The Edge Breakfast - Clint, Meg & Dan - Summer Catchup Podcast #1

Episode Date: December 21, 2025

Hope you're enjoying your summer break! Here's some more Clint, Meg & Dan to help get you through! An RC Car Jump, a super cute caller and a lot of chat about Minge...

This is a podcast from Rover. Ki-a-ra. Thank you for downloading this podcast, or at least streaming it, one or the other. We know there's a few other podcasts available, so thanks for choosing our one. We are speaking from the past. Dan and I are not here in studio in real time. We are probably right now in the beautiful islands of Fiji. Well, actually, we could be dead. Could be.

Like if this is years in the future, you could have passed away of old age. I could have died, you know, young. No, I would have died from probably, like, coral poisoning or something. Like, I'm not too close. I tried to do some surfing. That sounds like something you'd die of. Yeah, I'd land on the coral.

Something lame. There was, like, bacteria on the coral, and it was, like, a flesh-eating thing, and it, like, ate away at me, and I died. Yeah, you died, yeah. I would have probably gone down in an, like, aerobatic plane crash or something, something, you know, amazing, like...

Are you going to be flying planes over the summer? No, not that I know of. But I always, I'm a yes man. I just jump at every opportunity. Anyway, what's this shit? Well, looking at the podcast that we're going to be uploading over the summer. The first one involves Dan's car jump. Oh, exactly.

Yeah, I jumped a car over 10 people this year. And it was a very... Comes with a large asterisk. People said it shouldn't be done. It was dangerous. You know, it's just radio. Why are you doing it? It's a very visual thing to do.

I told those people to shut up. Let me drive. Okay. Enjoy. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. We've been doing this for many weeks now. Oh, yes.

Who dares, Dan? I've been towed behind boats. I've been sent up to the top of the Sky Tower. I've done countless embarrassing things like tipping baked beans down my pants. I don't know why we ever did that. Oh, sorry, that was one of my favourites. That really was. That would have been good.

It all comes down to this moment, Meg. You weren't even here for this. A few days ago, I purchased myself. A remote control car, but it's not just any remote control car. It's a remote control car for adults. Goes up to how fast? 100 kilometres an hour. Crazy.

And that inspired this week's, who dares Dan? Jumping three people's not cool. No, but I'll tell you what it is. Ten people. Ten people. Yeah, it's good. Good, good, good. Welcome back to I'm a virgin. Get me out of here.

Oh, no one told me that was the name. I thought it was who it is, Dad. Okay. All right, Dan, your specialty is running your mouth. Yes. And this time it may have not just got you in trouble, but also your wife and quite a few others. Hannah is with me now. She is going to be lying down one of ten people that Dan is going to try and jump over

with this very expensive remote control car that he bought with or without your permission. Sadly, with my permission, yes. She gave me money towards it. I agree. I agree to it, yes. I'm imagining, like, a mom handing out the, you know, like the money you can have $100, $100. She said, you need a hobby. I'll give you $250 towards a remote control car like I'm 10 or something. So here we are.

She's out of her face. That's what that is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not a lie. It's true. That's absolutely true. Well, I wouldn't want to be number 10 in the lineup, but I've also been told number one isn't great because if Dan misses the ramp completely, he goes at full pace straight into the side of your face, Hannah.

Do you know, I hadn't actually considered that. Yeah, I had to. it's number one, but now, oh, yeah. Happy? I'm still going to stick with number one, though. I've got Faye. Okay. Yeah.

I wouldn't be too concerned if we had the helmets that our boss AB, who was also here, um, arrived, but I think they're still arrived. We did a team order and it's not, they're not here. I don't see any of the safety stuff that we talked about, actually. We actually got them from team. There was protective suits. None of that is here. We do have cushions, though, so we won't hurt our backs when we lay on the concrete.

Terrific. That's the main thing. I feel like glasses should come off, though. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, that's the worry that someone's going to break their glasses, Ash, definitely. No, like the glass breaks into my eyes, like cornea. That would be horrific. Adrenaline junkie and nitro circus, man himself.

Jed Milden is here. Tauranga, lad. You've come all the way up from Tauranga to be here. Yeah, so I'm going to make sure this don't go safe, and he's going to get over them. And I'll be standing down there, giving the motivation, and technical support. Yeah, what is some technical support you could give me, Jed? because you've jumped many things. You've done a triple backflip, like a quadruple backflip as well.

What's one little tip you can give me? Full pin, when you're in the air, let off the gas, and you'll landmook. Okay. And do you want us to geo-eo... Easy? It sounds really easy. Do you want us to geoblock all your Nitro Circus friends who might see you being part of this embarrassing stunt? No.

