The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW #465 Nudity

Episode Date: February 26, 2025

This description was blatantly written by AI In today's episode of The Edge Breakfast Show, Clint, Meg, and Dan discuss the shocking comments made by an Aussie radio host, his subsequent firing, and the implications for women's sports. The trio also delves into Meg's personalized jingle submissions to support Dan's new mustache, and they debate the validity of 'Stink Wills' after Clint's disappointment with listener Will's unkept promise. Plus, updates on the Fyre Festival 2 and a lively discussion on whether certain gestures can universally turn on women. 00:00 Intro to Thursday00:24 Coffee Catchup00:58 Cash Giveaway and Social Media Trends05:27 Drake's Tour Cancellation09:56 Whatcha Got 12:20 Psychic Medium Linda25:50 Nude Families and Awkward Conversations33:35 Remembering Michelle Churchenberg35:47 The Price of Fame36:13 Dan's Moustache Saga38:03 Moustache Jingles and Parodies41:02 Defining Dan's Features on his face45:38 Cash Strapped Contest49:19 Controversial Radio Host Fired55:38 Fyre Festival 2: The Return01:00:31 Warriors Game in Vegas01:09:41 Finding the Universal Turn-On 

This is a podcast from Rover. The Edge Breakfast 2025. New year, new hits. And new studio lighting. But of course you can't see that because it's an audio medium. That's f***ing bright though. This is The Edge Breakfast With Clint, Meg and Dan Good morning

One to six Welcome to the show Kia ora, kia ora, kia ora As Casey, our boss would say Thursday Thursday Tuesday He didn't even know he did that

That's a scary thing That makes me think that I do things That people are like Oh, Meg does that And then you go, what? Yeah, in a staff meeting, our boss If you were going to play like A staff meeting bingo,

a sitter would be like our boss saying Tuesday, Wednesday. And he was like, no, I don't. And we're like, are you kidding? It's your thing. Yeah, I'd imagine there'd be a lot of bosses that have their little crutch. That's how Casey's one. Yeah.

We've got more cash to give away. Seven o'clock this morning. We'll keep doing it until we give away 50 grand. Cash trap 7 and 8. I have a feeling we've got a good amount today. Do you know your amounts ahead of time, Meg, what you're going to give away? No, Daniel,

I don't know my amounts ahead of time. Neither do you. You don't know your amounts on time. I'd imagine the bosses are giving us a bit of a spike. Get them. Do you know, I saw something on social media that said, okay, you get to invite out one friend, and you get $50 million if at some point during the hang they bully you. And I literally didn't know if I invite Meg or Dan.

Oh, to be fair though, Clint, you would be really struggling to get that 50 mil, but if it was Dan or I, we'd get it within seconds. Oh, instantly. Sounds like I'm taking Meg. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. Time for a little coffee catch up before we officially kick off the show. Would you like to finish that story you were just telling us off here, Dan, or no?

Oh, yes. Well, I went to a shop yesterday, JB Hi-Fi. I quite often go there and I get a vinyl. And I had George with me, my little son. What was the vinyl yesterday? Huh? What was the vinyl yesterday? Huh? What was the vinyl? I got the new James Bay.

Well, it's actually not that new, but it was James Bay's album. Cool. But it was on special in the bargain bin. So I was like, oh, I have that. Don't hear a lot about James Bay. No, I do like him. He's good. He is good, eh?

I love James Bay. Anyway, so I was buying that and I had George, my little one-year-old son. Yeah. And I was holding him and he did this long, ruthless fart. Ruthless? And the poor lady behind the counter, I'm pretty sure she thought it was me. I'm pretty sure. Did you say that was my child?

No. What are you going to do? Because then it looks obvious that it was you. Bad George. Give him a smack on the bottom. That was my son, by the way. Oh, I would go, ooh, that was a big one or something. You wouldn't say that to yourself.

No, see, as soon as you do that, I'd be like, yeah, that bitch is trying to blame it on her kid. Oh, my God, guys. But if you just hear a big fart and there's two people standing there and nobody says anything, you would be like, that's the man. You would be like, probably the kid. And you go, oh, that's a big one. And I go, no, it was the lady.

What? You guys are so weird. And the lady behind the counter didn't even laugh. Like, if that was me, if I was behind the counter. Because she probably thought it was you. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It was a baby. You would.

You would laugh if it was a baby. Did a long fart. I do find them funny. Dan, when we were in Christchurch, was doing them in the Kmart when Meg and I were shopping. Piss off. That was you, Clint. What? Why would I? Meg, back me up here. Bring up a story shopping. Pass off. That was you, Clint. What? Why would I bring up a story where I could be...

I'm sorry, Clint. I've got to back my head. You did. Come on. Clint was full of them. And it was, to be fair, Dan was getting angry, but I was laughing so much I peed a little.

It was hilarious. And then he tried to run away from his own farts and he kept farting as he ran. That was the best. The thing is, Clint, you'd think he has, like, he's got absolutely no shame. Like, there was people in Kmart. It was a busy day. There was a woman.

He did it right next to her. No, I did it next to you, so she'd think it was you. She would have been like, that's that guy from The Masked Singer. Going round the Kmart. She doesn't remember that. I barely remember that. He had a little bit of shame, but then he did The Masked Singer. And now he's got nothing at all.

It is funny because I thought it was hilarious and Dan was so like, oh my God, like so embarrassed. Yet Dan can go and knock on strangers' doors with a game we used to play. Look what the cat dragged in and just pull out random items. I could never do that. Yeah, but I couldn't go to a door and fart. I just couldn't. I couldn't. That a door and fart. I just couldn't. I couldn't.

That's my line. Wow, it's weird. We have different lines. Yeah, but you do fake farts all the time. We've got a video coming out, actually, from Electric Avenue. You, like, leaned in and you loved it. So what is the difference? It's something about, like, just the actual realness of it.

But if it's a fake one, oh, God, I laugh. Oh, Meg and I, you're just killing us. One lady was sitting down in Electric Ave having lunch and Dan walked past and farted. She was, you know, quickly she grabbed

all this stuff off the floor and ran off. Oh, good fun, eh? Yeah, is that video out yet? No, it's not out. No, yeah, no, yeah. Poor Bella, our web girl has been very sick

since Electric Ave but it'll be coming out Speaking of farting, I think she's had a bit of gastro. Right. Right. Yeah. Clint, Meg and Dan.

Scandal with Meg. Scandal is thanks to meat. Oh, sorry. Oh, yeah. Bloody hell, Meg. I was like, come. I know you're a vegetarian, but you can still say meat. Meat the need.

Sorry. I was like, come. That's M-E-E-T. Yeah. $120,000 equals more meals for more families. She's pregnant, so she can get away with it. You're allowed to do that. You're allowed to burp on national radio.

It's the baby. It's indigestion. You would have heard yesterday that Drake had cancelled his remaining tour dates in Aussie and New Zealand due to, as they always say, scheduling conflicts that they didn't apparently know about until right this second. It's like they haven't checked their diary. My wife does that all the time. Do you think Drake was just like, what are we doing next month?

New Zealand? What? I can't do that. I'm in Dubai. But a rep has said that, from the Rolling Stones, told the Rolling Stones they're working on rescheduling the show.

So we're hoping that they are going to be more likely postponed than cancelled. At the moment, we don't have any new dates, so we have to say cancelled. But we're hoping that they're going to come through and have a cancelled. At the moment, we don't have any new dates, so we have to say cancelled. But we're hoping that they're going to come through and have a postponement date. But if it was postponed, then ticket sales would be fine, you would think. Because then they're like, oh, tickets are fine.

We just need to move the date. I'm sure tickets are fine for Drake in New Zealand. He's one of the highest selling artists in the world. I don't think he'd have any issue selling tickets to Drake, surely. It feels like something's come up where he can make a hell of a lot more money and he's like, let's just move New Zealand to another time. I feel like New Zealand's been getting it a lot. Just like it's side past and no one really stops there anymore.

Well, the sad thing is about New Zealand, it's very expensive to bring a big tour here. And I think the payoff that they get for audience numbers in New Zealand is not as high as some other places. Big enough stadiums and stuff. Maybe once we get that stadium in Christchurch that's being built at the moment

they can add more big numbers. That thing looks incredible. We were driving past that when we were at Christchurch. And the trailer for another Simple Favour

you might remember. Did you guys ever watch a Simple Favour with Anna Kendrick and Blake Lively? No. I loved it. It was a great

little thriller twist movie. It sounds familiar but I can't. So Blake Lively was the bad guy and she always wore these incredible power suits and Anna Kendrick, her character

Ended up like, kind of like living with her Becoming her friend and then it turned into Kind of a murder mystery sort of vibe I love Anna Kendrick Yeah she's great, I actually love this movie And I imagine the movie is probably going to flop Because people hate Blake Lively now But we do have a sequel for another Simple Paper

Have a listen Did you break out of prison? Will you be my maid of honour? Do you think I want to make you pay? I don't know. Do you? If I do try to murder you, it'll make an amazing sequel. Okay, you can text the word lively to 3343 if you're interested and want to see it.

