The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW #463 Its not even an inch

Episode Date: February 24, 2025

This description was blatantly written by AI Join Clint, Meg, and Dan on The Edge Breakfast show as they navigate through a series of exciting and hilarious segments. From discussing Dan's attempt to grow a mustache to the thrilling possibility of Clint getting a trip to Vegas, this episode has it all. The team also plays the fun game 'Drunk or Toddler,' gives away $500 in the 'Cash Strapped' , and hilariously reviews apples in the 'How You Like dem Apples' segment. Tune in for non-stop entertainment and surprise moments! 00:00 Coffee Catch Up 00:32 Controversial Off-Air Stories03:18 Dan's Limbo Pee06:45 Listener Interactions and Nicknames08:05 Coffee Catch-up 17:00 Pizza Reheating Hack31:04 Workarounds for Broken Things35:18 Household Handyman 36:09 Dinner Disappointments36:40 Cash Strapped 37:00 Dan's Secret Project Revealed38:38 The Moustache Challenge42:05 Love is Blind: Fam Jam and Sock Bin46:44 Weird Ex-Family Stories50:33 Cash Strapped: Jaden's Dilemma01:01:03 Warriors Game in Vegas.. Is Clint on his way to Vegas?01:06:30 How you like dem Apples!

This is a podcast from Rover. The Edge Breakfast 2025. New year, new hits. New station voice! Oh, no, that's potentially offensive. Same station voice. This is The Edge Breakfast with Clint, Meg and Dan. Good morning, it's one to six Tuesday. Welcome.

Jesus, what a way to start the show behind the scenes. We'll bring it to the air next. Good to be here. Yes, Meg said some extremely controversial things off here. Clint, I don't know if we could bring those to air, to be honest. Oh, I think we could bring what you said to air though, Daniel. Yes, stop saying controversial things. That's what I said. What you meant to air, to be honest. Oh, I think we could bring what you said to air, though, Daniel. Yes, stop saying controversial things. That's what I said.

What are you meant to do in your 30s? Dan said, look, it's not for on-air. Maybe the podcast, but not for on-air. How many texts do you need for you to tell the story on-air? A thousand. A thousand texts at 6am? You don't get to make a choice. Okay, 50.

Okay, we'll do that. If we get 50 texts, I will say it, but it's disgusting. It's one of those things where you're just like, that does not need to be on here. You're the one that told us. I know, but as a couple of friends

between friends, not to the nation. I'll tell it on the podcast happily. Are the people that listen to the show not your friends? No, but I don't think

a lot of them will want to hear this story, to be honest. They're already saying that they do. Dan said, Dan said. Okay, what do you mean 50? Okay, well there's only three so far.

You've got three minutes 39. Yeah, some are listening on Rover. Might be a bit of a delay. So let's just pad Just a little story of something Dad did a few months ago that we haven't heard yet. Yeah, and when Dan talks about Dan's the most open book friend that I have in my life. And so when he

tells a story that Peg and I have never heard before, we look at each other like, that's new. I know the exact look you two do and I don't like the look you give each other. And Dan goes, oh guys, because I'm thinking

he's going to say, it was when I was like 19. He goes, guys, it was months ago. It was probably at least six months ago. If you're up early,

you've got to text. Just be like, I want to hear it or yes, Dan, tell the story, you pussy. I don't know, you've got to text. Just be like, I want to hear it, or yes, Dan, tell the story, you pussy. I don't know, whatever you want to say. Clint, Meg and Dan

on the edge. Meg, how do we go? What is the final tally? Clint, unfortunately, it is only 22 texts. That's what happens at 6.04 in the morning. There we go.

Case closed. Unfortunately, Daniel has let down me, you, and the 22 people, Sophie, Julia, Chris, Sanjay, all crying right now, Dad, because they didn't get the promised possible story.

I'll tell it. I'll tell it. Will you? Well, if Sanjay's all crying about it. You're such a good guy. Well, I just feel bad now. Now you've said that Julia's crying, Sanjay, Sam, Josh. Well, actually, Sanjay did say if it's disgusting to hear for the masses,

then maybe you shouldn't be thinking it at all. Well, it's not that disgusting. It's just embarrassing, really, Josh. Well, actually, Sanjay did say if it's disgusting to hear for the masses, then maybe you shouldn't be thinking it at all. Well, it's not that disgusting. It's just embarrassing, really, isn't it? Julia's upset that you're not going to tell the story. Hey, Julia. Morning, Julia. Morning. Morning.

Do you really want to hear the story? The off-air story that Dan told Meg and I before the mics went on. Even if it's a bit disgusting? Yeah, absolutely. I mean, it's six o'clock in the morning. It stands bread and butter, isn't it, Julia? Yeah. And you didn't say how many calls, so...

Oh, yeah. True, true. A call counts for 30 texts. Oh, did you? Yeah. So it's 52, all done. God bless you, Julia. Okay, well, what were we talking about?

We were talking about... Clint came in and said, I just did a meg, and then you said, did you shit yourself? And then I'm like, well, that's not even the thing. And then Clint said, no, I made a coffee in under two minutes, which is a skill of mine, as well as doing my face in under 15 minutes with makeup. And then you said, imagine if you did do that a dream sleep,

because Producer Lily said that she did one, a dream poop. No, Producer Lily said she got up in the middle of the night and went for number twos. And then when she woke up in the morning, she was like, did I dream that or did I actually do it? And I was like, imagine if you just, like, you know how people who are like in their dream, they think they're going, I mean, while they're in bed, they think they're going to the bathroom

and they're sitting down and going to the toilet and they'll wee the bed. I was like, imagine if someone did number twos in bed thinking they were on a toilet. And that was the end of the conversation. And then this happens, so silence on a toilet. And that was the end of the conversation. Done. And then this happens. So silence for a bit. Then Dan says.

I had a dream the other night and I weeded my belly button. Wasn't a dream? You thought you were going weeds in your dream, but you woke up and you found weed in your belly button. Yeah. Oh, God, yeah. And here's the thing. I was a bedwetter when I was a kid, younger, like 12-year-old.

I used to wet the bed. It was a thing, and I had to go to the doctor. And it turned out I just needed to go wheeze before I went to sleep. But, I mean, that stopped sort of when I was 12, 13. And so now, as an adult, as a 35-year-old man, just recently I woke up. And I think I wasn't drunk or anything like that. I just sort of was dreaming. You didn't do wheeze in your bed, to clarify. Just enough in your belly button.

Well, I was laying on my back, wasn't I? And I was dreaming, obviously. And I dreamt that I was doing it. And mid-flow, you're like, oh. Luckily, I woke up and I went, oh, that was actually real. And I caught it sort of mid-stream but not enough to catch it that it didn't go a little bit. And there was

a little pool of urine in my belly button. So what do you do with that, Sted? You just get the sheets and like, you just like soak it out? Oh, I think what I did is I sort of slowly but surely like wormed my eye out of bed. No, no, just then you go vertical. It's a two-player job. You need your wife to bring you to a toilet paper

or be carried. Or like you need a second person to lift you by the legs and someone to lift you by the head. There's no way. There's no way. There's no way that anyone can get out of bed lying down with a pool of anything in their belly but an ink into the bathroom without it spilling.

I attempted to. You know how when you do a limbo? You go under a pole. their belly button and get to the bathroom without it spilling. I think I attempted to. You know how when you do a limbo? No. You smell this. Far out. You go under a pole. But I did that but there was no pole

so I sort of just got out of bed and slowly but surely went because of the toilets. There's no way it's still dripping down into your butt. I've got a deep belly button. We've talked about that

in the past. We have talked about that actually. Yeah, so I think that's just what happened and yeah. Oh, jeez. People are regretting the text now. Well, you know, you guys...

They can't regret it. They asked for it. Put it this way. I didn't bring it up to come on here, did I? It was you guys, so I blame Clint and Meg. Oh, but you did bring up the story. Yes. Yes.

Without thinking that it was ever going to be on national radio. So there we go. Honestly, I love hanging out with Dan. I just feel cooler every day. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. You just tuned in. You missed Dan telling a story about one time he had a dream. I just feel cooler every day. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. You just tuned in. You missed Dan telling a story about one time he had a dream he was going toilet. Yeah.

And when that happens, sometimes you will wet the bed. Thankfully, he woke up just in time to realise it was a dream, but not quick enough to not put a little bit of urine in his belly button, like a little bird bath. And he had to apparently limbo his way to the bathroom. But we all know that's still to everyone. No, I don't think it did. I genuinely don't think it did. I think I limbo his way to the bathroom. But we all know that spilt everywhere. No, I don't think it did. I genuinely don't think it did.

