The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW # 459 Smelly Holes

Episode Date: February 18, 2025

Here's a description that was blatantly written by AI   Join Clint, Meg, and Dan for an eventful episode of The Edge Breakfast as they kickstart 2025 with new hits and quirky antics. This episode includes everything from a new cat on the show to discussions about family bombshells and the worst t-shirt designs ever. Catch their interview with the streaker from an Eden Park rugby game, and hear from their international fans visiting the studio. Plus, laugh along with them as they navigate through work-related jargon and plan for Electric Avenue with some wild and embarrassing t-shirt ideas. It's a whirlwind of fun, laughter, and surprises! 01:46 Clint's Son's Illegal Request02:01 Coffee Catch Up and Family Goals05:21 Get to know ya09:56 What You Watching Wednesday: White Lotus13:55 DJ Cyril's Real Name and Name Bullying Stories20:13 Wilkinson Interview24:52 Gen Z Quiz with Bella29:34 Dan's Embarrassing Intro Song30:54 Max's Streaking Tips for Dan34:44 Electric Ave Weekend Plans36:19 Designing Embarrassing T-Shirts43:35 Family Bombshells and Secrets52:46 Job Jargon Bingo56:33 Special Guests from Ireland

This is a Aged Breakfast with Clint, Meg and Dan. Morning. It is one to six. Excuse me. Sorry. Early, early, early. Yeah, full team, full steam. Yeah.

That's what our boss always says. Full team, full steam. But the sad thing is it never is. There's always someone from promos away or someone from marketing. He gets very excited when it's 14, 14. Yeah, yeah, I suppose.

You've got many complex personalities with busy lives. Oh, well, big show this morning. More cash to give away. Cash trapped at 7 and 8 again. Did I miss anything?

Did Dan get naked yesterday and make a fool of himself? No, no, no. It was very much non-fooled yesterday. Dan's vest had 24 bucks in it. Did he convince the person to take it? Yes. What an idiot.

He convinced the person to take it both times and it had less money than what I offered both times. But today's the day. I keep saying that. Now Meg's back. I think it'll be back down to your figures are going to be low, Meg. Mine are going to be high. I mean, I can't not agree with him that if he's done low for so long,

surely it has to go higher. Oh, God. The last two days, Dan has had less money than has been initially offered three times out of four. I said yesterday, and I'll say it again, we're due a big amount. But they could have a big amount every time with me. Don't think it will be, though. I think you'll offer like a hundred bucks

and mine's a thousand. Proper coffee catch up next. My son has requested something he wants to do this year in 2025 that is illegal. We were just having dinner last night and talked about things we wanted to do this year. Yeah, he's not allowed to do this. Clint, Meg and Dan

on the edge. It's time for a coffee catch up before we officially kick things off. Just last night, having dinner with the fam, and I just said, hey, what does everyone want to achieve in 2025? Oh, that's a bit late. We're in 19th of February. Yeah, it's a good time. You do that at early Jan. You're supposed to be more likely to,

well, actually, I think it's something like, I'm going to make up the stat now. It's something like 60%. I think you're two out of, two thirds, two out of three. Yeah, 60, 70% more likely to achieve a goal. Google it. It'll be in Google. You haven't finished the fact.

You just said 70% about a goal. If you write it down. Oh, God. Or I guess say it out loud consistently. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Say it out loud you write it down. Oh, God. Or I guess say it out loud consistently. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Say it out loud versus write it down are two different things. So did you write them down at the table? No, I saved it in my brain.

And I do remember because I'm telling you it now. And I've always said saving it in your brain is just as good as writing it down. Yes, they do. Okay, no one's Googling it, so I'm Googling it. Right. How much more likely are you to achieve? Yeah, your goal. But don't say write it down because you haven't written it down.

Write it down. But you haven't written it down. I've written it down in my head. That's not... Daniel. 42%, damn it. That's why, because you didn't write it down. You didn't write down the fact.

You've forgotten it. It's still a lot more likely. It's less likely. Less than half. Well, I might write it down somewhere. And we got to my son, Ty, who's eight, just turned eight. It's less likely than half. Well, I might write it down somewhere. And we got to my son, Ty, who's eight, just turned eight. And he's thinking for ages

because he's obviously wanting to give it a little more thought. Is he writing it down? He was, I think, in his head maybe. That should be one of his goals. And he said, I want to get a tattoo. Brilliant. That's his goal for the year. Now that wouldn't have gone down well with your wife. And I said, well, you have to be 18, buddy.

And my wife goes, no, 16 with parental consent. Now, look at her. Like she's going to sign off on a tap for him. She won't even let me get any more. And I don't even need her permission. It's very bizarre that you played cool parent there. Okay, I'm going to give you both a guess as to what tattoo you think my son wants and whoever's the closest wins. I'll tell

you also where it is. He wants it on his stomach just below his belly button. Got it. He wants family, kind of like Vin Diesel. Family written below his belly button, like a PG version of Tupac. I think he's a smart kid. He thought, what would get mum

and dad across the line? And he thought it would have to be something that they would think is cool, then they'll do it. I think that's a smart kid. He thought, what would get mum and dad across the line? And he thought it would have to be something that they would think is cool. Then they'll do it. I think that's too adult for our young little Ty. I reckon that he wants a Pokemon. And I reckon he wants a Blastoise or a Charmander down there. Who's closer? He wants a tattoo of a fist pulling the fingers. Oh, now Meg's closer.

What the hell? He's eight. Clint. He goes, I want like pulling the fingers. Did you write down a note to yourself, said I went wrong somewhere with this one? That one, yeah, that's alarm. You should remember that.

That's sort of where you look back and go, this is where we knew we were raising a thug. Put that in the diary. Actually, I'm going to put it in my diary. Thankfully, he didn't write it down, so he'll probably forget. Well, 40% of the time he will. That would have honestly been a mid-choose pause for me

at the table and gone, right, I don't know what's happened here. I would have spat out my butter chicken. Yeah. We need to reverse the clock somewhere and find out where we've made the mistake. Was your daughter shocked? Nah.

No? Nah. I would have preferred family thug life. Yeah, family thug life was quite nice. If you want free coffee, thanks to Zed, call us right now, 0800 The Edge, and join us on the show. Clint, Meg and Dan on The Edge. Meg will throw a questionnaire. We'll try and assume your answer, and whoever's closest to what yours actually would be wins.

You know what happens when you assume, though? Make an answer to your mate. Yeah. You know what happens when you assume though. Make an ass out of you and me. Yeah. You don't want to assume. Oh, I didn't get my point on the board yesterday by the looks. Oh yeah, Clint's in the lead.

So we keep a score. It's five to Clint, four to Meg and three to me. Just as a side note, Daniel, you know how we swapped computers this morning? Yeah.

Oh, this one's not working. Can we swap back? Yeah, my one's not working either. So there's two computers in the studio. Neither of them are working properly. You guys will always be like, user error? Yeah. Oh, this one's not working. Can we swap back? Yeah, my one's not working either. So there's two computers in the studio. Neither of them are working properly. The tech guys will always be like, user error? Yeah.

Can you write that down, Clint, so we can remember how to get into this? Producer Carl? By the way, I only issue points if all three of you are here. Oh. Shame, Clint. Yeah, shame, Clint. So it's still tied up at the top with Clint and Meg on four. I'm trailing behind on three.

Yeah. No runaway leader yet. What? Runaway leader. Oh, right. You've got to do your tip of the teeth, top of the tongue, red leader, yellow leader. I forgot to do that today. Yeah, yeah, warm-ups before the show starts.

