The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW #481 1.7 million analy?

Episode Date: March 20, 2025

Zero humans participated in the creation of this podcast caption... In this episode, Clint, Dan and Yas dive into various topics like professions most prone to cheating, the hilarity of Dan's past dinosaur-themed speech, and a controversial viral video. The hosts also engage with listeners on unexpected topics and share fresh music updates. Plus, find out what everyday items have shockingly shown up in unexpected places. Tune in for laughs, surprises, and engaging conversations! 08:46 Disney Princess Debate25:23 Cash Strapped29:52 Birth Stories and Partner Fails33:54 Foreign Objects and Radiologist Insights39:36 Common Sense Realizations43:09 Shocking Adult Misunderstandings47:19 Cash Strapped52:02 Cheating Partners: Occupations and Insights01:01:43 Listener Mail and Dan's Dinosaur Speech01:06:23 New Music Friday01:11:14 Scandal

This is a podcast from Rover. If this podcast was a person, it would be banned from family gatherings. Oh, piss off, Uncle John. This is the Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Oh, morning, everyone. Christchurch. New Plymouth. Hamilton.

Dunedin. Napier. Parmy. Invercargill. Nelson. Roto-Vegas. Wings Town. Pungaday.

Gisborne. Wellington. Dunners. All right, you scarfies, get out of bed. No drama's all. Yeah, we'll just get the old heating. Wellington. Donners. All right, you scarfies, get out of bed. No drama at all. We'll just get the old heating going here. Oh, no, no, not the couch. Holy hell.

Oh, well, now that's not it. We've got these. Wait, is that meant to be us? Come on, give us some heat. Yeah, more than that, please, surely. Do that voice. It's Clint Magentown. Kia ora, good morning.

It is one past six on your Friday. We've got Yaz filling in for Meg this morning. Thank you, Yaz. Happy Friday. Thanks for coming in, Yaz. I'm here today. I'm not down in Waikato. Oh, yeah.

Oh, thank goodness. Oh, yeah, and Dan's here too. Yeah, I'm here. I must say, sort of as I was like down in, like it was very, very beautiful down in Waikato yesterday. The weather just seemed much sunnier. You don't lie. You came back and said, oh, Hamilton.

But Cambridge is beautiful. Yeah, Cambridge. Oh, my goodness me. What a beautiful place that is. Right next to Hamilton. Hamilton Gardens, though. Beautiful place. You were there for quite a while.

Trapped in a bush or something. Yeah, I was in a bush. In a ghillie suit. Oh, honestly. Yeah. They'll probably still be up in our stories. Edge Breakfast on Instagram

if you do want to check them out. Yeah. Cash Strapped will be played in studio at 7 and 8 this morning. So if you need some cash going into your weekend we got you.

Yeah, someone will go away with cash. Everybody does. Everybody does. Even if it's $2.50. I'd say this though. I'd be reluctant to go for the cash trap to Dan today because he dropped about two grand yesterday.

And I think the bosses are always trying to limit the amount of cash flow that is remaining of the $50,000. So if you have a big day, I don't know. Are they going to back it up with another one? I don't know. We'll have to find out first time at seven. Look at that cheeky grin. I'd just be

a little more cagey today if I was playing cash trap than I were you. This morning we're about to jump into a throwback. We do it around this time every morning and I think a throwback Friday tune there's so much more pressure. Yeah, because you have to have good vibes, yes. You have to bring up the spirits. Well, I

had a song. Okay. I was going to do Bounce, Calvin Harris. You know that one that's like, Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, bounce, bounce. No need to play it now. Yeah, right. But apparently it's not in the system, which is crazy. And I was going to do it because it's actually my birthday on Saturday.

Okay. Oh, it's not your birthday. Good on you. Happy birthday. Here we go. Although it's not your birthday, so I refuse to do it because it's actually my birthday on Saturday. Okay. Oh, it's not your birthday. Oh, good on you. Happy birthday. Here we go. Although it's not your birthday, so I refuse to say it. There are some good birthday songs. I'll text you tomorrow.

Yeah. Anne-Marie, Rihanna, Katy Perry, Two Chains, Will.i.am. Oh, but that's so cliche. Oh, Birthday Cake by Rihanna. That is a great song, to be fair. Jeremiah as well. Do you know that one? No.

Birthday sex. Oh. Birthday sex. one? No. The birthday tits. Oh. The birthday tits. No. That's very rich for you to assume that that's going to happen, Clint. Yeah. You don't know that. If it's my birthday, I'm probably assuming that that's going to happen. Okay. Oh, well.

Producer Carl? When Casey, the boss, was telling me about this new segment, this throwback thing that we're doing, he's like, so just keep an eye on the throwbacks and please just make sure Clint doesn't play any of his, like, shit R&B throwbacks, like that 50 Cent one. And he literally said that 50 Cent birthday one that you played that time because he's still feeling about it.

You can take the boy out of my FM, but you can't take my FM out of the boy. I did a year on mine before the edge. You just go for the most sexual songs and you're doing, like, stank faces. His stank face is the most unsexual thing I've ever seen. Yeah, it's like, what are you doing? Yeah, look, stank face, yuck.

No, so I wanted to go for something a little nostalgic. Nostalgic. But only nostalgic for myself. Okay. So I wanted to do Bounce because on my fifth birthday, I had a bouncy castle, but obviously you can't do that now. Well, that's a loose tie-in. So now I'm going to do the song that I did an interpretive dance to at my seventh birthday.

And I didn't know kind of the meaning of the lyrics. It's quite a dark song if you actually really read into it. Okay. But this is Sean Kingston, Beautiful Girls. Oh, good on you. Did you do interpretive dance to this song? Yeah, and you know that one bit? I really went hard on that one bit as well.

Okay. Just imagine as you're listening to this song, yeah, and you know that one bit? I really went hard on that one bit as well. Okay. Just imagine as you're listening to the song, yeah, he's doing interpretive dance. That'll sit you into your weekend. It was a performance to my parents and their closest friends as well. Oh, goody. Yeah.

I actually did a little bit of a dive into the back category of, back catalogue, sorry, of Sean Kingston. He's got some tunes. Oh, yeah. What's this? This is a Sean Kingston. He's got some tunes. Oh, yeah. What's this? This is a great song. He did the one with Justin Bieber.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, Eenie Meenie. Yeah. Face drop. He had his time, eh? And then Kingston. I think everyone will remember Fire Burning. Oh.

Fire burning on the dance floor. Somebody call 911. Yeah. Do you guys know his full name? I do, yes. It's not Sean Kingston. It's Kiesian Paul Anderson. Yeah.

I was just Googling him. So Sean's not from anywhere. 35 years old. He must have been really young when he released the song Eeny, meeny, miny, Moe, Lover with Justin Bieber because that was, it seems, years ago.

I think Justin was only 15. Yeah, so they must have been a similar age, right? I go, oh, 50. And Dan goes, really? Is he fit? And then he shows me a picture and I was like, oh no.

I'm thinking of someone else. Oh no. I got the worst FaceTime yesterday from some friends of mine that I worked with on a TV show in Fiji. I was in Fiji doing Heartbreak Island. Clint's done TV from all over the world. Yeah, international.

You name a country, he's done TV there. A lot of them are story producers, and one of them's going to work on Love Island USA as the senior story producer. So they all have very interesting lives, and they travel all over the place. I'm about to go to the gym and I'm just leaving work.

I'm literally in the car park here and I get a FaceTime and they're like, Clint! And I'm like, hey. And it's like, three of the girls from the show and they're all in France

and she goes, hold on one sec, two roses, beer, what are you having? And I'm like, you, and they're all over in France because they've travelled from Canada to be in France for Tomorrowland.

And I was like, this is such a mean FaceTime call. I hate it when people do that, eh? When they call you from like their holiday and you're about to start work at 4.30 in the morning. They had cowboy hats on and the face paint and all the rest of it and they're like, you should come to France. Wait, so I thought that Tomorrowland was in Belgium. Well, yeah,

but Belgium's not far from France. Yeah, I think it's, maybe Tomorrowland is like in the next day or two days because I think it was like, they're there for it but I don't think it's kicked off yet. Or yesterday at least. I think they were just at a pre-party. I think from France it's like an hour flight to Belgium, so they could just duck across. That's so cool. Try and just at a pre-party. I think from France it's like an hour flight to Belgium so they could just

duck across. That's so cool. I was trying to look at the line-up to see who you were also missing watching but the line-up there's like no headliners

it's just like look at that. How am I supposed to read anyone on that line-up? Yeah, she's just showing me just a score

it looks like a page from the Bible of people just listed. That's so weird. Tomorrowland is like, that's the one that you see on TikTok and Instagram, A-Reels,

and it's just, it looks like a city, the stage. Like just massive. The production is huge. I'd love to go with it. It almost doesn't even actually matter then

who's playing. No, I agree. Apparently they've got like supermarkets actually at the festival so you can go and like buy, you know, I mean,

I'm sure the prices would be insane. Yeah, like some dilution liquid and stuff. One of the girls... I was like, how are you girls just affording to just travel around like, and some of them hadn't been working for like four or five months and just go into Tomorrowland and stuff.

Like, how do you do that? And this is how you do it, if you're wondering. You get cheated on by your boyfriend and then you have to sell your house that you own together and then you take your half of the money and then you travel the world and piss it away on festivals. Brilliant. Yeah, brilliant.

