The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW #487 Aphrodisiac test results are in!

Episode Date: March 31, 2025

Well this description was clearly written by AI... In today's episode of The Clint, Meghan, Dan Podcast, the trio dives into a series of hilarious and unexpected segments. They kick off with some light-hearted banter about April Fools' Day and share funny pranks that have happened over the years. Clint and Dan then prank Meg by creating a fake studio walkout, which leaves Meg genuinely flustered. Amidst all the chaos, Dan tries various aphrodisiac foods to scientifically test their effects on his mood and physiology, with unexpected and entertaining results. The show also includes segments on Black Mirror's upcoming season, an apple tasting test, and listeners sharing their awkward open home stories.  00:00 Good morning!00:45 April Fool's Day Pranks02:16 Morning Greetings and Jokes05:12 Compliments and Nicknames08:37 Midwife Stories12:20 Miley Cyrus' New Song16:25 Skinks and Riddles20:17 Pet Psychic Segment24:51 Cash Giveaway29:13 Aphrodisiacs and Intimacy35:24 Rekindling the Spark35:50 Anonymous Caller Jade36:48 Foods for Intimacy38:26 How you like dem Apples 41:44 Open Home Stories52:39 April Fools' Prank01:08:59 Aphrodisiac Experiment Results

This is a podcast from Rover. If this podcast was a person, it would be banned from family gatherings. Oh, piss off, Uncle John. This is the Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Morning, everyone. Christchurch. Yes. New Plymouth.

Yes. Hamilton. Yep. Dunedin. Napier. Parmy. Invercargill. Nelson.

Roto-Vegas. Waynestown. Whangaday. Gisborne. Wellington. Tunners. Marlborough. You seem a bit worse for wear.

Oh, yeah, mate. The old salve grapes have got a bit of attitude this year, if you know what I'm saying. Well, grab yourself a Powerade and a pie and listen up. We've got this. Wait, is that meant to be us? Yeah, at least blow a little bit of smoke up our bottoms. Come on, give us some heat.

It's Clint Magentad. Good morning. Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning. Appreciate you tuning in. We'll watch you back today. Watch your back. Yeah, April Fool's Day. Why does April Fool's end at midday?

I don't know. I don't like that. I think that, you know when you do a prank and everyone's like, oh, well, it's actually past 12. Okay, well, I did. So, yeah, well, that's why I did it after 12. So your guard would be down. It's April Fool's Day

not April Fool's Morning I don't like that I think it's probably the best time to do it after midday because no one's expecting it and you remember I think one of the best ones

was like a double bluff where I think BMW put in the New Zealand hero or something one day being like first person to arrive here gets a brand new car and everyone was like

oh yeah April Fool's classic BMW the double bluff was that they actually did and the first person show up got given one did they turn up Listen to arrive here. Gets a brand new car. And everyone was like, oh, yeah, April Fool's. Classic BMW. The double bluff was that they actually did. And the first person shop got given one. It's great marketing. Did they turn up after midday, though? No, no.

I think they were there before doors opened. Yeah, OK. Imagine that, eh? Because you'd be lining up being like, oh, we're wasting our time. Are we going to look like idiots? I feel like that wouldn't work these days because people would be like,

I'll sue you because you said this and if you don't give me a car. There's another great one that I saw doing the rounds of a radio station that said they were going to give you $250,000

for the first person to show up in studio and get the name of the radio station tattooed on their forehead oh I saw this and the dudes in court with it tattooed

on his forehead and the judge paid him out they made the radio station pay him because the radio station was like clearly it was a joke

they were like even if you clicked on the terms and conditions it said April Fool's. Yeah. And they were like, yeah, but you advertised a prize. America. America.

America. America. Fuck yeah. Love that. Confronting one, isn't it, that one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. All right, should we kick it off Tuesday morning with some Alex Warren?

Kick it in the guts, Trev. Here we go. Clint, Meg, Dan. Stinky boot. Meg's just been walking around, going pinch and a punch for the first time. Clint thought he got me first. Well, he kind of did, in fact, and then he kind of punched me. I went around to me, and I went pinch, and she just turned around and punched me.

And then she cut, punched a pregnant woman. Damn it. She's stitched up there. Well, neither of you. Stopped neither of you Yeah No I tried to kick you But I missed

I was like You can't hurt the baby If I go for the face Yeah Don't go for the money Make a clint Yeah We need Meg's face

Gorgeous It's a very special day today For people in radio And the entertainment industry April Fools Yeah And I It's my day to pick a song.

Oh, yeah, for our 6am throwback. Well, for the last few April Fool's days, they've been on a weekend. So a lot of radio stations, the pranksters, they can't do anything. A couple of the big ones, I think, back in the day was getting someone to surgically remove their thumb and put it back on for 10 grand. People got outraged at the fact that we were going to do the world's youngest ever bungee with my daughter when she was about one. She might have even been

like 10 months or something. Oh, that made a lot of people angry. I think Sif's got quite a few phone calls actually. Sif's? Yeah. Okay. Well,

can you guys watch Producer Kyle's face while I go into the song? Okay. Do we think the boss is awake? He's usually always listening. Yeah, but I mean... It's very early. It is early. Although we tried to call him at 7am

yesterday and he didn't pick up. Maybe he's slipping. What do we think is the number one song that matches April Fool's Day? April, Sun and Cuba. Nope. No. Thank God it's not you.

There's something there. There's a song that is internationally known worldwide that if you get it sent to you, you've been pranked. Oh. And I thought we could do a little rickrolling this morning. How long do you think I can get away with it? Well, it's a three-minute 18-second show. We're not going to get through the whole thing.

Enjoy every moment. When Casey the Boss said throwbacks, he meant, like, top 40 throwbacks. Yeah, not from the 80s. Rick Astley on the breeze. I reckon we should fade it down, guys, before we get in trouble. Yeah, I think we are in trouble. Sorry, producer Carl here. My phone is getting many texts and missed calls from Casey the Boss.

Well, Rick rolled the whole country. Answer the next call and tell him to lighten up. Oh, that'll work? Yeah, yeah. Still have to calm down. People are loving to have to calm down. Great coming from me, because I'm the one that's going to cop this, not you guys. There's one negative yeah, yeah. Still have to calm down. People are loving to calm down. Great coming from me, because I'm the one that's going to cop this, not you guys.

There's not one negative text, actually. Be vigilant. April 4th today, if you're wondering why the edge is playing Rick Astley, that is a 6am throwback, though. Thank you, Megan. You're welcome. Are there any compliments out there that work for one sex

and maybe not the other so much? This morning I walked into work and I thought I'd give my Dan a boost. I do know you, Dan. I thought, I'm going to give my dad a boost this morning. Walked in, saw him just sitting there looking sad and lonely, clenching my spoon in the bathroom. Yeah, he's going to the toilet. And I said, good morning, big boy. And then, you know, like a little late, I feel like

that pumps men up. And he goes, ah, g'day big girl. And all of a sudden. I was just returning the favour. I thought, hey. Oh, the air got sucked out of the room and we just stared at each other for a bit. We thought maybe that didn't work as well. Yeah. I instantly said it going, because I was wanting to compliment you. Of course, Dan.

I wanted to big you up as well. Yeah, yeah. And I came back with, and as I said it, I thought, you know what? Shit. But, you know, I think you could take that as a compliment. Yeah, sure. I mean, it is funny that you were like, well, you said it to me. You're larger than life.

Thank you. What else you got? Get a montage for later. No, but when I say you instantly go to physicality don't you I didn't think that My personality is larger What else would you like to say about her large personality I think you

Light up a room That's nice we'll take that one I think you're hard to miss And that one That one is again could be No one goes oh I was at that party and I didn't see Meg. Because you go, Jesus, how could have you not? How'd you miss her?

And again, you'll go back to physicality. But I'm meaning, you're just alive and apart. Energy. I go, how did you miss her? She was bloody laughing. She was cracking everyone up. Would you take it as a compliment if somebody said good morning, big boy, to you?

He gets that all the time, though. Yeah. You would like that rather than good boy, skinny lad? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, big boy. You know what? I'll take any compliments away that could potentially do with physicality.

Yeah. So I'll take away the big boy one. Hey, big girl. Yep. It doesn't work that way, does it? Is there any girls listening that would take that as a compliment? Hey, big girl. Get a big girl.

Because I reckon if there's a girl that's like a bodybuilder, she doesn't want to be, she wants to be big. Yeah, to me, we should just not even, let's not make compliments about people's. But if they're a bodybuilder they want that. That's true. They've literally dedicated their life

to trying to be big. Well you're looking big girl. What about producer Liv who's helping out on phones this morning. Hey big girl.

My nickname in uni was actually Big Liv. Is that because there was a little Liv and you were the tall one? I was the Big Liv. Is that because there was a little Liv and you were the tall one? I was the only Liv. But you've got such a big personality. Yeah, you're quite tall.

