The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW #476 SO MY BUTTER CHICKEN IS FINE THEN?

Episode Date: March 13, 2025

Zero humans participated in the creation of this podcast caption.... Join Clint, Meg, and Dan on The Edge Breakfast Show as they navigate through hilarious conversations, awkward moments, and interesting challenges. In this episode, they discuss waking up routines, compare attractiveness ratings, and share funny labor stories. Listen to Meg and Dan's impressions of Michael Caine in honor of his birthday, and take part in their interactive segment, Job Jargon Bingo. Laugh along as the team has a blast and sometimes, gets it all hilariously wrong! This episode also features their ability to tackle an ultra-silent chamber challenge and award the coveted Employee of the Week. Don't miss Harrison's wild $2,000 cash dash at Kelburn Park. Tune in for all the fun, laughs, and unfiltered behind-the-scenes antics! 01:49 Mr. Beast and Beast Games Discussion06:17 Getting to Know Mitch10:13 Scandal with Meg: Neo's Polyamorous Life13:07 Dan's Wife and the Blood Moon Tarot Reading16:55 To Snooze or Not to Snooze: Morning Routines37:15 Job Jargon Bingo: Guess the Profession42:46 Scandal45:31 Rating the Hosts' Looks: Scientific Analysis49:34 Cash Strapped53:21 What Not to Do while the wife is in Labour01:03:05 Anechoic Chamber Challenge01:06:59 Employee of the Week01:10:49 Michael Caine Impressions: Who Does It Best?

This is a podcast from Rover. Welcome to the podcast equivalent of a You Up text. Messy, slightly regrettable, but you'll still come back for more. This is the Clint Beck and Dan podcast. The Edge Breakfast 2025. New year, new hit. New station voice. Oh, no, that's potentially offensive.

Same station voice. This is The Edge Breakfast with Clint, Meg and Dan. Good morning. Morning. One, two, six on your Friday. Happy Friday. We made it. We did.

We were good. It was a hard one at the start of the week. Yeah. It's been a great week. Isn't it cold? Freezing in the mornings. It's got colder. Yeah. We did. Well, it's good it was a hard one at the start of the week. Yeah. It's been a great week. Isn't it cold? Freezing in the mornings. It's got colder. Yeah.

Just today, I felt the cold. My windows are all fogged up in the car. Well, it's funny because you still don't have sleeves on, Clint. So that's a... Yeah, but I'm wearing singlet with vest. So I'm wearing double layers. So double layer on top of chest. I reckon you could send Clint to Antarctica and he'd be sleeveless.

He'd find a way. Yeah, he would. He'd find a way. You'd he would. He'd find a way. You'd be surprised probably how warm it does get at times with the sun reflecting off the snow. Oh, okay. You've been, have you? Many times he's been down to the Antarctic.

Small window, but there'd be a day where you'd be like, Jesus, this cat man is getting sweaty. Yeah. I imagine. Yeah. Yesterday on the show we got a guy To scientifically Rate Clint's attractiveness Yes

Well all three of our faces I believe mine No no Mine's on Monday Isn't it yours is today Yeah why are we saving Meg's I know I don't love that Over the weekend

She's either the ugliest Or the hottest Yeah it's one or the other You're an all or nothing Okay well I've already heard A little teaser of it So it's definitely the ugliest The ugliest

Ugliest yeah Because I'm worse than Clint I don't know literally he said it already has he? the guy in time for a little

coffee catch up before we officially kick off the show I am one episode away I won't do too many spoilers of finishing Beast Games

oh my god I can't believe we didn't get more chat on Amazon Prime Mr Beast created a TV show spent over 50 million for the first two episodes alone,

blew the budget. At the time, Clint, because I feel like it's been out a long time now. Yeah, I feel like I heard a little bit when it did come out, but then I just, then nothing, and I just forgot it even existed.

I haven't seen it. I got it spoiled for me before I even saw the ending because I saw the winner. YouTube clips and things. No, no, no, just on Instagram. I haven't seen it, but it sounds like,

from what you guys have been explaining, because it's all you bloody talk about, is it's like Squid Game, almost. Yeah, a little bit, but people don't die. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, pretty much, I guess it's close. I mean, I know they replicated a Squid Game, but I guess because Mr. Beast has so much money,

it's like he's just... Although he lost money from this, didn't he? Yeah, he lost tens of millions of dollars of his own money after Amazon Prime put $100 million into the show, which is why I fear we'll never get another one because if he tries to keep the next one under budget, it won't be as good as the first one because he's just like a rich kid with too much money

and he just throws a million dollars around like it's $100. And you're right, Clint, if it got like mental hype, then yeah, maybe they would be like, okay, cool, let's get the sponsors for it. But because it didn't, it's like, well, was it as successful for the money? Has Mr. Beast always been rich or has he just got rich? No, he's not an EPO baby, he made it from YouTube. Right.

His mum had like two jobs and his dad wasn't present in his life. Yeah, every single dollar he made from YouTube videos, he put back into YouTube videos over and over and over and over again for years. When normally people would be like, oh, I've made quite a bit from this sponsorship. I'll absorb that and get new clothes or whatever. Every time he put it into new content and that content got bigger and that's how he did it. So he didn't actually reap the benefits

of being rich for a very long time. Never brought new clothes. That's why he's always scruffy. Scruffy. Yeah, well, you look at him, right? And he doesn't, I mean, I'm sure he's a rich guy now, but that's why for so long

he only cared about better content. If you're fascinated by his life Diary of a CEO interviewed him for like an hour and a half and he talks about how he remembers the first time he got a big contract worth like $30,000 and his mum was like that's what I get paid for like an entire year

and you're making it for like one video. What Meg was saying is that what you were doing with your career Clint putting money back into the business and saving money without buying clothes with sleeves? Yeah. He's just buying everything. Actually, you'd be surprised how expensive, you know, items are without the sleeves. Like sometimes you pay more. Pay more for less?

I think that was the gag that Dan was making. Producing eaves. I was just looking up some stats about Squid Game. Sorry, Beast Games. I'm a massive, massive fan. It's the biggest non-lottery cash prize ever in reality TV. Wow. It's crazy, yeah, because you think of Survivor,

which has been going for like 47 seasons, and they do a million dollars. It's crazy. Yeah. He just threw five out in the first season. I saw this clip actually about Survivor on TikTok yesterday. It was like the best ever, I don't know, like thing that someone has done on the show to trick the other players.

You might remember this, Clint. And it was this guy that was wanting to have some time out. And so he pretended that his mum had died. His grandma. His grandma had died. And he's like pretending he's crying. He gets a phone call, fake phone call from his mate. And then he goes away and gets a day off or something.

Yeah, it's like when you win a reward to hang out with your loved ones. And then he goes away and gets a day off or something. Yeah, it's like when you win a reward to hang out with your loved ones and then he goes, how's grandma? And he looks at her and his brother understands the assignment because he's like, what does he mean? She's great. She's lovely. And then he goes, she died. And then he's like, no, no.

And then he bursts into tears. And then when they high five and go and have like food and stuff together, he goes, bro, that was a crack up. He goes, how was grandma? He goes, oh, oh she's good she'll be loving this yes unbelievable yeah some of the biggest villains in survivor have come back and played again i just suck at those games i could never i could never ever ever do that i could never oh my god the the guilt i'd feel i'd do it if there wasn't cameras filming yeah it's all filmed. It's unbelievable. You're so right. Because it's like

you forget like a lot of people can't disassociate your player character from your real life personality. I think it's

one and the same. But they are the same. Come on. I think people react differently if they know there's a chance. Like I would be very different if there

was a chance to win five million dollars. But that is your integrity. That is who you are. Yeah but I feel like my integrity can be to win $5 million. But that is your integrity. That is who you are. Yeah, but I feel like my integrity can be bought at a certain price. Yes, which is your... I would slit both of your throats for $5 million. Of course you would.

Metaphorically. Right, okay, of course. That's why he carries around a knife, me. As we get to know everyone that listens to the show more intimately, nice and early. I kind of get, get, get to know, know, know. You better, better, baby. I want to get to know.

Who are we getting to know this morning? It's Mitch. Mitch's first time caller. For the first time in forever. Hello, stranger. For the first time in forever. Hello, stranger. For the first time. G'day, Mitchie. Hello, Mitch. Hi, how are you? Good, mate.

I know, that's quite intense, Mitch. Mitch also works for the Crusaders team. He drives a Holden. He's the partner and he's the Scorpio. Oh, this is fantastic. How long have you worked for the Satyrs? I'm in my fourth year of working for the Crusaders. What do you do?

What's your role? Analysis, analysing the rugby game. Oh, so you're as part of it. I love it. Like a statistician. So you go through who's performing well and who's not. Do you talk to the coach and pass on the information? Yeah, I work with the coaching staff

quite closely. Wow, that's cool. Do you have people trying to make friends with you because then hopefully trying to get in your head even though they had a bad day, they'd be like, oh, you can write that one off. Oh yeah, mates would be, eh? Yeah, a lot of people giving opinions. Yeah, yeah. Oh, you're going to be so good

at blocking out. You go, yeah, yeah, thanks mate. And trying to get in Mitch's corporate box, I'm sure. I find you, I bet you're quite often bitching about the players. You're being like, oh, Cody Taylor played a shitter today, but hey, boss. And then... Not quite. No, not quite.

All right. Dan's just Googled a name, I swear it. He must have. Oh, no, I did. I just Googled Crusaders players. For like two seconds, I was quite proud of him. I was like, nah, he's Googled that. Okay, Mitch, the game is I ask a question about you.

