The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW #490 Pathetic Clint

Episode Date: April 3, 2025

Guess what, an AI wrote this, soo yeh... First Impressions and Unexpected Twists: Clint, Meg, and Dan on Relationships, Weather, and More! Join Clint, Meg, and Dan for a rollercoaster episode of laughs, weather updates, and heartwarming stories! From discussing recent heavy rains across New Zealand to Meg sharing her excitement about her upcoming birth, this episode is packed with fun and unexpected moments. Special highlights include Donna from the adult store Naughty in Taranaki sharing insights about intimate products and Robert Irwin's surprising new role as a Bonds ambassador. Plus, they explore their favorite songs for setting the mood, and listeners share hilarious birthing stories. Tune in for all this and a cash giveaway that will leave you smiling all weekend! 00:00 Welcome to the Clint Meghan Dan Podcast00:39 Weather Updates Across New Zealand02:22 Morning Banter and Throwback Songs02:58 Intimacy and Relationship Talk04:50 Product Recommendations and Personal Stories10:09 Movie Screening and Reviews12:33 Pet Psychic Readings12:51 Listener Interaction and Games34:30 Adult Toy Industry Insights37:55 Upcoming Event Announcement38:03 Personal Questions and Intimacy38:55 Couples Toys Recommendations39:52 Big Bang Event Details40:43 Formula One Update41:14 Alcohol Cloud Discovery42:12 Trump's Tariff List43:16 Employee of the Week44:31 April Fools Prank48:22 Intimacy Playlist Suggestions56:32 Labor Stories and Tips01:05:11 New Music Friday01:12:50 Robert Irwin's New Role01:17:01 Conclusion and Sign-Off

This is a podcast from Rover. Some podcasts educate. Some inspire. We do neither. Welcome to the most unnecessary thing you'll listen to today. This is the Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Good morning everyone. Dunn is? Yes. New Plymouth? Yes.

Hamilton? Yep. Dunedin? Maybe. Yeah. Parmy? Invercargill? Nelson.

Roto Vegas? Wingsdale? Pagoday? Gisborne? Wellington? Yeah. Christchurch? You there?

Or should I say wider Gloria Vale? Oh, shut up, mate. Yeah. Anyway, we've got these. Why is that meant to be us? Oh, come on. Big us up a little bit. Give us some heat.

Yeah, one more time. You can do it. It's Clint Magentown. Good morning. It is bang on six o'clock Friday. How shitty is the weather? Oh, my goodness. I mean, it might not be like this everywhere, Clint, but where we are,

oh, it's moist. That's what I was going to say. Is it moist where you are? 3343, Texas. It has been pissing down in the Auckland area at least for, I think, 24 hours. Yeah, that's what they said would happen. We're getting the big rain band from, I think it was late last night. It was meant to really set in, which it did.

What about Sonny Nelson and Blenheim? How are you guys doing this morning? If it's raining there, it's raining everywhere. I thought Nelson had warnings. Sonny Nelson had some warnings. Yeah, they say inside warnings. You know when Sonny Nelson's getting it. Is Nelson the sunshine capital or do they fight Blenheim over it?

Heavy rain warning. Definitely not sunny today, Clint, for Nelson. You know what? I spent a week in Nelson once for work, and it was sunny every day. Gorgeous, gorgeous place. Sunny Napier, sunny Dunedin, sunny Christchurch should be today because it's actually just one half of the island. Okay, barely raining here.

Bridget said she's in Whanganui. Josh, pissing down in Tauranga, and very moist in Christchurch. Thanks, Alex. We'll check in with our reporters later on today. Alex says you're moist and Christchurch but not raining there. Ah, yes. So it's just moist. So maybe, oh, wow.

Good for you, Alex. Northland's still the place to be, is it Northland? Morganary? No. Someone else has checked through. Pussy pillows, what's that mean? Pardon? I don't know, someone checks pussy pillows.

What's that? Yeah, why are they using my nickname? That's my code name. I thought only Dan and I could do that off here. Yeah, sorry. That was a public one. There's a leak. Uh-oh.

Who's the leak on the show, sis? Come on. Uh-oh. It's going to be a Lucy show this morning. Yeah. All right. Don't cheat. Anxiety.

We'll get into our 6am throwback right after this. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. Clint, Meg and Dan. Yeah. All right. Don't you anxiety. We'll get into our six-am throwback right after this. Clint, Meg and Dan on the edge. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. We thought on a Friday maybe we'll change it up.

We'll each pick one and the best one will play. Ooh. Now, how do we choose the best one, Clinton? Well, I think if we're all voting, obviously,

for our own song, it's a bit of a dead heat. So one of us is eventually going to have to cave and go, actually, I'm, uh, I'm, I'll admit, Meg's one is better than mine.

And then I'll cave. What's the thing? I'm not too big. Sexy songs. Sexy. The thing is, Meg, I don't know if any, all three of us

are quite stubborn characters. I don't know if any of us are going to cave. And also, yeah, because the Big Bang is happening next Wednesday, coming together, the entire country to reignite their intimacy,

we thought it might be nice to pick a song that has a loose tie to some sort of sexy theme. What the night's going to be like, I guess. Yeah. And it doesn't mean that you have to have sex on the night. You know, even if you're just having trouble with intimacy, you know, you've had a bit of a dry spell in your relationship, just chat about being intimate.

Have a smooch. Yeah, have a smooch. Just lie together. I was rubbing my wife's feet and legs last night. Jesus Christ. Would that count? Yeah, that's absolutely,

and I count that as intimacy with my husband if he was to rub my feet in a nice way, yes. I think that's more intimate than a lot of things that I'd do. Okay.

Well, Meg, I was influenced by her. It was like, my wife says she has restless leg syndrome. Which I have, and it's was influenced by her. It was like, my wife says she has restless leg syndrome. Which I have and it's so horrible. I thought it was

a make-believe thing and then I see Meg's story going, this is really great for restless leg syndrome. Yeah, it's really, really, really bad. So I bought it

and I rubbed it all in her calves and her shit. I don't know, I left work before. Did she seem like she had a good sleep though? Sure, she was out to it when I left.

Somebody's going to get brownie points. Oh, I'm excited. So I listened, and then I went away, and I secretly bought it, and then it arrived, and then I went, look, I care about what you care about. I rubbed it into her legs, and then I thought, here we go. And then she said, no, babe, and turned the light off. She was like, that's made me really sleepy.

That's lovely. Yeah. That's really made me tired. I thought it was going to take a while to kick in if I was on it. No, I should have warned you. It does work really well. She was gone. I'm really sleepy.

She was rubbing it all over her tummy and everything. And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's gone. So just if you have restless legs, does that mean that just giving them a rub helps sometimes? No, it's magnesium in it. I always find a rub helps when I'm restless. Because I don't have restless legs, but another part of my body is a bit restless.

Oh, Jesus. I don't know if you rub it on me. I don't know if it works like DP. We're getting into the songs. Clint, what's yours? What's the product? Because it's not sponsored, but if it works, it works.

Oh, it's Pure Mama. I think it's called, is it called Magnesium Rub? Yeah. I use it on my, actually, I've run out of it, so I'm quite stressed. But if Jamie doesn't like it, I'll buy you a bottle. Yeah, I use it on my, actually I've run out of it so I'm quite stressed but if Jamie doesn't like it,

I'll buy you a bottle. Yeah, I find it really, really good for restless legs and I genuinely have noticed the difference now that I've run out and it makes me quite stressed. Okay. It's funny how these days

you can't shout out a product without anyone thinking you're getting something in return. I mean, I do know the owner. Oh. I know but I'm not getting anything for it. I buy it myself.

Yeah. Okay. Alright, Sarah, Sarah, send us a... This is my song. A fantastic throwback, sexy song. My goodness, I reckon half the problem

of my knees these days is because how many times I slut dropped to this song when I was about 15 or 14. You ruined your knees. I honestly think this song has something to do with it. Okay. Dan, what do you go with? Well, I slut dropped to this song when I was about 15 or 14. You ruined your knees. I honestly think this song has something to do with it. Okay. Dan, what'd you go with? Well, I slut dropped to this as well.

Sex on fire. No, you did not. Oh, goodness me. The amount of twerking I've done almost took my bottom off. No. Okay, and I went with Midnight Memories. Something with the skin and chin.

One Direction. Huh? They're great songs. They make memories. Oh, you've got a little more subtle, Clint, than Sex on Fire. Yeah, Dan. Yeah.

So crass. Even just taking the sexual part out of that song, it's such a great song, isn't it? Oh, Kings of Leon are fantastic. So who's going to cave? I'm not caving. Mine's obviously clearly the best. I don't like Kings of Leon.

Oh, Kings of Leon's out. It's either me or you. Oh, actually, so now what we've done is we've made Dan the decider because I want 1D and Meg wants Christina. I can't go past 1D. You're joking. I thought you were going to slut drop to dirty with me. Can you save that audio for employee of the week?

One more time. For goodness sake. Come on. I just prefer that band. Oh, right. Okay. Which one? 1D.

One Direction. You prefer 1 to what? To 2 or 3? Yeah. You prefer 1D to Christina. I just like to focus on 1. Just making that really clear. All right.

Let's do a six-game throwback. Clint, Megan, Dan 6am throwback. Clint Megadam. Let's go. One Direction, Midnight Memories, 10 years old, that one, and peaked at number three in New Zealand charts when it was released. Oh, what a song. Here's your 6am throwback.

I reckon that album, that whole album. Well, that went straight to number one, that album, Midnight Memories. But there's not one dud song on it. Oh, the amount of hits on it, that whole album. Well, that went straight to number one, that album, Midnight Memories. But there's not one dud song on it. Oh, the amount of hits on it, eh? Incredible, incredible album. The boys need to get back together for like one more album. Well.

