The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW #472 WELLY LOVES THE CLAP...

Episode Date: March 9, 2025

Zero humans participated in the creation of this podcast caption... Join Clint, Meg, and Dan in a lively morning show for the latest in music, quirky conversations, and juicy gossip. This episode dives into funny banter about cats and fake Instagram accounts, gives away cash with 'Cash Strapped', discusses the devastating impact of Cyclone Alfred in Queensland, reveals Dan's shocking dancing secrets, and more. Also, find out how to spot a millennial at a party, the best dental care tips, and frequent partner irritations. Tune in for laughs, entertainment, and informative discussions that will start your day off right! 00:54 Fake Accounts and Social Media Shenanigans02:15 Coffee Catch Up05:15 Getting to Know Alex the Crane Operator16:00 Hamilton Bar's New Age Rule23:38 Cash Strapped27:00 Grinds Gears Partner Edition33:14 Challengers Movie Review35:44 Movie Ending Controversy40:29 How often do you wash your legs?42:52 STI Rates in New Zealand45:59 Cash Strapped50:08 Millennials vs. Gen Z01:01:16 Cyclone Alfred in Queensland01:04:48 Teeth Whitening Tips

This is a Edge Breakfast with Clint, Meg and Dan. Good morning. Bang on six o'clock Monday. Welcome to the show. He's back. Our boy. Our boy. Lots changed since I was away.

You shaved your moustache off, Dan. No, it's still there. You know what? Clint, the thing is, I know he's doing a gag. I haven't touched the moustache off, Dan? No, it's still there. Oh, is it? Clint, the thing is, I know he's doing a gag because he knows. I haven't touched the moustache and I've had a lot of people message me or comment

on my moustache. How many? Two people. Two people. Mum and your fake account. Oh, well, yes. Did you still have Helen, your fake account on Insta?

Helen, no. What was her name? It was Sarah, wasn't it? I had a fake account. No, it was an old lady name. No, it was an old lady name. Yeah, it was an old lady name. Oh, no. Because I had to,

you know the thing where it changes the account name? Diane? It was something like that, but I lost her anyway. I think it was Diane. Someone like that.

Yeah, Dan said I think he forgot his password and he can't log in so he's going to set up a new fake lady. Yeah. It's always good to have a fake account

if you post something because then you can always be the first person to comment on your own thing. Support. Yeah. At least I thing. Support. Yeah. At least I've got one comment. Even if you know deep down it's not a real person.

It's just good old Diane. Whatever happens to sleep at night, bro? Yeah. Giving away plenty of cash away last week with Cash Strapped. Was the vest more favourable, Meg, or not? Yes. Oh, God. Don't get me started. I got so wound up last week. I've come this week at peace that whatever happens, happens,

and it's just a fun little game. She's like an alien, Clint. She's come in peace. Why don't you just start offering, like, $800? Because the boss tells me off. That's why I get mad, because I'm the one that gets in trouble with the boss if I'm giving too much, but then the best goes in, like, shit to my number all the time.

Yeah, and it's like, well, if you're throwing out $200, $300, everyone's like, I'll run the risk, but if you're throwing out $700, $800, $900... I threw out a big number, didn't I? Yeah, but no one remembers that, Meg. No. Okay. People just remember the vest.

Yeah. Time for a little coffee catch-up before we officially kick the show off. For a Monday morning... I just want to thank Meg before we start. You're welcome. She brought us both in a gift. My gift was a book that you've had for many years,

Meg. In fact, yeah, this was given to me as a gift. So how old is the book? Well, let's see when it was first published. Let's have a look. Dan said when he opened it up, he goes, oh, this actually makes me sad, though, because most of these cats would be dead in real life now. 1999. Oh, definitely dead. Definitely dead.

How long does a cat live? Oh, 16 average, I think. 16 years. Yeah, and the longest, about 22, maybe 30. Okay, so they're all dead. Every cat you look at in that book is dead. So it's called Dancing with Cats, and it's just a book full of people that look.

I think there's an old man dancing with a lot of the cats, and I feel like he shouldn't be doing it. Why? I don't know. He just looks a bit creepy, doesn't he? I'd love to see on your Instagram later today, I think there's an old man dancing with a lot of the cats and I feel like he shouldn't be doing it why? I don't know he just looks a bit creepy I'd love to see on your Instagram later today like expectation versus reality so you have a shot of

the book and the person dies with a cat and then you're trying to recreate the exact same shot it would be a shame if I gave you a gift and you didn't use it to its full appeal

well you know what Meg it's going to be the gift that keeps on giving I'm going to try and recreate every shot in this book every day a new shot recreation. There is one lady wearing a mankini Borat style. I've got one of those if you want to borrow it.

I don't want to borrow it. Especially when I'm doing it with a cat. That's odd, isn't it? Weird. Anyway, so there you go. Yeah, there you go. Dancing with cats. You can see Dan recreate those later.

Written by Burton Silver. He's a bush. I've seen a piece of audio saying, the real reason Clint's away. I wonder what that was. Okay, well, I'll tell you the real reason Clint's away. Thank you. He's had an operation to get something removed

from his bottom that he put up there. Oh, I've been there. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Oh, we figured it out. This one was CeraVe. It was a CeraVe bottle.

That's right. Yeah, they didn't approve that post. Yeah, that was right. Yeah. That was right. We sent it off to the right. Yeah, they didn't approve that post. Yeah, that was right. Yeah. That was right. Mainly because they couldn't see the packaging. They were like, we need to see the logo in the first four seconds of the film. That's right.

For real. It was a bottle of CeraVe, wasn't it? Yeah. They actually do have a rule, actually. You do have to see the packaging in the first three seconds. Oh, so that insertion would have worked. There you go. There you go. There you go.

Don't ruin my relationship with Dennis. So he's back. Yeah, Friday. No native item up his bottom. Oh, and then we said we'd know if you had the operation if you stood the whole morning he's sitting. Yeah, barga. Barga, that's right.

Anyway, so Clint's back. Welcome back, Clint. It's good to have you. Good to be back. Yeah. Got any CeraVe? A couple of pumps. Yeah.

Oh, sorry. You guys. Sorry. Who's been the most naughty? He's been absolutely diabolical. He's been diabolical. I don't know if it's been showing off to Cal or the boys. Bit of both.

Bit of both. And then I think you missed your Rell-a-Lin a couple of days in a row. Oh, I've forgotten it again today. And this is the thing. I went to my ADHD doctor last week and he said you have to be taking it twice a day. To him, what did that cost? To literally have your doctor just being like,

are you taking your meds? Nearly $300. Yeah. It's expensive. Alex from Hamilton. Getting to know him this morning a little more intimately with a question. We will assume the answer of Alex and whoever's the closest to her actual know him this morning a little more intimately with a question that

we will assume the answer of. Alex and whoever's the closest to your actual answer wins this morning. Good morning, Alex. Good morning. How are we this morning? Good, Alex. Great to hear from you. Hey, since you're a crane operator, are you the person that sits in that tiny little box

way up in the sky? Depending on what you do, yeah. So we majority deal In the mobile cranes Which is down on the ground Thank God for that Oh yeah And you drive them around With the big wheels

I've seen those He also drives A Mazda 323 He's got a lovely wife And two kids We've never had anybody Say a like Descriptive word

Before their wife Yeah They've never said Horrible wife No they haven't either She could be listening You never know Do Oh, do you think she's going to want to hear that your favourite position is 69

then? Yeah, she would absolutely agree. That's actually, Alex, that's great when your favourite is their favourite. Yeah, that's rare. I've never had a good one of them. I've never had a good one. It's not my favourite. Also, Alex, just a little peek behind the curtain for us. When you talk to Producer

Kyle before you chat with us, how does he ask you that question? It was straightforward. It was great. He just said, what's your favourite? He doesn't go, hey, how much should we get to know each other? Do you want to talk about your favourite intimate position? Carl, Producer Carl?

Yeah, I just kind of go through, what kind of car do you drive, mate? Yeah, okay, you got any kids or a wife yet? Sweet, what's your favourite position, bro? And then he puts them on hold and they go, oh. That was weird. Why did I give him that information? I don't know him. Okay, well, Mick's going to ask you another question.

We're going to assume your answer. Whoever's closest will win. Yeah, I see your nicknames are also Lick or Duck. Boys, we have to guess why he has those nicknames. Ooh, Lick or Duck. Lick or Duck. Yeah, so he's got two nicknames, Lick and Duck. So can we have to guess why he has those nicknames. Ooh. Lick or Duck. Lick or Duck. Yeah, so he's got two nicknames, Lick and Duck. So can we guess just one of them?

