The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW #471 We're Getting Fired!

Episode Date: March 6, 2025

Zero humans participated in the creation of this podcast caption... Join The Edge Breakfast team with fill-in host Cal as they navigate through a hilarious and candid morning show. Tune in to hear updates on Dan's vocal stim diagnosis, and the team trying to find the ultimate universally charming move for partners. Celebrate New Music Friday, appreciate the Glastonbury's diverse lineup, and find out what to do with your ex's jewelry. Plus, lucky listeners win big with The Edge's Cash Strapped. 00:26 Speculations02:03 Parenting Joys and Challenges08:58 Megan Markle...12:38 Macca's Surprise Fries Giveaway14:41 F1 Swearing Ban Discussion19:00 Employee of the Week23:30 Cash Strapped32:26 The Vegetable Orchestra35:18 ADHD Diagnosis and Vocal Stimming39:47 Remarkable Coincidences46:32 Cash Giveaway and Car Service48:55 Jewelry from Exes: What to Do?57:36 New Music Friday and Glastonbury Lineup

This is a podcast from Rover. The Edge Breakfast 2025. New year, new hits. And new studio lighting. But of course you can't see that because it's an audio medium. That's f***ing bright though. This is The Edge Breakfast With Clint, Meg and Dan Oh morning

Good morning Clint is still away this morning You got Carol Why? Why are you bouncing like a little Like toddler in a jumping Oh sorry Meg It's Friday

And I'm a little bit excited Sue me Yeah What a day Sue me What a day You know Clint again today No no no no He will hopefully be back Monday But other than that Yeah Just a day What a day You know Clint again today No no no no

He will hopefully be back Monday But other than that Yeah Just a normal day How come I do have a question for Dan Sorry Cal That's okay

Whenever I'm away Dan comes up with like 40,000 different reasons That are all lies Yeah That are most of the time embarrassing I do that when I cover for Yaz Yeah

So why not Clint All you've said is Oh Clint's away Both days in a row. I gave you yesterday. Okay. And then today I've been like, what's he going to say about Clint? Can't wait. We're going to be lads together. Okay. You do it with Clint when I'm away. Boys, boys, boys.

Okay. Well, I'll tell you the reason Clint's away. Thank you. He's had an operation to get something removed from his bottom that he put up there. Oh, I've been there. Yeah. Yeah. Terrible. It feels like you've all been there with that. Yeah. So anyway, he's gone through what most guys have done.

So he'll be back on Monday after a little short recovery. Do we know what the object is? We don't know, no. He wasn't very forthcoming with the product. Product? Bloody hell. Some sort of PR thing that he did for free, right? He's put some CeraVe up there.

That would be helpful. Yeah, that sounds about right. Anyway, so he'll be back on Monday, but he'll be standing for a week. Yeah, yeah. You watch the videos. You watch the videos. If you don't believe us,

you'll see him standing in the vids. And then you'll know. You'll see him standing. You'll go, wow, they weren't lying. And it's time for a bit of a coffee catch-up. Me. Me? Do you know what? I haven't had too much going on in the background here.

I'm just in a good spot with my daughter, Daisy. She's three and a bit now, and it's absolutely hands down my favourite. Really? My absolute favourite out of any stage I have ever had. I liked her at all stages. I loved her at all stages. Apart from that six-month mark. No, like four months was tough, and I think two years old was tough.

But now three, we're playing, like she keeps playing, she wants to play ice cream shops. And I'm like, I love it because she lets me also be like the shopkeeper. So I get to do the fun stuff. Fun. I know. Fun. She shares the roles.

So, yeah, I'm good. That's all I do after work. Yeah, everybody says that the terrible twos are the worst twos was hard for me so you struggled through that now you're the threes and she's having

massive conversations with you and stuff well she's definitely having convoys and like she's oh I just I just yeah absolutely

I get excited every day to see her now whereas you know there are stages where I was like I'm staying at work a little longer and that's so okay

that's fair enough when is that happening because you always sleep first maybe not maybe not I'm staying at work a little longer. Yeah. And that's so okay. That's fair enough. When is that happening? Because you always leave first. Yeah, true. Maybe not. Maybe not. I'm always there. Question for you guys.

Do you guys get itchy skin? And this is to the listeners as well. Text through 3343. I've got a thing called keloid. Yes, you do. Which is a, I think it's quite common. It's where you, if you get a scar on your skin, it keeps healing. He's got like super healing cows.

So it will never stop healing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It'll just keep healing. So the scars just get massive and massive and massive. That's crazy. Yeah, and it gets really, really itchy. It's on the upper body, isn't it? Upper body, like chest upwards.

So if I nick my face shaving, disaster. I'll get like scars on my face. Oh, really? But he can get tattoos on his legs. So it's pretty cool so I'm just interested to know anybody listening right now got the same issue

with keloid because it gets so itchy I've run out of my creams and so has anybody got a cream that works for the itch because man oh man I'm all itchy

around the room anybody else need a doctor's advice or anything while we're at it yeah is there any doctors listening no

yeah I'm alright, thanks. Okay, good. Yeah, everybody's everyone's just paying for their own appointments and going to actual doctors and not just asking. Okay, well a dermatologist

appointment is really expensive, Meg, okay? And do you know it's so hard to get into. I actually tried to get my husband an eight-month waiting list in Auckland for a dermatologist.

Really? Wow. And you can go on their website. It's not even me just making up a number. You can go on their website and they're like, we have, all of them

have like eight-month waiting lists. So if you on their website and they're like, we have, all of them have like eight months waiting list. So if you've got like a fungal toe, you're stuffed. Oh my God, I used to have real bad fungal toes. Back when I was a builder, I used to like, hot, sweaty in my big builder boots. I used to get like ingrown toenails, but like to the point where they had to cut half my toenail off. Yeah, that's the sort of thing where you just don't admit it really.

That's the sort of thing you don't say. Yeah. So you're far out is what I was going to say. You've been talking about your itchy rash, man. I want to talk about my stinky toe. Hey, it's not a rash. It's a scar. There's a difference, okay?

And I'll keep telling myself that. Sure. Yeah. Hello. Welcome to Get To Know Ya. This I want to get to know you. Hello. Welcome to Get to Know You. This is where we get to know you. Jay. Jay is playing this morning.

Hey, Jay. How you doing? Morning, Jay. Jay is a tradie. He's a bridge builder. Oh, build a bridge and get over it. He drives a Navara. He has a partner with one kid, Aquarius, and he's going to the Speedway this weekend. Oh, you're my kind of man, Jay.

Where about Speedway, Auckland, Western Springs? Nah, Christchurch. Christchurch. Yeah, that's the best one. Christchurch. You've never been there, have you? Never been. No.

Never been. Always wanted to go. Always wanted to go. I think actually this weekend is maybe one of the last weekends ever at Western Springs Speedway in Auckland before they close it because it's not going to be allowed to be the Speedway anymore. What? Yeah, they're completely getting rid of Western Springs Speedway. Oh, that's sad.

Because all the pesky people that live around it go, I don't like the sound of the car. Going to the Speedway, I think I went many, many years ago, Jay, and I could be wrong. I'm trying to think of what I can do for you to question this weekend. But what do you think? Okay, let's do this. Don't answer, Jay. We're going to think of what I can do for your question this weekend. But what do you think? Okay, let's do this. Don't answer Jay. We're going to answer on your behalf. What do you think? When Jay goes to the Speedway,

what food truck is he going to? Like, is it, you know, like, mini donuts, hot chips? Which one is he going to every time where he's like, oh, I'm going to get one of those? I think he's a hot dog kind of guy. Hot dog, right? Yeah, he goes, he likes the tomato sauce dipped hot dog. Yeah, on the stick. That one batted sauce dipped hot dog. Yeah, on the stick.

That one battered. Oh, gorgeous. And some chips. Classic. He's classic. Okay, you can't steal the whole of chips, but you can have it with chips. Okay, I'm going to go. He's just straight boring chips with sauce that's not drizzled all over every single one,

but it's poured down the side. So he's got like a specific way of doing the sauce. Yeah, so the specific way. He pours it down in the side so he can dip his chips in that, not all over it. All right, well then I'm going for those little mini Orbit donuts. Yeah. You know, that you get in the brown paper bag. Me and Dan bought 40 of them once. We ate them for 40.

