The Edge Breakfast - CMD26 FULL SHOW They weigh how much?!?!?

Episode Date: May 10, 2026

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Monday with their first take the edge off call that pays for Natalie’s daughter’s $325 ball dress. They unpack Mother’s Day expectations and share hall of fame/shame stories, then debate a study claiming the average time a man lasts in bed is 16 minutes, with a lesbian caller saying sessions can last hours. Jack Tame joins to discuss his TV special “You, Me and Aussie” about whether moving to Australia is worth it, followed by listeners who moved and returned. The team covers Rihanna’s kids’ scribble tattoo, listeners’ regrettable tattoos, an AMA with Summer Roberts about gigantomastia and we get the latest episode of Dans Diary 02:01 Mothers Day Chaos 05:33 Scandal Headlines 07:13 First Call of the day 10:57 Naughty 6:40  18:58 Take The Edge Off Call 21:07 Jack Tame talks "You me and Aussie" TV special 25:12 Aussie Move Regrets 30:09 Rihanna's new tattoo 33:29 Tattoo regrets  38:27 Gigantomastia AMA with Summer Roberts 42:21 Big Boob Problems 45:09 Dans Diary 47:53 Attenborough Turns 100 51:45 Are you the black sheep of your family? 56:47 Mothers Day hall of fame or shame 01:04:07 Met Gala Bicker 01:07:20 Wrap Up And Goodbye

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Enter now on the Rover app or text Edge to 3343 and pick up the phone when Clint Meg and Dan call it seven. Good morning. Good morning. Monday. I'm calling a mid-jorn. Dreechy, not your own needs streaching. Guys, you know, I'm feeling really on edge at the moment. Why?

If there was only something that I could take the edge off. With? With. It wasn't quite grammatically correct without you. Okay. You've got to write stuff down still, mate. Yeah. I'm not quite there.

Morning to James this morning. James said, I hope you're full of energy for a massive Monday, catching up with overthinkers. That's our podcast, by the way. This Monday at the gym sent me up for a great week. Well, that's great. Happy to hear it, James. Listen live now.

That's what we're doing. Another week. And you know what? We've got a lot to give away this week. Oh my gosh. The studio is full of stuff. Yeah, actually, I'm not sure if we're allowed to talk about that until Wednesday. Okay, but we can talk about that today?

Yeah, we can talk about that. Okay, that big thing. Actually, yeah, Dan, don't point to me when you say that. It's rude. I did it. It's not a good start. A head's up. We've got a boost button in studio.

And if you're an incredible caller, and one of us hits it, then we're going to give you a $500 woolwurst voucher. Yeah, so you could get boosted on here at any point throughout the next few weeks, actually. But you have to be good. I'm not giving, I'm not hitting the boost button for any old. Oh, I don't know why it's been put near you. You're absolutely press happy. If any of us would be pressed happy.

I reckon that button gets moved over to the midside of the December. Yeah. By the Wednesday. Okay. We'll see. Clint Megan Dan. Oh, my gosh. Clint Megan Dan, thanks to our show sponsor, Sanitarium.

and go of fuel with protein fiber and vitamins. Happy Mother's Day to all the beautiful mums out there for yesterday. Very busy this year, I noticed. I feel like it sort of gets bigger every year Mother's Day. Oh, my kids also wanted to know, by the way, Dan. When's Children's Day? How come there's a... You get three times.

You get birthday, Christmas, and Mother and Father's Day. I said, well, you miss that. That was actually the first of March. It's the first Sunday of March, Children's Day. Yeah. Also, you didn't celebrate it, bad parents. That's like when it's International Women's Day, and men go, when's Men's Day? But I went to the, like, shopping I needed to get a last minute.

Oh, you know, Mother's Day gift. Just in addition to what you already have. Oh, of course, clearly. I already had lots of stuff. But I went on Saturday to the mall. Jesus Christ. My God, I've never seen it busier. And it was just all, like, sons and husbands that had obviously left it to the last minute,

just full of stressed men at the mall. I feel like if you're the husband with somebody who's got young kids it leans on to the look after the wife for a few years until the kids are old enough and then it goes back to mum. What is that age where all of a sudden it's the kids' responsibility sort their own? Because my son is nine and him and I went out together and we're actually influenced by your husband. Went to warehouse stationary and you can just choose photos from your phone

and they'll print them onto like mugs and coffee cups and things like that. But then my daughter, she's 10 and she went and boarded. and sourced her own prison. I think from 10, I was about to say from 10, I think from years zero, you've just got a newborn baby to nine, husband does have to help facilitate. Mother's Day is a good day for your wife

because she's exhausted and raising young children. Then from 10 years old, you can kind of like usher them, but the kid's responsible of celebrating their mum and then you can kind of put more focus back onto your mum. So nine years, it becomes the wife. So once he turns 10, I can go, you're on your own boy. Yes, here they're a boy. Yeah, here's the car keys.

Off you go. What do you think that? I don't know. I think that they're, I think it goes longer than that. Because they can't drive themselves to a place to get, so you technically have to keep taking them out to buy the stuff. But I found that it's a tricky balance because you obviously want to please your wife on Mother's Day.

But then you also want to please your mother. And so I found that there was a little bit of a juggling act because you don't want to, you want them to both feel loved. So how did you please your mother? Well, I saw her in the afternoon. Yeah. We ended up going out to Cornwall Park and playing her with a remote control car. Oh, you made her watch.

Lucky mum. Oh my God. Damn, you do spoil her, you know. And my wife, please do, like I always do, with just gifts and love. You are going a little red. Well, it's hard to get the balance, isn't it? No one was angry at me. Did you guys manage to, you know?

Yeah, we should do a Hall of Fame, Hall of Shame. We do this sometimes off the back of... you know, Mother's Day, Father's Day, those sorts of things. My brother took his little girl out and she's like two and they went through the undies section of farmers and she was like bringing out these like massive like undies and he was like, no, not those, not those and then eventually she found this tiny little pink lacy bear

and Bev's like, yeah, that's what you want. She's just going around the $10 trying to find undies. It was hilarious trying to find again. So hold on, so your niece brought her mum, undies for Mother's Day. Londre. That is such a randall thing. Honestly.

Bevan and Glynn. Honestly. Clint Megan Dan. Stinky B. Clint Megan Dan's scandal. Ron Reynolds had got to have a spin on the Flying Roos catamaran while practicing for SEL GP.

A G-4s-an-hour? My God, that was unbelievable. Unreal. Oh shit. I was like, what a thing? They've ever experienced. They're doing like 90 kilometers an hour. Mm-hmm.

I am. Very uncomfortable going on those boats. And Barack Obama has endorsed Stephen Gobert for the next president. I'm looking for a new gig soon. Uh-huh. And a lot of people tell me I should run for president. Well, you certainly have the luck. Thank you very much.

You have the hair. How dumb do you think it is for people to say that I should run for president? Well, you know, the bar has changed. The bar has changed. The bar is changed. According to another nice way, I was being lowered recently. Yeah, find a golden ticket and moody.

Protein ball has been a shot at a range rover. 94-2. The Edge. The Edge. Clint Meg and Dan. I think if you ever wanted to give it a crack, I think now's the time. He's very loved in America, Stephen Colby.

It's kind of like in a talent show. You always, well, you never want to follow the guy or girl that just crushed it. You always want to go after someone that really just kind of fizzed out. So now's the time to go for it then? I mean, I'm not, you know. You can read between the lines there, I guess. We try not to get political on this show. No, of course not.

First call of the day next. 0-800, how'd your weekend go? What did you get up to? Give us a bell. How is your mother's day? Were you a winner or a loser on Mother's Day? Whatever you want to chat about. The floor is yours.

