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Episode Date: November 20, 2025

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This is a podcast from Rover. If you've ever sent a risky text and then throwing your phone across the room, you'll fit right in here. This is the Clint Megandandand podcast. Bej Brickie. Clint Megandan with Ashlander Hitts harder in Auckland. Good morning, 6am Friday. We made it.

We got to the end of the week. Did we make it? Yeah, of coffee, Dad. Yeah, we've made it here. We're all alive. You've got your MAGA hat on today, Daniel. Yes, I do. Finally, coming out.

Do you know? Of the mega closet. Okay, one thing Trump said that you agree with. Bring out of vegans once. I don't like vegans. Bring back plastic straws. He said he was going to bring them back. And I think just for certain situations,

like if you're having like a big gulp at a movie, like a paper straw. Just B.Y-O straw, doll. P-Y-O. Paper straw ain't going to last. The two hours. Just B. Wayo though. You can get your own straw, a reusable straw that's like hard, tough.

Carry it around with me. You can do it, both. And it gets dirty. Like if we've constantly got into the pocket and you've got like cash, Clint's always got cash in his pocket. What I think is they should default to paper, but then they have plastic options. But like you get a little bit shamed for it, but that's fine. Would you like a plastic straw that's going to strangle a dolphin?

Yes, okay, here you go. Same with it, the supermarket. And they go, oh, plastic bag. And you go, yeah, just give me one. Yeah. And they go, oh, really. What's doing that anymore? I know none, but they think they should have the shameful plastic option.

Do you know what my shameful version of that is now? Because I refuse to go into Woolworths and sometimes I get stuck I need to do a Woolworth's delivery to get the Woolworths. In my bottom draw now, this morning I opened it up to get a bag out. I reckon there is no joke. 200 of those paper Woolworth's delivery bags. Yeah, but they are decomposable. That's the difference.

Are they decomposible? Decompostable? I've never heard of that. Composible. What's the Dcomposed for? D's nuts Got him Sorry my coffee's just kicked

I think a little bit left You need a bit of humour in there I think Mix it in Clint Meg and Dan Oh my God They're about to jump into our 6am throwback Us versus the playlist Oh

Oh yes Good song And now you fellas leave you're going to friends Because it's 1130 and the club is Jumping Jumping Good song When was the last time you were in a club at 11.30, Dan? PM.

11. Not a club. I haven't been to a club in probably three years, three or four years. I've been 10 years. Yeah. I feel like, did we go out when we were in crush it? No, I suppose it was a bar. I would have been a bar. A club's more like a, yeah, like a nightclub.

There's a dance floor. There's lighting. You know, everybody's getting crunchy. And we left totally without Bella. And then Dan got out of the taxi and ran back to the club and pretended that he hadn't left. Shush. And he was like, oh, I don't want it to feel bad, which is lovely of you, Dan.

And then he was like, oh, and then he did the whole Bella. They were, where's Clinton Ash? We left our 20-year-old producer in the middle of Christchurch alone, while us three hoity-toity announcers went home in an Uber together. Bella, our web girl doesn't have to be up at four. Yeah. So we were like, we thought she wanted to keep drinking. It was a free bar.

Yeah. And he just runs back across. Go, go get it. And then I was sharing a hotel with Bella, so then she, rocked up, like, 20 minutes. I was like, sorry, baby, we lost it. Yeah, sorry about that. And I came back with Dan, I'm like, oh yeah, he was waiting for you. What did, I'd love to hear how the conversation went down when Dan saw Bella and how much he threw you and I under the bus. I didn't, I don't know

where Ash and Clint went. They sort of just left, eh? I'm not aware. So anyway, I did throw you under the bus. Today's Carly Ray Jepson's birthday. Oh, you know, she's a lot older than you think. I think she's my age. Yeah, she's really old. She was born in 1985, which makes her 40, if not already. A big 4-0 for Carly Hey, I just make you And this is crazy How embarrassing to be 40 years old And to have to sing this guy

She had other songs, hey, Carly Rachel, really, really, really, really, really like you Yeah That's her best song, I think There's a few, she also did That one with Al City as well He was like massive with fireflies and stuff Hey, and they just disappeared

Yeah It's always a good time Can you see if we've got, I really rely. Let's play this. Let's play this. And I want you. And you want me to. Do you want me to? Oh, I did. Yeah. I mean, this is

you are your very gayest dad. This is when I love you. You know, I first started at the edge and that song had just come out, I believe. Yeah, yeah. I love this song too. Cut to the feeling. Yeah, because everyone thinks she's a one-hit wonder. All righty. That's the album Emotion and it's full of bangers.

We love you, Carly Ray. Yeah, happy 40th. Babe. Megan Dan Lashko Like Dan, just at the end of that song Was Humping Our Spinning Wheel Bro, you're a pig too early, mate You're gonna crash by 9

I showed that wedding wheel a good time Oh my God And then Dan spins the wheel and goes And Carl goes, what's it gonna be? And he goes, P for party! But it's only got Ash A, C, Clint and D Dan I thought he was gonna Yes, I thought I'm very nilt dirty

Yeah Oh, I needed that, it was a great little dance Carly Roe Jipson 40 years old today Who knew? Happy birthday, see. She's a gay icon, you know. Hey, it's probably the perfect time to remind you that we're going to be putting a whole lot of bangers like that together, like 64 of the best songs, the best throwbacks from the 2000.

You need to, as of Monday, jump online and suggest what song you think deserves to be in a top 64 battle. And by picking your favourite songs, you go on the draw to one of a thousand bucks on the roadmap. Clint is still angry that his cash a B-side didn't get a play. playing for the people You play the hook And on 3343 You know Sanjay Marilyn We know you're up

We know you're listening You let us know If A you know this song And B you think it's a b Because old man's like How come you dance in Carly Ray When this is a B It's not even as my catcher song

My point is that Raising Hell is not Carly Ray Jepson's banger That's a B side to Carly Ray And we bloody just frothed it Because it's not a B side It's a certified A side bonger That was a single.

That was a very big single where it came out. Because Call Me Maybe is her tune, right? Yeah, but she's for other songs. Or Timba, sure. But... Mama raised me well, but I don't want to go to heaven without raising hell. Get it. I mean, it's time.

I've never heard it. He's never heard it. You call my sister-in-law. This will get her dancing on a table every time. Very niche. Because you played at, you know, Randall Family. Christmas. I'm going to send your video.

Okay, I'll do this. I believe you. Okay, my sister-in-law, you may know her if you're a Shorten Street watcher. Never heard of her. She plays Dawn on Shorn Street, has for five or six years. It's taken a little bit of a break when she had her baby. I'm going to secretly, next time we're at a family get together, I'm going to just put the song on and I'm going to secretly film her.

She'll be on the table and dancing. I believe you, but, you know, my brother loves the smashing pumpkins. Does that mean that the smashing pumpkins should be? Any song that can get someone dancing on a table without being ass has to be a banger So a bit of a mixed bag on the text machine Viv, she said never heard it

Yep Someone else has said Songs great but never heard it Someone else said not a radio banger clint Shut up You added the He added the shut up Ash Yeah

So thank you Shikana Viv and Josh For agreeing with us We love you guys Okay I'm so excited for this Now that's what I call a whatever the thing's called knockout playlist. Yeah. What's it called?

No, that's what I call knockout. That's what I call knockout. You know, I have a theory as well, which I'll share with you guys later on this morning. But I think it sort of just decides what is a banger and what's not. Oh, I love this. Yeah. You could hear it from just one little thing in the song, and I'll tell you what it is. Okay.

It sounds like my kind of game to play. All thanks to Novice Glass, Winscreen, Chip, or Crack. You can contact your local Novice Glass Branch Direct, but get voting as of Monday, and you go on the draw on $1,000. Just for telling us what you think deserves to be in the top 64 bangers of the 2000s. I love a countdown. Oh, me too, big time. And like a knockout battle, there's nothing better.

To the death. But Dan has a lot of rules when he comes to his countdowns. He doesn't love a countdown to Christmas in November. But in December, oh my goodness me, get me one of those Advent calendars. I'll be counting down the days, baby. I bought my best friend a chocolate, what are they called? Chocolonely, you know, the Tony's chocolate, really nice chocolate. It's like 37 bucks.

