The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW #488 The Looser the Better

Episode Date: April 1, 2025

Yeh so an AI wrote this description so a human didnt have to...   Unfilter Squad: Hilarious Ex Lies, Sex Stats, and Dan's Unbelievable Google History! Welcome to the Clint, Meghan, and Dan podcast! In today's episode, we dive into some of the funniest lies exes have ever told, reveal surprising stats about New Zealanders' sex lives, and explore Dan's bizarre Google search history. We also get a visit from a pet psychic and discover what's in Millie Bobby Brown's bag. Plus, you can win $500 with our Imposter game. Join us for laughter, surprises, and a lot of fun! 00:00 Introduction and Greetings00:11 Morning Banter and Locations00:45 Tinder Experiment02:20 Easter Egg Delivery04:32 Throwback Song Discussion10:53 Flirting with AI13:46 Funny Names Segment17:43 TV Show Recommendations21:05 Pet Psychic Segment25:39 Cash Giveaway and Cheap Skates37:26 Hotel Freebies and Odd Habits38:53 Dua Lipa's New Zealand Tour42:13 The Big Bang: New Zealand's Intimacy Survey53:01 Funniest Lies Exes Have Told01:01:36 Dan's Google Search History01:07:11 Millie Bobby Brown's Bag01:11:48 Preventing Impersonation Scams

This is a podcast from Rover. Some podcasts educate. Some inspire. We do neither. Welcome to the most unnecessary thing you'll listen to today. This is the Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Good morning everyone. Christchurch, New Plymouth, Hamilton, Dunedin, Apia, Parmy, Invercargill, Nelson, Roto-Vegas, Wings Town, Pagoday, Gisborne, Wellington, Tunners, Marlborough. You seem a bit worse for wear. Oh, yeah, mate. The old Sav grapes have got a bit of attitude this year,

if you know what I'm saying. Well, grab yourself a Powerade and a pie and listen up. We've got this. Wait, is that meant to be us? Yeah, at least blow a little bit of smoke up our bottoms. Come on, give us some heat. It's Clint Magentad. Kia ora, good morning.

It is one to six Wednesday. Wednesday, everybody. Meg just said just before we went on air, before you turn the mics on, Meg goes, I can't get onto Tinder for some reason. Oh, well, you know why, Dan. What are you doing? Cheating on your hubbo?

Oh, you know, I'm downloading it for it and nobody else will download it, so I have to do it because we're through to fit. We're doing an experiment. We were like, Dan and I are like, I don't know what's going on. April Fool's was yesterday, Meg,

but us downloading Tinder, that seems like a trap. I don't know, because Meg sort of asked, she was like, one of us is going to have to download Tinder and there was nothing.

Trick it, so I'm doing it. Yeah, God, she's good at her job. Just re-upload it. Yeah. Wouldn't it have already? Yeah, I've been with my partner for 11 years.

I don't have Tinder anymore, unfortunately. Tinder was even out when me and my now wife were together. So if you're swiping through Tinder today and you see Meg Mancelon, give her a good swipe right. Yeah. Make it a fake profile. Don't swipe left. Yeah.

Boost her ego a little bit. There's a fun new feature maybe Meg can tell you about next. It'll let you know if you've got any riz or not, I guess. That's a fun new feature maybe me can tell you about next. It'll let you know if you've got any riz or not, I guess. That's kind of the gist of it. It's been talked about since about Feb

and apparently it's a new way because I think Tinder is struggling a little bit with downloads so it's trying to find a new way to get it along. You've got to be careful about media outlets

saying stuff today because they're like seeing old stories from like April Fool's. But no, this is an old, older one. We're not going to get fooled. Come on, guys.

We appreciate you joining us this morning with the 6am throwback that we'll get to right after this one from Kendrick. And of course, cast rats, a double play at 7 and 8 this morning. Is it my turn for the throwback today? Yeah, what you got? I've got a good one. You have to wait. It's the edge. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh.

Hey, before we get into the 6am throwback, we had a delivery from New Zealand Post to do with Easter. It was a giant package with like six eggs inside. It was just like, come on, guys. You guys are literally in the postal game. You should be able to have a box that fits the parcel. Anyway, it was a giant box with a few eggs. Meg, on the eggs, because I gave mine away to the producers,

I was like, you guys can have them. Dan goes, wait, wait, don't give them away. They've got our faces on them. Yeah. Yeah, they do. Have a look at Dan's one. Mine is my face. Do you think that's Dan's face?

Well, okay, so let me, before I show you the egg, know that it's in the shape of an egg, so my face is distorted. So it makes my nose area bigger than others other parts because it's in the shape of an egg. Yeah, that's Dan. That's me. What?

Let me say that again. That's me. Yeah, so they've put they've like let me look at his mouth. I hear it says on there you can send eggs with your own face on them.

Anyone can do it. Anyone can do it. You can get your face for $12 per pack including courier costs for a limited time. Good eggs will be available to purchase

and you can put your face on them and then send them to a loved one. We need to be available to purchase and you can put your face on them and then send them to a loved one. We need to get that photo up online. No one's looking at it and going, oh, it's Dan Webby.

They are. Let me see yours, Cliff. Look at your mouth. Oh, they've got your lip right, actually. It's pretty. Yeah, my non-existent lip. Your lip.

Yeah, they've put that on there. I can't reckon. The thing is, I don't know where they got these photos from, though, because I don't think I look quite myself either. They must be AI, aren't they?

I think it is. It's like cartoon-anized. Is that a word? Clint's one. Oh, God. Clint's is not good. That's why I was like... He doesn't want them, that's why.

These aren't us, Dan. He's denying it because his one looks ugly as... I actually think mine looks the best. You look like Bevan in yours. That's rude to Bevan, Dan. That looks like Bevan. No, I think Bevan's the handsome one. Oh, it does look like my younger brother.

Yeah. You look like the handsome of the two brothers. I've always said that. Anyway, throwback. Yeah, but you can do that. Good egg with NZ Post and get your face in. But they are, you're right, it doesn't quite look like us. Oh, I see what you mean.

If you were handed this and said, does this look the most like Clint, Meg or Dan, then you go, are you sure? But if someone said, who's that? Dan's is very strange and yours, but mine's me, isn't it? Okay, we'll get photos on our Instagram anyway. Yeah, we'll put them up.

Throwback, because we've been doing this for a few weeks now, and there's a song that is, Clint, no one else cares about the photos on the Easter eggs. Hey, I'm not talking about it anymore. You're talking about it. No one knows that I'm still looking at it.

It's radio. So there is a song that Doce has released called Anxiety, which samples a track by Kimbra and... What's his name? Oh, no, it's your throwback. Gautier. Is that his name? Yes.

Yeah. So I wanted to play the original song as a throwback. It came out 14 years ago. 2011, this was released. Damn, I would not have picked that. Yeah. Can you play the, have we got a clip of anxiety? Oh, yeah.

You can get some anxiety if you want. Yeah, just so people know the song before we play it. They'll surely know it. There's a lot of people that don't even know that this is a sample. They thought, don't you just release it? My daughter was... That'd be the younger Jen. Yeah, she thought this was the original.

And then I played her the song we're about to play now, and she was like, where's this song come from? I was like, it came from 2011, babe. Yeah, the Kimbra version was huge as well, like one of the biggest songs in the world for its time. Isn't she over in New York now? I think she is. Yep.

And last I heard, she had a residency at the Radio City Musical in New York, which is huge. Oh, she ain't coming back to New Zealand. Michael Bublé has played there.

I think it was a short residency like two weeks. She's still good, though. She might come back to New Zealand. Oh, me not impressed. And it was longer than two weeks. Clint Megadam. Let's go.

Throwback, Gautier and Kimbra, somebody that I used to know, of course. The OG. Yeah, the OG before Dochi came along, sampled it with Anxiety. The music video as well, where they've got kind of this crazy painted backdrop, and then they paint themselves the same colour,

so they kind of disappear into it. I don't know if they're nude or not. I was looking at the video and it's sort of I think they are, aren't they? It's like their arms and their chest and their legs.

Yeah, I mean, they've probably just got bottoms on. I always thought they were nude top up. Yeah, in that music video when it came out. I always thought that's amazing

when someone does body painting. You know, like when I saw a guy that was dressed as Spider-Man he was completely nude but the body paint was so incredibly You don't need to know your incognito searches, Dan. body painting. You know, like when I saw a guy that was dressed as Spider-Man, he was completely nude. But the body paint was so incredibly... Don't need to know your incognito searches, Dan.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been there, done that. I remember doing that in my early days of the age, wearing like a leopard or tiger one-piece bather. And I wasn't. I wasn't wearing... I was just wearing like a tan G-banger.

And then I had to stand out in the streets. But it did look like I was wearing women's togs, which is also embarrassing. Could I ask you a question? Because I've never been able to ask this to someone that's been painted before. They have to go quite deep into your butt, wouldn't they? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because they'd have to paint like the inside of your butt crack. Otherwise, it would just show. Yep. I guess depending how wide your butt crack is. And you don't want to run or sweat because you're right into chafing and then all of a sudden...

But it is quite freeing. I thought that was a question you were going to ask. Because you're effectively nude running around wearing undies, but everyone else thinks you're wearing clothes. Yeah, it's quite cool. I remember for Sharon, who used to work here, her initiation was that she had to have a fake All Blacks jumper painted on her

and then walk around basically topless. Oh, the things that you used to do. Oh, that was that fun. If young women got into radio, let's make her nude and paint her. Producer Carl's got his hand up. Would you like to be painted? No, it's just actually while Producer Liv's taking notes, if hypothetically you were to get painted as something, Dan,

what would it be? Just anything, you know? It's probably Spider-Man. Okay, good. Where are you shitting the webs from? Well, probably just my wrists. Yeah, that's fine too. Is anyone a nappuccino, like a frequent nappuccino drinker?

