The Edge Breakfast - Clint, Meg & Dan - Summer Catchup Podcast #4

Episode Date: January 5, 2026

Hope you're enjoying your summer break! Here's some more Clint, Meg & Dan to help get you through!

This is a podcast from Rover. If this podcast was a person, it would be banned from family gatherings. Oh, piss off, Uncle John. This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Welcome to our holiday. Sorry, don't edit that out. No, I don't have time, mate. I've got to get out of here.

Summer holidays, man. We recorded this on our last day of work. No one's wanted to hang around any longer than they have to. And how good from British and EPA and Carl to whip up some podcast for you just to get your Clint Megan Dan fix so you don't come back in January and go, maybe I'll try ZM. Yeah, you know what?

They did a little bit of heavy lifting. We've done a little heavy lifting as well by actually providing the bits. And then what they've done essentially is just put them into a podcast. So you can be the judges who did more work. Oh, on this podcast, your mum and my mum fight. Oh, yes, yes.

They had a bit of a spat, didn't they, over their two sons? Yeah. Yeah. And the irony was we weren't fighting, We were still besties, but they were, oh, the eaves are fighting they had, my goodness. They're like, come on, guys, you need to sort it out. When your mum pinned my mum down and put her in a chokehold, I thought that was too far.

No, but then she did that thing, you know, where you go, and then you suck it up before it hits their face. Yeah, my mum was screaming, wasn't she, poor thing? Yeah, yeah, she was like, put it in my mouth. I think it was too far when Christine quefed in her face. Oh, okay, Jesus. Man, I don't have time to edit this. Oh, sorry. That's going to have to stay now.

Shame on you What is Dan does Sapphire It's when I did the He'd Sheeran song Sapphire Inga dinginagin No I can't I can't get it I don't have time

No you learned the proper Gujarati Yeah I did It would go Um No yeah You can't remember it And that's okay

You'd be forgiven For not being able to remember A language that you Didn't really learn You just memorized Yeah I did memorize it Because I had to sort of phonetically remember it

from Kiramjit Singh, is that his name? Yeah, Adjit Singh, and then try and memorize it, but it wasn't right. Even the hum people that came in, they were like, that's not right, but we'll clap for you anyway. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, they were like... They were lovely work. They got their claim, and they were so supportive when really I was butchering their language. Imagine if we'd gone into hum and, no, if they'd come in here and didn't speak English

and just did a whole load of just gibbledy-gabody-gook, and then we would just be like, what the fuck was that? No, I'd like to think we'd be generous enough to go, yeah, I'd like, Nailed it. Awesome. That's essentially what they did for me, so bless them. All right, let's get into it. Enjoy. Clip Meg and Dan.

Let me get you quickly up to speed. We all know, hopefully by now, that Dan thought the old lady and the Titanic was actually on the Titanic and telling a true story and not an actor. Because it's half documentary, half. Anyway. A lot of people thought the same Ash.

Don't come at me again. Including Dan's mum. And she sent me a voice message telling me that she thought the same same thing when Dan and her were hanging out. So I sent this back. Dan, that's really more of an insight into like the Webby household. And now maybe understandably that's where you got it from

because your mum's not pulling you up on these things. And then I got a voice message back from Dan, but to my surprise, it was from his mum. Clint, just calm the fuck down, okay? Now do you want to send that to you? Yes, please. Okay, so you just press that button. So clearly, I know Dan's mum Jolly was joking.

She was like, he gets so worked up, doesn't he over nothing? God, what a sad little man, I think she said. Also, one thing I'm learning about you, Clint, is that you are, you were the guy in high school that would flirt with your friend's mums. Like, even when he's sending that voice message to her, there's a hint of flirtation in it. He does. He still flutes my mum now. I believe it. There's no flirting now because my mum is going to call Dan's mum and tell her off for swearing at me. Oh, it's a mum off.

Yeah, okay. So I've texted my mum to see if she'll tell off Dan's mum. So she knows the idea, but we'll call her and see if she'll do it on the air now. Hello Hey Mum Christine As I live and breathe There she is

How's your undies How's my aunt? What have I done with my undies Your undie photo shoots They're all over the internet mate You can forget the ladies We've seen it Big boy

I know Oh yes Well that's the first time Someone's ever said that After just seeing a photo of me and my undies Okay, now let's stay on task here, Mum. I flicked you a message and told you that Dan's mum was being mean to me and she said for those who missed her this in a voice message.