You can guess just one of them, Dan. Hmm. Okay. That's a tricky one. I wonder if a flock of actual ducks was flying over and someone yelled Duck, and Alex has turned his duck, his head up to have a look, and it's kind of caught the end of his tongue.

Oh, God. He licked a duck. He licked a duck and they couldn't decide if they wanted to call him Luke or duck because he did both. Dan, the points for us for the taking. He's losing. Okay. He licked a duck somehow.

I reckon he was playing cricket once and he got out for a duck. Is that a thing in cricket? Yeah. I think Alex kind of sounds like somebody drunk Was it Alec? Alex or something And they were a bit drunk And so it kind of became Licks

Short for Lick Yeah, yeah, yeah Okay, who's closest? Alex? Sort of the abbreviation of my name, Lick It's pretty close Okay I'll take it She's done it Okay, so Lick, Alec pretty close. Okay. I'll take it. I'll take it.

She's done it. Okay, so Lick, Lick, I get it. But then why Duck? So Duck was there when I first started at my job as I had about four ducks and I was giving the boys duck eggs. Oh. How cute.

So like, look at Duck giving us some eggs. Oh, good on him. God, I didn't even know you had duck eggs. So they called me Duck. Yum. Well, where do you think they get ducks? No, I know, but I didn't know you ate them. I didn't know it was like a thing that you had duck eggs. They call me duck. Yum. Well, where do you think they get ducks? No, I know, but I didn't know you ate them. I didn't know it was like a thing that you ate duck eggs.

Salted duck egg, yeah. Really? Oh, interesting. Yeah. Never had one. 100-year-old duck egg. We can get one for you. Oh, yeah, the 100-year-old.

Like, these have them on Fairfactor. No, thank you. I would absolutely throw up everywhere if I had one of those. Disgusting. Yeah, OK. We'll make a note. Thanks, Alex. That's not making us not want I had one of those. Disgusting. Clint, make a note. There's not making him not want to get one, Dan.

Clint, Meg and Dan on the Edge. Scandal with Meg. Clint, I'm actually going to give you a bit of a recap here because you missed this last week. So Megan Sussex slash Markle has a new TV show on Netflix. Have you seen it yet? Nah, but I've seen it teased on Netflix. Oh, well, actually, it's been like top 10

worldwide, so it's been renewed for season two. But I think it's top 10 because I hate watching it. Okay, but if people hate watching season one, I don't think they go back

for two. I'd be interested to see how many people have got past the first two eps before they've gone. Well, they must have been good because, again,

it's been renewed. Mindy Carling is in one of them. She's an actress and notoriously quite a funny actress. And she was in one of the episodes with Meghan. She said, oh, you would never think Meghan Markle eats Jack in the Box, which is a fast food item. And Meghan goes, why do you keep calling that? You know I'm Meghan Sussex.

And it was a bit of an awkward moment in the show. After that, she got interviewed on a red carpet about the show have a listen we saw you in the megan markel lifestyle trailer for netflix what did she cook what's the best part of having her as a friend is it the chef i mean i had had my baby and i think i was like two months postpartum and she texted me and was like do you want to be in my show and when you hang out with Megan you know the food is going to be good and so it's just nice to have someone else be cooking for me so and I was like I'll come to Montecito and have you cook for me and go to your garden and that's that's what we did nothing about being her actual friend just what do you think was that just an answer my husband thinks that was just a normal answer or do you think she's saying something there I I think most people, if they don't have the

context you just gave, are like, oh yeah, cool. But if you have the context of the show and what's actually happened on it, then you go What are you raving about your mate? If you guys had a TV show, I'd be like, oh I loved it. I'm so happy. It's such a great show. Make sure you watch it. Megan's just so great. She should be doing this more.

Well, Anna Kendrick and Blake Lively have a new movie out. It's a sequel to their first movie, A Simple Favor. And she was walking down the red carpet for the premiere when she was asked about working with Blake Lively. And she said this. Anna, what does it mean to be working with Blake again? Oh, no.

It's hard to hear, but she says, oh, you know. Oh, you know. I don't. Oh, you know. And she's smiling and she says it and then keeps talking you'd think if she

because she would know about all the drama around Blake Lively she would if she wanted to defend her she would have there it's a perfect opportunity

you're right I think because of because I'm like yeah she's just saying oh you know I'm moving on she doesn't want to talk about it

but if you know the heat she's getting bad press that they don't deserve then you defend and go oh oh, she's amazing. It's been great. It's been amazing. It's been such a fun project to work on together.

But she didn't. Oh, you know. She's basically said, yeah, she's a bitch. I just can't see Ryan Reynolds being with a bitch because he's such a lovable, lovely, goofy, fun guy. And I just don't think he'd muck around with someone. I don't think she's a bitch to him, though. I think she's probably very unaware that she's been bitchy.

She seems like a person that just doesn't seem aware of her own words sometimes. But I think when you're in love with someone, I know a few people that are in relationships with dickheads. Go on, name them. I'm not going to name them because... People you know, not famous people. Yeah, well, there's a couple of people that are well-known,

but I think there's also a couple of people I know that aren't famous that they're with someone and you're like, why are they with them? It's because they love them. Some people say that about Hannah, your wife. Yeah, oh, God, I'm sure they do. They're like, why is she with that prick? Did she lose a bet?

What happened? What is she doing? She can do so much better. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. And McDonald's surprise prize is back at Macca's. You can play for a one in three chance to win, plus weekly draws for your chance to win $10,000 cash. The person that is lucky enough to be playing is Emily this morning.

Emily works as a nurse in the operating theatres. Are you the person that hands the doctor the scalpel when he goes scalpel? Yeah, and that's Emily. Yes, I am. I am definitely one of those. Wow, are you working today, Em? No, I worked last night till like 11.30.

Oh, well you're up early. Wait, did you just finish your shift or did you get home at 11.30? I got home at 11.30 and now I'm making the kids lunches. Damn, you, wait. Did you just finish your shift or did you get home at 11.30? I got home at 11.30 and now I'm making the kids' lunches. Damn, you work hard. You work hard. What sort of operations are you doing? Are you doing all sorts or is there one operation you do more of?

So I'm mostly working in acute trauma. So I'm working with appendix to lap appendixes, plastic surgery. So a little bit of everything really. Wow, that's fun. Do you have to count that you've got all the utensils back at the end of every shift? Because we read those stories about them being left in people.

So do you actually do the count? So we do the set counts for all the instruments. We do the swab counts, sponge counts, blade counts. So how do they get left in people? Because someone like Emily didn't count properly. Well, that too. There's a lot of us in there. So how do they get left in people? Because someone like Emily didn't count properly. Yeah. Well, that too. There's a lot of us in there, you know.

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There's a Hamilton bar, House on Hood. No doubt you've been there if you're in the Tron. They've got a new rule that they're imposing. Only on Saturday nights, though. So the rest of the week, there's no rule. Yeah. But on Saturdays, it's a 20-plus bar. 18 and 19-year-olds are not allowed.

I think that might make more of the older people possibly go. And by older, I mean like 20-year-olds are not allowed. I think that might make more of the older people possibly go. And by older, I mean like 20-year-olds. Yeah. I mean, I'd imagine that under 20s, it would be annoying because they'd come in. I'd imagine they'd preload. They wouldn't buy much. Yeah, I think. You know, as a bar owner.

Excited about drinking for the first time. Yeah, and you're actually going for a vibe, and you're not really going to purchase a hell of a lot of drinks because you've already done it at home, I imagine. Producer Kyle, you tried to reach out to owner John. He messaged you yesterday. Did he say why, or is he just... Yeah, yeah, he messaged me back.

So I messaged him yesterday afternoon. He messaged me back at like 11 o'clock last night, and he's like, look, give me a go. Here's my number, but I'm not usually up that early. I guess because he's working until about 11 o'clock. Well, according to the story, John was talking about how they've put up with a year of five-figure damages to the property. Five-figure?

Have they figured out that every single time it's like 18 or 19-year-olds? Well, I guess that's where he's putting the blame. What are they damaging these kids? Because that's $10,000 or more, right? Glasses, tables, doors, I imagine, and cubicles. Yeah, cubicles and doors. Yeah.

Which maybe he just thinks it's a respect thing. If you're older, you're just going to be more respectful of your surroundings in a bar that you enjoy frequently. But how much do you change in one year? You know, if you're banned at 19 and then the next day you can go in if you turn 20. That's wild. I think there's a few bars around the country

maybe that are not now but in the past have done the R20. They've tried it. And I don't know how successful it was. But I also wonder whether it just promotes these kids, like 18, 19-year-olds, just getting fake IDs. Right, I had a fake ID. Did you? Of course you did. Yeah, I did. I was Kelly McVeigh.

