The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW #489 I'd Climb Him Like a Tree

Episode Date: April 2, 2025

Yeh Soooooo Ai writes these descriptions now. Another human out of the job..   Wild Coincidences, Meghan Markle's Pricey Pantry, and The Big Bang Countdown | Clint, Meg & Dan Show Join Clint, Meg, and Dan as they delve into some mind-blowing coincidental stories from listeners and debate which is the most impressive. Tune in to hear Dan's skeptical take on the concept of fate and randomness. The team also reviews Meghan Markle's extravagant pantry items and reveals the jaw-dropping prices compared to common grocery store equivalents. The excitement builds as they prepare for 'The Big Bang' on April 9th to help reignite relationships. Special guest Ash London shares spicy details from her new book inspired by her relationship with Clint and Dan's big boss. Plus, will Meg's sixth sense be on point this time as she guesses listeners' due dates? All this and more in today's packed episode! 00:00 Introduction and Podcast Opening00:09 Morning Greetings and Banter00:52 Drinking on the Job01:14 Dua Lipa Concert Recap02:50 World Party Day Discussion06:36 Party Hosting Anxiety25:10 Pet Psychic Segment33:35 Ash London's New Book37:50 Hooking Up with the Boss40:37 Scandalous Work Trip Confession41:59 The Risks of Office Romances42:23 Gen Z Quiz Challenge42:56 Bella's Gen Z Quiz Journey48:13 Meghan Markle's Pricey Products53:35 The Big Bang Relationship Event59:29 Cash Strapped Contest01:03:25 Beat That Coincidence01:12:12 Meg's Sixth Sense: Predicting Due Dates

This is a podcast from Rover. Dumb chat. Bad decisions. Zero shame. If that sounds like your vibe, you're in the right place. This is Clint, Megan, Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast, that is. Oh, morning, everyone. Christchurch. New Plymouth. Hamilton. Dunedin. Napier. Parmy. Dunnars. Nelson.

Roto-Vegas. Waddenstown. Pagoday. Gisborne. Wellington. Invercargill. Invercargill. Invercargill. You around? Yeah, yeah, mate. Bloody thirsty, though. I hurt my wrist on the door of the car earlier. Does anyone know what this guy's saying?

Anyway, we've got these. Wait, is he talking about us? Oh, come on. That can't be us, surely. Okay, one more try. Come on. It's Clint Magentad. Morning. It is one more try. Come on. It's Clint Megenton. Morning.

It is one minute to six on your Friday Eve. How's everyone doing this morning? Very good, Clinton. Very good. Oh, you've got an open Pals next to you. Yes, you know what? Meg's sitting next to a six percenter. Oh, so it looks like Drive had a better show than us.

Yeah, Edge Afternoons were drinking on the job. I thought, I thought Dan had cracked the bells and then I was like, oh, whatever. And then I was like,

Megan, you're pregnant. I know. Sorry about that. Yeah, and I said, maybe they were prepping, I think they went to Dua Lipa last night, didn't they?

Ah, yeah, Dua Lipa last night and then again tomorrow night. Yeah. She gets the Thursday off between gigs. And then she might be hanging out here for a while over the weekend too, yeah, Dua Lipa last night and then again tomorrow night. She gets the Thursday off between gigs. And then she might be hanging out here for a while over the weekend too, actually, because it's the end of her tour until, like, November, her Radical Optimism tour.

She's taking a breather. She seems to like it here, yeah. I think it's much more acceptable to be able to drink on the afternoon show than it is in the morning. Probably. Actually, Meg and I can, what is it, testament to that? Yeah, testament to that. Yeah, we did swap shows with them once and it was fabulous.

Yeah, I don't know why I can't remember, but we swapped shows. We did their time and they did ours. We were doing a long broadcast, I think. Oh, like a 24-hour thing. Yeah, they had to do the breakfast show. That's right, so Meg and I did the afternoons and then it was like 4 o'clock and we were on. Oh, gorgeous.

Yeah, I don't know if we'll stay. She might change her plans because we have to have that big rain ban that's coming along. 31 hours of rain? I saw that news story. I think she might just go, you know what, maybe Fiji. Yeah. Maybe Aussie. Yeah, actually.

Yeah, more cash to be won at 7 and 8 o'clock this morning. And there's also actually cash to be won before 7 with the pet psychic and Linda. So if you've got a pet and you want to know what they're thinking, their inner thoughts, you can find that out and we'll send you packing with $250 for your troubles. She's living here at the moment, Linda. I saw her sleep in Studio B this morning. I thought she was staying overnight.

I knew it. It's because she's wearing the same clothes and the same hair every day. It's getting more messy. Yeah, and I think it's actually her drinking the alcohol. Probably her having a drink. Oh, that makes sense. Or it would smell like a brewery when it would. We need to get her a hairbrush.

Bitch. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. And it is also World International Party Day today. Oh. Yeah, an annual day encouraging joyful global celebrations. It's a great excuse to throw a party or get together with friends. Is it always also something weird like Baked Potato Day

or something though? I feel like... Yeah, I mean, I guess there are random celebrations for every day of the year. But World Party Day specifically is April 1st. You don't want to be on the same day as Baked Potato Day. I don't know. You don't want to be... So then I guess it's like

what's the best for a 6am throwback song we're about to jump into? The best party song. There's so many party songs. It's also my brother's birthday today. Happy birthday, Chris. Happy birthday, Chris. What a day to have a birthday on World Party Day. I don't think he's even known that. So

congratulations. Although he doesn't listen to the show anymore because we talk about too much gross stuff and I'm his younger sister. What about Party in the USA? Miley Cyrus. She's got a new album coming out. Yeah,

look at it, Beastie Boys. We gotta fight for your right to party. No? Get the party started. Pink. We like to party.

Yeah, the Venga Boys. Party rock anthem. That's a good song. It's always fun. LMFAO. S Club 7's got a party song. Yeah, okay, well it feels like there's a good song. Oh, they're always fun. It's always fun, LMFAO. Oh, yeah, S Club 7's got a party song. Yeah, there's a lot.

Okay, well, it feels like there's a lot to choose from, so I don't want to drop the ball on this one. Chris Brown's got a party song. It's your new, well, yeah, plan. Your choice today. What do you feel like listening to? Miley. I feel like Just Type and Party.

Sounds like an awful. Beyonce, yeah, Chris Brown, Jamie Foxx. Dasher, not at this party, not old enough. Max L.A. What's jumping out at you? I mean, personally, I like a bit of Miley, but I mean, it's your day, Clint. I don't want to, you know, spoil your party.

I want to do a hoedown with Miley at one point. I don't want to let my friend down. Oh, that's a great song. Oh, Black Eyed Peas, Don't Stop the Party. No? Yeah. No, okay. Rock this party, Bob Sinclair.

Get the party started, Pink. Oh, DMX, I get in trouble to play that. Pitbull. Anything Pitbull. Anything but what? Anything Pitbull. Anything Pitbull? I love Pitbull.

Okay, Pitbull's got Don't Stop the Party. How about this one? Hey. That's it. Okay. Oh, Miley, sorry, sorry. She was in. She was in the chamber. She was in the chamber and we've just released

her. Thank you very much. Sorry for wasting your time, Miley. You can go back to whatever it is you were doing. Here we go. Oh, my God. It's a war win. Look out. Don't stop the party. International Party Day. It is your 6am throwback. It's bad. All my hips are thrusting already. It's the war one. Look out. Whoa! Don't stop the party.

International party day. It is your 6am throwback. Pitbull. Okay. On the edge. No, that's, um, that's Lil Jon. Oh. I think I'm having a good time out there.

Clint, Meg and Dan. Let's go. Don't stop the party. How good is your 6am throwback? Pitbull, don't stop the party. It is International Party Day today, April 3rd. Pitbull always just gets it done. Oh, he does.

He just gets it done. Do you think he's accurately rated or underrated? Underrated, every time. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I think so too. I feel like people just don't realise how many bangers that man has. Mr Worldwide? He is Mr Worldwide.

303. 303? 305. 303,. Worldwide? He is Mr. Worldwide. 303. 305. 303. Mr. Worldwide. Meg, how do you do it? How do you do it? 303. That's a shame.

You know it's World Party Day today. We were talking about that. That's why we played that song. Just quickly, Clint. I've never ever thrown a party. What? Like, personally, I've never ever thrown a party. What? Like, personally, I've never had people over for, like, a party. What? It just stresses me out, man.

Not just a birthday, but, like, just hosting a party or hosting a Halloween party. You just sleep over. Is that a party? Not really. Because you've got friends come over for a drink? I imagine a party's like, you know, you come over, there's music, you've organised like staff. I've never done it. Oh,

we could do a housewarming. Yeah. You've just moved house. Oh, look. Look at the anxiety hitting his face. Nah,

I don't want to. Because the reason I don't is because of the pressure. Because people come over and they're like, oh, let's judge Dan's party. And I've never,

so you know. There is a lot of pressure when you have a party. Oh my God, yeah. And then at like 8, 8.30, nobody's there

and you're like, it's a flop, it's a flop. But then they start turning up at like 11.30 so you're fine. And then at like 8.30, nobody's there and you're like, it's a flop, it's a flop. But then they start turning up at like 11.30 so you're fine. And Clint hosts them all the time.

He's really good at them. Me, I've been to gatherings at your house. Well, no, I used to be a great party hoster with my brother. Just Carl?

Just sorry, guys. On air brainstorm here. Clint, you don't have much planned for your 40th year. I wonder if Dan could... No. Do I smell a story

out coming on? Too much pressure. There's way too much pressure. Oh, Dan, he hosts a 40th for me. Just the right amount of pressure. That'd be a lovely thing for a friend. He's got a lovely new place. He's got an indoor garage. Not in my house. There's no way. Oh, indoor garage. That's a garage party. That's the best. Bring them back. No one's going up

through your house and walking their dirty shoes through the lounge. Just put a poor loo in the corner. Let the neighbours know, Dan's here. Party boy has just moved in. Get some tips from Cal from the night show. He has some great parties at his flat. Let him do it then. No, well, you just said I've never, you brought it up.

