The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW #475 DANS WALKING TO WORK!

Episode Date: March 12, 2025

Zero humans participated in the creation of this podcast caption... In this episode of The Clint Meg and Dan Podcast, we dive into a series of hilarious and sometimes embarrassing events! We start off with the results of a practical driving test where one of the hosts hilariously fails. Following this, listener stories bring out some relationship dynamics including instances where partners do things that drive the other crazy but are still loved. There's also a funny experiment where the hosts attempt to find a universal 'move' that drives women wild. Don't miss the chaos and the laughs as the team navigates through these entertaining topics! 01:53 Driving Test Drama06:04 Congress Controversy09:18 Scandal: Benson Boone and Taylor Swift13:38 Getting to Know Marissa21:49 Learner's Test Results26:08 Wedding Season Woes29:49 Dan's Wife and Tarot Cards38:47 Rating Attractiveness41:14 Rating the Hosts' Faces46:40 Cash Strapped50:41 Driving Test Results01:01:27 Friendship Dilemmas and Let Them Theory01:10:33 What Makes Women Go Crazy?

This is a podcast from Rover. If you've ever sent a risky text and then thrown your phone across the room, you'll fit right in here. This is the Clint Megundan Podcast. The Edge Breakfast 2025. New year, new hits. News station voice. Piss off, Mikey! 2025, new year, new hits. New Station Voice. Piss off, Mikey. Same Station Voice. This is The Edge Breakfast with Clint, Meg and Dad.

Kioti, good morning. It is one and a half minutes to six on your Thursday, your Friday eve. Good to be here, morning. Meek, you've spilled makeup all over your top. I'm so pissed off. I'll go to the bathroom, but I don't think it'll come out because, you know, I've got water and soap. What's that, concealer? Yeah, it's foundation.

Foundation. Ironically, it's going to be hard to conceal on the jacket. Yeah. Yes, yes, yes. The problem with concealer is that what you can use to conceal the concealer. Exactly. Yes. It's not a good start when you've spilled something early, eh?

It's the problem that I don't wear more beige. I've done that where I've spilled coffee on myself in the morning. It just ruins your day. It actually genuinely does. It genuinely does. So you're going to have a shitter? I don't want to be. I don't want to be.

I've worked very hard on getting rid of my stained top Meg sort of vibe. Haven't I, Clint? You have. You really have. I really have. And now I'm feeling a little slip. I don't like it. Yeah, to be honest,

you did. You'd come to work every day with some sort of stay. Yeah, absolutely. I worked really, really hard. That was a long time ago, though. It was. It was.

And then, like, you know. Meg actually makes the most effort, I think, of anyone at the edge. Thank you. You and hot Kate. Really? She always makes the effort.

There's a couple of others I'd put above Meg, but I think you're right in the top three. Right and hot Kate. Really? I was going to say, there's a couple of others I'd put above me, but I think you're in the top three. Right. For sure. New Federation top yet again, Dan? Yes. Thanks to Federation for sending me this. Love them to bits.

I bleed fed. You do bleed fed. Hey, 8 o'clock this morning, we will have the results of our practical driving test after we all failed our learners. Our mock learners. Yeah. Yeah.

I actually felt, seriously, I did pretty well in the practical test, though. Oh, interesting, after we all failed our learners. Our mock learners. I actually felt, seriously, I did pretty well in the practical test, though. Oh, interesting, because you're the only one that almost hit a pedestrian. More on that before seven. Yes, yes, but that pedestrian was planted, little prick. Hey, that could happen. It's not little, very average.

Yeah, it was Meg's husband. She knows the size of it. We're just trying to simulate real life experiences. Time for a little coffee catch up. Sometimes we all have something to share. Sometimes it's just one of us. I know Meg probably has something to share. Yes, yes.

I went to Archie Brothers yesterday, the arcade place. Oh, yeah. And you can do everything like bowling. Okay. And? And play arcade games. Bumper cars. Obviously, I can't do that.

And you went with your... My mum and my husband and my daughter. Yeah, to her birthday. So she's up from Wellington, eh? Oh, that's the place. I'll tell you where I know it now. That's the place where I bet our producer Brock in a punching battle.

You did. That was exactly it. And I looked at it for a moment. I remember that moment. And how was your mum? Was she good? Right.

Do you want me to tell the story, do you? She's asleep so I can get away with it. What? Is there a story? Oh, he's... What's happened?

He's fishing. So I was with mum yesterday. She's going to kill me. This cannot... No video. No video. I'll be dead. Thank you. Okay, no video. So I was with my yesterday. She's going to kill me. This cannot. No video. No video. I'll be dead. Thank you.

Okay, no video. So I was with my mum yesterday, and we were in the mall, not talking about anything. We had previously been talking about very mundane mother-daughter things, groceries. I don't even remember what we were talking about. Mother-daughter things. Groceries.

But you know, it was like the most mundane thing. We weren't having big conversations about work or deeper medials. It was just like bits because I had my daughter with us too. And then it was just quiet as on top of this music, this is so sad,

as we're walking to the car and mum just goes out of the blue, out of nowhere then. Clint does suit the lighter hair, you know. No. And I was like,

alright, alright. I didn't say he didn't. I don't know where that's come from. It came from nowhere. She just was pondering it. What a funny thing. What a weird thing. Funny, funny thing.

Just pondering it. Just at the top of her mind. At the top of her mind. So she'd gone from groceries to Clint. Just within four minutes of silence, somehow had threaded through. What groceries were you talking about? We weren't talking about aubergines or cucumbers. You absolute loser.

I could see why she's attracted. Sad shriveled old prunes, I think. Oh, yeah, like Clint. Yeah, prunes and figs. So tarnished, all the dried fruit. And mum must have thought, dried fruit? Oh, Clint. Fruit item to Clint.

I know why she finds him so attractive, because he's the closest to her age. He's the most achievable one. How is her husband Graham doing, by the way? Yeah, he's doing fantastic. Healthy. Very healthy. Fit and healthy. He's alive, is he?

Yeah, he's still around. If you had to put a number of years on, how long do you reckon he'd kick around for? I think he's going to stick around for a while. Let's remind you yet again, you're married. Yeah, my wife's probably got a few years in the tank too. God, he would. The thing is, the saddest thing is,

not that my mum would because she cares about her daughter, but Clint would just as a gag so he could come in with content. He would. I know. So he could say he's the one that shagged Meg's mum. Yeah, he would. Imagine the story. Imagine the story.

Oh, that'd be one that gets brought up every two or three months. Yeah, at least they'd get a new song probably from Meg, doing a Meg shooting the bed. Yeah, exactly. And it'd be like Clint doing my mum instead. Doing a Clint. Doing a Clint. Rooting Meg's mum.

Oh, God. Okay, enough. I'm joining in the joke. We can't make a video of this. No, definitely not. Carl, I mean it. Hold back. My mum will absolutely shoot me for that. Sorry. I'm joining in the joke. We can't make a video of this. No, definitely not. Carl, I mean it. Hold back. My mum will absolutely shoot me for that.

Sorry, I'm showing off. Yeah, I didn't contribute to the lyrics in any way. Just let that be known on the record. She's coming in today. Be nice. Actually, no, Clint, you'd be mean or something. Just stay away from me. Don't treat her mean if you want.

No. Keep her keen and all that. Go away. Sweet as, got it. Don't worry, babe, leave her with me. And this might be the energy we need to take into Thursday. Oh, yeah. Yeah, there was a House hearing,

which abruptly came to an end after a trans congresswoman, Sarah McBride, was referred to as a mister. McBride was actually the first transgender member of Congress. She won the Delaware seat in November. A lot of controversy around it. Obviously a lot of Republicans opposed it. As it would be in America, eh?

A very brave person to still want to do that job with the new president that we have. And even though Trump wouldn't have been elected at that point. Yeah, I don't think they probably knew about it until... So what you'll hear is one of the congressmen introducing Sarah as Mr. Yeah. And did, I guess, titling her. Yeah. So what you'll hear is one of the congressmen introducing Sarah as mister. Yeah. And did, I guess, titling her. Yeah. And then you'll hear another elderly gentleman.

They both look exactly the same, by the way, like old white men with white hair. Yeah, gives the other guy a chance to readdress her in the way that he should. And he refuses to, and they start going at it. You'll also hear her say thank you, Madam Chairman, to him to try and like, as a retort, which I thought was quite clever. Try to even the score. I now recognize the representative from Delaware, Mr. McBride. Thank you, Madam Chair.

Ranking Member Keating, also wonderful. Mr. Chairman, could you repeat your introduction again, please? Yes, it's a, we have set the standard on the floor of the House, and I'm simply. What is that standard, Mr. Chairman? Would you repeat what you just said when you introduced a duly elected representative from the United States of America, please? I will. The representative from Delaware, Mr. McBride. Mr. Chairman, you are out of order.

Mr. Chairman, have you no decency? I mean, I've come to know you a little bit, but this is not decent. We will continue this. You will not continue it with me unless you introduce a duly elected representative the right way. Oh. Oh. This hearing is adjourned. Yeah, so now the guy adjourns it and calls it off,

which is just so petty. He refuses to refer to Sarah McBride as Mrs. and then that's it. And if you think about it, Meg, this is the highest place of American politics, basically Congress. And this has been filtered down from the President of the United States. I mean, in fairness, like you said, the guy that is

calling to me, or deadnaming her, he's technically following the rules of the President of the United States. I mean, in fairness, like you said, the guy that is calling to... It's just following the rules. Oh, deadnaming her. He's technically following the rules of the President. It's the craziest thing, because his defence will be that going, well, President's orders. How do you get in trouble for following your President's orders?