Oh, yeah. But I mean, you know, okay, I forgot there's not all five, but the four boys can get back together. I don't think it would be the same without Liam. The spy skills, it's like the Spice Girls. I always looked at Liam as kind of the leader of the band. Well, he did too for a while. Yeah, but I think

from the outside looking in, you know, you had your Harry and Janile, who are kind of, I guess, were the bigger stars, but Liam was kind of like, he seemed to me like the glue that held the band together, and that might not be the case. Oh, it'd never be the same. I thought it was really, yeah.

But I mean, yeah, I guess the guys still could. Maybe they won't now because it might be disrespectful. I don't know. But it's kind of like S Club 3. I mean, that's not the same as S Club 2, is it? You'd get back together just for the song where they bring Liam on and he's on the screen. And the holograph or something.

Oh my God, that would be emotional. And what about Boys Life? Yeah. They've got one of the guys from Boyzone and then one of the dudes from Westlife and there's just two of them

and they do boys life. It is such a shame because it felt like it was getting to a point that they all thought they could do it. Yeah. You know,

Zayn's now singing One Direction songs at shows. My singer, Louis needs some bunts, you know, he needs some money and he needs a bit of cash.

I think he's always the one that's gonna go yes definitely yeah they don't even message him probably they just go Louis will be in Louis is in

Louis will be in have you messaged him nah but he'll be in he'll be in he's keen yeah so I mean I reckon one day

they'll do it they'll definitely do it especially once holograms are kind of nailed where they can kind of get Liam on the stage with them

incredible yeah hey I tried doing this thing that I saw online about how to get your dopamine nailed where they can kind of get Liam on the stage with them. Incredible. Hey, I tried doing this thing that I saw online about how to get your dopamine in check. When you wake up, they're saying having your phone with you and looking at your screen is one of the first things you do in the morning. It's like one of the worst things for your cortisol and dopamine to naturally increase and for your body to start producing. Because I'll be like brushing my teeth and sitting on the toilet

and just scrolling reels like while I'm getting ready, like all morning. So I did it today and I'm feeling very good, but maybe that's because it's also Friday. I think it's Friday and you've got an exciting day today. I always try to stay off my phone in the morning. Yeah, well, that's what I'm trying to do. I don't know if anyone swears by that or if it actually works or not, but it probably is good for you if you had to have a guess.

Like, you use my phone to wake me up and then leave it and go and get ready and then grab it before you leave the house. Yeah, it's a good trick. I reckon stay off it as long as you can because the cortisol, it's just false stuff, isn't it? And it's also, I mean, I feel like, I mean, with our hours and stuff, I don't like looking at a screen where you're like, you know what I mean?

It's like four in the morning and your eyes are half closed and you're like, what am I even looking at? But I find it wakes me up because I'm like, ugh. And then I look at a screen and all of a sudden

it starts turning my brain on because your brain starts, I don't know. We went to a private screening yesterday of a movie which we're doing an interview for. All three of us,

producer Carol came with us as well and they were like, no phones in here. No phones. We had the whole cinema to ourselves and they were like,

no phones. And deep down inside I was like thank god I saw you on your phone yeah so I got it out he couldn't handle it I was like

dad's gonna get kicked out I thought that I was like dad's taking care of it especially when I started setting up my tripod and filming the movie but they didn't notice

so if anybody wants a copy of the new movie Sinners, I can send it to you. I just missed the credits at the end. We're not allowed to do reviews when we sign an embargo. And so I'm just checking with you guys. Like, obviously a review is going into detail

about the film and stuff, right? But we're allowed to still say if we enjoyed it. I don't think so, no. No. What? You're not allowed to talk about the movie. In fact, Dan was just very naughty then. We're not even allowed to say if we thought

it was an epic film that we thoroughly enjoyed and were really surprised by because we went in with no expectations. I wouldn't be able to say. Well, you'd never say that because you hated it, didn't you? In theory, if you sign in an NDA that your signature has to go

on about not talking about it, that means not talking about it. Not talking or not reviewing it, Producer Carl. You guys, you've seen the trailer though, haven't you? Yeah. The trailer looks great. The trailer looks really good. The trailer looks really good. The trailer looks like it leads to an end scene

that's like, whoa, that's going to come. If the movie's anything like the trailer, then it's going to be a good movie. Phenomenal. Go and see it. We can't talk about the movie itself, but the trailer, very good. Yes.

And the acting in the trailer, amazing. Michael B. Jordan, oh, he's good. Yeah. He's very good. the acting in the trailer amazing Michael B. Jordan oh he's good he's very good in other movies I've seen I don't know if he's good in this

but I mean yeah I don't think that people would be annoyed if we were like go and see Sinners it was freaking awesome oh but we haven't said that that's not what we're saying

hypothetically yeah yeah yeah and Hayley Steinfeld amazing in other movies we've seen we don't know yeah and in this one Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Hayley Steinfeld, amazing.

And other movies we've seen. We don't know. Yeah, and in this one we're hoping she'll be just as good. I heard she's terrible when it comes to trying to get an interview, though. Yeah. I actually started following her off the back of watching that movie. I was like, God, she is a talent. Do you know she's also engaged to the MVP of the NFL?

Like the greatest player last year in the NFL, the quarterback Josh from the Buffalo B last year in the NFL, the quarterback, Josh, from the Buffalo Bills. She and him are engaged. She also used to date Niall Horton and has written a song about him. Really?

He cheated on her. Wow. Niall, you idiot. You idiot. All right. Hey, we've got Cash Trap coming up at 7 o'clock this morning.

But before that, if you've got a pet, Linda can tap into your pet's psyche, tell you what they're thinking and we'll give you $250. So weirdly, we're paying you to get a reading. I haven't seen her this morning, though, so we'll have to find her. Clint, Meg and Dan.

Stinky boot. And it is time for Who Celebrated the Most Unknowingly this week. There are different celebrations for every day of the year, multiple ones. And on a Friday, sometimes we look back at some of the year, multiple ones, and on a Friday sometimes we look back at some of the celebrations that have been. You have to try and loosely find a tie-in with how you may have unknowingly celebrated that day to get the points.

We haven't played this in a while. Meg always wins. God pisses me right off. Oh, no. I never win this, Dan. Do you not remember? No. No, I never win this one, I don't think.

I will never forget that you hooked up with Clint on the show to take the win. Oh, I will do anything to win. The problem is sometimes it's just not enough. Yeah, it came down to a tiebreaker, I think, once, and it was like kiss a co-worker day, and so Dan came around and unfortunately got to me before Meg did. Yeah. Hooked up with you tonight, Clint.

Yeah. One of the roughest kisses I've ever had. The tongue actually should have lost you the point. Okay, here we go. Monday, at some point this week, these have been celebrated. So you don't have to have celebrated

on Monday, per se. Tell a lie day. I'm always lying. Was this week. What is the lie that you have told this week? What a lie. I'm a terrible liar,

so I very rarely do it. Did you just say you lie all the time? Yeah. Was that a lie just then? I feel like so I very rarely do it. Did you just say you lie all the time? Was that a lie just then? I feel like you were the kind of way. Congratulations, Weedley. Even I can... Did you stop there? Maybe I am. Okay.

Remember an insult day. I don't think you should celebrate that, but is there an insult that you remember? Oh, I had a real doozy. I may best remember when we were down. Where were we recently? Oh, gosh. I don't know.

No, we were in the cafe, and remember somebody wrote it on my Instagram story. We were down. You won't be winning Remember Where You Were Day. We had Christchurch. We were at Christchurch for Electric Ave. Yeah, and what did they say? Oh, I cannot be repeated on here.

Really? You guys don't remember what they said? Okay, wait. Okay, hold on. Mic's off. You can tell us. Oh, you can't say that. Oh, my goodness me.

That is horrible. Did someone say that to you? Yes, Clint. You saw it. Where was I when this happened? You both were... I showed you it and cried. It was so short.

I don't remember laughing. We've deleted it from our memory. God, that is horrific, mate. I'm really sorry. So I win that one. You get the point. Thank was so short. We've deleted it from our memory. God, that is horrific, man. I'm really sorry. So I win that one. You get the point. I'm very sorry you get the point for that. That is horrific.

Okay, best pick-up line. Oh, I've got one. Are you Netflix? What? Because I could watch you for hours. Stalkerish. It's a bit stalkerish, actually. So your first line to the hottie at the bar is,

are you Netflix? What about, are you a banana? Because I find you appealing. No line to the hottie at the bar is, are you Netflix? What about, are you a banana? Because I find you appealing. No, it's too late. You went with, are you Netflix? Yes. Meg? Is your dad in jail?

No. Because if I was your dad, I'd be in jail. If I was your dad. Oh, my God. Meg, that's almost as bad as that insult that woman gave you. I don't really understand, but I don't want to dig too deep. I think mine's better. I actually really...

How has it happened? Are you Netflix is getting the point. Meg, that is an incest joke. Is that what you went with there? I went with the incest line. Did you just... I went with the incest line. Did you just...

I went with the incest line. That's never worked for anyone. Did you just Google pick-up lines and went with the first one without pre-reading? A little, yeah. Hey, you should have done this one. Are you a bank pick-up lines and went with the first one without pre-reading? A little, yeah. Hey, you should have done this one. Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest. Okay.

Sorry about that. Are you Netflix? Okay, here we go. Number four. Have you unknowingly celebrated Maths Awareness Day this week? 23 plus 48 equals? 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18. No.

82. No. Wait, wait, wait. What was it again? 23 plus... 23 plus... 71. 48, yes, ma'am.

Oh, thank God. My goodness. You know what? I almost, as soon as he said maths question, I just went, oh, like that. Nothing. I've got nothing. The system's shut down.