We all guess what you would answer and you tell us who was closest. You work for the Crusaders. You're extremely loyal, I imagine, to them. But if you had to work for one other team or, you know, I guess like root for them, what team would it be? In Super Rugby?

Yes. Okay. I reckon, I don't even think Mitch is from Christchurch. I think he's there for work. I think he's moved from Wellington. I think he's a Canes supporter. I was going to say Canes. Damn it.

Okay, because it's basically the only one I know. Radio. Okay. Okay, so I'm going to go the other one. I know Chiefs. Okay, so he went to Waikato. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah, maybe he was born there. Then he moved to Christchurch late in life. And the only other New Zealand team's the Blues, right? Well, not the only other. Is there another one? Yeah, there's teams. Chiefs, Crusaders. Brumbies.

No, they're Australian. They're Australian. Okay, I'm going to say the Blues because they won last year, didn't they? Well, Otago. I thought you were going to go the Highlanders. Otago's pretty close to Christchurch. I'll go the Highlanders. If he gets that point, that's on you, Clint.

Yeah, I know, actually. I shouldn't have given him that pass. I'm absolutely gifted that time to put down in the corner. I'll stick with the Blues. I'll stick with the Blues. Okay, I think he's going to go with the Blues because they're the best team. Mitch, if you have to answer, what other team would you root for if it wasn't the Crusaders, the Blues, the Hurricanes, or the Chiefs?

Probably the Hurricanes. Oh, damn it! They should have got him first. Bugger. Damn it! Are you actually born and raised in Christchurch, Mitch? Yeah, I'm from Christchurch. Ah, okay. So you're not supporting any other team, though, ever?

No, it'd be the Drew if I had to pick someone, because everyone likes the Drew. Yeah, right. Oh, good on you. Oh, it's always nice to chat to someone from Christchurch, and especially someone that works for the Satyrs. Yeah, and someone with such an interesting, unique job as well. I don't imagine you come across too many people that do what you do, Mitch.

Well, I do. You might not. Yeah, that's true. And you're allowed to work probably every weekend. You bump into someone who does that. Hey, you say hi to Tom Christie, Will Jordan and Brainard Enor for us. They sound like one name that you just link together. Are they all players? Join Zed Rewards and get 20 cents off per litre and a free coffee.

Terms apply. We'll give that voucher out to you ASAP Mitch. And old Ethan Blackadder. The Clint, Meg and Dan Podcast. Scandal with Meg. Our scandal is thanks to New World. Nominate someone to get a wonderful Wednesday morning. Text wonderful to 3343 to enter.

Neo, you will know them from songs such as... So were you going to sing them? I was thinking about it because I didn't tell you to get any songs, did I?

No. So I think I'm clean now. This is where you throw me under the bus and go let her put her money where her mouth is. There it is.

And give me everything and close her. He's done a lot of collabs. Oh, God, he's good. He's good with Pitbull. What's one in a million? 2010. That one's no good.

Well, actually, that's a funny one because it is old because his girls are not one in a million. They're one in four, it seems. Has he got four wives? No, he's got four girlfriends, I believe. Have a listen to how he talks about how he works out between his relationships. Do y'all all go out together, like all five of y'all? Yeah, all the time.

Now, who schedules? You know what I'm saying? Is it a money schedule because I'm the busiest? No, nights are the random. For example, on this tour, I'll let this one come out for seven days, then she go home, then this one come out for seven days, and then this one come out for seven days, then she go home, then this one come out for seven days, and then this one come out for seven days, and then we do something all together.

Again, they all get along with each other. I have no problem hanging out with each other, but I think one of the most important things about this is understanding that these are four individual women that need their time. It was harder to lie, huh? Way harder. I don't like how he says, I'll let one come out this day and let the other one,

like you're locked up otherwise. Yeah, seven days each. I mean, the fact that he says it was hard to lie and like cheat, obviously, right? Because he said it was harder to lie and have four girlfriends, which he wanted. It was easy to tell them, this is the situation. I am polyamorous.

If you want to be with me, get along with the other girls. I'll take you out for seven days and then we'll have a group date at Rainbow's End. I don't know. Yeah, and I guess power to them as well. We're making it sound like he has all the power. But the girls are all obviously like, you know, they go out. I'm

sure he's paying for everything because he's Neo. They're having a fun week and then they probably go do whatever they want. Yeah. And I guess as long as they're all happy and they're all in and like, who are we to yuck their yum? Absolutely.

You know, but at the same time, I think because it's out of the usual, out of the normal paradigm of a relationship, people go, oh, that's not right.

Right. It does feel like his songs didn't really lend a hand to the polyamorous life like Miss Independent, one of his most famous songs, Because of You or, you know,

they're all kind of about one person. This song should be called Let Me Love You and You and You. And You and You. Did he get the little and in there? Maybe next time we hear it live, we'll listen out.

That's the latest in Scandal. Oh, but a little extra. Watch Dan's face. Meghan Markle has announced a new podcast called Confessions of a Female Founder. Oh, goody. There we go.

Female Founder. What is goody. There we go. Female Founder. What has she founded? Founded. All right, next on the show, did Dan's wife charge her tarot cards? She's going to charge them in the full moon. She's one of those girls. We call her that. Yeah, she's a horse girl.

I knew. I always thought your wife was the one normal horse girl that I knew. She is normal. No, I don't know if she's charging tarot cards in the full moon, mate. That sounds a little woo-woo for me. Beautiful moon. Hannah will take those cards to her grave. Loves them to bits.

As long as it's a full moon. Yeah. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. Guys. Yes. You gave me the task of going home to my wife, who is a tarot reader.

That's not her job. But she has tarot cards. She's actually a doctor, believe it or not. Yeah. And she does have tarot cards, and she loves them. She treats them like one of her second kids. You know, she loves them to bits. We've been saying that it's a full moon,

so we're like, perfect timing. Saw it last night. And I was like, oh, Dan's wife will be charging her cards out in the moonlight because supposedly that's the thing. And I went home and I said to Hannah, I was like, Hannah, can you please give me a tarot reading tonight? Charge the cards and then we'll do it later on. She said, no way, not tonight.

What? Because it's tomorrow night, which is now today, a blood moon. Oh, so it's a blood moon tonight. And what does that mean? Is that bad or good for tarot cards? So apparently she said that the blood moon is a perfect time. It's like the time of year to do tarot cards or anything spiritual. And I've just Googled it, and it says it's time to explore the dark side,

dive deeper into hidden emotions, and use the subconscious mind for rage and grief that has opened up during a blood moon. Subconscious mind of rage and grief. I don't know if I want to tap into that. Well, I think it's a good time to tap into that. I'm going to leave that alone. It says a blood moon sheds a spotlight on

and reveals hidden motives and desires. I don't know. Oh, God, I don't know if I want to mess with that. It doesn't sound like a very lovely reading, does don't know. I want to mess with that. Yeah, it doesn't sound like a very lovely reading, does it? So if you want to see the blood moon, apparently it is going to be visible tonight. It's going to be happening about 9.30 tonight. It's going to be like you look at the moon,

and it'll be red instead of like the yellow hue. Best viewing time is about 10 to 15 minutes. Don't we get like a story once a year saying this is the only blood moon you've seen for 50 years? I agree. I swear I've seen so many blood moons. They say every time there's an eclipse, especially, they'll go, it's the once in a lifetime you'll see an eclipse. I've seen about 20 eclipses in my life.

Are you talking about the like chocolate bar? No, I'm talking about the actual moon eclipse. So yeah, I think tonight is going to be the night. I'm talking about the actual moon eclipse Oh right So yeah I think tonight is going to be the night I'm going to go home Okay She's going to give me the reading

So it's a day closer to moving I bet that is more exciting for Gary reckons the moon's already red in Whakatane Or maybe you get it earlier in Whakatane

Although maybe it really brightens up at 9.30 tonight Yeah so they say So you're moving house, aren't you? So is your wife going to have time to charge them? She's a little bit stressy, if I'm honest. Yeah, it's the most stressful thing I think you can do.

There's one thing that's more important than moving house, and it's her tarot cards. So it'll happen. That is so untrue. But I love that you've said it. She'll be sitting there going, nope, I can see her little head now. She's like, babe, you've got to give me a reading

because we've got a break to fill on Monday. The guys are going to be annoyed at me if I don't have the audio. Oh my God, Anna's saying, charging your cards into Blood Moon's more important than move. The most unrealistic thing you've ever seen. She should have seen this coming. Anyway, so that's going to be happening.

We look forward to your rage reading. So if they, Anna, if you are just wanting to see the Blood Moon, you don't give an F about tarot cards. It's happening 9.30 tonight, but the best time they say is about 10.15pm. Okay, cool. Blood Moon. Thanks, Dan.

You're welcome. The Clint, Meg and Dan Podcast. To snooze or not to snooze? Are you a snoozer and do you swear by it? I've had somebody recently tell me oh you should never do that. You should never be doing it. Yeah but do they

get up at four? It's still early I'm unsure on how early but they're like saying honestly try it for a week and you'll see how much better you feel.

I couldn't I tried it for one day. I like having another ten minutes when my alarm goes off but the problem is I genuinely do think I wake up feeling worse the second time.