Clint, just calm the fuck down, okay? Yeah, she's been very mean to your lovely son so he thought that you could give my mum a call and give her a piece of your mind. Let that tiger mum come out Yeah, from one mum to another When she answers you go, hey bitch No I'm not talking to her like this

Hey hey just You want to just use her language mum That's what she's throwing around She's set the standard here You are just stooping to her level Use words she'll understand Don't hold back Christine Hey it's dialing it's over to you Christine

Good luck you're on your own She's looking after my son So don't be too sweary Hello Julie speaking Hi Julie It's Christine Randall here Clint's mum Oh hi

How are you Hello Well not very happy Not very happy with you Oh no Why Yeah Well I heard you on the phone this morning

And you are using the F word On my son I don't appreciate it And I thought Well I'm going to ring up and tell you Because I'm allowed to say what I like about my son But I don't appreciate other people doing it

Pretty bad you know pretty bloody bad oh look I'm sorry about that I'm sorry I have got a bit of a potty mouth I must say sometimes I would never speak to your son like that you know

no need for F words on the radio you know no true well I wasn't on to be fair I wasn't actually on the radio I was actually in my son's lounge at the time but I'm sorry get on the radio super quick

Yes, well that is true I've learnt that the hard way obviously Hey mum Are you going to let that woman walk all over you Mom call her son a effing dick or something Make it even Yeah your son's an effing dick To me

Hey mum Oh my god That was the most awkward conversation I've had in a while She's just called me an eff and dick Now you come back and say something else Stick up for your boy But you know what doly

He is, he's such a dicky, he makes me laugh all the time. Oh, you can say anything you like to my son on the radio. Oh, okay. Yeah, okay, that was your chance, mum, off you go. Is something like really awkward about hearing your mum tell off someone else's mum? I love Clint. You know I love Clint. And excuse me, I sent you a text after that, Daniel, and what did I say?

Oh, let me read it. Clint's a prick. I hate that guy, is what you said. as mum's not much better. Thank you, mum's. We owe you guys another lunch for what we put you through. I think you do. See you girls.

Love you, Julie. Love you, mum. Clint, Megan Dan. Oh, the news and studio up through the bloody roof. Hit it, hit it, fucking. Hit the spot. Whoa. Hit the spot.

If you're brand new to the show, I'll explain how the game works. Apologies, going over old ground for all you OGs. But we start to sing along to a song. You can play this in a song. car. If you listen to the radio at your favorite song, then just like mute the edge. The song's obviously still going. You're singing along and then right of the chorus, unmute it and just see if you're perfectly still in time with your favorite artist.

It's actually the simplest game ever really. Yeah. If you explain it like that. Yeah. And we were looking for a big song after we did Ray We's My Husband a couple of weeks ago. And bloody Chris threw this out. Well, let's go all in on an iconic song. And I actually think that Chris, your suggestion could be the one. Hey guys, Bohemian Rhapsody. Thunderbolts and lightning, man. Imagine hitting that. Let's lock it in, Chris, your song.

Hit the spot Thursday. Chris has just texted him. He said, hey guys, sorry to suggest it, but I wouldn't have if I didn't have faith that you would hit the spot. Oh, Chris. Well, that's a lofty one. It's the longest one we've ever done by far.

Over double the length of anyone. And because of that, because we were like, we really wanted to do the colorful bit during Bohemian Rhapsody, we're going to change the rules a little bit and I think you'll still think that it's fair enough at the 27 second mark we're going to bring the music back up

just to find out if we are too fast or too slow to put us back in. We might hit the spot even then. We're just kind of bringing our head above water taking a little breath for the actual... Because there's still 30 more seconds to go. So this part here you're going to hear me bring the song back up. Okay, that's checkpoint one.

Checkpoint one. We actually have two chances to it. The spot. But the first, just, just, it's the spot before the spot. Then the music goes back down, and then about 34 seconds later, I'm going to bring it up for the last time. And if we can hit it here. And then you're going to do a count in, seven, eight, whatever it is.

Okay. Let's stop chatting about it. Let's just do it. We've all got our colour-coded lines that we've learned from yesterday for who's doing what and who's doing what together. Let me get my script up. Okay. Are we where it is? Yeah, come on, man.

Oh, okay, let's go. Good one. I see a little silhouetteo of a man. Scaramooch, scaramo, will you do the fandango? Thunderboats of lightning, very, very frightening me. Galileo. Galileo. Galileo. Galileo. Galileo. Galileo, Figuero, Maggie Vigo. I'm just a poor boy.

Nobody loves me. He's just just a poor boy from a poor family. Spare him his life from this monstrosity. Okay, we're almost there, guys, come. Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? Bissmila, no. We will not let you go. Let him go.