And we were both really full. We'd just been out for dinner. And we were like, oh, we should get a few. And then we ended up getting 40. That was a Coldplay concert. The whole concert we were eating donuts. Oh, my God. Fair enough. Unbelievable. I felt so, the whole concert we were eating donuts. Oh, my goodness. Fair enough.

Unbelievable. I felt so ill after it. That's so good, though. All right, Jay, what are you ordering at the Speedway? Well, Dan's has a nail in the head, and same with you, Meg, because my son always goes for those donuts as well. Oh, we've had a joint win. Producer Kyle, Producer Kyle, does that mean we both get a point?

Yeah, I'm going to give you half a point each. Yes. Oh, yes, I'll take it. Sorry, you suck. Well done, Carl. Producer, Carl. Does that mean we both get a point? Yeah, I'm going to give you half a point each. Yes. Oh, yes. I'll take it. Sorry, Carl, you suck. Well done, Jay. He doesn't care about the sauce. Well, technically, we asked not about your son, but that's all right.

What's happening at the Speedway this weekend? Have they got the big Sprint Car 50 Lapper? No, they've got stock cars down here. Yeah, stock cars. They're the stocks. Yeah. Yeah, nice. Oh, I love a stock car.

Love a stock car. Well, enjoy it this weekend, Jay. Yeah, we're going to send you our coffees for the week, Jay, as well. Thanks for Yeah, nice. I love a stock car. Love a stock car. Enjoy it this weekend, Jay. Yeah, we're going to send you our coffees for the week, Jay, as well. Thanks for playing this morning. All right. Yeah. Thanks, man. Yeah, it's always a good night to take.

It's a great thing to take your kids to, the Speedway. I've never been. It's so, so quick how we need to go. I'll go with you. I'll go with you. We'll get a donut. It's the last Western Springs one. Yeah, let's go to...

Oh, God, those donuts. What do I do for those donuts right now? Should we get some? We can't get some. How do we just get the mini donuts? You have to be at a Speedway. Yeah, do they sell them... Oh, God, those donuts. What do I do for those donuts right now? Should we get some? We can't get some. How do we just get the mini donuts? You have to be at a speedway. Yeah, do they sell them at a shop or something? Or are they only in that kind of section?

They need to open their own shop somewhere, little orbits. And it always feels like you're getting a deal because they're so cheap. Right? So cheap. 40, how much did that cost? I was like, how much was that? Like $10? $12.

It was a bargain. That's why I got them. It was less than a dollar a donut, which is a great deal. Oh, that's crazy. All right, well, we've got a scandal coming up next. Yeah, actually, oh, God, I hate to admit it. We'll just admit it because we need to wrap up this break. No, I know, but I don't want to look at you.

Dan, I may or may not dislike Meghan Markle. Okay, well, that's great. Welcome to the bandwagon. Clint, Meghan, Dan, Scandal. Scandal is thanks to New World. Tell us a wonderful thing that could happen to your loved one at theedge.rover.nz, and the next Wednesday might become a little more wonderful

thanks to New World. Meghan Markle, sorry, Meghan Sussex. You know when celebrities are celebrities for so long you do just call them by their last name that they were

not their married name. In fact, a lot of people keep their maiden name compared to their married name because it's so much easier because people will

just always call them that because that's who they are. I will say this about Meghan Sussex though. Everybody's been calling her Meghan Markle because they thought she wanted out of the royal family and suddenly now she wants to keep

the name. What do you want Megan? Well she's made it very clear she wants to be called Megan Sussex now. Yeah. Okay. Because in her new show Love Megan on Netflix she had her friend Mindy Kaling who is an actress come on and join in and this is the clip

from the show. I don't think anyone in the world knows that Meghan Markle has eaten Jack in the Box and loves it. It's so funny, too, that you keep saying, Meghan Markle, you know I'm Sussex now. You have kids, and you go, no, I share my name with my children. Yes.

And that feels so, I didn't know how meaningful it would be to me, but it just means so much to go this is our family name oh that made me cringe i think that has been edited in fairness to like together more so it sounds more savage but uh but you'd think that one of her best friends that she's fighted over for dinner would know her last name it is yeah it really was bizarre because i was trying to think okay if i was doing a tv show and I was with Dan and Dan said, you know, no one would think that Megan Anear, my maiden name, would eat McDonald's, everyone would.

But, and I'm trying to think, I'd be like, I probably would be like, excuse me, it's mental. I probably would correct him, but in a maybe slightly different tone. Yeah, you'd probably be like, Anear. I saw a comment about her that I thought hit pretty hard. It said the reason she's rubbing people the wrong way, she talks to other adults like they're children. Like kind of that slower tone, like her friends.

But then have a listen to this. I want to know if this is a thing that I'm picking up on as a girl. My husband says this is a totally fine answer. I say it's an answer for we're not friends anymore. It's Mindy Kaling on the red carpet being asked about her appearance on the show. We saw you in the Meghan Markle lifestyle trailer for Netflix. What did she cook?

What's the best part of having her as a friend? Is it the chef? I mean, I had had my baby and I think I was like two months postpartum, and she texted me and was like, do you want to be in my show? And when you hang out with Megan, you know the food is going to be good. And so it's just nice to have someone else be cooking for me. And I was like, I'll come to Montecito and have you cook for me and go to your garden.

And that's what we did. Oh, yeah. I don't know. Yeah. It makes it sound like if there was no food involved, you wouldn't have did. Oh, yeah. I don't know. Yeah. It makes it sound like if there was no food involved, she wouldn't have gone. Yeah, 100%.

It's funny because my husband was like, what, what, what? There was like a totally fine answer. She got asked about the food. Is it always nice being cooked for?

She answered about the food. But other girls are picking up on. Yeah, but she didn't say, oh, she's such a great mate or I love having her as a friend. I feel like I wouldn't have had any notice

to her unless you obviously said, have a listen and try to see what you can find. I don't know. Yeah, I think there's just smoke, there's fire with Meghan Markle, and I just think there's so many different stories and anecdotes about people and her old friends, her family. She's basically alienated her

whole family and her husband's family, and then she's trying to be friends with all these people that hardly know her on her TV show. It just doesn't compute to me. She's basically alienated her whole family and her husband's family. And then she's trying to, like, be friends with all these people that hardly know her on her TV show. It just doesn't compute to me. She was so good on Suits, though. Oh, fantastic on Suits. She's a great actress.

Great actress. You can't take that away from her. That's the latest in the scandal. Clint, Meg and Dan on the Edge. Time for Surprise Fries. We have over $4,000 worth of prizes to give away with Macca's Surprise Fries. We're giving you the opportunity to choose, all right?

You get the option. Either take $100 instant cash or you take a risk and you can peel a sticker from our in-studio board to reveal a different prize. Megan, man, so yesterday you peeled a $500 Mecca voucher. I did, Dan. And then on the day before that, I peeled some Werther's Original lollies. You did. Yum, though.

So Meg's more lucky than me. Yeah, so far, 50-50. Let's go to Jessie. Jessie, hi. Hi, guys. How's it going? Hey, this is in Christchurch, and I can give you $100 thanks to Mecca Surprise Fries right now, and you can walk away.

Or would you like to risk it and peel the board? Guys, it's Friday, and I came with nothing. I reckon let's peel. Yeah. Good on you, Jessie. Fun. I reckon roll the dice and I think you're going to do well. I've got a good feeling. Meg is walking over right now.

She's peeling the big M off the square. Oh, yes. It's good. A $200 Frank Green voucher Oh. Oh, yes. It's good. It's good. A $200 Frank Green voucher. Nice. Nice one, Jessie.

Oh. Amazing. Thanks, guys. Coffee cup. I think they've got a new pitcher range at the moment out and jugs. They've also got, I saw online, you said they've got the new two-litre bottle. It's like one of those massive ones that you see people carrying around. I got one of mine last year. It's in the

studio with me. I have never been so hydrated in my life because having like a nice drink bottle taking everywhere is so easy to drink water. Agreed. I've got my Frank Green now. So congrats, Jessie. That's all yours. That's awesome. Thanks so much, guys. Just an update on the Maccas, actually.