Yeah, yeah. Really positive, eh? Yeah. Big Liv. Can we bring that one back? Or is that one? She doesn't care. Let's run around with it. Why not? Big producer Liv. Big Liv. Clint, Meg and Dan. Can I get, get, get to know, know, know you better, better, baby.

I want to get to know you. Getting to know Sarah from One Tree Point, Northland. You might be mum and dad's neighbours. My parents moved up there not long ago. Morning, Sarah. Good morning. Morning. Yeah. So you're One Tree Point. Well, Sarah. Good morning. Morning. Yeah.

So your one tree point. Well, she's actually heading off to work at the moment. It's midwife. Oh. Fantastic. Are you a hospital midwife, Sarah? Or are you like a... I am.

Yeah, a hospital midwife. My goodness. I enjoy my time off. I definitely think that independent midwifery is the pinnacle of midwifery, but I enjoy my time off at the moment. Oh, right. So you would see it as time off working at the hospital compared to being an independent midwife?

Yeah, well, you can schedule your time off. Yeah, true. You don't get the texts at, like, 10 o'clock at night on a Saturday saying, hey, I'm having this twinge. What does this mean? I know. I'm that girl. How many deliveries do you think you'll do today?

Oh, I don't know if I'm postnatal or delivery today. Which one do you prefer? Just as a question. Do you like postnatal because all the little bubbers are there? I actually, I prefer, it's really nice that you can change it up. I don't have a preference. Yeah, true. Yeah, it really just depends.

It's a nice variety. Yeah. Okay, well, let's talk about, Yeah, true. Yeah, it really just depends. It's a nice variety. Yeah. Okay, well, let's talk about, like, obviously keeping everybody, everybody's, what's the word, anonymous. But is there anything that Sarah has seen when it comes to families coming in

or partners coming in? Like, the most outrageous thing that she's seen coming in is an entire hospital. Like, you know, we spoke to Sarah, you might not have heard, but a little while ago we had a guy bring in, coming in. The most outrageous thing that she's seen coming in into hospital. We spoke to Sarah, you might not have heard, but a little while ago we had a guy bring in, I think, a picnic for himself while his wife went into the labour. Chili bin full of beers.

We're going to have a go at guessing what the most outrageous thing you've seen with family or friends coming in as a midwife to hospital, and then we'll see who's closest. I reckon Sarah's seen her partner, husband, fall asleep through. Yeah, that's a nice easy one.

Sleep through. He fell asleep in the birthing unit. And yeah, he was asleep during when the baby gave birth. You'd wake him up, the screaming, or someone would kick him and go, Oi! I think you've seen someone walk into hospital carrying their baby still

attached. Oh, right, right. They've already given birth and they're like, I've got a baby. They've given birth in the car and going, the baby is here. What do I do? And you're like, oh, Jesus, come with me. We've got to cut that cord. Surely that's a given.

I am going to say that Sarah has had a mother-in-law in there kind of telling the wife or the daughter-in-law what to do, what to say, or looking after her boy more so than attending to the wife. I reckon there's been a mother-in-law that said some things like, oh, she's not coping, is she? I didn't have any painkillers. Something like that. No one wants to hear that. I know.

All right, Sarah, who's closest? Anyone? Oh, golly, you're all close. I think it's a very common occurrence. Let's say I'm going to go with Meg this morning. Really? You've had a mother-in-law like that?

Really? Oh god, yeah. Mothers always, you know, they love their son. Do you say, I know it's not your place, but do you find yourself wanting to say something even in a subtle way of, like, we're just going to look after mum right now, like, you know, meaning the woman giving birth?

Yeah, there's definitely ways around it. You know, you can offer them a hot drink out of the room or you can definitely come play with them. Oh, we need another cup of tea, don't you? She's like, I've already had seven. Who's not doing anything here? I'm not doing anything. I'll go and law.

Go and get a tea pack. I love it, Sarah. I hope you have a great day at work today and I hope it's all successful and we've got some coffee to send to you as well. Yeah, we'll get a voucher that you can go spend in store. Zed, with Zed Rewards, you can buy stuff, collect points and get treats.

Simple as. Terms apply. Well done. If she has a difficult mother-in-law, maybe she can give her one of those vouchers to sort of just go down the line. Palm it off. Clint, Meg and Dan.

Clint, Meg and Dan. Scandal. Miley Cyrus has released the title track of her album vouchers to sort of just go down the line. Palm it off. Miley Cyrus has released the title track of her album Something Beautiful. The song is called Something Beautiful. Title track, that's what it is. I don't know if that means it's going to be the single. From hearing it, I imagine it's not. If it is, I don't know if we'll play it. Oh really? So it is very different. I do think I was

potentially correct in saying that Miley's doing a rock album, but I don't think it's the rock, 80s, heart, Joan Jett sort of rock that I thought she would do. It's more thrash rock. Oh, wow. She's gone full noise. Well, have a listen to the first track. It starts off kind of jazzy and nice.

Yes. ever listened to the first track, it starts off kind of jazzy and nice. I like it. It's beautiful, right? Yeah. And you're listening And you're kind of getting into it Maybe even like Getting a little sexy With your partner

It's a nice dinner party And then this hits Now if you want to see the music video for this Because she's released it She does look like the 80s rock goddess That you can imagine goes to this Text Miley to 3343 I'll send it back to you There is a full music video

That she's released alongside the song That's giving me chills Instantly she's doing something Completely different to everyone else She's just doing a country album. What do you think, Clint? Yeah, I think it's one of those ones where two or three listens, four listens,

because I'm like, oh yeah, I don't immediately go, nah, not for me. I go, I don't actually know what I think about that, so I need a second or third listen, then you find you actually move normally towards loving it. So agree with you. I think it's that kind of song that you sit there and your brain's a bit confused by it all when you first hear it,

and then you suddenly go, oh, this is what they were trying to do, and you get it after a few listens. You know Miley is the queen of like a PR single release. You think back to Wrecking Ball when she did that, and she's on that Wrecking Ball. It was everywhere. Everybody was talking about it.

She was like, just launched it and it was just all around the world. This could be the same with this one. Very clever. Yeah, 4 minutes 36. But as you can hear, there's a lot of intro to it and everything. Miley, the 3343. I'll get the boys to watch it in the break too so you can see what you think.

Have you ever watched interviews with Miley as well? Look at her teeth. She has got the most incredibly white teeth. They're veneers, that's why. Are they? Yeah, they're fake. Does that mean if they're fake that she if she took her veneers off would have those pointy little vampire teeth? If you've ever googled that, what they have to do to

your teeth before they give you veneers, they shave them all down to these little triangle points. Look at her teeth. Meek's just showing them off this latest clip. So beautiful, isn't she? Look at her in this. I mean, if you never have to take the veneers off, well then it doesn't really matter what's underneath,

If you're rich, you'll be fine. When you go to Turkey and you get the cheap ones and they don't do it properly. Turkey teeth. It looks like they're so perfect

she's put like little bits of chewing gum in there. But I'm, you guys know that I'm a little, I quite like crooked teeth.

Crooked teeth. It sounds so weird. Deformed teeth. Like slightly longer chompers at the front and little fangs. There's got to be like a limit to your strangeness. Of course. I like gaps in teeth. Yeah, there's definitely.

I watched Twilight the other night with Hannah because she wanted to watch it again for like the 40th time. My wife. And Kristen Stewart's teeth in that incredible. Little like doll's butt teeth at the front. Yeah, they're not perfect, but there's something about them. Oh, God, I love her teeth. Okay.

Sorry, Clint. So if you've got weird teeth, I suppose you've just got to wait because everything will eventually, you know... Come full circle. Come full circle into fashion. All of a sudden,

all crooked teeth are in and everyone's trying to get braces to try and deform their teeth, make their mouth smaller. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. It's Clint, Meg and Dan's... What you got? All right, what you got?

A few stories we want to put on your radar at the moment. How much would you expect to pay if they were doing roadworks and stuff through the Tasman area, the top of the South Island? Oh, yeah. And they were like, ooh, might be skinks in the area. Little lizards. I love little skinks.

I have heaps of them around my house. Oh, really the area. Little lizards. I love little skinks. I have heaps of them around my house. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, okay. Clever animal skinks. Tons, tons and tons. Oh, wow. There aren't that many in the Tasman area,

but they wanted to make sure they got all the skinks out before they started construction. So they did a three-week search. They spent $85,000. Oh, no. How many did they find? How many skinks? Two. No, damn, three. Oh, no. How many did they find? How many skinks? Two.

No, damn, three. Oh, my God, come to my house. I have baby skinks. I have big skinks. I have little names for skinks. It's all family. I have to dodge every morning. Oh, where am I going to stand because I've got so many lizards?

Jesus Christ, your house sounds horrible. No, I love this. You need to clean up. No, it's not. When we go into our house, we've got like kind of rock and it gets right into the sun and they just bathe there. What's a plum your cat been doing? Lazy.

Oh God, lazy. Yeah, lazy. We've got a whole colony of skinks. Don't worry about it. And if you wanted to resell your house, maybe just keep that a little bit short. There's like baby ones as well. So they're like breeding.