I've never hosted a party. Oh, I want it to be cowboy, like country, western themed. Oh, I love that. You're going to be gutted. And make sure there's that alcohol already there and a cooler. Yeah, and you could get a horse because your wife is a horse girl. She rides horses. So we could have a horse that we could get photos on.

Hey, Bales, so you can sit on them. Okay. I've got some blue tarpaulins we can string up in the front yard if it rains. Okay, I like that. Okay, I think we've gone too far. You said you've never hosted a party. We're your friends and we want to help. Yeah, but I think you want someone,

if you're wanting a 40th Clint, you're wanting someone with experience in partying and I'm not your man. I'm not your man. I'll just be stressed. I'll be running around. I'll probably cry. But that doesn't matter to Clint,

that you're stressed. No, no, it's my birthday. He shouldn't be stressed. I'll bring the vibes down. Yeah, I want like this kind of vibe. Kid Rock, Jackie, cheap like country western vibes. I knew you this kind of vibe. Kid Rock, checky, cheap, like country western vibes. I knew you were a Trump supporter. Yeah.

Okay. Okay, we'll leave it with me. And it's coming up in April, so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you've got a few weeks. And then we could give away some listener spots. Yeah, the 28th, you've got exactly, what, 25 days. Okay.

Oh, jeez, over three weeks? Easy. Definitely exactly, what, 25 days. Okay. Oh, jeez, over three weeks? Easy. Definitely. I will never tell you my address. Producer Carl? Can I just say, yes, this will be a show thing, but you're not doing that thing where you go,

yeah, yeah, I'll do it. All right, Producer Carl, that's you. All right, well, let me know what you get. You never said I'm going to do it. I've never gone, yeah, yeah, I'll do it. Why would you bring up that you want to have a party? Yeah, and... Oh, I think... Do you have a horse?

No! I'm Dan. I've never hosted a party. Would love to do that. No, I never said that to you. You've just added, I'd love to do that. Oh, I don't know. The only person out of all my friends that I know

has access to a horse is you. And a garage, an indoor garage and a horse. That's what we need. As opposed to an outdoor garage. What is that? Sorry, a carport. indoor garage and a horse. That's what we need. As opposed to an outdoor garage. What is that? Sorry, a carport. Not a spider party in a carport.

Okay, tell Hannah I don't care about the colour just as long as she can have a horse. She is gonna flip. I actually don't see colour when it comes to horses. So yeah, brown, white, black,

just whatever you can get. It's a sin not to have a party at the new house anyway. I'll tell you what horses love. There's a lot of bright lights, people, and noise. Clint, Meg and Jan. Stinky boot. Scandal with Meg.

Strap yourselves in. Oh, man. Okay. The Michaela and Anna Paul drama has been going on for months. If you don't know what I'm going to talk about, it's basically two very large creators from Australia that were best friends that now hate each other that's the crux of it everyone's had one of those situations in their lives where they've seen it happen whether it be with you and your best friend or somebody else's best friend that

all of a sudden something turns and somebody said something about that person now it's a he said she said of who's the bitch is that how I was to say, how they had it falling out? Yeah, so they stopped talking and Michaela, the girl that has come out to be best friends, that was best friends with Anna Paul, the biggest creator

in Australia and huge around the world too. Only fans, right? Mainly. Well, mainly TikTok really. She kind of, they both do OnlyFans

as well and they get, I imagine, a lot of money from OnlyFans but TikTok is where they, and it's the biggest in Australia. Sure. Huge following. And has been,

she just does little vlogs with travelling with her family. Super nice, like almost a sweet, innocent voice. Seems very down to earth. And Michaela, her ex-best friend, has come to say

she's an actual, she's actually a real bitch. She calls you fat behind your back. She said, my eyes were too close together, this and that. Her brother films her OnlyFans content, which is like sexual stuff. Like all these really... Well, Anna said no. You know, it's a he said, she said.

And it's like, that is the most disgusting thing. I can't even fathom. Yeah, and then that seems like such a strange thing to make up. But then also, if you are making up that's so vindictive to make up such an awful lie about your ex-best friend.

So Anna has just released a 26 minute video. It's the first time that she's talked about it because Michaela did two like two hour videos on it and then it's just come out and she's like

I just I wasn't going to say anything I was going to try and just put my head down and like carry on with my life and be like these are all lies so it doesn't matter but then uh now that michaela is saying she has receipts and it has said i have to talk things is that some people are saying

because i didn't get her with a defamation case after her podcast was posted that what she's saying must be the truth and she must be telling the truth but that is not the case at all in reality a defamation case takes three to four years it takes such a long time and it costs five hundred thousand to a million dollars it's very expensive it takes such a long time and if i went down that route i wouldn't be able to do this i wouldn't be able to set up my camera like this and just freely tell you the truth like this um and so she has come out this morning and about a few hours ago, I've watched the whole thing this morning, trying to defend herself

and say that everything that Michaela is saying is a lie with her own receipts. Everyone's saying they have receipts, but the receipts are also saying that, so for example, Michaela said that Addis and his brother filmed their OnlyFans content, but then Anna brought up a conversation

with a group chat with Michaela where she said somebody else had accused her of that and said so-and-so said that my brother films my OnlyFans content. And Michaela replied saying, that's such a laugh, disgusting, ooh, how could they make that up sort of thing. So here's a conversation where Michaela's in there. And then so then is she doing like one of those like half-truths

where she goes, man man I've heard people say or like the rumour is that her brother films her OnlyFans because that's true the rumour has been there even though she doesn't personally believe

or has seen that happen and then she's saying that she left Anna would buy pet birds and then leave them to die in a certain room but Anna has receipts of like how she

rehomed these birds she's got the address I know I thought that was outrageous but then she's got the address. Keep birds and leave them to die. I know, I thought that was outrageous, but then she's also done, much, much, much worse accusations,

I'm not even going to talk about, only on Michaela, who said some, some of the worst things you can imagine, she has said, that her brother has done, and his brother has done, so,

from what I can see, the comments are saying that, Michaela's won this, Anna is still a liar, I think a lot of people want Anna to be a liar because she, people, it's like that Alan thing. Yeah, the Alan. You know, where Alan is really nice.

She says she's really nice and somebody says she's a bully and suddenly everyone wants to bring them down. I don't actually have any skin in the game. I don't really like Anna or Michaela. I just find it really interesting that even though Anna has come with her own receipts, everyone's like, I don't believe it because I don't think they want

to. If I was just looking at their faces, I've just googled Anna Paul and Michaela Testa. Michaela looks like a liar. Like if you said one of them's a liar and I had to look at both of them, 100%, I didn't even have to think about it for hours. Michaela looks like a liar. That's the thing. I know me

that there's so many people that are invested in this sort of thing and it's big news, but oh, I couldn't give less of a shit about two stupid people that are hungry for fame and that's all they do and they're having this beef online in this public forum. Oh, go get a life. Honestly.

Problem is if you share your life on social media, like all of it. And then somebody says horrible things about you. And then, and you have two, three, four, five million followers.

Well then all of a sudden, it will matter. It might not matter to you because you're not a follower of it, but then, if we only talked about things that mattered to you, Dan, it would be a very...

Formula One scandal every day. Yeah. True, true. But oh my God, it's like, it's just this little beef around how does it start because she was spreading rumours.

But by your same argument, we could be like, who cares about Liam Lawson losing his seat to Rebel? He's still racing Formula One. Stop with the drama. He's a man who got given a different car to drive.

Yeah, I guess so. But he's not beefing with someone. He's kept very quiet. Yeah, no, but the whole world is beefing about him losing a seat. So it really just depends on what you're into and what your world revolves around, I suppose. Justine, do we have a bounce back set up to that one?

Anna. Anna, text Anna3343 if you would like to see her 26-minute reply video, let me know your thoughts about it. And 3.3 million people have already watched it, so obviously people care. And check out Michaela Testa. She looks like a liar. The Edge for Clint, Meg and 3.3 million people have already watched it, so obviously people care. And check out Michaela Testa. She looks like a liar. The edge of reclent, Megan Dan.

How can I get, get back to know, know, know? You better, better, baby. I want to get to know. All right, we're going to put a question to you, and we will try and assume what we think your answer might be. Whoever's closest to your actual answer wins. All right, it's Ollie this morning. Ollie is a software engineer.

He's a Pisces. He drives the same car as me, a Toyota Vitz. And we met you recently down in Christchurch, wasn't it, Ollie? Oh, yeah. Hi, Ollie. Yeah. Hello. How are you, Ollie?

Yeah, came down and checked out the live broadcast, eh, when we were in the cafe. Yeah. And also at the quiz, I think. Yeah, yeah. Love, Ollie. Now, Ollie, I've met Ollie, I would say, five or six times over the years. Which was your favourite?

So you know him well. Oh, well, then Dan has an advantage here. That's true, actually. I know you like the back of my hand. Ollie, let's do this. Okay. Okay. Oh, God, a question for Ollie.

He said, software engineer. The problem is I'm not smart enough to know anything about that. Yeah. Or they do coding. They design software. Very good, Dan. The engineer. Thank you for that, Dan.

Yes, you're welcome. Just sort of explained it there. Okay. Okay. Work with computers. Okay. All right. Well, we were recently talking about

how Dan is throwing Clint a party. Dan's never hosted a party before. That's never been agreed on. So he is going to host Clint's 40th in 23 days, 25 days. Country, Western theme. Country, Western theme in the garage. He's going to get a horse and everything. If I'm designing it, it'll be what I design it to be.