It does make me want to see it. I'm trying to get my head past. I will watch it anyway. But get past what? Why don't people like her? I don't even know what the one thing is that everyone's angry about. She has come across in a few interviews and

what's transpired since the Justin Baldoni thing. There is this weird kind of like narcissism about her. Okay, but she's come across a little hostile in interviews over like a 10 what, 10-year period. We could dig up any celebrity who's going to be a little titchy in interviews. Like even we've had some.

Like Demi Lovato comes to mind when she was in a bad mood when she spoke to us years ago. He said she said about sexual harassment on set and people were saying that she is lying about it and Justin has receipts and proof and other people were saying that, no, Justin has twisted the story. But as this happens, as per usual, whether it's right or wrong, it seems that the woman is the person that's kind of, by women, being mostly attacked and people are backing Justin. And if there's proof, if there's a reason for that, we'll find out in the courts.

I'm going to leave it to that. I will say this. Ryan Reynolds has been collateral damage as well. Very much. And Taylor. Yeah. Like, everyone around her that, like, dares to be her friend. You're allowed to be a bit grumpy sometimes, even as a celebrity.

In fact, probably more so if you're a celebrity because everyone feels like they deserve a piece of you even when they don't, and you just have to smile and pretend that it's okay that people treat you sometimes like a zoo animal. The biggest thing recently was that she texted him at like two in the morning saying like if you think of me as Khaleesi from Game of

Thrones, I have my two dragons, Taylor and Ryan and she was like texting him kind of things like that. What a thing to say. Yeah, cringy, narcissistic but then he sent back like a four minute voice message that was like, hey Blake just waking up. I bet you've got a baby on your boob.

Like, I want it. It was just, that was weird in itself. Like, if you guys sent me a message like that. Not again, Clint. Again, don't do it this time. You can't breastfeed Dan, I've told you. So, like, all of it's a bit odd. I'll leave it to the courts.

But, yeah, a lot of people are just saying Blake's the worst because of it rather than looking into maybe what he's doing. I think they're both just narcissists. Yeah, I think, Dan, I honestly think it's the battle of the narcissists. Yeah, just leave them to it. Yes, that's how it is. Stop giving them column inches. Yeah, yeah.

God. All right. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. It's Clint, Meg and Dan's. What you got? All right, what you got, Dan? A little bit of news for the far north. Kitty Kitty and Kai Tai are getting the Weber Brothers Circus.

I remember going to this years ago when I was a young little lad. Is that when they have the guys in the motorbike and they're going inside the sphere? Inside the sphere. Two motorbikes or three driving around inside the sphere. No animals or anything, eh? No, it's not one of those circuses. I don't think they do them anymore in New Zealand anyway. The Weber Brothers are all human.

I thought the Weber Brothers were barbecue people. No, that's just Weber. That's just the Weber barbecue dynasty. Not related. No, long lost brothers. They're like, we need to do more. We can't just be doing barbecues. Gotta get into something else.

It does sound good though. If you're in the far north, you can expect breathtaking motorcycle jaw-dropping cannonball and heart-stopping extreme globe of death love whatever that is that sounds exciting get amongst it how often you get to see people like pushing themselves to the limits and seeing what humans are capable of doing in a circus it must be a slow news day because that's on the front page of the herald this morning i love the circus the weber brothers uh my one's about dairy dairy new zealand's most profitable export industry but also one of the worst

for carbon emitters when it comes to like the ozone layer and global warming. So a lab called Daisy Lab is attracted to interest. It's an Auckland lab from traditional dairy

because they are creating dairy proteins without the cow. They genetically modify a strain of yeast to produce proteins that are typically found in cow's milk. They've done this before with fake meat, like I think

it's Impossible Burgers where they have the same proteins and that's why the feel and taste is quite similar. Interesting. I don't know if I'd want to have a milk made from yeast. Anything with yeast. I think farmers would probably like to hear that because I would have thought of all the industries that would be safe from technology and the robots taking over

your job, the old hard yakker of a farmer going and getting the cows and getting milk, I would have thought it would be pretty safe. This is a start-up lab. It's a long, long, long way away until I imagine it's like, oh, we don't need cows anymore, so nobody freak out. But is somebody trying to do something, I guess, to help the planet? Yeah, well, the planet obviously. It's actually not that because you know what will happen?

Then a lot of farmers will go from dairy to just beef farming. And they'll just like breed cattle just to turn them into meat. Yeah. Which is probably even worse, right? Yeah. We'll see what happens with this. But I think it's good on people for trying to change. Maybe it works for people that are lactose intolerant as well.

Maybe it's like not like actual milk, but it's an alternative to almond and oat. Donald Trump in a lot of trouble. He said this about Gaza. We have an opportunity to do something that could be phenomenal. And I don't want to be cute. I don't want to be a wise guy. But the Riviera of the Middle East, this could be something that could be so magnificent. So bad.

So magnificent. The opposite of what I was about to say. Freudian slip. He has gone and shared an AI video on his social media of what he thinks Gaza will look like. And it involves a shirtless Donald Trump sipping cocktails, belly dances. There's Elon Musk who's dipping something into a dip

and then throwing money into the sky and kids are running around grabbing it with super yachts in the background. I think he's also relying on people not knowing what Gaza looked like before the genocide that has happened there. Gaza did look like this. It was like beachfront paradise, maybe not as fancy as it is in his video, but it very much was not properly how people pictured it to be

because of how they imagined it. Very distasteful. Now it looks like Hunger Games. Yeah, I mean, it's just... It means like I'm... Bolt over. It's just rubble and stones. It's horrid.

And he's got gold Trump statues in the streets and people are buying helium balloons of a gold Donald Trump face and walking down the streets and stuff. And that's extreme. It's like a storyline from The Simpsons. Everything he does is like, this can't be real.

Right, and people have taken to social media saying, I could not be a bigger supporter of President Trump, but this particular video is very poor taste. Another one said, I hate this. I love our president, but this is horrible. So even his own people who stand by him through thick and thin and everything else

are going, mate, you went a little too far with this one, buddy. He loves to say something and say he's going to do it, but it never very rarely happens. Hey, next on the show, we've had a lot of requests just peppered here and there over the last few weeks and months, wondering whatever happened to our psychic medium, Linda. Oh, God, she was a cow. Why get her back here? I think we've had about maybe three texts. Yeah, three texts. I wouldn't say it's a pepper. Oh, yes, yes, Linda. Oh, God, she was a cow. Why get her back? I think we've had about maybe three texts. Yeah, three texts. I wouldn't say it's a peppering.

Oh, yes, yes, yes. I wouldn't say it's that many. And we had Jessie Rose. She was just as good, wasn't she, if not better? Yeah, I would say probably better than Linda. Linda had a bit of a chip on her shoulder at times, but I did love her. Yeah, yes, she did love salt and vinegar chips. Yeah, there was always crumbs. Crumbs everywhere.

If you're a big fan of Linda who used to pop in randomly from time to time and read the future of this show, you'll be in luck. I hear she might be joining us before seven on the edge. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. Dan always disappears when Linda, our fortune teller, comes into studio.

I'm unsure why, but she is back. Hello, my darlings. It's so good to be here. Thank you so much, Linda. It's been a while. Hello, my darlings. It's so good to be here. Thank you so much, Linda. It's been a while. You know what, Linda? It has been a while. There's a lot to catch up on.

Yes, because you've been getting in another psychic. You know what? I am a very good psychic, but I didn't pick you both for backstabbers. I thought you were going to say psycho for a second there. I'm not psycho at all. Okay, sorry. I just thought you'd pause. Well, you've been getting in that bitch Jessie Rose.

Don't call her that. No credentials whatsoever. Linda, this is why we can't trust you to come in, because you go rogue and you go off script. Also, credentials, I don't think you can go to university for psychics, can you? You can, actually. There's a psychic school, and I put her in the same bucket as Calvin Cruikshank and Sue Nicholson, a couple of witch doctors, though nothing.

Okay, right. Absolutely nothing. Did you go to university? I did. I went to university with Calvin Cruikshank and Sue Nicholson. A couple of witch doctors, though nothing. Okay, right. Absolutely nothing. Did you go to university? I did. I went to university with Calvin Cruikshank. Linda, I asked you to be nice. Yes. I asked you to be nice and to be respectful of the other psychics that we have on the show.

Okay. And what have you done? You've come on and you've berated her within seconds. Okay, and I'm sorry, but I just don't think that she's a good psychic. Oh, you said sorry, and then you did that thing that a lot of people on maths are doing, and then you defend what you've just done, even though you apologise for the behaviour. Okay, Megan. Yeah.

Did Jessie Rose tell you this? Oh, God. That I see pregnancy in your future. I think you're going to be giving birth to a lovely little girl in the next... Oh, girl. Let's say 10 months. I... Yeah, Linda, I think...

10 months? Jeez, Meg, you're going to go a wee way over the due date of your... Well, I think she's just doing a guess if she's saying within the next 10 months? 10 months? Jeez, Meg, you're going to go a wee way over the due date. I think she's just doing a guess if she's saying within the next 10 months. I think, Linda, what's happening is you've seen that I've got a pregnant belly. Yes, it was either that or a big dinner last night, Clint, and I went with the baby, hoping, fingers crossed, it is. Okay, so your prediction is a girl, though, because we don't know and we're not finding out.