Dan, you were going to buy us. Yes, you did. You said, shall I buy it? And now you've not. Yeah, well, okay, I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'll take your orders next and we'll do it, okay? But I'm only ordering for two others. So first and first serve.

Shotgun. Shotgun. Okay, there you go. Brilliant. Oh, yeah, Neeps and Carl. I'm sorry about that. All right, well, coming up next, it seems a little while ago, a little bit early,

but F1 has banned swearing. Yeah, it's like a lot of sports around the world. You're not allowed to swear while you're playing the game. Formula One racing, that's the same. We're going to test what we can swear next. Because I feel like we're very similar to Formula One drivers in a lot of ways. And this is dangerous. I have no filter.

See how this goes. Dan, you go ahead. Swearing. That's the thing, isn't it? For some jobs, I think maybe if you're on a construction site or a builder site, guys. Dan, you go ahead. Swearing. That's the thing, isn't it? Some jobs I think maybe if you're on a construction site or a builder site, you're allowed to swear and it's not that big of a deal. I think

it's partially decriminalised now anyway. People are swearing more and more these days. At the end of the day, they're just words. In the world of Formula 1, which is a motor racing series, it's very famous. You might have seen Drive to Survive on Netflix. This year, there's a ban on swearing.

This is George Russell who drives for Mercedes. This is him talking about it. I think as drivers, you need to continue to show personality, especially for the guys when English isn't their first language. The first thing you get taught are the swear words. And the first Italian words he's taught me are the swear words. Yeah, definitely. I don't really know, to be honest. I don't have much more to say on it than that.

Yeah, a lot of the Formula One drivers really, want of a better word, pissed off at the whole situation. I imagine they're meant to be completely and utterly focused on what they're doing. And if they're sitting in the background, somewhere in the back of their mind, they go, oh, can't swear. It takes a touch of a distraction. Although, also get over it. We're the same. I swear in everyday life, outside of this job, can't swear. It takes a touch of a distraction. Although, also get over it. We're the same. Like, I swear in everyday life outside of this job, as soon as the mics are on, I have to remember at all times,

I can't say swear words. It's just part of the gig. And I think Formula One maybe needs a time where before the race, they just get it all out of their system. Yeah. Do you think that works? Because I feel like it almost puts it in your head. I've got another clip here of someone.

I don't know if he's actually swearing in this. Okay, I'm just going to play it. Man, is this guy bright? For f***'s sake, man. What the f***? But then also, when you're in those cars, you're going so fast. If anyone's supposed to be in front of you,

a natural response would be to be like, oh, F. Very similar if you're doing radio as well. So that's why I've brought this segment to the table. Right, what is this segment? For the next 10 seconds, I'm going to give us 10 seconds, the three of us, okay? Anything goes. Now, if you're not into swearing, you've got kids in the car, whatever, this is your chance to tune out for a couple of minutes.

Oh, wonderful. So, Dan, you've brought a segment to the show where you want people to switch radio stations. I don't think many people will. You don't think so? Because it's a good way to start your Friday, get into the weekend with a bit of a swear. You do it with us, okay? It's just 10 seconds.

Sorry, guys. It's producer Carl here. I'm just putting my producer hat on. Like, there's broadcasting laws for a reason. Stuff them. No, I'm just, I'm kind of, I know, like, we joked about this in, you know, like, our meetings, but I'm actually feeling quite, kind of,

I don't know if we should be doing this now. It's just 10 seconds. But what if people tune in right at the moment that we do it? That's why I made a little intro, okay? And so people hear that, they go, oh my God, there's going to be swearing. Can't we just do this on social or something? I just feel like people in cars and stuff

as well here we go here we go it's just 10 seconds long intro swearing will commence in t-minus five seconds. Five, four, three, two, one. Begin. Um, shit. Oh, God, is that all you've got? Damn. Bastard.

Well, that's less. Bitch. Oh, God. Quick. Wanker. Oh. Quick. Shit.er. Quick. Get shit again.

No, belly and I don't know. Don't, Dan. Don't. I can see it. Don't. Take your riddle in. Hold back. Daniel, stop.

Daniel. Don't do anything like that. Daniel Webby. Fuck. Daniel. Bastard. Right, it's done. Sorry about that everybody

I had to say it You didn't have to say it Well now I want to say it No neither of you can say it We're moving on What have we got coming up Cash stretch Shit fuck bugger way

Okay right 10 seconds was over Oh sorry it's over Yes Now you're just taking it too far Clint, Meg and Dan On the edge Clint, Meg and Dan's

Employee of the Week You're the best around These are the things that keep you down Do you know why so is your baggy skin? Yes, please

Clint No No So if you haven't heard this segment before we do not nominate each other for Employee of the Week

we nominate the people who shouldn't be Employee of the Week and whoever is left standing is the person that wins. So I would like to go first. And even though he has come in very last minute, very late notice, and this is only his third time covering The Breakfast Show. Cal, this is a really honest show. It has been shocking this week, hasn't it?

No, no, that's not what I mean. I just mean it's an honest show. And we don't lie on this show. And there was something you need to apologize to the listeners for. For lying about yourself. I'm about 6'3". So look at me and then add a little bit more. Shut up, Cal.

You're about 5'9". I am 5'10". Okay? 5'10 and a half on a good day with bitches. I think there's a big difference between a lie and a gross exaggeration. No, I think they're exactly the same thing. They're the same thing. Basically the same.

6'3". Yeah, but then I said I'm 5'10". Yeah, but you're not even 5'10". Oh my God, I am 5'10". You're a short king. You're the definition of a short king. How tall are you? You're wearing heels.

I'm 5'8". I're a short king. You're the definition of a short king. How tall are you? You're wearing heels. I'm 5'8". I think Meg's taller than you. Wait. Oh, my God. You're the same height. You're the same height. I can feel your arse on my leg. There we go.

You're 5'8". That best. I am not 5'8". You mentioned that Meg, that Cal had an excuse because he's only been doing the show two days. What's your excuse then, my darling? Because you've been doing the show for seven years. Yes, I have been. And the next bit of audio you're going to hear is perhaps the most frustrating maths being said out loud you'll ever hear.

Have a listen. Six years of $100 a week. Not bad at all. I mean, Meg does the quick maths on that. $100 a week, that's 52 weeks in the year. So that's $5,300 of a year. Wait, wait, there's 52 weeks in the year, so that's $5,300 of a year. Yeah. Wait, wait,

there's 52 weeks in the year and it's $100 a week. Yeah. $5,200 times six. $5,000, $12,000, that's $13,000. What?

$5,000 times six is $12,000. Yeah. No, Meg, you're joking, aren't you? Even I know, I'm terrible at maths and I can see. $11,000. Round. You're joking, aren't you? Even I know, I'm terrible at maths and I can see. 5 times 6, that's 11, 11,000.

Round it up because then it would have, hold on a second, because it would have been a little bit at the end. 5,000 times 6 is 30,000. But it wasn't 5,000, it was 5,200. Okay, well, so it's more than 30,000. I'm confused. Yeah. I was doing addition and not

multiplication. I listen back now and I see that. Yeah, so let that be a lesson. Stay in school, kids. Hey, I stayed in school, so maybe don't. Let that be a lesson. Leave school. I stayed right till the end and I tried.

Okay, well, Dan, I've got one for you here, actually. This actually happened on our podcast, the OnlyFans that we did yesterday. Unsanctioned audio, annoying. Yes, and I haven't done many, I've maybe done like a few OnlyFans with we did yesterday. Unsanctioned audio, annoying. Yes, and I haven't done many, I've maybe done like a few OnlyFans with you guys recently, right? Honestly, the entire thing was you doing this.