What kind of guy is Ollie at the party? You know what I mean? Like, what is the stereotypical, Ollie goes to the party and they're like, Ollie's here, this is about to happen. I think, knowing Ollie, I think Ollie is, he's not your full on out party guy. He's the guy that'll be kind of, he'll sit down and he likes to chat and he likes to have a bit of a good time,

but he's not on the dance floor constantly. Okay, so not the dance floor guy. I reckon Oli is the quiet guy who says, no, no, I'm not drinking. No, I'm not drinking tonight. And then... Vomits in some of his handbags. Three quarters of the way around through the night, shots go around and he gets peer pressure and he goes, go on then. And before you know it, end of the night,

Ollie's on the table, swinging his shirt around on top of his head, around it, over his head. And you go, what the hell happened to Ollie? Did someone give him tequila? That's not the Ollie I know. Ollie's, I think, a little bit like me, and Ollie will look for two things the moment he walks into the party. The dog or the charcuterie board.

And he'll beeline to them, and that's where he'll be for the rest of the night. You want to chat to Ollie? You find the dog, or you find the cheese, and that's where they're going to sit. You don't want a dog near a charcuterie board. Very risky, Very risky. Alright, who's closest, Ollie? Well, I've never drunk before, so not Clint. Definitely the food is an important part,

but I think Dan would be closest. He did know he was going to get it. Come on. Yes. Yeah, but see, that's the thing. If you're never drunk, once you taste that tequila, mate, you'll be on the table. That's Clint's issue. Once it hits his tongue. Yeah.

He's like Frank the Tank. Yeah. Ollie could be like Frank the Tank. Yeah. Good on you, Ollie. Thanks for calling through. Thanks, Ollie. We're going to send you out.

Yeah, we'll send you a voucher to go spend in store. Zed, download the Zed app today and get Zed rewards on almost everything you buy. You'll have a smile on your face as much as Clint had yesterday when he got 20 cents per litre off. Yeah, bloody good.

Alright, next on the show, what you got? There's a few stories that we're going to put on your radar that you need to know about for Thursday, the 3rd of April.

And then the Pet Psychic, Linda, is going to be in studio with your chance to score 250 bucks. Yeah, next there's been a new world record that's been achieved, Clint. I reckon you could try it next week. Try it or beat it?

Try it. Cool, cool. Clint, Meg and Dan. It's Clint, Meg and Dan's. All right, a few stories we want to put on your radar for the 3rd of April. Tell me whether or not you think that they overreacted. There was a Bali flight that's had to turn around

and go back after it was flying to Melbourne, and a passenger tried to open an aircraft door while the plane was in the air. You know those ones where, hey... Then overreacted, I'm going to say. No, so they were trying to open the door, and then it happened shortly after takeoff, and then the crew members and passengers intervened,

and they restrained the individual. Right, cool. So that they can't obviously open the door again. And then the flight turned around and went back to Bali. I'm like, but they didn't open the door, and I still want to go to Bali. Yeah, true. And they're now restrained.

And how often is that going to happen? Like the chances of that happening again? But also like if they're going to open the door, whether you've turned back to Bali or not doesn't matter. Because if they open the door, you're buggered. Either way. But do they need to like drop that person in jail? Was it like they're a resident of that place, you know,

and they need the police to arrest them? We're just going to land at the jail. Do you know what I mean? Like is that what it was? Drop them in the Bali jail. Because otherwise they're going to be in another country and then they need to go back. So I guess they're like, well, you broke the law.

We're going to send you back to jail. But then if I'm in the plane, take me to Bali and then leave them in the plane. And when it goes back to Melbourne, you can drop them off. Don't disrupt all my plans. Okay, so Mr. Randall wants to be dropped in Bali. So what we're going to do is we're going to fly over Bali, open the door.

We'll get you to do it, madam, because you know how to do it. I take your vote. Who wants to go to Bali now? Who would like to turn around and go back? Really cool news for the gaming industry and also New Zealand, as you know, that we're having Minecraft. How was that, Clint? Oh, yeah, we saw it last night at the premiere.

Amazing. Kids froth it. Oh, great. Well, it was we saw it last night at the premiere. Amazing. Kids froth it. Oh, great. Well, it was a gaming movie that was filmed here in New Zealand. Very big stuff for us. Yeah. And it looks like another one has been created. From what I can see, starting at the end of this year,

filming all the way through until next year, The Legend of Zelda. Oh, Zelda. Yeah, it should be shot in New Zealand November 2025 to April 2026. The movie to be released in 27. It's still slightly rumoured from what I can see, though. It looks like it's pretty good stuff for us. It's great for New Zealand.

Awesome for tourism. As you know, any sort of those sci-fi kind of fantasy films get really big. Huge for nerds. Like, there'll be nerds around the world going, I'm sure Weta will have its hands all over it. So, like, very, very cool. Legend of Zelda is iconic. What do they say? Oh, huh. I'm sure Weta will have its hands all over it. So like, very, very cool. Legend of Zelda is iconic. What do they say? Huh.

Oh, right. Yeah. And in other news, the lady with the longest tongue, I don't know why we're doing this last, because it's probably, it's probably better than mine. But the lady with the world's longest tongue, she's in it for the Guinness World Records. She's done an interview, and the interviewer asked her,

what does she use her powers for? Because if you look at the tongue, I can't show you the video. It's a very visual thing, but you can Google it. She is, so her tongue is 3.8 inches from the tip of her lips. So if she sticks it out, it goes 3.8 inches out. Wow. That's incredible. Is that long, Dan?

Very long. 3.8 inches. Very, very long. Huge's incredible. Is that long, Dan? Very long. 3.8 inches. Very, very long. Huge to Dan. Yes. And take a guess, both of you, about what she uses that tongue for. If you had that tongue, what would you be using? Maybe like a board game or something?

Maybe some sort of like build with it? Wooden blocks or something. Or Jenga? I told you, didn't I? Yeah. You did tell us. A few times, actually, before before the show you were very excited you showed us photos

and video I don't think if you're going to use your tongue to build a jenga tower you want it to be a brand new pack so you'll never guess it

you're both wrong she uses it as jenga to do jenga and so I think it's because it's so long she can push out the blocks you know

and like so she doesn't stack it with the tongue she just plays the game and then pulls... Plays the game and then... Once she pushes it out with her tongue, she'll grab it by her teeth. Yes.

I could do that. Don't you reckon you could do that, Meg? If the tongue's already built. I'd do it. Do a little bit, yeah. Push the blocks of your tongue, pull it out with your teeth and stack it. Yeah.

That's not the first thing I'd do if I had a long tongue. What's the first thing you would do if you had a long tongue? I'm not going to tell you. 3.8 inches long tongue, Dan. What would you do with it? What would you do with it? I'd do if I had a long tongue? What's the first thing you would do if you had a long tongue? I'm not going to tell you. 3.8 inches long tongue, Dan. What would you do with it? What would you do with it? I'd have a world record. Take a couple of ribs out.

Oh, Meg. Megan. That was... Do you know what's outrageous about the Marilyn Manson rumour where he removed ribs for that? Was that... That rumour spread without the internet. That's how wild

that rumor was. That was awesome, mate. Someone started that by Paul Maryland. And people were flying all around the country, around the world, just spreading the rumor.

Yeah. Word of mouth. I'm just a weird guy and this rumor started, Paul. Oh, man. Okay, $250 cash up for games.

You got me. If you want to know the inner thoughts of your pet, call us 0800 The Edge, and we will get Linda, our pet psychic, in studio next. Naughty girl. It wouldn't be that. I'd eat ice creams.

If you need some pet advice, or you've always wondered what your pet would say if they could talk, well, you're in luck. We have Linda, our wonderful pet psychic, in studio to read the mind of your cat, dog, bearded dragon, parrot, whatever animal you might have. Yeah, now, Linda, how are you feeling?

We have got to bring up, I guess, the elephant in the room here. We have found some cans of liquor around the studio and have noticed you have been sleeping in Studio B. Yes, well, that's part of the deal for me coming in every day this week is I get a place to stay. Oh. There's no bed in there, Linda. It's just the ground.

Oh, I don't mind. I've never slept on a bed. What? Yes, I'm always doing other stuff apart from sleeping. Right. And I tell you this, as I said the other day, I've just broken up with my husband, so I'm in between houses. Right.

So this is quite a good place, nice, warm place for me to sleep. That's true, that's true. And your drinks, you just got... Alcoholic? Yes. Okay, good. Okay. All right, well, Poppy would like you to tap into the inner thoughts of her animal.

Functioning, I'm a functioning. Functioning, functioning. Yes, very much so. And then maybe, Linda, you can let them know how their pet might go in the Southern Cross Pet Insurance Palsies Pet Awards. Could do. Hey, Poppy, how, you can let them know how their pet might go into Southern Cross Pet Insurance Palsies, the pet awards. Could do. Hey, Poppy, how are you, my darling? Oh, I'm so good.

How are you? Good, good, my dear. She's looking very sprightly for what I know that she went through last night. Yes, yes. I haven't had a shower in four days. Is there showers here, by the way? Yeah, there's definitely showers here. Could have told me.

Right. Now, Poppy, my darling, let me just tap into you. You've got a cat, don't you, my darling? Oh, I do. Okay. Now, your cat is gorgeous, gorgeous little cat. I think it's sort of under five years, so it's still in its adolescence. I just... Oh, gone. She's looking very serious, Poppy. Get prepared.

Poppy, your cat's coming through to me and it's some distressing news, unfortunately, gone. What? She's looking very serious, Poppy. Get prepared. Poppy, your cat's coming through to me and it's some distressing news, unfortunately, Pop. Do you have a partner? Yes. Why is that funny? Seems like a funny thing to laugh at. Anyway, your cat has been seeing your partner with another woman. Pardon?