First call of the day next. Clint, Megan Dan. First call of the day. Going to the Carpetty Coast. Beautiful part of the country. Morning, Rachel. Morning, Dad. How are you? Oh.

Specific to... Wow. Wow. Have we spoken to you before, haven't we, from memory? Was it where we called you Ratchet? Ratchit, Rachel, why? My father gave me when I was a little girl. Oh, that's interesting.

Nice of him. Yeah, it's sort of, it doesn't really, it's not that close to Rachel, is it? But you can sort of make the correlation. Oh, you guys think it's Ratchit. It's ratchet. Ratchet, like the ratchet. Like the tool, ratchet. Yeah, like when you ratchet, like when you're, when you, when you, when you,

you're tying down like a load on a trailer. Is that also the word where it's not, like when you say, oh, that was ratchet. No, that's ratchet. That's ratchet. So you're a community support worker, Rachel. Doing a lot of support for the community, I'm guessing. Hopefully. What's an average week?

How many hours are you putting in a week? Oh, okay. It's not too bad. And are you on the road now, so you do a lot of travelling, I'm imagining? On my way to work now. And what's for dinner? Yeah. Oh, ready?

Jesus. I know. Thank you, Rachel. I thought everyone had, like, they knew what they were doing. No, I don't know. I don't know what I want to eat at dinner. It's breakfast time. It's like when my wife...

Do you make dinner? Sometimes, but I'll make it when I know what I want, like an hour before. But then how do you know what you could have to buy the groceries? What are you having great? I thought about dinner this morning. That's as far as it got. I was my partner's at home today so he can cook tea. Oh, he's cooking dinner.

He should bloody do it. You tell him. wife on a Sunday she goes, what do you want for dinner tomorrow? I'm like, I don't know, I just finished dinner now, I'm not even hungry. Like, I don't know what I'm going to feel like. And then she gets angry me because I don't know. Hannah, my wife and I will always decide an hour before.

Yours is always a keesh. Yeah, genuinely I think we rotate between a keesh, nachos. Honestly, it's like funeral food at Dan's house. Kishes and little club sandwiches. Yeah, honestly. Asparagus rolls. I'll be honest. I'll be honest.

I've probably had about 500 kiches in my time since I've married Hannah and every time it is depressing Yeah But you don't even like chutney It's not filling It's not that tasty Not satisfying

Is it just easy? Even the name kish It's just depressing isn't it Yeah It's not a full meal I think it's just like a side snack The two things my wife loves Is kish and lentils

What's the difference between a kish And like a bacon and egg pie? Bacon egg pie's good. Yeah, but like what is... Bacon eggs got bacon in it. Okay, so a keesh just doesn't have bacon. She's like bacony pie but just vegetables. Usually a keesh has got leek and egg.

Oh yeah. So you swap the bacon for leek and that's the difference. That's gross. Yeah. Okay, thanks, Rach. Appreciate you being out first call of the day this morning. Coming up next on the show, Norty 640. What age bracket lasts the longest in bed do you think?

It's definitely like 37-year-olds. Oh, dad. Wow. Okay, and think about this, what do you think the average time is for most men? I'd say like seven minutes. Average. It's a lot longer than that, Dan.

Clint, Megan Dan, it's time to get naughty at 640. The algorithm is feeding him these weird surveys that I think just made up. I think people honestly just go, hey, let's just make things that men are going to be able to shed to their wives. Like, do you know that if you have, have sex 17 times in one week, you will look younger.

Yeah, I think that's true. Where's that? I need to send that. Can you send me that? I don't need to send that to my wife. It acts like free Botox. There is a, it's an Australian study. And although it does say, according to AMI Australia,

lasting longer in bed doesn't automatically make you a better lover. No. And technique wins over timer. The longer you last, the more tricks you can throw out there. And the more fun, the experience might be. What do you mean tricks? You don't need any tricks to get it done. What do you mean?

I've never done any tricks. Like you're doing like an Ollie or something. What do you mean? You know, you might just have a few. You've seen friends. One, one, two, two, three, a one four, one, six, seven, a five, seven, a six, seven, seven. Come on. No.

You do that, but you can do that in seven minutes. Seven minutes. Okay, Dan, you were saying that's where you thought the average was. I'd say that would be my average. Okay, you would be up there alongside those age 16. 65 plus. Oh, God. Their average time in bed is eight minutes and 15 seconds.

They're the longer than you. Does that mean I'm good? I don't know. I want to hear the other age brackets. They are the fastest in bed, the 65 pluses. Really? At eight minutes. Us old boys are.

The other ones are lying. Yeah. Okay, so the longest lasting age bracket, 25 to 34. Right. They're putting in an 18 and a half minutes stint on a bench. Nightmare. What do you mean? 18 and half minutes.

18 minutes. I don't have time. Honestly. I don't have time. What are you joking? I reckon after 10 Hannah would be going, how much longer? She'd be, honestly. Get it done. Yep.

Okay, second place is 35 to 44. So that's you, Dan. You should be doing about 17 and a half minutes on average. Oh, you're dreaming. I'd say that would be over a week for me, 17 minutes. Over five sessions. So those 25 to 44 are outlasting what a lot of people would think could last the longest and that's the 18 to 24 year olds.

No, they're too excited. They're third and they're coming in at about 16 minutes. I'd like to know who's been surveyed in this survey. Is it women on behalf of their partners? Or is it guys going, yeah, I do 18 minutes. And then I'd love to hear their partners go piss off. That's average. So people were saying like 30 to 40 minutes.

You're not doing it right if you're doing it for 30 to 40 minutes. and people aren't satisfied. Do you know what we need to do? We need to secretly set timers tonight. Fine. Get it done. I can't do it tonight. My mom's coming over.

It hasn't stopped me before. We've got more people in less rooms. Now, I knew one of those people that sort of likes the risk. Oh, not that much. Okay. Set a timer. Get it done. And when the job's done, stop the timer.

And bring the results tomorrow. Okay. I don't know. I genuinely take. And try and, like, you know, try and beat the average, which the average time for men across the board, regardless of age, is about 16 minutes. So Georgia's text through, and she's a lesbian.

Yeah. And she said, this is funny to hear her quickly, for us lesbians, is half an hour. Why is that? Because you're having to sort of do more. No, because they probably spend longer making sure it's fun. Yeah, I'm trying to think when I had gays ex. She's on, actually, Georgia.

I don't need to talk about my story. Oh, no, hold on, you guys. You can't interrupt me. And when I had gay sex, what are you guys doing? Sorry, Georgia's did. Oh, my. Save by the bell. Morning, Georgia, you being the bell, obviously.

He has an awful good customer. Now, here's Georgia. We can either hear from you, or we can go back to Meg's lesbian escapades. Which one do you think? I mean, like, either way. Okay, Georgia, we'll talk about you. You say a quickie for you is about half an hour.

What's a good average session then? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I always thought if I was a girl, I'd be lesbian. No, you must be so fit. Like, how much of that time in the three hours is high intensity stuff? Like... George, have you ever been with a guy before?

No. Okay, right, I was going to say, maybe that's it. You get 16 minutes and then you're like, you get three hours and you go, okay, I've made up my mind here. My goodness me. Yeah, I don't think you're missing. much. No, not by the sounds. The average guy's 16 minutes. Good for you, Georgia. Okay, well, thank you, Georgia. I don't know if you share the common thread of all gaspians. We've got to go to a song and then we come back. Anyone who was going to share

that hasn't yet can. And anyone that would like to share on what their average time is. According to the study, 16 minutes, are you saying it's too long? Well, not long enough. I think that's cheesy enough. Just talking about the average time. If you've just turned in for noughty 640, average time a man spends in the deed is 16 minutes. Yes. Dan, your time of seven minutes puts you in the category of retirees, 65 plus.

