The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW #470 Stinky Stinky Butt

Episode Date: March 4, 2025

Zero humans participated in the creation of this podcast caption... Join Clint, Meg and Dan on the Edge Breakfast for a packed episode. The show starts with the usual banter and some extra airtime due to a mix-up, encouraging listeners to send in song requests. The team then discusses humorous anecdotes, like Dan's humorous 'vocal stim' condition, which leads to moments of laughter and genuine support. They also delve into listener stories about unique or strange gifts received, and showcase the heartwarming 'Wonderful Wednesday' prize giveaway, thanks to New World, celebrating Caitlin, a new mom nominated by her sister. Plus, there's an interesting discussion on the Oscars' 'In Memoriam' segment. 00:25 Morning Banter07:42 Listener Emma and Milking Cows12:57 Millie Bobby Brown's Public Scrutiny18:28 Surprise Fries31:19 Dolphin Jumps into Fishing Boat34:33 Gen Z Quiz with Digi Girl Bella38:08 Married at First Sight Australia Chat41:50 Celebrity Gossip and Oscar Moments42:22 The Things We Do for Love43:57 Gross and Questionable Acts of Love45:29 Unexpected Gifts and Surprises55:05 A Unique Anniversary Gift01:11:18 Dan's Vocal Stim01:18:07 Wonderful Wednesday Surprise  

This is a Edge Breakfast with Clint, Meg and Dad. Nine to six. Good morning. You're lucky. Do you know what? Bonus nine minute day. Yeah, someone's taking the piss. Someone's trying to get more out of us.

I tell you what, Meg hasn't even started her makeup. I know, it is dire. It is a dire situation. If something gets filmed right now and there's a video that goes up you won't recognise her. You can't be funny. You won't recognise Meg. That should be easy for death. Yeah, you guys will be fine then. That's a new shirt. Yeah.

The Emperor wears new clothes yet again. I just want to say thanks to my friends at Federation for sending me this. Oh good, that's another thing and there won't be a video made. Ben. Yes, and? That's my only friend within the company. The rest of them don't like me. Oh, good. That's another thing and there won't be a video made. Ben. Yes, and? That's my only friend within the company. The rest of them don't like me.

Ben and Jen. Ben and Jen. Ben and Jen, yeah. Yeah, no, they're awesome. Okay, yeah, it's going to be a... It's going to be a fun show. There's a little bit more of it

than we had prepped, so you might... Produced in Neem's Face Palms. It's all right, bro. It's only day three. Yeah. It's only day three Yeah It's only day three You're bound to make mistakes

And sometimes Some mistakes are bigger than others Like this one Yeah Sometimes they make your Workmates work for longer Every day I'll tell you what

The boss isn't going to be mad At you for this one But us three Yeah I might have burned Some bridges there He will be Because I'm emailing Casey now

Yeah bring Casey across I need to be slammed. Casey, the boss is going to be stoked. He gets us on air for free for nine extra minutes. Maybe we could, actually we've got space

to take a couple of song requests which we never actually do. So if you've got a song request you'd like us to put in the mix for the first ten minutes while you're driving and go, yeah, you know what?

I would like to hear Tixit 3 to 3343. Yeah, even a song we don't ever play on the edge, Celine Dion maybe. No, that's not gonna happen. A little earlier than normal, so jamming in your requests this morning, just to kind of fill out the hour with a few more tunes. Massive amount of text coming through this morning of people wanting requests.

Yeah, Indigo by Sam Barber and Avriana, which is a song that we play on The Edge quite a bit, actually. Something that we don't play on The Edge often is Men at Work Down Under. Well, no, we did have that. You remember there was a remix of it? That's right. But not the official Men at Work. The lewd one. The lewd one, yeah.

Men at Work. Unwritten, Natasha Bedingfield. Oh, yeah, I could probably do a little bit. Diesel by Brad Stanley. I've never heard of it. Hakuna Matata, The Lion King. Now we're talking. Now we're talking. Now we're talking.

I reckon that we play a Hakuna Matata. They can do already a lot one in, sorry. Oh, bugger. Yeah, we just started the show a little bit earlier than we normally would, so is it all right? We'll jam some tunes in. Because do you know, a little radio secret, no one takes requests.

No, not really. Like, no one. No one takes requests. If they say, hey, what do you want to hear? It's a request hour. Bullshit. Yeah. What they'll do is they'll get a bunch of people ask for songs,

and somewhere in the middle, someone's going to go, can I have Jelly Roll, Liar? And they're going to go, brilliant, I've got that song coming up in 20 minutes, and then they'll record you asking for it, and then they'll save your voice until it plays. This one's going out to Lisa and Nelson. That's what you'd say, eh? Yeah.

I feel like Cal from The Night Show actually might be the only one that genuinely goes rogue. I honestly think he might be the only one that is like, I'm going to put this in. And maybe he just hopes

that the bosses don't listen to his... He ends up putting it in the edge group chat, being like, hey, I think I'm going to play this song today. And then he just banks on the fact that the boss is too busy

in the evenings with kids to see it. And he goes, well, I told you I was going to play it. And the boss is like, banks on the fact that the boss is too busy in the evenings with kids to see it. And he goes, well, I told you I was going to play it. And the boss is like, yeah, but you can't. He's like, well, you should check your messages. Or can we now play Hakuna Matata? That came through twice. We've run out of time, Dad.

You're going to have to do that one in your own time. On my own little radio show that I do by myself. God, that'd be a sad hour. Oh, God, would it what? Just me going, Here's another bloody request That isn't actually a request Yeah To Lisa

It's another one to Lisa and Nelson Yeah The amount of friends I'd call When I was on Static FM At Auckland Uni Doing radio And I'd be like bro Can you request

And I'd give them a song That was already in the log And they'd be like Who the hell is that Yeah I don't know bro Yeah I had exactly the same when I was on days. Good times.

Good times. So we've officially started and started to get paid, everybody. Yeah, yeah, good, good. Dan wanted some Celine Dion. I'm trying to find a Celine Dion song that I heard, and I was like, oh, my God, I love this. Who sings this? Explain what it was to me.

It was kind of like, and I was trying to find it because I thought I could play it here, Dan. It's like, If you keep asking me I might change my mind If you ask me to I just might change my mind That's cool If you ask me to I think it is cool

I know Well that's why I was in the car No means no Can you play that song afterwards? And my wife I was like see I was singing Even Celine Dion says Because my wife says no Like if, see? I was thinking, even Celine Dion says,

because my wife says no. Like if I say no, we're not doing something, or the kids ask me and I say no, the kids will always go, oh, but why? We definitely need to reframe this, because we've reframed it. We've put it as like sexual harassment, and you were like, see, when my wife says no.

I mean just no to me, anything in general. Not in the bedroom. Don't read into the lyrics too much. I think it was before. And I was like, this song literally is like saying, No to me in anything in general. Not in the bedroom. Don't read into the lyrics too much. I think it was before. And I was like, this song literally is like saying, Celine Dion's like,

if you're saying, if you ask me to, I might change my mind. Like if you ask enough times, I'll get beaten down and go, fine, all right, we can go visit your mum and dad for dinner again this weekend. Why not be talking about sex?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'll find it. Here's the chorus. And then her other best song, No Means Yeah, yeah. I'll find it. Here's the chorus. And then her other best song, No Means No, definitely. Don't Ask Me Again. Yes, No Means No. That's one of my faves. It's a banger, though.

Oh, what a pure voice. But it is a strange message for a woman to say. Oh, do you think she's more saying, like, it's unspoken between them and they're like, neither of them are brave enough to admit that they're into each other and they want to get back together. And she's like, if you ask me to, like, I could actually take that step. Because we're friends, but I might change my mind. I think it's more about that.

And not the smutty place you initially took it to. Yeah, I don't know. I just never really looked into it before. No, Celine Dion doesn't sing much about sex. She sings about love. She's a bit classy. Okay. Well, I started smashing the song over the last week.

You know, you discover a song. What were you listening to? Do you have discovered this? Were you on the breeze again? I love that. Yeah, Clint was on the breeze again. I love that Yeah, Clint was on the breeze again I love that you've been listening To one of Celine Dion's

It's either edge or breeze And we were doing Like a long road trip And I was like I'm going to chuck a little breeze on For a bit of a cleanse From Charlie XX I'll take that song

Listen to Where Does My Heart Beat Now It was her first number one One of her greatest songs Alright boys I am calling it At four minutes thirty That we cannot talk about Celine anymore Okay That is Clint Megan down the breeze Yeah songs. unless you give us a call, 0800 The Edge, we'll sort you out with a voucher, go spend in store at Zed.

All you have to do is give us a bell, 0800 The Edge, and we'll find out a little bit more about you as we get to know everyone that listens to our show nice and early. Getting to know everyone that listens to our show a little more intimately, one at a time. Getting to know Emma this morning from Te Aroha. Emma is currently milking the cows in a cow shed. Oh, how many heads? Nice.

M's. What's that, sorry? How many head? 360. That's a lot of cows. How many hours does it take to milk 360 cows? Me and my sister this morning. And so do you listen to us every morning

during the milking? I do, actually. It's the best radio station so far. I've been trial running them all, but I enjoy you guys the most. Wait a second, Emma. What number are we in the trial? Because if we're number two, I'm not feeling very confident. Have you listened to The Breeze? Because don't.

No, we didn't listen to The Breeze. No. It was the hits for a while, but John and Ben just got a bit much. Just don't. Okay, here's one. No, we need to listen to The Breeze. No. No. It was the hits for a while, but John and Ben just got a bit much. Oh, okay, good. Brilliant. We need to stop. They're lovely, lovely.

We need to stop, guys. They are lovely. Yeah, but there's shit on here. No, I was obsessed with them for ages, but you guys are my top. Okay, wait, can I just say something quickly? Can we stop, like, bigging up The Breeze? Robert and Jeanette suck, okay? I'veging up the breeze? Robert and Jeanette suck. I've heard some horrible things about Robert and Jeanette. No.

Our boss is way up into the sound, so we live in the sound for four years. How long into the trial are we, and how many more days do we have left before you consider something else? Nah. I'm happy with you guys for the minute, so I'll give you another couple of weeks.

Oh, a couple of weeks. So you've had us for how long? How long have we been on? Probably about three months now. Three months? We're doing well, boys. Jesus, okay. And how long into the trial before you became a fan?