Shout out, Kelly, if you're new. So wait, was it a fake ID that you got made? No, no, no. It was a girl at school. She was a couple of years older than me. was it a fake ID that you got made? No, no, no. It was the girl at school. She was a couple years older than me. Oh, and she just gave you your ID? I think somebody else,

sorry Kelly, I think somebody else gave me your ID. Poor Kelly McVeigh. I was always very respectful to be Kelly McVeigh. Yeah. Absolutely.

Aisha is 20. She said she's quite glad of the band. Saying there's a lot of violence caused by 18 year olds. Yeah. And she's 20.

Yeah. She's on her high 20 yearyear-old horsey going, yeah, I remember what I was like when I was 19. You acted like a boomer. Last year. Like a boomer. These kids these days. Back in my day.

Okay, what do you reckon? Bit ruffle, fair enough. I mean, if it's John's bar, I think it's his rules and he should be able to do what he wants. Or do you think, hey, legally you're allowed to drink in frequent establishments like House on Hood and that right's being taken away from you because I guess you're being stereotyped

like every other 18, 19 year old. It does make me feel for the 18, 19 year olds that are actually genuinely like good kids or like good people. I was always good. And they can't go anymore because of a few baddies. There's always a bad egg that ruins it for everyone else. Yeah, they do. You would have done naughty

things when you were 18, Dan. No way. No way. I didn't even go to bars. I sat at home with my mum. Did you massage train? Yes. Oh yeah, we'll explain more about that.

That needs more explanation next. There is a new rule for House on Hood, a Hamilton bar that John owns. I was just having a look actually at the story here. He said younger patrons would shove glass bottles into toilet bowls and then cover it with paper. Absolute children. And then he's gone on to just say that most 18-year-olds were going to bars for the first time

and were still learning, quotes, good drinking habits and self-control. And fair enough. I think if it's your bar, you can do what you want, obviously. If it's been damaged, he's lasted a long time. There's actually a post that House on Hood did on Instagram saying that we are now doing 18 or 20 plus Saturdays. Some people were saying Kate said thank God for that.

Sarah said ruined it for those who are actually responsible. Corbyn said, the best news. Angelique said, understandable. Love bringing my son who's 19 here for the first time. Sad news that some young ones had to ruin it for others. But see you in June when he's 20. That's the thing. It's just bad eggs that ruin it for everyone else.

I actually don't think it's an age thing. Because most, I'd say 99.9 percent of people know how to respect property it's that 0.1 percent that are just heathens well the frontal lobe in young men um i actually weirdly googled it this morning um it's fully developed between the ages of 25 and early 30s so my husband's might still be developing which is good to know for me um but yeah early 30s is like the latest that the frontal lobe develops and And we're looking at like, you know, a long distance between that with 18 year old guys. Yeah, true.

And that frontal lobe is that kind of responsibility part of your brain. Brooklyn, 22. What do you reckon about bars making, I guess, age restrictions higher than the legal drinking age of 18? I personally, I like it. Yeah.

Fair enough, but you're 22 you're over the hill absolutely we're old yeah what about if you can think back to when you were 18 Brooklyn would this

have pissed you off yeah no not me personally I think like because of my experience it is all the younger people that like

are so destructive and just will in it yeah yeah okay okay we've got one vote for fair enough. And Michaela, what do you think? Bit ruffle, fair enough?

20 plus bars? I think it's fair enough because if you disrespect property, it's not yours. You lose privilege and teenagers need to learn to respect property, drunk or not. Yeah, and you're in Hamilton as well,

so have you ever been to House on Hood? Oh, yeah, I've been. Oh, yeah. Oh, God, yeah. Thanks, Michaela. I get worried, not worried, but I only think, like, if they can't go to a place, they're just going to do it, but where?

It's not like they're going to suddenly go, well, I'll stop drinking until I'm 20. The photos that John's, like, shared or that are being shared in the article on the New Zealand Herald, you know, like the actual cistern and the ceramic bowl. I don't even

know how they've done it. They've smashed it in half. When was the last time you accidentally smashed your toilet in half? But how do they know that was an under 20 year old? That's what I don't understand. Unless they have video footage. I suppose if you've had enough destruction over a year, you start realising it's the same sort of repeat offenders.

And unfortunately, yeah, some people just miss out. Anyway, all these issues and more, it's the MyCostking Breakfast at Newstalk ZB. Luxon joins us next. What time is it? 27 past eight. No, it's not. It's 6.56. Yeah, thank you, Dan.

Clint, Meg and Dan on The Edge. Win a share of $50,000. Cash. With the Edge Cash Trapped. Trapped. Trapped. Right, guaranteed cash. Every morning at 7 and 8.

And a reminder, $2,000 and a double pass to Jim Beam Homegrown. Strapped to Harrison from Edge Afternoons. 8am Friday, Kelburn Park in Wellington. Yeah, nice. Best of luck. I reckon he's learned from his mistakes like you said last time, Meg. Not wearing jorts. Yeah, I hope so too, although I don't know if they're going to help him that much

if he's going up against Olympians. We'll just have to see. Yeah, Dan's given away a heck of a lot of cash inside his vest lately. You've got $800. Yay! $700! Is your partner next to you right now, Natalia? You need to call him and tell him he's an idiot.

$10. Oh! $900! Oh, my God. Oh, my God. $1,300! You get the gist? Yeah, yeah.

A lot of money. Okay, well, we've got Jessie who's playing this morning. Hey, Jessie! Hi, guys. How, yeah. A lot of money. Okay, well, we've got Jessie who's playing this morning. Hey, Jessie. Hey, guys. How's it going? We're good. Jessie, I hear that you're cash-strapped because you've got three boys in the endless pits of hunger.

I hear that's the case anyway. Grocery bill is huge, and you were saying that you want as many two-minute noodles that you can get your hands on so they can just, I guess, like, chuck those back and it can tie them over till dinner time. Yeah, noodles and cereal, fill them up. I think that's fabulous.

I saw that and I've been working behind the scenes and doing some maths, which I have actually double-checked on a calculator because we all know I'm not that smart. Yeah, go on, Meg. So I looked on my pack and save and a five-pack of Maggi two-minute chicken noodles. Oh, no, the kids like the young Megarang. Please, Clint, they are not being fussy. Megarang, yeah. Don't make pack and save. And a five pack of Maggi two minute chicken noodles.

No, the kids like the meat goreng. Please, Clint, they are not being fussy. Meat goreng. Okay, well, they're getting the two minute chicken noodles, all right? They're $3.79 for a pack of five, which means with the money I'm going to give you, you can get 329 packets of chicken noodles. That's what the rest of the year sorted one a day for the kids, and that is $250. Oh, okay.

There you go. $250, put that, and just spend it directly on cereals and noodles. Imagine that. You look like a crazy person if you spent $250 on noodles. I think it's a limit per customer. 65. Yeah, I don't know. 65 packs of the multi-packs, and that will do it.

Okay. Jessie, you could take that $250 and slum it with some magic. Or you could go me-goram. Oh, for goodness sake. Okay. And not just that. You could also buy a couple of steaks, some cereal. No, Dan talks his big game.

I don't want steaks. Okay, for anyone who's never heard this game, Dan has no idea what's in his vest. It's always empty promises. You heard that montage before, though, Clint. That was a good montage. So, what's your choice? What do you want to do, Jessie?

Got to make the decision. $250, it's all yours. Is it meagre? No strings attached. Wait, wait, wait. You can still get... That's a tough one. If you get meagre

and you can still get $250 packets with my money. Not enough for the whole year. $250 packets of meagre. It's not enough for the whole year, Meg. Come megalang. It's not enough for the whole year, Meg. Come on. I reckon it's Monday morning, and I came with nothing, so let's risk it.

Oh, Jessie. Here she goes. You came with nothing. Okay, let's see if it pays off for you. Let's go. Is she going home with a year's supply of magic or a lifetime supply of good times and megalang? $700! $700!

Oh, my God! Well played! Oh, guys, that's going to keep the kids all fed for, I reckon, maybe a week and a half. Yeah, it's incredible. Lucky you didn't take Meg's money. They would have starved to death. True. Well done, Jessie.

Thanks, Jessie. We play again at 8 a.m. If you missed it this time, you can still text cash to 3343 and what you need money for. Yeah, Grind Your Gears Partner Edition. What's your partner been doing over the weekend that is absolutely pissing you off? The most common things we do to aggravate our partners is next.

