given quite an incredible opportunity. And look, I am going to be laughing at this, but what Dan is doing is a really lovely thing.

He is sticking up for a young man, I must say that. It's just funny because I don't know this side of Dan. Dan is normally the person complaining and he has just gone so full in defending him. It's like you guys are related with how hard you defend him. You guys have never met. I've watched Formula 1 my whole life and he's been giving a baptism of fire.

He's had two bad races and people have been bullying him online. I need some good music Clint I don't know what you got but oh we're doing brilliant does it work these are real

100% real comments Dan Webby has left on Facebook pages here's one and Insta but mainly on Insta mainly on Insta here we go

mainly stuff articles to be honest so mainly stuff Insta and Facebook NZ Herald right Hodaki did one other radio stations Yeah, mainly stuff articles, to be honest. So mainly stuff, Insta and Facebook. NZ Herald. Right, yeah. Hodaki did one.

Other radio stations. Yeah, other radio stations. That one was embarrassing. I can't wait to get to that one. Okay. Grand Prix posted that Red Bull was very close to apparently moving Liam Lawson. And Dan Webby said, how dare you spread fake news about Liam? You call yourselves a credible news agency. Disgusting.

Actually, Clint, if you have Everybody Hurts by R.E.M., that could fit this. Have you got that, Clint? Yeah, that might be a good one. He gets very upset in these next ones. Give that a spin. Here we go. This one is Radio Hauraki,

which is a separate radio station which some of our friends work on. Oh, wow, are they friends now? Dan said, shame on you, Hauraki. which is a separate radio station which some of our friends work on. Yeah, well, are they friends now? Dan said, shame on you, Hauraki. Support your fellow Kiwi instead of posting unconfirmed news for clicks. I thought you were a station that supported sports people, not one that brings them down.

Very disappointed. So you've been disappointed twice now? Yeah. Only the other one was disgusting. It was very disappointing and disgusting. A man called Chris Denerent commented at this rate, put him back as a reserve. 576 likes

on that comment. Dan commented, and what makes you an expert? Driven an F1 car, have you? Oh, shut up, Dan! Who have you? How do you have time? No, but I don't think he should be commenting on it. Okay, here we go. All he's driving is a keyboard. Adam said Liam already looks traumatised.

1,600 likes. Dan Webby replied, yeah, because keyboard warriors like you are not giving him a chance. Maybe be positive for once. Dan Webby telling somebody to be positive. That's how bad it is. It's like a out-of-body experience.

You become like a different person when Liam's involved. Willie Patana said goodbye, Slauson. His name's Liam Lawson, I guess. 201 likes. Zero likes on Dan's reply. Slauson? Really? What a pathetic nickname.

Doesn't even make sense. Go pick on someone your old age, you old... I think I'm going to call him a coot. Yeah, go pick on someone your own age, you old coot. Sad. He was this old wrinkly old man behind his keyboard having a go at a 23-year-old. Like, pick up.

What an idiot. Evan De Silva said, remembering Liam's career, 524 likes. Dan, still zero likes on his reply. And still more of an F1 career than you will ever have, Evan. He didn't make the mistake. That was me. Don't worry. Melinda said, replace him urgently.

Dan said, piss off urgently. I was really angry when I did that one. I was fed up. Mary said, I've seen enough. Welcome back, Chico Perez. Yeah, that's the guy he replaced who was also crap. Who was also crap. So you're saying Liam was crap? In her opinion. Right, that's the guy he replaced who was also crap. Who was also crap. So you're saying Liam was

crap. In her opinion. Right, okay. Dan said, Mary, you've seen enough have you? It's been two races. Next time you start a new job let's give you two weeks to get up to the bead and see if you're employee of the month straight away. Stupid bitch. Whoa, Dan, I'm sick

of it. I'm sick of people being mean. Another man said, bro got humbled pretty quick. Laughing, crying face, 362 likes. Dan said, let's put you in the car. See how quickly you get humbled. Or would you rather stick to being a keyboard, or stick to being a keyboard warrior? Good one, Dan, on that one.