Just so we know how long, how quiet it takes for us to become. Well, I actually seen you guys on TikTok, and I was like, no, these guys look like they're crack up. So here's our guy. Here we go. Okay, I've seen you guys on TikTok, and I was like, no, these guys look like they're crack-ups. Okay. Here we go. Okay, I've got more questions. Emma, do you remember the specific TikTok that you watched that you thought we were funny in? God, this is like an on-air survey.

She's very honest. I like her. Come on. Ask me something easy. Oh, yeah. Okay, okay. Okay, actually, well, this is the game anyway. I don't know if you've heard this.

If you've been listening for a few months, you definitely would have. We ask a question, and we answer on your behalf. And you have to guess who is first. So my question this morning, boys, is how much of a legend is Emma out of 100? 100. 100. I'm already gone. Is that the question we're going with?

I'm going to go 99. Don't lose it. Oh, thank you, Dan. You're going to have to go 98, Mick. Em, as well, another reason why you probably don't want to put the breeze or the sound on if your boss is ever in the shed. There was a study that came out saying that, and I'm not making this up, country music, which, you know, the breeze would play, slow country music, actually slows down milk production in cows. No good. Oh, I believe it.

It slows me down too. But not the jelly roll stuff. The upbeat country stuff's all good. No. The jelly roll stuff's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, country music, supposedly no good to play

if you're in the milking shed. Otherwise, yeah, milk production. You'd be like, why is the vat so empty? The vat's where you keep in the milking shed. Otherwise, yeah, milk production. You'd be like, why is the vat so empty? The vat's where you keep all the milk, guys. Yes, exactly. I'm just doing... You're doing milking chat. Milking chat.

I'm the only one that grew up on a farm. That's definitely a deal this time of year. Dan, you did not grow up on a farm. No. Dan did. Okay, can you tell Em, just tell her one thing about how you lived and she'll tell you if you grew up on a farm or not.

Emma, I grew up on a farm. The house I lived in was a farmhouse. It was in the middle of a field. There was a milking shed. A field is not a farm. Did I grow up on a farm? Where was the milking shed? About 100 metres from my house.

And I'll tell you this, Em. On your section? Yes, it was. And also, I didn't use the shed. I will say this as well. To drive up our driveway, I had to drive through one of those electric fences that pushed back.

As long as you release milk, Dan, I'll call you a farmer. Did you release milk? I sucked a cow once. Okay, there we go. Good enough for me. I think she said relief milk. Not sucking. Don't know what that means Like where you relieve like a farmer

And you go in and do the milking for like one day on Christmas Because you give them the day off Oh I did do, as I said before I did do a day or so with cows Yeah I know You just said what you did Okay we gotta move on Emma you hold here babe and we're gonna sort you out of the voucher

That you can spend in store at Zed if you ever get a chance to have a day off and you get a relief milker like Dan to come in and help you and your sis out. Yeah, just let me know if you need me.

I'll be there. Wait, I'll give you a call in about a month or so when I get married and I'll get Dan to come out and milk for me, eh? Okay. That sounds great.

If we've lasted even longer than another month, I'd be very proud. Producers are literally writing shit down now going, ooh, that could be a fun little arc where Emma goes away

and Dan milks because he grew up on a farm and wants to have another crack at it. They're assuming I'll be bad. Oh, nail it. I'll probably be quicker than you then.

Come out to the farm one morning. We're very welcoming. Okay. Thanks, Emma. I'll be there. She's the best. She's so good.

Yeah, she's so great. I hope she stays for ever. Oh my gosh. I can't believe that Jono and Ben didn't like her. She's like my favourite. But she'd have had it I hope she stays forever. Oh my gosh. I can't believe that Jono and Ben didn't like her. She's like my favourite. But she'd have had it all the time,

aren't they? They are assholes. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. Scandal with Meg. Scandal, thanks to New World. Tell us what's the most wonderful thing that could happen to your loved one and their next Wednesday

might be a little more wonderful. Thanks to New World. Millie Bobby Brown is 21 just. She just turned 21 a couple of weeks ago. So, basically a 20-year-old girl. She's been in the spotlight since she was 10

starting out on Stranger Things. Tough job. Tough job to be a 10-year-old girl growing up in this day and age. There's always a story

about Millie Bobby Brown ever since, you're right Meg, since she started on Stranger Things where it's almost like people love to hate her for some reason.

Really? I don't know why. Yeah. I don't see, yeah, it's so bizarre. All I think about is like, imagine if I had a platform

of millions of people at 15. I would have done things that now as an adult gone, oh God. You do stuff as an adult now though.

I do that every day. I think you could. She posted up a video which I think even the video is not brave because I hate it when people use the word brave for doing something with just existing. She's wearing no makeup. She's got pimples on her face.

Her hair's a bit of a mess. It's not nice lighting. And for a 20-year-old Gen Z girl with millions of followers, I thought that was impressive to not worry about it do you know why I'm also impressed by that Meg

because yeah she just knows her sense of self and her worth and it isn't tied up in her looking amazing for everyone all the time so I'll show you guys

what she looks like in the video and I'm not trying to be addicted to her looks I just think it is really refreshing that she just is obviously

she's just wanting to put a message out there and she's not Jesus no I'm just kidding to be honest she just is obviously, she's just wanting to put a message out there. Jesus. No, I'm just kidding. I mean, to be honest, I looked at that. Yeah, she looks normal. Yeah, she looks fine. Exactly.

I'm not saying that she looks bad. I'm just saying that it's impressive that it's not like lights, camera and everything. It's very authentic. She said, I want to take a moment to address something that is bigger than just me, something that affects every woman, young woman who grows up under public scrutiny. I started in this industry when I was 10 years old.

I grew up in front of the world, and for some reason people can't seem to grow with me. Instead, they act like I'm supposed to be frozen in time and I should look the way I did on Stranger Things Season 1, by the way, when she was 10. And because I'm now a new target, she went through some of the headlines that she's been seeing about herself. Why are Gen Zers like Millie Bobby Brown aging so badly?

What has Millie Bobby Brown done to her face? Millie Bobby Brown mistaken for somebody's mum and she takes her younger sister through the city. Have a listen to her saying it in her own words. This is how she concludes. Here it is. The fact that adult writers are spending their time dissecting my face, my body, my choices is disturbing.

And the fact that some of these articles are written by women makes it even worse. We always talk about supporting and uplifting young women, but when it comes down to it, it seems a lot easier to just tear them down for clicks. Disillusioned people can't handle seeing a girl become a woman on her terms, not their own. I refuse to apologize for growing up. I refuse to make myself smaller to fit the unrealistic expectations of people who can't handle seeing a girl become a woman. I will not be shamed for how I look, how I dress, or how I present myself. We have become a society where it's so much easier And then some of the celebrities commenting, giving support on that. Lily Allen, Winnie Harlow, Sarah Jessica Parker, and one of your best mates, Dan, Lewis Hamilton,

said, so truly proud of you, Millie. And Lewis Hamilton's been a massive supporter of Millie Brown. He took her for a hot lap once at a Grand Prix. Yeah. And all the comments, this is where I saw it, all the comments underneath are from, obviously, men and Formula One fans of just saying how annoying she was on the hot lap because she was screaming,

because she was scared of going around corners fast. 20 year old girl. Unbelievable. I also think as well, with the people getting outraged about her changing her appearance. You've been on a show like Stranger Things for five seasons. She's not allowed to change her appearance. She has to look exactly the same when the next season starts.

So if she wanted to, she hasn't been and now she can. She doesn't exist to be attractive to you. She doesn't. She be attractive to you. She doesn't. She's got a husband. She got married last year. She got married? Yeah, to Bon Jovi's son. Wow.

Yeah, they've been together for a very long time. They got married. Both of their parents got married in their very early 20s, so they kind of have been shown it can happen. And she's just not existing to be hot for you. Believe it or not, a woman in the industry. And she's about to be again at the end of this year thrown massively into the spotlight with Stranger Things,

the final season coming out. She's going to be everywhere. Yeah. Actually, is it still on your Instagram, Meg, the stuff you put up yesterday on your story? Yeah, where Sydney Sweeney was at the Vanity Fair party at the Oscars looking like a thousand out of ten, societally perfect and you know

just is and then I looked through the comments that she got which were a lot of men and also I didn't put them up but I saw a lot of women as well just saying how disgusting and untrapped she was they couldn't they didn't get the hype go and check it out it's worth a watch just Megan on here yeah Megan on here if you want my stories

on Instagram click to the story and just see the people the comments I've made, and then Meg zooms in on their photos, their profile. And it's like, these are the type of people, if you're copying criticism online, it's these types of people, and you're just like, why do I care what this dude thinks? It must be hard, though, when they're en masse. Like, you know, Sticks and Stones, Maroon's World will never hurt me,

but when people are saying words en masse, it's hard to avoid, I'd imagine. You're damn right. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. Let's give away some cash or prizes. Cash or prizes. The person that is lucky to play surprise fries, sorry, McDonald's surprise fries for the first time is Kayleigh. Hi, Kayleigh.

Morning, how are you? Hi, darling. We're good, we're good. How was beautiful Christchurch? Oh, we love Christchurch. It's been raining all night. Oh, bugger. Cozy.

That's actually really, that's considerate of Christchurch, though. Let's just, if we've got to do the rain thing, let's do it at night. Will everyone sleeping? And then it can be beautiful during the day. It'll be gorgeous blue skies today, I bet. Yeah. Yeah, you got that too, right, eh, Clint? Yeah, yeah.

We've got $4,000 worth of prizes to give away to celebrate the return of Macca's surprise prize. We're giving you the opportunity to choose. So that's it, Kayleigh. You get to take your $100 now, or Dan can go and peel off the surprise prize for you. Yeah, and I will say this. Sometimes, oh, what a prize. And then other times you're like, damn it, I should have taken the money. What do you want to do today, first day?

Yeah, I've heard this game before. I'd love to take Meg's money, but I'm going to go for the risk. They always risk it. Alright,

100 bucks is given back and Dan is gonna go over to the McDonald's surprise. I'm sorry, Meg. You'll find Ellie and Dan gets to do this part. This is a different sort of game. Here I am. What's the prize? The prize that Kaylee has won is.