It's okay. Okay. I've seen them. There are none in Tasmania. Come to my Oh, okay. Come to my house, guys. There is a riddle going around the internet. Let's see if you boys can figure it out because it's stumping others nice and easy.

Okay, I'm going to tell the whole room, Producer Liv, Producer Carl, I'm going to tell you guys, keep your answers to your head and we'll say our answers. To yourself? Yes, to yourself. And then you can't change your answer

when anybody else says anything else. Okay. The riddle is If there are three apples and you take away two How many apples do you have? Two apples One apple Dan So I can't say one

You can just agree I was going to say one apple Because you've taken away two Clinton lived the smart ones of the show You took two apples You can say you can just agree on... I was going to say one apple because you've taken away two. I was going to say two. Yeah, Clint and Liv, the smart ones of the show, you took two apples. I said how many you took two apples, how many do you have? Oh, you said take away. No, you took away two apples. Not two were taken away.

I said you took away. Oh, okay. Yeah, I get it. So there you go. Yeah, interesting. Oh, you get it now. But you already have... Carl's still confused.

Yeah, I got it now. Anyway, all right. It's like when they do that big riddle, go, you're driving a bus, and then they do, this many people get on, this many people get off, and you're doing all the maths, and then they go, what's the driver's name? And you go, what the heck? Peter. No, it's Dan, because it says at the beginning you were driving a bus.

Peter. Oh, my God. I would have said Peter too, actually. Most bus drivers are called Peter. And finally, there's been some research done in Australia that says if you eat in excess of any of these foods, I'm going to list them, hamburgers, crackers, crisps, jam, bacon, ham, salami, sausages,

tinned fish, tinned fruit, fried fish, cakes, flavoured milk drinks. That's basically my daily intake of food. They could have just listed my daily food. Okay. You've apparently got an increased risk of dementia. Damn. So a lot of the food listed there is processed, and there's a lot of correlation between dementia and those processed foods.

And they've said eating other foods like avocado, capsicum, cabbage, fruits, vegetables, nuts, spinach. But how come it's so rife in our grandparents' generation who didn't have all those processed foods? Do you know what I mean? My nana never drank flavoured milk and had lollies and stuff like that. But maybe it is. It wasn't.

That's not rife. Maybe it will be soon. Like, you think that's bad. True, true, true. Although, if that's true, Dan, and you keep eating it, you're going, that's not right. Maybe it will be soon. Like, you think that's bad. True, true, true. If that's true, Dan, and you keep eating it, you're going to forget about this study. And then you'll keep eating it again. That's a good tip, Clint. I'm just going to keep going.

And you'll be like, well, I don't know if you're going to get Alzheimer's from this process. Let's go! Although Dan has popped out because our fortune teller, Linda, joins us in studio to read the mind of your pet. Thanks to Southern Cross Pet Insurance.

And your chance to score yourself $250 cash this morning. Yeah, make sure you can enter your pet into the Pawsies. It's the Southern Cross Pet Insurance Pawsies. Nominate them now. I love the Pawsies. They go every year. Oh, do you? Yes. I've been trying to host it.

I've been trying to get them to hire me. I didn't know it was a hosted event, Linda, actually. Yes, I really want to just be the face of it, you know, but maybe next year. I feel like the face of it would probably be an animal more likely. You'd think so, wouldn't you, Meg? Than a psychic. I mean, just, yeah.

Can I start the segment with a bit of a joke? Okay. What do you call a zoo that only has dogs? A kennel? A shih tzu. That's not bad. It's a good one, isn't it? All right.

Yeah. Thank you for that, Linda. I've been reading the minds of peps for probably five years now, and I feel like it's a growing mediumship. I think a lot of other mediums like your Sue Nicholson's and your other guys, they're just useless and they don't do this sort of thing because pets are hard to read.

Not for me. I find them easy. Well, luckily we've got Emily on the phone. 0800 The Edge. Emily has a, actually, how much information do you want? I don't need any information from you, Meg. Okay, morning, Emily. Morning.

Morning, my daddy. Is there a different style you use when you're reading Cats vs. Dogs? Is there a different style used with dogs? Dogs are much easier to read than cats, Clint. Very much easier. I would have guessed that, Ari. Cats always have a wall up. Yeah, very much a wall up.

So do you have a cat style, and then do you have a doggy? I have a doggy style, yes, which is a much easier style wall up. Yeah. Yeah, very much a wall up. So do you have a cat style and then do you have a doggy? I have a doggy style, yes. Right. Which is a much easier style. Right. Okay. Emily is sitting on hold, you two, so just. Come on, Emily.

Oh, sorry, Em. Sorry, Em. Let's pick it up. Okay, my darling. Just wanted to understand how Linda does it. I see, yeah. Let me just plug into you, Emily, if I could just quickly. I'm just reading your mind for a second.

You seem happy. You seem happy. And I think it's because you've got, I'm going to say, a dog. Correct. Fantastic. Using the right style. Good. Okay. Right. So I'm going to tap into doggy style just quickly. So I'm just getting into that now. Linda, behave. Now, what can I ask? I'm seeing white. I'm seeing is your dog white by any chance? Patches of white.

Yes. I should have said patches, actually. That's a guess. That's a guess. Come on, Linda. I'm seeing fluff. Well, it's a dog, Linda. Okay.

It's a dog with fluff and some white. I'm going to lean in and say your dog is a Bichon Frise or some sort of poodle. Very close. Okay. Very close, Linda. Okay. I believe it's a Maltese Shih Tzu. Okay.

Oh, Shih Tzu. To win with the joke. That was the punchline to my joke before. Right. I want to say to you this, Linda. I know your dog is, it's had a bit of an identity thing for a while. I want to tell you this, and it's maybe going to shock you, my darling. Your dog actually identifies as a cat.

Oh. Hmm. Interesting. But it is still a very, very gorgeous dog. I think its name's Pepper, isn't it? Correct. Wow. Pepper.

Wow, very good. Pepper is a cat trapped inside a dog's body And I just want you to just now Just know that from now on Treat Pepper as a cat Right Does your dog a bit of a fussy eater, Emily? She is a bit of a snob

Maybe Maybe he wants cat food Yes, try some cat food You know, just try a few things. And how would people go in the pauses, Linda, specifically? Give her a go. Not looking good, Emily. No, I think she's good.

I reckon give her a go. Give her a go. Well, anybody can enter. Thank you, Emily. You've won yourself $250 by nominating your cat of the year, dog of the year, or vet clinic team of the year the Horses. Yes, yes. So many great vet clinics around the country, they do

outstanding work. Yeah, maybe you could spend that $250 on some cat food and you know, make Pep a happier dog by the sounds. Oh, fantastic. Yeah, thank you very much Linda. It's good to be here my darlings. Oh, it's great to have you. Thank you very much, Linda. It's good to be here, my darling. Oh, it's great to have you.

Especially when you give away cash, because it almost helps tolerate you a little more. And it's not my cash, thank goodness. Yes, Southern Cross. Thank you guys. We appreciate it. Alright, here's how it works. Meg's going to offer you a cash amount for money to help, I guess, fill the financial hole for whatever it is you may need. And then you can take that money and run.

It's yours. Or you can throw it back in her face, which most do. And take the mystery amount strapped to Dan. There's a lot of people feeling the financial hole as well at the moment. I think there's, you know, it's a struggle out there. Well, let Meg fill it with cash. Okay, it's Jess that's playing this morning. Hey, Jess.

Hi, guys. Hi, Kim. How are you? I'm good. Jess, what do you need cash for this morning? I'm looking to get a new laundry washer. Because I've been going to my local laundry for a year already and it's kind of expensive.

How long do you... Do you have to sit there with the clothes and wait when you're at the laundromat? I have to wait for like an hour and a half because it's 30 minutes to wash, 30 minutes to dry. And you do that every week? Twice a week?

Once a week? I've been doing it every week. Listen to you two here, so privileged not knowing how a laundromat works. Excuse me, I went to... I had my days in my laundromat, absolutely. No, I have not. Yes, but hold on, you wait here, do you?

They go in there and what? So you wait for your washing to be done. I only do it when I'm camping. Dan, where do you wash your clothes? I don't wash. Your wife does. Where do you wash them? In the lake.

No, no, no, Dan, when you're at home. We have a washing machine at the beach. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, Hayley, when you're in the batch, when you're in the batch and you wash your clothes, how do you dry them? In the dryer. Okay.

Jess, how much is that? You put a load these days, by the way. I know what it was when I was using it. The one I'm looking at is about $500, and it's already combined washer and dryer, which is good. All together. That's a good one. That's what we got in the batch.

Give her the whole lot, Meg. I don't have that much, but I can give her a decent amount. It's still good money. She's going to the laundromat for an hour and a half every week for an entire year. She just needs $500 to get her weekends back. I didn't know she was going to ask for both. I don't have that money. I have $375.

Okay. That's a lot of money, Clint, to just ring up and get for free. Not for a dryer or a washing machine. Oh. Okay. Let's see if we can get you at least a full one. $375. I think the average for a good washing machine is probably at least $500.