Yeah, we're as bad as each other. Okay, and the last one is text the boss day. Who's done that most recently? I haven't done that in a while, actually. I'm normally, you know. When was the last time you texted the boss? Tuesday, I texted him. 8.22.

Same Tuesday? Wait, what time? 8.22am. 8.21. What were you both texting at the same time? It was when Dan did his walkout. No, I said Clint's being a prick today. Oh. Oh, but that was on, was it April Fools?out. No, I said Clint's being a prick today. Oh.

Oh, but that was on, was it April Fools? No. No, that was Tuesday. No, he just said Meryl because he was about my acting. His acting, yeah. Oh, right. And yeah, I text him and say Dan walked out. Oh, yeah, okay.

Well, you text him a minute earlier than Dan. I did. So Meg gets a point and wins. I do it. Well done. Wait, were you bitching about me to Casey the Boss by saying I walked out? No, Dan texts me, Casey texts me first and he said, is Dan okay? And I said he walked out.

Clint, Meg and Dan. Scandal with Meg. If you don't listen to our podcast, we release two a day. One, this whole show in case you miss any of it. And two, one called The Only Fans and it's a special edition on Fridays where we play Guess the Fart. You can text PODCAST to 3343 to get that edition today once we record. Yeah, you know what's my favourite thing

about the show is our OnlyFans podcast. Really? Yeah, if you like the show, it's like that, but we take, sort of the filters are off. It's like the shackles of the broadcasting standards are gone. Like if we're horses and we have to go back to this stall

and get our saddles on and we've got to do whatever the boss says, but at OnlyFans, we just take all the stuff off and we just run wild and free in the mountains. Yeah. Megs, she's a wild horse. Oh. Yeah, boy, oh, boy.

We're just a couple of young bucks, aren't we? Yeah. Chasing the wild steed. Yep. Okay, so we haven't got them yet. I've been looking. Wait, sorry. What a friend for continuing on my weird metaphor

that I regretted when I said it. And then Dan was like, I got you, bro. I quite liked it. Okay, sorry, Meg. Ariana Grande. What's going on with her and Cynthia? So it is all, because it's all happening right now, I'm hoping throughout the day they will be released.

Things that happen at Comic-Con normally stay pretty locked up. You hear about them happening like, oh, we've seen the trailer for this, we've seen the trailer for that. Nothing has actually been released, but it has said, if the first look is any indication, fans can expect a magical, heart-wrenching, unthinkable experience when Wicked for Good soars into theatres.

That is the one bit of information that we've got from somebody who was in it and then walked out of the, has been, you know, release, it's been done now, Comic-Con with Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo. The other thing I thought was funny that they said is that Cynthia promised less waterworks for the press tour, for number two,

and then Ariana Grande looked at her and said she'll bring the tissues because she's a little more realist of like, okay. Yeah, we say we're going to be better, but we are who we are. We're not going to be better. If you remember,

this is what they were like. Pretty insufferable. This one is for good. So that when we hold hands, they touch. We have our puppies here. She has her hat and her broom. This is all their matching tattoos. On the inside of my arm.

My broom is on the outside of my arm here. The first one we got. Oh, the heart. So she has, I have a heart with a G in it. She has a heart with an E in it. How many matching tattoos did they get? They got like 12 or something. Some people are married and don't have matching tattoos.

They have said since they were insufferable and they laugh looking back. Now I have got a little also word about what the teaser clip looks like. It is going to be, oh, I don't think we're going to see it for a very long time, us like plebs, but these are the reviewers over in America

the teaser begins with Glinda running outside and seeing glass cracking on the building right Alphabet I know you're out here

just come in before the monkeys spot you I have no idea what this movie's about Alphabet then appears behind in the dark and goes

there's no going back and she goes this is between the wizard and I oh she sounds good and then Fiyero is that him yeah Fiyero, is that how you pronounce it? Yeah, Fiyero.

He leads a squadron, our wizard lies, and then Elphaba writes in the clouds as she flies into the sky. Glinda goes back to the tower attic where she saw Elphaba, and we see them together. Glinda leans on Elphaba's shoulder and says, think of what we could do together. But that's kind of, we've seen that. You really dropped the voice at the end, I feel like.

Think of what we could do together. Yeah, I've seen the musical. So the movie is based obviously on the second act of the musical. So the first movie ends at the end of the first act, okay? She does Defying Gravity, the curtain comes down. So the second movie is all about kind of Elphaba and how she's cast away. She becomes the Wicked Witch.

She's no longer friends anymore. So then the teaser ends with this, Dan. Pharaoh aims a pistol, like a gun, at Elphaba, but quickly turns to aim at the wizard, betraying him. And Elphaba goes, You're the only friend I ever had. And Glinda responds, And I have so many friends.

I know, that's all I've got. Bragging about it, eh? Oh, you're the only friend I've ever had. And she's like, well, I've got plenty. That's something, honest to God, that's something I would say to Clint and Hugo. I've got tons of yeah yeah honestly

honestly you're just one of the few you're at least you're lucky if you make the top ten they're so mean to say that directly after you're my only

although that does feel a bit clingy doesn't it you're my only friend it's like oh yeah if it's anything like the musical there'll be tears there'll be chills

it does say emotional conclusion yeah okay okay good yeah that's all we got that's all we got so far. Bit of a twist as well, I'll say that. Clint, Meg and Dan.

How can I get, get, get to know, know, know you better, better, baby. I wanna get to know you. Alright, we will hit you with a question, try to assume your answer and see who knows you the best. I don't know why today is a special day, boys, but it's Tom's first time calling. For the first time in forever.

Hello, stranger. For the first time. Tommy. Tommy boy. Hello, how are we? Are you kidding me? What made you call for the first time ever? I was just listening in and heard the promo.

It was exciting. Oh, that's so... I love that it's just... Maybe it's Friday too. People just think, you know what? Yeah. I'm going to say yes. Okay.

Yes, man. Tom works in accounting and auditing. He's got a Mazda 3. He's an Aquarius. I also hear he's moving into his flight this weekend in Morningside, which is what my question's going to be about this morning. So, Tom, I'm going to ask a question about you

and all three of us are going to guess your answer, then you have to tell us who's closest, okay? Okay. Okay, cool. Okay, yeah, so Tom's moving in. What is his situation when he moves into a flat or lives in a flat when it comes to chores? I let you know, is it just do your own?

Is it chore roster? Oh, what's he like as a flatmate? How does he like to run a household? I reckon Tom's a bit of a clean freak. He's the guy that's always doing the initiating. Yeah. And he's not the type of guy that'll go, come on, guys, we need to clean up the house.

But he'll just quietly go, oh, guys, I'm going to do some vacuuming now, you know? Right, right. Just so if anybody else wants to do some dusting, you know? Tom's a girl with the flow. I think he'll just assume whatever the household rules tend to be. He's not telling anyone how they should be.

He's just like, what do you want to do? Yeah, sweet ass, I'll do that. And if the rules change next week, he doesn't get worried about it. He's like, yeah, sweet, okay, we'll do it that way. He's real chill, is he? He's so chill. He's the best flatmate to have because he's just like, whatever you guys want. So if there was a chore roster, he'd be chill? Yeah, and he'd do it. And if there was no chore roster,

he'd be, okay, fine. Doesn't leave me much room between those two, but I will have to go with So if there was a chore roster, he'd be chill? Yeah, and he'd do it. And if there was no chore roster, he'd be, okay, fine. Okay. Doesn't leave me much room between those two, but I will have to go with chore roster. Tom is a stickler for the rules. He's got a laminated. He's got a laminated chore roster. He's got his whiteboard markers.

Magnetized. Guys, it worked in my last flat and the flat before that. There's one on the fridge and there's one at the front door. And he's the person that he goes, oh, well, hey, Billy. Yeah. Haven't done your vacuum that. There's one on the fridge and there's one at the front door and he's the person that he goes, oh, well, hey, Billy, haven't done your vacuuming,

it's your week, mate. He's sending him a text. Billy, hey man, I hate to message you on the weekend but I just noticed. It's always Billy, eh? Always Billy dropping the phone.

And he'll go, and he'll like do the group chat and he'll go, hey lads, hey, I've just noticed the chore roster hasn't been getting ticked off. It's really important

that we do so so we keep on top of things. Okay, who's closest, Tom? Hopefully not me. Look, I've got a couple of useless flatmates, so I'm going to have to say Clint. Oh! He's won it.

He's won it. Yeah, he's just trying to get the chill vibe from you, Tom. Also, you work in accounting. We had a list that accountants are the least likely to cheat. Oh. Ever cheated, Tom? Le least likely to cheat. Ever cheated, Tom? Least likely to cheat, okay. Well, I might just keep my answer to myself.

We've all made mistakes, hey, Tom? Yeah, he's bloody clean, but man, is he a cheater. Congratulations, mate. We're going to send you out a voucher to go spend in store at Zed. Have a bloody good Friday and call me anytime, Tom. We appreciate you picking up the phone and having a chat with us, Tom. Thanks, Tom. Congratulations, mate. We're going to send you out a voucher to go spend in store at Zed. Have a bloody good Friday and call me anytime, Tom. We appreciate you picking up the phone and having a chat with us, bro. Join Zed Rewards. You get 20 cents off per litre.

In fact, you get three vouchers for 20 cents off. And also free coffee. Terms apply. So get our mugs in. If you already have the app, you get all that as well. Linda's the next to do some readings on cats, dogs, anything. Yep. If you've got an animal, you've always wondered what they think. Like, what are they thinking when they're barking at me all the time?

