The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW #491 A new low for the show...

Episode Date: April 6, 2025

In today's episode of the Clint, Meg, and Dan podcast, the team kick things off with some lighthearted banter as they introduce the show and share highlights from their weekends. Clint and Meg recount hilarious open home experiences, revealing shocking and quirky real estate red flags. The team dives into the 'Men Writing Women' segment, bringing back some fan-favorite old scripts and laughing at their past attempts at writing from a female perspective. There's a discussion about Robert Irwin's viral thirst trap photos and their impact on the internet. Olivia Attwood drops by to talk about her new season of 'Getting Filthy Rich', and the gang discusses the wildest side hustles and surprising ways people make money. The episode wraps up with a funny game of guessing old Facebook statuses and an update on 'The Big Bang' event. Don't miss the laughs, insights, and unexpected moments! 00:44 Weekend Zoo Adventures02:27 Chart-Topping Tunes and TikTok Trends03:44 Ed Sheeran's New Song: Hit or Flop?04:40 Katy Perry's Teenage Dream Album Discussion06:48 Concert Experiences and Stage Presence08:50 Minecraft Movie Reviews and Box Office Success13:15 Awkward Compliments and Listener Calls17:52 Toilet Study: Are You Healthy?26:30 Men Writing Women33:21 Robert Irwin's Viral Photos37:38 Married at First Sight Engagement News39:37 Social Media Proposals41:33 Interview with Olivia Atwood45:46 Side Hustles and Surprising Jobs59:36 Real Estate Red Flags01:04:18 Who's Facebook Status?01:08:27 The Big Bang01:11:59 Popular Baby Names  

This is a podcast from Rover. Ever wanted to eavesdrop on a group chat that should never see the light of day? Congrats, you've found it. This is the Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Good morning everyone. Christchurch, New Plymouth, Gizzy, Dunedin, Napier, Parmy, Invercargill, Nelson, Roto-Vegas, Wings Town, Pungaday, Wellington, Hamilton. I've told you for the hundredth time,

stop scratching it and take your antibiotics. Ah, goodness sake. Anyway, we've got these. Wait, is that meant to be us? Come on, give us some heat. Yeah, more than that, please, surely. Do that voice. It's Clint Magandine.

Morning, team. Welcome, welcome to the show. Hope you had a bloody great weekend. Yes, great weekend. Meg and I went to the zoo yesterday, Clint. I didn't want to invite you, but you've been to the zoo like twice in a week, so I was like, Clint, stop. It's all the dinosaurs. Yeah.

My goodness me. If you're in Auckland ever, go to the zoo and see the dinosaurs. It was amazing. Yeah, it's so cool. They've done such a cool job. I felt so stupidly like a loser quite proud. I was like, this is really impressive. Do you know, it's only going to be there until October as well. I know, I couldn't believe it.

I was like, what a waste. They've got all these dinosaurs and then they get rid of them. The guy goes, oh, they just rent them. Yeah, we wondered that. We spoke about that. We wondered if they rented them because it's cheaper and then they know they're going to get it. But I feel sorry for the animal. Because no matter what animal goes then they know they're going to get it. But I feel sorry

for the animal. Because no matter what animal goes in the eggs, they're going to be like, oh, it's just a shitty rhino.

There used to be big Tyrannosaurus with its robots. Anybody thought about the poor animal that has to go in there? And everyone's

like, oh, it's crap. The only way to go up from there is to get real dinosaurs. Jurassic Park, that shit. And they can't win.

Yeah. All right, going to be a fun show. Cash Drapped back this week, but only at 8 o'clock. So if you do want to win, you're going to have to be listening at 8. And then this Friday, Dan's going to be heading to Dunners, the north ground in Dunedin, with $3,000 up for grabs.

Yeah, my favourite place in New Zealand is Dunedin. Is it? No. You've never seen it? No, no, no. You've never, never seen it. But I'll be there, Friday. Three-legged race.

So if you do want to win that $3,000 on Friday and you're in Dunners, you're going to need to find a partner in crime for that one. I'd imagine. Am I three-legged as well, or am I just on my two legs? That's what I need to... Have I got someone that's with me?