Okay, Sarah from Christchurch. Morning, babe. Oh, wait, Meg can't even push the phone. Sorry about that, yeah. She is useless to me today. Sorry about that. Morning, babe. Oh, and wait, Meg can't even push the phone. Sorry about that, yeah. She is useless to me today. Sorry about that. Morning, Sarah. Hello, good morning, team.

Morning. You've been up early. You sound perky, very perky for 6 a.m. Yes, I'm not usually up this morning, actually. I kind of listen to you guys on the way to work around 8, but just took my boyfriend to the airport, and yeah, just turned into you guys. What did you drop him off for?

Is it like the end of your relationship? Are you doing long distance now? Oh no, nothing. He's gone to work to Nelson for the day. Why didn't he catch a bloody work Uber? We'd be getting you to drive him at like 5am. How long have you been dating, Sarah? Seven years.

Seven years. Okay, boys, I've got my question. Okay. Okay, so the question is, Sarah, you sit and listen to our answers and then tell us who's closer. Sarah's been with her partner for seven years. He's gone away for one day for work. Does he bring anything back? Mmm.

Seven years. No one can lock it. Okay, actually, I'm going to say no one can lock nothing. What's he most likely to bring back? Because it's too easy to say nothing. I reckon he's one of those guys that brings back like a regional gift. So say, where's he gone? Sorry.

Nelson. Nelson. So he's probably going to go and get some lovely Nelson honey or something along that line, like a lovely coffee, Nelson coffee. They have the Picks factory there, but I don't. I think if he's only going to work for a day, he's not going all the way out to the factory. It's actually further out of the city than you'd think.

Right, okay. He just picks up something from a shop that he knows you can only get in Nelson. So you've got a, like Manuka honey sort of thing. Okay. Nelson Honeyclin. I think he's bought something for himself. Like he's probably bought sushi

or something in the airport and he's still got half of it left and he's like, want some? Oh, I like that. So it's not really for you, but you can have some of this. That's good.

Some warm old sushi. That's good. I think he's going to some sort of conference and he'll bring back a pen or a magnet from it. That's a good idea. Something from the conference. Oh, there were these spare pens or this little notepad you can put on the fridge.

Do you want this lanyard with my company name on it? Sarah, I know he's probably not going to bring back anything. What do you think he's most likely to, though? He knows I do love food, so I think Dan is more on the ball. This is good, Sarah, Because we've tied it up now It's four apiece Wow

Yeah Alright what does he do That he can just fly to Nelson for the day He's a videographer So he is working on a All I can say is a food related project Oh A food

And Pix is in Nelson Oh Pix is in... Oh, and Picks is announcing. Oh, Picks is announcing. Interesting. Oh, Sarah's like, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. Picks are branching out into honey. I'm definitely not getting my honey pot this time.

She was like, oh, joke's on you because he definitely will bring back some peanut butter, but I can't tell them that. Okay, Sarah, hold there and we'll send you a voucher

to go spend at Zed, Chill Vibes Only at Zed with their new range of barista-made chilled drinks for just $6.50. Let him know we love pics here if he wants to send us some. Thank you. To keep us quiet. Yeah, we'll take pride. Some hush pics.

Yeah, he's definitely going to pics. Oh, God, okay, Sarah, goodbye. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. We've just been sent to a box and it says for Clint and his team yeah Clint's his team and he's loving it

he's loving it I think we should name the show Clint Randall and Friends Clint Randall and his team I mean if we're gonna do a rebrand I mean

Clint and his team on the edge what you watching Wednesday White Lotus the highly anticipated season three dropped at least episode one on Monday. Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh.

Clint, this is not the theme song anymore. They changed it, but I love the theme song. Theme song's different. Similar but different? Similar, but without the tongue. No tongue singing. No tongue singing. Although they do change it every season, don't they?

Yeah, this one. It's that whole thing that you can tell it's related, but you do miss this. You do miss it. I wonder if it's a weird industry to get into, our tongue singing. I don't think it's... How much do you earn tongue singing?

Well, so why change it? It's not like the Friends theme song where after the ninth season, you're like, should we jazz it up? It's like, this is only season three. I think it's because every season, it's like a whole different series, right? It's always different people.

It's a different hotel. I mean, it's called The White Lotus every time. Anyway, I started watching it yesterday. I never actually watched season two for some reason. I found that one I couldn't get into. I don't know if I was in a bad place at the time with my husband, but we watched it. We're going through marriage issues.

You didn't need to specifically single him out? Sorry, I meant more like we were watching something else, but we watched two or three episodes and we just didn't get into it. Yeah, maybe. So we never finished it. That or our marital issues. Terrible time for us.

But this time we were both instantly hot. There's only one episode out. Morgana O'Reilly is a Kiwi actress. She plays one of the health advisors slash hotel staff workers. And she actually got a lot more lines than I thought she would. No, I'm serious.

I mean, what am I supposed to do here all week? Eat a bunch of fruit? Oh, well, we do have a lot of amazing fruit here, but I wouldn't eat that. That is the fruit of the mighty pong pong tree. And the seeds of the fruit are toxic. Yeah? Yeah, good, actually.

Very poisonous. Look, I wouldn't worry about being bored, okay? Because you're each going to have a busy schedule that's based on your own personal goals. Right. Tomorrow you'll do your biometrics test. I don't want to take a test. Okay, okay.

It's funny, like listening to it there, it doesn't sound as good as she is on the show. And I can like, I guess I can say that. I watched her on the show and I felt like this kind of well of pride because I was like, her facial expressions and how she's interacting was very, very good.

I assume she'd be doing an American accent. Yeah. And it's always jarring for a Kiwi to hear a New Zealand accent next to an American accent on TV.

For some reason, you're like, ooh, feels less professional. Yeah. I guess an American audience watching that would make it feel more exotic. They'd be like,

oh my God, I love her accent. And it probably does make sense that it would be Kiwis or Aussies that were running hotels around the world. In Thailand. Yeah, absolutely. True. So far, it's exactly the same way you expect from White Lotus,

where you sit there and you either pause halfway through, so you're like, oh, does that person know that person? You know how there's a lot of little missing puzzles at the start of White Lotus that you're guessing will get filled in? There's a scene that makes you think there's incestual brothers. Right. Wow. So you'll be into that, Dan. I love that. That's the sort of stuff I'm into.

Very good acting. You're watching all the nuances of like, what did that little look mean to that person? And what did that little shrug down? Or what did they do with their hand there? All these little things that you know are going to make sense eventually. I've always liked White Lotus and I describe it like

if you've never seen any of the seasons, it's like being a fly on the wall in a hotel and seeing all the different characters. They're all not necessarily intertwined. There's all these different stories and scandals.

I think you'd have to be a very clever, I think as director for this show where you sit there and you're wondering if you're looking too far into it but is that person standing slightly further away from the family does that mean that they're not a part of it or do they just stand that way when they're on set?

You know you don't know if you're looking into it too much a little bit but I love it so far. Great and I hope to see more of my neighbour Morgana O'Reilly on White Lotus. Not quite your neighbour. I think she's moved out of your neighbourhood now. She's a successful actress. She said she still has a house in Sandringham.

I heard it's for sale. Now that she's made the big time. Since she found out you live there. Yeah, she's like, jeez, I need to get out of here. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. Now, we had Cyril on the show yesterday because he was performing in Dunedin at the university last night. Yeah, you'll probably know him from these.

Doing the remix on this one. Still hasn't heard from Paramore, though. Yeah. After doing this remix. Teddy Swimzo, of course, was all over this one. Actually asked Cyril to do a remix on The Door. He said he's been talking to Cyndi Lauper, which would be cool to be doing remixes

of her stuff. Yeah, she's a big star, right? I think he's at that point now where he's like, cool, I've done the covers, people know who I am now, I just want to make my own music. Yeah. That's the problem, eh? You've got to pivot, because people know him as, like, the cover guy, you know, the guy that does remixes. But he does also, I've listened to some of his original stuff. He said he'd make an exception for Taylor Swift.

