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This is the Clint, Meg and Dan podcast.
Good morning, everyone.
Christchurch.
New Plymouth.
Hamilton.
Dunedin.
Napier.
Parmy.
Invercargill.
Nelson.
Roto-Vegas.
Queenstown.
Whangarei.
Gisborne.
Wellington.
Dunners.
All right, you scarfies, get out of bed.
No drama's all.
We'll just get the old heating going here.
Oh, no, no, not the couch.
Holy hell.
Oh, well, now that's not it.
We've got this.
Wait, is that meant to be us?
Come on, give us some heat.
Yeah, more than that, please, surely.
Do that voice.
It's Clint Magentown.
Anyway, go on.
Kia ora, good morning
It is bang on six o'clock Thursday
Meg has no face on
Jesus
Yeah, she said
As you turn on the mic
As you turn on the mic
She goes
Oh my god, I haven't got any makeup on
I know
And then I sat there for a little while
In my thoughts
And thought that's pathetic
I think you look fantastic
Thank you
You do say that you think
Women are attractive without makeup
Or more attractive.
More attractive.
Yeah.
You know Princess Fiona
and Shrek?
Oh, that was a weird tone
from you.
That was a weird tone.
Okay, but I think he's just,
no, Dan's just saying
what he thinks you want to hear.
No, he's always said that.
Dan, okay,
do you look at Meg's face now?
No, without makeup.
Without makeup.
You just said with makeup.
Yes, so I've always said
you look better without makeup.
Okay, that was a Freudian slip,
definitely.
So we'll get Meg's face now,
and then she's going to spend 30 minutes putting makeup on.
Let me look straight down the camera.
And then you're going to say, nah, worse.
Okay, well, let me see.
So I'm taking a screenshot of your face now,
and once you put makeup on, I'll judge.
Okay.
Oh, what a fun time it is to be a lady.
Because if that were true,
if that were true,
then women themselves
wouldn't even spend money on makeup
because they'd be like,
what am I doing?
I'm just making myself uglier.
Isn't that the point of makeup?
That's what you feel comfortable with.
My wife, Hannah,
doesn't wear makeup
and that's what she's comfortable with.
Fine.
Oh, and that's why you stand by
the fact that women
are more beautiful without it
because you have to have that stance
because your wife doesn't wear it.
I actually just think
the natural body
is better than
the unnatural.
So you don't like people
that get like
stuffed onto their face
and...
Interesting.
So my wife is a
hair and makeup artist
so you're kind of
disgusted by the industry
and what she does
and trying to make
women look great
on their wedding days
and things.
I'm not going to talk anymore.
Okay.
Interesting.
Oh, that's sad to Jamie.
I don't need a text.
She's already texted me.
Can't read that on here.
Her life's work, just in the bed, Clint.
See it?
Clint, Meg and Dan.
Oh, my gosh.
Mary on the edge.
And from a number one song to hopefully a song that used to be number one back in the day,
Dan has your 6 a. 6am early morning throwback.
Yeah, I said I could do this yesterday.
It's a song that I, it was a huge song when it came out.
When did it come out?
Well, two guesses.
Meg, when did you think it came out?
2003, I thought.
Let me go 2005.
Ding, Meg is correct.
2003.
It's like a superpower.
If there was a game show when they played you music
and you had to guess when it came out,
Meg would be the champion.
She'd be like the chase.
She'd be the chaser.
There's a band called The Darkness. I don't know if many people
would have heard of them because they haven't done much in the last
10 years, but they had this
incredible song
called I Believe in a Thing Called Love.
It's one of the highest, I know,
vocally for a male singer
ever. It has like
one of the world records, I think,
in the rock genre for the highest singing.
I still remember seeing it.
Where did it peak in the charts?
Did it ever get to number one?
I feel like it could have.
Oh, surely.
It must have been number one.
I feel like it was,
that and Take Your Mama Out.
All night.
All night.
This felt big around that time.
The album was number one worldwide.
So I don't know about the actual song.
So the album was called Permission to Land.
I'm just looking into the song.
Feels like you only just picked it.
Well, no, I haven't researched all its number one areas, Clint.
It was number one in New Zealand.
Well, you haven't researched any of its numbers.
It was number one in New Zealand.
Oh, well, there we go.
Oh, God, I'm so excited.
I can't believe you're playing it.
Let's just do it.
Let's stop talking about it.
I believe in a thing called love by the darkness. Oh, God, I'm so excited. I can't believe you're playing it. Let's just do it. Let's stop talking about it. I believe in a thing called love.
Oh!
By the darkness.
Oh, my God.
I feel like Dan won't stop talking about it
because there's no more facts about it.
No, that's it.
I can feel, like, my cells vibrate
in, like, a different level when listening to this song.
Turn it up, Clint.
I was 13 when this came out.
I actually can't.
I might blow people's fingers.
Ready?
Can't explain.
Clint, Meg and Dan.
Let's go.
The lads are up to, glad you asked,
they have a new album dropping tomorrow.
Are you kidding me?
Oh, my God.
I didn't even know that.
I just jumped on Instagram.
And, yeah, they've got a new album, Dreams on Toast.
It's out March 2025.
And I said, look, release date's tomorrow, 28th.
Yeah, they are.
Oh, it'll be Friday.
I'll play a little bit for New Music Friday.
Great.
They were one of the headliners of Glastonbury
last year. Not the headliners, but they
played Glastonbury. So they're still doing stuff.
Yeah, they're doing a tour around
the UK starting this month
and also the US.
Oh, sorry, UK and EU
tours, so Europe and the UK.
I'd be interested if someone can text through
that's in the know here, because I got told
off yesterday for feeding seagulls.
Oh, it depends.
Now, I've been told off for feeding the birds before with my daughter
and I felt so embarrassed, but I also got angry at the person
because it's a toddler feeding.
And we were feeding peas.
We were allowed to feed peas.
Anyway, what happened to you, Dan?
Also, I had a muffin.
I had a muffin and I had enough, okay?
And I was at a place called Devonport, which is in Auckland.
It's like by the beach.
And there's lots of seagulls around, lots of them.
And I don't like seagulls.
I think they're horrible creatures.
I don't like how they're mean to each other.
Yeah.
There's always one that goes,
grrrr.
Yeah.
I like my husband.
Don't feed that one.
Don't feed that one.
I'll literally throw food away.
What is it with men?
And be like, don't feed that one.
That one's mean. Don't feed the others. I always feed the... Give it to the one with the gam? And be like, don't feed that one. That one's me.
Feed the others.
I always feed the shaggy, unkempt one.
There's always one with a gammy leg somewhere.
And so I was doing that.
I was trying to get my muffin to the one.
I think he had half a leg, poor thing.
I don't know what had bitten it off.
And he was all shaggy and unkempt.
And so I was trying to feed him because he looked like he was close to death.
And this other one was flocking in,
trying to kill the other one.
And then this old man comes over,
this old coot,
nosy, busy body prick.
And goes,
you know you're not supposed to feed the birds.
And I said,
oh, right.
I didn't realise, sorry.
And he goes,
there's signs everywhere.
And I said, really, where?
And he goes, well, not here.
And then pointed over to another beach miles away.
You could see it across the water.
So this is where the seagulls hang out
because they know they're allowed to be here.
And I said, right, so there's no signs here.
And he goes, yeah.
And then...
Dan would have loved that.
I said, well, then maybe you should mind your own business.
I would never in a million years.
Holy cow, you didn't.
And he goes, well, I'm just telling you. And I said, thank you then maybe you should mind your own business. I would never at a million years. Holy cow, you didn't. And he goes, well, I'm just telling you.
And I said, thank you, duly noted.
Oh, my God, if that man only knew how rare it was that Dan shares a muffin.
Like, that was a big deal for you.
Yeah, it was a nice muffin, too.
Those seagulls were very lucky.
Wow.
So I'd just like to know if it is actually legal.
I shouldn't have told him to mind his own business.
I think it's annoying if there are like highly, high populated seagull areas
because as soon as you feed them
then they're just everywhere
all the time.
It's like ducks.
We don't feed the ducks
if they're everywhere
but that's a beach, man.
Yeah.
And I just don't know
why people go around
minding someone else's business.
No, he's some old coot, isn't he?
He's got nothing else
better to do.
I hope that just doesn't happen
to all of us when we get old.
Is that just an old thing
or is that a specific
personality trait?
I don't want to just start
calling people out
for things that,
yeah, it's going to be Dan.
Yeah, it'll be me.
I'm going to turn
into that old man.
Hey, you know what?
40 years ago,
I fed the seagulls here
and I'm only allowed to do it.
You get out,
you young coot.
Yeah, no, that is.
We've all had that.
We just all,
in the mid-sentence there,
realised it was going to be Dan.
Yeah, I mean, only one of us has sent a cafe an email about a croissant.
Oh, but it was a terrible croissant.
Clint, Meg and Dan.
Stinky boot.
And Scandal with Meg.
We have a new teaser for Ariana Grande's Brighter Day short film.
It's coming out tomorrow.
It's a short film that she is releasing.