Okay. Can I just say. Just over eight minutes on average. I would say that that's, you know, not every time. Sometimes it's less. What do you think? Yeah, yeah. That's your longest.

I'd say that's a marathon for me. Wow, seven minutes. That's a couple of songs. I guess dance more than enough. I do like comparing things to others, like an analogy. I guess it's kind of like if you've got a new tent, right? Like a new, let's say you're... When you put up a tent, you're looking at all the instructions,

you're like, what goes where, and you're spending all this time, and it's fun, it takes a long time. But once you've put that tent up over the last 10 summers, you don't need the instructions. You know which poll goes there. Paul goes there, bang, bum, batheem, butter. And then you're getting a PB. You're like, I put that tent up in 12 minutes.

Yeah, yeah. But it used to take you two hours when you first did it. Yeah, you know the tent. And you know the 10th spots No, it's not where that goes. Put that down and you just like, leave it to me. I don't need any help. That's why I stand by that I think

one night stands are the worst sex you can have as a woman. Yeah. Because nobody knows anything. I never had one. I know. Neither have I clint, to be honest. You and me are on the same page there. I never had one.

I never had one. I never had one. David says I can go three hours. Now, David, stop lying. Three hours. And someone else said, Meg, what is Meg slash women's preference? How long do you want? What's Meg's women's preference?

Like if 16 minutes is the average, is that kind of like you're going, good, that's what I want? Or are you going, no, we'd like it if you guys could get to the 30 minute mark? I'm being really honest. As long as I get there, I don't care how long it takes. Exactly. My goal is in goal, and if it's three minutes, that's great for me. Yeah, lead them wanting more. That's what I always say.

Truly, because that could be like if it's a passionate moment, you know, out of nowhere. Three minutes is great. Yeah. But then why not? Wouldn't you rather have the most beautiful, intense five minutes of your life? Over a mediocre three hours with David. Okay, let's say I'm hungry and you give me a burger. Isn't it the difference between me slowly eating that burger and enjoying it?

Rather than I'm only eating the burger to get full, so I don't want to just stuff it in my face and almost, choke on the way down in 30 seconds. I would be, to me, my absolute max would be 20 minutes. I'd be happy with that. I have a burger when you can have a quick lozange. A lozage, Dan. That's not the same, Dan.

Clint, Megan, Dan. Good morning, it's one bar seven. Hopefully you've registered, and if you have, we could be calling you right now, but you have to answer, take the edge off my life. What do you think their chances are, team? Oh, I hope.

I mean, it's the first one. I think they're pretty high. Okay, here we go. I think they're pretty high. Oh, you've got the number in? Okay, cool. Relations, you answered what you needed an answer with. What were you asking money for?

Oh, that's a good one. What's the ticket price of the ball dress? Consider it done. We're paying for it. Oh, that would touch. You need a new phone as well. Yeah, now we're starting to realize that we can produce a car gets people only profit does the whole.

Take it off speaker and go somewhere quiet. Yeah. I mean, who knew ball dresses were so expensive? Oh, yeah, they get more and more expensive every year. and you've got here and makeup and shoes and all that. Are you still there, Matt? Sorry?

Oh yeah, there you go. How much is a ball ticket go for these days, Natalie? I think this year it's 140. Yeah, so don't have kids. They're not expensive, aren't they? They just keep charging your money. Damn. All right, well, at least.

Yeah, by the time you do hair and makeup too and all the rest, it adds up. Yeah, thousands. All right, well, $325 is all yours. We will take the edge off. Congratulations, Nat. Thanks for registering. There you go.

That's how you do. Yeah. You know what? That would take the stress out of your life a little bit, wouldn't it? Because that'd be hanging over your head that 300 bucks. Yeah. All right. Back again at 8 o'clock this morning if you have registered and if you haven't, you still can. You can drop a note, a video voice message on the rover app or text the word edge to 3343 and we'll fire you back the link. Coming up next, is the grass greener across the ditch? We've got Jack Taman and legendary New Zealand broadcaster and journalist. Yeah, I'm going to get a bit funny around American. Yeah. Something about it, mate

Yeah, heaps of charisma Clint Meg and Dan One of our absolute favourites, friend of the show Jack Tame joins us in studio Got it guys Good to have you, royalty Broadcast Royalty Broadcast Royalty

Broadcast Royalty, that's a street But I will take it But I'll take it Dan's mum is upset that he isn't you And Meg's mum is upset That she's not married to you Yeah, my mum quite like you When you were first starting out

You kind of just, I guess, stole New Bill and heart Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah Honestly, I would have thought your mums are still too young for my average demographic. No, my mum's... She's 85? Yeah, she's in the new age. 85's like my median age, you know?

My mom's a new 70th. It's really exciting as well, is that you're still making new TV. Yeah. It's really cool that New Zealand and TVZ are actually investing into creating stuff for New Zealanders, by New Zealanders. We're trying to be creative, babe. And we're trying to, like, talk to different New Zealanders about different issues at the moment, which is where this idea has come from. So we're doing the special about.

but the pull of Australia. And I'm sure you guys have felt it before. I'm sure you've got mates. You might have family member who have said, you know what, see you later, I'm gone skis. And so we wanted to look at it in a fun way, but also like look at all the numbers. See if it adds up.

See who does really well in Australia. See who doesn't do well in Australia and kind of help people are making the decision. Because I think there's this thing of like the grass is always greener, isn't there? And a lot of people are going over there, going for greener pastures. It's actually much redder and browner than you are. True, the sand is.

Yeah. Especially in the middle way. Yeah. From what I've seen. Actually, what the problem was, at first, I was like, okay, well, let's like weigh up all the pros and cons. And then I was like, well, the pros are very easy. Like, you earn more money generally in Australia. And, you know, like there's more sunshine.

Warm climate. Yeah, well, there's lots of. And then it was like, okay, so why wouldn't you move to Australia? And that was the challenging thing. But actually, the more we looked at it, we came up with some really interesting reasons. You and me in Ozzie is the name of the show. How do you think, based on the knowledge that you now have, myself, Meg and Dan

individually or as a team would do if we went to Australia, better or worse? I reckon Meg would definitely thrive. But I mean, it was hard to improve on perfection. That's the tricky thing there. We didn't take a leaf out of Jacksport. It's always been so charismatic. I reckon Dan would do well because he's a hustler.

Don't take this the wrong way, brother. No, but like here's the thing. He doesn't want to lose me. No, just lift the cap a little bit. Yeah, you'd do well in Australia. Yeah. But only in certain parts. Goldie.

Goldie. Hard out. Oh, yeah. Of course you do. You probably love a bit of Byron Bay as well. I was one of my best friends who are in Byron once. I bet they are. No judgment, you know?

It's good. You do you, bro. Yeah, this is interesting though, because I really want to watch now, because I actually want to know how people that have gone over there have fed. Because you hear them, they go, I'm off. Then you sort of don't hear much from them after that. We found people who've gone and then decided to come back as well. Wow.

There's actually this crazy little thing. On the Gold East, you've got to be careful. There's this group that helps Kiwis who end up being stranded over there. And a surprising number of people go over there thinking like, yeah, I'm going to be like making cash, da-da-da-da. Then they go over there, think they have the better life. All of a sudden, they find themselves on the bones of their ass and they need help. So then people watching you, me and Ozzy, will they have a bit of a takeaway at the end of it going, I think I would do well and I'm going to make the jump, or I think I actually might be happier where I am.

I reckon that's the goal. And what we've done is we've got like 40 New Zealanders who are going to join us for the whole thing, who are all considering going. and at the end we're going to put it to a vote and be like, do you guys want to go? Wow, I love this. Is this your idea? I mean, you know, can't improve on perfection, can you?

