The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW #467 Let's Measure Dans One

Episode Date: February 27, 2025

AI blatantly wrote this description..   In today's entertaining episode, Clint, Meg, and Dan dive into Dan's ill-fated mustache, complete with laugh-out-loud parody songs created by Clint. The team also recaps moments from this week including the fastest dash for cash featuring Harrison from Edge Afternoons getting caught by an Olympian! Erica from 'A Little Nudge' offers tips on how to ask for a pay rise, and the crew debates what qualifies as the ultimate coincidence. Plus, Dan attempts stand-up comedy this weekend, and we test out a new move to see if it gets women in the mood. Full of laughter, mishaps, and all-around fun—this episode has it all! 00:00 Introduction and Morning Banter00:56 Pregnancy and Car Troubles02:39 Vegemite Latte05:48 Getting to Know Jill09:51 Clint's Moustache Parody Songs13:10 Married at First Sight Gossip25:25 Pay Rise Strategies33:37 Dan's Stand-Up Comedy Plans38:13 The Prank Idea38:28 Defining Coincidences38:55 Sharing Coincidence Stories40:09 The Birthday Coincidences40:19 Wedding Anniversary Coincidence40:55 More Coincidence Stories44:24 Cash Strapped Challenge49:57 Employee of the Week56:49 Dan's Moustache Jingles01:06:21 Musical Seduction Challenge

This is a podcast from Rover. A new cat. Uh, what a kitty. Hey, little fella. Go, go, go! Right, that's it. No cats. This is The Edge Breakfast with Clint, Meg and Dan. Gilder, good morning.

It is one and a half minutes to six. Ooh, we're late. Oh, no, we're early. Oh, my God. That's a mistake already. Dan, chalk it up. One, no, we're early. Oh, my God. That's a mistake already. Dan, chalk it up. One for Dan. Sorry, guys.

Starting the Friday on a bad note. Employee of the Week's going to be happening at 8 o'clock. So, Meg, if you'd like to find any mistakes from Dan, Producer Carl's got a list. Dan actually dropped me to work today because I left my car at work. I forgot. Must be nice. They'd have so many cars.

You don't even remember when you're leaving them. She's got cars in the car park. She didn't even know she had. My husband picked me up. But I did. I said I'd be on the driveway at five. And then he texts me at 4.50. He said I'm here.

Top of the driveway. He always makes me walk up it. Pregnant. Pregnant. You know my driveway. You won't have a big car. You can go down. Right at the top.

Sorry. I won't pick you up next time then. He texts me and goes, go get an Uber then. How bad of a driver are you if you can't reverse up a driveway? You keep going over how good of a driver you are. I love how I picked Meg up and it was a favour and yet I still have done wrong. Just reverse down and put her in pregnant ass in the car. Have anybody thought that I was the one that was bullied on the show the most? Clearly I am.

Did he open the door for you? No. No. No. Jesus. No, apparently not. So there you go. Apparently not or definitely not.

No. I just thought it was so funny. I was like, oh, sorry, you're early. I'll be outside. He's like, we'll get an Uber. Yeah. There we go. So clearly I just can't win, can I?

No, well, thank you, Dad. I did thank you. Thank you. There we go. Thank you. That was lovely. Good. You know what?

I feel better. We've started the show. Yeah, you have. You've started off with an absolute bang. Yes. It's bang on six. Do you want me to play a song, Dan? Now it's six.

Yes, you can. Okay. Oh, power play. Rosé Bruno, it's Friday morning. How good, appreciate you joining us. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. Clint, Meg and Dan. And it seems like our producer Carl is running around sorting us a bit of an early morning beverage.

He's stressed. Now that sounds... Dreading it. Yeah, that sounds like a really lovely thing for your co-host to do. Until you find out that he's actually creating a thing that I think is going viral on TikTok and I don't know if it's because it tastes delicious or because someone's trolling the internet. We didn't realise so many people have never seen a Vegemite ice latte before, so it must just be an Australian thing.

But we also do Vegemite hot lattes. This one we use the squeezy Vegemite in the bottom. That's weird to us. Again, it must just be an Australian thing, but we don't actually add that much Vegemite. So which one would you drink? The hot latte or the iced latte? Oh, piss off. I don't like Vegemite in food form.

It's like she's making it a thing like every Australian does it, the way she's explaining it. It's just an Australian thing. We do it. It's like, no, you don't. I've never heard anybody do this before for good reason. Also, if you're going to do it, I really hope that Producer Carl's done the iced version.

I think if I was going to have a Vegemite latte, iced over hot. I remember I did a TikTok. Oh, it's hot. It's broth and milk. I think the iced version we're just saying, Producer Carl, would be... She also said it was only a little bit.

Yeah, I only put in a little bit. Okay, good. Also, you don't have Vegemite, you have Marmite. Well, it's the same thing. So what's the ingredients? A little bit of coffee? Yeah good. Also you don't have Vegemite, you have Marmite. Well it's the same thing. So what's the ingredients? A little bit of coffee? Yeah, so I've gone... A little bit of Vegemite? Yeah, I've just put like a little bit of Vegemite in the bottom with some hot water to dissolve it, and then I've put like a shot of coffee on top and I'm about to pour it out.

Yeah, I can smell both. I can smell... Okay. Mead do you have milk? What do you mean? Is it out of my boobs right now? No. Oh okay, no I wasn't talking about your tits but... What do you mean? Well in out of my boobs right now? No, I wasn't talking about your tits, but... What do you mean? Well, in your cup, in your coffee. Yeah, well, I have oat milk. Oh, okay.

That's cow, so... It's not just me, it's Clint too. We're going to have the tits. I think if you did it iced, though, the Vegemite or the Marmite wouldn't really melt, would it? It's an interesting way. So I don't know how it would really... Are you having cow milk?

Yeah, sure. You'd have to dissolve it the water into it first. What have they said Clint? Explain why they do it. Is it like to make it taste more delicious? Savory, more savoury. Bring out the flavours of the note to the bean. I think it's just to get more likes and TikTok. 3, 2, 1. Yeah. Okay, here we go.

Oh yuck. It just tastes, you know what it tastes like?. Oh, yuck. It just tastes, you know what it tastes like? It's so yuck. It tastes like it's been made with salt water from the sea. So instead, that's what it tastes like. Disgusting. Oh, God, it's really awful. It's so bad. What a stupid, what a stupid trend.

I love that Meg's chasing it with a banana. It's horrid. Disgusting. That is horrid. It might be one of the worst things to try. Do you want to give it a go, Carl? Oh, God, that's awful. And the thing is, like, of course it's awful.

What were we expecting? Oh, no, Carl likes it. That's not bad. It's got some umami to it. It tastes like a miso that's been sitting on the bench for about a week. Miso, do you want this? No, no, thank you. I think that's you right.

I think you've nailed it. It tastes like miso with milk in it. But I like miso, but not with milk. Yeah. That's not bad. So that one's busted. Don't try that at home. Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.

All the Australians are doing it though. Yeah, oh yeah, it's real common in Australia. Good luck to you. Real common. That's probably why I like it. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. Getting to know everyone that listens to our show early in the morning a little more intimately.

One question at a time. We're getting to know Jill this morning, boys. Jill, are you still living at the Able Tasman National Park? No, I'm not. Did you ever live in the Able Tasman National Park? No, I'm not. Did you ever live in the Abel Tasman? We've just got that as a note next to you. No. No, I actually won a competition that you had quite a bit.

They must have done it. They must have done it. Okay, so Jill, correct, you are retired. I am. And you have a Toyota Corolla. I do. Okay, wonderful. Two of the most you have a Toyota Corolla. I do. Okay, wonderful. Two of the most interesting facts about you, apparently.

I don't want you to say what it is, because we're going to try and answer on your behalf. We're going to talk about what Jill retired from. Oh, yes. Do you guys want to chat to her a little bit first? Don't say it, Jill. We'll guess, and then you let us know who you think is closest.

If not, bang on. Can I just ask you one question? Yeah, one question first. Yeah, did you enjoy the job you retired from? Sorry, what was the question again? Did you enjoy the job you retired from, or were you glad? You were like, glad I'm done with that? Okay, half and half. A lot of the time I really enjoyed it.

But, yeah, once I retired, I thought, oh, relief. I've got it. Okay, so Jill, don't answer yet because we're all going to answer. But I'm going to lock in that Jill was a nurse of some sorts. We're like, it's something really like she's worked for years in it. And she enjoyed doing it because it filled that space in her heart that she needed to look after people and help people. But by the end of it, she was like, I'm exhausted. Like, I've been run to the ground by this job.