I imagine you're a two-legged man. But then that makes it very hard for the three-legged people to catch me. Well, otherwise, who are you doing it with? Dunno. Alright, Dan hasn't read his emails. The Clint, Meg and Dan Podcast. Meg was actually telling us about a couple of old tunes

that have just entered the charts again. Re-entered? We don't know why. There must be a reason. Clint would say maybe they're in a movie. Like if they're in a kid's movie. Like Minecraft or something. Well, you've seen Minecraft. Did it have any of these songs in it, Clint?

Not that I remember. So the global charts are set at like 200. So what is the top 200 songs? The Billboard charts. Yeah, the Billboard charts. Top 200 songs around the world or the top 200 Spotify charts. And two songs are suddenly back in there at number 198. It's Beauty and a Beat with Justin Bieber and Nicki Minaj.

And at 190, it's Last Friday Night by Katy Perry. Banger. So weird. Yeah, 1.198 million streams, and people were just listening. Could be a TikTok thing as well. TikTok is where I always think songs are suddenly. They need to reduce it to 100. No one's caring if they're in the top 200, are they?

Unless they're, like, no one's going, guys, I made 198 in the world best song charts. I thought you'd also like this little fun fact, where is it? I saw that, you know, old Ed Sheeran, he just released a song, which is a flop. Is it a bit of a flop? It's a total flop. His song debuted at number 27 on the Spotify charts,

which only got a million more plays than Katy Perry's last Friday night. Yeah, this is the new one Meg's talking about. Not good for Ed. I think everybody loves Ed, and he's a lovely guy. This is just not his best. I also just think people are fatigued of him. He's done too much. I think if he came back with a real Castle on the Hill, Shape of You banger,

like this age, you know, I think he would have been great. But this, he came back with not his best song. I just think he needs to go on a long holiday. He did go on a long holiday. He's been gone for like two. Has he? Yeah. It doesn't feel holiday. He's been gone for like two. Has he? Yeah. It doesn't feel like that.

It doesn't feel like it. He's just so prolific and such a talented songwriter that I just don't think he can stop. And I get that, but at the same time, I think he just needs to. Looks like Katy Perry's getting another spin. She might jump up to 197. Here she goes.

Here it is. You see him throw back. Come on, Katy. The Clint, Meg and Dan Podcast. We're just talking about that album, Teenage Dream. Yeah. Surely would it have to be in the top five pop albums of all time? In terms of its success, in terms of the amount of singles that came from it, Meg?

Yeah, I think, I mean, if you look at how many songs, I think it's like eight singles. It's an unbelievable album. It should be the best of all time, but I feel like people will be too uppity about it. You know, it's all, it's Katy Perry, she can't have the best pop album. Well, it was most successful.

Yeah. So I'll tell you this, it didn't even make the top 10 of the list I'm looking at. Shut up. The Rolling Stone, top 10 albums of all time. In fact, some of the albums

I've never even heard of. I'll give you some highlights. Number eight, Adele 21. Okay. And number eight of the best pop albums of all time. Seven, Lord Mellow Drama. I love that album. I'll agree with that. Even higher than Pure Heroine.

Well, yeah, I did like Pure. Interesting, yeah. I really like Mellow Drama. Six, Drake Take Care, his album. The sixth best pop album of all time. Come on. Absolutely not. Was Katy Perry not even there? Taylor Swift Red, coming in at number four. It's the best pop album of all time. Kendrick Lamar to Pimper Butterfly, number three. there. Taylor Swift, Red, coming in at number four. This is the best pop album of all time. Kendrick Lamar to Pimper Butterfly, number three.

No. Number two, what are you thinking? It'll be something like The Beatles. No, no. Dua Lipa. Beyonce, Lemonade. And number one, whoever made this list. I did like Lemonade, actually.

Whoever made this list. Now Dua Lipa. Is high. No. She's not actually. Whoever made this list is high. She's not even in the top 20, Clint. Miley. Kanye West, my dark, twisted fantasy. Blah. Really?

Number one? Before you tell me about how good Do It was, and I sit here in total regret of not going to that concert, Clint, can I just quickly read out the songs that came from Teenage Dream that didn't make their list? Yeah. So this is one album. Teenage Dream, Firework, The One That Got Away,

California Girls, Last Friday Night, Not Like The Movies, if you remember that song. So that's what? That's six top singles straight out of, and I think it was like a 10 album. Yeah. It was an incredible album. Anyway, okay, Clint.