An alarm's an alarm, in my opinion, whether it's at 4 a.m. or 8 a.m. You know, it's still like, oh, God, there it goes. Well, reading into it, the pros and cons of snoozing. They say snoozing your alarm may help with morning grogginess and can improve cognitive function shortly after waking, but it's not recommended as a long-term habit. So it's like if you're using your snooze,

from what I can read here, it's like if you're using your snooze and you're just lying there in bed, but you're actually awake, and you're just using it to slowly come out of your sleepy state, fine. If you're using it to absolutely close your eyes and go back to sleep,

then that's not, it's no good. You need to get the problem with, I'm okay because I sleep by myself. Me and my husband are in separate beds at the moment. And I say at the moment, it's been years now. We need to get one of those alarms that slowly wakes you up with light. But then it's hard with you guys and any relationship that wakes up at different times because you don't want to wake up your partner at the time that you guys get up, right? I stopped you so I have that alarm.

Yeah, you did. The one that lights up and it does birds and stuff, different calls. Why'd you stop that? Because it wakes up Hannah. Yeah, yeah, right? So I've now got a watch that just vibrates. Exactly.

That makes no sound and it wakes me up perfectly. And you know what? I think for some reason the vibrating watch wakes me up cleaner. You know, like it's a nicer, smoother transition to waking because it's sort of like, oh, there it is. It's not like a, oh, God, there's the alarm. I wouldn't mind getting woken up with some vibrating.

It's a shame. It's a shame. We're just having a lovely, serious conversation. Everyone's off to ZM, isn't it? Yeah. Just a good, nice, serious conversation about alarms. Come on. Yeah.

It would have gone over so many people's ears. It's usually Meg as well, isn't it? It's a shame, really. Yeah, an increase in morning drowsiness and will make you feel more tired throughout the day if you're a snoozer. I know Producer Neeps is a snoozer goes off, he's out. Yeah, I'm so bad for falling back to sleep.

So as soon as my alarm goes off, I'm lying on beside my bed, feet on the ground, because that's the only way I'm getting up in the morning. Within how many seconds of your alarm going off? Oh, like it goes off, I'd say no more than 30 seconds, my feet are on the ground because that's the only way I'm getting up in the morning. Within how many seconds of your alarm going off? Oh, like it goes off, I'd say no more than 30 seconds my feet are on the ground. I know,

I used to work with a guy called Nixon, he now works at MyFM and he told me the best thing you need to do is turn on every light, which again, very disrespectful of your partner

if you have one. He was like that and that works for me. I go into the bathroom and it's like every light, it's not like dim lighting, I'm like lights on, shower on and I'm like, okay, I'm awake. I used to the bathroom, it's like every light, it's not like dim lighting. I'm like, lights on, shower on,

and I'm like, okay, I'm awake. I used to have an alarm and I binned it where I think I got on Timu or something where it would obviously,

it had like a, some sort of a propeller or whatever on the top and so when the alarm goes off, it would spin and then it would shoot up in the air

and land somewhere in the room. And you couldn't turn the alarm off until you found the mechanism and put it back in the top. That's annoying the room. And you couldn't turn the alarm off until you found the mechanism and put it back in the top. Oh, I think it lasted three days. That's so awful. You get one that wakes up

with like, it will start, it will have a hot cup of coffee ready for you, like your alarm is when the coffee is standing. You can buy them on, I think on Mighty Ape. You can get them. The coffee's shockingly bad. Clint, Meg and Dan. Let's go. To snooze or not to snooze,

some people's waking habits are insane. Yeah, yeah, we're going through some texts. We're going to try and get them on because some of them are absolutely wild and I don't know if we're being trolled. But let's first head to Ken. Ken, you have an alarm. Are you snooze or not snooze? No, absolutely snooze.

But the way I go about it is that, for example, if I've got to get up at 5, I'll set my alarm for 4.30. I'm going to interrupt you there, Ken. You've got a sexy voice. Oh, yeah, very sexy. Oh, sorry. We interrupt your announcement. Do you have an alarm or something for us?

I don't do that. Just because he has a sexy voice doesn't mean you can interrupt the poor man. I just don't have a fright. Well, okay, keep going. I appreciate it. You're like the third person there that said that. But what was I saying? So, yeah, you know, if I'm waking up at 5, I'll set the alarm for 4.30.

That way I hit the snooze and it always equals out at the end. It's like the same mentality, like, if you know you've got to be at work at 6, I always tend to try to be there at 5.50. Like, 5.50 to me is being late. You know what I'm saying? So it always kind of meshes out at the end. I didn't try to be there at 5.50. Like, 5.50 to me is being late. You know what I'm saying? So it always kind of meshes out at the end. Oh, Meg knows what you're saying.

I didn't listen to a word he said. Oh, no, Meg doesn't know what you're saying. She's just hearing the sounds. She had to, like, fan her face with our show sheet. That's actually really unfortunate for you, Ken,

that your voice is so hot. Like, people don't actually listen to what you're saying because they're just like, damn. He's just Ken. Come on. Come on.

I'm sorry, Ken. It is what it is. He's just kid. Come on. Come on. I'm sorry. It is what it is. It's a blessing in disguise. God, even the way you say it is what it is. A blessing in disguise, actually. Oh, kid. Okay, I'm going to put you on hold. I'm sorry.

That was quite a lot. Please don't be frightened. Please don't be frightened. You need to pull yourself back up on your chair a bit. Sorry, here we go. I found this song for him. Just came anywhere else I'd be. I found this song for him. Guys, we need to stop lambasting listeners like him.

Lambasting? There's a lot of pressure for Jamie to sound hot now. Oh, yeah, Jamie. Jamie, what is your snooze situation? I have 60 alarms that go off every minute for an hour. Not as hot as Kino. 60 alarms that go off every minute for an hour. Not as hot as Kina. 60 alarms! 60!

What do you normally get to before you're actually up? Is it like the 5th, the 6th? About 15. 15! 15! More than one evening. 16! You never know, eh? Unbelievable.

You never know, though, I guess, Jamie, right? If you miss the 15th one. I've never been late to work in my life. Yeah, I mean, maybe. I mean, imagine if Jamie is late, he's got 60 alarms, he's like, I might need 70. Maybe that's the issue. Have you guys both have like slept through alarms before?

Yeah, yeah. Oh no, I've never slept through an alarm that actually went off. I've had things where my phone, I didn't set it or my phone died and I hadn't plugged it into the wall. But I've never slept through an alarm. I think since I've been here, I didn't set it or my phone died and I hadn't plugged it into the wall. But I've never slept through an alarm. And I think since I've been here, Clint didn't turn up once because he slept through an alarm. No, I have. I've set it and because I didn't have snooze,

I've fallen back in sleep. And that's why people need the snooze because I have slept through an alarm. I must have turned it off without even realising. You were sitting for 4pm instead of 4am or something stupid like that. Yeah, we've been caught out the odd time. Yeah, a lot of people just getting up as soon as the alarm goes off.

Someone else has their alarm on the other side of the bedroom. So when it goes off, they have to get up to turn it off. Oh, this is a good one, Dan. My kitten sleeps on my pillow above my head and when my alarm goes off, she makes biscuits in my hair.

Oh, bless her. What a great way to wake up. Oh, what a way to wake up. Yeah, Kimmy sleeps on our bed as well. He's just annoying though because he gets so hot. And he's just like a little to wake up. Yeah, Kimmy sleeps on our bed as well. He's just annoying, though, because he gets so hot. And he's just like a little, like, even in summer, he'll sit there and it's just like having a, what are you,

hot water bottle in the bed. Clint, Meg and Dan. Win a share of $50,000. Cash. With the edge. Cash trapped. Trapped. Trapped.

All right, guaranteed cash at 7 and 8 every morning. 8 o'clock, we're going to be catching up with Harrison. Edge Afternoons has got two grand strips on the date and a double pass to Jim Beam Homegrown. Right now, though, playing in studio with Jamie. Hey, Jamie. Morning, team. How you going? Bloody good.

Really good, Jamie. In Christ's name. Let's go. Let's go. Come on. Where's the go-getter stays? Sorry about that, Jamie. Don't worry, Jamie. I need all the coin I can get.

Oh, you need all the coin you can get. Ooh. Okay. What's that for? To buy my first property. Oh, nice. Congratulations. So you want us to pay off your mortgage.

Yeah, first property. So, well, yeah, mortgage payment help would be an absolute bloody charm. Who'd you buy a house with? A partner. Oh, cool. Okay, good. be an absolute bloody charm. Who'd you buy a house with? A partner. Oh, cool. Okay, good. Yeah, yeah. Right.

Joe and Jamie, eh? Well, Jamie, unfortunately, my boss hasn't sent me the nicest email this morning and isn't so happy with me doing my bartering that I've been doing recently. Oh, he's been offering more than he's ever done. I've been getting in a little trouble. So the highest I have to offer you is $140. Oh, that is... $140?

Well, I'm sorry. Jamie, it's still free money. It's still yours if you want it. That might not even pay his mortgage for today. Remember, you were speaking to Jamie, our mate. I know, Jamie, our mate. Well, I don't know him, but... Hey, the boss doesn't tell you what to do, our mate. I know Jamie, our mate. Well, I don't know him, but... Hey, the boss doesn't tell you

what to do, babe. I... Do you know how much trouble you'd be in if he didn't have you? Yeah, you know what, Meg? You can do whatever you want. I think you're more important than the boss.

Yeah. Prove it. Prove it. Yeah. Jamie! Sorry. Come on. Are you going to let your male boss

tell you what to do? $150. Oh, God. She's done $10. $10? Oh, okay. $180. That's it.

Otherwise, I do not want to be fired. I've got a baby to look after. That's it. $180. Jamie, it's yours. Oh, I'm going to be... Guys, honestly, you're going to piss me off because I have to have the man in alone. What are you feeling, Dan?

Well, I'll tell you this, Jamie. I'll take that $180 and I'll shove it up our Casey the Boss's bottom. No. And I'll go, you get out of here, Casey. Get out of my studio. That's his paradigm after all. Jamie, the problem is the boss is already feeling the pinch and is already telling Meg to lowball.

