The Edge Breakfast - Clint, Meg & Dan - Summer Catchup Podcast #3

Episode Date: December 28, 2025

Hope you're enjoying your summer break! Here's some more Clint, Meg & Dan to help get you through!

This is a podcast from Rover. Hey team, Clinton Dan here. I'd say back from our holiday, but nah, pre-recorded before we left. But we thought, hey. Oh, no, don't spoil the illusion. We've come in. Oh, okay. This is live.

This is live. Fiji was awesome. I didn't like how you had that running with the shark, though. That must have been horrific. But my wife felt bad for me, and I got sex every day for the rest of the holiday after that. But how'd you do that without a leg? I think it was because my wife realized how close she came to losing me. So now she's making every minute count.

Because they originally attacked her, didn't it? And you tackled it and wrestled it and put your fingers in its gills, didn't you? Yeah. Yeah, because that's what they say. And then you bopped it on the nose and it swam off. No, I put my finger in its gills. And then the shark underwater, it was weird. I could hear it.

It went, ho. And then flew. And flew. I think it swam off. Fuck, sorry. But as I flew, it sounds like I made it up. he was like that shark attacks

and wanting to prove it ended up getting the best orgasm of its life lucky you did I got out of the water before I went and told all its friends and came back they're like

have you want a great orgasm going to attack that woman that snorkeling over there because then her husband comes up and puts his fingers in your far out God we do need a holiday

yeah oh speaking of here's a little segue you've got holiday you just been to yeah but I need a another one from the other one from all. It was very traumatic with sharks.

Yeah, because she spent too much time for sexually pleasing sharks. I've got to confuse. The only ones that mate for fun are dolphins, not sharks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, balls that up. Yeah, I see in this podcast they've got Clint's plane upgrade.

I think everyone would have done what I did. You get given something, you're not going to look a gift horse in the mouth and say no. When you're traveling with your family and your wife, your beloved wife, you sit with them.

You slum it in economy, even if you get offered a economy class seat. I mean, what is it, a premium economy class? Yeah, it wasn't first class. I mean, yeah, calm down. But I copped so much shit for this. This is in the podcast. Group chat names and also gym donations. Which is probably about you, Dan, that one.

Yeah, that actually was about me. I've been donating to Les for about two years. Oh, actually, it might have been Ash. Because didn't she, she was talking about how she had to sign up, whatever. And then it was being three months, and we realized she'd never talked about going to the gym or we were like, I don't think that girl's even been. Well, let's just play it and see what it is. That's a better idea.

All right, enjoy. Clint, Megan Dan. Oh, my gosh. Good to be back, though, because we've been away for two weeks. Clint, you had an exciting holiday because you went to Japan with your family. Yeah, went to Japan for a couple of weeks. Got back on Friday morning. Still trying to adjust.

It is only three hours. But I'm three hours ahead. So when I woke up at four, it felt like one. Right, so, yeah, it's Japan. Japan is behind us, though, aren't they? in time wise like when you were over there yeah like if I was waking up

at sort of like nine it was your midday yeah now one thing I got from your from your sharing on social media while you're over there is you were stoked to be there with your kids

I need to talk about this at some point at what age does taking kids away on holiday stop becoming a waste of money because I remember even like when we're at Disney Sea in Tokyo

and we were like remember Disneyland when we went in Orlando a couple years ago and Ty's like, looked at me like, I've never been to Disneyland before. I was like, you have two years ago. So he's eight. So he's obviously stored no memories from when he was six. So I'm like, there's that.

Then there's also like, they just think it's a holiday for them. So they're always bickering and fighting. And you're like, I had the times I had to say, guys, this is your mum and dad's holiday as well. Like, and you're ruining it. It's just, I don't know. Sometimes I just think they're just a waste of money to take over there

because it doubles the trip. I think what you've described there is privilege. But I mean, it looked like a fun trip. They wanted to go on a Ferris wheel and I was like, you're not going on a Ferris wheel because you just went to Timber Bowling and had an ice cream. Yeah. And speaking of privilege, I mean, on the flight over there,

Meg and I talked about this because you left a couple of days before we left. Sometimes you get an upgrade, don't you, to business class from economy. Not often. Not often, and so if you did, what a treat. And Clint got upgraded. The thing was he was with his family, his two children and his beautiful wife, Jamie.

And you'd think he'd go, Jamie. Take the business class seat, go forth, enjoy. But instead, you took it. Okay, so. So I just wanted to sort of go through your thinking, I wanted to hear from you how you got to that conclusion. Great, because right now, if you tuned out and went and listened to ZEM, I look like a scene next Tuesday. But when you have all the facts You go, oh, I probably would have done what Clint did

So what happened was We had a voucher with our earpoints For a request upgrade So it's like you get to request it And then they think about it and they could still deny you And it was going to expire on the 30th of June Now we were leaving on the 28th of June So it was like we have to put it in and see what happens

Okay Don't have to But you have to You have to And then it's not business, it's a premium economy because you only get to go at one level. So we're in economy, so you go to premium. Anyway, it just kept saying pending,

like all month, all week leading up. And then even on the day that we were flying, I still had, you know, 46D, like right next to 46. Sounds like you were refreshing in heaps, just to double check. You were desperate to find out. Am I sitting with my family? Please, no, please not. A little bit.

and then like right up to the gate like right up it's like I'm still sitting with them all damn it's just like I just want to know like have you seen the request because I can't put it in coming home because it's going to expire

and still say pending what's going on oh god I go through and the kid scan and then the bang and I'm like I'm going last and then you scan and goes diddle

It did. It did a made a funny noise that was different to this. This was like a poorer noise. Mine was much higher. It was like a winning, like, didn't he? Like when you win $14 in a lot of ticket. Yeah, they'd make you feel like you've won the million. And they were like, she goes, oh, excuse me, sir.