You all right, buddy? I just clipped my nipple in the vest. Oh, you always wear it too tight. And he always has hard nipples for some reason. Especially after cash drag. That's just giving away cash. Gets his nipples all erect. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge.

You know what really grinds my gears? It's just one of those days. All right, Grinds Gears Partner Edition. What did they do over the weekend that has you still angry at them? Let's find out first how guilty you are of some of the most common things we do to aggravate our partners. All right, Meg, Dan, you got any little dingers ready? Oh, here he goes. He's come loaded. Asking your partner if you look fat is the most annoying thing

that you can do in a relationship, supposedly. Do people ask that? I don't. Okay. I don't know. I don't look fat in this. No. Dangerous driving.

Oh, dangerous driving is very unattractive. Good girl, Meg. She's playing honest. Yeah. Yeah. And it goes both ways. He seems to speed up at roundabouts

and I don't know why rather than slow down. He's still at roundabouts. One of the most annoying things when people slow right down at a roundabout and no one's coming. They slow right down

and you're like, just go. He's literally never done that in his life. There's a roundabout down the road from Meg and I's house because we live

in a very similar place and man, oh man, it's the most dangerous roundabout in the country, I reckon. You almost have to close your eyes and drive through it. No, you totally do. I do it. I close my eyes and just hope for the best. Again, the most common things we do to aggravate our partner is bad navigation. Like they're giving you bad directions, send you the wrong way.

Yeah, it has gotten to the point that you have to just put it in maps because otherwise we'll be chatting and go, oh, that was the turn bit. This is a big red flag, criticising your spouse in public. Oh, no. You should never do that. Never, never. United front in public always.

Oh, God, always, always. Hogging the TV remote? No. Hannah doesn't do that. Okay. Nagging. I thought we were talking about ourselves. This is nagging for intimacy.

Clint, where's your dinger? I'm not playing. I'm the host. I think Clint's problem is his dinger. Spending excess time on a screen. That's me. That's me. Hannah will always say I'm always on my phone.

This is the top things we do to annoy or irritate our partners. Squeezing the toothpaste in the middle. No, I don't even, that wouldn't bother me. Talking loudly on your phone or having it on speak every time you take a call. That's annoying. I do that. Yeah. She's like, how do I defend it?

No, I do that. Letting the animal sleep in the bed. Yep. And snoring. Yep. Guy. Guy is a snorer because I remember he slept over at my house one night. And he, goodness me, we were in the sleepover, Clint.

And someone down, someone snored really badly. He's like a really fit guy and a lot of people kind of put it to being like, snoring equals you're overweight, but he's a super fit guy. And his mum and dad came and stayed over the weekend and every time they stayed, they'd go, I just don't know how you snore that loudly, guy. Heard you from down the hallway. Yeah, very, very loud snore.

Very loud snore. You know what really grinds my gears? It's just one of those days. We're talking about the most common things that all couples seem to agree on when it comes to grinding gears in relationships. Yeah. Yeah, this one I think my wife would agree. When your spouse or partner forgets calendar conversations,

like plans that you've made for the weekend. Oh, on the joint calendar. And you go, what? When did you tell me about that? Weeks ago. Weeks ago. Yeah. Look, I'm so guilty of that.

Hannah will be like, we made this. We literally spoke about it yesterday. And I'll be like, I cannot remember that conversation. You've got to I'm so guilty of that. Hannah will be like, we made this, we literally spoke about it yesterday and I'll be like, I cannot remember that conversation. You could have joined calendars for sure. Gemma says, I get annoyed when we're about to leave the house and then that's when he decides

he needs to take a shit. Oh, that's weird. And also, just why did those, though your stand would put it, ablutions, why do they last 20 to 25 minutes?

Because it's your only time alone. It's your only time alone. Gemma's there, I think you don't want to pinch it off early in case you're like, oh, I've got to go again. Morning, Gemma. Good morning. Good morning. How long on average are his? Are they long too? Sorry?

How long are you having to wait when you're about to walk out the door and he's like, hold on, I've just got to pop in for a poo. Half an hour. Half an poo. Half an hour. Half an hour? Half an hour? I said 20 minutes and you didn't blink an eye, Dan. Half an hour is getting to the point where you need to look at your diet.

If you're just taking a half an hour. That's when you get like dead legs. Yeah. And you stand up and you're like, oh, jeez, I've got to hang on to the basin. You guys are just looking at your phones. Yeah, I mean, I must say, if I ever go in there and I'm spending more than, like, five minutes, it's because I'm doing something else in there.

Like, I'm just scrolling. Why don't you just take his phone off him, Gemma? You go, yeah, cool, give me your phone. Give me your phone and go to the toilet. I'll wait for you in the car. Yeah, that's a good point. I'll do that. Yeah, give it a go.

And then when you guys get divorced, don't blame us. Yeah. Thanks, Gemma. Someone else has texted me when hubby asks where stuff is when it's his house. Oh, no, no. I do the same thing. I'm that person to my husband guy. Do you know why?

Because your partner generally is the one who picks stuff up and moves it. And then they know where it is all the time because they moved it there. That's why my wife always knows where everything is because she's always moving stuff. So she's always just cleaning up after you. I didn't say that. I sounded like you said that to me. Someone else's text you're saying is, dirty talk sucks.

Oh. I'd agree. Sorry, I'd be in the same boat as that. This sounds like Dan. And we've had a few texts like this, saying you'll get up with the kids if you've got young ones, and then both mornings pretending to be asleep. Set an alarm. That would piss me right off.

That'd piss me right off. Set an alarm. Oh, sorry, babe. Said I was going to get up and do the kids this morning and it's now 9.30. What time were they up? She'd be like, 6? Urbanised incompetence. What I do is I wait till Hannah gets up so that George will start crying and she'll get up and I'll go, oh, I'll do it, I'll do it. But she's already up. And she'll go, no, it's fine,

I'm up now. And so it's a perfect way because then you can just be like, oh, okay, go back to sleep. But it looks like you've tried your best. You are not a good husband. And taking food from their plate without asking is another one that's come in as well for things that your partner does that really grind your gears. Dan's not a food sharer. And we've realised unless, Meg, there's a rule. Yeah, the rule is if it's one serving size,

I'm not allowed to ask for any of Dan's food. But if it's two serving sizes on the packet, that he has a packet of chips and I am. God, the secrets made me come across like a real prick. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. I watched it last night, the Zendaya movie, with a couple of, it's like a tennis movie, and there's like two guys that are both into her.

She ends up marrying one and sleeping with both of them. And I don't know, it's like this love triangle thing. Is she a tennis player? Is she a tennis? Is there like any like sexy scenes? Oh yeah, there are definitely sexy scenes. Sexy scenes outside of cars, in cars, in bedrooms. Wow.

Yeah. Got a lot of sexy scenes. Yeah, there was. And I'm going to, yes, I'm going to give spoilers away, even though it's relatively new. It's on Amazon Prime. It said number three in New Zealand, but I think it's number three on Amazon Prime.

Has it been in the movies yet? Like, is it on Cinemascore? Yeah, it was. It's been in God of Will and Truly. Yeah. And they were giving away tickets to it. We wouldn't have if I'd known how bad the ending was. You don't have that pull.

Yeah, I know. They wouldn't have known if you hadn't said that. I like the movie. I like the beginning. I like the middle. The end sucks. I'm going to ruin it for you because I'm going to save you the two hours because it's one of those films with endings so bad you just go, oh my god

what a waste of time. The whole time, it keeps flashing back. I hate flashbacks anyway. So it's Zendaya, and she's a tennis coach. Yeah, and she coaches her husband, which is one of the guys who's in the love triangle because when they were growing up and they were young, these two guys were obsessed with her. One of them sleeps with her.

The other one ends up marrying her. Okay, okay. She coaches one of them? Yeah, and it's like they keep going back, but then it goes back to real time where these two guys who used to be friends that have fallen out of friends because they're obsessed

with the same girl, they're playing each other in a final. Okay. And Zendaya's husband has never beaten this guy. Okay. And you're like, oh my god, is he going to win? Well, he kind of did because he married her. I know, but then in my mind, yeah. She's saying to the guy, can you let him win? He needs this. Can you let him win?, my God, is he going to win? Well, he kind of did because he married her. I know. True. In my mind, yeah. She's saying to the guy, can you let him win? He needs this.

Can you let him win behind the scenes every time they're flashing back and stuff? And you're like, oh, my God, who's going to win? Who's going to win? Comes down to a tie-break situation, two sets each. Six-all tie-break. The end of the movie. Yeah, the end of the movie. And he goes for the volley volley and he goes to hit it

right up at the net and he misses it, falls over the net and falls into the arms of his ex-friend and then they embrace and smile and the ball hits the ground. No one wins the game. Like, you don't know who wins. Do they make out?