I think I limboed well. And Dan's been laughing since Friday about a listener's nickname she got in school. Her name is Shelly Cole. Lovely name, actually, Shelly Cole. Yeah, and Shelly has called up. Shelly, would you like to call Dan something? Yeah, would you like to use your nickname that you were given in high school on our Dan? Dan's got a smelly hole, right?

No. Now you know. That belly button, mate. That belly button can't smell okay. Now, Shelley, or Smelly as I like to call you, you should know not to bully people because you got the bullying when you were a kid, and how did that make you feel? Well, you left yourself open by saying this on the radio.

You know what I mean? I'll give that to you. I'll give that to you. All right, Dad. We saw your text. God made us laugh. I love her. I love her bits.

If you put your finger on your belly button, does it smell all good? Clint, Meg, and Dan on the edge. Can I get, get, get to know, know, know you better, better, baby? I want to get to know you. Maddie from the mighty Waikato. Hi, Maddie. Morning. Good morning.

You sound chipper. Lovely. Yeah. Whereabouts in the Waikato are you, Maddie? Kia ora, Mutu. Lovely part of the country. Nice, nice. Lovely, yeah.

Okay, well well we were just talking off here actually the three of us um about how it's that time of year you start planning maybe your next holiday

your next break because isn't the next long weekend's Easter right it's like mid late April yeah and I know you guys have been talking about it

I won't be having a holiday this year personally with my setup but um I know I've heard you boys talking about where you want to go and what you want to do if you can do it.

And maybe we can ask Maddie there if she's the same as me, where it's just like not a holiday year or something smaller or she is planning a big trip and for what reason. Clint, you can go first this morning. Okay. Maddie, Maddie, Maddie, Maddie. Oh, this is such a hell, Mary. I'm going to say that Maddie's next trip

is actually a honeymoon because she's getting married this year. But they're looking to, because things are tight, they're looking to do more like a domestic honeymoon, probably in Wanaka, Queenstown. So they're not going overseas, but they're looking to do something.

Okay. So Hail Mary. I am going to say Maddie's next holiday is some sort of like road trip with friends, maybe a festival, possibly like a homegrown sort of vibe. And that's like thought of as like the holiday. Two or three days sort of festival

with the Airbnb sort of vibes. Okay. And I want to say that Maddie is so busy she'd love to go on a holiday but unfortunately that's a luxury. She just can't have this year. She doesn't have a holiday booked at all this year. She's so busy. She's in Te Awamuru. It's a

farming town. I think she's very, very busy. She just does not have the luxury of going on holiday this year. Is she too busy milking? Too busy. Too busy what? Doing her farming job. Farming job. Backed him into a very specific answer. And as he swallowed the hook. Remember, we're not answering on the job.

We're answering on the holiday. And she's busy. I won't keep you because we know those cows aren't going to milk themselves, Maddy. Yeah. Who's closest to what your actual answer would be? Oh, definitely Dan. I knew it. Tell me it was a very busy place.

Okay, so you have no holiday planned this year at all, Maddie? No, I'll probably be milking and also working. You see? Oh my God, I baited Dan in the worst way. You didn't, did you? He gets his point? Yeah. I should get two points for that, really.

So you are a farmer. Okay didn't, Dan? He gets his point? Yeah. I should get two points for that, really. So you are a farmer and, okay, whoa, whoa, Meg, while we've got Maddie on, if you are a dairy farmer, can Dan quickly explain to you his setup in which he grew up? And you can tell us

if he grew up on a farm or not because that's what he says. We're saying he's not a farm boy because it was a lifestyle block. Yeah. So I always claim, Maddie, that I grew up on a farm because I grew up, surprisingly, on a farm. It was a farmhouse based on a farm.

There was a milking shed. I didn't operate the milking shed. There was another farmer that did it. But my house was technically on a farm. We rented it. I grew up there. Did I grow up on a farm. We rented it. I grew up there. Did I grow up on a farm? I would take it as being.

Of course you would, Maddie. I'd just claim it. Yeah, exactly. Okay, but no, I feel like he never milked a cow. He didn't own a pair of gumboos. I didn't milk a cow. I milked multiple cows. Did the farmer know you were doing that?

Yes. Yes, I didn't go and unsanctionally milk a cow with my fingers. Sounds like something you would honestly do. No, I went down. The farmer's name was Mark. Yeah. And he used to milk cows, and sometimes I'd go down and put the suction cups onto their teats. And he was your neighbour?

He was my neighbour. Sounds like Mark. He owned the house. He was the landlord. Sounds like Mark grew up on a farm, and you grew up next door to a farm. Mark owned the farm, yes, and I helped him on the farm sometimes. I even shot a possum. Oh my god, Dad.

Because it was a pest. Yeah. It's not very nice to the possum. I know, I didn't enjoy it, put it that way. So your house, how much land did it have around your house where the fence sort of separated you and the farm? Clint, you've been to the house. We searched for my... Oh god, that's not...

That's not a farm. We need to take Maddie to walk around. Maddie, your laugh that you've just said that, you'll been to the house. We searched for my... It was a lifestyle blog. That's not a farm. We need to take Maddie. She'll walk around. Maddie, you'll laugh that you've just said that. You'll regret your words. That's a farm. It was a farm. I'd say at least 12 acres.

Next on the show, you may have missed something that Dan said that was pretty outrageous after 8 o'clock about our beautiful mekia. And we're going to give him an opportunity to hear it back after 24 hours and see whether or not he stands by it or whether he can admit that I made a mistake and I was showing off yesterday. Clint, Meg and Dan on the Edge. You might have missed Dan saying this about Meg

when we were talking about the fireman calendar being no more after raising $1.1 million for different charities. It's been going since 1989. Isn't that incredible that it raised that much money? What a great cause. At its peak, it sold 45,000 copies. Last year, it did 15,000. But I don't know if that's the fireman's fault.

We think it's just the fact that people just don't need the calendars. Yeah, it's definitely calendars. Yeah. So we were talking about other occupations that might be able to fill this void now that fireman calendars aren't getting their rigs out and are glistening their abs and put them on display. And somebody suggested radio hosts and we were

joking about who would be out of us three obviously it's Clint that the person meant and we called them up. And when we did we found out that they weren't talking about me at all. Olivia who were you thinking when you suggested sexy radio hosts? I'm thinking Meg. Oh Meg. Thank you Olivia, who were you thinking when you suggested sexy radio hosts? I'm thinking Meg.

Oh, Meg. Thank you, Olivia. Thank you. Dan, don't sound fetish. If somebody finds me attractive, it's not a fetish. You know what? Hey, sometimes you say things

in the heat of the moment and sometimes you mean them and sometimes you don't. And I think, you know, to a certain degree, Meg, I look at you as a sister. Yes. Okay? And I have absolutely not one ounce of attraction

to you. And I think you would say the exact same thing about me. I do, I do. I still wouldn't say that if my friend goes, oh, Dan's hot, which a lot of people did, by the way, over Electric Ave weekend and they not Clint. A lot of people said, wow, Dan's hot, which a lot of people did, by the way, over Electric Ave weekend, didn't they? Not Clint. A lot of people said, wow, Dan's hot quite shockingly. And she said, oh, my God, do you know what?

Dan is way hotter than you. And I was like, what? She was wasted, though. I didn't go to all of them. You've got a fetish. You've got a fetish if you think he's that much hot. Also, I had nothing to do with this conversation. She just goes, by the way, Dan, he's so hot. And I was like, cool. And she goes, way hotter than you. I was like, what have I got to do with this conversation. She just goes, by the way, Dan, he's so hot.

And I was like, cool. And she goes, way hotter than you. I was like, what have I got to do with this conversation? Didn't ask. Anyway, there were thousands of people, and that was only one person. We did get touched a little bit, though. I did have another woman come up to me and say, they're both much smaller and skinnier than I thought they were.

And I knew you would hate this. I was sad to Clint. I was quite stoked that someone said I was skinny. But you know what, Meg? Hey, I don't find you attractive. Newsflash. I just don't. But I've been...

Meg, I would never say anything like that about you. No, but it's not because you are, because I know you are. I know you are. But... Are you talking to me, Clint? No, he's whispering to producer Kyle. Oh, right. He was whispering to me. I thought he was talking to me, Clint? No, he's whispering to producer Carl. Oh, right.

Because he was whispering to me. I thought he was going to say, just tell her. Just tell her she's hot so we can move on. Oh, my God. Do you do that shit? Clint, do you whisper in his ear and say, look, just apologize and move on if you need? So, well, okay. Here's the thing.

Pick up on the radio, Curtis. While we're on here, we can push a button that will mute our mic and will put our voice into Meg or Dan's ears. So we can tell them something like, hey, man, quickly, move this on. We've got to get out of here or whatever. So wait, do you do that and tell them to, like, just, oh, mate, just be nice to her? Why?