Yeah, but you pay for what you get with chocolate. Yeah, and it is good chocolate. Oh, I was like, where's that come from? Evvian calendar, chocolate in the calendar, gotcha. Maybe I'll buy that for the team for Christmas because it's nice. Well, you need to get it in nine days. Oh, I saw the elves, you know, elves on the shelf. I hear you're supposed to start them on the 1st of December.

That's up to them when they started. Well, our elves got magic and started early. My wife was not happy, and then I saw them this morning. Santa's taking their powers off them. Oh, because they went too early. They went too early and too naughty. And they saw that written a note and it said Sanders taking our powers off

I stole the first of December and they got angry and drew on the walls. How are the kids going to go with that, do you think? Well, Santa's the boss. He is the boss. He's pulling rag. You know, he is the boss. How's that sunlight coming into the studio? That is...

Oh, take a photo of me. I'm in perfect lighting. You are. That's what made me notice it. I was bouncing off your hair on your fake brown skin clintlay. No, I haven't like 10, but like over a month. It's beautiful. Oh, screw you. Okay, thanks. That is gorgeous.

That is beautiful. First call of the day. Come on. Give us a bout. It's bloody Friday, man. Everyone's in a good mood, surely. Especially after that. Ew.

Clint, Megan, Dan. Friday morning and about to chat to somebody for the very first time. First call of the day. First call of the day. Hopefully it'll set us up for the rest of the day going into the weekend. Morning, Claire, from Mill Day. in Auckland. Why is that not working?

You're going to have to grab it. Clit my screen's frozen. Boom, I got you. Hey, Claire. Hi, how are you? Good, babe. What's happening this weekend with you? Well, I was up early on a Friday, which I'm not normally up this early.

I thought I'd go to gym, start the weekend off good. Hopefully just go to the beach, enjoy some weather. We've got a couple of crazy weekends coming about, so maybe just take it easier a bit this weekend. having a few drinks tonight and that's about it You sound lovely Claire What's your poisonous choice

What do you like to What do you like to drink on a Friday Well Gin, Broseco Wine Whatever is going My type of girl We just keep changing it up

Because we can't make up our mind That's when you get into Hungover Territory When you change it up too much You start with like an apparel spritz Probably at like 4 o'clock in the Ava Yes Yes that sounds good

Ash and I went out the other night and we mixed our drinks, didn't we? Big mistake. We were hung over for two days. Yes. Not good. Not good. Do you know what I think we need to bring back team?

Is the PIMS, a jug of PIMS? Yeah, I don't know what to really mix it with. You put PIMS and then you put a lemonade, I believe, like a Sprite. Okay. And then you put your fruit. So your strawberry and et cetera. Maybe some citrus. Am I right there?

Maybe even a mint, Claire? Yes. And you can anyone put some cucumber in it? Cucumber. No, you're absolutely right, Claire. I forgot about the kirk. Claire's like the sensei. She's an exologist.

Teach me always, Claire. Now, as Mildale uses, it says here you're for Mildale, Claire, is that a lot like, what is it the other place that were a lot of South African people live in Auckland? Browns Bay. Browns Bay. Yeah, is it actually? Yeah, a lot of people.

What is it about South Africans that all like to congregate into the same place, Claire? Is that like a thing where everyone gets chatting going, where do you live? And they go, well, Brown's base nice. And they go, okay. Or is it just coincidence? No, it's just coincidence, I guess. And we like to be close to the ocean. And I guess you like to live with people of your own kind, right?

You know, like if you know someone from South Africa, you'd move to the same sort of area. That's why I heard that all the hot bitches live in Sandringham, so I was like, I better go there then. I was going to say, why? I love my people. Why don't you move there? bring it down the vise. Yeah, my wife lives there. Well, you are on the boundary lines.

I made sense. I went there once and they chased me away. All the hollies. Out to go. Oh, good on you, Claire. Thanks for calling, mate. Yeah, have a wonderful weekend with your family, my love. Thank you.

Have a good weekend, guys. And don't drink too much. And happy Friday. Yeah, happy Friday. You hope there we'll get you a voucher to go spend and store a Z from our show's sponsor, Claire, for giving us your time this morning. Thank you very much. You're very welcome.

Gourmet chicken, cranberry and brie pie. They've got so many different ones because they've got the pork belly one and then they've got the... The jalapeno one. Yeah. Chicken and cranberry goes together well, like that. And Brie, babe. Really get those combos bang on. And Viv said Pims and L&P is a good one.

Hey, what is the L&P? Is it lemon? It's lemon and pyro. And it's got pyro in it too. I'm not familiar with pyro. Yeah, that's just the name of the place that makes it. Oh, it's not a fruit. Nah.

So Pairoa is where they make it. and I guess they just mix. It's almost like their secret recipe with lemon. Yeah. I'm into that. But there's something different about an L&P to a normal lemonade. There is, admitted it. Oh, definitely.

Yeah, no. Producer Carl, do you know what is in the pie at all? Absolutely, no idea. But should I go see if there's one in the vending machine and Ash can have her first one? Have you never had an L&P? No way. Oh, my God.

Okay, don't even, it's not even like a lemonade. It's like if a lemonade ended up having a baby with... I'll go see if I can find one. Yeah, go on. Yes, Lily. Actually, there's one on your husband's disc. Is there? I'm not even kidding.

It's been his. It's mine now, man. What's his is mine? Mine is his. Yeah, but it's a nice crisp cold one. There's an ice machine. Also, Carl Lane's messaged, and she's nailed it. It's not lemonade that you put Pims with.

It's ginger ale. Okay. That's what you've got to do. Gingerail, Pim's, cucumber, strawberry, mint. God, anyone else feel like they need a drink? Yes. Now, we've done that once before, and it was a nightmare, remember? That's right.

And we got in big trouble with you. We go. Gossip and Entertainment. Scandal. Clit megan Dan with Ash London. Scandal. Cassie Henderson, an awesome Kiwi up-and-coming pop star.

She was on the Voice Australia. Made it to the grand final. Didn't win. But generally, you don't want to win these things. You want to come second. So you get a bit of experience, get a bit of exposure, and then you can negotiate your own deal,

do your own thing. The crazy thing about Cassie Henderson, as we say an up-and-coming, she's been around for like over 10 years, though, because she was on Ex Factor New Zealand. She was like a 12? She was like 13 or something when she was on it

So I feel like she's been around forever Like a veteran But I think her career Has only really started to take off For the last year or so I discovered her when seconds to midnight came out Great song So she was on the voice

And she did a cover of Chapel Rhone's Good Luck Babe Which sounds like this This is a song that propelled Chapel into superstardom So Cassie did her own version of as she plays guitar She made it kind of a bit rockier, and now she's released as a single. And it sounds like this. I know it's cool. You can say the way of nothing, but you know the truth.

And guess I'm the fool with the arms are like an angel through the car, son. I don't want to call it off. Yeah. It's cool, hey. I love Only want to be the one that I call baby You She kissed a hundred boys

And voice It's a voice It's not a straight cover Exactly right She's casified it She's more like I feel like it's that old school Girl rock

Yeah That you caught a lot more In those like early 2000s Yeah She's incredible really Because a lot of people As I said

It's been over 10 years I would like to say Closer to 15 since she was on X1 factor and a lot of people would have given up, you know, and going, oh, you know, it wasn't for me, I've never cracked it, and yet all this time, she's just starting now

to kind of hit the big time. How many people though that are super successful have that exact same story, been like, I was grinding away with a podcast that no one's listening to for three years, and then it blew up, and you go, how many people are doing a podcast every week that no one's listening to for three years? Well, it's like, look at

Sabrina Carpenter. She got nominated last year at the Grammys for Best New Artist, and she was like four albums in. Yeah. And she was laughing when they announced it. She's so happy, but she's like, I've been doing this for 10 years. And now I'm getting a best new artist. It's a bit of a kick in the TV. Yeah, yeah. She was making money the whole time. She wasn't like

some, you know, like doing gigs to 10 people. And it wasn't like her other albums sucked. No. You know, they were all pretty good. But I think so. I mean, these days, you've got you Olivia Rodriguez who like crack stardom straight away from TikTok, whatever. But there's a lot to be said about people who just stick to the grind, even

when you're not getting that like initial feedback or that, you know, success. straight away. It says a lot about a person when they're willing to keep going, keep believing, and often they're the ones. It's the resilience that pays off. So, good on you, Cassie. And it's not all just talent, hey? You know, like you can be the best singer in the world

and never get discovered. It's just how much drive you have, who you know. And then timing. It's just crazy timing, you know, and some people just never get into that kind of magic pocket. And specifically those reality TV shows, there was a window of opportunity that closes very quickly off the back of a show like that. And some

will utilise that moment better. than others, and I think Cassie seems to be doing great off the back of it. Like, apart from Shannon Noel didn't even win, Stan Walker and Guy Sebastian. True. I mean... Let's not forget Clay Aiken, he's kicking

goals, isn't he? We're going to talk about America, Kelly Clark. She's the only one. And Adam Lambert. Yeah, Lambert, true. Yeah. Kiry Underwood. Oh, yeah, she's amazing. She's still doing stuff. But that's like three people out of what, probably 30 seasons.

