The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW # 483 The Greatest Complement Ever!

Episode Date: March 25, 2025

What would AI say about today's show.....Well, here ya go. The Clint Meghan Dan Podcast - Messy Mornings, Playful Banter, and Surprising Challenges In this episode of The Clint Meghan Dan Podcast, the trio kicks off with cheerful greetings and humorous comments about various New Zealand towns. The show includes witty banter about 'Hump Day,' unexpected moments, and new challenges. Meghan and Clint share hilarious personal anecdotes, with Meghan recounting a public toilet mishap involving her daughter and Clint discussing gym crushes. The team also delves into the topic of relationship intimacy, bringing in relationship expert Erica from 'A Little Nudge' for advice. They explore psychological traits related to various professions and engage in playful activities, reflecting their dynamic and engaging personalities throughout. The podcast provides a mix of lighthearted entertainment, practical advice, and insightful conversations. 00:00 Podcast Introduction and Greetings00:10 Morning Banter and Local Shoutouts00:39 Hump Day Conversations01:31 Cash Draft Anticipation02:33 Throwback Song Guessing Game06:04 Toilet Training Tales08:52 Scandal with Meg: John Lithgow as Dumbledore12:46 Listener Interaction: First-Time Caller Stevie16:58 The Big Bang: Reigniting Intimacy28:43 Defending Liam Lawson and Taylor Swift34:20 Listener Defenses: Alice Cooper and More35:24 Defending Celebrities: Chloe Kardashian and More36:54 Taylor Swift: Love or Hate?41:32 Psychopathic Jobs: Who's on the List?01:03:43 Wonderful Wednesday: Surprising Devin01:08:28 Dan's Google Search History Revealed

This is a podcast from Rover. Welcome to the podcast equivalent of a You Up text. Messy, slightly regrettable, but you'll still come back for more. This is the Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Good morning everyone. Christchurch, New Plymouth, Hamilton, Marlborough, Napier, Parmy, Invercargill, Nelson, Roto-Vegas, Wings Town, Whangarei, Wellington, Connors, Gizzy. Didn't know you existed out of summer.

Oh, yeah, guys. Yeah, it was freedom for R&V. Don't wait to see you on the hill. Yeah, whatever, mate. We'll see you in December. But for now, we've got these. Wait, is he talking about us? Oh, come on.

That can't be us, surely. Okay, one more try. Come on. It's Clint Magentad. Kia ora, good morning. Six o'clock Wednesday. Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Good to be here. Wednesday o'clock Wednesday. Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome.

Good to be here. Wednesday, hump day. Mixed skin, new face on. Excuse me, I didn't know that was my turn to talk. Sorry, when Dan says hump day, is that, oh, that's where the lady goes? I think we were like, I've had a turn, Dan's had a turn. Sorry, it's my turn to say something. My turn.

Sorry, I was pulling my hair for a minute. It wasn't the greatest pass from them to be there. Thank you. It was a really shoddy pass. I had no idea that was coming for me. To be fair, I was just standing there. I'm like, wait, is that for me? It's like when you're watching a game and the ball goes flying past one of the players

and he looks at him and goes, shit, was that for you? That was nowhere near me. I had no idea that was for me. That was nowhere near me. I had no idea that was for me. Okay, here you go. And coming to you, Meg. Whoosh. Hub day.

Already said that. Damn. Fumbled it. How are you feeling with cash trapped in an hour? I'm looking forward to the day that Meg just throws out a figure

where everyone goes, whoa, whoa. Whoa, she has put her cards on the table. I'm looking forward to that day too, Clint, where I could do it and not actually get, you know, kept behind by the boss. Will she go rogue and do whatever she wants at seven?

Probably not. Actually, not a lot of cash given away yesterday, Dan. And what's still there? Oh, yeah, $25 at one point, wasn't it? That was a shocker. That lady was not happy. She was very, very sad. Yeah, she did that thing where she was like, thank you.

And you're like, ooh, that's not a happy thank you. She talked me up twice, I think. She was offered $300. It was her money. Yeah, true. She gave it back. That's how the game goes sometimes. And then Dan's also thrown out $4,000 which people have passed on.

I think the most I've given away is about $1,500. Is that right? Yeah. I think the most I've given away is about $1,500. Is that right around there? Yeah, yeah. I think mine is $400. Okay, mate. We're going to up your game at $700. Okay.

Let's do it. Let's make it a big day. Come on. Okay. Come on. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. About to get into a 6 a.m. throwback

to get you excited for your Wednesday. Love these. Love these. My groceries inspired this one. Your what? My grocery inspired song. Does that give you any clues? Let me see, let me see.

There's not many songs that I guess could be grocery inspired if you think about food songs. It could be, yeah, anything to do with something you'd buy at the supermarket. Yes. Hold on, let me Google food songs. Yeah, go on. See what have we got here. Okay.

I'm running down the aisles. The ketchup song. It's not that. Yeah, it's not that. It's not the ketchup song. Food songs. I'm struggling to think of food songs. Well, that's one.

There's ketchup. Pour some sugar on me, Def Leppard. Oh, that's a goodie. I did buy some sugar, Clint. Oh. But that is not the song. Milky Chance. Milky Chance.

Stolen Dance. Love that song. That is a good song. American Pie. Ooh, did it get pie this week, Clint? No. Oh, what about Cherry Pie? She's my cherry pie.

No pie. It's a real stripper song, that one. What about that one that goes, Honey, honey, honey, I got love in my tummy. No. No, that one, a little old, I thought. Right. A little old, probably, even for this.

Yes. No, I did end up buying some spreads. Oh, so honey. Honey's a spread. You're close. The closest way. Okay, okay. Nutella.

I did end up buying some spreads. I don't think there's a song called Nutella, but there is a song called, say it with me, Peanut Butter and Jelly. Peanut Butter and Jelly. Peanut Butter and Jelly. Never heard of it. Never heard of it. Come on, you know this song. Yeah, I've heard of the spread. It reminds jelly. Peanut butter and jelly. Never heard of it. Never heard of it.

Come on, you know this song. Yeah, I've heard of the spread. It reminds me of The Edge a lot. We actually, one of the first big promos we did was a camp, and this was the rap video for it with the song. Oh, a camp world. The very first one, I think. Okay.

Peanut butter jelly. You will know as soon as it starts here. It's hard not to dance to this one. Enjoy. Here we go. This is your 6am throwback. Thank you Meg on the edge. At the Chateau

visualising Clint, Meg and Dan. Let's go. It is your 6am throwback. Galantis, peanut butter jelly on the edge. 10 past 6,

Clint, Meg and Dan. First listen for Dan. I've never heard that in my life. Were you not at the edge when that came out? No, I think I was at another radio station

called The Rock. Oh, that was big. I loved it. I was listening to him pour some sugar on me there. Yeah, if think I was at another radio station called The Rock. Oh, that was big. I loved it. I was listening to it to pour some sugar on me there. Yeah, if we're in food songs. But yeah, that's a great track.

Yeah, it goes on. It got me up. It goes on. I wonder what Galantis is up to. They were like, to me, the sound of the 2010s. Yeah, they had a couple

of big hits. Yeah, they did. They did. But yeah, you're right. I don't know if they're still like hitting. Yeah, and then every time you ask me, you're like, what are they doing? Within're still hitting. Yeah, and then every time you ask Meg,

you're like, what are they doing? Within about eight seconds, she can find out exactly what they last posted, what they're doing. And sometimes they're always up to stuff. Well, a lot of the times they're up to stuff. Yeah, we asked her before about another artist and she said she's just sitting on a chair with her dog.

Three days ago, Babs Driesen. Yeah, that's right. Galantis at the moment, still releasing music. A day ago, they were posting links to new songs. Oh, see?

They're still going. Meg, I reckon if she was in a radio, it could be a private detective. Yeah, you'd be great. Especially with like, people who are pretending to be someone that are not on social media.

I tried to find someone recently and it has killed me a little bit that I haven't been able to. I will, I haven't given up though. Yeah. So I'll keep digging. I'd love to do that.

Yeah. I'd be here with someone that investigates like dark skeletons in people's closets. But I don't know what other stuff. The gross stuff though. When you find it out, you're like,

gotcha. Yeah. But then the worst part of that job would be going to the client's house and then having to relay that information and like rocking their world. I just realised the intern to do that. Everyone that information and like rocking their wheels. I just realised everyone's a liar and stuff.

I took Daisy out my daughter, sorry my three year old daughter to a park yesterday and we're in the process still of doing toilet training. She's doing very well, especially with wheeze. The reason why it's being delayed though is you may have missed Meg did the poo monster

and it's a little monster that you put around the toilet and you're meant to put the poop in his mouth. He was horrified. I wouldn't want to poop in that monster's mouth. That's the cutest monster you've ever seen. We joke about that, but we literally got Kindy saying to us the other day, saying she keeps saying this monster in the toilet.

