The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW #486 We should of finished on who??

Episode Date: March 31, 2025

Well this description was clearly written by AI... In today's episode of the Clint Meghan Dan Podcast, the trio dives into a variety of engaging topics. They kick things off with a light-hearted introduction and quickly shift gears to discuss a coworker caught spiking drinks with superglue, which leads to the team trying different spiked cola to see if they can identify the substances. Meg's supposed psychic abilities are put to the test with listeners calling in to guess their due dates. The team also debates whether it's appropriate to have best friends of the opposite sex while in long-distance relationships. Additionally, they run a contest involving an AI voice impersonating Meg and reflect on their reactions to various listener contributions. Tune in for laughter, debates, and the usual morning chaos!   00:00 Morning Greetings00:56 Foundation Talk and Makeup Tips02:40 6:00 AM Throwback05:06 Coffee Catch up08:25 Scandal with Meg: Fran Dreher's Love Life11:40 Getting to Know ya 16:55 Pet Psychic Linda's Readings27:15 Apps That Improve Your Sex Life35:17 Scandal with Meg: Sabrina Carpenter's Dating Life36:12 Celebrity Gossip: Sabrina Carpenter's Relationship Drama37:04 Social Media Reactions and Public Perception39:27 Workplace Scandals: Super Glue in the Coca-Cola40:42 Office Annoyances: Zoom Meetings and Sick Days51:57 Predicting Due Dates: Meg's Sixth Sense01:01:36 Long-Distance Relationships and Trust Issues01:10:23 Imposter Announcer Challenge

This is a podcast from Rover. Welcome to the podcast equivalent of a You Up text. Messy, slightly regrettable, but you'll still come back for more. This is the Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Oh, morning everyone. Christchurch. Yes. New Plymouth.

Yes. Hamilton. Yep. Dunedin. Napier. Yeah. Parmy. Invercargill.

Nelson. Roto-Vegas. Wednesday. Fungaday. Gisborne. Wellington. Dunn is. All right, you scarfies, get out of bed.

No drama's all. We'll just get the old heating going here. Oh, no, no, not the couch. Holy hell. Oh, well, now that's not it. We've got this. Wait, is that meant to be us? Come on, give us some heat.

Yeah, more than that, please, surely. Do that voice. It's Clint Magentown. Kia ora, good morning. It is one minute to six. Don't you think this backing music show, I always think it sounds like Men in Black? Oh, yeah.

Here come the men in black. Stop the show, Clint. Stop the show. Meg's got a new foundation. What are we thinking? She just said, she goes, guys, I've got a new foundation. What are we thinking? She just said, she goes, guys, I've got a new foundation. What are your thoughts?

Well, the thing is, look, I don't get to see my girlfriends on the regular. And you two, I've become them. You know what? Can I be honest? Yes, please. Because you love honesty. Uh-oh. Shit.

I know. I think it has got potential, but I think you haven't put it on quite right. You've caked it on a bit too much. Too heavy? Too heavy. I did do two layers. All right, I'll stick to one layer tomorrow. Don't take makeup advice from Dan.

No, no, no. I've gone heavy. I've gone heavy. I'll go lighter tomorrow. I think so. But I actually think it's lovely. Okay, but you think it looks heavy? I think getting a new foundation,

I think it takes time to kind of get used to it. Clinton. What? You've been very naughty here. Now, I think, takes time to kind of get used to it. Clinton. What? You've been very naughty here. Now, I heard what Dan said, and I hear you trying to put him on your bus. Yeah, now he's doing a weight joke. He's making a weight joke. He's making a heavy joke.

I'm just... Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I'm just putting a little... Don't say I said it. You are doing the heavy joke. I'm just putting a little trip in front of Dan. Six-month pregnant woman, and you're calling a heavy Clinton. And I'm coaxing Dan Ford into the trap. Well, unfortunately, Clint, I'm going to step around that trap and let you sit there. And you're calling a heavy Clint out. And I'm coaxing Dan forward into the trap.

Well, unfortunately, Clint, I'm going to step around that trap and let you sit there. And you're falling in, Clint. All right. I set it off around my own arm

while I was trying to put it in front of Dan. That's a first. Cash Trap back at seven and eight. We appreciate you choosing us nice and early this morning.

It's going to be a fun show. Clint, Meg and Dan. You're on the edge. Clint, Meg and Dan. Did I already say that? No. Okay. Thought I. Clint, Meg and Dan. You're on the edge, Clint, Meg and Dan. Did I already say that? No. Okay, I thought I said Clint, Meg and Dan twice. No, no, you just said the edge.

Monday, still early, eh? Remember we said you can make any mistake you want as long as it's pre-6.30. We did make that rule ourselves. It hasn't officially been passed by the bosses. I think we should run that past them again. We're going to get into your 6am throwback. Are you excited for your Monday?

I actually saw an Instagram clip this morning talking about your subconscious mind and talking about if you tell yourself today is going to be a great day, then the rest of your thoughts and your body kind of follow that ethos, right? Because your subconscious is going, okay, what are we doing?

What's happening today? You create your reality. They say that, yeah. So as soon as your feet hit the ground, you go, today's going to be a great day. It's going to be a great week. Yeah, maybe you don't quite believe it on day one. You believe it a little more day two.

And by day three, it's like, hey, it's working. I don't think you need to say it more than once. You can't just go, today's going to be a good day and just expect it to be good. You have to really manifest it. Well, I think that's kind of what the 6am throwback is. You know, it's like, right, let's get you excited and go, oh my gosh, today's starting great.

So hopefully that's what we're going to do this morning. Kesha dropped a new track on Friday. Put me down at the trailer park. We play just like I'm on fire. Singing yippee-ki-yay, yippee-ki-yay-ya. Bitch, I just gotta bring it down. I really like it. Come on, you're a boppy.

It's catchy, it's catchy. I mean, it's not going to win a Grammy, but it's a good song. And I was like, right, she's dropping new music, so let's do a throwback. Kasia themed. She's got a huge back catalogue. If you actually go through Kasia hits,

you'll be there a while before you run out. Yeah. Whenever I think of cash I always think of that red carpet video have you seen her where she goes it's Jerry Seinfeld

and he denies her a hug she's like can I have a hug and he's like nope and then she doubles down and he goes oh come on

and just one hug no I actually think that's a dick move from him like completely turns her down I just don't think

I'd go the second bite like if he goes no thanks just don't think I'd go the second bite. Like if he goes, no thanks, I don't think I'd go, oh, come on. It's like watching two people with no social cues together interact. I think she thinks he's joking at first. Yeah. So of all the hits that Cash has

got, which throwback do you choose? I'm actually going to go with one that is my sister-in-law's favourite, my brother's wife. She's having her birthday today. Oh, happy birthday. Yeah, happy birthday, Bex. If you're a Shorty fan, you may remember her as Dawn.

She played Dawn on Shorty for about five or six years. Great actress. Probably still asleep. May not get the shout out, but here is your early birthday present that the rest of us also get to enjoy. Yay.

It's Kesha. What's her favourite song? This will get her a dancing on a table. It's raising hell. It's about this hour in the morning. Ready, yeah. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh.

Yeah, I just wanted to hammer home. Meg spoke about this last week, the TV show Adolescence. It is on Netflix at the moment. I've started watching it. I think it was two weeks ago. Yeah, yeah, a while ago. You were a very early adopter. I've just started watching it in the last week or so.

I genuinely, if you love drama and you love watching incredible acting, please do yourself a favour and watch Adolescence. I just started watching it and it's all shot one, each episode is one shot, like Meg said. And I think that changes it because my mum watched it up until episode three and then she didn't even finish it. Yeah. And she was like, ah,

it's a bit slow. And then I told her it's shot in one shot and she completely changed her perspective. Yeah. Isn't it funny because I think she thought it was slow because they weren't like chop told her it's shot in one shot and she completely changed her perspective. Yeah. Isn't it funny because I think she thought it was slow because they weren't

like choppy changing the different scenes. But you don't even notice until you're right. Like you could watch it and not notice that it's all one shot. But it is.

Like it's just one camera and it's one shot throughout the whole, so there's no cuts. It's so bad how often I pause it though. I'm very annoying because I'm like,

how did they do that guy? That's incredible. This is what, the main kid in it is outstandingly phenomenal at acting to the point where he'll cry in a scene and it's real tears. When I watch, especially kids acting, sometimes I go, maybe they'll put eye drops in their eyes to help the tears long and fair enough. My daughter's had that.

They get a little thing and they blow it in their eyes and it's almost like Rob, like Robitussin, you rub on your chest, sort of burns your eyes and you're so glassy. And then they go, action, action, and they're already, but there's no way to hide when there's just one cut. And he's a nobody, right?

He's just a nobody. It's his first major role. Unbelievable. Yeah, the other thing is, on the second episode, this kind of school episode, 20,000 extras on that episode, which had to just be in the background and nobody had to stuff it up. Yeah.

Like not a single, you know, all these tens. Is someone overacting? Hey, I'd be watching the crowd. I was trying to find exactly the Netflix post that I saw over the weekend, but it's pretty much the gist of it is it's the most successful miniseries on the Netflix platform of all time.