I'm going to go high up in management, like a CEO or general manager of like a company, like a big business. And that's why it's like, yeah, it's cool because you've climbed your way right to the top. But you're wearing everyone else's problems. And I think Jill was a teacher. Oh, good one. Yeah, I think that, you know what, she loved it

and she was passionate about the kids and teaching but there was obviously sometimes, you know, just the stresses take over. That's not bad, that's not bad. Yeah, I think that was what you did, Jill. Who's closest? Jill, if anybody got it correct, that's a streak. Otherwise, did somebody get closest?

Not really. Bugger. Maybe if you tell us what you did, we'll figure closest? Not really. Bugger. Maybe if you tell us what you did, we'll figure out who was closest. We'll decide who was closest. Okay, I was in hospitality. I worked in a hotel, and a lot of the time I managed it. Oh. Probably Clint.

Probably Clint. Clint has done it. Manager of a hotel. That would be Clint. Well done. How many rooms were you rocking at the hotel, Jill? There were 18. Oh, that's a big hotel.

That's not a motel. That's a hotel. I can see why Jill was really interested. It was definitely a hotel. Yeah, lovely. Oh, good on you, Jill. Did you ever take a little nap in the rooms when you knew somebody? No, God, no.

Never had time to do that Oh God sorry What was the weirdest thing you ever found in a room after someone had left? Oh honestly so many weird things

Yeah Oh God I can imagine Just one Yeah just one I couldn't even begin to I couldn't even say something Too many Some of the things

she found she would never speak of Hey Jill we're going to send you a voucher to go spend in store at Zed Chill vibes only at's it with a new range of barista made chill drinks you can get amongst those over the weekend oh that sounds absolutely fantastic thank you so much I love your show

we'll change it from Abel Tasman National Park because she doesn't live there yeah yeah some kind of like Tarzan lady Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge Yeah, yeah. Some kind of like Tarzan lady. Something's gone wrong there. Something's gone wrong there. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. Man, do you ever do that thing where you do something really nice for your friend and then they throw it back in your face? Well, here's the thing. I think it's debatable whether you did it to be nice to me or whether you're just highlighting the fact that I've got a crappy little moustache.

I must say, I do feel like what you were doing was being mean to Dan. And now that it's backfired and they're actually really embarrassing for you, you're trying to hide it under a guise of being nice. Yeah. Because we played some little parody songs that you made yesterday, Clint. You went in and he stayed back after work. Me. And went in with our production engineer.

I just was trying to find like an intro because you always want to talk about your moustache. Dad's got no more moustache. Dad's got no more moustache. I don't see how this has been supportive when the lyrics are Dan's got no more moustache. I'm starting to agree with you, Meg. There are some other ones where I think I talk about it

being like being good. Okay. 369, damn boy fine go on and show it to me one more time grow a mole grow a mole grow a mole

grow a mole there's nothing negative in that what's 369 mean yeah well that's in the song so you didn't change the lyrics

no I didn't change that part and also it sounds like you're saying grow a mole yeah okay we had a favourite yesterday.

What was the last one you played to us yesterday? Charlie Puth. Jesus, that's my favourite. Because the auto-tune that was used on there. It's awful. Oh, man. That's a full glazing of auto-tune. How many do we have that we haven't used yet?

Well, that's three. I've got eight. Eight? How long did it take you to go to do all these? To write them or record them? Well, just how many hours did you put into this whole process? Two and a bit, maybe. Jeez. Two and a bit, maybe. Jeez, Dan.

Two and a bit all up. I got Moe. I got Moe. All on the area, Moe. Area, Moe. Where a Moe should go. Moe. What do you mean?

That makes no sense. I've got a Moe where a Mo mo should go, like on your lip. But I didn't put lip in because it's obvious that's where a mo goes. What I would have paid, Megan, I'd imagine you'd match the pay I'd give to just be a fly on the wall in that recording session. Yeah, just try another one, bro. Let's just lay down another track for this one. And then they would like to mostly like see Grant, the producer,

making them his face. Producer Carl was there. Yeah, I was there. And when I walked out the room, so producer, making them, his face. Producer Carl was there. Yeah, I was there. And when I walked out the room, so Clint had like laid down his tracks and then he'd sort of just walked off and goes, OK, see you guys. And then I sort of left just shortly after that. And I said, thanks, Grant.

Yeah, that's great. And he goes, you've ruined my afternoon. And that was it. I would love to have heard the inside thoughts in his brain when we were laying them down. At one point he goes, how many more have we got? After like five, he was like, you've got nothing. Just a couple more.

Now here's the thing. We haven't played. We've only played half of them. I know. I know. I want to hear the other ones. Do you want one more? Yes.

Do you want the Alicia Keys one? Yeah. I swear I haven't even heard. Mo, mo. Is that it? How the hell is it? Dan, you keep on talking. You can say what you like.

But all I know is your mo isn't inside. No mo, no mo, no mo. The harder I look, the less I see it. I mean, that's not bad. I like that one. That was fine. At least you did your own trill there. Well, there's more of where that came from.

Oh, goody, goody. Coming up after 8.30. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. One of my favourite things is bitching and gossiping with other people who are watching maths. I'm just like, oh my God, Adrian. Oh, why did they even put him on? He's such a loser.

He's definitely the most talked about at the moment. Definitely, probably even of the season. Even if you don't watch maths, you've probably seen videos of him popping out. Do you know, I called it, sorry, Dan, as soon as the first episode when I saw him, just the way he was talking and the smarmy thing and him and his brother.

And I was like, this guy, I bet sucks. I've only watched two episodes. You guys are deep in it. But from what I gather from you guys, as Clint says, bitching about it, it's a hate watch, isn't it? Most of the time you're watching it to just get angry at people. Yeah, there are some you're rooting for. I think we're getting Jamie in.

There's Jamie and Dave. He's like a massive six-foot-seven dude with neck tats, and he's like a gentle giant. She's this little pocket rocketed. Is she Italian or Greek? Yes, Greek. Yeah, and she's going to be in next week, I think.

A couple of weeks. Clint and I haven't been able to watch this week. How's Karina and Paul going? Ooh, okay. They seem great. Okay, he's like a French guy and she's smoking hot.

She looks like, she's the one who looks kind of like a Kardashian and they're getting on great on the couch and every time they sit on the couch, they're talking about how awesome they are.

But if you watch social media, because we're a week behind. Yeah, you can't really. Oh, things hit the rocks. Oh, yeah. It's about to get a little rocky here, Dan, for those two, but I don't know why. Oh, you don't know why?

The smooth sailing, I feel, is over. Interesting. Do you genuinely think watching it, do you think there's a couple that will stand the test of time like angel and brett from the new zealand hopefully jamie and dave yeah they might be the success story out the back of this okay yeah if they don't make it no one will make it uh but let's take a look uh back this week uh with meg's uh maths in a minute welcome maps in a minute brought to you by state making insurance and juicy details simple adrian and sierra's questionable relationship was the hot topic at the second commitment

ceremony with them both admitting they'd opened up to each other more than their spouses. Yikes. The first of our new couples, Beth and TJ, were brought into the mix with a beautiful ceremony. They only hiccup being with Jackie having a full blown meltdown at the reception. But wait, there's more. Lauren and Elliot are back! Both halves of the experiment's speedrun record are back for seconds in the form of Clint and Veronica. And though the doubt was definitely there,

they both seem happy. That is, until they realise they're not the only ones to come back. Our cast wasted no time at the third dinner party putting Elliot's head on the chopping block to answer for his swift exit, with new wife Veronica feeling caught in the middle. He's obviously showing me a side of him tonight

that I wasn't expecting. Girl, you've got no idea. Our last tipple of the night was a drop more of Adrienne and Ciara drama with a secret dinner uncovered by the group, essentially sealing the fate of their marriages. But as we all know, just because your marriage is done, doesn't mean that you are. And that's Maths in a Minute brought to you by State Insurance, that's simpler than dipping your wife during your first dance. Catch up on three now.

See you next week. Bye. That's lovely. You know what? That is hard to learn and speak that fast at the same time. They haven't sped you up. That's you talking fast. Yeah, every time they're like, okay, and just a bit faster.

Really? I'm like, okay. Because they're trying to squeeze it all into a minute. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The other, yeah, so there's a new groom because I guess people are dropping out of mass because they're like, we're done, we're done. So then they're like,

oh shit, we're not going to get to the end of the season with anybody. So they're bringing in new couples like midway through. And there's a guy, Clint, who used to be a professional golfer.

He's cashed up. He's driving a Porsche, got one of those massive long driveways. He's a catch. And you go to the front of his property and open up the ranch ladder. He's got a tennis court like right there in the front's a catch. And you go to the front of his property and open up the ranch slide.

He's got a tennis court, like, right there in the front. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's loaded. He'll be probably one of the richest of the year that won fame. But he's also the oldest. And probably, it depends what your vibe is. Meg likes an old guy. Yeah, definitely not my pick.