Yeah, good one. Sick of it. Okay. And those are the, like, there's more. It's very boomer of you just going on Facebook and even stuff articles I don't know anyone that comments on stuff articles

I hate the word boomer I hate it because it means that just if you're not a boomer you can't complain and can't stick up for someone that's doing a great job I think

Liam Lawson I'd hate to be in that poor boy's head at the moment he's 23 years old and if you go on social media anywhere, man. Well, he's probably not as much as you. Man, I agree with you completely, but I've never seen you defend people like this. It's normally like you're the person being like, oh, you know, you're not good enough, go home.

But apart from Liam, Liam, I'm proud of you, though. And also, like, I can think it. Like, oh, I think people are giving Liam a hard time. Give him time, He'll come right. But I'm not going on Facebook and stuffing the Herald and telling people where to go. I'm just living my life. Oh, because you don't care, Clint.

That's sad from you. That's boomer behaviour. Calling people old coots. Dad, that's so bad. Yeah, I've never heard you use the word coots ever. I was really stoked with that one. Sometimes we can all be a little bit guilty and we can catch ourselves of boomer behaviour.

0800 The Edge or 3343. What have you done lately? Where are you going? Yeah, that was out of character for me. That was a little boomer-like. Yeah, you kind of look back and go, holy cow, what came over me at that point? It was an out-of-body experience.

It was like I wasn't in control. But here we are. Clint, Meg and Dan. And it is quite boomer behaviour, I think, leaving comments, especially on, like, Herald and Stuff articles. And we wonder, what is that boomer behaviour that you're guilty of?

Yeah, finding yourself getting wound up on comments of people that you're never going to meet, never going to know, instead of just being like, oh, what a loser, I'm walking away. I just wonder, I just hope that one, the reason I'm doing it is because I'd love Liam to be looking at those comments

and I hope he isn't, but then to see some people sticking up for him. I just would love that if he saw people sticking up for him. And then do you imagine him sending you a DM and saying, hey Dan, I know you don't,

I know this is Liam Lawson. That's what he wants. Yeah, this is Liam Lawson. Can we be best friends? I just want to say thanks man for sticking up for me in the comments. No I'm doing it selflessly. Okay so boomer behaviour. I actually had a friend of mine who um wound down the window

when driving in a car and um yelled at some kids to put their helmets on when they were biking. Was that a friend of yours or you? No that wasn't me. I swear to god I was mortified. Well they went down and said oi if you're going to ride bikes put some helmets on. Yeah. Yeah. Especially if it's kids. I swear to God, I was mortified. Well, they went down and said, Oi, if you're going to ride bikes, put some helmets on.

Yeah. Yeah. Especially if it's kids. I feel like if it's adults, natural selection hopefully would do it. It's a nice thing to do, but yeah,

when you're in your 30s, you realise, oh my God, when did I become that person? Yeah, someone texts in saying, I'm 23 and I've been collecting VCRs for like the last

two or three years. For what? VCR like tapes. Well, I guess vinyl's coming back. You know, vinyl's come back, so maybe one day tapes will. Who else collects them? Is it a celebrity? Pete Davidson.

That's right. He's been collecting VHS and he's got a whole load that are like worth thousands of dollars. Yeah, producer Carl? I've just started racing remote control yachts. That's right. And sending photos to the group chat when you win. Yeah, yeah. I did get a bit overexcited.

Sorry, guys. Goals first race, he's like, man, I got second. And he goes, out of 10. I was like, yeah, because the dudes are like 80. So their fingers probably are filled with arthritis. They're good, man. I found myself at a supermarket the other day. And some of the workers there were quite young.

And they were doing the thing with their packing groceries, and they were all having fun together, and they were quite loud, and almost like having some sort of game between finding the mashed potatoes in a tin or something. I obviously didn't keep up, but I found myself doing this noise at them. Oh, God, Meg.