What's a nappuccino? That's Carl. Carl's told me to do that so many times and I've never believed him that it works. What is a nappuccino? Okay, well, I think it me to do that so many times and I've never believed him that it works. What is a nappuccino? Okay, well, I think it's probably good for people who are up this early, like in our jobs and if you're a truckie

or whatever, a farmer, whatever it is that you're doing, that you're listening to the radio at quarter past six and you just need a bit of a power nap. But when you wake up after a power nap, you feel really groggy because they probably go beyond the 20 minutes that's recommended.

This is supposedly what you should do to give yourself that power nap and then kick on with the rest of the day. The nappuccino. So this is a useful tool if you're trying to have a temporary boost in alertness and performance. So you go and take your favorite caffeinated beverage. The caffeine will start to kick in in about 15 minutes and you go and then take your 20 to 30 minute power nap. Then when you wake up, both will have taken effect. And there's research to show that that's more effective for alertness and performance improvement for a couple of hours than if you only did the caffeine alone or only did the power nap

alone. They say taking a nap during the day if you can is really beneficial. But I would be stressing that I've taken the coffee, now I'm going to sleep, and then I'd be like, it's been 10 minutes, I'm still not asleep. It's been 15 minutes, I'm still not asleep. Then I'm like, damn it!

And then the caffeine's kicking in, and I can't go to sleep. I also feel like for me, and it's not for everyone, but for me, just the taste makes my brain think you should be perking up, because it's placebo. You know, coffee to me means energy. So I'm not going to have a coffee and then go and lie down. It's like when people can't have coffee at night time and just be fine with it.

Or even a decaf, even though it's got no caffeine, my brain thinks I can't have a coffee at night. Because it will just... I wonder if it works with my Ritalin. If I took a Ritalin and then went down for a sip. Your Ritalin does nothing to you, I reckon. I don't think so either. I'm glad that we're the same. We never know. We're like, have you taken it? And you to you, I reckon. I don't think so either. I'm glad that we're the famous. We never know.

We're like, have you taken it? And you're like, I don't know. We don't either. Sometimes I take it. I'm like, is this even worth it? Has he just given me Panadols? Yeah, I think they're little sugar bills. I don't know.

Maybe give it a nudge if you want. If you haven't before, and you're someone that can drift away quickly, give it a go. Let us know if it works. Okay. Clint, Meg and Dan. Stinky boo.

Clint, Meg and Dan. Scandal. In Scandal, did you know we have another podcast? You can go and listen to it works. Okay. Clint, Megan, Dan. Stinky Boo. Clint, Megan, Dan. Scandal. In Scandal, did you know we have another podcast? You can go and listen to it whenever you like. You can text the word podcast to 3343 and we'll send it back. The link's there. No, it's a hell of a podcast as well. One of the best in the country.

And I'm not even saying that. It's fact. Yeah. She's a bit loose though, eh? Oh, yes. So, yeah. The OnlyFans one is about R18 and Lucy Goosey. But if you miss any of this show, you can listen to the whole thing

as well. That's the second podcast. I always said Lucy the better. Right, well Can you save that for Employee of the Week on Friday? Because I think out of context, that's going to cause you to not win. So Tinder have started a new trial thing that they've only started in America, unfortunately, that

you can practice your flirting with an AI profile. So it looks like a real profile. You practice your flirting. How many people falling in love with the AI profile? And then they give you a score. I don't think you can have long enough with the AI. It's like a game. It is a game.

It gives you a little score on what you were like as a flirt and what you could maybe do better. So I used my other favorite AI tool since we can't get Tinder and I asked it to quiz us on our flirting. We were going to do it as a team but Dan did take over. No, because Clint left the room. Pissed me off. So it was up to me and me. I went to get a drink.

I didn't know you were going to seal the deal in a minute and a half. Wow, that's all it takes me, Clint. I could have done it in 30 seconds. I do have Dan's score out of 10 of flirting. Would you like to hear some of the lines he used? Yeah, I thought we were going to do this live, Dan. Dan's already too excited. And just keep in mind, I was on the spot.

I didn't have very long to think of my answers. What did he say? So it started off with the three of us. The chat GBT said, Well, well, well, look who finally graced my screen. I was starting to think my luck had run out, but here you are. Proof miracles exist.

And then we said, Ha ha, what a line. What's the hit rate on that one? But I'll buy it. I like that. Did Dan come up with that? No, no, I wrote that. Okay, that makes more sense.

And then Dan wrote, he said, you need to add, I'm keen. So we added in, I'm keen. Right. Okay, so first you were trying to be a bit coy, and then you showed your cards, and I go, by the way, I'm keen. I think always show your cards, because then they know exactly where you stand. And then Chat said, I'd say the hit rate is pretty high,

but I have a feeling this one's about to be my most successful yet, winky face. So tell me, are you always this charming or did I just unlock the VIP version of you? And Dan said, it depends. Did you want to unlock Mr. Charming or Mr. Dirty? Yeah, and I should have said Mr. because that makes me sound like I've got bad hygiene.

So I don't. It could actually. Yeah, because ChatGPT is still trying to figure you out. Chat said, bold move. I like it. Let's start with Mr. Charming. What's something you would do? Not the smelly kind.

Sweep you off your feet. He's like moving away from Mr. Dirty. And Dan said, a slow kiss that slowly goes down the neck. Yeah, so I start on the lips and then like kiss their chin. Then their lower neck. Their jawline. Oh, I'd skip the chin. Chin is kiss their chin. Then their lower neck, their jawline. Oh, I'd skip the chin. Chin's a weird one. I would skip that. Chat said, we're nearly finished.

Alright, Mr Charming, I'll give you that one, but tell me something about you that would make me really weak in the knees. Uh-oh. And Dan replied, I'll look you in the eyes and you'll fall over because your knees will buckle under my pressure. Oh yeah, so that sounds like I've just jumped on them. So smelly and obese. Yes. Hey, look, some, so that sounds like I've just jumped on them. So smelly and obese.

Yes. Some people like that sort of stuff. Flirting score, 8 out of 10. Come on! Yeah! Confidence, you came in strong. Playfulness, you matched my tone. And mystery and intrigue, you hinted at attraction without giving too much away.

Sounds like they want to meet Mr Dirty now. Should I give you my computer and you can finish things off? Yes, give it here. Yeah, that's just for off-air, though. Clint, Meg and Dan. Here's some of the best we've had in the past. It was my auntie's friend. It was my auntie's friend.

So her name was Gay Goodwillie. And then she got married and she took her husband's surname and became Gay Bitch. Oh my God, what a justice. Connor, what's your dad's name? It was Ronald McDonald. Brilliant. I've got an uncle, Wayne.

Surname King. Of course it is. Of course it is. Steven, what's your last name? It's His Cock. Brilliant. Are you married? Yes, I am married

and my wife's last name is Millard. I guess she didn't take his cock. Yeah, lucky her name's not Eden. Well, she did take his cock, but not the name. Oh, right. Oh, Stephen. Oh, Stephen, get off. Wow.

Sounds like he might have. I love this segment. Now, I really hope we can get this person on, because apparently someone works with a guy called Hugh, last name Janus. No. That's a most Devin Simpsons bit. You are absolutely falling into the trap for that one.

I hope it's not. It's 100% fake, Dad. Someone else has gone to a culinary school with a guy called Can Cook. Can. It's like Can Cook. Can Cook. Khan Cook. Come on.

Eden Dix. No. He is. I don't know how... My mate went to school with a guy called Eden. First name Eden, last name D-I-X. Dix. I like this one.

My great aunt was Olive Gherkin. That's my favourite. Olive Gherkin. She's my favourite. Olive Gherkin. She's just a little, she's like a little charcuterie board all by herself. Needs a bit of cheese

and she's Abby Days. I love Gherkin. Yeah. Although that kind of is a bit rude. Yeah, true. Oh my God. See, I just saw it

as nice like pickled items. No, I love Gherkin. No, it's Olive and Gherkin. Yeah, I love Gherkin. Okay, someone's checked through this one. Someone's got a mate called Drew Peacock. Drew Peacock Someone's got a mate called Drew Peacock.

Drew Peacock. Drew Peacock. Drew Peacock. I mean, it could happen. You'd like to think Meg's going through baby names, I imagine, at the moment with the second one on the way. You've got to be running everything through the filter of first and last name together, right?

Oh, yes. Luckily, Mansell isn't so... Can it really be... Yeah, I'm wondering what you could chuck at the front of it. I Luckily, Mansell isn't so... Can it really be... Yeah, I'm wondering what you could chuck at the front of it. I like to Mansell. It's the only way. But I wouldn't name my daughter or son. I like to.

I like to. Emma, she goes to a... Well, she knows a guy with the last name Ropinas. His last name is... His first name's Mike. So Mike Ropinas. No, Dan. Dan, you're falling for too many.

Russell Sprout. Russell Sprout is so good. That's a good one. That sounds like it could be legit. That's a good one. You know, actually, the parents have even worked that out, Russell Sprout.

They're like, that's quite funny. But it's not mean. It's just kind of quirky. This is brilliant. Russell Sprout. I this is brilliant Russell Sprout I love that Russell Sprout they're not coming through

fast enough for Dan Olive Gherkin and Russell Sprout are my two favourites I like Mike Ropina's okay save that off of me please Carl Dan's already said he likes I'm not going to say it

because then you've got me saying it but you've got him saying the first thing and now that thing that's great great that's really good for me okay no saying it. But you've got him saying the first thing and now that thing. That's great. That's really good for me. Okay.