But I see that Lauren is happy. Yeah, I think once... I guess it depends. When you find out that someone is a bit older and you're like, oh, actually, but they're quite successful. He's got a course. Yeah, and they've actually done some stuff in their life and they've got some money and they can, you know, show you a good time.

You just need to stay that long enough until they die, really, don't you? Then you get the... Oh, he's only 43 or something. Oh you know, show you a good time. You just need to stay that long enough until they die, really, don't you? Then you get the little boy. Oh, he's only 43 or something. Oh, right, he's not that old. Oh, you're painting him to be really old. No, but there's a bit when he does a gag when they first meet and he goes, so how old are you? And she goes, I'm 38.

And he goes, oh, cool. And then she goes, how old are you? And he goes, 53. And she goes, oh, okay. And he goes, no, I'm kidding, I'm 43. Oh, right. But the fact that she wasn't shocked by 53

says a lot he must have a bit of silver fox going on I think because he's a golfer he spent a lot of time out in the sun

without an SPF moisturizer I think she quite likes the money that he made for her she likes the look of his Porsche if you know what I mean

Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge Savage and Swing on the edge at 7-7 Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge Savage and Swing on the edge at 7-7 Clint, Meg and Dan He'll be performing at the Well, doing a halftime performance At the NRL Games in Vegas It's going to be our Sunday

One o'clock Warriors taking on the Raiders And then there's another game It's a doubleheader The Premiership winners Penrith Panthers taking on the Sharks At 5.30 straight after. TikTok have released the songs of summer, the most listened to songs that New Zealand and us

and New Zealanders listen to over the season, which is about to end. Is it ended now? When's summer over? Yeah, end of Feb. December, Jan, Feb. Really? No, when does Feb end this year?

Well, this is the last day. Is this the last day? Yeah, 28th. So tomorrow's the last day. It's not a leap year this year. No, it's not a leap. Last year, 28th. So tomorrow's the last day. It's not a leap year this year, is it? No, it's not a leap. Last year was the leap. So today's the last day of summer?

Yeah. For 2025? Isn't that sad? Holy cow. Guys, I didn't even get a moment to be sad about this. Well, I mean, right kind of now. I guess it's now. I mean, we still get a pretty good March, but yeah, officially, today's the last day of summer.

God, I love autumn, but yeah, it's all over. And to be honest, yesterday, I don't know what it was like around the country or where I was. It was bloody hot. Oh my goodness, it was hot. I mean, they never will, but summer doesn't start in December. It doesn't. It starts in about mid-Jan to February. Yeah.

It does. Yeah. Okay, so let's go into number 10, Denali's River by Dochi. Mm-hmm. Remember old dude from 2019? Nice, clean, did me dirtier than laundry. Number nine is The Days The No Careemit Oh yeah, Good Common Trains

Number eight, Like Him with Lola Young Number seven, Gas Me Up Skitto. I told them it costs to be the boss and to be this fly is the same expense. And we just went triple plus. One that shocks me a little bit, but I guess it's a summer song. Number six, She Looks So Perfect,

Five Seconds of Summer. She looks so perfect. These are not just new songs. No, no, these are just the songs that we listened to the most this year. Number five, Messy, Lola Young. Because I'm too messy. I hate this song.

Sorry. Number four, the most listened toola Young. Hate this song. Sorry. Number four, the most listened to songs of summer in New Zealand, according to TikTok. How Do You Want It, KC and Jojo, two parts. Love this song. Oh, Tupac getting in the top five. Oh, we're getting even older here. Let's go.

You're in the first one to fire, number three. Oh, wow. This is like 80s. This is like someone's random bladders on shuffle. Sounds like we had a good summer listening to these. Number two, La La La, Naughty Boy and Sam Smith. This reminds me so much of the summer it came out, I think 2013, 2014. And Paper Planes, M.I.O., number one.

Oh, yeah. 2014. And Paper Planes M.I.O. number one. I haven't heard this song in ages. Yeah. It's so strange. Spotify I guess is completely different to the normal. Yeah that is strange eh? And like Earth, Wind and Fire and Tupac both finding their way in the top five summer songs. I'm surprised

there's nothing like Sons of Zion or anything. You know, no Kiwi bands in there. You know, that summer sound. A bit of Coterie. Yeah. Yeah. What a shame. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge.

Win a share of $50,000. Cash. With the edge. What's going on? What's happened there, Clint? Clinton. What have you done? A little happened there, Clint? Clinton? What have you done? A little computer error.

Clinton's first mistake of the morning. There we go. We were waiting for it to happen, and it's happened, Meg. We'll just do it off on, see how that goes. Yeah. Yeah, everyone's cash-trapped at the moment, so are we at the edge, but maybe not the way you think. We've got 50 grand to give away, 7 and 8 o'clock each morning.

You just tell us what you need cash for. Meg will give it to you. You'll reject the money she offers, which is exactly what you probably ended up asking for and you can take the money the mystery amount strapped to Dan instead. Yeah, people are texting him what they want their money towards. It's my birthday today. I'm having a tooth extract at 10. Sounds expensive.

Oh yeah, I think like getting a tooth out is quite expensive because it's a lot of, what do you call it? Anesthetic. Local anesthetic. Yeah, of, what do you call it, anaesthetic, local anaesthetic. Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay. Oh, yeah, yeah. Good luck to you. This time last week, we were in Hagley Park

and Dan was running around with three, no, $2,000 in a double-passer electric I have strapped to his chest. Yeah, 200 to 300 people chasing me. Yeah. In a V-shape, there's people behind me. Every move I make, 150 people chasing me. Yeah. In a V shape. There's people behind me. Every move I make, 150 people do the same move.

It could be anyone. How good is the sidestep? They're gaining on him. 10 seconds. He's got less than 10 seconds. There's about 40 people. There's a man in the back. He's going towards me.

Oh my God. I'm so glad this isn't me. We were watching Dan on, like, FaceTime, and it was scary watching, so I imagine being you, Dan, was worse. And history is repeating itself today, except it's not me. Harrison from Edge Afternoons is in Tauranga today,

and he is going to be doing the exact same thing that I did this time last week. Morning, Harrison. Hey, Harrison. Morning, the team. Chief, it's Dan there. Sound of you screaming in the park has really triggered me, actually. Hey, Harrison. Morning, the team. Chief, it's Dan there. Sound of you screaming in the park has really triggered me, actually, this morning.

I'm sorry about that, Harrison. How are you feeling this morning? Any sort of warm-ups? Any sort of nerves? Are you just like, oh, I'll just get it done, and you're not really thinking about it? Yeah, in all honesty, it's been a bit of a laugh. I've been excited to come here and waking up this morning and being at the park.

Yeah, I'm scared now, to say the least. Definitely scared about it. I have been saying on air, I said this to you yesterday when you called me on your show, Harrison. I said, I've been telling people to spare tackle you. Yeah, don't do that. And I think that's not allowed, apparently. No, no, it isn't allowed. Yeah, if you are going to be at Coronation Park, Mount Maunganui 8am,

Harrison will have $3,000 in an envelope strapped to his chest. Now, does he have your vest, Dan? He has got the vest. Does it have counterfeit cash all over the front and back? Well, that's the issue. I had that last time and people thought that was actual cash and they just ran-baxtered me. That's not a word. It was not. Ran-baxtered

you? That's what it felt like. It was not. Ran-baxtered you. That's what it felt like. It was more for show, right? Yeah, it was. It was just fake money. Harrison, are you quicker or slower than Dan, do you reckon? Oh, I reckon I'm pretty quick, Dan. I'll be pretty quick, mate. I'm going to be sidestepping, doing laps probably, tie everybody out.

Oh, I tell you what, Harrison. Dan did his first ever and successful sidestep during this run, so I'd love to see yours. It was just made on pure fear as well, you know, like that was just

pure trying to save myself. No, Dan, you YouTubed the night before and practiced. Oh, God, yes. And now bosses send us an email wanting us to call it

the fastest dash for cash, but it may be the second fastest dash. We're not sure. Dan was pretty quick last week. Yeah, I don't know. I think you've got a good chance with those legs of yours. Yeah, thanks. I think when the adrenaline kicks in,

yeah, I'll be going pretty speed. Okay. Well, we look forward to checking it out live on the EdgyNZ TikTok page and seeing how quick you are and how long you can evade the crowds for. Yeah. Good luck. Yeah, cheers, guys. Excited. Thank you, thank you. Good luck, Harrison.

Is there any tips to get into Harrison's head? Yeah. I think actually as well, because he's got three grand. I only had $2,000. It was, I think, the tickets that people were keen on when I did it. Three grand is a lot of money.