Some Werther's Original Lollies. Whoa, this is for the first time, come on. Some Werther's original lollies! Oh. Whoa! This is for the first time. Come on. Bless you, Kayleigh. She still gave a woo-hoo and played along. Now the question is, is it $100 worth of them? No, just a packet.

Kayleigh's right. For the first one, you were expecting, like, I think I'm firing out of the blocks, but clearly not. Yeah, come on, Clint. Hey. I know. Come on, Clint. I would have done what you did, Kayleigh, but now in hindsight. Yeah.

Come on, Clint. You're dirty. Come on, Clint, man. You could have done a better prize there. Hey, do you know what? I blame Dan. Every time Meg peels the board, it's something amazing. And then Dan has a go, and it sucks.

Yeah, Dan, you're fired. You can win from millions of prizes, including Prezi, Deliver Easy, NZ Sale gift cards, Merlin annual attraction passes, and City Beach vouchers. Sorry, Kayleigh. Sort of rub it in your face, mentioning all the other cool stuff you could win.

Plus weekly draws for your chance to win $10,000 cash. Surprise, surprise. Maccas is back. Okay, we'll play again same time tomorrow. Best of luck. Yeah, well done. Clint, Meg, and Dan on the edge. You may have missed it. Best of luck. Yeah, well done. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge.

You may have missed it. You say Kieran Culkin, who you all remember is the young kid that was drinking Pepsi all the time in Home Alone. He's done other things since. But he was

Kevin McAllister's younger brother. He went on and won a Grammy. Crazy thing was, I wouldn't have thought out of all the Home Alone cast, he's winning the Grammy. Oh, 100%.

What's his name, Buzz? He must be looking on going, oh, man. What's Buzz doing? He was the older brother, eh? They had the tarantula. He played, I saw him on a Netflix TV show where he was like a security guard, you know, like neighborhood watch warden guy.

I don't think he's winning an Oscar for it, but this was the deal that Kieran Culkin's wife made him if he won, an Oscar. And she turned to me, I swear to God this happened, it was just over a year ago. She said, I will give you four when you win an Oscar. Four kids. She promised him a fourth kid because he wanted more

and said, are you an Oscar? Sure. Well, it's because she never believed in him. That's actually sad, eh? I think she should have because he's an excellent actor and he's not just done this movie as well. I mean, Succession, have you seen him in that? He is so good in that TV show on HBO. So he deserves the win.

I guess you've got to be given a role to a really gritty film that even puts you in contention for an Oscar. You know, if you're doing comedy and Netflix sort of rom-coms, you're not getting Oscars for that. I think so. But yeah, that was a promise that he made that in theory his wife has to keep for him. Do you reckon they do it?

I don't. I don't. Do you think so? No. Nah, she would have said it as a joke and now it's like, oh, now we get a full kit. But surely that decision is more important than, well, a deal's a deal.

Wow, it's the mum's decision, isn't it? It's her body. It is indeed. So what's the big promise that's been made to you or have you made with somebody? We're going to try and get Jenny on next, actually, who's made a very expensive promise to a daughter of hers. But some of them who have come through,

I got paid $100 a week to not move out when I was 18. How good is that? So once you hit 18, just getting $100 a week to stay at home, live at home. Yeah, I think that's, I mean, that's great. But then when do the parents get to a point where they're like,

okay, you're 27 now, there has to be a cut off. Yeah, I moved out at like 24 almost. So imagine that, six years of $100 a week. Yeah, not bad at all. I mean, Meg does the quick maths on that. $100 a week,

there's 52 weeks in the year, so that's $5,300 of it yet. Did she just do good math? Or bad math? Bad math. Bad math. 500 and something. Dad didn't even know.

Yeah. Wait, wait, there's 52 weeks in the year, and it's $100 a week. Yeah. $5,200 times six. $5,000, 12,000, that's $13,000. What? 5,000 times six is 12,000. Yeah.000 $5,000 times 6

is $12,000 you're joking aren't you even I know I'm terrible at maths and I can see $11,000 round it up because then

you would have because it would have been a little bit $5,000 times 6 is $30,000 but it wasn't $5,000 it was $5,200 okay well so it's

more than $30,000 I'm confused I know clearly clearly so I could have made over $ 5,000, it was 5,200. Okay, well, so it's more than 30,000. I'm confused. I know. Clearly. Clearly. So I could have made over 30 grand standing on it. Oh, 30 grand. Oh, yeah, well.

What about this, Tex? Can I read the one about the Smurfs? Because I want to know more about this. I'd love to talk to this person. When I was 10, I got a Smurf a month. I don't think that's a euphemism. That's literally like a little toy, Smurf. Smurf toy.

And not to bite my nails. So he was getting a Smurf every month for not biting his nails. Recently sold the entire Smurf collection for $2,500. So if he did that once a month for a year, Meg. Oh, don't do this again. Yeah, you can buy vintage Smurf figurines for very good money online. So he must have got the ones that were the originals. Okay, what about the weight loss the ones that were the originals. Wow.

Okay, what about the weight loss one? Yeah, that's wild. So it wasn't them, but I went to school with a guy who was paid $1,000 a kg of weight loss. He was 16 and he got 10 grand. God. Lost 10 kilos at 16? I've lost 8 kgs since the start of the year.

I wish I had that deal. No, 8 kilos since Jan? Yeah. Wow. 8 kgs. Don't look so surprised. You can see it's mostly off my gut. Wow, that's amazing. Is that 8 kilos?

Oh, Meg. I think I've found your 8 kgs. But I just, the amount of Doritos and muffins you eat from the vending machine, how are you doing that? You should share that diet online. I was eating like three packs a day.

Now it's just one. Oh, okay. Had a muffin yesterday. Oh, bugger. That was a real weak moment. Right now we want to know what is the big promise that was made to you or you made to somebody else? Morning, Jenny.

Morning. What was the contract that you made with your daughter? It actually wasn't me. It was my husband. So the contract was made, or the promise was made, that starting with the 18th birthday, every birthday until she was 24,

if she didn't get a tattoo, he would pay her $1,000. Wow. And so how old is she now? She just turned 24 on Friday. And is she still tattoo-less? She is. So part of that contract was, for example, if she turned 21 and she got a tattoo,

she had to pay back the money that he had already paid her. That's a good idea. Now that she is five days outside of the contract, she can do whatever she likes, and Dad's probably sweating bullets that he's paid her five grand so that she can go and pay for her tattoo. Yeah, she's got a bit of a Pinterest board going of what she wants. I think the purpose behind the contract with my husband and her

was he just wanted her to be at an age where she could really think about what she wanted. Because it is very permanent, right? I was very young when I first got them and I have regrets. Jenny, what are your regrettable tattoos? Oh, oh my goodness. I got my first one when I was 16 with a fake ID in Australia. Oh my gosh, it's the Rolling Stones emblem

with the lips. The tongue, the lips. Hardcore, whereabouts is it? Oh, um, on my bum. Oh mum, that is unfair. Your daughter's not out until 24 and you've got a tongue tabled on your

ass at 16. Thanks Jenny. No problems at all. You have a good day. that's why. Thanks, Jenny. No problems at all. You have a good day. See you, Jenny. Bye. That's crazy. That's double standards, Mum.

Karma's coming to get you. But she's obviously made the mistake and she doesn't want her daughter to make the same. Yeah, I get that. But it is a bit. I said it was a bit. Yeah. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. With a share of $50,000.

Cash. With the edge cash-strapped. Stra50,000. Cash. With the edge. Cash trapped. Trapped. Trapped. All right, if you're strapped for cash, text us, cash, to 3343. Let us know we need cash for,

and we'll give it away at 7 and 8 every morning until we give away $50,000. Meg, I'd love you to put this vest on, actually, because I tell you what, when you put it on, you feel like Batman. That was not a good Batman. I'm Batman. No, you sound like the cookie monster wearing a black vest.

Yeah, still not Batman. That's why I'm not Batman, because I eat too many cookies that don't fit into the suit. And it looks like a baby Bjorn. It looks like you're wearing, this should be a little baby. Yeah, like a pouch for a toddler or something. All right, okay, well it doesn't look like Batman. We have Rosie playing this morning. Hi, Rosie. I love that name All right. Okay. Well, it doesn't look like Batman. We have Rosie playing this morning. Hi, Rosie.

I love that name. Hello. Hi. Rosie, you're a midwifery student, correct? Yeah. How exciting. How long have you been into midwifery for and working for it? Well, I'm in my third year of studying, but I've wanted to do it since I was about 13,

so seven years that I've been into it. Where do you study for that? Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Midwifery? I wish. I'm at AUT. AUT? Well, what I know about midwives is that they are very hardworking

with the hours that they do and what they commit to, and I know they don't get paid very well. So I will give you $300. I hope that will help for maybe a week of something, either buying something nice for yourself or doing some sort of groceries. Okay. $300, all yours. There you go, Rosie.

Nice generous offer from Meg there. Or you could come to Batman. Okay. Now, I don't know exactly what is in the vest. I know the only thing that can go off is past experience, Rosie, and at 8 o'clock yesterday, Meg offered $200 and Dan had $1,000.

Are they going to go big twice in a row? That's up to you. What do you think? Oh, I do hope. Oh, I don't even know. I know. $1,000. Oh, I do hope. Oh, I don't even know. I know. $1,000.

I don't know if I've got that today. I don't know if I've got $1,000 today. Put it this way. Would you be more gutted taking $300 knowing you could have had a grand or leaving with almost bugger all and you're like, damn, I could have had $300. Which rips you nighty more? Which one will keep you up at night? I think I'll just check

the 300 because at the end of the day it's $300. Good on you. I hope Dan's got a low number for you, Rosie, too. Yeah, but the thing is, even if I do have a big number, she came with nothing, she leaves with $300. Yeah, and many people have left with

a hell of a lot less because they've run the risk. Okay. Alright, Dan, let's check it out. So you came with nothing. You got $300. Ooh, I've just reached into the pouch. If you'd gone with me, you could have gone home with $1,500. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. That's fine. I'm so sorry. The thing is, you don't know what is going to be in the vest. Yeah. Oh, well, $300, all yours for just making a phone call. Yeah.