Isn't she sick? That's why most people buy a house so you can go to Tomorrowland one day. Literally. She goes... Long-term investment. Yeah, it's a long-term investment. She's like, I went from the worst year of my life to the best year of my life. I was like, I'd love that for you. I mean, that's the classic thing of taking a bad situation

and making it good. I do fear, though, for the future. Oh, yes, don't give anyone advice about money. You're not the one to be doing that. No, you're right. Come on. You'll be in Tomorrowland in a few years after you've purchased your house.

I've actually been just booking my flight since this week. So, yeah. Put it on the credit card. Yeah. Skin, up next, what's going on? Ooh, Disney princesses. What are your guys' thoughts? Do you think that they should honour the story or change it for, like, the feminist movement?

Because there's a lot of chat about it right now. I know. You're talking about Snow White. I am talking about Snow White. And they're whinging about, just don't make the movie then. Do another movie. It am talking about Snow White. And they're whinging about, just don't make the movie then. Do another movie. It's going to be great. I think you have to stay true to about 80%.

Yeah? And then there's a room for little twists and stuff because it is 2025 and some of those stories are a little bit dated. But I think you still have to kind of try and keep to it best you can. Just do Frozen 3. Alice is a badass bitch.

Yeah, true. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. Clint, Meg and Dan scandal. Yes. Okay, we're talking Disney princesses and Disney remakes. And there's been a lot of chat about the Disney remake of Snow White. Particularly around the lead actress, Rachel Ziegler.

People don't like her. What's she done? What's Rachel Ziegler. People don't like her. What's she done? What's old Ziegler done? So in the press tour, she's had a lot of interviews, and she pretty much just says she hates the story of Snow White. Oh, is she the one that's panning it? Yeah, I've seen some of them where she's just kind of hating on the movie. It's like, wait, you're in it.

She wanted to be a Disney princess, and she's like, please don't Snow White, please don't Snow White. And now with Snow White, she's like, fine. Look, I actually think what's happening is that she is just like... Taking the money? No, well, no. I think she thinks that she's coming at it from a real activist way of being like... Woke, woke perspective.

Yeah, woke, being like, well, obviously, she isn't going to be saved by the prince and all this kind of stuff. But it's just not really landing. And I get what she's trying to do, but it isn't landing. This is an interview that she's done uh talking about the film i just mean that it's no longer 1937 and we absolutely wrote a snow white that is not going to be saved by the prince she's not going to be saved by the prince and she's not going to be dreaming about true love she's dreaming about becoming the leader she knows she can be and the leader that her late father told her that

she could be if she was fearless fair brave and true and so it's just a really incredible story for i think young people everywhere to see themselves in oh yeah god that makes me angry and it's the same thing like here's the thing name a remake especially a disney one where they've redone the original movie and it's been better. It's never the case. I'd say Snow White, Cinderella, and Goldilocks and the Three Bears. The three big, like, fairy tale

sort of stories that you get told as a kid. Is Goldilocks? Would that be? Oh, God, yes. I loved the movie Tangled and I don't think it really stays all that true to,

I guess it's not like a live remake, but, you know, like Rapunzel. But I guess... It's a whole different story, though, than Rapunzel. It's not like a live remake, but, you know, like Rapunzel. Yeah. But I guess... It's a whole different story, though, than Rapunzel. It's just, like, different. And it's still fun and whatever. I think... I get what she's meaning.

Like, hey, cool, woman empowerment, and she can save herself. She's a princess and all the rest of it. And I think it's fine to pivot on it. I just don't think you need to make a huge deal about the fact that she doesn't need to be saved by a man in 2015. It's like, okay, but a man in 2015 and say, okay, but a lot of Disney stories are, and you're working for Disney. So also kind of toe the line there a little bit,

because in shitting on that, you're shitting on a lot of movies where princesses are saved by the princess. Yeah, and also there's so many complexities there, right? I think that Elle Fanning, who did the live action of Aurora, she put it really well in an interview about her film. This is what she had to say about it. I think a lot of Disney films also, when a sequel comes,

they expect the princess to then be in armor and have a sword and fight, and like, oh, that makes her strong. And, you know, of course, there are princesses that it's necessary, like Mulan, she's a fighter. That's in her DNA. And Aurora's a fighter, but in a different way.

I think there's a strength in her femininity and softness. You know what I mean? Yeah, I agree. Snow White's not a fighter. Yeah, and it's like you're just changing the story completely. But I haven't seen the film yet, so... It sucks. I've heard, like, literally it's getting terrible reviews.

But I agree. Like, if you're going to... Don't make Snow White then, because that's not the story. You've just completely changed the story, so make a Snow White then. Because that's not the story. You've just completely changed the story, so make a completely different movie. Well, that's the thing. It's like, and if Rachel Ziegler is, like, standing there being like, I just hate Snow White

and, like, everything it stands for, don't be in it then. You know what I mean? If that's what's up, you know what I mean? You kind of have to toe the line a little. I think if you are Snow White, then you have to love everything about it because it's your movie. Because if you're crapping on it,

then why do we want to go see it? Exactly, yeah. Wait, this text is kind of funny and I low-key agree. When will movie stars realise we don't want their opinions? Yeah. I think celebrities in general... Put on the dress. ...in general are just talking a little bit too much these days

and offering too much opinion. That's my opinion. Yeah, I just want to watch the movie. Yeah, you're supposed to be on a publicity tour, just encouraging people to want to see it. And creating controversy isn't necessarily always the best way to get people to go see a Disney film. Sometimes I just feel like they're just trying to be controversial

just to get a bit of publicity. Yeah, or like, I mean, I do kind of think that Rachel Ziegler, and she has, she's trying to be that girl. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. You guys may remember Will, the guy who won $5,000 Airpoints dollars on the show. Thanks to moi. Yes, and then what?

He promised that he would take you over to Vegas with him and see the Warriors live together. It was going to be a best friend moment. Before you knew he had won, when we said, what will you do with the Airpoints, he did promise to take me to Vegas for the first Warriors game, which was about three weeks back. You really hung on to that, didn't you? Oh God, yes,

yes. It was this whole year. Deep, deep down, I was fairly confident he wasn't going to take me, but there was obviously a little, you never know, life's crazy sometimes. You never know. Will could have just been one of those guys who was crazy and also a man of his word. You never messaged him or anything. You never reached. Will could have just been one of those guys who was crazy and also a man of his word. You never messaged

him or anything. You never reached out in that time. Oh no, we did. We reached out eventually. I didn't want to be naggy. It was only a couple of days before the big game when he was supposed to be in Vegas. A couple days, Clint. What were you expecting? So it turns out he didn't go.

He had already spent some of his airpoints and so because he wasn't going, obviously I wasn't going. And so we got him back on the show and told him what his punishment was. Will you change your name to Won't? Is that the surname or the first name? The first name. It's a bit like Sheer, just one name. We can go with that.

Okay, good. Thank you, Will. Because I've already changed it in our system. Yeah, so Will, listen to Will, became Won't. Because obviously he wasn't a man of his word. I think I got a little bit carried away and we did like, I think we did like a mean phoner. Oh, 800 The Edge, do you know a shit, Will?

Yeah, that's right. You took that too far. And to be fair, like he, I feel like you've got grounds to be angry if he'd gone over to Vegas and watched the Warriors himself. True, and he didn't go himself. So, yeah. To be honest, I don't even think you have grounds to be angry

if he went to the Warriors. He won that money, all those air points. He can do whatever he wants. Because of me. Because I guessed the amount of lollies that were in the jar and he backed me to be right, and so he won because I got it right. See, hear that? That's arrogance.

Yeah, it's me, me, me, me, me. Anyway, I need to apologise to Will. Um, because he was like, don't worry man, me and you will go to a game. Because he turns out he works for one NZ, um, who actually are like a major sponsor, like

the major sponsor of the Warriors. And he's like, I'll take you to a game, I'll take you to a game. And I was like, whatever. And then he was like, hey man, what's your address? I'll get some tickets to your house And I was like, whatever. And then he was like, hey, man, what's your address? I'll get some tickets to your house. I was like, whatever. I promise he doesn't talk like that. And also, just your attitude.

Whatever, mate. Maybe just be grateful. Hey, I won't have anything bad said about my new best friend, Will. You're the only one saying bad things. The Warriors are playing tonight against the Roosters. No, he didn't. At home. And me and Will.

No way. What? Me and Will are going to be cheering them on from the corporate box. Oh, Will's come through! Change it from won't back to will! Oh, Will, don't encourage this disgusting behaviour from Clint. You're encouraging him! So, game starts at 8 but I'll be there at 6.30 because that's

when the box opens. Oh my God. Will, if only you knew how much he's been slagging you off behind the scenes. He's been absolutely talking shit. He messaged me and said, I'm one of the Goodwills after all. And I said, you sure are, Will.

You sure are. Will, I just wish you could see Clint's face right now. The smile that you've brought to this young, young Clint. He's not young, he's nearly four. Yeah, sorry. But you know what I mean.

You know, you should really know better, Clint. He keeps harassing him and he's like, I'll give you tickets. I just wanted you guys to know that me and Will,

our friendship has been mended. We may become best friends. I'm not sure if he's married yet, but I mean, that best man spot's looking pretty likely. I thought you meant you were going to marry him.