If there's another way to go, I missed it 20 long years ago. My life was a war that could never be won. They gave me a number, they murdered Valjean when they chained me and left me for dead. Just for stealing a mouthful of bread okay so in my defence

we were talking about Les Miserables my favourite musical we were talking about it we just kept going that was a 14 second clip of I would say maybe 6 and a half minutes

worth of you doing that and I think that is the reason why I should have won Employee of the Week this week but unfortunately no Clint takes it out

yet again somehow Clint he's not even here he's not here and he's one. That's absolutely classic. How does he do it? How does the man do it? I don't understand it.

Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. Win a share of $50,000. Cash. With the edge cash-strapped. Trapped. Trapped. I'd love to know a total of what we've given away so far because I think it's getting up there.

I feel like this week has been one of the biggest weeks of money giveaways so far in Cash Trapped. Yeah? Yeah. I mean, I think it was on Monday or Tuesday I went down to a park near our work and a man came and I gave him $1,000. Just like that.

Oh, wow. He was driving to work. Heard it, pulled over, $1,000. I gave him. You did not give him $1,000. He won $1,000. The definition of giving. And so today, it could all happen again.

Absolutely. The person that's lucky to get through on the phones, it's Jess. Jess, you need bond clean need move house. You need... I do. That didn't quite make sense in your text. So you need to move house and you need cleaning money. Is that right?

That's right, yeah. Get someone to come in and clean it because it's a huge job. It's a huge job and so you need your bond back. I get it. Why are you moving house? Yeah. Our landlords want the house back which is very annoying. Bastards. Oh man, man. And I remember that

when I've moved houses and been renting, I always go so, I like wash walls, you wash windows. What did you move into? No, no, I know, but I was just so stressed about getting your bond back. And you're like, we did everything, skirting boards with little toothbrushes. And they walk and they go, yep, looks good. And I thought, what the hell? And that's after paying a bond, which is huge as well. Yeah, a huge amount. It's like four weeks rent plus another. boards with little toothbrushes and they walk and they go, yep, looks good. And I thought, what the hell?

That's after paying a bond, which is huge as well. It's like four weeks rent plus another. I'm going to help you out, Jess. I'm going to give you, I don't know, $380 to get a cleaning service or at least put some money towards it. I honestly wouldn't know how much a cleaning service is. I've looked into cleaning because we're moving house like you, Jess, very soon. It's about $600. $600?

Yeah, it is. Oh, that's a bit sad. You're only offering her that big. That's all she's been given by the bosses, unfortunately. Oh, Casey. Sorry about that. $380, it's still a lot of money to get for free. It is a generous offer. It is a generous offer.

Then you could go with the vest, Jess. Now, I don't know what is in the vest. We know that. But this week, there's been a lot of money in there. As I said, $1,000 was in there just a couple of days ago. What do you want to do? I think I'm going to take the money, actually, because $380 is still a decent amount.

It's still a decent amount to go towards it. Okay. Don't sound so sad about it, Jess. You just won $380. That's exciting. That's very good news. $380. I think. You just won $380. That's exciting. That's very good news. I think I'll take the $380. Fine.

Congratulations, Jess. I'll transfer that over to you. $380 to go towards cleaning your house. Let's find out what you missed out on. Okay, good luck, Jess. Hopefully it's less than $380. Otherwise, your sad sound is warranted. And it was, because you could have got $1,000.

There we go. No! $1,000 was in the vest. Oh, my God. It's a cruel vest. Seriously? It really is cruel. That is cruel.

Yeah. Hold on, but you still got $380. So, it is. You came with nothing. $380 I didn't have before, right? Exactly. Nah, I'd be pissed if I were you, Jess. Damn.

Yeah. Sorry about that, Jess. Well, it's still $380. It is with nothing. $380 I didn't have before, right? Exactly. Nah, I'd be pissed if I were you, Jess. Damn. Yeah. Sorry about that, Jess. Well, it's still $380. It is, yeah. Well done. Thanks, Jess. Thank you. I've never experienced that life before.

Oh, my God. It's hard. I hate that. I hate this game. I hate that. It is rough. It is really rough. I'll tell you what.

But again, guys, come on. She still won $380. Oh, 100%. You know, you came in with nothing. She still won $380. Oh, 100%. You came in with nothing and walked away with $380. I'd be happy to go into the weekend with $380. Then why do you rock everyone up so much and say, oh, what an idiot? Because that's my role. Someone's got to do it.

Clint, Meg, and Dan on the edge. And it is time to find out the results. This happened yesterday. Well, it's been talking about for a while now, right? Yeah, so this is what we've been time to find out the results. This happened yesterday. Well, it's been talking about for a while now, right? Yeah, so this is, we've been trying to find, well, actually, it's mostly Clint's thing. He wants to find what universally works on women. If you're in a heterosexual relationship

that every guy can do, that would like 99% of the time work on whichever lady that you're with. And we've been through things like bumping fruit off your bicep, which is an old odd one but i find that attractive when my husband does it that's what started it uh and we've done ones where the boys have shirtless sung a song um moaned in the shower was a popular one down the helicopter some in the showers a bit gross sometimes i think we've good people are stitching us up with maybe a little. Maybe a little bit. Maybe a little bit. The one that was said that we had to do yesterday was to walk up behind your partner,

wrap your arms around them, and then kiss their ear and work your way down to their neck. And I thought that would work on me if it was my husband doing it. Unfortunately, I had to be the one to do it because Clint's away. But here's the thing. You were a woman, so it's easier for you. You'd think that. My husband is hard to get. Can I ask when you tried it, was he playing?

No, no, he wasn't distracted. He was in the kitchen doing dishes. What a good man. I know, amazing man. He's incredible. The thing is, what we didn't think about is that I have quite a protruding pregnant belly at the moment, and I'm shorter than him. So when I try and, if you can picture that,

if I try to wrap around him, and my stomach is hitting, like, the lower back of him, and I'm trying to reach his neck, he was very confused. I almost, like, pushed down on his shoulders. Well, hold on. So how big's his butt? He's got a bumpy.

I've got a big butt, and I'm trying to get around him, and he's up here. So, there was... Right, okay. So, you can try and picture me trying to kiss his neck. It didn't go down too well. Okay. I don't think it was my sexiest moment. So, let's have a listen about how Meg and Guy went last night.

Okay, here we go. What are we doing? This feels predatory. It's harder when I'm shorter than you. Tell you what's not harder. Do you want to do it? What am I doing? Do what?

Have sex? Was that supposed to be initiating? No. Don't embarrass me on the radio. Yeah. Let's do it. Let's do it. No, thanks.

Yeah, we definitely didn't do it. Yeah. I think it would have been more embarrassing if you actually did, though, and we's do it. No, thanks. Yeah, we definitely didn't do it. Yeah. I think it would have been more embarrassing if you actually did, though, and we had the audio. Yeah, that would have been good. That did not work for me. So sometimes we have learned that, because Clint thinks you could do anything as a girl.

No, you can't stand behind them on your tiptoes and try and, like, pull their neck down. It doesn't work. Dan? Well, I did the exact same thing. I went up to my wife, my beautiful wife, Hannah, and I'll be honest, never done this move in my life where I've gone up behind her and kissed her on the ear.

Were you a little bit nervous because this is new territory? Oh, God, yeah, very, very nervous. I really thought this was going to work for you, so I'm excited. And this was at the moment in the night where we'd had dinner. She was sitting down relaxing on the couch, looking at her, like having a scroll on her phone. I was upstairs, and that's where I pick up the audio. I'm just going to go downstairs and try this.

Hannah's down there on the couch. So I'm going to go up behind her and just lay it down and see how it goes. Here we go. Hello. Hi. What? Hey. Oh.

What? Her. Oh, Dad. What are you laughing at? What are you doing? Just let me do it. Just go with the flow. That's funny.

That's another one of those. Yep. So many mouth noises. It's not worked again. See you later. So whatever there is, It's not worked again. Oh. See you later. So whatever there is... Absolutely no game whatsoever. I tried to throw in an ear bite,

like a little... Yeah, but I felt like you went... Yeah, I was kissing her neck! You were mouthing. I was kissing her neck. And it didn't work. Anyway, so there was absolutely no connection with us. We slept on either, like, separate sides of the bed last night.