And deservedly so. So I imagine a miniseries has to be like six or less eps. Yeah. Okay, so yeah, I'm just looking up his name's Owen Cooper. Remember the name, the kid. Breakthrough role. He doesn't even have a photo on, not LinkedIn, but what's the like... IMDB?

Yeah, he doesn't even have a photo because he's so new, I guess. Oh, he is going to be massive. He's going to win an Oscar one day. Like, if he continues what he's so new, I guess. Oh, he is going to be massive. He's going to win an Oscar one day. Like, if he continues what he's doing. Unbelievable. Yeah. Oh, my God, it's literally, that's the first acting he's done.

I'm looking on his wiki page. He played a bit of football at school and then next thing you know, he's doing some acting. I'm sure he will be the exception just because it's 2025 and things are different now. But you think of all the child actors from back in the day

and then they have this massive gap and then they do the couple of odd moves, and you realise they peaked at like 13. I think you'll find a lot of the child actors that go off the rails are American as well. I think that whole machine in America and Hollywood is a little bit different to the UK, where he's based. He's 15 years old, because you know sometimes as well people can look younger, but they're actually like 23, and you're like, oh, He's actually 15, and it has been said that his performance is the best debut ever seen by a child actor.

Yeah, unbelievable. Wow. I keep saying unbelievable. I desperately want to watch it, but I need to finish White Lotus. I need to finish the show before I start a new show. And White Lotus season three is such a slog. It's really slow, eh? Oh, my God.

Is it worth it? Did anyone get to the end? Is it worth it? Flick me a text, let me know. Clint, Meg and Dan. Stinky boots. Candle with Meg.

Okay, Fran Drescher, who in the background, Clint and I have learned Dan is obsessed with. Love it. The Nanny was one of my favourite shows as a kid. Here we go.

She created it. She was walking in a bridal shop and flashing queens. Still her boyfriend kicked her out in one of those crushing scenes. What was she to do? Where was she to go? She was out on her fanny. So over the bridge from Flushing to the Sheffield store.

She was there to sell makeup, but the father sold more. She had style. She had plan. She was there. That's how she became Fanny. She has been married to her husband for a very long time, but he did come out as gay a few years ago. But they became and stayed really good friends.

But I don't believe they've, like, kind of left each other's partnership. You know, they still, like, see each other as, like, married but as friends. Easier that way. Don't you reckon? If your partner left you for same sex, you'd be like, well, I mean... There's nothing I can do. Yeah, they just, unfortunately, I wasn't able to be...

And they'll probably always... That way, they just sort of were kind of repressing it, and so they... Possibly. They're still very close, she says, but what she said in an interview, that the interviewer was taken aback by, which I love,

is that she was talking about her love life and she has said, I have friends with benefits. I have a little rotation going on. Good on her. A little rotation. 67 years old and she has a little rotation. They sat there in a bit of shock

and then she said, I'm Fran Drescher. What did you think? She sounds a lot like Janice. What do you reckon she looks like now at 67? Does she look 67? Here we go. This is what she looks like 67 with a little rotation of friends with benefits on the go.

She hasn't changed at all. No, yeah. She's looking good for almost 70. Yeah. So as I said before, she's a very clever, very fierce lady. She wrote The Nanny, basically. So she starred and did most of the writing in it, created it. And she's now the president of the Screen Actors Guild,

which is a big kind of pay equity thing over in America. They do the Screen Actors Guild Awards. She's the president of it. So she's very strong. If I'm not everyone who wants to be a millionaire and I get a question about the nanny, I think I'll phone a friend and get Dan on. I think so too. He knows a lot. And now you know that she's got

a little friends with benefits rotation on the go because she, in her words, is Fran Drescher. I love it. She's like, of course I do. Of course. What do you think? Of course I've got men dropping at my woman. I'm just going to work my way through them with my gay husband. Well, not with him, but you know.

No, he's not there. He's been drawn to guys. Yeah, I don't think he's there. That's the latest in scandal this morning, guys. All right, cool. If you want free coffee for the rest of the week, give us a call. 0800 The Edge. We'll sort you out the voucher thanks to our show sponsor, Zed,

and get to know you a little better. Meg will throw a question at you and we'll try and assume what we think your answer might be. Leading is Meg. She's just out in front for the year at the moment. Dan and I tied for second. Clint, Meg and Dan. Getting to know Cara from Invers.

Hey, Cara. Cara drives a Ford. She's a deputy court register. She has a husband with three boys, a boy mum, and loves a Woz Jack. Oh, when you say deputy court register, do you mean registrar? Am I just saying it wrong? Registrar? Registrar.

Yes, yes. To be fair, I am reading what is written. Yes, I think whoever wrote that down, I think it's our producer Liv. Yeah. Yeah, sorry about that. What does that mean? What's a deputy court registrar?

Yeah, what do you do? That's the person that sits up next to the judge while court's being taken. Yeah, you're sort of... And what do you do? Make sure that court's running smoothly. And what happens if it's not running smoothly, Cara? What do you do?

It's very stressful. Wow, you tell people off? So the judge says, when can I see these people again? You have to quickly come up with a time and a date. So you're kind of like the... You've got all the information in front of you. Wow.

You're like the assistant to the judge, eh? A little bit, just in court. Yeah, just in court. Oh, God, this is so cool. And how many times does it go wrong where you do get stressed

and you're like, I have to reorganise this whole thing? Most of the time it's computer issues. Oh, yeah, bloody technology, eh? Oh, God, you're joking.

Our court system is computer issues. Yeah, just hit reset to start again. Oh, gosh. So, like, somebody's, like... Sometimes people get a little bit angry. Yeah. If somebody's trying to bring up some evidence in a slide

and they're like, hold on a second, PowerPoint's not plugged in. Yeah. Is there a middle USB? Yeah. What's going on? And the judge is getting pissed off, hey? They don't have time for that sort of stuff.

Oh. Yeah. Okay, well, Cara loves the washi puzzle. She's got her husband and her three boys. What did she get up to over the weekend? Okay. Boys? Mm-hmm. All right, we're going to answer on your behalf, Cara, and loves the Wazoo puzzle. She's got a husband and three boys. What did she get up to over the weekend? Okay. Boys? We're going to answer on your behalf, Kara, and see who was closest.

I think Kara, she lives a busy life. So she takes her weekend. She's very relaxed. So I think they stayed at home. They had sort of a stay-at-home weekend. Okay. And they didn't do anything. Okay.

She loves that about the weekend. I think the boys all chuck their helmets on and their scooters and they spend probably about two hours at a skate park. I think all of her boys are a little, Mermy's slightly older and they all had sports, so she felt like she spent the whole weekend at some sort of different sports field. That's a good pick.

Watching them play. What do the boys love playing these days? Rugby. Oh, okay. And football. Oh, only play both season at the moment rugby practice love they're very committed all right cara what did you get up to on the weekend did we any of us get close

you absolutely nailed it i had a league tournament and a water polo tournament thank you very much, Cara. I don't remember them playing football in a pool. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'll give it to her. Tournaments. Wow.

So, yeah, you just felt like you spent your whole weekend, which is lovely, and you supported your boys, but you would have felt like you spent your whole time. How'd they go? Did they go all right in the tournament? They won the water polo tournament, the Lower South Island champs. Oh, yay!

Well done. Yeah, good stuff. I'll be a proud mum. Yeah, well done, Cara. Yeah. And we're going to sort you out with vouchers you can go spend in store at Zed as well. So we'll give that to you ASAP. Clint, Meg and Dan.

If you, I mean, I don't know if you would have done it before, Meg. I imagine if anyone had, it would be you, of my friends. Had a pet psychic. Yeah. Looked into it. Have you? But I haven't actually, like... Actually, both, really. I've got two beloved pets. Both of them have been

in my life for, I mean, Plum. God, I don't even know how old she is. We adopted her when she was, we think, around six. From a cattery. Wait, so did you give your cat the name Plum or did she already have it? She had a name Missy. We didn't quite like Missy. For six years and then you just changed it?

Yeah, we were like, sorry, cool. Then you wonder why she doesn't come when you call her. She's like, Southern A. That's not my name, bitch. Yeah, it took a while to change it. Yeah, so we had her and we just said to them, give us the one that's been here the longest. Oh, that's lovely.

And she came home with us. Oh, just the love of my life. And then Nala, we're lucky with as well. Great dog. We've had her for seven years. I love, I've always adopted, well, I've only ever had cats, so I've always adopted them. I've never had a non-adopted or, yeah, I've never purchased a cat. Yeah, per se.

And they're just such, oh God, it's such one of the greatest joys. Oh God, we've got dads started on cats. Greatest joys of my life is having a pet. I don't think a home is a home without a pet. Why would you not get a, because I see them on TikTok and Instagram, why would you not get a pet psychic to do a reading? I'd love actually to find out whether Meg's cat Plum prefers the new name or is still a bit annoyed that it was changed. Absolutely amazing.

We really should look into that. It's been years, Plum. If she's still holding a grudge, get over it was changed. Absolutely amazing. We really should look into that. It's been years, Plum. If she's still holding a grudge, get over it. Honestly. That is so spoiled. But this is your way, yeah, to, I guess, find out.