No. No. So, Leroy Brown and I have a mate called Rory Handcock. Also, a few people saying that it's, um, I obviously just said I was having a girl. I don't know what I'm having. My mate at school was called

Lorne Gardner. Lorne is their first name. Yeah. There's Lorne Gardner. Lorne is their first name? Yeah. There's Lorne. Nah. Lauren, maybe. Lauren Gardner. I went to school with Carmen.

Yanis. Carmen Yanis. Carmen Yanis. Stop it. Stop saying that. I don't get it. Stop saying that. Stop it.

Yanis. Clint, Meg and Dan. It's Clint, Meg and Dan. What you're watching. Always watching. Love your suggestions of what you're Clint, Meg and Dan. What you're watching. Always watching. Love your suggestions of what you're up to at the moment, what you're watching. What isn't worth watching as well?

Because that always saves us time. Yeah, you may have seen this on TikTok and Insta Reels. There's a lot of it going around. Clips of Last One Laughing on Amazon Prime. It's a UK-based show with a whole load of UK comedians that you might have seen on 9 Out of 10 Cats, if you've ever watched that game show. Jimmy Carr's the host who you've seen on Distraction

from back in the day. He hosts lots of stuff in the UK, eh? Lots of these, like, game quiz shows. He's the host. You must get so much money from just hosting. He's a real talent, eh? Yeah. And so the whole premise, Meg, of the show,

and I thought we could do this, try this with our show and, like, the producers and people around the edge, is they all go into a room and Well, it's almost like a house. It's almost like they show up one at a time with a suitcase, like they're arriving for Celebrity Big Brother. Clint's the only one that's actually watched it, right? Yeah, I've only seen clips, so I really want to see the actual episode, but

correct me if I'm wrong, Clint, they turn up in a room and then they have to just make each other laugh. Yeah, well, it looks like they're staying for a while because they one of them shows up and then all of a sudden they don't know who the other celebrities, supposedly,

are going to be. So then all of a sudden they show up and they're all allowed to laugh in the beginning until the game starts. And I think there's certain times that they give you relief breaks

where you're allowed to laugh as long as you can and then you have to stop again and not laugh in the house. Here's a little from the trailer. What was the last joke that made you laugh? I haven't laughed since the 90s.

Ten comedians and one objective. Do not laugh. You're not allowed to giggle. You're not allowed to smile. Time to start the game. This is our job, Jimmy. No, we're going to change the rules now. Can you say that?

Oh, that's hard. I didn't know you couldn't smile because I've been watching them and they definitely get away with a few smiles because you can see them like, like moving their face to try not to. But a lot of the time they mostly look in pain. Because imagine that, being able,

wanting to absolutely giggle and not being able to. That makes it worse. Yeah, everything's funnier when you're not allowed to laugh. I don't know if you are caught laughing because I haven't seen them do it yet. I haven't got far enough into the series

to know if you're evicted from the house. Surely you get kicked out. Yes, I think you are. You have to go. And I think then you sit with Jimmy Carr and you get to watch the rest of the episodes and stuff with him and get to be behind the screen.

Because he's effectively kind of like the experts on maths when you're sitting there watching like 900 screens. That's so cool. I love the idea of it. It's such a simple idea. It's one of those ideas you go,

God, I wish I'd thought of that. And Amazon Prime's got some few good shows too at the moment. I feel like it's really flown under the radar and a lot more people you'll see subscribing to Amazon Prime than they used to. Yeah. Because it's just another service, but at the moment they've got some really good stuff.

You can, of course, get a 30-day free, a seven-day free trial if you want to. But there's only one episode out of Don't Laugh, what's it called? Last One Laughing. Last One Laughing. So maybe wait for a few more to come out. Another good one on that platform as well, if you liked Yellowstone, a massive show, five seasons, all done and dusted.

The prequel, 1923, is also on Prime. Yeah, I love that. Mobland, apparently, is a good one. I haven't seen it yet, but that is also big. It's number two in New Zealand. What a big. Mobland apparently is a good one. I haven't seen it yet but that is also big. It's number two in New Zealand. A lot of big, amazing TV shows

out this year. 2025, Adolescence, I've talked about that at Nauseam. One of my favourite shows I've ever seen. It's only four reps. Did you guys ever watch Landman?

Landman, is that the one with Billy Bob Thornton? Yeah. Heard great things about Landman. Is that on Prime too? Prime as well. Some more like

juicier, gripping dramas I feel like Prime are good with, right? Okay. Hey, your chance to win $250 cash next when we get Linda, our pet psychic,

into studio. If you've ever wondered the inner thoughts of your cat or dog, this is a segment for you. 0800 The Edge. We've got $250 cash to give away right now

as our pet psychic, Linda, joins us in studio to give you the inner thoughts of your cattle dog. Do you just sleep here Linda because it feels like you haven't brushed your hair in a wee while. Yes, I actually, it's been very good actually because I just left my husband of three months.

Oh gosh, isn't that the 8th? The 9th? 14th. 14th, sorry. Once I do get confused. Do you know, fun fact, Clint was one of the husbands. Yes, he was. We were married for two weeks. It wasn't legal, though. Yes, I couldn't walk for another week after that.

But I tell you what, I think I'm going to go to women now. Linda! Yes. You've done with men after 14 of them. I think that's good evidence. I think you gave it a bash. Yes. Yes, of course. He gave a good shot. Anyway. All right, well, that's good evidence. You gave it a bash. Yes, he gave it a good shot.

Alright, well we've got $250 cash to go towards you and your pet. You're married, aren't you? That ride's closed. Otherwise, yes Linda. Thanks to Southern Cross Pet Insurance. Pawsies, if you do have a cat or dog and you'd like to nominate them

chuck them in the awards and you can. SouthernCrossPet.co.nz slash pauses. So, Linda, you're connecting with Rhino this morning. Good morning, Rhino. Wouldn't be the first time. Hello, darling. Morning.

How are you doing? So Rhino's your name, not the dog's name, correct? Yeah, Rhino's my name. Yeah, yeah. Okay, good. And just quickly, your dog's name, just so Linda can make a connection. Douglas. Daga, yes. Not the Scottish name, Douglas. Douglas just quickly, your dog's name, just so Linda can make a connection. Douglas.

The Scottish name, Douglas. Douglas. Sorry, and just how did you get Rhino for your name? Or the nickname? It's a mispronunciation by Kiwis. It's actually called Rhino. Oh, Rhino. So you just say Rhino.

I've just adopted it. Yeah, Rhino. That's a lovely name. That's a lovely name, Rhino. Right, well, I'm just going to tap into your dog. And I have a feeling, Rhino, that your dog is, I said this to Clint the other day, he's got a bit of an identity thing.

He identifies, obviously, as a Cavoodle, and he's a lovely, gorgeous Cavoodle. But I feel like he's, does he, and don't take this the wrong way, Rhino, but does he sniff you around your crotchal area every now and then? Yeah, sometimes. Sometimes. I always say if the dogs are sniffing, the bits are whiffing. Not the case with Rhino.

Not the case with Rhino. It's just that your dog is actually into men. And he's wanting to kind of, I guess, communicate that to you. And it's actually, homosexuality is quite a common thing in the pet world. So Doug has put in the doodle and cavoodle. Exactly, Clint. Rhino did say on his form that his cavoodle is obsessed with balls. Yes, exactly.

Oh, it's all coming together. And it's absolutely nothing wrong with that rhino. And I think you should really embrace that and support your dog through it. Okay, I'll try that. Again, Linda, what would Duggar do like in the pauses though? Every time I feel like I have to bring you back. Right, give it a go.

Oh, God. Give it a go. Give it a go, yes. I mean, I think it would be fantastic. You know what? I always think entering them into the pauses is a great way to build confidence. And also meet other dogs, maybe. Meet other dogs, yes.

You know, see, give them a chance, Rhino, for goodness sake. Hey, well, Rhino, for putting up with that, mate, we're going to send you away with $250 cash, so... Awesome. Worth your time, hopefully. Love you to bits, Rhino. Yeah, have a good rest of your day. Worth your time, hopefully. Love you to bits, Ryan. Thank you. Yeah, have a good rest of your day.

You're welcome, mate. So, yeah, you can enter your... Oh, sorry, nominate your pet into the Pawsies, and there's some really cool prizes for the NZ's Cat or Dog of the Year, as well as our Veterinary Clinic of the Year if you want to nominate your vet. When are you going to say

the line Southern Cross Pet Insurance is proud to introduce the actually you've got to put some work into the arts, here we go, Southern Cross Pet Insurance is proud to introduce the Palsies great, I love that I love that Meg

oh no no Linda, that was not for you please, no Linda that wasn't for you don't you look at my tongue like that. Goodness me. Get away. I like that. All right, back again tomorrow, just before 7 o'clock, your chance to call yourself and your pet.

$250 cash to split however you like. Look at me, Maggie. No, that tongue is not for you, Linda. Get away. Okay, I need a ride to work tomorrow. Clint, Meg and Dan win a share of $50,000. With the edge cash-strapped. All right, Meg's going to offer you a cash amount.

That is yours. You can take it and run or put it back in her pretty little hand and instead go with the mystery amount strapped to Dan. Well, exciting morning because it's a first-time caller with Camelia. Or Camilla. Camelia, Camelia, Camelia or Camilla. Let me make you get it right before I... I think it's a first time caller with Camelia or Camilla. Hey. Camelia, Camelia, Camelia or Camilla. Let me make you get it right before I... I think it's Camelia.

Camelia. It's Camelia. For the first time in forever. Hello stranger. For the first time. Welcome Camelia. All it took was... All it took was guaranteed cash to get you out of the woodwork.

Yeah. Yeah, I have been trying, but I just haven't got through. Oh, this time's your lucky day. What do you need money for, Camellia? I'm doing a childcare course, and I'd really love to get myself an electric scooter to save gas and parking money. Oh, that's a great one.