No, it is. I'm looking at them online now. They're $350 to $400. For both? No, just one. It's still sunny outside. Jessica's kids are going to be walking around in damp clothes because their mum can't drive them before school.

You know those damp smelling kids? You know the ones. Stop it. Jessica's going to have kids like that. Here we go. Okay, I think drying your clothes there's nothing better than the sun. Let's get you a washing machine. I don't know how much is in the vest, but it'll be more than Meg's. I can buy a washing machine with

my money. You would have to be offering both to make it worth it. I'm so torn, Jess, because you want to go for both. But imagine missing out. This time yesterday Meg had more money than Dan. What do you want to do? Be safe or risk it? I will

choose to be safe. I need the money. I'm not going to be greedy. Yeah, well done. I think it's a good call. $375 in your pocket, Jess. Not bad. You're welcome.

And remember this feeling. Remember the feeling of feeling good. And then we'll find out what you turned down. Okay, let's go to Dan and see if you turned down potentially more cash. Okay, I'm going into the vest. How much did you offer me? $375. It was a good decision because it was $5 less if you went with me, $370.

Oh, yay. Well done. Thank you so much. You couldn't have really lost today, Jess, I don't think. So well played. Yeah, no, I don't think so. Yeah. Oh, epic.

Oh, well, get that washing machine and hopefully you'll be able to spend some more time at home with your damp kids. Yes. Do you have kids? Yes, I do. Oh, good. Okay. Sorry, I must have missed that.

I kept thinking Cliff was just assuming you were a kid. No, I just took a stab in the dark. Yeah, okay, good. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. A great relationship was in a dead fish place. Life was busy. Sex had vanished. Was it actually over? Wait

The edge began to scheme, the studio began to steam Clem, Meg and Dan said hey then why not sex for all? Let's have an orgasm You, me and your mum and the guy that lives next door to me We're all gonna have a big bang That's not quite what it is It's just about getting the spark back If intimacy is taken aback

Then you're a happy otherwise relationship We know it can happen quite commonly and nobody talks about it. You've heard a lot talked about aphrodisiacs, food that kind of gets you in the mood for a certain act in life, an adult act. We've done a little bit of research, or Carl, our producer, has anyway,

and he's come up with a whole load of foods that are classed as an aphrodisiac. He's also got candles, which is nice. And we've hooked Dan up to this incredibly large, looks like it's been brought out of the 80s machine, which is going to read Dan's horniness. Yeah, borrowed this from Motet, and this will message brainwaves and stuff like that,

which is quite cool. I'll tell you what it looks like, something that Eleven would be hooked up to in Stranger Things. It does. It really does look like that. You know, like it's very old-fashioned looking. Yeah, we're going to take your heart rate, Dan, your blood pressure, because those things do raise after.

One of the many things that raise. Yeah. But we're not going to measure all the things that raise, mostly just your heart rate. Okay, yes, because you've given a couple of wires with sticky bits on the end. I was wondering where you're going to stick them. Where are you going to stick them? Well, we were going to put them to your temple.

We just realised Dan doesn't know where his temples are. No, I said his head. And then producer Liv started sticking them to his face, and I was like, no, no, no, no. So where do they go? Yeah, do they go on the nipples, those ones? No, no, because then I know what you're going to do. You're going to shock me.

That's definitely not going to make me order. I would not shock you. Okay, so can we get a, we'll hook you up, and we'll get all your readings, No, no, because then I know what you're going to do. You're going to shock me. That's definitely not going to make me order. I would not shock you. Okay. Okay, so can we get a, we'll hook you up and we'll get all your readings. And then you're going to eat these aphrodisiac items over the next hour and we'll see if it's made a difference. Hope you're hungry. Now the thing is, I googled aphrodisiacs, okay, and there was a whole list of foods that came up. And then I also googled foods with laxative effect and the same foods came up. So I'm either going to get really horny or get the shits.

Okay, brilliant. I don't think we'll need the machine to tell us that. We'll know. Okay, there's things like asparagus, oysters, honey, red wine, blueberries. We're going to make our way through them. What's the first one we want to do? I think we get the oysters done. Otherwise they're going to be sitting around in here.

Okay, how long? Are these fresh oysters? Yeah, they're fresh, man. I got them from a little seafood store in West Auckland yesterday. Okay, how long have they... Are these fresh oysters? Yeah, yeah, they're fresh, man. I got them from a little seafood store in West Auckland yesterday. Okay. Look at that. And then he just left them in his car and forgot about them until this morning. Have you had oysters before, Dan? No, I do love oysters.

I don't like them. But these ones, they don't smell the freshest. So we're just taking the readings and seeing whereabouts the hornet's level of Dan is now. And then we'll read it by the end of the morning. Okay, I'm going to need a fork to get these out because they're stuck in. Oh, I didn't get that. Yes, okay.

Oh, there we go. You got it. It's down the hatch. No vinaigrette needed. That's a nice one. Yeah, they're good. Fresh and lovely. Don't you like oysters, Meg?

Get another one. Boogers. Sea boogers. Oh, God, that's got a fishy aftertaste. Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi. That's not the freshest oyster. That's bloody older than me. You just said it was fresh. Yeah, I's got a fishy aftertaste. Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi. That's not the freshest oyster. That's bloody older than me. You just said it was fresh.

Yeah, I know, but the aftertaste says otherwise. Oh, God, Jesus. Do you want to chase it with a blueberry or something? No, you need to get through all of them, Dan. All of them? Yeah. Jesus, I'm going to honestly be shitting. What do you want? I'm not trying to be funny. You've got to have a decent amount to see if it makes a difference

to the aphrodisiac. You can't say, at least, you have one. Okay, we're not going to have time to eat them all now, but I'll start eating them now. It's all right. You've got all morning. Okay. I've got another one. Do you want me to eat another one? Yes.

Really? It looks like you're stalling. Funny how that one's even older. I think that was the other one's mum. All right. Jesus. That's old as. Oh my god.

How sweet. This fish shop's not even open anymore. It closed three years ago. Get some blueberries down ya. Oh bloody hell. And what's the weirdest things you've got Carl? The old oysters quite clearly. The weirdest thing is something

The weirdest thing is something I got from a A lovely man Who does herbal medicines In West Auckland, he lives down the road from me And this stuff is called Genco Oh yes, that's also good for dementia Yeah, so he's got me Some fresh Genco

He did recommend we powder it Do you want me to snort it? Dan's just swallowed it all up. Yeah, and rub it. But you can just swallow it, brother. Why don't I have one orally and I'll shelve the other one? Shelve the other one. All right, we're going to turn the live off.

Clint, you'll need to apply that. Okay. Okay, so we'll get all our readings, and you'll just keep eating this without food and chocolate. Or red wine. Get. A little red wine. Get a bit of red wine. I've got some tea light candles as well, just to set the mood,

and also if all else fails, some pornography. Oh, jeez. That's all we need. Okay. Another one down the hatch, Dan. Who's in? Who's actually already scheduled the date, April 9th? Who's scheduled April 9th for the Big Bang?

And whatever that may look like for you. We know your mum has. She's written it in the diary. It's in mum's diary. Dad's very excited about it. Who's like, yep, we can disguise your voice. Because I know sometimes not everyone likes talking about that sort of thing. But just give us a call.

0800 Edge or Texas 3343. Well, there he goes again. One more. I think if this keeps going well, the Big Bang is going to be April 1st for me. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh. Clint, Meg and Dan. The Big Bang. Eight sleeps away. April 9th if you want to schedule it in your calendar and get

intimacy back in your relationship. However that may look. It's going to look different for every person. Right? But we're asking if you are in, let us know more people texting on this one I suppose than calling because

yeah we get that not everyone likes to talk about their sex life but I thought this text was really cool me and my boyfriend are in we actually had a really candid chat over the weekend

when we both heard you guys talking about it on Friday morning last week and that's all it needs to be if nothing else correct me if I'm wrong Meg but it just could be

just a conversation you know know, about intimacy. Of course, of course. It's just having a chat, whatever it means to you, to maybe try and see if that spark's still there or to get it back going. It can be somehow, even with somebody, the closest person in the world that you're with, it still feels kind of awkward to bring up. Natalie's put it in her calendar,

but she's also put it in her husband's calendar as well. I don't know if he knows about the addition to his calendar, but she steps through saying that she's added it. So that's great stuff. What a notification. We actually have somebody who's on the voice disguiser, and fair enough, every time that if you ever want to call about this, you can go on the voice disguiser and stay anonymous.

Their fake name is Jade. Jade, do you have it in your calendar? Yeah, I sure do. And funny enough, it wasn't actually me that who you guys talked about first. It was my partner. Funnily enough. Yes, funnily enough, yes.