I don't like him being mean to you, Meg. Just stroke her ego so we can move this thing on, eh? No, Meg, in all seriousness, I do think you're a very attractive woman. But just not in my cup of tea. Okay, but I still don't think that means I'm a fetish. Yeah, I would never say anything like that about Meg. That was disgusting, Dan. I think you actually agreed with him, did you not?

So I don't know why that audio cut off where it did, because I'm pretty sure you went harder on me after that. Yeah, you did actually. That sounds like something Clint would do. Take someone, yeah. Sorry guys,

I did actually just find a little bit of audio straight after when Clint said something. I don't know, it might help. Thank you, Carl. Come on.

I don't remember saying do you have really unique tastes, Olivia? Oh God, Olivia, thank you. For boosting my ego for like one second and now it's gone again. Very big of you to admit that on unique tastes, Olivia? Oh, God. Olivia, thank you. For boosting my ego for like one second, and now it's gone again.

Very big of you to admit that on National Radio, Olivia. I appreciate it. Love you, Olivia. Okay. I was just, you know, the way she is. Dan was being funny, and I just decided to jump on Team Dan just for a second. You know?

Yeah. Sorry. But you know what, Meg? It's all good. I think you're very attractive. Stop lying. No, now she's bringing herself down. So, you know, we'll just hit her ego.

You literally, this whole four-minute break, said you didn't find me attractive. Now at the end, you're like, yeah, I do. That's it. No, no, no, Clint, you're doing that thing again. We can hear you. Yeah, Clint's telling me to say something nice. I like your little hairdo today.

Right. TikTok, then we've got a pizza hack. Have you ever had leftover pizza? You wonder what the best way it is to reheat it to perfection like it was fresh out of the oven from whatever store you bought it. We've got the hack coming up next. You nailed that tease, Meggie. You did a good job there.

Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. If you've ever got day-old pizza or maybe two or three-day-old pizza, it's never as good as it is fresh. Unless maybe you need to try this TikTok app. Best way to reheat your pizza. I've got leftover pizza in the fridge. If you dunk your pizza in water before air frying, it turns out just as fresh as when you bought it. You've got to dunk your pizza in water.

Okay, day-ear. Right, so we have three methods. We have the classic method of putting it in the microwave that Producer Carl just delivered to us. Okay, delicious. This is two-day-old pizza. It's hot! I know!

And it's always floppy and soft. It goes all soggy, doesn't it, in the microwave? Jesus! Did you put this in for ten minutes? Yeah, no, just two. Ten minutes is way too long. Thirty seconds! Tops. Can I throw a little bit of a curveball Two minutes? Yeah, no, just two. Two minutes is way too long. 30 seconds. Tops.

Can I throw a little bit of a curveball and say I prefer just cold pizza than reheating it? Not hard, solidified cheese. So the other, Meg, you've just tasted the microwaved, not good. You try it. You see what I mean. I don't know what's happened there. That is. Yeah, it's like almost gone hard.

The crust goes sort of hard and silky. It's not good. So apparently this way is the best way to do it. If you've got an air fryer at home, you're dipping the piece of pizza that you're wanting to reheat into water, fully submerging it. So I've got a thing of water. I'm doing it right now, dipping it in.

And it goes all the way down. All in, all in. Okay, and now I'm bringing it out, and I'm putting it straight into the air fryer. I'm then also going to put in two non-dipped sides. Yeah, just to see if there's any difference. Remember what side each are on then. Yeah, so the ones that I've dipped are on the right.

You've only dipped two pieces. Dip me a piece. Give it a bit more. Give him more of a dunk. Why does it need to be more wet? You dipped it once. Yeah, and dip me a piece. Okay, that's enough.

That's very soggy now. Now, hey, there's only two pieces in three of us. Dunk me a piece. Oh, you want a crossbow? Yeah. Okay, that's enough. That's enough. That's very soggy now. Now, hey, there's only two pieces in three of us. Dunk me a piece. Oh, you want a whole piece? Well, I don't want to bite a piece that you've bitten. Okay. Kyle, did you dip the microwave one in water? No, I don't think you do that.

I know, but it's gone very straight. So there's three dunked pieces in there. I'm now going to put them into the air fryer. We should have done this in the break. 180 degrees. How long? Three minutes. Well. I'm now going to put them into the air fryer. Right, we should have done this in the break. 180 degrees. How long? Three minutes. Well, what are we going to do?

Okay, I'm just turning that on. Three minutes. Off we go. So that's on. There we go. So are we going to wait? Yeah. So we'll just have a little chat.

Three minutes. What are you guys having for dinner tonight? Oh, I think I'm going to do like a, maybe a shepherd's pie. That's a quiet air fryer, isn't it? You can hardly hear it. Okay. Shepherd's pie. Do you have a rotation of just a shepherd's pie than a minestrone?

Also, shepherd's pie has beef in it, Meg, and you're a vegetarian. I make lentil shepherd's pie. Lentil shepherd's, yuck, yuck. I was thinking people in prison would be like, gross. You can't do what Meg's having for dinner. Watch the final meal. You're on death row. We've got lentil shepherd's pie.

Just kill me now. Yeah, forget it. I'll just go. Emily is texting saying, you have to try the frying pan method. Hot frying pan, no oil, 30 to 60 seconds. Then add water to the side. Got to kind of hold the pan tilted so the water doesn't touch the pizza. But then put the lid on and wait for the water to evaporate.

Oh, because it's going to say, what the heck? So heat your frying pan, pizza on, no oil. Then tip your frying pan and put a bit of water inside and put the lid on. Well, that's a thing to be sure what the air fryer is doing. This is what it's kind of doing, right? Yeah, because it's just using the water to... Hydration back in.

Maybe that's a method you could do if you don't have an air fryer, you know, because an air fryer, it does it all for you. Two minutes to go, guys. Okay.

What are you having for dinner, Clint? He doesn't know. Something his wife will make. What did she make last night? I said I felt like a Philly cheesesteak. So she made Philly cheesesteaks with, like, jalapenos and gherkins.

Should we play a song? And mozzarella cheese and stuff. Probably would have been a better idea. Should we play a song? We had some people around for dinner. Actually, the Irish friends, they came over and he said it was the, oh, I can't swear, it was the effing best sandwich he's ever had in his life. Wow.

Well, there you go. Yeah. So he came around here to swim and stuff. Podcasters. Ashley's text, what's the difference between a shepherd's pie and a cottage pie? Beef and life. Wow. Well, there you go. Yeah. So he came around here to swim and stuff. Podcasters. Ashley's text, what's the difference between a shepherd's pie and a cottage pie? Beef and lamb.

Yeah. One's beef, one's lamb. Mine's lentil, so I don't know what the hell that is. Is some pizza ready? No, it's still got a minute left. Why don't you play a song, Clint, and we'll come back with the taste test.

No, but then it's going to be cold by the time that we come back. Right, okay. Oh. Actually, this song is like 3 minutes 10 We probably could have just hit this off And come back with the results

I feel like I said that right at the start The best way to reheat pizza according to TikTok Is to dunk it and submerge it in water And then chuck it in an air fryer for 3 minutes We are testing it out for you so that next time you have cold pizza, you can go, oh, I remember hearing that, and that was the best way to do it. Microwave is in the bin.

We both just tried to microwave a bit, and it was just not good at all. It makes the crust. It's soggy and chewy and hard at the same time. I don't even know how it happens. So apparently this method with the air fryer, obviously you need an air fryer. It makes it taste like it was when you first got it. Yeah, yeah.

So you can take it out now, I reckon, Dan. Do you guys want to wait for the beat for the sound effects? I think just take it out because we've talked too much. There it is. It stopped. Perfect timing. There you go. Alright, now Dan, one of them we dipped in water and one of them we didn't to see if there is any difference and if we're just getting, what's the word, like

bamboozled. Oh my god, I feel like it is almost, it's the word, like bamboozled. Oh my God. I feel like it is almost, it's very close to the consistency of the original pizza. So it's quite floppy. Okay, so that's the water piece. Where's the, can you show me the non-water piece so I can see what that looks like? Very similar again, but not as floppy.

So it's gone a lot drier, the non-dipped piece. Well, those are two different pizzas. So if you could show me the vegetarian pizza. You'd be so shit on Mythbusters. They're the same pizza, really, base, aren't they? I would say this. The one I've dipped in water is very soggy still. It looks quite soggy,

but producer Carl made you dip it three times. To be fair, the TikTok only says once. Yeah. So I wonder... Okay, let's have a... Pass me my water piece. No, no, no, I don't need these. Meg's a vegetarian.

Jesus, Dan, you are so bad at Mythbusters. So is that the watery piece? Yes. Can I have the non-watery piece, please, too? Okay, there you go. No, no, no. I don't eat meat. Meg's a vegetarian. Jesus, Dan. You are so bad at math. So is that the watery piece? Yes. Can I have the non-watery piece, please, too? Okay, there you go. Right. Okay. Now there is definitely a difference.