Linda can actually give you those answers. And weirdly, if you let Linda give you a reading, we give you $250. Off you go, Clint. Go wake her up. Okay. Clint, Meg and Dan. Linda, our pet psychic, in studio with us this morning. If you give us a call, 0800 THE EDGE, she will tell you what your animal is thinking,

their deepest, darkest thoughts, and also will send you on your way with $250 cash. And she has been woken up by Clint yet again this morning, sleeping in Studio B, right next door to us. Good morning, Linda. Goodness me, Meg, I will say this. It's the best way to wake up. Oh, is it?

To Clint in your face. Mm-mm. I just tapped her on the shoulder. If it never works out with Jamie, Clint, you know where I am. Yeah, always. You guys did not work. You tried it once. Yes.

And you crashed and burned. Well, the only reason is because I was limping for a week after. Yeah, I know. Well, I don't think you're going to get any younger, Linda. I think it's going to get worse as you age. Yes. Well, as I said, I'm only 32. What?

Yes. No, you're not. Linda, you're an old. Well, as I said, I'm only 32. What? Yes. Linda, you're an old. Linda, you're older than me. I just can't afford a moisturiser or an SPF. Linda, I would have guessed you're in your 60s.

I lost count. I think I am in my 30s still. No, I know. You've missed a few birthdays, babe. I think she has definitely forgotten a few years. I've seen a lot of sun. Well, you're reading

for Alec this morning. Alec has a dog. Hi, Alec. Hi, good morning. Morning, Alec. Now, you're a very successful person professionally, aren't you, my darling? Doesn't sound like it.

Alec. Alec. Alec. Alec. Hi, sorry Alec. Alec. Hi, sorry. Yeah, well, talk, please. That'd be nice. It's radio, man, not TV. Right. Oh, I feel like you still talk on TV. No, but you can see him. Anyway, you're with us now, Alec.

I'm with you. I'm with you. Sorry. Okay, good. Good. Right., I'll ask my question again. Oh, you pissed Linda off. You're very successful professionally, aren't you, Alec? I would say I'm getting there. Okay, right, this is going well. That sounds like a no. I'm going to ask you now. It's like when you try and make the psychic not seem like they're full of, you know.

You've got a dog, a young dog. I'm going to say he's under sort of three years old. He's, am I on the right track there, darling? I think it's a female. Yes, yes, yes, you're on the right track. Okay. I think it's a female dog. Well, I'll do the reading here, Meg.

Okay, are you the psychic or not? Oh, no, I just know the information. You've got it wrong, Linda. I think we've all got off on the wrong foot here. Okay, Alex, a bit of a mute. You're pissing me off. You're really wrong. It's a female.

Okay, your dog is not appreciating the food you're giving it. Okay, Alec? Give it better food. Oh. Oh. Okay, okay. I'll have to start feeding them better. Try some Jimbo's, yeah.

Yes, try some Jimbo's or just something a little bit better than just a couple of dry biscuits every now and then, my darling. All right? Linda, what about the pauses? Specifically, is the dog Penelope going to be good in the pauses? No, no, no, she won't be. She's a boxer. Quite ugly dog, don't think.

You know, pushed in face and stuff. I mean, no one's going to win that. No boxer's going to win that. I don't think the awards are all about the best looking dog. No. Oh, they could win ugliest. Definitely could win ugliest. No, like a good personality. Dog of the year, so. Okay. Oh, they should go with Ugliest. Definitely go with Ugliest. No, like a good personality.

Dog of the year. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Dog of the year. Okay. Personality-wise, definitely not looks. Okay.

Anyway, there you go, Alec. Best of luck to you, Alec. $250. All yours. Thanks to Southern Cross Pet Insurance. You can nominate your pet for the Pawsees, NZ Cat of the Year or Dog of the Year, and also the vet clinic. If you love your vet clinic, They can get some really cool prizes.

Oh, there's some great ones out there, I tell you that. All right. Are you going back to bed? Yes. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, especially after that one. Do you need a glass of water? Wine.

What? No, Linda, I've talked to you about this before. We're going to have to have another chat. Okay. Someone's also texted through if I could do a reading for this 17-year-old cat. I'll do it quickly. She wants to die. She's 95 years in cat years.

That's too old. Put her to sleep. Jesus. Okay. Right, okay. I'm going to get her some water, Clint. Okay. Wine.

No, no wine. Not again. Wine. Linda, I told you. Wine. What is next? Linda, I've told you. Wine.

Clint, Meg and Dan win a share of $50,000. Cash. With the edge. Cash trapped edge, cash-strapped. Seven and eight every morning until we give away $50,000. Meg will offer you a cash amount. You can take it and run in your bank account this weekend, all yours, or decide to give it back and go with the mystery amount that is strapped to Dan, which could be more, and often it is, but it could also be a hell of a lot less.

Yeah, you'd think going into a weekend, they'd be a little bit generous with the cash strapped. I will say, I always think 7 o'clock, Meg, Dan's amount is always stingier than 8. Really? Like, I think if you look back historically, he's always low in 7 and then high in 8. It's good to know for Kayleigh, who's playing this morning. Hey, Kayleigh. Hi. How are you guys? Oh, we're so good, Kayleigh. Hi. How are you guys?

Oh, we're so good, Kayleigh. Kayleigh, what do you need money for? I'd love to take my partner or my boyfriend on a holiday. Just like a night out. Yeah, okay. If I got a bit of extra money, then I may even try to propose and buy that ring for him. Oh, Kayleigh, that's a lot of money that you're looking at. Oh my goodness me.

A ring's not too much. A ring is quite a lot of money. Also, how 2025 of you, the girl proposing to the guy? I like that. How long have you been together again? Roughly nine years. And you don't want to see if he wants to propose?

Do you think he will be or no? He's had almost a decade to ask, hasn't he? But what if he's waiting to do it all the decade? I'm not sure. I guess it's just worth the art, say. Do you buy yourself a ring or do you buy him a ring? I'd probably buy him the ring. Right.

Because I don't know what happens in that situation. I kind of like that. I think my husband would hate that. If I was a guy, I would appreciate my girlfriend doing that. Do you think, though, yeah, if you ask within the first few years, it's maybe like you've, I don't know, traditionally robbed the guy of that traditional moment of asking her to marry him. But if he's had nine years, sorry, mate.

I feel like you've had plenty of time to ask. And so Kayleigh's like, right, balls in my court. I'm going to do it. All right, Kayleigh. Well, I don't know where you live or where you want to go on a little holiday, but you could fill up the car and go for a drive. New Zealand has some great spots all around that are just a drive away.

Could you jump in a plane? Oh, I would say you would need to. All he wanted to do was get in the car and go for a night out, eh? See? Oh, there we go. And you know what I would say a good night out is? $135.

You've always said that. Meg said if you can't get a good night out for under $135, you're doing something wrong. She doesn't want to know. Yeah, $135, fill up half the tank and then maybe get a beer. Okay.

That's a proposal. That's a bloody proposal. You'd be surprised how far $135 can go when you fill up a tent. Hey, nice. Okay, Kayleigh, $135,

would you like to take it or would you like to risk it and see what's strapped to Dan? Oh, I'm going to risk it. Okay. Okay, good on you. Yeah, I think it's a good risk. I've always said that a good night out

is at least $300. Okay. At least. Yeah, I started with nothing, so hey. And I think, you know what, let's get you at least a ring. Kayleigh from Canterbury. Yes.

You're going home into the weekend to propose to your boyfriend. Oh, wow. With $350. $350. Holy! Woo-hoo! Thank you! Yes! Well done, Kayleigh. Thank you! Yes!

Well done. How good. Nice. I thought you'd done the wrong thing there. But well played, Kayleigh. Thank you, guys. All the best. Keep us updated with the proposal.

Let us know what happens. Yeah, we'll do. Yeah, nine years is a long time to be in the proposal waiting room. Yeah, well done. That's exciting. The Big Bang is going down next Wednesday, just a day for all of New Zealanders to come together and reignite the spark in the bedroom.

Or might just be reigniting some form of intimacy. However that looks for you is okay. But we have Donna who's going to be joining us next, who owns a very specific store that helps adults create more intimacy. Right. Yes, true. She owns a store for adults. Yes.

And she's got quite the prize pack to give away as well. Clint, Meg and Dan. A great relationship was in a dead fish place. Life was busy, sex had vanished. Was it actually over? Wait. The edge began to scheme, the studio began to steam. Clint, Meg and Dan said,

hey, then why not six for all let's have an orgasm. You me and your mum and the guy that lives next door to me we're all gonna have a big bang. Yeah actually we're talking to somebody this morning who is a adult store, adult toy store owner and I've been looking up

some stats and my goodness it is a big industry. I believe just in the US alone, it's worth $38.5 billion this year, the industry for the adult toy store. And in 2022, so three years ago, Aucklanders, only Aucklanders, bought enough toys

that if you stack them on top of each other, it would equal 9.8 Sky Towers. Nine of them? 9.8, nearly 10 Sky Towers back in 2022, and it's only gone up from there. Good morning, Donna. Good morning. How are you guys?

Great, Donna. Really nice to speak to you this morning. You own Naughty in Taranaki, but you can also purchase online. And we thought we'd rack your brains because you know a thing or two about intimacy and what's going on and what people are into or not into because this is your domain.

Yeah, thank you. Yeah, so we have a store in New Plymouth and then we have the website for Nationwide. Cool. Here's a question for you, Donna. Personally, I would have gone you would see mostly single people, right? But what would be the ratio

people that are buying stuff from you that are in a couple or in a relationship or single? Oh heaps. Like I love this question because there is no standard typical customer. We get, I've got like 16, 17-year-olds that I have to say,

no, come back when you're 18, trying to get in the door. Right, yeah. Right through to, I have had people in their late 80s coming in. Goodness me. Late 80s? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, yeah, all ages, all genders, all ethnicities. And no, not all single guys.