Yes, I think it's a girl. I see a girl. I see your husband, Guy, as a girl dad. Oh, nice. Okay, thank you, Linda. I'll take that. Clinton. Yes, I think it's a girl. I see a girl. I see your husband, Guy, as a girl dad. Oh, nice. Okay, thank you, Linda. I'll take that. Clinton. Yes, Linda.

I see television back in your future. Oh, really? Yes, you've been trying to get back into it. Police 10-7. Embarrassingly. I think it's going to be

another one of these crappy celebrity shows where all these celebrities are trying to cling on to fame. Oh, I like those shows. Yeah, so you'll be on it. Can I pitch a couple of ideas to you, my darling? I'm a celebrity.

Get me out of here. Yes. I've got some ideas. Maybe you could take these to the producers. How about this one? Okay. The Masked Minga. Okay.

It's basically just a whole load of ugly people in masks singing. Right. And then you realize. But they look beautiful. And then when you realize it makes it to the final. Yeah, you take the mask off and you're like, Jesus Christ, what is that? What about this one? The masked ginger.

It's just a whole load of redheads and masks singing. Oh, we don't need to mask gingers, do we? I love it. I love it. Producer Carl's... Okay, if he likes it, he can speak on it. All you've done is changed the word singer to other words. Okay, well, you like this one then.

The masked pinger. Okay. And that's just basically people on MDMA and masks singing. I'd watch that. And finally, the masked winger. You wouldn't be able to shut them up, though, when they're talking to the judges. Yes, that's just basically people on MDMA and masks singing. I'd watch that. And finally, the masked winger. You wouldn't be able to shut them up, though, when they're talking to the judges. Yes, that's right. And then there's the masked winger.

It's basically rugby wingers from past in masks singing. You're Joe Roccofocos. You're Julian Seviers. Oh, yes. Yes. You like those? No. No, right.

Okay, well, 0800 The Edge. I don't mind Mask Pinger. 0800 The Edge. You call us through right now, and I'll give you a future reading. Okay, great. Anything you want to know. And I do bad stuff as well. I'll tell you if you're going to pass.

Oh, okay. Like a date. Who's going to die before Meg and I? Oh, you. You're much older. Thank you, Linda. I don't know if you need the future for that one. Okay, you're closer to death.

Much closer, Clint. Much, much closer. Much older. Clint, Meg, and Dan. We have Linda back by popular demand, our fortune teller. Good morning. And we have Carlene who's a mess and saying she'd love to talk to you, Linda, if that's okay. We could place a call and you could have a chat with her.

I love to speak to a beautiful fan of mine. Put the call through, my darling. Okay. I hope she doesn't get stage fright. She's gorgeous, Carlene. Oh, is she? Yes. Hello?

Carlene, my darling. Hello, my darling. How are you? Very good, Linda. How are you? Oh, I just love you so much. Thank you so much for texting through. Carlene, you've really triggered Linda this morning.

She was just coming in for a visit. She was dropping off some truffles that she made last night and then she saw you text and it's all blown up since. Yes, they're marijuana truffles, Meg. Oh, well I can't have them, Linda. Oh, well. They're good for pregnancy. Oh, Linda, you've made my morning. Oh, well. Carlene,

now we've got you on. Is there anything you want to know about your future or your past? Oh, golly gosh, I certainly do. What is the end of the year looking like for me, Linda? Let me have a look into my crystal ball. Well, I can tell you this, my darling. Are you in a relationship at the moment, may I ask? No.

Yes, there's a man I can see coming into my shot. He's got sort of grey, silver fox type hair. Carleen, are you straight? Yes. Okay, good. Yes, are you straight? Yes. Okay, good. Yes, because you're going to be gutted. That'll be awful. This is definitely a man.

He's hung like a horse. Anyway, darling, I tell you what, I think he's your future husband. He's a bit older than you. Obviously, you're quite young. But he is going to have you walking side to side, my darling. If he's grey-haired, how old is he, Linda? What are we looking at?

He looks like he's... Hold on, let me just have a word with him. Well, if you can see, he's grey-haired, how old is he, Linda? What are we looking at? He looks like he's... Hold on, let me just have a word with him. Well, if you can see his... It's strong. I imagine you can see his age. You can check his ID in his wallet. I'm having a look at him now. Yeah.

Okay. So, just... Yeah. I'm trying to talk to him. Is he tall? Carlene, could you have a bit of peace, thank you? I can't just... Just wait, could you have a bit of peace, thank you? I can't just... Just wait, thank you.

Late 40s. Oh, God! That's nothing! I tell you what, he's got a beautiful... Late 40s? Yeah, how old are you, Carl-Ane, out of interest? Yeah, well, you see, he's younger than me then. Oh, shit, Toyboy!

Oh, shit, you got that wrong, Linda. I tell you what, ages have always been my weak point. Tall though. And hung like, did I mention she's got a huge cock? Yeah, thank you for that, Linda. Sounds like you might have a tiny pecker. Linda's always wrong.

You poor thing, Carlene. He's younger than you. He's got a small one. You're young at heart and looks. Maybe I won't marry him. He's younger than you. He's got a small one. Oh, you look young at heart and looks. Maybe I won't marry him. Yes, you never know. Have a bit of fun. I'll tell him to piss off.

I don't know why he's nude anyway. Weirdo. I love it. Thank you so much. Thanks, Carly. Love you to bits. Okay, take care. Look out for Vegemite.

Pardon? That's all I've been told to say. Look out for Vegemite. Pardon? That's all I've been told to say. Look out for Vegemite. Yes, I don't know why. He doesn't question the spirits. Have you got a winter tolerance or something? Anyway, my darling. Thanks, Caroline.

See you, Caroline. Bye. Bye, darling. See you, Linda. See you, my darling. Love you to bits. Bye. Cash Drapped Up next.

If you want to score some cash, 0800 the itch. Let us know what you need it for. And we may just give you exactly what you are. I foresee a very big amount coming. Oh, you're still here, Linda. You're still here. Am I? Yeah, thanks, Linda.

It's pushing seven now, so you're more like a six o'clock hour type content piece. Can't I? No, see you later. We'll get Dan back in, eh? Okay. Yeah, okay. Really want him back, do you?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. Clint, Meg. Really want him back, do you? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Alright. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. Win a share of $50,000.

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in the Mount at 8am on Friday. So if you are in that area, worth swinging by. You never know. Yeah. You can text cash to 3343 with what you need

or you can call us 0800 the edge. Sorry, Angel is the lucky person this morning that will be getting cash no matter what. I'm getting through, Angel. Angel, you want to buy

an inflatable kayak. Ooh. At the end of summer. Hello, yeah. We've got like three days left of summer. Angela, did you call us or did we call you back? You called

me back. Yeah, I've seen your text so if you can't get through on the phones, you can text Cash and what you need at 43343 and obviously we've seen it bouncing around. We're like, let's get her on. Why an inflatable kayak? What's the pros and cons of that? So you can like... Well, we don't have a roof

rack so it's easier to just bring it around. Yeah, transportation. Yeah. And then you just inflate it when you get to the beach. Yeah, great idea. Great idea. Yeah, yeah. Okay.

Right. It's not going to be one of those things you use, like, two or three times, and then it just sits in the garage? No, no. We actually just started camping and going outdoors, so we're just trying to buy our gear. You do know we're going into winter now, though, we actually just started camping and going outdoors, so we're just trying to buy our gear. You do know we're going into winter now, though, eh? Great time for kayaking all year.

I reckon now's a good time to get a cheap one. Yes. Okay. No, we've already started. We're actually going out this weekend to, where are we going? To Lake Hawia in Wanaka. Oh, Lake Haweta. Haweta, it's beautiful. Yeah. Okay,

I will, I don't know how much that costs, let's say $250. There's, that's what? Is that too cheap? It's inflatable. How much do you know about kayaks, Dan? I would say a normal kayak's at least $300, an inflatable one, oh, you're looking upwards of $500. Yeah. Inflatable kayak. Hey, well, I can go towards that. I thought it would be cheaper. It's inflatable. Upwards of $500. Yeah. Inflatable kayak.

Hey, well, I can go towards it. I can see one right now, $289 on Aquafun on special. So there you go. You don't want that one. You want a more expensive one, Angel. Okay, well, then she can save up around it. $250, all yours. I'm putting it in your hand.

Right now, Angel, you can walk away with that money. Or you could risk it and go for more. Why get an inflatable kayak when you can get one that inflates itself with a special... I think what Mick's giving you is enough for a solo

inflatable kayak. If you're wanting a double, you can go to Dan, but there's no guarantees. You might leave with no kayak. So you're going with either a two-seater inflatable kayak, potentially,

or no kayak. How much is the double? No, no. Come on, let's just get into it, Angel. No more stuffing around. You've been offered $250. Do you want to take it or risk it with Dan? I might have to risk it with Dan.

Here we go. All right, I'm going into the best. A lot of zips. Good luck to you, Angel. And I tell you what, you've made the right decision, Angel. You've got yourself. We need to make that short. and I tell you what, you've made the right decision, Angel. You've got yourself... $600!

Yay, well done! It's all good. Well done. Thank you so much, team. Well played, well played. Well done. It doesn't always happen like that when people reject Meg's cash offer. Many have left with their tail between their legs,

but it paid off for you, Angel. I feel like it has been recently definitely go with Dan, though, right? You've had some big numbers. I think the last day or so. Oh, 8 o'clock yesterday was not the call. No, it was, I think it was $15 yesterday. Yeah, it was awful at 8 o'clock yesterday. Yeah, but not today.