Clint. Yeah. It's definitely not that nice, soft, floppy when you pull it out of the box. Okay. I'm going to go non-watered first. Do you want to give Clint his piece or is he just going to sit there? Yeah. Thank you, Megan.

There you go. You've got a watery piece. Okay, great. Okay. Okay. I have the non-watery piece. Okay, here we go. There you go. You've got a watery piece. Okay, great. Okay. Okay, the non-watery piece? Okay, here we go. Really?

Yeah, to be honest, the one that's just been reheated in the air fryer with no water tastes great. Watery piece? Yo, that is good for two-day-old pizza. That's good, bro. Too soggy. The base is too soggy for me. It needed one dunk. I think if we'd done one dunk, that is a hail Mary of having a reheated pizza.

Oh my gosh. Truly, guys, dip it in water once and put it in the air fryer. That has made a big difference to just air frying, to putting it in water. It's definitely more moisture. That's really exciting. Yeah, the taste is almost refreshed back up, whereas the one that wasn't in the water is just like a crusty

old dry piece of pizza. This is so much better than the time TikTok told me that if you cut open the pip of an avocado, there's more avocado in it. Can you believe you fell for that? That's incredible. Oh my god, guys, that's genuinely so much better. I will be doing that at home. I won't be dunking it in three times, but I'll be doing

one dunk. Isn't that, that's the first time I've done a TikTok hack and it's worked. I know. Bridges, go. That's pretty good. It sat on my porch for ages after it got delivered because I forgot about it. So that's impressive. Cashdraft is next if you want cash.

Give us a call 0800 THE EDGE or text us on 3343 CASH and we might just give it to you next. I love that Meg's still eating it.

She's putting some sauce on it. Meg's got big just pulled chilli sauce out of her handbag. Tabasco. Who doesn't go around with Tabasco? We need to do a Go Through Meg's Handbag tomorrow on the show because that is wild.

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Whoop.co.nz The Edge Breakfast 2025. New year, new hits. And new studio lighting. But of course you can't see that because it's an audio medium. That's f***ing bright, though. This is The Edge Breakfast with Clint, Meg and Dan. Good morning,

two past seven on your Tuesday. Welcome to the show. Anybody else in New Zealand rocking Tabasco sauce in their handbag or just Meg? I think Meg's, actually, there'll be a lot of people that are similar with Meg that have a nice sauce that they've got in there, like a salt and pepper even. I love Tabasco so much. Put it on everything. Yeah, do you just carry it around? and pepper even. I love Tabasco so much.

Put it on everything. Yeah, do you just carry it around? What are you putting Tabasco sauce on? Everything. Everything? Like a muffin? Okay, well obviously

anything savoury I put Tabasco on. Yeah, I love it. I love it so much. Well, I love that you do that. I wouldn't carry it but I love that about you because you're different.

You're interesting. I used to have a little salt, a container of salt until it opened up in my bag and then my bag just had salt in it for ages. Yeah, actually I was at a burger place in Christchurch and I was like, Meg, you got any salt? Because I know she carries it.

And she was like, nah. And I was like, oh, we are in Christchurch. So she can't take all of the condiments with her to the other end of the country. Now her bag's just one big salt and pepper shaker. She just sort of shakes her bag over it. Tip it upside down and get some out. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. Win a share of $50,000.

Cash. With the edge cash-strapped. Strapped. Strapped. Strapped. When you're a share of $50,000, we'll keep playing till it's all gone. Seven and eight guaranteed winners every single morning. How much cash you leave, though, is up to you, I guess.

Yeah, the lucky person is Charlotte. Charlotte is strapped for cash because they last minute decided they were going to elope in Australia and they need money to cover the elopement celebrant package. Was that how much it costs? An elopement is $500. How much? I didn't say $500. Oh, how much does it cost to get an elopement?

It's about $500. Oh, bad damn.500. There you go. So, Meg, how much are you going to offer? Well, it's not me, Dan. It's been changed to the bosses are making the decisions now. I don't know if that's good or bad on me, but I have been given $500

to give to you, Charlotte. So it is your money. $500. There you go. You just said it covers the allotment package. That is yours. Walk away. You know what? It is all I asked for,

and I'm very, very appreciative. Yes. I think I'm going to be safe and walk away with the money instead of going for Dan. What? Charlotte, everyone does the exact spell you just did, except they pause and they go,

but you're only here once, so I think I'm going to have to go with the cash trap to Dan. Charlotte asked for $500. That's all she needs. She's just been given $500. She's going to walk away. That's smart. This is the first time someone's just gone,

I'm taking Meg straight away. If there's more in Dan's pouch, that's great. Someone else can have that share. I'm happy with whatever. That's a great way to look at it, Charlotte. And also, if you lose that money, it would have been the same risk as if you took his money and he got less. You would have been like, oh, well, you know, I walked away with nothing.

So locking it in, you want the $500, Charlotte? Done deal? Yeah, I'm locking it in. We're done. And now you've covered your allotment package. Nothing to worry about. Amazing. Dan, what did Charlotte turn down?

I'm just going into the vest now, and you're going to be stoked with yourself, Charlotte, because you've just turned down $30. Yes! Oh, my God. Well done. That's what you blame. Well done.

Oh, thank you guys so much. That's amazing. You're welcome. You're so welcome, Charlotte. How good. Meg threw a great offer at you. You said, yes, thank you guys so much. That's amazing. You're welcome. You're so welcome, Charlotte. How good. Meg threw a great offer at you. You said, yes, I'll take that money. Bye.

And that's it. Done. How did you know? I heard what happened yesterday. It couldn't be me. Yeah. And look at paid off. They walked away with like 20 bucks or something.

Yeah. Yeah. The reason I'm surprised about the elopement package is because yesterday we were talking about weddings And the cost of some people's cheap weddings And someone texts through saying that their wedding Their whole wedding costs $300 That's right

So how does that happen? I guess it depends That's a bloody good celebrant Yeah Cheap celebrant apparently Alright back at 8 o'clock Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge We'd love to hear from you

What's the work around that you're still putting up with in 2025? You probably meant to sort it out actually last year and you've just gotten so used to the new way of doing it now that that's the way it's always going to be done to save some cash. Here are some of the ones we got last week. It was a car edition specifically. On my old first car, my speedometer didn't work. Brilliant.

I used to use a speedometer app. So I went like three summers without aircon. It's a reasonably new car, but I just assumed it needed regassing, and I was just being a tight ass. Yeah. Text in from Bex. My car, when I was 18, used to idle really low, and when I went through roundabouts, the engine would cut out.

It was an auto, so I'd put it into neutral, start the key again, rev it, and then put it back in drive. I did it for over a year at roundabouts. Wow. It's amazing how long people will continue to use the workaround. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, we've done this in the past,

and a lot of people making do with a broken oven. You know, like the door's not working, something's not working in the oven, they still keep using it. Yeah, definitely ovens. It seemed to be the most faulty thing. So you find a temporary fix while you think, I'll get round to that.

And then the temporary fix, you're like, that's been three years. There was a guy that had a mobile phone that's screened and it worked, so he had to screen mirror his phone to text. Onto a TV to text. Like, what a nightmare. So you can never text outside of the home.

Yeah. You'd need a monitor. Like, surely you'd go, you know what, I'm just going to go and buy one of those cheap phones from the supermarket. It seems odd to me that people were putting up with that. Maybe it's a lot of, like, an ADHD thing. I thought you could probably relate, Dan, where you go, I know I need to do that but it feels too big, so you

just keep putting up with it or leaving it. I think a lot of it's just money, guys. People just can't afford to replace these things. I know, but it's almost impossible to not have a phone in 2025. But some things even, the workaround costs more. Like the lady who, rather than just getting her lawnmower fixed, she would just leave

it running until it ran out of gas every time because it wouldn't turn off. True. Surely eventually it becomes more expensive. Yeah, probably. The cost on gas. Yeah. I guess after a while you would only just give it enough gas each time. Yeah, $10 or something. Just to get the lawns done.

So 0800 The Edge or text us on 3343. What's the workaround that you've found has now become the permanent way of doing this new thing? And if Noel Eming is listening, remember, we're still open to you sponsoring this thing. Hi Noel Eming.

Kendrick Lamar and SZA. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. Some hilarious bizarre fix-it jobs when you find a workaround for something that's broken because you don't quite have the money to fix it at the time. And then it becomes the new way of just doing that thing. Like this one that got texted in saying,

only the hot water tap works. So if we want water to drink or to use for anything, we have to get hot water out of the tap and then leave it in the bucket for about 90 minutes to two hours to let it cool down. Or a fridge, I guess. You know how when you turn the hot water tap on, it takes the bucket for about 90 minutes to 2 hours to let it cool down. Or a fridge. You know how when you turn the hot water tap on it takes a while for it to heat up?