The girl is busy.
Obviously, she's been doing this behind the scenes
with Wicked
or she's pretty quick
actually to put an album
together
I've noticed that
with Ariana
that after she has a breakup
it could be like
three weeks
and she's like
here's a breakup album
is she known for
writing her own songs
yeah she does
write her own music
Ariana needs to take
a leaf out of Ariana's book
yeah she's got a
really quick turnaround
which sometimes
has made people
almost wonder
did you know
you were going to break up?
Like, because these songs are kind of really, like, fully formed.
Just every time you have a fight, eh?
You're like, I'm just going to write a song in case.
Write that one.
Yeah.
Has she broken up from that guy?
No, no, no, no, she's still with Ethan,
which I, ooh, you're all going to hate me,
but I kind of am loving them together.
Ooh, I hate I even said it.
Really?
You like her and the...
And Ethan together. It's because we don't, I think it's because you never see them together. Oh, I hate I even said it. Really? You like her and... And Ethan together.
It's because we don't...
I think it's because
you never see them together.
I think it must just be very...
Does anyone see him?
He needs his photo
next to the word punching
in the dictionary.
Oh, absolutely.
And I think he knows that.
And also,
it's like one of those things
because he had a wife and kid
and then he went
and got with Ariana Grande.
I mean, I guess
we don't really know
the internal workings of their relationship.
And people move on to other relationships all the time,
but we get really angry if celebrities do it.
Yeah, I would love to know.
Oh, God, I'd love to know what actually went down
because even in some of her songs that she released,
Ariana is saying, like, me and my truth sit here in silence.
I don't think anybody kind of got the full story of what went down.
But, yeah, there should be a little clip here of a kind of teaser towards the movie.
This is all we're getting.
Oh, her and Doreen can get in a bin.
But it's visual.
This sucks for teasers. I don't think it's actually, Clint. This sucks for Teases.
I don't think it's actually going to be any new music, potentially.
It is a little film that she's said that she's done.
You'll want to see it.
You can text the word BRIDER to 3343.
I did tease you with Zayn performing my favourite One Direction song
on the 10-year anniversary of his departure.
This is him singing Night Changes. Ooh, yeah.
He's so good.
Yeah, he's very, very good.
I think he's got the best vocals
of any of the One Direction,
including Harry.
Do you think so?
I think Harry kind of leveled to me personally.
This song should have rated so much better
than it did when it came out.
Alienated?
Yes!
Oh, it's such a good song.
It doesn't even sound like Zayn.
Turn it up.
I'm a drinker
Try to think away the pain Oh, I've got to listen to this album again. It's Doesn't even sound like Zayn. Turn it up.
Oh, I've got to listen to this album again.
It's... Do you know who would do a really good album?
Or duet?
Him and Alicia Cara, which sounds really random,
but she's released an album very similar vibes to this.
Yeah.
And I think they're meld well.
Also, tomorrow...
Oh, shut up.
This was a
New Music Friday
track you brought
to us.
It never sort of
took off,
eh?
No,
no.
Sadly,
because it's a
great track.
Alienated by Zayn,
if you want to
check out that
in your own time.
Mumford & Sons
releasing new music
tomorrow.
Rushmore,
it's a whole album.
They were a huge part of the Edge for a season, for a time.
And who knows?
They might come back.
They were a huge part of Life FM too.
Christian Radio Station.
I worked there back in the day.
Until they released a music video for this song.
I'm pretty sure it was this song.
And the famous actors like Jason Sudeikis that pretend to be band members
at the end they all kiss.
Oh dear.
Oh, there were some
staff meetings
at Life FM on that day.
All the Chris O'Zay
hate Matt.
Whoa, whoa,
my friends are all
voice kissing.
What are we doing?
Nominate someone
to do the wonderful
Wednesday morning
to do the wonderful
to 3343 to enter.
I was like,
they're just joking.
They go,
why was he just
following around me?
He's having a laugh.
Oh goodness me. Okay, next on the show. They go, why was he just following around me? He's having a laugh. Oh, goodness me.
Okay, next on the show.
Even if they weren't, still all good.
Not with all life, have you?
Clint, Meg and Dan.
Life is getting busy.
Well, life is busy, I guess.
And intimacy can take a back seat.
But if the spark feels lost, it does not mean it's gone.
We want to hit the reset button and set a date.
One night, just for connection, called the Big Bang.
Yeah. Well, that's what called the Big Bang. Yeah.
Well, that's what we're calling it.
Yeah, just like one night where we're all collectively
just even thinking about it or discussing it in your relationship.
Just aware.
You don't even need to act on it.
Also, you know how everyone gets offended by everything?
Well, or there are always people that will be offended by something.
If it's not for you, it's not for you.
It's fine.
If things are great for you and you don't need to schedule a day
to get your intimacy back on track, then fire her out.
Cool, man.
Cool for you.
But you might be surprised at how common this actually is.
I saw a clip with a very well-known podcaster, Mel Robinson.
You might know her from The Let Them Theory,
if you've heard that before.
She had a sex therapist on her podcast,
and she was talking about how she feels in her sex life and her sex drive and why
it's so frustrating and different for her as a woman. Every time my husband and I have sex,
I always say, that was amazing. I feel so much more connected to you. Thank God we did that.
Why aren't we having more sex? Like, is that a common thing too? Where you're just like,
I'm too tired, so we're not having sex, but then we have sex and I'm like, why are we not having sex? Yeah. So what you're starting to talk about is
actually the two sex drive types. So we have spontaneous and responsive. How we describe them
is where we feel desire first. So there are two ways that we get turned on, excited, ready for
sex. That's interesting. Okay. Yeah. So the first time, this is the first type, which I think relates to men more.
So if you're a spontaneous type, you're going to feel mental desire first.
And it might feel like it kind of comes out of nowhere.
You're just going about your day like, huh, the idea of sex sounds good.
Where's my partner? Let me find them.
And then your physical arousal follows from that.
But there is a second type, which maybe you can relate to more.
Research shows the vast majority of women, about 85%, have responsive sex drive.
And it's the exact opposite.
We feel arousal and desire in our bodies first, and then the mental desire follows.
So most people who have responsive desire will think of themselves as low or no desire
because they're not thinking about sex.
And if you grab a person with responsive desire
on the street and just say,
hey, do you want to have sex right now?
99 times out of 100, it's going to be no
because I'm not thinking about it.
Right.
But it's not that your desire is low or non-existent.
It's just that it operates in a different way.
That's really interesting.
Yeah, I feel like I'm probably in the middle of those.
I don't think I'm more one way or the other.
I think it depends also on the day.
Depends on how you've been feeling, how your day's been.
I think there's also other factors that come into it.
It's probably a sliding scale.
Yeah, I just thought that was a really cool way to, I guess,
make you feel more, not normal, but seen or understood.
Because I definitely think a lot of people would say,
if I never had sex, I could go about my day
because I'm so busy with my life, my work, my job, my kids, whatever.
But then exactly what Mel said, once they do have it,
they go, bloody hell, this is great.
This is awesome.
And I think it's just a thing that's not talked about often.
Yeah.
You know, I think people just need to have the conversation more.
It's a very private thing though, isn't it? At the same time. Yeah. And it? Like, I think people just need to have the conversation more. It's a very private thing, though, isn't it, at the same time?
Yeah.
And it's also very natural.
You know what I mean?
We've tabooed it so much, but it is a part of life and relationships.
Yeah.
Brudjuska?
I've got some very good friends, like a couple,
who were, like, struggling with some of this stuff.
And once this piece of information was realised for them,
it changed their relationship for the better in so many ways
because they understood how each other,
they didn't have that frustration.
It's like, well, I don't want it,
but he wants it all the time or whatever.
Once they understood their own sex drives
and what was going on
and they didn't feel guilty about thinking
it was low libido and stuff.
It just changed things
because they knew how to communicate
and initiate with each other.
It was the greatest thing ever for them.
It's like a love language almost as well, which is a different thing.
But understanding your partner's love language is also really important
and explains a lot about how you interact with them.
So, yeah.
Okay, well, what's the space?
The Big Bang.
Looking to schedule a day where everyone can I guess get that spark
back in their relationship.
Whatever that spark
may look like for you.
It's going to be different
for everyone
because everyone's relationship
is different.
We're going to get
into cash trap
coming up in 20 minutes.
Your chance to score some cash.
Dan had $1,300
strapped to him
7am yesterday.
Yeah, breaking the bank.
But $25 strapped to him the same time the day before.
So she's a real rollercoaster.
Clint, Meg and Dan.
Internet question is getting posed
and I asked you guys what your answer would be
because my husband and I discussed it yesterday
once it kind of popped up and everyone's getting asked it.
You can ask your husband if you want to.
Basically, it's a scenario.
It's a very grim scenario.
But if you're in an awful situation of having to save
and choose between your kid, your mum and your wife,
what order would it be?
It's very grim.
I like to think that we could just kind of like
not really think about the details of it.
Can you say I'm in this situation?
Yeah.
Can I sacrifice myself and save them all?
I'm sure everybody would choose that if they could.
