The Edge Breakfast - Clint, Meg & Dan - Summer Catchup Pod #5

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

Hope you're enjoying your summer break! Here's some more Clint, Meg & Dan to help get you through! We'll see u next week! xx

This is a podcast from Rover. This Daniel Webby is the last thing that we do for 2025. Oh, well, let's make it good. I know that people might be listening to this. You might be listening to this in Jan. And that's cool because we've been drip feeding these over the summer. This was the very last thing we did in 2025. Yeah.

And before we turn the mics on, Clint said, I hate my job and I want to get out of here. And I said, come on, Clint, just one more thing. Okay, so here we are. This, actually, we are pre-New Year's resolution. Do you have a New Year's resolution? Let's talk about them just quickly before we go on, because this is probably in the new year now. Yeah, I would like to think.

What are you going into 2026 wanting to do, achieve? Okay, future Clint, I think, will be more goal-orientated or more deliberate with the things that I want to achieve next year. I want to go and buy like a big 20-26 wall calendar, and then I want to start blocking out holidays and places I'd like to go and things I'd like to achieve and all these different things because I think if I'm intentional and I put them on a calendar, I'm more likely to do them rather than just letting life happen for another year.

I mean, I like spontaneity. I love it, in fact. But I do think if you want to do specific things, then you need to be specific. Yeah, and I once saw a guy back when I was a kid, much younger at high school, and he was a like career advisor person. and he was actually good for a lot of, so he was fucking useless with other things.

But one of the things I took away from it is he said you don't get anywhere without planning. And like you could have goals, all that sort of stuff, but until you set in place actual plans to get to those goals, you'll never get anywhere. Because that's the mistake

that a lot of people make as they go, I want to be a pop star. Great. How are you going to get there? And to get there, it's little incremental steps to get there. You don't just fucking instantly become a pop star. Well, someone calls you and goes,

hey man, we've got a spot free for wanting to become a pop star. You're in? And you go, oh yeah, there it is. I made it. I think as well, I had a football coach that used to always say in the sheds. And I imagine it must have been true. But he said, you're three times more likely to achieve something if you

actually believe it. I guess it was when we were like losing at a half time. But it's one of those things like, if you write it down, then you believe it's possible because you wrote it down. And so therefore, I guess you're three times more likely to achieve it if you believe you can. Yeah. Good on you. Well, that's a really good. And I think setting too lofty New Year's resolutions is a mistake as well because then it just looked too much of a mountain to climb and you don't do it.

Whereas if you do just little achievable stuff and bite-sized things that get you to a certain point, I think that's a great way to start. Yeah, I mean, are you going to keep with trying to quit vaping or are you going to go with the thruple that you keep trying to pedal? I love the Hababa taste of a vape too much. I'm just going to keep doing that. And are you wearing your wife down on the thruple idea? I let that go many years ago.

Right. In fact, I think she'd prefer a thruple than I would. I'd be like spinning plates in a thruple. Especially if we had like one of those things, like those group sex situations, I wouldn't know who'd have pleasure. It'd be nightmare. Yeah.

It's interesting that you just assume it'd be another woman in the thruple. Well, I wouldn't be in a thruple with two men. What about one man? Because that'd be... That's just... You've just... I've just removed your wife. Yeah, no, no, no.

...from the situation completely. Do you know what, though? Because I get like interesting people pop up on my Instagram feeds Probably because we'll look into it for like potential interviews on air and stuff And so I'll see people who are living life in unique ways, let's say I think there's there's probably something to be said for it If there was no jealousy across the board Just the admin as well of one extra person doing the washing or picking up the kids

And it would give one person free time Like Can I have something to say surprise me? Do you remember you know Do you remember a couple of years ago and my wife and I, you kindly let us come and live at your house when we were in between places. And you were doing dancing with the stars at the time, so you were like always out. Like you were just always like at dancing or like you're filming a TV show coming home late.

And like me, Heidi and Jamie, like we sat down one night and we were and Jamie was just like, this is the way a household should run. Three people because we were nailing it. Like I was on picking up the kids at dinner. I was nailing both like, yep, so this trouble thing. But I was like picking out the kids doing dinner. Heidi was doing it doing washing. Jamie was doing like everything else in the house.

And we just had it smashed. And then you'd come home late at night and you'd be like, yeah, yeah, sweetie friends. So what you're essentially saying is you were in a thrupper with your wife and Jamie. Yeah, more or less. He was an absent father. And then Clint will come home from dancing with the stars

and just ruin it. But yeah, it's fine. You could actually do like week on, week off with that, by the way. Yeah, so you come and, oh, Jamie comes to our house, you mean. And then Heidi comes to mine. Oh, okay. Yeah. You have to talk to the girls.