Pillows in the middle. Pillows in the middle. Yeah, so back to the drawing board. Back to the drawing board. I think I actually got more action moaning in the shower, to be honest. Which was no action still. Yeah, just with yourself. Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, God. Clint, Meg and Dan on the Edge. What you got? Is where we tell you the stories that you might have missed in the news. Yeah, yeah, there's a lot going on in the world at the moment. A big, I'll start it because my one's been big news around the world. Massive cyclone that's hit Australia, eastern Australia. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wind speeds exceed 100 kilometres hourly. Far out. And rainfall measurements reach 200 millimetres, which is huge. 200 millimetres? I can't picture that. Is that two metres? No, millilitres.

20 centimetres. Don't ask me. Please, please, please, I bless you. I saw a video last night of someone on the Gold Coast filming from one of the high-rise buildings up there. And I think Gold Coast was one of the places that was maybe hit sort of averagely as part of the whole of Australia.

Huge wind speeds and the waves on the Gold Coast beaches. Incredible. So not the place to be in Australia at the moment with the weather. Do we know where the cyclone's going now? Or is it going back to Iceland? I think at this stage it's going to avoid New Zealand, thankfully. Okay, that's good. We might get a little bit of bad weather,

but I think at this stage, no. If you missed it, the world's first, and I think maybe only, orchestra made up of only vegetable instruments. So no actual instruments, vegetable instruments, was awarded a Guinness World Record. They played 344 concerts over the course of 27 years. It's an 11-piece vegetable orchestra. It was made in Austria in 1999, I'm guessing,

with different vegetables every time so they're not, you know, gross and soft. But they carve veggies into instruments, so like flutes out of carrots. Unbelievable. It's absolutely amazing. It did start out as a joke and then for for some reason, it just was able to work. Do you want to have a listen to what it sounds like? I can imagine. Question me quickly.

They'd have to carve a new carrot every time. They last about six hours, so they have new ones even throughout the show that they use. All right, listen to this. Oh, shit. I can get down to this. These are all vegetables. Every single part you hear. Oh, shit. I can get down to this. There's little vegetables every single part you hear.

I mean, there's no Auckland Philharmonic, are there? I think it's amazing. And then, guess what? My favourite thing, any unused vegetables are made into soup that you can have at the concert.

Oh, now that's Meg's type of concert. Have a minestrone while you're watching them play some fruit. Oh, I love it. So me. You know how a lot of really rich people just buy things just because they can? Yes.

Someone has purchased for $88,000 a Cheeto. You know the little, I think you get them in America. They're big in America. Little chip kind of thing. You can't get them in New Zealand. Spicy Cheetos. Because it looks like a Pokemon. It looks like Charizard.

Someone's spent $88,000 on one Cheeto. No, these stories wind me up so much, Kyle. It looks like a Pokemon. It looks like Charizard. It's almost been $88,000 on one Cheetah. These stories wind me up so much, Kyle. They wind me up so much because I just think it's everything that's wrong with the world. How do people like that so selfish end up with that amount of money? But that's how they end up with that money is because they've been selfish. It was like that piece of toast that looked like it had Jesus on it or the Virgin Mary or whatever it was. Someone that sold for like millions of dollars a piece of toast. It's three inches long, flaming hot Cheeto.

They're calling it the Cheetahzard. Charizard. Unbelievable. Amazing. Good on the person that made the money is all I have to say. You know what, Meg? Going back to your story about the fruit and the vegetables that have been made into instruments, we should start a band. The problem is, Dan, just one teeny tiny little issue.

None of us play instruments. Exactly, but do we play carrots? I think it's an easier... We can't even play a normal instrument. I can't imagine playing a carrot

or a piece of zucchini is a little bit easier. But then if it's bad, you can blame it on the vegetables. Exactly, Cal. I've always wanted to be in a band.

I did buy a bass guitar when I was like 16. I saved up. Funny that, Meg, I can actually teach you how to play the bass as well. Do you know how to play bass guitar? Yes, I buy a bass guitar when I was like 16. I saved up. Funny that Meg, I can actually teach you how to play the bass as well. Do you know how to play bass guitar? Yes, I sure do. Dan, I can teach you how to play guitar. I'll only play it if it's made out of a

piece of watermelon. And with smoothies at the end. Yes, yes, exactly. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. Danimal, yesterday you were talking about this, your vocal stim. Yeah, we talked about it a bit this week because it's kind of been a front of mind for me.

And I think Meg as well, you've noticed it. You guys in the studio have noticed my vocal stim, which was, by the way, self-diagnosed until yesterday. Yeah, it was just something that you said like once and then it built over months. To be fair, I think it took over from another one that you used to and now you don't do anymore yeah which is quite good because i think this is an improvement yeah i was diagnosed with adhd two years ago now coming up two years and um it's explained so much in my life to be honest like a lot of things that i had like some difficulties at school when i was learning some things in my adult life that i just can't relax. I've never been able to just sit down and just read a book and relax. I'm just constantly moving ants in my

pants. I'm always jiggling. Every sort of textbook ADHD trait I've had. And so I went and got checked and it turns out that I'm a textbook case ADHD. And I suggest anybody that maybe has read online some of the things that, you know, maybe you could have ADHD and you've got the symptoms, go get it checked. It's quite expensive and sometimes there is a wait list, but it's worth it. It explains a lot in your life. I think that's what a lot of people are dealing with now

is like even I have had people say like maybe you should go and get checked and stuff, but it's daunting. I mean, the price, the wait list. Also, the wait is like six months. Right? Yeah. I do have a question because to me, you still do all those things. You still jiggle.

You still like. 100%. Yeah, so what does it do differently? I think, you know what, when you get diagnosed with something, generally it's a bad thing. And you go kind of like, say when you get diagnosed with cancer or some really bad illness, it's gone, oh, my God, I've been diagnosed with this.

With ADHD, it's different because it just explains things. It doesn't mean you're different. It doesn't mean you're sick. It doesn't mean anything like that. It just means your brain works differently to other people. But how does your medication help you? Because you still jiggle all the time. So I take Ritalin, which is one of the common medications for ADHD,

and it helps me focus. And it helps me kind of relax as well and be more present within the room. And sometimes I just don't take it. Oh, right. In which case, that's why. And that is the main reason why the stimming has happened, according to my doctor. So I spoke to him yesterday.

And it sounds funny and it sounds weird. My stim is stinky. And I say it like that. I don't know why. Every now and then I'll go stinky, stinky, little burp, like that. And I say it like, we'll be sitting here and I'll just go, Meg, you stinky, stinky burp it like that. I don't know why. Every now and then I'll go stinky, stinky little bleh like that. And I say it like we'll be sitting here and I'll just go, Meg, you stinky, stinky bleh like that. And I just keep doing it.

And it's not as bad or as severe as a Tourette's tick because those are, you can't control them. And when I am present in my mind and I sort of think about it, I can stop. It's just when I'm kind of away with the fairies it happens. Did you tell him what it was, the doctor? No, I didn't. I didn't have the heart to go, this is what it is.

I just told him that I've got a certain word that I keep saying. And he said, it's probably most likely exactly what you're thinking, a vocal stim. And there's a couple of ways you can do it. By taking, I fix it, is by taking your Ritalin and taking it religiously, taking it once a day in the morning and then once in the afternoon, which I don't do. And obviously, you know, everybody's different with their medication. And he said the other thing to do is breathe. So that's what I've been trying to do this morning.

And I have stimmed quite a lot. Not too much success yet, but I imagine it takes practice. So I'm going to have to practice that throughout the next few days is kind of when I catch myself doing it instead of just forgetting about it, breathing and focusing on the breath. It'll be a journey. It won't happen overnight. Yeah.

But I think it's good to chat about this kind of stuff because I thought it was weird, but it's definitely very, very common and a lot of people have it. Even people that maybe haven't been diagnosed with ADHD have a vocal stim. Whether it be a physical one where you maybe just tap something. I know

Clint does that. Clint has that, yeah. I know that people do things with their voice. Maybe it's just not even a word. But just know you're not weird. It's normal. And I really just wanted to stress that. Love that. Yeah. And I think it's becoming more and more common

as well, ADHD. Very much so. I even think my husband's looking into it common as well, ADHD. Very much so, very much so. I even think my husband's looking into it, and he called his doctor, and the doctor said, I just literally had somebody this morning. It's just appointment after appointment after appointment. I think it's because it's becoming more, not that, I don't know if it's ADHD itself is becoming more common,

but it's more common to talk about it and have these conversations, and I guess it's more common for people to feel comfortable to go and get checked in. 100%. So you hear about it a lot more. More of this, please. Oh, 100%. Needs to be done. Coincidences.