Yeah, who wouldn't? Which is smart. But he also talked to us about Cyril being his real name, which I thought and probably most would assume is a stage DJ name. Yeah. But he got mocked for it quite a bit growing up. Your real name is Cyril, but you never thought to have a different DJ name? You didn't do the whole street name?

Well, I got bullied as a kid for having a name, so I was like, well, f*** this, I'll just wrap it up. Oh, you've owned it. You've just made it the street name version. Well, I got bullied as a kid for having the name, so I was like, well, f*** this, I'll just rep it. Oh, you've owned it, you've just made it the coolest name ever. Yeah, exactly right. Yeah, I like it. What's the things that people would say to Cyril? How would they bully you with Cyril? I don't know, there's heaps of stuff, you know, just like squirrel, cereal, and then you just get too many names, it's like, my name's

Cyril, mate. It's sad though, because we sit there and go cereal or squirrel, but I think any sort of nickname when you're a little kid and everyone's calling you it. Here he is, I'll squirrel. Yeah. You'd be like, oh, bugger.

You surely would be like, good one, mate. And you make them feel like an idiot for coming up with such a bad burn. That's you. That's your confidence. I don't think most kids have your confidence. Did you guys' names get bullied? No, I was a little bit like Iggy Meggy. Brilliant.

Iggy Meggy? Why though? Well, Meggy. Yeah, but that's it? You didn't have like an egg incident that made you have that name? No, nothing. He just rhymed. Clint, obviously when you spell it in caps,

looks like something else when the L and the I get rather close, so I got that a little bit. You were Randildo for a little while. On the football field, yes. I mean, there was Ronaldo, and then because my last name was Randall, You were Randildo for a little while. On the football field, yes. I mean, it was Ronaldo and then because my last name was Randall, I got Randildo.

Were you Dan Wanky or something? Or Webby. Dan Wanky. Meg. God, she was a bully. Yeah.

No wonder, I wish, you know what I was though? Not Dan Wanky. It may surprise you. No, but it was Web, like people used to call me Duck Boy or Webbed Feet Boy

because my last name's Webby. Yeah. So they'd say I had, like, webbed feet. That was the one thing that they'd always diss me about. It's such a stretch half the time, eh? Like, kids aren't overly creative or funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I would love to know,

what did your name get bullied for growing up? You've got a very interesting name. It's a good one. Yeah, it's a good one. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. Dan's being trolled on the text.

Someone's text saying their name's Jack, first name and last name Hoff. And before he was just like, can you believe it? Somebody's name

is Chris Peacock. And I'm like, no, that's a game, Dan. And he used to be called Chris Peacock at school. Am I getting most aslacked?

You're like most heaven and everyone else is Bart Simpson. That's getting trolled well there's another guy who's saying his first name's Hugh

last name Janus yeah that's not real dad so we're talking about what was your name

well what's your name and how did you get teased for it this is after Cyril the DJ that's his real name he got

bullied and got called Squirrel and Cereal which I think is pretty low level bullying yeah it is I mean it's a That's his real name. He got bullied and got called squirrel and cereal. Which I think is pretty low-level bullying. Yeah, it is. I mean, it is a stretch, isn't it?

Like this person that's text through, my name's Latia, and I used to get Laquifa. That's terrible, Dan. Do not pant, Dan. It's people like you that encourage the people that say La Queefa and the reason why it sticks. And Latia is still talking about it. Dan can't say Queefa without laughing.

Oh, God, come on. Shelly Coles checks through. People used to call her Smelly Hole. Shelly, you poor girl. Poor Shelly. This is why my husband needs to do his work. Okay, we have Jackie on 0800 The Edge. Do you want to take a look at Dan and Jackie?

Sorry, I'll do it. Jackie, do you want to hear it, do you? Yeah. Morning, Jackie. Hello, how are you guys? Better than Dan. Actually, not as good as Dan. Oh, I'm loving it.

Anyway. God. How does Jackie... Take a breath, Dan. Take a breath. Sorry, I'm loving it. Anyway. God. How does Jackie... Take a breath, Dan. Take a breath. Sorry, sorry. I'll sit this one out from now. How does Jackie get teased?

How does Jackie get teased? Well, my name is 11 letters long. And when I was five, I was made to stay in that school, class, sorry, because I couldn't spell my name because it was too long. Wait, Jackie, have you changed it, or is it Jack Willane are you talking about? It's Jack Willane. Ah, there we go. That would make sense.

Yeah. And my mum went down and said to the teacher, if you do this again, I'll be making you stay in class. The old school mum. And my name then got shortened to Jack. And then Jackie and then Jack.

Now I get called Ajax. Ajax. Oh, it could be worse. You could have been called Smelly Hole all through high school. Come on, Jack. Don't mention it again. Thanks, Jackie.

Someone six-er-ed another one. Someone said their first name's Mike, last name Hawk. Mike Hawk. No, Dan, are you sure that one's real? Lee King? No, Dan, you're getting trolled again. Dan, you're getting trolled again. Someone actually did say, I went

to school with a Chris Peacock in Northland. Yeah. No, it's true. I went to school with one. Wow. There's someone else that's text through saying their first name's Jed, last name Knight, but their middle name is Ingrid. That can't work because it's a woman's name. But their initials are Jed I Knight, like from Star Wars.

Jed Ingrid Knight. Yeah. No. Timber. Okay, that's enough. Dan's had enough of this one. Sorry. Oh, man.

Chris Peacock apparently is real. Someone else's takes through. I met him in Northland. Clint has already just said that. You need to focus on the break. Sorry. He just read that out. Right.

Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. Apologies, it's not this weekend. Next weekend, Wilkinson's going to be back here in New Zealand and we are lucky enough to catch up with him very early this morning before the show started so that he can tell us about it. Nice and early here this morning. We haven't even actually started the show yet. Whereabouts in the world are you?

I mean, I'm still in the UK. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, so it'll be nice. How early is it there? It's 5.40 a.m. in the morning. Oh, wow. Yeah, I'm still eating my Weet-Bix. You can see there, Wilkinson.

Do you have Weet-Bix, Wilkinson? Yeah, yeah. They're dry ones. No, they're actually very moist. I crush them up. Anyway, this is boring, Chad. I'm sorry. Hey, Wilkinson.

Hey, man. I never thought I'd be talking to Wilkinson about my mushy wet bicks. Just so you know, it's not something we discussed to talk to you about before you joined the call. Hey, I like the angle, man. Yeah. It's all good. Oh, great. Hey, so you're going to be back here in New Zealand.

You love this place. Yeah. Yeah, I love it. Yeah, I mean, I'm heading there on Monday, next Monday, man. So buzzing to get out of this, yeah, this weather here. Yeah. What is it about New Zealand that you love?

Because I've seen you twice in New Zealand. And, like, you're an amazing artist. You always put on a great show in New Zealand. What is it that you love about this place? Oh, thanks very much. I don't know. Like, I just, like, there's so much about it. Like, the nature, the people.

You know, you guys kind of seem to like the same music that I like. And yeah, I just love it, man. I love mountain biking, so I go down to Queenstown. Plenty of mountains. You know, like there's a really good crew down there, like, you know, with all the mountain bikers. I love mountain biking as well. What does Wilkinson rock in terms of a rig?

Are you running a giant specialised, a powered bike? Uh-oh, now he's calling you out on your homie. Let's see how much you can make. I've got like some Commencal mountain bikes. Oh, no, he knows his stuff. Oh, does he? Yeah, that's like... Yeah, I've got like a P-Diggs as well.