Yeah. I feel like they'd need to be in on it. Oh, yeah. No, Clint and we were angling away for ages, just trying to put our keys in the bowl and, you know, trying to get it going. And then we had to hook up. They just put a bowl at the front door just to see what happened. What the girls would say?

Nothing. They were just like, oh, there's the keys. Okay, so what are we throwing to here? What's some of the highlights of the year? The last one they've got is petty revenge. Right. Oh, yes. Which I don't know if it's something I brought to the table, but I do love.

Sounds like something you would. I do love a bit of petty revenge, as long as it's all still done and fun. Yeah. Dance sample dilemma? Oh, yes, that's when I, yep, had to do a sample for the, yep. You still jizzling cups? No, but no. Dan, you don't want to watch that YouTube video?

One dude, one cup. Yeah, it's a very depressing video. I wouldn't watch it. Yeah, it's just me in a little room. Anyway, and what is a dickhead? I think that was an Ash thing. Do you remember that phone topic? Yeah.

It's like when someone calls you a dickhead, do you picture a dick coming out of their head or their full head being a dick? They're the age old question. I don't know if I picture either of those. I just think of a dickhead as an dickhead, you know? I think I remember Ash being like, all right, the boss says,

I can only talk about it if it's an early six. And we were like, what is it? And then when she came out of that, I was like, not what I thought it was going to be. No, yeah. Yeah, but I mean, it wasn't a question I'd ever pondered before, but we definitely spent some time on it. All right, well, this has almost been a podcast in itself. Dan, I think that means we are done for 2025.

Beautiful people. Thank you so much for listening this year. We'll see you in a couple of weeks' time, I'm sure even a week, depending on this. Maybe we're back tomorrow. See you then. Yeah, if you listen to this in the 18th of Jan, we will be. As my mum said to me yesterday, she was like, oh, when you're back?

And I was like the 19, and she was going, she went, oh, that'll fly blah, you'll be back before you know it. And I said, fuck up. Fuck up. Get out of my house. No, I didn't say that. And she goes, hey, you said you wanted a thruple, Daniel? Last week you were all about it.

And now you want me out? I knew this would happen. I love my mom. I love my mom. I never speak to her like that. Just I know if she listens. So she's going to tell me. off now.

You don't want to do a thruble with your mum. That's a weird place to take that, actually. I apologize, then. Here's the replays. No, here they are. No. Here they are. No.

Here, now here they are. No, here they are. No, but seriously, here they are. Here they are. One woman, she took the remote control for their garage. I think they had two. And then whenever she drove past, you just opened the garage. Excellent.

Excellent. Yeah, you'd be like, what is that noise and why does it keep opening? But if you weren't home and someone robbed you? Yeah, that's some... It depends what the fallout is, right? Yeah. Like someone talking about throwing rubber bands all over the guy's deck. She said, they can't be swept up, so they need to be picked up one by one.

It's like, well, that's funny because you're not damaging property. We've got some more... One woman, like we said that somebody sprayed the carpet and then sprinkled out chairseeds. Another woman put milk in a spray bottle and then sprayed, like, clothes and stuff because they old milk that horrible smell. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, so that was stuck in his. Somebody had an X that was into Warhammer figurines,

so those little figurines. I took all of those. I repainted them a little, and then I sold them back to him under a new eBay account, so we had to rebate for his own things. Goodness me. That's a nerdsworth nightmare.

It is a nerdsworth nightmare. Yeah. This is a great one, Meg. If you guys have broken up, and then you used to share a Netflix account, you realize that they're still watching a show. Just as they're getting to the end, change his name when he logs into a massive spoiler, like Glenn dies.

Oh, yes. Oh, my God. Even logging out of all of them right at the end, so they have to, like, set up their own account. Wait, they're just at the final episode of Game of Thrones or something, and then log them out. What about this one? This one's interesting, so it wasn't a breakup.

She's just said, my husband is mildly allergic to cats, so they're still married. And she said, when he pisses me off, I rub the cattle over his pillow. Horrible. I mean, there's a allergic reaction. If he's not too bad, it might be all right. But it's not like you've broken up. He's still your husband.

Oh, we've got Anonymous on 0800 the Edge. Good morning. It was your ex's flatmate. No, it was my flatmate. Okay, what did you do? Ex flatmate. Yeah, I killed her avocado tree. She'd been growing for five years. How did you do it?