You don't. But also, I love that she just sort of just went on with it and kind of just... Yeah, she was like, all right, man, if we can misgender people, then I'll just do the same. You know, if it's okay. If he gets upset that she said to him,

madam, then he can't. I just like the fact that there's some old white dude in Congress that just decides, nah, man, I'm going to stand up for the little guy, the minority in this situation, because you just expect all the old white dudes in Congress to all be the same, but clearly they're not. Yeah, and it's good that there's one person that's at least sticking up for her,

even though I think she had it herself. She was fine. She could have handled it. Yeah, absolutely. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. Clint, Meg and Dan. Scandal. Benson Burns is a smart boy. Boys, you were correct on that.

He was in a recent interview talking about Taylor Swift. To Rolling Stone, asked to open at her era's tour at Wembley. And he said, I didn't even know much about it, which seems bizarre to me to be a pop star and not know much about Taylor Swift. I thought that was a very interesting thing, how you can be that removed from... It's like us not knowing the biggest names in our own industry.

I would get it if somebody outside the industry, like my stepdad, wouldn't know Taylor Swift as much. But Benson Boone not knowing Taylor Swift, that feels very... Maybe he meant like personally he didn't know her well. Yeah, truly. Maybe that just kind of came out a bit funny. But he did say, I didn't know much about her. Her team reached out and I literally shit my pants.

I couldn't believe it. It was insane. Literally. Literally. Yeah, we need to stop using literally in a non-literal sense. Unless he shit his pants, then fine. He did say literally. Okay, God, what a reaction.

What if anyone's gotten so excited they've shit themselves? I know puppies will like wee all over the floor when you come home because they're so excited. I think you'd have to have a pre-existing diarrhea condition. Maybe you're getting over sort of gastro. His words, it's his quote. I literally shit myself. Maybe he's like, people didn't pick up on that. I just told them a huge story.

I couldn't believe it. It was insane. So I started listening to more of her music. So again, hadn't really listened to her. Weird. I didn't want to go to that show

and not know anything. Again, what do you mean not know anything? It's Taylor Swift. Shake it off. Is it a weird little bit? Yeah, a little bit.

It's bizarre. And then he said, she is an unbelievable performer and has an unbelievable world built around her that is unmatched. She really changed my perspective on so many things that I would want to carry into my own career. She's a one-of-a-kind, genuine person,

and I got the privilege to talk to her for a while. She's so kind. Which is interesting in itself, that he only got the privilege to talk to her for a while when you're opening. Like, there's not a huge... I think she's one of those people that, because the Eris tour was such a massive machine. Also, she turns up probably just before the show.

I agree. And just cruises and gets in that little... I think she'll leave a note for him. I think she'll write a letter to every opener and be like, thank you so much. It'll be personalised and stuff, but I reckon she's focused. And you'd have to be for that show. That show is intense. Imagine being Benson Boone and hearing this song for the first time then this week.

This is great. He's like, damn. I hope she does a country, like just strips it back and does one more country album.

Is this her version and we find her version? Okay, good. See, in brackets, Taylor's version, so whoever's loaded it. Imagine if she just did another country album,

just stripped it all back. Oh, I thought you didn't like country. No, I love Taylor's. She was originally country. She hasn't gone back and done one, you know. True. Hey, nominate someone to get a wonderful Wednesday morning text

wonderful to 3343 to enter. Yeah, we've got four more weeks of it. Our winner yesterday was very, very excited to take a phone call. Yeah, oh my God. I can't believe it. Thank you so, so much. Is there somebody at the door? There should be somebody at the door.

They're delivering it right now. Go to your front door and open it up. Oh my God. Are they there? Yeah, they are. Synergy. It would have been weird if they weren't. Thank you so much.

Thousands of dollars worth of prizes were offloaded to her yesterday. If you want to nominate someone like me, just text WONDERFUL to 3343 and we could be surprising them next week. We've got four more weeks of it. Get in nice and early. Get to the front of the queue. Four more weeks? Yeah. Wow. Exciting. And one or two

of them in particular are going to be very, very wonderful. Epic. We're involved in a couple of them I think. We are. Yeah. We're having to pull some strings. Yeah. So make sure you text the word. You're like, what was it again? Wonderful to 3343.

I'm nervous about the ones we're involved in. We've like a lot of pressure to make it good. I know. Dan, I just, I don't know if he's a good hider and a good secret keeper. No, he'll jump out before we meet him. I was really good at hide and seek. Okay. Okay.

I think people just told you to hide and they walked away. Yeah. I was hiding for like days. Clint, Meg and Dan. Getting to know everyone that listens to our show. More intimately, one at a time. Can I get, get, get to know, know, know you better, better, baby. I want to get to know you.

Who are we getting to know this morning? We're getting to know Marissa. Team Marissa works in the Defence Force. She drives the Subaru and she has a partner. It's actually very light on the details this morning with Marissa. Morning, Marissa. Morning. How are you guys today?

Really good. I'm really excited to chat to you because I love chatting to someone in the Defence Force. Which part? Army, Air Force or Navy? Army. Army. Oh, what do you do in the Army? Yeah.

I'm an engineer. So you get, you fix all the trucks and stuff. Wow, you're very smart, Marissa. Yeah. Well, we don't know if she does it well. Oh, she would. Oh, for God's sake. Do you have to run the, what is the course that you do?

Like every, like, three months, six months or whatever? The obstacle course and stuff to make sure you... We just do courses throughout the year and then different courses, basically. And Marisa, is your partner also in the army? No, he's a scaffolder. Oh, cool. Oh, yeah, you're tough. Do you have to be able to shoot a gun if you're fixing the trucks?

Does everyone have to know how to use a gun if you're in the army? Yeah. Okay. And one more question about the army just before we move on. Okay, well, be careful because my question is kind of army related. Okay, well, let's do that then. You sure? Yeah, I don't want to step on your toes, Madison.

Okay, we're going to ask a question about you, Marissa. You don't answer, but we answer on your behalf. Whoever wins or gets closest is the winner of the day. Marissa, how many press-ups, full press-ups can she do? Oh, that was not going to be my question. Okay. Because she's an engineer. She is an engineer, but she does have to do the courses.

She's going to go, without stopping, 15. 15. I'm going to go higher than that. I'm going to say 22. Dan? I reckon Marissa's not a push-up gal. I reckon she can only do 10. But she's got skills in other places.

10 and 15, 22. Marissa, who is closest of the amount of full press-ups you can do in a row? 15. Exactly. Yay! Well done. Dan Cleese. Wow.

I don't even think Dan can do 15 press-ups in a row. You dream. You dream. I'd be lucky to do five. I could do the ones where you go on your knees, the cheaty ones. I could do them for 15. Hey, Marissa, just quickly, before we let you go.

Oh, you're going to ask her if she uses her uniform in the bedroom. No. No, no, no. That was going to be my second question. My question is, what's the coolest thing you've done in the Defence Force? Because I imagine you get to do some cool things. Have you jumped out of a Hercules? No, definitely not.

Yeah, what is the coolest thing you've done? I'm trying to think what have I done? Bugger. Probably done an explosive. Oh, yeah, that's fun, that's fun. That's the fun thing about joining the Defence Force. She was like, it was a mistake though, I just didn't fix the truck properly and drove off.

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and a free coffee as well. Terms of play. Isn't that cool that someone in the army's listening? I love that. Yeah, I do think that's great. An engineer of all things, like a smart person. I love that. Do you reckon they listen to our show because it helps them continue to expand

the educational, you know? Or she's in Christchurch and they can't get anything else. Yeah, that's true. Or she deals with really serious stuff in her job and they can't get anything else. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Or she deals with really serious stuff in her job and she just wants something mindless. Clint, Meg and Dan. Let's go.

It's Clint, Meg and Dan's. What you got? All right, what you got, team? I've got Clint. You're unable to go to some certain comedy shows. You specifically, me and Dan, will be fine. So me and Dan can go on a friend's date and go to some comedy shows. We should go to a comedy show.

Well, Clint can't come though, that's the issue. Why? This London comedy venue has implemented a no Botox rule for audience members in the front three rows. Oh, so he can sit at the back? Yeah, he can go at the back. Yeah, he can go at the back. The front three rows, and that's because they've actually had complaints received from 30 patrons

I believe that people want to go. But club attendance has increased 15% and the policy affected these people because performers couldn't gauge reactions

from their faces and it's a place to kind of practice and apparently they just couldn't tell if there were being... I'll tell you if you can tell

if you're funny you'll hear them laugh. I hate sitting at the front anyway because sometimes you get picked on by the comedians, you know. Oh, really? They'll go, what are you looking at, you idiot? And I go, oh, do they do just that?

I don't think they do that. I've never seen a comedian out of nowhere go, what are you looking at, you idiot? I'm pretty sure it's if you're yelling at them or like. Yeah, this joke sucks. And then they pick on you. I was at a comedy show the other day and a guy just picked on this guy at the front just for saying nothing. So I wouldn't want to be up there

just in case that happened. So anyway, I think it's good to be bit at the back. All right. Why you shouldn't probably fly Air India. They got a few troubles at the moment after an airline, Air India flight, sorry, had to turn around three hours into the flight going to Chicago

after all 14 onboard toilets became clogged. So they were like, right, we're three hours into a 16-hour flight. What's the chances

all of you can hold it for 13 more hours? Ooh, that'd be tricky. There's no way. Well, not with me pregnant. There's no way.