We have a wonderful pet psychic, Linda. Yeah. She's a fantastic psychic. Yeah, wonderful is probably a better word than qualified, Meg. Yeah, good. I'm glad that you... Is she here yet or are we going to get her in next?

Linda, I mean, I think she's hanging around, but she's behind you, Dan. If you go, yeah, well, yeah. Do you want me to go get her in? Yeah, just open the door. I think she's just behind you, just waiting to be let in. And she says, oh, hello, Linda. Hello, my darling.

How are you? Hello, is this microphone I'm using, is it? Yes, it stands, but he can move off the side. I'll go away, darling. Hello, my darlings. How are you this morning? Yeah, we hear you're going to be in before 7 o'clock every morning this week doing readings for people.

And then the cool thing is you will instantly win $250 cash to go towards you and your pet. Yes, it's all thanks to Southern Cross Pet Insurance because it's your pet's time to shine at the Southern Cross Pet Insurance. Pawsies. Nominate your cats and dogs

now at southerncrosspet.co.nz forward slash pawsies. I'm with Southern Cross. They were amazing when Nala was attacked twice by another dog. They were incredible.

They're fantastic. And I've been doing cats and dogs for many years now. I used to just do humans and now I've sort of branched out and now I'm doing, I'd say more cats than dogs but many years now. I used to just do humans. And now I've sort of branched out and now I'm doing, I'd say more cats than dogs.

But I am open to dogs. So if you wanted to have a chat about your pet, give me a call, 0800 THE EDGE. Anything coming through for any of Meg's animals before we give listeners an opportunity to rack your brain and draw some of your power? So you've got Nala, who's very, very happy, and Denise, who's your cat, right?

No, I've got Plum. Her original name's Denise. Sorry, I thought her original name was Missy. Yeah, that's what I thought too. Somebody heard her before. Yes, that's her third name, my darling. Oh, my God. Oh, really?

Because I thought you'd just misheard Meg say Missy maybe at the start of the break. Mm, bugger. I am a psychic, but I've got very bad hearing. So funny. Text from Carlain said, but I've got very bad hair. So funny. Text from Carlene saying, I was thinking of Linda on Friday. Sometimes I can hear Dan's voice

when she says certain words. Funny thing to say. Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Clint, Meg and Linda. Yeah. Our resident psychic, who I didn't know Linda has the ability, supposedly, to also do readings for your pets.

Yes, if you need some pet advice, we'll always wonder what your pet would say to you if they could talk. You're in luck. I qualified a pet psychic. Linda is back to give you a pet reading and let them know how they go in the Southern Cross Pet Insurance Palsies.

So, Linda, good morning. Good morning, my darlings. Why were you laughing when you were introducing me? I just think, Linda, well, one, you've got a new look. I've dyed my hair red. Yes. Because redheads have more fun.

Yeah. You've got a new look and I just had no idea, darling Linda, that you were a qualified pet psychic. Yes, I am.

I'm a qualified pet psychic. How do you qualify for that? Where do you get your qualification for that? Oh, you don't need a qualification, Clint.

Qualification, schwalification. But you said you have one. No. Not at all. Oh. No, no, Clint. Qualification, schwalification. But you said you have one. No. Not at all. Oh. Yeah. I'm sure.

Also a compulsive liar. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. You can either read pets' minds or you can't. Think of Eliza Thornberry. I'm sort of like her in a way.

Okay. Okay. Right, she can talk to animals so that's a little different. We've got Gemma this morning. Gemma is from Upper Hutt, and I don't need to give you any more information, I imagine, Linda, because

you'll be able to read it. Yes, good morning, Gemma, through your psychic abilities. Good morning, Payne. Good morning. Good morning, Gemma. You sound like a lovely person, and I can sense already just from the two words you've said that you're an animal person, my darling.

Yeah, I believe I am. Yes. Okay. And what animal does she have? I think she's got quite a big... I'm seeing... Are you a small bird? You're saying kind of like two things at the opposite. I think she's got a big pussy. Okay.

Have you got a cat, Gemma? A big cat. Yes, Have you got a cat, Gemma? A big cat. Yes, I do have a cat. Is it a large cat or is it a standard size cat? It's standard. Standard size. Okay. What's his name, my darling?

I'm seeing a D. Yes, his name's Dave, but David if he's being a real prick. Okay. David. Yes, you go David. Naughty, naughty, naughty. Well, I think David, very, very worthy of some sort of an

award in the pet world, but I will say this. David, I'm just sort of reaching into David and I can see that he's a little bit, he's sick of, he's, how do I put this lightly? He's sick of seeing you and your husband do it. Oh. Oh, do you not have the rule, Jimmy,

where you kick the pet out in those moments? No, Dave has free range. David has free range. He just wants to let your partner know that there's more positions than just a mish. Oh, my God. He's got some tips for your partner, Jemma. But what about if David's relatively happy outside of everyone, right?

Apart from that loving life, yeah. I think he even enjoys watching every now and then. And how would he do in the pauses, which is literally why we hear Dave. Oh, yeah. If Jemma were to nominate Dave, her Bengal cat, into the awards. Oh, yes, the pauses. Yes. Yes, I think he would do very well in the pauses.

I think he's got a really good chance of taking out some sort of award there. So I really do think you should really enter him in the awards. All right, well, whether you do or not, Gemma, you've just scored yourself $250 that you can spend on you and your pet, Dave. Amazing. Thanks, team.

You're very welcome. It's a weird way to win money, but you'll take it. She sounds a bit miffed, doesn't she? If your cat or dog has a personality that is, you know, punches above their weight or you just think they'll do very well in the Southern Cross Pawsies, it's not just about looks, you can nominate them for a Pawsie at southerncrosspet.co.nz. Yes, love them to bits.

Love them to bits. You should always insure your pet as well. Yeah, I didn't realise. I've got Southern Cross health insurance with my family. I didn Okay. Love them to bits. Love them to bits. You should always insure your pet as well. Yeah, I didn't realise. I've got Southern Cross health insurance with my family. I didn't realise they did pet insurance. Oh, I just think

insurance-wise, and this is going to sound so old, but it's not, insurance-wise, I actually swapped to them a few years ago because they're the ones that always seem to be able

to cover it easiest rather than filling out forms. All through the app. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, simple way. Yeah, very helpful. All right, cool. We're back again tomorrow.

Clint, Meg and Dan. Have you... We're in a friend's Instagram post and for some reason it showed a little bit of your belly in not a good light, okay? So I was leaning over and I was in Meg's story the other day and I was trying on some deodorant. She filmed it. And I was leaning over and you could see my...

Okay. Gunt. Get your bit out because... Not your bit, but I'll be able to stand with my defence. My defence is I was filming some content you included yourself in the content

and said, oh can I please try some? So I turned my camera around, you asked to try some deodorant, you sat there knowing there was a camera in front of you, you lifted up your top and you put some deodorant on. That's not on me. If I had filmed you and in the background you're you lifted up your top and you put some deodorant on. That's not on me. If I had filmed you and in the background you're sitting there with your top off and you don't know you're being filmed,

that's on me as a friend. But if you're doing that move, I'm not going to sit there and go, oh, Dan, your stomach's out, yuck. I'm not going to do that. Dan said a friend would have cropped it. Yeah, a friend would have cropped it. It would have just been zoomed in on his face.

Meg said it was too big to crop as well. How many Fords did it get Meg to people going, oh, check this out. Yeah, no, luckily not a single person forwarded it to somebody else. So you're absolutely fine.

It did get, it's got 64 people looking at the brand. So that's nice. Now it does say navigation. Fords. Is that what we're looking at? Yes.

I don't think that's right because it said 3,700. I think it means going forward in the story. To the next story because if they were forwarding Dan's gun to 3,500 people going check this out. And only 64 people originally saw it. That's enough.

Each forwarded to over 100 people. Clint, Meg and Dan. Let's go. For the share of $50,000. Cash. With the edge cash-strapped. Strapped. Crystal from Christchurch, you lucky thing.

You are going to be able to say yes or no to the money offered to you by Meg. Hi, Crystal. Good morning. Morning. Good morning. What do you need your money for? How are you all? Good.

I'd really love to get my dog fixed. Is it just a puppy? No, he's seven years old, but he always hugs everything. Oh, yes. Oh. Oh, my goodness me. And so has he got any other, any bitches pregnant? No.

No. Okay. I'm speaking like a vet. What kind of breed is he? He's a bitter. He's a huckaway, cross-staffy. Yeah, okay. I'm speaking like a vet. What kind of breed is he? He's a bitter. He's a huckaway cross staffy. Yeah, nice. Cross four bastards.

He's really pretty. About 25 odd kgs or bigger? He's bigger than that. He would be about 40 kg. Oh, you don't want a 40 kilo dog humping everything. Goodness me. I was thinking like a little Chihuahua idea. Yeah, it's annoying, but a big dog like that.

Okay. Okay, from what I can see, about 40 kilos is about $370,000. I can't offer you that, but I can give you money towards that. I'll give you $210 towards castrating your dog. Okay, that's good. $210? Yes. Oh, that's a good price.

Yes, it is. That's a good price. Yeah. Thank you, Crystal. You can either walk away now, take your $210, put it towards your dog. Or you can risk it and go for the money strapped to me, Crystal. That's the equation. I will say this.