What are the chances he's shoving a whole lot of cash in Dan's, strapping it to Dan? He's just trying to make me look like NASA You've got to be hoping it's better than yesterday for 18 bucks Yeah, true It was awful this time yesterday Yeah, so what are you going to do? Are you going to take Meg's money?

Come on home, brother Open that vest and see what's going on Let's do it I'm trying to relieve because I wasn't allowed to give away that 180 And that was 40 bucks from my father Here we go I've gone into the vest Let's go, Danny boy It's a Friday Come on, Danny I really want this to give away that 180 and that was 40 bucks from my father. Here we go. I've gone into the vest.

Let's go, Danny boy. Come on, Jamie. I really want this to be good for you Friday. Hit him with 1500 bucks or something. Jamie, you're going into the weekend. Yeah. I'm so, so sorry, Jamie. Oh, God. With 30 dollars.

Oh, no. It's 30 dollars. Oh, robbed. Oh, he was on a hiding to nothing the whole time. The dealer had $21. How is this? Robbed in the daylight. It's the worst kind of robbery.

This is really, I think this is the most woeful showing we've ever done because Meg's lowballed and then I was also lowballed. I've been trying to get straight to the show. Oh, Jamie. What a disaster. I'm going to get absolute tears. Yeah. Oh, Jamie. What a disaster. Yeah. I'm going to get absolute tears. Yeah.

Oh, that sucks. 30 bucks. Oh, well, could get me a dozen of tears, I suppose. Yeah, I tell you what, I feel bad. Jamie's been such a fun player. I'm going to send you a Lancome Genifique Ultimate Serum valued at $260 that you can give to your partner so you haven't come home completely empty-handed.

It'll be great. It'll be fantastic for the fact that she's going to be stressed with the mortgage and stuff now. Yeah, yeah. Visibly proven results in just a week, mate. She's going to look younger next week. I feel sorry for Jamie. Sorry about that.

Yeah. Harrison actually joins us on the show because he is going to be running around Kelburn Park with two grand strapped to him, which is kind of rubbing salt in the wound for Jamie a little bit. That's probably why. That's where the money's gone. Yes.

That's how we see it. It all comes clear. Harrison, morning, brother. Morning, guys. How are we? You're good. Harrison, you sound not good. You sound like you just woke up. Hey, a little bit of energy and a little bit of gusto, please, Harrison.

Come on. Morning, guys. How's it going? Come on. Here he goes. Nothing like fake gusto. I love that. Hey, now, are you worried about Olympians mowing you down again?

Old Sam Tanner doesn't know where you are this time. He caught you in your jaw. Honestly, yeah, honestly, guys, I'm really grateful to be here. I have just woken up. I'm about to leave the hotel, but I am very scared I'm going to get trampled by a bunch of Olympians again. Do you have a strategy this time? Because I don't think you had much of a strategy last time.

Dan, I had such a strategy. I literally had four seconds, so I had no time to even do the strategy. I guess I'm out of interest. I was going to surprise for today. Okay, and no jorts today, right? No jorts. I can't promise you anything.

Harrison, you are not wearing jorts again. Harrison, I would suggest, but it's up to you. Maybe you start 100 metres ahead and when you say go, instead of running away, you run directly at the crowd. Yell at them. They won't know what to do. You just run directly into the crowd.

Okay, that's a good strategy. Terrifying, but pretty good strategy. I want to see you last at least 10 seconds today. Oh, wait. If you can't, Dan, don't expect Harrison to. Oh, bugger. Then no. Okay. Harrison, we'll chat to you at 8. Good luck. Good luck. Thanks, guys.

Appreciate it. Cool. Get down to Calburn Park 8am in Wellington. Double pass to Jim Beam Homegrown and two grand is going to be strapped to Harrison. Best of luck if you can catch him first. Clint, Megan, Dan. Stinky Boo. And we have the looksman.ig We had him on the show yesterday and asked him

to rate our faces out of 10. Not him just personally but scientifically. He has a formula to it about how people are scientifically attractive or not. Ryan Gosling got 5 out of 5. No, 5.5 out of 10. Not good at all.

He gave Chalamet a 6. Yeah, he said he looked like an old dog, Timothy Chalamet, because of his jawline. I think the best rating he's ever given a male celebrity is 8 out of 10. And he's never done a female before until now because he has agreed. I am his first. That's good. Which I'm nervous about because when we did talk to him he said I'm sorry quite often and then said

I hope I didn't go to it. I don't think he can't rate you badly Meg. And unlike the website horonot.com where people are just like making their own opinion out of 10 just from looking at your face. He's measuring the distance between your eyes and the length of your nose. So if you get a bad one, you can't even argue it.

Thank you for that, Clint. You really hammered that home for me. Thanks for that, Clint. Okay, well, he did me yesterday. It was a bit of a mixed bag. It started okay. How attractive are the hosts on The Edge Breakfast Show? Clint and Randell.

He has perfectly balanced facial thirds with an ideal face height to width ratio. He has a strong jawline with a tall ramus. What's a ramus? Ramus is like the bend of your jaw at the back, like just below your ear. So you've got quite a strong one of those or a tall one, whatever that means. And then he did have some things that were bad with him. In fact, the bad clip is longer than the good clip. His eyes are brown with a negative canthal tilt, unfortunately.

They are, however, deep set and have very minimal upper eyelid exposure. His under eyes could be healthier, and his nose, however, is slightly too big, but at least it's straight. At least. At least it's straight, but it's huge. Yeah. Big thing.

Big honker on the front there. I must say, now he's pointed out your stuff, like your droopy eyelids. Is that what he said? Yeah, your eyelids are hanging over your eyes. No, I'm actually producing names. I feel like there was something positive in the mix. Yeah, sorry. In all the other ratings, less eyelid exposure is a good thing.

So that was a good thing for Clint. Oh, God, I've got way too much eyelid. Oh, jeez. So much eyelid. I like for Clint. Oh God, I've got way too much eyelid. Oh jeez, I've got so much eyelid. I like that about your eyes. Most of my face is eyelid. I think your eyes are your best feature, Meg. You've got gorgeous eyes. Well, we're going to see Dan's coming up at what time?

Just before 8 o'clock. Do you want a little teaser? Yes, of course. What's he going to say about me? Giving him a bad lip width to nose ratio. Far out. That's just one little bit. Just remember, Dad, this was your idea and you set this up.

You know what? And I've got, I'd like to say a thick skin, but I don't. When it comes to looks. Well, definitely not on your lips. No. It's very thin. I've always been told I've got a really thin upper lip. Clint, Meg and Dan.

New music, Friday. Brand new. Oh, can turn up the vibe that we got, yeah. Quick shout outs. I don't have the songs for you, but if you want to check them out yourself, Haim just released a song

called Relationships, which I thought was really, really good. I listened to it on the way in this morning. We don't really play them, but that to me was a great, they're like, to me, they're back. Love Haim. They're one of the best bands.

Genuinely. And also Bon Iver and Danny Elheim, the main singer, to me, they're back. Love Haim. They're one of the best bands. Genuinely. And also, Bon Iver and Danny Elheim, the main singer of Haim, released a song together called If Only I Could Wait. Another one, which I thought

was a great song if you want to listen in your own time. My picks of the morning, though, I didn't think I would like it. I was ready to hate it

and Benny Blanco just knows how to make a catchy wee ditty with his soon-to-be wife, Selena Gomez. This is Sunset Boulevard. I just want to touch you, touch you, try your hardest, not to bust it, give me, give me how I love your big, big heart.

Oh, I love it. I know. He's got 29 number ones, old Benny Blanco. Is that Selena singing? That's Selena. Obviously with lots of help. With lots of help. What do you mean lots of help?

There's a lot of auto-tune on that. Yeah. I feel like Selena going... Those in glass houses make Jim throw stones. As an auto-tune girlie, I can see it. It takes one to know one, Clint. Isn't that a fun little ditty, though? Isn't it just an instant catchy little tune?

I loved it. I must say, Selena Gomez has dropped off the radar for me music-wise lately. She had some great songs early on in her career. I agree. And then now, lately, but that's great. It was such a good song. I can't wait to listen to it in full again. Lizzo has released a song as well.

It is called Still Bad and it's about not needing no man but needing a drink. Catchy? Yeah, I can relate to this song. I need a drink I don't need a man, I need a drink. I don't know why life is so fucked up There we go.

Is she still semi-cancelled? Because remember she had that scandal about her bullying her dancers and stuff. I think she's just trying to move on from it. Megan, you're not making a good run for employee of the week later on this morning. I'm not, sorry about that. Okay, now you guys really didn't like the song and you didn't want to hear it. I was really excited for it. Megan, you're not making a good run for employee of the week later on this morning. I'm not. Sorry about that. Okay, now you guys

really didn't like the song and you didn't want to hear it. I was really excited for it. Calvin Harris Smoked the Pain Away. Carol. Really? It sounds like nothing.

It sounds like a wallpaper song. I don't think I love the piano accordion. I think that's what I can hear in the background. Here's him singing. I like it. Yeah, he's got a great voice. He does.

When I hear it's Calvin Harris, it loses credibility for some reason. Really? Yeah. Wow. I didn't know if that was the harmonica or the accordion. I thought maybe we could try and do it next week. This part. I think the accordion is one of the hardest instruments to play.

It's like rated as one of the hardest. I had one. I had one years ago. Oh, is there a Lil Nas X song? Yes, and the last one is Lil Nas X, and I wanted to play it for you guys. It's called Hot Box because I think he sounds a bit like Justin Timberlake here.