Oh. Yes. I don't know how to start this to you. Her partner's cheating and the cat's not. And the cat's doing it. And your partner's, he didn't know, obviously. Are you sure it couldn't be his mum or something, Linda? He's not cheating on her with his mum.

No, I just mean that. Are you sure that the cat's not just seeing him with any other woman that could be totally innocent? Oh, yeah. How do you know they're being intimate and he's not just got a friend that he's hanging out with when Poppy's not just seen him with any other woman that could be totally innocent. Oh, yeah, like Ming-Ming's, how do you know they're being intimate and he's not just got a friend that he's hanging out with when Poppy's not around? The cat says that he's seen them having sex. Oh, okay, that's hard.

Yes, that's shocking. I'm sorry that you've had to hear this on national radio, my darling. Now, just, sorry, Poppy. Oh, my gosh. As you absorb that information, Linda, we meant to be talking about whether her cat will do well in the pauses.

Could do. She should do. She should do. She will do. Okay. Yes, she'll do very well in the pauses, actually. And also even better in some sort of detective work. Set up some hidden cameras.

Yes, yes. But I tell you what, Poppy, I think it's all, you know, fixable. Every relationship's fixable, except my previous one, Jesus Christ. So have you noticed your cat Alfie being a little bit off with your partner lately? Poppy, or no? Oh, yeah, really weird. Yeah, see, that explains it.

Phew. Phew. Well, Poppy, I'm going to let you just kind of absorb all of that information. Congratulations, you do get to take home $ kind of absorb all of that information. Congratulations. You do get to take home $500. Oh, leave your part of it. Oh, wow. That's twice as much as we were doing.

$250. Yes. I just don't know where I got that number from. Sorry about that, Polly. $250. Unless Meg's topping it up. No, I'm not. Sorry about that.

You know what? I foresee Meg topping up that $200 out of her earned money. Sorry. I don't know where that number came from. $250 cash going towards you and your pet. So maybe take Alfie out for a little meal since he called your partner out. Yeah, who needs a

boyfriend when you've got $250, am I right? It's your pet's time to shine at the Southern Cross Pet Insurance Pauses. Nominate your cats and dogs now at southerncrosspet.co.nz towards those pauses. It's such a cat thing to do, eh, dog the boys? Yes. Yes.

Someone's text through saying, can Linda help locate my missing cat? No, I can't. Oh. No. Not when they've passed away. Linda. She's in heaven now.

Linda, don't listen to that. Don't listen to it. She has no idea what she's talking about. Linda, you've got to stop drinking. Linda can only do one reading per day. It zaps her energy and then she just starts saying stuff. No, I'm really good at lots of readings.

I get better as I go along. No, no, no, no, no. Cash Trapped is coming up next. Your chance to score cash as well, just like Poppy. Coming up, first song out of 7 o'clock. Thank you, Linda. She's at the Rainbow Bridge, my dear. Clint, Meg and Dan win a share of $50,000.

Cash with the edge. Cash Trapped. Trapped. Trapped. All you have to do is tell us what you need cash for. Meg may do exactly that and give you exactly what you wanted. Then you can take that money and run, or if you're feeling lucky, you can roll the dice

and go with the mystery amount that is strapped to Dan. It may be more, but it definitely has in the past been a lot less. Yeah, it's a bit of a risk, but could it be a calculated risk? That strapped to Dan. It may be more, but it definitely has in the past been a lot less. Yeah, it's a bit of a risk. But could it be a calculated risk? That's up to you. Morning, Crystal. Congratulations, you were playing this morning. Oh, yay! Fantastic. Thank you so much.

Okay, you've won already. That was going to be my name if I was a girl. My mum told me, Crystal. Crystal, really? Yeah. I don't know if you'd suit a Crystal. Oh, would I? Let's put a wig on Clint and see what he looks like. Yeah, I think it might be a crystal. All right, Crystal, what do you need money for this morning?

Okay, we're having a family reunion in a few weeks, and I'm in charge of buying the Easter eggs for a hunt for the kids. Okay. So there's about 25 kids, and I would love some money for eggs because they're so expensive. They are, right? Yeah. Okay. Okay.

25 kids. 25 kids. And adults like eggs too. Oh yeah. There's another 25 adults, that's 50 adults. God, I love chocolate. My wife Hannah's already, I've found her stash. She's already purchased the eggs.

What? Wow. She's very tempted not to touch them. Well, I can see you can get Cadbury Easter Egg Hunting Eggs Hollow. You can get this $22 in a pack for $16. I'll give you $160, which means you'll get, what's that, Clint? There's $22 in a pack, and I'm giving her 10 of them, so 220 eggs. You got it. Oh, that's good math. Really good math. Heaps of them. So 220 eggs. Yeah, that's good math.

Really good math. Heaps of eggs. Okay. Okay, you could do that, Crystal. Or you could risk the money that is strapped to me. Now, previously, over the last few days, I'm going to be honest, it hasn't been great. It hasn't been great for anybody that's gone with me.

But, hey, it's worth the risk if you think that's not enough that what Meg's offered you. I think $160 just to buy Easter eggs. 220 eggs. Bloody good luck hiding them all. Yeah, what do you want to do? I was looking for about $300. $300 for Easter eggs?

Well, yeah, because like the decent sized ones are $14 each. But you're doing an Easter egg hunt. You don't want big eggs hiding them. You hide little eggs for Easter egg hunts. Depends where you're hiding them. You hide little eggs for Easter egg hunts. Depends where you're hiding them. Well, some of the kids are better behaved than others, so they deserve a bigger egg.

Oh, right. Okay. So what do you think? 160 towards it? Or do you want to go risk it and go with the amount strapped to Dan and see if he's got a little more? Oh, let's risk it. Okay. She's not happy. She's not happy with the offer, so she's got a little more. Oh, let's risk it. Okay. She's not happy.

She's not happy with the offer, so she's going to risk it. It's either going to be bigger eggs or no eggs. Okay. Let's see which way you go. Sometimes the risk pays off, though, so let's go into the vest to see the money that is strapped to me. Crystal. Have you had much success with risking stuff before, Crystal?

Nah, not usually. Well, your luck hasn't improved because you've only got $15 from me, unfortunately. I'm so sorry. No! Mmm, yeah, lucky. Oh, there's going to be some fights with the kids when that kid finds the egg and the other three form the cell. Yeah, I'm so sorry, Crystal.

Yeah. All good. Maybe I'll just get sick and not go. Yeah, you won't be yourself. That's another option. Yourself food poisoning. Yeah. All right.

Yeah. Because we're like, why isn't there eggs? Wow, Crystal was sick. All right, back again at 8 o'clock. That's the game sometimes. Okay, next, a friend of the show, Ash Linden. She's an Australian broadcaster and author. She's a very, very talented woman and

she has written a sexy book about her husband who happens to be our boss's boss who works here. So romantic. Imagine that, reading a sexy erotic novel about your boss. Oh, the joys. Oh my god, I cannot wait. Clint, Megan, Dan.

You may or may not have heard the name Ash London. She's an Australian radio and TV personality. And she's recently actually moved over to New Zealand. She's now working a little night show over at More FM, a different radio station. But her husband is also our boss's boss now. So AB is our boss's boss. And that's her hubby. And she has just released a book where she has written a little story that may or may not be about their love story.

It's called Love on the Air. If you want to listen to the full 15-minute chat, you can text podcast to 3343. But obviously the bit we're going to play you is the bit we were the most intrigued by about how factual the book and the detailings of their hookup are to what actually happened in real life. Because there is something interesting about reading a book about your boss's boss and their sexcapades. Take a listen. Your partner is our boss, essentially, isn't he?

And he's an amazing boss. He is the best. He's a cool man. He's such a great man. But there's something about knowing that he has been written in a smutty way in a book. Oh, Mr. Smooth Guy. How we met you at a bar. Let me say, if it was me and AB's real love story, this is what's real.

I worked in radio and I fell in love with my boss. But our love story would be a one-page, A4, one-sided. They met. They knew they were going to get married that night. They got married. Very boring. So I've turned it into something quite fictionalised. And AB's not as smooth as Leo Billings, who is there.

Oh, is he not? Because I've read the book and I said to the boys, because they now have their copies to read, and I was like, he's pretty smooth. Did I not say that this morning? She goes, wow, yeah, he's really smooth. And I was like, oh, okay, I can see that. I mean, we see a different side of him than obviously you do.

Yeah, he had great banter. I fell in love with the banter. There's good banter between Alex and Leo, but I think in real life, AB was pretty stoked that I knew he existed. Like, I'm cool. Would you say that to his face or not? Absolutely. He knows. Come on, he's met me. Like knew he existed. Like, I'm cool. Would you say that to his face or not? Absolutely.

He knows. Come on, he's met me. Like, he knows. That's good because he's in the producer booth listening to this. Don't put him on. How did he take it when he found out that he was essentially the main character in a smut book? Well, how would you take it? Knowing that tens of thousands of people are going to read about you

being a total, like, you know. Hundreds of thousands. This is going to be a top, top film. Thank you so much, man. I think if I was portrayed well, I'd be stoked. Well, he's portrayed very well. Good. Very well, I thought.

I come off looking like a Hollywood, like, star. I'm definitely not that suave in real life. I'm thinking about right now how I'm going to construct the sentence in my head. Being respectful because you are also my boss's wife. Just say the words. Okay, as an author who writes smut then, is the way that your friends in that treat you after reading these types of books,

is it kind of different? Because now they think, oh, you must be this absolute sex goddess who's like horny all the time or whatever to be able to write stuff. That's what I am. Well, yeah, correct. Ding, ding, ding. Yes. Totally.

I get it, though. You wonder, like, people read what you've written and do they see you different. And like I said, I had a hardcore sex scene in this book, which I removed. So my best friend Claudia read it. She's the only person who read it. And she was like, babe, that was hot.

