The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW #462 Is Clint off to Vegas?

Episode Date: February 23, 2025

If you listened to ep #459 when Dan lost it after hearing Shelley's 'Smelly Hole' text, we chat to her in person and find out if it really is... Smelly... and Clint follows up on a promise made LAST OCTOBER... Will he get to go to Vegas to watch The Wahs?!?  Plus we chat weird stuff you've got in your house (Mumified mouse passed down by grandad, anyone?) and the definitive list of the sexiest professions!

This is a Edge Breakfast with Clint, Meg and Dan. Kia ora, good morning. Bang on six o'clock Monday. Welcome to the show. Wow, we have seen a lot of each other these past few days. Yeah, almost too much in a way. You could say that. It was.

Some would. Dan and I were sharing a hotel. It's just like flatting all over again. Just take me back. You've never flatted before. I've never faded in your life. Yeah. You know what?

It was interesting sharing. You know, when you share, you've got a colleague, obviously, and you share a room with them. You learn a lot more about them than you would. What did you learn about our Clint, Dan? Where do I start, Meg? Oh, the stuff I learned about Dan, I can only share in the OnlyFans podcast after the show.

No, and he's made up a lot of stuff about me. I'll tell you what I learned. We're already defending ourselves. He's quite gassy. Yes, I know. He's gassier than you think. Okay, well, I'll just say this. Why would Dan need to put his left hand up at the top left corner of the glass shower wall

where I found a Dan-sized handprint? Why would he need to put his left hand... A Dan-sized handprint. Why would Dan need to put his left hand... A Dan-sized handprint. Why would Dan need to put his hand up against the corner of the glass for leverage? Actually, I like that. Hands against each other very quickly. Oh no, they're not the same size. Dan, you've got a smaller hand.

He said it was a bigger handprint. That's his hand. I didn't say it was big. I said a Dan-sized hand. You have tiny hands. Similar hand sizes. No, you have tiny hands. Tiny. No one't say it was big. I said a Dan-sized hand. You have tiny hands. Similar hand sizes. No, you have tiny hands. Tiny. No one's... Check the tape.

No one ever said you had big hands. Why were you filming me? I said, check the tape. It's Clint, Meg and Dan, the Eat Breakfast. Time for a little coffee catch-up before we officially kick off the show. Maybe we'll just chat about what we've been discussing behind the scenes.

Yeah, I normally get berated bringing this up, but Clint brought up his dreams oh there's no one there's so many radio shows that talk about their dreams and the meaning behind it

yeah yeah but the thing is if you can give us the meaning Dan then it won't just be really I think it gives it an interesting view into someone's psyche

because I don't dream and I get really jealous when people talk about their dreams I'm like I never dream of anything and then last night I wish I hadn't because I dreamt of war.

Good nightmares. And I was running around with mates and friends of mine are getting trying to surrender and being killed. Were we in it? I don't think Dan's much of a soldier. Even in your dream where all your friends are in war, Dan wasn't there. Yeah, I'm one of those people

that's like a, what do they call it, conscientious objector, where I just don't go to war and they put me in jail. Yeah. You were locked in your mum's basement. And Meg, you're female. And Frank. You're female and pregnant, so they don't let you. Yeah, they're fine.

They let me out. Yeah, okay. So, Clint, I'm just putting it, I've found this website. It's called dreammeaning.com. Yeah. Really original name for the website there. So, I was in war

were you shot or anything? no I wasn't anybody shot? yeah a lot of people shot around me where abouts? just like in the heart or the head? yeah like everywhere anywhere specifically?

well that's a leading question your honour because Meg knows one of my friends got shot in the butthole that could have been Dan that's one hell of a bullseye that's more points than a headshot that could have been Dan. That's one hell of a bullseye. That's more points than a headshot. That could have been Dan, actually. I don't know. If I'm in war, I've got shot in the butthole.

Dan was bending over, hiding. He was camping behind a car. And they were like, see you, buddy. Poof. Poof. Oh, wait. So he fired it beforehand and then got shot in the arse like that. I was picking up my gun, all right?