I reckon there's going to be a few people there. Get there. Coronation Park, Mount Maunganui, 8am. If you're anywhere in the vicinity, try your luck. It could be $3 Maunganui, 8am. If you're anywhere in the vicinity, try your luck. It could be $3,000 richer going into the weekend. Next on the show, we want to know what method did you use to get a pay rise? Erica from A Little Nudge on Instagram, who we've had on the show many times,

talking about the perfect prompt in relationship situations, gives us the perfect prompt to bring up that awkward situation of asking the boss for more money. I think we all struggle with this bring up that awkward situation of asking the boss for more money. I think we all struggle with this, about that awkward and I think bosses rely on that. So if we take that part away, maybe... Here's my tip, I just asked for the same as Meg, and they said

we can try to get you close. Actually, I've got audio, I think from when you did ask them. Keep trying, buddy. It was the whole boardroom. Yeah, I've always seen this company has got too many cooks in the kitchen. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge.

I would love to know what method you use to get yourself your latest pay rise. It's a tricky thing to bring up. Especially at the moment, I think Clint as well because there's so many companies that are struggling

in the economic crisis that we're in. Thanks, Luxon. And I think... Daniel. Daniel. Oh, Dan getting political. Sorry, I've been told not to. Yeah, but you know, like, a lot of companies are struggling,

so I'd imagine it's harder to get a pay rise now. Yeah, there's a lot of pay rise freezes, I must say, but I also think that a lot of... I think there are bosses that are potentially taking the piss or at least leaning on the fact that because we're in a bad spot, some people or some businesses will be thriving. Yeah. They will be.

They will be thriving businesses, even though others are struggling. And I think a lot of people hold on to the fact that we're just too scared to ask. Yeah. Yeah. And it is sometimes quite overwhelming to go into it, especially if you're new on a job and you're going into a meeting with all the big bosses and they're sitting there looking at you. Oh, scary. Yuck.

Yeah, well, Erica from a little nudge on Instagram, she's got the perfect prompt for a whole bunch of different relationship-type situations you might find yourself in. But last time we had her on, we also asked her, what is the best way to approach the subject of wanting more money when you're actually kind of like close or friends with your boss? And this is what she had to say. In most situations, your boss, even if you're friends, your boss is still your boss. And in most situations where you know it's going to be an awkward conversation, I actually advise people to start the conversation saying, this is going to be an awkward conversation.

Because that way it sets the tone. It sort of breaks the ice. Whether you're going to have a disagreement with someone, you're asking for a raise, anything that you feel a little like weird to start and awkward. I want you to start by saying, I know this might be an awkward conversation, and it just gets that out of the way. And then say exactly what you want. That's not a bad tip. Yeah, because automatically I think it brings the defenses down, right? Exactly.

You have nothing to lose. I mean, especially in a work situation, no one's advocating for you but you. So ask for the raise. Because the only way you're definitely not going to get a raise is not asking. Exactly. Yeah. I think that's really good.

But I think there are so many other methods to getting a pay raise, not just that. Yeah. I suppose that's like a nice way to bring the conversation up. If you're like, oh, I definitely am due one. I haven't had one in ages. How do I do it? Maybe just go, hey, there's going to be a little conversation, and, you know,, oh, I definitely am due one. I haven't had one in ages. How do I do it? Maybe just go, hey, there's going to be a little conversation and, you know, where you go.

Needs to be done. But maybe you're listening going, nah, that's not how I got mine. How'd you get your pay rise? Working harder than everyone else in the room has always been my kind of thing. Oh, so you kind of had a pay rise in a wee while then. Yeah, but if that's the case, mate, you might get less money in your next negotiation. They reckon as well you want to go in with stats and figures as to how you have made the company more money over the last three months. Go in with receipts.

I hate that, though. Like, if you work for the company, they should know. Well, yeah, maybe they need to be reminded. So that's another way, supposedly according to studies. Yeah, I'd love to know if anybody's done the whole I'm threatening to leave, and then because of that, they realise, oh, we need them more. They say that's one of the best ways, eh? Saying, look, I've got another offer.

Someone use that one. I'm like, right, I've got another place headhunting me. They want to offer me a job. I'm going to leave unless you have something to offer me. And they've like, you've pulled a bluff. Oh, you didn't actually have one. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. We just had Erica from A Little Nudge tell us if you're wanting to bring up the conversation of a pay rise

with a boss that you may be friendly with, starting the conversation with, hey, this is going to be an awkward conversation to have, but I feel like it needs to be had. It just kind of gets that out of the way first. But we want to know what is the successful way that you have brought up a conversation of a pay rise and got one. I've got a new method I'm going to try in my next one. Okay. Bringing others down.

So I've got some audio of both of you and I'm just going to go, you know what, Casey, who's our boss, I'm going to go, I'm the best on the show and here's why. Here's some audio of Clint just proving that he's not good. I am pretty stoked with what I get because I don't actually know if I'm doing

enough work to justify the pay. That's AI. I'll grant that from an actual thing you said on air. And this is the same with Meg's one. I do bugger all. Yep. How fast you agreed with that.

Yeah, listen, actually, it's you going, yep. I do bugger all. Yep. How fast you agreed with that. Yeah, listen, actually, it's you going, yep. I do bugger all. Yep. Needed that, though. So I'll play both those bits of audio on my next contract negotiation. You can go, hey, how are those guys? Don't give their, just give their pay rise to me. Yeah, that's not bad, I guess, rather than big up yourself,

just belittle everyone else. Exactly. See how that works for you. What worked for you when it came to a pay rise? I won't maybe, I was going to read your names that people have texted through,

but I guess we won't because not everyone realises that we can see your name when you text. This person says, I said I was looking for other jobs. A week later, I was offered a new role

for $5 more an hour. That's interesting because you haven't technically been offered a new job, so you're not leaving imminently. Because I was just suggesting that beforehand, and then off here we said it's a very risky thing to do to say that you've been offered a new job when you haven't been

because what if they go, well, I'm proud of you, good for you, see you later. Yeah, if they call you bluff, then you're like, oh, shit. Absolutely. And then there are these people that are very frustrated saying, our company, because some companies have to publicly show what they've made or what they've lost. Said our company made $93 million in profit in 2023. And yet they refuse to pay any of us more. That's the issue with having the internet accessible these days.

We know how much the company's making or not making. And if you're making a $93 million profit, it's just gross that you aren't putting that to the people that make that profit. That's probably why they made the profit, because there's no paid prices in the company. Someone else saying as well, they told their boss that they were leaving

and it was because they weren't being paid enough. Put my notice in. Then, after they realised I was serious, offered me a work ute and $2 more an hour. Still quit. It was too late then. And then another text here from a boss's perspective saying, never bluff.

I've let two people go who bluffed in last year and I just let them go. No problem. Not my problem. Yeah, so two people that did the whole thing trying to get a pay rise. But I wonder if that person, but... But do you... I wonder if that person that texted in,

do you feel any sort of guilt in the way that they bluffed because they desperately needed more money and just were trying to find a way to get a pay rise? Or are you just like, nah? It's crazy. And then I don't know if this one would work for everyone. I told my boss that because my ex had quit her job, I now had to pay her child support despite having primary care.

And my boss upped my wages to cover it. Oh, see, now that's a good boss. That's a good boss. You know, I care about my workers. Let's all be leases in this life. I don't teach any of my team properly, so they can't do their jobs without me. They freak out if I say I'm going to leave. I've had three pay rises in the last

year. Good on you, Lisa. You know, I wish I had more leases. All the other people are uses, and Lisa's literally teaching them how to do, Lisa. You know, like, I wish I had more leases. All the other people are useless and Lisa's literally teaching them how to do it wrong. You know, that was

what I was looking at a website before and it said with the one tip for getting a pay rise, make yourself indispensable so they can't afford to lose you.

Yeah, well, that's what Lisa's doing by the sounds. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. I'm worried for you, Dan. He's doing something this weekend

that I think no one listening will be doing. Yeah, I, well, to be fair, I've done it before many years ago. Stand-up comedy. I had a full... Was that a joke or you are actually

doing stand-up? I am doing stand-up. I can't believe this. I can't believe... Can you play that when I do a joke? We've only just heard about this. We do know that Dan, in the past, has attempted a little bit, but that's when you ended up making out with the stage, didn't you? Yeah, I did three stand-ups.

It must be coming up 10 years ago now. And the last one I did, I got too confident, and I did this thing where I was talking about a friend of mine who did some stuff with a lasagna. Don't play that, Clint, because it just sets me up to fail. I like it. I like it. And it got a few laughs. You know, like,

you guys know me. When I get a laugh, it spurs me on. I'm a showman. And so there was a couple of moments where there was a little bit of a laugh. And so I was like, they're loving this. And it got to the point by the end of the set, I was humping the stage. It wasn't even planned. And like, it got to the point by the end of the set, I was humping the stage. It wasn't even planned.

And it got to the point then where people were like, oh, no, what's going on? Are you worried that that's going to happen again? That you're on stage, you get a couple of laughs, and you're going to end up humping it? I think I've got maturity on my side now. Oh, maturity! From A to B there.