In the movie, yes, but not in that moment. Oh, right. Should the boys make out as well? The boys make out. Wait they make out? In the movie, yes, but not in that moment. Oh, right. Yeah. So the boys make out as well. The boys make out. Wow, it is a lot of fun. Wait, hold on. So the movie ends there. The movie just ends, and it's a tie break. So there's 11 points to go.

And it just ends, and it's like, it's artistic. Like, it doesn't matter who wins. The boys have got their friendship. It matters who won. It's a sports movie. It's like shooting in basketball, and then it's like the shot clock goes, and it's in the air,

and then the credits roll. We need to know who won and who lost. So they won their friendship back. That was the whole thing. I think so. I went on Reddit, and that's what people were saying. Producer Carl Stewart, he loved the film.

I've got to stop you there. I loved that movie so much, and I couldn't give a crap at the end about finding out who won that effing tennis match because the whole rest of the movie is like a work of art. The music's amazing. The music's amazing. The story's amazing.

Now Carl's bringing it back. No, no, no. But the thing with Clint, and we had this conversation about Ted Lasso or whatever his name is. Lasso. Lasso, which is an incredible TV show. It's funny.

But it's like, sure, there's a football game in it, but you're getting all wound up because it's like, oh, every time they go to a football thing, we don't actually get to see the rest of the match. It's like, bro, it's not about that. Just watch sport. No, but Meg, the whole movie literally kept

flashing forward and back to this tennis game, like this tennis match final, and we didn't see who won. I like to think, Clint, with the movie I haven't seen, is that because they embraced and they got their friendship back it didn't matter if he lost or won they were just buddies again.

That's what people read it was saying. I literally googled the director, I've never done this, I googled the director of the film so I can never watch any of his movies. And I went and found out all the other movies he's directed so I can never watch his films again. What it means is that if the guy that won always won again, he won again, the guy that always won and he won

again, then the other guy wouldn't have been bothered about it because they're mates and the guy that always loses, he won, the guy that won always won again, he won again. The guy that always won and he won again. Then the other guy wouldn't have been bothered about it because they're mates. And the guy that always loses, he won. The one that always wins wouldn't have bothered. But by winning the match, did he also win his wife? Because she said, I'll leave you if you lose. He said that in the movie. Zendaya goes, I will leave you if you lose this game. Oh my God, he's got a lot riding on it.

But who knows? He didn't win or lose. We don't know. With this movie I've never seen before, before Dan I think the boys end up together and Zendaya's out in the dust I think like no one's gonna watch it now

because we've just completely ruined it for everybody that wanted to watch it or didn't want to watch it good because someone says I agree Clint Challengers movie

does suck another one you're right Clint Challengers was awful the ending especially left you going what the F was that I thought the whole movie

was boring right okay it's been absolutely panned there even though it was the movie of a week a few weeks ago we were giving away free tickets I thought the whole movie was boring. Right. Okay. It's been absolutely panned there. Even though it was the movie of a week a few weeks ago. We were giving away free tickets and they probably paid for your time.

Now we've absolutely lambasted the poor thing. Yeah, well, they're not paying us anymore, are they? No, but I feel like we should have been at least a little bit nice about it. Well, we were probably nice when it came out. Yeah, no, it's a shitter. Don't watch it. Well, it's on Amazon Prime now. It's just number three in New Zealand. I'm just saving you two hours because the ending, just what the hell, mate?

It's like when you're writing a story in English class and you didn't know how to end it. And you go, and then I woke up and it was all a dream. God, the worst movie ever. All right. There you go. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. Right now, though, it is time for... What you got?

Yeah, I know. I've got an intro for it. He's just doing a little pause. Well, I just thought you were pausing because you didn't know what was happening. Where's it gone? No, he likes to pause. He likes to pause for effect, Meg. First wrong thing of the day from Clint.

He's back. Here he goes. Here he goes. Okay. 7.27. Nah, I'm going to do something else. I'll find it later. All right, what you got?

The three of us are going to put something On your radar For the 10th of March Monday that you need To know about Yeah I saw an article Talking about Wonganui's Collegiate

Optional fee $10,000 Collegiate That's what it says Collegiate I know that sounds like I'm saying something wrong Don't you mean it's collegiate

Collegiate Yeah that's the right way To say it It does sound like you're Saying it wrong Because I think You put the M fast mean it's collegiate? Collegiate. Yeah, that's the right way to say it. It does sound like you're saying it wrong because I think... You put the emphasis on the wrong syllable. Yeah.

Okay, collegiate. Did you not go to a collegiate school? I obviously clearly didn't go to a collegiate school, which I'm guessing is a fancy school because... Sometimes it's a surprise when you went to a school at all. Yes, not great. $10,000 for the fees to do certain boarding paths, which makes you... I think you get into some sporting things.

Definitely not enough for $10,000. The price has doubled since 2020, which I thought was probably one of the biggest raises in fees over five years. It used to be $5,000 in 2020, and now it's $10,000. $10,000. For these kids to be a part of the boarding system. Wow. Yeah, one of my best mates teaches there.

Really? Yeah. Well, I hope he's getting good lunches. Yeah, and lives on site. And lives there. Wow. Yeah, well, parents are not happy with the increase in fees. I mean, it's an incredible school.

Is it really? I think it's meant to be viewed as one of the most prestigious schools you can come from in the country. So that's probably got something to do with it. And it's in Whanganui. Who knew? Don't your in-laws live in Whanganui? Yeah, I'm just kidding.

Hey, Whanganui's lovely. And it's in Whanganui. I'm bringing you to the table Formula One starts this weekend, this coming weekend in Melbourne. First race of the season. Carlos Sainz, who was one of the most popular Formula One drivers, has done an interview. Oh yeah, because Meg because he got bounced from Ferrari because Lewis Hamilton drives for them now. Yeah, he was fired from Ferrari.

So he was the fallout from that. Even though he was doing no wrong. And he was asked in an interview if he washes his legs. Okay. And this is his answer. I think men tend to have very specific parts that we wash. Focus points. And some focus points, but then the legs, you're right,

maybe are a bit marginalized. Depends. I'd say, like, at least once a week I do full wash. He's in, like, a Formula One car. I don't think he's, like, up to, like, 60 degrees at the hottest during a race. I imagine he's also working out quite a bit. So, yeah, once a week, he does a full body wash.

I'm the same, though. I don't think I've ever washed my legs. And the reason is, is because I wash my top half, and so the soap rolls down my legs, and so they get clean. Yeah, well, there's a lot of people defending that way. Clint totally disagrees.

I think there'd be a lot of people listening right now that just don't wash their legs. And I've never got all my legs stink. Does that count? I've never said that. Your toes and your feet, do they count as part of your legs? Yeah, you don't wash them. I don't think I've ever washed my feet.

That's feral. Unless I had a dirty foot from running barefoot somewhere. They're in sweaty socks all day. They've got to be one of the most disgusting parts of your body. That's like one of the top three feet. They're the bottom of the shower. They're in sweaty socks all day. They've got to be one of the most disgusting parts of your body that needs, that's like one of the top three feet. They're the bottom of the shower. They're getting the soap.

They're literally sitting in soap. They're also getting, not just the soap, but all the like, dirt from the rest of your body onto the floor. Yes, man. I've got very good foot hygiene.

Why do you even wash anything from your waist down? Why don't you just wash your chest and just let it all run down? Maybe I will. Everything from the belly button now just gets a waterfall wash. In theory, you just wash your chest and just let it all run down? Maybe I will. Everything from the belly button now just gets a waterfall wash. In theory,

you only need to go nipples up. Otherwise... I think there's... Like he said in that clip, there's a lot of focus points that people should focus on. Feet! They're the obvious.

Feet! Feet aren't up to me. Actually, why even like soap your body? Why don't you just shampoo your hair and let it all run down? Come on, stick up for me

here on the text machine. 3-3-4-4-3. Are you going from the waist down no wash like me? Waist down! No, not waist. That's disgusting. Get us out of this break. Waist down!

And next, where are you most likely to catch an STI in New Zealand? Probably my shower. You've angered people, I think, Dan. No, I haven't. Not washing your legs and feet. There's a lot of people agreeing with me Like Paul, morning Paul you agree with me Washing your legs is not needed in the shower Not so much the legs

Mainly the feet You've got to wash those He doesn't agree with the legs And also you said you don't wash from the waist down That was a Freudian slip I meant from the top of the leg down I do wash the waist. Thank you.