In this situation, you can't.
Not everyone, but you'd like to think most would.
True, true.
You'd like to think most would.
I would.
Let's say you guys would obviously do that if that was the choice.
But if that wasn't the choice, this would be the question.
And why it's kind of blowing up on the internet is because a few boys,
or men, sorry,
surprising people with their answers.
Mom, child, or wife?
I would say, I think everything starts with the mom, you know.
Daughter.
First.
Yeah, daughter first.
And then that guy obviously chose his daughter first, but then struggled to choose the second.
I don't know, it's hard to choose the second. I don't know.
It's hard to choose between wife and mum, to be honest.
Mum, wife, but it could be for all, like...
It's a very, very...
I mean, it's a hard decision.
It is.
Obviously, we love our mums.
We're all, in this room as well,
we're all extremely close to our mums.
This is not a thing of like,
oh, throw mum in the bin.
It's just shocking that some married fathers
would pick mum over child and wife.
I'm going, I'm taking completely,
I think this is the right way to choose, okay?
You take relationship out of it
and you go on age.
Who's lived a life?
I wonder, like, life experience
and how much you got left
in the tank.
Yeah, right.
And so you give the youngest one
the best chance
so you save the child first.
Right.
Okay.
Then most cases
the wife would be younger
than the mum.
Okay.
What if she is it?
There will be cases
where it's not.
In which case
you'd save the mum first.
That's the only exception
the day will allow. So I think I would then go, sadly, and I love the mum first. That's the only exception. Yeah.
The devil will allow.
So I think I would then go, sadly, and I love my mum to bits.
Of course. She's one of my favourite people in the world.
But I would save Hannah because she's younger.
I also think your mum probably would want that and be like...
She'd be yelling on the cliff.
I've got Hannah in her and she'd be like, leave me.
Leave me.
I'd be like, mum, no.
And then she was like, no, I was saying, save me.
Yeah. Oh, by God. She's falling now was like, no, I was saying save me. Yeah. Oh, by God.
Yeah, she's falling down. She's like,
I shit the other thing. Anyway.
So yeah, that's what I'd do. Clint?
Well, my wife and I, when we discussed it,
had a slightly differing opinion on who gets saved first. Really?
Because I thought we would both, we've got two kids, I'd be like,
well, the kid's first. Yeah. And she's like, oh, really?
Oh, I think I'd save you first.
Bless. What do you mean bless? Bless her. And she's like, oh, really? Oh, I think I'd save you first. Bless.
Wow.
What do you mean, bless?
Bless her.
Does she understand the situation?
She does.
Unless she thinks I'm going to help her then save the children.
Had the kids just made a mess?
Like, was it a bad night?
That would be, that's a, I reckon that's rarer than choosing the mum.
Definitely.
First.
I think so.
Especially, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Look at so. Especially, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Look at you being like, oh.
Maybe it depends on like, I don't know.
Like life partner.
I've seen this online as well.
Maybe it's because you've sent me videos of it.
But there was one chick who said she'd save her husband
because she can always make more kids.
I know.
Isn't that the most,
you should have seen my mouth drop when she said that. She's like, I can save him. she can always make more kids? I know, isn't that the most, you should have seen my mouth drop when she said that.
She's like, I can save him, I can always make more children.
And I thought, my goodness, I hope they never see that.
I hope they never see it.
If my wife Hannah had a choice between me or George,
she wouldn't give it a second thought.
I'd be falling off that cliff.
She's only known George like a year.
Oh my God, no goodness me, he's shot straight up the ranks.
Pisses me off.
He's got more clothes than me.
You want to weigh in on it?
I'll weigh in under the edge.
Kids,
partner,
mum.
Now,
maybe his kids
are already like
moved out of house
and they don't really
hang out with him.
Even then,
I would,
yeah,
I almost don't want to get him on because I wouldn't want the kids to ever hear that. You know what I mean? they don't really hang out with him. Even then, I would, yeah, I almost don't want
to get him on
because I wouldn't want
the kids to ever hear that.
You know what I mean?
We'd have somebody say,
what about animals?
I would save animals first,
then I would go kids.
They were not.
Then my partner,
then mum.
Take the animals as saved.
But what about Kimmy?
Dan, it's still the same
for you, right?
Kimmy would be last.
Oh my goodness me,
I love Kimmy to bits.
Your cat.
Where does Kimmy go
if it's a choice of four? Animals, kids, Oh, you'd? Kimmy would be last. Oh my goodness me, I love Kimmy to bits. Your cat. Where does Kimmy go if it's a choice of four?
Animals, kids,
partner mum.
Oh, you'd put Kimmy last,
unfortunately.
I bless him
and I love him.
But,
I mean,
he's the lightest
to lift off a cliff.
So I could just
fling him up there
and hopefully grab my mum.
Hopefully grab your mum next.
No, no, no, no.
I'm letting go of mum, flinging Kimmy up, then grabbing her again.
Oh, Julie, do you hear that?
You've just come second to the cat.
No, I'm joking.
He's grabbed the cat, put it on top of mum,
and gone there, you know, used mum as an island.
Get you out of the water.
You and mum save yourselves.
But it does look pretty unanimous.
It feels like the socially acceptable answer is kids, partner, mum.
Yeah, there are a few.
We're going to have to talk about it another day.
Daddy, mummy's boys are there, which is not a bad thing.
I think it's a beautiful thing to have a wonderful, strong relationship with your mother.
And I hope if I have a son one day that they have a good relationship with me.
Stronger relationship with you than his wife?
No, I don't think so.
What do you think if girls would say about them
if they were put in this situation?
It is hard.
Because obviously I am a girl, Dan,
so you could ask me.
What do I think girls would say?
If only we had a woman.
If only.
Sometimes we just think of one of the boys.
One of the boys.
It would be my daughter first.
And then it would be very hard,
but I do think I would pick my husband second,
but purely for the age thing.
Morely for the fact that mum is...
She's got more life to live.
Yeah.
Oh, your mum's still a spring chicken.
She's such a spring chicken, isn't she?
I think she's such a spring chicken.
She'd lift herself off that cliff herself.
She's a good swimmer.
She's a good swimmer.
Hey, mum, when your mum actually swims to the side
and goes, thanks for nothing, Meg.
And you're like, why aren't you fine?
Aren't you going to be fine?
You're here talking to me right now.
I didn't expect you to survive that.
Horrible question.
Clint, Meg and Dan.
Win a share of $50,000.
Cash.
With the edge.
Cash trapped.
Trapped.
Trapped.
All right, Louise from Christchurch, our latest winner,
taking home $1,300 this time yesterday.
Yeah.
When you're sure of 50 grand, you just have to tell us what you need cash for
on 0800 THEADRED TEXAS on 3343.
And Meg may just give it to you.
What did Louise turn down from you, Meg?
It was a good offer anyway, wasn't it?
Three, four, two, three, something.
Yeah, 300 bucks, which is not to be sneezed at.
The person that's got through this morning is Alec.
Alec has just started a tradie job, boys.
He's 19.
Oh, expensive industry to get into
and set yourself up for, I'd imagine, Alec.
Well, no way I made it through.
Yeah, you're through.
Yeah.
Yeah, so that's exciting.
You've won money no matter what.
Yeah.
So you're doing an apprenticeship, Alec?
Um, I am doing apprenticeship, yeah.
Okay, good idea. Cool, yeah Okay, good on you
My brother's a builder
And yeah, setting yourself up
Is not a cheap thing to do, is it?
No
Not at all
That's one thing I wish I'd done
Is an apprenticeship
So you've got a back
You know, you've always
I always got told by people
Get an apprenticeship first
Then do what you want to do
Why do they think you need a safety net?
Yeah, like a safety net
So you've always got that Sad to them Sad to the people saying You need a safety net? Yeah, like a safety net. So you've always got that.
Sad to them.
Sad to the people saying you need a safety net.
You don't need a safety net, Dan.
You can trapeze without one.
No, okay.
Yeah, you'll be fine, mate.
All right, so Alec, is there anything specific that you need to get for your tradie job?
Well, my next set of tools is going to be an impact driver and a drill set.
And those cost quite a bit.
Oh, that's okay. Impact driver. Impact driver. Well, Meg's about to get a impact driver and a drill set, and those cost quite a bit. That's okay.
Impact driver.
Well, Meg's about to get a shock, I think.
Really?
Sounds expensive.
Eww.
Yeah.
Eww.
Eww.
Okay, well, you can get one from Special.
Okay.
Special's fine.
One Special.
I'll give you $215.
$215.
$215.
Okay. What do you say to that, Alec? Oh. One special. I'll give you $215. $215. $215.
What do you say to that, Alec?
Oh.
Cowboy.
I'm sorry.
I think we're going to have to risk it.
Okay.
Going to have to risk it.
Unbelievable.
Going 19 years old, offered $215, and he spit on it.
Yeah.
$215, $250.
$215.
$215.
We're going with the cash strap to Dan instead?
Alec?
Yeah.
Okay, yeah.
Here we go.
Good luck, Alec.
I'm mucking around.