There's nothing worse than being humped by a dog. It's happened to me a couple of times, and it's degrading. Clint used to hump me all the time. Do you remember Benny, whenever I came over? Yeah. Honestly, it was when Clint turned away as well, and I was like, guys. So you didn him do it. I mean, you know, I'd be like,

hey, babe, Meg's coming over later, and then all of a sudden you just see Penny Burke up. I remember I turned up to a party once, and the dog that was at the party started humping me. There's no worse way to turn up than this. I think they're just making you their bitch, aren't they? Yeah, yeah. They laugh, Crystal.

Dominating thing. Crystal, would you like to take the 210 or see what's in Dan's... Strapped to Dan's vest? Oh, I feel like I have to risk it today. I feel like Dan might give me the full price. All right, let's have a look. Here we go.

We're hoping for about $370 or up, Dan. Okay, good luck, Crystal. I don't know what's in the vest. Thank you. I've gone into it. The money that was strapped to me this morning for cash-strapped Crystal in Christchurch. Hmm. that was strapped to me this morning for cash strapped. Crystal in Christchurch. It's less than Meg offered, unfortunately.

But only $10 less. You're going home with $200. Hey! All right. Awesome. Thanks, guys. Thanks so much. She's stoked with Dan's tax.

I mean, to be honest, it was very similar, wasn't it? Yeah, well, when you said it was less, though, you think, oh, no, they're going to half it at least. So she's probably pretty stoked to get away with that one unscathed. 200 bucks back again at 8 o'clock. Your chance to play Cash Trap. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Life is getting busy for everybody these days.

It gets more and more jacked up with things to do, and intimacy can take a back seat. But if the spark feels lost, it doesn't mean it's gone. We're going to hit the reset button on April 9th and connect it for one night together with the Big Bang. Yeah, this is our little audio kind of thing, isn't it? We're hanging our hat on it. Yeah, and the boss, Casey, was talking to us about this on Friday

and he was like, oh my God. He knows when his chances of getting lucky are high or low based on an app that he uses that I've never heard of called Flow. You don't know the Flow app? Oh, Flow app. You need to sync him with your wife. Yeah. You can sync up.

So if your partner uses the Flow app, and it basically is like a calendar for your menstrual cycle, right? And it actually does other stuff. Tell me more, Dan. I'd love to hear Dan explain the Flow app to me. Go on. I don't actually know what it is. He took over.

I know it from my perspective. I don't know what the girls use it for. Wait, why do you need a menstrual cycle app? Well, it's handy. I only used it for when we were trying for a baby because it helps with, like, ovulation and it can let the guy know. So as the guy, you obviously want to know

when your partner's ovulating, when you're trying to make babies. Yeah. So that's the reason I use it. But you can, it shows when your partner may be wanting sex more than they would be in their cycle. Okay, it's also not just about sex. Can we also say that it's about your partner

just as where they're sitting and standing with their hormones and how they're feeling that way. Mood. Clint. I thought it was a cheat code. It can send you little bits of data where they're like, hey, they might be feeling extra down today. Take it easy on your partner sort of thing because they're in their luteal phase.

It'll say like maybe it's time to get your partner a gift today because they're feeling a little bit down. Well, they could be. I don't even think my wife has the app. I've never heard of it before. I don't think she uses it. There's another one called Stardust, which is really cool.

It's actually made by women, Stardust. I think Flo's made by men, but Stardust is women. I know. And also it doesn't share your data, but it's very cool. It actually lines up your astrology too. I don't think you guys are going to say

that's who we're doing, but it is a bit. But you could also sync cycles with your friends. So you and all your mates, you can see a little page. You can see whereabouts you're at. And you can be like, oh, I'm not going to hang out with Stella this week. I'm going to let her be. Is it true, though, that girls, when they spend a lot of time together,

they do sync up? Or is that a myth? I've had so many arguments about this. I believe it's a myth. But you'll find. I just think it's one of those things that eventually over like the four weeks because everyone's period can change from day, you know, over month that eventually yes

they will probably sync up within a day or two. And then they'll be out of sync again like the next month. I mean you always hear about apps that are helping improve sex life. I thought we were talking about Strava for a while, weren't we? Where you know, runners link up. It's kind of like a Tinder for runners. Yeah.

You know? Because they just go on runs together and then one thing leads to another. Wait, so if my wife and I download the Flow app, it'll just tell me... How she is that day and how she's feeling. Also, Clint, you should really know your partner enough. You've been together long enough that you should know how she's feeling a lot of the time.

I know that's why I don't need the app, but I'm just saying. It will tell you when she's ovulating, yeah. Yeah, but like, Dan's already had a kid, so why does he still have the app? Because he cares about his partner. Yes, thank you very much, me. Thanks for the answer. I should have said that myself.

Yeah, I don't think you were going to. I don't think I was either. It was a joke. We want to talk about what app has improved your sex life. If there is one. Is there an app where you go, oh my God, since we got this, game changer. Come on. I know you like keep the secret, whatever, but tell the rest of us.

Mine is my shared grocery list app. I swear to God, that's helped my sex life. It's called Anylist. Because I put on all the things that's on my mental load, and then I watch my husband go and tick them off And it shows me notifications that he's done all these things That's very right How does that translate to

Because he's helping his wife And then he gets home and she's like thanks guy Yes I'm off to bed Headache Got a headache Clint, Meg and Dan Boss Casey told us that this app is helping to get him down and dirty.

Oh my God, Meg. His partner. He should have taken our call because now he can't defend anything Meg said. The Flow app, which is another one like Yono, identifying ovulation periods and when women typically feel more aroused. Somebody texts and says... I thought Yono was an Indian banking app, so I've downloaded the wrong one. Hey, sometimes some people love banking.

Damn, I love it when you move money to your offshore account. Yeah. So sexy. But supposedly you can plan romantic getaways during peak sexual desire times. Oh, wow. Which I guess is important because if you only get a limited time away

and then you go and chuck it on a weekend that doesn't line or sync up, it's a real drop ball, I guess. Yeah. If there is the plan for the holiday,

yes, of course. This has always come through a couple of times. A text line. I don't want the husband turning up and going, you're on your period? I might as well go home.

Well, I just dropped 600 bucks a night on this FBNP. Oh my God. Why don't I have the app? Good point, Meg. Love Nudge has come through a couple of times as an app. Okay.

And I just Googled it. So Love Nudge is based on the five love languages concept, and it helps couples identify common interests. Right. So it works kind of like a Tinder, I think, for couples. And so you can kind of swipe on Tinder, I think, for couples. And so you can kind of swipe on what you like and what's valuable to you.

Oh, cool. Your partner does the same and it gives you matches. Oh, yeah, it could be good for early on or, I mean, if you feel like you've had a bit of a drift

and try and relearn each other later. Yeah, that's cool because then you're like almost ticking the things you like like in a menu and then if they tick the same things you get the notification. Yeah.

Or you could just download that banking app and bank together. Yeah. Oh, no. Okay, let's go to Tan get the notification. Yeah. Or you could just download that banking app and bank together. Yeah. Oh, no. Okay, let's go to Tanaka. Morning. Morning.

Good morning. Okay, you were talking about periods. God, how have we gotten here? So you say that periods do sync up. Well, I just wanted to share my perspective because I joined the Navy, like, last year. Yes. And we went through training with like eight girls um basically spent like 24 7 with each other and then obviously like going on ships and

like living together in the same cabin for like weeks on end yeah I swear every single time one of us will say we've started our period the next one will get it the next day and then but that would make sense if the next one we get the next day because in theory there's only so many days in a month and your period lasts about seven days. You know what I mean? If you're eventually... Yeah, but like...

You know, because having different types of contraception or different pills and stuff and then eventually as soon as one will get off, they'll just jump in the exact same routine that the rest of us will. It's like yawning. I know when someone yawns, I yawn. Yeah, I don't know if it is exactly like that,

but I know what you're meaning. We've got Anon here, which is obviously somebody that wants to be anonymous. Good morning. What is the app that you use for your sex life? Hi. Hi, Anon. Yeah, what is the app that you use for your sex life? Hi Hi Anon Yeah, what's the app?

It's kind of out of the app But it's like a scratchy app for positions Right A scratchy app? What's a scratchy app? Yeah, so you like scratch away and it has a surprise like position It's just like when it gets boring and you want to try a new stuff. Oh, you'd want a phone protector, screen protector.

Scratches, yeah. Yeah, all that's kind of, someone else takes in 69 positions and it actually just gives different positions with easy-to-follow instructions. It's fun that you get to scratch it, like a scratch and sniff. Well, I mean, you want to...

Scratch and sniff. Okay, okay, That's enough now. I just thought as long as we could all play and, you know, in the arena and behave. And me and Dan, of course, no surprise, first one to step outside. Yeah, sorry. Classic.

Sorry, it's a Monday. It's a Monday. Give me till Wednesday. Really, to calm down. I need about 48 hours. Oh, God. Clint, Meg and Dan. Scandal with Meg.