Okay. Not today. Back again at 8, your chance to win your share of $50, yesterday. Yeah, but not today. Okay. Not today. Back again at 8. Your chance to win your share of $50,000. All you have to do is fire us a text. Cash the 3343 and what you need it for, and we could get you on the show. Absolutely. 8am. Clint, Meg and Dan.

How many Ips are out now, Meg? Two. Only two of the White Lotus. Season three. One of the stars of it is Patrick, who is Arnold. Patrick who? Arnold S's son. Say his full name.

I can't say it properly. Patrick Schwarzenegger. Yeah, thank you. And Patrick's sister is Catherine. Why don't you want to say his last name? Because every time I say it, I say it wrong. So I'm just not bothering. So Catherine is married to Chris Pratt.

And Chris Pratt was on the red carpet. That's crazy. So Chris Pratt's father-in-law is Arnold Schwarzenegger. That is crazy. Imagine that. Indeed. Yeah. And so he was watching The White Lotus,

and there's a few nude scenes with his brother-in-law in them that he didn't know about and seemed quite impressed. I did not know I was going to be seeing him fully nude in that way. And, you know, hey, he looks good. You know what I mean? I was like, rock it, bro. You got it flaunted, Patrick. I feel you.

I love it. And so we were talking about this off here yesterday as a team, and me and Dan were like, oh, God, nude families. And I was saying about how I know one of my friends had a boyfriend at the time, they're split up now, but had a boyfriend at the time in his 30s, and he was completely nude, and his mum walked in, and she was there, and she was like, oh, oh, you know, panicking, because she thought that everybody was in a, that was the wrong thing to do, but then they were just completely normal, and he was just walking around nude in his 30s around

his mum, and they had a full conversation, conversation and she walked out and Clint goes, yeah. Yeah, that does not surprise me that the Randalls are nudes. Like the Randalls are nudists. I can imagine like Clint's mum Christine being over at his house and Clint just walks out nude and she doesn't even bat an eyelid. Okay, well where's the line? Okay, let's say this probably would happen more often than other random scenarios that I can make up.

Me, my dad and my brother go scuba diving, and then you get back up on the boat, and you de-rig and get all your gear off, and then you stand on the boat, and you take your wetsuit off, and you're just standing there nude, and then in the towel and drying yourself, while you then put your clothes back on after you've had a dive.

I can't do it with my dad, because it would be weirder, but if I went on a scuba diving trip with my mother and she was just fully nerd, full frontal, and I was fully frontal nerd, it would be very strange for me and mum. For me and mum. I haven't seen my mum's boob until, well, when was the last time I saw it?

The last time I saw my mum's boob was when she went down the Zoom tube in Lower Hutt and it came flying out of a bikini when I was about 12. It was accidental, wasn't it? Yeah, it was accidental. To be fair, mum has seen me nude more recently, more just my boobs because she helped when Daisy was newborn

and I was just breastfeeding and stuff. But other than that, no, I am not in a nude family. I think the last time my parents saw me nude was maybe when I was 12 or 11. When was the last time you saw your old man nude, Dan? Oh, like years ago when I was bathing with him. You know, like I've when I was bathing with him. I've got a photo at home of me laying... You should have said decades ago. Decades ago sounds like you were bathing with him in your 20s.

26. Well, you know what I mean. Everybody baths with their dad. And I've got a photo at home of me sort of laying over his extremities. Not face down. An age. An age, Daniel. Three. Thank you. An age, Daniel.

Oh, three. Thank you. Three. Yeah, when you say in your 30s, years ago, I didn't think 30. Okay. Well, I think people assume that, Clint. You've got to be clear. The Webby's very much not a nude family.

No, no, no. Very much towel over. Not the Mansfields or the Niers either. Yeah, the Randall family are just like wandering around. I guess just wandering around. Like you're not just like, like I mean from a place that you might be nude, like the shower to the bedroom. And if someone like walked past while you were doing that,

you wouldn't be like, Jesus, what are you doing? Just be like, sup, sup. Really? You wouldn't even like cover it up and go, oh. I think, yeah, I don't, I don't know. And that's just the blood related family. Like if it was Jamie, your wife, wandering around nude, I don't know. And that's just the blood-related family? Like if it was Jamie, your wife, wandering around nude, that would be odd? No, I love seeing her wander around nude.

Not you. No, your dad or your mum. Oh, yeah, no, okay. It doesn't go into in-laws. Yeah, that's good. That's fine. Just blood. I think Clint is definitely of the less common variety.

I do know some nude families, like I said, like my friend's ex-partner, and that was a real insight to her. So they do exist. All right, nude families, are you in one? Or are you, did you date one? Yeah, you dated one where it was just like nudity was just very chill.

Like you went over to their house and the parents were full nudists, like just never clothed. That's an extreme. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. A little a little convo that got started off here

after the show yesterday when we saw Chris Pratt did an interview talking about his brother-in-law and seeing him nude in White Lotus and how he was like, yeah, good on him. That's all good. Like he's looks like he's packing and we got talking about nude families and how me and Dan are definitely not in a nude family, but Clint Randall unsurprisingly is.

Brother-in-law's a bit different though, isn't it? They're not blood related. So seeing them nudes, I don't think quite as weird. Because you haven't grown up seeing it. I know, but I still feel like if I saw my sister-in-law's completely nude, I'd be like, oh, I'd look away. Yeah, would you?

I would look away. Maybe I won't share the name because not everyone realises that their names are attached to their text, but this one. Absolutely nude family. It's like a rite of passage for all the men who marry into our family to see my dad's balls. I love it. It's so funny.

What are your intentions with my daughter? And we did get on the person that we needed more information from, Christine Randall. Oh, cool. Clint's mum. Morning, Christine. Good morning. Hi, guys.

Hey, mum. Now, be honest, Christine. When was the last time you saw your beautiful son, Clint's Wally? Oh, my God. Well, his beautiful Wally or my beautiful son. Okay, just answer the question quickly. Just reason. Just reason. They're by the pool, he's never very private, he just gets out the pool and if he wants to get dirty he just drops his trowel, stands there and dries himself, yeah, and he's never private when he goes to the toilet, he stands in the

urinal and he'll have a conversation with you while he's having a wee. Really? So yeah, quite regular. stands in the urinal and he'll have a conversation with you while he's having a wee. Really? Quite regular. When would you say, like, within the last month or year? Yeah. Yeah, just in the last couple of weeks. Oh my goodness, bloody heck.

You saw it two weeks ago. Why did you follow him into the toilet? Yeah, when we came round and had a swim. Oh, you remember the day. When we came round and had a swim. No, I don't really shut the door when I go to the toilet. Sounds like Christine's got it in her diary. She's like, saw Clint again today. He's nude.

I did do a poll on our Edge Breakfast page. We have 11% of people who listen to us saying that they are nude families and 89% saying they're not. Yeah, and I think that's probably a trustworthy figure. 89%. 89% aren't into it. Well, not like I'm into it. I'm just, it's just the way it's been.

Like, I guess there was no point where it was made to feel weird. So you're just like, whatever, you just grew up like that. Does it go to your extended family? Like, I know you've got a sister-in-law, your wife, Jamie. Are they all nude as well? Nah, I think it's just, may just be the four of us, just the way you're brought up. I think my wife finds it a bit weird. I can imagine Jay thinks, why don't you just cover up and close the door?

But, you know, it's all good. We're not trying to yuck somebody's yum as well. If that's who you've been raised on, that's fine. Oh, I don't think it's yum. It's not a yummy thing. It's just a thing. Also, when you're blessed with the Randall Jean, I think it's harder to cover up than most.

Yeah. You need a big towel. Clint, Meg and Dan's Scandal. Scandal is thanks to Meet the Need, Feeding Families and Changing Lives. Donate today. If you haven't heard, Michelle Churchenberg has passed away, sadly, at the age of 39.

That name might ring a bell, but if I say some of the movies and shows she's been in, it might click together more. She had black hair, very light blue eyes, very pale skin. She was in 17 Again, Gossip Girl, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Ice Princess, Euro Trip, House, Inspector Gadget. She was like kind of that person that hired to be the supporting actress in a lot of stuff. Like 17 Again

I think she played Zac Efron's sister. Is that right? She was the daughter of him. Yeah, that's right. And I think she's been in a lot of stuff. You'd be sorry if you saw her. Waiting for that one big break but always in and around the mix.

I thought she had it. I mean she was on Buffy the Vampire Slayer and on Gossip Girl. I mean, those are big, big shows in the millennia. But she wasn't Gossip Girl or Buffy. Like, you know what I mean? Yeah, I think the same. Yeah, yeah. But still, she was in the mix, and she was definitely making a career in a very tricky industry.

She's been in the industry since she was three in commercials, and her debut television was on Nickelodeon series The Adventures of Pete and Pete. So she was a child actress television was on Nickelodeon series The Adventures of Pete and Pete. So she was a child actress, went into Nickelodeon, then went into movies and then has had some troubles over the past years definitely. Some health troubles. We don't know the way that she passed away but yeah, 39.

Self-inflicted health troubles like a lot of the people in Hollywood? I can't tell. I can't tell. I don't know. She just looked very different and very unwell in the photos.