And I was like, oh, crap. That's my fault. Yeah, that's us. We've done that. So now we're trying to work around that. Couldn't you do like the, I don't know, do like the cute little butterfly who eats your poo? Yeah, could's us. We've done that. So now we're trying to work around that. Couldn't you do like the, I don't know, do like the cute little butterfly who eats your poo? Yeah, could have done that.

Could have, but now it's, I don't know if she thinks the butterfly will be eaten by the monster. It's a whole thing. True. It's a whole thing. But she's doing wheeze great. Anyway, we just ran to the public toilet. Who eats the wheeze?

Luckily, that is just like standard toilet behavior. Okay. We went to the bathroom. She's been very good at telling us. And I don't share too much about my daughter, Daisy, but she is very affectionate is a good word for it. She's extremely friendly to the point of like almost worrying. I have to have that talk with her one day

that strangers don't want cuddles and stuff. And that is probably a worry. But it's very innocent, very innocent. She's a three-year-old innocent girl. She won't get it. And as I was locking the door, one of those doors, you know if it says, you have to stand there and wait for it to go, and then you can lock it. Oh, yeah.

The public toilets. Yeah, yeah. But you know, you have to literally wait for the door to shut instead of being like, okay, I just want to lock it once this door shuts. And as I was waiting for the door to shut slowly in my face, I heard my daughter say, oh, thank you, toilet. And I thought, oh, that's nice. She's being polite.

And I turned around and lo and behold, she's kissing the public toilet seat. Oh, yes. Now that's a lesson she could learn straight away. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, goodness. Yep, my husband from across the park heard me like yelling and obviously thought something was away. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ooh, goodness. Yep. My husband from across the park heard me, like, yelling and obviously thought something was wrong.

Yeah. She's like, I should be scared of the toilet again. I know, I know. But I can't freak her out because we're just getting through it. Kids just do whatever they want. It's a lovely toilet. We are thankful that we can go to the bathroom. We don't need to kiss it. It's a public park toilet. Oh, my God. We were at the park the other day with my one-year-old son,

and he tried to stick his finger up a dog's bum. So, like, the dog came over to, like, see it and he just went straight for his bum. This is what happens when children have children. Yeah, true.

Clint, Meg and Jan. Spinky Boo. Candle with Meg. In Scandal, we have John Lithgow, which is

the man from, honestly, I don't know why but Third Rock is the only show I know of he's done a lot of movies in his time he played Winston Churchill

most recently I guess in The Crown he's been in Cliffhanger a massive huge movie from the 90s he plays Lord Farquaad forgive me princess for startling you

but you startled me for I have never seen such a radiant beauty before. I'm dying. I never ever put those two together. That to me was Lord Farquaad and now I've just clipped that's John. It's so bizarre now that it's like full circle. I'm just looking through, Meg, his IMDb

like his past movies. He does a lot of cartoon voicing. He's been in The Simpsons numerous times. Who has he done? Just a random extra. I don't know. I didn'tons numerous times. Who has he done? Or just random? Just a random like extra. I don't know. I didn't recognise the name. But he's done lots of cartoons. Yeah, like multiple

different little cartoons I've never heard of. Such a defining voice. Yeah, and that's why I think you can only do one big character. That's true. Like you do a Woody

or a Buzz or Lord Farquaad because it feels like once you do one like that it's hard to keep jumping around. Well, he has taken on the role of Dumbledore. I

enjoy this casting. I think it's really good. I don't enjoy, I think, Snape's casting. Some of the I think are kind of questionable, but have a listen to why he went with the role. I have a lot of catching up to do. I don't know the Harry Potter canon by heart as

98% of the entire world's population seems to. It was a huge decision because it involves the next several years of my life and I'm not young. I mean, this is the last big role I'll probably play. I was a huge admirer of Michael Gambon. I never met him, but I always kind of idolised him. And Michael Gambon and I happened to have the same birthday. So I thought that was a kind of wizard-like touch. Do you guys know who Michael Fassbender is, if I say that name? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

People on Reddit are hoping that he's going to be Voldemort. Oh, yeah, I think he'd be quite good. He's got a similar ilk to, is it Ray Fiennes, who plays the original Dumbledore? Yeah, I believe so. He's a British actor. Is he? Oh, John Lithgow. I just did a Google.

He's 80 this year. Yeah, he's quite old. Because when he said, I'm not young anymore, I was like, jeez, I wouldn't have put him at 80. Yeah, he said he'll be 87 at the Rat Party. Wow. That's how long this show's going to be taking. HBO's going to put a series.

Yeah, I guess that's probably right there. Maybe it is his last, like... Yeah. How much longer do you keep working into your 90s? So Michael Fassbender, it says he's German-Irish. So, yeah, so I'd imagine he'd be quite good as... And who's the person who's in Star Trek or Star Wars? Adam Driver.

I think he should be Snape, personally. Oh, yeah. I mean, to me, that is Snape. Right, that is Snape, Adam Driver. Yeah, I don't think that's been officially announced. No, definitely not. Who is playing Snape. It's just going to be John Lithgow at the moment.

That is the latest in Scandal. Make sure you have a wonderful Wednesday. You can send us, make sure somebody in your life gets a wonderful Wednesday by texting the word wonderful to 3343 and nominating them. The ones that are going to be most controversial in that series is obviously Harry and that group. Do you think so? I mean, obviously, clearly, I can get my head around them being whatever,

but to me, Snape is the driver. He's perfect. He's got the look. Everything about him. No prosthetics needed. Oh, that's not nice. Clint, Meg and Dan. Getting to know everyone that listens to our show nice and early,

a little more intimately, one question at a time. Oh, and it's a good one this morning. Stevie's a first-time caller. Hit it. For the first time in forever. Hello, stranger. For the first time. G'day, Stevie.

Good morning. Wow. So wait, how long have you been listening for if this is the first time you've picked up the phone and called us? My listening journey goes back to the JJ, Mike and Dom day. Oh, she's an OG. And you've never called. My God. Yeah.

So why today? Well, I don't know. I'm on the road heading to South Island Field Days in Canterbury. Awesome. And I thought, why not? Good on you. Oh, my God, how funny is that? That, like, Stevie, after all these years you've listened,

and there would have been things you connected with more or something that related to you more, but for some reason your brain's pathway, like, Let's do something different. did something different this morning. How funny, how cool. Okay. Good on you, Stevie. Well, Stevie sells electricity.

She drives a Zuzu, a Zuzu MUX. Okay. Well, Stevie sells electricity. She drives a Zuzu? A Zuzu MUX? Okay. Oh, I love her. Okay, so she sells electricity. I'm guessing she works for like an energy company, like Mercury Energy or something. Yeah, yeah, something like that.

Contact. Contact Energy. I prefer Contact. Interesting. I work for a little local retailer here in Tenebrae. Okay. So I'm trying to keep the big guys on their toes. Okay.

All right. I've got my question for Stevie. So the game plays like, I'm going to ask a question. Stevie, you think about your answer, but we answer on your behalf. Okay. And the question this morning is, I just heard that you're going to Field Days. I've been to Field Days before, but the one in the North Island.

What do you think is Stevie's favourite stand? Stevie's favourite stand at the field days? Yeah. Oh, I reckon she... Would she like, she's like, oh, I'm going to go to that spot. Yeah, is she going to check out the cars? Is she going to do the...

There was a cheese stand when I was in the North Island one. A lot of good food ones. Is that where you're going to lock in, like a cheese? You know what, I am going to say that Stevie's going to be like, oh, I'll go and get the cheese samples, yeah. Okay, good, so you're locking in in because I say food is a huge, it's a wide net. So you've got to be specific.

Specifically, she wants to go to the cheese stand. Okay. Clint, you go second because I always seem to go second. I feel like you get handicapped because of that. Okay. Hmm. I think Stevie really enjoys getting in the largest tractor and getting a photo as high up as she can.

She's like, oh, I thought the Isuzu was pretty high up. The cab up here, Jesus, the people look like ants from up here. I was going to say getting in the tractors, but then I thought, I don't know if that is Stevie. So I'm going to lock in. She likes watching the machinery being used, more specifically the wood chopping. I think she likes seeing some of that,

you know, the guys using the machinery there. What about wood chopping? Don't they just do that all by hand? No, God, no, Clint. There's machinery. Doing the axe chopping, shirtless, and smashing wood. Who's that guy you follow on Instagram, Meg, that does that? Thor.

Yeah, that's right. His name's Thor. Oh, it's not actually Thor. Yeah, that's right. His name's Thor. Oh, it's not actually Thor. No, his name's Thor. And he just chops wood. I followed him too. I get it. As a straight man, I still get it.

You still get it. There's nothing hotter than wood chopping, whether it's machinery or not. All right, Stevie, where are you heading for field days today? I think I'll be heading to the demo area. Oh, the demo area. What is that? Who won? Well, that's it.

Dan's on the right track. Oh, Dan won. Yes, yeah, demoing stuff. You know what else? There'll be tractors and all the cool things. Yeah, but you're not getting in them, Jesus. Are you getting in the tractor? Nah.