But she agreed that it was unnecessary in the story. So and this is kind of one reference to some, can I say Cunning Lingus on the radio? Oh, God, yes. It's a reference, and that's all it is. But I promise you, it's romantic, but it's not smutty, this book. The next one will be, but this is like, it doesn't count. So, I'm uncomfortable with it.

And now after this, I'll be ready for people to read the filth that is in my mind. I'm intrigued. So, Love on the Air is in bookstores now if you want to check it out and you can text podcast to listen to the full chat. Podcast at 3343. We'd love to know though, how did you end up hooking up with your boss? You tell us what happened, like how you hooked up the very first time

and we'll guess if you are still together based on their hookup. Oh, I like that. Whether you're married now with kids, or you're like, no, no, no, I don't work there anymore. Good way to climb the ranks in a business. Is it? Isn't it? Let's be honest. I mean, it's probably not the easy way out.

As much as people would think it is, it probably would be a little messy. If I was single, I'd be bloody all over Casey. I'd climb him like a tree. I don't know if Casey would actually promote you for that. Right. I don't know if that's something that he would... It's a real all or nothing play when you just make a move on him. There's a risky one, isn't there?

Yeah. Might pay off. Okay, I went under the edge. How did you end up hooking up with your boss? Tell us about that first time, and we will try and guess if you're still together or not. We can disguise your voice as well if that's what we need to do to get your story.

The Clint, Meg and Dan Podcast. A book that is out now talks about the hookup with her and her now husband, although I think she's used a bit of creative licence. The interesting thing about this book is her partner is our boss's boss. So we're reading a story about our boss's boss's hookup that he's now married to with a kid.

But apparently it's much more dramatised than their real love. Like, I don't think he's actually that good. I've read some of the scenes. Boy, oh boy. What about this one? He said they're not telling a story about himself specifically, but they said a co-worker left her boyfriend for five years for her boss.

She was 19. The boss was 50. It didn't last long. But she said, I always got to go home early because I always wanted to hook up at the back. I guess that's one thing, but that makes me feel very uncomfortable. Meg, don't look at the text. I'm going to get you to guess

here. Okay, go on. On a work trip with my boss, we went out and got a bit tipsy and we ended up back at his hotel room. Are they still together now? Work trip with boss went back to the hotel room. No. No, I don't think

so either. Together for three years, getting married at the end of this year. Maybe it depends if they were with somebody else at the time. Because if they're both single... Someone else has texted through saying that they had a revenge hookup with their boss. I don't know what that means.

Maybe they were fired? Revenge hookup? Or like, it could be that they just used their boss to get revenge off the nuts. True, true. We were hooking up for about three weeks before I made a decision. So are they still together?

No. No, correct. Yeah, because as we go... Yeah, rebounds. Rebound or revenge sex? Probably not. What do you mean? So are they still together? No. No, correct. Yeah, rebounds. Rebound or revenge sex? Probably not. What do you mean? All right, let's go to the voice disguiser.

You got a set up, Clinton? One, two, yeah. Okay. All right, so this is a non-misnamed. Steph, good morning. Hi. Hi, Steph. You are disguised.

Okay. Tell us about the first time you hooked up with your boss. I was a personal assistant and we went away to Queenstown for a work trip and we had a few drinks and, yeah, we slept together. He was married. Okay, so it's a similar one to the text. Did you say he or she was married? She was married? He was married.

He was married. Oh, he was married. Okay. And did he say things like, I'm going to leave her for you? Like, would you make promises? I kind of left it up to him, but it was kind of like I had a hold on him,

like, because obviously, you know, we had this dirty secret. True. Was it just a... Filthy. Shadow City romance. I think they're not together anymore. No. Yeah, I think it was a... Filthy. Out of city romance. I think we're not together anymore. No.

I think it was a one night thing. No, we're not together. Was it just the one time? There were multiple times. Not saying how many. Okay. Oh my goodness me. It's something about like a boss.

That's a risky thing. Right now there are women driving to work whose partner sometimes goes to Queenstown for work who's like, uh, what? There's a lot of conferences in Queenstown. Yeah. What were you saying about something about a boss? No.

Boss Casey and AP are listening. Go on. No, no, no. I was actually going to... Like, I was being serious here. I think it is a risky move, right? Because it can really go one of two ways. It can go really well and you become, your boss becomes your wife or your husband, you know.

Or it ends horribly in a messy situation and you're having to either go to work and face that every day or it ends a career, you know. So it's a risky thing to do. Career end of that one. Yeah. Hey, we're going to get into the Gen Z quiz with, is Web Gilbella here? She is.

Nice. Okay, if she gets a perfect score, she never has to play again. But that hasn't looked likely in the past. If you're a millennial, it's like it should be the easiest quiz you ever hear. But if you're a Gen Z, I think you struggle. I've gone really easy with the questions today.

Like, I think it's the, we've been playing this for over a year now. I think this is the easiest quiz. Oh, wow. Okay. Oh, Bella. Look at the smile on her face. All right, let's see how you go with the Gen Z quiz right after Headlines in 3 on the Edge. Clint, Megadam, let's go.

Girl Bella joins us in studio. She has 24 Gen Z and we're putting her through the Gen Z quiz. We don't normally do this, but if you get a perfect score, we're going to give you a double pass to our must-see movie, Minecraft, in cinemas,

two days, starring Jack Black and Jason Momoa. Oh, okay. Am I getting the double pass? What's that? Am I getting the double pass? You get the double pass if you get a perfect score. Oh, okay.

Oh, good. Very generous. Very generous. Yeah, you're stealing listener prizes if you can get a perfect score. I'll also give you this pen. Oh, my gosh. I've always wanted that. Yeah, this Office Max pen. Very generous. Yeah, stealing listener prizes if you can get a perfect score. I'll also give you this pen. Oh my gosh, I've always wanted that pen. Yeah, this Office Max pen, very rare.

Okay, here's your first question, Bella. This is an easy one to start. CCs were a type of what? We talked about this the other week, I swear. It was the slogan. Any CCs are tasting? Not that you're going to get a point for that now. Nah. Yes, we haven't done a question

around CCs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Delicious corn chips and tangi barbecue. I would have liked corn chips. Corn chips. Oh yeah, I said cereal last time. I'll give it to you. So that's one from one. Here we go. Your perfect score so far. Cool. Play along at home. 3, 3, 4, 3

if you get the answer before Bella. Bella, your second question. What is this the theme tune for? American Idol. No. Yeah. American Idol. Wait, did you want to change that?

No. Correct. I was going to say America's Next Top Model, but... Okay. No, you did it. Okay, that's two. Two for two. This is the first time we've got two from two ever in Gen Z Quiz.

This could be a clean sweep for Bella. Okay, here we go. Your third question. We're getting a little bit harder from here on. Who sings this song? Shaggy. I got three from three. Are we going full five?

Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go. This is iconic. For me, yes. Yes. Okay. Everyone else listening who's a millennial is like, what? These are the easiest questions in the world.

Just remember. Okay. Oh, my goodness me. Don't lose on this one, Bella. I mean it. Don't lose on this one. Okay, I'm ready. Name the icons singing the song.

She's got a big look on her face. You can tell them icons. Oh, the top twins. She's got it. It's four from four. Bella, Bella, Bella, you don't need to ever get this much. You only get five out of five. And then I can have the double pass.

He said he'd won. He was the only person even to have won. Okay. Oh, my God. Can I just explain how massive this is? We've been playing this game. For years. For years.

I'd say over a year. We've never got him four out of five. Never got four out of five, let alone a clean sweep five from five. If she gets this, we never play again. Aw. Sucks. Well, Bella, I think the question you just answered was the hardest of the lot.

Oh, my God. So I think you got question five. Yeah, so my odds are good. Okay. Your final question to win the Gen Z quiz and take away this Office Max pen and a ticket to the movies. Bella, name this movie. You're impossibly fast and strong.

Your skin is pale white and ice cold. Your eyes change colour. And sometimes you speak like you're from a different time. You never eat or drink anything. You don't go out in the sunlight. How old are you? 17. How long have you been 17?

A while. A while. I'm the guy and he ages backwards. Oh, can I help her? No! No help! No help! Don't look at him!

Don't look at anyone! Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know! Okay, what movie is it, Bella? Yeah? Clint, shut up! No help! Bella! Clint!

I'm trying to remember the name! I know it's Benjamin Button! You know it's Benjamin Button! Yeah, I do! But I can't... And what's his name? And he's a hottie. Uh-oh, Brad Pitt.

Brad Pitt. What's the movie called? Age of Adaline? No. Is that what you're looking at? Age of Adaline. That's incorrect. Benjamin Button is the movie with Brad Pitt.

But it's not. That was Twilight, you idiot. Yeah. How dare you? I can't. Yeah. How dare you. I can't believe this. How dare you not know Twilight? Twilight? Bella.

Wait, that was Twilight. That was Twilight. Your name's the same as the lead character. That was Bella discovering he was a bloody vampire. You heard him ageing like he was only 17 and then you thought it was the Benjamin Button movie. I am devastated. We were this close.

Absolutely devo. I also really love Twilight. Give were this close. Absolutely devo. I also really love Twilight. Give me that Office Max pen back. Yeah, give that back. Becky from Christchurch, you go and enjoy Minecraft, the movie. It is out today. That is all yours because it is not Bella's.

Oh my gosh, I'm embarrassed. Becky, do you also want an Office Max pen? No. No. Thank you, Becky. Just the double pass to the Minecraft movie. Cool. Fair enough.

All right, we'll be back. That is the closest you've ever gotten. It felt good, though. I mean, it was the best score ever, but still. Until you thought Twyla was Benjamin Button, I feel like you undid all your homework. I can see how you got there. Okay, thank you, Web Gilbella.

No worries. Thank you, guys. Oh, no, thank you for the laughs. Someone's told worries. Thank you, guys. Oh, no, thank you for the laughs. Someone's told you to get in the bin. All right, Meg's got a scandal update

we're going to get to next. Have you seen me scribbling away in the background here, boys? Yes. You think, oh, Meg's distracted again. No, I've been working.