Yeah, at least you haven't gone home with like $2.50. That's actually, $300 is a good amount. Yeah. Yeah. Not as good as $1,500. Yeah, well, we know that. Anyone who's decent at maths is aware. Have I told you guys that I hate this game?

How many times have I said that? I feel a little responsible there. I feel like Rosie might have gone the vest, and then I was like, which would you feel worse about? Yeah. Now I really do feel like Batman. Yeah. Why?

Actually, no, the Joker. Yeah, more the Joker, yeah. Or the penguin. Clint, Meg, and Dan on the edge. You may have seen this video doing the rounds. I first saw it on the New Zealand Herald Instagram and a whole lot of different fishing pages have picked it up and shared it on their social media

and TikTok and Insta of a dolphin jumping up into the air and landing into a fishing boat with three lads in the middle of a fishing con. Oh, that's unreal. Just landed on the boat. Snapped all the rocks. What the...

How the f*** am I going to get around? The boys are on. The boys are on. We've got Skipper, an owner of the boat, Dean, and the lads in the car with Dean this morning. Morning, bro. Hey, morning. How's it going? Yeah, so explain to us, Dean, what happened

if people haven't seen the video before. You didn't expect this to happen, right? It just jumped straight onto the boat. Yeah, as we were approaching a little bit of a workup and that all of a sudden yeah this thing just appeared out of nowhere and landed in the boat and just yeah went off like a grenade. 400 kilos or anything moving at pace towards who's gonna do some damage any of you guys injured? Nah one of the boys had some sort of hairline fractures on his arm he got a

bit of a copping beating from the tail. Oh, yeah. So we're very lucky that that's all we've got. We've got some lost and broken gear and some serious damage to the boat. But other than that, we're all in one piece. So that's the best thing to take away from it. And, Dean, what I love the most about the story is that a bunch of lads are in a fishing boat and I've seen that you held an umbrella over this dolphin and were consistently wetting it with

a hose to keep it cool but not putting it in its blowhole and I just think it's so lovely, what a lovely little idea that you guys did everything you can to keep this dolphin safe and alive I just think that's so nice to hear, great story with it. Yeah yeah well that's our responsibility

after that once the boat was okay we were like well we've got a live dolphin we've got to try and look after now and figure out what to do next. When you let it back into the wild, because you see movies with dolphins where they come and thank you and they stick their beak out of the water. Turn around and give you a tail wave. Or anything like that.

We didn't actually release it because we had it in the boat for about an hour and a half. Oh, and then you decided to chop it up for sashimi. Oh, stop. Yeah. No, no, no, no. So yeah, we met a team from DOC and a dolphin specialist

who assessed it and they had it in the water for a while and I believe they took it back out to the ocean close to where it sort of jumped on our boat and then they tried to

reunite it with its pods. Cute, because I was wondering that. I was like, oh, that's so nice. You guys kept it alive but you drove it a long way from its home and I mean, dolphins with its pods. Cute, because I was wondering that. I was like, oh, that's so nice. You guys kept it alive. But you drove it a long way from its home. And, I mean, dolphins are smart creatures. Oh, well, this has been a fantastic story.

Make sure you check it out on our podcast, which will be out later today. Yeah, and I hope all the boys chipped in to buy your new gear, Dean, after the dolphins snapped it all. Oh, well, you know, we're in the process of trying to sort that stuff out. Yeah, that's a real, that's a crazy insurance claim, right?

You'd have to submit video evidence. Shout out to Lisa from Okuma. She's already come to the party and replaced the broken rods that some of the boys lost.

Oh, sick. So yeah, it's been good. Awesome, man. A hell of a story. It's going to put a lot of pressure on your next trip out

with the lads, no doubt. Yeah, thank you. What a yarn. Hard to beat that one. Yeah. Hard to beat her. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. We've got Bella. Good morning. Hello, guys. How old are you, Bella?

I'm 24. 24, okay. Just a young little baby. Right bang smack in the middle of the Gen Z age bracket. Almost. But this is a quiz, the Gen Z quiz, that if you're a millennial or a Gen Xer, you should absolutely nail every week five out of five. If you're a Gen Zer, you may struggle,

and that is why we play this game, to educate the Gen Zers of things that happened before they were alive. Megan, I don't know if you agree with this, but if you're a Gen Zer, or actually just a Gen Zer, and you're listening at home or in the car, Bella is your representative. Yes, it's correct. She's the person that is representing you, but you can play along. The nation of Gen Z and you're listening at home or in the car. Bella is your representative. Yes. She's the person that is representing you, but you can play along.

The nation of Gen Zs. Yeah. Proud to do that. Okay, so your best score is four out of five. Let's see if you can get a perfect score. Okay. Here is your first question. In what year did Friends first air?

Oh. 1997? Incorrect. Close. 1994 was the correct answer. I knew it wouldn't have been the 2000s. So we can't get a five out of five. Unfortunately, we still could get a four.

Let's see. This is a nice easy one for you, Bella. Feel good about this one. Name this movie. Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls. Titanic. Yes! She's got one.

That came out in 1997. Right, okay. How many times have you seen that movie, by the way? Quite a lot. I love that film. Titanic Yes She's got one That came out in 1997 Right okay How many times Have you seen that movie By the way Quite a lot I love that film I love young

Leonardo DiCaprio Yeah It's one of my favourite Movies Titanic So well done Okay here's your Next question What TV show

Is this And before we play it We have done this Question before And Yaz Who was playing In your place Got it wrong

Everywhere I loved the show Everywhere It's a heart It's a heart And Yaz, who was playing in your place, got it wrong. Oh, I loved the show. Some family. Um, The Breakfast Club? Oh, no. Close, though? No, not at all. It got a reboot on Netflix. It's Full House.

No, I don't know that. It got Fuller House. I'd never watched Fuller House, despite the fact that I loved Full House growing up. It got a reboot on Netflix. It's Full House. No, I don't know that. It got Fuller House. I'd never watched Fuller House, despite the fact that I loved Full House growing up. It got panned by the critics for Full House. Yeah, it didn't last very long, did it? What is this commercial advertising? Sorry.

Advertising. What's an advertising? Flix and Ace? What is that? What's that? What are we going to do? I want a mixed grill covered in sauce. I want a mix grilled covered in salt. I want a mix grilled covered in salt.

Enough greasy jokes to feed off. Enough greasy jokes to feed off. Here's the key. I want my Mullenberg. Oh. That's it. I knew it. Well, the M came in way.

But what do they say? I want a grilled covered in salt. What do they say? Sauce, I think. Sauce. Yeah. Okay, well done. Is it bread? No. Yeah, M came in the way. But what do they say? I want a grill covered in salt. What do they say? Sauce, I think. Sauce. Yeah. Okay, well done. Is it bread?

No. Yeah, Mollenburg is a bread type of bread. Okay, here's your final question. Name one, just one, of the artists that feature on this song. There's the main one. 50 Cent. Oh, he wishes he wrote this song Unfortunately, it's Dan's favourite rapper

Tupac Oh Yes Who I just learned a couple of years ago died from being shot Yeah, not cancer Like he originally died from cancer No, no He didn't, no

Drive-by shooting in Las Vegas Yeah Way to go Yeah, one of the greatest rappers of all time And I'd love to know what kind of music he'd be making now If he was still alive No, he didn't. No, drive-by shooting in Las Vegas. Yeah. What a way to go. Yeah, one of the greatest rappers of all time, and I'd love to know what kind of music he'd be making now if he was still alive. I also would have taken Dr. Dre as well. He also was on that song as well.

Yeah, unfortunately, you got neither. What did I get, two? Two. Woo! No, that's not a pass. I wouldn't woo. Yeah, I don't think it's worth a woo. It's not a woo-hoo moment.

Back again next Absolutely not Next week We'll continue playing Until you get a perfect score Thank you Webgill Bella No way Clint, Meg and Dan

On the Edge Four nights a week I've been addicted to Marriott At First Sight Australia We've had John Akin in I think he's in Next week Yeah next Monday he's in

And then we also have Jackie as well No sorry not Jackie Jamie Who is with Dave Who actually is one of the only couples that is genuinely loving the experience and getting along with their partner. And there has to be a couple

that survive the show, I think, to be able to hang any sort of success on the series. I don't remember if last season had one, but... That was my question to both of you, actually, because I'm not watching the show. I can't stand that sort of crap television, personally. But, is there any couple this year that genuinely you're like,

oh, yeah, they're going to... Yeah, there's actually probably a couple. I don't want to bog down the names of anyone who's not watching it. Rhi and Jeff, I think they'll make it out. And Dave and Jamie. I think they'll make it out. Because you always want one couple to kind of like... I like it when there's one couple you're like,

oh, they're going to make it. At least they're there, you know? The problem is there are so many couples that aren't. It looks like over the seasons of Married at First Sight, from what I can see, about 14. No, maybe more than that. What's 8 times 3? It's 24.

Yeah, 24. 24 couples are still together. And that's how they justify scenes like this, I guess. I actually don't want to talk to any of you right now. I've spoken to people I have an interest in talking to, and it's not either of you. What? Are you joking?

That's actually really f***ing rude. Watch your f***ing phone. Watch your f***ing phone. Karina, don't even defend her right now. Yeah, so that's Jamie. She's going to be on the show with us next week. I think in the beginning you're like, ooh, of course there's going to be little tiffs.

You've married a stranger and you're slowly starting to get the real side of who they are the more you live with them. Maybe it's just got to a peak toxic point for me. Yeah, where I'm just like, I'm out. When people let their walls down a little bit. For the first wee while, you'd be like, best behaviour. You want to be known as the angel on screen, I imagine.

And then if there isn't enough drama, then they'll focus on what the dramatic thing was over and over and it's having the same conversations. And I'm just like, okay, I think I'm done. I put it on my Insta and was like, deaf, I'm over maths or no way, I love all of it. 69% of people that jumped on the poll said they're over it. And then 30% were like, no way, can't get enough

of it. I think what they've done and look, maybe it's clever from some perspective, but I think they've jumped the shark in terms of just putting too much drama in now, because they have to better every season, right? They have to bring out the... That's the thing, right? More dramatic, more dramatic. How are they going to top last season? And now you're kind of like, oh, this is

just, like, unbelievable. It's just too, right? More dramatic, more dramatic. How are they going to top last season? And now you're kind of like, oh, this is just unbelievable. It's just like no one's that horrible in real life. Well, and then there are, I've heard other success story rumours. Maybe we can chat to John, relationship expert, afterwards. Supposedly, if anyone is watching, what's her face? Jackie, crazy eyes. Yeah. Just for reference.