So many couples, so many couples. Yeah, anybody and everybody. There's no typical customer. From what I've seen, I think it's about 55%. From what I can see, I think the stats that I've got at the moment are US, but women, no, 82% of women are consumers that have some kind of sex toy at home. Wow.

And that you're in the best industry because it looks like it is projected to get to $81 billion by 2030. Wow. So it's just going up and up and up when it comes to people being more and more open. Oh, I like that. Yeah. She's still just like, damn, music to my ears.

Is that reflected in sales? Do you feel like you're getting busier and people are a lot more open with their sexuality and things? Yeah, yeah. It's interesting. Like, yeah, it's definitely you know, more and more people but in every day, like honestly, every day, I

will have a new customer coming in saying, oh, I've, you know, this is my first time. I'm so nervous. And yeah, new people all the time. And like the store does really well because a lot of people are like, I have no idea what I'm doing. I have no idea what I'm looking at. And the website is just daunting. And our store has lots of testers that you can pick up and touch

and turn on and feel. So you know what you're getting before you buy it. Give it a wipe first. And I think will you be taking part Donna in the Big Bang? Because it's happening on the 9th next Wednesday. You going on your calendar? Yeah. It would be rude not to, wouldn't it, guys?

It would. It would be rude not to, Donna. I would imagine owning a store like yours, I mean, this may be a very personal question. You don't have to answer if you don't want to, Donna. I've probably had it. I'd imagine you'd be a very sexually active person. Like, we read out some stats about how often people are being intimate.

What would it be for you? Well, like, I'm very honest with my customers. At the moment, it's pretty sad because we own a couple of businesses. My husband is going through issues with his eyesight at the moment and is waiting for surgery. We have a special needs son. So not as much as we should be for owning a sex toy but in saying that

I don't think that's sad at all we've talked a lot on the show about no judgement and seasons and seasons at the moment this is just not the season that it's going to be

going off for you Donna but it'll come back again yeah exactly unintended but any quick recommendations on couples toys or something that you could for a first-time couple,

maybe getting into it, they could look into? Yes. I find, too, that it's very personal, personalised. Like, I can give advice and tell you what things do, but what people like is very different. But often for a beginner's product, WeVibe have a great range of couples' toys, and they're called wearables or C-shapes.

So the woman wears it, and it's like a C-shape, so you get external and internal stimulation, and then he can fit in as well. So they're very popular. Jeez, if that's the starter. Yeah, man. Not a starter, but very popular. I reckon a wand.

A wand is a really good product. It's just an external stimulation product, which I feel people sometimes are more comfortable starting with just outside the body stimulation. Okay, well, we appreciate the voucher, sorry, the code you've given us, Big Bang for 20% off to spend on the website Naughty, N-A-U-T-I. And also, we're not giving it away today,

but if you do take part in the Big Bang next week, Donna's giving away a very big prize pack with that wee vibe that she was talking about, plus some lube, plus some oil, plus some pheromone magnets, plus a blushing rose, don't know what that is, plus a boned blown, don't know what that is. But it's a big prize pack.

It's nearly worth about $1,000. So whether you're into or you're first time trying, it's a great prize to win next week. Otherwise, if you want to go shopping, like I said, Big Bang. Use the special code for 20% off. Naughty. Thank you so much, Donna. Really appreciate your time and all the best with the 9th of April.

The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. It's Clint, Meg and Dan's. All right, what do we need to put on everyone's radar for the 4th of April, Friday, Daniel? Yeah, this weekend, Formula 1 back in Japan, Suzuka Circuit. It's the first time that Liam Lawson has been back after all the hate he received for his...

And he'll admit, this poor performance is in the Red Bull car. And so this weekend, he's been downgraded to the sister team, the RB, and hopefully he goes well. So this weekend, 5pm on Sunday if you want to watch the race on Sky Sport. For those who don't know anything about it though, he's just effectively, he's still in Formula 1, he's just given a different car to drive. And I'd argue a better car. So hopefully our Kiwi boy goes

well. He needs our support, so get behind him. Scientists have found a giant cloud of alcohol a thousand times larger than our solar system. No way. This would... Let me get my head around that.

A thousand times larger than the Milky Way? Yeah, than our solar system, yeah. Oh, goodness me. This would be roughly 23 sextillion beers. Do you want to know how long it would take us to drink it? Yes, please. To absorb the alcohol... I don't even like beer....that's being discovered... Well, you need to play Yes, please. To absorb the alcohol... I don't even like beer.

...that's being discovered, well, you'd need to play your part, Meg, because... I don't think I like beer. Not during pregnancy, obviously. Hell of a hangover. Yeah. Everyone would need to consume 300,000 litres of alcohol daily for a billion years.

Oh, man. All right, Clint, can you do my share? Because I don't like beer. All right, I'll do yours. So I've got to drink 600,000 litres a day for a billion years. Oh, man. Clint, can you do my share because I don't like beer. Alright, I'll do yours. I've got to drink 600,000 litres a day for a billion years. That blows your mind at how big the universe is. My goodness me. If anyone can do it though, Clint,

you can. I'll give it a nudge. And the US President Donald Trump yesterday produced a chart of all the new tariffs that he's announcing affecting trade with countries across the world. I've got the list here, so I'll just start reading through all the countries. I've got the list here so I'll just start reading through all the countries.

It was one on New Zealand, 10%. Yeah, it's a bit of a long list. Here we go. I'm not going to read the numbers, just the countries. Okay. China, European Union,

Vietnam, Taiwan, Japan, India, South Korea, Thailand, Switzerland, Indonesia, Malaysia, Cambodia, United Kingdom, South Africa, Brazil, Bangladesh, Singapore, Israel, Philippines, Chile, Australia, Pakistan, Turkey, Sri Lanka, Colombia, Bangladesh, Singapore, Israel, Philippines, Chile, Australia,

Pakistan, Turkey, Sri Lanka, Colombia, Peru, Nicaragua, Norway, Costa Rica, Jordan, Dominican Republic, United Arab, Israel, Argentina, Ecuador, Guatemala, Honduras, New Zealand, So he's putting tariffs on all these countries that now have to pay to import stuff into the States. New Zealand, one of them, 10%. Botswana, Trinidad and Tobago, Zealand, one of them, 10%. Botswana. Bring her back up. Tobago.

Morocco. Algeria. Oman. Uruguay. Bring her down. I think she means Uruguay. Uruguay. What did you say?

Uruguay. Don't say that to me. Iran. Fiji. Iceland. Kenya. All right. Cool.

Cash Draft is going to be back at 8 o'clock this morning. More cash to be won. But we'll get into Employee of the Week next. Not who deserves it, but who doesn't deserve it for mistakes that are being made on the show. She doesn't deserve it for still reading. Georgia, Cameroon, Uganda, Albania, Armenia. Jeez, Donald Trump's been busy pissing off the whole world.

He doesn't even know some of these countries exist. British Virgin Islands, Zimbabwe. Headlines in three on the edge. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. It's Clint, Zimbabwe. Headlines in three on the edge. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. It's Clint, Meg and Dan's skills within your job. So is there anything else you could have put there? Employee of the week. You're

fired. Get out of here. Go. Get out of here. Who does not deserve employee of the week this week for mistakes that have been made? Whoever gets the least amount of nominations wins by default. Can I go first just to get my vote in there? Because I have a feeling this is gets the least amount of nominations wins by default. Can I go first just to get my vote in there? Of course you can. Because I have a feeling this is going to be a bit of a pile on.

Oh! Okay. I don't know about that. I'm throwing Clint under the bus this week for just the bullying he gave me. I think he called me some names earlier this week. Oh, look, he's back! Oh, crybaby's back! Hey. Meg had to stick up for me. Oh, look, he's back. Oh, crybaby's back.

Hey. Meg had to stick up for me. She was like, hey, Clint, come on. Not Meg. We call him that behind his back, Clint. No, Dan was in on this. This was an April Fool's gag that you might have missed where Dan and I had a fight and he had a walkout

and when he walked back in, play the rest of the audio and then you'll actually hear that Dan was in on it. Oh, look, he's back. Oh, crybaby's back. Hey. Let's listen to my scandal, please. Meg, you'll have to get up to speak as you walked out.

That was, um... I'm not talking to you, Con. The new, uh... Well, that's going to be hard to do a show if you don't talk to me. The new Black Mirror trailer. Meg, can you tell Dan that he's going to have to talk to me?

I'm not going to have this in the middle. I'm not going to be in the middle. Lots of people was texting and saying good April Fools. I don't think it is. Nah'm not going to have this in the middle. I'm not going to be in the middle. Lots of people was texting and saying, good April Fools. I don't think it is. Nah, it is. It was April Fools.

Oh, for God's sake. Oh, God. Oh, my God. To be honest, I'm surprised you went with it. Oh, my God. I've even been messaging my husband saying, Dan's even a really down day today. Oh, my God.

I can't believe it. You arseholes. Me cried and my wife Hannah saw the video of you crying and messaged Megan and was like, I've told him off. Sorry. I'm sorry. I think it was like tears of relief. I don't mind a prank.

It's okay because it makes me feel very happy that it was enough. You just don't want your show to be, you know, your friends to be fighting and your show to not get along. Yeah. I was so stressed out about the idea of you guys not getting along. I thought, I can't handle it.

I probably did go a little too hard. I'm not sure how I managed to go there, but like people were like, Clint, you're being such an arse. Even my wife told me off for being mean to Dan. Or really, you guys both got told off.

What about me? No, you were just like witnessing a fight. You weren't in it. The prank was on me. The prank was on me. We're going to make it about her. Okay, now they're actually arguing. The prank was on me. The prank was on me. We don't make it about her. The prank was literally on me.