And unfortunately, my pants fell off. You really do need that belt. Dan, if you have your time, you need to take your belt to war or your pants will fall down. Dan had been on rations for two weeks and had lost a lot of weight. By the chips, the only ones that could fight. So all I put in, I went to war, my friend got shot in the butthole. That's too specific.

This dream means a loss of control. Especially if you've been shot. I mean, someone says dreaming of being shot anywhere on the body reflects powerless and loss of control in your life or in any particular situation. So maybe, have you been feeling like you've been losing control in your life? Well, I didn't die in the dream. I was still running around, but I feel like people were dying around me.

So maybe the people around me are losing control. I definitely am. I've been shot in the anus. Losing control of my bowels. Okay, Meg had a dream. What does this mean? I had a dream that my hairdresser opened up a pharmacy. It's quite a specific one.

Hold on. It was that a specific one. Hold on. You didn't open it. We just have dreams about all our friends doing something. Nothing else happened and I just walked past the store and I was like, oh, look at that.

My hairdresser's venturing into a new pharmacy. Does that come up with anything? Meaning. Hold on. It's not me. It's not my pharmacy.

Meaning. I-N-G. Nah, nothing really comes up. I thought as much. This is Clint, Meg and Dan, The Edge Breakfast. Finally it is here. The week has arrived that I've been waiting for since the 22nd of October at 7.35am. Oh God, he's kept the date and time.

Josie actually joins us on the show. She called it. She also has been waiting since the 22nd of October for this week. I can't believe it, Josie. Josie, what do you remember Clint got promised six months ago? He was promised that Will was going to take him to Vegas and watch the Wwise win. Yeah.

You're right, Josie. Absolutely nailed that. Their very first game this Saturday and they are part of the opening round where there are going to be three games played in Vegas. The Warriors are one of those teams. Refresh me why he was going to do that, Clint. He won something, wasn't it, from us?

Yeah, we had to guess how many lollies were in the New Zealand lolly jar. Remember the sweepstakes? And the three of us guessed, and although we were all miles off, I happened to be the closest, and Will had put his money behind me and said, I reckon Clint's right.

So if you backed the winner, you were in the draw to win. And so Will backed me and my guess and said that if I was right, this is what he would do. Have you already decided where you're going to go in the world with 5,000 Airpoints dollars? We can go together some way, should we?

Oh, get in if you win, me and you, boys trip. Vegas, the Warriors. Oh my God, I've never wanted a listener to win a prize more than I want Will to win. So I didn't say, can we go to Vegas if you win? Will threw that out, got me excited about something I wasn't even excited about. And then I think when he did win, he still stood by it.

Yeah, this was the moment that Meg told Will that he had picked right. Will, you're taking Clint to Vegas! Me and Will are going to become best friends! We don't need to go like business class. We can just do economy. You know, you'll still have some... I think I'll go business. You can go economy.

We'll go tax. I think what happened, guys, is that I think what happened is that Will has a partner. And Will maybe went back home and said, hey, I'm going to take Clint from the radio to Vegas with this

prize winning. And then they go, pardon? We haven't had a honeymoon. We haven't been on a holiday for three years. The kids are sitting here wanting to go to Disneyland. Me and Will, I mean, from the little interaction we've had, I mean, we've broed down pretty quick. He didn't even mention a partner to me. That's true.

I think what's happened is he's just played it up for the radio. He was never going to take Clint. What? But he's done the thing where he's like, I'll take you, and then he's won it. He's gone, yeah. Dan, I didn't say, can you please take me to the Warriors game in Vegas if you win

he said that, he suggested, I'd already decided in my mind, that's not in my future and then he was like, yes it is I reckon Will knows content he knows he's a showman he wants to be at a bit of pizzazz Is it this weekend? Yeah, Saturday

Have you got the time off? Not yet, no but But I know our boss Casey, who I have on hold at the moment, is a huge Warriors fan and he would not want me to miss out on such an incredible free opportunity. Casey, good morning. You know what, Clint? You know what?