Yeah, well, that's great though. I mean, if you don't mind me asking, Jade, how is your, I guess, intimacy going with your partner? At the beginning, I was definitely a lot more regular, but now it's, you know, slowed down a bit. And so we thought this was just the perfect little thing. And it wasn't, even though they brought up that maybe you guys should do this,

that wasn't in heart, you know, there wasn't, I don't want to say insulting. Like an awkward conversation? Yeah, yeah. No, I'll just explain the situation and if anything, it was just a good reason to do it, you know? Yeah. Well, maybe come April 9th when you guys are partaking in the Big Bang,

there are some foods that you could indulge in on the big day because I'm currently testing that right now. I've just had seven oysters. I'm about to finish the rest of them. I can't tell you how bad it smells. It's too good right now. We forget a lot of the time Meg's pregnant. Thank you. Maybe we could just get rid of the seafood. I really hope that these are this

season's oysters and not last because some of them taste a little bit fresher than... I'm sure that they're all good. I just have a very... It sounds so diva-ish but this pregnancy has made me extremely sensitive to smell. Okay, well you'll be pleased to know I'm nearly finished, so they can leave the studio. Yeah, they can leave the studio. I'm about to indulge in some manuka honey.

There's a can of asparagus, which I hate. Oh, I love asparagus, especially tinned. Put them in a little bit of bread. There's some tea, some blueberries. What's that? Those are the chilli flakes. I'm not going to have them. Okay, well, you could sprinkle it on an oyster.

It'd be quite nice. Okay. Yeah, yeah, put some honey in it. And there's your dark chocolate and some red wine as well. Oh, look, Dan. Give me the red wine. I chocolate And some red wine as well Oh God Dan Give me the red wine I'll have some red wine Yeah same

Straight from the bottle Same Yeah yeah I'll have a little sweet Okay off you go Oh God that's old as well Jesus You could have got

At least fresh ingredients It's meant to be old It's red wine That's a bottom shelf one as well You could have got At least middle shelf No this is just a leftover From my wife and I's Friday night The oysters as well You could have got at least middle shelf No this is just a leftover from my wife and I's Friday night

The oysters as well They were fresh on Friday Alright Dan will you continue To keep tucking away into that stuff Zane's just texted through Dan's going to get food poisoning Thanks for the support there Zane Brilliant stuff Do you know who doesn't get lucky

People with food poisoning You know what turns a lot of people on Gastro And you know who doesn't get lucky? People with food poisoning. Yeah, no, it turns a lot of people on. Gastro. Clint, Meg and Dan. On a quest to find New Zealand's greatest apple, we will not stop until we find it. Are we ready, team?

Yes, hit the jams, Clinton. Yeah, it has been accused of having quite a run-up this bit. Let's see if today is any different. In 1955, a man by the name of Steve Jobs was born. In 1976, he co-founded a company that specialised in making computers. His computers have changed the way we work, interact with friends and surf the internet. He even invented incognito mode. Thanks, Steve. He chose a name for his computer company based on the greatest fruit known to man, the humble apple. Fast forward to 2025, and three people from New Zealand are trying to find the best apple known to man. The leader of the team is one of those people who is all looks.

He'd be a 10 out of 10 if it wasn't for his huge nose. Good Lord, that thing is massive, told about a honker. I want to squeeze it, but I don't have hands big enough. His name? Clint Randall. Then there's the female, the relatable one, the one that all the girls want to be friends with. Oh, look at me. I'm just like you. Love me, love me. Pathetic. Her name.

Me. And finally, how do I describe this one? Well, imagine someone with absolutely no sex appeal. Got that? Now imagine that same man fell out of an Adi tree and hit every branch on the way down. Yes, he tried to enter an Adi contest and they said sorry, no professionals. His name? Dem Wibby. Together, this team of misfits are very close to finding the perfect apple.

Let's hope they don't stuff it up. This is How'd You Like Damn Apples. Okay, this one is apparently a honey crisp. Honeydew. Honeydew? Honeydew apple. Oh, I thought it was honey crisp. And now, obviously, the...

Is our budget getting smaller because we haven't been given a full apple? We've been given a half one. A half one, and it's all brown. So the presentation, I'm going to give the benefit of the doubt. Honeydew looks lovely from the skin side. Is it a honeydew or a honeycrisp? It's a honeycrisp. Oh, well I was told honeydew.

Yeah, I said that wrong. Sorry, Dan. It's a honeycrisp, guys. There was only two left in the store. They're obviously quite popular. Okay, here we go. And in a three, two, one. Oh, yeah.

72 on the decibel reader, middle of the road. Tasty, juicy, not floury. Not as good as last week with the Simply Red. I'm going to give this a 7 out of 10. I'll give it an 8. 7 and a half. Simple as that. I mean, it's middle of the table.

Is that it? Yeah. Okay. We really need mean, it's middle of the table. Is that it? Yeah. Okay. We really need to, let's honestly get up a table of the scores today. Of what we've scored them throughout the time we've been doing this. Because otherwise, you know what? No one knows where anything is. Currently the leader is a Simply Red, which you can get exclusively at Woolworths.

I think Rocket. Crudging in Rocket is second. Yeah, pretty close. Not a bad apple. The Honeycrisp. Meg's got a story about when she was in an open home. Didn't know she was looking. Yeah, I went to an open home over the weekend and met a real estate agent

and they told me something that they saw at the recent open home of theirs. And I wanted to see if this happens to a lot of real estate agents. So you want real estate agents to call next? Please. If anyone's still listening after our wonderful segment about apples. I think they're quite nice. Yeah, we actually thought about

it in the break. I'm managing my expectations with my husband. We're in a situation, we are extending our family in a few months time. I'm managing my expectations with my husband. We're in a situation, we are extending our family in a few months' time. I'm about to have a baby. We have a lovely little house that is 80 square metres. It's not very big, which is fine and it's liveable now, but with a dog, a cat, a toddler, me, my husband, and a baby, and family that come to visit, we're just seeing if there's anything we can do to upgrade. I don't think there is, but it's fun looking at people's houses, I tell you that much.

It is fun to go on. It's also depressing, but it can also be fun. I hate going looking. We've just rented out a new house. And I hate going to open homes. It's really depressing. Because you're going in there and you'll see about 50 other people, right? And you're like, oh, God, any one of these people could take it over us.

It's like quite a competitive market out there. I imagine that would be like if we ever get to the point that we're serious about doing it and then we find a place we like, it would be very stressful straight away. You get attached. Yeah, we went and we saw a wonderful place and as soon as we walked in, we're like, can't afford this. And so we just get chatting to the real estate agent who was lovely.

We actually had a daughter with us, Daisy, who is three. And she, very, very proud of her. She said she needed to go to use the toilet. She just needed to go wheeze. But I know that's a big no-no in places, in open homes. You can't really use the toilet. There are people walking around. They want to see the bathroom.

And you're not going to let it, like, you know what I mean? I get it. I get it. With kids, I think people make an exception. I probably learned about that afterwards. Anyway, it was up a big thing of stairs. Husband had to run down.

We always carry a portable potty in the back of the car. And she went wheezing there. And it was fine. And we walked back up. What, in the driveway? No, like the car, part of the car. Yeah.

It's not like people were walking past. Again, like we've been the most respectful that we could without letting our child with us. Yeah.

And I said this to the real estate agent. He was like, oh, you absolutely could have asked. It's a toddler. She can go. And I was like,

well, I'll know to ask for next time. Yeah. But he said, you're very respectful compared to other families. Last weekend, I had an open arm

and I turned around and there was a child taking a shit to the backyard. Oh my God! When you gotta go, you gotta go. Hoo hoo hoo.

Right? Stop saying! I don't want to laugh at the child Because you're right When you gotta go You gotta go But I It's the parents there

I should have asked the age Because I just imagined A full grown kid And you know They would try not to use The bathroom I imagined But you can't just go With the parents

I would say And you know those parents I bet you This is the parents. This is Janice, the mum. Oh, look at Timmy. Oh, my goodness. He's so cute.

Go to me. And you're like, no, you should be reprimanding your child for that, not praising him. David, film this for his 21st. God, this is cute. He didn't know what to do because what are you even saying? It's so shocking. Yeah.

I don't know what happened from there, if they got a little doggy bag and packaged it up and took it on their way, but they must have. You can't just go and let your kid do that. And it just made me think, well, real estate agents must have some stories because he also said that other people walk into the open home, bomb the bathroom, and it's right at the beginning,

and then they've got other people trying to buy this house. Maybe that's a good tactic to make people not want to buy it if you like it. I want to say a statement here and it might be a controversial one, but the general public are pigs, aren't they? Really? At the end of the day, like if you... Well, that's what I learned because he said, it shows that if you've got a bath toilet in the back of your car

for these emergencies, it shows that you were like, in theory, trying to respect, you know, thinking you've got some social cues to go, if we're going to places that there's not a bathroom available, we need to have one, which was nice. I just thought it was standard, but I just, I just was, you're right, Dan. Complete shock that, because I couldn't even, the idea of letting my child, while there were people walking around at home, look out the kitchen and go, lovely view. You can see the kids playing.

Oh, there's a child there. The way some people live their lives by letting their child do that on the lawn of someone else's house. Isn't that wild? I know. Real estate agents, or maybe you've been to an open home. What happened at the open home? I'd love to know things that have gone down.