To Dually, please. Anyway, okay, Clint. To do a leap of faith. Oh my goodness. The expectation wasn't overly high until people were like, oh my God, it's one of the greatest concerts I've ever been to. And then it was high.

And then I was like, okay, now it is high. But man, she is phenomenal. Great performer, eh? Such a good vocalist, such a good performer. I actually left on her first concert

when she first came to New Zealand I went to it and I walked out really yeah because she knows stage presence she was just walking

back and forth like a caged tiger so the growth of that woman is incredible I'm not trying to be a dancer I was always just

blown away I've seen her I think twice I didn't go this time but I was blown away last time with her vocal because she's not known for that is she she's not known for being an amazing singer I was always just blown away. I've seen her, I think, twice. I didn't go this time. But I was blown away last time with her vocal. Because she's not known for that, is she?

She's not known for being an amazing singer. Yeah, I thought she was. The only person I was kind of annoyed at was my nine-year-old daughter. When she said, Dad, I'm getting quite tired. And I was like, it's got four more songs to go. And she's like, I'd already seen the set list. And all of her bangers, her four more songs to go and she's like I'd already seen the set list and all of like her bangers like her fourth biggest like her four big songs

were all at the end and I was like sure babe it's like quarter to ten she's nine that's fine and I was watching everyone's Instagram

and I was like I don't remember seeing that I didn't see that well she does a bit where she gets on like a thing floats over the audience right yeah

did you see that part no I didn't see that in that red that part? No, I didn't see that. In that red, fluffy, like, dress thing. No, I didn't see that. I just saw it on Instagram. How quick were her changes in between? Outfit changes? Yeah, pretty good, because you'd see her sort of disappear,

and her dancers would be dancing. Oh, right. My daughter would go, where'd she go? And I was like, oh, she's going to change. And then phenomenal costuming in that as well. And because the last two gigs I've been to, like country gigs with Chris Stpleton and Luke Combs. Women do so much more than they do.

It's so stupid. It's unbelievable. The theatrics and the acrobatics and the outfit changes. And the country dudes just do a shooey bourbon. Can you imagine if Luke Combs did a costume change though every time? Coming out in a different shade of jean or something. A new flannel, yeah. He's like, I just changed my shirt because the other one was dripping wet.

I'm sweat. I'm so unfit, yeah. He's like, I just changed my shirt because the other one was dripping wet from sweat. I'm so unfit, man. And beer from the shoeie. All right, it's quarter past six. Coming up next, Mick's got a scandal we'll get to and what's been happening over the weekend. Yeah, I actually was really interested in this. The Minecraft movie. I have not heard, like, not great things about the movie itself, but in the lead up.

So how did it actually do in the box office, which is where it's important? Yeah, because Rotten Tomatoes, I think it was like 57% in the first week. It was bad. It was bad, bad. Actually, I'll get those too, Clint, so we can relate it. No, you're right.

It's how much money it makes. Not what the critics think. And if it makes lots of money, that's a successful film. Yeah, I mean, you're not going to Minecraft, you know, to see a critically acclaimed film, are you? Exactly. Yeah.

Clint, Meg and Dan. Scandal with Meg. Well, first off, Clint, no brand has come to claim the pink leather fringe jacket that Jason Momoa wore in the Minecraft movie. Do not get fooled by all the knock-off websites that are selling it for $100.

I know. So don't do it. It would have been handmade by somebody on set by the custom designer. And you can find ones that are similar, but do not buy off a website that has his photo dodgily cut out on the green screen and they say that they've got it

because it won't be good. You do buy a few things from those dodgy websites. They're not good. You've been known to do it. I now have a rule. I don't buy anything that is just randomly advertised like on Instagram. Like if it's like randomly advertised on Instagram.

It was randomly advertised on me because Instagram don't actually have any responsibility for it. So anyone can just advertise their business and then they'll send it out from some factory in China. It looks nothing like the photos that they've actually advertised it. I found some very cool fringe jackets for you, but they are $7,000 American dollars. So I'll send you the links and we'll go from... You want them to be the real deal.