You'd have to fill all your cold stuff up quickly before the hot water comes through. That would work better in winter. Someone else has texted through, our TV only works for 30 minutes before it overheats and turns off. We can only watch one episode of Friends and then it needs to cool down for 10 minutes. Or it's a good hack. Maybe it's a good

hack so you don't overwatch. That's true, but you can only get through half an episode of Maths and just start building. Alright, let's go to Corey. Corey, what is it that you're putting out with? An oil leak from my wife's car. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The ones that

you kind of, when you park there for a while and then you drive away, you're like, ooh, there's something dropping out there. Yeah, you're having to top it up every few kilometres? Pretty much. Every second day I've got to top it up. Every second day? God, you must be spending a fortune on oil.

And you would need to have like a pan or something you'd have to put under the car every time you park it because you'd be making a hell of a mess everywhere you go. Oh, yeah, most definitely. have like a pan or something you'd have to put under the car every time you park it because you'd be making a hell of a mess everywhere you go. Oh, yeah, most definitely. It's a bit of a pain in the butt, to be honest, but I'm slowly trying to work around on getting it done. Oh, I'm sure though. I'm sure your wife will eventually get around to fixing it though, won't she, herself? And booking it into a mechanic and dropping it off? Pretty much with me being the handyman of the house,

you know, it's... Your job. She's relying on you. Yeah, she is. The problem is, Corey, it's still leaking. Yeah. Not super handy so far.

Thanks, Corey. My wife will... Go on. She does this as well. She goes, oh, my car needs a rejo. And I'm like, yeah, oh. It wife will... Go on. She does this as well. She goes, oh, my car needs a red Joe. And I'm like, oh. Oh, okay.

Whoa. Leave it to me. But don't you think there are, like, sadly, like, blue jobs and pink jobs in the house? I feel like taking out the bins and doing the red Joe is, like, you know, in theory, in a very, like, heterosexual household, God. Yeah, it is. But there are just some jobs that are yours and some are mine. When I've finally gone through and got my car a Warren and a Red Joe

and done all those things and I realise I'm only halfway there because I've got to do it with her stuff as well. Oh, my gosh. What did you want for dinner last night again? I wanted a Philly cheese. And what did you get for dinner last night? A Philly cheese. Well, actually, it wasn't steak.

I had to use sausages. Oh, God. It must be hell. Oh, man. Your're firing fire. It must be hell. Oh, man. Your marriage is a prison. And Colby cheese, not mozzarella. Oh, Daniel.

Colby? It's village cheese. It's meant to have the stretch of cheese. I'm surprised you're here today. Yeah. I don't know how you're coping, Clint. No, neither. Goodness me.

Wow. Yeah, well, good luck with the workarounds coming through. 3343 on text, because who knows, we might be able to get you on for cash trap today and sell you some cash to get that thing fixed once and for all. I will be fair, though, Colby does suck. Really? Tastes like plastic. Oh, I like Colby. Nah, it ain't no mozzarella.

Mozzarella tastes like nothing. All right, coming up next. Dan has been working on something behind the scenes secretly that Meg and I had no idea about. But now you do, clearly. I mean, it's not clear. You pointed it out.

I think most people, I think you guys are taking the piss. I think most people go, oh yeah, he's working on it. It's looking good. Okay. What does Dan mean? Has your wife noticed it? No.

Have you given up on the abs? No. Yes. Okay, so the abs are done and we're working on this new thing. Yes. What is it? Find out next. Clint, Meg and Dan on the Edge.

To the show, you may have missed the moment we had at the start of the year when we did the whole move that bus, tried to reveal Dan's abs that he promised us that he would have over summer. But he only had driven, sorry, drawn them on with Vivid. It was very disappointing. We had a big crowd and they were genuinely gutted to have wasted their work day.

Here's the thing though, I did try, I really did try. I went to the gym a couple of times and it really did do a few crunches. That's what you have to do. And I must say, it just didn't work. It's really hard to get abs, though, isn't it? In all seriousness, really hard. Clint, you've tried.

Chris, is it Pratt, said that they're having a really stink pet, like an axolotl. Yeah, you've got a lot of time that you need to dedicate to them, and they're just not really worth it. And then once you get them, you've got to maintain them. And what's the point in having them if you... Always wear a shirt. Yeah, if you aren't showing them off. Okay, so you have something that you are doing that people always see.

Yeah, Dan actually brought this to the table just before the end of the show yesterday because I guess no one had said anything. I didn't want to make a big thing of it. It's not a thing that I think we need to hang our hat on as a show. But I've just started. I've never done it before. A little moustache. So I came to work today.

I shaved. I had a shave yesterday. I shaved my face. And for the first time ever, I thought, I'm going to shave in a little moustache. And I came to work. You were just on little. Yeah, he goes, you guys haven't mentioned my little moustache. Yeah, well, I thought the first thing you guys had mentioned is my little moustache.

I can't see it from here. I can't see it. You can. Where is it? Put the light. There's nothing on it. Hold on, can't see it from here. I can't see it. You can. Where is it? Put the light. There's nothing light on it. Hold on, hold on. Come around here, Glenn.

Have a look. Have a look at my little moustache. So your opinion, Meg? I don't have an opinion because nothing has changed about your face. So we've decided that every day we will measure out the distance of when I think I can see Daniel's mo. And until what? 20 metres? 20. we will measure out the distance of when I think I can see Daniel's moe. And until what, 20 metres?

I think, Dan, you should, from 20 metres away, be able to go, that guy's got a moustache. Like, if the police were like, oh, my God, the man that robbed you, can you describe him? I should be able to say, it was that man 20 metres away and he had a moustache. God, the fact that I robbed you from 20 metres away is really, really clever. He stole my car. I was watching him from the cafe. Yeah. Did he have a moustache. God, the fact that I robbed you from 20 metres away is really, really clever. He stole my car. I was watching him from the cafe. Yeah.

Did he have a moustache? And if they ask, if you stole the car, Dan, everyone would be like, definitely not. Definitely not. No, absolutely did not. And then you get away with it. True. So maybe I do keep this moustache.

It's a great disguise. Let's have you with your back against the wall. Meg is going to stand nose to nose, and she will be able to see the fluff on your face from nose to nose and then she's going to step backwards and she's going to keep doing that until she goes I can no longer see it and we'll measure the distance I know what's going to happen here though Clint

she's going to stand there and she's going to she's just going to go, no I can't see it hold that right here here we go, here she goes you need to go the other way Meg because otherwise you're not going to be able to see. So there you go. So you can see it now.

Let's be honest. Can you see it now? Oh, piss off. You should be able to. It looks like you guys are about to kiss. Did you brush your teeth this morning? Shut up. You need to brush.

Shut up. No, you can't. All right. Eight centimetres. Wait. If you go back ten metres. Piss off No

Be serious Be serious You can see it You can see facial hair there Keep moving back Okay She's going back Off we go

Stop Dan 30 You need to go to Specsavers 34 34 centimetres I've got a bit of facial hair above my lip 34

30 centimetres away 34 You are taking the piss. 34. I am being real, Daniel. It fades into your face. It's the same colour as your skin. We need to get Meg's eyes checked.

34. She cannot see a little bit of facial hair above my lip from 30 centimetres away. Dan, honestly, it just looks like your face. It looks like your stubble. It doesn't look like a mo. I'm being serious. Okay, Dan, you've got another 24 hours, and we'll do this again tomorrow, and we'll see if we can improve the distance.

I don't have control over this hair. I can't just go, and push some more out, Clint. Okay? But what I'm saying is we'll keep doing this until eventually Meg will be 20 metres away from you, and we can officially call what's on your lip a moustache. I say we don't stop at 20 metres.

We just send Meg to space. So 34 officially starting. Okay, we're starting at 34 centimetres. Once you get more than a foot away from Dan, you can't tell he has a moustache. Well, we've given ourselves a huge runway and we can only see it from 30. Dan, honestly, I can't see it now.

We're back across the desk. Genuinely, you need to get your eyes checked, Meg. I can see your facial hair from here. Okay, next one. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. Love is Blind on Netflix. New season is out. So they've got new episodes dropping each Friday.