She had like yellowing of eyes but I know that can be like jaw disc. I think that's liver failure but I don't know if that can be self-inflicted or not.

There's a lot broken about the celebrity world especially in America, eh? You know, like there's a lot of celebrities that started young. You know, a lot of Disney stars as well.

You name one that has got through, like, early adulthood into adulthood without any mental struggles. I don't think there is any. Hilary Duff? But I think even she and her, like, early youth had a lot of issues, you know? Like, I think there is a lot to be said to... It's more shocking if they come out the other side,

like Miley Cyrus and... Yeah. ...Hilary, and who's another one that's really good? Oh, Justin Timberlake. Oh, he's had his troubles recently. I think they've all still got dark demons. I agree. I agree.

It's just so sad to see. It's the price of fame. Yeah. It's the price of fame. That's the latest in Scandal, Tim. Cool. Okay, next. Oh, it's finally happening.

Oh, no. Okay. If he's nervous, we should be excited, Dan. No, this is meant to tease Dan. It's not meant to tease me. I don't want to take the teasing spotlight off you Dan. Okay, well it's either going to be Dan or Clint that I'm laughing at so I'm happy. Okay. Meg for once you can just sit by. I can just sit back

and relax. And enjoy yourself. Dan Mo-gate has been happening the last few days. Dan's moustache that he's been growing. Can I just say I've never intended this to be a thing on air. Bull shite. Dan, you literally said to us, on air, you guys haven't said anything

about my new moustache. And that's where I thought it would end. So on air, you brought up your moustache because we hadn't brought it up. So you wanted to talk about it, and what, now you don't want to talk about it? Well, I think just leave it a week, then we can talk about it when it looks cool.

You said it looked cool the first day you brought it up. Okay. Well, I decided as a supportive co-host to really rally in behind you and support you in the only way I knew how, and that's through music. Oh, for goodness sake. That's not the way you know how at all. Oh, no.

I think you should always be kept away from it. Remember, you got eighth in New Zealand Idol, but you got third in Dancing With The Stars. Do a dance. Yeah, do an interpretive dance for my moustache. It's a really workable radio show. It's a dope play. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge.

Dan's growing a moustache. We're trying to be supportive friends. Thank you, guys. And Meg, over the last few days. I did not agree to that. Sorry, I didn't know we were trying to be supportive. I feel like you need to talk to me about that. If anyone's listening right now and they're trying to grow a moustache,

Meg's been trying for a while, I am, you know, let's grow them together. He's such an arsehole. Let's grow them together. Meg has been standing nose to nose with Dan and then stepping away from him. And when Meg can no longer see said moustache, she stops and measures.

And at the moment, 52 centimetres. I'm happy with that. You need to be at least that close to Dan to be able to see it. I think we can go to 60 today. 60 centimetres, I reckon. No. To drum up a bit of chat, did you want, like, moustache parody slash jingles?

No, never asked for that. Okay, good. In fact, I didn't even really want to talk more than just a little mention about this on the radio, but now we've done three days of chatting. I would like them. Does one vote count? I think it counts. Okay, I genuinely, after the show,

went in, recorded a few little jingles, and I have not heard them since I recorded them. He was very coy, Meg, because you left and then I left after, and then Clint was like, I'm staying. I'm like, why? He's like, I've just got a little funny thing to record. I didn't say funny.

A little funny thing. I don't know if it's funny. He was giggling. He said he was like, I'm staying. I'm like, why? He's like, I've just got a little funny thing to record. I didn't say funny. A little funny thing. I don't know if it's funny. He was giggling. He said it. He was like, I'm just going to go and do something. Oh, well, it's going to be funny. I'm trying. Just know, I didn't really want to do this.

It was your idea and nobody even knew you were doing it. No, I didn't want to do it, but I was like, I need to support Dan with this stupid moustache thing, so what can I do? But the thing is, Meg, he's lost confidence. He has. I think we're going to laugh at him versus you. Okay. Okay, play them. Which one do you want to hear first one none of them

poker face maybe that if he does that dad's got no more mustache dad's got no more mustache dad's got no more mustache that's it That's one of them Give me more What's the next one Oh and that's it We don't even get to look at it

They're just little hooks I didn't lay down the whole thing, man The thing with this is, they leave you wanting more How many do we have, Clint? How many do you want? How many do we have, Clint? Eight Eight?

Eight? Oh my god, it's Christmas It's Christmas morning Come on, next one No I got mo I got mo. I got mo.

All on the area. Mo. Area. Mo. Where a mo should go. Mo. All on the area. Yeah.

Oh, the poor. Okay, that's three. Was this Harant, our production engineer, that had to put up with this while you were in there? Poor guy. He's got patience of a saint. Okay. Okay. That's three of them. a rant our production engineer had to put up with this while you were in there? Poor guy. He's got patience of a saint. Okay. That's three of them. Another one? You want another one?

Yeah, another one. One more and then we're going to have to play a song. Oh. Three again. We've been waiting all night. We've been waiting all day. Change the lyrics there. And oh, oh, oh, there's still no damn moment in sight

Oh, that's the worst one. Yeah, I don't know if that's the best one. That's even rhymed. Okay. Man. Well, anyway, Dan, you... I've got four more to go next. Oh, my God.

Okay. No. I think he's lost sight of... He's got too deep into the rabbit hole. He's lost sight of the funny... Mate, I wanted to create a fun little intro for you for your bit, okay? And I couldn't decide which one I wanted to do. Yeah. So I've also done a Charlie Puth one, a your bit, okay? And I couldn't decide which one I wanted to do.

So I've also done a Charlie Puth one, a T-Pain one, a Biggie one, and I don't even know what the eighth one is. You don't even know what the eighth one is? Oh, Alicia Keys. Have you done Mo Money, Mo Problems? Alicia Keys. Yeah. Alicia Keys. Anyway.

No one. Mo one. Oh, God. Oh, God. We're listening to them all, Dan. Oh, man. Dan, we went around the office and asked people what three defining features of your face were to see if Mo featured in any of them.

It's next. Clint, Meg and Dan. Dan has decided to grow a moustache. We didn't talk about it or notice it, actually. And Dan got quite offended and brought up on Monday why we hadn't seen anything. Well, the thing is, I've never grown facial hair like I've never been a guy that goes

I'm going to purposely grow it I just let it grow to a bit of stubble and then get rid of it but this time I'm just going to leave it see how it goes. Well I

do you know what's funny Clint in the studio if I can paint you a picture we have Dan sitting in front of me and behind him is a big TV and on that TV is a photo of the three of us. Your moustache looks more pronounced there.

Yes, it's because I grew my facial hair just a little tiny bit there. And by tiny bit, I mean like a month's worth. That's a month's worth of growth. A month? Well, you're looking currently now at a week's worth. So think of the possibilities. Okay, well, Dan said this on here,

I think it was yesterday. Look, I reckon if you, if Lily, you go around the office today and just, with a photo of me, people will mention the moustache. They'll be like, first thing that comes to mind, moustache. Never gonna happen. Never. Not even in the top three. I think they'll go, blue eyes, blonde hair, moustache.

Oh, my God. So, intern Lily yesterday did do exactly that. Went around the Edge office. Oh, she's done something I asked for once With a photo With a photo Photo of Dan Of Dan's face yesterday

As she was What are the three defining features of this man's face That you had to talk to police And you'd just seen him And the three things that would stand out I'd just done a bank robbery Yeah Because if you're Mo stood out

That would be one of the main things You would say about somebody in describing their face. Yeah, you go, and he had a very... Tom Selleck. Yeah, he had a very... Prominent moustache. Prominent moustache, yeah. And they'd be like, oh, that's easy to find.

Yeah, okay, we'll look for it. Okay, so let's have a look. What are three defining features on Dan's face you notice the most? I think his nose just jumps out immediately. And then I would say, like, the way his eyebrows kind of show his emotions quite effectively and then definitely his hair quiff his eyebrows his weird little um hair like the part of his hairline that comes down and his nose eyebrows for sure defining oh he's got a good hairline actually and his wrinkles His wrinkles. Oh! His wrinkles!

Dan, I'm going to give you the choice. You have been shot. Okay, so what I got from that is I need to bring some of my eyebrow hair down. Yeah. Just below my nose. We can go round too. No. Please.

They might mention the moustache. Yeah, come on. But they also might mention more scathing comments about your face, so it's up to you. The temptation of one of them just mentioning the mo, I think, is just play some more. You could, yeah. His nose, his beady little eyes. Defining.

I guess his eyebrows. His nose is definitely one. He's got an ulcer or a cold sore on his, I can't stop staring at that right now, and his grey hair on his sideburns. His blue eyes. Yes. The sway of his hair.

And he's got like kind of nice small ears. The kind of eyebrows are doing some crazy things, like triangle eyebrows. And there's something going on with his nose. It looks like he's, has he had a nose job? That's a lot of s***. It's really long. Now that Randy's mentioned the cold sore, I can't

unsee that, so that's definitely screaming out. It's a pimple by the way, it's not a cold sore. It's a pimple. It's a pimple. It's a pimple. I had a little pimple on my face because I had a bit of chocolate on the weekend. Shit. So the skin janitors would be like, right, giant nose, pointy, triangular eyebrows,

and a cold sore. What shape of his face? How is a cold sore on my face? I don't have a cold sore. Like, it was on my cheek, the pimple. Right. Not a single one said anything about the mode, though. That pisses me off in a way. Why?