You were bang on. I'd never let you miss out on that. So if Will actually stood by his word and said okay, I haven't spent the dollars, let's do it, Clint. Genuinely, genuinely, you'd be like, okay, Clint, go. Okay. 100%. Wow.

This is potentially a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Wow, okay. Warriors in Vegas. Oh, my God. Do it. Meek had to fight to have her daughter's birthday off. Casey's like, yeah, but you get tons of those. She'll have a birthday every year.

Yeah, there it is. To be fair, true, Casey, yeah, that's annoying. I'm going to want this one's birthday off. Casey's like, yeah, but you get tons of those. He'll have a birthday every year. Yeah, there it is. To be fair, true, Casey, yeah, that's annoying. I'm going to want this one's birthday too, by the way, so that's a pre-warning. That is great. That is great from Casey. God, he's a good boss, isn't he? Because I need a couple of days either side of the weekend,

surely, just to factor in the travel to Vegas and back. No, the problem is the thing you haven't factored in, Clint, is that you have not heard from Will. Not a good sign when it's this weekend. I didn't want to be needy so I thought I'd wait for him to reach out. Obviously we're talking about this now so he probably could. I also need to get some off from the wife because

me taking off to go to Vegas. And where were you just this weekend? In Christchurch. Working to help pay the mortgage so my kids and my wife have a roof over their head. Is that that touch and go is it? Right. okay. Right.

Okay. I don't know. I think if Will was going to take him by now, he would have gotten in touch and gone, hey, bro, let's set up some time. You know, when are we meeting at the airport? What are you taking? What's the plan?

Will Will be a man of his word? If I know Will like I think I do, I should probably start packing just in case. Okay. I don't know. I mean, I don't want to think that he's going to take it. There's no way, boys.

There's absolutely no way that he's just going to be like, yeah, let's go. I have bought tickets in advance. He's got $5,000 of air points thanks to me. This is Clint, Meg and Dan, The Edge Breakfast.

Last week, when we were talking about nicknames you were given at school, we got this call from Shelly. Go on, Shelly Coles, text through. People used to call her Smelly Hole. Shelly, you poor girl. Poor Shelly.

This is why my husband needs to do his work. Okay. Well, Shelly, who texted that in, now actually a week later, joins us on the phones because Dan has not been able to stop laughing about that text since you sent it in, Shelly. Shelly, is it triggering to have somebody laugh at that name again after all these years? Oh, look, I actually, I was at work when I texted that in and I was in tears laughing just listening to Dan. Oh, I'm glad you can see the funny side, Smelly.

Do you remember the first time? I'm glad you could take the piss out of me, Greg. Do you remember the first time somebody... Do you remember the person who did it? Like, is it a cool memory of when they first came out with Smelly Hole? Oh, look, I wouldn't call it a cool memory. No, no.

No, cool, I mean like you remember. Cool, like... No, not cool. It was in high school, you know, so everybody's mean to you in high school. Any reason to take the piss out of somebody. How long did it stick for? Was it like a week or a year? Oh, just only

in school. It was probably third through till fifth form, I would say. Oh God, that's a long time, Shelley, isn't it? That's a bit sad. And I could be on one side of the school, on the other side of the field, and I could just hear... And they could smell you from the... Oh, from the other side of the thing. And they'd be you from the... From the other side of the thing.

And they'd be yelling at you. From the other side of the field. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's okay. I'm okay with it now. Yeah, you must have been happy to get out of high school, right? I mean, it's a reach as well. Yeah, it was quite traumatising, as you could imagine. Sorry, Dad? Changing Shelley to smelly, that's a reach in itself. And then coal

to hole. I mean, they rhyme, but that's about it. Well, I know. Yeah, yeah. Well, exactly, exactly. And just for reference, I don't have a smelly, that's a reach in itself, and then coal to hole. I mean, they rhyme, but that's about it. Well, I know. Yeah, yeah. Well, exactly, exactly. And just for reference, I don't have a smelly hole. No, good on you. No. Good on you, Shelley, for clearing that up. Anyone was wondering. The whole time, it wasn't even a factual gag. Right. Did you ever get angry

at your parents? Did you ever, like, take it back to your parents and go, how dare you? Like, why'd you name me this? And they sat there going, we didn't even think that they would. To be fair, you don't think, do you? So I'm so pleased that you and your husband, Megan, have decided to, you know, take that into consideration. That's his whole job. I feel like my parents hated me.