That could have been weird. But up the wires, 8am tonight against the Roosters, coming off the back of a win against Manly last week. Just know, Clint, when you're in that corporate box tonight, drinking the free booze, eating the free hors d'oeuvres, you were slagging that poor man off for half the year. Yeah. You really were.

I'll make up for it. What are you going to do to make up for it? On my Instagram and on Edge Breakfast, you're going to see me and Will hugging and cheering and singing away. Yeah, and we're going to be like, well, that's fake. How fake is that? What a fake person. Okay, all right.

Well, there you go. That's my public apology. Clint Megadan. Leshko. I thought I'd be funny a few weeks ago and release a little TikTok. Okay, and I saw this video on, I think it was actually on Instagram Reels, and it was just of this piece of sushi, or I think it's like calamari stuck in the side of it.

You know when you go to those sushi train places and it's on like a conveyor belt? I'll stop you there. Honestly, it's such a hard video to describe. Well, it's not really. I was just describing it, but you stopped me. I couldn't even imagine it, and I've watched it, by the way you were describing it.

I was in the middle of describing it, and you stopped me. So it is quite difficult, yes. I think Producer Carl set up a bounce back. Yeah, if you want to see it, you can text tiny to 3343. After you, Dan. Anyway. Keep describing it. Okay, so I've been to a sushi train.

Yeah, so it's a piece of calamari stuck in the side of the sushi, like, conveyor belt, okay? And I thought, that looks like a foreskin. What is this? So I was like, yeah, it's a bit of calamari octopus or something that's swinging around. Yeah, and so anyway, I stitched it where you put like a little reaction on the end

like it was me thinking that it was my own part. Calamari. Calamari, okay? And I thought nothing of it. I thought it might get like 5,000 views. Dan does like a shocked face and then pulls his pants away from his body, looks down like he's checking out his junk,

and then goes, oh, I feel like my foreskin's still there. Yeah, so I'm sitting at the sushi shop and pretending it's me. Anyway, I thought it might get a few comments, a few likes. 20 million views. 20 million. Most viral video Dan has ever posted in his life. I'm getting messages from people from like China, India, America. It has gone mega viral.

I want to see how many comments as well because the comment section is just brilliant. So he's got 721 comments on this. You've hidden the likes. So not many likes. Have I hidden the likes? Yeah. I didn't do that. 31 reposts.

But yeah, it has gone. The amount of people texting tiny right now. Brilliant. You'reosts. But yeah, the amount of people texting Tidy right now, brilliant. You're going to get more views, Dan. Do you want to roll with something like this? Yeah.

Yeah. I could go with something more traditional. This is better. Okay, good. This is better. I mean, if Ellen was around, remember Ellen

when she hosted that TV show and she'd like have people on that went viral? I'd imagine I'd be on Ellen if she was that TV show and she'd, like, have people on that went viral? I'd imagine I'd be on Ellen if she was still around. Oh, true, true. The absolute ego. Well, let's humble Dan for a second because I've got the comments section.

Brilliant. Of this. Okay. We'll start off reasonably mild. Glad my parents had the decency to not let mine look like that. Oh, so not even... Oh, no, so they're still talking about the calamari part. Yes.

Okay, not just my face. Well, if we were... Ted thinks it just takes a shot to just look... Hey, I like the video. Why is the dude so ugly? There were a couple commenting on that. Someone did say... Really?

Yeah, people are so mean. Someone said, dude, you're a fully grown man. Why are you in a Taylor Swift t-shirt? Get a grip. Oh yeah, I've got my Kansas City Swifts t-shirt on in it. Oh, that's rage bait. Dan's got to warm it deliberately. Oh gosh. That's

way too big to be yours. Brilliant. Okay. I mean, there's so many people that are just negative on social media, right? It's just a silly little video. Once you go viral, you are finding yourself in the darkest corners of the internet with the largest trolls. Bro must be deformed if he had to check. Oh, that's very sad. They don't know what's going on down there.

No. And a lot of people that were actually verified commenting as well. Someone said, why I stopped doing discounted circumcisions in Yo Sushi. Was that a doctor? Yeah, it was actually. Oh, shoot. Yeah, someone said,

eeny weeny short dick man. Brilliant. Which I think is a reference to that song that we were just playing. Yeah. Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. Actually, if anything,

if you overthink it, which I tend to do with a lot of things, it's actually, you've got a large one because if you're standing up to get sushi from the sushi train and your peen can actually be long enough to fall into the conveyor belt and get caught up in it.

And get rolled away. Yeah. You know? Or you've just got too much foreskin. Yeah. It could be one of the two. An excess almost. Yeah.

It is. Almost like a wizard's sleeve, you know? Yes. Okay, Clint. A sleeve of wizard. Why don't you get in the comments section then if you're going to be like this? Oh wizard sleeve, you know? Yes. Okay, Clint. A sleeve of wizard. Why don't you get in the comments section then if you're going to be like this? Oh my God, someone did say that.

Someone said, so you've got ye olde wizard sleeve. Yeah. Yeah. From AC Randall. The sleeve's just overhanging the hand. He's like, mate, you've got a size too big. Yeah.

So anyway, my advice to you is just remember if you're going to do something embarrassing on social media, there's always a chance it'll get 20 million views and you'll be known as that guy. Yeah. So anyway, my advice to you is just remember, if you're going to do something embarrassing on social media, there's always a chance it'll get 20 million views and you'll be known as that guy. Yeah. That's what I'm known as now. Sounds about going off, Producer Carl. Yeah, my advice is tiny to 3-3-4-3 if you want to see that video.

Yeah, and just leave a comment. Maybe leave a positive one. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Find the house. Win the cash. It's the Edge Safe House. Yeah, it's going to be kicking off on Monday. $10,000 to be won if you can find the house

and release whoever is kidnapped and put inside the house. Last year was myself, Megan Dan. You know what I quite liked? Yes, it could be you this year. I mean, it could be us as well, but we did it last year. I enjoyed the in-house stuff. It's the journey, eh, Clint could be you this year. I mean, it could be us as well, but we did it last year. I enjoyed the in-house stuff. It's the journey, eh, Clint, that's the killer. Yeah, we did about

five hours blindfolded in a car, and we did an aeroplane ride and a blindfolded helicopter trip. And then we ended up like an hour from Auckland in Hamilton. And everybody's like, you've got to go in a helicopter, lucky. But we were blindfolded in the helicopter. You couldn't enjoy it. See, it just felt like And this is the reason as well why I can't do Safe House again with Dan.

There were some fun times, but there were also some tricky times. And here's just some of the things that Dan was doing to appease those. Oh, this is why I enjoyed it, actually. Who were watching the live stream. If Mike Hosking was here, he'd go something along the lines of, you're on Newstalk ZB, it's 27 past eight. Today we're talking politics. Christopher Lux and the National Party, are they doing a good job?

I say no. I thought I was going home. I was only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. Those who have seen your face. Phantom of the Opera. Are those playing at home? They were for about an hour. I have 17 husbands,

and I decided to give one more swing with Clint. And I tell you what, it ended me. I tried a few women as well. Anyway. That was Dan's fortune teller Linda character. That's what happens to me when I don't see any sunlight for six days. It was actually insane,

because when Safe House is going on, there's a live stream running 24-7 pretty much except for the sleeping times because that's kind of weird. They used to film the sleeping and then we realised that was a bit creepy. They're so creepy. They turn it off when we sleep.

Clint sleeps nude so they stop doing it. But honestly, Dan, you were showing off quite a lot. And it was really entertaining but my favourite bit was when you were working out in the gym with Clint. And Clint would be doing a move and you'd be looking over like, what are you doing?

Oh, that's a cool move. I wish I could do that. I thought you meant you enjoyed watching Dan work out. I was like, oh, you too. Oh, yeah. I enjoyed Clint working out. Oh, sad to me. Okay.

Yeah, so someone's getting kidnapped. Would it be this weekend and then they'd be taken away? I'd say it'd be Sunday so that when the Monday show starts, they're already inside. That's how it works for us. I'm going to make sure I'm constantly out this weekend so they know where I live. I think you are constantly out, Darwin.

Yeah, but I'm just going to be constantly driving. I'm just going to sit in my car and drive around all weekend. Clint, Megan, Dan. Stinky Bo. With a share of $50,000. Cash. With the edge cash $50,000. Cash. With the edge cash-strapped. Strapped.

Strapped. Dan took cash-strapped to the streets yesterday in the Mighty Waikato. Gave away $2,000. So I don't know how that maybe changes your gameplay. Whether or not Dan will have more large amounts. Of course, you can take the cash offer to you by Yaz. Take it, run it as yours.

Or you forego that amount and take the cash offer to you by Yaz. Take it, run it as yours, or you forego that amount and take the mystery amount strapped to Dan. I really think you should take the money that I'm offering today because I'm looking at Dan. But Yaz, don't look at me because there's no point. I don't know what's in the vest.

So if there's anyone to look at, look at the bosses. Okay, well I'm looking at the bosses and they look poor, they look poor. Yeah, and they also don't look like they're at work yet because they don't start till nine o'clock. No, I'm looking at the producers, and they look poor. They look poor. I'm sorry. They also don't look like they're at work yet because they don't start till 9 o'clock. I'm looking at the producers. They look cheapish.

Okay? Yes, because they paid very little. So Libby joins us on I 100 The Edge. Kia ora, Libby. Hi. Hi, Libby. You're a radiographer. Quick question.