Oh, you're clever, man. God, I think my mum probably wants me to marry you. Yeah, he is good. He is good. Hey, Jack, Tame, get amongst you, me and Aussie. Monday 8.30pm, TV1, but you can always catch up TVNZ Plus. Let's do this. Is there anyone listening right now?

Oh, 800, the Edge Tech 333-4 that has moved abroad, maybe Australia, maybe further afield. hoping for greener pastures and then gone, you know what, you can't beat New Zealand and you're back. Because I'd imagine there's more than you'd expect. No shame, no judgment. You gave it a nudge.

Yeah, absolutely. I'd love to know the feedback. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. You, me and Ozzy, a TV show that Jack Tame will be fronting. He was just in studio with us, and we want to know if anyone's actually made the jump to Australia and then gone, nah, not for me, actually. And has come back with their kangaroo tail between their legs? Because I think it's that sort of thing, eh?

It's like the grass is always greener. You think it's good. Then you move there and you go, actually, we have it pretty good in New Zealand. Well, I love to know, yeah, the things that are the stark differences between, because you sit there and go obviously better weather. I think lower groceries or higher pay maybe. Yeah, cost of living is lower. That's what you hear.

I think good on you if you've given it an actual crack and then at least you know and you can be content being back in New Zealand and stop wondering. All right. Aaron, you moved over there and then came home? Morning, how are we? Yeah, bro. Aaron? Yeah, no, I've done the move three times.

Australia, I'm an engineer and worked up in Port Hedlin and the mines. Yeah, the money's great. Yeah. But the lifestyle sucks. Why? That's what I hear a lot of the time. What does that mean? No, you're pushing 200 grand a year after taxes.

It's really, really good money, but you're working in 41 degrees temperatures. You know, and I'm a typical Kiwi. I love fishing, I love hunting. And I go fishing over there. over there. I can use three hooks. That's all I'm legally allowed to use. Here, I can use way more. The lifestyle, outdoor lifestyle of New Zealand is way better than Australia. Wow, that's very interesting. Wait, but you went back three times. Did you run out of cash in New Zealand? You've got to keep going back. I run out of cash in New Zealand so I go back and make money.

Yeah, right. And so what would you say to someone that doesn't do maybe what you do, like as just sort of an everyday job, maybe they work in an office, and they're working in the cities? Do you think the cities would be better over there? Nah, the thing people have to understand, and this is what people don't do, that you go to Australia, that's great, you have to earn a minimum of $75,000 a year. You have to be there five years

before any medical system will even look at you like a citizen. Oh. So if you hurt yourself, you break your leg, there is no such thing as ACC, and when you go to hospital, you pay international rates. Wow, that is something I absolutely was not up with the know about. Okay, Patrice, did you do the same thing and move to Ozzy then come home? Yeah, we moved over in 1988 and came back in 2003 because we had a seven-year-old and a five-year-old

and felt that life was hot, fast, and the distance, and there was no way we could maintain a close family connection with our children, putting one in day care, both two in day care and both working, so we could come home and have the support from Farno. Yeah, right. So it was the village that brought you back, really, having that? Yeah, even though we went over with my family, we've left them over there and we've come back as a... Wow.

Okay, what's the biggest thing you miss and what's the thing that you like more about New Zealand? What do we have to go down? I miss my mum and my family, but being at home, you make friends easier because you tend to be over there and you actually gravitate towards Aussies, I mean, sorry, Kiwis, because that's your closest connection

to the life that you know. I'm a little confused, but didn't you say you moved back over for your village, but your family is still over in Aussie? Yep, but my immediate family is still over there, but my family life, my family that I have in New Zealand, we needed a connection for our children. Right. And, yeah, my parents were young.

I was 20 when I had my children, and my parents were young, full, still working full time. Wow. And for me to do that on my own, I had no friends join the day at home with babies. Yeah, yeah, right. Because it was hard to make friends. So you come back and make an easier life. The money was good while it was the two of us.

But then when we wanted the family life and without the heat. Yeah, the heat. The heat is the head really. You're the second person that said the heat. I don't know. Like, I mean, when we're going through winter, I could do it with a little lead. Yeah, yeah, but not too much. Yeah.

41 is just, how are you even working in that? Honestly, I couldn't do it. I couldn't do the heat. How are they doing that? But there is places in Australia that don't have the heat as well. You don't have to go to the hot places. Yeah, anyway. And you've got to work on your rig way harder, I guess,

if you're living in the Goldie. Yeah. You know what? Because you've always got it out because of the heat. I was expecting to get more calls on that. We only got four people that were saying they regretted it. And there was a couple of texts that were back, and I want to go back to Australia.

Well, I mean, even, um, was Aaron, he was saying he's going. going back three times. Yeah, I think it's good on you if you've tried it. I think, you know what, it's worth a try. Rihanna may have, over the weekend, gotten the world's worst tattoo details on what she has put on her body for life next. Rihanna has done something that I think a lot of parents,

if you're into tattoos, have thought about doing and I'm thinking about doing it one day, definitely, of getting your kids' artwork tattooed on you at some point in your life. her kids are four or just turned four I believe Rizza just turned four in May Oh no no turning four in a couple of days So he's three

Ryder is turning three in August And Rocky is a baby She did get I don't know whose it was I'm guessing maybe Rizza or Ryatt's drawings Tatud on her But if you do have kids You would know that

Their drawings are scribbles at that stage And it is just a scribble you can see the scribbles tattooed to 3, 3, 3, 4. One is on the back of her leg. I think maybe one's on an arm, and they are. They're not even, they're just scribbles. I don't even know how I'm too. It's multiple scribbles over the top of each other.

It's a mess. It looks like a bird's nest. Yeah, and the top comment on the post says, I feel like she could have held out for a better drawing with 36,000 people agreeing with that. It is, yeah, it is one of those things that I, I remember being looking at the scribbles that Daisy was doing when she was three

and thinking, wow, it's the most amazing thing. But they do improve. They do improve. My son's two. He's just over two now. And I got him to draw a photo of my wife, a picture of my wife for Mother's Day on a card. It was a brown twirl.

It looks nothing like Hannah. I said, do it again. And he did it again. Stay here until you get it right. And so I don't. What is the one she's got now? Is it just a scribble? So tattooed to 3, 3, 4, 3, if you want to see it,

it's on the back of her leg, and it's as if I got a sharpie pen, and I did a big scribble on the back of your leg. No, like you closed your eyes and just went round, round, round, round, around, around, round. Yeah, yeah. So I do like the sentiment. I love the idea of getting a drawing from my daughters tattooed on me. What do we think of this idea?

You're going to probably like it the least, Dan. I like it the most, just based on where our kids are in their age at the moment. but we get our kids to draw something and then we spin the wheel and it either lands on you, Dan, you Meg or me and whoever it does land on has to get the drawing that their kid drew tattooed on their body but you can't see it until it's finished.

Absolutely not. I'll do it. Yeah, I'm in. Why not you, I'll spin the wheel. No, so produce a car. I'm not getting my two-year-old. I've got the shit of steel here. So there's absolutely no way.

I don't know, Daisy's throwing some weird, like, alien robots at the moment. an alien robot, it'll be cool. Producer Carl, what if he comes in? Because that'll increase your chances of not having it land on you. No, because I don't know what will happen. It'll be rigged. And it'll end up me getting a scribble, brown scribble of Hannah's face on my back. Or something.

So it's not happening. But my thing is, well done to the person that did the tattoo. Because it would be very hard to copy a scribble, I'd imagine. Yeah, I don't know how they would. I don't know if they would have scanned it and then printed it out onto transfer paper, so it was exactly that. I think that's the way they do it. rather than just trying to copy it.