I've been on quite a few rides with him. Has he? Yeah, you know he rides. Yeah, he's mad. Yeah, I've been on so many runs with him. Is he? Yeah, you know he rides. Yeah, he's mad. Yeah, I've been on so many runs with him. He's really good as well. He just goes for it. Queenstown's definitely the place where I've done most mountain biking.

It's the mecca. It's the mecca for mountain biking. Do you find, Wilkinson, when you're like, when you have downtime, and I know I see you international DJs out on like launches and, you know and super yachts cruising around some European ocean. Do you find as well, people will be like, oh, Wilkinson, there's some decks here.

Do you want to play some tunes? You're like, oh, because it just feels like you're working when you're on holiday. Or is that quite a compliment to be asked, even when everyone else is just having a good time and enjoying themselves? You know what? Yeah, I mean, I like to go to a party and just chill out and enjoy myself. But I also don't carry a USB around with me.

I know there are people that are like that. They're like always ready. I get so many random messages. I get a lot. You know, is it Church Street in Dunedin? Or Castle Street? Castle Street, yep.

Castle Street. I get so many messages. I get messages from people like, hey, like, it's my party. I'm throwing a party in my flat or whatever. Do you fancy coming and doing a set? And I'm like, I'm here. I'm just in the UK. I don't know.

Honestly, I get like one. I probably get like one a month. Yeah, I get a lot of requests. No, very excited to have you back here with our Garden Festival. Yeah. Feb 28th? Yeah, Garden Festival's going to be big, man. Yeah, Feb 28th.

Yes, I think it is. Auckland's domain. It's a bloody good venue as well for it. Yeah, good spot. I'm sure the New Zealand summer will turn it on for you. Yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly. Wilkinson, thank you so much for your time, man. Really appreciate it. And all the best with the Garden Festival. Yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly. Wilkinson, thank you so much for your time, man. Really appreciate it.

And all the best with the Garden Festival. Yeah, enjoy your morning coffee, lads. Yeah, yeah. And my Weet-Bix as well. They've gone all soggy now. And your Weet-Bix, yeah. Yeah, bugger. Your soggy Weet-Bix.

Perfect. All right. Thank you, bro. On that note, yeah. Wilkinson, yeah, thank you very much, Dan, for chewing up about 25% of the time allocated talking about your cereal. I genuinely thought that was the part

where we were just setting up, you know, it was off air. Right, yeah. It is sometimes hard to know when interviews officially begin and not, you know, like they're sitting there and you're in a room with microphones. It's tricky, isn't it? And we're on a Zoom

and Dan actually lifts his bowl up and shows him it to the camera. I was just like, bro, put it down and be cool. I was just trying to break the ice with some weeks of extra. He's definitely not inviting us on the super yacht. He's cruising around the Auckland Viaduct at any point over the next week. Yeah. Sorry about that, guys.

Gen Z quiz is next. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. Morning, Web Gilbella. Hey, guys. Morning. What did you get last week? One. One.

It was 100% better than the week before because it was zero. Yeah. Have I ever gotten two? I don't think you've ever gotten two. It's best, well, there are five questions. If you get a perfect score, you never have to play again. It is the Gen Z quiz. These are things that I think people, millennials, Gen Xers,

would absolutely soar through perfect score every time. But for Gen Zers, for some reason, they just, I guess they don't do a little, did you guys do history in school? Yeah. Okay. I think their history stopped apparently in about 2010, though. So, yeah, we're going to go through this.

I think famously, Bella, we did the IQ test a few months ago, late last year, and you were last. Everyone voted you to get higher. We'd only just recently met Bella, and we thought she was very smart. I think I got nine out of, like, 15. Yeah, not great. The good thing is you give smart energy, so I think I got nine out of like 15. Yeah, not great. The good thing is you give smart energy, so I think you're going to go well. Here you go. Here's your first

question. Easy start. What movie is this song from? You can dance. You can dance. She's got it. Good start. Okay, Bella, she was referred to as the mother of the nation.

Name this broadcaster. It's also my last night on One News. I've so enjoyed being with you all these years, but I do leave you in very good hands. I hope you have a very happy Christmas and that the new year is everything you wish it to be. Isn't that Hilary Bowie? No.

She's now the new mother of the nation, I think. It's Judy Bailey. Yeah, she was an iconic ballcaster. Yeah, it sounds familiar. I can't remember her face. She was like the one news anchor for many years,

like 30 years. You just need one from three to get your best score ever. Come on, Bella. Next one. Here's a good one. Who sings this song? Look at this photograph.

Oh, she's back. Yes! She's back. Sorry. Yes! Oh, my God. Come on, She's back. Sorry. Yes! Oh, my God. Do you know who the lead singer was dating for a while? Was dating?

Another old school singer. Chad Kroger was dating. Or married to, I think. Yeah, were married. Skater boy. Avril Lavigne. Yes. It doesn't count.

Are they still together? No. No. Finish this iconic movie line. Hasta la vista. Baby. Oh! Cheating!

Cheating! Okay, now we're suspecting cheating. That's American. That's me. Wow. Okay, you have to get the first and last name for this character to get a point. Is that correct, Dan? Yes, correct, Meg.

And I actually think that you could get four out of five here. Oh, my God. This could be the best score ever in the Gen Z quiz. I'm ready. Here's the question. What character has this catchphrase? How you doing? It's a guy.

Yep, that is a mess. We can play the audio again. How you doing? We can all say it. It's not Austin Powers, but that is a mess. Oh, my God. We can play the audio again. How are you doing? We can all say it. It's not Austin Powers, but they sound like an thing at all. Okay, you're lucky to know Austin Powers. One more time. How you doing?

Is it Danny DeVito? Joey Fabiani. Oh, I put three in there. Another down in the toolbox here. No, it's Danny Zuko. Guys, we've had so much confusion around Danny DeVito and Danny Zuko on the show. How does this happen? I don't know.

Easier, easier, said the dad. Danny DeVito's in Twins. Yeah, he's in Twins. He's the shorter man. Short little actor. And the best song ever or something with One Direction. I don't think he's ever said, how you doing? And then Danny Zuko is John Travolta's character in Grease.

Yeah, that's the one. So let's just clear that up. Can you put it all on like a family tree type scenario? Oh, my God. Hey, that's not bad, babe. Three from five. That's a pass. That's my record.

I'm happy with that. Proud of you. All right, cast, we're back at Ava Cog this morning. Gave away $700 this morning. See if you can get your hands on some cash as well. Coming up in about 40 minutes. Next, Dan's getting some tips for his live cash draft at Hagley Park in Christchurch.

But from who? Did you say lard? It's live? Oh, live. I thought you said lard. No, we don't have any lard around here. No, I just thought he was making fun of you. I thought it was very rude.

I did. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. Max Dighton, who was the streaker at the rugby game, the Blues game, over the weekend.

I'm pretty sure he now has a two-year ban from Eden Park. I think he got away without a fine. I guess we'll find out when we chat with him. But he is here

to provide some tips and tricks for Dan who's going to be doing a live cash-strapped on Friday. Hagley Park in Christchurch. Thousands of dollars cash-strapped to him and a double pass to Electrogave if you can catch him. He'll just come down, try and grab

me. Simple as that. Yeah, your favourite thing, huh, Dan? Exactly. Well, second favourite. Okay. Before we speak to Max, though, Dan said he's got a little intro that he's made. Here's the thing, I've lost faith in this. We mentioned it very briefly yesterday doing a little funny intro for the streaker guy.

Okay. But now I forgot about it and Carl came in and was like, we've got that, we need to do that parody. And I'm like, I don't want to do it.

I was just saying, you said you were going to do it, it was your idea. I've cobbled it together, it's a bit of. Just like when I knew Max was going to be

on the show, I was like, oh streaker, streaker. And then I was like, oh he was a streaker boy, like he was a skater boy. Okay.