I'm going into the vest.
And strapped to me was... You've made a good decision.
Oh?
It's only a little bit more.
Okay.
$250.
Five zero.
That's all right.
Where do we go?
Oh, thank you so much. Very low at the house. Thank you. That's all right. Way to go. Oh, thank you so much.
Very well done, house.
Thank you.
I'm happy about that.
I don't understand.
Well, I'm missing some sort of cycle.
Oh, my God.
He's like, stop with that.
With my one, literally, I hadn't even finished saying it,
and he was like, no thanks.
Yeah.
Yeah, but Meg Danhoff at $35.
What?
That is $35 he could spend on a drill bit.
I guess it's just the,phoria of winning over the risk.
Yeah, you risked it and it paid off.
Well done.
Well done, Alec.
Hey, good luck.
$250, all yours, bro.
Well played.
All right, next on the show,
what are the jobs that are least likely to have psychopaths working there?
According to this study, you may disagree.
Clint, Meg and Dan.
You said you may have missed us going through the jobs
with the most psychopaths
that feature.
And people were very happy
to come to the table
and say that, yes,
the stat was indeed correct.
Morning, Kevin.
So have you got
first-hand experience
of truck drivers being psychopaths?
Yeah, just watching movies
and stuff, really.
No.
And this person's a nurse
and they said they work with surgeons.
They are the most self-absorbed, noxious people.
Most of them wouldn't even speak to me or acknowledge me when I was a student nurse.
I'm honestly surprised that daycare workers aren't on there.
That would have been my pick if I had to make a list of the least likely to have psychopaths.
I'd love to watch Dan for a day be a school teacher, a kid teacher.
And doing nappies
is driving me to drink.
And so obviously
with the most psychopathic
jobs list
there is always going to be
a list with the least amount
of psychopaths as well
that go alongside it.
So are you ready to hear
the jobs where you could go
and do where there's going to be
no more psychos
if you've had enough?
Like so if you are a surgeon, a salesperson,
you work in TV or radio, a lawyer or a CEO,
those are the top five most psychopathic jobs of all time
and you want to change?
All right.
So these are like the most chill, lovely jobs to work.
Yeah, I'd love to know if anybody disagrees with this.
Number 10, accountants.
So if you work in an accounting firm,
no psychopaths there.
Oh.
This is strange.
Number nine, doctors.
So surgeons are the most psychopathic, are on the top ten,
but doctors are on the least psychopathic jobs.
I find GPs lovely.
I've always thought that a GP, like a general practitioner, is amazing.
The knowledge and the breadth and wealth of knowledge they have is unbelievable.
I love my GP.
Except when they go, let's just take a look,
and then you go, are you just Googling my symptoms there, are you?
Yeah, well, I mean, the ones that Google are maybe a little bit less.
I actually quite like that a little bit,
because I'm like, they're just double-checking.
No, but I'd like to say, I think you have this, let me check.
But if they go to Google and go, well, it seems you've got syphilis.
I don't know what that is.
Creative artists come in at number eight for the least psychopathic jobs.
Teachers at seven.
That makes sense.
Yeah.
Charity workers at six.
Number five, beauticians and stylists.
Wow.
Yeah, the least psychopathic jobs.
I think beauticians and stylists are kind of a bit selfless
because they're making
you look pretty.
Can we also say
it's less psychopathic
but like still could have
lots of sociopaths.
It's just not psychopaths.
Yeah, right.
Right?
You know, there's difference.
Narcissists still in there.
Yeah.
Crafts people.
So a crafts person
I guess if you're
You just like crafting.
That's nice.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, because I was thinking
More like joinery
And like if you were like
Whittling wood
And making furniture
Not just a quilter
Or something
Maybe
Yeah if someone's doing
A felt animal
Therapists come in
At number three
Wow
Well I guess they should be
Nurses slightly higher
Than the doctors
At number two
And the least psychopathic
Industry
Of all time
A care aide
People like Well I guess looking after The elderly And in homes And things like that Doctors at number two and the least psychopathic industry of all time, a care aide.
People like, well, I guess looking after the elderly and in homes and things like that.
Yeah, I get that.
Yeah, nurses and that kind of people.
Yeah.
Very selfless.
Because I guess you've dedicated your job to helping others and doing certain things that most people would think are below them, I would imagine.
Ruby's text through saying, definitely not hairdressers.
My mum is effing nuts.
Incredible. Incredible. Ruby's text through saying definitely not hairdressers my mum is effing nuts incredible
incredible
well there are always
going to be exceptions
to the rules
so if you want a challenging
one on the list
do you want to have
a crack at accountants
doctors
creative artists
teachers
charity workers
beauticians
and stylists
craftspeople
therapists
nurse or care aides
that makes me want to go
to that mum as a hairdresser
though I feel like
she'd be a laugh
she'd be a hell of a laugh
you wouldn't get it
on the wrong side though
no she's got a pair of scissors in her a hell of a laugh. You wouldn't get it on the wrong side though.
No, she's got a pair of scissors in her hand.
Yeah, true.
Yeah, have you got a story that suggests that maybe one of those professions
should not be in the top 10 list
for the least psychopathic jobs of all time?
Yeah.
Dob them in.
The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast.
Jobs of all time.
I was surprised vets didn't make the list.
What?
True, vets.
Yeah, dedicating your life to helping animals.
I must say, that list has shocked me a little bit.
Yeah.
And I don't even know why.
By the way, if you don't know what a psychopath is,
the qualities are it's a serious disorder,
it's a personality disorder,
lack of empathy, remorse, and guilt.
So no empathy for other people,
no remorse if they do something bad to them,
and no guilt,
along with manipulative and deceitful behaviours,
a disregard for the social norms.
Plus, they don't explode.
They don't snap off.
That's a sociopath.
They fight quite a lot.
But they're very cool, calm, and collected.
They get into relationships to get something out of it,
and they've got no remorse or anything.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I mean, enough with the description.
Remember, radio featured number three on the most psychopathic jobs. Can you recap, whoa, whoa. Just, I mean, enough with the description. Remember, radio featured number three
on the most psychopathic jobs.
Can you recap, Clint, just very quickly,
the top 10 of the least psychopathic jobs?
Accountant, doctors, creative artists,
teacher, charity workers, makes sense,
beauticians and stylists,
craftspeople, therapists, nurses,
and care aides at number one.
Okay, well, someone sticks through saying,
I'm going to veto the teachers.
Oh, number seven.
Yeah, so I've been working for five years in the industry
and I've witnessed cheating firsthand three times.
So that's quite a lot to be able to have been privy
to someone like a co-worker cheating three times.
Are they saying cheating, you can be a psychopath
because there's a lack of empathy there?
Maybe.
Yeah, very much there would be crossover.
Yeah.
It would be crossover there.
I mean, it's crazy that another person said sounds like my ex.
What did your ex do, Sue?
Miranda is saying this is why vets aren't on it,
because I'm a vet nurse and I've worked with a lot of psychopathic vets.
Really?
Oh, wow.
Okay, let's go Sarah on 0800 EDGE.
Sarah, you agree with the list, you reckon?
Yeah, I agree with some of them on there.
Like the ones that are creative jobs, like the artist, the beautician.
Yeah.
Just because I think if you've got like a creative outlet every single day,
I just don't understand how you could possibly be a psychopath.
Yeah.
I would love to do that every day
and then I would just,
I'd feel great every day.
What do you do for a job out of interest, Sarah?
I'm just a service advisor,
but I have had my own small business in the past
doing like events,
doing balloon garlands
and creating events and stuff.
And the difference between
coming to a job like this
and then being able to be creative,
like, I just feel so much better being creative.
A service advisor, is that if I'm like,
I don't know what service I need,
and then you go, oh, you need the wash and wax?
No, no, no.
So I work for Ford as a service advisor.
So when people bring their vehicles in to be serviced.
Yeah, so I'll come in
and I'll go my car's running a bit funny it's wobbly
and you'll go yeah you've got a flat tyre
I've got a new tyre
okay thank you Sarah
good on her but I think Sarah as well
if she has another job that she enjoys more
and is more passionate about let's do short
if it's something you're really passionate about
eventually I think you'll end up making more money
doing that because it's something you're really interested in and into I think you'll end up making more money doing that because it's something you're really interested in and into.
What are you laughing at me?
I'm laughing because if you remember rightly,
a few minutes ago Ruby texted and she said,
my mum's definitely a psychopath because she's a hairdresser.
And then she must have switched stations between that.
She just texted again saying, I sneeze when I sense pollen.
Brilliant.
So we've lost her within those couple of minutes.
I think the apple doesn't fall far from the tree
with Ruby.
All right, we're going to get a scandal update
after Kid Lines.
We'll get to that in three.
And then we cross to the Edge Safe House.
Hopefully they complete their challenge
and release the clue
to win your share of $10,000.
No, she's just text again.
Sorry, I'm back.
The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast.
Thank you, Clint.
Marvel Studios, not Avengers.
Sorry, we've been talking about the Avengers in the background.