Okay, cool. So an electric scooter, that you can get different prices for them. I mean, you could spend thousands on an electric scooter. Oh, that's a great one. Okay, cool. So an electric scooter. That's, you can get different prices for them. I mean, you could spend thousands on an electric scooter. Oh, really?

Or you can get a decent one, I think, for around $400 to $500. Yeah. Or you get a lime pass. Yeah. Lime pass, you can cruise around

for like $1,250. Yeah. Or you can get one off Teemu for $125. That's a good one. Oh. Okay. Okay, man. That's enough for me. Okay, the cash amount that's been offered. Yeah, $125. That's a good one. Ooh. Okay. Okay, Meg.

That's enough for me. Okay, the cash amount that's been offered. Yeah, $125. $125? Yeah, boss is a little wet. Oh, jeez. Okay.

Has he had a word with you? He'll have a word with me. Oh, he's been a bit of a cheapie. She said, you have to pick up your game, Meg. That's what he said, eh? Yeah. $125?

Yeah, it's because Clint keeps getting in my ear and making me push my money up and I'm not allowed to do that anymore. Yeah, I was like, come on, Meg. That's what he said, eh? Yeah. $125? Yeah, it's because Clint keeps getting in my ear and making me push my money up and I'm not allowed to do that anymore. Yeah, I was like, come on, Meg. Don't listen. $125, Camelia, all yours. First time caller, first time getting through. That cash is yours. Would you like to take it? Uh,

I think I'll say what Dan's got. Good on ya. Yeah. Thanks so much. Okay. That's okay. Good on you. Thanks so much. Okay. That's okay. Yeah, look. Okay, I'm going into the money that is strapped to me, Camelia. Good luck for an electric scooter.

Thank you. Hey, hey, hey. Let's see if you can get it. Sure, mate. What about just one that doesn't have an electric engine? From Kmart. Yeah, we can go with that. Okay.

Yeah. You can get one of those for $100, and that's what you've got. Woo-hoo. Thank you. I'm happy with anything. Go for it. There you go. Yeah, good on you. Well, there you go, $100.

Man, Boris Cheap. Thank you to Edge. Thank you. You're welcome, Camellia. Yeah. She's lovely. Yeah. All right, back again, 8 o'clock, your chance to win cash.

Guarantee winners until we give away $50,000. Kind of what I feel like at the moment, extreme cheapskates we want to talk about. Yeah. If you are one or you have one in your life. Yeah, the craziest way you've seen someone try to save money. Because there are some legitimate ways to save decent amounts of money. And then there are some people you go, honestly, mate,

like you go your whole life, you might save $12. I think there's a difference between someone that's frugal and likes to save to someone that's a full cheapskate. And it just seems pointless. I know a person who puts the pasta on but then turns it off as soon as the water boils and then 25 minutes later their pasta will be done. Save the gas. Clint, Meg and Dan. All right, cheapskates, where you at? How are you saving money or how is the person in your life that you flat with or live with or a grandparent?

I feel like they're always quite good when it comes to saving money. What's the craziest way you've seen someone try to save money? There is a TV show that was out a long, long time ago on a TV channel called TLC. You can watch it now on Apple+. I'm obsessed with these people because they are legitimately living these incredibly frugal lives to try to save

money. And I get it. If you want to save money, cool. And sometimes it's like a necessity for these people. Absolutely. But sometimes I think they just get caught up in almost the addiction of trying to save every cent. Totally. Like this But sometimes I think they just get caught up in almost the addiction of trying to save every cent. Like this person

that I told you about who boils their pasta and then as soon as the water's boiling they switch off the oven and all the stove and everything off at the wall

so that it doesn't take any more power. But this person has paid off their mortgage. So I don't want you thinking they're doing it just to like live. They're very much so have a lot of money. But have they paid

off their mortgage because they've been doing that their whole life? But then I get that. It's a means to an end. You've been saving, saving, saving because you want to pay your mortgage off, but now you have. The problem is you've created habits over the 10, 15 years that you've been trying to pay your mortgage off, and now that's who you

are as a person. You can't go, now let's live our life. off and now that's who you are as a person you can't go now let's live our life yeah yeah because that's I don't know I think it's I'm in two minds

about it because if you're doing small little things but you're doing 20 to 30 small little things that's going to be

a big saving right absolutely but it's like time as well like this their dinner will take so much

longer waiting to cook pasta so take a listen this is I'm going to play you as well. Their dinner will take so much longer waiting to cook pasta. So take a listen. This is I'm going to play you I'll play you this verse and then you tell me how you think they're saving money

within this sort of realm. Buying toilet paper just doesn't do anything for me. Okay, so what are they doing to save money when it comes to toilet paper? Oh, are they doing that family stuff where you wash it? You like wipe and then, what's it called? Family cloth. Oh, are they doing that family stuff where you wash it, you like wipe and then, what's it called? Family cloth. I know somebody that does that.

And then they have a bin for the used family cloth and they wash those and then they've got a bin for the clean family cloth. Absolutely disgusting. Take a listen. I'm cutting toilet paper squares for our bathroom that we will wash and use instead of paper products. We have a little bin underneath the basket that holds the little toilet wipes where we put them so we can wash and use instead of paper products. We have a little bin underneath the basket

that holds the little toilet wipes where we put them so we can wash them later. And then when it's time to wash, I just pour them in and I never have to touch them with my hands. As a middle-class family that makes a good income, I shouldn't have to go into debt to buy toilet paper. All of our cloth wipes that we have in the house, we've been using them for more than five years.

I'd rather have a mortgage. I genuinely would. I mean, it's good for the environment too. You can get environmentally friendly toilet paper, but the thing, I would only accept that if there was a bidet. You know, and everything was relatively clean first, and then it was just a drying

situation. She says I shouldn't have to go into debt to buy toilet paper. No one go into debt to buy toilet paper. No one goes into debt to buy toilet paper. I'm pretty sure it's just one of those things, like it's not a high priced item. You know, like, wasn't it eight bucks for like 15 rolls or something? Oh no, no, toilet paper's a

bit more than that actually. I like the four ply. Okay. Okay, what about this? I just put a little bit of soup in my plastic container and you'd be surprised at how quickly it heats up. Soup in my plastic container. Okay, where's he putting it? Is he having a bath with it so he's bathing at the same time

as he's heating up his dinner? What? I'm just trying to think what you could possibly... I'm just thinking out the top of my head. Wait, so he's like in a boiling hot bath. Or a hot shower. And maybe he puts his soup container in the bottom. I'm trying to think.

And then heats up his soup in the bath with him. With him. Let's have a look at it. Because my hot tub's not going to add any value to the house, I decided to use it for multi-purposes, for everything that I can think of. There's no need for me to use the washing machine because it just costs too much money.

I could just reuse the water right here. Disgusting. There's a lot of wear and tear on your clothes in the washing machine. I'm able to wash my clothes in here. My clothes last for years. It costs about $15 a month to take a 10-minute shower every day, and that adds up so he is bathing in the same water that he's heating his soup up

I can't believe it the offset to that is he stinks because he's got poor hygiene because he's not showering well he's bathing in the hot tub in a soup he's not in the soup he's got the soup in a container

oh my god did you think it was a tent? I thought he was swimming in the soup. I thought he was laying in some vegetable soup. Oh, my God, Dan. I'll send you the link. You can watch the show. Maybe you need the visuals. Okay, what's the craziest way of seeing someone try to save money?

0800 the Edge. Actually, maybe we'll choose our favourite one that comes through, and we'll let you play castrap at 8 o'clock. Soup tastes funny. What did you do with it, Derek? I laid in it. After a run. Yeah. Salty. Alright, if you want to play cash trap

how do you, um, it's the craziest way of seeing someone try to save money. Maybe it's the way you save money. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Most. My petrol light's on in my car at the moment because I just keep forgetting to put petrol in it and it's just clicked over to 10 kilometres, like, on the range this morning when I was driving.

What's that? Left. Before you'll stop. Yeah. It's like how long you've got to go. Your cars tell you how many kilometres you have left to go? I think most of them. No, like most.

No, they don't. You just see empty or full. Your car's, like, newer than both of our cars. My car, no, all my Vitz, I'm not thinking about that. I didn't know you could see that on the Honda. Yeah, it'll be a setting. There'll be a little setting that. I didn't know you could see that on the Honda, there'll be a little setting that you can, and it tells you how many kilometres you have.

Yeah, but I don't know how trustworthy it is because mine will get to a stage where then it'll just say low and I don't know what low means. Anyway, I don't know. It was my Rolls Royce. So I was driving it to work this morning and I had to put it into like neutral because I'm like when I went,

because I go over the Harbour Bridge and you have to go up a hill to get to the top of the bridge and then down the other side. And I put it into neutral and idled all the way down the side of the Harbour Bridge because I'm nervous. But you've still got 10k. I know, but I can go after work and there's a petrol station like 6k from here. Oh my God.

So I'll be able to get there with 4k. Zero rewards today, mate. Save you 10 cents per litre today. Make sure you go there. That's why I waited. You don't have to be a cheapskate. You just have to be smart. Smart, yeah.

All right, we've got Liz on 0800 The Edge. Hey, Liz. Hey. What does your gran do? So every time we went to a restaurant, she would take just one or two extra packets of sugar, and then when she got home, she would empty them out into her sugar container at home.

That's amazing. The sugar would always be different, because they're different brands, different cafes. Yeah, just made it extra special. Yeah, a bit of fun. I mean, how much is she actually saving though, Liz? I know what to get at Christmas time, Liz. Did you always go and get her a massive bag of sugar as a bit of a gag? No, no, no.