So, Brittany Carpenter hasn't been, like, dating life in the spotlight for a wee while, but she was dating that guy, God. Clint, Meg and Dan. Scandal with Meg. So Brittany Carpenter hasn't been, like, dating life in the spotlight for a wee while, but she was dating that guy, Barry. We got some great songs out of it. You know, a great couple of hits from the album of Please, Please, Please being about him. Prove Them, Prove Me, I think, Don't Prove Them Right, which is all her friends saying that he's going to leave her, she don't know, whatever. And he ended up doing it, I think. Barry Keegan from Salt Burn.

Yes, thank you, Dan. The bath scene. Also, Barry was the bed chem. He inspired that song. This is his favourite song off the album, which makes a lot of sense since it is about the man himself. I love that song. I do think of him when I hear it as well.

Me too. Yeah, yeah. So all about him. What the rumour is, is that he cheated on her. I find it hard to believe. I just find it hard to believe in the way that it just shot. But that's the same as... How girls get cheated on too, Meg?

It just blows my mind that Barry Keegan cheated on Sabrina Carpenter. Are you saying only ugly girls get cheated on? Oh, God, no. What a horrible thing to say. She's down a rabbit hole now. She can't back out of it. Oh, shh. Yeah.

Oh, dear. So if anyone's listening, you're being cheated on. I find it hard. The only woman is cheated on. I know what you mean. It's like Sabrina Carpenter, just like with all she's got going for her and how incredible she is and whatever, and that somebody would still look elsewhere for

I don't know. And look, I think ladies, we can all be honest, no matter what we look like Sabrina Carpenter is also just a 10 out of 10. I would not say I'm Sabrina Carpenter-Levo. I know a lot of people would probably be able to reflect. This is like a pop princess. She is known and gotten famous

not only for her talent, but for her looks. She's panicking now. Nobody. Anyway, Sabrina Carpenter. She just reposted a video of a girl. It's got nothing to do with her. This Grace Hopkins. She's a nobody. But she just did a

little video of herself like smiling to the camera and put the words on it when I had to convince myself he was attractive, but he ended up breaking up with me. And Sabrina reposted it. Okay, no, that's not just like liking a post. She very much wanted us to know what's going on.

I mean, she could just be agreeing with the girl. I mean, that's the one that I was more I guess kind of shocked about that she even went for him you know like he's not he's not your traditional looker is he oh yeah

he was he's got very pretty eyes and he is again a movie star so he used to have some looks I think if you're good at what you do that's really attractive

I think he did a lot of Riz he was doing Salt Burn and he was doing like. I think he did a lot of Riz. Top of his game. Great accent, lots of Riz. Yeah. Riz goes a long way. Riz goes a long way. I have not an ounce of it. But I mean, I can see why.

And she's saying in bed cam, like the moment they met, there was some sort of spark. Like she was thinking about sleeping with him the moment she met him. Yeah. Do you know what's like weirdly if I think of like people being good at things, the example that always comes to mind is temper and bowling. I don't even know why, but if a girl can bowl, I'm like, oh, she's hot. And if you can't bowl, then I'm like, meh. Don't look at me while you say that because you know I suck.

Yeah, you can fit it with your foot with a blindfold. I don't know why that's the measure or the example. Do you know there's probably one thing, if guys can do that one thing, Meg, you think they're attractive. If they can't, they're not. What is it? The only person you know who can or can't bowl is me, and I can't. We don't know if Liv from The Office can bowl. We don't

know if Hot Cake can bowl. I don't even know if your wife can bowl. The only person that we know collectively as a friend group that can't bowl, for sure, because you beat me blindfolded, is me. So this feels very aimed and targeted, I must say. Me can't even score with the sides up.

Very targeted right now. I'm not even talking about bowling now. Big neon arrows pointing me to going ugly. Thank you, Clint. No, but you're a friend. You're a friend. You can be a hot friend. Oh, his friends own you.

He's digging the hole now. He should friend you. What about when Meg said you only get chewed on if you're ugly? What about that? Hey, hey, hey. Clint, now you're going for a strike, my friend. Now I'm back at bowling. Okay, that's the latest in scandal.

Clint, Meg and Dan. Grimes and Gears co-worker edition. What is your co-worker up to that they shouldn't be that's driving you a little bit crazy? This story out of Australia. Caught in the act. Investigators say this photo shows 34-year-old Joseph Ross slipping super glue into his co-worker's Coca-Cola can.

Earlier in the month, she, quote, became ill after noticing her drinks had a strong chemical smell and taste. So she set up a camera below her work computer on March 20th at 9.23 a.m. By 9.52 a.m., that camera capturing this image confirming her suspicions. Can you just see this dude's hand holding a superglue canister and he's squeezing it on the top of her Coke canister. Strong Australian accent there. Yeah.

Yeah, it was an American story apparently. Or Americans living in Australia being journalists. I just want to know why Superglue and what the person did to deserve it. Oh, it sounds like victim blaming there, Dan. Well, not at all. No, I'm just saying that God, if I'm putting, let's say,

some Superglue and Meg's coffee in the morning, she's obviously done something back to me. You know, originally. And I'm not saying do it. I definitely don't say do it. Good. Hopefully not. Yeah, clearly. A few texts coming through of people that are annoyed with their co-workers.

Someone said there's one person at their work that always is in their dressing gown during Zoom meetings. I sort of agree with that. If you're going to be on a Zoom meeting and you work in a professional capacity, at least put some sort of effort together. If we get to work from home now. Yeah.

You know, you're home now. Yeah. You know, you're still working. Yeah. My co-worker calls in sick every Monday. Oh, Monday-itis. Yeah. You get a few like that around here. We've got Will on the phones.

Will, isn't the text that said, oh, yes, Janet, the racist accountant. No, we don't have Will. Okay, good. Janet. It's Mike on the phones. Yeah, don't avoid Janet. I think his co-worker is racist. You're not talking about Janet, Mike?

No, I'm not. Okay, good. Because she doesn't deserve airtime. Yeah. That racist thing. What's your gripe with your co-worker? I've got a co-worker. We're supposed to split, like, delivery schedules

so that one day I'll do a certain area, then he'll do it the next day. But he always comes with excuses why he can't do it. Lazy. So, yeah, it kind of just annoys me quite a bit. Oh, so you do the... I can't take care of my kids. Yeah, you're doing, like, the tough job thinking,

all right, well, at least next week he gets that and I get the easier one, but you're always getting the short end of the stick. Yeah, I always get the short end of the stick, yeah. There's nothing worse than having to, like, lift someone else's work. I remember I used to work at a bank and there was this lady that used to sit next to me.

She was the teller next to me. And she'd always work way slower than everyone else. And so she'd serve at least, like, 60% less customers than us just because she'd just be so much slower. I had somebody who would always do the clothes down at the cafe with me years ago. And it was meant to be kind of alternating the jobs where one would count up the cash and the other one would do the cleaning. And I never once counted the cash.

I would mop the floors, clean all the tables, clean all the equipment. She'd very meticulously count the cash at the end of the day. Double check it, triple check it. Oh, Clinton was always checked. You can't be too safe. Going back to the Coke as well, Coke has a very distinctive taste. I reckon I could taste the spiking, especially if it was super glue. Well, she said it had a chemical taste,

but she was obviously drinking it enough before she set the camera up. You wouldn't set a camera up after the first time. No. So you reckon, do you want to try some Coke next? And see if you can taste the spike. The last time we did that, Clint, you were way off. You threw for the rest of the morning, so I don't know if we should try that again.

We'll get producer Carl to spike our Coke with three different substances and work out if we can pick it. Okay. I reckon I'll be able to pick it. If it's just a glass. Do we trust him? Do we trust him to spike our coke with something?

Carl, is it going to affect my child that is unborn inside me? Are you pregnant? Hang on, I might need to reconfigure this. I'm just going to change up. Yeah, okay. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Having her Coca-Cola spiked by a co-worker. He was squirting super glue

into it and he has since been arrested. Yeah. Serious offence, spiking somebody's drink. Super glue is fairly toxic. So apart from gluing your insides together, it can't be good for you. Yeah, so our producer Carl looks like he's brought in three glasses of Coca-Cola,

which, to be fair, don't look like they resemble Coca-Cola anymore. Yeah, one. Yeah, they kind of, like, I would have thought, like, that the Coke would have diluted it a bit more and it would have all stayed black, and it has tainted the colour a little bit. We are live at the moment, right, as well, if you check Live 3343.

Yeah, you can watch this, because I'd imagine. You can see what we're looking at. So we're each tasting a different glass of Coke and correctly, if I'm wrong, Carl, they've got different things in each. That's right, yeah. I've spiked each of them

with a different substance and so for you guys, all you've got to do is take a little sip or a skull and see if you can guess what I've spiked the Coca-Cola with.

Okay. Okay, so, okay. Yeah. I think he's spiked it with a lot. Whatever it is, it's a lot. Because one of them is like red, one of them is green, and then the other one's like... Maybe a little heavy-handed.

Okay, who's going first? Okay, Dan, I think maybe you should go first, mate. Why don't you give a little try of that? He's got the red one. It looks red. It's red. It looks like red velvet cake. There's more of the spiking in it than the Coke, I believe.