All right. Hey, live your life. You've never called us before Who knows today might be the day You're just doing all sorts of wild stuff Yeah and go and check out that cheese stand Stevie It's good stuff You know what Stevie

Speaking of demonstrations Last time I went to the field days A couple of years ago The Hamilton ones There was an automated milking machine That milks it like hands free So you don't even need The cows get milked

Without even touching them Now that is cool Well unless you're a farmer And then you realise You're being replaced by robots Like, hands-free. So you don't even need, the cows get milked without even touching them. Now, that is cool. Well, unless you're a farmer, and then you realise you're being replaced by robots. Oh, but then you can be doing other stuff. You don't have to pay robots. Hey, Stevie, we'll get a voucher out to you so you can get yourself free coffee for the rest of the week.

At Zed, you can download the Zed app today to enjoy your generous welcome to Zed Rewards, Terms Apply. Coming up on the show next, you may not have even heard us talk about this, the Big Bang. A working title. A working title. Yeah. Yeahs apply. Coming up on the show next, you may not have even heard us talk about this, the Big Bang. A working title. A working title.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Because I don't know if that's, is that the name? What are we going to do? No, I think I like it. And it coincides with the beginning of the earth. Okay, let's discuss the Big Bang, what it is, and if the name is going to stick or not. Clint, Meg and Dan.

Yeah, a working title. We really need to figure out the name, going to stick or not. Clint, Meg and Dan. Yeah, I'm working tired and we really need to figure out the name, The Big Bang. I like The Big Bang because it sort of explains it, but at the same time... We could end up using it because nothing else is really stuck,

but somebody sent in an anonymous DM saying that they had lost the spark a little bit and intimacy with their long-term, otherwise happy relationship and they wanted to know if they were alone in it and that's when we found out they definitely weren't. And here are some of the people that have

talked on the issue. Just interestingly enough though, everyone wanted the voice disguiser. Like talking about intimacy. Maybe because it's a two player thing and they're speaking on a subject that also involves their partner so respectfully they want to remain anonymous so that's fine. We just wanted to hear your thoughts on it.

Yeah, so we plan weekends away like two or three times a year because we've got two young kids. And my husband starts work real early, so we don't see each other often. Yeah, it's tough. That's hard, yeah. Yeah, so they were scheduling it.

Somebody else talking about how it had been a while in their relationship. Me and my partner, we've had a very happy relationship for about five, six years now. And, yeah, we were kind of a bit low for about two years. And we didn't really do anything intimate. Didn't really want to pressurise anything, which was really scary. But you kind of have to have a chat about it at some point. And then this one who had been in a relationship nine years,

and we asked them how long their drought had been so far. About six months this round. It's been longer in the past. Okay. Oh, it's been longer in the past, but then you found it again. So what happened in those moments? We've actually gone to scheduling connection time rather than intimacy. Just once a week time that you set aside to connect,

and if that leads to intimacy, then awesome. If it doesn't, then that's all good too the takeaway i've got from this since having these conversations for the last few days is you hear a call like that six months and you go wow that's actually quite shocking to hear but then it seems like it's quite a common thread you know it's much more common than we think yeah having droughts in a relationship. I definitely think so. I think a lot of the time kids, especially early kids and people, you know, just it's so the last thing on their schedule. I mean, but that's the key word I guess you keep hearing, Meg,

where people are talking about, oh, scheduling time, scheduling time. And we're like, maybe we could schedule a date and we'll work on what that date might be where it's a nice thing to work towards of going alright intimacy isn't a focus at the moment and we want it to be so we're all going to work towards this date

and I guess that was the kind of concept of the big bang is that you all know people around New Zealand are all trying to get back on the horse so to speak and reignite the spark. Not literally. In that space of intimacy. Whatever that might look like for you,

it'll be different for everybody. Exactly. But just knowing, and it might be a nice way to bring it up with your partner, going, hey, you hear what the Edge are doing? They've scheduled this day, and it might be like just a way

to bring up that conversation that's been dormant for the last six months. I think, yeah, I think it's just breaking the ice because for some reason, even though these are the people that are in theory closest to you, especially if you're

in a loving relationship, it can still feel awkward trying to redo it and find yourselves again once you get to this place of normalcy where you don't be intimate. Does that make sense?

I agree. Normality. Normality, sorry. Normalcy is not good. That doesn't make sense. That doesn't make sense That doesn't make sense But I think I know what I'm trying to say

We're in an unjudgmental space We're under the unjudgmental umbrella So normalcy Non-judgmental Thank you Clint Thank God for you

So I think even if it starts a conversation between you and your partner that's a win Yeah absolutely There's nothing else Okay well we're

going to catch up with Erica if you may follow already on Instagram a little nudge She has the perfect prompt for all sorts of dating situations. Is this a good idea to encourage people to

all try to reignite the spark on the exact same day? We're going to ask an expert because we think it is. But yeah. I mean, she's in America, right, as well. So she could start the movement over there. We're going to make it a worldwide international day. Clint, Meg and Dan.

Life gets busy. Intimacy can take a worldwide international day. Clint, Meg and Dan. Life gets busy. Intimacy can take a back seat. But if the spark feels lost, it does not mean it's gone. We're hitting the reset button and setting a date. One night just for connection. Join us with what we're calling

at the moment, the Big Bang. This all actually started because somebody slid into our DMs anonymously and said that even though they're in a very loving, happy, long-term relationship, intimacy has taken a bit of a backseat for them at the moment.

And Erica, who you may follow on Instagram, a little nudge, has the perfect prompt for all sorts of different situations she's been on before. And we thought it'd be good to ask an expert on what they thought of our Big Bang idea. I hope they are going to a couple of therapists or a couple of counsellors because sometimes even though we don't want to think we need outside help who doesn't need outside help sometimes? So even if it's

sitting on the couch of somebody else, a neutral third party where you feel like it's a safe space to express your concerns I think everyone should go to therapy so I would say that might be a great place to start What do you think about even bringing up that conversation? If this is somebody who's feeling a little nervous to even be like,

hey, we haven't done it for a while, to say, hey, I think we need couples therapy. Does that feel, is it, it would feel a lot bigger and scarier for a very happy relationship outside of one part? Yeah. Something I always advise people to do when they have a conversation that they know is going to be awkward or they're scared to start is to actually break the ice by saying, I have something really awkward I want to bring up. Okay. Or I have kind of an uncomfortable conversation that I want to have because that way you're setting the tone for the conversation.

It almost diffuses it a little bit and it says like, I don't want to be having that either. But rather than just jumping right into the subject matter, anything is better than we need to talk because we all know we need to talk. Yeah, that's true. But to just say to your partner, you know, something's been on my mind. It's going to come out a little awkward.

But, you know, I think we need to talk about this. That's where I would start. Do you think that there is merit, Erica, in doing this day? You know, like there is maybe it will make it easier for people to have that conversation because everybody's doing it within New Zealand and hopefully in America as well. You could spread the word over there. Do you think it is a good thing to have a collective day? People are talking about how they're scheduling it, right?

And we were like, maybe we could schedule a day, and maybe it's a week from now, two weeks from now, whatever, and then on that day we call it the big bang. And so everyone's like, right, this day we're going to get our spark back. Oh, like an intimacy day? Yeah. Yeah, I think that's a really good idea. But I think the other thing is not putting pressure on yourself.

And I would say that for any two people, whether you're having sex for the first time or you're in this long-term relationship and you haven't in years, the best thing you can do for your partner is to say, there's no pressure here. I just want to see what happens. And that will kind of ease everybody's mind. Because if you put, we are having sex on your calendar, yikes, that's terrifying. Yeah, I agree. I agree. So we are going to look to lock in Yikes, that's terrifying. Yeah, I agree. I agree. So we are going to look to lock in a day, the big bang. Not everyone needs to be a part of it,

but I feel like, hey, it sounds like a bit of me. And it can just literally be a day where you go, right, that's the day. I'm going to make an effort to reconnect. Absolutely. And reconnect can look however you want it to look in your relationship because they are all different and so they should all be treated differently.

Bang on, Clinton. Yeah. Thank you, Megan. Bang on. I think it's a great day. What's a great day? The day you should celebrate. Every day.

Okay. I'm in. I'm in. I'm here to talk to my partner about it, actually. Oh, really? I bet he listens to you all the time. He knows. He would have brought it up if he was against it.

I imagine. Definitely. Clint, Megan, Dan. Win a up if he was against it. Definitely. Clint, Meg and Dan win a share of $50,000 with the edge cash trapped. Alright, the guaranteed cash that is offered to you by Meg or the mystery mounts strapped to Dan, what would

you do? Okay, the person that is lucky enough to be playing this morning is Louise. Hey, Louise. Hello. Morning, Louise. You sound chipper this morning is Louise. Hey, Louise. Hello. Morning, Louise. You sound chipper this morning. Hi. Yep, yep.

Bright and early up with the kids. Okay, good on you. All right, what's causing you financial stress at the moment? It's always quite different when we see people texting through. Yep, so my husband was mowing the lawns. There was a stone on there after the kids were painting them on the grass. They didn't pick them all up. The lawnmower picked the stone up and smashed through the dining room window. Those bloody meddling kids.