I think I've grown a lot since then, you know, as a person. And I think... What could I do to get the time and address out of you so I can go? What could I do? Because I'm desperate. It's got to be at the Classic because they do, like, open mic night for new comics. Oh, no, because there's a lot of open mics around the country. I had a look up on the Classic and I couldn't find Dan Webby or a time.

Well, I don't think they're going, Dan Webby's coming this week. I don't think it's the big Classic. I think it's just open mic night slot. I don't find Dan Webby or a time. Well, I don't think they're going Dan Webby's coming this week. I don't think it's a big like, I think it's just an open mic night slot. I don't know if they put their names on. No, they do. They do put your names up eventually, but I don't think they're hanging their hat on me performing there for seven minutes this Saturday. Can you tell us like, what is your like,

what's the gear you're using? To be honest, Clint, I have not even come up with my set. What do you mean? Oh, you're going to pussy out then. What do you mean? I reckon you'll miss out. I have not even come up with my set. What do you mean? Oh, you're going to pussy out then. What do you mean? I reckon you'll miss out.

I've got a few ideas in my head, but I work better on the fly. And I'm not going to get up there and have no plan, but I definitely haven't come up with a play-by-play of what I'm doing. That's a packed house. I'll be stoked if there's that many people In there booing me Yeah But yeah

Look I'll be honest It's at the Classic Meg If you want to come along What time can I come? 10 o'clock Saturday Shit no Yeah exactly

It's very late 10 o'clock You are the absolute worst Like 10 o'clock They've hidden you That's where they put Like a lot of the comedians I know Chris Parker

Who's covered on the show before He's doing I think a set At 9 o'clock, they've hidden you. That's where they put, like, a lot of the comedians. I know Chris Parker, who's covered on the show before, he's doing, I think, a set at 9 o'clock at another place. So that's when all the comics, like, practice their new stuff. Oh, God. At that, like, late. Yeah, but you've got to give me, what are you going to talk about? Are you talking about your life, being a dad? My thing's, you know my thing is, like, taking the piss out of myself, isn't it?

So that's kind of, I'd'd imagine what I'm going to be doing like what give us something give us the opener yeah give us the opener I don't think I can say on national radio

because it's about the first time I took drugs and it's the the first and only time oh that's a funny story no I know that story that's a really funny story

if you tell it right yeah oh yeah it's a really good one because I I know that story. That's a really funny story if you tell it right. Yeah. Oh, yeah, it's a really good one. Because I didn't take them orally, put it that way. Yeah, yeah, it was very funny. No, I didn't shelve them. So the other way. How many other ways?

No, not that way either. The other common way. Okay, okay. And it didn't work out well until I went to bed later. Anyway. Please, please record it. Have your phone recording in your pocket and bring us some audio on Monday. One of the worst things I've ever done and I regretted it.

Never take drugs. Absolutely. It's a lesson. I've never done them, so. Can you please record it? I'll record it and then you can hear it on Monday. I'm that sort of person. Even if it's terrible, which it will be, we'll play it on here.

It'll be like watching a train wreck. You're making me nervous now about it. Oh, I would be petrified. I'd be absolutely caking myself. You should be. 10 o'clock this Saturday. 10pm this Saturday, the classic in Queen Street in Auckland. We'll notice that too much.

They don't want it to sell out. They've only got enough seats for like a thousand people. Oh, Meg, come on. It would be such a nice, I know, it'd be such a great surprise to show up and then we're just sitting right at the front. But I don't want to put you off either. If it's your first time, I don't want to put you off. Oh, I do. You know what you can do? You know what would be a great

prank? Buy all the seats in the house and then just like don't turn up. So you guys buy everything and I'm just performing to an empty... Oh Dan, I don't think we have to worry about people buying seats. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. It's quickly becoming our favourite thing. Beat that coincidence.

Dan doesn't know what one is still. He's still struggling with it. I think there's a little bit of disparity, yes, between your guys definition of a coincidence and mine. I think you think mine's more of a loose coincidence. Yours is like, oh yeah, that's interesting. But coincidence is like

two crazy similar things happening at the same time. You absolutely think that a coincidence is just a weird story. Yeah. Let's have a listen back to some of our favourite ones from last week. While getting to know my husband, well, my now husband,

he shares a birthday with my oldest daughter. Right. And our nannies have the same name. And five years later, we have a daughter who shares her birthday with his brother. Now, yes, it's interesting and it's kind of, I guess, coincidental, but it's not that great, is it? You know, having a birthday of the same time and the same date. That's literally a coincidence.

Okay, what about this one? So, hi, guys. My husband and I, we shared, well, when we were dating in Stila, we share birthdays both sharing it with our dads. So him and his dad have the same birthday. That's a great coincidence. And me and my dad have the same birthday.

It gets weirder. So we've now had two children and my daughter shares her birthday with me and my dad. And our son shares his birthday with his dad. Shut up! Shut up!

This is just a family that likes fornicating the same time of year. Oh my god! That was crazy. A kid dad and granddad, This is just a family that likes fornicating the same time of year. Oh, my God. That was crazy. A kid dad and granddad, same birthday. And then the other kid mum and granddad, all same birthday. Okay, so let's say today birthdays are done. We're done with birthday coincidences.

I feel like birthday coincidences, it can happen quite easily. And you may have heard my mum call up last week. Turns out my mum and dad got married on the exact same day and year as my wife's mum and dad. In wedding season. Interesting. God, that is really, really... So when I told my wife it was my mum and dad's wedding anniversary, she was like, no, you're getting confused. It's my mum and dad's wedding anniversary.

And that's when we found out they're being married the exact amount of years because it was the same day, same year. So the same year makes it a little bit better. Yeah, they were both doing their vows. Oh, thank you, Dan. I'm glad that it passes. It's all coincidence. Why does he all of a sudden

become like the... The connoisseur. Yeah, the judge of what is a good or bad coincidence doesn't even know what one is. Oh, I know when I hear a good one. Put it that way.

If you've got a coincidence, even if it's something that happened like a long time ago or something that happened very recently, but you're just like, oh, I've got a great coincidence story. You know what would be a good one? like, oh, I've got a great coincidence story.

You know what would be a good one? You get together with, you and a guy get together, say Meg, and then you find out in like two years' time, after you've been dating for two years, that your parents dated in the 70s. So you could have been like brother and sister, but you're not. That's just your weird stepsister fantasy. Yeah, yeah. It's a bit weird step sister fantasy thing coming back up.

Get rid of the step sister stuff. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. We're talking about beat that coincidence. We actually saw a text which I think is a coincidence but would this pass your standards Dan? My son was born on the 7th

of the 6th of the 5th at 4.03. The 7th of the 6th of the 5th at 4.03. The 7th of the 6th of the 5th at 4.03. So. 7.65. 7.43. I mean, that's an interesting, as a coincidence. Okay, it doesn't pass on you. It is, it is.

Look, I'll give it to you. That is scary. Scary? It's like, wow, God, what's with the sort of things happening here? It's kind of like when you check your phone and it's 11.11 and you're like, eh. What about my father and brother's names are both Robert? No. No, that's just, no, God, no.

Okay. I mean, it's a loose, loose, loose, weak coincidence. Well, if your father and brother, maybe dad named your brother. What about this one? I think this one's going to blow your mind. This is a text we just got through. When I was a kid, we moved town. I was sad to leave all my friends,

but I was especially excited to get away from my bully, a loser named Jeff. On my first day at the new school, the teacher introduced two new students to the class. No. Me and my bully Jeff had moved to the same town. What? Oh, my God, I feel so...

That's a horror movie. What? That's awful Oh my god My best friend Came over for my family Christmas And got me a present And said guess what it is

You'll never guess I had absolutely no idea So I just came up with The weirdest most random thing I could think of An inflatable dinosaur And he said shut up You checked

Opened it up Inflatable dinosaur My husband's done that before. He's guessed his Christmas present and then I got really angry at him. You'll never guess. There's some coincidences that are just a little coincidence,

a little funny. You go, oh, that's funny that happened. But that bully one, man. What about this one? Another birth one. I like this one. I was born at 6.55 and weighed 6.5 pounds. My brother was born at 6.55 and weighed 6.5 pounds. My brother was born at 7.55 and weighed 7.5 pounds. Come on, Dan. Pretty good.

That's great. If it was 6.55 and 7.55. It is 7.55. No, it was 5. I mean, it's close. What about this from Sam? Last weekend, I wore a dress for the first time since I owned it. It was a white dress, and I've never owned a white dress before.

I decided to wear it on a picnic date that my girlfriend had set up. Turns out on that date, she ended up proposing. She said, I was low-key dates. I would never have worn that dress that now I will have in video form forever as a historical event that I dressed up for. I really like that one. That is something where you think

there's other things at play. She'd never worn a white dress before. That's the one that got you? Just the ones about birthdays and dates and weights. It doesn't impress me.