It's like one of my rum and Coke. Sniff test. I'm going in for a drink now. I'm going to take a big gulp. Here we go. Oh, no. That was tiny sips. That is like a sauce of some sort.

Okay, yeah. I'm going to go sweet chilli or hot sauce of some sort. Pretty close, actually. That's sriracha, Dan, so I'm going to give that a pass. It's very good. Okay, Meg. Okay. I've got the Dan. So I'm going to give that a pass. That's very good. Okay, Meg. Okay. I've got the greeny brown one, so that's nice.

Now, just to confirm, you're definitely not pregnant, are you? No, no, no. Stop it, Carl. Okay, no, no, no. That's all right. That looks like... There's floaties. Yeah, that looks murky.

It looks less cokie and more just like toilet water. Disgusting. Okay, she's gone. Okay, taking a sip now. You can text live to 3343. Oh, no, take a sip. You barely even put your tongue in it. That was...

Don't expect me like that, thank you. Take a bigger gulp. Go on. Okay. It's lemon juice. Wow, that's pretty good. Yeah, yeah, well done. Nice one.

That's lemon juice. Yes. Yeah. Okay, do you want to pass that one over to... Yeah. Mine still looks like Coke. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I reckon you'll totally recognise it.

Have a proper gulp this time, Clint. It doesn't smell like Coke. Have a proper gulp. Come on. Dan, you did the smallest gulp. Yeah. Well, if he drinks his, I'll drink mine. Do you know what's in it?

No, I don't. Sounds like he knows what's in it. I don't. I swear I'm alive. No, no, no. None of you guys know what's in it. No, I don't. Sounds like he knows what's in it. I don't. I swear on my life. No, no, no. None of you guys know what's in it. It's still black because I reckon half a bit of soy sauce. Soy sauce.

Yeah, soy sauce. Is it soy sauce? Is that your final answer? Yep. Soy sauce? It's not soy sauce. That, Clint, that is salmon sperm, actually. Yeah, which has become quite popular.

Used as like a salmon sperm facial. How did you have that on hand, Carl? It was quite salty. Did Dad know? Did Dad know? Look at him laughing. He knew that's why he kept telling you to have a big gulp. Bad friend.

I didn't know. And I am now getting quite a fishy aftertaste. That'll be the salmon spoon. Yeah. Don't ask how Carl got it. It was just me and 20 salmon on Sunday afternoon. It's good for your face, so apparently it makes you look younger. Yeah, it's like a...

It tastes like soy sauce. There you go, you learn something every day. Yeah, but with a much fishier aftertaste now. Yeah. Someone's text me saying classic Carl Thompson move. If you're easily offended, keep listening. We love a challenge. This is the Clint, Meg and Dan podcast.

A pair of $50,000 cash with the edge cash strapped. And Meg is going to offer you a cash amount that is yours. You can take it and run, make it a real quick game. Or decide to pass on that and go with the mystery amount strapped to Dan. What is Cassie Johnson going to do this morning? Hey, Cassie. Oh, good morning, guys. How are you going? Morning. Good. And what do you need money for, Cassie? Oh, good morning, guys. How are you going? Morning. Good. And what do you need money for, Cassie?

What's going on? So I went into the freezer in our shed on the weekend and someone had unplugged it and it's probably been unplugged for a good week. Sorry, I'm just thinking if it's a deep freeze and if you, Cassie, put some meat in the deep freeze and it's been a hot week, is that where we're going?

Brilliant. Yep, yep. So we dug a big hole. Dug a big hole, yeah. And we had to dump all the meat and stuff because otherwise, like where the heck do you put it and then bury it? Yep, yep, yep. Get a shovel and just go for it.

Where's the bury? It's in the backyard. How deep do you go so you get rid of the stench? Because I'd imagine if you bury it too shallow, it'll still smell. Well, the neighbours were kind of coming out and asking what was going on. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, because I guess you're digging a big giant hole

and then throwing slabs of meat and I'd be like, what is that? What is going in there? Cassie? Especially if you're doing it late into the night. And you have no idea who unplugged it. It's not you, Cassie, who accidentally unplugged it and now you're like calling up a radio station being like, somebody unplugged it. Somebody?

I don't use the power tool. The neighbours were like, what are the Johnsons up to? Bloody hell. I saw Cassie in the back yard. So we need some cash to try and replenish the deep freeze. Replenish? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, to try and replenish the deep freeze. Replenish? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay, to replenish it.

God. Yeah. I've got stuff. I've got a deep freeze at home. I don't know what's at the bottom of that thing. There'd be stuff made in there from like six years ago. Yeah. Yeah.

There was roasts and ice cream and all sorts of frozen stuff. You know, it's a bit gutting, really. Yeah, a bit. Okay. Okay, Cassie. I will give you... Go to the supermarket, and if you buy specifically just for the deep freeze, $240.

That's nice. Okay. That's good. Well, Clint's making it. I mean, the problem... No, you're welcome. The problem is, Casey, I am vegetarian, so I don't know how much meat costs these days.

She's out of touch with the common man. I know there's a little out of touch, but I also, my husband and my daughter eat meat, so I have a kind of idea. And that, sure, it might not fill it up, but that will restart the stock. The only way you're going to be really thankful for Meg is if that lowball amount pushes you over to Dan's side of the table, and then he has a whole lot of cash. You'll be glad that Meg did that. Yeah.

I mean, you could take Meg's offer and get some prime beef mints, you know, a couple of bits of cuts of chicken, or you could get premium grain-fed mints. Beautiful. Free-range chicken. Fill it up. Provided Dan has more cash strapped on than Meg is offering. I mean, I technically don't know, but I imagine hopefully.

What do you think, Cassie? You going to take the risk and go with the cash that's strapped to Dan or take my money? What did I say, $200? What did I say, $240? What did I say? I don't remember. What did I say?

You said $200. $240. $500. Oh, no, I don't think I did say $500, Cassie. Nice try. Okay, $240 on the cash strapped to Dan. What is that? Oh, look, we'll chance Dan today, eh?

Okay. For a change. Okay, I'm going in to the money strapped to Dan. What is it? Oh, look, we'll chance Dan today, eh? Okay. For a change. Okay, I'm going in to the money strapped to me, Cassie, and I've pulled out... Oh, it's a beautiful figure. Oh, that's good. It's much more than Meg's. Oh, that's great.

You're going to fill up the freezer with $480 worth of Meg's. Double. Oh, yay. Exactly double. Well done. Oh, yay. Exactly double. Well done. Yeah. Thank you so much. That's so helpful.

Yeah. You're welcome, Cassie. All the best. Oh, good, eh? Glass half full. Thank you. You wouldn't have thought that was going to happen yesterday

when you were digging a hole and throwing your meat in it. Yeah. Go on, don't worry. It'll swing around. And this has been a great ultimatum for her as it was actually something shady that she was bearing a hole for as well.

Show this in evidence. Imagine, yeah, imagine if we find out Cassie was actually bearing something shady and then the hedge is complicit now because we've given her cash to, you know, pay off the neighbour to keep quiet. Hush money. All right, hey, next we talk Meg's six cents.

Now, look, this sounds, I feel like there's something in this, but I don't want to go into it anymore, but you guys are bringing that up, but I did predict something. Meg predicted something that happened, like, within 12, 24 hours after she predicted it. I think it's just a coincidence, but hey. Incredible coincidence. Clint, Meg and Dan.

Meg is an interesting creature. Oh. She's a very interesting creature. She's very unique. She's very quirky. So this doesn't surprise me that she has the ability to do this. You're woo-woo, aren't you, really? She is.

I don't mean to be woo. This happened very early on. Was it a Friday morning? Was it Friday morning last week or Thursday? I don't remember. Producer Carl's pulled happened very early on. Was it a Friday morning? Was it a Friday morning last week or Thursday? I don't remember. Producer Carl's pulled the audio. Did you pull it from Thursday or Friday? This was Friday's one.

Friday. Early morning. It would have been 6.30. Yeah, 6.30. Yeah, it was just a random throwaway thing where I told you guys that something had happened to me that morning. A really strange thing happened to me yesterday. I was in the shower and I was like,

wait, Megan Fox, I thought in my head Megan Fox was having her baby, which would be amazing. If we find out she had her baby on the 27th of March, sixth sense connection to Megan Fox. Why were you thinking about Megan Fox in the shower? Really?

Come on, mate, you wouldn't be the first. And then, lo and behold, I think it was the next day, Machine Gun Kelly posted on his Instagram, his daughter was born on the 27th of March. Now. No one could have known. I didn't even know when she was due. That is pretty incredible.

The fact that I didn't realise that you didn't know that she was due around that date. I mean, no. I just, I remember, I knew she was pregnant. I think everyone knew she was pregnant from talking about it last year. So maybe I thought, oh, she should be having a baby at some point. But I had this very weird, overwhelming feeling. Out of nowhere, I was not thinking about her in the shower.

I was looking down at my own pregnant belly and I thought Megan Fox was having her baby. And I'm sure it wasn't exactly the same time, but I do find it uncanny that two days later he did confirm it happened that day. So what you're saying is that time you were in the shower

was the exact time that she was also giving birth over in America. Possibly. Okay, so here's, I don't understand Meg's powers fully and we're still trying. Neither do I.