Yeah. All right, actually, there's one more song here as well. Meg was talking about being the auto-tune queen. This was Meg doing No Tears Left to Cry. Right now it's double state of mind. I want to move like the big guys. Put me on a Betty Blanco song and I could have a hit. Why are you playing this?

I don't know if she threw shade at Selena. Yeah, she was throwing shade at Selena and being like, oh, she's using auto-tune. This is auto-tune. Shaving it off, shaving it off. I'm shaving it, I'm shaving at me like, oh, she's using autotune. No, this is autotune. Shaving it off. I'm shaving it off. I'm shaving it off. Shaving it off.

I knew this was a mustache parody where Meg was shaming Dan because he couldn't grow up. Any of the songs that I played you since Selena, have you just been trying to find that? I think he's been trying to find that. He's been very quiet. Sometimes you do lose me because I get stuck trying to find a thing. He had no opinion about the Calvin Harris one. I get stuck trying to find a thing. He had no opinion about the Calvin Harris one.

I was still trying to find the shape. I was like, what did she call that? Shaving it off? I was looking for auto-tune. I looked Clint in the eye saying I didn't like the Calvin Harris song. He looked straight through me. Clint, Meg and Dan. It's Clint, Meg and Dan.

Job jargon bingo. Work hard, play hard. What up? Kick it in the guts, Trev. All right, you give us the jargon bingo. Work hard, play hard. What up? Kick it in the guts, Trev. All right, you give us the jargon that people in your workplace would completely understand and everyone else would be confused by, and we'll see if we can nail it down. Someone was talking about how they do a takeoff. You said pilot, Dan.

Yeah. A lot of people are actually thinking maybe stripper. No. Well, they've come back and clarified. Not a stripper, not a pilot. They're a quantity surveyor. They're doing a takeoff of how much has been used money-wise from the builder. We're going to need a little more than two words.

At what point do strippers take off? Oh, you mean clothes? Pennies dropped. Oh, I just didn't think you would word it like that. Yeah, I mean, it is a bad way to word it. I don't think they go, I did seven takeoffs today. Yeah, thank you, Dan. Thank you.

I appreciate that. Okay, we've got Carl that's kicking it off. First, you give us like a sentence, like a bit of a statement, something you would say in your work. And we only, I think, get to ask one question. Those were the rules last time. And then we have to guess your job. Here we go.

Carl, give us a bit of a rundown of what you're doing today. We're making sure the bed is level so that the PLA sticks to the bed properly. Concrete layer, do you reckon? Oh, no, because he was talking about the peel. My old man was a concrete contractor. I don't remember peeling anything. Did you say peel or PLA? PLA.

PLA. Yeah, PLA. Oh, that feels like, you know, like... What did you do yesterday, maybe, then? Oh, no. Oh, is that one question? Yeah, I want a little bit more. You're sneaky.

We're making sure our ribbon isn't greyed out because if it is, our multiplier hasn't been confirmed or denied. Carpet layer. He's definitely a concrete contractor. Carpet layer? Yeah, I reckon he lays something. He's definitely laying.

Like, he could be a pool. You know how they spray that stuff on a pool, like, around the pool? Oh, I reckon he lays something. He's definitely laying, like he could be a pool. You know how they spray that stuff on a pool, like around the pool? Oh, if they're doing concrete pools. Yeah, that'll be some sort of spraying item. Okay, Meg? Yeah, yeah, let's go for the pool layer. Okay. Okay, you install pools in some... Capacity.

Yeah. Definitely not. Nowhere near it. What do you do? You've been on Lake Harbour. Nope, not at all. Now you need to tell us now. Tell us what you do.

You fooled us. This will be a long game if we just keep guessing. I'm an architecture lecturer. Jesus. We completely lost you there. What has to be level in that? What has to be level? Probably architecture.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but if he's a lecturer. It's true. Let's go to Tracy. Tracy, give us a rundown of what you're doing today, please. I need to ensure the surnames are correct as per the IATA rules. Otherwise, I'm going to get an ADM. Oh, God.

School teacher. Okay, surnames are correct. ADM. Can we find out what ADM stands for? You're being very sneaky with your questions. No, because that will give it away. Okay. I think the airport are the only ones that are always pretty pedantic

about making sure you've spelled the last name right. Maybe a flight attendant. I like that. Oh, okay. Let's get it. Again, surname's correct. Otherwise, she's going to be in trouble. If she doesn't get the surnames correct. If that helps, I also need to do an OSI to TCP the booking.

Oh, God. See, this is just all. Somebody who books a taxi. No. Megan, I can't believe we gave her the ball. We've guessed too much. Don't worry, I'll make the shot. What's your job, Tracy?

Travel agent. Oh, travel agent. Of course. Okay, we got flight attendant and taxi driver so close. It wasn't. It was. You put taxis when you were travelling. I love Meg.

She's giving us the points when we don't really deserve them. Meg's like one of those teachers going, just give them the full marks. Come on, Meg. One more. Should we do one more? Okay, all right. Shall we go time? Yeah, let's go, Jamie.

Morning, bro. Morning, man. How you doing? Yeah, good. Give us quickly something you'd say in your job. Righty-o. I'm going to put the perusa on the 4066 and see if you can knock up the number one.

Put the perusa on the 4066. That sounds like some sort of vehicle or machine. Or 4066 is a cow number. On the cow. Just do it on the 406. Dan's Googling. No, I'm not. No, no, no, I'm not.

Anything else you're doing? No Googling, Dan. You can't do that. What are you doing next week, Jamie? Next week, could be possibly doing the same somewhere else. Oh, he'll be, you know what he'll be possibly doing the same somewhere else. Oh, he'll be, you know what he'll be? Yeah.

He'll be some sort of tradie. So he's going and he's like plumbing, maybe a 4066 or some sort of plumbing or electrical, electrician thing.

Okay. Okay, we'll do that. Let's lock that in. Let's lock in tradie. Wait, Meg decides if we get the win or not. Not you, Jamie. Thank you very much.

You just tell us what you do. No, it's still a little like landscaping. Oh, yes, get in. Meg, we did it again. Yeah, yeah, I'll take it, I'll take it. What's a 4066? Oh, you want to know what a 4066 is? It's a John Deere tractor.

Damn it, I told you it was a vehicle or something. Yeah, of course it is. Well, people use cows as vehicles. Anyway, we've got Scandal. No, they don't. No one rides a cow, Megan. In the 1920s. No one.

No one rides a cow. Clint, Megan, Dan. Scandal. With Meg. Hello. Scandal. Scandal 6 in New World. New World wants to make Wednesdays a little more wonderful.

Text wonderful to 3343 to nominate someone. Millie Bobby Brown and Chris Pratt are working on a movie together. It's called The Electric State. I'm excited, even though I don't know how, I think it's gotten like 20% on Rotten Tomatoes. I'm not good at all. I love a sci-fi adventure. I love a Chris Pratt movie because of that.

I know a lot of people don't like the guy. I like watching his movies. To me, they're always some sort of sci-fi adventure alien stuff. And I find them very easy to watch. Yeah. He's in Guardians of the Galaxy, right? He's pretty entrenched in the sci-fi world because of that. I like their chemistry.

I like Millie Bobby Brown's chemistry with him. I've seen the interviews that they do, and they're obviously being themselves. And they clearly get along together. So you've seen some interviews? Yeah. I've seen a couple of ones where they go through each other's bag. It's just really natural chemistry they have.

I completely agree with you. I think actually them being together has kind of made me like both of them a little bit more. So there was one part here in an interview where she sorry, Chris Pratt had to guess things about Millie and he had to guess what her favourite scene was So there was one part here in an interview where she, sorry, Chris Pratt had to guess things about Millie and he had to guess what her favourite scene was and it made me think that Chris Pratt and Clint Randall are quite similar. Millie's favourite scene from The Electric State to film with me,

it was a scene in the mall where I was laying down eating Twinkies and it's because I farted so loud it messed up the audio. It was epic. They are very alike. Right, can you just see Clint farting so loud messing up the audio? I mean, for a man that's considered traditionally so attractive

and so many people find him attractive, he's disgusting in real life. He really is. You guys are the ones that force me to play Guess the Fart on a Friday podcast. Sometimes he doesn't do it during that specified time, though. Yeah, Clint, to be fair, you did run in and fart on Dan yesterday while you jumped on him. We were vibing.

I did a jump fart on him. That was fun. That was fun. And I enjoyed that, so I could relate to her. Yeah, because he wasn't on you. And then there was another one where he had to guess how many pets that Millie had. Do you guys want to take a guess first? I reckon she seems like a crazy pet cat lady.

She shouldn't have many because she's touring all the time with her job. So if someone else is looking after them, I'm going to say one. I think she's got more than three. More than three, okay. Millie has blank number of pets in her home. 13 pets. 10 dogs, 4 cats, 25 farm animals. Millie, really?

10 dogs. Yeah, all rescues, I believe. I think that's illegal in New Zealand unless you have a parent. Well, she'll have a huge place. Wow. But yeah, you're right. She'd have to have carers there

because she's constantly away. Yeah, yeah. Probably stranger things. So I'm pretty sure she's one of those girls. I think from past things that she'll see a rescue dog and be like, yep, I'll adopt it.

Sure, put it on the farm. Just give another one and another one. Put it on the farm. Yeah, put it on another one. Yeah. Which is a really lovely thing about such a young woman to be using her money and stuff like that. Good on her. I thought it was quite cool.