I think there are about eight or nine eps at the moment. They suck. It sucks. Every time you talk about it, you're stressed and annoyed that you're even watching it. So why are you watching it? Because I feel like, Meg, you could just bail on it. I've invested too much time that I have to see it through. Yeah, we're even watching it. So why are you watching it? Because I feel like Meg, you could just bail on it. I've invested too much time that I have to see

it through. Yeah, we're different in that. I would watch an episode, don't like the person and switch off and never think about it again and be okay. Whereas you can't do that. The difference between you two and me is that I just can't for the life of me just invest time into these stupid people and reality TV shows. Yeah, I can't

do it because if somebody pisses me Yeah, I can't do it. If somebody pisses me off, I'm out. But Clint has to sit to the end. And also, it's just getting to the best part, I think, of this format, Love is Blind, where the people that they were dating through the wall, because if you've never known the format before, they meet through the wall and then they propose,

but without ever seeing each other. The people that they were dating that they didn't choose start coming on these like group dates. And then all of a sudden it's like this person you had a connection with, you're seeing for the first time, even though you didn't choose them. That's when I think it's like the best part of the season because there's a little bit

of drama. But at the moment, geez, it's a small fest. And one of the families have been met. Yeah, because you go and hang out in their house and then they go and hang out in yours just to see how you guys actually live. Turns out, though, one of the girls still lives at home with her parents. How old is she?

How old are we talking? She's like 31 or 32. Right, yeah. And so she gets home and it turns out her family do not try to hide the crazy at all when her mum suggests very early into the episode that they should do a fam jam. So we thought...

Oh, no. What? We thought maybe a fam jam was in order. No, no, no, no. I'm thinking a fam jam's in order. What is this? Okay, so with our house, we have no shame. We turn on some really crazy music, and we all get, we have no shame. We turn on some really crazy music.

Okay. And we all get like an instrument. Okay, let's do it. Thank you guys. This is not okay. That's her. Oh my goodness me. So they pull out a box of instruments and you choose one.

And then you all play a song together unrehearsed on international television. Trainwreck, I bet. Woo! All right, here we go. Woo-hoo! Oh, okay. I'd be out. Sing it, Monica.

I'll tell you what, why I'd be out. If this happened off camera, maybe I could see the fun in it and we'd just have a bit of fun. But as soon as they did this and there are cameras around the room, the ick I would be getting of them showing off with playing their instruments. Although I did just see a little message, Dan, believes this is very Randall family coded. And if you said you did this in your household.

No, it's not with your family. This is some Randall family energy. Yeah. This is the sort of thing you come over to their house for a barbecue and they're like, should we get all the instruments out? Family dinner. We're not very musical, thankfully. To be fair, the dad got done dirty on that

because he was pretty good on the bongos. He did, there was some bongo play that was really good. I was like, oh, he's good. He carried the family. Then it gets even stranger because when they go up to her room, he finds out about this.

Okay, so do you want to see the sock bin? Yes. Okay, here she is. What the hell? So literally all your guys' socks are in there? Correct. So when you need a sock, you go in the sock bin

and you see what kind of sock you need for that day. You dig for the socks that you want. Got gray? Have you ever met anyone that does the same thing? I don't think so. Wait, so is the whole family the same size foot? God knows me.

It's communal because he goes on to be like, so your dad's worn these socks and you will wear these socks. He goes, yeah. Like, what's wrong with it? So her mom, her dad, her sister, brother-in-law, and her all just choose from the same sock bin

and they wear each other's socks rather than having their own individual pairs. Is it weird that I find it a little bit, like, endearing? I kind of like that about their family, that they've got no shame and they're willing to do a fun, like, get at the instruments. No, I agree. I kind of like it.

It's quirky. I would love this family again if it wasn't on television. I would love this family if it was just me meeting them and they were really welcoming and I was in the fam jam and blah, blah, blah. You got to throw your socks into the bin. But as soon as this camera's around and I see mum cat jives with the cameraman while she's playing her bongos, I'm like, no, no, it's gross. Yeah, I'm out.

I think if I met a girl and I went over to her house and they had a fam jam and stuff, I'd be kind of like, oh, this is a bit fun. Yeah, yeah. Nah, not for me. I want to know, what was the weird thing about your ex's family? You know, because you don't choose them. You just choose the partner and all of a sudden their family just comes as part of the deal. And maybe that's why they're your ex's family now for a reason.

Because it's just too weird. You just couldn't get past it and you're like, this, I don't know, it's too much too soon. Yeah, maybe it was the family that caused you to break up. You're just like,

nah man, this family's too, because I think he's got the ick and he wants out now because of the family. Because of the family. Yeah. What was the weird thing about your ex's family

that you were just like, nah, not for me. There must be some stories out there. I had an ex whose mum had his name tatted on her bum. What? An ex? His mum's name on his bum? No, the mum had his name on her bum.

Mum had her son's name on her bum. How close to her? Did she win a radio trip away somewhere? No. Wow, really? Clint, Meg and Dan on the Edge. Clint is watching Love is Blind at the moment

and they're at the stage in a reality dating show, if you haven't seen it before, where they meet the families. And this family had things called the fam jam where they all grabbed an internet and played together in a giant sock bin, communal bin, so they didn't put socks away in their drawers. That were their own socks, that everybody could grab any socks. I like that. And we want to know

maybe what did your ex do? I mean, you can dob in your own family, can't you? Sure. If you know something your family does that you're like, that's a bit weird when I know it's a bit weird. And I don't want them ever doing it when I bring a new partner. Yeah, maybe you can dob your own family in. 0800 the edge of text 3343 but we thought maybe it was easier that you could dob in

a friend or an ex. One thing that's weird for one family is normal for another. You've got to realise that. There's a lot of texts coming through on this. My ex had two dads and two mums. We were together for two years and I forget which ones were his biological parents. So I'd imagine his parents split up, then they remarried

but he'd call them all his mum and dad. I imagine that's how it's happening? Yeah, I actually had a mate growing up where his parents had split and his mum had a new partner. And both the dads, his biological dad and his stepdad, who's now married to his mum, they all lived together in the same house. Wow, that's amazing. Oh, that's weird.

But I thought it was really cool that he still got to live with his mum and dad even though they weren't together because his dad was cool living with his wife's ex. It is concerning. I'm more worried about that person than texting and dad, even though they weren't together because his dad was cool living with his wife's ex. It is concerning. I'm more worried about that person than texting and saying, we dated for two years and I never knew which one was the real period. Maybe you guys should have had one conversation. That's perhaps why they broke up.

That's dad. Another text, my ex's family would have a talent quest every Christmas. One year his dad did a strip routine to WAP. Oh, I love that. I'd be in with that family so quick. I love that. I'd be in with that family so quick. I love that. The mum and dad used to think flippin' was a swear word,

and even bugger and dammit were banned in the house. Oh, wow. Couldn't do it. I mean, that's just one of those families that just... Okay, yeah, this one is so um okay try and stay with it okay I guess this is a guy talking about

his girlfriend right who's now his ex one of her brothers had broken up with a chick okay and the other brother

ended up marrying her oh yeah found it weird her brothers had both been with the same chick kind of like a sloppy second situation where both brothers

have been with it's more common than you'd think imagine sleeping with imagine knowing that your brother being with the same chick. Kind of like a sloppy second situation where both brothers have been with... It's more common than you'd think, I reckon. Imagine sleeping with... Imagine knowing that your brother had slept with your wife. No, that is weird. Yeah.

Yeah, that is weird. So you would know that Simon had slept with Hannah before. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. He was like, it's all right. Okay, we've got a text also. My ex's father thought it was okay

to give his grown-up daughter wedgies. That's horrible. Imagine a 35-year-old woman coming home to see Dan and he's just like, wedgie. Oh my God. Clint, Meg and Dan on The Edge. Win a share of $50,000. Cash.

With The Edge cash-strapped. Strapped. Alright, we gave Cash Trapped. Trapped. Trapped. Trapped. All right, we gave away $500 to Charlotte earlier. To who? Charlotte? Was it?

Charlotte. Oh, just to Charlotte. Charlotte. We gave away to Charlotte. Can't get away with anything in this gig. Okay, Meg's going to give you a cash amount. She'll offer it to you. Once she offers it to you, it's yours.

Yeah. That's your money. It's your money. It's absolutely the same. It's as good as being in your hands tax-free. Unless you decide to risk it and go for the vest because you could get more or it could be far less. Okay.

That's the game. All right, the person today is Jaden. Jaden, you're needing a few new tyres or something because you failed your warrant of fitness. Is that right? Oh, no. Yeah, that's right. Look, it's a 2002 car, and every year there's one thing it fails on,

and that was it this time around. How many tyres failed? Just a couple? Well, they said three failed, but I need to replace all four. All right. Okay. She's trying to upsell you for the one that's still good. Yeah, I mean, silly to replace three and say one old one just doing its thing.

Okay, Jaden, I'm going to give you $350. That will get you well on your way. Oh, good. Well on your way to three to four tyres. I mean, at least maybe, what, halfway there? Maybe a little bit better. Depends how good of tyres I guess he wants. He can spend a fortune if he wants to.