Goodness me, now it is getting awkward. I might storm out again. A bit legit this time. I'm going to throw Dan under the bus for saying a few random things that I don't think

help our listenership. Take a listen. The more you said loose the better. Right, well... I'm a food dick. I've actually got some more things to add. Right, well... I'm a food dick. Oh, Daniel. I've actually got some more things to add.

No, sorry, Dan, I'm talking now. I've got some more things to add to this. Out of context. If I was single, I'd be bloody all over Casey. I'd climb him like a tree. I like Mike Ropinas. Okay. Save that off.

There was a man that text through, we were talking about funny names, and his name was Mike Ropinas. And so you've taken that out of context. His name is not Mike Ropinas. No, but he was trolling you. Mike Ropinas. I think he's from Spain.

No, Dan, he doesn't exist. You got trolled. Okay. Yeah, and then we ended up just getting audio of you saying that. Okay, well, look. What does that mean? Do the telly. Damn it. Damn it!

Damn it! Does that mean you won it for the second week in a row? Oh, that's so nice. Thank you, everybody, for the support this week, for the fact that I've carried the boys, even though they are terrible at their jobs. I have Will just texting going, how did me get it? She just called the Milky Way the solar system.

Yes, I am an idiot, Will, but I am good at my, well, sometimes. Whereas the Milky Way is a galaxy within the solar system. Yes, she's good at radio, not planets. And she said you're a grey with you're a gay. Yeah, so, okay, okay. Sounds like you're a sore loser yet again over here, crybaby Clint.

I dance the crybaby. Oh, yeah, that's right. All right over here, Crybaby Clint. I dance for Crybaby. Oh, yeah, that's right. All right, guys, I'm done. I'm out of this. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. A great relationship was in a dead fish place. Life was busy, sex had vanished.

Was it actually over? Wait. The edge began to scheme, the studio began to steam. Clint, Meg and Dan said, hey, then why not sex for all? Let's have an orgasm. You, me and your mum and the guy that lives, began to steam. Clem, Meg and Dan said, hey, then why not six for all? Let's have an orgasm. You, me and your mum and the guy that lives next door to me, we're all going to have a big bang. Separately.

But if you want to come together and reignite the spark in your relationship, April 9th, chuck it in the diary and know that like-minded Kiwis, they just want to give it a good nudge and kick it in the guts and see where it goes. Yeah, we have a playlist that we're kind of putting together as well if that's something that helps you get in the mood. Sometimes music can really turn on that part of you. We spoke last week, actually, about a therapist saying that there are different types of ways to get turned on.

Me and the majority of them, at least, feel all of a sudden turned on and then afterwards they're like, well, during that time, they're like, where's my partner? I want to go and do it. Whereas women, 88% of them actually have to be almost doing it and then they get the desires of like, actually, this is feeling really good. So if there's anything that helps you get into the mood, it can be helpful. Yeah, music, as I said before, I've never tried it.

I've never really gone, let's put on a beautiful playlist and see if it gets us in the mood. So I'm open to seeing if this works for anyone. Send the scene, send the scene. Okay, well, Dan, since you don't have one and you don't listen to music, what's the song you've suggested for this? Well, this is just me thinking what maybe would work for me. One of my favourite songs, and I think it is very kind of sensual,

is John Mayer's song Gravity. This one. John Mayer, cheer away. Just like this, it's quite sultry. It's a bit fast for you. A bit fast. Yeah. Yeah.

You don't want to, you know, start too quick, I guess. I'd put this on later. Okay, what else might be on your playlist? Because this song on repeat, it's only like three minutes. I mean, you can't go past this one. Okay. I've heard people say... This is what I put on first.

You can tell that Dad's never done a music video. I'll go, Hannah, put the Barry White on. She's down. Barry who? Barry White. I don't know about that.

I'm down in the bedroom. It's been a time that we've loved. You hear Barry? I'm literally cooking dinner for your son. George needs changing. Turn off the stove. It doesn't seem to me like it's enough. Right.

Barry, what? Yeah, okay. Are you coming or not? Because I'll turn it off if you're not. That's not a turn off. Okay. Okay. And I'd probably...

Why is Clint here? Yes, but I'm going to go with a song that Meg introduced me to. Oh, I'm not wild looking. Clint, please. Dear God. Here it is. James Bay. Yeah.

Yeah, there it is. Meg was going to have this at her wedding until she introduced me to it, and then I started using it for a different reason. Yes, and he told me all about it. He's like, kidnap the song. Oh, I've never heard of this. And then he kidnapped my actual wedding song and put it to the back end of his daughter's

rock wedding, if you know, you know. And it builds too. It's got a really great crescendo. Mine is a song that actually feels like it has almost a chemical effect on me. This song makes me, I think they've done it so well, makes me think about wanting to sleep with my husband. Like, I think it's very good.

It's called There's No Way by Lyle and Julie Michaels. It's a great song, this. Okay, that can go on the playlist. Thank you for asking me. Don't know about Barry. Okay, what is the playlist? Must be in your intimacy playlist, or if we're going to compile one,

you go, guys, guys, you can't have an intimacy playlist without this song. It has to be on there, yeah. 0800 The Edge or 3343 Texas and we'll compile a list next. Clint, Megan, Dan. Let's go.

What have we got song-wise to add to this playlist? We've got some good ones coming in, Clint, actually. We've got some good ones. Let's go quickly to Roxanne. She's got a bit of a John Legend one here. Okay. Yeah. John Legend.

Hi. Yes. Oh, yeah. It's romantic. We start off with that, I think. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's romantic. We start off with that, I think. Oh, yeah, John Legend, he's quite, yeah, you're right, romantic vibes. Sets the mood almost. Do you actually have a playlist, Roxanne?

I, not really. I have a couple of songs. There's one song that really gets me going. What's that one? It's Lone Star Amaze. Oh, yes, we know that song. We know that song. When I first met my partner, he would sing

it to me on SingStar. Oh yeah, we all know it from SingStar. Yeah, this one. I think I've found it in our library. Roxanne's got a very different playlist to Charlotte who texts in who likes Bruno Mars' Gorilla. I'll play that one here.

Just a bit of a faster tune there. Okay. Is this Bruno? Yeah. That's the lead up. Do you want the chorus? Yeah. Because what I've got for you

I promise it's a killer You'll be banging on my chest Bang, bang Gorilla Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Check out the playlist actually. Bang, bang. Give me love. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Check it out on the playlist, actually. I like it.

Yeah. Yeah. Speaking of Bruno Mars, have we got my stripper song on there, Blow? I don't think it's Bruno. I think it's Chris Stapleton and Ed Sheeran. And Bruno. Are they on it as well?

Yeah. Let me see this one. Yeah. Oh, God, this is good. Chris Sackles down in Windows content, he didn't play this song. I was gutted. In the chorus. Yeah, I'm coming, baby.

I'm coming for you. Pull my trigger, let me blow your mind. This is at the end of the playlist. I'm looking at you in a different light, my friend. I'd love to do a good old proper strip dance to that. One day. When I'm not pregnant. What about this one that got text through?

Will Smith, Wild Wild West. What? We all know the song, but I don't know you. I like it. We all know the song, but I wouldn't put it on a sexy playlist. I like this one. I don't know if you have it on the bottom bar there, but Taylor Swift, Dress. I've used that before.

It is a great one. I can also recommend it. Thank you, Tom. I mean, Taylor Swift is another artist that probably doesn't come front of mind when you're thinking about this sort of playlist, right? But that one is. Yeah, that one is a great sexy song. Anonymous wants to bring up Heat Waves by Glass Animals.

Okay. Yeah, I have used this before, and it may or may not have played on repeat during the whole duration of the sexy time. So it played through twice. What was Heat? Oh, Dad. For you, baby.

Okay. And Sophie, who's helping out in the producer booth, I've just got to, I don't know what your song is, but I see it's being loaded. And let our hands be our eyes. Oh, I see what they've done there. Be just her and I. Oh, we'll take our time.

It's interesting people's choices. She comes home tonight. Just her and I, we'll take our time. It's interesting people's choices, eh? She comes home tonight. Gives you a bit of an idea as to, you know. Someone's text through Clint. I don't know how fast you can find another Bruno Mars song, but Versace on the floor. Bruno does some good ones.

He does, eh? Bruno does, actually. Bruno does some great sexy songs. I mean, he's... Versace, yeah, okay, I got here. Versace on the floor. There you go. That's good. Yeah, okay, I got here. Versace on the floor. There you go. Just kiss till we're naked.

That's fair. Versace on the floor. Oh, yeah. The moon. Shake it off. Yeah, okay. Check another Bruno one in the playlist, and we'll look to release that one before April 9th if anyone wants to get amongst it.

All right, we've got Cash Trapped coming up after 8 o'clock. First song out of eight. Oh, no. Dan, no. It's getting weird in here. We'll do that. You should see what he's acting out. In a few minutes.

Bloody hell. Clint, Megan, Dan. Stinky boot. One guess, very quickly, of who's going to be the lion in the Narnia's Lion, Witch of the Wardrobe. Oh, are they remaking it again?

Yes. One guess has just been announced that it looks like it's going to be this person. Who's the lion? Yes. It's a female. Oh, okay.

A female. Okay. Actress, like well-known actress? Yes. Oprah Winfrey. No. One of the best well-known actresses of all time. Meryl Streep.

Correct. Wow! You've seen the story. No, I haven't. She's one of the greatest of all time. Yeah, there's only one. Meryl. Oh, really? If she's one of the greatest of all time. Yeah, there's only one, Meryl. Oh, really?

If she's been sold the script, it must be good for Meryl to go, yeah, you know what, that's me. That sounds good. We're joking around, but it would be fun to compile a book for newly expectant fathers and what not to do when you're in the birthing suite or on the way to your partner going into labour. Just a little flip book. And in fact, you can read it while they're in labour.