Marvel Studios are in the midst of revealing its cast for Avengers Doomsday on a live stream.
At the moment, you can go and check it out right now on Instagram if you follow them.
But the main things we've seen so far,
the cast announcements,
are of course Chris Hemsworth as Thor,
Anthony Mackie as Captain America,
Sebastian Stan, the Winter Soldier,
Paul Rudd, Ant-Man,
which is really exciting stuff
because this is all the people
that make Marvel what it is in the way.
I was very sad to lose the Scarlett Johansson,
to lose Chris Evans.
Yeah, Robert Downey Jr.
Robert Downey Jr. Who hopefully is coming back in that new role.
Okay, this is all brand new information.
Oh, if you haven't seen him.
No, no, I'm not annoyed.
I'm just like, what happened?
ScarJo was awesome.
I thought Chris Evans was like Captain America.
I didn't see anyone else playing that role.
And what was the other one?
I don't want to tell you.
Who got dropped?
Robert Crescent.
Oh, Robert Downey Jr., yeah.
But Robert has also become somebody else, it seems.
Yeah, they've re-employed him.
I always think the actors, when they do these announcements,
must be like, yes, another payday for Marvel.
I know, payday to Simu Liu, who's Shang-Chi.
Florence Pugh is back as Yelena, who is amazing, is it?
Kelsey Grammer is Beast. He starred inelena, who is amazing? Is it Kelsey Grammer?
Is Beast?
He starred in the X-Men, The Last Stand.
And then also the Fantastic Four.
Some of the cast are back there too.
Lesser well-known names, but like Joseph Quinn, he's in.
If you're a Marvel fan, you can go onto the Marvel Universe Instagram,
and I've got a live stream there,
and it's just going across every 15 minutes to a new announcement.
Like they're just showing the chairs of all the actors that are being announced.
So it's a long watch.
We haven't seen Robert Downey Jr. yet,
apart from when we saw him at Comic-Con last year in July,
revealing that he would be, I believe, coming back.
Yeah, returning.
Dr. Doom or Mr. Doom or something like that.
Yeah, it would be interesting talking to guys who play the Avengers
and going, when you find out you're doing another movie,
what's the first thing you buy?
Because you'd think you'd be like, I've always wanted that thing
and now I can afford it because I know a new payday is coming.
You know when you spend your money before you got it?
That's always intrigued me about acting.
It's like the big A-list actors.
Like, that day must be amazing, right?
When you go, shit, I've booked
Marvel. Especially when you're actors, and I think
that there was so much love with
the kind of the mains of the, like, the Scarlet,
the, who plays the Hulk, what's his name again?
Mark Ruffalo.
Scarlet, Mark Ruffalo,
Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth,
those guys together, and Robert
of course,
they loved it.
I mean, the thing is, you felt they weren't afraid
to lean into the nerd realm.
They felt it, they were it,
they knew how important it was to so many people around the world,
even though it's playing a comic character.
And I think that's why it was sold so well,
because they took it so seriously.
Chris Evans took his role
as Captain America
so seriously
as you should
because of the payday
and stuff
but they also got into
the lore of it.
They sold it.
Samuel L. Jackson's
still kicking around.
Yeah, I believe he's still
alive Clint.
Yeah, he's still in there
but yeah,
Doomsday's not coming out
until 2026,
sorry to say Clint,
May 1st
but it already sounds
like an epic movie
and I don't think
we've had a Marvel movie
as good as Endgame
Infinity War, which hopefully this is going to be bringing
that back. Cool. Alright, hey,
this morning we're going to be catching up
with the Ejabos. Traps still in
the Edge safe house. We'll go through the clues.
We'll hit them with a challenge. If they're successful,
we'll release a clue. They're getting one step closer to
finding out where in New Zealand they are.
And hopefully, you winning $10,000.
Can I just say,
Steph's been texting me.
What?
I reckon.
Privately?
Yeah.
She's trying to throw it,
but I'm not going to allow it.
Throw it?
She's deliberately
going to lose the challenge?
No, no.
What is it when she wants
to win it and try to make me
let her win?
Oh no, you said that wrong.
She's trying to rig it.
Rig it.
But it's not happening on my watch.
Okay, so she's trying to win by cheating, not trying to throw the challenge.
Not happening.
Okay.
Clint, Meg and Dan.
Oh, my gosh.
It's Clint, Meg and Dan's.
Do what you want.
Yeah, if you haven't seen online, TikTok has dropped what is the chubby filter,
or called the chubby filter.
It was a filter that you would put a photo in, and it would be like,
this is what you would look like if you happened to be what Megan looks like.
Well, not obviously with me, but, like, you know,
this is what you'd look like if you put on some weight.
And people were like...
So it'll give you, like, it'll put an extra 30 pounds, you know,
15, 20 kilos on you.
Yeah, exactly.
And people would upload it and be like, oh, my God, hilarious.
Why have they deleted that?
And then, what do you mean?
Well, they do filters for everything.
So they've gone, hey, if you want to look like,
if you want to see what you look like a lot larger, then here it is.
Yeah, no, it's not even a lot larger.
It's just a little larger.
I don't know why that would need to be a filter.
Well, TikTok's gone woke again.
Like, why?
In what way? Well, then you're going to need to delete a filter. Well, TikTok's gone woke again. Like, why? In what way?
Well, then you're going to need to delete all, like, heaps of other filters then.
The one with no teeth.
The one with, you know, like, that's the whole fun of a filter.
Come on. What if you're, I mean, is chubby chaser an offensive term to use?
Yeah, yeah.
Is it?
Because I was like, what if that's your thing and you like that?
And then you like people looking a little bit larger than normal.
Well, it's fake anyway.
It's fake anyway.
And then they could just probably find people
that are just standard size 14, size 16 sizes.
Yeah, but I mean, like, if you're putting on filters
to make your face look different or to make your face look skinnier,
then why can't you also have a filter that makes your face look larger?
Because everyone's into all different things, right?
Yeah.
Because by taking it away, doesn't that also suggest
that being larger is bad? And that's
why we've removed that filter?
I think it was because most of them were like mocking,
joking captions of like, look how
hilarious that, like, oh my god,
if I was to look like this. It caused
the way people used it caused a lot
of... I hope they don't delete the one where you poke
your tongue out and your eyes go up and down like that. That's funny.
That's my favourite one.
In other news, an Australian man has won this new TV show
over in the States called Deal or No Deal Island.
So I think it's a mix between Deal or No Deal and Survivor.
And he's won the biggest prize in television history, $19 million.
Oh, Mr Beast will not be happy
because that was one of his Guinness World Records after
doing Beast Games. The most money ever
given away on a TV series.
And he's already won
Australian Survivor.
So he's like one of those people that does...
So he already won a million bucks and then he goes on another show
to see if lightning will strike twice.
I love playing that game at Time Zone, the Deal or No Deal
one. It's a fun game. I always, the deal or no deal one. Yeah.
It's a fun game.
I always wanted to play that in real life.
Jeremy Corbett used to be the host.
There was a New Zealand version,
if anyone forgets.
There's still an Australian one as well.
They do it in Australia.
It's hugely rating over there.
Yeah, I don't know why the New Zealand,
I mean, we just don't make anything in New Zealand anymore.
Yeah, if Clint's keen to host it though,
if you do,
I'm going to host anything, mate.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And Grindr is having its 16th birthday this week. We touched on it a if you do. I'm going to host anything mate. And Grindr is having its
16th birthday this week.
We touched on it
a little bit yesterday.
Turns out the busiest
time of the day
globally on the app
is 9pm.
So if you want a few
matches on Grindr.
Pretty cool.
And if you're looking
for a bottom
South Africa has the most
when it comes to
Grindr users.
Oh really?
Yeah.
Can you list yourself
as a bottom or a top on there?
I guess you can, right?
Yeah.
So then people know.
Oh, I think you probably have to.
Yeah.
Don't you?
Wouldn't that be a thing you'd put on Grindr?
Not really.
I don't need to put what sex positions I like
on a Tinder profile.
Yeah.
I just thought.
You could put it in your bio.
Yeah.
Hmm.
I don't think it's that,
I don't think it's that nuance
where it's like this is me and that's it, but maybe it is. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. I don't think it's that nuance where it's like this is me
and that's it
but maybe it is
yeah I don't know
I'm very interested by that
yeah like
it's just such a world
that I have no idea about
yeah
so Sarah
what 16 years old
yeah 16 years old
2009 it came out
and then Tinder
not until
2012
so it was
Grindr was kicking around on its own for a while it was a pioneer yeah before all of a sudden they were like came out and then Tinder not until 2012. So Grinder was
kicking around
on its own
for a while
before
it was a pioneer.
Yeah,
before all of a sudden
they were like
what if we did
what they're doing
for Grinder
but for everybody.
I know,
poor Grinder
that kind of got it
taken a,
you know,
I just assumed
that they copied Tinder.
It's the fourth
highest grossing
dating app globally.
Yeah.
Someone else
has just texted
saying Clint
would host anything.
I've got a two-year-old
birthday party this weekend, bro.
Oh, fuck.
I've got football Saturday.