You can get $100, $120 tyres. Okay, wants. He can spend a fortune if he wants to. You can get $100, $120 tyres. Okay, that's a generous offer from Meg there, Jaden. I'm going to say, why get a couple of crappy old Bridgestones when you can get some Michelins? Okay, I reckon I've got more in the vest. I reckon you go, you risk it for the biscuit, I've got at least four.

He's making up numbers. 400, I'd say. He doesn't know. Jaden, so you pick. You want my 350 or you want to go with Dan? Look, you know, I'm just stoked to have gotten through, to be fair. And I'm normally a gambling man, but I think I'm going to have to take the 350 today. Oh, Jaden, this is refreshing, my bro.

Oh, my God. This is unprecedented. I've never had two people take my money. Congratulations, Jaden. $350 coming into your bank account, tax-free, all yours. Okay, well done. Just like that. And let's find out how much you did lose or gain with Dan.

Okay, if you'd gone for the vest, I've pulled the amount out. God, just remember, Jaden, you've still got $350. Okay. It's good. You've locked it in. You're going to be gutted, Jaden, you've still got $350. Okay. It's good. You've locked it in. You're gonna be gutted, Jaden, because if you'd gone for the vest, you would have taken home

$1,000. I'm so sorry. Hey, look, you know, the game's the game, and I'll take what I got. Yeah, Jaden, nice man. Well done. That's the attitude. Still $350 free. You'd be gutted, though. For a phone call. God, you were a man. Well done. That's the attitude. That's the attitude. Still $350 free.

You'd be good. For a phone call. God, you were so close. Oh, stop it. Thanks, Jaden. Yeah, so close to a thousand. Oh, but look at that. The bosses are dumb.

Basically, they did the same pattern two days in a row. Yeah, they low ball at seven. Low than high, low than high. Then the vest is always cashed up at eight, and then it's empty at seven and cashed up at eight. Which means tomorrow they'll make a low ball at eight because they'll try and double up us.

Or will they not expect to go low high three times in a row? I think they're going to go real deep now. They're going to start thinking psychologically. Rumour has it

that Harrison from Edge Afternoons is also going to be doing another live Dash for Cash in Tauranga. Dan did one in Christchurch, Hagley Park on Friday. So Tauranga

might be coming to you at the end of the week. Does he look like a faster runner than me? I reckon he might be able to evade or anything. Nah, I reckon you're quicker than him. Yeah, I think you're quicker too. Oh God, this is the first time you guys have backed me on anything. Bless you. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge.

We haven't done this game in a wee while. Drunk or toddler? You give us a story, let us know what happened, and we have to try and work out if a toddler did it or a drunk adult. Absolutely. It's actually a harder game than it sounds. I am blessed to have both a husband and a toddler, so I can play this game now.

And my story, it has just recently been the weekend, so that might help the situation. But my story is this person said, I've got a sore tummy. Okay. A sore stomach. Did they refer to it as a tummy? No, a sore stomach. A sore stomach.

I'm probably leading the witness there a little bit. Sore stomach. And they groaned. They groan a little bit. Saw a stomach, and they groaned. Mm-mm. They groaned a bit. And then... Bloody hell. Was it Clint? And then, straight after the big toot,

they said, oh, much better. Now, was that my drunk husband, or was that my three-year-old? Oh, it's hard. It's a tricky one because I know Guy and I know Daisy. They both could have easily done this. Very much so. In fact, my daughter would

have got it off my husband. And it was in the weekend. Yes, it was in the weekend. Damn, because it was a weekday. Her husband can't be drunk because he's looking after their kid. Home makes it work. I think it's more of a Daisy thing. I feel like she would have had a bit of a tummy ache.

It would have been like late afternoon. She's maybe had her lunch. She's had her afternoon tea. She's a bit gassy. You know what? I'm going to lock in your husband. I'm going to lock in drunk, and he's going to lock in toddler. My husband quite a few times drunk.

Yeah. And this is very much so something that Guy Mansell would do. He shares all of his inner thoughts with Meg. He does, yeah. Very open, isn't he? Very far too open. So is your daughter though.

Yeah, well she gets it from us. So the person that is correct with drunk or a toddler of who said they had a sore stomach let off a big fart and then said, oh, much better, was Daisy.

I knew it would be well done. But again, it could have gone either way. Oh, but boy, did my husband laugh. God, did he laugh. Yeah, and I enjoyed that very much and realised if he was ever worried about paternity, that is his daughter. Yes.

It doesn't need the test. That's the funny thing about toddlers, though. They're like drunk adults. Oh, they are. They just are. Genuinely are. Yeah, yeah. So it's a fun little game that you can

play. Yeah, okay, you just call us you have to be careful I guess about some of the details you may give. But let us know what happened. We're going to try and guess if it was drunk you or drunk somebody that you were hanging out with or a toddler. It's actually a much trickier game than you think. If you're clever with it

yes, sometimes it can be quite obvious. Okay, I'll wait under the edge. I guess don't bother firing us a text on this one. Unless only one of us monitors the text. I can monitor the text. Okay, I'll look away. I'll look away. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. Drunk or toddler? If you've

got a story, give us a call. I'll wait under the edge and we'll try and work out if your story is about a toddler or a drunk person because sometimes it is very difficult to figure it out. Dan's going through the texts he's sending through. Meg and I have turned our screens off so we can play along. Yeah, a few texts first, a few quick ones. Needed to go to number twos.

No bathroom was close. Went inside a sheltered part of a play structure in the park and went number twos in a sandbox like a cat. Drunk. And then bear adult or toddler. I think a toddler wouldn't choose the sandbox. They would just be like, I need to go here and now instead of being like, I'm doing it in the sandbox.

And if I was a parent and I had to make sure my daughter was going number twos somewhere, I would be more likely to choose a bush than a sandbox. I'm locking in drunk. Yeah, sadly. I am as well. Correct. That's a drunk adult.

That is horrific. Here's another one. That's honestly awful. Eight three sticks of lipstick. Eight three what? Sticks of lipstick. Surely that's toddler Clint. That's surely toddler.

There's not a drunk person that's trying to eat a lipstick. That is in fact a toddler. Congratulations. Two from two. Broken toe trying to run up an escalator the wrong way. Oh, person that's trying to eat a lipstick. That is in fact a toddler. Congratulations. Two from two. Broken toe trying to run up an escalator the wrong way. Oh, now that's hard. That's probably the hardest one because... Toddlers love escalators and it freaks me out how much my kid loves to run on them.

I'd stop it. I instantly thought drunk. Yeah? Alright, we're going to go with lock and drink. You guys are on fire. That is a drunk adult. Well done. And finally, we're going to go all lock and drink. You guys are on fire. That is a drunk adult. Well done. And finally, final text here.

Peed on the floor, then drunk a whole load of chocolate syrup. Peed on the floor and drank chocolate. Oh, surely not drunk. Nobody is that intoxicated that they weed on the floor

and then drink chocolate syrup. That sounds like child behaviour. That's Nicky's husband. You guys are wrong. That was a drunk adult. Oh my God. Come on. Nicky.y's husband. You guys are wrong. That was a drunk adult. Oh, my God. Come on. Nicky. Apparently it happened at Christmas time last year.

Nicky, choose better Nicky. I mean, I guess it's her husband now, so what are you going to do about it? Okay. All right. We've got one call. Kristen. Good morning, Kristen.

Morning. Hey, Kristen. Morning. Great to meet you in Crushwich while we're there for Electric Ave. Oh, thank you. Put a face to the name, finally. It was a pleasure to meet you, Kristen.

Now, were you playing drunk adult or toddler? Give us the scenario. Okay, so I climbed onto the roof of my house, which was two stories, and locked myself outside, and the fire brigade had to be called to come and get me down. Okay, so this was you at... So Debbie had to be a pretty strong toddler to get to the top of the house, but depending on what the house is like...

Yeah. What are you thinking, boys? I mean, like... Yeah, two-story house. Could you class an adult as, like, 18 or older, right? Yeah. Yeah. So she's a toddler.

Oh, you've got to be drunk, thinking you're funny. I think she's drunk. I think it's too hard for a toddler to do that. Drunk adult. Although I feel like Kristen's going to say she was a toddler You've got to be drunk Thinking you're funny I think she's drunk I think it's too hard For a toddler to do that Although I feel like Kristen's going to say She was a toddler What are we locking

You call it Meg I'm going to say drunk Sorry Okay lock it in drunk I was a toddler I went outside To watch the cars Wow

The fact that you managed To do that as a toddler Is pretty impressive Once you find out Your managed to do that as a toddler is pretty impressive. Once you find out your toddler can do that, you would have anxiety for the rest of their childhood because you know what they're capable of at such a young age. Yeah. Thanks, Kristen.