I've been looking up the ratings for a Minecraft movie. Yeah, 49% on Rotten Tomatoes. Not great. Didn't give me high hopes for it. 6.1 out of 10 on IMDB. But something that was quite cool, the audience rating, which

is, to me, what actually matters. The People's Choice Awards. Versus one person. Have the little popcorn icon next to it, eh? 4.3 out of 5. That's pretty good. Or is that out of 10? No, it's out of 5. Okay.

So I think that's great. Somebody even commented, absolutely life-changing. From the moment, okay, no, do you want to hear the rest of it? Yeah, go on. How did it change their life? Listen, this is John. This was seven minutes ago John wrote this. Bloody hell.

Seven minutes ago. When did he watch this? He's still frothing it. Absolutely life-changing. From the moment the opening scene lit up the screen, I knew the Minecraft movie was going to be something truly special. As a long-time fan of the game, I went in with high hopes. What I experienced was beyond anything I could have imagined. Yeah, but he's been a long-term fan of the game. So of course with high hopes. What I experienced was beyond anything I could have imagined.

Yeah, but he's been a long-term fan of the game. So of course he's going to like it. But would that make you more susceptible to not liking it because you're such

a try-hard man? Because your standards are almost too high for the movie to ever... I don't know about susceptible but I mean it would be... What is the word I mean? Susceptible.

Thank you. Just don't add a B in the middle there. And I think, yeah, I think genuinely if you're going into it and you're a fan of the game, of course you're going to like the movie, really. Aren't you?

Yeah, but I thought there would be, like, say my kids would love it, right? But, like, you're saying, Meg, if it's a grown-ass and they just love Minecraft forever. I'm going to stop you here. Oh, is he being sarcastic? No, no, no, no. I've scrolled down. There must be a Reddit thread somebody somewhere. All these different people were writing the exact same review

over and over over the last 30 minutes. Oh, my God. It's Jack Black's mum. Jack Black's mum. Yeah, she's like, come on, guys. Yeah, come on. It's a good movie. Come on.

Life-changing. Absolutely life-changing. I've been a fan of the game for years. Jack's like, mum, if you're going to write fake reviews, you've got to change the review. Carla Ramirez, Doge Harden, Dak Official, Jack Johnson,

the building nacho, Jake Gunselman, all writing the exact same thing. So maybe take that with a grain of salt. But what I will say is how much it made in its opening weekend was $301 million American dollars at the global box office,

which is the biggest ever domestic box office opening for a video game movie. Yeah. 300 million! That's a lot. That's actually really, really high. Yeah. It's not what I expected either

but I guess it's like maybe the kind of teen age has been dying for this sort of thing. That's more than Jurassic Park made in its first weekend. Shut up, really?

But that was back in 1994 so I'm patient. Oh, that's very... Yeah, yeah, yeah. But still one of the greatest moves of all time yeah yeah yeah there you go oh god wow okay far out oh jack black and jason moe will be happy they might get a minecraft too yeah and jack black's mum's got to think of some different ways she's really got to change her wording clint megan dan someone told dan what

did they what's the compliment they gave your baby someone said well he's like he's one so he's what do you call him, a toddler? Yeah, and I'm not going to say who it was, but they came up to her, like they were looking at my baby, and they go, oh, he's cute. No, no, you didn't say that. No, no, no, well, and then they go, he's hot.

And I was like, oh, that's a funny thing to say about a baby. And then they rephrase it like, oh, no, he will be hot when he's older. Even then. Even then? If a man came up to me and said, ooh, she's hot, she's going to be, I'm going to put her on lay-by about my child. Ooh, yeah.

I slowly led George away. I was like, come on, Daddy. Come on, Daddy. Let's go away from this lady. Jail. Instant jail. Instant jail. Instant jail.

You can't say that about a baby. Yeah, right. Let's go to Kent. Morning, Kent. Morning. How we going? Morning. Kent is a forklift operator loading trucks.

What a good Kent. He drives his wife's Suzuki Swift. Doesn't have his own car. He's a Libra. What? Wait, wait. You drive your wife's car. What do you mean?