Yeah, his whole job in the naming process is to think of every nickname that a potential child could be called. So I appreciate that. Good on him. Good on him. 10 out of 10, guys. Yeah. At least your name isn't like this person's text

and they used to go to a school with a girl called Emma Roids. Emma Roids. Terrible. Em Roids. Daniel, again, the notes would all say terrible. Yeah, thank you, Shelley. I didn't write it, Shelley. It's Clint, Meg and Dan, the Edge Breakfast.

Supposedly there is a secret doomsday bunker that is being discovered that is shocking locals on a Wanaka property. We'd love to know, what is the weird thing that you have in your house that people get a bit taken aback by when they come visit? Yeah, I don't think there's anything in mine, actually. I've been to your house, you've got some fun stuff. Carpet's looking pretty grotty. Yeah, grotty carpet.

Oh, they're pretty shocked just by the state of it. Yeah, that's something. We had a urinal in our house when we bought it. A gay couple, they had a double shower and a urinal. And so when we did the... Why does it matter if they're gay? Well, I guess because they use a urinal more than a straight couple. Oh, right.

Or two girls. Yeah, I see. If you're flatting, you're not really using a urinal. So I guess they just thought, then. If you're flatting, you're not really using urinal. So I guess they just thought, then they've got two toilets if they want to go at the same time. And so when we did our renovations, we kept it.

So I've still got the urinal. A few texts coming through on this. My nana has a lift, used to have a lift that takes her up the stairs. I guess it's one of those ones. Oh, I love the way

you sit on the chair like in the movies. Yeah, I'm guessing that's what it was. She said, my dad sat on it as a joke and broke it. Now she lives downstairs.

Oh my god. Poor lady. Fix it, Dad. Sorry, Margaret, we're going to have to move you downstairs, love. That's terrible. The seat's broken. That's awful. Another person went to a house that had a glass floor that had a river running underneath the house.

That's rich. Yeah, but is that just where you've just built over a flow path? You know, like, and... That's bad. Yeah, and I imagine it just makes everything in the house more moist and damp. Oh, I don't mind moist damp. I want to stay in an Airbnb.

No, thanks. I don't think... Name one thing that's better if it's moist and damp. The carrot cake. Damp. Moving on to damp. We're talking about great things your cake has, then great. But a moist house is not great, I don't think.

I once stayed in an Airbnb once, and I can't remember, I think it was in Nelson. And it had a pool. So it was a nice thing, but it had a pool. But then if you went downstairs into one of the bedrooms, there was a glass wall that looked into the underwater of the pool. So you could, like, swim down under the water and, like, look into the bedroom. Yep. It was so cool. Oh my God. Really?

Okay, let's go to Emma. Oh, we're heading to the edge. Emma, your bestie's nana had something in their house. Yeah. So when I was a kid, I used to go to my best friend's house like almost every day and casually in her bathroom, she used to have a moa skeleton. A moa? A giant bird. A mo have a moor skeleton. A moor? A giant bird?

A moor. Yeah. Yeah, like an entire three-metre-plus-tall moor skeleton. My goodness, I feel like that. In the bedroom, like just made up as like a museum or like a fossil? No, not in the bedroom, in the bathroom. Oh, bathroom. God, well, imagine watching that while you're having a shower.

Wait, wait, where did she get it from? I'm so confused. Is it real? Yeah, it was real. My best friend's grandmother kind of used to be a taxi, derma-type person. I feel like it should be in a museum. Yeah, they've probably already got one.

They'll be like, yeah, thanks, we've got one of those. Because when did them all go extinct? Many, many years ago. Many, many, many years ago. So that must be worth a lot of money. Also, it must have really high ceilings. I'd imagine even. How's it in your bathroom, Emma?