It's just like that can happen quite easily. My best friend and I sleep with the same guy years apart. We live six hours away. No, I think he just would have gone to

the mutual friends list. Alright, Cash Trapped is up next. If you're anywhere near the Mount, get to Coronation Park ASAP. 8am, Cash Trapped is back. The fastest dash for cash if you can catch Harrison with the gold envelope strapped to his chest,

$3,000 is yours. Wait, I did that last week. Yeah. Coincidence. Clint, Meg and Dan on the Edge. Win a share of fifty thousand dollars. Cash. With the Edge. Cash trapped. Trapped. Alright, everyone's trapped for cash and so are us at the

Edge. Just not in the way you might think. We have your share of fifty thousand dollars to give away at seven and eight o'clock every single morning. But this morning it is the fastest dash for cash at Coronation Park in Mount Maunganui. Harrison from Edge Afternoons has Dan's cash vest strapped to him, and he has a lot of people ready to mow him down and rip the gold envelope from his chest so they can go into the weekend $3,000 richer.

It's looking good, Dan. How do you feel being on the other side of it? It's quite exciting, isn't it? It's exciting to watch. And I will say, I'm watching Harrison right now on TikTok Live. I've never seen a man pace more nervously. He's just pacing back and forth. How are you feeling, Harrison?

Oh, yeah, I am really nervous. I'm excited. To me, it was just a bit of a laugh, but I guess I'm not the one fighting for money. So these guys are very serious. Yeah. So there's a big collection of people. I can see them behind you now doing stretches. They're doing hamstring stretches. There's a lot of people guys are very serious. Yeah. So there's a big collection of people. I can see them behind you now doing stretches. They're doing hamstring stretches. There's a

lot of people that look really serious. They've just got their arms cross-steering. If you want to see what we're seeing, yeah, go to TikTok, go to Edge NZ, and you can watch alongside the other hundreds of people that are watching at the same time. Okay. Harrison, we're just going to hand it over to you now. We're on your timeline. You can

explain the rules to the punters Try and steal your gold envelope Best of luck, godspeed Up you go Thanks guys Okay guys We're about to do this Are we ready?

See they're so serious, they're not even wooing Oh my gosh Okay guys so you've just got to catch me Just as envelope right here okay Above the waist please, it's be appropriate See, they're so serious. They're not even wooing. Oh, my gosh. Okay, guys, so you just got to catch me. Just this envelope right here, okay? Above the waist, please. It's be appropriate. All right.

Okay, I'm going to start running. Okay. When the siren goes, come after me. Oh, God, I'm so nervous. Okay, here we go. He's running. Here we go. Oh, no, the siren's gone. The siren's gone.

The siren's gone. Oh, my gosh. No, no, no, no. Whoa, whoa, whoa, gone. Oh my gosh. No, no, no, no. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh my gosh. I feel like... Whoa.

Oh, oh, oh. Okay, I'm on the ground. I'm on the ground. Have we got it? Oh, we got one. Oh, we got it. Oh, somebody's got it. Wow.

Oh my gosh. Did somebody tackle you? Come here, brother. Give me that tiny mic. What's your name, mate? Sam Tanner. Sam Tanner. Bro, how long was that? I feel like that was literally three seconds.

It wasn't long. You were in this bright neon singlet. Mate, you were in jorts. That was a good effort from you. I know, thank you. But he wore jorts. He's wearing jorts. I know, but again, I didn't think it was that serious guys. I wore jorts.

Who wears jorts. Harrison. Who wears jorts to a race? Come on. Wait, are you the Olympic runner? Maybe, yeah. Oh, my gosh. He's an Olympic runner, guys. Oh, wow.

I came to the boat plenty, mate, right on gym day, so I was ready to go. Oh, all I could see behind me was this bright neon singlet, like, meters in front of everybody else. Yeah. Oh, that was terrifying. You know what you should have done? Strapped the cash to me and got me to run. Yeah, well, then no one would have won it, mate. No one would have won it.

What are you going to do with the money, Bo? Oh, laptop's a little bit shady, so I might replace that. But my wife's coming home from school camp today, so I might surprise her with something cool. Oh, you're a legend. You're a legend. I hope his wife's a teacher, right? Is your wife a teacher?

Yeah. Yeah Yeah okay good Just want to make sure his wife's not Coming back from seven form camp Oh wow Okay congratulations to Sam Who has won $3,000 with cash Straight this morning Harrison Ward-Jorts

Yeah Sam Tanner. That was incredible. It was a strong effort from Harrison to be able to run that fast in Jorts. Yeah, very, very well played. Well done, guys. All right, back again on Monday.

Why did he do that? You would have thought you would have worn some sportswear at least. Any sort of sportswear. Any other shorts. Back again next week, your chance to win your share of $50,000. 7 and 8 a.m. Monday morning. Clint, Meg and Dan on the Edge. If you just missed the Dash for Cash,

where a listener won $3,000 after mowing down Harrison from the Edge Afternoons in Mount Maunganui in jorts. Sam Tanner. I was like, Sam Tanner, Sam Tanner. What does that name ring a bell? If you had that same feeling, that's because it should. New Zealand Olympic athlete known for his middle and long distance running, specialising in the 1500 metres.

He competed in the Olympics. Sprints and stuff, yeah. And Harrison was wearing jorts against him. That's why he lasted about four or five seconds. How great. We need some Olympic females in there, too. I feel like we've got two very fast sportsmen that have kind of, like, won this game.

We need to think, what can we do that, like, women can... I also think it's sad that an Olympian has to chase after some money. Oh! I think anyone wants 3K. True. Yeah, if you were at the Mount and they were like, oh, you've got to chase this dude down and you're an Olympian.

That's a slumdog millionaire. Yeah, you're like, that's an easy three Gs for a Friday morning. Pay our athletes more. What we should be pleased at is that Olympians are listening to us. Yes, true.

Alright? It's Clint, Megan Danz. I saw a little bit of skills within your job, so is there anything else you could have put there? What are your options? Employee of the week.

You're fired. Get out of here. Go. Get out of here. Boy of the Week. You're fired. Get out of here. Go. Get out of here. Employee of the Week. We don't praise each other for why they deserve it. Instead, we try to illustrate why the other two don't deserve it so we can win by default.

It's a great way to do it. You should do it at your workplace. Oh, it is fun. It is fun. I'm going to nominate Daniel to not be Employee of the Week. Oh, there we go. Surprise, surprise. Daniel here, who would have thought that the man that says that this ride is closed once a day about his wife

and how deadly committed you are to your wife. And I very much am. And you've got blinkers on when it comes to any other person. I always indicate, yep. Absolutely. Apart from, you let it slip, mate, that you're supportive of cheating.

I just don't get it sometimes. He's got this drop-dead gorgeous wife. I don't know what their marriage is like, but I just... Is it a tension that other women give? Yeah. Oh, good on him. Oh, yeah.

That's what we were talking about, Dave Grohl. Go on. Good on him. Good on him. But I think if you played the we were talking about, Dave Grohl. Go on. Good on him. Good on him. But I think if you played the whole bit of audio, I was just trying to wrap things up by going, oh, good on him. Anyway, coming up next. That's not your job to wrap me up.

No. Also, you could just go with coming up next, that'd wrap it. You don't need to like. Yeah, but I'm not as good at wrapping as you are. That's why we leave it to Clint. Good on him. Good on him. Anyway, coming up next.

Yeah. Okay, do you want to go next, Dan? Yeah, you know what? Well, Clint, I'm throwing you under the bus. Oh! My friend. And it's actually a very similar vein to your one, Meg, because we were talking earlier this week about wills

and how I'm putting together my will, you know, where you die and who gets what. And this was actually glazed over at the time because Meg was talking and you talked over her, Clint. Classic you. Have a listen to this audio. Well, we're looking at doing wills.

What did Meg and I get? Anything? I'll leave you something. What is it? 30% off? 20? He said, leave me something. Hannah, my beautiful wife.

Well, if you're dead. No, but hold on. You're married. You're still married. Well, my beautiful wife. Well, if you're dead. No, but hold on. You're married. You're still married. Well, my wife might have died first. I don't know. They died in a horrible accident together. You and her could have been driving somewhere.

I don't know. This is a hypothetical scenario. Well, now I know that she'll be very well looked after by Clint. Very well looked after. Very, very well looked after. Well, I'm just saying, like, wouldn't you, if you died and my wife died, wouldn't you want me to look after your wife? Not from the rumours I've heard about you, Clint. Very well looked after. I'm just saying, wouldn't you if you died and my wife died, wouldn't you want me to look after your wife? Not from the rumours I've heard about you, Clint.