Because, like, most people would be positive about someone's appearance. They weren't trying to be non-positive. If you went round with a photo of me, they'd go, gorgeous, beautiful blue eyes. They'd miss all the other stuff. What other stuff? You know. Go on.

You quite often talk about your... I can't say because it'll make me look like a dick. Do you want me to just play a song? Don't you save him! Not one of your ones.

I just really got to know How long have you been growing your mole? It's kinda looking looking all petty. If I squint, I can maybe see your mo. That's my favourite. That's my favourite so far. It's still shocking me.

There's still about three or four more that I can play for you tomorrow. Should we keep those? Clint, Meg and Dan on The Edge. With a share of $15,000. Cash. With the edge cash. Strapped. Strapped.

Strapped. All right, everyone's strapped for cash, including the edge. Just not in the way you might think. New Zealand's fastest dash for cash. Coming to a town near you. It's going to be at the Mount. Mount Maunganui Coronation Park, 8 a.m. Friday. Harrison from Edge Afternoons is going to have $3,000 strapped to him.

But before we do that, we give you another chance to play on air this morning. Okay, the person that managed to get through this morning is Tegan. Morning, Tegan. Morning, how are you? Good. Very good, Tegan. Are you the person that you have had your car window broken? Yes, I am.

That sucks. Did you have insurance, like car window broken? Yes, I have. This sucks. Did you have insurance, like the window cover? Yeah, excess. Oh, yeah, but excess, of course. Did they steal anything out of the car? I know my friend, the last time that she got her car broken into, it was more of, like, the pain of replacing the window because they stole just a bag of tampons.

Oh. Yeah, they didn't steal anything. They must have been desperate. Yeah, they didn't steal anything. They must have been desperate. Yeah, they didn't take too much stuff. It was just like all the random bits and bobs that lie around.

All right. What do you want? What do you want, Tegan? $150,000 if possible. Okay. Does that cover your excess? Yes. Tegan, I'm going

to give you $200,000. Oh, generous. Yeah, I did this yesterday. I'm going to do it again today. Your car's been broken into. It's a real hassle. I'm going to give you $200. Oh, generous. Yeah, I did this yesterday. I'm going to do it again today. Your car's been broken into. It's a real hassle. That's going to cover your excess and anything that got stolen. And a little bit extra, you know.

See you later. Set yourself some lunch. Can hang up now. All good. All yours. You're welcome, Tegan. You could risk that $200, which, let's be honest, at this day and age, you know, with inflation, it's not much. It's more than she asked for.

It's Meg's hourly rate. Don't listen to him, Deegan. What I'd do is I'd risk it. You know, you might go home with nothing or you might go home with $600. Let's get into it, Deegan. What do you want to do? Take the $200? Take Dan's risk?

Oh, um, I think I know. I don't know. Are you joking? Oh my god, I know. Hey, Tegs, you only play once, and they lowballed. They only had 15 bucks in Dan's vest this time. Surely they wouldn't do that to us. I offered $200. I offered more to help, to be a kind

person. Tegs, Okay, final decision. You're putting the 200 bucks back in Meg's hands? Yeah, Dad's already got the money amount out. I pulled it out because I knew you'd locked it in. It's good. It looks like it might have paid off. Teagan.

Read him by his face. It's good news, my friend. Don't replace the window. Yeah. Replace the car. $500. Yeah. I mean, it's better, but the car will be a cheap car.

Yeah, it's $300 more than you offered, Meg, so that's a bloody good deal. And I have to thank you so much. Well done, Tegan. And what did we learn, Tegan? To gamble and bet our money. Never trust Meg. Yeah.

I think it's about time that I have a win in this somewhere. Well, the problem is if you offer $1,000, then surely they'd take, well, you offered $550 to a caller once and they're still like, no, thank you. I mean, in fairness to Meg, she's just given what the figure. Exactly. I'd love to know. I don't know why they want me to make me look like a cheapskate. I would love to see

how much money Meg could offer and someone still wouldn't take it. That's the high watermark at the moment. $550. Yeah. Man, I mean, it keeps on giving this vest

and tomorrow it's going to be giving a lot more. Hey, we want to chat about something that's been doing the rounds. No doubt you will have seen it if you've been online.

The Aussie radio host who pissed off audiences and rightly so with his views on women's sport and has since been fired for what he said if you missed it we'll play it for you and hopefully there are a lot of young women who are playing sport and wanting to get

into professional sport who will be encouraged by the fact that so many have stood up against this man's bigotry comments. Yeah, it's not even shock jock, it's just like asshole at this point. Yeah, yeah. You would have to think he would have to be

showing up to work drunk or something to be saying and spouting the type of nonsense that he was. And even then, if you're drunk and you think those things, they're obviously your own thoughts, right? Yeah, there's no excuse. Clint, Meg and Dan. Aussie radio host is being stood down for his bigotry comments around female sports.

We actually had a chat about whether we'd even want to play these comments because the problem is with playing them is that even though we disagree with them and we want to educate on them, you're still kind of spreading the message of that one person thinks this. It's a hard lesson, isn't it? And even though it is just one person,

because I know you said to me, Clint, that's just one person's opinion, unfortunately, it's a very loud person that had a platform that no longer does, thankfully. And unfortunately as well, and we just talked about what would happen if one of us made a comment trying to be funny and they genuinely missed the mark. We feel like we'd definitely call out the other person, but I feel like in that moment you go, actually, yeah, you're right.

I was sorry. I wish I could go back and not say that again because sometimes we say stuff and everything's live and it is what it is. But they're laughing. The co-hosts are all laughing through it. Like nobody calls him out for his opinion or behaviour. Like I think in the moment you kind of throw in a backbite maybe

and you're kind of like, oh God, maybe I just laugh and hope no one heard it. I hope we're strong enough and big enough to not be like that anymore to call people out. Well, here it is. If you missed it,

take a listen. In football or soccer, it's been a nightmare tournament for the Matildas over the last three or four days over in the US. You know what they remind me of? Year 10 girls.

Now, I'm sorry to undermine the whole sport, but that's what I think of it so you can stick it up your arse. So we're playing in the She Believes Cup. Oh, She Believes in what? It better be men. We're 12 months out from Australia hosting the Women's Asian Cup,

so hopefully we have a bit of runway to improve before that comes around. The Asian Cup. I'd rather hammer a nail through the head of my... Watch that. Got any men's sport? Yeah I do, baseball So he's agreeing with him, the other guy is kind of just playing along That played out to hundreds of thousands

of Australian people listening and obviously women in sport, young women in sport, any woman any men actually, any just decent guys would have been pissed off hearing that I imagine Some stats going through women in sport or any woman, any men actually, any just decent guys would have been pissed off hearing that, I imagine. Some stats going through women in sport that I've just been going through. New Zealand ones is the Rugby World Cup held in 2022.

Was, cliched as, I believe, one of the biggest record of attendance, 42,579 spectators, the largest ever event for women's rugby in New Zealand, which was amazing. Obviously, we had the FIFA Women's Cup here in 2023, which was incredible. It got nearly 2 billion views. Crazy. And the prominence of netball in New Zealand. It's the most popular sport in New Zealand.

But if you go into other facts around the world, the FIFA Women's World Cup 2015 final had 23 million views. And you can go and deep dive into so many places that women's sports are actually bringing in more audiences and fighting for, what, a quarter, an eighth of the pay that, you know, men can get paid in sport anyway. I know. I mean, it even goes without saying, Meg. I feel it's a shame that we even have to mention it and list sports that women are good at.

I know, I know. It's just that classic paradigm of, like, he throws like a girl or he runs like a girl. It's been a thing that's been around for many, many years. Actually, funny you mention that. Meg sent me this video. I've never forgotten it. You know, sometimes you watch a video, you scroll,

and you never think of it again. It was a video where they ask boys to throw. Now they go, now throw like a girl. And they change and they throw it, they underthrow it and they're having a laugh. They giggle and they kick their feet around. And they ask women to throw like a girl and they do the same thing.

And then they ask young girls, which my daughter's nine, of similar age, to throw like a girl. And they absolutely rip it. So it shows there has been this story or this narrative that if you throw like a girl, run

like a girl, it's not as good. But somewhere that message is starting to change. And thankfully when I asked my daughter yesterday what it's like to play sport like a girl, she was super confused by the question because I was recording it and going to play it on air, but it was almost undoing the

good because she goes, what do you mean? It's just like I don't know, like playing sport like a boy. She was like, what? She didn't get it. We know I'm saying it was to be competitive and she talked about how we're passionate and how we throw hard and we run fast and I was like great, I don't have to worry about her.

She's good. But there might be other girls listening on the way to school that don't necessarily think that playing like a girl is a badass thing. It's the best thing. I mean, so many women, so many women's sports are at the top of their game. If you think of the Serenas and Naomi's and tennis.

Yeah, it's just so disappointing that it's still a narrative that people laugh about. The idea that this loser old man would rather nail something into his bits than watch female sport is, obviously I'm so happy he's been fired because I can't believe that he got a platform for so long anyway. He should put his money where his mouth is and do the nailing.