True. Does anyone remember Ruben studded? Yeah, he won against Clay Aiken That was one of the OG ones and stuff But still, I don't know They're probably still doing stuff But not on the stage that... They probably still making money

America's a huge market You know, like appearances They'll be doing musicals and stuff You know on Broadway But you never hear about the main But God, no one's better than Kelly Clarkson And Fantasia and Jennifer Hudson Fantasia Barino!

Yeah, she's amazing singer And Jennifer Hudson of course Because it's actually been quite a few Yeah Yeah but that's like less than 10 out of 30 years Chris Daughtry Oh now we're scraping the barrel Daughtry's not from

Who, which one was he? Isn't Daughtry the one that, oh, look it in the system. Sorry, I know the break's gone too long, everybody, but I need to find out. But Chris, I was like, he did a little bit of stuff. Yeah, Daughtry. Isn't he the one that's like, um, uh, flip? DoorTree. Um, he was one of the early women.

Is that horse tree? Oh, yeah. To place where I belong. Oh, he was an American Idol. He was one of the early winners. He went further than I thought he would have gone, but yeah. Was he it in a year? No, he must have been.

I remember I used to work at the Rock for a while on this, that he was on the Rock. Really? I never knew that Daughtry from Daughtry, the band Daughtry, who is from American Idol either. Good on. Get it, Daughtry. This is a throwback. It's time to get naughty at 640. I had to stop, I have to give up on my smutty book this week.

I don't know. Too much smart, not enough plot. So this is, I listen to it in the car when I'm alone, right? As an audio book? Yeah, because it's not, usually it's not all smart. There's like some plot. Okay, so, sorry, just as a side tangent, what areas of your life are you listening to smart? Like, gym, grocery store?

It's generally, after work, no, after work, when I'm driving from work to home, I'm listening, and then maybe on the way to Kindi, but then that's all. What if there's a really saucy scene? Yeah, do you get home? Do you have to pull over? No. No, because I think I would be dissent it does to it at this point. No, but like if you're driving home,

if I knew my wife was listening to Smart and she was on her way home, that would be my window of opportunity. I would be like she's... Well, unfortunately for Adrian, he's at work when I get home from work. But if I was him, I'd go home. If he was smart, he'd be like, oh, you're going to listen to... I'm going to work from home this afternoon, babe. Just do with that information what you will.

be a good idea. Maybe that's what you should, maybe like, it could be a tip if you're out there and you're thinking, how do I help my wife feel sexy? Maybe you need to get her a nice smutty book to me? I really want to, I've never read a smutty book, and I think I should. I want to give it a go. But it's mainly it's for women, right? Because guys would just get all... You can get rom-com ones. Like, Emily Henry is a great author, and it's like 95% rom-com with one or two great adult scenes in the whole book. You'd enjoy those, because it's great ban, good vibe. And you love a rom-comcom. I got into that fourth-wing. Iron Flame, all that stuff, right?

Wasn't enough of it for me in them. Oh, okay. Enough smart. Yeah. I always found, because maybe I'm an overthinker. Maybe. You're definitely an overthinker, bads. No, but maybe this is why I don't find it like hot.

When they're finally getting it on, I'm just picturing some woman on her own, on her computer, just tapping away, and I know it's not real. Oh, that's sad for you. In my mind, it's very real, and they're all real people and real characters. You could say that about any type of, like, media. I suppose them riding the dragons, is fake as well because she's also tapping away

but yeah I don't know doesn't really do it for me Emma just said hey Dan read Akita that's a court of thought on roses or my friend, a guy friends loved it that's a great one Thanks Emma I will I think my wife's got the books

So maybe I should read it Because it's a bit of fantasy That's still like fighting And man stuff And then there's some sexy times Careful When you've been reading one of these books One of the more racy ones

you know, have you ever Oh God, that Never do that Used a typewriter? No, but have you ever, it hasn't been so good that you've... Yeah, of course. Really?

Of course. Every person that's read one of these books has at one point gone. Have you? I never read iron, I got through all three of those books and never did that. But it's different.

For women, it's all very emotion We need to feel like we're in the story and we know the characters. In the car? No, it's not in the car, Daniel. Hopefully not on the way to Kindy. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Now you've taken it to the bad place you're weirdos

And it's not every time at all It's every now and then Yes that's normal and natural But they're amazing books And it's very hard to read I drive from Auckland to Hamilton Every day for work Someone's text in

And listen to graphic audio smart Best thing ever I recommend Zodiac Academy I'm not here's Zodiac Academy Oh I can't read her name Because she probably doesn't know Her name comes up Oh that's fine

I think that's good I think it's very healthy Of course it is So now I'm going to be When I'm driving around the motorway and I'm looking over, I'm going to be like, are they listening to smart? Are they listening to smart? Especially if you're driving next to Ash.

I'm just fanning my face, driving with one-off. Don't you drive the work car as well? She drives one of the road runners. Step into the Lord Confessional. We've got your double pass to Lord. The last double pass. If you want to confess your darkest, funniest or most outrageous secrets, like you, you know, like they do back in the day

or they still do that? To priests where they hop into the box and confess. I think hardcore Catholics do. Really? Yeah. Yeah, like it's real hardcore if you go in a confessional.

But what they don't do and I don't think they've ever done is they go, all right, I forgive you. Here's a double past to Lord in February. Yeah, they do five, our father's, ten Hail Marys and then off you go to Lord, Babson. Yeah, but that's what we do as a bit of a, make good, I suppose.

Yeah, we'll just be like, hey, here you go, go to Lord, you're forgiven. There's a bit of a cue today. Yeah, are we using. real names for all these people that have called through? Is everyone, Carl, everyone okay for us to say their names? They're all our daughters. Okay, let's go, Marie first.

Marie, step into the confessions box. What have you been up to? You naughty, naughty girl? You've said my name. Okay, do you want us to put you on hold again? Okay, we'll put you on hold again and we'll come back to you. Okay, hold on. Sarah, good morning.

Good morning. Hi, Sarah from Napier has called. What is your confession, my love? Well, you see, I am actually in a highly respected profession, so I probably shouldn't say what my job is. Don't, don't. So I had a colleague that wanted my job, wanted my role, and I've been in my job for probably over 20 years,

and I think he'd do a pretty good job. So he started writing letters to my boss about things I was doing that I wasn't doing. What a dog. Yeah, so he really pissed me off So one day I dressed up Undercover I got on my bike

And I bike down the street I knew where he lived And I scaled his fence With a whole lot of bottles of food colouring Stucked down my bra And I scaled the fence Poured all the food colouring through his sparpal You dirty, dirty dog Marie

Sarah Sarah! Sarah! Sarah! Sarah! Sarah! Nordy Sarah from Napier Whoa, he deserved it, though. You can't be undermining colleagues and lying about them. Did he even find out, Mary, Sarah? No, no, never found out. No, it's my deepest, darkest secret.