That's what she's been called Throughout the series Crazy Eyes Jackie Supposedly she ends up with Clint The rich golfer Supposedly they're dating On social media You can see

There have been rumours But who knows Who knows You get caught up in these lives I just find myself Getting angrier now I first used to watch it And used to love it

Now I find myself getting angry Yeah So that's what That's why it's made To make people like you angry. Exactly, because then people will like, I think, eventually either walk away

or be addicted to it. I mean, if you love drama and you love being a fly on the wall with drama, Jesus, that's the show for you. Maybe if you're sitting, and it makes you feel better if you're sitting there

with your partner going, God, we are so good, you and me. We don't do any of that stuff. We're so good. Even if you were a bit arguey, you could watch that show and be like, oh God, we know we're that bad. God, you are so good. Even if you were a bit arguey, you could watch that show and be like,

oh God, we know we're that bad. God, you are so... Do you know what? You're lucky to have me. I don't do any of that stuff. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. The things we do for love, eh? Yeah.

What's his face? Who won an award at the Oscars? Adrian Brody, yes. So his wife, actually the ex-wife of Harvey Weinstein and his two children, Adrian Brody. Yeah, Adrian Brody was talking

about his two kids, well, his two stepkids in his speech, his acceptance speech. Those are Harvey Weinstein's kids. He went out to do his speech, realised or remembered he had gum in his mouth and instead of just swallowing it or putting it under his tongue or something, he decided it was a good idea to throw it to his wife who was

dressed up to the nines where she leaped and caught it. And it wasn't, at that time I was just like, huh. And I thought, it's just funny the things that we do for love

that we don't find, that are kind of gross but we don't find them gross. The things that will like investigate bodily wise. I mean, I remember one time, no.

What time was that? Oh no. What it sounds like she's looked at something on someone's body Investigate bodily wise Did you mean ingest? No

She means like looking At a part of a body Which perhaps that person Couldn't see Yes And Meg's gone in And had a look And been the doctor

And going Can you check out Can you check out This thing Oh no I know the story You were about to share Don't do that

But that's You know But that's something You don't blink at it when you're in love with somebody. If they're in pain or worried about something and health-wise,

you just check it out and you go, nah, that's a hemorrhoid. Although, if I did have a hemorrhoid, I'm not getting anyone, I'm going to the doctor. I'm not getting Meg to look at it. No.

But like, first before you go to the doctor, it's seven. No, not even Hannah. No. Not even Hannah. But your first thought was, oh, should I get Meg? No, I won't get Meg. No, but I was imagining myself as it's seven. No, not even Hannah. No, but it's seven. Not even Hannah. But your first thought was, oh, should I get Meg?

No, I won't get Meg. No, but I was imagining myself as Meg's husband. Oh, right. Yeah, so not. But, like, if it's 8 p.m. at night and you're like, hey, I've got this pain, I wouldn't be worried about, I mean, my husband has seen it all. After giving birth and stuff, obviously, he has helped shower me. I mean, the fact that he gave birth to medical marvel in itself. You know what she meant.

He's naughty. And I think that's one thing, you know, giving birth and like pregnancy as a husband, I'd imagine you see a lot more, you know. Yeah, and also afterwards the care that you have to do for them and stuff. Adrian Brody, who was going up to get the Oscar, his

wife understood the assignment so quickly, eh? As soon as he went and threw it, she was just right there, both hands, like I got it. Adrian Brody, who was going up to get the Oscar, his wife understood the assignment so quickly, eh? As soon as he went and threw it, she was just right there both hands, like, I got it.

Dan and I, and Meg tried it yesterday. It's up on Own Story, if you do want to check it out. Dan and Meg both caught my gum that had been in my mouth. Yeah, I did drop it afterwards,

but yeah. Surprising we both caught it. Bless you. Getting a little close as a team. Yeah, okay, so, what's the questionable or weird or gross thing that... we both caught it. Bless you. We're getting a little close as a team. Yeah, okay, so what's the questionable

or weird or gross thing? That proves you're in love. Maybe that you did for love. Maybe if it's an ex you sit there and go I can't believe I did that for them. Or maybe if you're in love now you're like, oh, I guess

that would have been a bit weird where I bit off their toenail like, clippings. I don't know. Why bite it off? What if you had no scissors and they couldn't get to it? I don't know.

I'm trying to think. I'd be like, babe, I'll go to Gimma's warehouse tomorrow. I'm trying the door. Do I bite it off? What? What if you had no scissors and they couldn't get to it? I don't know. I'm trying to think. I'd be like, babe, I'll go to Kimmer's Warehouse tomorrow. I'm trying to think. I mean, the filter is you would do it for this person, but not for anyone else. Yeah. You know, like, could you say kids as well? Because there's a lot of things you'd maybe do for a child

that you'd never do for another adult. Yeah, very, very true. Things that you do for love that you're like, that was disgusting. You know when people suck out the snot? Yeah, put their mouth over the baby's nose. Yeah, I would never do that for anybody else, but I would do that. Yeah, okay.

Love makes you do crazy things. What did it make you do? You can go to Chemist Warehouse and get implements for that as well, Meg. Yeah, honestly. No, I haven't done that. You just go to Chemist Warehouse. It's going to blow your mind.

You'll be like, oh my God. Just look at all the things they have. What is the questionable gross thing you've done for love? And you would only do it because you were in love with them and not because you kind of like them. Yeah, I feel like if you've been in a long-term relationship, everybody's been there at one point where maybe they got really sick. We all know that doing a meg is when I got extremely, extremely

ill. I had a very, very bad case of some sort of gastrovirus and my husband helped clean me up. You don't. We don't need the song. I promise we don't need the song. It's quite a good song, Oakland.

The story is finished and now we're moving on and we're moving on to something else. But you know what? It would be good to be wrapped up with a song. Right. Well, I want people to text in 3343 or call in 0800 The Edge. I am sorry when I did say that people suck out snot of their toddlers. Somebody was eating a bacon and egg pie,

which they've now been put off of. So I do apologize for that. Oh, that's sad because I love a bacon and egg pie. Somebody else texted in, apply the hemorrhoid cream for my partner. That's exactly the kind of thing I'm looking for. That's a common one. You're not going to do that for a friend or a co-worker, but you do it because you love them. This one person texted through, which is one I didn't expect we'd get,

but I lied as a reference for my hubby saying I was his manager when he was a forklift driver. So she's just pretended to be a reference. Oh, that's totally not what we meant. But I guess it's still doing something for love. I guess it's a questionable thing. It's not gross, but yeah. A lot of people texting through saying they're popping their patties. Popping pimples, getting out ingrown.

To be fair, I love getting out ingrown hairs on my husband. I'll put a little headlamp on, get on in there with a little needle. I feel like you're going caving. Jesus. How deep is the crevasse? Crevasse. She's like, okay, guy, if you don't hear from me in 10 minutes, come see me.

Come see me. Pull the rope. All right, Sue. Morning. Morning. Sue, what is the gross or questionable thing that you've done for love? Oh, okay. So it was quite a few years ago.

He actually is my ex-husband. But at the time, he came back from Africa. And he was complaining that he had like a really sore, the sore on his butt. And I thought, okay. Then he said, well, it's actually, I'm sure there's something in there. And I was like, you know, you can't be real. And then I, so I got, you know, I got it really close. And with my tweezers, and I went in there and honestly pulled like, you know, you can't be real. And then I felt like, you know, I got it really close and with my tweezers and I went in

there and honestly pulled out this huge maggot. That is disgusting. I would have left him. Now, I would have come up and gone, you disgusting man. You've got a maggot in your bum. Get out of my house. She said X. Exactly, and I hope that's what happened.

Disgusting. Talk to Sue again Unbelievable Sue? No I know, it is, yeah How long did you stay with the maggots? Yeah, after the maggot pulling How long before you left?

I don't know, a few years Oh, Sue! No, well, it's too long Okay, there's a lot coming through now Everyone's kind of got it now Oh my goodness me Now Amy is text through No, we, it's too long. Too long. Okay, there's a lot coming through now. Everyone's kind of got it now. Oh, my goodness me. Now Amy is text through. No, we can't see Amy.

And what she lost in... In a place. In a place. Yeah. And a partner had to find... Fish it out. Get that out. Is that Emma who's on the phone?

No, no, no, Clint. It's Emma's nice and... We'll take Emma. She's nice and safe. Emma, it was crate day. What happened? Well, they decided they would run around in the sheep paddock. Someone sat on a bit of glass.

It happened to be my partner, and Hank had to sew up his butt cheek. Sew up his butt cheek. Oh, so he sewed it on the glass. Yeah. Yeah, it was a bit of glass that sliced it open. He's got a great looking scar now Yeah, because obviously you're the one who did the stitch-up job

Were you not a professional? Nope, not at all I actually almost fainted from the blood Okay I feel like that should have been an A&E trip Yeah, that is an A&E trip Man, yeah God, do you know what?

We need like something to help everyone forget the story from Sue I like it If only we had a song or something to help everyone forget the story from Sue. I like it. If only we had a song or something to... Oh, now Clint. Doing a make. I found it.

Doing a make. This is very old and backwards now. We always talk about forward moving with the break. Yeah, forward move. Come on, Clint. Momentum. Come on, that was a shame you even thought of playing. I found it.

I finally found it. There's lots of text. We might have to go back through these, maybe on the podcast. Girls aren't pulling each other's moon cups, are they?

I mean, come on. I know a friend that has done that for a friend. I don't think I could love anyone that much to do some of the things that people are sending through. Yeah, some of the stuff

we can't read. You guys are disgusting. You do disgusting stuff for love. I mean, I take my hat off to you. That is obsessed love. That is obsessed. No, it's endless. It's meant to be in sickness and in health.

Endless love. Nothing is too gross. Scooping earwax from outside of an ear. Yeah, I'll do that, but I wouldn't squeeze a maggot out of my body. Okay, all right. Clint, Meg and Dan on The Edge. Win a share of $50,000. Cash.

With the edge cash-strapped. Strapped. Strapped. All right. Guaranteed cash winners at seven and eight. Sorry. Every morning. It's said so sexily, isn't it?