So that might...
Have it Sunday and Clint will be there.
Yeah, if there are TV cameras, let me know.
Is your kid famous?
Hey, next on the show of the moment,
Dan found out when the world found out
that Liam Lawson, Kiwi Formula One driver,
had been dropped from Red Bull.
In fact, Liam Lawson may have also found out when we found out.
Shocking.
That's terrible if that's the case.
Clint Megadam.
Leshko.
Very, very shocking news.
Worldwide news and big here in New Zealand because Kiwi Formula One driver Liam Lawson,
after only two races with Red Bull, looks like he's already lost his seat.
Yeah, we found out yesterday.
I mean, it still hasn't been confirmed by official sources,
but the sources that have broken the news are credible,
and I think they would know.
I saw this, there's a guy called Kim Illman,
who's like a massive, if you're a Formula One fan,
you follow this guy.
He's like a photographer,
so he does a lot of the photography at the track.
All the drivers trust him.
He's like in on all the news.
He said yesterday he dropped a bombshell on his YouTube channel.
Have a listen.
Now, one of the interesting things about this
is that the story was broken by this fellow, Jackie Martins,
who works for a smallish publication in the Netherlands called The Limburger.
He broke the story.
But my understanding is, and this is terrible,
Liam wasn't told of the decision.
He would have heard about it once this story got out.
And that is a terrible thing to do to
a young fella. So it was
broken hours before they had the big meeting in
Dubai about Liam. Yeah,
so like us going along with our lives,
not that it's anywhere near
on this bigger scale, but finding out, getting
a text from a random person, being like, oh, I'm sorry
to hear about the job, babe. I've heard as well.
Exactly. I don't want to spread rumours.
This is what I've heard
and you can tell me, Dan,
if this sounds like this lines up.
But Red Bull have a Honda engine
and so Honda's a Japanese company.
They have the contract
with Red Bull
till the end of this year
so they know that
they have a bit of pull
and so they've demanded
they want a Japanese driver
in the Red Bull car
because they're a Japanese company
that make the engine and so they want Tsunoda to take Liam's car because they're a Japanese company that make the engine
and so they want Tsunoda to take Liam's spot.
That's another one of the theories here
and they've jumped on the situation
Liam hasn't been performing in Red Bull's eyes
so they've jumped on and gone,
well, we've got Tsunoda, let's put him in there
and that's kind of the narrative.
This was the moment that Dan found out
when Meg saw the news story first
and Dan was like, surely I'm being trolled because we know
he's the biggest Liam Lawson fan.
He was very confident. He was like, Meg, it's fake.
It's fake.
Oh my god.
It's not on Herald.
Oh my god.
It's just breaking news and stuff right now.
F*** me. That is
f***ing God.
I'm going to cry.
I'm just so gutted for him
That poor guy
Yeah
I was really shocked yesterday
What about the comments
Because we put up a video
Of Dan defending
Liam Lawson
Because Dan goes around
All the different
Social media platforms
And if he sees anything
About Liam Lawson
He'll jump in the comments section
And defend Liam
Not because Liam's arsed
But just because
You know
It won't surprise you.
That post that we put up trying to defend him
has brought the trolls.
Has it?
Yeah.
Has it actually?
One of them on TikTok's got like hundreds of thousands of views
and comments, and it's mainly people trolling going.
Getting angry at Liam or angry at you?
Both.
Saying that he doesn't deserve the seed.
A lot of them Kiwis as well.
And God, it pains me to see New Zealanders pulling down New Zealanders,
already kicking them when he's down, already.
He must be at a very low point mentally.
Oh, yeah.
And then for him to see that.
Yeah, it's only funny if they're being mean to Dan,
not so much Liam.
Yeah, be mean to me.
Yeah, you know.
Actually, no.
Don't be mean to anyone.
It's really hard on social media as well.
It's almost worse than saying it to their face
because it's there forever, really.
I don't imagine he's jumping in the comments section, though.
I mean, for your appearance, you'd be telling Liam,
don't bother, mate.
Oh, my gosh.
And somebody has said something that is so untrue.
They're saying if Liam Lawson got replaced
by another blonde-haired, blue-eyed
racer, then Dan wouldn't care. He's just
racist against Japanese drivers.
Oh, brilliant.
And that comes up a lot.
Holy cow! No, no, no, no.
Even if it was a Swedish man,
the whitest of white replacing him, Dan would be
just as upset for Liam.
Clint, Meg and Dan. Spooky boots.
The Edge Safe House.
Yeah, the Edge Safe House with contacts somewhere in New Zealand.
Our Edge Afternoon Show has been taken.
You can knock on the door from now, 8am.
So, 8am till 7pm and say,
is this the Edge Safe House to win five grand?
And if you drop a pin online on their exact location,
you win the other five grand that way.
These are the clues we have so far.
South 11.
See you on the green.
The flight radar in the helicopter
was turned off so the team's flight
could not be tracked.
780 minutes.
12,200
kilometres squared.
76% in AU
which is, I think, is that gold in the
periodic table?
Is it gold, AU, or is it
AG? You're asking two people that don't
know science, Meg. But yeah, I think it
could be. It's definitely a periodic table.
Yeah, let's see.
And if you want to see those clues again, text
SAFE to 3343. It is gold, by the way.
Text SAFE to 3343. You can drop a
pin if you aren't in the area,
but you can get a free pin every day.
Just go and drop one right now.
Five of them.
Okay, drop a pin now if that makes sense to you, any of that.
Okay, the challenge that was given to the team this time yesterday
was a 24-hour challenge to learn both drivers of every Formula One team.
There are 10 teams.
That's 20 names.
Dan is only going to quiz Steph on three of the teams.
She needs to give us six names
to release the clue.
Guys, are you there?
Guys, can you hear us?
Someone just knocked.
Someone just knocked.
Someone just found us.
Oh my god!
We've been found!
Who are you?
We've been found!
Yes! Yes!
Amazing.
$5,000 extra contact us for life!
Whoa!
What is going on?
This is going...
My name is Jess.
Your name's Jess?
Yes.
Oh my God, you've been following along with the clues?
Yes.
What do they mean?
How did you find her?
Whoa!
Well, I kind of only went off one clue.
To find her how?
Which was the 12,200 kilometres clue.
And I just knew you guys were in the Bay of Plenty.
So I just started searching.
How did you know that, though?
I wasn't sure.
I wasn't 100% sure.
But all I knew was that I didn't believe the walls.
So I was like, look at the ceilings
and look at the floors, and if they match
up, then surely it's the house.
Where are we? So you guys are in
Mount Maunganui.
Oh, really?
Do you want to ask her if she dropped a pin
first?
I did drop a pin last night, yeah. Did you?
So if she, we don't know if that's true, but if she
was the first one to drop that pin,
then it would be $10,000.
But somebody else could have also dropped the pin.
So wait, so you'd see...
How do you find a house from now in this mountain?
The house from the carpet and the roof,
but I can't even see the roof.
I could see it in some of the Instagram videos.
Oh my God.
And so what did you just, how did you find the house though?
Is it on Trabi or like...
It's on Airbnb. I did you find the house though? Is it on Trabi or like? It's on Airbnb.
I couldn't find the exact location because you couldn't find the location unless you booked.
So I sent it to my sister and she ended up finding it on a different website.
So yeah, and it had the address.
So I came, I'm from Hamilton, but.
You drove from Hamilton?
My partner bought me this morning.
Oh my God, guys, She's driven from Hamilton.
To be so sure driving from Hamilton to Mount Monganui,
I can't believe with those clues.
That's so wild.
That is unbelievable.
Yeah, no, I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't so sure.
Wow, okay.
The carpet and roof are so nondescript.
I know.
It's your classic garage.
It was like the lights, that little mark by the light as well,
it's like on the photos, yeah. It's the tiniest mark, you guys.
That's crazy detective skills from you and your sister.
Holy.
So what are you going to do with the $5,000 potentially if you were the first person that
pinned it, 10K?
I have like an exchange program coming up, so that will really help going towards that.
Where are you going?
America.
Ah, how fun.
Yeah. Yeah.
And then my mum and my sister help,
so give them a count.
And my partner for bringing me.
Petrol money, eh?
Yeah, nice.
Oh, my God.
Well, congratulations.
That's epic.
Thanks to contact,
you've just won $5,000
with our stonepiles.
We're going home.
We're going home.
We're going home.
Guys, I can see my baby.
He took four steps yesterday and I'm so gutted that I missed that.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
They always say the fifth step's the best, though.
Yes, yes.
That's always telling.
All right, well, congratulations, team.
You have been found.
What was our winner's name?
Jess.
What's your name again?
My name is Jess.
Jess.
Congratulations.
Jess has done what no one else managed to do,
and Edge Arvos will be out. She used to be a private investigator. Cheers. Congratulations. Jess has done what no one else managed to do,
and the Ejavos will be out.
She used to be a private investigator.
That's incredible.
Unreal.
I still don't know how $12,200 came to the total. Okay, maybe jump on the live stream if you have been following along.
Wait, how's this gone down?