You just have one car that you share. We've got two cars. She drives the car for the baby, mate. Oh, yeah, the baby. Oh, you make it. It's definitely not your car. It's my wife's Suzuki Swift. It's not my Swift.

Hey, you're a good man, Kent, if you let your wife drive the big car and you're driving around in the little Suzuki Swift. Let. Yeah, mate, that's the one. Where the big car and you're driving around in the little Suzuki Swift? Let? Yeah, mate, that's the one. Where am I? I'm in the wrong place. I'm in enemy territory here.

What is going on? We've got a star sign, which is Libra, and his nickname is Ning Brother. That is going to be my question for this morning, so don't ask too much about that, boys. How was your weekend, Kent? Yeah, it was pretty good. Do you mind if I start with a question for you guys?

Oh, okay. Oh, the scarcity. Not at all. No, it's freaking me out. Have you ever been to Petone? Yeah, I know Petone very well. Very, very well. Yeah, I avoided it at all costs, but go on.

Do you know if they have a Z? Oh, God, no, I don't know if they have a Z. Oh, you know it very, very well, then. Yeah, I know Petone because I grew up there. I don't go there. Well, did you go to Z? Did your mum ever drive there? I don't think they had Z when I was in 1994.

Well, they do. Yeah, well, anyway, anyway. I don't know that well, but I know well enough to have a Z, yes? They do. They do have one, yes. If they did have a Z, wouldn't that make it Pet Zone? Pet Zone. He's making a joke. You two are about to laugh. I don't get it. Pet Zone. So pet zone? Pet zone. He's making a joke.

You two are about to laugh. I don't get it. Pet zone. So it's not Petoni. It's pet with a Z zone. Pet zone. Oh, I see what he's done there. He's done a little bit of a gag.

Yeah. Click laugh. You laugh. I'm laughing. Okay, producers are laughing. They're like, again? Yeah. Oh, good on you. Good on you. I'll send that one off to the client.'re like, again? Yeah. Oh, good on you.

Good on you, Ken. I'll shoot that one off to the client. Yeah, moving on. Hey, you know what? There you go. You got us there. Yeah, it's good. Sometimes, you know, the joke game, Ken,

sometimes you throw shit at a wall, and sometimes it doesn't stick. Slides straight off. Oh, yeah, he's like, please move on, please. Okay, how did he get his nickname? How did he get the nickname Ning Brother? Mm-hmm. I reckon he went to do a zinger of a joke, move on please okay how did he get his nickname how did he get the nickname ning brother i reckon he went to do a zinger of a joke but it fell flat so it was

yeah there you go okay um i reckon you and you and one of the bros got caught doing those like nos canisters at the dairy nice to call you ning and call you Ning and Nang. Oh my God. Aren't they Nangs when you do those little nascots? Yeah, they are Nangs. Little Nangs. Ning and Nang. Because it's a Ning brother

and then there's the Nang brother. I get it, Clint. Yeah. Kent, I mean, how did Kent get his nickname, Dan? I think he's got a friend, a little friend whose last name's Ning.

Okay. And they're so close, everybody's like, they're brothers, you know? And so he's kind of got that Ning brother that's what I'd go oh Jesus

I think they're probably all miles off but Kent somehow you have to try and work out which one's closest to the truth yeah we have to go

for whoever was third his name's Dan last name ends with Ning and I'm a Ning brother Ning brother yeah oh you say it like that now it makes sense yeah okay oh I love that His name's Dan. His last name ends with Ning. And I'm a Ning-ba-da. Ning-ba-da.

Oh, you say it like that. Now it makes sense. Yeah, okay. I love that power play from Kent, though, to be like, whoever spoke third. Yeah, yeah. Who's the third guy there? That's a good one.

Yeah. Hey, my name's Dan Kent, okay? You need to say my name's Kent. You're merely my type of girl now. Hey, well, you can go to Pet Zone with the $20 voucher for calling up this morning, Kent. Hell yeah. Yeah, of girl, no. Hey, well, you can go to Pet Zone with the $20 voucher for calling up this morning, Kent.

Hell yeah. Yeah, right? We'll get it out to you. You can download the Z app today and get Z rewards points on almost everything that you buy.