You need a new window. Or new kids. How much is a new kid? A new window. Okay. Right. A new window. What are we thinking?

Do you know how much it is, Louise, for a new window? I would say about $300, $400 maybe. Yeah, especially if you're getting the guy to replace it. You're paying for labour as well as the window itself. Oh, and then you've got, what do they do that thing in court? Pain and suffering? What's that worth? I don't know.

You know where they always add a little bit more for the pain and suffering? At the moment, it's just got cardboard all over it. All right, Louise, I'll give you a new window. $400, all yours. Boom! All right, Louise, I'll give you a new window. $400, all yours. Okay. Boom. All right, Louise. Wow.

Here's the thing. No, Dan. No, no, no. Dan, you're not allowed to talk about this anymore, remember? Because the boss is like, Dan, you're convincing people. It feels irrelevant. You have no idea. You have no idea.

You're right. I don't know what's strapped to me. You can give stats, though. I think stats are fine. Oh, yeah. That's true. The stats speak for themselves, Louise. I don't even need's strapped to me. You can give stats, though. I think stats are fine. I think the stats speak for themselves, Louise. I don't even need to talk about the stats,

but I think more often than not, I've got more money than Meg strapped to me. How much did you have yesterday, Dan? $25 could, but that was an anomaly. That was an anomaly. Okay, so, Louise, the question... It's the back window. The question for you then, Louise,

is would the bosses lowball Dan twice? Or would they go, right, we were a bit cheap yesterday, so we're going to go big today? What's your theory? My kids are saying Dan. Okay, good on them. Louise, I just gave you more than what you said. These bloody kids are the least of your interests.

Okay, it worries me how much kids like gambling. It's not that we're doing more jobs around the house. You've locked it in. You've locked it in. You're going with Dan. Oh, no. Okay, I've gone. Come on, come on.

I've pulled out the money that is strapped to me. Louise. You're not getting a new window, unfortunately. You're getting French doors and a brand new wall! 1,300! Yay! Oh my god! Thank god for those awful

children! Yeah, the kids did good! You don't need to adopt them after all. The kids are here, they're jumping around. I bet. Kids are going and grabbing rocks and smashing all the windows down. And they'll be thinking, like, oh, well, Mum, you said $400. The rest of that money is technically ours, isn't it? Yeah.

Well, they get a PS5 or something. If it happens again, I've got spare money. Well, let's just make sure the moral of the story is taught very clearly to the children because I think it's a little murky now. Yeah. Pick up all the stones. Okay. Double check.

Thanks, Louise. Well done. All right. Thanks, Louise. Congratulations. $1,300. Was that it? $1,300.

Yeah. I think that's definitely a high one. Yeah, it's one of the highest ones we've ever offered. Yesterday, if you missed it, Dan has a new job. It's a voluntary job.

I'm just dipping my toes in it in case this doesn't work out. Yeah, he is defending Liam Lawson online. We found out Dan's got a giant red button and if you want to push it, all you've got to do

is talk crap about his new best mate, Liam Lawson. Yeah, and also dispenses Diet Coke as well. It's like Donald Trump. Clint, Meg and Dan. Clint, Meg and Dan,

you might have missed this yesterday. We found out that Dan is defensive Dan when it comes to Kiwi Formula One driver, Dan. Clint, Megan, Dan, you might have missed this yesterday. We found out that Dan is defensive Dan when it comes to Kiwi Formula One driver Liam Lawson who hasn't had the best start to the season despite racing for one of the fastest teams. And we found out that Dan has been all over social media, stuff articles, Herald,

whoever the hell is going to post about Liam Lawson. If there are haters in the comments section, Dan will come to his rescue. This one is Radio Hauraki, which is a separate radio station, which some of our friends work on. Yeah, well, are they friends now? Dan said, shame on you, Hauraki.

Support your fellow Kiwi instead of posting unconfirmed news for clicks. I thought you were a station that supported sports people, not one that brings them down. Very disappointed. A man called Chris Denerent commented at this rate, put him back as a reserve. 576 likes on that

comment. Dan commented, and what makes you an expert? Driven an F1 car, have you? Oh, shut up, Dan! Willie Topatana said, goodbye, Slosen. His name's Liam Lawson, I guess. 201 likes.

Zero likes on Dan's reply. Slauson? Really? What a pathetic nickname. Doesn't even make sense. Go pick on someone your old age, you old... I think I might have called him a coot. Yeah, go pick on someone your own age, you old coot.

Yeah. I mean, I'm like Batman in a way. Kind of just defending him, Gotham, Gotham being Liam Lawson. Yes. Right, oh right. Let me stretch it.

If Batman just had this like weird affliction for just like one person. One man. Yeah, and just like just save that one person. Yeah. I just think it's so toxic,

social media and people that are bringing him down. Because he's a young guy. He's only 23. It's his rookie season, his first full season. And imagine him just going on social media, seeing all these people slating him. Like it's all there is. Everywhere you look.

So that's just why I just wanted to go in there and defend the guy. And now it's kind of fun because now we realise you can kind of just make little comments about Liam. A little rocked and rocked. You want to get him rocked up? I did just think if he got in the team, he would be better than what he is. Did he get on because they needed to make up numbers? I mean, there's a long convoluted story about how.

I'm joking, Dan. I'm just winding you up. It was too easy. God, are you going to call him Slowsome now? No, I have a better name than that. Is there anyone, Meg, that you have? Oh, no, are you going to call him Slowsome now, are you? No, I have a better name than that. Is there anyone, Meg, that you have?

Oh, no, you do. I already know who it is. I didn't even need to ask that question. Who gets me wound up if anybody tries to, yeah, Taylor Swift. Meg will defend her

before anyone's even talked shit about her. Meg was talking about a list the other week and it was like, Taylor was at the top and she goes, you know,

and the haters, they're going to hate on her. Taylor didn't even ask to be number one. Well, the haters are going to hate, hate, hate. It was like, no one's the top and she goes, you know, and the haters, they're going to hate on her. Taylor didn't even ask to be number one. No, the haters are going to hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. No one's saying anything

mean about Taylor. I will defend her to the end. I don't think, oh God, you're getting me wound up now. I almost sent you a video where my daughter,

we were doing impressions at dinner and she goes, who am I? And she stands up and she's holding a microphone and she's doing this like thing with her hand and stuff and I was like, oh.

And then she goes, it's Taylor Swift. That's all she does. When she dances around stage, that's her and stuff. And I was like, oh. And then she goes, it's Taylor Swift. That's all she does. When she dances around stage, that's her one move. That's all she does. And I was like, oh, I need to film this and send it to me. Now I'm getting defensive over Tay-Tay. Yeah, well, Dan also does get defensive over Taylor.

We're on the same wavelength here. Oh, my goodness. That was a great impression. I'll film and send it to you guys. You'll be like, oh, yeah, that is what she does. So that is all she does. Yeah, you're right. She does some arm moves and that's it.

And that's how she got number one in the world as a musician. I think, I think. See, she's doing it. See, Meg're right. She does some arm moves and that's it. And that's how she got number one in the world as a musician. I think, I think. See, she's doing it. See, Meg? It's addictive. It really is. Defending someone makes you feel good. But I reckon everybody.

It actually makes me angry, yeah. Everybody in the world has that one person they'll die on a hill for. You know? Yeah, who's the person that you will not hear a bad word about and it really racks you up if you hear anyone talking shit about them? You don't even really know them. Like, they don't know that you're defending them. Like, I don't even hear a bad word about and it really racks you up if you hear anyone talking shit about them. You don't even really know them. Like, they don't know that you're defending them.

Like, I don't even hear a conversation. Like, I don't even know the people about Liam Lawson and Slatingham. I'd go into that conversation. I'd go, sorry, I heard you talking shit

about Liam. Not on my watch. And they go, sorry, are you his brother or family member? No, I've never met him. Just like him. Okay, is there that one person?

Maybe it's your partner, where you just know you can rock them up whenever the hell you like, just by talking badly about the person that they love so much for whatever their reason may be? Because the next race is a couple of weeks away, Clint. He's going to smash it and I won't need to do it anymore. I'll retire. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Lawson Dan is there to protect and serve.

Yeah, I'm like Superman or Batman for Liam Lawson. If they never left their bat cave and just sat there on their keyboard. Unfortunately, I don't wear my undies over my pants. Either. I think I would say that's fortunate, actually. Especially the ones I'm wearing today. They're a bit holy. Meg won't hear a bad word said about Taylor Swift.

Yeah, I don't think she's actually done anything wrong. But if you're someone who's at the top of your game, you're always going to have haters. But the haters are the most vocal, but they probably make up like the 1%, right? And I don't think Taylor would care, would she? At this point, probably not.