It'd be real mean of Rianne if she looked in and goes, you've ruined that? That's nothing like what he did. But they did say the tattoo is designed by her babies. I think that's a stretch. Okay, I'd love it if you give us a call. Tell us what your tattoo is, and then we're going to guess if you regret it or not.

Might be one that copps a lot of conversation from others because they think you do and you don't. Or you definitely wish that you had waited and you maybe wouldn't have gone through with it. Oh, we've done this before many times where people have got their partner of like three weeks. Yeah. Yeah. Tatted on their arm.

And then they split up. I saw over the weekend actually on Instagram some girl on her back had a cocktipus. You can work out probably what that is. Clint? It's obviously the legs, the tendicles. I guarantee Clint looked at it and gone, well, that's cool. She's got to regret the cockpubus. Surely.

How does that even come up with a? How does somebody say those words and nobody at any stage goes, maybe not? Yeah. I got to work. I can't like the name. I'm going to fix my Instagram algorithm, but that's another thing. All right, tell us the tattoo. We'll guess if you regret it or not next.

And we've got a $50 time zone vouchers. Our edge must have to give away to our fave next. Talking tattoos, Rihanna got one over the weekend. It's something one of her kids did, and it's just a bunch of scribbling on a piece of paper, and she got it tattooed on the back of her leg. Do you know, I wouldn't care. We're not care because they don't care.

It affects me not at all. Yeah. But if she had a small one and it was a part of a big sleeve or something maybe, but it is rather large from the bottom of the back of her knee up to almost mid thigh. Like it's big. It looks like Barracos veins in a little way. It does, I thought that when I looked at it. It looks a bit varicrous vainy.

But it's her body and she can do whatever she wants. And you've done the same. I guess someone else says they've got socks permanently tattooed on. So it looks like they're always wearing socks. Do you think they regret it or not? Yeah, you're regretting that. But why? It's not like, unless you're barefoot all the time,

No one's ever going to see that. What a stupid tattoo. You're right. They regret it. Yeah, yeah. What a stupid, stupid tattoo. Hannah, tell us your tattoo. We'll guess if you regret it or not.

What do you got? Hannah. Sorry, was it me? Yeah, that's you. Unless you've given us a fake name. So I have a chicken drumstick with some flowers around it and the KFC kernel in the middle on my foot. Right. Are you like a huge KFC fan?

Must be. I worked there for a long chunk of my childhood or teenage. Do you still work there? No. I reckon you regret that. There's no way you wouldn't regret that. At that time, it would have been really funny and cool because it was such a big part of your life, but now I don't know if you still want the Colonel and a love heart kind of...

It's a story. I think she's calling out to brag. Okay. Yeah, I actually don't regret it. It's funny. Like, it's a good party story. It's on my foot. It's not like I have my feet out all the time.

True. So it's not something that, it's not on my arm. It's always funny when you tell the story and someone goes, no, I have to see this. And, you know, you show them. And it's, yeah, don't regret it yet. It has funny. It has comedy value.

I get that. I just never understand people that get tattoos where you can't see them. I've never understood that. It's like if you're getting something on your body, wouldn't you want people to see it? Where's your tattoo again, Dan? It's on my ankle. But I got that as a radio thing because I had to. I was bullied into it.

Did you get a Taylor Swift paper plane? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hi, yeah. Hi, yeah. Morning, Andrew. All right, what's the tattoo, mate? Well, guess if you agree to it. or not?

I let my partner who is a tattoo artist tattoo her initial G on my ball bag. Brilliant. Gee on the ball bag. I reckon you would have regretted that instantly when you started getting it in the pain. Yeah, as she was tattooing it on.

I have a letter G for my partner as well, but it's on my wrist, so it's a little different. Okay, biggest question is, are they still your partner? Yes. Then I don't think you regret it. Currently, I reckon you do. I reckon you regret it. Nah.

I regretted it immediately because it hurt. And I think if things were ever to end, it would be a contentious talking point with the new partner for sure. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. What could you say it's for instead? If they go, what's that G4 on your bulls?

You could say it's G-Force because they go so... This baby. Yeah, there's a little suggestion for you, Andrew, I guess. Have you thought about it, no? You would do to alter it? Because now you didn't even like getting G on, and now Meg's going and adding five more letters. I mean, I don't know how big the bag is.

Maybe it's the G spot finder. I don't know. There's lots of stories you can make it. I reckon of all the places, that's the bit that gets the saggiest the most. And the G's not going to look like the same G in 10 years' time. Andrew, we're going to give you a $50 time zone voucher. Bring your crew own the grid only a time zone.

It's yours, bro. Thank you very much. Much appreciated. I reckon there should be a rule where you go to a tattoo parlour and say I want this and then they go right come back in a year's time. If you still want it, we'll do it. A year's time. That wouldn't be good for business. You'd be really out of business tattoo artists.

That was business. Really quiet, but I'm chocker in 2020. And I've got great morals. Great morals. Yeah. All right, she joins us next. Summer Rose, who has a condition where her boobs continually grow. Forever. What size is she up to at the moment? I didn't even know it went that high.

It's next. Clint, Megan Dan. Oh my gosh. Ask me anything. Her name is Summer Roberts. She has Gigantamastia, which is a rare disorder characterized by rapid and disproportional breast growth. Gigantamastia doesn't sound like a real thing. It sounds like something a name someone's made up.

Yeah, it does actually. But you can Google it. It's a real thing. And unfortunately for Summer, she has it, which makes her an R-cup, L-M-N-O-P-Q-R cup. How big is that, Summer? Like, I can't even see my feet. So when you say they keep growing, like how much do they grow over time? He grew 11 sizes last year.

Wait, did you say you grew 11 sizes last year? 11, yeah. I hear women talk about that feeling when they get home, they take their braw off, and they're like, oh, and so Dan and I one time as a silly radio experiment, wore a lot of weight in a bra so that we could experience that feeling as guys. For you, it must be unreal. Have you ever weighed them to see how heavy they are? Yeah, I filmed a TV show not long ago, and they made me weigh them.

And they wrote 27 kilograms. 27? Sorry, they weigh 27. My 4-year-old child's 20. They weigh 27 kilograms on your chest. Summer. Wow. How are you?

When you're lying down in bed, it must suffocate you. It suffocates everyone that I'm in bed with. I imagine. And I recently got kicked out of Disneyland. because they were saying I was wearing too much of a revealing outfit. They said we've had some complaints from some of the women around that you're to expose, you're not dressed appropriately, you have to go wear a big baggy shirt or a hoodie.

And I was like, it is 30 degrees. I'm from Scotland. I am sweating. I'm not going to put a hoodie on. I love you, like, there are a few women. There were a bunch of women that complained? None of the dudes were. No, no, they would have been complaining because they're men would have looked.

No, never. Yeah. bloody women a you're supposed to be supporting other women me hey don't put me in there I wouldn't have I wouldn't have complained or I would have gone that poor girl in this heat

that I know those they're sweaty in between I'd be like camaraderie my babe we've done big boob problems before and there are a lot I guess you know it's not always cracked up to be there has a lot of big problems

thank you so much for your time today's summer yeah what's your Instagram handle or people want to follow along with your journey as your breast grow from an R to an S. My Instagram, Scotch Dolly, 9-7. And so how long before you will jump up another cup size do you think if things keep going the way they've been going all your life? Well, right now they're bigger than an R-Cup,

so I'm probably two-size-y more. Wow, so our info is already too old. By the end of the year, by Christmas, you could be a Z-Cup. Yeah. I know, does that even exist? No. You might be the first to get there, I think. Yeah.

I know. World record-breaking. Thank you, Summer. I appreciate your time so much, babe. Yeah, if you just tuned in halfway through that, Summer has gigantic mastia, a condition where her breasts just continually grow. Apparently they grew like a cup size during the interview. Yeah.

