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This is a podcast from Rover. which is near Europe. Closer to Europe than it is to New Zealand. That is probably the worst thing of all time.
Yeah it is.
And I went to the zoo on the weekend.
And...
Yeah it is Madagascar.
Yeah, so...
Like the movie, I like the Moored Moored.
Is that in Africa?
Where is Madagascar? Anyway...
It's definitely not speaking of Europe.
I thought it was an island off like France or something, but maybe I'm wrong
Where is Madagascar located in Africa in the southern western part of the Indian Ocean
Yeah, not quite Europe damn. No, no, no, it's kind of just off like Tanzania and
Zambia.
So because Tanzania is the Paris of Africa, Madagascar is kind of like Europe.
Europe.
Right.
Anyway, so we went to the zoo and while I was there, I was busting over the bathroom
again, you'll sympathise with me because I know you've had some toilet issues in your
life and I was really busting. What does that mean? You know you've done it you've done to me
haven't you? Before. When I had gastro about five years ago I... And you showed me the
the petrol station you pooed in? Yes I did that was after I gave birth yeah.
But in the toilet? No she didn't make it in clintch. Oh. Yeah, I had a fecal impaction after giving birth.
You guys don't know what you go through.
So anyway, I had a similar situation.
But Dan doesn't have the excuse of being pregnant.
No, I don't have any excuse.
I was just busting and I couldn't find a toilet.
So you must have had a wee or a poo?
A wee, just a wee.
Okay, then why are we even bringing me into this?
Look, we've gone all over the place.
We've been to Madagascar and back, so you know what?
I will say that I went in and there was a cubicle there Oh look, we've gone all over the place, been to Madagascar and back, so you know what.
I will say that I, when I went to the book, I went in and there was a cubicle there and
I just jettisoned out what was inside me.
I was busting.
And there was a bit of splashback, like full splashback over the front of my jeans.
And I had to like go-
Seem to be yourself.
No, no, no, just splashback.
And so I had to go shimmy up to the dryer, the thing that you dry your hands with, and get it to dry,
because I couldn't walk around the zoo with like a wet patch on the front of my jeans.
I'm confused. Did you wet yourself with wheeze or did you wet yourself with a tap?
It was with wheeze.
So you did wet yourself?
A little bit, yes.
And so I'm standing in front of the blower, like trying to dry off my jeans at the front.
Did you wash it first or did you just dry it and weave?
No, I was just drying, drying.
You're just drying and weaving into your jeans.
Yeah, you're gonna wet it, it's gonna be even longer.
It's even worse. I'd rather, and so I'm standing there drying,
like trying and I'm like doing all I can to try and dry the jeans.
I turn around, there's three guys waiting for the dryer behind me,
and I'm just like waving my crutch in between this dryer.
It's like guys, shake your hands outside and let them drip dry.
I'm going to be here a while.
Absolute nightmare.
So what we've learned is Madagascar's not in Paris,
or in any part of Europe.
And make sure you take laxatives after you give birth.
And Dan's got a bladder of a four year old.