You reckon you couldn't? 13 hours you couldn't hold if you were told you had to. I can't hold it overnight more than three hours. But the alternative is you've flown three hours unnecessarily. Now you've got to turn around and do another three hours back. Yeah, that six hours. Oh, yeah, I see what you mean.

So then you go, do we just push on? But I guess all passengers need to agree, and there were 326 of them, and not all of them said they could hold. Yeah, if you had elderly or had somebody that had had, you know, a dodgy meal.

There must be a bucket on board or something. Oh! Also, when you're told you can't go, that's when all of a sudden I think you need to go. Yes, I know,

because you start thinking about it. When you plan hide and seek. Yeah. There's a 99-year-old overdue library book that's been returned after nearly 100 years. This happened in

Ocean City Library in New Jersey. It was originally hired out in 1926. It's called Flapper, the book. And it's just been returned. Imagine 99 years! Apparently the overdue fees would have reached

thousands of dollars. If I found that, and there was a library, I'd be like, what is this? I love throwing stuff away. Yeah, it's amazing that it still said that it was a library book because I think

sometimes you can buy old library books and would have assumed it was an old library book that you can buy. You know the ones with the stamps on them? When it was originally hired out

it was probably a New York Times bestseller, brand new book. When I was in the Earthquake and Christ Church we lost a DVD or something that we still did hire DVDs from United Video was in the Earthquake and Christchurch, we lost a DVD or something that we still did hire DVDs from United

Video back in the day. And I am sure my age actually did. And we lost it because we couldn't go to our house anymore because the house was like on a lean. And they gave us fines. And I was like, please. Oh, that's sad. I know. I know. They must have also been like, yeah, but everyone's

using this excuse of the earthquake I'm like well my house is gone make a living yeah I still love explaining to my daughter the whole like

six videos those $3.50 for eight days remember the $3.50 for eight days but you can get like six of them for like 12 bucks

and you just go around on a Friday and pick all your movies it was so fun going on the Friday and like being especially if you're the person in the family

that won, they got the like, oh, that one does look good. You got the pick. My first job was working at a Video Easy in Meadowlands and it had the back room

and I started there when I was 17 and I wasn't allowed to go in there until 18. I remember the day when I turned 18 and I went into that room. Oh, what?

It was like another, like you're just looking over the walls and it was just all the adult content. Yeah, naughty boys. Well, yeah, like you just looking over the walls and it was just all the adult content. Yeah, nobody boys. Yeah, I know the one you're talking about

but even when I was 18 I never went in there. No, I never went in there either. No, I just went in to have a look. Sometimes I would walk past lots because when the, when the like curtains

were drawn and people going in and out I could get a glimpse of boobs. Yeah, but there'd always be old men that'd come in and they'd hire about seven other normal movies

and then slip into the R18 one. Very obvious. That'd get in there. Clint, Meg and Dan. Stinky boot. We all said our learner's test earlier this week and found out yesterday that we all failed our mock learner's test after it was announced that Auckland was the hardest place to sit your licence

with a pass rate of less than 50% on average. Yeah. I think Southland had the highest pass percentage of just over 70 if you're looking for somewhere to sit your licence. A quick shout-out to Producer Carl because I know you know the results. Producer Carl, is it like a first, second, third of who was best? Do we know who's best or is it just who passes and who doesn't? Yeah, we can do first, second and third.

Would you like to know if everyone passed or if anyone failed now? Yes, of course. Clearly everybody passed their restricted. Interesting you think that. I can tell you that one person did fail. Oh, there was a fail. Oh, no. See, now that's put the cat among the pigeons

because oh my goodness. I never fail once. Learners restricted. Oh, got them all first go. So this will be mind-blowing for me. Meg, how many times did you fail?

I failed once on my actual practical. Same. How many times have you failed on total? He gaslit me before. But he gaslit me

because the whole time he goes, how do you think you're doing? You're doing really well. Wait, no. Is he saying, how do you think you're doing? You're doing really well. Is he saying, how do you think you're doing? You're doing really well? He did both times and he said, how do you think you're doing? I was like, oh, I'm relaxing a little more now because I was nervous at the start

and then he was like, you're doing great. I think he was trying to calm you down because you were stuffing up so much maybe. Well, to be fair though, Dan was the only one who almost hit a pedestrian. Granted, yes, Meg's husband guy was loitering around work and said, would it be funny if I jumped out in front of Dan's car right at the end of his test and just see if I can give Dan an opportunity to throw out an incredible manoeuvre

and dodge a pedestrian and maybe get extra points. But alternatively, the opposite could happen. Yeah, but I didn't hit him. So if anything, it was an amazing situation where it made my driving come to the forefront. I can't believe that there's someone that failed. Okay, so in this clip you're about to hear, I was standing at the top of the drive

and right down the bottom, just opposite the police station, was Meg's husband, Guy. He's standing behind a sign and as Dan's car approached up the hill, he stepped out in front of the car to see how Dan would react. Okay, here he comes, here he comes. Guy's seeing the car. He's going to step out.

Dan's slowing down at the giveaway and Guy's about to step out and there he goes. Whoa! Whoa! Watch where you're going. Guy went a little late and almost got clipped. Oh, I don't know if you can hit a pedestrian and still pass a driver's test.

But I didn't hit him. That's the thing, if I'd hit him and run him over and killed him, probably less funny, but also I probably would have failed then. The guy was a bit of a pussy. He didn't really commit. He kind of came out and as he was about to get hit, he jumped back. I was like, if he just jumped a little, he would have just done that thing where they roll across the top of the bonnet.

Oh, my God. Look it, I'm definitely pregnant. You want my husband for a bit on the radio to roll on the bonnet of Dan's car. We waited for so long. Commit. He was there like 10 minutes. Why didn't you do it then? Why have you got your little henchman guy to do it?

All your dirty work. It was his idea. I didn't want to steal the glory. Like Fat Tony. Anyway. Clint, Meg and Dan. Win a share of $50,000. Cash.

With the edge cash-strapped. Trapped. Hey, tomorrow morning, 8am. If you're anywhere near Calburn Park in Wellington, get there. Harrison from Edge Afternoons is going to have two grand strapped to him and a double pass to Jim Beam Homegrown. We've teased it a little bit on social media. I've seen a couple of comments of people going, you better watch out.

I'm going to be camped out there tomorrow morning. Jeez. Like they're meaning business. Okay. If I was Harrison, I'd be a little bit nervous tomorrow. I also think there's a little bit of a twist on the fastest dash for cash because last time Harrison did it, he was caught by an Olympian.

So then people are going, well, if I don't think I'm one of the fastest people to show up, why bother? But I think there's a bit of a twist this time around to even the playing field. So you think maybe if you're a fast runner, they've turned up, but maybe they are not going to win it this time?

Yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay, well, the person that is playing this morning is Caitlin. Morning, Caitlin. Good morning, guys. How are you? Good.

Feeling lucky? Oh, yeah, I think so. What do you need cash for? The wedding season. No one talks about how expensive wedding season is. Oh, you're popular. Rending dresses, flights. Oh, you're a popular girl, are you?

How many weddings have you got coming up? I've been to three already, and I've got another two coming up. Oh, you are popular. Five. That is a lot. Are you at the age between? So I'm guessing you are between the age of 24 and 29. 23.

Oh, damn. Damn, I just missed out. Wow. But if you were a closer friend to all these people, then you could be in the bridal party. That'd be even more expensive, though. Oh, is it? I thought you get everything paid for.

Oh, God, no. No, not often. Some brides choose to pay for the dresses and others don't. But, Caitlin, do you need a higher dress every time? Couldn't you just buy one dress and wear the same dress?

You could, but I mean, the Instagram post, you know? Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah. Oh, there's bloody Caitlin wearing that yellow number again. She's always wearing that yellow dress. I'm obsessed with it. One more. Oh, there's bloody Caitlin. We're in that yellow number again.

She's always wearing that yellow dress. I've got one more question for Caitlin. One more question. Caitlin, are you a person that buys wedding gifts or not? Yes. Yes, definitely. Or I'm one to put things in the wishing well. Okay.

You've got two weddings left. I'm going to give you... You can give each person $100 and then you can hire... I don't know how much it takes to hire a dress. You can hire... Don't look at Dan and I.

Okay, a higher dress. Okay, so I've got at least $200 and then two dresses. What do you hire them for? $40 each? $280. Out of touch. Out of touch. What was the cost of the last do you hire them for? $40 each? $280. Out of touch. Out of touch.

What was the cost of the last dress you hired, Caitlin? It was $80. Yeah. It's a hire. Or you can hire one and take it to both. Yeah. $280. Get rid of the yellow dress that you've already got.

Yeah, or go a bit cheaper with the wishing well. $280. $280. $280 for two weddings. I think that's great. $280. All right. What are your thoughts there?

It's not bad. It's not bad, is it, Caitlin? It's not bad. It's very generous. Thank you so much. What are you going to do? Yeah. I think I'm going to have to take the vest.

Okay, I'll make it $300. $300. $300. You've got $100 to go towards the final offer, though. Final offer. $300. Really? Yeah.

I think I'm still going to go for the vest. Okay. Okay, the money straps to me. Now, here's the I think I'm still going to go for the vest. Okay. Okay, the money straps to me. Now here's the thing. $300. I don't know. Meg, you offered $20 more bucks. I'm sorry. Okay, that's still like $50 towards each dress. That's free to go now.