And the team can catch up with Jess in a little more detail.
Safe to 3343.
Check out the live stream and all will be revealed.
As I said before, we need to stop using Airbnb.
That's the second one.
But I don't think it was on Airbnb because she was even saying
that her sister used a different website.
I just don't understand how you can find it from those
clues. Unbelievable. Well done.
Clint, Meg and Dan.
If you haven't heard, we are doing something
we think is really exciting
because life gets busy and intimacy can take a back seat.
But just because the spark feels lost in your relationship,
it doesn't mean it's gone.
We want to hit the reset button for one night and connection.
It's called the Big Bang.
And it may not be for everybody, but there is one person I know in my heart
that would be very, I think, keen to jump on to think
it would be a good idea and to be involved with.
All like a celebrity endorsement?
Yeah, yeah, I would say so.
I've got to place the call.
Wait, does Dan know who it is?
Dan may have seen my, with the number
I just put in here.
Don't say anything, Dan.
Okay.
Good morning.
Christine.
Christine.
Christine.
There she is.
Hi.
Christine, have you been listening to the show this week at any point?
Off and on.
That's all right.
You might have missed something that I think you'd be really keen on.
Yeah.
If I said to you two words, big bang.
Something rude.
Yes, good.
Yes.
That's where we're going.
We've actually had somebody reach out
and then a lot of people reach out
since then talking about,
not an issue you deal with, Christine,
but lacking intimacy
in their long-term happy relationships.
And so we're looking at setting in a date
where everybody, you know,
connects with their partner together
to break the ice.
Universally on the same day.
Yeah.
I don't know if it'll be mum's thing.
Oh, is that something you're into, Christine?
Oh, okay.
So what's the date?
No mother questions.
She's like, I'll put in my diary.
When?
You just tell me when.
Dad won't say no.
Yeah.
Okay, so Dad's in and Mum's looking to pencil the date.
Yeah.
Great.
Do we have a date?
It's a couple of Wednesdays away, 9th of April.
You got your diary there, Christine?
So 9th of April, I have to have a big bang.
Yes, Christine, in your words.
Correct.
Yeah.
Not have to. If you want to, but I
don't doubt that it would be.
And you should run it by Dags, obviously.
He has to be in on the idea as well.
Oh my gosh, I wouldn't even have
to say anything.
I'd only have to give him
a come on and it would only take
two seconds and he'd be in like,
there he goes.
Okey-dokey.
OK, 9th of April.
9th of April.
Lock it in.
Does it matter what time of the day?
No.
No, Christine, no.
What time of the day would you be doing it out of interest?
Well, it depends if you want me to do it at a certain time,
then I need to know.
Should we say like 9 o'clock?
No, we're not doing it in the morning. She doesn't need to be
on air with us. In the morning,
excuse me, I need to be out
walking or running at 9 o'clock, mate.
Okay, yeah. Well, maybe you could skip cardio
that day.
You probably wouldn't need it.
Daniel!
Just because it's not your mum.
Oh, God. I love you, Christine. I'll see you tomorrow. I'd avoid her on the mum. Oh, God.
I love you, Christine.
I'll see you tomorrow.
I'd avoid her on the night, though, Clint.
Yeah, I won't be popping in. You cancelled family dinner that night.
Isn't it family dinner Wednesdays?
Yeah, it is.
It is, isn't it?
Yeah, it used to be, yeah.
Yeah.
It's dinner for John.
There you go.
Thank you, Daniel.
I've got my diary out,
and I'll just write sex nights of April, okay? That's all we need. Make sure you put it in John's diary, Daniel. I've got my diary out, and I'll just write sex the night of April, okay?
That's all we're doing.
Make sure you put it
in John's diary too.
See ya, love you.
Yeah, love you too.
Oh, I love her.
Love her to bits, Chris.
She doesn't need encouraging, Meg.
Thank you.
She's the coolest.
Yeah.
Anyway.
All right.
Gen Z quiz is next.
I'm just like, what are we doing?
I'm all flustered.
Yeah, so this should be the easiest quiz
if you're a millennial that you would ever go through.
You should be getting a perfect score every single week.
No excuses.
But those who are in the Gen Z age bracket
really struggle with some of these,
so we're going to continue playing until, yes,
our Gen Z 4.0's workday host gets a perfect score.
Today, I reckon it's going to be easy.
Ah, you always say that, and you always, I think, then jinx her.
Yes.
Clint, Meg and Dan.
Yes, from the Four News Workday, it's here for the Gen Z quiz.
If she gets a perfect score, she never has to play again.
Otherwise, we will continue to educate her about things that happened
before her generation existed.
Yeah.
I'll get it today.
There's genius vibes in there, just like the girl that found the safe house.
Yeah.
I am feeling the genius vibes.
And do you think
the genius vibes
are coming from yourself?
Yeah.
Okay, let's see.
Here's your first question,
yeah,
it's a simple one to start.
What boy band,
there's a clue,
sings this song?
Everybody get up
Oh yeah.
It is
I want rock and roll
Is that it? To put another dime in the jukebox, baby. Who sings and roll Is that it?
To put another dime
In the jukebox, baby
To my baby
Who sings it?
Is that it?
No?
That's the song?
Well, I think it's
It's like a remix
Yeah
It samples that song
Yeah
I'm gonna go with
Oh, this is hard
The answer was actually
In the song
S Club 7
It's Five
The band Five
I've never heard of it
Oh, how dare you
Ugh
Five
It literally says Five
Oh it's Five
The concert at YouTube
We took you there last year
And we loved it
Baby when the lights go out
Keep on moving
Oh my god
Alright
Name this TV show yes
To protect the world
From devastation
To unite all peoples
Within our nation
To denounce the evils Of truth and love To extend our reach To the stars above From devastation. To unite all peoples within our nation.
To denounce the evils of truth and love.
To extend our reach to the stars above.
That's a whining one.
It's iconic.
They're like a villain duo on what TV show?
A villain duo on what TV show?
Sharkboy and Watergirl?
That's Pokemon.
You mean Sharkboy and Lavagirl?
Yeah.
But no, that's still incorrect. Waterboy and Firegirl? No, it was Team That's Pokemon. You mean Shark Boy and Lava Girl? Yeah. But no, that's still incorrect.
Water Boy and Fire Girl?
No, it was Team Rocket from Pokemon, unfortunately.
I've never heard of that before.
You've never heard of Pokemon? You know Pokemon, but you don't know Team Rocket.
I know Pokemon, Pikachu and stuff like that,
but that's all I know.
Yeah, so you know Ash?
Ash was always fighting against Team Rocket.
Yeah, it's good.
You can catch up another time.
Anyway, over to...
Master System, Mega Drive and Dreamcast, was always fighting against Team Rocket. It's good. You can catch up another time. Anyway, over to...
Master System,
Mega Drive
and Dreamcast
all gaming consoles
from which company?
So it's the overall company
that sell the gaming console?
The Master System,
the Mega Drive
and the Dreamcast.
Is it some sort of sex thing?
Pardon?
No, it's gaming console.
Gaming console.
Yes.
Gaming console.
Did you listen to the question?
I think sometimes
you just need to listen more.
Mega Drive and Dreamcast.
I wouldn't buy one of those anymore.
Have you not heard of a Sega Mega...
Sega!
No?
Mega Drive.
Mega Drive sounds sexual.
Okay.
Let's see if you can get at least one.
Here's your next question.
Speaking of my system.
Who is this person, very famous person, doing some shopping?
I bought this table?
This chess set.
Isn't it beautiful, this set?
Your chess set in your library?
No, this one's bigger.
This is bigger.
Wow.
Oh, it's sold, look.
How about this one, right?
Is this yours?
Yeah, that's the sold sign.
Her voice is iconic.
No.
Can you put that on the list?
Michael Jackson?
Yes!
She's got one!
Whoa, that was a real close your eyes Hail Mary.
Okay, okay.
Go, yes.
I'm very proud of you.
I think we've even almost had this one before.
So if you've remembered every single question,
not this question specifically,
but if you remember every answer we've ever done,
we've told you this information.
Some of the ones Bella's done, though.
No, no, I know you've had this one.
Uncle Jesse.
Oh, Full House.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Well done.
I love it.
Good on you, yeah.
So two from five, not bad.
Well, no, it is.
It's not even a pass.
Yeah, it is bad.
It's 40%. Yeah, it's all right. Hey, I've done worse. It's not even a pass. Yeah, it is bad. It's 40%.
Yeah, it's all right.
Hey, I've done worse.
You can definitely have.
Yeah.
40% is great for me.
I'm actually proud of myself.
Okay, so next we're going to go through the clues of Safe House.
I think everybody wants to know how Jess found them.
Oh, I'm so intrigued.
Actually, so do we.
We're like, how the hell has she done it so soon? I'm sorry, I suspect foul play. Pardon? I genuinely do. I suspect so intrigued. Actually, so did we. We're like, how the hell has she done it so soon?
I'm sorry, I suspect foul play.
Pardon?
I genuinely do.
I suspect foul play.