There's been some facts and figures released by ACC this morning. It costs $1.7 million to the taxpayer yearly for doctors to be removing things from people's bodies that shouldn't be in there. Does that sound about right to you? Yeah. Very expensive. It takes, yeah. What is the weirdest thing

just quickly before we move on, the weirdest thing you've radiographed inside someone? Um, I don't know if I'm allowed to tell you that. Patient confidentiality. Yes, yeah. Oh, patient confidentiality. Yes, yeah. Have you not given the patients... Some interesting things.

Have you not given the patients first and last name? Okay, can we... Are you allowed to say yes or no to items? Just say items that definitely should not be in there and you can see them on the x-ray as they're metal. Libby, if you leave with cash today, why don't you go talk to your boss, see if you're allowed to talk to us,

and maybe we can bring this back up on the show a little later on this morning. Yeah, we won't ask for names. Okay. She's like, okay, well, it's still going to be a no, but yes. So, Libby, it says here that you need money for a chipped windscreen and a WAF. Is that right?

Yeah. So, I went to get a WAF, and it failed because it had a chip. Oh, yes. It may be. I'm in the exact same situation. Failed me woof and then I got a crack in my windscreen. So I feel you.

Oh, my gosh, it's the most frustrating thing. Okay. Now, because I've been through the whole situation, I'm going to say you're probably going to need around $100. Oh, Jesus. Oh, that's a cheap windscreen. When was the last time you fixed a windscreen? You clearly haven't been through it.

Well, I haven't fixed my windscreen yet. Yeah, I think you'll be quite shocked then when you get a quote. Nah, head into Novus Glass. They have very good deals, okay? Oh, I mean, they are very good, but I just don't think it's going to cost $100. You don't want to be falsifying information. A lot of insurance policies will have glass cover.

Yours isn't, I imagine, Libby. No, nah, it didn't. Okay, Libby, I'll raise you, okay? Because I've just Googled and I am wrong. Sorry, surprise. Yaz wrong, really? What? $150 I will give you.

Okay, still not enough. Libby, you can take the $150 going into weekend. It is yours. Or you can throw that back in Yaz's face and go with the mystery amount strapped to Dan. Come on, let's not get you a new windscreen. Let's get you a new car, Libby. Let's go into the vest strapped to me. I'm not going to take the risk.

I'll take the $150. You're a smart girl, Libby. Really? Final answer? Yeah, final answer. Good on you. Good on you. You came with nothing.

You're going home with $150. That's a win. That's definitely a win. I would have done the exact same thing. And like, oh, get yourself a coffee as well, Libby. Let's see what you would have won, though. Thank you. I appreciate it, guys.

Have you taken the money strapped to me, Libby? I've just opened it now. I'm going to put you out of your misery very quickly. You would have taken home $340. Oh, my goodness. It's okay, Libby. It's okay. That's not that much more. It's actually not that much more. That's at least two of Yaz's cheap Aspen screens.

At least that should pay for my wood screen anyway. Yeah, yeah. To be fair, that's what you wanted and that's what you got and that is quite a rare play because most people get offered exactly what they want and they still throw it in Meg's face. They genuinely go with Novus Glass because they do have good deals. I'm looking at the deals now.

It's good. I just don't think they're $150. Libby, tell them the team at the edge, Clint, Meg and Dan with Yaz,

sent you and they might look after you. They'll go, who? Okay. No, they won't. Meg, Yaz, I've never heard of her.

Never heard of her. Back again at 8 o'clock. More cash to be won with cash strapped. What would you do? Take the money offered to you or the money strapped to Dan? They'll go,

yeah, she's that stupid woman that keeps saying we're offering windscreens for $150. Yeah. Can she stop saying that? Yeah, because it's too cheap. Clint, Meg and Dan.

Meg is going to be having her second child in a few months and we are compiling a list. It is a long list. In fact, we might even be able to create a book

of things that partners should not do while their partner is giving birth. Because some of us, it's not something you get taught in antenatal class. Some of us have been dropping the ball pretty badly. I think we're around the due date, like let's say a month before it. As a husband or a partner, you should be clearing your calendar for stuff on the weekends, I reckon, because you never know.

It could come any time then, right? Yeah, true. You need to be nesting. I've heard of this term nesting. Is that a thing? Yeah, where I think you start cleaning all the skirting boards and just weird things you wouldn't normally do.

Just get the house ready for the baby. Yeah, I have a friend whose baby, their baby came early and he was on a stag do because he was like under, no, he was like, it won't come this early. I mean a friend whose baby, their baby came early, and he was on a stag do. Because he was like, under no, he was like, it won't come this early. I mean, to be fair, I went to Taylor Swift over in Melbourne. It was the week before my wife Hannah's due date. I remember we were all talking about it, being like, that's terrible from Dan.

It worked out fine, though. Dan hit the home run, went over the fence, everyone was happy, walked around the bases. Sweet. Exactly. Okay, so I copped a bit of flack last time we talked about this because my wife was in labour for a long time and I got quite hungry. So when someone said, do you need anything?

And my wife said, no. I said, oh yeah, I wouldn't mind a butter chicken. What? So I was, yeah, and I was halfway through it when all of a sudden it's like, we're on here. Of course we are. Halfway through my butter chicken. Of all the things to eat in a birthing suite, a curry, eh?

Because I can imagine that everything would be triggering giving birth because it's just like you're so sensitive. It's so painful. And I'm sorry, the smell of butter chicken on a good day puts me, you know, turns my stomach. Oh, butter chicken's lovely. No, but it's just a little strong. So that's wild from you.

These ones were far, far worse. When we asked people to finish the sentence, I was giving birth while they were. He brought the port-a-cot, so we had baby number one there as well. And he had ham buns. He had a few beers. It's a full pack now.

He was on his phone doing Woody Buss, playing some shit music, and then also messaging his girlfriend because he was cheating on me. Ooh, that took a turn. Oh, eating butter chicken doesn't seem so bad now, does it? Oh, Clint, come on. He's always trying to, like, lessen his one.

I think that's the whole reason we're doing this whole segment, so Clint doesn't look bad. Yeah, he's, like, trying to compensate. I got in trouble for sucking on the laughing gas too much as well. It was all right in the beginning, but once I started cracking up, I was like, you're having too much fun. God, with your curry lips all over much as well. It was alright in the beginning but once I started cracking up my wife's like you're having too much fun. God with your curry lips all over it as well.

Didn't you also get a birthing pool and then you didn't use it and then like sorry Jamie didn't use it and then you were like oh well if the pool's going to go to use

and then you got in the pool. She wanted a water birth and then she was like I don't want a water birth and it was still the water was beautiful and warm and I brought my togs

but I didn't get in because she said no. Oh, okay. Fair enough. I was told you're both supposed to be nude when it's a water birth. Yeah, you are. If you're in there. I was a water birth, and both my parents, I think, were nude in it. Yeah.

Yeah. It seems an odd reason. Why does the guy have to get nude? But I've heard the same thing. It's about touch and stuff. Well, I don't know. Now I feel weird because I'm like, I don't know if my dad was nude, but I think he was. We'll have's about touch and stuff. I feel weird because I don't know if my dad was nude, but I think he was.

We'll have to ask him. No, no. We're not calling on Mr. Konex. Was he nude or not? We'll find out. I can tell you the reason you mean to be nude is because if you're wearing shorts or something like that, they might have been in a detergent. They might infect the water the baby's coming into.

That's what I was told. Yeah, like the whole touch, I mean, whatever. It's not weird or anything. I didn't know that. I brought my board head. You should know. You should know.

All right, well, we'd like to know if you've got a story. I was giving birth while they were what? Because I feel like we actually could put together a coffee table book

of what not to do when your partner is giving birth because they do not give you that book because it doesn't exist when you do antenatal class. Yeah, chapter one would be all about Clinton as curry. It's got like pictures and everything, like, don't do this, this man. Clint's standing next to a curry with his thumbs up.

Clint, Meg and Dan. Just as well, Meg's not here actually because she can get quite naughty and we do need everyone to be on their best behaviour with these statistics. Yes, statistics have come out from ACC, the government agency, that the amount of money that is spent

annually removing foreign objects from people's bodies. Now just think about that for a second, where that would be inserted. We're not going to say because, you know, we need to keep things above board. I'm visualising now. Yeah.

43% of these items are household items. That's crazy. Vases. Vases? That's not on the list, Dan. No, I know. Well, there is a list. Apparently $1.7 million is spent annually, funded by taxpayers, by the way.

How often? That's crazy. Annually. Okay, right. I thought you. Annually. Okay, right. I thought you said something else. Yes, well... Oh! Oh!

What? I thought I heard him say and I didn't. There's been a... That's absolutely unacceptable. 8% rise consecutively every consecutive year

for the last few years of these amount of items that are being put in time. I don't understand why it's so expensive to remove said items. We do actually have someone who's going to explain

a little bit more. Yeah, we're going to give a fake name to Rebecca. Okay, so it's not her actual name, but she is a radiologist. So, Rebecca, a fake name, by the way. You're a radiologist.

This is what you do. You x-ray people and you see what's inside and then remove. Is that right? Yeah, we're just, the picture takers, so we just get to have a look what's in the inside, but we don't actually have to pull it out, which is the lucky thing. Yeah, you've got the better part of that job.