Meg, stop. I think you'd have to throw more at Caitlin. She's already, I think she came in already knowing she was going to go with whatever was strapped to Dan. Do it quickly. Alright, three, I said final offer, but now Clint's talked me whatever was strapped to Dan. Do it quickly. All right. Three. I said final offer, but now Clint's talked me out of it. $350.

Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Okay. I think I'm still going to take this. Oh, my goodness. Okay. I'm going into the vest. Caitlin, you've chosen to go with the money strapped to me.

I've gone in. I've pulled out a figure. I'm looking at the figure now. Caitlin from Blenheim. Got in the bin. You've put the $3.50 in the bin. I've got $18 for you.

I'm so sorry. I got greedy. I got greedy. Yes. Yes, you did. Yeah. Unfortunately, Oh, you did. Yeah. Unfortunately, the way it is. Oh, what can you, yeah, what can you buy

for that, Caitlin? Sheehan. I don't even think you can get something from Sheehan for 18. Definitely not. What you could do, Caitlin, is get one Sheehan cheap dress,

make sure it's a long one and then cut it off at the knees for the next wedding. There you go. So you can, look, that's absolutely fine with me.

Yeah. Well, it's been fun spending your money. It's been fun spending your money. It has been. Thanks, guys. Thanks, Caitlin. I mean, sometimes the risk pays off and sometimes it doesn't. Sometimes it definitely does not.

Ugh. Okay. Okay, next on the show, my partner's great, but I hope Dan's wife isn't listening next. What's happened? It's that thing your wife's doing. Oh, he's forgotten what he's told us. He's forgotten what he's told us.

I thought you were talking about her great butt, like her bum. And I was like, I haven't talked about that. But no, I'm talking about, you're talking about her tarot cards. Her partner's great butt. No. Dan's, your partner's great comma, butt. Butt. Yeah, but you didn't pause.

No, tell your partner's great butt. Yeah. I mean, she does have a great butt. Let's talk about Dan's wife's hot ass next. You know everyone's partner's pretty cool, but then they have that one thing where you're like, ah, we just won't tell people that. I don't really have that with my wife. I do. There's some

things that annoy me about her. Is it the horse girl thing? I actually like that about Hannah. Because horse girls are meant to be a bit crazy, aren't they? And a lot of them are. And even a lot of horse girls will admit that they are crazy. But my wife, Hannah, I love her to bits. She's the love of my life. I always liken her to we're on a sailing ship.

We're sailing away. Our life is a sailing ship. I'm running around doing the jib, putting up the sails, doing all this stuff. Yet she's just steering the ship along. You're saying she's lazy? No, she's calm. She's steering us in the right direction. But you're running around doing everything, breaking a suite, and she's just standing there. I'm stressing and she's lazy? No, she's calm. She's calm. She's steering us in the right direction.

But you're running around doing everything, breaking a suite, and she's just standing there. Well, I'm stressing, and she's like, don't worry about this. I got this. You know? Yeah, but you're like,

yeah, only because the bloody jib's out. Hey, it's an analogy. I'm putting the sail out. What are you doing? You're just standing there. She's just eating the cheese and crackers and chutney. Wearing a cool sail hat. Then he comes back.

He's like, cool. You didn't leave me any cheese. Hugging. Okay, it's a shit analogy. Anyway, so there's one thing that does give me a little bit of a like,

ugh. That's an ick. It's not so much an ick, it's kind of like a thing where I'm like, ooh, I don't know if I agree with you here.

It's her tarot cards. It is such a funny thing. I never ever would have imagined Darlene Hanna, your wife, such a wonderful person. Not that being...

People with tarot cards aren't. No, I don't mean that. Sorry, I don't mean it in that way. I just mean like she seems very almost type A. She's a doctor. Hanna's woo-woo. Hanna's full woo-woo. Hanna's woo-woo?

Oh, God. But she's a doctor. I have no idea. I know. But apparently, according to her, doctors can be woo-woo too. I didn't know doctors could be woo-woo. So I've learned something there.

Oh, but those holistic doctors. She's not a holistic doctor though. She's a doctor doctor. Yeah, but I can see how you can sort of be on the spectrum with a doctor and a holistic doctor. Maybe she's somewhere in the middle. But I don't even think holistic doctors do tarot readings.

They're more like natural medicines. And she's to the point where, and look, I just want to reiterate, love her. But she'll get her tarot cards out every full moon. Because this is apparently what you do when you have tarot cards. And she'll put them on the windowsill to charge them. So we learned this because when you were away last week, Clint, Cal was here.

He's the night show guy. He was filling in for you when you were away. And I found some tarot cards in studio. And I was like, ooh, I'll do your reading, Dan, because to me it means nothing. And they were Cal's cards. And Dan goes, oh, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.

You can't use somebody else's tarot cards. It's very bad news. That's taboo. And I was like, I'm just, they're cards. And then he's like, you cannot use them unless somebody has given them to you. And so Cal said, Meg, here's the cards. So tarot cards have to be gifted. I've learned this all from Hannah. She's woo-woo, I tell you. How do you buy your own? So you Meg, here's the cards. So tarot cards have to be gifted. I've learnt this all from Hannah.

She's woo-woo, I tell you. So you can't buy your own cards? No, they have to be gifted to you. They have to be gifted to you. But then how do they ever sell them? Because they've chosen the person. You can't just go out and buy a pack of cards. Meg, I said to him, hey, can you get your wife to do a reading for you and then bring it to the

show? Because the full moon's tomorrow so charge him up. And he goes, oh, I don't know if we're going to have time. We're pretty busy this weekend. You just put them out on the windowsill. We're literally moving houses this weekend. It's the most inconvenient weekend for a tarot reading, Clint. Run me through the charging of the card process.

You just put them on a windowsill. But I think it's going to be the least of her worries going, oh shit, have we got the couch into the house? Have we moved everything? And then she's going to have to put her tarot cards out. It will take three seconds maximum. Fine, we'll do it. Literally just leaves them before she goes to bed, lets the moon charge them.

And then when she wakes up in the morning on Saturday, she'll do your reading, you record it, bring it to the show. I still don't understand how tarot cards are in business if you can't buy them. I don't know. It's gifting. Great for gifting. So you're meant to just always have a stack of tarot cards are in business if you can't buy them. I don't know. It's great for gifting. So you're meant to just always have a stack of tarot cards and you just gift them to someone.

If you've got a woo-woo friend, and if you don't know what woo-woo is, it's kind of like, I guess, a spiritual person. It's a great gift. Tarot cards are a great gift for a woo-woo friend. But I can buy them if I don't mean to use them. Is that correct? Yeah, you can buy them, but you could ask someone to get them for you, I guess. It's like Ponaumu. I guess the greenstone is meant to be gifted.

I get that. Anyway, so what will happen, I guess, this weekend, I will get Hannah, we're very busy, but I'll do it, to give me a tarot reading amongst all the other shit we're doing. Don't forget to charge them, though, because Meg's in full moon tomorrow.

Yeah, so she will be charging them. If you have a partner that you absolutely love and adore, everything about them, apart from this one little thing, give us a call. 0800-THE-EDGE-OR-TEXAS-3343. My partner's great, but... Can I just reiterate?

Not but with a late, not my partner's great ass. No. Yeah, they're not double T. My partner's great, although... Yeah, that works. We just don't want people calling up going, my partner, she's got a lovely ass. She works out really well, actually. Yeah, really works. We just don't want people calling up going, my partner, she's got a lovely ass. She works out really well, actually.

Really good butt. Loves a good old donkey kick at the gym. We'd love you to finish the sentence for us. My partner's great, but Dan's wife... Although. Yeah, yeah. My partner's great, although Dan's wife is a tarot card reader. She's going to charge him in the full moon tomorrow

and bring a bit of a reading to the show next week. And I've got nothing against tarot readers, but I just think that, I don't know. It's funny because I feel like you would if it wasn't your wife. Yeah, I just find spirituality and that kind of thing a little bit, I don't know. Like people that collect crystals as well, like Hannah does as well. She likes her stones.

She does like them. She likes her stones. She likes her rocks. Yeah, like them. She likes her stones. She likes her rocks. Yeah, every time we get a new car, she'll have to put one of those lucky stones in it. What's a lucky stone? It's like a blue one. Is it a obsidian or something?

Every car we've got has got a little stone in it. Every time I take it out, she's like, where's the stone gone? Why are you taking it out? Because I don't think we need to have a stone in the car. One time we went to Lake Taupo and she collected all these black rocks and sanded them. We went to Bunnings while we were there

and she sanded all the rocks. Oh my God, that's too fast. I thought she was just charging a tarot card once a month. She sent me to Bunnings to get three different plies or like sanding papers so she could sand her black rocks. Anyway. That's so funny. I think you mean grits, not pliers.

That doesn't look like toilet paper. Yeah, grits. Dan obviously doesn't do a lot of handyman stuff. Yeah, grits. There's a lot of people texting through the mail. I love my partner, but he has a lazy eye. Oh, God, that's awful. I quite like lazy eyes.

That's a little thing I like. Yeah, and there's a lot of physical stuff, which I think is mean. My partner's got a gammy foot. What does that even mean? Gammy foot. Something just to make it off. Maybe pigeon toes inwards on one of them. Love my girlfriend, but she's always leaving toothpaste over the end of the tube.