I'm a good person. I believe you are, babes. Well, your secret's safe with us, Marie. Sarah, hold there, Sarah. Let's go to Rebecca. Rebecca, what is your son? It was just happened a long time ago, but my friend and I, best friend at the time,

We were always given, I think, $5 at the time to go to McDonald's to buy a Happy Meal. So I would bike to McDonald's and have a play and then have to bike home. But on this one occasion, after we left McDonald's, we had out, well, you'd always take our box home because who didn't keep the Happy Meal boxes. And on the way home, I was biking, and all of a sudden, I go to a really upset tummy. I go really upset tummy. And so, you know, I told my best friend, and she said, oh, go to Lower Hart Library, because the toilets will be open there.

so we got to the library, got to the door and the library was closed and by then it was too late I needed to go and we had the bright idea that we had the box or we had the chip packet but I didn't want to ruin the box

so it wasn't a hard poo either it was very running sort-tumby poo and so I grabbed sorry you had to tell of them detail I had to grab the chip packet

which is empty and clearly it's not big enough so it caught about a quarter of it and didn't know what to do

I only had my toads on Jesus yeah sounds like you ruin the box I don't need to go into too much more details but I don't know to I'm talking to be honest

Rebecca I think we're all quite visually imagining what happened there yeah I probably never looked at a happy meal Yeah. A bit of a soft serve on there. Wow.

How can we do it? Wasn't a nice bike right home. Yeah, she still got. Love that, Rebecca. Rebecca, we're going to give you a double pass and we're going to send you to Lord and Feb. Hey, what about? Sarah and Nancy Marie.

You mean Sarah? Yeah, Sarah from Napier. It's Bloody Friday. We're going to send you to Lord as well, but. Yay. Well done. Enjoy that. So Sarah and Rebecca, you both enjoy your double past the Lord when she's here in Feb.

Chuck it in the Diaries. It's going to be a hell of a concert. Sold out, but you'll be there. Thanks, Sarah. Thanks, Marie. You're welcome. She's got her fake name. Thank you, thank you.

It's a problem when you give a fake name, Marie. You have to remember it, okay? Oh, God. Megan Dan. The Edge 1K.E.Z. Practice makes perfect. And now you can play anytime online. Yeah, get amongst the game on the Rover app.

Go on the draw to win a thousand. bucks if you get 10 out of 10. Otherwise, thanks to Nova's glass, we'll give you a crack in it right now. No going in the drawer. If you give us 10 answers and 30 seconds, the cash is yours. You can pass, but no repeated answers. Those are the rules.

Jade from Matamata is playing this morning. Morning, Jade? Morning, Jane. You're getting married soon. I am. I am. Very exciting. That's awesome.

And you're studying to be a paramedic? Yes. That is so cool. Amazing. I honestly take my hat off to paramedics, the best, like some of the best people, I reckon. Actual real life angels, because if you're in a situation and you're desperate for help and the paramedics rock up, thank God. I heard most of them do it for the money, though. Yeah, money's really good, isn't it, Dave.

I don't know about that. Most of them are millionaires. Should be, should be. That's why I'm trying to win this money. Right, all right. Jay, we want you to win, all right? So calm yourself. We want you to win it.

It's Friday. I'm feeling good. We're due a win. What's your letter? All right, your letter today is I. I for, A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H. I. I love you doing them. Yeah, you could have seen me myself and I.

I don't want to give away an answer and then get in trouble for making it to you. You know what I'm saying, Jade. All right, beginning with I. Can I please have a name? Indigo. A movie. Insidious. A city.

Pass. Something you use every day. Um, oh my gosh iPad An animal Pass A famous song Uh

Oh I can't say it twice No pass Something you send somebody Oh my god Invitation Yeah there we're Hoping you get invitation Oh my god

Yeah they were hard They weren't They were really hard A city Istanbul Invocagal Indianapolis Ibiza Oh, of course.

An animal iguana. You know what didn't help. You're indicated ticking away in the background there. That would have thrown me off. It was kind of comforting to me. Jayda, I hope you have a wonderful wedding. Thank you so much. Thank you.

Love you, darling. Good luck with you days. Yeah. Oh, it's so hard when you get on air. You know, the pressure gets to you. Clinton, you know when you go see a movie or it's a theatre show and underneath like the, I guess the title of the film, it'll say, an absolute masterpiece.

Brilliant, in quotes. What are people saying about Hit the Spot over in Australia, Ash? Well, my mate Craig, who's, oh, he gave me my first job in radio. He was like the King of Australian Radio. Now he runs a podcast called Game Changes. Yeah, I listen to Game Changes. He said, We could hit the spot, the best segment on radio anyway. Hope you good, Ash.

Oh, that's good. Does he know what's like, does he keep an eye over the whole world of radio? Is it just Australia and New Zealand? Every radio show that's ever on the radio in any country he's listening to. He said it's the best in the world. He's seen everything. He doesn't even sleep. He's just on every world, world clock.

What's Uganda up to? What are they doing in Singapore radio? Uganda's not doing much, are they? Hey, but don't make assumptions about Uganda and radio. I've never seen anything good from Uganda and radio. Well, you might have missed that if you're someone that's listening to us around this time, maybe you're still not listening to us at 8. You may have missed Dan taking on Define Gravity, one of the, if not the biggest song in the Wicked franchise.

and the biggest film in the world right now. It's out in cinemas everywhere in New Zealand. And Dan yesterday decided to take it on with a choir of 20. Take a listen. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit the spot.

One of our favorite radio games where we will sing along to a song, pull down the music, continue to sing and bring it right back at the Cristundo moment. And then we lose our minds if Dan is still in time. And when Clint says we, we don't do anything. We just stand here. Generally, Dan does all the hard work. Oh, I don't know about it. I mean, it's a team effort.

We've got a big team behind you at the moment. A huge team. A choir has joined us. Yeah, the Stimum Choir. They're looking great, the sound and wonderful. Yeah. Robin, you're the conductor of this bunch. How many hours do you think you guys have put in

up until this point to learn the parts of the song that Dan has requested? I mean, at least 0.75? We'll take it. Sounds like he left it to the last minute, if I'm honest. Dan's been a few hours and we're about to find out in 45 seconds whether it was all worth it. or not.

Okay. Just have an air of calm in the studio, right? Let's take a deep breath. One of the hardest songs in musical theatre to hit the spot. It's one of the most

hardest songs in musical theatre to sing, let alone hit the spark. Yeah, I've done it down an octave. It's all good. Here we go. Okay, is everyone ready? Yeah, I'm ready.

You guys ready? Let's do it! Come on! Hit the jams, Clinton. All right, as always, I'm going to give you a little bit of vocal your rhythm and then I'm going to bring Alphabet down and I'd normally say you're on your own den but you and the choir

are on your own nobody in all of us no wizard that there is or was is ever gonna bring me Bring me down to bring her

Throwing her, no, bring her, no way to die. You guys are amazing. Are we kidding? Let's hear it. I love God! Everybody! After the stage,

and the studio, Stained down on his knees the choir of praising him. That was absolutely unbelievable. I wish you guys would hear how amazing it sounded in the studio. The Stimong Choir,

we owe you forever thank you so much guys thank you for helping us scale it back this week and let me just say this next week definitely scaling it back stop teasing us Daniel Webby amazing Daniel you are our absolute hero darling

we never doubt we doubted him a little bit I will say a little bit of we came out wow ladies and gentlemen that has hit the spot Wicked Edition, Daniel Webby, in our choir. Clint, Megan, Dan. Let's find out what your Uber stats say about you. If you want to get amongst us, all you need to do is hit account, settings, privacy.

Just those three. Account settings, privacy. And then, top left, it'll have like a privacy summary. And when you click on it, it'll tell you how long you have had Uber 4, how many one-star ratings you've got. And the very important one I think is how many times you've ordered Uber Eats. Yeah, that's a real telling one. Really is. How long have you guys been with Uber 4,608 days?

God, you're a early adopter. Yeah. I was about 3,3344 days. 3,785 days. Maybe it came to Australia before NZ, though. But I got mine more than a year before you, Clint, if that's the case. Because you want the 3,300 and something. Wow.

Hmm. Okay. How many trips have you taken with Uber, which I all think, says, Maybe a lot about how often you're drinking. That's not me. I'm just lazy. How about how many of you go? I've done 193 trips.

I've done 380 trips. Oh, Jesus. What a dear. 825. Whoa. Pass off. 825 trips. Really?

Wow. That's a ooze hag. No, it's not. I'm lazy hag. Well, why? I only get an Uber because I can't drive my car because I'm probably going to have a couple of beers. Why would that be?

Is it because you didn't have a car somewhere and you're Uber and constantly? No, I just don't like parking in a seat. and I travel a lot for work. Okay. Wow. Okay. It'll give you a rating.