You do you. Okay. All right. Well, Dan, I suppose you can get in position. Hannah, you are number one. Ash, where would you like to go? I think I was number two, wasn't I? No, but five.

Oh, five? Okay. We haven't got ten. Who would like to be ten? A.B., the new boss? No. Okay. Jed?

Oh, I'm going to be the technical support. Oh, you're not even lying down. I think you should be ten. Clint needs to be ten. You need to be there. Yeah. We need six volunteers from the crown. Let's have more people.

Come on. Cal and yours. Cal and Yale. Cal and yes. Cal and yes. Get down here. Yes, from the full noise workday and Cal from the night show.

Make up numbers four and five. Come on. Okay, I think it also only fear that producer Carl who built the ramp should lay you down underneath them. Yes. I'm directing. What are you making?

Yeah. Seeing you laying there, it's getting real. Dan, we'll get you in position and then we will find one more from the crowd because if my mouth is correct, we're one short. Okay. All right, back after this.

Will Dan. Manors to jump 10 of his co-workers and his wife with his remote control car without killing, hopefully, me, in the 10th spot. Who dares, Dad? In the middle of Who dares Dan Meg? Yes, yes. If you want to watch the video of this,

it is up now of me attempting to jump 10 people in a remote control car. You can text car. to 3343 right now, okay? So we pick up the story. There's 10 people lying on the ground. My wife included in one of those people. Our boss, AB, he's the new boss that took over from Casey.

Ash, who's taking over your maternity cover, Meg. A whole load of other people from around the office. And me with a remote control car ready to go. That's where we pick up the story. All right. Let's do it. The 10 people lying on the ground. Are you guys ready?

Okay. Dan, about to attempt what nobody else has before at the edge. Will he actually be able to put up and shut up, or will he end up landing his remote control car into the face of his brand new boss? Can I get a countdown from five? Four, three, two, one. No, no, no, no, no, I've gone up.

I've gone off. I've gone off. I've gone off. What happened? I've gone off. Reset, reset, reset. Reset, reset. Reset, reset.

Okay, guys, I'll wait a little bit to the right. Okay, I'm sorry. That was just a practice. I had to slam on the anchors. We're back into it. Okay, okay, we... Why was he staring? It's a straight line.

So, I just need to keep it straight. Yeah, okay. So you pulled out in front of your wife as well, because she's here. With all your co-workers? She's always said pull out of you. If all our fails, pull out. And I did.

Okay. It's our marriage motto. Hey, hey, she is regretting even being here. This will be the last thing she ever does with us. I can't see if she's laughing or crying. But her body's quivering. I'm hoping it's laughing. She looks like she's got that with you.

Okay. I'm going to get back in position. Yeah. You get in position. Okay. And we'll see if we can. Okay, here we go. All right, Dan.

Good luck. Here we go. I think you're a bit too nervous. Okay. Which is nervous is good. Yeah, nerves are good. Okay. Jet Milden from Nitro Circus is giving damn pointers.

Thank you. You've got to put it. Okay. Are we ready? Here we go. Take two. In five, four, three, two, one. Come up, win us.

And that's where we're going to hold it. We're going to play a song. And we're going to come back with the job. Did someone die? Is my wife still with me? Oh, I think she... I'm sure she is. Did a wheel fall off the car?

Oh my God. Oh, maybe. Find out next. Oh my God. Meg, we're about to wrap it up. Okay, this is who dares Dan. The final before you go on maternity leave. We're jumping a remote control car over 10 people.

So we're doing this for the last 10, 15 minutes. We pick up the story from a failed attempt. Okay, so it was my first attempt. I was nervous. Yeah, of course you were. Jed Milden from Nitro Circus is standing right there trying to give me tips, okay? He's like one of the best elite athletes in New Zealand. He's done the quadruple backflip on a BMX.

You've got a whole audience, Sam. Like 40 people watching, okay? The pressure got to me, I rolled the car. So we picked the story up. I'm nervous, and I'm about to take my second jump attempt. I think you're a bit too nervous. Okay. Which are nervous is good.

Yeah, nerves are good. Okay. Jet Milder from Nitro circus is giving damn pointers. Thank you. You're going to put it. Okay. Are we ready? Here we go. Take two in five, four, three, two, one. Come up, put it up. Oh!

Please, Anna! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, everybody! This Virginie! This is amazing! Absolute scenes! Wow! I was so proud of the moment of my life! Is he getting lucky tonight? I don't know. I need not see that coming! Oh, wow! I have zero, zero faith. That was in work. Neither did I!