He should actually do it. Yeah, I'd lie to pay to watch that. Yeah, we just, I just, it's so, so, it's like, it's shockingly disappointing and gross that anybody could even think that about women's sport. And if you do and you find yourself agreeing, check yourself. Gladly, I think it's probably a dying thought. And there's people like him that are maybe thinking it still, but hopefully that he's not in the majority.

And him being fired shows that people won't tolerate that sort of like bigot speech with a platform anymore, which is cool. One last quote to end on with Elisa. She's saying, my girl was told girls don't play cricket. It got to her head, so she went ahead and won Sportsman of the Year and Cricketer of the Year. Good on her. And if you hear people talking like that guy, call them out. I don't think there's enough calling out about it.

Agree. Just awkward laughing. Yep, do it in a way that's just, just call them out. Hey, next on the show, remember Fyre Festival? And then Billy McFarlane who went to jail for scamming everybody? Well, he's out of jail. We since spoke to him and we gave away a VIP ticket to Fyre Festival 2. Meg has an update on what that actually might look like.

When it's happening, where it's happening, and... How it's happening. And who might be performing. And I guess if our winner, I think it was Amanda, has even given it any more thought, does she still remember? We paid Billie thousands of dollars for VIP tickets.

She better be going. Clint, Meg and Dan on The Edge. The Edge, sending you to Fly Festival 2 in VIP. That's right, Fly Festival 2. Who the hell thought that would get another go after the awful festival it was the first time around so bad that they had a whole documentary

on how bad it was. Yeah. Great talker. Yeah, so we did this a little while ago and we managed to get some VIP tickets. If you want to get general admission tickets, $2,500. What's for GAs?

For GA and for the VIP tickets that were won, $8,700. If you want to get artist access, one take a guess. Oh, God, like hundreds of thousands? What's your guess? A million dollars. No, $43,000 for a ticket. Idiot.

We're too far there. Billy McFarlane, we caught up with him last year. He was out of jail and we were talking to him about it. This is how he explained the festival to us. It's not just music. There's comedy. There's sports. There's different arts going on. So yeah, it's kind of a fun weekend where mostly adventure

with the music and entertainment as a backdrop throughout all the adventure. It sounded like they didn't have headliners. So it was like, oh, music's a backdrop to this crazy festival. This is the latest interview that he has done on television talking about it so let's see what's changed we're gonna have artists across electronic hip-hop and rock however it's not just music we might have a professional skateboarder do a demonstration you might have an mma champion teach you techniques in the morning and you say we might have are any of these for sure

halves are they booked so i think what makes fire so cool is that we are selling the experience of FIRE. I want to be one of the first festivals that can sell out with no artists. But you do have them booked. We're announcing the artists over the next few months, so I'm not in charge of booking the talent. Will these be A-list names that are involved? I really hope so, and I expect so from our conversations. So it's going down May 30th to June 2nd. It is happening this year in Mexico, Isla Mujeres.

The VIP tickets that we gave away, we gave away two of them, so about $17,000 worth. You get front row viewing of the water stage, close viewing of the fighting pit. Don't know what that means. Transportation will be provided. What I do love about accommodation, it does say accommodations not included. So you're paying like $8,000 for a ticket. And it says there are dozens of hotels and many rental villas available on the island.

They don't want to be in charge of trying to house people this time. They've partnered with a number of these hotels where accommodation is available to the attendees at preferred rates. But you will have to pay for accommodation that is not included in your $8,000 per person ticket. I fear that this guy,

what's his name, Billy McFarlane, I feel like he's not of sound mind. He owes people, by the way, millions of dollars from the first one. Which is how he's trying to pay them back by doing the same thing that got him into the debt. Including the guy that, remember, he was saying he was going to do some stuff to get the water?

He owes that guy millions of dollars. So, also, travel's not included in the ticket. Commercial flights are available in and out of Cancun. Airport private flights are also available if you'd like to get those. It's going to be a disaster. So, your $8,000 ticket, what is it getting you? What is it getting you? If you don't even know the artist at this point. I thought it must be travel. Well, going to be a disaster. So your $8,000 ticket, what is it getting you? What is it getting you if you don't even know the artist? I thought it must be travel. Well, we've bought VIP tickets. We have

already paid, Edge paid Billy McFarlane thousands of dollars in cash to get Amanda there. I think Amanda was our winner who won a double pass. From memory, that got her to Miami and we were like, if the festival doesn't happen, you get a holiday in Miami.

Worst case scenario. So we'll follow that journey and fill Amanda in on the details because if she's going to be our correspondent come June at Fyre Festival 2, I'd love to find out what is going on when she gets there. Have we told her that the accommodation is not included? Well, I think we just found that out. Maybe the VIP package is. Let me just check with the $43,000 ticket.

Should we see if that includes accommodation? Yeah, go on. You'd hope so. At least a tent or something. A tent, you know, surely, surely. Okay, I'm just loading. Jeez, for my $43,000, I want more than a tent. Yes, you'll get to stay with the artists and other performing talent.

The problem is they haven't confirmed any of them. Yeah, are we going to be hanging out with Blink 182? Or like Kalohiakai or something? All right, next. Oh, this feels a little bit mean. Do you know a Stink Will? Stink isn't smelly? No, just like a Will who's,

we had a Will on the show who promised something pretty big, the Warriors game. First game, official game of the season, kicking off in Las Vegas in the United States. Is it a game that will count for real points towards the competition? A whole lot of Warriors fans are heading over for it. And Will, who won a lot of $5,000 worth of travel on the show, promised to take me with him after he won. Turns out he reneged on that yesterday. He to take me with him after he won. Turns out.

Renegged on that yesterday. He didn't stick to his word. Clint's not happy. No, no. So maybe, I don't want to tarnish all Wills or Williams, but do you know a stink Will like we do? I went under the edge. Clint, Meg and Dan.

You may have missed it yesterday, but friend of the show, Will, won $5,000 worth of travel on our show and then unprompted said, Clint, mate, let's spend it and go to the Warriors game Next year Next year is actually This Saturday

So that was four months ago We got Will on Because we had Had a bit of radio silence From him And said hey mate What's going on The game's only

A couple of days away And if you missed it This is what he said Now Will No I can't I'm pleased you've Re-jogged my memory But clearly I'm going to

Have to Get out of jail card here somehow. Have you still got the airpoints or have you spent them? No, I've still got most of the airpoints. I actually have booked a small holiday at Labour Weekend, but the majority of them are still sitting there desperately looking for something to do. Yeah, well, hold on.

Now you're just rubbing salt in the wound there, Will. Yeah, that something to do could be you and Clint in Vegas this weekend. Anita Soledadza, is Clint going with you to the Warriors game in Vegas this weekend? Unlikely. They didn't even wait for the end of the drum roll. Okay. All right. Okay.

If I'm honest, this is exactly how I expected it would go, Meg. Will did commit, though, to changing his name to Won't after that. So that was nice of him. I think he genuinely would have taken him, Megan. You'll probably agree with me. If Clint had kept in touch with him during the four months. Oh, sounds like victim blaming. I don't think you messaged him once.

There was somebody that is missing you. If you have heard of Brodie Kane, Dan, incredible New Zealand broadcaster. She's missing you in once. There was somebody that is missing you if you have heard of Brodie Kane. Dan, incredible broadcaster, New Zealand broadcaster, she's missing you in Vegas. Hey Clint, it's Brodie.

We've just landed in Vegas. Gang's all here. SJ delivered the meal service. Sean Johnson. Dallin

delivered everyone the lollies. It's been an epic party flight and I just,'m curious did you did did they forget to invite you or like yeah really gutted for you but don't worry i promise i'll have an awesome time with you oh yeah laura mcgoldrick's here lana sewell's here um i guess maybe like you're the only one that's not here.

Anyway, catch you soon. She's listed like three celebrities that are fans of the Warriors. Now, if I'm looking at, we have this thing called a show sheet. By the way, a little peek behind the radio curtain, it's a piece of paper, and it kind of lists what we're kind of going to talk about for the show today. And can I confirm, Clint, you have written in the space for right now, 8.41,

do you know a stink will take calls? What do you mean? Like a smelly will? No, no, like an annoying, a bad... Well, I used to think like Jareds were the worst. You know, like, I just... Think of a Jared in your life, and normally nine times out of ten, not a good Jared.

My bully was a Jared, actually. Funny you say that. I know a Jared that scared off burglars when they were robbing my house. Well, exceptions everywhere, and he might be it. But now I think maybe I've been tarnishing Jareds with the brush when really I should be painting all Will and Williams over there. Why don't you tell this William that's on the phone right now? Morning, William. What do you think of Williams?

Morning, all. Oh, you're William. You sound like a lovely William. Yes. Hey, are you in a relationship, William? Yes, I am. Ever cheated? No.

See, I feel like there is an exception to your world. Ever been fired from a job? No. Bullied kids through school? No, I used to be the one getting bullied. Oh, sad boy, Jared. What a sad boy. He's like that.

I'm sorry about that, Will. Well, that's nice. It is nice to meet a nice Will. It is nice. Do you feel like you've finished high school? I can be a bad Will when my brother asks for money. Then it's a bad Will. Then you're like, no.