You're going to have to just step over here and deal with my colleague. The colleague was much better dressed than her. He was. He was. He looked like a manager. in a penguin suit. He goes, come here, sir. Come down to premium economy, my darling.

Yeah. Anyway, so yeah, my wife goes, what was all that about? No, I said, you'll see. Oh, my God. Honestly. And she did, when he told me to sit down in the premium seats. So I said to my wife, like,

I'll do the first six hours and you do the second. Can't do that. The second six hours is the best. Yeah. You know? That's when you want the sleep. That's when you want to relax. Your legs are going to sleep.

See, my wife had a turn for like an hour and a half. And then she said, I'm going to go back with the kids. And I was like, sue yourself. It's your six hours. And she didn't want it. And then my son had a go and I was like, mate, you're like eight years old. Economy is premium for you. It's like twice you're whip, mate.

Wasted on a child, for sure. So anyway, so, you know, I ended up getting it for a little bit longer than her. But we were going to split at 50-50. And she really wanted to be with the children. Well, that is why Clint is to say. he let his wife on a nine-hour flight habit for an hour. What a guy. What a man.

Husband girls. It's 11 hours to Japan. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. I'm part of one in the Hot Girls Club. I'm the only guy in it. Oh, lucky. What are the girls talking about in the group chats, Clint? You've got an insider knowledge. Well, actually, it's way juicier than the stuff the dudes talk about. I think my daughter saw my group chat once.

He goes, why do you have a group chat called Hot Girls Club? And I was like, Mom's in there? It's all Clint's mistresses. And then we've got another couple, like, friends of ours and they're lesbian. So obviously there's another couple of girls. And then I think one of the other girls joined. So it's really just a friend's chat, but I'm just the only do there. But honestly, the stuff I've learned from that chat.

Yeah, because sometimes I'd forget you there. They just see the title and be like a safe space. They do forget them there. Come on. Zara, good morning. You're from Tohonga. Hi, guys. Good morning.

Hey, no, good. Now you've got a group chat. What's the name? it's called Mum's favourite child plus the other one and it's me and my friend and my mum

brilliant Who named that? I did Okay alright If you thought of mum did Jesus I think there's a lot of power and admitting

that one of the kids is a favourite child and the other one isn't Can I read out the one about Brittany Brittany? Yeah Is it better if I read it

as a woman? Yeah I reckon change the last name to bottom Okay Brittany's itchy bottom. Yeah. And you know how I think that started. Britney's text through with some advice about why she's got that.

It's the current situation. And then one of her mates has changed the group name. It's one of my favourite jokes. Yeah. Is when the group name hasn't been changed in a while and someone says something ridiculous and then you just change the name to that. I have an ever-evolving group chat with Anna and Shaz and it gets changed once a week,

but you can only change it if it's really funny and I will cry laughing sometimes. Hopefully Brittany got some worming tablets. Or maybe she's like me and gets a hemorrhoid every now and then. In which case, we all know what to do. Katrina has a group chat called punishing family chat. Yeah, most family chat is punishing. Oh, she's muted that for sure. It's just photos of other people's kids that aren't really caring about, you know.

And some of my relatives, oh, they think we care about every part of the life. Brooke, what's your group chat name? Hi. Hi, darling. What's your group chat called Brookie? So my friend group, we named our group chat Shadow Wizard Malt Gang because there's a running joke out there just called Shadow Wizard Money Gang and it's just a bit of a TikTok meme and we replaced money with mulch because the group

chat leader's black cat's name is called Maltch. So we called it Shadow Wizard's Mulk games. Oh my God, are you explaining the name's more punishing than the chat itself? I desperately don't want to be involved. Yeah. She can't enter the chat unless you're worthy of the mulch. Thank goodness. I'm not worthy, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Okay, so Brooks writing essays as part of the text, as part of her contribution to the shadow gang mulch people. Yeah. Wow. Tiffany's got a group chat with three besties, the sister sisters. Oh, that's a good one. a fun. Producer Carl?

So, because there's three producers out here, there's Nipia, myself, and Bella, and because we work out in the booth, we have a group chat called the Boothangs. Oh, good on. Thank you. Well, we've got our own chat here called

the Studios Queens. That sounds really awesome. You're not in that one. That's interesting. You don't have a theme song. Are you guys bitching about us in that group chat? Mostly. Why else would there be a group chat?