And then that was. I wasn't here yesterday so I'm feeling like all this happened so this is the idea yeah now i'm just like but you said you were gonna ride it and you haven't hit the jams you got it buddy he was a streaker boy running naked, he doesn't joy. Pants didn't look so good on him. Even took off them socks, leaving people in shock. Then they saw his little... Okay, that's enough, that's enough, that's enough, that's enough.

I don't think it even rhymed. Definitely wasn't in tune. Yeah, I rhymed so well. Put your mic back on. Alright, next! Sorry, May's being like, do you guys want. Put your mic back on. All right, Max. Sorry, mate. He's being like, do you guys want to even chat to me or what? Morning, bro.

Yeah. Morning, mate. How did you like your intro? Yeah, I loved it, mate. It was beautiful. It was good. Yeah, well, that makes one of us. Am I right in saying you had a two-year ban from Eden Park

and a rolled ankle for your troubles for the streak over the weekend? Yeah, mate. Yeah. No fine? Nah, no fine. Just a rolled ankle and yeah, it's a year band.

And sorry, Max, if I've missed this, why? Ah, because I love that. No, but did the boys all chuck in like a hundred each that I bet you 500 bucks

you won't? There was no cash in the system. What's the reasoning behind it? Five bucks in a firm handshake. Did the boys all chuck in like a hundred each, like a bit of 500 bucks a year? There was no cash? What's the reasoning behind it? Five bucks and a firm handshake. Five bucks and a firm handshake. And do they give you clothes from like the lost property? Like how weird, when and where do you get clothed after a streak? They just sort of drag you out the back

and then chuck like a little sort of towel around you until your mate's bringing you your clothes. Oh, right. Yeah. Any regrets? Nah, no. What did you spend your five bucks on? It's the savings.

Savings, man. He's put it into savings, so he is a little bit wise. He's not an idiot. Okay, so the reason we got you on is I just wanted to chat to you around, because you stayed up for a long time. I'll give you that. And there was a lot of people that said, you know, you evaded some tackles from those security guards.

What's your trick? What is one tip you can give me for getting away from hundreds of people that are going to be chasing me on Friday? Yeah, get your kit off and get your dog out. So you get your kit off and get your dog out. Maybe that gives you the inspiration, Dan, to run faster. Yeah, well, that's not happening, okay? You're not doing the news. You do call it your dog out. So you get a cat off and get your dog out. Maybe that gives you the inspiration, Dan, to run faster. Yeah, well, that's not happening, okay?

You're not doing the news. You do call it your dog though. I don't. No one's ever referred to my one as a dog, okay? And if it is a dog, it's one of those small ones like a chihuahua.

More like a puppy. I'm going to call it the dog. Anyway. So how long do you reckon, I mean, I saw, correct me if I'm wrong, Max, somebody else jumped on the pitch before you and it seemed like the security guard's attention was on them

and then that's when you jumped the railing and bolted. Yeah, no, I went first and he went about five seconds later, but I was held on the ground for about a good 10 seconds. But once you're down there, you've only got one goal to get on the field and once I was out, I was out. And I guess the thing of being naked, they've got nothing to grab onto, really,

you know, apart from the dog. But I mean... And that's exactly it, and that's why you have to get naked. Yeah, there's nothing to sort of grab, no shirt. Decoys, nudity, a couple of tips. That's all they've got. Russian swan dives. Fast feet. Yeah, fast feet, you do itan dives. Swan dives.

Fast feet. Yeah, fast feet. You do it in bare feet. And what did your mum say, by the way, Max, when she found out that the streaker at the rugby game was her son? Oh, she cracked up. She thought it was hilarious. Crack up.

Yeah, now we see. Okay. Well, there you go. At least you've saved the $5. That's one of the wisest things you've ever done. And what are you saving towards, Max? Some clubs? Oh, I'm sure. My least you've saved the $5. That's one of the wisest things you can do. And what are you saving towards, Max? Some clubs? Oh, I'm sure.

My next ticket and see where I strike. Oh, God. I also don't know how they enforce a ban at Eden Park when Max shows up next week at the game. How are they going to remember his face? True. You know? It's pretty easy.

They'll remember it. Max, what we might do is maybe we get you on on Friday for a bit of a G-up. You can just get Dan pumped before he tries to, excuse me, evade everybody. Yeah, okay, good. Well, these have been some great tips. None of them I'll use, apart from the fact that maybe saving $5 is a good thing. Yeah.

Thanks, Max. Hey, should we hear the song one more time? No, no, no. It's not happening. No, no, no. I don't want to cry. It sucks. One more time for you, Max.

Here it is, buddy. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is.

Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here, buddy. Here it is. Here it is. Okay. You don't know I was little. Okay. You don't look at me like that. You asked for it to be played again. I just wanted to see if it was as bad as I remembered. And it was a little... Okay. Don't look at me like that. You asked for it to be played again. I just wanted to see if it was as bad as I remembered. And it was.

Okay. More antics as well happening at Electric Ave. From Thursday through till Sunday, the whole Edge team's doing a bit of a long weekend in Christchurch. It's going to be a hell of a lot of fun. And whose idea was this next bit? I think, unfortunately, it might have been mine. All right, well, let's hope it backfires in your face,

even though it will affect all three of us. Comedic shirts for the weekend. If you want to help with the design or the slogan that's going to go on these shirts that we'll wear throughout the weekend, we need your help before eight on the Edge. Clint, Meg and Dan on the Edge. So some days, 14 to eight, we'll give you a crack at winning some cash. Coming up in 15 minutes, people texting in already being like, I need my wisdom teeth out.

A Chromebook. Someone wants to get their hair done. An inflatable kayak. Do you have to pay to get your wisdom teeth out? Is that not covered by like a... By who? By the government. By who?

By you. It's covered by your own credit card. Yeah. Do they not cover wisdom stuff? Only if you're under 18. Wow, bugger. They don't cover wisdom stuff? Only if you're under 18. Wow, bugger. They don't cover any dentist stuff if you're under 18. But I thought like a wisdom tooth is one of those medical things

where you kind of have to have it out. Dan, honestly, if you weren't married, I don't know how you'd get through life. Because your wife wouldn't be looking after you. At the moment, behind the scenes, he's got a pair of scissors and he's digging dirt out from underneath his fingernails. Mmm, yes. I need to chop those.

If only you had some sort of sharp utensil that could do it. Chop them. I should just chop them with the scissors. There you go. Electric Ave, we are going down. We'll hopefully see you there. We have more chances for you to win tickets as well. If you aren't there yet, you might still be able to get there,

but we want to have some fun with it. You might have seen on TikTok, there are families and friend groups that do a little fun game where they surprise each other with t-shirts they got made that they have to wear on the flight to the vacation or

when they're out together at the bar or something. I've seen that before. I've seen it for a wee while and I thought this was the perfect opportunity for us to make t-shirts for each other. The thing here, Meg, is you've thrown yourself under the bus. I have indeed, Dan. Yes, I have. I've seen that before. I've seen it for a wee while and I thought this was the perfect opportunity for us to make t-shirts for each other. The thing here, Meg, is you've thrown yourself under the bus. I have indeed, Dan.

Yes, I have. I've done that and I didn't think that through when I was, I just thought it was funny but then sometimes you forget it's funny because you're in the, it's funny at you. It's funny at you.

Well, Mitch, who works in promos here at The Edge, said, you guys need to send me designs today so that I can get them printed and have them ready for you Friday morning. So we need to get some slogans going. We have already yesterday been brainstorming.