I finally have the costs of Meg and Marco's items that she's selling, her jams and stuff. Oh, God. They are unfortunately sold out. I was dying to surprise Dan that I had some. Oh, my goodness.

They are sold out, but I have worked out how much these are versus things that you can get in New Zealand and the market. I prefer Amethyst. Oh, yeah, right. We are going to be talking about Amethyst quite a bit next year. Yeah, really? Oh, thank God.

Clint, Megan, Dan. Spinky Boots. I'm in love with the a leap of break my heart Played last night in Auckland Playing again tomorrow night Also covered Lords Royals Hell of a show if you've seen videos on social You were saying that she's got a special guest on Friday night

Could be Lord Could be Lord, could be Benny, could be Teeks I don't know who it's going to be. Yeah, cool. Look forward to that. Yeah, it'll be exciting. Oh, I was going to say something, but I won't, because it's a surprise.

It's good. Okay, I have gone through Meghan Markle's website. She released just a few hours ago. She is completely sold out of her As Ever line. I did have, unfortunately, I did have email alerts because I wanted to buy some as a gift for Dan, our daddy boy, and he could have some of Meghan's jam. But they got released at like 2 in the morning,

so not worth it for me, I must say, even though I really did. I'm glad you didn't because I wouldn't have wanted it. I would have given it away to someone. Dan's not the biggest fan of Meghan if you're new to the show. Yeah, if you didn't because I wouldn't have wanted it. I would have given it away to someone. I would have given it away to someone. Dan's not the biggest fan of Megan if you're new to the show. Yeah, if you didn't know. Can't stand it. Okay, so I've gone through it, and I'm not a Megan fan. I'm not a Megan fan.

I've just gone through the prices of what it would cost to get her things. So if you get a Megan Markle Raspberry Jam, it is— I worked it out to New Zealand dollars by the way does this include shipping no no shipping so I don't know how much shipping is

because I can't put anything in my cart because it's sold out so I would have looked at it otherwise $15.70 for a jar of jam 225 grams

and if you got anathoth's raspberry jam it's $6.90 but for double the size 455 grams unbelievable now think about this so it works out to be if you wanted to have It's $6.90, but for double the size, 455 grams. Unbelievable. Now think about this. So it works out to be if you wanted to have a piece of toast with 20 grams,

so a tablespoon of raspberry jam of anathos, it's 30 cents per piece of toast. And Megan's, it's $1.40 per piece of toast. One of the most privileged people in the world selling jams on a website after she's released a Netflix TV show and there's stuff going on in the world selling jams on a website after she's released a Netflix TV show and there's stuff going on in the world that's going on right now and she's

expecting $15 a jar. You can't, with the stuff going on in the world, she can't just go around moping all her life. She still has to get on with it.

She's rich already though, Clint. She's rich already. Okay. Yeah, but somebody else has probably got a financial interest in what she's doing Well they sold out

so they sell That's the thing like in the end if people are buying them Price and demand If anything she probably hasn't sold them for enough Yeah they've completely

sold out that quickly they were obviously too cheap So then I went to her crepe mix Her crepe mix is 450 grams Edmunds original pancake mix

We don't really have a crepe mix here They are slightly different recipes Edmunds has no sugar and no vanilla powder, but it does have egg powder, and Megan's has sugar and vanilla in it. Hers is $25

for a pack, and Edmunds is $4.69. Very different, though, because I guess it is organic crepe mix, which is, again, boutique-y versus, like, absolutely mass-produced Edmunds. And you'd drop $25 on some crepes at a cafe? But that would have mascarpone, like, sauces, everything.

And it's already made. Okay. There's wildflower, honeycomb honey with wildflower and honeycomb inside the jar. It is limited edition. They only did one batch of it with these bees. $50. Bad, but also honey is also mentally expensive, no matter where you go. What were the difference with her bees?

What do you mean? Like, were they a special type of bee? They were queen bees. Queen bees. They were only made by queen bees. Or princess bees. I've got two more to go through. I think they used to be princess bees.

Okay. Her lemon ginger tea, it's $21 for a box or $1.75 for a tea bag because you only get 12 in the box. Twining's, it's 40 in the box. Same ingredients bar one thing. Although Megan's is organic, it's 19 cents for a tea bag. And last one. Sorry, I'm more of a Dilma guy.

If you haven't, do try it. Thank you for that. Or don't do the accent. I like Red Seal personally. And you can get some dried flowers. You can get dried flowers from Megan. You get five grams in a little container. Rose, blue cornflower, calendula, and hibiscus.

It's $26 for the five grams of flowers. $5.20 for one gram. Or you can go to the Secret Kiwi Kitchen for $10.99 and get rose, cornflower, calendula, and blue mellow for $10.99 or $1.99. So four times less the cost. You'd want a video message from Megan A going, hey, Dan, thanks so much for your purchase. Enjoy the jam.

Almost like a cameo shout out. I want to see her. If I'm spending $15 on a little glass thing of jam. Yeah. Is it glass at least? It's a glass thing of jam. Okay, good. I want to see a video of her putting it together

and mixing and crushing the strawberries. She has put that online. If you do, you wouldn't see. I want to see a video of her putting it together and mixing and crushing the strawberries myself. She has put that online if you do and see. I want to personalise one if you're going to hear that. Demands. He has demands.

Alana sticks through saying she's so much of a narcissist she's probably brought her own jam. I don't think even she can afford it to be honest with you. Hey, the Edge Breakfast

are encouraging the whole country to come together April 9th for the Big Bang, a night to reconnect with your partner and our friends at Choco Lust heard about it and they've given us some prize packs to give away to help ignite the spark. So if you want to get your hands

on those, give us a call. 0800 EDGE and we'll sort you out. You can buy Choco Lust at your local chemist warehouse and I feel like I need to get you to say that last line. I feel like it's a bit of a sexy one. So I'll email it to you and you can deliver that. Well, I just think it'd be much of a sexy one. So I'll email it to you. And you can deliver that.

That's my job, is it? Okay, delicious. Well, I just think it'd be much, I think the client would much prefer you doing it. I don't think Dan and I could do it justice. No, we can't. Oh, I don't know about that. Someone in particular has been abstaining

until the 9th of April. Maybe we'll check in and see how that's going. Clint, Meg and Dan. A great relationship was in a dead fish place. Life was busy, sex had vanished. Was it actually over? Wait. The edge began to scheme, the studio began to steam.

Clint, Meg and Dan said, hey, then why not six for all? Let's have an orgasm. You, me and your mum and the guy that lives next door to me. We're all gonna have a big bang. Again, not an orgy if that's the first time you've heard that. It's just wanting to talk about this time, actually, this time next week. Yesterday, so six days to go until the big bang. April 9th on hump day.

We want to reignite the spark with relationships. If you feel like it's gotten a little stale, we actually have ChocoLust that has gone on board. We're partnering with them. They have given us some prize packs. Decadent dark chocolate infused with herbs to... You've got to do it in your proper sexy voice. Yeah, do it in your voice.

You know the voice that you used to use on The Rock? Chris, Dad, Mum, whoever else is close to me, turn the radio off. Okay. It's my family. I think they appreciate you singing. Oh, they don't. No, my brother does not. No No my brother doesn't even listen anymore Meg does the sexy voice too often

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Paige you've been with your partner for nine years. You've got two kids and you're keen to get on board with the Big Bang. Yes, definitely.

We are one of the couples that does it more often. So it would probably work out anyway. Oh, so you're just showing off. Yeah, good for you. Any excuse, hey Paige?

No, just a victory lap next Wednesday. Alright, Paige, we're going to send you out that prize pack, okay, so you can enjoy with your partner. Yeah. And if you rip through it and you need a top up,

you can pick it up at your local chemist's warehouse. Okay. Well, we do know Paige is on board. Somebody similar to Paige is Clint's mum, Christine. She was our very first person who wanted to get on board with the big band, but we did say that she needed to make sure that her husband John and Clint's dad was also king. And you should run it by Dags.

He has to be in on the idea as well. Oh my gosh, I wouldn't even have to say anything. Brilliant. I'd only have to give him the come on and it would only take two seconds and he'd be in like Flynn. Oh, there he goes. Okie dokie. Yeah, in like Flynn. Who was

Flynn? I don't know. Yeah, who was Flynn? And then Clint, you did see your dad at a family gathering just a couple of days ago, a few days ago. My favourite thing. You asked him about the big bag. Yeah, I wasn't sure if it had sort of come across his radar at the time or not, but turns out, no, he'd heard of it.

Yeah, I'm cutting down the hours of the day, mate. He's waiting. Saving myself. What's happening on the 9th? I'm going to bed for about three hours, mate. Three hours? You couldn't last that long. Bloody hell.

Bloody hell. Bloody hell, I will. Here he is, the man himself, John. Good morning. Morning, Deb. Clint's dad. Morning, John. John, have you stuck to your abstinence? Sort of.

Oh, yuck! Oh, sort of. That's even worse than saying yes. So he's done something. Not for the questions, Your Honour. No, I have plenty of questions, Clint, actually. What does that mean, sort of? Yeah.

So you haven't gone the full way, maybe? Not quite as often. Been saving myself. Not quite as often? That means you haven't been... So wait, so you have done it? Oh, yes. It was days ago that you...

I couldn't wait. I couldn't wait that long. Couldn't wait that long. I couldn't wait a week. Man, you make so much sense when you're his dad he really does chip off the old block

okay so your mum's got a new diary I don't think you rock a diary do you dad how are you going to remember I remember that day okay

can you maybe from now like promise us that you'll just wait till the 9th well that's a week away unbelievable unbelievable From now, promise us that you'll just wait till the 9th. Well, that's a week away. Unbelievable.