Bismilla. We will not let you go. Bismilla. We will not let you go. We'll not let you go. Never, never, never, never, never, never, never. Let me go. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, Mama Mia, Mama Mia. Mama Mia, let me go. Be as a bupah has the devil put aside for me. For me. For me. Five, six, seven, eight. Ah! Oh, my God, that's the best one yet!

Oh, my God! Yes! Five! Oh, my God. I know what you need to give me. I love it to me. I love life. Come on.

Clint, Megan, Dan. What a treat we all got at 6 p.m. last night when Dan's modelling shots went live. I put an alarm on my phone for 605. Did you actually? How, God, what a sad Of individuals we are. As soon as I opened Instagram, like seven, Instagram was like,

Yo, Dan's photos are up, Clint, and you were right there. I don't think that quite broke the internet as much as Robert Irwin's ones. Still, still pretty good. You've got 45 comments. That's a lot of comments, though. They're still many.

What I'm interested in is the shares. Four people have shared it to their story. Oh, whenever they're at small amounts like that, there's people that are hate sharing. They're going, look at this illusion. No, no. I put mine on my story. Yeah, that's one.

You probably shared it with heaps of people going, look at this. I didn't even like it, so now you've got 293 likes. And we do want the people of Altooroa to get around this. It's a hilarious video, and at the very end of the video, is some tasty picks. Yeah. And just seeing those picks, we found out yesterday, that you actually got Webgill Bella, a 24-year-old producer to take of you, and you gave her $50. I think it was only $30.

only but I just shouted her lunch I was like hopefully it's not too much you want something cheap you don't want a glass of wine with lunch to you now just tap water is fine and the home truths keep coming when I went and popped in to see Meg and her husband guy and her little girl yesterday

and Meg told me this what did he do? He said he told me that he made his dick bigger and he said he edited it in Kimmer he told me a secret Did he say he doesn't tell anyone Yeah, of course. Oh, the cigarette is safe with you and me.

Now, Dan, is there anything else? I told her that in confidence! Is there anything else, Dan? You want to come clean about, even, like, not just editing, you know, the groin area. Is there anything else you want to admit while you have the chance? When you see yourself in a photo, sometimes, and especially when you're scantily clad like I am in these photos, you can go on to my Instagram and have a look. I thickened up my legs. He did not.

A little tiny bit And I also gave myself a little bit of Oh, she didn't tell me that She didn't tell me about the grind thing Oh my gosh Those muscles, you've changed your muscles Haven't you? He had look at his shoulders

I'm really I'll say this Everything that you can see Within the frame is a little bit beefed up Oh my god I was about to see Your shoulders and arms look amazing Do you know what

There's a tool you can use on this app Which I use that gives you a bigger area down there. Speaking of bigger, Dan, you have actually given us the perfect segue because you have never been bigger than you currently

are in the CBD of Auckland right now. We cross to Yaz. Good morning, babe. Oh, good morning. Dan, really? You on the... I'm just been handed a phone

and I can see you right now, Yaz. She's live on Edge Breakfast on Instagram right now. Day, Webby, you and your junk are on the biggest billboard in Auckland

Brilliant Oh for goodness sake Dan honestly your crotch is as big as me I'll take that as a compliment

Now hold on So what you're saying Is right now I can see where you are You are on one of the busiest intersections in Auckland And my whole body Including my

Bits and pieces are on this billboard right now. It's kind of a random picture. It's like, if I could describe to you, Clint is almost holding it saying, this is my mate, Dan, and his undies. But it's saying, at Clinton Randall on Insta. So he's giving himself a shout out for his own Instagram.

And it's going, check out my mate Dan's jockey shoot. So you and you now have to share it, or have you already shared it. I've already shared it. So people want to say they can go to my Instagram and then look at your video. You know what, I reckon give him a follow because if you want a good sponsored post, he does a lot of them. You can text Daddy to 33443

if you want a link to Clint's Instagram to see the pick. Brilliant stuff. And he's one hot daddy. Yes. We could have put a link straight to your Instagram, Dad, but that would have been boring, wouldn't it? No, we just want to link to Clint's Instagram, but people can get it that way.

Okay, so there you go. Clinton, Randall, on Instagram. I'm actually stoked about that because Clint your face is the big one there and then my jockey shoot is quite small I actually made it bigger for the final one because I said that's too small so we did make you bigger

but it's annoying that you can't see any of the photoshopping Is that the pre-edited photo? Do we use the edited version? Oh I think we used the unedited version so your crutch is a normal version I'm sure I added out my belly as well a little bit I'm sure I made that a little bit flatter Yeah, we might have used the pre-edited and photo for the Billboard.

This is what hell of a stitch up. I'm just standing there with a massive belly. Clint's getting the plug. I get nothing.