Apart from anything else there, it can be a confusing word. But we've done, we do this basically every week, Beat That Coincidence, where you call us on the edge

and tell us something coincidental happened in your life and we see if it is a good coincidence. We've had some real good goodies. Have a listen to some of the ones we've had in the past. So I used to live in London about 10 years ago and as I was on my way home after one night I found an iPhone

on the street. I tracked down the owner turns out he was a Kiwi guy from Greymount. Long story short he ended up like he used to live in the house that I'm currently living in at the time. So I went to the Matchbox 20 concert. I was the sober driver for the crew. I was walking out and came across a credit card in the grass.

On our way home, came across a mate walking home. Picked him up as well and dropped him off. Got home to my house and then looked at the credit card, and it was his. In my opinion, Meg, I'm sure you're going to disagree with me. Oh. I don't think we've had an amazing coincidence yet. I do disagree, funnily enough, Dan.

I do disagree on that. I think we've had a couple of incredible coincidences. I want stuff that will blow our minds. You know, things that will be like, how has that even happened? Like, the chances of that happening are so slim. Yeah, right. There's more chance of winning the lottery. We also don't want to scare you off, so if any sort of

coincidence, give us a call. We'll take anything. Or text us 3343. I mean, there's a text that's already come through. When I was eight, my best friend and his family came over to bring me a Christmas present. That's nice. Guess what it is, my friend said.

All right. I had absolutely no idea, so I said the weirdest, most random thing I could think of. An inflatable dinosaur. It was an inflatable dinosaur under the rain. I don't see that as a coincidence that much because he's just said things that he likes and obviously his friend knows it. That's more of a guess. Okay, well you can't win. We're talking about Beat That Coincidence.

We have gone through this a few times in the past, and Dan and I seem to disagree on what a coincidence is. Are you happy with the ones that have come in so far? Look, there is a loose... A lot of people have very... What's the word? Low goals of what a coincidence is. Okay.

A lot of people sharing maternity wards with their best friend. It's not uncanny to have a baby with someone you know on the same day. It's just not. You don't think so? I don't think so. Like, let's be honest. A lot of people conceive a baby at similar times of the year. Like at New Year's,

it's a big spike, right? Christmas time, holiday time. But you also have to have the same line-up of your periods and everything. That's a bit of a coincidence. Look, it's a coincidence.

At its definition, yes. Is it an amazing coincidence? I think not. I have the actual definition and it does say a remarkable concurrence of events or circumstances. Okay, okay.

Well, let's go to Melissa and see if hers is better. Melissa, what's your coincidence? Hi, I have two sons and a partner who share the same birthday, which just happens to be February 2nd, which is Groundhog Day. The Groundhog Day aspect does add a little bit of an extra vibe.

We have had a lot of people sharing birthdays before. And Melissa, look, it is very coincidental. I'll give you that. I don't say it's remarkable. That's all. That's all. But three people in the same family with the same birthday. I thought it was great.

I think that is remarkable, Melissa. What about this one? Now, this one sparked my fancy that's come through on text. I texted my best friend once and I said, I have big news. She replied, wait, I have big news for you too. Oh, that's crazy. Turns out they'd both spontaneously got a fringe that day. Now, that's pretty crazy.

No, it isn't. No, they both got a fringe. Like, on the same day? You're saying that it's more of a coincidence that two girls get Like, on the same day? You're saying that it's more of a coincidence that two girls get a fringe on the same day than two girls giving birth on the same day that are friends. I mean, if you...

I don't know. Sometimes I think if you're best friends you may be fornicating at a similar time. Oh my God, okay. That's not a thing that we do, by the way. We don't text our friends and go, hey, tonight we're doing it. Let's see if we can have a baby on the same day.

Oh, actually, maybe we do do that a little bit. And then years later we call a radio station. Hi, Rebecca. Hi, how are you? Hey, what's your coincidence? So my brother and I, we're both adopters. I'm Rebecca and his name's James. And then years later my grandmother had two children

and she didn't know my name that my parents gave me. And she named her children Rebecca and James as well. Oh, so years later, she's had two kids. She didn't know what you were named. Oh, wow. Now, this is good. This is good. Rebecca and James, that's incredible.

The family have two other kids. Yeah. Wow. Now we're talking. That must have been almost really confusing at the time to explain that because you'd be like, I'm Rebecca and James. She's like,

well, my kids are Rebecca and James. You're like, yeah, well, that's us. And then, oh my God. Wow. It's a great one. You're at the top, Rebecca. Yeah, that's the best one

I've heard so far. Okay, let's do one more. Let's go to Shai. Morning, Shai. Good morning. Hi. What's your coincidence? Me and my ex,

when we, well, when he came over to my house, we were about 15 and he saw my teddy bear sitting on my bed um i had it since birth and he's like why do you have my teddy bear i'm like that's not your teddy bear that's my teddy bear that's mr brownie and he's then a couple weeks later i went over to his house and i saw his teddy bear i was like oh my gosh we have the same teddy bear and we've both had them since birth so yeah that was cool. I think that is a good coincidence there. Are you a similar

age as well obviously so was the wear and tear of each teddy bear similar? That's crazy. Wow. Now that is good. Yeah, you pass shy. It's actually spurred, I'll tell you if we bring this back another week, it's actually that has sparked a coincidence that I've had too.

So I'll bring that up. I heard a story many years ago, and I don't know if it was an urban myth. I don't think it was, where a girl lost her, speaking of teddy bears, lost her teddy bear and left it on an Air New Zealand flight. And it was like a little bunny, and it said her name on the bottom. I think her name was Skye. So she'd written Skye on the bottom of the teddy bear. Fifteen years pass.

She forgets about it. It was a very sad moment in her life. She's at a garage sale one day looking through a box. No. There's the teddy bear in there that she was like, oh, my God, I had the same teddy bear. She pulls it out. She's like, I'm going to buy it. She turns it upside down.

It's got her name on the bottom. Stop. Oh, that's fate. Oh, that's fate. Yeah, that's fate. That is crazy, eh? Unbelievable. God, I love that. Now that is a coincidence.

Oh, that is a remarkable coincidence there. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. Win a share of $50,000. Cash. With the edge cash-trapped. Trapped. Trapped. Oh, that's it.

Gives me PTSD, that sound. All you have to do is call 0800 EDGE or text 3343CASH and then what you need the money for. We have Sam. Sam, your car needs a service. It does. Oh, my God. It keeps coming up ABS service required,

which I'm pretty sure is the automatic braking system. Yes. Oh, yes. ABS service required, which I'm pretty sure is the automatic braking system. Yes. Yes. I mean, it's anti, what is it called? Anti-skid braking system. Okay. Yeah.

Anti-brake. So that means you need brakes. I'm not a car galley, as you can tell. I think most cars need brakes now. Yeah, I imagine most. Okay, so your car needs a service. When was the last time it was serviced? Well, my partner usually, you know, will change the oil and that for me.

Yeah, you sound like me, Sam. It's been a while since I've had a professional. Well, the boss has given me actually a decent amount. A decent amount. I think he's heard me. Me complaining that I'm not allowed to give him very much. I don't know if this will cover it or not, but you're allowed $500.

Wow. So you can have that, Sam, or walk away. Okay, the squeaky wheel. $ away. Okay, the squeaky wheel. $500. Yeah, the squeaky wheel. I complained enough. I'd imagine that would, it depends on the car. What sort of car are we talking there, Sam?

How much? Sorry? $500. How much was it? $500. Oh, mate, $500. Hands down, please. Whoa.

Okay, she's taking it. She hasn't even heard my spiel. Okay. I'm a broke girl. $500. Congratulations, Sam. Okay, I'm going in. Oh, my God.. Okay. Okay. I'm a broke girl. $500. Congratulations, Sam. Okay. I'm going into the vest.