This was just our messenger group chat going back and forth about maybe some potentials that we could put on T-shirts for each other. Okay, boys, I've been looking at t-shirts and at the moment I am leaning towards a big arrow pointing down to your genitalia. Maybe Dan. And then just in big block letters above it, scratch and stuff. Now Meg. Meg, I'm sort of leaning towards the same thing, but for Clint, but it's two arrows,

one pointing up towards his face, which says, the man, and then one arrow pointing down towards his crutch that says, the myth. But that's kind of, I think I even wrote back to you and I was like, that's kind of nice. You like that one? Yeah, that's kind of true.

It's not really embarrassing, is it? And then I guess Dan had a think and he came back with another suggestion. Clint, here's an idea for Meg. How about we get a T-shirt and it just says, in red lettering on the front, the most beautiful woman in the world. And then on the back, we just write, lent me this T-shirt. That's it, Meg. Dan, are you circumcised?

Because I've seen a great t-shirt. Circumcised survivor. Which could be a good one. But I want it to be factually correct if you're going to wear it. What about... Oh, so you're into pronouns, huh? Me too. Let me she them titties.

Oh, that's awful, Clint. Clint, that's awful. For Dan, obviously. Oh, that's awful, Clint. Clint, that's awful. For Dan, obviously. Oh, yeah. I couldn't. I would go home. I'd be on the next flight out. That's bad.

One of those joke T-shirts, if you see a dude wearing it, normally at a theme park, I don't know why it always feels like that. You think about it, it's icky. It just says like 80% of his character in one T-shirt. I think you can assume so many things about a person if they're wearing a joke T-shirt. And unfortunately for us, people will assume those things, which will be untrue because we're wearing them as a gag

and not because we think it's genuinely a funny shirt to wear to a festival. It's like the one, I saw someone wearing this literally the other day and it just says FBI on the front of it. It looks like, you know, like an FBI. And then underneath it says female body inspector. Oh, God. I mean...

Come on. The greatest or worst T-shirt designs that you have seen. God, it's going to have to be really memorable for you to remember you've seen this T-shirt. I'll share one that actually my brother and I bought with our own money when we were overseas on a holiday with my parents once. And we only wore it for about 15 seconds because as soon as mum saw it she made us take it off

and burnt it. But yeah, if you've got a suggestion as well, maybe an original one for Meg, you can send them through as well. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. Right now though we're taking your slogans or suggestions to go on our t-shirts that we will wear in Christchurch for Electric Avenue.

Can't read all of them, unfortunately. Most of them. Oh, God, no. Most of them. No, no, no. So this is Meg's idea. So we're all designing behind each other's backs t-shirts, embarrassing t-shirts, aren't they? That's what it's going to be. Yeah, they will be t-shirts that you, in theory, do not want to wear, get in photos.

I mean, it'll be fine if people know the gag, but most people, I imagine, aren't they? That's what it's going to be. Yeah, they will be t-shirts that you, in theory, do not want to wear, get in photos. And, I mean, it'll be fine if people know the gag, but most people, I imagine, won't. And they'll just think that that's the kind of person that you are that would buy that t-shirt you're wearing. That's what I'm worried about. I think I'm going to have to stick with you two the whole time. Because if I'm by myself, off getting like a hot dog at a stand or something,

I don't know what my t-shirt's going to say. This one text came through and it says... Yours isn't great. This is just your like a hot dog at a stand or something. Yeah. I don't know what my t-shirt's going to say. Yeah. This one text that came through and it says... Yours isn't great. The suggestion Dan and I

have been talking back and forth about. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yours. Well, I don't doubt it. I've got the two biggest bullies in my life who get excited

to make fun of their fake little sister. Do you like stopping and talking to strangers for ages? Because I think the one we're leaning towards is going to make that happen a lot.

Yeah, you're just going to have to have real good chat. Okay, anyway. There's a new text coming through. I mean, we haven't landed on that completely yet, Meg, but it's definitely a lean towards. Someone's texted this.

It's a two-person one and they're suggesting it for Clint and myself. A two-part T-shirt. One says, I come in peace. Right. I come in peace, yeah.

And then the other one just says, I'm in peace. Oh, I've seen these for Christmas sweaters and stuff. You do. Another one saying, I'm so good, Santa came twice. And then the other partner wears the shirt that just says Santa. I love to finger paint and the other one says paint. Yeah. There's a bit of that.

I remember a t-shirt that my brother and I both bought. We thought it was hilarious. And it looked like, do you remember is it like Wheel of Fortune where they turn the letters over? And it had G blank, like a dash. G blank. And then the next word had F blank CK.

And then the last one had Y blank blank R S blank L F. And it said last one had Y blank blank RS blank LF. And it said, would you like to buy a vowel? Mum did not let us wear that. Oh, very naughty. It's witty and naughty. We could do something like that, but change the blanks in the sentence. I think I prefer the one we're leaning towards for Meg.

Right. That's even better. Yeah. Okay, Clint, I've just sent you a private message with the one I'm thinking of, Dan. What do you think? What do you think? I don't know if it's too far or not, but now you guys

have winded me up. What do you think? Ooh, I would never wear it. Okay. As long as you don't go that hard with mine, I think it's brilliant.

Okay. Well, I take your private message you've sent to Clint, Meg, and I've sent you one about Clint. Have a look at that one. Absolutely no way he's ever worried that. There's no way. That one will have to be blurred.

Yeah, the problem is, Meg, we do like funny, edgy, and Dan doesn't know where the line is a lot of the time. He is not signing off on my shirt. Oh, no, the line is well below this one. Honestly, Clint, if you were that T-shirt, you couldn't be in videos. Oh, no. Guys, no, the line is well below this one. Honestly, Clint, if you were that T-shirt, you couldn't be in videos. Oh, no. Guys, no.

No. I would actually cancel your trip and just not come. Yeah, I like that one. Someone texts in, I'm a good Clint. But obviously the L and I, I've had this my whole life, it can look like a U if it's close together. Get away with the easiest one yet again. You'll be wishing you had that T-shirt, my friend.

As long as I don't have Meg's because honestly I don't have time to talk to everyone at the festival. No, please, please, please don't. Please don't. I think actually we're just going to have to leave her behind, Clint. No, please.

Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. Quite fitting probably coming out of that song because there is a guy who is going viral on social media at the moment. He's in court. It must be one of those Judge Judy type shows where they film it. I love them. For a TV show or whatever, and someone's ripped it.

And he is calling his wife a liar, saying that his children, he suspects, are not biologically his. Take a listen. What brings you in the courtroom today? I have been wondering for a long time about whether these children, we have three children, whether they're mine or not, they're all so ugly.

I'm a real handsome dude and these kids look like they come right off the street. Okay, Mrs. Willis. Yes. I mean, y'all have been together for a long time. What is your take on it?

We've been together for over 50 years. Wow. What a dreadful, disgusting human being. I mean, I'm hoping it's all fake and set up, and you know what I mean? Like, I can only sit there and hope, because if I was his child, I'd wish and pray I wasn't related to him.

Because the whole set up, it does sound fake. On paper, you go, oh, God, another classic set-up. But then when you see the footage, it looks real, doesn't it? It looks like the reactions are real. Is there a reason why he thinks they're not his? Yeah, many reasons. This was one that he gave in court. You know, one time I came home, and I pulled in the front driveway,

and I saw this car down the street take off because somebody came out the back door. It was the repairman. I told you the washing machine was broken. I would be, he was probably cheating. You know when there's like not really a reason? Well, there's people laughing, right? You can hear people laughing in the background.

They're like, come on, this just can't be real. Okay, well. Oh God, does it prove they aren't his? They do the paternity test and here are the results of his ugly in his words children not being his because he's too damn good looking the results reason follow first child mr willis you are not the problem that's where i figured oh no oh that's good that's wrong that's, that's good. Mrs. Willis. That's wrong. That's wrong. That's wrong. Second child. That's got to be a mistake. Mr. Willis, you are not the father.