Now that pisses me off. When they don't run a clean toothpaste tube. Very small things. Oh, I love my partner, but I can do more pull-ups than him, which kind of icks me. Damn. You know what? I think Hannah could pull-ups than him, which kind of icks me. Damn. You know, I think Hannah could probably do that as well, my wife. Yeah. I love my partner, but they never lock the front door

and sometimes we'll just leave the garage door open altogether while we're at work. Oh, that says they're trusting. Lovely and trusting. Leaving the garage door open's a big no-no, I'd say. Hannah joins us. Yeah, hey, Hannah. Morning.

Good morning. You love your partner, although... I love my partner, although he's an absolute cheapskate hiker. Oh, no. Okay, so, like, for example, what did he give you your last birthday? Oh, it was actually for this birthday. It for your last birthday? Oh, it was actually for this

birthday. It's in two weeks. Oh, yeah. He's given me a secondhand

puzzle from the op shop and I've never actually expressed that I like puzzles. Right. But maybe

he's like, she wants to relax. That's something for us to do. The hard thing with secondhand puzzles is you

never know if you go all the bits. Yeah, true. You get to the end and there's one missing. Yeah. Oh, that'd piss you off.

I think every relationship needs a tight ass though, especially if the other person's like us, you and me, Hannah, and a bit of a frivolous spender. Well, Hannah, I don't want to outdo your husband here, or your partner, but we're going to send you Lancome Genifique Ultimate Serum valued at $260. Oh my goodness. Thank you so much. You're welcome.

It's way better than his birthday present. Thank you, Ken. You're welcome, man. Well, it's from us and him. No, no, it's not from him. He can do better. Visibly proven results in just one week. You can try it today.

Yeah, love that. And another one here. He doesn't know how to close drawers or cupboards. Must just open them all up and then wander off. That's a common problem. Yeah. Common one. Clint, Meg and Dan.

Thelooksman.ig. Dan found him on Instagram. It was on his For You page. And he rates different male celebrities in terms of their attractiveness out of 10. Here's how Gosling went. How attractive is Ryan Gosling? From the side profile point of view, his jaw is lacking visibility. His ramus is very short, giving him also a bad gonial angle.

Overall, Ryan Gosling can be considered average with a rating of 5.5 out of 10. I think that's the one I saw and it really grabbed my attention because I was like, how could you give Gosling that lower score? And he joins us now. Yeah, hey, Dante. Hey, guys, how are you doing? Good. You're joining us live from Italy right now.

Yeah, Italy. Okay. Okay, and Dante, how does it come about where you can say somebody like Ryan Gosling is only a five out of five? How do you scientifically figure out attractiveness? Well, because basically it's kind of rated on a PSL scale where you're basically just looking at the attractiveness specific that they have. I'd say you could put maybe high models at higher

ratings so obviously these normal celebrities have lower ratings but it's kind of also used as a bit of rage bait you have a bit of a formula that you chuck into a system and it spits out and it's like the number just is what the number is based on the measurements that you put in. So it's not opinion-based at all. Yeah. Okay. If you want to follow Dante, his name is thelooksman.ig. You can find him on Instagram.

Who's the highest-rating celebrity you've ever done? I think it was Jude Bellingham. Who, Jude who? I think we gave him an 8 out of 10 or something. My age is the highest. He's an English footballer, right? Okay. And I've seen, Dante, I could be wrong,

but it looks like you don't usually rate women's faces. Is there a reason for that? Are you getting into it? No, actually, we've never rated a woman's face before. Brilliant. I don't know, because sometimes people get a bit more offended and it could be a bit more controversial. Yeah, it's probably smart.

But it's something we wanted to start adding actually. Yeah, it's probably smart, Dante, that to just, you know, I mean, people will get more up in arms. I've got a very thick skin so you'll be safe with me. Thankfully, Meg's going to be your first

because we asked you if you would rate our faces. Oh, he's's not good not a good sign without giving anything away dante you have done the homework and you have rated all three of our faces okay i didn't mean to be too harsh you can stop talking you can stop talking you might be the first and last woman he writes okay but what we want to know, Dante, because we are going to play one of them next. You stand by the rating out of 10 that you have given all three of us? Yeah, I do.

Okay. Okay. Oh, okay. And also, just one last question out of curiosity. What's the lowest rating you've ever given anyone out of 10? I think it was a three. Okay. Let's see if one of us gets a three.

Dante, thelooksmang.ig. If you want to check out his Instagram, you can go and have a look at it. I'll be happy if I just beat Gosling. Yeah, if you get more than a five and a half, I feel like that's a win at this point. I'm feeling very unconfident after his reaction. Oh, God, Jesus. You should be. He was laughing.

We only have time to do one next. Yeah. Who would you like? Clint, I reckon. Yeah, let's get Clint out of the way. Dan, let's just get it done. It'll be a nine out of ten. Yeah, we'll get it done and then we'll move on.

The most he's ever done is an eight, so at this point. Oh, he's an eight. No. I'm saying a seven, I think, is a pretty solid win. We'll get out of the way. But right now,

we're about to find out how attractive we are out of 10. Oh, bugger. Yeah, so it is the look, sorry, the looks man on Instagram who does it scientifically

to do with ratios of face of how we, how attractive we are. He's done it with celebrities in the past. Yeah, Timothee Chalamet didn't get a great score.

How attractive is Timothee Chalamet? Timothee Chalamet didn't get a great score. How attractive is Timothee Chalamet? Timothee Chalamet looks like an old dog. From the side profile point of view, his jaw is very sharp. However, his ramus is very short, and he is lacking forward growth, having a recessed jaw. Overall, Timothee Chalamet can be considered average with a rating of 6 out of 10.

He looks like an old dog. What is a ramus? A ramus is I don't even know what the ramus is. A ramus is like the area that's the start of your jawline. So the hook from around

from the top of your ear down. So if that's like quite pronounced. My ramus is non-existent. Right, we're having Clint's first, I believe. He is the most confident. He's not worried at all.

He does believe that he will be the most attractive on the show. No, no, no. You two believe. No, you, no. You two believe. No, you're confident. You can just deny it.

Oh, I didn't deny it, but you said it. I really hope he rips and just shreds me. Oh, God, I'm so apprehensive and nervous. Here we go. Okay. How attractive are the hosts on The Edge Breakfast Show? Clinton Randell. He has perfectly balanced facial thirds

with an ideal face height to width ratio. He has a strong jawline with a tall ramus. Unbelievable. That's... Is that it with a tall ramus. Unbelievable. That's... Is that it? Well, that's part one. Oh, for goodness sake. I'm imagining this is a bit of a compliment sandwich.

I've been given a second part. Oh, no. I don't know. We could leave it there. No, let's keep going. The risk is, though, that it's all good. Yeah, I mean, Meg, what do you want to do? Because it could...

No, no, no, we keep going. In the end, this is all just some random guy's scientific maths. Doesn't actually mean anything. It's science. It is based on science. Yeah, yeah. His eyes are brown with a negative canful tilt, unfortunately. They are, however, deep set and have very minimal upper eyelid exposure.

His under eyes could be healthier and his nose, however, is slightly too big, but at least it's straight Oh this is bull crap Who is this guy? Megan always says Your eyelids kind of hang over your face a bit It goes and runs in my family Basically he said

Clits are tracked apart from his old looking eyes His old droopy ass eyes And crooked nose Big nose And nose is too big for my face. I think those are the two things that would bring your score down the most. Okay.

Final part is it? Oh, is this you getting your final score now? Yeah. Producer Carl told me that he's got my score and I've taken it out of the audio. The Luxman IG rated Clint 6.2 out of 10. Oh, he's still hotter than Chalamet. Chalamet and Ryan Gosling.

Even with his big nose and droopy eyes. Oh, my God. So what was it, 6.5? 6.2, was it? Yeah, 6.2. Chalamet is better than Ryan Gosling, apparently. And to me, Chalamet dates Kylie Jenner. Unbelievable.

God, as if it's ego. The ego of the man. The ego of the man. I'm being so stoked to be a six. Man, so either you or I need to get a seven. Otherwise, we'll never hear the end of it. Daniel, there's no way I'm getting a seven. Yeah, yeah.

Too true. You're being rated based on your face attractiveness tomorrow. Here's a little teaser. Meg and O'Neal has unbalanced facial thirds. Brilliant. That's what I'm for the wrong last name. It's just straight off the bat. It's bad.

Unbalanced facial thirds. Let's do it same time tomorrow. If you tune in just before 8 o'clock, you can find out if Meg is higher or lower than a 6 out of 10. She's got a crooked face. Don't have to. Look at her. Clint, Meg and Dan.

Oh, my gosh. With a share of $50,000. Cash. With the edge. Cash trapped. Trapped. Trapped. Trapped.

Actually, this time tomorrow, if you are in Wellington, anywhere near Kelburn Park at 8am, worth getting down there, because Harrison from Edge Afternoons is going to have $2,000 and a double pass to Jim Beam, homegrown strapped to him. And I know sometimes you're thinking, oh yeah, fastest always wins.

I think there's a little twist to this one, which won't see an Olympian win like he did last time. Well, that's a good thing, because I saw a couple of texts come through of different people that said they were in Christchurch and they couldn't catch me. But they're going to Wellington to try and catch Harrison. So maybe, like you're saying, it's going to be easier for them this time.

Right now we're playing in the studio, though, so you can take the cash offered to you by Meg or the mystery amount strapped to Dan. It is up to you. Hey, Corey. How's it going? Hi, Corey. Corey, you are down in Christchurch at the moment

and you need some money. Is this true for planter boxes and seeds? Do you want to grow some fruit and vegetables for your flat? Yeah, yeah. We go through quite a few fruit and veg, especially the old chilies at our place. Oh, chilies. Do you make chili sauce or do you guys all just like putting it on spicy food and stuff?