And how many avocados did it have on it when you killed it? None yet. but it was thriving. Oh, so it was one of those ones like she'd been waiting five years. He said, it's finally this season going to fruit and you're like, no, it won't. No, I poured boiling water into the roots every morning

and slowly watched it. That is a... Oh, that poor tree. Okay, wait. I feel for the tree. What did I do? Did you see her reaction to the slow death? Yes.

What did she do to deserve the revenge? What was the first act? She was just a word. flatmate just always late on rent but then would blame all of us for everything else and yeah okay

she had come and come as a bitch another text that I ripped all the last pages out of the books he was reading oh now that is cool does he would have been like that that ended weirdly quite a properly strange ending

so adoying why every book I'm reading at the moment just end badly right? buck their ideas. I'm annoying. Hey Corey. Good morning. Corey, we're talking petty revenge

and we'll say whether it was worthy or not. Yep. Go on. I gave a little bit of a revenge of ordering some fart spray and spraying it into the air conditioning. So when the air conditioning and the car got turned on, there's a horrible stench.

It was a whole car. That's disgusting. How people put like anchovies and stuff in the air What did they do to deserve that, Corey? Yeah. They kind of robbed me while I was sleeping and I found their vehicle, so I decided to take revenge and take my stuff back.

Yeah, that'll do it. That will do it. You robbed them of a nice smelling ride. And Alexandra, what did you do? What was your pity revenge? So I paid in my flat mates. shampoo bottle when I was at uni. Too far.

Wouldn't you know? Was it a mixture of like half shampoo, half urine? What did they do? It wasn't eight and afterwards I shook the bottle up so you'd never know. But it was like a series of ongoing things like she would never cleaned anything.

She would go through my stuff when I went away for a weekend. I was sick with a concussion one time and her and her mates came around all got drunk throwing stuff at the walls been so loud. The next morning I woke up and she'd been to the toilet and hadn't flushed and that was

just the final straw. I was like, not, got in the shower. I'm going to put about 100 mils of weight into the shampoo bottle. It was one of those things that was just so harmless. She wouldn't even know, but it was so satisfying every time she washed her hair. I just knew. It's better than putting the hair removal cream like

near inside. Yeah, even the giggle now that you still get when you tell. You still love it. Like, I think it's a good, it's a nice match, I think. Herbalescences, eh? And maybe just to wrap with Brenda, I cut off all the plugs of the electrical appliances. Clint, Megan Dan.

Oh, my gosh. Guys, I want to ask too many questions about why I'm doing this. Okay. But I need to give a sample. Nice. This week. Well, tomorrow. Of the special stuff.

Of the special stuff. Okay. My love juices. Yeah. Okay. Special. stuff is fine. Okay, I'll just stick with special stuff.

Because it's not always love associated with the juices. You know what I mean? Sometimes it's. And this is not my first time I've done. It's not my first row. I bet it's not. You mean just like for non-scientific purposes? No.

Sometimes you'll recreationally. This is my second foray into donation. Okay? So, and not donate. I'm not donating it. It's a test I'm doing. Yeah. Okay.

First time I've done it during doing these hours. Gotcha. And I booked it a few weeks ago. And I haven't thought it through because the day is tomorrow where I've got to go and do the test. Yep. Or give the sample across. And the whole thing with this, if you've ever done them before, you have to give it, you have to produce the sample and then submit it within an hour. Oh, so it stays fresh.

So it stays fresh. So they can do the testing straight away. And there's only one place that does it and it's in Sylvia Park, which is about half an hour. hour, 40 minutes from where we work. It's a longer drive from my house. Now here's where the dilemma comes in. I come and do the show every day. Okay, so my morning's filled up.

So I have an opportunity to produce this sample after the radio show. I can't go home. Here's the dilemma because we've got a nanny and my son is at home. He's not at daycare anymore. So I can't go home and do the deed. Well, that's all happening. could.

I mean, I could. It's for medical purposes. I know, but it does. She doesn't need to know. I think if you run the shower. Is that okay if you run the shower? I don't know. What if you get water in it?

No, no, no, just like in the room. Oh, you don't even turn it off? I feel like running the shower just covers a multitude of sins. You know what I mean? Just aim the shower against the wall type thing. Yeah, just like sit on the toilet. It's also not a good option because I'm cutting it fine in terms of getting there to the place. Yes, okay.

So then my only other two options are at work. No. Okay. No, Sash. Or in my car. Whoa, double no. If this was like radio 15 years ago, we'd get one of those like one-man tents into the studio.