Yeah. That's really madness. Honestly, what a nightmare. Big food problems. You have to laugh because I guess it's one of those things make otherwise. You're right, you'll cry because everyone thinks, oh, it must be great. But I imagine to a point, and then it just becomes, like, the bane of your existence. I feel like it would only be guys thinking that it'll be great.

Most women would go, I couldn't do that. I don't know, especially not R-Cup, that's just ridiculous. I mean, 27, like, A-Gs on your chest. No, thank you. It's custom bra. All right. Well, let's open the floor for big boob problems. Yeah.

If you can relate. That's not all is cracked up to be. Meg's right on the list. Right now, my shoulders are actually aching for my bras. So, like, that's one. We're talking big boob problems after Summer Roberts joined us on the show for an AMA. She's an R-Cup, and there's gigantomaster.

which is a rare disorder where your breast tissue continually grows. It sounds like something that you should be able to, like, get covered by the health system, right? Maybe, maybe depending on where in the world, yeah. Yeah, what insurance you have and stuff, yeah. Over and over. Yeah, exactly, it would just keep coming back, wouldn't it? So, like, so many things, strapless tops out the window. You're not going to be wearing a strapless tops if you've got big boots.

If someone else texts in about bridesmaid's dresses. Oh, gosh, yeah. If you're in a bridesmaid's dress, it will fit even an hour. but if you've got big boobs, it's totally different. You obviously look bigger than you are because of all the weight on the front. What are other things? There's like chafing in summer and how sweaty they get.

Someone said they lose crumbs down there. Yep, you lose. Absolutely, you lose crumbs down there. It's like a shelf for stains. It's hard to play golf if you're into golf because when you're trying to swing, they're in the way. Oh, yeah. Someone else, Jessica is saying that when they're on a plane,

they can't bring the tray down. Yeah, well, gosh, those are big. That's incredible. If anything, you put the tray down and then rest them on there, wouldn't you? Yeah. Yeah. That would be nice, wouldn't it? Could do that.

I mean, I don't know. No, really? Yeah. You got to be careful here, Dan. It just like, say, no matter what you wear, if I wear just a, like, scoop neck top, it's insularly sexualized, whereas if somebody with small boobs wears a scoop net top, you know, you know, don't look at them, Dan. Well, I'm just, you are, you're literally, you're looking at them. And there you go again. If you've got to talk about them, it's not like I've, like, it's like I've started talking about his nose.

I'm going to look at his nose. I actually recently wore a low-cut top for the first time. I think since I gave birth yesterday, and my husband was so distracted because I've been wearing high-necked t-shirts for so long. People that design like a low-cut top, they're probably designing them for the average-sized breast, right? When you get a woman that's got...

I'm going to do a counter. I'm going to do a counter of how many times you've looked down. I'm looking at your face more. Okay. Yeah, more, man. So, 6040. I'm going to look at the roof while I say this next thing.

6040 is more, but barely. Okay. Talk about your nose or something. I think genuinely, though, like people that make the tops. You look at anywhere but your tits, by the way. You know, they don't know because they don't have them.

Yeah. It's really hard to look professional. Really tough to look professional. Yeah. You know, I feel for you. Dad looks like a blind man now. He doesn't know who he's talking to. Clint, Megan Dan.

Leshaw. Sit back and relax while we dine into Dance Diary One of the seniors had a medical event on the field at Interville and an ambulance came to the school It came to the school and parked on G Block Not sure what the injury was But I could see they had to cut off his pants

How embarrassing That was me I would have just soldiered on for the rest of the day Anything to keep my pants on Oh my God Oh man, honestly, that poor kid. Being well, no, so bit of him down. It's like kind of itched from a fire going like, oh, this pants are off.

What a loser. What a loser. What a loser. We asked if we could have a tour of the ambulance, but the guy said they're a little bit busy. Looks like a stressful job. Oh, darn. As they were putting them into the ambulance going, can I just have a little quick tour of the ambulance?

He's like, mate. I'm just at my career's expo, and I just don't know. Also, how do you say that word, Meg? Ambulance? Yeah, okay, that's bad. What did she say? I missed it. She kept saying ambulance.

Ambulance. Ambulance. Going to youth group with Alistair tonight. The youth group is part of Alice's family church. But it's not that bad. Except this week, we have to pick up rubbish at Cockle Bay. Oh, nightmare. If I had known that was happening, I would have said I can't go.

They're using Christians good nature to bribe them into picking up people's filthy mess. Free pizza though. I used to go to youth group quite often. I remember it was, because I wasn't of the yulke of the Christianity thing. But I remember, hey, my friends were, and so I'd go along. And there'd quite often be some pros and cons.

Like we always had the hots for some of the girls at youth group. Well, yeah, there's a really good... He does relay back about youth group this time tomorrow, which is, I wouldn't say what you did is not be a Christian. Oh, yeah, right. Christian at all what you did to somebody's sister. Oh, is it 8 o'clock allowed? It is.

It's not what I'm thinking. Just. Yeah. Just. God bless. God bless you. I tell you what, I remember the day when we picked up rubbish. Really?

I remember it. Wow, cool memory. Do you remember what happened? Vaguely. Oh no. Is it to do with like semi-bullying a little bit? Yes. Yeah.

I vaguely remember. Dan a bully. No, it wasn't me. Oh, you laughed quite a bit. Yeah, but that's not the bully. Oh, not. And it's also pink shirt week as well. Damn.

Yeah, pink shirt down. Well, you've grown from this, haven't you? I'd never do it now. Okay. The news dropped on Friday that David Attenborough turned 100. There are a lot of people actually doing tributes and stuff to David. Because he's still got his wits about him, doesn't he? Yeah, in fact, there was a whole event in London for him at the Royal Albert Hall.

all the royals were there. In fact, King Charles wrote him a letter, which we'll play to you next. Yeah, because you get a letter from the Queen when you hit a Hyundai. Well, not anymore. Yeah, used to, sorry. So now he's taken over, has he? Yeah, he has.

The Queen's not still writing the letters. No, well, obviously not. It's the edge. Clint Megan Dan. You don't get a letter from the Queen anymore because she's down and dusted when you had a Hyundai used to her, and so King Charles has taken on the responsibility. I miss having a queen.

Do you? Yeah, I do. I just miss saying the words, Queen. It hasn't really impacted my life much. No, I guess not. But when I think about it, I'd rather. You know, like a queen. I didn't think you were the royalist, Meg. Not really, but I know a lot of people do love them or did.

And David Attenborough turned 100. Just in the last few days, didn't he? He got a message from King Charles. For those that don't recognise the name, you recognise the voice. I've had the most extraordinary life. It's only now that I appreciate how extraordinary. He's one of the greatest to ever narrate anything, and King Charles had this to say.

Dear David, my wife and I are delighted to learn that you will be celebrating your 100th birthday on May the 8th, and wanted to send you our warmest congratulations on such a special occasion. You have shared my determination to highlight the urge of need to protect and preserve this precious planet of ours. Thank you then for all that you have done. He could have pulled the ranchelada when he recorded that. And also, why have they put the like pen noise underneath like Dan's diary?

And also, the whole thing was like, you're just as good as me. I didn't pick up on that. Like me. You also want to keep the planet. I'm a very good person. The video was actually quite cool. If you watched it, it was the thing at Royal Albert Hall where David Edinburgh was invited. play this big video on the screen of all the animals delivering the letter.

So Prince Charles puts it out, King Charles puts it out the thing, and then an otter takes it, hands it to an eagle, and then, yeah, it probably was. I mean, they're not actually, you can't trust an otter with a letter. Oh, wait, did the letter? Did he get brought up on stage by an animal? No, but then he, and then David Anabra, and the thing lifts it up, and it's all dirty from all the animals carrying. It was actually quite you would have loved it me.