Well, honestly, no. We play with the old drinking games. Oh, good shit. I love this. So hold on a second. Here I am thinking that Corey is trying to get fruit and vegetables into his diet, making some like complex spice dishes, like major recipes, and no, it's just for drinking

games. It's just for a deer. Right. No, it is fruit and veg, but we also go through a lot of chilies. Okay, so chilies specifically that you want to grow. I think they're just still in season, maybe. Okay, Corey, you need to make them. Are you going to make them or are you going to buy the planters?

Are you handicraft? We're going to buy them. Okay, buy them. You can get them on I Got My One off Facebook Marketplace, a pretty good price. I'm going to make them or are you going to buy the planters? Are you handicapped? We're going to buy them. Okay, buy them. You can get them on, I got my one off Facebook Marketplace, a pretty good price. I'm going to give you $180. $180? No, that's good. Honestly, you can go to Facebook Marketplace.

Seeds and stuff are not expensive. They're like $3 a pottle. How many in your flat, Corey? There's five of us. Five of us. Okay, I think they're going to need more than that. Big planter boxes. Yeah.

Okay, Corey, what you could do is take that amount. And you came here with nothing, let's be honest. So you could look at it that way. It's a generous offer. Yeah, absolutely. Thank you. Or you could go with the money that is strapped to me, which I think, I don't know,

because I don't know what is in the vest, but I'd imagine it's more than a stingy $180. A stingy? Well, last hour you had $18. Yeah. Are they going to give that to me two hours in a row? I don't think so. All right, Corey, what do you want to do?

180 bucks? Oh, well, it is more than what I came with, and I was listening at 7 o'clock. Yes. It's a hard choice, but I might have to risk the biscuits, eh? Yeah. And go for the best. Yeah. Okay, it's an expensive biscuit you're risking, but hey might have to risk the biscuits, eh? Yeah. To go for the best. Yeah.

Okay, it's an expensive biscuit you're risking, but hey, if you want to do that. I see Meg, I see the cogs turning Meg's head. I'm wondering, like, honestly, I'm fighting right now, like, if I want to give Corey more money to buy chilli so he can have them in his drinking games. Oh, you remember when you were a flatting Meg? Oh, I do. I did love drinking games. Yeah, you weren't a little angel.

Okay. In Queenstown, were you? 220. Final offer. Final, final, final offer. I'm in it. No one's talking me out of that. 220, because I'm going to get in trouble.

Oh, it's the bus. Go back. Put on your glory. I'm going into the vest. Let's see if we can get you some planter boxes. Some more chillies. Oh, I'll tell you this. The Scoville level is through the roof.

So is the cash amount. $800! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Beautiful! Oh, how good. Love it. That's very good for the flat.

Yeah, unbelievable. Yeah, well done, Corey. Love him there. Yeah. You done, Corey. Love them there. Yeah. You know, that's almost a house deposit, Christchurch. Probably. I can make that. Trying to find hot songs for us.

That's a great song. Congratulations, $800. $800. We all set our restricted driver's licence again yesterday. We've all had it for, I guess, over 15 years. Clint, probably more like 20. And it was Harold from A1 Driving School brought in his car that we all had to drive around, do exactly the same circuit,

and then he judged us, rated us, very professionally. None of this was like kind of radio gag stuff. I was so nervous. I was very nervous. I was sweating bullets. Because you're sort of, when you've been driving

for a while, I think you take for granted that you know how to do it perfectly. Yeah. When really, when you're being tested, you sort of question yourself

about everything. I think in anything you do, no matter how confident you are, with somebody sitting, judging what you're doing, I mean, I know for one, for me, it very much so gets in my head. Yeah. Okay, well, are we ready to hear how we went or how each other went?

Because we weren't in the car with one another. Okay, let's go with Megwin first. Let's see how her driver's test went. Well, you are very nervous, aren't you? No, I'm very confident. Very confident. Do we have to have the radio, aren't you? I'm very confident. Do we have to have the radio on to calm you down? No, no.

More distractions. I don't like any distractions in my driving. What I usually say to people are just writing a shopping list. Before I forget. Did you ever do any driving training with an instructor? No, just my old mum and dad. So it took me a while to get it.

I failed four or three times. Ooh, don't tell it, Matt. I must say, he was writing a lot, wasn't he? That was unnerving. That's why I kept asking. I said, what are you writing there, Harold? What did I do just now that you've just written a paragraph about? Yeah, he was making notes next to me, and that makes you very nervous.

All right, so were you confident when you got out, though, Meg, about how you did? Yeah, no, honestly, I was proud of myself in the way that I was very nervous, and I thought I did okay. Okay, Dan was up next. Just going to go around and check the tread just to make sure it's all at a... I always check every car I drive just to make sure everything's... Good, good. All for legality, perfect. So now there's a great car coming, so I can't turn. You're doing even commentary drive, eh?

Yeah. Identifying your hazards. Very good. Very impressive. Pretty perfect so far, I would have thought. You're doing even commentary drive, eh? Yeah. Identifying your hazards. Very good. Very impressive. Pretty perfect so far I would have thought. And do you know the speed limit here?

I know it's 50. Yes. Yes, so I'm going a little bit slower than that. Okay. But I know it's better to be safe than sorry. Alright.

Great. How slow were you crawling? I think there was a couple of times where he was like you're going too slow. I think you were almost showing off how slow you're going. So he asked me to speed up a couple of times where he was like, you're going too slow. I think you were almost showing off how slow you're going.

So he asked me to speed up a couple of times. But I don't think I should be failed because of that. Okay. And then I went last. Did we save the best still? Oh. I don't know. That's the saying.

Definitely not. Do you know if I fail, you'll be the first person that's ever failed me? Oh, really? Learner's first pop. Restricted first pop. Fuller's first pop. You're not nervous, are you? No. Well, no, I shouldn't. You're not nervous, are you? No.

Well, no, I shouldn't. I've been driving for a very long time. That's usually the problem. Are you allowed to drink a beer if you're over the age of 20 and not over the limit? Yeah, you can, yeah. You can drink it as long as you're not over. Yep. So that's something you were doing.

You were cutting the turns a bit, so just be careful that you always go through the gap in the line. Yeah. So what is the speed limit around the scores? 30? No, it's 40. Oh, is it? Oh, I'm just extra careful, I guess. The only person on the show that actually has kids that go to school,

I like to be extra cautious. Now, I will say this, hearing that audio, Clint's is the only bit of audio where he called out two bad things about his driving. Yeah, I do know Harold at one point said to me, now, what could we have done differently there, driving. Yeah, I do know Harold at one point said to me, now what could we have done differently there, Megan? So, I do know there's something different. Oh, full name.

So, are we finding out next? Yeah. I regret not bringing a couple of beers for us now after I found that out. I don't think you should keep saying about the drink driving thing. Like, just don't drink while driving. Yeah, I think that's a great rule, but until New Zealand actually makes it against the law, how crazy is that that we found that out this week?

We need to get a cop on, actually, like cops. Maybe they just don't talk about it because it's not a rule and they know you shouldn't be, so they just don't talk on it. Yeah, probably. All right, here we go. We all sat a mock learner's test earlier this week and we all failed. So yesterday we did a practical driver's test, myself, Meg and Dan. Yeah.

Only one of us almost hit a pedestrian on the way back up the drive past the police station to work and that person was Dan. Oh, disgusting Dan. No, the only problem was Clint, that this person was planted and they walked out on no crossing

so it wasn't like there was a crossing and I hit them. They walked down the middle of the road so that would have been their fault anyway. That happens sometimes. People, kids. Meg's husband Guy and I were chatting, and he was like, what are you doing? I said, I'm waiting for my driver's test.

And he goes, who's out there now? And I said, Dan. He goes, oh, do you think it'd be funny if I jumped out in front of his car? And I said, yes. So he waited 10 minutes for the car to approach, and then when it did, this is what happened. Okay, here he comes, here he comes.

Guy's seeing the car. He's going to step out. Dan's slowing down at the giveaway and Guy's about to step out and there he goes. Whoa! Whoa! Watch where you're going. Oh my goodness me. Excuse me, sir.

Now this is the problem. I'm gonna continue on because this is the sort of thing that radio, I know that guy and he's obviously been planted. Luckily, I didn't need to take evasive action there. Oh, I don't know if you can hit a pedestrian and still pass a driver's test. I didn't hit him. But that's a great excuse if you accidentally hit someone going to the police and be like, I know that person, he will plant it.

Yeah, true. Don't worry, that's my mate Jeff. That's fine. We'll just carry on driving. Yes, he is dead but he was a plant. Okay. Okay.

So now, the only person who knows the results, Harold from A1 Driving School has passed them on to our producer, Carl. Good morning, Carl. Good morning,

Clint, Meg and Dan. Yes. One of us has failed. We know that. You told us that earlier this morning which we were all shocked by because we thought,

oh, all three will have passed. No big deal. I feel so nervous. Do you, Meg? Good. Okay. All right, let's go through. So what I've got

is I've got a couple of notes from the driving instructor for each of you, and then it's just a straight pass or fail, which I'll deliver after. Okay. Okay, so starting with Meg. Yeah.

Your notes. Lateral position was good. No cutting corners. Cool. Great indication on roundabouts and like your handwriting, nice full stops at the stop signs. So well done on that.