What is your overall rating as an Uber passenger? 4.82. Oh, 4.83. 4.94. Wow. And if you click on your rating, how many one stars have you gotten? So you just got to scroll down to where it's ratings. You go view my rating.

How many one stars have you been given? But I've got four times more trips than you. So mine's going to be more. 11, 1 star 111 star That would only be because it's like I've called an Uber and couldn't find it So then they've cancelled on me and giving me

How many of those would be a soilage? I've never soiled an Uber Why are you doing the nose Pinocchio thing? I'm not doing it. I've never soiled an Uber Do you know anyone that has? I've never either. Yeah, yeah, it's probably has.

I think she did throw up in one year and she had to clean it herself the Uber driver made her do it. I wouldn't get Yaz to clean it. No, 1 stars. I've got three. Wow. How many times you've ordered Uber Eats?

Oh, God, that's scary. 223. Wow, that's so much. Wow, 45. 45. Actually? 45, yeah. Why would you order Uber Eats when you've got Jamie cooking your meals?

Wow. Yeah. I don't need to say how many times I've ordered Uber Eats. Say it. 444. You need help. You need to seriously. Most of those are breakfast.

fists that you've had half off, mate, so you need to get off your high horse. I call Ash the Gravy Train because she always buys Uber Eats and I never have to pay her back. Can anyone, if you go into your Uber account and you go account settings privacy and then the top left it'll say privacy summary, and you can click on it. Has anyone ordered Uber Eats more than 400 more? 444 times. That is incredible. Think how much money you would have saved if you'd never done that. That's thousands of dollars.

And it's not including all the times we've used Adrian's Uber Eats. Your husband The only people that have more You know cow from The Day Show He would have ordered it more than you He gets it almost on the daily So how much would you be spending on average per 60 bucks probably

That's for me, your buddy and Adrian That's $24,000 on Uber Eats Incredible Yeah but if you If I make a meal for the three of us Look at producers On his eyes That's over 10 years

That's a house deposit And I'd rather have have 10 years of Uber Eats than a house deposit. If I weigh up the joy. That's crazy. I don't feel bad about that. 444. And I'm not having burgers. Hey, someone's texted there with a bigger number.

610 Uber Eats trips. We need to get that person on. Yeah, I need all the details. 610? I wonder what they're doing. Is it Maca's? 930 Uber trips. And 5754 Uber Eats.

Wow. Some Debbie said she's only been on it for 2,000 days. and she's got 514 Uber Eats. Debbie, you need to delete the apps from your phone. She's getting it 400 times a year. She's getting it every day on average. Especially Uber Eats. Uber Eats is talking about if you just turned it.

Yeah. Lucky girl, otherwise, am I right? Tegan, so you were 610 times ordering Uber Eats? Yeah. Wow. Does that number surprise you or are you like, nah, checks out? A little bit. A little bit to like my partner at work, you know.

What's your go-to? What's the main thing you're ordering on Uber Eats? Ours is probably Macas or Chinese for dinner, you know? Yeah, I love a Chinese. You know what? Whenever I go home, my life goes, let's get Uber Eats for dinner. It's a good day. It really is.

But not 610 times. Well, that's the one to beat. If you can beat Tegan's, 610 Uber Eats trips, just go into your account, just into Uber. Not Uber, just go into Uber and go account, settings, privacy. Top left, you'll see Privacy Summary. Click on that. And someone needs to message Cal to see if he can beat six. 110.

He's got an issue. We'll just give him a call. All right, we're getting to a producer's diary coming up next. Our producer Nipes is thrown together all the best bits from this week that he didn't want you to miss. Sorry, three people have now texted to say call Cal from days. He's renowned. He's renowned. In Ontario, seems to know that Cal is renowned for him.

He's famous for it. We do that. Let's quickly go to Cal from Cal Ania's Days. We're talking about Uber Eats and how many orders we've placed. You can find out just by going into your Uber account settings. Now, Cal, we've had numerous texts come through going, Ask Cal, Ask Cal, he gets Uber Eats way too much. Yeah, because the most anyone has ordered Uber Eats is 610 times.

Cow, how many times have you ordered Uber Eats? 612. Oh, do you reckon? Bowed down to the master. Oh, far out. Where to go. My goodness. Mate, that would have paid off your tax bill.

Yeah. That's right. You've got an $8,000 tax bill. I think it's 13 now. What's your go to, Dylan? I kind of switch it up all the time. I usually have the same thing for maybe like three, four weeks and then I move it. But at the moment, pork roast.

Pork roast. Producer Carl's got the average if you're wondering where you sit. I've just done some quick muffs. I kind of saw average of $30 an order, right? $18,360. That would more than cover. Yeah. But is it worth it, Cal?

You don't look back and regret it, do you? Shit, yeah, it's worth it. Come on, that's my boy. You should be, like, their top customer. They should be giving you, like, presents at the end of the year. You should get an Uber deal. If you want to find out, just go account, then settings, then privacy. Top left, you'll see privacy summary.

Click on that, and I'll give you a rundown of all your data. that they have on you. I only do it if you don't want to feel bad about your life, though. Yeah. To the highlights of the week, according to our producer Nipio. Yeah, yes, please. All right, this is meant to entice you to listen to more of the show. If you go, I don't remember that.

It's like, you're not listening enough. Also, come back, I say, Neeps has taken today off. So does that mean that he's been so brutal in the producer die? He's like, I don't want to be there when they play this out. He's like pulled the pin on the grenade and throwing it in and then run off. Well, let's find out. At Samaria, good morning and welcome back to another producer diary. Man, what a massive week it's been with Wicked Release Week.

Plus, the greatest hit the spot moment today. All right, let's get into it. On Monday morning, we got chatting about the Randall's family traditions and possibly the Webbies as well. I remember one time the neighbour came over and spoke to mum goes, what's going on with your electrics? Because your whole house was all dark and you guys all were candles lit. Mum goes, oh no, we just do candlelit dinners.

I didn't know that kids didn't do candlelit dinners like once a week. And they all used to all brown nude in front of each. We had the webbed tradition to the random ones We just did the candle Maybe they had the lights I'm so they didn't see each other's junk all the time Ash brought her poo to work

on Tuesday morning Sorry more context She was getting her microbiome checked But I think it was the postman That really lost out on this way Ash needs to go before the end of the show Up to the post office And hand her feces to a man there

So We're gonna finish this prank Reducer Carl Does that mean that some poor, unknowing postman is going to be handling your crap today. As I said. We got chatting about live action remakes of animated films and Ash told us that she hasn't seen one of the greatest remakes of this year.

I've never seen How to Train Your Dragon. Then you should start with the live action remake because I thought they did a really good job. What's the premise of How to Train Your Dragon? It's about a guy that trains a dragon. It's sort of a how-to guide. See, sometimes I honestly think we're just trying to start fights here on this show. On Wednesday morning, we put all our photos through an AI software to tell you. Tell us who is the hottest.

It's just destined for disaster. We're about to find out who has the most perfect looking face, according to science. The hottest is Ashley Elizabeth London. Oh, piss off. And where did you need improvement? Okay, thank you for asking. My average was brought right down by my face height ratio. Long face.

Which is one to one point four rate. Now that you say that, it does seem long. Shut up. Dickhead? Ash walks into a bar. The second. And hot... Oh, that's you. And then the ugly...

Classic. The ugly. Dan's ugly. I'm not going to get told I'm ugly by a horse. Okay, so maybe if you and I procreate, our kids will have a normal-shaped face. No, thank you. Actually, there's not a very... There's not...

Horse girl. Dad was that six in a horse. Oh, gross. Ew! I can't even understand what he's saying. I think it's because your mouth is too close to your nose. I'm only getting every second word. I can't tell him his eyes are open or closed.

Oh, canter off, London. Now it's time for everyone's favourite game, Edge Breakfast Out of Context. You've got it covered this week, don't you, Clint? Wouldn't you prefer to bounce up and down nice and slowly than just be on a real stiff? We play the Gen Z quiz every single week with our webgirl Bella,

but Ash got a wee bit caught up in the intro this week. Let's see how much she knows. about things that happened outside of her generation as we continue to educate the young ones about things that happened before they were born. On the edge. That's right? Educate.