She needs to prepare for month. I don't think she needs to. Well, I'm going to I'm going to throw Meg under the bus. Oh no! Because one of my favourite things is when Meg says something that might be cool, I'll undermine that by saying to Meg,

how did that feel coming out of your mouth? That's a classic thing for clinchers, eh? This was Meg when she was talking, I think it was about Homegrown, and I don't know, I think you were trying to be cool. We just didn't even address it at the time. He trying to be cool? Sitting in the Jim Beam sound suite when your favourite artist is playing. That's cool. Yeah, yeah, the time. He trying to be cool. Sitting in the gym beam sounds sweet when your favourite artist is playing.

That's cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's going to be epic. You need to get flights and accommodation though. That's the ish, right? Oh, God, all of that was bad. That's the ish. Aye, aye, aye.

Aye, aye, aye. So actually if I take out all the stuff in between, it's just... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Epic. That's the ish. That's a new low. That is a new low. That is horrid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the ish. Yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah. That's the ish. Oh, yeah. That's a new low. That is a new low.

That is horrid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the ish. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Epic. That's the ish. That's almost as low as when she said, Lash go.

But it wasn't ironic. She just said it. I'm going to be sick listening back to that. Thank you so much, Clint, for bringing that to my attention. What do you mean by, that's the ish? Is that even a saying? That's the ish. Actually, I've just found that.

Lash go. Yeah, that was another time. That's one of my faves. I know, so before we went, I called it we're going to Lekiev and Clint brought me up on that one. Lekiev. You've got it. Fiat. She's had some clays.

She's had some goodies, hasn't she? Whoa, zooga. Okay, so none of us are winning? Is that where we're at? I think you've been really dragged through the mud. I'm definitely not winning, that's fine. So just chill,

alright honey? Okay, I'm out. If you do one more, I'm leaving. Have you got like a whole folder of just meek things? Of just stuff meek says?

Yeah. Oh, and everyone remembers this. Who are who? Hey, I'm who? Bobo, hang,

bongo. Yeah, we don't talk about it much, but English is Meg's second language. Dan and I will take the win. Thank you. Clint, Meg and Dan on the Edge. The Edge, a lot of people throwing shade at Dan's moustache. I use inverted commas when I say that, his moustache,

because some people don't think it actually is one. Meg and I, super supportive friends. Absolutely. The most supportive friends. Absolutely. The most supportive friends you'll ever meet. Who else is throwing shade? I thought it was you. You said a lot of people throwing shade. Oh, listen to what people said when we,

if you missed it yesterday, we were talking about what are the defining features of Dan's face, hoping that moustache would feature in most people's top three. What are three defining features on Dan's face you notice the most? I think his nose just jumps out immediately and then i would say like the way his eyebrows kind

of show his emotions quite effectively and then definitely his hair quiff his eyebrows his weird little um hair like the part of his hairline that comes down and his nose eyebrows that comes down. What even is that? And also, I think your wife made a joke about it as well. Right. So, here we go. So, Liv is producing one of the people that was just talking there.

You mentioned my nose. What is it about my nose that jumps out? Honestly, I was just saying the first three things that popped into my head and the first thing was nose. Dropped your nuts now. Dropped your nuts? Face to face. I haven't dropped your nuts since high school.

Okay, well there you go. What have you been hanging out with 18 year olds again online? I'm bringing it back. Okay. Play a song, Clint, are you dropping your nuts? Meg and I made some parody songs for you. I'll step you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't you bring me into this.

What? I do not have anything to do with these parody songs. Nothing. Not a single thing to do with it. Not an aota, no. Don't you bring me into this. What? I do not have anything to do with these parody songs. Nothing. Not a single thing to do with it. Not an iota. And I'll tell you what Meg it tells. You can tell it's just clip. You can hear Meg doing BVs in the background. I just really got to know.

How long have you been growing your mo? It's kind of looking all perky. If I squint, I can maybe see your mo. It's kinda looking all pretty. If I squint, I can maybe see your mo. Woo! Woo! If that's me, I sound good.

The production engineer would have had to do a factory reset on their computer after all that auto-chew. Okay, so that's one of the songs. There's seven more

to get through next. I'll look forward to it. And get your measuring tape out, Meg. Oh, got it here. Perfect. Only the important things on this show for a Friday. Clint, Meg and Dan on The Edge.

Rosé, Bruno Mars, 24 to 9. It's The Edge, Clint, Meg and Dan. All right, Dan has grown a moustache. And we thought to support him, we'd create some jingles. And Meg said, I'm not doing that. And I said, fine, I'll do it myself. Yeah. And I feel like you guys aren't being very supportive.

Really? You're just taking the piss. I mean, Meg, you could be it myself. Yeah. And I feel like you guys aren't being very supportive. Really. You're just taking the piss. I mean, Meg, you could be offering me tips. You do your chin hairs. You're such an arsehole. And probably, you know what? I probably could grow a better moustache than you. Oh, gorgeous.

After having a baby, I tell you what, my chin and lip hairs have come through thick and fast. The second one, I absolutely will be better than you. I caught Meg pulling one out of her chin. She was like, what are you doing? And she was like, pulling her hair out. I was like, can't be long enough for you to pull it out without tweezers. It's a little goatee, eh? Oh, and I did get it out with my fingertips.

That's how disgusting it was. So any tips welcome, Meg? Maybe we could rub chins together. Have a baby and your hormones will change. My papa used to do that. He'd pull a hair out of his chest and then try and transplant it onto me. It used to freak me out. That sounds weird that you might be doing that.

Anyway, that's for another time. Okay, so there are a few songs that we put together just to support you. When you say we, Meg, did you have anything to do with these songs? Nothing at all. I don't know why he's saying we. No one asked. This is not me No one asked for these The most of what we come across The most dutch that we see

That's the worst one The worst one I found the worst one We found the worst one Here we go I was like we've probably done enough It was an Alicia Keys one Dan you keep on talking

You can say what you like It was an Alicia Keys one. Dan, you keep on talking. You can say what you like. But all I know is your mo isn't inside. No mo, no mo, no mo. The harder I look, the less I see it. The thing is, no one asked. No, nobody asked. No one was like, you know what we need here is a no one asked. No, nobody asked. No one was like, you know what we need here is a few parody songs.

Actually, producer Carl did ask. And I was like, sure. Oh, he's kept very quiet, hasn't he? Yeah, sorry, guys. So I think he takes some of the blame. I agree. Flo Rida does a song that lends itself to an easy Mo parody. Oh, wait, let me try and guess it.

There's My House. Shorty Got Mo. Does it get low? Shorty wants them to think that he's got a slut growing on his lip. His whole workplace thinks that he is full of shit. I got a Mo. Rub it on my nose. That ain't no Mo, Mo, Mo, Mo, Mo, Mo, Mo, Mo.

That had to be a bit. That was the eighth, wasn't it? Yeah, that was the last one. Yeah, That was the eighth wasn't it Yep That was the eighth Yeah that was the last one Yeah that was the last one We'll get We'll see one more

Nah that would be it Shorty got more No Right am I Am I measuring it In this break Yeah let's measure it This is almost getting me

To the point where I'm just Gonna shave it off Good I'm gonna need a really good razor Cause it's quite thick here Okay while you're getting The tape out I'll just play another

369 Damn boy fine I'm going to need a really good razor Because it's quite thick here Okay while you're getting the tape out I'll just play another Do you need more time with more songs Meg Or are you in position No I'm good thank you Can you hear me Clint Yes gotcha Alright so go back to the wall And then Okay so she's got him

And here she goes She's pulling back Pulling back Here we go All right, so go back to the wall and then... Dada Linda! Okay, so she's got him. Dada wow! She's got him and here she goes. She's pulling back. She's pulling back. Here we go. I think we're at about 50 centimetres last time. Keep going. You're further away last time.

No, Meg, so the record's 52 centimetres, so you should be able to step further away than that. Why did he push me? He's pushing me. Wait. They're starting nose to nose and Meg's holding a tape measure at the side of her face. Dan's holding the end on his lip.

Daniel, the thing is, Clint, I can see the lip here but he hasn't shaved the rest of his face so it's just blended in, so it's actually gone down. Okay, so we're not actually measuring the length of his moustache. Meg's trying to work out how far away she needs to stand before... We've gone back down

to 21. You're pissed. You're a piss off. Honestly. So if you're more than 21 centimetres away from Dan's face, you can't see it. It looks more like a kind of facial stubble here that he hasn't shaved because he's had a bad night. The joke's on you guys because the filthy slug's

getting shaved off this weekend. Don't be like that. No magnum PI for you We've been waiting all night We've been waiting all day There's still no damn moment in sight She's doing a wap dance there Should we keep him wanting more? No, you're definitely not keeping me wanting Should we keep him wanting more? No, you're definitely not keeping me

wanting more, Clint. Wanting Mo? No, no, no, no. So you do want Mo? No, I don't. I got Mo. I got Mo. All on the area Mo.