So this is a really high stud, this house. You could fit a mall in there. Yeah. That's a selling point. Emma's always like, speaking of which. You could fit three malls tall. Thanks, Emma. That's so good.

Okay, Emma, what about you? Sarah. Sarah, what did your granddad have in his house? He had a mummified mouse on his windowsill in the kitchen Sarah, what did your granddad have in his house? He had a mummified mouse on his windowsill in the kitchen after he found it dead under the fridge. Not as good as a moor, is it? Wait, so rather than getting rid of it, just kept it on the windowsill of the kitchen going forward?

Yep. Yep. I now have that mouse in a box at home. But mummified, what does that mean? Is it not just dead? What do you mean? It died, and then it shri at home. But mummified? What does that mean? Is it not just dead? What do you mean? It died and then it like shriveled up and like mummified. Right.

Wait, you've been given it. Is it wrapped up in like bandages? No, no, like after something dies, it's to a point like mummified. Yeah, we get it. Google it, Google it. Hey, Sarah, don't worry. We're not thinking it's wrapped up in, like, little Egyptian bandages for a little mouse with his little paws and his feet.

Brendan Fraser plays it in the movie. And wait, that's so weird that you got it. Do a little round two, yeah. What I find is weird is it got passed down to you, and then, even weirder, you kept it. I'd be like, thanks, Grandad. I don't know what to do with it. I'd say maybe throw it out.

You could just throw it in the bandail. You could. I'd say maybe throw it out. You could just throw it in the bin, Dale. You could. I mean, it's a family elu now. She's worried it's going to come back to life on a full moon and get her or something. Thanks, Sarah. And Harley, finally, what did you find in your house that was strange? Or do you have in your house?

Was it Hayley? Hayley, yeah, sorry. What did I say? We had testicles from my dog for a little while. So she was a girl, and then we went to get her fixed, and they said she's a hermaphrodite. And they said, do you want to keep its nuts? And I said, sure.

So we had those sitting in a little jar. So you had a girl dog, but then you went to get her fixed, and then they found testicles. And they're like, ha, look at that, she has both bits. Would you like to keep these? And you said yes, please. Okay, wait, and then you put them in a jar and kept it where? It was just on a little shelf

with all the ornamental things. In the lounge? In the kitchen? In the lounge. I was quite hoping for like secret layers and like you know, stuff. No, and mummified mouses and testicles. And a mower. Yeah.

Thanks Hayley. What animal do you have inside your house that has now passed? Being cash-strapped takes on a whole new meaning. Cash. The Edge cash-strapped. Strapped. Alright, everyone's strapped for cash and so are us at The Edge, but not in the way you might think.

$50,000 to give away, and every morning at 7 and 8, you can win your share of it by either taking the money offered to you by Meg or saying, thank you, Meg, that's great, but I think I'll go with the mystery amount strapped to Dan instead. And, Meg, the stats would have changed, but more than 60% of the time, you would be better off to go with the money that has been offered to you by Meg. Okay.

And Dan, how are you feeling about that? I'm feeling fine with that. You know what? I like to see Meg win. No, you don't. You literally lift people out of it every single time. I like to lift you up and go, that's my Meg, the star of my life.

You've never lifted me up, ever. I think you'd be like, oh, I tried and you're too heavy. Morning, Alex. Good morning. How's it going? Good morning. Okay. I hear, is it true that you, this makes my heart hurt, I must say.

Do you have a gap tooth? Because my daughter is three and she has a gap between her teeth and I love it. And I think it's the most amazing thing about her. But do you not like your gap tooth? Oh, my God. It's the worst thing. Really? But, I mean, you know, you've got to be smiling subtly these days.

Yeah, and you don't want to not smile. That's really sad when people don't like their teeth, so they just go around not smiling. Honestly, it almost hurts my heart to give you money to fix the gap teeth. Because I've talked in the past about how much I love gap teeth on people. It's like a little thing. But I guess that's really your preference. Yes, I love it.