I don't think any of us do. So we're trying to work out, can Meg just do general predictions? Does she have the ability to tell you if you're pregnant when your baby is due? Right. Or is she just psychic when it comes to foretelling people's future if their names are Megan? Or is it just birthing related, in which case you need to call us today, don't tell us when you're birthing, and then Meg will call you again when she senses you're giving birth.

Oh, my God. Yeah, so, I mean, where do you feel your powers are the strongest? I think I'm just connected to Megan Fox, unfortunately. No other Megans? I mean, well, I don't know. Or do you think it's a pregnancy psychic ability specifically or a Megan psychic ability? I love that you're asking me like this, like it's a pregnancy psychic ability specifically or a Megan psychic ability? I love that you're asking me like this, like it's serious.

Well, I'd like to test it, but I don't want to test the wrong thing. I have no idea. I have not even tried to dive into the fact that I might be psychic. You'd prefer just to dive into Megan Fox, really? Yes. Oh, mate, shouldn't be the first one. Oh, Clint, you've got to stop saying that. It's because of Sue.

Sorry, kidding again. So maybe if people will find, okay, here's a good way to test very easily and quickly. People ring up if you're pregnant. I'll guess your due date. You say yes or no. Oh, that's not bad because they'll know what their due date is. Can we give them an area of, a margin of error of a month? A month?

No, maybe a couple of weeks. Because people can give birth two or three weeks early or late, right? Okay. But it's very rare that someone's dropping. Well, Abby's text through saying, I'm pregnant and my middle name is Megan. We should get her on because you've got a little bit more of a connection there. True. Pregnant Megans.

Maybe that's very specific. That's very specific. Okay. Let's get her on at there. True. Pregnant Megans. Maybe that's very specific. very specific. Okay. Let's get her on at least. Okay. If you are a Megan or you're pregnant or you're a pregnant Megan, we need you.

Okay. And then we'll test Meg's powers. Yeah. Very specific criteria there. Not the greatest psychic power. I think we open it to just being pregnant at this stage.

We'll see. Okay. So now, we thought it'd be fun to do this stage. We'll see. Okay. Okay. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. So now we thought it'd be fun to do this. This is the specific specialist. Meg has a very specific set of skills. She can tell you when you are going to be due. Oh, boy.

Now do we say she's got a skill? We're testing it. Just because you've had one feeling in a shower, I just don't know. I really hope it is. I will be impressed if you can pick a due date two weeks either't know. I really hope it is because I will be impressed if you can pick a due date two weeks either side of it. That's what I think we would be impressed by, right?

Yeah. Because if it's four weeks either side, that's a pretty big window. So we reckon you call us, let us, you call us,

Meg will tell you when you're going to be due and then you tell us what your actual due date is and we'll find out if Meg was close. Rip the band-aid off and throw this stupid segment in the bin

because it's not going to be... Also, Meg, just because you're off doesn't mean you're wrong. You should keep their numbers because who knows? Early, late. Yeah. True.

Maybe the doctors are wrong. Okay, here we go. Devin, morning. Devin, you're pregnant. Is it your first or second or third or fourth or fifth or sixth? Good morning, everyone. I am pregnant with my second baby, and we know he's a little boy.

Okay. You know it's a little boy. Okay, it's a little boy. It's your second baby. Do you have the name Megan in your name? We're not sure if it's a pregnancy skill or a Megan skill. Megan Fox? No, no Megan. Do you have Megan in your name? Is or a Megan skill? Megan Fox? No, no Megan.

Sorry, say that again? Do you have Megan in your name? Is it a middle name, a maiden name? Not me, my aunt is Megan. Okay, that's a stretch. That's a stretch. You aren't pregnant. Yeah, because we aren't sure if Megan just pregnant Megans.

But let's go with pregnant Devon. Yeah, give it a go. When do you think Devon is due? I'm going back and forth between two months. Okay, can I just explain what Meg's doing now? She's got her eyes closed. She did have her eyes closed. She was almost in a trance-like state.

Here she goes. I think Devon is going to give birth. Oh, God. Hail Mary if this works. June 4th. Devon, when is your due date I am due July 9th

No Damn No no a month off I can't warm it up I'll warm it up But Devon Please save our number If you are

If you do give birth A month early Which is possible It's possible You need to call us It is possible Okay okay Imagine that If she calls us Around that time And it was early Okay which is possible. It's possible. You need to call us. It is possible. Okay, okay.

Imagine that if she calls us around that time and it was early. This is the specific specialist. It's not. I'm not. Okay. Abby, you are also pregnant. I am. Okay.

And your middle name is Megan. My middle name is Megan. Okay. So this could be a bit better for you, Meg. Okay. I feel like I'll tune in with you two and we'll kind of do this together. We'll do this together.

Abby. Yeah. Abby's pregnant. Abby is pregnant right now. Her middle name is Megan. Yeah, we've already heard that, but yeah. I feel like she's quite heavily pregnant. Or she's very early.

Okay, that could be either. Right. Covering our faces a touch there. It's not a racist skill, is it? Watch either. She's covering her face as a touch there. It's not a gracious skill, is it? Watch her work. We don't know how it works there. No, true. May 20th.

1st of May. Three weeks off? I said May 20th. And you said when? 1st of May. 1st of May. Yeah, I've been given three dates. The 1st, the 3rd or the 6th of May. First of May. Yeah, I've been given three dates. The first, the third, or the sixth of May.

So you're on. Let's say the sixth of May. Well, if you said the sixth of May, then May 20th is within the two-week threshold. Oh, my God, man, we could have something here. It could be something. It could be something. Wait, we're getting closer.

Let's go one more. Sinead. It's in May. Congratulations, Abby. She's like, I don't care, Abby. We've got to move on. Okay, Sinead. S, Abby. She's like, I don't care, Abby. We've got to move on. Okay, Sinead. Sinead.

Okay. This is the specific specialist. Okay. Have you got a Megan in your name or in your family or anywhere close to you? No, just my brother's ex-fiance. Okay, brother's ex-fiance. I'll take it. It was a Megan.

That's cool. Okay, Sinead. It helps Megan channel. First, second, what pregnancy are we at? We're number three. Ooh, okay. Here we go. Okay, Sinead is pregnant.

Megan's going to try and guess her due date. She's got two weeks either side for us to be impressed, to see if this is a legitimate skill that Megan has. I feel like we're close to each other, Sinead. I feel like for some reason we're going to be giving birth around the same time. Quite a slow reader, isn't she? 13th of July. Oh, not quite.

When are you due? Any minute. Oh! Is there a chance it could go on for a few more months? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're still bringing it in July. It's all gone now. There was a tiny bit of hope that I had something

and now it's in the bin. We should have finished on Abby. Damn it. My apologies. Sorry. Hey, congratulations, Sinead. Babe. And um,

sorry about that, Sinead. Sinead. Poor Abby, she's still there. Sorry about that, Abby. That's a shame. Sorry, it is. We heard that. What are we shame. Sorry, it is. I hope you heard that.

What are we doing next? Sorry. Disgusting. Can you have a best friend of the opposite sex? That would have gone over kids' heads during the school run. It's like a Pixar movie. Don't worry about it. Clint, Meg and Dan.

This story is a little bit messy, I suppose, that Dan's about to share, with hopefully permission from his friends. Yeah, I have got permission. I'm not going to use names. Yeah, of course. Okay, great. But I've got a friend invited. They're actually Hannah's friend.

Your wife? Yeah, my wife Hannah. And her partner is overseas for six months in Canada for work. Okay? They're in a happy relationship. I think they've been together for maybe three or four years. Okay, so they've been together, together living in the same place

and then a little stint of long distance. Yeah, so he's gone over there. He works for quite a big company, but there's a small team over in Canada that are doing some work to set up a new business. And he's become very friendly with one of the women that he's working with there. And... She hot?

Don't know. Haven't seen photos. But I don't think that matters in this situation. I think it matters. Okay. Honestly, sometimes you'd be... I don't think it does. Not with connections and stuff.

But I think if your partner's hanging out with somebody who's smoking hot, doesn't that matter? Yeah. So if they're not smoking hot... I mean, it doesn't mean that they can't, but I'm just saying, wouldn't you be a little more worried if they were

smoking hot? Yeah, probably. I'm kind of, I'm on two minds about it because I can see why she maybe is feeling a little bit left out, Hannah's friend, because she's seeing her partner hanging out quite a bit and they're on social media on stories and stuff. They're planning a

hike together. At least they're publicly sharing what they're doing. He says there's nothing. They're just friends. Yeah, and he's had to make friends overseas because he's moved over there. And part of you, in theory, should be stoked that your partner isn't lonely

and has a mate over there, right? And he's found a hot girl with a common interest. Hiking. Out in the wilderness with no one else around. Yes, and I get that but I also can kind of see it. If I put myself in her shoes and Hannah was over in Canada

and she's going for hikes with a guy I would be a little bit like, huh. So the only thing I can relate to is that my husband has a lot of female friends and hangs out with them a lot by himself, brunches and stuff, especially when you know, the mums. And since he's a stay-at-home dad, doesn't bother me in the slightest,

but it's because I know the women. I have a friendship myself, whether it came second or first, it doesn't matter, but I have a knowledge, a relationship, a friendship, a something with the woman. That is the difference to me. Whereas she knows nothing about this girl. If that girl had reached out to her and maybe messaged and said, I don't know, you know, like try to even like make a friendship with his partner because if she likes him,

she'll want to meet his wife or partner. Do you know what I mean? That makes a difference. I know, but then wouldn't you be like, that bitch is just trying to lure me into a false sense of security that it's all good. I don't know.