No, we just made restaurants just extra special. Poor Nana, every time at Christmas she's like, please be sugar. Somebody please just give me some sugar. I'm making all these hints. Yeah, I just love it. Hey, Audrey, it's your mum who's a cheapskate. What does she do? Oh, hi, Dean. So, Mum, she saved our childhood towels

from when we were in primary school and she still uses them to this day. And I'm 38. Oh, so three decade old towels. I mean, if they're still good. Yep. Imagine how crunchy and crispy they'd be, though. But do you think...

If they're still good, she might actually use them on herself, but if they're a bit ragged, then she'll use them for cleaning. Do you think... If they're still good, she might actually use them on herself, but if they're a bit ragged, then she'll use them for cleaning. Oh, yeah? Oh, so do you think she's not kept them, though, for, like... She just likes drying them with the... She likes drying herself with the towels you used to have. It's not because she's saving money.

She's going, oh, I'm drying myself. No, no, it's because she's saving money. It's not because it's got any sentimental value or anything. She saves money like that amongst other things that she does to save money. You need to tell her about a Briscoe sale. Yes, I was about to say. I love it. No, but then you get those new towels and then they just

swirl the water around on you and all the fluff comes off. I love an old Crunchy towel. Good on her. And then we've got Dylan. Hey, Dylan. Hey, good morning. What do you do to make sure it's an extreme cheapskate? So I stay in a lot of motels and hotels for work. So I take all the tea and coffee sachets home every single time.

So I've got like four containers of tea and four containers of coffee. And I had to buy that for like, I think, two years now. You're like Ross from Friends, because there's certain things you can take from hotels. You know, like you can take, I don't think you're allowed to take the blow-dry out of a hotel room. You can take the batteries out of the remote. No, I don't think you can do that.

You can. That's like taking the light bulbs. You can. No, you can't. You can. You can't. Also take them spare toilet paper rolls and the tissue boxes. That's fine can take the light bulbs. You can. You can't. I have also taken spare toilet paper rolls and tissue boxes. That's fine.

Spare toilet rolls. But I always get worried about that, that you're eventually just going to get it on a bill because most of the time it will come, you've still got your credit card and they go, oh, we noticed you took our tissue boxes and our light bulbs. Well, someone, Dylan, said that their grandparents would give them newspaper instead of toilet paper

and if they didn't have newspaper, then they would get three pieces each. And that was meant to last you to sort it all out. Yeah, hopefully it was the New Zealand Herald because that's the only good use for that thing. The journalism sucks. I like this one as kids. I swear we were still eating the Christmas ham in Feb,

which makes me laugh because that ham bag is not as good as everyone thinks it is. They're like, put it in the handbag and it stays good for months. If you've dragged a wet detail over it, every time it'll be sweet. No, it doesn't stop it. It doesn't stop it. All right, Dua Lipa's in the country today. I would love it if you have any Dua Lipa sightings. She's going to be playing Spark Arena tonight

and then a second gig on Friday night. Dan is dusting off. Oh, hit the spot. He's going to be playing Spark Arena tonight and then a second gig on Friday night. Dan is dusting off. Oh, hit the spot. He's going to be singing along with Dua Lipa. He goes acapella and sees if his timing is perfect to come back right in time with the chorus. And I'm hoping Dua hears it and she's like, I'm going to bring him up on stage. Yeah, she

is here. She's in Waiheke at the moment. Oh, is she? Yeah. Hopefully they're not getting too boozy before her gig. Oh, she's had a few red ones from what I've seen. Do they get the reds on Waiheke? Three, yeah, I think they get us over there. Okay, I hope she's listening then. All right. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast.

Dua Lipa in the country at the moment. She's going to be playing Auckland Spark Arena tonight and then a second gig on Friday. And that will end up wrapping up her world tour. Was it the final thing? The last stop. Is it the future nostalgia world tour? Yeah, she did her wine tasting yesterday on Waiheke Island.

She had a great time going through and tasting all the wine. So I don't know if she will be up right now, Dan, at 7.30 in the morning to listen to this. She might be having a bit of a sleep in after a nice good old wine tasting in Waiheke. Well, hopefully someone sends her the link before we post this. Everybody's spam doer. Don't spam it off, I stuff it up.

Because then we don't want her to know that I stuffed up one of her biggest songs, New Rules, which we're going to do today for Hit The Spot. Okay, I would say Dan's success rate with this is probably like 80, 20, 90, 10. But always like 100%. No, God no, I've stuffed up at least three. Really? Maybe I wasn't there on those days because I know all the ones that you've done with me

have been good. Oh, so you have never failed with Megan The Roam? You've never failed in front of me. No, no, definitely not. Oh, one time I remember very vividly our big boss, the biggest boss in the company was standing outside watching and I stuffed it up. Oh.

Yeah. You were worried he was going to fire you. Yeah, because of that. Imagine. Yeah, you're still here. Yes, here I am. Okay. Okay, Dua Lipa, her Radical Optimism Tour.

That's the one. Tonight at Auckland Spark Arena, Dan is going to sing along to the song, then we're going to get rid of Dua Lipa, he's going to continue to sing, and we'll bring it right back in the chorus to see if he has absolutely nailed the timing. From 2017, New Rules.

Hit the jams, baby. Okay, find your rhythm. Here we go. Everybody. One. Don't pick up the phone. You know he's only calling because he's drunk and alone. Two.

Don't let him in. You'll have to kick him out again. Three. Don't be his friend. You know you're going to wake up in his bed in the morning. If you run to him, You ain't getting over him I got no fears, I count them Come on!

I think he's got it Suck that door No, we wouldn't say that Oh no, no, I mean like No, there's no way to make that sound good No, I made it sound like she doesn't do it well Or that she didn't think you could do it I made it sound like she doesn't do it well. Or that she didn't think you could do it and you could,

but she said nothing about it. She's only been very supportive. So there you go, do her. Hopefully you see this. Bugger, I've ruined it. I think it's the adrenaline. It takes over you and you just start saying and yelling stuff. Oh, wow.

It's the adrenaline. You're right, Clint. Yeah. Oh, wow. It's the adrenaline. You're right, Clint. Yeah. Well, have fun if you're going tonight. And then again on Friday, it's being sold out for a while. Both the Australian and New Zealand gigs have been sold out for some time. Have an incredible time if you have got tickets. Coming up next, the Big Bang, April 9th, a day where the whole country can come together and reignite their intimacy.

What percentage of people in New Zealand are doing it every single day? No way. Surely, love. Any of us here? God, no. No. God, no. Oh, God, no. God, no.

Clint hasn't said anything. Every day. No, there's no way he is. He's trying to act cool. There's no way. No, I said no, just quietly and sad in said anything. Every day. No, there's no way he is. He's trying to act cool. There's no way. No, I see. No, just quietly and sad in the background. Okay.

Yeah. No, thank you. Oh, no, thank you. No, every day. Yes, please, but no. No, thank you. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh.

Our great relationship was in a dead fish place. Life was busy. Sex had vanished. Was it actually over? Wait. The edge began to scheme. the studio began to steam. Could Megan dance it? Hey then, why not six for all?

Let's have an orgasm. You, me and your mum and the guy that lives next door to me, we're all gonna have a big bang. Separately, I think Dan means. Yes, yeah, it made it sound like. But collectively as a country. It's like we're hanging out in an expo hall or something. Yeah.

That's not happening. Yeah, there's lots of articles coming out that say it's very healthy for you to do it every day. I've seen underneath this article a lot of women are saying this was written by a man. But regular sexual activity has been associated with a more youthful appearance, apparently. Makes you younger. I don't know if they mean it's more just increasing your heart rate. Because it just increases blood circulation, which is so just going for a run.

I think it's news stories like this that are the problem, that add the pressures to relationships that go, oh, maybe because we're not doing it every day or even every week or every month, you know, there's a problem in our relationship. I don't think that it's a case-by-case basis. Absolutely. Whatever makes you comfortable.

Well, have you put a number on it? What percentage of people do you think are doing it every single day? A New Zealand sex survey has just been released. If you said 7%, you were correct.

7% doing it every day? 7% 7 out of 100. Kristen's one of those. Kristen, you do it every day. You're on the 7%. Morning. Yes, maybe

two, three times a month like two, three times a month, like two, three days a month we won't, but more often than not we will. Wow. So it's always at least six, six to seven times a week. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's incredible.

You've got a little one too, right? Yeah, he's one next month. Wow. Incredible. I'm surprised it's only one you've got if you're doing it that often. Wow. Yeah, and having the energy as well. I guess that's the thing as well. Normally that sort of takes a back seat with parenting and stuff.

And how long have you guys been together? Nine years. Get it, girl. That's amazing. Yeah, good on you. Wow. Yeah. But I mean, what's normal for Kristen might not be normal for someone else.

Sure. You know? Absolutely. Kylie says she's intimate for Kristen might not be normal for someone else. Sure. You know? Absolutely. Kylie says she's intimate with her husband every day. Hey, Kylie. Hello. Hello.

But you don't have sex every day, but you are intimate with your husband daily, which I think is cool. Absolutely. It's that definition of intimacy. Yeah, I agree. For me, it's that closeness, being able to communicate with him and being able to flirt with him and have those smiles and that gentle nudge as you walk past and the little giggle. I would agree with you, Kylie.

I would say I'm intimate with my husband every day, but we don't have sex every day. So what would you class on the lower end of the scale of still being intimate? Like a little bum grab as you're going past the kitchen, like walking past him in the kitchen. Yeah, that's exactly it. It's that little bit. It's that, you know, if he goes to bed before I do,

he'll give me that kiss. He'll stop in the morning and he'll make me a hot chocolate before I even get out of bed. Yeah. A little flirty comment. I'm being intimate every day. I'm pinching my wife's bum every day. Yeah.