I understand. Without us in it. This is news to me. And we photoshop stuff on your faces, it's great. Okay, I would love to see that chat. You'll know that the sanctity of the boob things is too... I reckon I'd be like, I wish Ash would stop making us make coffees every morning. Another great mention just before we move on, 18 tattas.

It's nine girls in the chat. Amazing. What about this one? Our group chat is, I like your boobs. When my other boys was trying to get him with a girl and use that despot line and got rejected. And now the grim chat's called I like your boobs. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast You want to know if you can be Ashes gym

Donation Duration Signed up 11 days ago Been how many times? Zero times And I know a lot of people Will be able to be 11 days So this is really a way for me To make myself feel better

Yeah The concern is you've never been at all Though that's the issue But here's the thing It's like You've got a gym membership They haven't been using But you know

As soon as you cancel You will definitely never Get in shape Or whatever the motivation was To sign up initially You're right. So you keep thinking, if I keep paying it, I will get in shape one day. You're saying I'm not in shape.

There's a shape. Here you guys. Your body has a shape. Everybody has a shape. Maybe you could describe Ash as a shape. What would it be, Clip? We need to get to Caitlin. And she starts working at 8 o'clock.

Good morning, Caitlin. Sorry, I'm making weight so long, Caitlin. What shape are you? Good morning, guys. How long have you been donating to your gym, Caitlin? Well, this is when I was back at school But I paid for two years It went once

And they chased me for ages And I just like ghosted them until they stopped They chased you to come in for a workout Like, we haven't seen you, we haven't seen you Oh, good on them though, I guess They were trying to get you to use the facilities Because you're paying for them Yeah

One of the PTs at Jets Has been texting me and I've blocked this number Oh my God You've only just started He's like, stop pestering me. He's like, it's been 10 days. I messaged you twice. God, I thought you wanted to be here.

I can't throw stones because the last time I went into my gym, set foot, and it was a couple of weeks ago, and it was because I was busting for the bathroom, and I was in the mall where it's at. And I was like, I'll just go and use the facilities there. Didn't use it one. It's an expensive wee. All right, Jamie, good morning.

Morning. Okay, you're doubling your husband, and how long has he been donating to the gym for? since September 23 23 So two year, two years What? And he's never been

in that two year window? He's been about four times Wow When he does go Does he make a big deal out of it And come home and show you his muscles He's musseling already But he's got a very

physically challenging job So he's always tired So the gym is much Why is he going to the gym If he's already musley Leave it for the rest of us Goody people Get off the machines, mate

Man Okay Some people just have Have those bodies, though, right, where they're just mushy. Like I've got a friend, Michael was the name. I reckon he came out of the womb with muscles. It pisses me off. He doesn't need to do anything.

I've got a lot of salmon and tongan friends like that. It's genetically just gifted. Sarah, you're donating as well to your gym? I was, yeah. I eventually cancelled it. What made you stop? What made me stop paying or stop going? Well, made you stop paying, I guess.

What was the moment where you're like, this is too much? I got pregnant with twins, but I got a really good sign-up deal and I didn't want to pay the extra cost if I cancelled it and then re-signed later. So I was like, it's fine, I'll just keep paying because I'm going to go back really soon. And then after about three years, I was like, okay, I'm never going back. So, yeah, I can't. I donated a lot of money in that time.

And I think that's the common thread coming through of all the texts coming through saying people are, like, still paying their fee because they don't want to do the cancellation fee, which is even more. Yeah. Someone just texted and said it was a $300 cancellation fee. Yeah. So it's like, really, in the long run, you're going to pay more than $300.

But it's the $300 at the one time that hurts with most people's budgets. Yeah, that's where I think the really cheap gyms, like, per week, that's where they'll get you in the fine print. So you go, oh my God, they'll way cheaper per week, but it's like, yeah, but to get out of it might be. You know, I signed up a month to month. We've also got people texting insane. Oh, good, just as well.

You literally knew you were never going to use it. No, I just, I just, yeah, yeah, I did. You're bag on there, Clint. So wait, I beat around the bush there. Is it true, your husband cancelled his gym membership the week you set yours up? Yes, but his was one of those fancy gyms. Oh, with the sauna and the pool and everything else. No, no, I don't mean that kind of fancy.

I mean like the ones where you like have high. hardcore training in small groups and like it was like 10 times a price yeah yeah so i've got like a sauna and stuff in there probably i wouldn't know i've never been obviously so stop rubbing it in yeah you know that guy that you blocked on your phone give me his number i'll call and cancel today i'll be like hi at that no no i'm gonna go to guys guys guys guys guys guys i'm gonna go i'm gonna go i'm gonna go i'm gonna go what is that it's nose growing that's pinocchio's nose i'm gonna go okay today i'm going to and don't rock up there. I don't know if I've said, I haven't said

the area. Don't be a weirdo, rock up at the gym. Okay. We'll scout out, Dan. Dan, yeah, we'll stand out and scalp the gym, see if we see it. Holy shit! You made it the whole way through. If you want more, find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast. See you tomorrow. And then if that's

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