I'd rather go home. And we'd have you just do it in studio while we all sat. We had a prostate check in studio once. Yeah, that was just recently. That's good though. That's fantastic. Now here's the thing, there is maybe another option. One of your houses.

I think Ash is closer to... What's the distance from King's? Ash is closer. Yeah, Ash is closer to some... you parked than I am. It's for science. But the thing is, I don't have to be home. I'll give you the keys, just not in like,

you'd need to do it in like, oh no, buddy, you can't even buddy's bathroom. You'd have to do it in my bathroom. I'd prefer it in your bathroom. No, every time I went to brush my teeth, I'd be like he was in here. Yeah. And what if the particles that got into the air,

and then I get pregnant. Oh gosh. You get pregnant from the particles? He's not that polar. He wouldn't begin to test it. I think I'm going to do it in the car. I genuinely do. No, no.

Oh, you'll be like Hugh Grant and Divine Brown. I can see the headline now, New Zealand radio announcer. But it's for scientific purposes. I think I will. No, you cannot. No. I'll pull over. No.

Daniel Webby. They'll be like, Jesus, this is the freshest sample we've ever had. Yeah, I just stood it out there in the car park. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. And maybe a question you haven't pondered before. Maybe you definitely have. but you're on one side of the equation. When you call someone a D-head,

is their whole head a D, or is there a D coming out of their forehead? Now, for me, it is 110, 100 million percent, full head. Full head, me as well. It's a T-shirt and shoulders, and then there's the shaft just popping out, and then the eyes and the mouth on the shaft. That's in the name.

Yes. Whereas for producer car, producer neaps and myself, I think it extends from the forehead. Now, a lot of, this surprises me, and a lot of people letting us down, Ash. A lot of people agreeing with people. Clinton, the producers, saying it's coming out of the forehead. Tiana joins us on 0800 The Edge.

Tiana, please. Are you with, are you full head or are you forehead? Wow, I've never actually really thought of that until you guys brought it up. You're welcome. I'd have to go with a, yeah, thank you. I'd have to go with a full head. Yes. Not coming out of the forehead.

Come on, Tiana. Tiana knows what's up. Tiana did not think when she got up this morning driving to work that she was going to call her radio sessions. National radio to discuss. Hey, look, we're covering all the big issues. That's right. Martin also is here. I mean, yours might not be, not everyone's is that big.

Yeah. Hey, look, it's not the size. It's the way you use it, Clint. I've always said that. Martin, what's your view on this? Forehead or forehead? Forehead. Unfortunately, I'm with down on this one.

Unfortunately, you don't even like that you have to agree with him. Like, it's ashamedly so. Otherwise, we get this juice, Bigelow feeling. Yeah, the old juice bigelow feeling, yeah. We have had a very interesting text come through, and it's proposing a third option. Oh, my goodness. This person is saying, Ruby is saying,

I think the head is on top of the D, as in you are calling someone the head of a D. All right, so it's... You are just inferring that they, their whole being is the tip. Also, but it's sort of legs and arms coming out of the full... No, no, no, no. You're just, you're not even saying that, like, any part of your head is a dick.

You're saying that your entire being is being likened to just the tip. Yeah, right. You're a knob. Like when someone calls you a knobhead. Yeah, but that's different, isn't it? Oh, gosh. I don't know if this is bad or good. This is the most engagement we've got from people this morning.

At 6.50 in the morning, it's a full board, of course. Hey, Hannah hasn't even shared her thoughts on her yet. Morning, Hannah. She's sitting there patiently. She's like, imagine if we don't go to her. How yuck Hannah would feel? She's like, cool, I called to talk about it. And they didn't even ask me.

Just set her hold listening. Sorry, Hannah. So you can have the final say on this, forehead or a forehead. I've agreed with absolutely everything you've said so far on the show to date, Ash. But I'm so sorry, it's definitely just the forehead. Oh, my goodness. I thought I could trust you, Hannah. I thought we had something.

Hannah was giving full head vibes to me. She was. Sorry about that. I'll be honest, you don't get full head vibes to me. Yeah, but that's because his wife's also called Hannah, so that probably says more about his relationship and where things are at. Oh, wow.

Here we go. Okay. Now we've got your attention. Yeah. I mean, if I got to put a bow on it, dress it up. It looks like you guys might... We're into minority.

All the texts. There's so many texts coming through now and they're all saying it's... It's coming out of the forehead. What a shame. What a shame. Wow. But that's just ridiculous.

Oh, excuse the pun. I didn't even see that coming. Oh, she's bloody good. I just gave another pun. I said that he was coming. We know. I didn't mean to say either of them. What's wrong with me?

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