Oh, mate, how do you feel down? I must say, honestly, genuinely, leading up to that, Jets said just pin it, pin it, pin it, I didn't think it was going to go over. I was as hard as anything on that throttle And I'll tell you what It couldn't have gone be that landed I think Jed Mildon from Nitro Circus

Where are you? That was textbook jump That was all you, that was all you Come on That I reckon you could have done 20 Yeah Let's do it again 20! There is how we got here in the first place

Timrock his mouth You got to do some burnouts Oh, the burnout victory now You're definitely not getting late Your wife was definitely second-guessing The old, like the wheel is now gone It's this egg My wife's like slowly working back

All the crowd are now a chancing virgin Woo! Wow Dan, I feel like I was there I would chancing virgin, virgin Okay, you do that every morning So when I arrived Nothing new No, how epic, I've seen the video as well

If you haven't seen it yet, text card a 3-3-4-3 Amazing, it went flying Yeah, the actual video makes it look so cool. Yeah. I felt, like, I didn't hear anybody yelling virgin. That's how I got my own answer was up to it. Yeah, so text the word, keyword card, a 334.3, we'll fire you back the link to watch the video. It is just me in pure joy, really.

What a way to ends. Well, I guess it's not anything, but for me, you know, any on a high. Yeah, I wanted to finish on a high for you, Meg. Oh, thank you. And I know you love remote control cars. Oh, I do. Oh yes, my favourite thing Yeah

Well done, Dan Thanks for letting me live out by dream I love this job Good job Clint Megan Dan Leth go It's Clint Megan Dance The things

We love Here's something to celebrate Cutting open a perfect avocado Oh Because you never know You just never And you twist it And you open it

It's soft It's green There's no brown dots or street streaks through it. Or the opposite, which is like, it's white and hard. Sometimes they look perfect on the outside. You open it as a brown mess. What about this? Getting on a plane and finding out there's

no one sitting next to you. Especially long haul. And they're like, and you know, like the doors are closed and you're like, oh my God, oh my God, they start doing the safety briefing you're like, I'm in the clear, I'm in the clear. Or a really cold fizzy Coke with ice when it's hot and you're

thirsty. Delicious. And so that first sip of a cold, fizzy. It's like a drug. Are you drinking it? You mean? Obviously, as if I'm doing a line of Coke ever. No, I'm not talking about the time you shoved it between your tricks because you had a hemorrhoid.

That's also a great moment of relief. Whoa, we know how to talk about the one you talked about on the radio. I said absolutely don't do that. That's bad to do that. I never. What about this? Going up to pay for something at a shop and then realizing it was on sale when you didn't think it was. So we'd like buying a pair of shoes that happened to me yesterday.

They were $130. Yeah. Nothing about it, and it was 30% off at the counter. Oh, my gosh. Danielle, the things you love. Welcome to the show, babe. Hi, guys. How are you?

Good. Simple pleasures. Oh, well, I text in that I really enjoy listening to you guys on my way to work. It sets me up for a very fantastic day. Oh, so sweet. We're the thing. Now this is where Clint will start flirting with her. Just sit back down.

Dang. Sorry, Clint, married and three kids. Yeah, this rides close, Cliff. Come on, man. Three kids does put a lot of strain on your marriage, though, I'd imagine at times. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's enough. I've got to drive the Southern Motorway four times a week. Is that a euphemism?

Okay, stop it. Clint, stop it. Ignore him, Danielle. She's going to stop listening. Yes, she is. And Daniel, we see your text every day. You're a wonderful member of the Ed Finer. And I'm not attracted to you at all.

We love it. Me and my kids live and tour on the way to school. I drop them off. I'm actually sitting in the car park. Do you want to say hi, Siena? Yeah. Say hello. Oh, my God, that laughing giggles.

Save me that clip producer needs I want to play it for the rest of the show. That is number one on the list, a giggling four-year-old. Thanks for making our day, Danny. Oh, my God. Clint Megan Dan's. Stinky Bid. It's Clint Megan Dan's, not another summer. 15 is the date.

Too many women are sitting on the sidelines and not getting in their tugs and in the water because of how they feel about their bodies. We're saying, not another summer. join us on Fair 14th. Yeah, what a great idea from you, Meg, just to, you know, have a day where everybody just goes into the water. Safety and numbers.

Safety and numbers, definitely. Also, before 8 o'clock, we will get to the reviews of the togs that Dan and I have picked out, bought, and are on their way to us for you to try on me. It's going to be a surprise for you. Mix comments. Tacky as fuck, to be honest, Clint.