So sweet. I did see a lot of standing ovations. I saw people even bought cakes, like, in New Zealand saying, happy birthday, David Like, what? To celebrate his birthday here for him? That's so random, but that's nice. The day that he passes will be a national dad. Why?

We're playing his brother's song, though. Yeah, I mean, his... David actually was the middle brother of three. Wow. Yeah, his oldest brother was Richard Attenborough who plays the Grandad in Jurassic Park. He owns Jurassic Park. Terrible at running parks.

But incredible actor. Like a successful actor, you've got a successful naturalist, and there's another brother. Yeah, the youngest brother. John, both of which have passed Richard and John, they passed at 84 and 90s. Still good innings, but yeah, didn't get as close to a hundred. I will say Richard, Adam,bra, are terrible at building fences as well. Like, T-Rex has got through them.

It's a good actor. He's a good actor. Richard and David really went on to very public careers. And John, he was in the automotive industry. So he was the black sheep. Successful, but still not quite as. No. He would definitely be known as like David and Richard's brother.

Yeah. You know, they'd be like, oh, that's the... His brothers are famous. Yeah, when you get introduced as the brother or sister of the more famous sibling. Yeah, we'd love to know, are you the black sheep of your family? Well, your siblings have gone on to crush it. And then you get introduced as like Jack's brother, you know, or Jess's sister. Is that how you feel about with your brother, Dan?

Yes, yes. My brother, Simon, he's very successful over in Australia in the building industry. Oh, Dad, you know you mean it the other way around. You know that he'd be introduced as Dan's... I think people could be their own... You know Dan from the edge? Yeah, Simon's his brother. Yeah, exactly.

I mean, I don't want to admit it. People can make their own mind. Because it's easy to. Top of the radio industry. Top of the building industry. Who knows? I mean, it's always tricky if you're going to get a couple of siblings that are going to get out there

and really do incredible things. You're like, can you just calm down? You're making me look bad down here. And I'm not even doing that bad. Yeah, I'm not doing bad, but compared to you guys, We want to know if you're the black sheep of the family because David Attenborough,

who's now 100, and also his brother Richard Attenborough, who was in Jurassic Park, among other things, obviously very public figures. But then we realised there was John. John Attenborough. And John just, he wasn't. And he would have been the black sheep

and been introduced, I think, as David's brother. Yeah, David Orr. But if Jurassic Park had just come out. Then he would have been Richard's brother, sure. Are you introduced as your sibling's brother or sister because you're just not as successful maybe as they have become, and so your parents and others refer to you as such. But what is success?

At the end of the day, you know. I mean, we've got Mel on. Let's talk to Mal. Mel? All right, what do you do for a living? I'm a lawyer. Okay, and what do your siblings do? How many do you have for a start?

I have three siblings, and none of them do anything. Okay. Right, you win. They're all dropping. So all of your siblings are referred to as Mel's sister or Mel's brother? Yeah. Yeah. What do you mean they don't do anything?

They must do something. To be fair, my sister has just had a baby, so she is at home with a baby. Right, yeah. Incredible, yeah. Yeah, I mean, she didn't really have a job beforehand. And then my two brothers just live at home. Right. They're not studying.

They're not working. How are they, though? The youngster's 20. Yeah. The next son up is 20. Oh, no, he's 30. My sister's early 30. So he's still at home and hasn't got a job?

No. Oh, you'd be the favourite even if you weren't a lawyer. I don't know that I am, though. He was just earning money, you would be the favourite. To be fair, yeah, if you've got a brother that still is okay to live at home at 30, he might be the favourite. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, if my son's at home at 30, he's not the favourite. I'd be like, get out and become a lawyer like Mal. Exactly. When Mel goes home, they must just be like, oh, Mel's coming around. Just so excited. Something's like, fine. Someone else said that their whole family, and I'm guessing this means so,

mum, dad, brother, are all in the medical field, surgeons, nurses and stuff like that, and she's a teacher. Teachers fine, but not when you compare to doctors and nurses and surgeons. That's a tricky one. I'm the loser who lived in the basement until 27. Now I make six figures. after busting my ass. My family still treats me like I'm the family idiot.

Some reputations you just can't shake. It's not all about money though, I guess, isn't it? Yeah. Another one says, my brother is a literal rocket scientist working with lasers. People always want to talk to him at parties, so I'm always known as his brother. That sounds like a fake job. A rocket scientist working with lasers. Maybe he doesn't know what he does, so he's just...

I think he hasn't got a job and he's just told him that's what he does. My brother is a famous baseball person. player in America. Yeah, that one you're not going to be winning much in, I imagine. You know what, as long as your parents love you. I mean, if your kids, say Daisy Meg becomes a rocket scientist in Miller, she's just like a... Careful.

Oh, you can't talk bad about my kids. Go on, what are you going to say? She just starts driving a truck. Okay. Good for her. They keep the country moving. Good for her? No, yeah, I mean...

But Daisy's a rocket scientist and she works with lasers, Clinton. But you think, I think all parents just happy if the kids are happy? Exactly. I'm favouriting the one that's going to give me more of a better life when I retire. You're not. I am. And all the truck drivers who we love and speak too often, please don't punch you out and switch off because of Dan? Oh, but they'll admit, when compared to a rocket scientist.

Have you not watched Ice Road Truckers? Yeah. There's no Rocket Scientist TV show on Netflix? There should be, especially the ones that are working with lasers. No, the last one. My brothers have both become qualified builders. I'm a recovering meth addict. You do the math.

But you've recovered. Or do they say you do the meth. Is that a type of? I'm not sure. Clint, Megan Dan. All right, where do you guys belong? You know what? I think I was pretty good this year.

Okay, what did you get your mum? So for my mum, I got her a photo with my son. Like one of those pop-up, you know, like photo things where you go along and they can stand there with my son. She gets a photo. She loves photos. Okay, so she's got a photo with your son. Yep.

Or printed or anything or just the... Printed? Oh, God, yes. In a frame? In a frame? Not a frame. Let's not push the... She's got to find a frame to put it in, so she's got on the birthday.

Okay, go on. And then for my wife, because I had to organise that. You also had to go more buck and you let her watch you race your... Oh, yeah. A sea car. And that's the gift that keeps on giving. Did you give her a turn? No, because she's not very good.

She's not coordinated. And then for my wife, I had to organise... for my son to get her or something. So I took him out to a shop and he chose it, which was really cute. I was like, oh, you go into the shop, into the $2 shop and then choose what you want to. $2 shop.

What did he get it? Oh, just these stupid hair clips. But it's the thought that counts. Well, there's probably not much here to choose from it at $2. Unless she likes cap guns. Yeah, but I'm not going to waste money on something like hundreds of dollars that he chooses and I know she's not going to like it. Let's get this correct.

You got your mum a photo without a frame. Mm-hmm. And you got your wife some $2 shop hair clips. Bag on. You were listening. Thanks. Let's go to the callers. Okay.

Well, I was actually really inspired personally by people who wrote letters to their mums for Mother's Day last week. And so I was like, right, I'm going to write like a proper long letter. I didn't use chat GBT. I thought about it, yes. But I was like, no, this has to be from me. So I wrote it all. You thought about it? I love that you thought about doing chat GPT.

Wow. No, I mean, I thought about writing it and then putting a photo. Yeah, you didn't even get a letter, right? But I did my own brain. Well, I was good. Not chat GPT. Dan did his own brain, come. And then, maybe you should have used chat.

And I printed out, and then I got, like, a mug that was, like, printed when we did, like, a family portrait one time at the beach. And so I got that printed on so when mum uses the mug, she can have all of her favourite people. And then Dad read the letter, and Dad cried. I've received mugs as gifts before. I've never been stoked with them. A mug is a crap gift. I'm sorry, even if it has got a photo of your family on it. Meg, what did you get your mum?