And let me just rephrase what Yaz just said. That's not your only job. You do other stuff. But how often, just out of interest, how often is this happening for you? Me personally, I've seen it maybe once every couple of months it comes up. Really? That's quite often. And so is someone coming in, they've been to the doctor and they've gone,

look, we both know what's happened here, okay? I don't need to explain it. It seems like Dan's done this before. We both know what's happened here, okay? I don't need to explain it. Or... It seems like Dan's done this before. Or is it like you do the scan and show them X-ray and they go, how did that get in there? They normally come in quite uncomfortable to the emergency department,

so we both know what's going on. Okay, Rebecca, can we play yes, no, bingo? Dan's going to read out some of the items that have been removed from the human body. You have to say yes, you've actually x-rayed that before or no, you haven't. I love this. Sounds good. Okay, let me get a little music change. This list is

unbelievable. Okay, first one. A deodorant can. Yep. Okay, had a dig. Oh my god, we're straight away. Are you serious? Okay. I'm going to make this slightly more broad, but a vegetable, i.e. potato. Not a vegetable, but a mandarin.

Brilliant. A mandarin fruit? That's not even really a... Right, a Christmas decoration. No, I haven't seen that one yet, but maybe this year. Okay, a doll, i.e. Barbie doll or Ken. No, no, no, no. Yeah. No, I haven't seen that one yet, but maybe this year. Okay, a doll, i.e. Barbie doll or Ken. No, no, no, no. Yeah.

No, no. What? Why? It's out. No, it went in. Oh. A Sharpie. No Sharpies.

No Sharpies? I'd rather that than a Ken doll. I've actually seen a Sharpie before. Yeah. Okay. A flashlight. No, not a flashlight either. And what about the last one on the list?

Because it's actually two items, because the second item's gone in to retrieve the first item. Yeah. So, it was found, apparently, this is true, a set of tongs that were sent in to retrieve a golf ball. So, the lady that ate the spider and swallowed the fly to catch the spider.

We've got some tweezers as well as a lighter. Oh, a lighter! So they lost the lighter and they're like, shit, what can I get that out with? Why was a lighter up there that's got gasoline in it? That could be blown up at any point. You do a bad fart and it's all over.

Oh yeah. Wow, that is unbelievable. I'd love to do your job. This is better work stories really. Is that your favourite part of the job, Rebecca? Is that why you got into radiology? Oh, absolutely. The only reason.

Thanks for just appeasing us with your answer there, Rebecca. Unbelievable. Best of luck going to work today. We appreciate you. And also, did you read out the Auckland stat? Yeah, so Auckland is the most common. So 54% of all cases countrywide come from Auckland. Shame on you, Aucklanders.

Shame on you, Aucklanders. And I'm sorry, to wrap up, I think Michaela's said it perfectly. I'm not going to say word for word what she said, but why do I have to pay money as a taxpayer for idiots shoving stuff

inside their bodies up there for ACC? It's self-inflicted. I think that's the question everyone's asking, yes. And guys, you're making up 83% of total cases,

so come on. Come on. Guys are. No surprises there. So you're better up 83% of total cases. So come on. Come on. Guys are. No surprises there. So you're better than that? Yeah. Are they? No.

We should be. I mean, a golf ball. Things have to be pretty dire if you're resorting to a golf ball. If you're an Auckland male. How much do you love golf? No. And, like, I'd love to be in the room, not to watch. But just to be the point where it just goes pop in and you're like, bugger.

You'd love to be in the room at the point where it goes pop in. Would you? Enough. Just to be like, what the hell? Now is where the naughty stuff happens because you're getting carried away. Not because I'm watching anyway. I'm turning both your mics off. Clint, Meg and Dan. Meg sent us this yesterday. She's unwell at the moment and she sent us this video

and we were like, oh my god guys, maybe you should talk about this on the show because there will be so many people who had no idea. When she sent it to us, we were like, no, Meg, I think you're the only person that had no idea. And then she commented, yes, help me out. Which I don't... She just knew. If I was ever going to get anyone to help me out

with something that was smart, yes, you'd be... No offence. No, no, she was doing the whole, I can't be the only one who didn't know this. Yes, probably didn't know either. She just got that wrong. Ew. Yeah.

She was like, who else wouldn't know this? So it was actually insulting to Yaz to insinuate that Yaz didn't know. And then it turns out. I didn't know. Yeah. And like, I guess maybe you could think about it in common sense, but.

This reminds me of the time when Yaz found out that dry cleaning is a dry form of cleaning. Unbelievable. Oh, my gosh. Okay, so what is it? Put us out of our misery. Okay, take a listen and see whether or not you are also raising your hand saying, I did not know this.

So my wife told me that she just realized just now that, like, one S-T, like first, second, two N-D, and third, three R-D. She just learned that the reason those two letters are after those numeral digits is because it's the last two letters of the words first, second, third. Shocking. The way he explains it makes it sound so simple,

but it's not really something that is ever taught in school. Because it doesn't need to be. It's common sense. That is really common sense stuff. What did you think the letters were for? I don't know. I just thought it was just like, you know how some stuff just randomly happens

and it's just like, oh, that's just there. Makes no sense why they've gone first, second, third, and then it's TH for fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, 21st, ST. I thought it was something about, like, because they're the podium numbers, they have to be different. Right. And your brain's something about, like, because they're the podium numbers, they have to be different. Right.

And your brain's never gone, why is that? No, I'm not questioning silly stuff like that. But most brains, this is how most brains work. They'll see something and then question why. That's how my brain works. Most brains, I think, do that. But, like, I do that too. I would describe myself as an analytical person,

but not for silly stuff like that. Oh, Emily's with you. She's text through saying, what? What, Emily? I hate you, Emily. Actually, Emily, I'm proud of you for admitting it because we're throwing so much shade at you as most people are just like slowly backing away,

being like, oh God. Yeah, it's tough. She also said no idea what those letters were for. But like, why, why do we care? Here's why. Because if you write two and then after it February or whatever, it doesn't make sense because you're going to two. So you just write ND.

And you also don't, you need to know why because you don't want to write 2TH. Well, guys, I'm not doing that. Obviously, I know, but I don't need to know why. Like, I actually don't. It's like the same philosophy as when people go, oh, you use a toaster every day. Do you know how a toaster works? No! I don't know how a toaster works and I'd like to live in that ignorance. I could tell you how a toaster works.

It heats up the toast. No, but how does it work? Well, it heats up the elements that literally the toast sits in between and it cooks it with the heat. But like, what parts are in there? What makes it do that? Well, that's a different question. What makes it do that? Well, that's a different question.

So my strong point is I genuinely, are you guys trolling? Are you genuinely trolling? Because I feel like it's... Look, there's so many people. Maddie's texted through.

Megan's texted through. Someone, oh no, she said, I thought it was obvious. She's not on my side. Sarah said, I'm pretty sure

there must be only two people in the world. He didn't sell it. What is she saying there? I don't know. You read her text. I don't know. Without pre-reading.

Okay. Okay, we'd love to know, what could you not believe you had to explain to another adult? Is there something like, oh my God, I had to explain to some idiot at work yesterday. Or I had to tell my husband or my wife this because they had no idea. It is shocking that some of us have gone 20, 30, 40, 50 years on this planet oblivious to a thing that 90% of people knew. I mean, I can't talk because I think it was last year I found out that

lamb, like the meat lamb, was not an adult sheep. That's really embarrassing. Mutton is an adult sheep. You should know that being from New Zealand. And if you didn't know, now you know. The ST at the end of one for first and the

ND after two for second, that's because you spell first F-I-R-S-T and then second S-E-C-O-N-D. And then erd for third. Yeah. And again, as I'm explaining it, I feel like an idiot because most people are like, yeah, obviously.

But there are a lot of people that didn't know that and are learning that for the first time. We want to know, what were you shocked you had to explain to another adult? Someone's texted us through, and I'll admit that I was of the same as you, Melissa, who's texted through saying that I just learned last year that the lady in Titanic was not actually on the Titanic and she was just an actress. Really? Mm. I didn't know that.

The old lady at the start, Rose, I thought that was actual Rose from the Titanic. Yeah, why is she there? Well, because she's an actress. She's an actress just pretending to be Rose. Who's not actually even a person, Rose. Oh. Mm. Oh, that's weird.

See, there's people that still think that. The same way Leonardo DiCaprio wasn't actually on Titanic. Well, I know that, obviously. But, like, why get an old person on? She's just a random old person. An actress. Well, because she's retelling the story because the Titanic sunk a long time ago. Oh, gosh.

Well, moving on. Okay, someone said Africa is not a continent. Sorry, is a continent, not a country. How do you explain that to somebody? That is kind of confusing. Africa's made up of 54 countries? Yes, a lot of them. It's not actually its own country.

So what else is a continent? Sorry, continent. A continent. A continent own country. So what else is a continent? Sorry, continent. A continent. A continent is a source. A continent is a country or like a big, large, massive area of land. What else is a continent? Oh my gosh, continent. What is it?

Continent. Yes. Australia is its own continent. Is New Zealand? Asia? No. No. We're part of, I guess you could say Oceania.

Yeah, there's seven. Oceania. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Cool. Wow. Let's go to Lily. Lily. Yeah, there's seven. Oceania. Okay. Yeah, okay. Cool. Wow. Let's go to Lily.