There is no need, however, to stop for three seconds at stop signs. If we do, it means we can miss an opportunity to go. That's true. When overtaking parked objects in our path and crossing the centre line, we could indicate to the right. Yep.

I remember that. Okay. All right, good. Okay. Next, shall we go, Dan? Okay. Okay. All right, Dan, observation and gap selection at the intersections was really good.

He was very impressed with that. Yes, I thought so. Yeah, applying the push, pull or shuffle steering method at times to keep the airbag clear, you know, in the steering wheel. Yeah, excellent. I said that to him. I was doing that on purpose. You said 10 and 2, but that didn't even matter. But he did, you know, he said you had great technique there.

Very nice hazard identification on parts of the drive. Good on you, mate. Parts of the drive, I would have said, but anyway. When going straight at a roundabout, Dan, there is no need to indicate right from the start. Just indicate left where you are leaving. The problem was there was a lot of cars in there. I just wanted to tell them where I was going straight at a roundabout, Dan. There is no need to indicate right from the start. Just indicate left where you are leaving. The problem was there was a lot of cars in there. I just wanted to tell them where I was going.

Yeah, but you were going straight and you were indicating right. No, shut up, Clint. Okay, the biggest issue was that the consistency, he drove too slow and wasn't flowing with the traffic. Sue me. Sue me. You can't win. You drive too fast, you fail.

You drive too slow. Tim watches Formula 1 and thinks you'd be a good race car driver and it's not where you drive too slow. You are holding everyone up. Even the driving's a little present. Hey, look, save the fast driving for the racetrack. That's what I say.

Yeah, look, he did say a lot of the time you were doing 40 kilometres or under where it was safe to go 50. Or under. Or under. Okay. I did prompt Dan a few times, but no improvement was seen. Okay, she told you to speed up. All, under. Okay. I did prompt Dan a few times, but no improvement was seen.

Okay. He told you to speed up. All right, next up. All right, Clint, whose car usually drives itself because he's a Tesla. Great indication on the roundabouts. Nice use of mirrors. Not surprising for Clint. Observation and gap selection was great.

Nice full stops at stop signs. Clint needs to use his mirrors more frequently, even though he did say there was a great use of mirrors. He did say a little more would still be good, but I think he's comparing you to the other two. Yeah. When turning right into side roads, use the gap in the centre line

so you're not cutting off corners or traffic. When overtaking objects in your path and crossing the centre line, we should indicate to the right, Clint. Okay. Oh, this is... I actually don't know now. We all did something wrong by the sounds of it.

The only thing I did wrong by the sounds of it was go too slow. Sue me. Okay. Well, let's hope he does. Okay. Two pass, one fail. Who failed their practical driver's test

as a grown-ass adult? A grown-ass adult who failed their driving test was... Dan Webby. Yes, it was. Pathetic. This is obviously a stitch-up. So the only reason I failed, because I went a little bit too slow... A little bit too...

Dan, you were going 30 in a 50. Mm. Okay, well, what does that say to people? Don't go too slow. All right, great. Happy days. Okay, if I fail, I'll take that to my grave. Safe driving, and I failed right, great. Happy days. Okay, if I fail, I'll take that to my grave. Safe driving and I failed.

Brilliant stuff. Move on. Hey, Dan, you did say if anyone failed, this should happen to them. That should be stripped of licence, to be honest. That should be stripped of licence. Chop it in half. If I'm driving too slow. You might.

It's a hazard when you drive too slow. Take my licence off me then. Well, where is it? I'm not giving it to you. I can't believe drive too slow. Take my licence off me then. Well, where is it? I'm not giving it to you. I can't believe you failed driving. No, you failed driving. Failed your learners. Failed your practical.

That's the one thing you say you're good at. I don't think I would have failed in real life. It was real life. It was a real driving school. Wow, this is a real come down from the high you're on. You said when you cried when you found out you scored the highest, you still failed the learners. Yeah, wow.

That has shocked me, to be honest. Shocked me to the core. Really, really shocked me. Yeah, this is the best driver on the show. I'm going to cry. With a score of what? Of 17 out of 20. One more point.

One more point. He would have passed. Daniel Webber. I cannot believe this. That was you yesterday. You're a worse driver than I am. Now that is a turn for the books. Isn't that great?

There are such things as sore losers, aren't there, Meg? There are, yeah. I'm not a sore loser. I'm laughing. I am a bit depressed that I'm worse than Meg. I will say that. See, what's it got to do with me? But it's Clint yesterday.

He got the same as me and you're upset there. And then we've proved that I'm a better driver than Dan. And I actually think that Clint was probably the worst yesterday. I can't understand what he's saying. It's like he's speaking slow as well. Like everything he does is really slow. Yeah. Hey, it's better than going too fast.

I've always said that. I've got to use some parts of my life on that. Clint, Meg and Dan. I was scrolling mindlessly through TikTok as I do in my spare time and I saw a girl bring up a situation. She's not a big influencer or anybody. She's literally just a random that had this situation happen to her in her friend group.

And I thought, what would my friend group do being you guys? And I thought I would know both of your answers here's what happened to her if you are in a friendship group of five and you see four of the people like just minus you out at dinner and they're posting on social media are you saying something like naturally in a friend group there's going to be times where like two people hang out more three people hang out more but when it's all four and just not you, do you say something? So that was the situation. I didn't even read the comments. I sent it straight

to the boys and we discussed it. It was a heated combo. Yeah. Yeah. On our OnlyFans podcast, which you may already subscribe to, maybe not, but Mick, very passionate about whether she would or wouldn't. Would it bother you? F*** yes. Are you joking me? If I just saw you two hanging out without me,

if you were all hanging out minus me, I would bawl my eyes out. I would talk to Guy. I would book in therapy. I would probably quit. I would go talk to Casey the boss. I would be Epcot case. But if it was even a wish...

Megan would be like, they're trying to replace me. They're talking about who to replace me with. Jesus Christ. Oh my God, I'd feel so left out. I'd feel stupid, like everyone hates me. I would put so many narratives into my head of what that one thing happened was.

You'd imagine us all in a circle going, we hate Meg, we hate Meg. That was a little over-dramatised, but it definitely would affect me compared to what I thought Clint would do, which I think I got correct. Yeah, I think I'd imagine you would have those thoughts, Meg, and I'd imagine Clint had his thoughts as well. If you guys were all like clay bird shooting, and I think I'd imagine you would have those thoughts, Meg. And I'd imagine Clint

had his thoughts as well. If you guys were all like clay bird shooting and I'd be like, oh, that looks fun. And you'd be like, how? I like clay bird shooting.

What a weird thing to pull out of video. But I think maybe it depends then, Meg, because I'm like, if you guys are just catching up for dinner, I'm like, yeah,

I've had dinner. Like, it's not a big deal. It's not about the company to you. It's about the activity. That blows my mind. I don't give a shit I'm offended by that. You don't want to hang out with us unless we

claim it. What do you mean? Dinner's fun with us. What's wrong with dinner with me and Dan? Actually, Caitlin just texted saying, wait, don't Meg and Dan hang out without Clint. Yes, we do, and if you think I'm hypocritical, no, it's because Clint doesn't want to come unless we're doing something fun. I'm hypocritical, I'm not, so shame.

Come on. No, but yeah, it clings very much so it doesn't bother him at all. No. Meg and I do our pudding plays, don't we? Yeah. We go out for pudding and take a game. Although we haven't done it in a while. We haven't done it in a wee while. Yeah, because I feel like my friendship with you, Meg, is independent of your friendship with Dan. Yes.

Yeah. But, yeah, if you guys are doing something really fun, then I'm like, oh. So it's not so much my friends are hanging out without me, it's fine. It's just doing something fun. If they're doing something that I would want to do, I'm like, oh, yeah, if you guys are doing something really fun, then I'm like, oh. So it's not so much my friends are hanging out without me. It's fine. It's just doing something fun. If they're doing something that I would want to do, I'm like, oh, cool, guys. I like whitewater rafting.

I'm a little bit in the middle of you both, but I think I'm more Meg's angle. I'd still be a little bit jealous. I wouldn't cry. No. Okay. Would this situation piss you off if you found out that your group of friends were all out doing something.

Dinner specifically or it doesn't really matter? Yeah, let's say all out to dinner, somebody posted on Instagram stories, think about your friend group, however many are in it, you're the one that's not there, the only one. Dinner really cuts deep though. I think it does too because how hard is it to get five people or four people at the same time at the same place? Ming doesn't even want to be there.

She just wants to be invited. Oh, boy. If there's food, I'm there. Are you joking me? Sorry there, Clint. Come on. And girl noticed that out of a girl group of friends, five of them, four of them went out to dinner

and she didn't know about it. She didn't know whether to hit them up about it or not. We'd be discussing how we would feel about it if it was the same situation. We put it out to you and this is what you said. If I saw them out without me, I would be like, what the f*** is going on? So I would whip up my phone and I'd text

them and then I would just be like, hey, like you know, just like wondering why I'm not with you guys. I think it would be really context dependent. I think if you're in a really loving and trusting friendship group like mine, then if I saw everyone out for dinner without me, I don't think my first thought would be a negative one.

Wow, that's very strong. I saw a text coming through saying, I met my now best friend through a mutual friend years ago. Three of us did everything together. It was a great fun trio. But one time I had the new friend over for dinner and my original friend lost it and saying

it wasn't right they were hanging out without her. Her loss would be best mates for 15 years now. That's a tricky one, right? She was right to be worried they squeezed her out. But maybe they squeezed her out because of her reaction. I think I would be that old friend. I'd feel really left out.