I got my mom some tea from T2 some fuzzy socks and my daughter picked out a shower cap in the shape of a lobster I think I won with a card that Daisy made Did you get her a cup for the tea?

No It's fancy tea though It's not just like bowel For T2 Okay Angie Hall of Fame Hall of Shame What happened for Mother's Day Angie

Me? Me? Oh hi Yeah you gotta say my name Yeah we do three times Yeah Oh, then... Okay, well, I'm saying... You suck.

No, we're calling about what you did. Yeah, my kids suck. They... Yeah, so, no, not the other two, sorry. My kids got me, one was hung over, and I reminded him. It's Mother's Day and he goes, oh, happy Mother's Day. Then my daughter comes home and she was getting ready to go out. And I said, oh, it's Mother's Day.

She goes, happy Mother's Day. She goes and has a shower. And I'm like, wow. And we're taking them to Rar Road in the month time. Did they surprise you with anything else afterwards? Did they go, oh, God, it's Mother's Day. And so I'll make sure that I, like, get something for Mum later, and it was big gag. No?

No. No. No. I'm still, I don't understand why I suck. At least I got my mum something. Your kids suck. Yes, they do. How old are they, Angie?

They absolutely did. 26 and 23, and they both got good job. Yeah, no. They do know better. Yeah, unacceptable. I agree. What are their names? Jesse and Ella.

Shame on you, Jesse and Ella. You suck. Shame on you. But then I also suck as well, so join the club. All right, Hall of Fame, Hall of Shame Mums. If you'd like us to shame your kids on National Radio because they suck, we'll keep the phones open. Oh, 800, The Edge.

Fame Hall of Shame off the back of Mother's Day. Where does your family belong? Did they spoil you or drop the ball? Let's get into the phone. Jenny, are you in the Hall of Fame or Shame? Well, I'm in the Hall of Shame. I only messaged my mum. So that was absolutely shocking being that kid

where I know my siblings went over and above. Shame on you. However, it has very much shame on me, so I need to make that one up with my mum. However, I work in retail. and I had to work yesterday and my team went over and above and had flowers delivered to me

and really spoiled me and so did my children. Oh wow, that's lovely. And you know what? Because you had to work, I feel like your mum would understand if you had to work. Absolutely.

Yeah. So good on you, Jenny. She does, but I still should have made the phone calls. Nathan Texas said my sister sent a gift from her holiday in Bali to my mum, and mum bowled her eyes out. So she was on holiday and still. to organise the gift. That's incredible.

That's Hall of Fame now. Riannan, Hall of Shame or Hall of Fame for Mother's Day? Hall of Fame for me. We went out all of us nine mothers and went out for a boozy brunch and left the dads at home. It was great. Now was that organised by the dads or did you have to organise it yourself?

My sister didn't all actually organise. That's no surprise. Those guys weren't organised. No. How many glasses did we have at the brunch? Oh, it was just one. It was actually complimentary. We were freaking spending money. Yeah. We're all on the budget here.

Good on you. Thanks, Rihanna. That poor bar, they would have been like, hopefully they buy some more. Yeah, yeah, because that's really where we make most of the money. On a boozy brunch. They haven't said anything if this is good or bad, saying, my son played the drums for me for an hour.

Oh, depends. And are they learning? Or are they really good at it? I'm not sure about that one. Really good at drums. And Sharon Hall of Shame Hall of Fame Mother's Day, what did you do? What did you get? Well, my partner organised for me to have like a home spa day.

He gave me a foot spa and a face massage and did my nails, tied my hair. And I also got to smoke weed all day. Right. Brilliant. And that is a medicinal prescription from your doctor. Yeah, exactly. Yes, exactly. Terry, because otherwise.

Absolutely. What a relaxing day. That would have been. Oh, very good. My goodness. Amanda I can die your hair. That's a real flex. That is.

It's very, really hard to do. Yeah, I love that, Sharon. Good on your jazz. Do you think this is the doctor's office plays this when they're like, I'm going to describe your something? If I had on a digital marijuana dispenser, like, it'd just kick a little something for the G's and make a few hands that I'm not surprised if you just never those. But two in the morning and a morning and a bottle.

Clint, Megan Dan. Okay, there's something, it's oddly, not satisfying, but real about seeing celebrities bickering like normal human beings. So even if you're billionaires, doesn't fix all your problems. At the Met Gala, Rihanna and ASEAP Rocky, there were some footage of them definitely having a bicker. I've shown the boys now. You saw the second footage where they're, it looks like they're on a bus. I don't know where they are. No, they're in one of those big celebrity SUVs.

But anybody in a relationship or who has been in a relationship can read that body language. that isn't a good situation for either of them. Oh, they're in a, yeah, mid-bicker. So previous red carpet footage shows somebody trying to talk to Rihanna and she is standing there sour-faced. I think she's trying to listen to the conversation that ASEP Rocky is having with a woman behind her. Two other women, isn't it?

And this man is talking to her, and I can tell she's like, shut up, I'm trying to listen to what they're saying, because, you know, that's what every woman is like. A-Sat-Roki, I think looks very friendly with these women, but I don't think he overstepped. the line. He does kiss. He's smiling. He kisses both cheeks. But then

he walks in front of Rihanna and doesn't even have any like hand on the back or checking him with her. You can see the footage by texting Met Gala to 3343. That was when I was like, I didn't like what he did there. You can talk to people, especially if Rihanna doesn't know them very well and she's moved on. But when you come back into each other, hand

on the lower back, check in. You know what I mean? There was no interaction with her. I just wonder why Rihanna was just standing there all by herself? Why don't she just join the group? Like she's Rihanna. She doesn't have to feel awkward. It seems to me like they've already had a bit of a bicker before that. And she's already sour, and now he's having a good time still. You're like, no, we both have you had a bad time.

Yeah, we're both having a bad time, do you? We're both having a bad night. I'm dragging you down with me. It seems like this is how I saw it. Yeah. They've had a bicker. They're both giving each other almost a silent treatment. He's been grumpy all night.

He sees this girl. He's all happy with her. And then she's like, you prick. Yeah, they're both doing silent treatment, but they've got different tactics. Hers is cold and his is friendly with other people, which is a whole different football game. I've learned to do this thing with my wife now. You can sense when something's off.

And you can either ignore it and just get on with it and pretend it doesn't. Or you go, hey, look, you see off. Are we okay? Yeah, have I done something? Like, what's going on? And getting that, no, I'm fine. You need to dig a little deeper. Yeah, don't accept the no, I'm fine.

Don't accept it. Honestly, like what is it? Because I think if you're out. I think that when you're supposed to have a great night and it's ruined right at the start. If you're out in public, don't address it there and then wait until you get home. because the risk is you go, what's wrong?

And they go, oh, you want to start it now, do you? And then you end up bickering at the party. No one likes the bickering couple at the party. But then you're going through what is an incredible time at the mecgall, miserable because you haven't finally sorted it until home time. Yeah, and do you know what I have been thinking makes it so much worse? Being dressed up at a dumb outfit. Yeah.

Like, even though it's a very fancy dress, I'm like thinking how dumb you would feel when you're bickering, you don't want to be there, you're obviously in a bad moon, you've had a fight, and you're wearing this big stupid space. dress. The most uncomfortable you've ever been. You're trying to like try and have an argument and talk. And there's these beautiful women around you

and these like not big dresses. I would have been like ASE at Rockie. I would have been like, you know what, babe? I can't take you seriously. You look like a space people. Right, Matt Gullin, 3343 if you want to be a flower in the wall. Holy shit. You made it the whole way through. If you want more, find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast.

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