I know. Rather than, yeah, I love a gap on gap teeth. Basically, I had a baby tooth that never fell out. And the dentist was like, oh, no, you've got to take that out, like two years ago. So the little guy's just been chilling that out, like two years ago. So the little guy's just been chilling in there since like two years ago. And yeah, they took it out and they were like, oh no, your wisdom teeth

will come through and close the gap. Never happened. So here we are. So there you are, you've still got to get them in. Okay, well I am sick of people turning down my money. I'm going to offer a decent amount, even if you don't get your teeth, you know, fixed. And I'm saying that because I don amount even if you don't get your teeth you know, fixed and I'm saying that

because I don't think they need to be fixed. Maybe you can get better friends so they don't go into Gap Town. Oh, that's sweet. Okay, Alex, I'm offering you $500.

Okay. Take it, walk away. Okay. I don't think I've offered that much before to anybody else so you can just take your $500,

you walk away, the phone calls over, the end. That's a bit of a kick in the teeth, $500. They're already bugging me. Okay. What I'm going to do is...

You can do nothing except stand there with a mystery mouth and you have no idea about... What I'm going to do is I'm going to tell you, first of all, I don't know what's in the vest. But I do know that last hour there was, what, $20? Yeah. Pathetic. There's going to be more.

$20. That was in the last hour, yeah. There's going to be more in the vest this hour. So what he's saying is that because the bosses did a low offer last hour, Alex, he's saying that they must do a high offer this hour for him. But then the last caller as well who threw Meg's money back in her face and left for $20 sounded pretty disappointed. Alex, if I was you, what I'd do is I would throw Meg's money back in her face

and I would go with what's in the vest. That's what I'd do. Okay. Take a risk. I honestly, I think I'm feeling like a risk today. No, I'll offer you $550. $550. I don't know.

I don't know. That still doesn't pay for my electric air ticket. Okay, fine. Okay, so Alex, just to confirm, you do not want the $550. You're going to give it back to Meg and you'll take whatever's in the vest. I don't want it. I don't want it.

Good on you, Alex. Good on you, Alex. Oh, my God. All right, time's up, babe. That $550 is gone. Okay, here we go. I've gone into the vest. Oh, my God.

I'm pulling out. Oh, it's $20. A $20 note. It has written on it... $1,300! Oh, my God! Get yourself some new teeth out of those, Jock. Oh, my God!

You just need a new job. Double that. See that? $1,300! Oh, that's amazing! I thought you were crazy giving Meg's money back. Come on. All this game does is prove you should gamble.

I don't like it. I don't like this game. All I'm doing. Okay, good on you, LSU. Hey, that'll pay for a new tooth. No. Yeah, well, congratulations. It's $1,300 richer.

All yours. That was amazing. It's Clint, Meg and Dan1,300 richer. All yours. That was amazing. It's Clint, Meg and Dan, the Edge Breakfast. It looks like the fireman calendars are no more. They are done after goodness knows how many years. I feel like this has happened before. They've cancelled and then brought it back. Brought it back.

I saw a fireman standing outside my local pack and save a little while ago, maybe a month or so ago. He didn't have a table. He didn't have a chair. He didn't have a chair. He was just holding a stack of them. And he arrived when I pulled up to buy my groceries. And by the time I went to leave, he left. So I think he must have stayed about 20, 30 minutes.

Nobody would have bought them. But also, he was just standing there with a stack of them, not like a big set up. So I don't know if they've cut costs. They used to have like two people sitting at a table. Do you remember? It would be a real thing. There'd be like almost marketing around it. So I don't know if they've cut costs where they used to have like two people sitting at a table. And do you remember? It'd be a real thing. There'd be like almost marketing around it.

Why did firemen become that kind of like stereotypical hot job? Why? Okay. How long you got? They are built in to be sexy people because they put their lives on the line to save other people. Cats, animals, kids, babies. But there's lots of, you could say, ambulance officers

or police officers do that. Absolutely, but they don't run into a burning building. And then they get soot on them and stuff and they get very sweaty so you glisten as well

from the... I might say, I also do think ambulance officers and police people are also hot. Why don't they get all calendars?