Clint, Meg and Dan. Let's go. Dan brought this on himself. Yeah. He's the one who found thelooksman.ig on Insta who rates people's faces scientifically. He's pretty harsh though. Ryan Gosling got a 5.5.

Timothee Chalamet got a 6. I do believe you can get him to rate you as well. If you go onto his Instagram, as Clint said, what's his... TheLooksMan.ig. TheLooksMan.ig. You can, I think, pay him. Right.

And he'll do a rating for you like he does with the celebrities. I'm the first lady he's ever done. We're going to play me out on Monday. Can't wait. I don't know why we're holding it over the weekend. Guessing that it is bad. But Danny Boy can't get upset with us. He did set it up. Yes. No, and you know what? way. I don't know why we're holding it over the weekend guessing that it is bad but Danny boy can't get upset with us. He did set it up.

Yes. And you know what? I'm open to what he thinks of me. Can I quickly also just say, we all know that this is all just a bit of whatever. If I lose Dan's shorts I just don't want people sitting here thinking that we really care about looks in the end. No, it's just interesting to see

scientifically because that's how he rates it. Scientifically, how attractive you are. Clint, yesterday, 6.2. How attractive are the hosts on The Edge breakfast show? Clint and Randall. He has perfectly balanced facial thirds with an ideal face height to width ratio. He has a strong jawline with a tall ramus.

Okay, we don't need to play yours again. Despite all those great things, I got a 6.2. Which is slightly more than Ryan Gosling. Yeah, I think you'll get a 5.9. You think you'll get a 3. Clint, put your real answer in for Dan now. Real answer. Dan will get a 6.5.

He'll just pit me and then I'll never live it down. I'll be really, really happy with that. I think you've got really high cheekbones, little nose. Okay, let's go. Let's have a look. Yeah, his thin lip will let him down. Yes, it will. That's my one bias.

Here we go. Okay. Science might not agree. How attractive are the hosts on the Edge Breakfast Show? Dan Webby has paper-thin lips. His nose is also too wide from the front, giving him a bad lip width to nose ratio and a bad nose to eye ratio.

He has almost perfectly balanced facial fur and an ideal face width to nose ratio and a bad nose to eye ratio. He has almost perfectly balanced facial folds and an ideal face height to width ratio. Jesus. Turns out science agrees. So he started, so he's done different

to Clint. He started with the negatives and then he seemed to, is that it? No, there's more. Oh Jesus, really? Yeah, okay, you ready?

Papers and lips. It's not that bad. Here's the next part. I'm not sure if it's good or if it gets worse. His eyes are blue and have a neutral canthal tilt and his interocular distance is above the ideal ratio. His hairline is still perfect for now.

His eyebrows could do with more thickness and he has elf-like pointy ears. What? Elf-like pointy ears? His paper-thin lips, a big nose and elf-like pointy ears. I thin lips, a big nose and Alph-like pointy ears. I've never been told that. Perfect hair, perfect hair. And above normal something.

I missed what that was. Okay. Producer Carl, what's our... Ready for his rating? Oh, yeah, I've got it. He has an overall rating of 6 out of 10. Ah! Oh, Clint still bit me though.

He's a great guy. No, I'm hot. I'm hot. Yeah. Thank God. Yeah. Woo! Yes. Oh, Clint's still babying, though. He's a right guy, Sam! No, I'm on it! I'm on it! I'm on it! Yeah! Woo! Woo! Yes!

Oh, my God! No, we've never been celebrated a six out of ten so much on the show in the last couple of days. Hell, yeah. It does still pain me that he's point two above me. He's only point two. Mm. Which, in real life, Jesus, he's about seven above me. Oh, no, I mean... No, this isn't science. Wow. Yeah, we're walking past people. We're almost, Jesus, is about 7 above. Oh, no, I mean... This is it.

Science. Wow. If we're walking past people, we're almost like twinning. Yeah. They don't even know who's who. I'm happy with my guess. I said 5.9. Yeah.

Sorry about the 0.1. Yeah, I'm really stoked about that because I have normal facial thirds. Yeah. Because I've heard a clip of Meg's. She's got a crooked face. Here's a little tease for Meg for Monday. Here we go. Same time Monday morning.

Meg and O'Neill has unbalanced facial fur. Oh, Meg, Dan and I had perfect facial furs. We've got symmetrical faces. Yours is a bit wonky. We'll should be the only five on the show. Can't wait. Oh, God, that would be so horrible if you are. It would be so awful. He better not do that thing where he gives the girl a 10, you know.

Come on. I'm going to have to wear a diaper on Monday because if you're lower than us, I think I'm going to wet myself. Actually, bring one for me as well, just in case. Clint, Meg and Dan. Spinky boot. Win a share of $50,000. Cash.

With the edge. Cash strapped. Strapped. All right, everyone has strapped cash, including us at the edge, but maybe not in the way you might think. The fastest dash for cash is back. Harrison from Edge Afternoons has $2,000 and a double pass to Jim Beam Homegrown, which

kicks off in Wellington today. Strap to him. If you're at Kelburn Park, get out of your car and get there ASAP because he is about to take off. Harrison, good morning. Oh, morning, guys. How are we going? Yeah, good. You look nervous. Oh, you're sounding nervous. Yeah, guys. How are we going? Yeah, good.

You look nervous. I'm sounding nervous. Yeah, I am getting quite nervous at this point. This is all... We're ripping into it, which is quite scary. And the dramatic music doesn't help. How has your strategy changed? You can actually watch this at the Edge on TikTok

if you want to check out the live stream. But how has your strategy changed from when you were in Tauranga last time? Oh, guys, for today, everyone is at the end of the field turned around, so they can't see me. So we're going to disorientate them, and I'm going to run right, and then there's a big cricket pitch blocked off in the middle. Everyone's going to go around the pitch.

I'm then going to sidestep, go left. Everyone on the other side is going to back around the other pitch, and then they're going to tackle me. Okay. Oh, tackle? Okay, we're going for a tackle this time. Alright, well we're going to leave it in your capable hands with the countdown and however you want to do it, bro.

And then the first one to catch you wins $2,000 and a double pass to Jim Beam Homegrown. Not bad. Alright, guys, wish me luck. Okay, Harrison, just do a little bit of commentary for us as well so we can hear what's happening. Okay. I'm going to start running. Now, I'm going.

Oh, what the heck? Oh, what the heck? Warn me. Warn me. Sorry, commentary out the window. I'm going to run. I'm going to run, everybody. People everywhere. People everywhere. What's going to happen? What's going to... It's his hectic. People everywhere. People everywhere. What's going to happen? What's going to... Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! It's a zigzag. It's a zigzag. It's a zigzag. It's a zigzag. It's a zigzag.

Okay, he's managed to sidestep a few people. What's up? He's still... He's still got the envelope on him by the looks of it. I love the envelope. Some people have been grabbing the fake money. Come here. You can have one.

Oh. He's lost his glasses. My goodness. Mate. I trust you. You're all right. What's your name, bro? How are you? He's lost his glasses My goodness Mate You're alright What's your name bro, how are you? $2,000 Double pass mate, how's it feel?

Another dude Oh my gosh, oh my lips bleeding My gums are bleeding, I got punched in the face It was physical today Oh bro, what are you going to spend the money on? Oh No idea, probably rent It's very expensive up here physical today. Oh, bro, what are you going to spend the money on? Oh, no idea. Probably rent. Oh, pretty good shout. It's very expensive up here. What I love listening to is just

people pumping. Pretty shout out, bro. Well done. See you at home going, brother. Yeah. Cheers, man. Now, Harrison's probably not going to be able to hear us because I can see that his headphones have popped out from all the tackling and stuff, but that was intense. I think he did a really good job there of sidestepping a few people. I'm going to very quickly cross to Caitlin, who is down there. She's in the office. Hey, Kate. A little punch to the face.

Kate, yeah. Kate, can you hear me? Yes, I can. Kate, can you tell me, what does he mean he got punched to the face? We don't know. Look, it might have just been an arm that's swollen around. When you've got like 100 people running at you, maybe an arm flowing to his

face so I'm looking at the live stream now you can see it on TikTok the edge and yeah

he's got blood all through his teeth I think something's happened he's either

got ginger virus or something's happened I think just his hair is ginger was it

Jamie who won I couldn't get the yes yes yes yes

okay two thousand bucks Jamie and you enjoy homegrown kicking off today in Wellington. Two-day festival.

Last time it's going to be in the capital too. So a hell of a weekend to be in the Toronto, sorry, in Hamilton. Wellington. Well done. That was really, really well done. I think he sidestepped at least three or four people. I was looking at the live stream.

So it was a much better showing than it was last time. Clint, Meg and Dan. You've got to be very careful what you say when your partner's going through labour. And it's not a course that us guys actually do. No, you don't have to be careful. You just have to be smart, be empathetic. But we're also just like you,

experiencing a very new thing that we've never gone through ever before. Oh, like sometimes as well, like saying something empathetic can come across badly. Yeah, the tone sometimes. The tone. A little off. You know, you've just got to be very careful.

Oh, it is a hard day for you boys, isn't it? It's a very hard day. I didn't know. Don't bring butter chicken into the birthing suite. You don't need rules for that, Clint, clearly. Yeah, even I know, don't bring a butter chicken in. Yeah. Jesus.

I got halfway through it. Okay. This is it. I threw the other half. Didn't even need his nan. She was in there for like four hours. I was like, what are we doing? Clint, you're getting the look from me.

It's just crazy. Oh, God. Yeah. Okay. I should offer to share it. So what was happening here, and you're going to sit there and think, why is this being filmed?