You've got a whole weekend in between there, Dan. I like you, Dan, but I don't like you that much. Right. Okay. My goodness me. I wish, I hope I'm like you at your age, John. Incredible, John. An absolute inspiration. All right.

Well, we'll be calling you on the Thursday, I imagine. You might be a bit tired, but we'll make sure that you and Christine followed through. Oh, yeah, I'm looking forward to it. I bet you are. That's how it all goes. Yeah, you don't need to let us all know how it goes. Maybe I could sit out at that part of the show.

No. No, we want you here. All right, thank you, Dad. Back to fishing or whatever you're doing. Do what? Retired life. How's it treating you?

Is it all good? Very good. My mum's away at the moment for a day or two. Oh, okay. So at least two days you won't be doing it? No.

Fortunately. Fortunately. Okay. He sounds a bit sad about it. Yeah, he did sound really down just being here. Checking on your dad, Clint. Yeah. Okay. He sounds a bit sad about it. Yeah, he did sound really down just then. Chicken on your dad, Clint. Just don't do it on the 9th. You know he'll be over then.

Cash Trapped is up next. Let us know what you need cash for on 0800 The Edge. And Meg will offer it to you. You can take and run or go with the mystery amount strapped to Dan instead. Clint, Meg and Dan. A share of $50,000. Cash. With The Edge. Cash Trapped. Trapped. All right, Meg is Dan have a share of $50,000. Cash. With the edge.

Cash trapped. Trapped. All right, Meg is going to offer you a cash amount. You can take it and run. Get that into your account ASAP or roll the dice. You can go with the mystery amount that is strapped to Dan.

That is what somebody did an hour ago and Dan had $30. Yeah, $30. I mean, it's still not nothing. Oh, it's close to it, though. Yeah, considering Meg offered them like $200 almost. Yeah. Let's go to Peter's playing this morning.

Hey, Peter. Morning, team. How's it going? Pete, good, right? What do you need cash for, Pete? Well, Fiance and I just bought a new house, and we have a lawn, which we never had before, so we're in need of a lawnmower.

Oh, you didn't have grass. Look at you upgrading with a bit of a backyard. Good for you. That's exciting. Is it a big backyard? It's not huge

but it was mowed just before we moved in and we've been there a couple of weeks so we're probably going to need to give it a mow in it. Okay.

One of the great joys of life mowing your own lawn. You know, when you first buy a house and mow it, I feel like it's a really nice thing to do. Do you know what I think is even better than just mowing your own lawn? What? Mowing it without an engine on it.

You know, those little push ones. Oh, Meg does not have a lot of money if she's trying to sell you on a push mower. I think if you're going to have your first lawn, you really need to feel it, Peter. And I think with an Osito push reel lawnmower

for $89 from Bunnings, that's going to make you really appreciate those points of grass. Sounds like you're now doing a paid post for Bunnings.

Yeah. I got $90 for you, Peter. Oh, come on. He rang up. $90. $90, Peter. That's a lot of money for making a phone call. Do you know what, Peter. Oh, come on. He rang up. $90. Peter, that's a lot of money for making a phone call. Do you know what, Peter?

If you go with the cash trap to Dan and it's not more, you'd still be able to go, oh, good. I don't want an engine-less lawnmower anyway. Oh, my God. Put some hard gacker in it. Really feel that lawn. Hey, you know what? I'd ignore what Meg's just told you there.

Oh, lazy. And don't get a push mower. Get something that does it for you. Oh, a robotic lawnmower. Yeah. Yeah, now we're talking. Yes. Lazy.

You can watch that thing mow your lawns while you sip on a beautiful glass of red wine. Save even more money. Cancel your gym membership. Just do it because you're mowing your lawns by hand. No one's getting abs from mowing lawns. No one's doing that. Robot does sound good.

Yeah, have you seen Jimbo's? Or Jim, or whatever his name is? He's not rocking a six-pack. Jimbo's is a dog food. Yeah, Jim's mowing your thing off-cliff. All right, what do you want to do, Pete? You've got 89 bucks. We'll go with the mystery amount strapped to Dan.

I appreciate the offer. I've been staring off a $30 offer here before. I think I'm going to go with the mystery amount strapped to Dan? I appreciate the offer. I've been staring off a $30 offer here before. I think I'm going to go with Dan. Yeah, I think that's a wise choice. Good call. She's lowballed you, mate. Okay. Pete is going to the money that is strapped to me.

I've gone into the vest. How about that? Let's go, boy. Okay, you want a lawnmower for your brand new house. How much is a robotic lawnmower? Remember, look. Okay. Three grand or something?

Three grand? Yeah, two thousand. For your robo-mate to mum emotion. Okay. You're not going to get one of those, right? Okay. But you could, I guess, put a down payment on one of $300. Hey!

Yeah! Well done. That's all right. That's probably good. Yeah, good, man. Or you could get like a, I reckon you could probably get a good, decent secondhand lawnmower for that with a motor. Yeah, that's perfect. That's amazing.

Thank you so much, team. Well done, Peter. Well played. Good luck mowing the lawns, mate. Enjoy that. You know, when you get frustrated, you go, oh, I've got to do the lawns again just for me. My glass is half full. It's nice to have a lawn to be able to mow.

True. Exactly. All right, next on the show, Beat That Coincidence. Oh, it always gets heated in studios, isn't it, about what is a coincidence and if it's actually impressive enough. Yeah, these boys have very different takes on what impresses them.

Dan doesn't like anything to do with weddings and dates and birthdays. Clint quite likes those ones. Yeah. I love overseas bump-ins. Yeah. I think a date, something that correlates with a date,

just isn't exciting. Okay. But a meeting overseas of your long lost sister on a boat that was sinking and you saved her, now that's a coincidence. Clint, Meg and Dan.

Okay, beat that coincidence. We love hearing your coincidental stories. And we love it when you go, I've got a better one than that. And then you call up and you trump them. Yeah. An even crazier coincidence that is almost too hard to believe. Meg, we've been doing this for a few weeks now. And I don't know about you guys, but I've been getting DMs from people.

Like, telling me their coincidences to see if I like it. And I tell you what, I've had, since we, I think they're getting better and better as we go along. I was seeing this one the other day. I was wondering if I could read it to you guys because this blew me away. This is from Natalie. So she said, my dad lives in a national park in Australia. It's the remnants of a volcano that blew itself up very violently, so it's quite hilly terrain. One day we were sitting out

on his deck when we see a hang glider come halfway down the valley and it didn't look like it had a nice landing. We decided to go and investigate and try and help. So we got in the car, we drove 10 minutes down to reach the spot. We headed over to the guy who was standing next to a very damaged glider. The pilot

staring at us in shock. He gets up, stammers, and says, Jack, is that you referring to this girl's dad? My dad, who hasn't seen his childhood friend in 35 years, shouts, oh my God, Tim, they both grew up in grey-mouthed New Zealand. Goosebumps. Found each other randomly after a glider crash in New South Wales, Australia. Goosebumps!

Now that is a coincidence, right? In a different country, crashing a glider, and the person that comes to rescue you is your friend from three decades ago. That, yeah, you haven't seen since. That's mental. Unbelievable, right? Actually, I know that's the best one that we've had so far, but I actually think Ruby, who's on the phone, might have a better one.

Yeah, a better one! Well, yeah, I don't know. best one that we've had so far, but I actually think Ruby, who's on the phone, might have a better one. Yeah, a better one. Well, yeah, I don't know. I've seen Ruby's. Yeah? I mean, that's obvious. It's very good. It's very dramatic. Can you put music like this behind Ruby's too

to give her a good shot clip? Yeah. All right, Ruby. And now, what's your coincidence? Okay, Ruby. Oh, don't do that. Okay, we'll do Ruby's next. Okay, we'll do Ruby's next.

I think it's good. I think it impresses me. We've got away from my brother's birthdays the same as my cousin's. Like, that is not a coincidence to me. Well, it is a coincidence. It's just not an impressive one to Dan. No, it's not worthy of calling. The problem is the bar's going to get too high, Meg,

and no one's going to call anymore. I know, I get worried too. You can't do hang glider accidents in New South Wales every day. I disagree. Everybody's got a accidents in New South Wales every day. I disagree. Everybody's got a coincidence in their life that's happened that they're like, man, I couldn't explain that. Can you beat that coincidence? Or at least come close?

The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Okay, let's go to Zee first. Hey, Zee. Hey, kia ora. Kia ora, Zee. Great name, first of all. Thank you, thank you. name, first of all. Thank you. Thank you. Yes, so my coincidence.

So in 2018, I decided to take a gap year. And I went to Shanghai, China to study Chinese. Okay. And while I was there in the student apartment, I made friends with a Japanese girl and we'd like talk and hang out. And she said that the girl that lives next to her is also from New Zealand. At that point, I was like, well, I'm not halfway around the world

just to be other New Zealanders. So I was like, yeah, that's all good. But later on, she found out that I spoke Maori and the Japanese girl said, oh, the girl that lives next to me speaks Maori. And so, yeah, so we decided to meet up, have dinner, and I knocked on the door and I was like, and she's like, aye.

I was like, do you speak Maori? And she's like, yep. And so we became really good friends. We're in the same language class. And it was pretty cool because, you know, a lot of people, every one of them knew either English or Chinese. So when we wanted to speak privately, we'd speak to our Maori.

And what percentage, Z, would you say of Maori people actually speak to their Maori? Fluently. Well, I'm not too sure, but it's definitely on the rise. Yeah, it's coming up, right? But to meet somebody else from New Zealand on the other side of the world that speaks to their Maori, it's pretty crazy.

It's up there, so it sets the bar pretty high. Very good. Thanks, Z. Thank you, Z. Okay. Let's go to Susie and then we'll do Ruby's one last. Oh, yeah, make him say Ruby's got a great one. Morning, Susie.