Oh, jeez. Oh, my God. Tacky. I haven't listened to any of the feedback, so that was for yours. I'm not holding up much hope. Okay. And we have Angie, who I think is going to bring the right energy to encourage those

to shake off whatever reservations you may have and get in the water with us in a couple of weeks' time. If you haven't heard of Angie, this is her on social. Oh, darling, the Minge is all-powerful. It is the only entrance to this world, to this life. And everyone must enter this realm through the Minge. And part, it's key. Hey, I thought it was going to be you playing the part

where we go on the beach We have a bit of, you know, pubic care But that's the one. I thought they would relate more. Angie, good morning. Good morning, darling. That's gold, isn't it? That's gold.

I do love the word. I do love the word men. Every time you say it, I see a dang cover of those. The thing is, Angie, I've always thought it's like a negative connotation word, but you've made it positive. I like it. I'm positive, darling

I've made a list this morning of positive words about minges if you'd like to hear please I think we need to I think we need to open our vocabulary

don't you? I was sitting things like honey pot muff, clunge, clout chuff, fanny gash beef curtains fish flaps Pandora's boss

Muff, vaj, meat curtain, flower. Flourger, hippo's yawn. Paveau's yawn has really painted a picture. It's a new one. I've never done before, Angie. Angie, we wanted to get you on because we are doing this thing called Not Another Summer, where we've noticed a lot of women don't get in their togs. Over summer, whether they're younger, older mums,

they know there are some women that have admitted there haven't been in the water for 20 years, even though they love swimming, they're nervous about getting in a swimsuit. And I just thought you were saying, you're going to see some pubia, which is one of the reasons that women get nervous about going in the water because they have to apparently prepare and nip and tuck and everything before getting in. I love your attitude. Apparently, darling.

They put us through the ringers before we get on the beach, don't they? They want to laser as waxers, pluckers, tanners, you know? Yeah. It takes hours of work just to get on the beach. I've just had 20 kilos weight loss. So it's been a couple of years since I've been on the beach. So me in that clip was the first day on the beach and I looked down and I was sitting on the beach

and I saw my little Miffy had a beard and I thought, you know what? I don't care, you know? I'm too old to care, darling. This is the clip that we're referring to. Have you missed it? When you're on the beach with me, you'd be prepared to see some minge hair

hanging out of my cosy. I'm not going to wax my bikini lying to keep you happy because you're scared of some woman's pubs. I'm a woman. I have pubs. But I love that and I think it's so validating because you're right and you're correct of

like how many stages we feel like we have to go through before going on the beach in case we're judged and I just think it was really refreshing. Absolutely. We're so up time these days, darling. You know, we've got to have, what are they going to do next? in the old larbia, give us some filler.

In the old larva, you make the lips bigger, you know? It doesn't make it all more attractive. It's getting too hard, isn't it? That is. Because, you know, the most important thing in life, darling, is to always be yourself. You know? It doesn't matter.

Don't hold yourself back with society's constructions and what they expect of us women. Yeah. You see? We just want to be ourselves, be happy. And if we've got a little minge beard, while we're doing it, well, all the better. Angie, we love having you on.

You're also in the clothing game. I've got T-shirts that you've been making as well recently. Because it is a powerful word. Women are powerful. It's about time that we celebrated women and their mingers and supported each other. So it started when that video, that video got over 5 million views, you know. Yeah, it's amazing.

when that happened and people were saying, get t-shirt, get t-shirts. I thought, well, you know what, this might be a golden opportunity to use that word on a t-shirt that women are wearing it around and also to raise a little bit of money for the Mercy Foundation, which is a foundation that's helping women over 50 who are facing homelessness because us girls over 50 are the high-risk category of people facing homelessness these days so um and that really hit me hard because i know you can't believe it but this old minges over 50 darling so um that that's that's a pretty hairy situation as itself so i thought if i if i get these t-shirts done and then a part of the a part of the proceeds will go to me

because let's face it we all like a little bit of money and that's the other part of the process or proceeds it will go to the murphy foundation well i can't even afford to board waxing, darling. So where can people get the t-shirts if they want to check out the designs and purchase one, Angie? Yeah, well, I'm just at the point now. I've just had the designs all been done by a proper artist, darling. So now I'm just struggling to put up a Shopify. I'm just getting those last little pieces of those last little details in place that people will be able to buy the t-shirt.

In the moment you get the map, we'll make sure we get a link to it and get it out there's great. And we'd love to have you on again in the lead-up to February 14 before everyone gets in the water. They might need another bit of a G-up. Maybe we give you like 60 seconds to convince those people who are on the fence to just give it a nudge and get in the water. So maybe we'll schedule another chat with you if that's all right. Amazing. I love you guys. I absolutely love you.

Little Kiwis over there across the ditch. I hope you have a minging day. Thank you so much. Me too. Thanks to you, Angie. I'm never going to look at another hippo yawning again. Holy shit. You made it the whole way through. If you want more, find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast. See you tomorrow. And then if that's not enough, check out our only fans, podcast it is.