You are reading someone else's file. This can't be true. So I have a mailman and a plumber. Child three, you are not the father. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Honey, I love you.

Don't leave me. Oh, man, if you think your life is complicated at the moment, there are people out there doing life like that. Goodness me. So, in a weird way, I guess he was kind of like... Well, I hope the kids are relieved. But then also, if he's been in your life for many, many years, it's like, yeah, you might biologically not be their dad, but if you raise them, you're their dad.

Like, lots of families have bombshells, don't they? You know, like, there's always a little bit of a skeleton in the closet of every family. Yeah, yeah, and if you don't think there is, then maybe you just don't know about it, or the bombshell hasn't been dropped. Yeah, I mean, maybe some skeletons like that one are bigger than others.

But I found out I had a half-sister when I was, like, in my 20s. Really? From my dad, he had a half-sister when I was like in my 20s. Really? From my dad. He had a previous relationship, yeah, that I only knew. And they like,

yeah, and they, he didn't have any contact with the woman. What happened when they finally reached out after 20 odd years of, you know,

missing out and getting to know you? Well, we talked. We talked, like, we messaged and stuff and everything seemed nice

and then she asked for ACDC tickets because I worked for The Rock at the time. How long within? A couple of days. Yeah, I thought, oh, maybe not. And didn't you have a new popper or something, Clint? My dad, I think, late in life.

I'm sorry. Dad's still throwing me. Did you give her ACDC tickets? No. God, no, no, no. I'm going to stop talking about it. Sorry, I shouldn't have said that. You're a deaf and idiot tickets? No, God, no, no, no. I'm going to stop talking about it. Sorry, I shouldn't have said that.

You're a deaf and idiot, a half-brother, very late in life. So that was an interesting addition to all the family barbecues and stuff. Did they ask for ACDC tickets? No, he didn't ask me for tickets to D'Olema or anything. I think he was in his 50s or 60s. Yeah. Sometimes I need to just not say things on air. Okay, well, if we're asking you to share,

then it'd only be right, Dan, that you would as well. Yes, exactly. We'd love to talk family bombshells. What was the bombshell in your family where everyone was like, what? And all of a sudden the family group chat's blowing up or you've been sent a text going, oh my God, you will never guess what's just happened.

Bloody good band, though, eh? We can, we can disguise your voice and change your name. You've got a great story but you think maybe your family are listening

and it's still a sensitive issue or subject. I would have shot my shot to see these guys live. Yeah. Don't blame them. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge.

Talking family bombshells. Have you had one that you're okay to talk about? And if it is a little sensitive, we can disguise your voice to get your story. Dan, you're going to have to be in charge of that, which makes me worried because you're on phones today. Yeah, because Meg's computer's not working.

We have got Kristen who's called through. Does she need to be on voice disguiser? Do you want to be on voice disguiser? No. Well, you don't ask. She got that. It'd be great. Thanks, Dan. And a fake name too. What would you have done? Okay, that's good. Okay, so Kristen, you just't ask, do you? She'd gone, that'd be great, thanks, Dan, and a fake name too.

What would you have done? Okay, that's good. Okay, so Crystal, you just take it away. So my auntie, she was married, and her husband worked overseas so that they could purchase a house, and they did. And then probably about six years ago, I noticed that he didn't show up to the family Christmas. And I was like, oh, that's a bit weird.

And then a few more years go by and he still hasn't shown up. And then last year I noticed that my auntie changed her name back to her maiden name. I was like, oh, this is a bit strange. And family Christmas comes around, still didn't see him. And so I kind of like asked my mum and she said, oh, like, did you not know he's actually gone off and started a new family in Africa

and he's decided he's not coming back to New Zealand. He doesn't want to see his children and yeah, he's just staying there. He's not coming back. And she was kind of a bit glad that I didn't mention anything because she was still a bit, my auntie was still a bit sore on the

subject because she's still legally married in New Zealand. He just hasn't come back. I bet she loves you talking about the radio now though. There's so much, like, that's a lot to unpack there. Yeah. So how did he, did they miss how they met in Africa? Did they go to Africa

and he met her or met online or did she come over here? Yeah. You don't know. I mean, we were giving it a week to ask. Oh, Dan's put her back on hold. Oh, she was still chatting. Sorry, Kristen. Dan put you on hold. Yeah.

Oh, lovely. Yeah, it's very classic, Dan. Yeah, how did you meet her? So they actually met in New Zealand and they'd been together for a decent, like, they'd been together for 20-odd years. They had teenage children together and so they, he initially moved over to Africa

to start working in the mines so that they could get more money to purchase a property in New Zealand because our housing crisis is bloody crazy. And yeah, he just never came back. Wow. Easy, really, isn't it? Thanks, Kristen.

A lot of stories coming through of grandparents that are passing away. Oh, they tell their secrets. And then they find out, you know, later after the fact that there's lots of kids. Yeah, Grandad was talking about his eight kids, but then when we reminded him he only had six, he said, nah, there's two in Italy.

Two in Italy? Shock, Grandad. You forgot to mention that until you were on your deathbed. And then you try and find them, you know, you go on one of those journeys where you go to Italy. We've got Tori as well here. Tori, what was the family bombshell? Hey, so my great-nana passed away about five years ago. And a couple of days after her passing,

my nana's older sister sat them down and told them that she had an older son. And it turns out that my nana's sister and the oldest son actually worked together growing up for like years and they never knew that they were siblings. Wow. And also he used to go around, and my great nan is later years,

he used to go around and visit her and met her a couple of times. We only found out because we read her diary. Oh, reading the diary, eh? Yeah. It's sort of a good outcome really because I guess it comes out it's just sad that she was dying when it came out. This is

crazy. I'm saying my friend's mum and dad were swingers back in the 70s. It turns out they ended up doing a complete full partner swap. Wow. I mean, come on. Do you end up swinging and then do a full partner swap? I don't know whether you do it with friends.

I've seen that happen a couple of times. It'd be like all of a sudden, Meg, if you and your husband Guy were swinging and then so was Dan and his wife Hannah and then all of a sudden you were with Dan and Hannah was with Guy. God imagine. Sorry, did you get a little vomity? Is that the pregnancy? It's a pregnancy thing. Yeah, fair enough.

Not the thought of being married to Dan. We would, can you imagine? Oh my God, it'd be like two siblings. It'd be like two bickering siblings I'd have upstairs you'd have downstairs and we'd just leave it at that we'd never look at anything

nah on our bodies or anything like that you know it'd just be two friends living together Meg makes a great soup though I do make a good soup

minestrone pumpkin lentil there you go so she makes three good soups two okay Clint Meg and Dan on the edge There you go. So she makes three good suits. Okay. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge.

It's Clint, Meg and Dan. Job jargon bingo. Righto, kick it in the guts, Trev. Alright, what is the lingo jargon that you use at your work? Call us and let us know what you're up to today and we'll try and work out what it is you might do for a job based on the jargon that you use. We did quite well last week, didn't we, Meg? I think you said we got two from three.

Yes, darling. Yeah, so let's see how we go this week. There's two callers lined up. We've got Susie first. Hey, Susie. Hello. Hi, so we're going to get you to just kind of say a statement or a paragraph. We can't ask any more questions,

but it's like you're talking to us in your job lingo. Go ahead. Okay, do YouTube or it's a VTU 101. Then the EDR. Then check, tick and add cradle. Check, tick and add cradle. I thought you said add cream. So I'm very confused.

It's an ice cream store. Are you doing all that today? Yes. I'm not, but the people that I work with are. Remember, no more questions. That's the game. So that's all we get. I've got absolutely, I think logistics of some sort.