I don't believe it.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, well, let's go through the clues and see if it was possible
that Jess could have found the Edge safe house on day four with the clues.
Clint, Meg and Dan, safe house.
If you missed it at about five past eight this morning,
the Ejavo team were found.
My name's Jess.
Yes.
Oh, my God, you've been following along with the clues?
Yes.
What do they mean?
How did you find her?
Whoa!
I kind of only went off one clue,
which was the 12,200 kilometres clue,
and I just knew you guys were in the Bay of Plenty,
so I just started searching.
How did you know that, though? searching. How did you know that though?
Okay. How did she know?
Let's go through the clues. Clint, you play it.
I'll explain it. Okay.
Because Jess is $10,000 richer thanks
to contact. This is how she did it.
Your first clue is
11.
Okay. The postcode numbers
add up to 11.
Oh, that's tricky.
Oh, that's, yeah.
Yeah, I don't know if anyone's deciphering that one.
Okay.
Your next clue is see you on the green.
Two golf courses are near the house.
Okay, see you on the green, so that makes sense.
Okay, if you're tuning in, we're going through the clues.
That's how Jess found the Edge Safe House day four.
Right.
Your next clue is 780 minutes.
Right.
The time it takes to drive the length of the North Island.
Meaning it was somewhere in the North.
It's somewhere in the North Island.
Okay.
So here's another clue.
76%.
76%, approximately 3.8 million people live in the North Island.
Right.
Okay, so another North Island clue.
For your next clue, I'm going to enlist the help of my fave pop girlie.
Um, what?
A kidnapper can't, like, take McRae?
Oh, I didn't know we gave that one out.
That one is the crossing shopping centre is based in Tauranga.
Okay.
But I guess you've earned another clue.
So here we go.
07.
07 was the one today that wasn't actually even released
because we didn't get a chance.
No, there's definitely some missed ones there.
Let me go through the ones that are on the website that you can get.
Oh, these might be other little bonus clues
that they got throughout the day on the live stream.
Right, so South was one.
The house is south of the Edge HQ.
Right. North Island
was another one. You're on 14th in
the race, which is North Island is the 14th
largest island in the world, the North Island.
The one that she said that gave
it away was 12,200
kilometres squared, and that's the amount of land
in the Bay of Plenty, and that's all the clues. Right's the amount of land in the Bay of Plenty
and that's all the clues.
Right, so she knew it was the Bay of Plenty
and then she's saying she jumped on Airbnb
and started looking at accommodation spots
that had a very similar floor and roof design.
The address was...
Or ceiling design.
234 Granada Street in Mount Munganui.
Okay.
Well, there you go.
So she's deciphered that from...
North Island, Bay of Plenty.
And there was also AU given away,
which is the Bay of Plenty has a history of gold mining.
I just, I find that so...
How many Airbnbs would she have had to go through
in the Bay of Plenty?
Well, I guess we'll chat with her next
because she's still hanging out in the house with the team about how many Airbnbs you spend.
Had to go through.
Had to go through and flick through.
Like, I don't know, are we talking 40, 400?
Well, I guess you'd kind of correlate it as well.
You'd find out which ones are booked out, which ones aren't, and then you'd narrow it
down to a certain amount.
I think so.
That are booked out for a week or so.
I think this Airbnb, I think we had was unbooked, so you could have like booked it. So it was like a
they released the dates.
So the dates weren't booked. Okay, we're going to cross
to the house next and find out what's
been going on because it's been about 30 minutes since Jess
found the house and
the guys will be released
later on today and we'll get that
money into Jess's account. All thanks to contacts
powering the things that make it good to be
home and the Adjavos are going
home. Oh, man.
They must be so relieved. Later on today, though, you said
so they still have to stick around for a bit longer.
Yeah. Clint, Meg and Dan.
Hey, they were found,
Ejavos, Sean, Steph and Harrison
this morning. We're about to put them through another
challenge and release a clue.
And then midway through, or just at
the start of being able to do that at about five past
eight this morning, this happened.
To give us six names to release the clue.
Guys, I think someone just knocked.
Hello, guys.
Guys, are you there?
Guys, guys, guys, guys, can you hear us?
Someone just knocked.
Yeah, we can hear you.
Someone just knocked.
Shut up.
Someone just found us.
Harrison had obviously just knocked it up there.
Someone found you.
Yeah.
So I'm going to very quickly run through the clues just for people catching up.
South, the house is south of the Edge headquarters.
11, the postcode numbers added up to equal 11.
See you on the green.
Two golf courses are near the house.
You're 14th in the race.
North Island is the 14th largest island in the world.
The flight radar on the helicopter was turned off.
Te Huka, Conte Energy's Te Huka geothermal power station is in the North Island.
780 minutes, it takes the time to drive the length of the North Island.
12,200 kilometres squared is the amount of land in the Bay of Plenty.
76% is how many people live in the North Island, 3.8 million people.
And AU, the Bay of Plenty region, has a history of gold mining.
Right, now it's been about 30, 40 minutes since you guys were found by Jess.
She is on the live stream.
You can text SAFE to 3343 as they're all catching up and getting to know each other.
Fill us in.
What have we missed, team, in the last 30 minutes?
Well, we've been breaking down the clues.
A lot of people were quite upset on the live stream that it got found so quickly.
A lot of people are calling foul play, but Jess is adamant that she just,
you're not working
at the moment, right?
Jess, you've been
devoting every single
minute to finding this house.
We've also found that
Jess is an actual
mastermind slash stalker.
She has an album
in her phone
from videos.
She's got about
a hundred photos
and there's screenshots
of marks on the wall,
us dancing,
all this stuff.
Like imagine a pinball
of red twine
going through photos. It's that but just on the phone version. dancing, all this stuff. Like imagine a pinball of red twine going through photos.
It's that, but just on the phone version.
Wow.
It's incredible.
It's a masterpiece, Jess.
Wait, is Jess's partner sitting next to her?
Is that her partner?
Yeah.
And he's just shaking his head because I think he probably thought,
Jess, you're crazy, but I bet he doesn't now.
Do you think Jess is a little bit crazy for doing what she's done
this week? Yeah, she's only told
me yesterday.
She's been hiding this from you.
So what was the pitch like when Jess was like, hey, mate, can you
drive me to Tauranga at seven in the morning?
That's pretty much what it was. I just finished
a night shift job.
So you guys actually live in Hamilton. So what went through your
mind when she was like, hey, can we
just take a little roadie?
At first, I didn't want to do it,
but when she showed me the clues,
I said, I think you're onto something here.
What a story.
What a way to finish a night shift as well
is like winning 5K.
Like, that's pretty cool.
Must be a fever dream for you, man.
You've been up for 14 hours.
Yeah, I was up since 9 p.m. yesterday.
Wow.
Jez, I still want to like... I'm going to quit my job now. Can Jez hear me? Yes, I was up since 9 p.m. yesterday. Wow. Jess, I still want to like...
I'm going to quit my job now.
Can Jess hear me?
Yes, I can hear you.
Jess, how do you still, because with all the clues we have,
it's mostly North Island and Bay of Plenty.
How do you whittle it down to finding a house in all of that area?
So it was hard.
I went through a lot of houses on Airbnb.
I don't know. I kind through a lot of houses on Airbnb. I don't know.
I kind of was just clicking into the house.
If the carpet was light, I'd click off straight away.
And I was like, it's not that house.
How many of you reckon you went through just before you were like,
actually, that could be it?
Hundreds.
Like so many.
Yeah, I went through lots.
And I didn't even start in the Bay of Plenty.
So like lots.
Wow. I think I started in like Christchurch. Started, I went through lots. And I didn't even start in the Bay of Plenty, so like lots. Wow.
I think I started in like Christchurch, started looking in Christchurch.
I know, so, so far off.
And wow, the carpet is actually red because there's like rugs covering,
I would say, all of it, but actually almost all of it.
Yeah, there's parts of it that are visual.
Oh, well done.
I mean, there's a lot of people that are pissed off that you found it,
but I mean, you've just worked so hard.
And what Harrison was saying before about your phone camera roll
is like something from Homeland.
Well done.
There's thousands and thousands of places in the Airbnb
that you can hire out.
So incredible work, Jess.
Wow.
Amazing.
Way to go, guys.
And once we get the Digi team sign off saying that,
yes, you were the first to drop the pin,
if that does become official, you'll become $10,000 richer thanks to contact.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
Thanks, contact.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Nice job, Jess.
It just goes to show you how big Safe House can be, you know?
Like, people just go full into it.
Off a bad amount of money, eh?
Yeah.
Contact powering the things that make it good to be home.
And Steph, Sean and Harrison, you will be home very, very soon.
Congratulations.
Yeah, well done, guys.
Thanks, guys.
Thanks so much to everyone who played along.
Appreciate it.
Can I just quickly ask you, Steph, who drives for Ferrari?
Ferrari is Lewis Hamilton and shows the clue.
Shows the clue.
That was a challenge today.
We never got to.
We didn't get to the challenge.
She may have aced it.
I guess we'll never know.
It's there.
Holy shit.
You made it the whole way through.
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