Oh, my God. Thank you so much. I'm going into the vest, and I'm revealing. I mean, it doesn't matter what this amount is because it's a good amount. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

Here we go. Sam, it doesn't matter because you don't have it anyway, and you've gone away with $500, and you came with nothing? Yeah, uh-oh. You could have gone away with $1,200. Stop! I'm so sorry. But that's fine.

Yeah, I'm really sorry. I didn't hear what you just said then, but I'd imagine it is. Maybe an answer on your phone as well, unfortunately. Don't be sorry. I'm very grateful. Oh, thank you. $500 will go a long way. $500. You're welcome as well, unfortunately. Don't be sorry. I'm very grateful. Oh, thank you, Sam. 500 bucks. You're welcome.

Thanks, Sam. Bless you, Sam. 500 bucks. That's great. Is that one of the biggest amounts you've offered? I think it is the biggest amount. She took it, which is great, but it still wasn't quite as good as Dad's. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge.

I got a call from my mum yesterday. And bless her. It's her birthday today, by the way. 45. So happy birthday, mum. Oh, goodness. She doesn't look a day over 30. I've got her on the phone.

Morning, mum. Good morning. Morning. Thank you for that. Yeah, you're welcome. You're welcome. What do you have of mine that you have kept for, what are we talking, 15 years? I've got a lot of things but I think

you might be talking about the things I've kept from your boyfriends when you were younger. Boyfriends, plural. All the skeletons. I think one of them was a girlfriend as well in there. You've got my old jewellery. Okay. You've got my old jewellery.

Mum, you rang me and said Do you want these back And I'd forgotten that you still had them Why did you have them in the first place I was Your old room you know Which is my extra room And I was going through the wardrobe

And I found the box of all your old stuff And that included your Jewellery Letters, no we have to get hold of these letters we need the letters oh god okay and okay and so i i'm what i'm guessing is heartbroken little meg would have said to you i can't throw these out can you look after them for me mum and now we've left them in a wardrobe for 15 years. Yeah. Pretty, pretty much. It was yes, you were

well, with one of them anyhow, you were quite heartbroken and you wanted to throw everything out and I said, just give it to me, I'll look after them and yep. And put them away. You've always been somebody to think it's good to keep things from the past. Yeah. I keep safe. I've got letters from my boyfriend

when I was 14. Wow. Have you shown your husband now? Does Graham know that? Yeah, I think he does. I don't know. He's just kind of tense blind. I've got a big chocolate box of letters and things.

Mother like daughter. Okay. We need to get hold of this box. No, so. We really do need it. Mum's cutting out now, so we can't do this. How much jewelry are we talking here?

Yeah. How many boyfriends? Well, one girlfriend and two boyfriends, I think. Yeah, so I've got two, I think there's two or three rings there, an engraved locket saying, I love you, Megan.

That lasted? There's a little string bracelet, you know, friendship bracelet. Okay, so we've got quite a few. Okay, thank you. A real mix of boyfriends as well or girlfriends because one of them brought you a gold bracelet, the other one got you a little crappy friendship bracelet. We're being younger and older. Okay, so what do you guys think I do with it?

Because mum said, do you want this back? And I genuinely was like, I don't know. I feel weird to throw out jewellery. It feels like something you don't throw them in. Look, let's be honest. Let's not beat around the bush. Everybody has a past. Keep the jewellery.

I think it's weird if you're wearing it. But then what do I do with it? I just keep it. Well, I don't know. You can throw it out if you want, but I don't think it's weird that necessarily it's still existing. You can give it to Daisy and not tell her the backstory behind it. And just say, oh, your dad gave me this locker that says,

love you, Megan. And it's definitely not. Oh, maybe not that one. Not the engraved things. Yeah. I know someone who's been divorced for about 20 years, but they've taken their old wedding ring and they wear it on their toes so they feel like they're standing on their ex every minute.

That's genius. My parents have been split up for many, many years, since I was like six or seven, and I think my mum used to, I don't know if she still does, she'll correct me if I'm wrong, still wears her engagement ring. It's a beautiful ring. Because it's nice jewellery, right? Would she put it on a different finger?

I think she still wears it every now and then on the same finger. Maybe somebody else has been in this position. What do you do with your ex's jewellery? Whether it's an ex from a long time ago, you're married. That's my situation. This is from first and second loves, and then they've been kept by my mum because she didn't think I should throw them out at the time.

I forgot they existed. I'm now married with my second child coming. Do I throw them out? Do I keep them? What do you do with the excess jewellery? Yeah, we need your advice. 0800 The Edge. We'll also call Guy, your husband, and see what he thinks.

Right. He's pretty easygoing. About all the skeletons in your closet, man. Yeah, yeah. Mum called me yesterday. By the way, I was joking that she's not turning 45. A few people concerned about when Mum had me. She looks it.

Thanks. She called me yesterday and said, I've been doing a clean-out of your old wardrobe, and I found a box of your old things, people concerned about when mum had me. She looks it. Thanks. She called me yesterday and said, I've been doing a clean out of your old wardrobe and I found a box of your old things including jewellery from X's.

Yeah. Engraved jewellery from X's but good jewellery, good high quality stuff, silver and gold and rings and things. So it hasn't all rubbed off. No, it's not like

tarnished like, you know, like cheaper jewellery. Stuff that makes your fingers go blue. The good thing is someone's text through, give them away to listeners.

That would be great. We could do an Every Caller Wins Meg's Old Boyfriend's jewellery. Yeah, it's from a range of exes. I'll leave you. I've got my husband on, Guy. How would you feel about me if I had this story back?

Or do you feel the way about it? Well, no, I don't mind if we have it in the house. We could take it to cash converters, and then we can just have some loose change just going around in the car if we want to fill up the meter at parking, because I can't imagine it's worth anything. It's cash converters.

I've never been to cash converters. I've always seen the ads. How much are they converting to cash? I'd love to know if I took in jewelry, how much they're giving me. Yeah. I can't imagine it's much. I reckon it'll be enough to get my husband a Big Mac,

and I think he'd probably quite like it. Oh, yes. Don't do that, guys. He'd quite like to trade in all my ex's jewellery. Now I'm on board. Now I'm on board. Yes, somehow. I'd be interested to know if it's actual gold as well.

Like, people have taken in, like, a gold, like, what they thought was an incredible gold ring with diamonds, and the person's being like, actually, that's not even real. Okay. So you don't mind having it, but you want to sell it. You don't want me wearing it. No.

It's engraved. It'll be some lame sort of quote about boy racing because he was a boy racer. Okay, go. You don't need to. Okay, thank you very much. Is he the one that had the RX-7? Yes. Okay, I wasn't supposed to say that. Is he the one that had this one? He's got. Oh, I wasn't supposed to say that. Is he the one that had this one?

He's got his own life. Oh, my God, the poor thing. All the people that died to me, they must absolutely regret it because of now my job. Yeah, all 10 of them. All 10 of them. T, what do you think I should do with, what do you think anybody should do with X's jewellery?

Do you keep it? Do you just sell it? I think we should just chuck it on Marketplace. Chuck it on Marketplace. Get a few bucks. I don't know if anyone's going to want engraved jewellery, but maybe. Unless they've got the same name. Well, Megan's a very common name.

You would find somebody out there that's going to want it. I'll take the pictures out. My mum's named Megan. You could give it to your mum. Is it bad karma, though, being gifted a piece of jewellery from a doomed relationship? I don't think so. I don't think so. Yeah, I saw an engagement ring on Facebook Marketplace yesterday that just got put up.

Made me sad. But you've got to get the money back somehow. True. Okay, sell away. Thanks, T. Oh, sorry. And Cindy, what do you think I should do or anybody should do with exes' jewellery? Yeah, I actually had a whole bunch of jewellery that I had from exes or, you know,

there's like you get from your friends once you finish school and they've got their first jobs and they can buy you nice gifts. Yeah. And I took all of that and I had it melted down into a really big, thick, chunky ring. It's like about 1.2 centimetres thick. And it's solid, solid. And I had a really cool engraving put

inside it. I had learn from the past, live in the present and dream of the future. And it weighs about an ounce of gold. It's really far-grained. You had really nice friends. I don't think my exes were that nice. I think it's all silver. But wow, I love that, Cindy.