I think that bit counts. I actually being intimate every day. I'm pinching my wife's bum every day. Yeah. I think that... Thanks, Kylie. I actually personally think that that kind of thing that Kylie's explaining is even more, in a way, intimate than doing it every day. Flirting still with your partner after years and years and years. Yeah, that, like, playfulness is really cool that they're still doing that after that. Okay, well, 7% of Kiwis are doing it every day. Here's the rest of the stats.

29% rarely or never having sex at all. Almost 30% of the country. 29%? Yeah. Is that in a relationship? That's not just people that are single, right? Well, it doesn't say. It just says 29% of Kiwis are rarely or never having sex at all.

41% are sexually active once to a few times a week. And 17% having sex one to two times per month. Wow. Okay, so next on the show, what regions are the least satisfied sexually? Maybe you can call us up and correlate whether that is true or not, some of the regions. Say a couple of the regions that feature Clint

and people can call up from those areas and they can kind of go yay or nay whether it's true for them. Yeah, okay. Waikato, Auckland, Wellington, Northland gets a shout out

all for very different reasons and Otago. If you're from those areas you get a shout out. Okay, good or bad you can give us a call 0800 The Edge if you want to join in.

Clint Megadan. Leshko! We've been talking about this for a week or just over a week now and you can give us a call 0800 The Edge if you want to join in. Clint, Meg and Dan. Let's go. We've been talking about this for a week or just over a week now and it's become clear that this is a common thing and you shouldn't be ashamed of it.

If you're in a relationship and for whatever reason life has got in the way of you being intimate with your partner and intimacy can be anything from, you know, having sex

to just connecting in a way. Yeah. Mentally even. And I think a lot of relationships are struggling with that. Well, let's go to Leanne. She is an Aucklander. Morning, Leanne.

Morning, Ateen. Aucklanders, according to the stats, along with the Waikato, are the most sexually active people in the country. Wow. Sound about right. I don't know. Not at my end, it's not. Well, maybe you need to take part in the country. Wow. Sound about right. I don't know. Not at my end, it's not.

Well, maybe you need to take part in the Big Bang. Would you be interested in taking part in it, Leanne? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yep, we'll give it a go. We'll give it a go. That's the attitude. That's all you can do.

Yeah, love that. Okay, well, they reckon, before you get into the region, 63% of single people are satisfied with their sex life compared to 65% of married people and 81% of people in relationships. So if you're in a relationship... Oh, married is better. Oh, no, relationship is better than marriage, right?

Yeah. At the honeymoon period. Yeah, true, probably and longer. The most satisfied group overall are unmarried men in relationships that are reported 93% satisfied with their sex life. Yeah, so... Oh, yeah, yeah. Just dudes in relationships.

But only 76% of females in relationships are satisfied. What does that tell you? How does that work? Yeah. That speaks volumes, Clint. Volumes. Northlanders are having the least amount of sex across the country,

but are the most satisfied with their sex lives. Oh, do you think that's maybe because, yeah, like when they do it, they do it well. Quality over quantity in Northland. Yeah, yeah. Okay.

Good on them. Is there anybody from these regions, as we mentioned, that if you could call up 0800 The Edge and maybe say if it's true for you or not? The least satisfied regions when it comes to intimacy in these six lives are Wellington, Waikato and Otago.

That's interesting because I think Wellington and Waikato are also the highest sexually transmitted diseases. So there could maybe that plays into it. Could have something to do with that. So it's interesting as well that Waikato are having the most sex, but they're the least satisfied. So they're the opposite end to Northland. Oh, Wellington can't catch a break at the moment, can they?

They've got lots of news about the council down there doing bad. Now they're not having sex. Yeah. The Comedia capital as well. Comedia. Come on. Yeah. What's going on in Wellington?

Ended up winning the award. Yeah. Just lost homegrown. Yeah. God. Yeah. Not a good time. Yeah. Give Wellington a break. Yeah, got it. It was a good time. Yeah, it is.

Give Wellington a break. Can we leave Wellington out of whatever the next study is? Unless it's good. Poor old Wellington. All right. Kicked Hamilton for a while. I was like, once it's not us. Clint, Meg and Dan.

Stinky Boots. Win a share of $50,000. Cash. With the000. Cash. With the edge. Cash trapped. Trapped. Trapped. Okay, Meg's going to offer you a cash amount.

Normally it's the amount that you've asked for. And then I find it strange that people go, nah, no thanks. I'll go with the mystery amount strapped to Dan, which could be more. It could also be less. All right. The person that gets to play this morning is Stacey. Hi, Stacey. Hey, team. how are you?

Good, Stacey. What do you need cash for this morning? I'd really like a mattress topper, actually, from Briscoe's. Okay. Any reason for that? You've just been wanting it? It feels like a very bizarre thing to be craving. Head wetter.

I mean, I can't afford an actual mattress, so those mattress toppers from the store Oh, so you have an old Yeah, you have an old mattress and you're like, I can't replace the whole thing. Oh, so it makes,

it's almost like getting a new mattress just to get the topper. Well, whatever Megan's offering you, if you wait for one of those 50% off sales, then you can almost

double your money. Okay, I'm looking online now. I'm looking online. Okay. Some of them aren't cheap, eh? Like the real good, fat, sick ones. You can spend thousands of money. Okay, I'm looking online now. I'm looking online. Okay. Some of them aren't cheap, eh? Like the real good, fat, thick ones. You can spend thousands of dollars on mattresses. The toppers?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But maybe not the toppers. Toppers are more like a few hundred, I think. Okay. Stacey, you go get yourself a fancy topper, $235. Okay. That's not a bad offer. There you go. That should get you a really good one, actually. I think Okay. That's not a bad offer. There you go.

That should get you a really good one, actually. I think I've gone a bit high on that. Stacey, I don't know what I've got in the vest that's strapped to me right now, the cash, but I will say this. You could get a topper, or you could go get a brand new sleepyhead mattress. Okay? You know what? I'm going to take Meg's offer.

Oh, yeah. It's not a bad show. $235. Yeah, go and get it. Dad only had $100 an hour ago. Yeah. Good on you, Stacey. Okay, I'm going to go into the vest.

Well done, Stacey. And see how much cash was strapped to me, Stacey. Good luck. Hopefully it's less than, what did you say, $200? $235. $235. I mean, that's a good amount. It's refreshing.

She said what she wanted. Meg gave it to her and she took it. Oh, you know what? It is good news, Stacey, because you probably wouldn't have been able to afford a mattress with the amount I had. Although it was $770. Oh.

Oh, shit. Hey, it's okay. But still, remember, you got $235. That's right. That's good. No, that's great. Thank you guys so much. Yeah, bless you.

Good on you, Stacey. Hey, Stace, sorry, one last question. Is your mum hot? She is. She is? Yeah. Sounds about you. Thanks.

It's a risky one to ask how the parents are. You never know if they're still with us. Yeah, I decided to swing. She was like, she's not with us anymore. And that would have been all quick for you. Was she hot? Was she hot? Clint, Meg and Dan. Jelly Roll, Li? Was she hot? Clint, Megan, Dan.

Jelly Roll, Liar, On the Edge, Clint, Megan, Dan. Quite fitting, probably, coming out of that song, considering what we're about to bring to the show. Yeah, yeah, I saw this online, and I found myself lost in a deep, dark hole of scrolling through the comments of how good these were. Somebody asked, I'm bored, let's tell all of our exes funniest lies of all time.

Mine, I'll start off. Mine said he downloaded Bumble in his sleep. Classic. You've got to give it a go, eh? There's quite a few about the dating apps, actually. Well, there's sleepwalking, sleeptalking. I've never heard of sleep downloading, sleep swiping. Hilarious.

Okay, so I'll go through some of my favourites. He had a whole other relationship when I found out he said he didn't want her, the girl, but she had decided that she wanted to be his girlfriend and he felt obliged to be polite. I couldn't say no. Yeah. Most people that cheat were just trying to be polite. I just didn't want to hurt her feelings.

I asked him not to smoke in my car and the next day I found cigarette ash all over the dashboard. He said it was his dandruff. I'd rather him smoke. Yuck, yeah. I'm like, ooh, I mean, your lie is just as bad. Oh, my gosh. He dropped his phone.

This is his lie, what he said. He dropped his phone, and while he was stumbling to catch it and it was slipping between his hands, he left a comment on the girl's video. Oh, God, he's taking the piss. Come on. That's actually insulting that he would think she would accept that as a valid response.

That's the worst gaslighting ever. He told me the reason he cheated on me was because he had a bad dream that his mum died and it changed him as a person. Guys, come on. Come on, we've got to get better than this. Okay. Oh, my goodness. Okay, more of my favourites.

Caught my ex on Ashley Madison. Do you remember that website? Yes, that's right. People are still using it. It's like four cheaters. It's changed its name though now, eh? Has it? I think so, maybe.

Caught my ex on Ashley Madison and he said it was a joke at work and said his co-worker said he should make a profile to see what women would say. This is my time to shine. My man, this is really bad. This is a really bad one. My man was balding,

but he told everyone he had cancer and that's why he was losing his hair. Can you believe that? Because then people wouldn't give him a hard time about balding because they're like, well, he can't help it. That's a long lie. But then everybody's like, sorry for you because you've got cancer. Like, surely the lesser of two evils is people thinking of balls.

Oh, my God. He dropped his phone in the river and he said a fish texted a girl. Balls! Stop, he didn't fish texted a girl. Oh, my God. Stop. He didn't. He did not. He did. He did. Catfishing.

Oh, my God. That's catfishing. Oh, man. Okay. Sorry. Okay. I found a corset in my man's truck and he said, I think it's my mum's. She's 83.