Oh yeah, okay. Lucy wants to do it. Lucy as well. Lucy. Lucy. Okay. Yes. Hi guys. Morning Lucy. You agree with me? You're not washing your bottom half either. 100%. And last year on Seven Sharp, Hilary Barry

was given a bit of grief for the same thing. But I agree with you guys. The soap runs down your body. You don't need to wash. That's how you guys. Lucy, that's how you guys. Meg and I are definitely spending the extra eight seconds or whatever it takes to wash your legs. And then another maybe 20 on the feet.

Yeah, I mean, I shave my legs. So, like, I lather up my legs and shave them. So, to me, like, it's just. I reckon you could sniff my leg now. Have a good sniff. And it would smell clean. I actually have a very sensitive nose this time around with pregnancy. Extremely sensitive.

So I don't know if that's going to make me sick or not. Should I give it a go? I don't get paid enough to do that. I'll give it a go. I'm happy with a little sniff. My neck clearly does. Must be nice. My husband calls me the bloodhound at the moment

because my nose is so sensitive. I reckon you could smell... Where's the smelliest part of the leg? I reckon between the knee. No. And I'm out. Okay. She didn't even get around the desk leg? I reckon between the knee. No, and I'm out. Okay. She didn't even get

around the desk. As soon as I saw you pulling down your pants and bending over for the back of the knee. I've got jeans on so that's the only way to do it.

Hey, for anyone who wanted to know, overall STI rates are up 12% from last year to this year. Yeah. The place where you're

most likely to catch an STI is Last Chance of Placebets.... Last chance to place your bets. I'm going to say North End. Low High. National highest overall STI rates are in Wellington. Oh, come on, give that to me. Wellington, good for you.

You're a closer. Yeah, so Wellington was number one. Auckland, two. Taranaki, three. Waikato, four. Hawke's Bay, the fifth highest. Very increasing trends we're seeing in the Hawke's Bay. Most likely to get chlamydia in Wellington.

Most likely to get gonorrhea in Auckland. Why are you nodding there? And syphilis in Auckland. He's speaking from experience. No, I'm just nodding along. That was a knowing nod. That was not a knowing nod. No, it was just a nod.

She's like, yep, yep, not being there. We've all been there, yes. And the age bracket that has the highest infection rates overall. Producer Neeps, how old are you, by the way, bro? 24. Bang, smack in the face. Yes, a 24-year-old from Wellington is the worst, I guess. 20 to 24 is the age bracket with the highest infection rates.

Look after yourselves guys you can do you can be as naughty as you want if you you know do it with protection exactly

you know thank you for the moral to wrap it up Meg put a little bow on that's quite what I mean but bow on that almost like she knows really

win a share of $50,000 cash with the age cash trapped trapped trapped plenty of winners over the last week Share of $50,000. Cash. With the H. Cash trapped. Trapped. Trapped.

Trapped. Plenty of winners over the last week. You've got $800. Woo! $700! Is your partner next to you right now, Natalia? You need to call him and tell him he's an idiot. $10.

Oh! That can happen. Yeah. I don't know why I was calling your partner an idiot. What did he have to do with it? Oh because she She was going to take the money And then she was like Oh my partner says I should go with the money and the vest

So it was his fault Oh yeah idiot But I do think you convinced them to do that as well That's the issue We've got Jess this morning Who's managed to get through for cash trap Morning Jess Good morning

What is this? I hear you're going backpacking in Spain. Must be nice. Wow. Yes, very exciting. Very exciting. When are you going? In July.

Oh, nice. Okay, so do you save? I was one of these people, when you go backpacking, obviously you're doing it on the cheap, but do you save and then spend all your savings while you're there, or how do you earn money whilst traveling? Oh, yeah, no, we're doing it very cheap. But do you save and then spend all your savings while you're there? Or how do you earn money whilst traveling? Yeah, no, we're doing it very cheap.

We're going camping, hostels, very cheap flights around the place. You and your who? Another girl mate? A partner? Yes. Yeah, two of my girlfriends.

Oh, you're nice. Lovely. Yeah, I've always heard I've never done it on the cheap. I've always stayed in hotels because I hate hostels. Don't watch Taken before you go.

Yeah, but I've always heard people that go on a cheap holiday, they have more fun than when they had money. Really? I've heard the absolute opposite. Really? I'm sure you're just going to have a good time, but I've had time. I guess you're doing no frills, but you're able to stay longer. Okay, Jess, but I hear you haven't saved enough because you need cash to go fly

from Parmy to Auckland. You didn't organise that well. No, that's probably the most expensive flight out of them all. Wow. OK, how much do you need? About $300 for that one. $300. OK.

$300, but then I also have to book accommodation for the night before. Oh, OK. Now she's more made up. Now she wants more from the bakery. OK. OK, well, if you're going backpacking, Jess, I imagine you're used to cheaper accommodation.

I'll give you $350, $300 for the flights, and $50 for a night stay. You can get a hostel for that. Yeah. And a dinner. Now, Jess, the vest was kinder at seven. Will history repeat itself? That's up to you.

Do you want the money that you've asked for, about $350, or do you want to risk that, throw it away, and possibly get nothing? Now, I don't know what's in the vest, Jess, okay? I never know what's in the vest. So this is completely up to you.

Yeah. What are you feeling? I told myself anything less than $300 I wouldn't take, but $350 will cover that, and that's what I need. So I'm going to take the $350. Yay! Nicely done, Jess. Well done. Can I just not know what's in the vest?

No, you have to know. I was going to ask you that. I mean, you could just hang up. Do you want to hang up? And everyone else would like to know. I'm going to go in. I'm going to go in. Oh, no, I'll get FOMO then.

I need to know. Okay. If it's a bad amount, I just won't say anything. Okay. How about that? Okay, here we go. I mean, it has been higher more often than not, Clint. Crazy last week.

It was higher every time, I think. It's been good chatting to you, Jess. Thanks for coming on. Oh, no. Thank you very much, guys. Much appreciated. And then what is the point in taking my money? Really, Jess?

Jess is now talking to Producer Carlson. She'll give her bank details if she can't hear it. She just missed out on $1,100. Oh! Meg's brought it back! Did you hear it, Jess, or did you know? Yes. Yeah, I'm so sorry about that.

That's okay. $350. Yeah, exactly. And it's still covering my flights up there. I'm more than happy. So thank you about that. That's okay. Look, you've still got to Spain. 350. Yeah, exactly. And it's still covering my flights up there. I'm more than happy. So thank you very much. Yeah, say goodbye to her in Spanish, Meg. Adios.

Ooh. Is that right? Ciao. I think it is. That's Italian. Yeah, ciao's Italian. Buenos dias. I think adios is right.

Oh, well, thanks, guys. But our brains are like, we think it's right, but surely Meg's first kiss kind of nailed it. Oh, well, thanks, guys. But our brains are like, we think it's right, but surely Meg's first kiss kind of nailed it. Honestly, the faith in me. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. What's my age again? What's my age again? How to spot a millennial at a party.

If you're aged between 29 and 44, you are a millennial, and supposedly there are ways in which people know you're one of us. Me and Dan, definitely millennials. Clint on the cusp. Oh, piss off. I'm still in my 30s. He's on the cusp between millennial and boomer, isn't he? Yeah, on the cusp.

But we do have two producers in here. We've got Web Girl Bella, who's 24, and producing Nipia, who is new to the show. He's also 24. Yeah, there's a person on TikTok who's gone viral saying that there's three ways you can spot a millennial in a club. First of all, they're wearing high heels. Right.

Oh, they're going to guess. Oh, they're guessing. Yeah. Okay. So you know the... Okay. Okay, so I'm giving you one. That's the free one.

Wait, we're guessing. Yeah. Yeah, okay, so Dan's giving you one. What are the other two ways you can spot a millennial in a club or a bar? Also, do you agree on that one, by the way, wearing high heels? No, I don't. See, I reckon it's going full circle on the high heels. Are they wearing them again?

Yeah, they're wearing them again. They're definitely wearing them again. Yeah, or a low heel. Like low, little, like, your little kitty heels. Yeah. Okay. What are the other two ways you can spot a millennial in a club? Okay, take some stabs.

See who gets the closest. They're going home by 10pm. Oh. Yeah. That's not probably right. Say early night. Early if my wife tells us we have to go. Yeah, yeah.

Otherwise. Gotta go back to the kids And the babysitter Yeah That's not on the list But I'd imagine actually That's probably very correct Yeah Hmm

I would say Yeah it would be like More of a stand in a corner Rather than like A big outrageous dance On the dance floor potentially Right right Yeah

That's not correct That's her fault No That's not it I'm always in the corner. I think Meg, like, Meg, you're a millennial. She's dancing up on the dance floor. She's the center of attention.