I think what they were doing is they put their phone up onto the dashboard and clipped it on and started filming because the wife was in active labour while driving to the hospital and I think if it was going to happen they wanted to capture it. And we capture everything these days. Everyone wants to film everything. This was a while ago but they're not like talking to camera. This is not one

of those things where they're like, hey, we're in labour talking to cam. I think they put it on so that in case the baby came out, they had the footage. Fly on the wall. But unfortunately, it was her first time being in active labour. This was her first baby.

And from experience, it is quite a shock. It is quite a shock of the pain. The pain is like, it takes your breath away. And as you'll hear, they are still married. They are still married after this clip. But as you'll hear, they are still married. They are still married after this clip.

But as you'll hear, hubby says something very wrong. Oh, I'm not okay. I'm really, really not okay. I know. We'll be there in seven minutes. It's all right. It's all right.

Jonathan, I'm scared. You don't need to be. Okay, don't. I just, I'm scared. I'm having severe pain. Don need to be. Okay, don't. I just, I'm scared. I'm having severe pain. Don't just relax. Don't say that to me.

Oh my gosh, okay. And that's the, I know that cry. You can break it down now, Clint. I know that sound. That sound is active labour very much so. I actually think even when you tell someone to go, just relax, even when they're not in labour. Yeah. Calm down.

No one likes being told to calm down. Yeah, so she's reposted it. She hasn't done it to get angry, to get her husband, people angry at him. She's like, look, we've had two kids since then. We kind of laugh about it now because we're all just babies trying to figure out how to have babies.

You know, it was their first time for everything. But my goodness, he won't be alone. And what did they do during labour that was the wrong thing? Yeah. Yeah, I mean,

I'd never tell my wife to relax. I'd never do that. But I think I've, I wish I was more, I was supportive, but it's a long time. Like, I mean, depending, some labours, I guess, are quick supportive, but it's a long time. Like, I mean, depending.

Some labours, I guess, are quick. But if it goes for hours and hours and hours, you just need to lock in and remain super focused the entire time. She has to. Yeah, she has to. And I was like, oh, well, if you're not going to use the gas, I guess I'll muck around with it and pass the time. And then I started sucking on the laughing gas.

Are you joking? He's not. No, and I started cracking up and then my wife didn't think that was very funny. I did overhear my husband one time and it was very, very good 98% of the time. But I did overhear him

talking to my midwife at one stage saying, God, my feet hurt. They're killing me. Brilliant. I will say you're standing for a long time. At least you get to sit down.

Yeah, you're in the game. They don't bring a bed out for us. I do remember that. And since then, every person that has gotten pregnant in our lives has told the guys, wear comfy shoes, mate. Just lean on them now. Honestly, every time. I do complain about the comfort of the bed in the hospital

that I had to lay in. That was not a good thing to do. Yeah, like, I was there with the wet cloths and going through all the breathing and stuff. But it's like, one bad moment can undermine all the good. So you just need to lock in if you are going to be going through that experience

for the very first time this year. Lock in and remain focused 100% of the time. Yeah, you can text in 3343, call us 0800 the edge. How did I know we'd get a lot of text and feedback for this one, Dan? How did I know that? Oh my God,

there was one husband playing video games during the birth. Okay. I was in labour while they were what? We want you to finish the sentence for us. I was in labour while they were? Yeah. I'm going to be going through this for a second time later this year. Yeah.

And my husband has learned his lesson. He will be packing his comfortable shoes, so I don't overhear him saying. His comfortable shoes? That is Peter killing him. What's his comfortable shoes out of interest? I think they'll be his hokers. They'll just feeling killing him. What's the comfortable shoes out of interest? I think, well, they'll be like,

they'll be his hokers. They'll be his like running shoes. Yeah. He'll be shaming it. the second time my wife wanted to do a water birth

and so they filled up this like spa pool thing and I obviously brought my togs and stuff so I could like get in there with her and you know, rub the back and stuff

and then she decided right at the last minute before she got in, I don't want to do a water birth now. So you're on your toes. You didn't ask if you could pop in. No, I didn't ask. I just really wanted to ask,

but I didn't ask because you'd be proud of me. I was like, what a waste. It's so warm and warm. It's just like a spa. It's so warm and warm. I'm just having a spa and a beer. Okay. Corona.

Any texts coming through, Dan, before we get to the course? Yeah, oh my God. There's so many coming through. In fact, there's a person at sex through saying they brought a chili bin to the birthing unit. I think we've got them on the line, though. Yeah, because what's in the chili bin is important. All right, we're going to go to her at the end, but let's get into Denise now.

Denise, your husband brought a chili bin? He sure did. What was in it? Beers. He had, well, it was baby number two, so be prepared. He's always hungry. So, yeah, he brought the port-a-cot, so we had baby number one there as well because he's only 13 months.

Wow. Between them. And he had ham, buns. He had a few bears. It's a full picnic. He had a full picnic. It was amazing. That's insane full picnic. He had a full picnic. It was amazing. That's insane to me.

Like, incredible. Because I've been thinking about what I'm going to do with my first child when I'm in labour. I have no idea because I don't have family here. And the fact that you had to bring your port-a-cot and have your baby there, what a weapon. I don't think I could have eaten during the birthing process. Really? Guy had McDonald's combo, I think. I was stressed. Yeah, my husband had McDonald's for the first one,

so he thought he was in for another long haul. So he just thought, I'm going to be comfortable. Would have been quick, right? No, it was another long one. Number four was really quick, but yeah. Number four, Jesus. Good luck to you, Nick. He's like, let's have more, because I really enjoy the process.

Just kicking back with a chili and a few babies. He brought a key to the fourth one. All right. Nikki, morning. What did they do while you were in labour? Morning. So when it came time to push out my daughter and my husband's catcher, and so the doctor told him to put on his gloves.

Yeah. And the amount of time it took him to put on gloves, and they just kept telling me, don't push, hold your contractions, don't push. Because he's got to put gloves on. And I'm sitting there going, put your gloves on, mate kept telling me don't push hold your contractions don't push because he's got to put gloves on and i'm putting there going put your gloves on mate put your gloves on what is he doing how does he use oh which hand goes on what shoulders are quite tight what happened did he get the gloves on and catch the baby yeah in the end yeah but i had to hold a few contractions. Oh, my God. I don't remember even wearing gloves. Oh, my God.

That's crazy, Nikki. The fact that you were like, yep, yep, I'll hold another contraction. My goodness. Okay, let's go to Kirsty. Kirsty. Look at the one here. Oh, hello, Kirsty. Hello.

Hello. You were in labour while they were... He was on his phone playing, doing whatever, playing some shit music and then also messaging his girlfriend because he was cheating on me. Oh, that took a turn. Oh, eating butter chicken doesn't seem so bad now, does it? I thought you were going to say playing Candy Crush. My goodness.

No, that was playing up. That's disgusting. When did you actually find out? At what point did you find out he was texting her? Not till about six weeks after he up and left. Oh, you poor thing. Yeah, so he up and left once. Baby was four weeks old.

Ooh. What a prick. Tough woman. Yeah, you are. You're an incredible woman, Kirsty. Oh, my goodness me. Like, in the birthing suite. Disgusting.

You've got no integrity. What a scumbag. No integrity about you. This might make you feel better, the goodness me. Like, in the birthing suite, texting. You've got no integrity. No integrity about you. This might make you feel better, the last one. Hey, Michelle, you were in labour while they were... He was in the emergency department. What happened to him? So, in between snoozing and watching NRL, he walked behind me when I was in active labour

to, like to get ready. And he fainted. He fell blank, just fainted on the floor. He hit his chin on the sink and knocked himself out. I would be furious. How did you feel? Because I'd be so angry at my husband for fainting. I'm not good at myself.

Honestly, the worst part was that he just stepped in and went to ED and had to wait in queue. So it was like, no more, what, six hours? This whole bloody thing. Stole my thunder. Missed the dress. So would you say, Michelle, you would have preferred him to have just had a butter chicken and just, like, watched the whole thing?

Yeah. Butter chicken, take a seat. It's okay. We've had two more since then and we've worked. So he remains seated. That's okay. We've had two more since then and we've worked, so he remains seated. That's unbelievable. He could be a book of all the things dudes have done during the birth. We might have to do a top ten.

Someone else's husband was getting stoned in the car. That just keeps on going. Oh, I love this. He said, oh, what a mess when my water's broke. Who's cleaning that up? Oh, we're going to have to get a rug doctor in. Oh, wait. Oh, bugger.

Clint, Megan, Dan. Let's go. There was a guy online who's getting a bit of viral attention for going in an anechoic chamber for 86 minutes and then was like, I can't do it anymore. It was driving him insane. Yeah, he went in there and he was allowed to talk for a minute, 60 seconds, every five minutes.

So it wasn't like he was completely silent for the whole time either, but he still couldn't handle it. Yeah, which we were thinking about who's the person who probably could handle it the least out of us. Yeah, it's a very, very quiet. In fact, they say it's the quietest place on earth that you could ever go in an anechoic chamber because it's completely soundproofed. So there's no noise whatsoever. They use them to test the sound of certain items because

there's no interference, right? It's just the sound of the item that's put in that chamber. So we did think of maybe sending Clint, the most talkative, most annoying, most obnoxious man. You know, I've said that before but it's true when I, like, if I drive to work and I drive in silence and Clint can't understand it,

I just sit there and I'm like, oh, I have conversations in my head. I just talk all the time in my head. Do you play both parts? Yeah, I talk to that part that goes that part. I feel like there's me that sits in the middle and then my other two parts are chatting away about me. You need to talk to someone about that.