I mean, maybe mum does like a corset. Okay, okay. That's like from Bridgerton fashion, right? She was from that era. Oh yeah, so if you think of it, it's like a sexy lingerie, basically. Found sexy lingerie and he said it was his mum's. Imagine if it was, though.

Like, imagine. Like, it's very unlikely, but if it was his mum's. But also then why is your mum's corset in your car? Because you might have dropped her off to,

you know, bingo. Why did you take her corset off in your car when you were dropping off to bingo? So do you change for bingo? Weird.

Imagine. Okay, I'm sorry. He had screenshots of girls revealing photos on his phone because he said he was concerned for their weight and wanted to support them. Surely these guys...

These guys... Come on. Oh, my God. Domino's texts him a lot when he hasn't ordered for a while. He also asks you up to see if they're open. I'm pretty sure you can Google it buddy the funniest lie your ex has ever told you

I was also sending photos of their boobies I've got more to go through we'll end on this one for now though I found high heels at his house and he said

that we bought them to change the light bulbs and a new step ladder just to give him that extra four inches to reach the ceiling how do they do it on the spot that's actually smart Clint, Meg and Dan Just give them that extra four inches to reach the ceiling. How do they do it on the spot?

That's actually smart. Clint, Meg and Dan. We asked what yours were and here's some of the ones we got. Wait, but I don't even know how I started following them. He told me, in quote, oh, I thought I deleted all my dating apps. Yeah, so she kept on saying that she needed to go and visit her sick grandmother. But it turns out her grandmother died like two years ago and she was just cheating on me.

So yeah, fun. She had heaps of scrapes on her shins and knees and said she tripped up in a paddock but she was actually sleeping with her ex. Oh, they were tripping in a paddock. Okay. Tripping in a paddock. Wow. No shortage of stories and texts coming through.

Let's go to Petra as well. Oh, 100th Edge. Hey, Petra, what did your ex, what was the funniest lie he told you? He didn't have a bank account or a license, and he told me that he worked for the Secret Service and he couldn't be traced, so he couldn't have a bank account. Do we have a Secret Service? Do we have one?

Yeah. Oh, yes, we do, yeah. This is real secret. I asked that too, and he had this big elaborate lie about how he couldn't be traced and he was undercover. Did you find out eventually why he actually didn't have a bank account or we still to this day don't know if he did? No, he was pretty dodgy.

I didn't stick around very long. I think it's because he was with someone else, and so he didn't want you to work out his real name with a bank account or a driver's licence because he's probably doing the dirty on his partner with you, hopefully. Definitely a plausible thing, maybe. I don't know. He was a bit weird.

He didn't have any money and I always had to drive him around. Oh, so maybe he just was like, I don't have a bank account, so she has to pay for everything. He was like, what do I need a bank account for? I haven't got any money. I haven't got any cash either. Damn secret secrets are late on their payments. How come I've never heard of the secret secrets?

Because we're secret, duh. So funny. All right, we've got some more texts and messages coming through. He goes to me all weekend, showed up with flowers Sunday night, but no flower stores were open that late. I eventually got out of them, but he got them from a cemetery. Oh.

I just thought the cats don't. But I guess... Daniel Weeby, stop it. Yeah, I guess he was like, oh, she's going to think it's weird, so he makes up a lie. Oh, this one kills me. I don't know.

Mine faked. He's got a Shack set for four months. I found out after meeting his mum and she instantly told him to stop that. Oh, wow. You couldn't. I don't think you could. If you knew your partner for four months

had been putting on fake accent, you just, you couldn't be with him because you're like, It'd be weird. It'd be why? What kind of person can keep that up? Maybe she fell for him because of his accent. And she's like,

I love your accent. And he was like, bugger, I'm going to have to keep this. Oh mum don't get the boys though come on mum. Pana told me

he was only visiting this girl from uni to practice massaging techniques for their physio exam. So they were doing physio together and they had to

massage each other. He couldn't practice on his girlfriend. No just definitely not. I found Tinder on his phone. He said he needed it for work. Brilliant.

Well, technically, one of us downloaded it this morning for work. True, true, Dan. You? Well, I've deleted it now. Mine said that the scratches on his back

were from a demon. So he's watched too many horror movies. Yeah, not from a girlfriend he was sleeping with. I can't block her because she will think I'm rude was the funniest one I was told. What is with that?

Oh, my God. He told me he cheated on me because the pain medicine for his wisdom tooth removal made him think I was another girl. Wait, so he was cheating on his partner while still under anaesthetic from having his wisdom teeth removed. I thought it was you.

It's strong drugs. You say some weird stuff when you're on anaesthesia, though. That's true, but I don't think you sleep with other people, Dan. That would be much more dangerous. The anaesthetic's still wearing off three weeks later. Yeah. Oh, my God. Tinder kept turning itself back on, apparently,

but it's so annoying he's tried to contact customer service. Even when it's deleted? It's so weird. It keeps re-downloading. It's still re-uploading. I must email them. Yeah, I should email them. Oh, the funniest lies the exes have told you.

That's great. We need to do this again because they just keep coming through. Yeah. One of our favourite things to do every week is go through Dan's phone and find out what he's been Googling. Dan's Google search history is next. Would you give your phone to your friends

to let them go through your search history? Yeah, if there's any Tinder stuff in there, it just keeps downloading, Meg, and it keeps, like, starting up again. I don't know how I'm going to do it. Better contact customer service, actually. Actually, there's something wrong there. All right.

Click, Meg and Dan. And Adam joins us on the show. Morning, Adam. Morning, team. How are we? Good, mate. Good, Adam. You've got a little boy, yeah. All right. And Adam joins us on the show. Morning, Adam. Morning, team. How are we? Good, mate. Good, Adam. You've got a little boy, Hunter.

Is he in the car with you at the moment? No, he should be at school. Oh, okay. I'm not waiting for him in the morning. Yeah. Oh, okay. Well, you can give him the good news that you two can head along to the Minecraft movie with Jack Black and Jason Momoa out in cinemas tomorrow.

Awesome. Thank you. He will be pumped. Nice, in cinemas tomorrow. Awesome, thank you. He will be pumped. Nice, Adam. What a good dad. What a good dad he is. Yeah, 10-year-old boy. He'll be fizzing Minecraft.

Okay, Meg has done the research. Are you ready to go, Meg? Yep, ready to go. All right, it's time to delve into the deep, dark cave that is Dan's Google History. What's in Dan's Google History?

Is it sexy? Is it weird? Is it weird? Will it solve a great big mystery? Or is it something new and weird? Oh, if it's not a Dan screwed his nose up at the deep, dark cave, what would it be? It's just a cave, really. Oh, it's still a cave. It's not like a big, sunny deck. Yeah, but the lights are on. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we've got the lights on in there.

Alright, Dan has been doubting his riddling this week. I'm going to go through the consecutive searches. There's quite a few of them, Clint, so let me just read through them. Oh, this was last night. Why can't I stop jiggling? He still was jiggling. He was jiggling.

I just asked you, let me go through them. You did, sorry. Why can't I stop jiggling? Jiggling. Jiggling. Jiggling. Jiggling why? Jiggling legs.

Stop bouncing. Sit still. How can jiggling why? Jiggling legs. Stop bouncing. Sit still. How can I sit still? Sitting still tips. Why am I jiggling bouncing? Well, I think you can see what I was worried about. Clearly. Why did you?

Because you Googled jiggling five times in a row. Because it wasn't really giving me the answer. Well, that's because you kept asking him the same question. Over and over. Look, to this because you kept asking him the same question. It's just over and over. Look, to this point, I don't know why because I think it is part of my ADHD

that I jiggle because it's like a nervous thing. But I mean... Ritalin doesn't stop it. It doesn't really. No. And I wanted to know how I can stop that.

If anybody has some tips. So, well, why are you then googling symptoms of Alzheimer's? Because I'm forgetting stuff as well. I started forgetting things. Like, Hannah was like, where did you put that cup? And I was like, uh as well. I started forgetting things. Like Hannah was like, where did you put that cup?

And I was like, in the cup drawer. And she was like, well, it's not there now. And I'd put it in the pot drawer. So I'd forgotten where to put the cups because we moved to a new house. Oh, that's okay.

I think you cut yourself some slack then because I was like, that is weird. But you did move house. But why would he put his cup with the pot? I don't know. Again. That's why, Meg,

if I knew the answer, I wouldn't have Googled it. Confused. Yeah. Oh. Might want to check anger management as well. Anger.

Why am I angry? Symptoms of anger. And jiggling. Maybe I will. You're an angry, jiggling, forgetful person. Dan Googled how many animals died

Moses save in his boat. Oh no, did Moses save in his boat? And then he Googled was Moses gay? So I saw... Why? How does it bring...

I don't know how we got from that to there. Because I saw a thing about how he was in love with Jesus, apparently. He wasn't in love with Jesus. You don't. He just, I guess, was like in admiration of Jesus. Yeah, be thankful

if all of a sudden your whole city was going to float and one of your mates went, bro, build a boat, I reckon. No, he was like... Oh, sorry, part of the sea. He was just like doing everything for Jesus. Yeah, be thankful if all of a sudden your whole city was going to float and one of your mates went, bro, build a boat, I reckon. No, he was like, oh, sorry, part of the sea. He was just like

doing everything for Jesus, like anything for you, Jesus. Like, you know, he just kept doing it, you know, and so Jesus was like, save the animals and so he did it.

That doesn't make him gay. There's a photo of Moses holding God's hand. Wait, you're confusing me because when you're talking about the animals, I thought you meant Noah who built the ark.

Yeah. But then you're talking about Moses who parted the sea. He didn't have any animals. Moses didn't save any animals. I've confused Moses with Noah. Yeah, I feel it. Alzheimer's again. Noah was gay.