No, not at the moment. When she wasn't pregnant, she'd be buying, probably, tequila shots. No. Way too much money. Bella? Maybe, like, they're filming and taking photos of, like, Flash on and stuff. On the phone. Boomerangs.

Boomerangs. Yeah, on the phone. You've got one. Correct. So we're just looking for one more. It's according to this person on TikTok. and taking photos with, like, flash on and stuff. Boomerangs, boomerangs. You've got one, correct. So we're just looking for one more. It's according to this person on TikTok. Meeps? I don't know, I'm stumped, eh?

I'm stumped. I would, yeah. Because they can't choose the music in the bar, I would have gone music straight away as well. No, I'll give it to you. Should I give it to them? Oh, yep. Too much makeup, apparently, according to this person on TikTok.

What was that reaction, Bella? Well, like, what's too much makeup? Yeah, exactly. That is right. Gen Zs don't give a damn about how much makeup you do or don't wear. I'm definitely not checking out people's makeup when I go out and drink. It's not, like, the biggest thing they'll look at. How to spot a millennial at the party.

What's the dead giveaway? Actually, just spotting a millennial in general. Maybe we can expand it beyond just a party situation where you go, oh, they're a millennial. That's a 29 to 44-year-old thing to do. What have you got? Still holding on to their Hogwarts house like it's a birthright.

While the Crocs I wear that are Hufflepuff are very comfortable. Man, come on, you're letting the team down. Sorry. They reckon that wearing Converse is a personality trait. Oh, it is. Can't read a map, but will correct your grammar in a text. That's true.

Completely obsessed with avocado on toast, but can't afford to buy a house. Okay, 0800-DEAD-OR-YOU-CAN-TEXT-3342. They use the laughing face emoji heaps. And how much is your house, Neepia, that you own? Thank you very much. I'm from Invercargill, so it's probably cheaper than Auckland. Oh, yeah.

Oh, get in! There is a Gen Z TikToker who's gone viral for how to spot a millennial at a party. And we thought, hey, maybe we could open that up beyond the party situation.

How can you tell that they are between the ages of 29 and 44? And a lot of texts coming through on this, like a lot, and I'd say 10% of texts coming through on this, like a lot, and I'd say 10% of them are people saying skinny jeans.

I just got into skinny jeans when they went out. Pissed me off because I brought about three pairs of skinny jeans to go. Although I've seen some of the like

influencers, cool influencers, Alex Elson, have been like wearing them again so I'm bringing them back. Oh good. Just wear,

honestly, I just think wear what you want and what makes you comfortable. Sorry, what makes you look the best. Okay, yeah. Otherwise, honestly, because otherwise, it's just checkered shirts and jorts everywhere. Yeah. So many jorts.

Yeah, right? I think we're sort of, in New Zealand as well, we live in a bubble where everybody just dresses the same. I find like when you you like, within reason, but there's obviously people on the outskirts, but I mean, largely when you go to festivals,

it's always just a very similar vibe, everybody. Whereas you go to Europe and stuff, people will just wear what they want. What do we think

about Brooks' text that says, how to tell if they're a millennial? They're always the drunkest in the place. Find the drunkest person, you're like, millennial?

You reckon like, mum's gone wild? I kind of agree. Me and Dan were kind of saying that. We think that millennials maybe are worse with the alcohol than possibly. It's the Gen Zs that aren't drunk. Okay. Let's go to Becca. Hey, Becca.

Hey. Morning, Becca. How do you tell a millennial? Oh, the thumbs up emoji. Oh, yeah. Okay. I actually think nowadays, like in the last year or so, even using an emoji at all makes you a millennial.

Okay, let's go to our Gen Z producer, Bella and Neats. Is there an emoji, what is the coolest emoji to just use in general now if you're just chucking one in the mix? It's pretty millennial to ask. None. Right. Yeah, you've shown your age by asking, what's the coolest emoji I could use to look young?

Far out, Clint. I got sent the shakka emoji from one of the Gen Z... Absolutely not. Maybe we're being trolled. Maybe they're trolled and they say, look at this, look at this, I love this, I'll send them a shakka. I'll send them a shakka and you watch,

he's going to start using the shakka for the next two weeks. That's a cool emoji. Kristen, hand to the edge, how can you tell they're a millennial? Side part. shucker and you watch, he's going to start using the shucker for the next two weeks. That's a cool emoji. How can you tell they're a millennial? Side part. Side part? Is that a girl thing? I don't know what a side part is.

I gave up my side part a few years ago. In fact, though, I've got them over. I'm going to start bringing it back tomorrow. I'm going to have a side part. Ankle socks has come through heaps as well. People that wear ankle socks instead of tube socks. When someone said bringing a full wallet, is that like a flex? What do they mean? Just, like, cash and lots of cards and receipts and everything?

I think just a wallet in general is a bit boomer now. Oh, wow. Yeah? Okay. Okay. Okay. Web girl Bella, producing heaps. Anything we've missed?

Typing with their phone with their index finger. That's boomer. That's not millennial. Yeah, come on. You can't type like this. Saying I'm not old while grunting and standing up. Oh, man. Trying to get out a beanbag.

I've got another one. They have a mental breakdown every birthday past 25. Self-care is just buying a new candle and disassociating in the bar. You know what's really Gen Z? Not knowing how to turn your mic on. That pisses me off. They brought Bitcoin at their peak and they won't shut up about it now. Oh, yeah.

Your web gear ballast must be able to use the technology in the booth. How about hate boomers, but Loki is a boomer with back pain and mortgage envy. Yeah. Sure. Do you know who I feel sorry for? Yes. The 29-year-olds who are millennials. Oh, yes.

29 to 44. You're still in your 20s and now you can't even laugh with the Gen Zers. Yeah, on the cusp. Yeah, okay. That one's done, eh? No more? No more of that? They refer to high school as the 2000s like it wasn't decades ago. Oh, okay. Punching below the bell's gone

so we'll take a point off there for producer needs. Meg's going to move us on with a little bit of a scandal update. Yes, I am It's actually Jenny from Blatepink She did the chicken shop date With Amelia Dildilamalama And I've got

What she thinks the best compliment Somebody can get from her is How long it takes to learn how to dance And what's better cute or sexy men Their self care routine is just buying a new candle And dissociating in the bathtub Clint, Meg and Dan On the edge It's all coming up for you. Their self-care routine is just buying a new candle and dissociating in the bathtub. They'll already get that one, so... Clint, Meg and Dan on The Edge.

Scandal. With Meg. Scandal, thanks to New World. Tell us a wonderful thing that could happen to your loved one at theedge.rover.nz in the next Wednesday. Might become a little more wonderful, thanks to New World. Jenny from Blackpink went on the chicken shop date. There are a few bits in her eight minute

interviewed that i thought were the most interesting i thought this was quite good i thought it was a very confident thing to say and i can kind of not quite relate to it but i get what she's saying with what is the best compliment you can receive from jenny that i like them that's pretty good i don't like anyone so i I like you. Oh, thanks. Wow. I like you so much that I flew into London to see you. I think you're becoming obsessed with me. I am a little bit.

I thought that was an interesting way to say the best compliment that you can get is that I like you because I just don't like anyone. Everyone pisses me off. Yeah, I think I can relate to that a little bit. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, I can relate to that a little bit. I would say that's really interesting because I kind of am so picky with my friends.

I think my default whenever I meet someone is I don't like you. Yeah, so if I do. And they have to like click the switch. Yes, if they do, it's kind of like,

actually, that is a big compliment. Yeah, Dan definitely dislikes more people than he likes. Yeah, yeah. So it's kind of like your thing, Dan. Always whinging, aren't I? I thought that was really cool.

Also, Dan, how long does it take to learn how to dance? A good three years to begin with. Three years? I was thinking two weeks tops. Could you ever date someone who had no rhythm? Rhythm is so important. For?

Everything. Everything. And you don't want to date someone who's so stiff? Mm-hmm. No, thanks. No. I couldn't. You could give me three years with the best. No thanks. No. I couldn't.

You could give me three years with the best dance teacher in the world, I'd still come out looking horrible. I don't think so. Shockingly bad at dancing. Yeah, but three years.

I had to have a CAT scan. I know this story. Three years, you could learn anything. I don't know. I've got like two left feet. I reckon you could... So how much did your mum

pay for this CAT scan to find out if you had a motor neuron disease and it turns out you didn't? I don't know. I think it must have been free because my mum, we didn't have a lot of money growing up. So I think it can't have been expensive. But the teachers were like, you've got to get him tested because we don't think he's right.