God, we don't pay you enough. All righty, and that's all we've got time for this week. That was another producer diary. We'll see you same time, same place next week for another one. Have a fantastic weekend. Bye. Thanks, Neeps, wherever you are. Little darling, me.

Clint, Megandah. Today's the day. If you want to get yourself a deal, then you need to be looking at. for those Black Friday deals, but there are some that are better than others. There are some good ones. I've just been hunting through. I've been wanting, can I go first?

Yeah, go on, all right, what are you going? I've been wanting one of these ninja slushy makers. Oh, yes. Me too. They're so cool. I saw them at briskos yesterday or the day before. So, there's $600 usually. Shut up. At farmers right now. Come on, come on. And also, you can get them at briscoes.

$349. Can you imagine the spicy mugs you could be making over summer. Yeah, like the old slushy cocktails. They're so cool. I saw one being used it. Someone got it at work and they brought it in and it was epic. Yeah, it's one of the best. It makes us slushy in like 30 minutes. Okay, you know how everyone's getting rich off Bitcoin

and you keep hearing about it? Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, I'm going. Bitcoin's taken a massive dive over the last couple of weeks so you can get Bitcoin shares on sale today. And then when it goes back up, you'll be making so much money. Oh, it has to go back up. Do you have money in Bitcoin? Do you? God, you didn't know you?

You're that savvy, are you? You've got to diversify. You can just open like a Shazzy's account and then you can now, that's only just recently in the last like month or two, you can now buy part of a Bitcoin. It's way easier than you ever could before. Yeah, true that.

Not for me. I'd rather spend my money on an infrared sauna. Sherea's also said if you sign up to Briscoes, you get another $10 off. Wow. So it'd be like $3.39. What's the discount on a sauna? Because they do have great health benefits.

Okay, usually the one I'm. looking at is $5,995. $6.000. Now, $2,195. What? Wow, that's over 60% off. Yeah. Wow, you're an absolute chump if you've bought a sauna then in the last month. But I really want an infrared sauna. It's just really hard to choose the one. If it was something like that, I'd be emailing the people that sold it to me and going, how did you sold that to me a week ago and you knew that there was going to be a sale coming up?

Well, I don't know what it's like in NZ, but in Australia at Maya and David Jones, our big department stores, I know there's a David Jones here. If you buy something and then it goes on sale, you can take it back, return it and buy it again at the discounted price. That's good. If you're within the return. Yeah, yeah. I want to pair of Chloe sneakers.

The lockdown had just finished and I was like, finally, I can shop again. So I went and like went all out and bought these designer runners. And then a week later, I haven't worn them yet. They're on sale. I took them back. I said, boys, boys, boys. And she refunded it for me. And then I said, I'd like to buy them again.

and in there. Wow, you're playing on a different level. I know. I wouldn't usually do that, but, you know. If you're in the market for a new TV, I've just found this one as well. Incredible deal. So at the warehouse, the Wadi Fari,

you can get a Samsung 65-inch U-8,000 F crystal TV, the top of the range, usually $1,800. You can get it now for $8.98. Wow, that's amazing. I do want to say one thing, as the woman on the show, and I would say that a lot of us,

women, we have emotional spending. I don't want to like it. Maybe men, men can just say all people do. My problem is that if I see something on discount, even if I don't need it, I think I need to get it because of the discount. Because when are you going to get that again? I know. So my suggestion would be, before you part with your hard-earned money, ask yourself, do I really need this? Or am I just buying into the panic of I'm never going to get this deal again? Yeah, but then when you're hosting parties over summer and you don't have a sushi machine, you're like, God, it'd be good to have Margarita Sushies right now. In front of your 65-inch television

that you've got for half-priced. And then afterwards you hop into the sauna. Producing, yes. Carl, what's your greatest find of Black Friday deals? So I've been eyeing up a new water blast. I've been wanting the Bosch Aquitech 135. It's got a deck scrubber, a foaming gun and a rotating pulse head. It's usually $419.

It's down to $240. You can you buy that then? You've got something wrong with you. Producer Lily? What have you found? I went straight to the first. toy shop and found something. She doesn't even have kids

it's probably for herself. For $300, $340 down to $130. What's the toy, babe? It's just a pink toy. Are you talking about adult toy? Yeah. Oh!

That's an expensive one of those. I think she's just talking about a slip-inslide. It sounds like you'd still get wet, though, with what you're talking about. Okay, wrap it up. Don't let Carl speak. Turn Carl's microphone. No, no, no, Clint's already done it.

Look at him screaming through the birth. Come on. He's screaming at him from no, going to be us. Bang it on the glass. Okay, I went under the Edge of 3-3-4-3. What's the greatest Black Friday deal you've found? Share it with the glass. We want to know what is your greatest Black Friday deal.

You have seen. I'm getting spammed. My inbox is just full of deals at the moment. I know. I almost want to put a filter on that cuts out the wards out. words Black Friday because I can't help it if I see a deal, something within me just takes over and I'm going

I need to do it. We also need like a rule where if people are going to say up to 70% off, most of your stuff needs to be around that 70 mark. Not most things are 10% and you've got about three crap items that are 70. And they're very good at making it sound like a huge deal when really it's

not, you know? Yeah, do you know what my favourite is? Take a further. When it's like already on sale and then it's like take a further thing. Oh yeah, so it's already 30% You know, I'm going to take it through the 20. What are your deals? What are your best fines you've seen so far? Share with the class, Sonia.

Hello. I saw at Brisco's the 503 count 13 sheet. So normally $290 down to $59. Wow, that's a good deal. Imagine the sleep. I might get some today. I don't really even need shoes, but I think I should just go get them anyway. You will need them eventually.

Christmas presents too. Exactly. I'll just put them away. 500-3 counts like sleeping in a cloud. Yeah, I don't want to go above 500 because you can go up to 1,000, too thick for me. Too thick. 500, I think, is a really nice balance.

Okay, thanks for that, Sonia. Let's go to Jade. Morning, Jade. Morning? Okay, so you got the slushy machine for 350 down from 600. You've got already? I did. Have you used it?

Yes, I did. I'm excited for these frozen margaritas. Come on, girl. Oh, you haven't gone. poured anything into it yet? No, not yet. I want to know if it's worth it. Where do you get it from for $3.50?

Briscoes. Okay, well, you're going to be pissed off because I tell you what, we've got another person that got the Sushi Machine, Georgia. How much did you pay for it? $235. Where did you get it from, Georgia?

Trade Depot in Christchurch. And it's the ninja. your one and everything? It's not a ninja, but it's like the next version are down from the ninja, and it was originally $600. Can you still pour rum and coke in and do

a frozen, you know, frozen Coke with a little dash of rum? Yes. Why couldn't it? Yes, you can, and I can confirm it is delicious. Oh, you've actually tried it. Wow, thanks for that. Now everybody's going to be... Yeah, and I've also done a vodka and

raspberry coconut as well. Oh, good, I need one now. Send us your recipes, Georgia. Yeah. Thanks for that, mate. I will murder a frozen margarita today. I mean, if that was $600 full price, down to $235, that's a hell of a deal. Hayden said he's got a deal at his place.

Close 100% off. Okay, Hayden's good, eh? God, he's good. Any single ladies? Yeah. Want to catch up with Hayden? He's married. He's married with a child.

He's married with a child. Oh, he can still get his clothes off. His wife probably won't like it. His wife's a lucky lady, eh? His wife's anything like mine. His wife must be constantly laughing the amount of gags he sends through us. Unless he's one of those guys that's only funny over text when he's got like time to think about it.

You meet up with him for a date and you're like, you don't know it's good in real life. He's is funny. Yeah, shame-aided. You suck in real life. You're only funny on text. You're great for a radio show, but he's sucked to be married to. I love how a clip just loves to punch down, eh?

Poor Haydie. Just sitting at his track down. He's punching up. Hayden's elite. Not going to Dan. Love him. Clint, buy the slushy machines, he's Shane. Yeah, I think I should. I just ask for a sign and then Shane sent me that.

Yeah. I think I'm going to go and buy it this afternoon as well. To Clint from Santa. I'll put it on my list. See if the big guy can sort me out. The big dog. The ninja slushy people need to send us some money because we've been... Yeah, if you work for the PR or something for ninja,

we'll have four... Can I have one? Four slushy machines. Santa, the girls in the booth as well. They're not even old enough to drink. Look at them. They're 12 years old. Clint, Meg and Dan.