And I know that you should be independent of all your friends as well, but I'd want a reason why I wasn't invited. Let's actually go to Laura because Laura has the theory everybody's talking about at the moment from Mel Robbins. It's the let them theory. Laura, that's how you'd be taking the scenario? Yeah, only recently though. I heard about it from a friend at work and listened to the podcast

and it made so much sense to me that now I'm just like let them for everything. Yeah. I disagree. Maybe you know a bit more about it than I do Laura but I don't want to let them. I want to go hey, no, why wasn't I invited? What's the idea? Yeah, Laura, what

is the idea in a nutshell for people that haven't heard of the let them theory? The idea is that um that you just let people do what they want to do and not let it affect you because it's their behavior so it's on them not on you and i think that i like i still get jealous if people do things without me like my friends because like that's a human response but i think that um just going actually if they wanted to let them and let that be on them

that's like their behaviour not yours. Yeah I see what you mean. Yeah. Yeah it's a lot of mental work to be able to let things go. I think Clint's very good

at let them actually. You're probably a pro with the let them theory without even realising it Clint. We have a first time caller. Oh do we? We do. Chessie.

Chessie? For the first time in forever. Hello, stranger. For the first time. Hi. Hello, Chissy. How have you been? Hi, Chissy.

Yeah, good. So what's your thoughts on this? You go. Yeah, so as you can probably tell from my accent, I'm not a New Zealander. I'm from the UK. Yeah. And in the UK, I'm a group of five. Like the girl you had on TikTok.

Yeah. Well, it's our 30th birthday year, all of ours. And my four best friends in the UK all went to Morocco to celebrate. And even though it's my choice to live at the other side of the world, I had to leave Instagram because I had... Oh, I got invited. all went to Morocco to celebrate. And even though it's my choice to live at the other side of the world, I had to leave Instagram because I had... Oh, I got invited. But they did it anyway. I think it was like a sympathy invite.

Oh, was it like... Did you find it like genuinely like, hey, girls, we want to do this? Is there any way, TLC, you can come? Or was it like, hey, TLC, we're all going to Morocco if you can make it. And you're like, well, you know I can't. That's so late notice. Yeah, that's the second one.

I'm a mum of three youngsters as well. So I deleted all my social medias whilst they were in Morocco because I was like, I can't watch this. Oh, yeah. I can imagine that would be so hard. Why can't you make it?

Is it just an expense? Three kids. Oh, jeez. And are they all kidless? Yes. Yes. I mean, it's hard because then what do you, does your friend and your friends not go to Morocco because they think it's going to be unfair to you?

Like, it's so... It's hard because you are on the other side of the world that if you were closer, they could have come to you and be like, let's all go and visit GC in New Zealand. But really tough on you. And I guess, yeah, you're right, Clint. What are they... Do they put it on pause because they don't want to hurt your feelings?

I mean, have you heard of the let them theory? What's that theory? Don't worry. I don't think it helps in your situation, the old let them. Yeah, I don't know. I think there's a time and place for the let them theory, and I think this is a little bit bigger. Hey, Jessie.

Oh, what have we got for her? Would you like a Lancome Genifique Ultimate Serum valued at $260 with that soft on the blow? I mean, might a little bit, so thank you. Oh, Jessie,

Jessie, you'll look younger than them. Yeah, when you finally catch up, they'll be like, damn, Jessie, why do you look so young for? We should all move to New Zealand. Yeah. They'll come back

with their Moroccan tans that have made all their face look all leathery. Yeah. You'll still look great. Meanwhile, yeah, you'll have skin repair and fixing the signs of ageing.

I know we've got to wrap it up, but there is a hard situation where, like, if you can't make something because of your choices of, like, I've moved or I have kids or I don't have the money, can you still be mad at your friends for doing things without you? It's a tricky one.

It's a tricky one. Because you don't want them to cancel the trip because of you either Like Clint I can't come to your Big 40th this year So I'm hoping You've cancelled the whole thing

Yeah It's still up in the air No we're still going We're still going Still up in the air We're going on that big cruise Aren't we Clinty Just the boys

I'm getting mum and dad Being like Am I coming to a 40th And I've got the football guys Going what do we do If you're 40th I feel like I'm going to Have to have five different parties.

Yes. Yeah. Of different price range to accommodate everyone's needs, because no one's going to just let me. No, no. The Clint, Meg and Dan Podcast. Once a week, we do throw it out there and we say, hey, what's that one thing that

guys do that just make the girls go crazy? And we're going to try and find that one universal thing that all dudes can try, that one do that just make the girls go crazy. And we're going to try and find that one universal thing that all dudes can try, that one move that works every time. At the moment, we have not found the move. No, no, you boys haven't. You failed every time.

In fact, no, Clint has passed once, which is when he serenaded his wife with a song, but because Dan failed, it is not a pass. It needs to be universally, the both of us. Yeah, and I also believe producer Carl has been doing it in the background as well with his wife. So we need to have a three-people pass. We've had some tics, put on a nice suit, bit of stubble, doing housework without being asked.

Smell amazing. We've got Bridie on 0800 The Edge. What do you think, Bridie? They have to do The Naked Man. The Naked Man. I don't know what that is. What is that? Well, it was on an episode of Friends from a long time

and it just means, I believe Joey told someone to do it, but my husband does it and all you've got to do is drape yourself across the couch or in the piece,

completely nude and there's no way a wife would say no to that. Oh, Brady. My husband is always naked. Yeah, trust me. To the point that I'm like, please, just pants. I'll tell you, Bridie, I promise you,

I'll tell you what doesn't look good draped over a couch. Me. Oh, don't do that. I know, I know. Okay, wait, we have it there. What if I don't choose the couch? Does he have any other locations that he tries that still work? Maybe the dishwasher.

Naked over the dishwasher. Incredible. Don't do it at the end when it's steaming. Oh no, I think that could be... That could be great actually when his cycle's just finished, you open it up and it's like poof. Alright, thank you Bridie. We'll see what Amy has as well. Just quickly before we go to Amy, someone's text through saying one-handed bra undo.

We're not magicians. Dan, you can do that because you did it the fastest time on the show two years ago. That, I must say, was a fluke. Really? Yeah. Because I bet Clint had it. Come on. That's not believable.

Bet yourself. You bet Clint. I think if I tried to do it again. Can I try you again? Yep. Come here. Oh, this is taking a bit of a turn. Yeah, I'll just quickly just see if I can do it again because I don't think I can.

One-handed. Meg, she's so generous, too. Just, yep, straight away. Come on. Have you got an easy bra on? Yeah, I have an easy bra on. I'll borrow it. Wait if I can do it again, because I don't think I can. One hand. Meg, she's so generous, too. Just, yep, straight away. Have you got an easy bra on? Yeah, I have an easy bra on. I'll bra it. Wait, let me just keep, stop touching it before I give you permission to touch it.

Permission granted. Here we go. She's made a hard-core recommendation. One, two, three. Fluke. Yep, it was a fluke. Nothing, can't do it. Absolutely not even one.

I'll see if I can get it done by the end of the break. Ready? Go. Oh, he's... Give me some time. Oh, no, I'm getting it there. I don't think you are. Keep doing the calls.

No. You're starting to laugh at you. Still nothing. Still nothing. Not even one. Not even one hook. God, that thing's tied up. How many clasps are on that thing?

There's three. Jesus. Okay. I didn't know you were Catholic. Three clasps. Oh, my God. I've never worked with three. Okay, Amy.

Amy said she's got something that works every single time on women to make them go crazy universally with men. Hey, Amy. Hello. Hello. Hello. What is the thing that works for you? The thing that my partner does that instantly gets me

going is, and I can't believe I'm sharing this on radio, is when he wears my lingerie. Oh, nah. Now I know what you're doing. There's no way your partner's put on your knickers and you've gone hot. Not a chance. I see what you're doing. There's no way your partner's put on your knickers and you've gone hot. Not a chance. I see what you're doing.

I don't know. I think we should listen to Amy. I think I'd rather be naked over the dishwasher. Oh, I think we should listen to Amy. She's given us a serious suggestion. Give us the dishwasher. No, no. I think Amy's on to something.

No way. She's called up. There's not a chance it's happening. She's called up. Wait, is Amy lesbian? Because that makes more sense. No, my partner is a male. There you go.

The first time it happened, it was a bit of a joke, but it really sparked something in me. You're joking. No, he does it quite often. I don't believe you. The frillier, the better. Okay. Well, what if it does work and you guys are just,

you said you wanted to find the solution. I don't really want this to work though. I feel like we're backing a horse that's already limping to the start line.

I'm like, do we really want to put all of our money on that one then? This is the thing that gets out of going. I'm really concerned. Why?

Because I know for a fact I'll look like a sausage with a gesture on it. Well, I guess we've got to give it a go. If anything, it might make our wives never want to touch us again. That's the risk we've got to take.

Amy called up. My God, Amy. Who got her? Someone. Okay, Tori said each to their own, but God, I couldn't take that seriously. Yeah, no way. What colour is that one we're trying? Yeah.

I'm still unsure. I mean... Okay, let's notch this one up as a fail. Tan, just give it a go. I won't even fit. I think I do the nude thing on the couch and you try the lingerie thing. No, we're doing both the same thing.

Okay, you're both doing the lingerie. I'm not wearing lingerie. Just give it a go. Holy shit, you made it the whole way through. If you want more, find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast See you tomorrow And then if that's not enough

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