I just... Yeah. She's listening this morning as well. We've got permission to talk about it. Oh, I mean, you're probably sweet. I don't think he's doing the dirty. Oh, no. There's texts...

You're going to tell me she's listening. I would just want to get to know her. Yeah, there's texts already coming through, and someone said, or a couple of people have said this, if you trust them, you shouldn't have any worries. I kind of get that, but at the same time, people have trusted people before and they've cheated. I guess what they mean, though, is that, yeah, you can trust them, and if they cheat, well, then that's on them.

And then you can move on with your life, and it's on their conscience now, not yours. But it doesn't mean you don't have worries about it. Yeah, it would be the fact that I didn't know the girl. That would be my only thing. And I would want to get to know her very quickly and get a read on her. For me, it's... Ah, okay, about whether she has it in her.

Oh, she's great. She's fine. I love her. I wish I was hanging out. Then we'd be all good. But if I got a funny read, I'd be not happy. Yeah. It's the long-distance piece for me.

If it was, like, same country and you see them, it's fine. Hey, Liz, who's helping produce in the booth this morning, we found out that you've got a partner now. And I remember we've heard you on the show about not being able to get past like a second date. And now all of a sudden you've got a boyfriend that doesn't live in New Zealand. What's going on? So I'm in a long distance relationship with a guy in Western

Australia. But he's a Kiwi. How did you meet him? We met in Europe last year through mutual friends. So we've got like he's friends with a lot of my girlfriends and like I'm friends with his guy friends as well. Are you exclusive? Yeah.

And so from your perspective, if you see him on social media getting quite friendly, just friendly, on face value with a girl. It would have to be a new girl. This couldn't be a friend he had before you. This is a new girly. Honestly, how would you feel? Yeah, well, see, he works in FIFO, so that he doesn't really hang out with many girls at work.

But I do have close guy friends at work and I've made, like, when he's come to visit, I've made sure that he meets them so that he can see that, like, it's just a friendship rather than it being anything else. Yeah. But guess the thing is she can't. Zoom.

Yeah. Do a Zoom. But then there's a weirdo. I know, I know, you're right, you're right. Okay, all right, what do you reckon? All good? Can you have a best friend of the opposite sex if you're doing long distance?

Yeah. Or is that like a nah, you can't do that. Yeah, we've got limited feedback on this. We'd love your opinions. Maybe you've been in this situation and know more than us. Give us a call, 0800 The Edge, text 3343. Becky Hill. Clint, Megan Dan.

Les Scho. Of the opposite sex, if you're doing long distance. I saw this text. I won't read the name just in case because I don't think everyone knows that we can see your name sometimes when you text. They said you can definitely have a friend of the opposite sex. The only rule they have is you can't if you've slept together in the past. And she said my partner still hangs out with a girl that he slept with when he was 18.

They're now 33, but it still drives her crazy. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah. It was an attraction at one point, right? Yeah. I think on face value, it's a bit of a silly question.

It sounds petty when you think about it. But then if you imagine yourself in the situation, I personally would struggle. I would. If your wife Hannah moved overseas for a job and then had a new kind of best guy mate hanging out with a lot. Yeah, and they were hanging out a lot on the weekends. And it's because, you could argue, it's because they don't know anyone

and so they're the only people they've got. It's just jealousy, right? I'd be jealous that you get to hang out with my partner over me. I do build. Hayley says she has insecurities. It's not his fault. Another one says, what's the alternative? Block them from seeing anyone?

Yeah, and exactly. And that's, I guess, where it sounds petty. She shouldn't be able to do that. Somebody's better. My ex-husband and his friend must have gone on a hike too and had to snuggle to keep body heat or something. All right, well, William's best friend is a female. Morning, William.

Morning all, how are we? Yeah, good. So you've got a best friend that's a female. Morning, William. Morning all, how are we? Yeah, good. So you've got a best friend that's a female, which I think is fine, but it's not long distance, is it?

No, no, we're not long distance, but how I see it is if you and your partner were together after you and your best friend, then that's a little bit, you know,

but if you were best friends before you met your partner bit you know but if you were best friends before you meet your new your partner you know I think that's what I say I think we agree William I said before

I think it's if it's you've made friends after the relationship is different but if they were there in your life for years and years beforehand True because you're like

babe if I wanted to be with her I could have been with her before I met you Your friends own them Yeah Unless your best friend is just not interested in you, William, and you've been pining for her for years and keeping it quiet.

Limerence. Ooh, awesome. Right. We'll hold on to that. I actually think it's on the person who's, like, working overseas. So in this situation, it's the guy. I think he needs to be super reassuring being like, there is nothing going on here

whatsoever. Like, I am just making friends. I'm hoping she's going to be able to plug me into her friends so that I will have, you know, people I can socially hang out with.

There is nothing going on. I do not want you to worry. I'm madly in love with you and I'm happy to wait until, you know, we get back together. Some information I don't know that we haven't asked yet.

Is she in a relationship or is she single Dan I think she's single yeah single and hot yeah I don't know about

the hot part maybe a little part of it that would be more reassuring of like I'm I hang out with you know their partner

true yeah if you're hanging out with someone of the opposite sex and they're also in a relationship you think the chances of them

doing the dirtier unless they're just confiding in each other whilst they're also in a relationship, you think the chances of them doing the dirtier love. Unless they're just confiding in each other whilst they're out on hikes about how tricky it is doing long distance and how much of an a-hole her boyfriend's been at the moment. Hi Angel. Angel.

Angel? Is that a fake name? Have we given you a fake name so you can share your story? I don't know where she's gone but she did say she thinks you can be in a long distance relationship before she has done it before. You can't expect a partner to find friends otherwise. I agree to a certain degree.

I agree. But then, I mean, I would still feel a little bit awkward seeing it on social media. I just would. Maybe that's just me. We're little green monsters,

don't we, Dan? Yeah, we are. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. And we've got some little green monsters, don't we, Dan? Yeah, we have. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. And we've got some cash to give away this morning. Yeah, we've got your chance to win $500 every day this week thanks to ASB Caller Check. Yeah, Meg, how do you win?

All you have to do is keep the Edge breakfast loud and listen out for the Edge imposter. Why did I say something wrong? Thanks, Meg. Yeah, you're welcome. Okay. Have you got a bubble in your throat? No.

Well, when we do, we're not allowed to swallow them. So, if you think you're an announcer, don't answer. Would you like to hear me say the rules one more time? Here we go. Sorry. All you have to do is keep the Edge breakfast loud and listen out for the edge imposter. Thanks, Meg. You're welcome.

This is a hard one. So if you hear an announcer that doesn't sound like it's genuinely them, maybe it's a fake AI voice that you got off an app that you aren't prepared to pay for. Maybe the boss didn't want to pay full price. Full premium.

You've just got the demo model. I'll be the first to call it. I'll wait under the edge. Tell us who you think the imposter announcer is and you win 500 bucks cash. Has the fake one been already? Well, at some point, one of us, believe it or not, wasn't who we said we were.

In that break, yeah. Alex. Alex, who do you think was the fake imposter in that chat? You just did. Um, me. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Yeah.

I'm a little insulted. That's what I think they sound like. I love how deadpan you were when you answered as well. Like, um, me. Congratulations. Turns out this actually wasn't Meg. All you have to do is keep the Edge breakfast loud and listen out for the Edge imposter. That was actually a fake AI voice.

You've got to be careful with scams these days. You do. But you couldn't be fooled, Alex. So 500 bucks is all yours. Thanks, ASB. She's speechless. We can start to the week. Yeah, Blaine, bloody good start to the week

How easy is that? We'll be doing that all week Yeah, we will Caller Checks is ASB's latest innovation to help prevent impersonation scams There are actually some incredible ones out there of what people are able to do with deep fakes

and voice video That was quite a shallow fake It was a shallow fake, I would say. It was a shallow fake. Let's all get one step ahead of scammers, eh? Yeah, very good. Although that is only, we laugh now, but that is only going to get better and better technology.

You hope so. I even thought, who was it? There was somebody online just the other day that said that one of their family members got scammed with a phone call of them with their voice that sounded very similar. I tell you what, I would like to think between now and us playing this game again on Friday,

it'd be bloody hard to pick. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Actually, maybe that's what the producers were doing. They were showing you the progression of in the beginning, you're like, oh, mate,

who can't pick a scammer? And then by Friday, it's uncanny. Yeah. Let's see how it goes. Yeah. Because we've started... It's a little bit... It's a little bit quite low.

Working on it. Yeah. But again, if you do want to know how to play with ASB Caller Check... All you have to do is keep the Edge breakfast loud and listen out for the Edge imposter. Good. All right, we'll do it again. And yet again, you're welcome for me.

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