Rosa's called through for Auckland morning, Rosa. Hi. You're ready to win. Oh, are you the first time calling Rosa? Yes. Shut. For the first time in forever. Oh, stranger.

That's all it took, eh? I'm bribing you with a thousand bucks. We'll take it. Right, Rosa, your letter today is H. I need your focus and detention. A thousand bucks up for grab. You've got a kid's birthday party coming up. You need that cash for those.

Are you on speakerphone, Rosa? Well, under the water? One or the other feels like... Rosa. In a tunnel. Yes, we're called here. Okay. I don't like your chances.

It's like you've showed up to the race. You still haven't got your shoes on. And it's like everyone else is ready to go. What the boys are trying to say? darling is it's a very bad line. So make sure we're off speakerphone. You're ready to go. Your letter today is H4. Hello.

Ready to go? Hi. Oh my God, this is a nightmare. Rosa, I can tell you right now, you're not going to win. If she gets more than four, I'll be impressed. Okay, Rosa. Here we go, good luck. Your time starts at the end of your first question.

A letter is H. Can I please have an animal? Animal. A musical instrument. Uh, oh, what? Something you wear on your head. Head. A part of the car. Head life.

A word ending in tea. He, um, what? Help. Something you find in the classroom. Paint. Type of cheese. Oh, you got four. I needed you to get more than four to be impressed.

So close. Rosa, thank you so much for calling and getting on the radio for the first time I thank you for listening to The Edge. Thank you. Have a good one, babe. What sort of the photo are you using? No, you know what she's done.

I know what she's done. She's gone and chucked it on speakers so someone in the background can help. And I mean, that's fine, but it never works. It's never worked. The amount of time it takes the other person to say the word and then you say it to us, honestly, there's no time.

It sounds good because you're going, two brains are better than one. But I think, yeah, you're right. The answering time takes too long. Yeah. Yeah, it's just not good. Oh, well. Anyway, back again at 3 o'clock.

Novice Glass, proud partner of the Special Olympics, NZ. Megan Dan. Oh, oh my God. Single guys, if you're wondering why you're still single when you're a bloody catch, I've got something that'll help you. And girls, if you are listening and you're like, man, I need a side hustle.

I need to earn some more money. Yeah. Then this will also help you. Yeah. It's a win-win, really, is it? Yeah. Yeah, well, win, win, win, win. There is an app called Muse.

It's a dating app designed to improve men's dating profiles. So women actors, muses, and they get paid to give guys feedback on their profiles and where they might be going wrong. Oh, so they're not dating the guys. No. They're just literally providing a bit of coaching.

Yes. The girls will get paid, whether it's like per review of a profile, they might get paid like an hourly rate, to review guys' photos. They'll rewrite some. of their prompts and they'll give personal feedback on where they think the guy might be going wrong like hey mate your profile pick your number one pick is probably your fourth best get rid of that

move it move it along why is there a girl in that photo with you that's ridiculous yeah you think that this prompt is funny but it's actually kind of cringy and it says this about you yeah and the guys like oh my god that's being my prompt for like three years what a clever idea right and so they'll rewrite some stuff but it's kind of like um i guess you can just give honest critiques and the The best thing is it's completely anonymous so women don't have to give out personal info and so it's all communication is one way

from her to him can I pose as a girl and just give feedback Can you let us have one thing You know you've got enough And girls you choose your price What more do you want? You can drive You can vote they keep wanting more You

You give them a car They go more more You get to choose your rate as well So say, Ash, you jumped on and you go, right, I've been married for X amount of years, maybe you feel like... I go $40 an hour for my help, plus GST. Or maybe you're a bombshell, and you are most guys type. No, I'm just hypothetically talking about someone else now. Okay. Yeah.

And you go, guys go, damn, that girl there is the type of girl that I would like to date. So then the guys can go, I want to be critiqued by her. Yes. It's about putting your best foot forward. Yeah. I'm not lying. Just putting your best foot forward. So we've set you the challenge.

You've both had to create fake date. profiles. I've sent you some prompts are you filled out and I've asked you to supply some photos and you've sent them through and me and Bella and the girls are going to have a look and give you some feedback. Did you take it seriously, Clint? Because I took it seriously in the respect of not trying to be funny.

Because I bet Clint's trying Is your schick? Why would you know? No, but funny but in like a serious way I'm trying to be, you know, get a girl here. Okay. Yeah, but girls like funny. That's true. I don't know. What kind of funny? Did you go on like super serious? No, but just like I was, you know, I'm more

about the love than the funny in this. Oh, you're one of those guys. You're just looking for the one right away. I think if I was dating and just see what's out there for a little while. Honestly, Clint, I've just seen the photos. I would have sworn you were gay from the photos. Oh, that's rich.

Yeah, but gay guys are hot. There is an app called Muse. And girls, you can jump on there and actually earn some extra cash just by critiquing guys, dating profiles. Guys, you can submit your profiles and have them critiques. If you're wondering where you're going

wrong because you think you're quite a catchable, you're just not getting people sliding into your DMs. This is my dream too, because you begin to judge people, but in a nice, helpful way. Yeah, and they ask for it. Legally, legally. So we've got both of you boys, we've sent you some prompts. Prompts is like, you know,

an ideal date would be, and you feel it out. That's what you do on Hinge, right? You get a prompt. And then we've asked you to submit some photos, and I've got your profiles, your fake profiles printed out here, and we've got a room full of gorgeous young gals. Two out of the three are single. I'm Jamie. has been single at one point in a life,

but when you've got a face like that, you don't stay single for long. No. So we're going to go. Stop right. Hey, just because you're in a girl, it doesn't mean you can't flirt. Okay.

So we'll start with Clint Randall. First of all, the prompt was, I'm a 10, but he's responded. But that's only because I'd seem arrogant if I said 11. Oh, God,

no one likes an arrogant guy. She gave me a stature prompt. I'm a 10, butt. We don't need your feet, but. We chose. our own prompt. Okay, so how do we feel that's a bit? It gives it arrogant.

Yeah, it gives arrogant. Oh, doesn't it give confident? No. There's a fine line, eh? Girls, yeah. Yeah, me and the girls are not liking this. Yeah, me and the girls are not liking this. Looking good for me.

Okay. Hey, girls. Let's shorten up the laughter or the break's going to be very long. Former old lekew. He was, we'll instantly hit it off if, and then he said, if you don't love to plan everything. Well, that's not a double negative sense. What does that mean? Yeah, I don't love to plan everything.

Do that mean you like to plan? No, no, no, okay. I listen to like spontaneity. I hate that. Plans on the fly. Oh, I thought you were trying to say that you're going to plan everything. Yeah. And I thought, oh, that's good.

That's a take. That's what I meant. You should just made it. We'll instantly hit it off if you love a bit of spontaneity. that's better. Yeah, yeah, that's like. Yeah, I agree with the girls on that one. Okay, so that's over two.

And then the third prompt I think is really a downfall. You should not go out with me if you don't think kids are the best. Again, the double negative is. It's very negative, isn't it? I thought when I first read that, that you should not go out of me if you think kids are actually the best. Like, I was getting a little bit confusing. Yeah, it's confusing. I just want to make sure they know up front that I have children and they're my number one thing in my...

So you go, you should not go out with me if you don't like kids. That's a lot easier to understand. And that's gone to his photos. Now, the first is a modelling shot. He looks like Stan Walker. He does. He's got like very Stan Walker.

From flash, maybe. The second I like is a Yellowstone cowboy look. That looks arrogant, that one. I've heard arrogant quite a bit here. Don't put that one in the front cover. Then there's like three more modelling shots. Those are just photos that I just take. And then a photo with his wife and kids,

but there's a big red end. through Jamie's face. Well, I like the photo, but obviously if I'm on a dating website, I thought, who's that? I'm like, that was my wife. So, girls, what would the takeaway be overall if this was, you know, if you came across Clint on Hinge?