Why don't they get their hot ambulance officers? There's a space now. I've just found some info on it. 35 years of fundraising. That's how long the calendar's been going for. And they've raised over $1.1 million for various causes. Keep it going.

Yeah. They did get rid of the sexiness a while back, and they started doing like a PG version. They had women firemen, firewomen on the calendar. They also had guys holding their kid and stuff. And I think that's where it started to go downhill. I didn't know if they knew their audience.

But it's featured over 500 firefighters. And the peak sales was 45,000 copies. Last edition sold 15,000. Ooh, yeah, that's gone downhill. But it's still... Wow!

But I think that's just a decline in calendars. I agree with you. Who's buying a calendar? I don't have... I don't know how those calendar mall stalls survive. Every year they set up in December and they have, like, puppy calendars and cat... Why?

I don't know whose idea it was, probably Meg's big stitch up where I tried to bring the sexy back to the farming calendar a few years back. And Meg was up in a tree and I'm trying to save her and stuff. And then I held a puppy and a few other things. A few other things? Do you mean you got your wife to come and draw on some abs and you sat on somebody else's motorbike without asking them and they're like, why are you sitting on my bike?

And they came outside. Pathetic really. You know my mum, that calendar is about four years old and my mum still has it hanging up in the kitchen and none of the days make sense. God how embarrassing. She's like right back to January. Days are wrong but at least

calendar ever. We thought maybe you're right Dan maybe there are other sexy occupations out there. Now that there's a gap in the market that could fill the void and the hole that the firemen are going to leave. Yeah. I mean, look, you might know someone like 0800 The Edge

if you know a bus driver. You know a sexy bus driver. There's one of them out there. I know it. Yeah, or there's just Dan. Do you know it because you've seen them? When you say there's one of them out there? Yeah, there's this lady, Raylene, her name.

What about your sexy mechanic at Candia Motors? Oh, yeah, Candia Automotive. We've talked about, oh, Jesus, I went in there the other day. He knew I knew. You know, it was awkward. I quite like the cops or the ambulance drivers or the emergency department people. Okay, why don't you help us put together

the top 10 sexiest occupations that might replace the fireman? Each month could be a different occupation. If there's someone you know, like Dan's sexy mechanic, or someone in your life, you go, oh my god, there's a guy who does all the rubbish and recycling. He's hanging off the side and all he does is wears the fluoro vest. Maybe we could

get a snap of them. Candid in their environment. Candy Automotive as well, not just a sexy he's good at his job too. That's what makes him sexy. Yeah, candy automotive as well. Not just a sexy... He's good at his job too, you know. That's what makes him sexy, I guess. Yeah, I think he knows his way around an engine. Okay. You know.

Dan, every time he sees him slide out from under the car on one of those like wheelie things, Dan sees it happen in slow motion. You could have a calendar where each month, like you said, Clint, is a different occupation. A different sexy occupation. Oh, okay. Yeah. So January could be forestry workers. That's come through a couple sexy occupation. Oh, okay. Yeah.

So January could be forestry workers. That's come through a couple of times. Yeah, arborists, I think, hanging off the side of a tree, way up high with a harness and chainsaws. Well, Brooke, that's what she's asked. She said, forestry workers, never seen my partner, looks so good. Brooke, is it just your partner or his colleagues too? Just my partner.

Oh, right. Well, that makes it hard for a whole calendar. So maybe it's just a month-per-month one and we use Brooke's partner. Yeah. What month would you like, Brooke? October. Okay.

And what makes him sexy out of interest? Like apart from going up a tree and knowing his way around the branches, what's made him hot in your eyes? Well, he doesn't go up a tree necessarily. I've seen him... Skitter Heights, that's not sexy if he's an arborist. Yeah, that's not sexy about that, no.