And then what do you do? Smash him? Nah, I just say he has to owe me more. Oh, yeah, Casey. True Colour's a bad will. Then you're like, no. And then what do you do? Smash him? Nah, I just say he has to owe me more. Oh, yeah, Casey. True colour's already coming out. I think he's missed the boat here. Okay, let's do this. Rather than let's just hear from people who know crappy wills,

maybe you go on and you either sing Will's praises because you know a great will and he's phenomenal and tell us why, or you go, yeah, nah, I know a Will and he sucks. Or we could end this bit and never talk about it again. I think a good example of Wills is Will Smith. He was a squeaky clean image. He's done nothing bad. There's another one.

Good, so we'll put that one. That's one for the bad Wills. Yeah. Okay, Wills, good or bad? What do you reckon they said? William Shakespeare. Heard he was lovely. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge.

William, the listener to the show, made a promise about taking one of us to the Warriors game in Las Vegas this Saturday after winning $5,000 worth of travel and then reneged now that it's this weekend. Do you know what? I will say this. Will and I have sorted it out behind the scenes.

We've got each other's numbers. We're messaging back and forth. And actually, it turns out he's not a bad guy despite the fact that he doesn't, you know, follow I will say this. Will and I have sorted it out behind the scenes. We've got each other's numbers. We're messaging back and forth. And actually, it turns out he's not a bad guy, despite the fact that he doesn't follow through with his promises. So this is a moot point then. There is good wills. No, everyone has faults. I'm just trying to say, like Meg said,

hey, Clint, maybe there are good wills, and maybe you're tarnishing all wills with this bad brush. Yeah. I mean, Prince William, for instance. He must be a saint. He had to put up with Meghan Markle and his family for a few years. I'm in the background reading texts. There's one that I just, I mean, I can't read it on here,

but it is an insane story about a Will that was very Christian. But I didn't know. Oh, yes, I've seen that one. But he did a lot of non-Christian things. A lot of non-Christian things. Yeah. Did something that was, yeah. Someone else's text through,

Will picked on me all the way through primary school. If I see him again, I'm going to beat his ass. I knew a Will. He was one of my first crushes at primary school, and he rejected me. Oh, really? He rejected you? He rejected me.

How could he reject Meg Manson? Impossible standards. Oh, my goodness, Meg. My one-year-old son is William. He's out of control. It's Charlotte. Charlotte. Where are you, Charlotte?

There, sorry. God, you're throwing your own one-year-old son under the bus. He must be bad. You named him, didn't you? It's not like you adopted him and you already had the name William. Yeah, well, I didn't know at the time.

Right, so what is William like? Well, he is only one year old, but I mean you think being the fourth child in the family, he would be quite chill like, just go with the flow, but no, turns out he's not.

That scares me a little bit, Charlotte, because I thought that like, they get calmer as they go down. No, just don't name it William. Oh, good. So William would be the type of child that if you had him first you maybe would consider not having another child. Just having the one. Yes.

I love that honesty from you. Brilliant. It's fantastic. Luckily you've got three other kids to hopefully help kind of cage. Another nail in the William coffin. Rochelle's text through saying Will cheated on me when I was pregnant. Oh, Will. Yeah, come on, Will. Good, good.

Let's go to Susie as well. Susie, what did Will do to you? This is back in the day, but I got invited to the prom from him. He asked me, and then after I accepted, he took someone else. Got a better offer.

Yeah. Oh, prick. Brilliant. Yeah. Brilliant. Yeah, okay, so we did say we'd still open it up for Goodwills, like Greatwills. You could say we're Goodwill hunting, but we haven't found one.

Yeah, we haven't found one yet. Even mums are throwing their one-year-old sons under the bus to prove a point. We need at least one Goodwill. Just having a laugh. Up the wires this weekend. Sunday, 1 o'clock, they're going to be playing in Vegas against the Raiders.

And then also the winners from last year's comp, the Panthers taking on the Sharks. So it'll be a doubleheader. And yeah, a lot of Kiwis heading over. So all the best if you are. It's always exciting when a sport like this that the Warriors play, NRL, is on the world stage Yeah

I feel like as a New Zealander You feel a little bit proud That like come on guys Show the world what we got And also showing like Americans That normally just play With helmets and pads That you know

There are guys running Full speed into each other Without any of that It's very cool It's a fast game So yeah It's cool that It might end up

Becoming bigger as a sport Because of you know Games like this Up the wars It's a fast game. It's cool that it might end up becoming bigger as a sport because of games like this. Up the wars. It's our year. Yep. I thought it was our year last year. It was, Meg. And it's our year again this year. I'm not sure what happened last year, Meg. We got the year wrong.

I thought the year before was also our year. It's quite often our year. It'll be our year eventually. Clint, Meg and Dan. We are on the hunt to find the universal thing that all men can do to get their woman in a heterosexual relationship excited and hot under the collar. And until we find that thing, we'll keep searching.

If you ask the name going, this is pathetic. Yes, it is. And we're still doing it somehow. But we haven't found the one thing. I think it's like a survey. There'll be a lot of guys out there, Meg, you can be sexy without even trying. You know, you're a one thing. I think it's like a survey. There'll be a lot of guys out there, Meg, you can be sexy without even trying, you know, you're a woman. Thank you.

But I think guys struggle. Even if you're a really traditionally hot guy. We got, someone suggested that we do the helicopter, and if you know, you know, with your body. Yeah, that was last week. That didn't bloody work. Instead, made a hell of a mess. Clint!

What are you doing? Stop it! Stop it! Stop! What are you doing in the house? Babe, look! Look at this! Yes, I can see it! I can see it!

Yeah, so that was Clint. My favorite chandelier! So obviously you did take it seriously last time, Clint. You could have gotten laid that night, but you didn't want to make a joke, make a gag. I actually did it, and all you could hear was a little pitter-patter. Yeah, Clint. You could have gone late that night. It's annoying because I actually did it and all you could hear is a little pitter-patter. Yeah, yeah. It was embarrassing.

We're going to replay Dan's because it's actually quite sad. Yeah, it's quite a pathetic one. And we don't want to make anyone cry this morning. So we are going through what you were suggesting, wearing your hat backwards. Dan, you're doing it right now. Let me see if that is making me attracted to you. Nothing.

Nothing, yeah. We've got get a mullet. I used to have a mullet and it never seemed to do anything. Good reverse parking. I pulled my neck at the gym yesterday and I actually can't. If I want to look behind me, I've turned my whole body. So that's out this week, unfortunately. I actually think this one could be very successful,

like hugging from behind and kissing the side of the neck. You have to have a bit of riz with that, though. And I don't know if I have the riz. I've never done that before. That would work for me. Every time, I think, 100%. Some dudes are fishing with dynamite. If they're girls texting in, this gets me going every time when they unbuckle the seatbelt.

Yeah, that's Karina here. Hey, Karina. Forget it. Hi. Not the seatbelt. Not the seatbelt, the belt of their pants, you idiot. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, unbuckling their seatbelt.

Sorry, Karina, working with that. If I just said said unbuckle your belt and you all went home and just like undid your seatbelt, failed experiments. But yeah, so they're standing there, they're wearing their jeans after a long day and then they're just undoing their belt. Is there a certain way to do it, Karina?

Oh, you've got to make some noise. Oh, go on. You've got to make it sort of dramatic, like buckle sounds. Oh, okay.. Okay. You've got to make it sort of dramatic, like buckle sounds. Oh, okay. And you sort of maybe like really whipping them. And then you whip it out of the pants, you know, like pull it out

and it sticks around. Yeah, I see what you're doing. Okay, I like that one. We're going to keep that one. We also have Jonathan. Jonathan, does this work for you? Good morning, guys. Good morning. Yeah, it did work for me, yeah, because I play instruments, I play a guitar. Nice. And one day I wanted to film a partner, I just put that shirt on, so I put it on, and yeah. Okay, we've got a guitar at home, but my wife plays, I don't really, so I don't know how

impressed you'll be by me. What if the only instrument, and I can't play it well, I can play one song, Bohemian Rhapsody, on the piano? Oh, yes. Would that work? That would work. Okay. Would you get turned on by Dando in the... Galileo! Oh, no, I can't play that bit.

It's just the start. Mama, I just killed a man. That bit. Okay, I'm trying to think. If my husband played an instrument topless. Sure. Let's give this one a go. Brilliant. Cool. Okay, and this one a go. Brilliant.

Cool. Okay, and find out. We'll report back tomorrow whether or not. Producer Carl, can you play an instrument? I used to play the saxophone. I think I've got a recorder at home. Brilliant. That will work.

That's all we need. So Carl's on recorder. Dan, you're on piano. Clint, you're on guitar. All topless tonight, please. Boys, sing in a song. Chris plays the skin flute as well. I believe he does.

He's very good at it. Can't we just do what someone else texts in? Give them cash? It'd be easier. Yeah, but they wouldn't work with Dan's wife, Hannah, because she'd just say, where'd you get that? Yeah, she'd go, hold on. That's out of the savings account.

Put that back. Have you been gambling? I'm leaving you. That's how that'd go. All right, back this time tomorrow with the results of how we went. Topless performing. I'm going to do Enrique Iglesias.

I might go pantsless as well. Was that too far? I mean, keep to what Jonathan said. I don't think he said anything about pants. Unless you want to do the belt thing and combine two moves in one. Too much. Okay. Too much to worry about. Rover.

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