Coming up next on the show, Dan's got a new toilet study he'd like to bring to the show and we said, cool, you can do that in the 6am hour.

Yeah, I think we all can partake in this and it's going to be very important for you to listen next because you're going to know if you're healthy or need to see a doctor. And if you want to check, we'll get a bit of an inclination as to how your health is going at the moment.

Dan reckons he has the trick, and it doesn't take very long to do. Yeah, and it's to do with when you go number ones in the toilet. Okay. Very, very simple thing. Time yourself when you're number ones in the toilet, okay? Very, very simple thing. Time yourself when you're going in there. Because if you're taking longer than 21 seconds to empty your bladder, maybe you need to go to the doctor and get checked.

There's a myriad of things that could be taking longer to go to the bathroom. It could be something to do just as simple as like pelvic floor is a bit weaker than it should be to bladder infections, to even more serious stuff. I'm doing my pelvic floors right now. Yeah, good. I mean, that's the good thing

about doing Kegels. No one ever knows you're doing them. Unless you say it. Yeah. I was seeing in the study that Dan's bringing to our attention, because there are animals in the animal kingdom that can have bladders that are half a litre in size, and then others that'll have like a 10 litre bladder, and they all empty it under 21 seconds.

Yeah, at the same time. Because their urethra is larger. Oh, I see where you're saying. Yeah, they're able to empty a bladder that's 10 times the size because they're emptying it 10 times as fast. An elephant's bladder, 18 litres it can hold. Crazy. Crazy, yeah, and a cat's bladder. It still can get rid of it in under 21 seconds.

That's the magic number. The average cat bladder? 5 mils. Isn't that interesting? Nothing. It wasn't like a teaspoon. Yeah. 5 mils. According to this study. Don't worry about my cat. She drinks a lot of water. Yeah, that can indicate kidney issues if you're

drinking too much water. But yeah, we're talking about humans now. And yeah, 21 seconds exactly. If you're drinking too much water. But yeah, we're talking about humans now. And yeah, 21 seconds exactly. If you're doing it shorter than that, fine. Happy days. If you're taking longer than 21 seconds, I reckon you need to go to the doctor, and so does Janice Miller, PhD.

Oh, cool. She's one of the people that has done this study. She got a pretty huge degree. Degree, yeah. And she studied many, many years. She's done a three-year study on the amount of time it takes for a human to... Three-year study! Wow.

Janice or Janet? Janice. Janice, yeah. Or a guest. So I think next, one of us... Imagine when Janice comes home and you're like, hey babe, how was the day? Still working on that magic number for the urine thing?

She's like, yep. Well, it's been two years, babe. Do you reckon you want to move on? She says, no, we'll get it. No, no, we'll get it. I think you need to do three years to get a good sort of sample of different people. My wife did a PhD and she took three years to do hers. Hers was on pregnancy.

So I think most PhDs you have to give it a good amount of time. Wow, so Janice chose, I'm going to see how long people should urinate for to be deemed healthy or unhealthy. Do you think it's though they do it because then they're like, well, that means nobody else is going to do it, so I'll get the funding? They're like, well, we haven't had any P ones come through, so I guess Janice's passes.

You know what I mean? Yeah, like the more unique, the more likely. Like I thought when I chose clarinet at intermediate to learn that I'd get private lessons because nobody else would want to learn clarinet. I was wrong. I was at a big old class of nerds. Yeah.

And you still can't play the clarinet. Still can't play the clarinet. Yeah. That was a waste of time, just as much as Janice's study was, really, to be honest. Okay, so bags not. Okay, shotgun not. I'm drinking coffee.

Waiting for Meg to take a sip. So next, Meg is going to go and go to the toilet. Yeah. So you're going to urinate and you're going to try and do it under 21 seconds and mic yourself so we can hear it. Otherwise, what's the point? Do you guys hear what you're saying? Yeah.

You still happy with it? Everybody in the room, every boy that I've got here, Carl, Olivia, Dan, Clint, all happy with this? What we're doing. Yes. If only there was a woman to stick up for you. All right, well, let's mic Meg up and see if she's healthy or not and if she can do it in under 21 seconds.