Yeah, we can disguise your voice. Yeah, of course we can. Keep you anonymous because I know it's your job if that's what it takes to get your yarn from you. Text in 3343. You must have seen some stuff. Especially if it was your house during an open home and then when you got back an hour later

because you've evacuated the house to let people go through. And then when you got back, the real estate agent's gone, hey, I need to talk to you about something. Oh, what happened? I was in an open home recently looking at rentals and there was a lady sniffing the air conditioning unit. She had her head up the duct, sniffing it, just to see if it was mouldy.

That's one way to find out, I guess. And then her son shat on the lawn. No, no. And we want to hear from you about what happened during the open home. If you're a real estate agent, I imagine you've got a few stories. Or it could have been your open home. This one says, I once had a kid vomit on the living room carpet.

Then the family turned around and left. Not for them, it seemed. Wow. Another adult male used the toilet while others were in the bathroom with him. Bloody hell. Viewing the house. And this one,

had armed defender squad set up outside an open home. Yeah, I knew. That'd have put off prospective buyers, wouldn't it? Keeps up, man. Defender squads us in 3, 3, 4, 3 Call us 0800 The Edge Real Estate Stories I know you've got them Current real estate agent Selling for about three years

Before I was into property management But one day I had a lovely, expensive Remuera mansion Very lovely place Handed back to me And the previous tenant decided She couldn't wait half an hour For our arrangement in time

So I locked all of the keys in the house. We didn't have any so I had to unscrew the doggy door, crawl through, only just fitting to use the property

before the new tenant arrived. I've had to crawl through a doggy door and there's nothing more degrading in a human's life than having to crawl through a doggy door.

I've done it once. I was at Meg's house and I was like, that's a large dog door, Meg. I was like, anyone could just climb in your house. She goes,

no you couldn't. I was like, I could fit in there. She goes, no you couldn't. Thank you for that. We have changed it since. So I was like, anyone could just climb in your house. She goes, no, you couldn't. I was like, I could fit in there. She goes, I couldn't. Thank you for that. We have changed it since. So I proved you could and got into the house.

Yeah, big dog. You had been drinking a bit. We both had been at that point. You fear unlocked. Meg was like, cool, so now I know anyone can get in my house. Yeah, that was the last day. Where's that dog? There we go.

Let's go to Kristen. Oh, 100th Edge. Kristen, you were a viewer of a house. Yes, and so the real estate agency yelled at the tenants of the property when we went there for the viewing. They had way too many tenants

there. There was a bed, there was a double bed in the kitchen, there was a single bed in the hallway, there was a double bed and a cot in the lounge, alongside at least two, three beds in each bedroom. That's sad, isn't it, though, that these poor people that were probably living in the house had, like,

multi-generational family living there. No, getting kicked out. How can you have a bed in your kitchen, though? How inconvenient is that? To even just, like, live in the space. Good for midnight snacks, though. Oh, very true. You just reach to the fridge, get outside.

I used to live in a very, it wasn't even one bedroom, it was like one room and I could reach the kitchen from my bed. It was wonderful. It was wonderful, it really was.

Last half full. Alright, Cash Trapped is next. If you need cash for anything, 0800 The Edge, give us a call or text us on 3343 and Meg might just give you

the cash you need. It was a hot night as well, she just opened the fridge. Air conditioning. Clint, Meg and Dan with a share of $50,000. Cash. With the edge. Cash trapped. Trapped. We'll keep doing it

7 and 8 o'clock each morning until $50,000 is given away. Rachel is going to leave with some guaranteed cash this morning. Yay, Rachel! Congrats, Rach. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. What do you need your money for?

I side-swiped my car on a parked truck, and I have to pay for it to fulfill the excess. Oh, bud. Yeah, it's always just a lesson to check those mirrors, eh? So, wait, you had a parked car? It is. Yeah. I did, a parked truck.

Got too close. Got too close. Damn. Were you looking at anything that wasn't the road? No, I actually wasn't. It was just a really tight road. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, the tight road.

I live on a tight road. Yeah, yeah. And it's so, God, I can see how easy it is. Especially when you're like, why are you parked there? There obviously isn't enough room for cars to get past. It pisses me off. The worst part of what has happened to you, Rach, is if you have a partner and then you've got to get home and tell them.

Did you have to do that? Yeah, no. No, I didn't. Oh, great. Oh, how good. If anyone danced too, I'd be like, hey, babe. But also no one to help with the bills. No one to help with the bills.

Okay. All right. I will pay for half your wing mirror $225 Is that how much a wing mirror costs? She said $450 excess So you wear half of it Rach and Meg wears the other half

Or you forego that amount and take the mystery amount that is strapped to Dan because it could be considerably more than that Or it could be less as well Let's be honest, I've had like $2.50 fifty in the past three dollars fifty what do you want to do no look i think it's going to be more surely i think i'll go down okay all right locking in throwing away my pain half of your accident that's fine okay even though none of it was meg's fault she she will put the $225 back in my wallet. That's where it goes.

Let's see what is strapped to me, Rachel. Good luck. What would be an amount you're happy with? Oh, probably anything to be fair. Probably like $225. Oh, that's good. Because, oh, shit. You're going home with $6.

$6. $6. Oh6. $6. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry, Rachel. That's better than nothing. That's all right. Yeah. Well, yeah.

I mean, that's not good. I think it's close to one of the smallest amounts I've ever done. But you're right. It is better than nothing. It isn't better than $225. No, it's not. I should have gone with me. Bugger. Sorry, Rachel.

Hey, hey. Well, that's the way. the guy with me. Bugger. Sorry, Rachel. Hey, hey. And well, that's the way. Oh, so now, what a way to kick her when she's down, Dan. Good one, Dan. I, you know,

I don't make a choice about what is in the vest. It's just put in there. You're pretty convincing. Pretty convincing. It's strapped to me. I don't know what's there. Oh, big amount, big amount.

Surely there's another big amount coming. Well, it could be. It could be now after this, though. Clint, Meg and Dan. And Dua Lipa's going to be in the country, if not today, very early tomorrow because she's got two gigs.

Second, so Wednesday and Friday at Auckland's Spark Arena. Yeah, okay. So you guys are going to play on behalf of a caller each. And I've just got three questions. Whoever does the best is going to win that person a double pass to go and see her. Okay. Okay. I believe that Dan, you're playing for Aaron. Morning, Aaron. Morning.

Good, mates. Okay, so if Dan is successful, you'll be going to Dooliba. Dooliba, who do you take with you? I'll probably take my mum. She's a big fan. That's nice. Are you the only child? Yes. I was about to nice. Are you the only child? Uh, yes.

I was about to say you'd be the favorite. Oh, unfortunately for you, I see. I was about to say that you were definitely going to be the favorite after this. And then Clint. Oh, we just lost them. Oh, they didn't want Clint to represent them, clearly. They found out that Dan was representing Aaron. It doesn't matter because I'm going to win it for Aaron.

So who are we? One second. We're just waiting for the person to come through. So, Aaron, because I'm going to win it for Aaron. So who are we? One second. We're just waiting for the person to come through. So Aaron, we're going to do a best of three. Obviously, Dan, Oriah need two to win. You're the double pass. I think it's Lucy you're playing for, Clint, okay? So I'm not going to have time to talk to her, but you're playing for Lucy.

Let's get on with it. Okay, okay. All right. Names are buzzers. Names are buzzers, boys. Okay. How old is Dua Lipa? Dan. Okay. All right. Names are buzzers. Names are buzzers, boys. Okay. Okay. How old is Dua Lipa?

10. Oh, he's done that thing where he buzzes and threw you the answer. Correct, 29. Oh. Actually. Woo-hoo. Yeah, correct. Okay, come on.

If he gets this next one, nice and easy for Aaron. Come on, Aaron. We don't even need to go for Lucy. Let's do this. Come on, Aaron. Where was she born? Clint. Is she English? Just give me the answer.

Where was she born, Clint? London. Correct. Yeah. What? Okay, this one wins. Whoever wins this, wins the double pass for Aaron or for Lucy. Okay.

What year did she start her career? Points. 2013. Correct. Yeah! He's got a Wikipedia page open. Excuse me, can I ask again? Do you have a Wikipedia page open?

No, I don't. I swear to God I don't have Wikipedia open. He does. Me too. It's not Wikipedia. What is it? Oh, he's got like a page open of Dua Lipa. Congratulations, Lucy.

You're going to Dua Lipa. Have you actually, you naughty boy? Yeah. Lucy, I'm sorry, but Clint does have his Wikipedia open. Who are you going to? Well, it's a Google page. I can't see any of the answers on it. No, honestly, Lucy, Clint.

Lucy, who are you going to take with you, babe? Probably one of my gal pals. Oh, nice. You guys are going to enjoy that. You just cheated there. You're going to let Aaron just completely. Oh, at the end of the day, someone had to win and someone had to lose. And so, Lucy, congratulations. You won.