But she'd also, she'd written a lot of songs about how much it does like, just going, ooh, yeah. Imagine when you were young, and this is maybe the Liam Lawson argument because he's still in his early 20s. He's 23, yeah. It's a lot harder to deal with than when you're Taylor Swift and this is maybe the Liam Lawson argument because he's still in his early 20s. He's 23, yeah. It's a lot harder to deal with

than when you're Taylor Swift in your mid-30s when you're like, oh, I've been through all that. I'm over it. It doesn't get to me now. It does make a great song so maybe it's good

to keep a little bit of hate because it does push you to... Yeah. But everybody's got one. There's people texting and calling through about people that they'll defend

to their dying day. Heidi's called through. This is an old one. How old are you, Heidi, if you don't mind me asking? I'm 50. Okay, so you're not as old as I thought you'd be because you're defending Alice Cooper who was an old rock star.

He's the greatest. He sings this song? I'm trying to. Why Alice Cooper? Who's talking crap about Alice? Who's slating him in 2025? Oh, hopefully nobody. He is just the greatest rock star. So talented.

Okay. I've never really got, like, and here I'm going to slate him a little bit. I've never really listened to anything of Alice Cooper. I wouldn't say he's the greatest of all time. Oh, he's done so much. He can do any kind of genre. You must have heard

18 or School's Out. School's Out. That's what I was trying to find out. School's Out. I think that song sucks. Okay, well, okay. I'm just waiting

to defend him. No taste. No taste. Yeah, well, we knew that beforehand anyway, Heidi. That makes sense. Thank you. Okay, so no slate on Alice Cooper.

What about Rachel? Who do you defend to the end? Khloe Kardashian. You're not alone in that, Rachel. We've had a few ticks on old Khloe. Okay, let's try this out. I think Khloe Kardashian is a self-obsessed narcissist. Donald Trump called her the fat, ugly one.

Donald Trump called her what? The fat, ugly one. Oh, the President of America, everybody. Yeah, that was a bit uncalled for. There was on The Apprentice. He said, oh God, I'm not going to get the fat, ugly one, am I? So she went and had lots of plastic surgery and lost heaps away and people were still very mean to her and she got cheated on.

Very publicly. Heaps of times. Yeah. And it was her fault and it makes me so angry. Oh God, you've defended her there. I mean, even the Kardashians as a collective, a lot of people hate on them

just because people say, oh, they're famous for nothing. But I think when you learn more about their story, they are, especially their mum, incredible marketers in terms of like... Incredible. I do get, well, I know people say, what are they famous for?

Or they're only famous because of Kim having a sex tape back in the day. And I'm like, if that was the case, they would have been so irrelevant years ago. But they've built on it. They've built an empire. Good on you. Good on you, Rachel. People are just jealous.

Yeah, okay. Another one's come through. Old Zach Bryan. Someone else they won't hear a bad word about. You'll be hearing a few bad words then. Yeah. Here's another one that sticks through saying, Taylor Swift sucks.

What do you got to say to that? Absolutely filthy, Taylor. Can't stand her, people saying that. Her music reminds me of Unseasoned Chicken. You haven't listened to her albums then. Also, how was Unseasoned Chicken? Clearly, you would have listened to Shake It Off and been like, that's what she's about.

Go listen to Folklore or The Tortured Poets. Her fandom is more cult-like. I'd be happy to be in that cult. I'm leader of the cult deep in. I love that everybody has someone, like whether that be famous or maybe not so famous, that they'll just defend to their dying day. Someone else says that they won't hear a bad word said about Donald Trump.

Jeez, you must not read the news then. And likewise with this person that's defending Michael Jackson. Yeah, Michael's Michael Jackson. Yeah, making me very stressed. Yeah. All right. I mean, everybody has one,

as I said. Yeah. Oh, well. Well, who's yours, Clint, then? I don't think I have one. I'm like, your dad just said everyone.

No, if they're rich and famous, they can defend themselves. They don't need me. Clint's is more like shit movies, like Cool Runnings. Do you know what's sad? It's not even us.

Like, he could have been like my mates. Oh, I won't hear a bad word said. Right, I was talking about celebrities. Oh, about, yeah, my mates. Hold on, who's saying bad shit about us, mate? Oh, mate. The amount of defending I have to do for you specifically, Dan.

Oh, yeah. God, you're right. It is like a full-time job now I think about it. That's why I don't know about it, because Clint's saving the day behind the scenes. Clint, Meg and Dan. Let's go. Clint, Meg and Dan.

Scandal. Scandal is brought to you by New World. New World wants to make Wednesdays a little more wonderful. Text wonderful to 3343 to nominate someone. Miley Cyrus' album is coming out. I'm so excited. It is coming out like May, June. It will rock around pretty quickly for us

even though that does feel like a long time away. When do we get, usually they release a single, don't they, before the album comes out? I reckon we'll get a single in the next few weeks. Well, she's releasing it as like a visual experience. So it's actually a visual movie for the whole album. It's, um,

which is really cool. It almost looks like she's called it a one-of-a-kind pop opera, Dan. Oh my goodness me. You couldn't have said three words better. Oh my goodness me. Pop opera is only two, bro. One-of-a-kind. Oh God, that's five.

I don't know where you got three from. I was terrible at maths. Anyway, goodness me. So the last album I can think that was like a rock opera. Rock opera. Do you know The Darkness? Oh my God, yeah, that's right. Was that a rock opera?

Where my head went. It's called Something Beautiful. It's out May 30th. If you text Miley to 3343, the trailer, it's a minute 40 that she's released. Oh gosh, she's so gorgeous. Of what we're expecting. And this is some of them background music,

which I thought could be songs. If I break away, any bodies between us, would you promise that I'm enough? If I give you all of my love. I like it. It's a different sound for mine. The other thing we do... I think I prefer... This is a song, eh? This is a great song.

Can I do the throwback song tomorrow? I'm doing that. We do also, we think that Ryan Tedder has his little golden mitts all over it as well. He did, he is reposting everything that Miley's doing with those eyes that look sideways. Oh, yeah. And he is the man

behind One Republic and also many, many, many, many, many of your beloved pop songs. Very talented songwriter. Oh my gosh. If it's a good pop song, Ryan Tedder's probably

had his eyes over it. So that's really exciting for me. I'd be interested to know if this next Miley album is going to have anything about her dad in there because obviously they've had a very

tumultuous relationship and it's quite public the way they speak about each other. And an album, a rock opera is a very tumultuous relationship and it's quite public the way they speak about each other and an album a rock opera is a very good way to do it

what was her last relationship I'm trying to think I think she's with somebody actually at the moment I don't know but she hasn't had a big public since then

not since then and Corey Cody Simpson oh that's right they sort of had an on again off again kind of thing really

yeah and then he was too busy swimming all the time, right? Did he go to the Olympics or something? Sorry, I don't have time for relationships. And he's also a great singer. He's, like, such a, like... Weird. Yeah. Clint, Meg and Dan.

Stinky boot. Okay, let's see if your job features... Here is the list. The most psychotic jobs. So this is people that... The most per capita of psychopaths working in the job. What is a psychopath? Can we define that first?

I will because there's sociopaths and psychopaths and I think the word psychopath gets thrown around just as like a descriptive word of like they're crazy. But a psychopath is actually a personality disorder which is characterized by a lack of empathy, remorse, some antisocial behavior, manipulation, deceit, and impulsivity. So, like, they're not able to really feel the empathy of other people, and that's why they can, in theory, get to the top of their game

because they're like, I don't care that I stepped on that person. I'm in it for me. So there is narcissistic traits within that. Definitely. There's crossovers in it. They're skilled at manipulating people to achieve their goals. They're good at lying. They're good at deception. Okay, and so if your job features in this list, you might be the exception. And maybe

you can let us know, do you find that because you work in this industry, people will treat you differently automatically? True. They can appear charming and confident too, though. They're very good at figuring that out. Okay. Alright. Okay, so the first one is a civil servant.

So somebody working in government is number 10. I guess it takes a, you know, a driven person to get up to that level. I'm interested. I didn't think they'd feature. Number nine for the most psychopaths in an industry, chefs. Oh, really? I think, you know, you've got bloody, what's his name? Gordon Ramsay.

Yeah, but. Oh, Jamie Oliver seems nice. Yeah. I guess it takes a certain person to be like, my food's the best. Yeah, true, true, exactly. Yeah. Number eight, clergy person. So someone working in the religious community.

That doesn't shock me too much. My own tonic. That doesn't shock me. Police officers coming in at number seven. Wow. Oh, but I guess that power. Yeah. The power. Yeah. The power.

And you sort of have to, in some situations as a police officer, I'd imagine you have to be a bit cocky, you know. Number six on the most psychopathic jobs are journalists. I get that. Yep. A lot of them, a lot of them, journalists. This one is strange for me because I thought that'd be, you'd have to give almost the most trust to someone in this industry, a surgeon.