I love that idea of the kind of lesson that you can melt it all down and it's still part of your past. Yeah. Because I hate erasing things. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I think melting down is a really, really good option for you, Meg. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Melt it down, make it into a ring, and then sell it. I'm going to have to try and talk my husband in because I think he's sold on the Big Mac from AXS Touring. I think he quite likes that one.

Why is he... He's just gone and bought a Big Mac. Cindy, also congrats. Thank you for calling. You've won yourself a double pass to Mickey 17 and starring Robert Pattinson.

Oh, so hot. In cinemas now. Yeah, now. He's an attractive man, isn't he? I saw him. God, he is such an attractive man. He gets better with age.

Have you seen the trailer for that movie? No. His voice sounds very different. It's like he's putting on a weird voice. Is he putting on a weird voice? Have a listen to it during the song. Okay, will do. Great actor.

Very, very attractive man. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. And it's New Music Friday. One, two, three, four. New Music Friday. Brand new. Rock three, four. New Music Friday. Brand new. Oh, I can turn up the back of the car. Yeah, it seems Friday is the day that people and artists create or release new music.

I've got some big names. I don't know if I love the songs. This one is from Lady Gaga from her album Mayhem that's going to be coming out. She had Abracadabra. Trash. I think this one's worse. It's called Vanish. Oh, I don't think it could get worse.

I think it's better than Abracadabra. It's funnier with artists like Gaga. I guess... Should we listen? Yeah. Schmig. Should we listen? Okay.

I think it's sad with artists like Gaga, and I think Katy Perry went through it as well. Taylor Swift to a certain degree as well, before she had her era's era. And I think, like, they sort of go out, anything they do is just uncool. She could make, on paper, the best pop song ever, but because she's just gone out of fashion

or whatever it is, this paradigm shifts, you just can't win. You get to a point where it's like you're making music that makes you feel like you're trying to be young or if you age your music up, you're like old and cheesy. Yeah.

It's really bizarre. But it's only, it seems to be only a thing that happens with women artists, you know? You're right. Is Sharon still fine? Yeah, 100%.

Yeah, it's still cool. It's a prevalent thing with you, right, Cal, with female artists. Yeah. It's sad Yeah, 100%. Yeah, it's still cool. It's a prevalent thing with you, right, Cal? Female artists. Yeah. It's sad, really. All right, let's go to Beautiful People. Sia and David Guetta.

I haven't heard that duo do anything in a while. I know. Titanium vibes. No, we won't say no. Beautiful people say go, go, go. Beautiful people don't stress, stress, stress. We never are. Here we go. Beautiful people don't stress, stress, stress We never are Here we go

Beautiful people say yes It's almost like very 90s techno. Yeah. It does sound very similar to everything we've heard before. Yeah. But I feel like we're just getting to that point in time now. Two more really big female artist names, Jenny and Dua Lipa.

This is called Handlebars. Oh. I don't hate this. Really? It will be big. It will be big. You know what? It sounds like something Sia should have,

not Sia, sorry, SZA should have sung on This is such a SZA sounding beat I don't think Jew is in this part Jenny's from Blackpink right Yeah Dua Lipa sold out her concert To Lee this week In New Zealand

Completely sold out Wow This is new from Calvin Harris It's yet to be released He's doing Country Smoke the Pain Away Oh my god I like it And correct me if I'm wrong This is Calvin singing It's yet to be released. He's doing Country, Smokes the Pain Away. Oh, my God. Ice, sparkle, ice, sun, and juice.

I like it. And correct me if I'm wrong, this is Kelway singing. Yeah, like he sings Summer. We were watching the music video this morning as well. He's growing his beard out. He doesn't even look like a beard. He's in his Country era. I'm into it.

This reminds me of the song Summer. Speaking of Country, The Wiggles and Lainey Wilson have released the song Let's Ride. Wiggle up. Wiggle up. G Wilson have released the song Let's Ride. How long do you think this whole country thing is going to last? I was just about to think of it two years ago. Can we just draw a line in the sand and go, right, country, now let's just leave it to the country artists. Everybody's had a go now, literally everybody. Let's just go back to traditional country artists doing country.

That's all I ask. I say don't stay in the box, do whatever you want. What's wrong? I'm just pissing that we're still, like, every single artist doing country at the moment, like moment I don't understand where it's come from Yes, country music If you're a country artist, great If you're not a country artist, leave it alone

That's not your lane I totally disagree Do whatever you want And this person said it best on the text machine The Wiggles did it best This is what I want from Calvin Harris. Summer. I feel so close.

I feel so close. He sings on this, doesn't he? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Not this. I sparkle like sun. Oh, I love it.

I love it. I can't wait. Can't do it. He's got a great voice. You can't take that away from him. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. Clint, Meg and Dan

scandal. Scandal is thanks to New World. New World wants to make Wednesdays a little more wonderful. Text WONDERFUL to 3343 to nominate someone. A Glastonbury line-up has come out. It looks like a goodie and it's very different. It's the kind of Glastonbury festival you might go to with your old folks. Your old folks, yeah.

What do you call them? Bring Nana and Grandad along to Glastonbury. The appearance. Do you reckon? I think this is the line-up that I'd take my parents to Bring Nana and Grandad along to Glastonbury. The appearance. Do you reckon? I think this is the line-up that I'd take my parents to. Would you take your mum to Glastonbury? This one? I thought this line-up looked a little bit more like Coachella.

Or maybe I've only looked at the big writing. Okay, so we've got people like the 1975, obviously. Mum's going to get a hot dog at this point. Love the 1975. Yeah, but then Alanis Morissette comes on and Mum's back and she's in the mosh pit with me. I've been to Alanis, I think, with And mum's back And she's in the Mosh pit with me I've been to Alanis I think with my mum

Already Buster Rhymes She's going into The pool loose She's like I'll see you later Text me So she's had a hot dog It's gone straight through her

She's going to the loo now During Buster That's fine But then she's got Neil Young She's back She's back again Here comes mum

And then Olivia Rodrigo She's like she's not bad She might hang around For a bit But she needs to wee That's fine She's going to go Get something else And then Rod Stewart's, she's like, she's not bad. She might hang around for a bit, but she needs to wee. She's going to go get something else.

And then Rod Stewart's here. And so mum's suddenly back again, and she's partying with me. I'm like, mum, Rod Stewart. I don't think I can name one Rod Stewart song. Are you kidding me? Wash your mouth out. Oh, no, no, no. Sorry.

No, I can't. I only know this one. I love your mama body. And you think I'm sexy. Come on, come on. That's it. You're right, Meg, though. A hell of a line-up. So many different genres, eras. John Fogarty.

John Fogarty. Fogarty, Fogarty, not Fogarty. Yeah, Fogarty. Credence Clearwater Revival. He sings Bad Moon Rising. I've also seen Credence Clearwater Revival with my mum. So another thing that she'd be in for, she'd probably leave for Gracie Abrams. I'd love that, though. I'd be very excited. I'd leave for that as well. thing that she'd be in for she'd probably leave for Gracie Abrams

I'd love that though I'd be very excited I'd leave for that as well Noah Khan should be excited for I just think it's a really cool like the Prodigy see my brother's there now

the Prodigy played Electric Ave yes and he loves the Prodigy he's a pop here's my brother where's he been I don't know where where's he been

having donuts and stuff my brother Chris is there too I just think it's a really really cool line up and really cool to kind of see a real range of people going to Glastonbury this year. Yeah, it's a great line-up. Joe, he's going to be there.

He's doing a lot at the moment. Clint and I interviewed him a few weeks ago, Joe. Obviously, Joe Carey from Stranger Things plays Steve Harrington. Such a lovely man. Such a really, really nice guy. You know how sometimes fame goes to people's heads? Yeah. Not in that lovely man. Such a really, really nice guy. You know how sometimes fame goes to people's heads? Not in that case. Not him?

Yeah, really nice guy.