We'll all cheer you on. Oh, thanks, guys. Just what I wanted. We need two mics, though, don't we? Yeah. We'll just do one. Thank you. Clint, Meg and Dan.

This is a real shame what you're making Meg do, a professional broadcaster, Dan. Professional. Yeah. We'll just do one. Thank you. Clint, Meg and Dan. This is a real shame what you're making Meg do, a professional broadcaster, Dan. Professional? Yeah. Yeah. I reckon this is a new low for Meg, and it's your fault. You brought it to the table. I don't think that's a new low.

She's done a few low things in her time and her career. But we've just found a study that has been done over the last couple of months, a three-year study, and it's found out that if you are taking longer than 21 seconds to urinate, there could be some serious underlying health issues that you should get checked. Are you all right, me? What's all the noise? What are you doing?

It's just a sit, just saying. That was a sit noise. Okay, when there's pain I think there should be even more of a check done by the doctor So what you're going to do is you're going to do your number ones and we're going to time it So tell me exactly what you want me to do, Dan

Go on, make it real clear this is your idea Well, I don't want to mansplain urination to you, Meg But I think that's what we're going to do. All you need to do is do your business, and we're going to time it just to see how long it takes and if you need to go to the doctor, because if it takes longer than 21 seconds for you to empty your bladder, there's something wrong.

Okay? Okay. Okay, so you just let us know when you start. You give us the countdown. Yep. Okay, well, I'm sure you'll hear it. Here we go. Have you started?

Have you started? Is she trolling? Yeah, I'm finished. What? We didn't know you'd started. I didn't start the clock. How did you not hear it? You obviously didn't mic up the... Try again. No, okay.

I had my phone very close. Okay. Let me try again. Let me try again. But now it doesn't work. Clint, no. Here we go. I've started the timer.

Can you hear that? Yes, I'm hearing it. Oh, Megan! Is she still there? I don't know. Okay. It's Megan! Let's notch this up as a new low, okay?

So what's happened there is Meg's in the toilet. Clint's obviously realised that we weren't getting the gold out of it. So he's moved the mic down to his bottom and found it. No. No, Dan. Meg was going wheeze and accidentally relaxed a little too much. I'm not going to have my Meg made a laugh of, made a joke of, just because you've just done a little gag there, okay?

So what's happened there is that's a fail. Science is the loser on the day. We didn't even time it. Someone's texted Rod, said radio awards for sure. I think you're taking the piss, Rod. Someone else said, Clint, you're an arse. I agree with you. I just said nothing.

Oh, Meg's back. There she is. Okay. Meg, it was really unfortunate, but when you were doing away, I think you relaxed your muscles a little too much there. Shut up, Clint. I didn't.

Did you fart? No, Meg, don't put this on me. All right, Dan. Pennies dropped. Pennies dropped. Okay, why don't we just notch this one up as a fail? We'll move on, and let's promise that we'll be better after this. Hard to be worse.

Yeah. Clint, Meg, and Dan. It is going down on Wednesday. A great relationship was in a dead fish place. Life was busy, sex had vanished. Was it actually over? Wait. The edge began to scheme, the studio began to steam.

Clint, Meg and Dan said, hey, then why not six for all? Let's have an orgasm. You, me and your mum and the guy that lives next door to me, we're all gonna have a big bang. The big bang. Come together with everyone around the country to reignite the spark in your relationship. that lives next door to me. We're all gonna have a big bang. The big bang. Come together with everyone around the country to reignite the spark in your relationship. Yes, indeedy.

It's happening this Wednesday, hump day, everybody. Yeah, it's coming out quick. I'm excited. I'm excited to get involved. Hey. I have put it in the diary, in our shared diary, my wife and I. Oh, but have you verbally said anything?

I haven't told my wife. I haven't really spoken about it. No. Yeah, but I think, you know, once it's in the diary, it's sort of, she'll look on Wednesday and go, oh, what's this? Yeah. And hopefully they'll wait for the discussion. Yeah, just surprise. Maybe we can do that later on in the show.

We could do an official, hey, are we participating in the Big Bang? Yeah. I just assumed we were because it's a show thing, but I guess, you know. Yeah. Could you run it by them? Pretty sure I'll be all right, but if we need to call my husband and ask, yeah. Go ahead.