Slightly cocky. Yeah. However, I think the photos make up for a way. Yeah, and you'd be like, oh, yeah. You wouldn't kick you out of bed. You'd say, we'll have a day, have some fun. It looks like you do a lot of things with the photos. Like you're doing out and about,

and you look like getting dressed up and whatnot. Hang it out with your family. Yep. We'll move out of the Red Cross though. Should we move on to Dan? We're right out of the time, guys. Sorry, but I did. Dan. Best Travel Story, and he said,

I nearly got arrested for assaulting a man with a dice in Vegas. That's how I got the name, Vanilla Dice. Bit of a bad boy. Assaulting someone with the world's tiniest weapon. Yeah, but if anything, that's impressive, right? You know, I could have used a big weapon. I don't want to read about anyone assaulting anyone. I think with that one, you give a bit too much away.

Like, I think you're meant to leave them to. guessing so they'll message and be like, oh, what happened? Yeah, but you kind of tell the whole story. You'd be like, best travel story happened in Vegas. Well-traveled. Shut up. You'll never believe how I got the nickname Vanilla Dice. Yeah, it's a good prompt.

How did he do that? See, this is what the app does, is literally getting girls to critique our prompts because they all suck. The next prompt, dating me is like, and then he said dating a really nice F-boy that you could take home to meet your mum. I just think I'd leave the if boy out of everything. We don't want to use the words assault.

Or if boy. And also you're like none of those things. You're dressing yourself up to like be this guy who's going to rock up on a Harley with like neck tats. And then finally, don't hate me if you fall in love with me instantly. That's cute. That's cute and lovely. Then your dreams, that. Yeah.

It would be cute if the other two prompts weren't like that. Yeah. It doesn't really, it's not all cohesive. So don't mention assault. I'll write that down. Let's go do the photos. Now the first photo is you and me with our arms around each other. Yeah, now the reason I chose that one

is because you look really shit in that and I look good. I do. They do. My hip's, my body does not look great in that photo. No, it's okay. I have a great body, but not in that photo. He's then got a picture of him and his mom. What do we think about pictures of people in their mom?

What are on your daily profile? That looks like I thought that was an ex-girlfriend. It's cute. Well, Julie is a babe. I think it's cute. You don't know it's his mom. That could be his ex-girlfriend or something. It's obviously.

She's a grey-haired lady. Oh, but she's smoking. She is gorgeous. What do we think about the photo? of him and Teddy swims. Hot. Sometimes when people post photos with famous people

like sometimes like well I can Danny has five photos and four of them are with other people. Okay. So they keep guessing who actually I am.

Then he's got him in his singlet and shorts which is... No, those are boxes I think, aren't there? See what you're getting? That's a great one. But then finally he's made the biggest mistake of all

and he's put a photo of himself with Clint and you never put a photo of yourself with someone hot. No! He did you like that. Oh, that's a shame. People reply, who's that one? And I'm back, baby.

I'm back. And then you go to Clint's stating profile, and then it's like, oh, gone. All right, we are going to be kicking into this. Actually, Monday we need your suggestions for 64 songs that are going to go head to head, and that's what I call knockout. And you come on a thousand bucks by letting us know which song you feel should be in that top 64 for your chance. to win a thousand bucks.

They need to be iconic songs, songs that everybody knows on earth. And I think there's a good way of figuring out what a song is and what makes it iconic. The Naudies were full of

some of the biggest pop hits of all time. And now we're putting them head to head with the ages, now that's what I call Knockout. I mean, all of the 64 songs should be iconic.

Yeah, and I want to say Shares to Grant. That's a sick intro. He's so good at making audio stuff. He's the best of the game. Don't deserve you, but... So what will you say? The best way to figure out if a song of a throwback is a truly iconic throwback is by what?

You can find out in the first second of any song that's iconic. You're absolutely right on this. Here's some examples. I mean, I'll play the first little bit of this song by The Killers. You can never... Don't tell us who it is.

You don't even need to say the artist. Clint, play you play a poem. Second... Mr Brightside. There's another one. Okay. And 33-4-3, text us through your suggestions for a song that you should know by the first note. Listen to this one.

Blink 1282. All the small thing. Yeah. Instantly no, right? Do another one. Oh, that's what's my age again. Yeah, I'll just like 182 song. God, those are the time.

The Click 182 will put out that. I've got one for you. Okay. Okay, you'll definitely know this one. Britney Spears. Yeah. True. I reckon one of these songs we should play.

Okay, so maybe that's an option. Brittany Spears in full. Okay, all right, here's my option. Hansen Mubb. Handi. Okay, so we're going to Spheres. Oops, I did it again. Hansen Umbop or this song.

Oh, that's the Black Parade one. I don't know what he does. My chemical romance. I love a song where it's really slow And then it builds a little epic song I think we play MCR because the others are like we play them a lot Whereas this is the kind of throwback that you hear it You go God I love this song

Even if you didn't know you loved it It's not up to us Ash It's up to the listeners they vote Okay Well it's up to kind of one person And we can't mention this one person Without saying a very special Happy birthday to this person

Jack Honeybone Happy Birthday Bramara, it's his birthday 21 today. Thanks guys, I feel old. Don't feel old. You have the skin of a newborn. Thank you so much. Has your beautiful mum that came up to me, the supermarket in Twissel? Has she called you to say happy birthday?

Yes, she has, and she sent me a wonderful gift basket from the local pharmacy where she works. Oh, I did go into that pharmacy. It's lovely. Very fancy. Skinned it on the gifts, but that's fun. Well, there's some, like, what, creams, lotions? oil, I think, some soap, really just bottom of the barrel stuff. But it's okay, I'm appreciative, you know? Good on you. Sounds like it. Yeah. Jack's the person

that does all the music here at the edge. If you hear all the playlist that's playing, he's the one that decides. Why don't we let Jack decide, and then you can text in a song that you think should be one of the 64, and we'll run it through Dan's filter. If we don't know the song from the first one second, then we don't think it's a good enough throwback to be in the mix.

So what do you want to do? Do you want to go Brittany? Hanson? Or my cam. Oh, you guys know my background. We're going to Mike Him. Yeah. He worked at the rock before he worked with us.

This is going out to the emoes. And all the normal people who just like a bit of MCR. Exactly. God this builds well this song. What's your song? 3343. We'll check the first second, see if we know it. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast.

Get amongst the voting from Monday. 64 songs from the early 2000. we need, and you're a chance to want a thousand bucks for suggesting one that could end up being the one that takes it all out. Proud partner of the Special Olympics NZ 2, Novice Glass, so thanks for getting on board teams. It's going to be fun. So many suggestions

from you guys for other songs that you think are epic and our throwbacks that people know them from the very first. Oh, yeah. So we're going to see, because people go, oh my God, this needs to be in your top 64. If we don't know it from the first second, obviously not, based on dance theory. Okay. I should I twine? Looks like we made it.

No, no. Pay it again. Brian McKnight He's out He's out He's out I know Of course No one knows that song

I guess someone else Is sent this in Oh Shaggy Yeah Well you would be correct But you got me on the counter That has to be in the

Although I think I believe that was 90s Was it? Yeah We'll allow some To cruff over 98-99 Sure

Okay Oh Luce yourself Eminem Yeah Got you'll quick All I've done here is gone Oh Yeah

You do know it Okay Oh Pirateson's not tragedies I'm in with the Haven't you people ever heard of Closing a goddamn You know what is quite on to like

The punk rock That's very iconic With the start The male Eyeliner ones Must be getting sick Bless you Don't

He's alludget to iconic songs Okay Sorry ashes health anxiety So sometimes I like to tease her Which is weird Why would I do that? Oh, Taylor Swift Love Story And I'm going to become best friends

Yep Okay, what are this one? Someone else is text this in? Finger boys, finger bus Yeah, it's right Dan, If you know the song from the first second Then it's good enough to be a throwback If you're like, oh, I don't know, then obviously it's not

I don't know, like famous enough Yeah Are there any more? This is so fun Oh, I don't think you play this all day It's probably not exciting for anyone else but us You'll see if you can be I guess Ash and Dan to the punch Okay ready

Here we go Yay Back your voice on it that way That's not as I would say that sort of misses the mark a little bit That one I only gave you probably half a second on that It's a very specific acoustic guitar

Okay what about this one Absolutely no idea Oh good It's getting tricky. Oh. Boom, bomb. Boobtastic. Boobastic.

What a virgin. What's it called bombtastic? What did you say? He said boobtastic. I was on the right track. And now we're done. Holy shit. You made it the whole way through.

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