Not yourself. But Clint, you feel like you have to verbalise thoughts to be able to feel them. Like if we're talking about an idea, I've got to talk through both sides of the idea and then in hearing them I'll know which one is the one that will work better than the other. They say no one has experienced,

unless you've been into one of these chambers, no one's experienced in the world this type of silence. Micheline actually says, sounds like a good sleep to me, vacation from my experienced in the world this type of silence. Micheline actually says sounds like a good sleep to me. Vacation from my kids. Throw me in there. Yeah. I think when you imagine

you'd say you're in your room by yourself and your house is completely empty and you think that's silent, it's completely not. There's usually about 10 to 15 decibels of just atmospheric noise.

Of course. The wind, you know, different things that are maybe clicking in the room. Yeah. This chamber is utter silence. Hearing your heartbeat and push blood around your body can't be that scary. Yeah.

It's quite reassuring. Yeah. I don't know. What if I'd hear two heartbeats? True, because you're pregnant. Yeah. That'd be interesting. Yeah.

I mean, the guy that was in it, he said he lasted about 86 minutes before he was like, I'm done, because I'm done with hearing these sounds in my ear of my body working. I think Dan would struggle with the silence more than me. I don't know. You want to test it?

Yeah, I'd struggle. What was that, four seconds? I just hate that sound of silence. I've been taught for the last 12 years of my career to fill that void. Well, we look forward to it. After the show today, we'll bring you back the results. And, yeah, I guess to let you know what it's like and if it is as impossible as people say.

Also, if you have a fun little toy or workplace, kind of like something really random like this, get in touch with us. It'd be fun to do more things like this. I've always wanted to have a go with a wood chipper. You know, one of those big ones that's on a trailer and you just feed in a branch and it just rips it to shreds. Very different.

Yeah, don't know how fun that might be for everyone to listen to. Oh. But okay, we'll put that on the list. Yeah, don't know how fun that might be for everyone to listen to. Oh. But okay, we'll put that on the list. Yeah. What else do I want to go? I've always wanted to be a conductor. Not the train one. An orchestra.

A train conductor. That would be fun, though. That would be fun. Yeah. I imagine yours will just sound like something like this. And then this would be the review of the end clip. Yeah, it was pretty fun. It was fun.

I put two branches into it and it's three of them. Clint, Meg and Dan. It's Clint, Meg and Dan's. I saw all of your skills within your job, so is there anything else you could have put there? What are your options? Employee of the Week. You're fired!

Get out of here! Go! Get out of here! Employee of the Week is where we nominate each other not to be Employee of the Week, but to not be Employee of the Week, and whoever doesn't get any votes normally wins, and it's normally Clint. Yeah, it's such a show, isn't it, to drag

each other down. I was away last Friday. I heard I won. You did. You literally won, but you weren't here. That pissed me off. Yeah, I guess it was because you weren't here, though, so you weren't here to make mistakes. Right. So it was a default win, really, wasn't it, Meg? Yeah, yeah, I'll take it. I'm going to start this by throwing our beautiful, gorgeous Meg under the bus.

Oh, we shocked or surprised everybody. No. Wow. Throwing a pregnant woman under a bus. It's disgusting. I'll do it again, too. And it was because we were talking about a lovely necklace that I was sent by a company earlier this week,

and Meg was misusing her work computer. They sent me this pearl necklace. Okay, and who made it? Some woman. I'd love to know her name. Her name's Nicholas something. Small business as well. Yeah. Oh, Dan, you've got to look it up. You've got to look this awful. Am I googling

Nicola Pearl Necklace? No, don't do that. Don't do that. Don't. Shocking. Yeah. Okay, I that. Don't. Shocking. Shocking. Yeah. Okay, I'm sorry, Meg.

If you're already under the bus, may as well leave you there. Oh, for God's sake. Yeah, chuck it in reverse. Meg, geography isn't one of your strong suits. Although you may have many, I feel like geography is not one of them. One more.

Let's go to Jared. You were an instructor back home in... SA. South Africa? San Francisco. Francisco? San Francisco. SA.

Jesus. What does the A stand for in San Francisco? Sa. Sa. San Francisco. Okay. Well, I am here oh my god

wait a second I've just seen what this means you're in charge you decide now no no but I know what I'm

I'm throwing Clinton to the bus oh anyone who's good at maths has worked that out already you know who's not good at maths

five cents five minutes and 47 days if you get all three of those the 80% of the New Zealand you are not.

That was me. Why did I throw myself under the bus? No, this is you not being good at maths. This is the bonus jam. What the hell? The one I meant to be doing is throwing you under the bus, Clint, when you were trying to throw me and Dan and Sam Wee Bad at our jobs

when you mucked up yourself. Alright, what was given away this morning? $180? $150? How much did you get away? Yeah, it was $150. $150 cash strapped. There was money strapped to Dan and his vest. $180, I think. I think it was $180, yeah. That's alright. So I

was right, you guys corrected me, and we're incorrect. Sorry about that, Clint. And then, never mind. Although, somebody did just text in and said, Clint, you said it's three past seven, but it's three past eight. Okay, we all made mistakes. So. Okay, we've all done the maths, and it's an absolute turn of the book. That's a landslide victory.

He's done it again. Not a mark against his name. Mr. Six out of ten, Daniel Webby. That's me. Don't wear it out, my name. Yeah, it's in reference to a guy who rates faces using science and Dan got a 6. So it's been a real rollercoaster of a show for you, Dan. Yeah, I'm hotter

than apparently according to him, Ryan Gosling and on par with Timothy Chalamet. Still uglier than Clint though. Oh God, yes. Alright, it is a very special celebrity birthday next, and both Meg and Dan think that they do a better impression of the celebrity. You decide.

I actually think, give us a call 0800 THE EDGE if you've never done an impersonation of a celebrity before, because I'm going to give it to you. You'll be able to do this celebrity impersonation. Oh, okay. In three simple steps. Yeah, step-by-step guide'll be able to do this celebrity impersonation. Oh, okay. Three simple steps. Yeah, step-by-step guide to being able to do a great celebrity impression. Three simple steps.

Okay. Anybody. 0800 The Edge. The great Michael Caine, who plays Alfred in the Batman movies, the Christopher Nolan ones, turns 92. There is a prison in a more ancient part of the world. A pit where men are thrown to suffer. Did you say 92?

Yeah, 92 years old today. Still going strong. Wow. I would have put him like maybe in his early 80s. The thing with Michael Caine is Meg and I have got a real connection together because of Michael Caine, don't we? When we first started being friends, Daniel and I, about three years ago, we realised that we had the same perfect impersonation. It passed me off a little bit

because that was my thing with the show. Wow, that's the thing. I thought it was my thing. But we both do an impression of the great man. You can judge your own. You can see who's the best. It can only really be one of your things, I think. Well, maybe this is a chance for us

to finally decide once and for all whose thing it is, Clint. I actually think that you at home, if you're listening right now, anybody can do an average Michael Caine in three steps. I've taught many people the three steps. Play a little bit of Michael Caine before I get into it, just

so you hear him. There is a prison in a more ancient part of the world. A pit where men are thrown to suffer and die. You need more. That's perfect. So you've got a bit of a vibe of what he talks like. Three-step process.

First of all, put on a British accent. Simple, right? Most people can do a British accent. Yeah. Okay, second step. You've got a bit of a blocked-up nose. Okay? So you've got a bit of a cold, a bit of a blocked up nose. Okay?

So you've got a bit of a cold, a bit of a blocked up nose. You're still British. And the final step for a great Michael Caine abortion is you're about to burst into tears. Master Bruce, I beg you, you can't save Gotham this time. Some people just want to watch the world burn. What if Bruce Wayne was coming back

and Michael Caine had lost one of his crocs and he's looked everywhere for it? Master Bruce, I know you've been out saving Gotham. I can't find your blue crocs. I lost one of them. I can only find the left one. Please forgive me, Master Bruce. Not bad.

It's perfect. And it's done in three steps. It does piss me off because his is better than mine. Oh bad. It's perfect. And it's done in three steps. Meg. It does piss me off because his is better than mine. Oh, she's admitted it. Oh, she's admitted it. I thought we were all going to be the judge of that. Do you know he's been practising a lot during the song?

Meg. Didn't practise once. Wow. Maybe you are better if you don't need to practise. Do you need to hear Michael Caine again? Yes, please. Okay, okay. I took a holiday.

I went to Florence. There's this cafe on the banks of the Isle of Wight. Every fine evening, I'd sit there and order a phony branca. I had this fantasy. Okay. She's got it. Here she goes. I had this fantasy.

Maybe do the crops thing if you need it. You found the crops. Do you want a scenario? I just... I thought that was... No, that's not enough, Meg. I think you need to do a little bit more. Right. I had this fantasy. What's the black nose?

That I found your Crocs. She's lost it. Don't pinch your actual nose. You just kind of... I just, I thought I had a thing and then Dan came in and did it better. You know how much it is. You see, what you've seen here is someone slowly

but surely lose confidence. Yeah. We should have let her go first. Somebody texted wonderful. I know that's for New World yet again. That's the problem. People keep texting wonderful

for this New World promo we're doing and I keep looking and going, oh, they really like that. Oh, thank you. Interesting because I thought that bit was a bit meh.

It's really jarring for our egos. Wonderful. Look how many people think it's wonderful. They're just registering for a

wonderful Wednesday. Someone has texted through saying it's definitely Dan's thing. Sorry Meg. Meg if it's not

your thing anymore I guess we can put your impression to bed. Do you want to do it one last time to send us out to the break?

Come on darling Meg. This is my final Michael game. Thank you, everybody. It's my birthday. Time check. 902 The Edge. Brilliant.

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