Area Mo. Where a Mo should go. Mo. That's not even all of them There's a few others we probably don't have time for Oh really I wish we could play the rest Anyway Really?

Okay well that's going The mo's going Shame on you You said you had a mo How long have you been growing your mo? It's kinda looking all petty If I squint I can maybe see your mo I might have to write something of my own

yes Meg Monday come back for I don't need any more I think I've got to write some more yes

that's the attitude yes no it's not happening I'm over on Clint's team now okay well you need to grow your moustache back then

if you're going to do that because mine's going give me a weekend I'll be good. Meg is about to introduce you to potentially your new favourite song. Okay, first off we're going to get into a song to see if Gigi Perez is more of a one-hit wonder. We play this song a lot. It's huge in New Zealand.

Sailor song. Did you want that? Yeah. Okay. Okay, it could have been a good thing to have a conversation about. Well, Meg didn't ask me for it during the song because she was talking about other things

that I can't repeat. That's all right. We can go on to another one. Here we go. Yeah, this is huge. It's been in the top 10 New Zealand charts for months. Okay, well, this one's called Chemistry.

It's just looking for chemistry. Chemistry, GD Press. Sorry, Clint's having another. Just trying to find that for you. Let me just have a... If only we had some chemistry here. Just talk amongst yourselves for a second. We're just going to have a little chat.

So we're just on new music. Who are you hoping to have new music from, Daniel? I mean, if I listed the amount of people that I wanted new music from, Lady Gaga's new album. Here it is. Secret night, secret night. music from. Lady Gaga's New World. Here it is. A long wait for something not that great. Now, what about Dasha?

Guys, it's still early. It's not even nine o'clock yet. It's not early. We've been doing the show For three hours Okay Let's go to Dasha We interviewed her We only want her to be successful

She's a fantastic person Isn't she Do you remember her guys Yeah we met her Dasha Yeah she was the best She was so giving of her time She did a great video

For Clint's daughter Cam Is she going to hit it off With this one Not at this party I'm not at this party I'm backing you back See you're pulling it over You just had to have me off with this one, Not At This Party. She's got like young Taylor Swift vibes. She does, hey? Like Shania Twain in her early career.

I really like it. I think that as you give it two listens, you're going to be addicted to it. Halsey's released a new song. She's also releasing a music video with it, which is full of BDSM. If you know, you know. If you don't, you're too young. It's called Safe Word. Safe Word.

Yeah. XT. XT, isn't it? Yeah, full of like anger. Do you guys like it? It's kind of a little bit like Olivia Rodrigo. That sort of like punk rock. Very Olivia. A bit messy for me.

I might have to have a good listen to that one. And then the last one, which I think is the winner of the week, Kaore Heemanu E, which is Marlon Williams and Lorde. Wow, that is gorgeous. Beautiful. Again, a small clip does not do that song justice. You have to listen to the whole song.

I wonder if she speaks any te reo Maori or if she's just learnt the lyrics. Yeah, that's good. I can't wait for her new album.

It's been, she's almost going to Rihanna level where everybody's like, when's it coming out? Ah, yeah, we've had a lot

of teases towards it because she had Melodrama, one of my top five favourite albums of all time, truly, I love that.

Then she had Solar Power, which was, actually was better than people gave it credit for. Yeah, I think it just wasn't up to maybe a standard that you're used to from Lorde. And then I think this one is going to be huge. Yeah, I can't wait. Good feeling.

That's the latest. Clint, Meg and Dan on the Edge. All right, it is time to find out if your suggestion worked. I asked the boys to please complete the challenge of taking their shirts off and playing some sort of musical instrument, as that was suggested by one of you that that works every time. We've been doing this for a few weeks. Universally, to get women in the mood. Yeah, for a few weeks.

Obviously, girls have a lot of moves. Guys, I think, struggle just with a singular move that works every time. And there are certain moves you might be listening to and be like, nah, when my man does X. But that might be specific to your relationship.

We just want, like, a thing that works for at least 50% of guys. I don't think there is a move. Yeah, I think one of them that's come through a couple of times is bouncing their pecs.

You know, their pecs like, you know, can you do that, Clint? Yeah. Yeah, see, I can't do it. May surprise you. Let me see. Oh, yeah, you can do it. Oh, see, now that's cool. You try, Dan. I can't do it May surprise you Oh yeah you can do it You try Dan

I can't do it Just try Just tense like your armpits You're flaring your nostrils I might wee if I do it Don't stop doing that then Okay So Dan and I both did it

I think time and place when you're trying these moves is important But I don't know Wife was making dinner and the kids were yakking away in the background Yeah, so Dan and I both did it. I think time and place when you're trying these moves is important. But, I don't know, wife was making dinner and the kids were yakking away in the background. I thought, I'll just grab my wife's guitar. Important to know, she does play guitar. I don't. And I really struggle to play and sing at the same time. I've seen you play.

You've got one song that you can play that Enrique Iglesias. That's what I did. Oh, your one go-to. Hero. So this is how it went. Would you dance if I asked you to dance? But I did. Oh, you're one go-to. Hero. So this is how it went. Would you dance? If I asked you to dance?

Is it you playing? Yeah. I can be your hero, baby. Oh, it's quite good. Oh, do you know what? I can kiss away the pain. Ooh. I reckon. My breath away.

Do you know what? I reckon by that chorus, that second clip we heard, you could see it kind of working because I felt your whole voice change of like, ooh, this isn't funny, this might do it, this might do it. Yeah, this might do it. Here we go, here we go. This is a game for the radio, but actually,

she's smiling, like, what are you doing? Why are you doing this? It's when you're on a blog. So Clint, officially, did it work? Take a look. Little cutie. Oh, kisses for me. Is that all?

What do you want to do now? Go on. My pan's a bit hot and I need to put the steak on. Oh, your pan's hot. Is that all? I need to put the steak on for dinner. Dad. Dad.

What, Cam? Mum needs to make dinner. You should be sitting there recording a song. Oh, my God. That's a real peep behind the curtain there of the Randall household. Please put a shirt back on and stop trying to sleep with mum. You've done it enough, Dad. Once the cooking was done and the kids were in bed, it worked.

And here's the audio of that. Dad! Okay, let's see how I went for Dan, because again, it has to be a universal thing that works for all men. So let's see how you go, Daniel. So I didn't have a guitar, but I had a piano. Right. It was actually a little keyboard.

And you rehearsed for quite some time. Yeah, I went upstairs. Hannah was cooking dinner. We asked her to do it at a similar time, and I went upstairs for like an hour. An hour? I tried to practice. And this is what we came up with.

Anna? Yeah? Can I just have a moment of your time, just quickly? Yeah. What are you going for? I just want to do a performance. Can I not perform for my wife? Yes, you can.

Thank you. Can you just hold George for just a second while I perform for you? Thank you. Are we watching Daddy perform? Yes. What are you trying to achieve, Anna? second while I perform for you? Are we watching Daddy perform? Yes. What are you trying to achieve, Adam? George, go outside for a minute.

Daddy's got to perform for Mummy. I need to concentrate. His palms are sweaty. Knees weak. Arms are heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already. Mum's spaghetti. He's nervous.

But on the surface, he looks calm and ready. Get it now. Oh, God. Sorry, it's really distracting with George. But on the surface he looks calm and ready It's really distracting with George clapping You know, so did it work for you Dan? No God. No, I tell you what kids are cock blocks Hey, what? Yeah, but Dan, how did you spend an hour rehearsing? At two notes with two fingers. The problem was that when you add singing or rapping into it, my coordination was all out the window. Here's how it went. He's enjoying that, Danny.

Yeah, I know, but it's sort of not the vibe of... I'm trying to... What vibe are you trying to go for? I don't know what you're saying. Yeah, I know. Dad did good, eh? Yeah, I just wanted to maybe, like, at the end of this... What?

End up with you. Doesn't matter Please don't go into bed Sorry, it wasn't that bad What if I play Bohemian Rhapsody? Well maybe if you grow a mustache you'd be able to AHHHHH That's a low blow

She's doing like a Freddie Mercury gag So there we go. So I didn't get lucky at all. In fact, we went to bed in a bit of a huff. And she didn't lose herself at all. Please keep sending through suggestions. I did see that one came through that said, the thing that gets a girl going is when a guy wears light-coloured track pants, grey in particular, you can see their bulge.

Don't know if that would work for Dan. Clint, that would probably do it for you. Like grey sweats. I could put a powder down there or something. Okay, well, tell you what. Hey, Dan, it didn't work. We regroup. We're back here next Friday with a new move.

Okay, yes. And we'll keep doing it all year until we find the move for all men. Trust me, Clint, it'll be all year. Okay. Clint, Meg and Dan on the Edge. Rover. Music. Radio.

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