Okay. And finally, Dan has been Googling stuff trendy men do, the ultimate accessories for men, best trendy accessory. And then I clicked on the links that he went to search and buy products. What's in Dan's Google history? Is it sexy? Is it weird? Well, it's all great. So look out for those in the next video to help it out.

Dan, I wouldn't worry. You'll forget that Meg even mentioned this for about an hour. I don't say I'm so. The problem is none of us will. Can't wait to see that hip-hop style necklace. Yeah, lots of people texting through tips to stop jiggling as well. Most of them say I need to smoke weed. So that's maybe what I need to do there.

Oh, how good. How good, yeah. Okay. Clint, Meg and Dan. Tom. Clint, Meg and Dan scandal. If you don't listen already, we have two podcasts

that we record after the show. If you missed any of the show, you can get the full podcast from this show and also we do a second podcast called The Only Fans which is a little more loosey-goosey and R-rated but you can get them by

texting podcast at 3343. In fact, we've got one today that we're releasing that is very un... We deleted it. We were kind of like, we can't launch this one. Well, we're not releasing that to the public though, are we? I think we asked for a jury of five, and five people were going to listen to it, and then they were going to say

yeah, I reckon it's good enough to go out publicly or nah, leave that one where you had it in the trash. It's very going to listen to it and then they were going to say, yeah, I reckon it's good enough to go out publicly or not. Leave that one where you had it in the trash. It's very naughty. It's almost illegal some of the stuff. I think that's what

happens. We get really caught up and we forget where the line is. All right, let's play What's a Millie Bobby Brown's Bag. I have bleeped out

the items. You boys have to guess what the things are with Scandal this morning. All right, some might say I'm crazy. I don't think so. This is a...

And I put this in my car. I put it everywhere I go. Okay. I think it's like a dream catcher or like a lucky rabbit's foot. If you think she's crazy and she takes it with her everywhere. I think you're on the right track, but I think it's a stone. Like a... Like a crystal?

Crystal thing, yeah. Both incorrect. A portable diffuser. This is a portable diffuser. And I put this in my car. I put essential oils in it and water. And then it just makes the room smell really great. I'll take this to my dying grave. There is nothing essential about oils.

Let's stop calling them essential. That doesn't mean essential in the way you think it means. It's just the essence. My wife, Hannah, has about 50 of them in a drawer. stop calling them essential. It doesn't mean essential in the way you think it means. It's just the essence. My wife, Hannah, has about 50 of them in a drawer. None of them essential. No, but it's a different type of essential.

I said, let's leave them, let's throw them out when we move. And she was like, no, these are the essential oils for the house. No, you don't need them. What is the second item?

I don't go anywhere without my... This is looking crazy, isn't it? When I want to just make sure, like a contact crisis sometimes. She said, oh, this is looking crazy, isn't it? So again, it's a weird thing. It's not like a lipstick or, you know. A contact crisis, so it's something to do with her eyes.

Are you talking like contact lenses? She said that she has a contact issue and that's why she's got it. What would that be? I've never worn contact lenses. I have, but other than the little solution. Oh, like a clear eyes. She's got a clear eyes, but everyone thinks she's bringing it around with her because she smokes weed or whatever.

She's like, no, it's because I have contacts. Okay, let's go with that. No, it's a bedazzled mirror. My bedazzled mirror. When I want to just make sure, like a contact crisis sometimes, I need to look in my eye. This is great, a little touch-up mirror. This, I think, has been bedazzled individually.

However, this is a lie. This is a sheet of bedazzlement. Not even I'm carrying around a mirror 24-7. And the final thing, what is in Millie Bobby Brown's bag here? Kind of random, but I carry a **** with me, which **** dogs. So when I find stray dogs, stray cats. Ooh, treats.

Dog treats. Are you locking it in? Like smackos or something. We need this one. We're over two at the moment. Well, you can agree with me or you can do whatever you want. She carries it around and then it's something. It beeps dogs.

Or a lead. What would you like to lock in? Oh, it could be a lead because she might see a dog, stray dog, and she's like, you're coming with me, and put a lead on it. Really? How often do you see a stray dog? Dog treats. Dog treats.

It's a microchip scanner. But I carry a microchip scanner. It scans dogs, scans their microchip numbers on their back. I check if they have a microchip. If they do, that's great because usually that means they have a home. If they don't have one, then I'm able to take them to the shelter, get them registered and then take them to my rescue where I can microchip them, vaccinate them

and get them into our facility so that we're able to find them a home. Who is she, the SPCA? She has her own rescue dog facility, rescue animal facility, Millie Bobby Brown. I don't want it to sound mean because I think it's actually a really lovely thing that she's finding lost dogs and finding homes. But I'm getting red flag vibes from her. What?

Yeah, it's a cool thing to do, but no one's doing it because it's, I don't know. She's got the money to do it, that's why. All of the weird things, carrying around mirrors and having diffusers in the car, and she's got a chip. I had a dog who was microchipped, and I didn't even own a scanner. Yeah, but you don't own a dog rescue facility. What if I'm at the park with my dog, my chipped dog, and Millie Bobby Brown comes up while it's running around after a stick

and is scanning it? Yeah, there's a chip. She's like, you're all good. I'm like, I know. I don't need you policing whether my animal has a chip or not. Thank you, lady. I would be so grateful if my dog accidentally escaped and Millie Bobby Brown actually was like, oh, I found your dog wandering the streets.

It is, you're right. It is lovely. I don't know why. I'm getting red flag vibes. Well, she's married Bon Jovi's son so he's happy with it. I get red flag vibes from Bon Jovi as well. Oh God. There you go.

You're a crazy match. Yeah, I'm sure she's lovely. Okay, your chance to win $500 cash before 9 o'clock if you can work out who the imposter is. Coming up next, you may hear something that sounds like Meg, Dan or myself. No. It won't be. It was me Monday.

It was you yesterday, Clint. Hey, Meg, don't give them too many clues. We want to keep it difficult. Okay. Give me the easiest 500 you ever make. 0800 the edge will do it before 9. Clint, Meg and Dan. Alright, we've got $500 cash to give away. Thanks to ASB. We're doing it each morning just before

9 o'clock because they've got a new innovation that helps prevent impersonation scams. Thanks, Clint. Know when ASB is really calling you is call a check in the ASB mobile banking app. Yeah. Yeah, so, you know.

Thanks for that, Dan. That is helpful information. That is helpful information. Now, what's going to happen right now is we're going to go to Carlin, or Carlain, sorry. And, Carlain, since the Benson Boom finished, I know it just sounds like it's three of us having a conversation, but one of us actually was AI

and wasn't actually who we said we were. And if you can pick it, that cash is yours. Are you serious? Yeah. I know, it's tricky. It's getting harder. Oh, it's so hard.

I'm not so sure, eh? Let's go Dan. Yeah. Are you sure? I'm going to give you one chance. I'm going to give you one chance to change your mind. No. No.

You're sticking with it? Sure. Yeah. Okay. Congratulations. Oh, my God. Thank you so much. Well done, Carleen.

You're welcome, Carleen. What are you doing this morning that has you listening at 9 o'clock and being able to call up and win cash? I'm working. Oh, nice. Oh, that's nice. Where do you work? You have the edge on in the background.

I work for myself, so I just have you guys plugged in from like 6 o'clock in the morning. Damn. Okay, well, you've been listening from 6. What's your favourite part of the show so far? Ooh. Ooh. I'm going to say probably Dan's Google history.

Yes, always a good echo. Why is everybody like that? Annoying in a way. It's always fun, isn't it? I just think you're funny. Yeah, I think you're funny. Thanks, Carlene. Love you to bits. And well done on picking the imposter. Thank you guys so much.

You're welcome. 500 bucks. For those that are wondering how she did it and did miss the AI, Dan, was actually when he was reading the liner. It turns out this wasn't Dan, this was AI. Know when ASB's really calling you is call a check in the ASB mobile banking app. Now that sounds like our producer, Carl. And if our producer, Carl, and I produced a child

and then that grew up to be 30 years old, that's what that kid would sound like. I do think... I don't think that would be the only thing wrong would sound like. I do think... I don't think that would be the only thing wrong with that child. I do think that the no... Can we just listen

to the no again and start? That sounds like Dan. Okay. No, when ASB's... Just the no is quite good. Yeah. The rest of it's shockingly bad.

It's terrible. Yeah. Well, the really cool thing, though, is that there is a new way that they can help prevent impersonation scans, so Call or Check is ASB's latest innovation.

Appreciate you guys giving us cash that we can then give away to people who listen to our show. That's the only reason Carl and I will never procreate because of that little bit of audio. Otherwise, it's the only reason. But let's all get one step ahead of scammers. I think that's one thing collectively as a humanity we can all agree on.

Scammers suck. Oh, completely. Completely. I don't, I just, every part, they must be a different species. Just the idea that they're like fulfillment or joy

or they're non-guilt of taking money from most of the time vulnerable people who are a bit confused or desperate or... But then there's some where you go,

oh, I mean, I hate the scammers, and I don't like the victim blame, but when you see some people that have been scammed, like do you see that one that's doing the round at the moment where the lady thought she was in a relationship with Brad Pitt and he was in hospital, and someone's done the worst Photoshop job putting Brad Pitt's face on someone in hospital

and she sent him 83,000 euro. I know, but just because you're smarter than somebody doesn't mean that they should lose that money. Scum of the earth. They are scammers. Scum of the earth. I think it goes scammers, then Brian I know, but just because you're smarter than somebody doesn't mean that they should lose that money. Scum of the earth. They are scammers. Scum of the earth. I think it goes scammers, then Brian Tarmacky, number one. But yeah, he's a form of a scammer, isn't he?

He's a kind of form of scamming, I would say. Move on before Dan gets too political. Yes, don't get me started on the government.