I don't think you're that uncoordinated though. I've never looked at you like dancing or like hanging out or like you've got rhythm because you're a musical person. No, but he might have Forrest Gumped it. You know, like in the beginning, Forrest Gumped it. You know, like, in the beginning, Forrest Gumped was like a little bit different, special, and then all of a sudden

he just, he did that scene where he runs and the braces break off. I was running. Yeah, and then the braces break off and he becomes like

a table tennis champ. I mean, you do have rhythm. You have to be musical. Okay. Yeah, you might have Gumped it. Okay, maybe I try and dance one day and just see how it goes.

I think I'm pretty good when it's off the cuff. It's just when someone goes, all right, do this move, do this move, and do this choreography. Shocking, terribly. Actually, the saying, oh, you gumped that, is always a negative thing. Maybe it needs to be changed. Oh, you've gumped it. You've really come into your own.

Everyone thought you were going to amount to nothing, and look at you. And does Jenny from Blackpink prefer cute or sexy guys? What's the difference between a sexy guy and a cute guy? I don't like cute guys. I know, that's why I asked. Sexy guys don't know that they're sexy, but cute guys know that they're cute. Do you think you're sexy, Dan? I don't think I'm neither of those.

Oh, so that means you might be sexy. Yeah, because you don't know. Clint? I'm not unsure as well., so that means you might be sexy. Yeah, because you don't know. Clint? Oh, I don't. I'm not unsure as well. Oh, he knows it. He knows. Oh, which ironically makes me sexy.

Damn it. All right. She's preferred to be cute. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. It's all we're seeing online at the moment. The destruction of Cyclone Alfred in Queensland, Australia. And an old edgy Todd, who worked with us, has jumped the ditch like so many other Kiwis have done for a better

life in Australia. Better money. And producing a radio show over there. Hi, Todd. Good morning, guys. Good morning. Now, Todd, from what we can see online, we've seen about over 300,000 homes are without power after the cyclone, and I think one person has

passed away so far what we have what is it looking like to you living in it well yeah and like over 680 schools are closed as well so this is so widespread from southeast Queensland which like the Gold Coast right up to Moreton Bay and North. Like, it's absolutely crazy. I've never known a storm to reach so many places. I mean, I was just driving around my neighbourhood yesterday, and there were roofs off houses, multiple. There was actually two that I saw. Huge trees rooted up, storm surge everywhere.

Even some of the beaches at the Gold Coast, like, they've been completely eroded. It's honestly crazy. I've seen some of the footage of the beaches at the Gold Coast, like, they've been completely eroded. It's honestly crazy. I've seen some of the footage of the beaches. It's like a cliff. It's just eroded the beach away, and now you go to the side of the beach, and it's just a cliff down. Crazy. Yeah. It looks like two meters tall, right?

It's so weird. It's just been completely etched away. And this is when it was downgraded, right? Yeah, so it's an ex-Cyclone Alfred now. So it could have been even worse, right, Todd? Wow. Absolutely, yeah. So it was tracking to be, as it was hitting landfall, a Category 2, but it got downgraded and was a tropical low,

which obviously just means a lot of rain, a lot of wind. I mean, at the point here, like, I ended up bringing a mattress and all my bedding into work and stayed, at the point here, like, I ended up bringing a mattress and all my bedding into work and stayed at the radio station here. Literally, in a little voicing booth, I set up a bed because we didn't know if we were going to be able to get out, get home, get safely back in. And obviously, we needed to broadcast during it. So I ended up staying overnight. That's a dedicated producer right there.

Yeah. I don't know if our producers would do that. Like, sleep here in case their house is flooded. Producers, anything to say at your end? I would absolutely not. No, absolutely not. You've got to be on your own. I remember one time, Todd, there was a big storm that hit New Zealand. It was like, when I'd first

started on The Breakfast Show and Meg and I stayed home. Well, we were told not to come. The news guys were like, don't drive in, especially on the motorway we were going on. They were like, do not. At 5am it was the breakfast show and Meg and I stayed home. Well, we were told not to come. The news guys were like, don't drive in, especially on the motorway we were going on. They were like, do not. At 5am it was the absolute worst time it was going to be for the cyclone. That's what they said. Don't drive in and we got in trouble. Yeah, we got in trouble. They were like, how dare you not drive in.

Todd's like sleeping at work and you guys are like, might stay home. Might stay home. Our radio's different. You're calling it a cyclone. You're calling it a cyclone in New Zealand. That does not actually happen. No. So anyway. I mean, I've been seeing people make the most of it,

the Aussie battlers out there paddle boarding through skate parks and stuff. And I guess you can make lemonade out of lemon sometimes, but I mean, for some people, they're unable to do that. When you see a massive eucalyptus tree lying through the lounge of their house, it's probably harder to smile when that's happening. And the main thing is only one person has passed away so it could have been much worse. Much, much worse.

Gotta be the person that Dan's talking about. Just the one. What do you know? It could have been if it was a full cyclone, maybe more and more people could have died. Dan's definitely a glass half full. Exactly, yeah. Hey, well, thank you, Todd.

We appreciate it, mate. Clint, me again, Dan. On the edge. Dan has the common mistakes that you might be making to give yourself yellow teeth. Yeah, dentist. Because they were all yellow. Oh, Clint.

What? It makes me sad. Honestly, also, there are people that just have naturally yellower teeth because of medical issues and when they were kids and stuff. So it makes me sad. And this is the thing. Just because Clint has such white teeth that the dentist says, we don't even have any filler that matches your teeth color. That happened one time. And then he got comments on his official dentist form that just said mint teeth.

So, like, sorry. I don't think he goes to a real dentist, to be honest. If he just said mint teeth. So, like, sorry. I don't think he goes to a real dentist, to be honest. If he's writing mint teeth. Mint is the greatest compliment you can give as a dentist. Yeah, absolutely. We know, Clint. And you have it. A minty fresh.

Mint is a big compliment for a dentist. It feels like we're just punching down if Clinton Randall, the man with the whitest teeth in the world, is in this break? I need to get a second opinion because I did chip my tooth and so they had to build fake tooth. It's definitely yellow. Yeah, and I said it's yellow and he goes, I went back to get it fixed and he goes, that's the whitest shade we do. And it's yellow. It's yellow against your tooth. I noticed that and I quite enjoy it. It couldn't get whiter. How often do you whiten your teeth, Clint?

No, I haven't in years. Okay, well a dentist has come out and he said there is three main major ways that people get yellow teeth. And it's not what you consider. Obviously, he lists the things like drinking coffee, drinking like colourful drinks. No, no, you know what, Clint? You're out of this break. You can't. We can't.

He's punching down. We can't have this in white. Yeah, and I don't have white teeth, so I can talk about this. Yeah, me and you are like normal standard colour teeth. You can shout about it. Oh, Jesus Christ. Okay, mate. Yeah, me and you are like normal standard colour teeth. You can shout about it. Oh, Jesus Christ. Okay, mate. Again, Clint, punch you down.

Sorry, I'm out again. You're punching down. Sorry, I'm out. Okay, Mr. Yellow Boy here, okay? Okay. So here we go. Here is one of the ways that what you shouldn't be doing is brushing too hard. Okay.

So apparently this dentist is saying that a lot of the time people think, oh, I'll whiten my teeth by brushing too hard. And in turn, they're rubbing the enamel off their teeth, which makes them soak up the yellow more. Okay, so let's stop. Stop doing that. Using too much toothpaste, including whitening product, does the same thing. If you're putting too much whitening product on your teeth.

It's just people that are trying to get white teeth in there, or they're doing the opposite. It strips the enamel again. And so they may be white for a time, but then after a while your teeth start soaking up all the yellow. And I think that's where I've gone wrong. I've tried so hard to get white teeth like Clint. Unfortunately, the thing is when you stand next to him,

anybody looks like they've got yellow teeth compared to him. Yeah, it's very unfortunate. Okay, any more? Oh, that was it. And also, obviously, just general tooth care. A lot of people just forget to brush their teeth twice a day. Okay. Any more? That's all. Oh, that was it. And also, obviously, just general tooth care. A lot of people just forget to brush their teeth twice a day. Okay. Do you have anything more to add, Chloe?

No, you're allowed back in. I'm back in. I still think the song is a bad move from you. What? I again think you can't put on the song. Damn, Rhoda. I wish I again think you can't put on the song. Dan wrote it. I wish I did. I've always wondered what Chris Martin was writing about when he did this.

It was after he did an interview with the Air J and he was like, gee, I'm inspired by that dude. Hold on, do you actually think I've got yellow teeth? I was joking. It's there. It's all yellow.