Yeah. Strapped. Strapped. Natalia is the person that is meant to play this morning. Hey, Natalia. Hi, how are you? I'm very good. I hear you need a passport, which makes me a little jealous

because why are you going on an overseas trip and I'm not? Where are you going? So we are actually going to Vietnam. I'm taking my mum. Oh, lovely. In June. I actually going to Vietnam. I'm taking my mum. Oh, lovely. I know. In June. I've been to Vietnam.

Awesome place. Oh, you do like the motorbike tour and stuff through the villages. Have you booked a holiday before having a passport? You can do that. You can book without a passport. I did have a passport before I booked, actually. Okay. But we recently moved in.

I left it in my laptop bag, which got stolen out of my car. Oh, bugger. Okay, all right. Okay, I'm back on your team. I'm back on your team, Natalia. I'm a little jealous, but I'm back on your team. Okay. Did mum pay for the holiday because you're going with mum,

or do you not have that luxury? No, we all paid for ourselves. There's me, my two sisters, and my mum. Okay. There's a place in Vietnam, Nha Trang it's called, and there's a show that you can go to there, Natalia.

Oh, Dan, I don't think it's school run. Where there's ping pong balls. Yeah. And I tell you what, the things they do with them, incredible. Yeah, more than just

a little beer pong. Okay. All right. Maybe we'll take a look. So you don't need to get an emergency passport because it's in June. So you can get one

in the standard amount of time. What are we? So three months. I will offer you, let's go $260. Is that about right? $260? Yeah, sounds right. I'd say that's probably more than you'd need.

Really? I don't think so. Okay, good. Oh, well, there we go. I've done that wrong. Great. Damn it. Now, for those who are new to the show,

Natalia now at this point can take the money that Mika's given her. It's actually yours. $206 is yours, Natalia. Or you can give it back and take the risk and go with the unknown cash amount strapped to Dan. Just hold the weight of that money in your hands, Natalia. I know. And then hand it back to me. I said I would be grateful

with what you offered me. Yes, you did. Interesting. I did talk to my partner before coming on and he keeps telling me just take the vest, take the vest, I'll cover it, it's nothing. Did you not just say that's more than enough when it comes to how much you have?

It is more than enough for me, so I feel like... I feel like... It's not more than enough for you and your partner. Yeah, that's what she's trying. I think she wants a little bit more. You know, and I don't know if that's a risk. I mean's trying. I think she wants a little bit more. You know? And I don't know if that's a risk. I mean, it would be great to have a little bit more. Okay.

So, last hour. I don't know. I think I would be grateful with the money. Okay. Oh, so you're going to take the money? We're taking the $2.60. Oh, wait. Is your partner sitting in the background and giving you the sharp eyes?

The slit throat. No, no, no. Okay. It's going to be worse. What's going to be worse? If your partner's proven right and he said you should have taken the vest and you'll never live it down.

What's going to be worse? Okay, the next answer you give us is going to be your official answer. Meg's 260 or the cash strapped to Dan. I'll be grateful for anything so I'll just do the vest. We'll just take the vest.

She's made the decision. She's like, I'm never going to anything, so I'll just do the best. Okay. We'll just take the best. All right. She's made the decision. She's like, I'm never going to live it down. But now, guess what? Guess what, Natalia? If it's less, you can now hold that over his head. Yeah, he's going to be the one who's right or wrong.

Is your partner next to you right now, Natalia? No. That works. Okay. He is listening, though. You need to call him and tell him he's an idiot. $10. Oh.

Well, $10 more than what I had. Exactly. He is paying for that passport out of his money. You tell him today he's working to earn the money for that. $10. Oh, $10 is fine. That can get me a bottle of V. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

For today. You might be able to get a deal maybe. You might be able a bottle of V. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For today. You might be able to get a deal. You might be able to get to Vietnam. You could bribe the passport. No. Yeah, swing by Zed. They'll have a deal. Oh, thank you so much, guys. Yeah, I wonder what $10 New Zealanders and Vietnamese dong.

Yeah. How much dong can you get for $10? Meg? Let's have a look to Vietnamese dong. Yeah. How much dong can you get for 10 bucks? Meg? Let's have a look to Vietnamese dong. She gets 144,000 dongs. That's a lot of dong. Imagine

how much dong she could have got for 260 though. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. We've got a story from Sam just out of the blue who flicked us a text letting us know what's been going on in his life. Yeah, I think this is the sort of thing I really want to happen. I want it to be the norm where if anything happens, like weird stuff, crazy stuff that happens in your life,

your first thought is to go, I must tell my mates Clint, Meg and Dan. Yeah, love that. Yeah, fire us a text. And I think that's what Sam's done. And producer said you need to get Sam's story. So we've got him on this morning. Morning, bro. How are you?

Not too bad. I know this is a bit random, but we have had a heads up from our producer, Carl, that you got your wife quite a unique gift for your anniversary. We don't know anything else about it. And we thought maybe you could tell us. Yeah, tell us what you got for your wife. Well, my wife really, she's been nagging me for a Louis Vuitton bag. Oh, yeah, okay.

And so I thought I'd go one up and get her a one-off one and had my balls tattooed with the Louis Vuitton logo. I didn't want to cut you off. You paused the story. I was like, oh, no, he hasn't got Louis Vuitton tattooed on his sack. So you've got Louis Vuitton logo on one of your sacks. Yeah. Next to my tongue-out, winking, smiley face that I had on a fake stag do a few years ago.

How painful is that? Not too bad. If you pinch your forearm, it hurts a lot more than if you pinch your bag. I can't believe that's your question. That's the question that you guys had. The leading question when he said he got this as a gift for his wife. She went to Louis Vuitton bag and he got the Louis Vuitton logo tattooed on his ball sack.

That was Dan's mind. What was the reaction? Did she love it? Well, she said, **** you and walked out and then came back into the garage because I'd just got home from getting it done. She came back and she was like, let me see it again.

And she found it pretty funny. Right, good. She found the funny side. She was sort of looking around for an actual Louis Vuitton bag. Yeah, she said, that's the gag, and then where's the actual bag? That was it. Yeah, no, that was it. How much did the tattoo cost you?

A couple hundred bucks. No, you can't get a Louis Vuitton bag for that money. Could have gone towards it though Dan What did she get you? Nothing, she's given me two beautiful kids Ah okay Yeah but nothing for this specific anniversary So you went and booked a tattoo appointment

Spent the money Endured the pain For her humour And she got you nothing in return Nah I don't expect anything from her Man sometimes us guys for her humour and she got you nothing in return. No, I don't expect anything from her. Man, sometimes us guys just... You girls don't deserve us. Yeah, I mean the pain you went

through to get that for her, I think that's lovely that you got that logo. What is happening right now? You work with a bunch of lads. Yeah, I think I do. But she can now say she's got a little, you know, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny little handbag. Hold on, hold on, Sam, I don't want to speak to you.

It's not that small. Yeah. Okay, enough, enough, enough, enough, enough. I'm calling it. I'm calling it. Okay, thanks, Sammy. Legend, right? Don't worry, he's right.

He loves Cherry, man. Yeah. That is incredible. They've clearly got a good relationship, those two. You know, a bit of a jokey, man. Yeah. That is incredible. They've clearly got a good relationship, those two. You know, a bit of a jokey, laughy relationship. Yeah. Yeah. It is.

It is always a sad one, eh, when you think you're getting a certain present and it turns out you're getting something else. But it could be the other way around. It could have been that she assumed she'd get a tattoo on a ball bag and he got her an actual Louis Vuitton bag. You know, it could have flipped that way. True.

It's like love, actually. You know that scene where Emma Thompson's character, she thinks she's getting the necklace, but she gets the Joni Mitchell CD. Oh, play the music, Clint. Oh, that song. The dizzy dancing way you have to feel. I'm there right now. She's at the bed and she's making it.

She's straightening the bed. And she fights back the tears. It's different when you're a mum and then she just has to go excited for her kids of going to the play. Wipe the tears and go back downstairs. She should have won the Oscar for that. Just that scene is just so palpable. Let's take some texts on, I thought I was getting fill the blank, but instead they got me fill the blank. So it can be good as well, right?

It could be good, yeah. It could be like you thought you were getting... A ring. No, no, I mean, like, thought you were getting, you would get something like the same old thing that you normally get, like a $20 voucher, but actually they got you something really that you'd be nasty for. Yeah, they got you surprise flights to Fiji for four nights.

You know, just to tell you. But yeah, I just think there are some people that are very obvious with what they want Mum used to cut things out of like Magazines and then stick it on the fridge Just to make it really obvious for her three boys Dad, my brother and I To know what she wanted So you thought you were getting what

But instead they got you what Not a great start from Mari I thought I was getting anything for Valentine's Day Instead I got dumped Unless you got something I thought I was getting anything for Valentine's Day. Instead, I got dumped. Oh, unless you got something. Rough. I thought I was getting what, but instead they got me what. We just had Sam on earlier.

He might have missed him. His wife wanted a Louis Vuitton bag. So he went and got a Louis Vuitton tattooed, like the logo tattooed on his bag. Yuck. Yeah, it's the gift that keeps on giving, really. Yeah. I want to know, what did you think you were getting

and what did you actually get? It could be an upgrade or a downgrade. You can call us 0800-THE-EDGER-KUNOSA-TEX. Yeah, a few texts. I thought I was getting a holiday in Fiji. Ended up spending the weekend in Rotorua, which I've always said is the Fiji of New Zealand. And I'll tell you what, Fiji doesn't have a luge. It's true.

It also doesn't have boiling water coming out of the ground. I mean, we've got pools and stuff. It also doesn't smell a luge. It's true. It also doesn't have boiling water coming out of the ground. I mean, then we've got pools and stuff. It also doesn't smell like farts. So, you know, there's a lot of stuff

I don't know why that's a selling point. I love the smell of the sulphur. Meg, before we go to calls, what about this one? I thought I was getting a diamond ring

and there's a few people texting that in by the way because you're like, all right, you're in the waiting room. A diamond ring and being proposed to. Instead,

it was a small square box with a key to a new car. I was pretty gutted. Delaying our future with needless gifts again. That's... I see her point. What if she didn't need a car and he's just gone and spent like tens of thousands of dollars on something she didn't need and sounds like he put it inside an engagement box

when he knows that she wants a ring. I think that's just like weird mental games. Or do you think that... When somebody's expecting an engagement and they get a ring and they put it in a ring box and they go, shame, it's a car. But a key fits inside. A key is small, so it fits inside a small box.