Oh, God, oh, God. This is going to be telling. Oh, my God. Let them just be. They're just having fun at a shop. What's wrong with you? There's nothing worse than a passag, Si. That's when I really knew I'd become a boomer. Let's go to Harrison.

Oh, 800th Edge. Harrison, boomer behaviour? Yeah, it happened literally maybe 10 minutes ago, and then you guys started talking about it. Like, I was sitting in traffic on the way to work, and some kids were, like, weaving through traffic on lime scooters and were, like, cutting me off sort of thing. So I toted them on my horn,

and then they turned around and flipped me off and carried on, and I just had to sit there looking like an idiot because I couldn't do anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I bet you felt like shit after that, man. Yeah, I looked around and there were people in other cars like looking at me. You tried your best. I call the horn a educational

tool. So you gave it a bash. Obviously they didn't like it. No, I didn't teach them anything. Thanks Harrison. Grace said I got pissed off with teenagers in a shop being too noisy. I'm 21. I died inside. You're not even a millennial, Grace.

Grace, that's terrible. I think as soon as you start your 20s, then it starts kicking in. When you do catch yourself saying something your parents used to say to you, you're like, oh, my God, I'm becoming them. Or you remember an adult telling you off and you were like okay loser. Yeah. Okay. Sorry you're so sad and boring.

21 grades. I think it's fine. Do it at any age. We've got a scandal update coming up for you after the break and also unnecessary beeping. I saw this pop up on Instagram and I wondered how it might go on our show. When you chuck in a beep that doesn't need to be there, it can really change the context of the conversation.

We'll see how this goes next. Look, I think this is a typo. I think somebody's had a bad day at work. Everyone's had one of those days where you know you've stuffed up big time. This one just happened to go viral. It was from a couple of days ago, but it's still building traction on the main McDonald's Facebook page. So it's not McDonald's NZ.

It's McDonald's America. It says, yes, children's parties are back. Make their next birthday an unforgettable one. At McDonald's. I've had many good memories at McDonald's parties in the 90s. My parties at McDonald's. I think I had two or three. I never got to host one myself.

I just got to go to them and I never got to do the soft serve machine because that was the birthday kids trick. No, I only remember the straw game. What's the straw game? Where they would have

like hundreds of straws, plastic straws, and then they would just throw them all into the air. And it was like, and it was like, pick up sticks. I don't think McDonald's

want that. And you and all the kids would run around and then grab all the sticks and whoever, well the straws, and whoever had the most straws I guess won. And then they just all went to the bin. God knows where the straw, I imagine you'd all the kids would run around and then grab all the sticks and whoever, well, the straws, and whoever had the most straws, I guess, won. And then they just all went to the bin.

God knows where the straws, I imagine you'd keep the straws for like the birthday party straws. Oh, the birthday party game. Maybe, I don't know. And if you land one in a whale's blowhole, 10 points. Yeah, really good stuff. Actually, if you work at McDonald's, give us a call, 0800 THE EDGE, if you work at a McDonald's in New Zealand and know anything about children's parties, because the thing on this post, I think

somebody's made a mistake. Yeah, it's a typo. Somebody's made an error. It says McDonald's children's parties on their main page for only $990. Whoa! So I did the math. So a Happy Meal, so for that you get 10 Happy Meals for 10 kids. You get 10 cones,

like ice cream cones, and then some play. And two hours of play. So that means Happy Meals in New Zealand are $12.50 each, which equates to 10 of them, $125. Okay? So where's the other $700 on? Maybe Ronald McDonald shows up. You'd want

an appearance from him. Well, that's it. The comments are hilarious on this post. Somebody said for $990, Ronald McDonald himself better be giving me a laptop. Yeah. Oh, am I from Grimace? Yeah. Ange said,

are you keeping the kids for an entire year until the next birthday at that price? Please. The math ain't math. Imagine spending $990 on your kids' party

and it's at McDonald's. So I would love to know if you did that, if you work at McDonald's and we're doing kids' parties and it's at McDonald's. So I would love to know if you did that, if you work at McDonald's and we're doing kids' parties still here in New Zealand, that's the wrong price. I'm guessing it's $99 for 10 kids. Yeah, it's either a typo or it's in like a place where it's like Thai Bart or something

where the amount of money equates to that amount in New Zealand. It's crazy, though. Oh, look, somebody's texting saying this is in Trinidad and Tobago McDonald's, by the way, guys. Okay, well, the McDonald's, as you can see, it just says McDonald's. It doesn't say Trinidad.