I always do this. Sorry to Aaron. Why do you always do this? Oh, sorry, Aaron. Do we go to him or is there going to be two? No, there's no point because he's just completely cheated again, Meg. Like he does in every quiz. Oh, God.

Well, to be fair, very naughty to have it up, Clint. Was there anything that you were doing? Well, then don't give it. Don't let him win it, then. Well, excuse me. Oh, we can't take it off Lucy now. She's already won. Yeah, well, what about Aaron?

He was completely, like, blindsided there, and you were just cheating. I didn't have my computer open. Do we have a spare double pass here? What's going on in this situation? No, it's just the one. Just the one. Yeah, cool, man. All right, so we're just going to...

Well, we can give it to Erin. If you want to give it to Erin, you just have to tell Lucy she can't have it now. Honestly, I'm done. Ooh. Ooh. Bit of heat in the studio this morning. Sorry about that.

Dan is not happy. No. Dan is not happy. I don't think the Afphrodisiacs worked. No. We've been trying to give Dan food throughout the morning to give him a to see whether or not his blood

pressure and his other things have risen as aphrodisiacs. I think his blood pressure has risen, but just not in the way that we thought. Okay. We're going to hit the spot next, but we kind of need Dan for that. Do you chase him? Do I chase him? Sledge, I'll chase.

The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Meg and Dan. Yeah, bit of heat in the studio this morning, as you heard before. To be honest, for one second, I thought it was an April Fool's prank. But let me make it very clear, there was no cheating on Clint's behalf.

He had the Google page up because Dua Lipa's coming to the country. He needed the information on the concert. There was nothing on that page, I've checked again, that would have given him the answers. Because I don't want anybody thinking that we, you know, tried to cheat somebody out of tickets. But unfortunately

it has. I don't know if Dan is having a bit of a bad morning. The only question I actually could have got right was the first one, her age. And I didn't buzz in quick enough. Yeah. And then Dan got all pissy and stormed out. We will sort it out behind the scenes, poor thing. That's our first walkout, though.

It is our first walkout. In almost two and a half years. Yeah. Yeah. Hmm. I will go and check on my friend because I don't want him being upset, but there might be some, yeah, just a bit stressed out. But we'll have Scandal now.

Yeah, we were going to get into Hit The Spot, which Dan does where he sings along, and then he comes back in during the chorus, but he stormed out, so we won't be doing that because he's been a little girl. Clinton, that is not nice. As someone who has a daughter, that is a terrible insult. Yeah, it's not nice to girls, and it's also not nice to him.

He's obviously got some stuff going on, and he's blowing off some steam. Yep. Yep. All right, we've got Scandal now, or do you want to do it next? Let's do it. I don't know what the... Are you ready to go? Yeah, I'm ready to go.

Scandal with Meg. Black Mirror is coming out. You can see the new trailer has been released. You can bounce back to Mirror 3343. They've released now what the episodes are going to be called. And the trailer this time around, the first one was kind of like cryptic in the way that it had lots of little bits from all the episodes. If you know Black Mirror, every episode is slightly different.

It's something different. So we've got Common People, Hotel Revroir, Plaything, Eulogy, USS Callista, Into Affinity. A couple of the ones that I really like the look of, which I think we've got a little clip on here, is a high-tech system in schools that's keeping people alive. There's also some developments into brains where you can go back into your memories. That's kind of reminiscent of some earlier seasons. Same with Plaything, which is about a man who harbours

an obsession with a 1990s video game, but it looks like he's able to speak to the players inside it. Have a listen to the trailer here. Rivermind is a revolution Oh, look, he's back! Oh crap, Amy's back! Hey! Let's listen to my scandal, please.

You're running ads through me? Have you tried espresso grande? The beans are roasted slow and long for a richer, smoother taste. Meg, you'll have to get up to speak as you walked out. That was the new... Oh, that's going to be hard to do a show if you don't talk to me. That's the new Black Mirror trailer. Meg, can you tell Dan that he's going to have to talk to me? I'm not going to have this in the middle. I'm not going to be, come on. Oh, that's going to be hard to do a show if you don't talk to me. That's the new Black Mirror trailer. Make him tell Dan that he's going to have to talk to me.

I'm not going to have this in the middle. I'm not going to be in the middle. I should be the person that is the least stressed at the moment. Anyway, that is, if you want to see a mirror to 3343, lots of people was texting and saying, good April Fools. I don't think it is. No, it is. It was April Fools.

Oh, for God's sake. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Nah, it is. It was April Fools. Oh, for God's sake! Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, my God! To be honest, I'm surprised you went with it. I'm genuinely surprised.

I thought she was going to go guys, it's April Fools. Like, lame. Oh, mate, when you weren't

in the studio doing the song, I had to work, man. I should have asked him for the stuff I had to do when you weren't here. Oh, my God, do you know what's really nice though, Dan? I stuck up for you the whole time. Oh, yes, when you weren't in the studio doing the song, I had to work, man. I should have gone and asked him for the stuff I had to do when you weren't there. Oh, my God, you know what's really nice, though, Dan?

I stuck up for you the whole time. Oh, yes, you did. Every time that he was being... I was like, he's being so whiny. I was like, look, I can't even... Why is he being such a... He's like, yes, but he's got a lot going on. He's got a lot going on.

Obviously, it's more than just that, Clint. I was like, yeah, but he's such a little bear. I wouldn't let him say that about you. Oh, my God. I've been laying the scenes all morning as well. I've been suddenly being like, God, but he's such a little bitch. I wouldn't let him say that about you. Oh, my God. I've been laying the seeds all morning as well. I've been suddenly being like, God, I'm just like, I'm so down today, guys. So sorry. And like just suddenly laying the seeds.

Oh, my God. I've even been messaging my husband saying, Dan's even a really down day today. Oh, my God. I can't believe it. You arseholes. Oh, my God. You arseholes. Yeah.

So anyway. Yeah. April Fool's. We're all still in love. We're still having fun. Bless you, Rebecca. Sheseholes. Yeah. So anyway. Yeah. April Fools. April Fools. We're all still in love. We're all still having fun. Bless you, Rebecca. She's text back saying.

Wait, is Aaron okay? I think Aaron works here. So I don't think he was too worried about. Shut up. That was all fake. Oh my God. So I'm pretty sure both call us. We will have tickets to Doolie, but definitely not for Aaron or Lucy.

That's horrible. To me, that was our first fight. I hated every second of it. I honestly thought I overacted it. I was like, she's going to see through this performance. Oh, wow. The amount of heat that I've been getting on the text. People are hating on me.

I wanted your role. Why did I get my role, the antagonizer? And the Oscar goes, too. You are a shit loser, so I believed it. It's believable. Is that April Fools? What's going on? What are we doing now?

Oh my god You guys got me so good Oh my goodness me I was like When I went out I was shaking I'm so sad for you Yeah I'm just worried

About the people That tuned out And he's an asshole Behind your back by the way Yap yap yap I hope he was acting then I'm just worried About the people

That have gone awkward And switched stations And haven't come back Yeah Clintus Sack of Shirt Yeah there's a few of those Oh my god that was I just worry about the people that have gone awkward and switched stations and haven't come back. Yeah, Clintus Sack of Shire. Yeah, there's a few of those. Oh, my God. Casey just texted me, the boss.

Casey, the boss just texted me and said, Meryl. Oh, that's just a straight one. Very good. Okay. Wow, okay. Good. Thank you.

A couple of people have just texted and said... Let's prank the pregnant girl. Love that. Oh, yeah, we didn't think of that Nah All my water's popped Then the joke would really be honest That would have been a good April Fool's prank If you just had a bucket

And you just emptied it on the floor Oh my goodness Yeah that would have been a good one Next year Next year Alright we're getting headlines in three Everyone loves each other We love you

We appreciate you having a laugh along with us. What were you saying, though? Oh, mate. It was so mean. It was the role I was born to play. I just had to talk trash about Dan. Clint, Meg and Dan. Stinky bitch.

1st of April, beware. Have your wits about you. April Fool's today. Dan and I had a bit of a hissy fit and we decided to have our first walkout in two and a half years of working together. Meg, it wasn't an honour. That was our first... Well, in the moment, I thought that have our first walkout and two and a half years of working together. Meg wasn't an honour. That was our first, well, in the moment,

I thought that was our first fight. Behind the scenes, there was bitching about producers and I was trying to go calm down that behind the scenes. Yeah, sorry, Carl, your collateral damage for that. It was all an act. I know, I was like... I felt like I really copped it there. Rebecca was very upset.

We might have got her too. Morning, Bex. Morning, Bex. Hi, I was genuinely spiraling. I feel physically ill. I'm sorry. What were you worried about? No, I was, because I've been listening since JJ, Mike and Dom days.

I've been with you guys since the beginning. And you're my favorite all-time radio show ever across anyone. And I've got a kid only a few months older than George. And I was like, oh, my God, Dan must be like having a hard time parenting. He was crying about Liam Lawson the other day. I was like, he must be having a mental breakdown. Exactly, Rebecca.