Lily. Hi, Lily. Hi. What have you just learnt as an adult? That Tupac was dead. Right. Yeah. Yeah, what did you think happened to him?

Oh, I just thought he was still alive. I just didn't realise that he was even gone. Just thought that he'd sort of just retired. You're like, man, he did some really good stuff. He should get back into music. He should keep doing it. Yeah, I was like, okay. It wasn't until my friend group shamed me in front of everyone

because we were playing a card game that he was actually dead. Yeah, and he was, contrary to what Dan was telling people years ago, Dan believed he what? I thought, I think I used to think he died of cancer, or like just a natural cause. Dan would wear a T-shirt with Tupac on it every single day and would be like, do you know anything about this guy? Drive-by shooting.

Drive-by shooting in Las Vegas. Yeah, what a horrible way to go. I'm not the only one, that's okay. Yeah, not the only one, Lily. We also have Eliana here on 0800 The Edge. Good morning. Good morning. Now, this isn't you.

This is your boyfriend. Okay, what were you shocked you had to explain to him? I was shocked I had to explain that carrot cake actually had carrot inside of it. Oh, my gosh. Carrot cake actually has carrots, not just carrot flavouring. That's brilliant. But that's the whole point of the cake. It has carrots.

Okay, and there are a couple of goodies where I'm like, I don't think most people are unaware of this. Went to Japan with my husband. He couldn't believe that they also had forks and not just chopsticks. He was like, oh, look, they made their way to Japan. Oh, my God. And this is the worst one. I just found out that a cheeseburger and a hamburger are actually the same thing.

One of them just has cheese. But it's in the name. That actually is quite, I don't know if I knew that either, to be honest. Oh, stop it. Clint, Meg and Dan. Let's give away some cash going into the weekend. Win a share of $50,000. Yes. Clint, Meg and Dan. Let's give away some cash going into the weekend. Win a share of $50,000. Cash.

With the edge cash trapped. Trapped. All right, a lot of money given away in the Waikato this time yesterday. About two grand, I think, when Dan hit the streets. Yeah, it was fun giving it away. Right. Yeah, so it's all gone. No more money to start this morning.

Well, I'm just saying that as a reminder, just because if you are going to play, you either take the money that's offered to you by Yaz, it's yours, in your bank account, happy days, or you forego that amount and take the cash that is strapped to Dan. But knowing that he already gave away two grand yesterday and you're working on percentages, what's the chances he's got a lot of money strapped to him this morning?

I'm feeling generous because Tia, who we have on 0800 The Edge, morning, Tia, who we have on 0800 The Edge. Morning, Tia. Morning. The reason that you need money, it's tickled me, to be honest. Talk me through what you want the money for. So my boyfriend's birthday is coming up, and he is actually just been through ACL surgery.

So he really deserves something just like really, really nice and I just want to get him something nice for his birthday. Oh, that's lovely. Now the reason it's tickled me, Tia, is because my boyfriend has gotten me two birthday presents because we broke up,

you know, in the middle of our relationship and I actually missed his birthday. So my birthday's on Saturday. He's about to get me another present and I've never gotten him a present in our whole relationship. Well, that's just luck though,

isn't it, Pia? It is. But I just, I love your good girlfriend, girlfriend tia and i should learn something from you so i'm going to go very generous i'm going to do 350 bucks okay oh that's that's a nice offer it's a nice cute little offer yes cute uh or tia you could buy yourself a brand new boyfriend no no no what you could do is really go full in. What? No, no, no. What you could do is really go full in. I think you're really hard out with $350. Why give him a $350 gift when you could get him thousands of dollars?

Wait, wait. Okay, Tia, how long have you been dating? We've been dating seven years. Okay, that's good. All right, it's $350 on a gift for a seven-year relationship. That's pretty good. To be fair, the seven-year itch as well. So you want to really invest here because a lot of people don't make it to eight.

What's a seven-year itch? Oh, you've never been in a relationship long enough to know. But it can get dicey. Yeah. I think, yeah, a lot of the time, you know, things just get, you need to spice things up a little bit. Well, maybe you should take Dan's cash. I'm stressed for you.

No, $350 is a lot of money. What are you doing? Honestly, I think I'm going to take the $350 because I think I can get him something nice with that. And yeah. Thank you. Yeah, I love Dan. I think it's a good amount.

It's a good amount to go into the weekend. And you've got $350. I reckon get him a $250 gift and then have a little bit to yourself. Yeah, get yourself a coffee or something nice. Hey, do you want to find out what you could have won or would have won if you had gone with the money strapped to Dan? Yes. Yeah, you do.

I'm nervous for you, Tia. Okay. Okay, so $350 is locked in. That's going in your account. Okay, I'm going into the best now. I mean, let's just have a look. Oh, he looks worried. account. Okay, I'm going into the best now. I mean, let's just have a look. Oh, he looks worried.

No, what is she going to win? Dan, what? I can't believe this. No. Shut up. Is it a tiny amount? Please be a tiny amount for Tia's sake. Dan? It's not a tiny amount. It's the biggest amount we would have ever given away on cash-strapped. If you'd taken the money strapped to me, Tia, I'm so sorry to tell you, you would have gone home with $4,000.

No. Oh. Oh, my God. Well, it's okay. I'm honestly still happy with $350 because I had nothing before that. True. 100%. True. Remember the 350?

Yeah. Remember like 60 seconds ago? We were all like, good for you, babe. You know what they say with maths? 4,000 is pretty close to 350. I'm so sorry, T. I feel like I led you astray. Oh, you definitely did. Oh my gosh. Well, have a great birthday.

I mean, the thing is we don't know what's strapped to me. $4,000? What's your boyfriend's name? Cameron. Okay, well, hey, happy birthday, Cameron. You got $350 and a shout-out on the radio. Which, Tia, is $350 more than anyone else got trying to get through this morning? Yeah.

That's true, that's true. Thank you so, so much. Bye, Tia. That's also $306,000. $3,625. true, that's true. Thank you so, so much. Bye, Tia. That's also $306,000. $3,625. No, that's terrible math. I don't even know where you got the $25 from. Are you crying, Tia?

No, don't. No, no, no. Okay, good. She's been so gracious and awesome. Tia, you're like awesome. I can't believe that. Yeah, okay. We'll push on, eh?

Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. Listen up if you're a little sceptical about whether your new partner might cheat on you like your old one did. There is a defence lawyer who obviously, a divorce lawyer, sorry, who deals with a lot of marriage breakups.

Oh, that, no. Yeah, and they're always trying to go through who owns what and who gets what and all the rest of it. And she has compiled a list of the top three jobs that if your partner does, they will not cheat on you. Brilliant! Yeah.

Well, I'm so happy, because I thought you were gonna go for, like, the most cheating, and I was like, well, I can guess right now. Personal trainers? Yeah. Literally. Do you think so, personal trainers, because they're dealing with, like, really attractive people constantly? well, I can guess right now. Personal trainers? Yeah, literally. Do you think so, personal trainers, because they're dealing with really attractive people constantly? I know at least five personal trainers who have cheated.

Bloody hell. Crazy, eh? I don't think I know five personal trainers. Oh, yeah, well. I don't think I know one. I thought you'd be in better shape, yes, if you knew that many. Oh, good. Oh, my God. Wow.

Oh, that's shocking. Okay, so here we go. Let's find out what the occupations are. Does your partner do one of these three jobs? Number three, accountants. I think you're pretty safe with an accountant. I see a pretty common personality type. You should be good with no cheating with an accountant.

Okay, so she's done a safe one there. Like, you'd imagine that most accountants are pretty... A-type. Yeah, straight up the narrow, you know, very sort of don't risk anything. Morally quite, like, in line, yeah. Not a real sexy industry. Really? Not a lot of deadlifts and stuff being done in accounting. But, like, you never know.

Donkey kicks and stuff. I'm sorry, crunching numbers, that's something to me. Okay. You'd be one of the few. Okay, let's take a look at number two. If your partner's doing this job, very unlikely to be cheating on you. Number two, pharmacists. No cheating in pharmacy. Oh, really?

Just none? Just blank? Because they're not having partners. I always feel sorry for pharmacists, because you go in there and they do always quite often, I always feel sorry for pharmacists. Because you go in there and they do always quite often, I put my pharmacist I go to for my Ritalin. And she always seems a bit sad. Really?

Yeah, she's never very happy. Maybe it's just with you. Yeah, maybe she's just like, oh, he's just going. Bloody damn. God, he's annoying. Always talks about how he's on the radio and stuff. I've never mentioned it to her. You don't, right?

Okay. And what is the number one job that if your partner does this, they will not go out and cheat on you over the weekend? Number one. Here we go. If you are married to or in a relationship with a farmer, I predict no cheating will occur. Okay.

Yeah, because they're always working. And if they're not working, then what, do the cows explode with milk? Because they need to be milked all the time. I guess mostly clients are cows as well. So if they're not working, then what, do the cows explode with milk? Because they need to be milked all the time. I guess mostly clients are cows as well, so if they're cheating on them, one of those. Yeah, normally you're like isolated. And I feel like, you know, a good old Kiwi farmer, just to combine the two words, they're just good Samaritans. No, they just have no time to put themselves in a tempting situation.

I think they even work Christmas Day, or if they get one day off a year, it'll be Christmas, and then they're hanging out with family. And also, like, the amount of stuff that a wife does for a farmer as well. I think it's just, like, such a teamwork situation. Well, Amy's gone against the grain. She's text through saying, almost every cheater I know is a farmer.