But she didn't want a car. Why couldn't she go and pick her own car? Depends on the car. If it was a Kia, it'd be a little bit like... Oh, I think anyone who's getting a bit miffed about getting a brand new car would be Kia, I'd be a little bit like... Oh, I think anyone who's getting a bit miffed about getting a brand new car would be like... I'd be miffed. If my husband went out and bought a brand

new car for me and goes, here's your car, I'd be like, where'd you get that money? How come I didn't... I don't like red. And then what if I said, look in the glove box. And then... Oh yeah, look in the glove box and open it up. But then surely, he's like, why are you upset? Because I want you to marry me! And he's like, yeah, I know, but I'm starting to question the decision.

Let's go to Dawn Lee. Oh, I had to do the edge. Hey, Dawn Lee, you were also thinking you were going to get an engagement ring. I did. Okay, did you get like a brand new car instead? Yeah, he took me away on an anniversary holiday instead. Took you away on a holiday? On an anniversary holiday instead, which I'd argue was a pretty good gift.

Did he propose on said holiday? Yeah, so he then takes me, you know, fly fishing. And admittedly, it was a cleverly disguised honeymoon. Maybe you should ask him for a new phone on your next birthday. Oh, I can't hear her very well. I believe she thought she was getting a ring but she got a fly fishing rod. So not quite. Fly fishing rod.

She goes, I don't even fly fish. And he goes, yeah, I do a bit. So if you don't use it, I'll probably get the use out of it. Imagine if he put a ring on the end of the fishing rod. Now that's a good way to propose. Justin. I don't know. Hello. Hello, Justin. What did you think you were going to get as a gift and what did you actually get? So I was always thinking I was just going to get normal,

like the typical socks and undies. I've got kids and all that sort of stuff, so the typical to it. And I'd always wanted a, like trying to find a, like really flamboyant pink pair of shoes. And my wife got a custom pair of fluorescent pink Nike Jordans made with my name and age and my date of birth on the side of it. She's a keeper.

And what did you get her Justin that year? I got her a triple way which is what she wanted but a much bigger one so I got her a luxury hotel holiday and all that sort of stuff. And Justin when did you win Lotto? The day he got married. No.

My wife is the woman that starts organising Christmas Boxing Day of the previous year. Oh, I love her. So she gets everything planned up and stuff ready for the following year. My kind of girl. Her love language is giving and gift giving. Yeah. I love that. Oh, most definitely.

Well, you can give back to her, Justin. We're going to send you our Edge Must Have for this week. The Lancome Genifique Ultimate Serum, valued at $260. Visibly proven results in just one week. She can try it today. Mate, thank you. You can just use it for your own skin. Of course, it's true.

You can share it. Everyone's got skin. Helps repair skin and signs of ageing. And like they have in the slogan for Lancome Genifique, everyone has skin. Yeah, I love that. It's actually not their real slogan, so it might get a little miffed if I start spreading that rumour.

Everyone has skin. That's the way you say it. Everyone's got skin. Okay. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. Let's get into it. What's in Dan's Google history? Is it sexy? Is it sexy?

Is it weird? Will it solve a great big mystery? Or just something you would fear? This Dan's Google history goes out to Dan's wife, Hannah. Hannah, if you're listening, start checking your man's Google history. Oh, I can explain anything that's in here. I can explain. I'm just saying, Hannah, if you have come into a bit of money,

here's finding ways to spend it. First, he Googled what's a good credit score. Then directly afterwards, he looked up tickets in Vegas to see Adele. And then after that, he searched Formula One Lego times 14. 14 times he looked up Formula One Lego. I can explain all three of them. I needed to get a credit check because I was moving into a new house and they do credit checks, so I wanted to check my credit score.

Vegas Lego. Who doesn't love Lego? Not Vegas. Formula One Lego and a Dallin Vegas. You're combining the searches, so you can't explain it. He's like, I love Vegas Lego. So a Dallin Vegas. I just wanted to see if she was doing any more shows.

She's not, so we're not going to Vegas now. So cross that off. That was the only reason. Yeah, don't get Hannah's hopes up. And second of all, the Lego, I just wanted to buy some for my son George. Oh, BS! He's got one Lego, he's one year old! He says on the package

he's six and up or whatever. No, this was like a 12 plus, it was the Technics. One time, just randomly in the middle of nowhere Clint Outside of nothing else He just googled Ritalin I was home at that

I was home when I did that I wasn't in the middle of nowhere I mean like in the middle of your searches There was nothing else that would have led to that You just searched the word Ritalin Why? I think it was probably spelling To see how it's spelt

Oh right Yeah sometimes I just google something to see what it's spelt like He googled recipes with noodles and cheese and then he clicked on cheesy noodles. That's because we had noodles. This was not last night, the night before. We had noodles in the pantry and some cheese. Yeah, I'm guessing that, Dan.

What can I do with those two ingredients? And what did you make? Cheesy noodles. Cheesy noodles. But we did add some frozen peas. Oh, that's good. That's good. He Googled, Dan Googled rash on foot,

and then can jandals cause foot rash? Oh, I was telling Clint about this this morning. Yeah, I'm going to get punished with the story twice now. Yeah, it's just that my son had leather shoes on. Oh, right. And they gave him a rash, so no more leather for him. Leather for a one-year-old must be nice. How much money has he come into?

No, no. He was looking up gym pants for men. And then this is a really... Gym pants? Gym pants for men. Just like tight little pants. Tight little pants. He's got too much money.

And then this one is a strange one of how he got to where he ended up. So he started off Googling, how do I know if I'm going deaf? And then hearing check. This was last night. And then he Googled wax in ear then wax cause hearing loss and then wax Mustang

oh that was accidental because I typed wax and I think it auto populated to wax Mustang and I was like what's this got to do with my ears I was like

that's just your train of thought he's a rapper the final one to end on this week he's very good actually Dan's Google history you've got to have some goals

and I see you doing that with how to get on this segment. Yeah, he's very good actually. Dan's Google history. You've got to have some goals and I see you doing that with how to get on Taskmaster New Zealand. Which is obviously something you want to do. Yeah. Did you find out? I think it just says

it's really hard to get on there and they were talking about the British one so I'd imagine they'd take any bloody F-lister in Auckland, New Zealand. Yeah.

Yeah. Is that why you're trying to become a comedian? Because they normally only hire comedians. Yeah, it's all to just get on Taskmaster. It's a long play. I don't even know if there's another season left. It's a very long play. You know how you don't have your chances by getting on?

By saying that they take any bloody F-lister. I'd imagine they'd frown upon that sort of review. Oh, bugger. No, no. I'm sorry. There is a lot of A-listers on that show. Definitely. All right, I wouldn't be waiting by my phone

for them to call, Dan. Clint, Meg and Dan on the Edge. Scandal with Meg. Scandal is brought to you by New World. New World wants to make Wednesdays a little more wonderful. The Oscars were on Monday. We loved them, Dan, didn't we?

Oh, it was such a great ceremony. And I tell you what, I've watched since then, I watched it last night like three or four times, just the opening bit from Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo. Just watch Ariana's performance as well of Somewhere Over the Rainbow. Incredible. Really, really. Well, you've really changed your tune in the last couple of years over Ariana.

Yeah, I have. No, I said she was breathy. She was breathy. She's not pitchy. She's very good at pitch. But I think she's definitely coming to her own in the last... As soon as she does a musical, all of a sudden, that's what Meghan Markle needs to do.

She needs to do a musical, and then all of a sudden, Dan will just 180 on her. It wouldn't surprise me if anything gets her PR, she'll do it. Oh, Dan. Okay, well, at the Oscars, people were angry because in the memoriam part, where they play a bit of the people that had passed away from the industry,

several stars were left out. Oh, you'd think. And they normally miss about one out, but it looks like they miss quite a few. You have to be careful with that sort of thing, because if you do it for one person, you have to do it for everyone. Oh, this was written terribly

the article it said this year Morgan Freeman led the tribute I thought I just missed something but he no he was the one

that got up and said yeah I know I was like holy holy moly I've definitely missed that story yeah he did a tribute to his friend

Gene Hackman who recently passed away just last week found deceased in his home with his wife weeks passed I think

before anyone noticed so the people that were not put into the memoriam were Michelle Trach deceased in his home with his wife. Weeks had passed, I think, before anyone noticed. So the people that were not put into the memoriam were Michelle Trachtenberg, who only passed away last week. That's right.

She was from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Ice Princess. Shannon Doherty from Beverly Hills, 90210. Was she in that? Yes, and was she also

one of the witches or something? Now we're rubbing salt in the wound. I think she was in Charmed. Charmed, that's what I mean. Charmed, thank you, that's what I mean. She was already being missed off the list, and they were like, what is she doing?

Charmed, she was very good in Charmed. These are the names I don't know, but they've been brought up. Tony Todd, Chance Perdemo, Ellen Dellen. Oh, Dellen. Tony Roberts, Linda Levin, James Darin, Mitzi Gaynor, Martin Mull, Morgan Spurlock. That was a good one.

He won an Oscar, I believe. He was the one that did the documentary Super Size Me. Yeah, where he ate McDonald's every day. Morgan Spurlock. He's definitely a part of the Oscars in history when it comes to television and film. And they missed him. Yeah, he wasn't up there. And Olivia Hussey.

Yeah. Which is a huge shame for... It must be hard. I don't know. You'd sit there and you'd get angry because you'd kind of be expecting your partner to be up there and treat you good. Yeah, like I think

if say one of those people was your loved one and they were celebrating Gene Hackman and all this amazing stuff he did and you'd be like oh, but what about my beautiful wife?

Yeah. She did some amazing stuff as well. But yeah. I mean, I guess like you said Meg, there's always going to be people that have missed off.

There's always one. That was just a few this year. Well, we need a story that's going to lift the mood, and we definitely have one for you before 9 o'clock. Find out what Dan is going to the doctor for after the show today. You could have a thousand guesses, and you would never come close to working out why he has booked an appointment. I did not know this got approved by Dan to talk about.