I've seen him operate his machine. And I don't know, there's just something about it if you see a man operating a big machine like that. He's got a big machine. Yeah, okay. Yeah, Brooke, maybe you could get a snap of him, like a candid snap, like in action doing what he's doing, if you can get a good high-res photo,

and then send it to us and we'll get him on October in this calendar that we're looking to put together. Perfect, I will try my best. Okay, if you get a good pic, I guess the first 12 great pics we get, we'll end up making the calendar. Yeah. We've had a few others come through.

Pack and Save Meat Department specifically. I don't know about that one. It just sounds sexy about pack and meat. The nurses at Whakatane Hospital. Lots of good lookers there. We can't get it wrong, but Olivia has said sexy radio host calendar. So who do you think she was talking about there?

Out of us three. I don't think any of us three made the cut. Maybe Clint at most. Clint's face when you said that. Your words. Was so confused when you said nobody made the cut. Well, you and I wouldn't have Meg, I don't think. Oh, cool. Thanks, Dan.

Jesus Christ. Okay, well, here's Olivia. We'll ask her. Don't speak for Meg. Oh, sorry. Yeah. Olivia, who were you thinking when you suggested sexy radio hosts? I was thinking Meg. Oh, Meg. Thank you, Olivia. Thank you.

Dan, don't sound fetish. If somebody finds me attractive, it's not a fetish. Do you have really unique tastes, Olivia? Oh, God. Olivia, thank you. For boosting my ego for like one second and now it's gone again. Very big of you to admit that on national radio, Olivia. I appreciate it. Love you, Olivia. Oh, God. Olivia, thank you. For boosting my ego for like one second, and now it's gone again. Very big of you to admit that on national radio, Olivia. I appreciate it.

Love you, Olivia. Okay. Someone else has texted through. Butchers. Butchers are apparently sexy. Air crew. Now, I agree with this one. Anybody that is involved in a plane, you know, like the pilots, the air hostesses, the air stewards.

I mean, if you have a sexy photo of you doing your job, then DM us on Instagram, send it through to us. And if we get enough, maybe we can put together like a replacement sexy calendar without the firefighters because they've had enough. Tattoo artists, that's not a bad one. Sexy tattoo artists with their neck tats and stuff. Just the guys, girls, everybody. Yeah, very hot.

I reckon that could be a sitter Someone said also you've got to save a month for cops How many people dress up in cop uniforms For adult cuddle time if you know what I mean Farmers You could relate couldn't you I did it once You did dress up as a cop once

We went to a pee party You know like pee Methamphetamine No no police You could dress up anything with pee I went to a pee party. You know, like pee. What? Methamphetamine. No, no, no, police. You could dress up anything with pee, okay? Oh, and you were a policeman? And I was a police officer, and I might have used that costume. Did you catch the baddie?

Definitely. Did you keep it on later? Definitely. Somebody has said, definitely not truckies. That's mean. We didn't ask for the knots. Definitely not truckies. Let's not throw occupations under the bus.

Yeah, let's just... We're picking people up here. Yeah, sing the praises. Someone said, and don't lie as well, someone texted through librarians. Come on. Oh, I think librarians are hot.

I'm a librarian. Don't you think? I don't. I've never met a sexy one. Sheep shearers? Yeah, I reckon that could go in there. Seniors at a rest home. Yeah, that's my kind of lass.

Oh, I think, Hannah, you've, yeah, you've missed that. You guys watching Shrinking, by the way, with Harrison Ford? No, I haven't. I heard it's good, though.

That man. Shrinking? Yeah, it's a TV show. What part of him's shrinking? Is it just like, do you mean get smaller? He's a shrink. He's a therapist.

Oh, I thought he was talking about old people and I was like, they do get, my Nana got way smaller as she got older. They do get smaller, don't they?

Yeah. He's a funny man, isn't he, in the morning sometimes, Clint? What? I genuinely thought you meant shrinking, like when you get older, you get smaller. Right. He seems, a lot of young girls like your age, Meg, find Harrison Ford hot. He is hot. Which is confusing.

He's like 80. He's really old. Really old. Maybe they just have a fetish like people that think I'm attractive, Dan. Could be. This is Clint, Meg and Dan, The Edge Breakfast.