Like if you're going under and you're on the operating table and giving them your life. I mean, I guess that's the narcissistic more trait, but there's somebody that thinks that they can cut somebody open and do that. I could never do it because I could never have the empathy. I'd be so worried to stuff it up for them. They've got years of training. They're not just going,

I can cut people open. No, I know, but it means, I guess, get to the point of thinking I could do that. Haven't they dedicated their life to trying to help people and save lives? Yeah, that's true. I guess you could argue that about police officers. There'd be nothing scarier than going into an operating theatre knowing you're having to save that person's life. Okay, number four salesperson. I guess like a car salesman, yeah?

Or anyone working in sales. We feature a number three TV and radio, number three for the most psychotic jobs. Really? No Empathy Meg, that's what they call her. They do call me No Empathy Meg. The amount of people she's manipulated to get to where she is now.

Oh, stood on toes. Lawyers probably seeing some of the worst sides of humanity coming at number two. And ding, ding, ding, she was right. Takes one to know one, Meg says CEOs. The most psychopathic jobs of all time. Yep, you've got to tread on people to get to where you need to be, and it doesn't matter.

Okay, Maddie joins us. Maddie, does your job feature on this list? No, but this boy, I was talking to features. Oh, okay. What was his job? He was a car salesman. Number four. Okay, on the psychotic jobs list.

Wow. And then you found out he's actually lovely? Yeah, he wasn't one? No. Well, we were talking for a few days and they found out he was a car salesman and I thought that was such a red flag, I just stopped talking to him. Ooh, you got the chance.

Matty might have been one of the few nice ones. Matty might be a psychopath herself with that lack of empathy. What are you doing for a job? There's a feature, maybe we should throw it in as an honourable mention. Hey, thanks Matty. Appreciate that. I think car salesman, that does come with the, like whenever you hear someone say I'm a car salesman,

it does come with connotations, doesn't it? For whatever reason. The word is sleazy, unfortunately. Real estate agents must fall under salespeople as well because they're trying to sell you houses. They never tell you what the hell they want for it and you always find that they're being lying to you. They're telling one person one thing and another person another thing.

And Clint, a lot of ex-radio announcers are real estate agents. Yeah, true. That's sort of like the place you go. Okay, what do you think? Is your job affecting your life outside of work because people find out what you do and then they just go, nope. No, thank you. Does your job cop flat?

I'm not going to date the clergyman. Clint, Meg and Dan. We were just talking about the most psychotic jobs. A civil servant working in government, chefs at nine, clergy person, so someone who works in religious sectors at number eight, police officers seven, journalists six, surgeons five, sales people four, TV and radio three, and lawyers at two with CEOs at the top. And psychopathy is somebody who lacks empathy, lacks being empathetic to other people,

worried about their emotions. That doesn't really happen to them. They lack a conscience. They don't explode under pressure, which is why they're good as CEOs, because it doesn't make them go crazy. And they only really get into relationships to use that other people. What can you give me in this relationship rather than I just want to love you for who you are? A few texts coming through on this as well. You mentioned Chef on the list, Clint. A few people texting in

that have been in the chef industry and agreeing with you, which really surprises me about chefs because you'd think they'd have empathy. They like creating food for people, you know, thinking about other people. Well, that's why I don't complain about my meals. Yeah.

What's that noise coming from the kitchen? Although they don't explode under pressure, that's good. Also, a couple of texts about truck drivers, and Kevin's called through agreeing, saying truck drivers... Should have been on the list. Yeah. Hey, Kevin. Hi.

Morning, Kevin. So have you got first-hand experience of truck drivers being psychopaths? Oh, yeah, just watching movies and stuff, really. Oh, right. Just thinking that their job would be... Oh, yeah. Like... It's all true as well.

Candy cane. Remember, what's that movie? And he drives around. Jesus Christ. And he's a serial killer and all that. Yeah, and he's a serial killer and he follows people and he smashes them with his truck. No, you're right. And then he checks into weird little motels in the middle of nowhere. Yeah, and he's a serial killer and he follows people and he smashes them with his truck.

No, you're right. And then he checks into weird little motels in the middle of nowhere. Yeah, you're right. Like motel stays and stuff. Yeah. I see what you're saying.

Vacancy? Is that what it's called? Yeah. That movie freaked me out. Okay, thanks. Okay, well, there you go. Just to get in, is Anonymous okay to be

on Vice Disguiser? Or what is she? No Voice. No Voice. Okay, perfect. Let's go to Anon. Good morning. Hello.

Hello. Who do you think should be on the careers list when it comes to psychopaths having a good go at it? I'm honestly surprised that daycare workers aren't on there. That would have been my pick if I had to make a list of the least likely to have psychopaths. Daycare workers. I'm thinking of my son's daycare.

Lovely. I don't think any of them. So what makes you think that they are psychopaths? Okay, don't get me wrong. Like, it's an amazing workplace, career, and love it. But it's just, I feel like it's almost like high school all over again. Sometimes, like, the treatment with the kids are always fine, but between the co-workers,

there's always a little bit of drama here and there with every centre. Now, I think you're getting confused possibly with sociopaths. Maybe sociopaths are people that are quick to anger when confronted with their behaviour and can get into arguments and petty things a lot easier. Okay, well, and this one is standing up for salespeople at number four, specifically car salesmen. My husband's one, he sacrificed so much to get where he is,

and he's the loveliest, most loyal man, and does care about his customers. And this person's a nurse, and they said they've worked with surgeons. They are the most self-absorbed, noxious people, most of them. Wouldn't even speak to me or acknowledge me when I was a student nurse. Yeah. I wonder that. I was in hospital recently myself and I was there quite,

because I stayed overnight, I was up really early and I saw the surgeons coming to their shifts and I thought, you must be stressed because not a single smile was given back to friendly old Meg. Friendly old Meg waiting for her coffee. Not a single smile. But they stress, they stress. People laying into early childhood teachers now

go, honestly, defending them, sorry, saying, honestly, my one child drives me insane. Imagine 30 of them. I totally agree. I'd be arguing with my co-workers if I looked out to 10 kids every day. Bloody hell. Actually, we can't do that to the kids, but I'd love to with my co-workers if I looked out to 10 kids every day. Bloody hell. Can you imagine?

Actually, we can't do that to the kids, but I'd love to watch Dan for a day be a school teacher or a kid teacher. And doing nappies. Oh, drive me to drink. I couldn't do it. Couldn't do it. Okay, we're going to catch up with the guys locked in the Edge Safe House,

Sean, Stephen, Harrison from Air Jarbos that have been in there now three days. Well, this is the start of day three. We're going to hit them with a challenge. If they're successful, they'll release a clue to their whereabouts. And if you can find them, you can win your share of 10 grand. What we're going to do is send them 10 three-year-olds. And I've got to look after them for the day.

That actually would be fun. Clint, Meg and Dan. The Edge Safe House. Sean, Steph and Harrison from Edge Arvos have been kidnapped. They are locked in an Edge Safe house with contacts somewhere in New Zealand. If you can decipher the clues and get them out, you can win your share of $10,000. Text the word SAFE to 3343. We'll give you all the links so you can drop a pin and you can check out the live stream.

They've been doing fabulously with their clues, by the way. Yeah, one of the best, I think, ever in terms of getting clues. Morning, team. Morning. Morning, guys. Morning, team. Morning. Morning, guys. Morning, guys. Okay. Go easy on them.

They only got nine hours sleep last night. As you said that, we did do the math, and we realised it is actually quite a lot of sleep. Maybe that's why we feel tired. Because we just woke up and we overslept. Go easy on us. We had a big sleep, all right? Hey, here's the thing.

Never say you had a little sleep to breakfast announcers. Okay? Okay. Your challenge team involves all three of you this morning. It's called Keepy Uppy. You'll each be given by the kidnappers any second now, three balloons each. When the timer starts, your

balloons must be out of your hand and in the air. You can use any part of your body to keep them in the air, but all nine balloons as a team must remain in the air for 60 seconds. Nine balloons in that little space in your hand. God. And they can't, okay, well, wait, let me check the, because I know these three are going to get their way around it. Clint, if it touches a couch, is that out?

That's out. But it does mean that, say, Steph, if you're really good at this challenge, you could actually help keep Harrison's balloons in the air and you could have four while he has two. If I'm really good at this challenge. Steph, you're dressed for this challenge. When I'm really good at this challenge. Yeah, I'm absolutely dressed for this.

Sorry, you can watch them live. Text the word... Safe. Oh, safe. I can't even hold the three balloons in my hand. Nine is just insane. Steph! You guys didn't see that bit.

You didn't see that bit. Okay, save to 3, 3, 4, 3, and check out the live stream. Are you guys ready? We'll have a 60-second timer. If all of those balloons are still in the air at the end of the 60 seconds, you will release a clue. Okay, let's count them down. Three, two, one, go!

Okay, we're watching them. Okay, it's pretty on the... Okay, and I think they've already done it. It's gone. They're out. Are you kidding me? You can use your hands? Yes, balloons are all on the floor. They're both out.

Both out. They're on the floor. Instant failure. What? What do you mean, Steph? What do you mean, Steph? I saw your balloon go down within seven seconds. Okay.