I didn't approve it, Meg. Oh, Clint's done you dirty. Dan, you were going to talk about it on the OnlyFans podcast. It's not rude. But it's so weird. It's embarrassing, though. It is very, very embarrassing, and it's not the normal doctor. It's my ADHD doctor I'm going to see.

I ran it through the filter of, does Dan embarrass himself on this show? And I came back with the yes, and then thought you'd be fine. The thing is, people are not going to believe that I'm going to the doctor for this. Yeah, it is very strange. But it's got to the point where it has, would you guys both agree, it's affecting the show? No. I think it's an improvement from your old one.

Okay, well, I'll cancel the appointment. No, no. Okay, well, why don't you talk about it next and we'll work out whether you need to go or not. And we, I think personally, share a hell of a lot of our private lives on the show.

And maybe in doing that, I have missed the mark a little. You did a real, you did the worst, naughtiest thing that we're not allowed to do. No, but about an hour

and a half ago, Dan was, we were talking off air about something, I said, shall we do that and put it in the show before nine? I even wrote it down and no one objected to it. No one objected? I don't think I said yes! If you said to me, hey, can we talk about

something that I didn't want to talk about, I would vocally say no. Your silence made me feel like it's fair game. So I wrote it down, teased it, just said to you, Dan, you said I'll talk about it in the podcast. We have an OnlyFans podcast. So I also take that as you're okay for people to know about it. What's the difference between the podcast and talking about it on the air?

But if you don't want to talk about it, people will now be annoyed at me, and that's fine. I'll wear that because they'll be like, oh, tell us what it is. Tell us what it is. I'll talk about it now because it's fine. And I think it's actually an issue that a lot of people may have, okay? Because I found out it's a thing called a vocal stim. Yes.

Well, you said it right. It's common with people with autism and ADHD. And I'm not laughing at this thing because I have it and I've booked a doctor's appointment to get it assessed. I honestly don't think. I know you're nervous that people are going to think that we're laughing. We're not laughing at you. And I know you're definitely not laughing about it

because it is something, it's just the stim that you have is funny. And I think it was funny. It is funny. But now that it's become something you can't control, it's become less funny for you because you thought it was just something that you would say and make Meg and I laugh. And now you realise it's a condition. I don't know how it's come about, but for the last month or so.

You used to have one before that that was worse. So this one's. Yeah, I'm not going to say what that was. Okay. But it was along a similar vein. Unfortunately, for the last month, and this is going to sound like I'm making this up and I'm being stupid and silly.

It's not. And the doctor's going to want to know what it is you're saying. They definitely want to know. And I don't know if I should say this to the doctor or just kind of admit this from it. I've been saying stinky butt. Now, it sounds so trivial and stupid. And sorry, can you not just say stinky butt, Dan?

No, I can't. If I say just stinky butt, because it's a vocal stem, I have to say it in a way. I have to keep going like stinky butt. Sometimes you do the stinky three times. Yeah. So you do like the stinky, stinky, stinky butt. So say we're sitting here in silence.

My wife noticed it when I was at home the other day. I was cooking dinner and I was just stirring a pot going stinky, stinky, stinky. And it's gone to the point., stinky. And it's got to the point I know, and it's funny. I know, but it's now at the point where I was laughing along with it for a while and then I'm just like what? Damn, stop. Stop saying. And I can, when I'm

like thinking about it, I can stop it. Like right now, I could just not do it. But as soon as I'm unconsciously just doing something, I just find myself going stinky stinky little boob. Stu, the last one you used to do was Aim Towards Me, and there was whatever. It was just what it was.

And then this one has gained traction, and I think the issue is it's been taken home, Clint. I don't think he worried about it when he was doing it around. I didn't care if it was annoying Meg and I with it. Now your wife doesn't like it, you've got to go to the doctor. And here's the thing, Dan's like, I don't need to tell them what I'm saying. I just need to tell them I keep saying something. I'm like, 100% the doctor's going to say, what are you saying?

I do think you probably need to tell the doctor what you're saying. Yeah. I mean, hopefully being a doctor, he's not going to laugh me out of it. Of course he's not. Of course not. It genuinely is absolutely a serious thing. A vocal stim is very much so, you know, shows

itself with people with autism or ADHD. And I think the research I've done is called a vocal stim. So basically, according to this actual ADHD website, it says that you say phrases and sometimes in a silly voice. It's literally what I do and you can't help but say them.

So it's not as, I think, severe as a Tourette syndrome where you can't control it. Because I think you can control a stim. Can we run a scenario? Meg's the doctor. Meg, you see the doctor. I laugh. Dan, you tell the doctor what you're doing. Hey, Dan.

How are you doing? How are you doing? It's been a few months since I've seen you and you've, you're ADHD. You're diagnosed. How's it going? And everything's going really well. I think the Ritalin's working. It's all kind of working. And what about the new form of medication, Ritalin? How's it going? Yeah, and everything's going really well. I think the Ritalin's working. It's all kind of working.

And what about the new form of medication, Ritalin? That's fine. Slow release is going really well. I've just got one little thing. I've just started saying like a phrase like quite often. I've done a bit of research and I imagine it's a vocal stim. Oh, right. Yeah, they can present themselves to people with ADHD.

What is it? I don't think it matters, Doc, what the thing is I'm saying. It's just you just need to know that I am saying it over and over again. So how often are you saying this thing? Once every couple of hours. Okay. And is that getting, is that affecting? Sometimes it'll get more to a point where I'm kind of,

same when I'm nervous, I'll say it quite a bit. And how is that affecting your relationships and work? People just laugh at me. Is it offensive what you're saying? I keep saying stinky bird. Now see, as soon as you say that, he's going to think I'm taking a piss. Make gender-facing. Try to keep it together.

To be fair, I am no doctor. Yeah, that's true. Do you know what? Maybe don't make eye contact with yourself. Someone's text through saying, don't waste the doctor's time. I'm cancelling the meeting. No, no. I'm cancelling it.

I want to know what the doctor says. As soon as someone else thinks that it's happening. See, it sounds like a joke. I'm cancelling it. It's not a joke. Don't cancel it. It's a real thing, and I want to find out what the doctor says tomorrow

about how you can fix it. There might be people that also do this. Whoever texts that, and shame on you for thinking that that's a, yeah. Oh, God, no. I'm not going to do it. Dan, you're already talking me out of it now. We didn't do anything. Who was that person?'m not going to do it. Dan, you've already talked me out of it now. We didn't do anything.

Who was that person? You're going to the doctor and you're going to tell him that you've got an issue with saying stinky butt. Stinky, stinky butts. Okay. Stinky butt.

Okay, how long can you go without saying it? Here we go. Dead silence. Oh, I'm not going to say it now because if I say it now I'm doing a joke because I can sense myself with it.

It's when I'm not consciously doing it. Okay. But if you want to now, stinky bird. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. We have our New World Wonderful Wednesday morning winner on the show with us this morning. She doesn't know too much about it except that she's been nominated for a prize and that she's won, but she doesn't even know what the prize is yet.

Good morning, Caitlin. Good morning. Good morning, Caitlin. Good morning. Good morning, Caitlin. I thought you'd like to hear. Well, first off, how's your morning been so far? Has it been wonderful? It's been okay so far, but I have a funny feeling it might be about to get better. Well, this segment is not called Okay Wednesday.

It's a wonderful Wednesday. Caitlin, you have been nominated by your sister. Is she younger or older than you? She's younger than me. Well, you've done something right as a lovely Wednesday. Caitlin, you have been nominated by your sister. Is she younger or older than you? She's younger than me. Well, you've done something right as a big sister. This is what Kendall wrote about you. Kendall said, My big sister, she's caring and selfless.

She loves doing things for others. She's a brand new first-time mum, and her baby Ellery is now three weeks old. They both spent the first seven days in hospital after birth, so they're taking things slow and counting their blessings at home now. She's a homely person, loves to cook meals and to be at home with her family. You also like cooking, baking, self-care and gardening. And because she wrote in and nominated you,

she has won you something to make your morning wonderful. Thanks again, Will. Oh, I'm crying. You sound like a lovely person. To be fair, honestly, I don't have a younger sister. I kind of wish I did. I don't have a younger sister. But the idea, I'm an older brother. The idea,

I feel like you've almost won enough knowing that your sibling would nominate you for something like this, right? It means you've done something, right? So we actually have a roadrunner who is about to, I think, knock on your door and hand over a prize.

I hope they're walking out now because you have got yourself a $500 spa voucher to spend at Embrace Skin and Beauty Rollerstone. Maybe when the baby grows a little older, you can go and actually pamper yourself a little bit. You've won a newborn hamper. It's got a bunch of newborn goodies toys nappies milestone cards

and everything treats for you as well but you can you have one a new world simply dinner meal kits that include everything that you need to make an affordable quick and easy family meal um which is awesome so you don't have to worry about some dinners for some time that's thanks to new world rolleston 250 cash to put towards pickup-up and drop-off of laundry services if that helps you getting your laundry done, and a $250 New World voucher to put towards shopping at New World Rolleston so you can get your groceries sorted as well. So well-deserved, Katie.

Oh, my gosh. That is amazing. Thank you so much. Oh, I'm going to cry again. Yeah, having a newborn is hectic, you know, especially if you've never done it before and you're looking after a little life, so hopefully that'll make things easier for your Wednesday. And a big shout out

to your younger sister Kendall for nominating you, and yeah, you will. Wonderful Wednesdays. Find your wonderful. You can nominate somebody now as well if you hear that. And hopefully your OK Wednesdays turn into one. Wow, that's so amazing. Thank you so much. You're welcome.

It definitely is wonderful. And all the best raising baby Ellery as well. Oh, thank you. All right. Well, you hold the air, but I'm pretty sure like Mixie, the Roadrunners should be creepily waiting outside your house. If you look out the window, you should see them there. No, they're not creepily, they're wholesomely waiting outside.

Okay, right. And they'll drop all those prizes off to you right now alright have a great Wednesday thank you so much okay bye actually do have a great Wednesday have a wonderful Wednesday she was lovely wasn't she she's just one of those people you're like oh you deserve that

she sounds like she's had her time just tell us what the most wonderful thing is that could happen to your loved one and then next Wednesday might become a little more wonderful, all thanks to New World