So maybe 990 Trinidadian dollars. Trinidadian? Yeah, Trinidadian. How many Trinidadis do you need for that? Yeah, that'll be 17 Trinidadis, please. Trinidadis. Daddy. So there we go,

that's why it's all been getting confused. So it's actually for, that would make sense with the 990 Trinidadis. Yeah, so adding the Trinidadis has been a lot of confusion

in this break, to be honest. But anyway, I just want a happy meal now. Yeah, well, I'm excited that, I'm happy for them

that they're getting their parties back. Yeah. I didn't know they went, to be honest. Oh, they did in Trinidad. Yeah, they did. Clearly. Yeah, well, I'm excited that, I'm happy for them that they're getting their parties back. Yeah. I didn't know they went, to be honest. Oh, they did in Trinidad. Yeah, they did. Clearly. Yeah, for 10 years.

Yeah, I'm just finding the Trinidad and Tobago dollar. I think they just call it a dollars and not Trinidadies. Okay. They've missed the opportunity there. Clint, Meg and Dan. Harry Potter fans, sorry, I might be ruining some of the scenes for you with this. I think we're all right. I think it's past spoilers by this point.

Yeah, time has passed. I saw someone who posted up a bunch of scenes from Harry Potter with unnecessary beeping. So it doesn't need to be beeped because nothing was said out of turn. There is no profanity that needs to be censored. But it hits different when you hear people just chuck beeping in for no reason. With any luck, this could well be the day I f*** the biggest d*** of my career, and you will not f*** it up. You f***ed my cat.

I wouldn't expect you to f*** me. Who would ever f*** a miserable, moping, moaning moth? Ooh, God, they're good. I think miserable, moping, moaning, mortal. Oh, God, they're good. Yeah, isn't that awesome? Curiously, Lucius, several of them were under the impression that you would **** their family. These are terrible. Again.

Double do you mix? I think all sinister has been beeped. It's just chugging a beep at an inappropriate time. I'll train you all up in case you ever need to **** yourselves. As I myself have done on countless occasions. Wow.

I just found it quite funny as I did a bit of a dive through some of our videos that are being posted on Instagram of the show and I sent them through to producer Carl

and asked him if he would chuck beeps in in certain places just to see how it may sound. This was Dan when he decided to ride into work one morning because people were taking up cycling in the year 2025. Stop, another cyclist. Oh God, worst nightmare.

Dangerous. Oh my God. Dangerous. Another cyclist, Jesus. Also, Meg, there was an interesting thing that you wanted to bring to the show, or an interesting question you wanted to pose to our listeners. How many women, specifically I'm talking to you, have **** in the water this summer?

Oh, bloody hell. That's bad. Dan. What does Dan think he's extremely good at? The one thing I think I would back myself to be good at is ****. That's further from the truth. Oh, I thought another word that it could have been bleepful. Oh, I see what you mean.

I don't remember ever doing this phone or on the air. What is the rule when it comes to **** pets in the bedroom? I think it's illegal. That's the rule, Meg. But thanks for trying to clarify it. Yeah. So you guys want to be on your best behaviour? Yes, thank you.

Clint. Oh, you've got none for yourself there? Interesting, because he talks the most in this show. Okay, fine. I have one more. All I need is, like, some guy to come and just throw a **** in front of me and I'm munching away. Oh, fuck.

What the hell? in front of me and I'm munching away. That'll do. It's the edge. That poor guy. Holy shit. You made it the whole way through. If you want more, find them on Instagram at edgebreakfast.

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