Yeah, you just flick through and just all the dumb things that guys have done. Not a big reading book, just every page is a new quote or a story. Yeah, like this one. We got there about 5am in the morning. He then just put down a good old jersey on the floor and had a nap. As you do. And then he got up and decided that his teeth were a bit furry and needed to walk down to the dairy and had a nap. Right, as you do. And then he got up and decided that his teeth were a bit furry and needed to walk down to the dairy and get a toothbrush.

Yeah, at least he had a time for a sleep on his jersey, you know. Yep. Another thing you probably shouldn't do that I think could go in the book. He was on his phone playing, doing Woody Bass, playing some shit music, and then also messaging his girlfriend, because he was cheating on me. Oh! That took a turn. Oh, eating butter chicken doesn't seem so bad now, does it?

If we do make that book, that could be page one, I reckon. Cheating. The butter chicken one was me. You don't want strong-smelling foods in the birthing suite, even if you have been there a few hours and you're getting quite peckish, just eat it out in the hall. Yeah, I am going to be giving birth in the next few months, which is so insane to say out loud. I keep forgetting I'm pregnant.

Second pregnancy is so different to the first one. And yeah, would love to know tips and tricks. My husband is listening right now. Hi, darling. Of the things that he probably shouldn't do. Another thing he shouldn't do? Maybe your partner did. He can learn from.

From experience, if your partner wants a water birth and then they change their mind last minute, don't ask if you're not going to use the pool because it's full and warm. Can I? Yeah. They don't like that. Was he good in the last birth?

He was fantastic. He was really fantastic. Yeah, we had an amazing birth, incredible experience. He did go and get McDonald's, but he ate it out of the room. Good. And I did hear him complain that his feet hurt.

But again, he's learned. He's going to wear comfy shoes this time. He's going to wear his hokers. So not his converse. It's not his converse. He's hurt. But again, he's learned he's going to wear comfy shoes this time. He's going to wear his hokers. So not his converse. It's not his converse. Yeah, he could if he wanted to. Okay, we'd love to know, I was in labour while they were what?

And then it may end up going in a book so that other partners don't make the same mistake as yours. Oh, Hannah's text through. Her husband has done this thing twice. Both pregnancies. Do it alone because no one made the book. We, Hannah's text through. Her husband has done this thing twice. Yeah, I saw that. Both pregnancies. Did it alone because no one made the book.

We'll get her on next. Yeah, definitely need the book. Yeah, right, Meg. Just the statement about what they did and maybe an illustration. That'd be nice. Somebody get a little cartoon, just an outline of black and white, just a little, yeah. Little doodle. Yeah.

Little text with the little, you know, different emojis that they're sending to the ex. Or the guy with the chili bin and the beers that he brought. It's the ex. Clint, Meg and Dan. A little quick side note here, actually. If anybody wants to text them what they did with their other child when they went into labour, if they don't have, like, family members to look after said child

and it's, like, two in the morning. Yeah, Meg was like, what am I going to do with those? Well, yeah, I've got a couple of wonderful friends who have said, you know, like, call us. But they also have their own kids, and I just call them up, and they have to drive to my house and then sleep in our bed,

and our kid has to wake up and be like... Oh, yeah? Yeah, I think a lot of people normally just have a parent or something, a grandparent. Portico? Portico, take her to... Yeah, take her to the hospital.

Take her to the hospital. You just ride that storm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. One kid's hard. One's a huge Jamaican's problem. One's a huge Jamaican's problem. One's a huge Jamaican's problem. A toddler and auggling. A huge Jamaican's problem. One gets juggling, a toddler and a newborn. A huge Jamaican's problem.

Big old issue. Okay, what did your partner do while you were in labour? Let's go to Cindy first. Hey, Cindy. Hey, how's it going? Good, Cindy. Okay. I was in labour while they were.

Yeah, so. So my husband, when we had our first, I went into labour really early in the morning. And we were living in Dubai at the time. Right. And the hospital that we went to had this really beautiful coffee shop on the floor that the birthing ward was in. So he, normally when we go to a cafe, he likes to have an espresso and a cappuccino. Two.

And so, yeah, he likes to double it up. And so he had about 26 coffees, doubles, those two doubles. He's dead. In the 36 hours that I was in labour. And he died. Okay, he died. And he was bouncing, like absolutely high as you could imagine on caffeine. He's a double-slimmy boosh. Absolutely high.

Goodness me. Wow, so you were in labour for so long you just kept finding something to do and another coffee was always the answer. I remember

when the baby was born he crashed and slept for 12 hours in the room. What? That can't be good for you. That's like a kid on sugar.

That much caffeine. Wow. Alright, we'll chuck it in the hypothetical book we haven't made yet. Don't drink excess of 26 coffees. At least you didn't fall asleep, you know,

who definitely wasn't doing that. Hi, Emma. Hi. Hi, Emma. What was your husband doing while you were in labour? He was picking up the race car from a wheel alignment.

Picking up his race car. Did he not know the baby was coming? Was it like one of those... Shock. Yeah. He was looking after his baby. His race car. No, we'd been in the...

We were at the hospital. I was in labour. This was our third child, and the other two had taken quite a long time to arrive. Yeah, but... which would have taken quite a long time to arrive. And then he got the phone call to say the car was ready. And he was like, oh, I'm just going to go pick it up. And I'm like, yeah, that's fine, off you go. And then things progressed quite quickly after that.

And so I rang him, well, the hospital rang him to say, look, he has to come back. But he missed the birth because he was stuck on the other side of the maternity doors. So he had to wait for someone to open the doors for you. Oh, my god. At the end of the whole ordeal, how was the alignment? Was it good?

Oh, it was good. At least that happened, yeah. There's nothing worse than unaligned wheels. Okay, that's a good one. That's a good one for the book though. It is because it's like you've got to learn that two, three, four, the more kids you have, the faster they come. Yeah, and if your car is getting some sort of a warrant thing,

just leave it. Leave it. Hi, Jess. Hi, how are you? Hi, Jess. So it was not just your husband, it was your mum and your midwife all in the labour ward with you. What did they do together, collectively?

Yeah, it was about two o'clock in the morning and my husband turned around and said that he was absolutely starving and that he felt like McDonald's. Uh-huh.

So him and my mum decided that they would go and get the McDonald's and the midwife said, I'll have some too. Were you at my birth? This is very similar. I'm putting you in order.

Anyone want anything? It's very similar. Yep, putting it in order. Anyone want anything? It's very similar. Yep, cool. And so I don't eat any seafood or fish or anything, and she decided to get a fish and fillet. She got the fillet. Oh, I love the fillet.

And the smell just kept making me vomit. Each time she took a bite, or as soon as it came into the room, I was like, oh no, here we go. And you know what? They would put her off like, oh no, here we go. And yeah. And you know what, they would put her off her filet too, so everyone loses. Yeah.

You know. What a weird thing someone would want to do. It wasn't just only that time though. What do you mean? My midwife had McDonald's. Yeah, no,

but like, I would have thought that she would have been focusing on the birth. Oh, not when you, were you like in heavy, heavy,

like the baby's coming or were you just kind of chilling at that point? No, I was trying to have a nap because I was in jail. Oh, I see. Okay. I was imagining her having a nap. I just had the epidural.

Yeah, she's like, no, it's not out yet. Keep going, baby. Yeah, it's crowning. I'm just going to have another bite of my food. By the way, I think you just had the same birth experience, so honestly, it sounds very similar. Wow, that's so funny. Wow, yeah.

I mean, look, we've got enough now for a book. Yeah, I reckon. I reckon. And maybe we keep compiling in the lead up to me giving birth. They're still coming as well, still coming through. Wow. My goodness me. There's some great ones, eh?

I don't know. Can you cut the partner some slack if it's the first time they've ever gone through it because they don't know what to do and what not to do and they don't teach it to you in antenatal class. Called his mum and announced it on Facebook before I'd even birthed the placenta. Brilliant. Announced it on Facebook?

Oh my gosh. You have to tell them, hey, I'm telling you, please don't tell anyone else. Okay. Clint, Meg and Dan. Clint, Meg and Dan. Dan's in trouble off here. He wants...

Dad's hoping I give my water's break on air. Imagine if we have a live birth. That is a radio award. We should have a tarp in studio just in case. Just in case. Yeah. Never know. You never know, Mick.

We've spoken into the universe. Imagine if me, Clint, and I deliver it. Oh, God, that'd bring us closer. We've got hand sanitiser here always. Honestly, Carl, producer Carl, will be setting up the rig, getting microphones right down at the business end. Yeah, TikTok live. You can watch the birth live TikTok now.

Yeah, just text baby to 3343. We'll send you a link. One, two, three, four. New music Friday. Brand new. We're all concerned it's the bad guy we got. It's a big new music Friday. A couple of dance tracks that I'm really into.

Released by Rudimental Khalid. Obviously, we know Rudimental Khalid hasn't been around for a wee while. So these two together, they've released All I Know. Good running track. That goes up against another dance track by Alisto and Becky Hill called Surrender. Another one. Becky never misses. Becky never misses.

Okay, you know Joe from this song? I really liked his, like, the one after that, Basic Being Basic. Yeah, you guys interviewed him, you loved him. He was a lovely guy, yeah. He's got a new song out called Potion. Is it him singing? He doesn't look like he sounds, though. Nah.

He's got a whole seto for it. Could be a grower. I like it. Look at that. Isn't that fun? Mm-hmm. It's a bit more of a folky sound. This is the folk mood.

The folk's coming back, eh? I'm a big fan of it. I love it. Kaylee Bell, Kiwi country artist, ring on it. Okay. Here we go. Here we go. I like her.

I don't think she gets enough credit, Kaylee Bell, for her international success in New Zealand. She's amazing. Like, outside of New Zealand. She's so famous. That's going to be a hit. She's going to be so good on the country charts overseas with that one. Miley Cyrus is releasing a new song today. It's her first single off her new album called Something Beautiful.