What's your coincidence? Hi. So my parents started building a house and I was always going over to the park and I met a girl and she lived three houses down. So we went to each other's houses and our fathers got talking and found out that we were third cousins. So their grandmothers on each side, like, I don't know the whole story of it, but we are related. So, yeah, we were related. What, so you just started playing with a random kid at the park and they were related to you yes and we we're still friends well friends but still

family family yeah wow New Zealand is so small it is and that's why I'd go it is a coincidence yes and it's it's a decent one but I wouldn't say it's not hang glider level no it's a decent one. But I wouldn't say it's not hang glider level. No, it's good. And Dan's the third cousin, not first. Yeah, you know, like it's plausible. Give me that music that you had before with Dan's hang glider story.

You want some? Okay. Yeah, from Ruby's. Hi, Ruby. Good morning. Morning. Now, Ruby, between you and I,

I've really taught this one up, so please add some drama. You better be good. I was just thinking that. I was like, it's actually not that good. I know, sorry. Well, I've really leaned in, so can you just add some stuff? Hold on, reset, Ruby. I was just thinking that. I was like, it's actually not that good. I know, sorry. Well, I've really leaned in,

so can you just add some stuff? Hold on, reset, Ruby. Now, just trust yourself, okay? Here we go, Ruby. Here we go. What's your coincidence?

So, me, I went to Bay Dreams in 2021, and then me and all my friends were like in the mosh pit, I suppose, and there was a tall guy in front of me, so I was like, hey, can you take a photo of me and my friends?, like, in the mosh pit, I suppose. And there was a tall guy in front of me,

so I was like, hey, can you take a photo of me and my friends? He thought it would be really funny to take a selfie and save it on Snapchat. Oh, yeah, crack up. Yeah, everyone does. Yeah, hilarious. Good one. And then a year later, you know how you get your Snapchat memories, I was scrolling through them with my boyfriend,

who was my boyfriend of like three months. No. And the photo of this guy comes up and I just like tapped through it because I was like, I don't want the awkward question of, oh, who's this random guy? And I would be like, I don't know, some random. And he goes, no, go back. And I was like, oh God, here we go. So I did that.

And then he goes, that's me. And I was like, what? What? And it looked goes, that's me. And I was like, what? And he looked nothing like that. So a year earlier, she asked a random guy in a mosh pit to take a photo of her and her friends. He was silly and took a selfie. They had no contact past that point. They just went their separate ways,

but somehow came together and are now together for the, how many years now, Ruby? It'll be coming up four. Four years. That is a coincidence. Have we all thought of the alternative? That he had your Snapchat and he got hold of your Snapchat name and then he stalked you behind the scenes for about six months

and then eventually started dating you from that moment. Oh, God, it's been his plan all along. No, Clinton? Maybe. I don't think so. How did you meet then, Ruby? How did you actually meet and start dating? Yeah.

Well, he would say we just bumped into each other. It's not looking good. This will be great for our next segment. Beat that stalker. It was on Tinder. I wonder how he got hold of your username. I'm scared enough. No, maybe he didn't. Maybe of your username. Yeah. Oh, Ruby. Oh, my goodness. No, maybe he didn't.

Maybe he didn't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's amazing about this beautiful love story that we're meant to be? Fate. Serendipity. Serendipity.

Yes. After six months of stalking, they're living. Come back to that photo. That's me. I love that story. I thought that was so cool. Yeah, that's great.

No, I don't think he stalked you behind the scenes for ages, Ruby. Definitely not. Unlikely. Yeah, that's awesome. No, I don't think he's talked you behind the scenes for ages, Ruby. Definitely not. Unlikely. Yeah. It's more likely that a random guy in a mosh pit just bumped into you down the track and you started dating him. Stop it, Clint.

Sometimes these stories, I hear them. The more and more I hear them, and I'm not a believer of higher powers and all that stuff, but sometimes you just go, wow, how has that even happened? Crazy. Oh, Ruby, you got the high watermark. That's a tough one to beat. Next time we'll beat that coincidence. ASB Imposter Cash, we got $500 to give away before 9 o'clock.

So we'll do that in about 20 minutes. But next, we test again Meg's sixth sense. I feel she was hard done by when people said it was a failure and then Meg doesn't have this special ability. I think we did it on the wrong day. I would say we just proved that I can't do it, Clint. No, I feel like we've got to give you another go, Meg, and I'll tell you why it didn't work the first time next.

The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. This is the Specific Specialist. Meg has a specialty, but it is very specific. She predicted Megan Fox's baby 24 hours before it was public knowledge. So can Meg guess your due date within two weeks either side? That's the margin error because babies, you know, typically can come two weeks early or two weeks late. And we're going to see if she can.

We did say we'd give special treatment to anyone named Megan who's pregnant because we're unsure if that's how her powers work. No one's called through called Megan, unfortunately. So we're just going to have to hope, Meg, that your ability is to predict a due date. Now, Meg, quick question, because I think for these powers to work, I mean, you think of every superhero that's ever been.

They believe in their powers. You know, you're Spider-Man, you're Superman, you're Batman. Well, not at the start. They're kind of almost dumbfounded. That's true, actually. And Batman is a bad example. He doesn't even have powers.

He doesn't have powers. His powers is money. He's very rich and he can pay for stuff. Okay. So you're willing to be convinced that you've got a power? Oh, absolutely. I hope I have a power. Okay, good.

I really do. Let's go to Tasha first. Morning, Tasha. Morning. I'm not sure how many questions Meg's allowed to Tasha first. Morning, Tasha. Morning. I'm not sure how many questions Meg's allowed to ask before we start going, ah. You know, like, obviously trimesters, that'd be completely out of the question. Morning sickness, I think, would be fine, wouldn't it?

Cravings? No, but that's mostly at the start. I think she's not really allowed many questions, Clint. Okay. Can I at least hear her voice? All she said is morning. Sure. You can talk to her. Hi, Tash. How are you? Hey. How are you Clint? Okay. Can I at least hear her voice? All she said is morning. Yeah, you can talk to her. Hi, Tash.

How are you? Hey. How are you feeling? Good. I'm good. Oh, you're good. Okay, I think you're allowed to know if it's first or second baby. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, that's right. I asked that last time. Sure. Is it your first baby? It is. I've got twins. So it's my third baby. Second pregnancy.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Tasha. You ran again after twins? Wow. Are these twins? No, no, no. Tasha's hoping not. Imagine two sets of twins.

Are you sure it's not twins and they've done the scans wrong? I've made them check multiple times. Good, good. I would too. Okay, when is Tasha's due date? Yeah. I think Tasha's pretty pregnant right now.

And remember, we will take two weeks either side of the date. That's still impressive. 22nd of May. I'm due the 28th of May. Oh my god! It's a Hail Mary! Meg! Okay. Oh my gosh. Okay, we've got something here.

Okay. Okay. Well, congratulations, Tasha. You're going to have a couple of busy months. Very exciting. So, yeah. Okay, well done, Tasha. Oh, God.

This is freaking me out. Okay, Meg. Okay, you're starting to make me believe. I told you we did it on the wrong day. Meg can only predict it on a Thursday. That's what happened with Megan Fox. Why can't we just end there and just say I have a power? Why do we have to go to Sub-North? I think you have to. That could be a fluke, whereas if it's two on a Thursday. That's what happened with Megan Fox. Can't we just end there and just say I have a power? Why do we have to go to somebody else?

I think that could be a fluke, whereas if it's two in a row... Yeah, it's like you're like watch me fly and then people are like, that's not flying. That was falling. Good morning, Hayley. Hello. Okay, so you're also pregnant. Yes. Have you got the word Megan in your name at all?

No. First, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth baby. Jesus. First. First baby! Oh my god, Hayley, how exciting! Okay, this is cool. Was it planned? No. Oh. I don't know why I just

got that feeling. I was like, hmm, just the way you went first, baby. But you're excited now? Yes, very. Okay. Good on're excited now? Yes, very. Okay. Good on you. Once you get through the initial shock.

You've heard her speak, Meg. You've heard her voice. Now's the time to use the powers. When is Hayley June? I'm feeling June. Okay. What makes you feel that

out of interest? I don't know. Again? I don't know. Again, I don't know. This is just how it comes to me. You can't explain the power. It's just a gift you were given. Really. June 7th.

We're locking in June 7th. When are you due, Hayley, with your first child? 18th of October. Shit. So that one, see, that's why we should have stayed with Tasha. Yeah, we should have finished on Tasha, really. Oh, wow, you're early. Yes.

Do you know, because in my prediction here, I was like, people, like, I was trying to think of how many months people would call with. Yeah, because, so you're only like, what, you're only like 12 weeks along or something? Yeah, I almost am getting my 12 weeks scan. Oh, wow, you're telling the country before the 12 weeks? Good for you. Good on you. It can be a risky thing for some.

Well, here's the thing. Look, I don't think we've seen enough evidence for it to be good, but also there's something there. It's kind of like, yeah, you're like Spider-Man. Like you've shot a weapon weapon swung from a building and then you shot it a second time and hit the ground hard

and we're like but she's still guys I'll tell you what's there I sit here and I go it's between like like right the second and at the very

I think minimum like another what second month because it's like you're speaking a different language to us we have no idea

how your brain works. Because you can only be pregnant for nine months and then most of the time people wait until 12 weeks to tell. So it's just an educated... What you're saying is overwhelming. It's just we don't all have the power. Put it this way, Meg. I don't think you were super enough

to start wearing your undies over your pants. Right, that wasn't the plan, Dad. No, okay. But I think there's still... Yeah, I think it could be back. I think it could be back. I think it could kill a couple more breaks next Thursday. I'm not going in the shower. Next Thursday, if we don't have

anything else. I think she needs to be in the shower. Last time she predicted correctly, it was a Thursday and she was in a shower. We're still trying to work out how Meg's powers work.