Yeah, you're right. I didn't know that was a thing. I've sort of blanked out a little here because I didn't know that it was possible. It was the last time, Meg, that you were like, oh, where's Daisy, your daughter? And then you're like, have you checked the roof? Yeah, I've never had to look at the roof. Okay, and one more to end on

through a tantrum while trying to leave Chipmunks Play Centre. It's got to be. It's got to be totally. You guys are on fire. Oh, great. You imagine it's someone who's gone for a kid's birthday party

and just brought a hip flask. I'm not leaving! I'm not leaving! Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. The Warriors' first game of the season is going to be played in Las Vegas, Nevada. It's our year, baby. Yeah, it is.

Oh, yeah. And Will ended up winning thousands of Airpoint dollars on this show after the three of us had to guess how many lollies were in that giant lolly jar that was doing the rounds around the country within New Zealand. I put in a guess, and Will said that he was confident

that my guess was going to be the closest. He was backing me. Turns out my guess was the closest. But this is what he promised before he knew that he had already won. Have you already decided where you're going to go in the world with 5,000 Airpoint Stolas? We can go together somewhere, should we?

Oh, get in if you win, me and you, boys trip. Vegas, the Warriors. Oh my God, I've never wanted a listener to win a prize more than I want Will to win. And he did win. I had no idea that I was going to win, neither did Will, and then Meg announced it. Will, you're taking Clint to Vegas!

Me and Will are going to become best friends. We don't need to go like business class. We can just do economy. You know, you'll still have some... I think I'll go business. You can go economy. We'll go to Australia. Here's the thing.

I think if I was Will, I would have been all bravado on the radio and, you know, said, oh, ha, ha, ha, we'll laugh and I'll take Clint. But then after, you think you're joking. If I was Will, I'd be like, I was just joking for the radio. But Will was the one that brought it up. That's the thing.

It's not like Clint said, hey, mate, Will, if I win, you can take me to Vegas. And Will was like, ha, ha, yeah, OK. Thank you, mate, yeah. It was Will that said, I'll take it. But Clint didn't ask. And I was like, that's not even in my future. And then all of a sudden, he put the carrot in front of me

and showed me that it could be and that it will be. Now, you have time off from the boss. And then all of a sudden, he put the carrot in front of me and showed me that it could be and that it will be. Now, you have time off from the boss. Yeah, boss is a big Warriors fan. Once on a lifetime opportunity, you can go this weekend. Problem is,

you do have a wife. Well, not the problem, but. Yeah. He's got a ball and chain, he can't sleep around. Next one of the lads.

Problem is, your bloody missus. Your bloody handbrake missus. Have you told Jamie about this? I don't know. She might know because she's been listening to the radio, but we haven't actually discussed it at home, no.

Hi, Jay. Morning, babe. Morning, babe. Oh, hi. There she is, the old handbrake. It's all right. Now, Jay, you need to give Clint the all clear to go to Vegas if he does have Will's blessing.

Like, let's say, we don't know what Will's going to say. He's going to Vegas. We're going to get him on the show tomorrow and find out if he is a man of his word or not. But if he is, the boss has signed it off. I just got to check with my other boss, which is you. Are you happy for me to Skype off to Vegas for the weekend and probably a couple of days either side of the weekend

for travel and stuff I imagine. Yeah, Friday to Monday sort of vibes. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, of course. Like, go to Vegas and see the Warriors. How epic. Oh, that's lovely. Okay. God, she is the perfect wife. Okay, so you're all good because do you think a little bit that Jamie

thinks that he's not going to stand by his word and so it's a safe and easy. True. Oh and so it's a safe and easy... True. Oh, so she looks good, but she's made a calculated risk that you won't be allowed to go. Okay, hold on a second. That would be very clever of me.

Yeah, it would be very clever of you, Jamie. That's what I would do. Sorry, I was just looking at the calendar for Saturday. Oh, yeah? And because we have our first pre-season football game on Friday night, I did say all the football lads could come around and do a barbecue and stuff and I'd host them on Saturday. So

they're still going to want to do that if I'm in Vegas, but you'll be all good to host the boys. Right? No. No. We already put a poll up on Messenger and most of them are coming. Oh God. Wow. I feel like if you're going to vegas that's canceled yes yes come over i feel like that's a that's a good line okay

okay i'll take that i'll take that okay so sign up from the boss sign up from the uh wow well we just need to get the sign off from Will. Okay, so shall we say this time tomorrow? And genuinely, there has been no contact behind the scenes. I haven't been DMing Will. I genuinely would love to see his reaction and his response live on air when you're listening. Also find out if Will is a man of his word

or if Will sucks. I wonder whether he's got word of it, even if he hasn't heard of it. Someone's texted Will going, they're talking about you, and he's gone, shit, I'm just going to ignore it and hope it blows over. The only issue would be if he starts screening our calls and he doesn't pick up.

Or he's already in Vegas. And he hasn't heard this at all. With his best mate, his real best mate. I don't think so. I think if he had a partner, something else has happened to those airpoints. $5,000 airpoints. What does it cost to get to Vegas?

And back? $1,000 air points? Yeah, $1,500 max. He won $5,000 thanks to me. Thanks to you. I guess so many lollies were in the jar. He just said, oh yeah, I'll back Clint. Okay, well we find out tomorrow. Willclin's best mate will take him to Vegas.

Okay, and then I can be like the live roaming reporter at the Warriors first game in Las Vegas. You. And then I can be like the live roaming reporter at the Warriors' first game in Las Vegas. You know, and I report back to the show. I don't mind making a little bit of a work trip. That'd be nice, me again, actually, for Clint to be away for a day. Oh, God, if we ever.

Maybe we could just do the show together. Yeah. Chokka not doing his job. Oh, bugger. All the shows were going to suck then if I'm doing it. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. Okay, Meg. Oh, no. Don't wash your hands of suck then if I'm doing it. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. Okay, Meg. Oh, no.

Don't wash your hands of it. Meg hasn't heard it. She doesn't know if she wants her name associated with it. Well, you're going to have to talk in it. Okay, are you ready? Yes. It is time for another round of How You Like Dem Apples. Reviewing a different apple every week.

It's a long story how we got here. Bear with us. Just play it. On the first day, God created man. On the first day, God created man. On the second day, God created apples. And on the third day, he said unto Eve, How do you like damn apples? And she replied,

Oh, that was quite nice. I'd give that a four out of five. In a world where an apple a day keeps the doctor away, 30 million apples eaten daily on Earth, three brave souls set out to find the best one. The leader of the group, with teeth whiter than a national party convention, his name. Clint.

Then there was the token woman. Her beauty knew no bounds. She goes by the name of... Mig. And finally, yes, the sexy one. If this apple-tasting team was One Direction, he'd be Harry Styles. His name... Daniel.

Yes, with their taste buds combined, I am Captain Planet. Sorry, you can't say that. Are their lines copyrighted? Oh, yes, sorry. Yes, with their taste buds combined, they had one mission, to find the ultimate apple, the apple of their eye. Sweet Tango.

Granny Smith. Royal Gala. And today, the latest apple to meet the judges is... Pick me, kids. I don't know about you, but this one sounds apple peeling. Appealing. Sorry, I thought that would work better.

Yes, the moment has arrived. That's one small step for man. One giant leap for apple kind. This is How'd You Like Damn Apples? Amazing intro, Dan.

I didn't quite catch what the apple is we're eating today, Clint. Oh, yeah, sorry. It didn't leave me enough gap. Pick Me Kid's Sweet and Juicy Kid-Sized Fruit. Oh, God, that's a long name. We've got our apples each. Let's get straight into it, boys. And I love Optimus Prime getting so into the apple thing as well.

Yes, he cost a lot of money. Here we go. Do we bring the bed down so we have a nice big crunch? Yeah. Oh, you got your decibel reader? I've got the decibel reader. In three, two, one.

Crispy, but not good flavour. No. I don't... No, I'm doing it. It's fine. I give it a 7 out of 10 I'd agree 6.5, 7, I would eat all of this but I feel like it hasn't got much of an apple-y taste I will say though, probably the best crunch we've had

so far, how loud was it? 67 No, sweet dingo, it was 70 70 decibels Is someone putting this in a spreadsheet? What is the point? Good crunch, but honestly,

this could be any flavour. Funny aftertaste and a bit too small wouldn't fill me up. I'm not kids apples. Anyway. Okay. Okay, is that it?

Six and a half. Yeah, 67 decibels, a bit of a crunch, seven out of 10 for me. Is the bit over? Yeah. Well, you haven't given your score. Oh, well, I give an eight.

Oh, there you go. I think the thing is, the problem with this is Clint prolongs it too long. We just give our scores, boom, go on to a song. Then we're done. But is it done? Yes! Forever or just this week?

No, not forever. We've got another apple next week. Oh, my God. There's thousands of different apples. Clint, Meg and Dan on the Edge. Rover. Music. Radio.

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