Logistics? Some sort of freight logistics. Add cradle, that would mean, yeah. And she would be like the person, like the liaise person to let them know where to put things. She says she doesn't. So it's kind of like, is she working on like a concrete plant with like truck drivers and things? I used to work at a courier company and as their receptionist, you kind of had to talk to the couriers about bits and bobs.

So do you think it's something to do with like freight and like shipping? Freight and shipping. Yeah, I'm happy to lock that in with you, Meg. Okay. Is that what you're doing, Susie? Yeah, both quite close. I work in admin, so I'm the one that does the invoicing, but the boys add like GPS units into trucks and that's the tube in does the invoicing. But the boys add, like, GPS units into trucks,

and that's the tube in the V2-101. And the ECR is the pitch wire, so that makes them understand where the truck is being. Okay, well, let's... Okay, Producer Carl. I don't know. Producer Carl, what do you think? Does that, like, we said freight logistics, and it's about, it's Susie...

I mentioned trucking, but we didn't lock that in. Do we get it as a pass or a fail? I'm going to let that pass. I think you've gotten pretty damn close there. I did all the jobs. Nice. Okay, thank you, Susie. So we've got one from one.

We go to the judge who's on our team. Great. Okay, let's go two from two. Morning, Holly. Hello, how are you? Good. Give us some job jargon. Yeah, what are you doing today?

All right. On assessment of the cervical spine, there was a decrease in joint play, increase in muscle tone, and some point tenderness. Okay, cervical spine. Cervical could mean cervix, which is something to do with, you know,

maybe not babies, but like pregnancy. She's a midwife or something. Cervical spine, but then joint. It made me think physio. Yeah, she sounded more like a physio at the end. Maybe she could be a pregnancy physio, postpartum physio. Or a chiropractor. Oh, no, she wasn't saying pelvic.

Pelvic physio. I've had a pelvic physio before. Really? Kegel's person. Yeah, yeah. Ooh, what do we think? Physio, chiropractor, or surgeon. Or is she like a paramedic?

And she's relaying the symptoms of what somebody's experiencing? I'm leaning towards a physiotherapist. But which physiotherapist? Just a regular or a pelvic or a... Oh, no, let's not specify the parts. Can we just umbrella term it? Oh, right. You want to take an easy one, sure, Dan.

We're locking in physiotherapist. Okay. Not quite. Almost. You want to take an easy one, sure, Dan. We're locking in physiotherapists. Not quite. Almost. Oh, it's almost. What are you? I'm a chiropractor. Clint!

We should have listened to you. Damn it. If you had finished... The cervical spine is your neck. Oh, God, OK, nothing to do with the cervix. OK. If Holly had said also, I'm going to need to see you at least six to eight more times, I would have gone chiropractor.

Chiropractor, yeah. Damn it. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. And we have a special guest joining us in studio next. It's a little self-indulgent for the two of us. Two of us? Well, no, for the two of you, I mean, and myself. So the three of us.

Very, very excited. Is Liam waiting outside at the moment? Liam! Come on, Liam! Join us, mate! And his wife, Emma, as well. Liam and Emma, you might have actually heard, if you've ever listened to our OnlyFans podcast,

they listen in Ireland to us and we've spoken to them quite a few times. Even Liam, we've spoken to you on the show live before because you listen live somehow overseas.

Is that right? Yeah. Under all the app. Yes, that's right. Under all the app. I just love the accent. I just love it. It's like, oh, so good.

Yeah, the road raps big internationally. Yeah, absolutely. Wow. And so you listen, obviously when we're on here from 6 till 10 a.m., what time is that in Ireland when you're listening live? Oh, man, don't put me on the spot.

That's like 5 p.m. to 9 p.m. Yeah. Are we 13 hours behind? Yeah. You're 13. Oh, stop it. I love it. You're over here in New Zealand.

How long have you been here traveling? So we left Ireland on the 25th of January and we are leaving New Zealand on the 25th of February. So a whole month here. Have you been here before? We lived here. Oh, you did live here. That's right. We lived here for 15 months.

And then I got pregnant with our first son here so we flew home. So we came on the September 2018. We left December 2019. Our first son, Teddy, was born in the February and then the COVID hit in March. Right now, by the way, Teddy. And so, yeah, I love that you guys have come here on holiday.

You're like, I'm going to pop in and see the crew. Yeah, absolutely. Like, this is so surreal for us because you're like, this is like, I feel like we're like being famous people. Absolutely. Oh, Dan's not that famous no I'm not that famous no you are

Dan is very famous Dan has been looking in real life though right my mum has seen 110 cents see 110 cents even though I always

like everyone gives you such stick and I'm like Dan's hot Liam's right here those legs I can see your legs from here then

you can't see them on the radio but my god those legs they're good legs you're looking at those shaved legs that then. You can't see them on the radio, but my God, those legs. They're good legs. You're looking at our shaved legs that were waxed. They were waxed just the other day. So what are you guys doing in New Zealand?

What does the holiday look like this month? Oh, so we've been everywhere. Like, we flew into Auckland, went up to Paia, and then made our whole way down through Rotorua, Taupo. Yeah, we got a camper van, and we put about 3,000 kilometres on that. What's the best pick so far? Best spot so far that you think?

Oh yeah, you were talking about it last week. Actually, Christchurch surprised me. Yeah, it's beautiful, right? Really nice. Oh my gosh. Oh, for the kids especially. Yeah, I would move

if me and my husband have seen it in the past. If it wasn't for my job, we'd move there in a heartbeat. So we had friends that we used to work with who have since moved, they lived in Auckland

and had kids and since moved back to Christchurch and oh, we get it. Oh, it's perfect. So we'll friends that we used to work with who have since moved, they lived in Auckland and had kids and since moved back to Christchurch and oh, we get it. Oh, it's perfect. It's such a nice family place. We're going there tomorrow, straight after the show. And I run around the park with money stuck to me.

I know, yeah. Strapping cash to me, I'm going to be running around. This will be the last time you see me. I'll be dead. Yeah. I am genuinely concerned. This morning before we came into work, I had a little moment. I was like, I'm genuinely concerned you're going to get injured.

I think I'm going to need like a neck brace or something, like, I'm genuinely concerned you're going to get a job. I'm going to need like a neck brace or something, like a whole body brace. You're going to be body tackled. Do you guys spread the word of the Come Big and Dance show in Ireland?

We didn't manage to convert anyone. Everyone's like, who are these people? And we're like, oh, you need to listen. Get on the Rove app, get on the podcast.

That only finds as well. We love that. Everyone we meet in New Zealand, Lynn's like, do you know Clint Randall? Do you know Mike Manson? And they're like, ah, and you're like, do you listen to The Edge? Lynn's like, do you know Clint Randall? Do you know Mick Manson? They're like,

do you listen to The Edge? Lynn's like, why don't you listen to The Edge? Oh my gosh. How good. Every time they're like, no. Everyone in New Zealand

knows Dan Webby. Yes. Nobody knows Clint, am I joking? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's the other way around, actually. Hey, well,

we'll take our conversation off here. We'll punch into a three minute break and then back at 3 till 10. But the show finishes at 10. Is 10 past 10 too early for a Guinness? No. Okay, sweet, man. I'm going to catch up for a bit. That's 10 past 9 on Irish time, eh?

Love it. Thank you guys so much for making the effort and popping in to say hi. I really appreciate it. I love you all. It's cool to catch up with our international podcasters or streamers around the world. We just didn't need to get that lady from Switzerland. Oh, and the lady from the family from America

that sent us some chilli one time. Yes. We got three. That's right. Clint, Meg and Dan on the Edge. Rover. Music, radio, podcasts.