I have been going through the same things in my head because there's other stuff. Like, not that I know behind the scenes and I'm like, holy cow, it's all come to a head. It's all come to a head. I don't know what to do. George slept well last night. You were pleased to know, Rebecca.

It was a great night's sleep. Yeah. Oh, they got us both, Rebecca. I'm so sorry, Rebecca. I know. I'm so sorry. But it was a bit of fun, wasn't it? I'll recover.

I'll be okay. Yeah, good. And if you had to lose one of the three, you'd choose Dan anyway. Exactly, yeah. You get rid of the weak link. Oh, sorry, guys. I know Dan's newer, but nope. He's the favourite.

Oh, dear. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Careful, Rebecca. We'll get an actual storm out soon. Rebecca, piss off. Did you say you're happy with me going? No, no, no.

Absolutely not. No, no, it'll be Carl. Oh, no. Poor producer Carl. Get effed, Rebecca. Hey, it could be another April Fool's joke, Carl. Who knows? Whatever happens to sleep with nobody? Yeah, actually, hey, Rebecca. Hey, it could be another April Fool's joke. Who knows? Whatever helps you sleep at night, buddy.

Actually, hey, bosses out there, don't do any major, like, move-ins or fire-ins today because people might just go, oh, yeah, good one, boss. Yeah, you can shove your job up your ass too, mate. You don't know, really, mate. You've got until 11 to pack up your stuff and get out. Oh, bugger. Okay, see you later.

All right, Abby, what's about you? We will do the final results on the aphrodisiac test started at 7, and Mick's got a scandal update, which we'll give a little bit more time to now, I suppose. Yes. Oh, she's still dark on us. Are we doing it now or are we doing it next? Next.

Okay. Are you going to storm out? No, I've never stormed out apart from that. Clint, Mick and Dan. Scandal with Mick. Scandal again, if you missed I've never stormed out apart from that. Clint, Meg and Dan. Scandal with Meg. Scandal again, if you missed it the first time around. Sorry about that. Black Mirror Season 7.

We have the bounce back. If you want to see the trailer. I feel like I've done this, but mirror to 3, 3, 4, 3. Dan, you can hear it for the first time. Yeah, there's a whole bunch of different episodes. If you haven't seen the other seasons of Black Mirror. This one looks to be a goodie. It's got people like Aquafina.

Oh, who else just got announced into it? The guy with the eyebrows. Who's the eyebrow guy? Oh, from Schitt's Creek. The dad. No, no, no, no. The ones that have eyebrows like this looks like Dan. Oh, yes.

Eyebrow guy that looks like Dan. He is from Maze Runner, correct. no, the ones that his eyebrows are this, looks like Dan. Oh, yes. Eyebrow guy that looks like Dan. He is from Maze Runner, correct. Oh, yes, and he gets bitten on the ball bag by a spider. Will Poulter. Yeah, in the movie with Jennifer Aniston. Classic. Someone that looks like me gets bitten on the ball bag. Classic.

It does also seem like a thing that could happen to Dan if he were in Camp Hatchies. Oh, God, he's in it as well. He's in it as well. So some of the synopsis. Dan's about to walk out. Some of the synopsis that we have. Plaything is an eccentric loner who harbours an obsession with a

video game. Eulogy is an innovative system that enables users to literally step into photographic memories of the past, which if you're writing a eulogy for somebody who had passed away, you go back into the memories to remember things to write about. But he kind of, I think, gets a bit lost in that. If you want to see the trailer, it looks really good.

It gives you a snippet of every single episode we're going to get. Because unlike many TV series nowadays, every episode is standalone, right? Yeah, it stands alone. Yeah, it stands alone by itself. But it's something like it's meant to make you reflect on what the world is like at the moment. Mirror the 3343. I can't believe it's season seven. I mean, can you beat the pig episode in the Prime Minister?

No, you can't. That was my first episode I watched. Have a listen to a little bit of this trailer. This is with Radisha Jones. Redream is a system that we're using. We're making a movie in real time. They're AIs. They're constructs.

None of this is real. I'm as real as you are. These are living individuals. I've also seen puppets like Sonic the Hedgehog. That wasn't exactly the bit. I'm a bit flustered. I am sorry about that. That wasn't exactly the bit.

Do you want this? Yeah. River Mind is a revolution in neurological science. I am living proof. How much is this going to cost? You're running ads through me. Have you tried Espresso Grande? The beans are roasted slow and long for a richer, smoother taste.

So like, yeah, so something gets inserted into her brain, which makes her life much better, but then also Because everything's Sold these days She starts to say Adverts Like in Oh my god

Wow So you can sell yourself And you start saying ads In the middle Yeah around people When they When you I guess Your eyes can see

You're around people You start talking about What paid products are Wow Yeah very funny Ah very cool Does Clint have one of those Chips in his head

Because he seems to do that a lot So yeah you could just be In the middle of a conversation and then be like, join Zed Rewards and get 20 cents off per litre and a free coffee to apply. He's good with that. There he goes. There he goes again.

He's always banging on about Zed. Added value for Zed there. That's the latest in scandal. It's time for the results. The Big Bang is going down in eight more sleeps. April 9th, if you want to schedule it in the calendar, whatever the Big Bang may look like for you to re-spark your intimacy and your relationship. We are all going to be scheduling it.

Dan has been eating aphrodisiac items since 7am this morning. Yeah, there's been a lot of myth around aphrodisiac foods. Your bluff oysters, your asparagus, light tea, blueberries, apparently aphrodisiacs as well. So we've been testing it. I've been hooked up to a series of machines. Is this the time to say I don't believe any food is an aphrodisiac? Not really. I don't think that you take it and universally people will become more susceptible to, you know.

You could have maybe brought it up in the meeting yesterday after the show. Yeah, it's sort of annoying in a way, Meg. Thanks for that. Look, if I'm honest, I'm kind of leaning towards Meg in a way. Not because I'm horny. Oh, there's a double insult in there somewhere. No, no, no, no, no. It's because I don't think anything's happened.

I genuinely don't think. Like, personally now feeling it, my vital signs might show differently, but currently I'm feeling no different. Yeah, hooked up to the machine here, Carl. It looks like there's a lot of activity happening. So this is Dan's brain activity, and when it started, it was a bit more of like a flat line kind of thing.

Which was a bit concerning, I must say, Dan. Very concerning. I was just like, hung this flat, like the bulge in his pants. But what we've noticed, can you guys see there now, there's actually a bit more brain activity going on. Quite a bit more. It's almost alarming how much is going on. And we've in his pants. But what we've noticed, can you guys see there now, there's actually a bit more brain activity going on. Quite a bit more. It's almost alarming how much is going on. And we've done his temperature.

Well, yeah, I was just going to say, this could all be the, like these are the household aphrodisiacs that you can get at a supermarket basically, or it could just be his riddling kicking in. But I'll take his temp. Could be both. All the red wine he's been drinking in the morning.

Yeah, so I had a half a glass of red wine. Yeah, he's had about eight oysters. Okay, he's actually gone up. So when he started, this was his temperature I just took, and it was 36.8. It's now 37.1. So it has actually gone up. A couple of points.

What were those little Asian medicine pills you swallowed, but you were meant to crush them first? I had three of them. Yeah, you should not have had three of those. Wait, Dan, you are also wearing track pants. Stand up. Yeah, what's... Oh, I don't think there's much going on there.

Oh, my God. Oh, my Dan. Is there something in your pants, or are you just happy to see us? Oh, yeah, sorry. That's just Sean Hill from the afternoon's mic cover. Oh, yeah, no, there's nothing there. I put that down there as a bit of a gag. Let me have a look.

Nothing at all. Yeah, nothing going on there. Oh, nothing at all? Yeah. Okay. Oh, no, Meg's now... Meg's... Have you...

No. I will say that the thing you're seeing there is not a product of this what we've done. Meg! No, please, I don't. I haven't... I don't. I don't.

So you've eaten asparagus. Meg's gone. You've eaten blueberries, oysters, red wine, chocolate. I haven't got one of those. I haven't. I haven't. If that's one of those Then goodness me, God help me Okay, so what can we definitively say

In regards to aphrodisiacs? I think they work, from what I can see Oh, they can work It's a sharpie thing How are you feeling though? I honestly feel no different If I'm really honest, I do feel like I need to take a trip to the toilet. Because I've had, basically, on the flip side of being aphrodisiacs,

they're also quite laxative effective. And I do feel like there's something going on, but not in the way that I want. Maybe the figs and asparagus and oysters you've eaten in the last hour. I think it's more in my belly than further down. All right, well, we'll give you a sec to go sort yourself out then. I'd say if you're wanting to maybe on, when we do the Big Bang on April 9th, I'd maybe just do one or two of these

because I think the only Big Bang that's going to be happening is in the toilet after the show. Oh, that's a shame. All right, 10 to 9. You've got about three minutes until we're back to go sort yourself out and take those pads off your face because I'm not sure those pads on your face will do anything. Are these sanitary pads?

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