I mean, we did spend a little bit of time bigging your seat. Oh, funny. Crack up. Crack up. Real funny. A great clue. Yeah, laughing.

Awesome. Cool. Not this time, though. Well, could you guys have done two each? I thought three was pretty, like, generous. Brutal. Okay, guys, we had one clue yesterday. And now, great start, guys.

Great start. Harrison, great start as well. Cool, cool, cool, cool. Good job, Steph. Even though the challenge is over, I would like to see on the live stream how you guys would have gone with two, just in your own time,

if you could entertain us with that maybe later. Yeah, we'll see if we've got time. I do have a challenge to give you for tomorrow so you can practice. It's a long challenge. And this is a challenge that's very for tomorrow so you can practice. It's a long challenge. And this is a challenge that's very close to my heart. So I'll be very impressed

if one of you guys can do it. Okay, Liam Lawson, Formula One driver, Kiwi Formula One driver, getting a lot of chat at the moment. F1, Drive to Survive, series out now.

Steph, how much do you know about Formula One? Hmm. Is that horse racing? Brilliant. Okay. Okay. Okay, Formula One is car racing, so you're going to learn a lot about Formula One in the next 24 hours.

There are 10 Formula One teams. This challenge is called Name That F-ing F1 Team. There are two drivers for every team. That is 20 drivers on the grid that you must learn the first and last name of. Tomorrow on the show at this time, Dan will hit you with three random teams and you must name all six drivers to release your clue. I think you can do this, Dan. Steph's great at studying and memorizing.

Is it just Steph or is it me and Harrison? No, it's just Steph. But you can help her practice for sure. Here's a tip, Steph. Here's a tip. You don't even need to know anything about Formula One. You just need to memorize the names of people. That's all you need to do.

And what team they're on. Yeah, and what team they're on. Okay, I'm feeling 50-50 about it. I think we can do it. But also Alzheimer's runs in my family and I'm just like, I'm not sure about my memory. I don't think you've got all the early onset Alzheimer's yet. I think you'll be fine. You don't know that.

You don't know that. You don't know that. Okay, thanks, guys. We'll touch base with you again tomorrow. Good luck with that. Thanks to Contact Powering the Things that make it good to be home. If you want to see what the guys get up to during the day safe, text that word to 3343.

They look gutted, eh? They look gutted about that clue. Very deflated. I love how passionate they are about it. Oh, Clint. Yeah. Balloon gag there. Clint, Meg and Dan.

We have a podcast that sits alongside our show, Recap Podcast, called The Only Fans. And Meg, about a week ago, asked me what is the greatest compliment

that I could ever receive. And yeah, it was on the spot, to be fair. It was on the spot. And I think you said that white teeth, didn't you?

No, I said like... You've got white teeth? Oh my God, really? I think this is only white teeth didn't you? No I said like when people ask oh my god really? I think this is only a compliment for people that are probably in their like 30s or older

when they ask how old you are and you tell them and they go shut up are you really? Because they think you look or seem

way younger than you are something vain yeah yeah and then that's what I went with at the time and then I kept thinking about it

because I was like I don't think it is don't think it is and then I was reading a book and it was something I read in the book what I went with at the time. And then I kept thinking about it because I was like, I don't think it is, don't think it is. And then I was reading a book, and it was something I read in the book, and I went, oh, my God, that is the greatest compliment that anyone, regardless of walk of life, can receive that will encapsulate your physical appearance and your personality all in the one statement. Dying to hear it because we genuinely don't know what this compliment is.

And I've been trying to think. Sorry, I'm sorry I just choked on my own spit there Just because I was talking? No, no I was about to speak Is it like

does she just want Meg's favourite pulse? What did I do? It has nothing to do with Meg You're gorgeous Meg No, no I think my question to you Clint is

do you think this would relate to other people? Yeah Do you think other people would be like well, he is bang on there Universal, right? Yeah, universal Yeah, I don't think it's just other people would be like, well, he is bang on there. But universal, right? Yeah, universal.

Yeah, I don't think it's just something that you go, oh, well, you would say that, Clint, because you find that a compliment, but most wouldn't. No, I think universally

every person in the world would go, oh, man, that's incredible. It'd have to be quite generic because I'd imagine one compliment's completely different to someone else's.

Okay. What do you think it is? Yeah, we've got lots of texts here. I'm going to run through them now. Greatest compliment, you're such a good mum or dad. Best compliment, and I really like this one. I've obviously never had it, but if I could be anyone in life, it would be you.

And if you think deeply on that, that actually compliments a lot of your... Well, it would put your life in perspective, wouldn't you? Because you go, oh, wow, really? Everything about me. You smell really good. When I walk into the room, if somebody put your life in perspective, wouldn't you? Because you'd go, oh, wow, really? Everything about me. You smell really good. When I walk into the room, if somebody says I'm like sunshine,

a great compliment for somebody to say to me would be, you look happy these days. That's a bit of a back... You look happy these days. A lot of girls are saying you smell really nice

is one of the greatest compliments that they could get. Let's go to Zara on the phones. That one you agree with as well. That's your number one compliment, Zara. You smell good. I think so. It's one of the ones where people say it and I always remember.

Like I remember those specific compliments. Would you say, though, Zara, that they're not really complimenting you, they're complimenting the perfume you're wearing? Yeah, but I guess it relates to you, right? Yeah, but all you've done is really chosen a nice perfume. But I get it. And I wonder, Zara, are you one of the people that if you're wearing. Yeah, but I guess it relates to you, right? Yeah, but all you've done is really chosen a nice perfume. But I get it. And I wonder, Zara, are you one of the people that if you're being told you smell nice, those people, are you reapplying

multiple times throughout the day? Yeah, is it an effort? Um, not really. I think, no, it just kind of happens. What do you wear? What do you wear, Zara? Can I ask her, are you one of those people that keeps their perfume because it's your scent? Yeah, what is it?

It switches all the time, but at the moment I'm using Billie Eilish, her perfume. I've heard that's good. Yeah, I've heard that's good too. I haven't smelled that one yet. Okay. Thank you, Zara. Someone else has texted. This is a lovely one. So Danielle said, my husband says I've got a heart of gold, and I love it.

Best compliment. That's nice. You're an amazing mum is my favourite compliment. I got that one yesterday from a friend. Oh, really? Just yesterday. Well, this one's still better. Okay, what is the greatest compliment that you could ever receive or give somebody?

I will give you the answer next. Would you give it to either Meg or I? Like, genuinely. Would I give it to you? Damn it, why didn't I play it this time? Let me think on it during Alex Morris. What is it? Oh, God.

The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. And who you are. Clint thinks he's correct. He's got the universal one. He wouldn't give it to me or Dan, which is insulting. We're about to find out what it is. I said I hadn't thought about it, about whether I'd give it to you. Oh, I feel like you'd know straight away.

I don't know how you'd have to think about it. It's unbelievable. Producer Carl thinks he knows what it is. Go on, you can cut my lunch if you're right. I got one of the greatest compliments the other day. So my wife, she works at another workplace, but she was here in our office. She was sitting at a desk just outside,

and Kel from Knight, he walked through the producer booth, looked out the window and saw her and said to our other producer Nipia, hey, who's that? Who's that girl with the bob? The little red bob sitting out in the office? Oh my god, she's so hot! She knew, she's so hot! And then yeah, they told

Nipia told me and I was like, that's the greatest compliment I think I could, yeah I'm punching. I love that. I completely agree. If your partner gets complimented, especially if they didn't know that you're their partner, oh wow. That is hot. Yeah, that's very good. This has never happened to me. I haven't been given this compliment,

but it has been given to somebody that I know, and I was like, oh my God. Put us out of our misery, Jesus. If someone is going through fertility issues and is needing to go through IVF and you get asked if you would be a donor, a sperm or an egg donor

for them to have a child, I think that is the greatest compliment that you could ever receive from anybody. They want to create life that is a genetic makeup of you as a person, what you look like. You're smart. Now I can see why he doesn't want to ask me. Oh, God.

Embodies you as a person. I see what you mean, Clint. That is, what an honour. I mean, there's so many more complicated things of whether you do it or not. But, yeah, just to be asked. Rude that you wouldn't ask, Dan. Sad to be. Yeah, why? I've already got two, man. I don't need any more.

Two's enough. And so a friend of mine was asked and I started thinking about it. If I was asked what my reaction or answer would be, and then I just thought, well, I've never been asked, but what an incredible compliment if anyone has ever asked for your

egg or sperm so that they can create life that is effectively, genetically, the person that... Yeah. It's not a compliment, more of a question though, isn't it? Like a compliment would be, God, if I was looking for some sperm, I'd get yours. I want to reframe it. I don't know, I probably wouldn't say that to anybody. Because it's not a compliment. I'd sort of lose the compliment if someone asked me.