Oh. Oh. So, conspiracy. Well, that was an American as well. I wonder if it's more like Okay, yeah Are the stats the same in New Zealand Or do you know a cheating accountant

Pharmacist Or farmer Yeah I guess I guess when you're on the farm If you're always working It's a pretty good excuse to be like I was working late

But like, why are you in the tracks? You've got an alibi Yeah, you're always working way out on the farm somewhere. So you've taken your

like a tractor and you've pulled up to your side missus house in your tractor. You're not

taking the tractor, that's a slow getaway. Hold on, that's Gary's tractor in Linda's driveway.

Why? What's he doing in there? Oh, oh, oh, gosh. Okay, I do know a

farmer who's a cheater. Someone's just texted. Maybe farms are closer together in there? Oh, oh, oh, gosh. Okay. I do know a farmer who's a cheater. Someone's just texted. Maybe farms are closer together in New Zealand. I mean, farming is the perfect, as I said before, the alibi. Wait, there are so many farmers being texted. Brooke says, hi, accountant here. I've just pulled up to the gym.

Do you have a personal trainer? Or do you have five? Like, yes. Okay. If you're calling the science or the study BS and you know a cheating accountant, pharmacist or

farmer, let us know. At the moment, the only ones that seem safe are maybe the pharmacists. I think I'll be shocked if there's a cheating pharmacist. Yeah, because they're counting pills all day. Yeah, and that's busy. Busy work. Right, we had a divorce lawyer jump online and say that these are the three occupations

that if your partner does this for a job, they have almost a 0% chance of cheating. They are an accountant, a pharmacist, and farmers. That's crazy, that 0% chance. Like, surely not. I will say this. Farmers is coming through a lot as people knowing them as cheaters. Well, that 0% chance. Like, surely not. I will say this, farmers is coming through a lot as people knowing them as cheaters.

There's always exceptions to every rule. I know, but this seems like crazy. It's like almost like farmers should be on one of the top lists. Maybe that's just in New Zealand. But let's go to, I'm just going to say, oh, no, we can say it.

Kay. Hi, Kay. Hi, Kay. Hi Hi how are you? Good Really good So you have an inside knowledge of the accounting

world Yes I do Okay what's going on in there because they're supposed to be one of the occupations safe from cheating

Well no you've got a lot of again the atmosphere is right you've got a lot of, again, the atmosphere is right. You've got a lot of, um, late-night meetings, client meetings. Um, you have a lot of social life as well. You have a lot of parties. Wait, so, Kay, are you an accountant?

Yes. Oh, how many times have you cheated? Not coming out. Oh, my God, so it's at least once, maybe? Yeah, the answer would be I've never. Otherwise, if you were to say never, then I'm assuming it's at least once. I'm sorry, that's confirmation that there are cheating in accountants. Thanks for speaking up.

If you're an accountant, you're always running numbers and stats and percentages. Maybe you're like, the chances of me being caught here are pretty unlikely. But also as well, I wonder whether because you're doing such a boring job on the face value, you're doing a job that's quite mundane compared to other jobs,

maybe you're wanting to do something a little bit risky outside of your work. Cheating is one of those things. Someone else said, my old boss on a dairy farm was caught doing something in the milking shed with one of the workers. So far, pharmacists...

They shouldn't have been. ...are safe. Pharmacists are safe. Stacey, you are, you know, like, saying that they are, right? I would say, no, they probably don't cheat. No, they don't cheat. I think that most pharmacists are probably caring good people.

I don't know if it's just that you probably don't really work alongside or have opportunities to cheat as a pharmacist, or whether it's more just that you are usually good people. But from what I've seen, I haven't really actually known any of my pharmacy colleagues to have cheated. Now, Stacey, this is actually crazy because there are two other people called Stacey who have texted our show,

and they have said, the cheating pharmacist in my town was not just a cheat, he was the cheat, notorious. And now he's over the hill, sad and alone. Jesus. He probably got some medication for that that I'm sure he can probably source. Oh, no, don't promote that. was the cheat. Notorious. And now he's over the hill, sad and alone. Jeez. They've probably got some medication for that that I'm sure he can probably source. Oh, no, don't promote that.

So what it sounds like she's saying is he was just doing to everybody that was coming into the pharmacy. That's crazy. I was going to say we had time for one more, but I think they got scared and dropped off. Oh. The one about the farm? British Car's going to maybe just try and get them back home?

I mean, taking into account all the texts and all the feedback we've got over the phones and stuff, farmers are by far and away the most cheating. Like, honestly, there's probably about 20 plus texts, maybe even 50, saying farmers, I've been treated by a farmer, my husband's a farmer, he's cheated. It's crazy. Some of the texts are saying there's a lot of milking going on in the

farm world. And it's not all the kind that gets picked up by Tararua. It's not all in the milking shed. Hey, that's... I'm a divorce lawyer, this person says. And I can tell you that everybody cheats. No, don't say that. Cheating is just my

least favourite thing. It's so upsetting. Okay, Anonymous, we're really going to quickly go to you. Oh, they're back. Anonymous, what happened? Have you been cheated on? Yeah, kind of. Kind of. Okay, your partner was a farmer?

Yeah, he is. Still is. He had a lot of time on his phone sitting in the tractor and out fencing and a lot of cheating going on behind the scenes on that phone, get a phone, hide the phone.

Oh my gosh, so you went through his phone, he's on the tractor, and you've seen the cheating. That's, yeah. That breaks my heart. Yeah, it's not all farmers though, is it? It's like any industry, but I'd imagine maybe. Farmers, man, I really thought we were going to

shout you out this morning and it turns out you got polled on. My bad. Yeah. My bad. Working with all the girls that are on the farm.

Meanwhile, all the personal trainers are like, phew, dodged a bullet. Yeah, no, you're still cheaters, mate, and I know, I see you. I've seen no personal trainer come through.

Clint, Megan, Dan, Spinky Boo. Got some mail yesterday. It's always fun when you get mail at work, hey, and I know. I see you. I've seen no personal trainer come through. Clint, Megan, Dan, Spinky Boo. Got some mail yesterday. It's always fun when you get mail at work, hey, because you get an email that says there's mail here for you. Oh, it's an exciting time. I've just... Who sent me something?

How exciting. And so I went through to the mail room, Yaz, and there was a little package, and in it I opened with no note, no explanation, no sender address, no information at all, just a book called So You Think You Know About Diplodocus. Ooh, and is it part of a series?

I don't know. I think it is because if you look on the back, it's So You Think You Know About Dinosaurs. So I feel like the whole series is like all the different dinosaurs. Oh, yeah, so there's another one that's Do You Think You Know About Tyrannosaurus Rex? And then there's another one, Do You do you think you know about Tyrannosaurus Rex? And then there's another one,

do you think you know about Triceratops? So this is a whole book just about the Diplodocus, the long-necked herbivore dinosaur. And that's actually probably an avid listener of this show who's seen that and instantly thought of a Dan's diary entry. Actually, one of my favourites as well. When Dan decided to do his high school speech on dinosaurs. And I think the reason I've sent it is because maybe that speech was not very factually correct. No.

We figured out. And when Dan's mum decided to do that thing that all parents do where they go, all right, I've got all your crap in my house. What do you want me to do with it? I'm going to bin it or you can have it back. Dan went through those diaries and we found an old speech that Dan did back in the day on dinosaurs. I wish I'd had this book then.

And I think it's nice to take a trip back down memory lane and play it. Okay. Diplodocus. Brilliant. T-Rex. Brachiosaur. I bet you didn't recognise a word I just said. Ha ha ha!

16 in one! I bet you didn't recognise a word I just said. Ha, ha, ha. 16 years old. No, I am not speaking Mandarin. Oh, Dan. Bloody hell. I'm talking dinosaurs. Oh, God. What did you think? People would be like, is this Chinese?

I've never heard these words before. Let's do another language. Imagine having your skull ripped open as you scream for mercy. Oh, God. An adolescent raptor has just hunted you down and your life is over. This was an everyday occurrence in the Dark Ages. Actually, I don't think it was. I think it's the Roman time.

Do you know what I think? The dinosaurs were well extinct before they came in and they showed up. Keep in mind, I'd left this to the last minute. Some dinosaurs, like the Triceratops, are loving creatures.

They don't eat other animals. But if you are a leaf, you better look out. Some dinos eat 1,000 leaf a day. I didn't read it like this. You didn't do it right. Leaf or leaves? Leaf.

Yeah, well, she's reading it like you wrote it. Thank you. Some of us only know dinosaurs from movies like Jurassic Park or Land Before Time. People are watching and going, is this a Chinese film? What is this? I don't understand any of what's going on here. asset park or land before time. People are watching and going, is this a Chinese film? What is this? I don't understand any of what's going on here. So thank you to,

it turns out, Stacey who sent me through this book. She's claimed ownership of the gift. Why didn't you put a message in there, Stacey? I just wanted to sort of catch you off guard a little bit and just, yeah, I didn't want to. I just wanted to see where you were taken. I was stoked when you said you were going to put it on air. So, yeah, I saw it and I was like, this is gangly B.