The song is called The End. It's not out yet, but here's the teaser. Let's pretend it's not the end of the world. Let's pretend it's not the end of the world. That's all we get. It's been a good week for new music. It has been. And we're about to listen to it in full.

But get excited because this is the brand new one from Azazam. Sorry, from Ed Sheeran called Azazam. What's Azazam? I think it's a word that's not in English. Clearly. Oh, a little dancey number. You only hearing it? It's a Persian term meaning my dear or my beloved.

Ed Sheeran sounds quite different in it, eh? He's got a different look as well at the moment. He's sort of changed his hairstyle a little bit. There's a little bit more kind of streamlined to his normal messy look. Okay, well, let's play it in full. The brand new song from Ed Sheeran just dropped today. Very first play on the edge. Also, if you're a little strapped for cash and you want $1,000,

give us a call now because we will give $1,000 away next. Sound good? Yeah. Clint McAdam, you from Ed Sheeran. Turn it up. Let us know what you think. It's 19 to 9, Edge. Clint, Megan, Dan.

Clint, Megan, Dan. That's brand new from Ed Sheeran. It's called Azizam. Just dropped today. First play on the Edge. Caller, you can give us a call now. 0800 The Edge ASB. What do you think of the song, by the way, Dan?

I really liked the new one from Ed Sheeran, if I'm honest. It's a bit of a different sound, real different sound from him, but sort of upbeat. But I like it. Really, really like it. Well, ASB, their latest innovation is helping prevent impersonation scams. And we've had a bit of a jackpot. How much money do we have to give away today, Clint?

Yesterday, the 500 bucks didn't go, so it's jackpotted today, and you can win $1,000 cash. How good? Very nice. $1,000. $1,000. All right, Meg. Who's the person playing this morning and winning themselves a grand

going into the weekend? It's Emmy this morning. Hey, Emmy. Hi. How are you? Good, Emmy. Good, Emmy. We're about to New Zealand, are you?

Is it wet weather where you are? Yes, it is. I'm in Whangarei. You're good, Emi. We're about to New Zealand, are you? Is it wet weather where you are? Yes, it is. I'm in Whangarei. Oh, yes, yes. It's basically wet all over the country just for a couple of spots. So, Emi, you just need to pick who has been impersonated over the last sort of 30 seconds or so, really. Is it Clint, Meg or myself?

Tricky. Oh, that's so hard. I didn't realise we already started. It already started. Somebody has been impersonated. Emmy, who is it? I think it's Clint. She's back on!

I haven't said a single word until just now, Emmy, actually. All of that was AI. Wait, did I get it right? Yeah, you did. You got it 100% correct. You have $1,000 going in your bank account for the weekend. Oh, my God, thank you so much. You're welcome.

Yeah, well done, Amy. I must say, Clint, I do want to know this weekend what you're going to be up to. I'd love to ask you the question. What are you doing this week? I'll probably get some more Botox injections, another tan, and get my teeth whitened. Just the usual weekend for me. Yeah. And long-term plans. Yeah. And long term plans.

What's your long term plans out of interest? I just desperately want to get back on TV. If anybody from TVNZ wants to get in touch, I'm not picky. Put me in front of a camera and it'll perform. I think if you call it TVNZ they might not. Yes. And any last words

Clint before we go to a song? Probably not. I'm a pathetic little man. Yes, never a true word said there. Great. Okay. Great. So you and Producer Carl having a lot of fun with the chatbot software. Good.

No, no, no. What's the chatbot? Congrats, Emi. We're going to get that $1,000 into your account ASAP, okay? Thank you so much. Have a good day. You're welcome, Emi. And what are you, Clint, by the way?

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actually you weren't too far off with my plans this weekend I knew it would have been yeah it's starting to get cold. The fake tan will start coming out. Okay, we'll take a quick break.

And then when we come back, he will give us a scandal update and DJ Sean Hill will jump in on the decks in about 10, 15. Yeah, it's a special scandal from my darling dear boy, Dan. Oh, okay. Okay. All right. I'm a pathetic little man.

Okay, stop with Dan. There we go. Clint, Megan, Dan. All right, Daniel, name your top five favourite people in stop with Dan. There we go. Clint, Meg and Dan. All right, Daniel. Name your top five favourite people in the world. Ricky Gervais. Mm-hmm. You mean celebrities or are we going like anybody?

I think of anybody. Okay, well, I'd go my wife first. Yeah, that would have been probably... And then I'd go probably my son second. Okay, and then the next three. And then my mum. Yeah, okay, with the next two. Okay.

And then... Celine, obviously. Celine Dion, I love three. And then my mum. Yeah, okay, with the next three. Okay. And then... Celine, obviously. Celine Dion, I love her. Ricky Gervais. Clint, are you all right? You're missing one of your faves. I can't believe this is happening. Who's your favourite?

Lewis Hamilton. No, who's your favourite? Liam Lawson. Who's your favourite? Of all time. Robbie. Bloody Robert Irwin. Oh, Robert Irwin. Oh, Robert Irwin.

Oh, no, he's top five. Like, maybe top five. So what did I just ask for? Top five. Okay. Robert Irwin is the new Bonds ambassador. Really? What?

Look at him in his undies. Bobby. Let me show you some little pickies of Bobby Irwin. Jeez, he's got a ripped six pack. Yeah, he's got a six pack, man. Oh my goodness. Is that AI? Yeah.

Look at him here. Jesus. He's got a snake on him there as well. Look at Robbie. Literally, he's holding a snake. Can I just say? Man. Oh, you'd have to.

Is that his real body? Yeah. Man, I get jealous of guys that can get that body. Look at him holding this lizard. This big lizard. Yeah. He's got a big lizard. A couple of snakes in this picture.

That is a huge salamander. You would think, Meg, what do they do? Does Bonds give you a run-up of like four months going, hey, we want you with your shirt off to be the new Bonds ambassador? So you go, cool, I won't eat any carbs for the next 100 days. If they sign me up and go, you've got four months, they'll go, you've somehow got worse. He's done a little interview.

He said, I'm single. It's funny. I'm at this point in my life where I'm like, I'm so open to that, but I'm just waiting for the stars to align. So, Mr. Robbie, I've got some, Robert to 3343, if you want to see these photos of Robert Irwin in all his glory, in some Bonds undies, a six-pack, in some big old snakes and lizards.

Do they pad it out the front so that everyone's the same? I don't know, because it looks... It looks like everyone's the same there. He's packing. Yeah, he's like... With all jokes aside, goodness me, I think Robert Irwin is one of the coolest celebrities in the world. We know that's why...

Not because of this. This is just an added extra for people that I guess find him attractive. But man, he is just so good for animals around the world, you know, the environment. Oh, they're just curious. They're just curious. Leave them alone. Thirsty people.

Robert to 3343, you're going to be happy. Leighton, Laura, Tony. He's only 21. Come on. Oh, shit, I can't say that. Is he only 21? I think he's early. Maybe he's 22 now. Tony. He's only 21. Come on. Oh, shit, I can't say that. Is he only 21? I think he's early. Maybe he's 22 now, but he's...

Oh, he's an adult. Yeah, he's... Well, just... Also, he... Okay, well, he knows what he's doing when he's doing a spread leg photo in underwear. That's not on me to be like, oh, look at this respectable young man.

That's a man that wants to be... Oh, my God. ...googled at. The amount of people that are texting through Robert right now is blowing me away. Stacey, Maddie. Yeah, you didn't know we see your names, huh? All right.

Well, you text me. I want to hear your thoughts. Once you see those photos, let me know what you think of. Did Bonds make the right decision to make Robert Irwin their... There you go. Ange is yelling, where's the photo? We're going to call Ange because she's texted with pic. Then she texts back and keeps panicking. Ange is just panicking. Ange is panicking.'s the photo? We're going to call Ange because she's texted with pic. Then she texts back and keeps prancing back.

Ange is panicking. Ange is panicking. You have to text Robert. Hello. I'm sorry. I didn't know it was Robert. I thought it was pic. Ange has dropped everything and she's going to be late to work.

What you need to do, Ange, is hang up from us and text Robert to 3343, all right? Okay, it's worth it. Just be patient. She's gone. She's gone. She's gone. She's gone. She's gone. She's gone. She's like, I don't want to talk to you anymore.

Yeah, look, I know, look, we are sexualising the guy, but he's sexualising himself in this footage. He's doing an underwear shoot. Come on. Yeah, you can't do an underwear shoot, rip your shirt off, and then be like, oh, guys, come on, don't objectify me. I don't think.

Yeah, Stacey said, damn, I'd let him hold the snake. He's looking really fine. He's looking really fine. Carl, you're going to write me about it. Yeah, that's 457 texts, Robert, in. Oh, my God, it just started to fly. Wow, these are going crazy. Yeah, it's going very, very quickly.

Well, there you go. Far out. You know, my brother, my brother Simon, he lives in Australia. Yeah, beautiful. And he came back to visit over Christmas, and he brought me a Robert Irwin calendar. And it's just him with different animals, fully clothed. But yeah, and that apparently sold out in Australia.

He's like the, I reckon he could run for Prime Minister of Australia and he'd win landslide victory. Alice said, my daughter asked why we're sitting in the car and not moving. She's been very responsible mumming right now. Why are we not going to do the mum? And she's looking at her phone for a little bit, that's all. Oh, my God. Okay, all right, we'll take a quick break. Back in three, and DJ Sean Hill jumping on the decks with a Friday mix.

He's my dream interview. I reckon it'd be an interesting interview to chat to. I wouldn't mind it either. Is interview, like, another word for man? No. Okay. Holy shit, you made it the whole way through. If you want more,

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