Feels a bit weird coming from a woman to a guy as well anyway. Especially if you're... Yeah. I just don't know. I think my answer would be no. I think if you are going through that type of procedure at the moment and trying to find a donor, all the things that you must consider about that type of procedure at the moment in trying to find a donor. All the things that you must consider about that type of person,

what they look like and who they are and the different characteristics that they have and their upbringing and their life stage, they're literally critiquing every single thing about you as a human being and then they've gone, yes, actually, I do want to take your genes. Because I was just thinking, isn't it just the same as picking a partner? Because in theory, if you're picking a partner, you'll eventually probably have children with them. Yes, I do want to take your genes. Because I was just thinking, isn't it just the same as picking a partner? Because in theory, if you're picking a partner, you'll eventually probably have children with them.

Yes, I am. But you fall in love with them and that's why you have kids with them. This is not about love. This is purely about on paper, personality, intelligence, background, looks, all tick the little checklist. And they want to create life with your genetics.

Has anyone ever been asked that question? Well, yeah, I know a friend who has, but it was a family member. I think that's also just as much as a compliment. Sure. I mean, is it as great a compliment or does it... I mean, I guess it must freak some people out as well because you're effectively giving somebody life and then therefore

having a genetic child running around the world. It also works for the opposite as well. If you go, you can use mine if you want. And they go, oh, you're all good. It's just as much of an insult when they go, oh, we're still looking. We've got other options. Thanks, though.

Thank you. Maybe we'll consider it. We'll look into it. The Clint, Meg and Dan Podcast. Hey, ain't life wonderful? We're giving you the opportunity alongside New World to give someone in your life a wonderful Wednesday. We've been doing this for maybe four weeks now,

a couple more to go, so it's still time to get involved. Just text WONDERFUL to 3343 to nominate someone. Yeah, and that's what Sophie did. We have Sophie on now. She got an amazing, wonderful Wednesday for her boyfriend, Devin. Hey, Sophie. Hi, how are you guys? Yeah, good, Soph.

Still buzzing, I imagine. Hey, tell us, first of all, why you nominated your boyfriend, Devin. Why does he deserve, or why did he deserve a wonderful Wednesday from New World? He's been a pretty good boyfriend lately. So, yeah, I just thought I'd nominate him through. But, yeah, he was pretty stoked. He was really happy. I think he was almost, like, in disbelief a lot of the time.

The most exciting thing about it was that there were so many working parts that all had to go quite swimmingly for us to pull it off. And he had no idea and that was the most fun part. We're like, okay, here he comes, here he comes. All right, everyone in position.

And there were a series of things that happened and I think the more they happened, the more he was like, what is going on here? Can I also say, Sophia, it's something that like,

it's funny how like a lot of the time traditionally boys propose and they're the ones that have to organise days like this. I think it must have been really fun to be a girlfriend

and pulling off all these like little surprises and sneaky things. Yeah, it was really exciting. It was so much fun. I think it was quite short. Yeah. I was nervous, so it was my job first to get into it. So they were at New World, and there was a cafe at New World,

and the first little surprise was I was going to buy them a coffee. So I was positioned like at the coffee shop and I was waiting. Dan Webby. And I was waiting for them to like come in behind me and I was pretending

that I was doing an order and then I turned around and I was like, and I'll get these guys' coffees as well. Pay it forward. And so this is what happened there. So I might get that and what do you guys want?

My shot. Faffy's going to almond milk cappuccino. Almond milk cappuccino, decaf and... I'll get the same. Same, two of those please. Thanks so much. Have a wonderful day. Oh, thank you.

Oh, Dan. Beautiful. And I just walked off like some sort of good Samaritan. Now it turns out his favourite song is Lee Matthews' Takeover. That'll be a bit random in the park on a Wednesday morning. But we do have Sam Cullen, friend of the show, who was posing as a busker and started performing his favourite song.

I won't ever back down. I won't ever lose. What is going on? I know, he called it, but just hearing the busker is nice enough. I think a great busker like Sam, but also your favourite store at the right time with your partner. Now, here's where I think he smelled a rat. Meg and I were watching from the Edge vehicle as we were waiting for the plane. I think she's waiting for the plane.

Oh, there it is. Wait, no, he can't see it. He hasn't seen it. Oh, there it is. Wait, no, he can't see. He hasn't seen it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He knows. Now he knows something's up. And it said, have a wonderful day, Devon. And that's when I think he was looking at Soph going, what have you cooked up?

There's too many things. Yeah. And then you end up getting a text from where you were staying at the hotel saying that they had upgraded your room to the King Suite before finally making it to an edge activation that was all completely set up just for the two of you where you had to pull a golf ball out of the bucket and one of them had winner written on it.

What Devon didn't know is that actually every single golf ball had winner written on it. He was always going to win and we jumped out from behind the edge vehicle for the brand new set of clubs. Hi team. We're doing a little game. You pick the ball out and if it says winner, then you'll win

something. So have a go. Hi, Devin. These are new golf clubs, Devin. Devin, you've won yourself these golf clubs. You've also got a voucher to your favourite golf green. Have you had a wonderful morning? I've had a great one. Wow. Those are all yours

Brand new Still got the plastic on Yeah There was a lot of stress Between us three behind the scenes Wasn't there Making sure we made it perfect Yeah

Has he used the new clubs yet Soph? No He hasn't taken them out yet But he's going to this weekend He's super keen So yeah We might head up to Tiare Epic

Well you guys have the best time. Thank you so much for registering. And yeah, you have a wonderful Wednesday, Soph. Oh, thank you, guys. Have a good day. You too.

Soph, you can nominate somebody now, text wonderful a space in their name and why they deserve a wonderful Wednesday thanks to New Lord to 3343

and that could be happening to them next week, next Wednesday. Okay, a hard pivot. Hold on because next we're about to go through Dan's Google search history. Oh God, give me your phone. Come on. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh.

Meg's already laughing because we're about to do this and she's been going through Dan's phone. What's in Dan's Google history? It's insensitive that we're in this sort of great big mystery. Oh God, it's been quite a week as Oh, God. It's been quite a week as per, I don't know what goes on in that little brain behind yours.

But very interesting. I know he's done it in the past, Clint. Our boy is looking at musical theatre auditions. He didn't tell us that. Oh, yeah. So I'm wanting to get back into doing some musical stuff. Good for you. That's really exciting.

I'm excited. Only paid shit, though. None of the Sam and Jam musical stuff. Good for you. That's really exciting. Only paid shit though. None of the Sam and Jam jam stuff. You've been listening to the whole show and you were listening at about 7.40. We talked about psychopaths. Stan did Google how to know if I'm a psychopath. I was a bit nervous. You were a bit nervous about that one.

Turns out I could be. I don't think psychopaths are Googling how to know if I am. True. Yeah, that's true. Self-aware. Self-aware.

You have been wanting to purchase yourself a Red Bull Liam Lawson hat. We do know you're the number one fan of him. Yeah, they're hard to get in New Zealand

and he doesn't have a personalised hat, unfortunately. It's just a Red Bull one. But you did manage to get yourself a watch, a VEa watch. Oh, no, I was Googling them.

Oh, were you into checkout? Yeah, because I wanted to see how much it was in New Zealand dollars. Because I was only showing US. And I was like, how do I know how much that is in New Zealand? How much was it? Oh, like too much. It was like it ended up being $1,000. And I was like, oh, $300 is good.

And then I found out it was US. Oh, yeah, with shipping and everything too. Yeah, no, no, no. That's fair enough. Right after that. $300 is not $1,000 US. $300 is good. And then I found out it was US. Oh, yeah, with shipping and everything too. Yeah, no, no, no. Okay, that's fair enough. $300 is not $1,000 US. $300 is like, no, it's shipping, tax. And then you get a different strap and stuff. It all adds up.

How many strap-ons have you got? Oh, okay. You'll be better than that. Well, straight after that, maybe that's where his head went, Clint, because he Googled, do cats masturbate? Brilliant. What? That was right there.

Kimmy was grinding the couch the other night, and apparently that's what he was doing. Yeah, yeah. Because he's trying to mark his territory. We stuck with the animal sort of theme.

Do dinosaurs have ears and what does a dinosaur dick look like was Googled this week by you. What? You don't need to read everything I've Googled.

Right, okay. Then we've got a couple more. Do they? Do they have quite large, they must have had quite large appendages. Well, the problem is

that no one's really seen one before because they've decomposed. All we see is the bones or the fossils. But did it have a big bone?

Well apparently there's speculation that they did have quite large sheaths, yes. Our boy is up with the times. Julie, your mum

will be pleased to know that her son's doing well by googling yoni and vulva mapping four times. Bloody hell, I haven't had a week.

Four times? Four times. That hell, I haven't had a week. Four times? Four times. That's because you probably can't talk about Yoni. That's because we were talking about it on the show the other day. Well, the final one that was my favourite of the week, on a deep, dark, late night Saturday, he Googled Dan Webby. That's it. webby. Don't even want to know.

Don't even want to know, mate. Alright, relationship expert Erica from a little nudge on Instagram joins us next for our new idea, the Big Bang. I think I am a psychopath after hearing that. Holy shit! You made it the whole way through! If you want more, find them on Instagram

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