Well, look, I will cherish this book forever. I wish you'd put a little note in there saying it was from you. It's very good. It's got lots of facts about Diplodocus that I should have had about 15 years ago when I wrote that speech. Stacey, I wish more. You must listen to the show a lot to not only remember that episode, but be listening when we

just randomly start talking about this gift. True. Oh, honestly. And it's not secondhand, Dan. I bought that with my money. Brand new, mate. Brand new. You are so awesome. Dan's diary segment, literally hands down, best radio. Honestly, brand new. Oh, you are so awesome. No, that Dan's Diary segment, literally, hands down, best radio. Honestly, so good.

Thanks, Stace. Stace, I love, you know, when people sing our praises, so I'm going to reward you for that, and I'm going to send you a voucher, go spend in the store at Zed. Yeah, it really strokes Clint's ego. Yeah. It really does. He loves it.

If you're buying us gifts, we should repay the favour. So thanks, Stace. Oh, thank you. Love you gifts, we should repay the favour. So thanks, Stacey. Oh, thank you. Love you guys. Yeah, I love you. We love and appreciate you. We'll skid that out to you. You have a bloody good weekend.

People like Stacey, they're just like soul to the earth, amazing people. The world needs more people like Stacey. I saw that and thought of you. What the heck? I love that. It's going straight on my bookshelf. The Clint, Meg and Dan Podcast. New music, Friday.

What is said at the end of that? Welcome to the fact that we got it. Right. No, I don't know. No, I don't think it's that. Because I still have no idea. Yeah, I don't know. One more time, because I still don't know.

I have no idea. Yeah, I don't know. One more time, because I still don't know. I have no idea. One, two, three, four. New music, Friday. Brand new. Walk and turn at the vibe that we got it. Walking to the vibe that we got it. I think we're just making it up and speculating at this point. I don't know.

It is a huge day for new music. And I'm excited. Brand new new Fisher. He was in the country a couple of months ago, like performed sold-out gigs in Christchurch and in Auckland, and this new track from him is called Stay. Oh, I like that. Woo!

It's clean, it's Fisher. Woo! It's clean. It's fishing. Not a real fisherman, no. No, but is he the one we interviewed and he was pretty chill? No, no. That's Wilkinson. Oh, that was Wilkinson. Fish is the one that goes...

He's the opposite of chill. Oh, okay. Yeah. Morgan Wallen also has a new track. It is called I'm a Little Crazy, which I would agree with. Oh, won't you get to know me? track. It is called I'm a Little Crazy, which I would agree with. I'm a coyote in a field of wolves. I mean, it's hard.

You've put him right after Fisher, so you've kind of done him a little dirty. The lyrics also. I'm a coyote. But some become the devil. I like it. He is good, eh? And it sucks

because I love his music. I just don't like him as a person. Yeah, he's done some bad stuff, hasn't he? Yeah, but it's funny because all of his tracks now, it's like

I'm a little crazy. His other track is called I'm the Problem. It's like, good. He's got some self-reflection. He's doing some therapy and the guy's going, hey, hey, hey,

let's turn that finger around and point it back at yourself for the next album, eh, buddy? We have a new album from Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco. One of the songs I thought was really good from that is Younger and Hotter Than Me. That's what it sounds like. For thinking you were different

Wish I never loved you Damn. We're different. We're so not alone. Damn. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, Selena is like, she used to be the most followed person in the world. She's up there. I think Christiana Ronaldo took a spot and there's a few others in there. So she has a huge fan base. I don't know, it just doesn't sort of...

That's yawn fest to me. Yeah, I don't get the hype. Well, the album's called I Said I Love You First, and a lot of the songs sound like that. I think she's trying to be a bit Billie. But also, she doesn't need to release an album that has like 10 pop bangers on it. If she wants to release an album like that,

then cool, cool for her. The last one, I saved this till last because Dan, I think you're going to like this. It's new, Jonah's Brothers. This is called Love Me To Heaven.

Oh, I don't feel like church on Sunday. Jonah? Oh, you have Hillsong covering this one. I like it. Here's the thing about Jonas Brothers, they're that band that you like, you don't want to like them. But then you're like,

my butter, I like this. And they're full zeros, so good. Yeah. You know what I'm thinking? I'm thinking a hit the spot challenge could be quite good to this song. Because you're good at the falsetto, Dan. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, it's a pretty fast one. It'd be tricky to do. But if there's anyone that can do it. Yeah, that's my pick of the week. Okay, Dan. Come on. My pick is Fisher, to be honest. I think that was a solid week.

Apart from that yawn fest from Selena, but yeah. All right, cool. Coming up next, Yaz has got a scandal for us. Yes, the video that went uber viral with Elon Musk reposting it, a lot of chat online with this girl saying, I got cheated on.

I'm hot and I got cheated on. I'm hot and I got cheated on. Cheating happening to hot people? What's happening in the world in 2025? Well,

she's spoken about that video and the place that she was in at that spot and I think it's interesting to be honest. Hey,

can we get the new Joe's Brothers song on in full sometime before 10 o'clock? That's actually quite catchy. Music Man, Phippsie? Just throwing that out.

I know he listens to the shows. Oh, he's doing a... He doesn't like it. He's not a Jonas fan. That's actually quite catchy. Music Man, Fipsy. Just throwing that out. I know he listens to the shows. Oh, he's doing a... He doesn't like it. He's not a Jonas fan. He's doing it like a shoulder shrug, head side to side. He's one of those people

that doesn't want it, but he likes it. Clint, Megan, Dan. Stinky boo. Clint, Megan, Dan. Scandal. Now, Caroline Lusk. It might ring a bell to you.

She was the girl who posted this video on TikTok. It was quite a while ago, almost a year ago. Honestly, it got so much attention. Elon Musk had a lot of things to say about it. Weird. Look, he always has things to say about it. Did it have anything to do with him, though?

Nothing to do with him. But he was tweeting being like this egotistical girl, all this kind of stuff. No, he was exing. Oh, sorry. It's not called Twitter anymore and he owns it so he wouldn't appreciate you saying he was tweeting. But it did get a lot, a lot

of hate. I'll play you this clip. You probably heard it and you probably know why it got hate. I've been cheated on. I don't have the beauty filter on and these are my real eyes and I've been cheated on. If you've been cheated on and you feel insecure, it's never about you because I've been cheated on. Surely it can't be's never about you. Because I've been cheated on.

Surely it can't be about me. You might be thinking, well, maybe her personality sucks. No, unfortunately not. I'm hilarious and incredibly smart. And I got cheated on. I thought it was like a joke, like a tongue-in-cheek kind of thing. It was. It's complete satire.

Yeah, it is. But a lot of people on the internet I just don't think are smart enough to understand satire. Yeah, it is. But a lot of people on the internet, I just don't think are smart enough to understand satire. It's like they're too angry as, like, online trolls that they can't actually get rid of the anger mist to know when people are just having a laugh. Yeah, and, like, granted, she is a beautiful girl. She truly is. And I think that's probably where a lot of the anger comes from

because they're all just like, oh, well, of course she thinks that. Like, she's beautiful or whatever. But, like, honestly, she's deleted the video since. The comment section was disgusting. Oh, who cares? Just turn comments off. Yeah, no, but, like, deleted the video since. The comment section was disgusting. Oh, who cares? Just turn comments off. Yeah, no, but like, you know,

it's just one of those things. She, now all this time later, has spoken about that time and she's kind of laughing about it, being like, oh my gosh, if only you guys had known. That video came to be so funny to me because so many people hate me.

Like, so many conservative men, really. But also like just a lot of random people have such a weird perception of me because so many people hate me like so many conservative men really but also like just a lot of random people have such a weird perception of me because of that video like they're like god she's so cocky she's so self-obsessed she's so narcissistic imagine liking yourself this much god forbid i had been on a higher floor in that hotel room like y'all i was doing so bad and she's just being like honestly i'd just been cheated on. Like, I was doing so badly. It was a funny video I posted and then boom. Like crazy. I don't understand why it's like such a bad thing

to think that you're actually pretty awesome. And I think in New Zealand especially that whole tall poppy thing. I understand there's a difference between confidence and arrogance. But so often we're all questioning everything we do and are we good enough and imposter syndrome and then you get someone

who actually even though she was joking but if in real life she really did think that highly of herself good for her she's living life and she knows

what she is worth and maybe she thinks she's worth a little more than she is but who cares it's like good for her I think it's a big problem in the world as well

but in New Zealand it's really prevalent we talked about it earlier this week with Liam Lawson, Formula One driver. Who had a surprise, surprise, a shocking race in Melbourne. Because he's a rookie and he's not experienced. And people absolutely ripped him to shreds on social media. And it happens so much in all walks of life.

Yeah, literally. I think it's because there's a lot of anger in the world at the moment as well. And so people are just taking it out on other people on social. But isn't it funny when we talk about mental health and we're always like, oh, you know, we're always there for everyone. But then if they get too confident and they actually are doing really well to the point that they think they're pretty awesome, we've got to be like, whoa, whoa. Yeah, yeah, come back down. This is a really fine line that we have to sit in. There's a ceiling on that confidence.

Come on. But I'm honestly here to say let's normalise that kind of like chat, not being a joke. Like say you love yourself. Say you think you're awesome and hot and cool because you are. Let's be honest. You know?

Love it. And go Liam Lawson this weekend in China, Shanghai. Come on. We're behind you. 8pm Sunday. Yeah, 8pm Sunday, the race. 8pm Saturday night for the qualifying if you want to watch it.

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