But the Big Bang, Meg, it leans very well into a segment we used to do called Men Writing Women. It does, it does. And I was so happy that we remembered this to bring it back. We're doing a little couple of highlights of the favourites of what you boys wrote

if you don't know men writing women I discovered from reading Smart that some men are very bad at writing it from the women's perspective

in fact there are global awards every year for the worst written men's Smart writing for women where they've actually tried and it's published

so I thought my boys can do better than that and every week I gave them a prompt and they had to finish the story. Okay. Okay.

And this was one that is a sci-fi R-rated script. By Dan, is it? This one by Dan, yeah. Park the quiz bed on the spookily deck, spog drip,

quicksat. My foreheads were sweating. My first planet landing, me, spog drip, quiggle master from Lurquip, the planet of a thousand fountains. Everything had gone smoothly so far.

I was apprehensive, excited. What would this new planet look like? Who would live there? Donk? The ship landed on the ground and slowly our doors and steps hybrid began to lower. I heard her before I saw her, and what a sight she was.

It was Spragledoof Dubgiglia in all her glory. And the rumours were true. She had three breasts. Because she's an alien, so she could have had more than that. I could have done 17 if I wanted. Three breasts, pogo sticks for legs, and was larger than an aquafint. Back on my home planet,

Father had long told me about the most beautiful she-alien he'd ever seen. I'd even cast eyes on her full spread in Playborg magazine. Playborg. My own gag and I'm laughing. He's laughing like he's hearing it for the first time. Oh, that's a good one.

It's how good Meg reads. I'd even cast eyes on her full page spread in Playborg magazine. Now there she was standing right in front of me, and it was our job to repopulate the planet. Yeah, boy. The problem was I had never done the deed of darkness before. I was nervous because I had no idea how to impregnate a tri-tip cyborg. Where does it go?

Can you turn around? He's actually in physical pain. a tri-tip cyborg. Where does it go? Where? Can you turn around? Brock is actually in physical pain. How does he turn it around here? Some people believed it couldn't be done. She exclaimed in some sort of foreign language

I've never heard before. Her 17 eyes transfixed on my faces. I'm sorry, I don't speak in your tongue, my lady. We're going to... Where's she from? My lady.

Are you from... We're going to have to do this with no communication, I said nervously. Before I could continue, her pogo sticks spread widely apart to reveal the largest bingle passage I'd ever seen. It was so deep I could hear my voice echo back as I yelped in fear. She yelled.

And this time I think I understood. She wanted me to climb inside her bingle passage and complete my repopulation mission. But I knew if I did I would never come out alive. So you'll never know. Like a worker bee, like if they sting you,

in defence, they're going to die. You pass. You're repopulating the planet but you're sacrificing yourself. 100%. I think we've lost our way a little bit with this. I blame the story. The intro. Right. Okay. But I think I did go too far as well. I blame the story, the intro. Right. Okay. But I think I did go too far as well.

I'll take the feedback. Someone texts through saying, please stop this weird storytelling on a Thursday morning. It's terrible. Right. So that was Dan's go at writing erotic fiction

back in the day. Has he gotten any better? Nope. As we present a new, a new script with the Big Bang only a couple of sleeps away. Yeah.

That was shocking. Shocking, Meg. It's your fault. Clint, Meg and Dan. Spinky boo. The Big Bang going down Wednesday. So we are looking back at our best smarty segment, Men Writing Women, where I give the boys a prompt.

When you hear the ding, their writing begins. We just heard Dan's alien-themed one. What are we bringing up with Clint? Roger that. Space Station 2, over and out. Another passenger incoming. I logged off and floated to the airlock door to welcome the newest astronaut in NASA, Debbie, to the space station. Her ship clicked on and she floated through the door.

I saw a hand float towards me and I grabbed it with mine. The first human contact I'd had in almost 300 days. Oh God. Bloody hell. Pint up. As we touched, it's almost like we knew we were destined to be here together, alone. I stared into her eyes. There was no way our relationship would be completely professional,

not with the way that we looked at each other. Release? She asked me. Oh, yeah, of course. I grabbed the release valve, unlocking the airlock, and she pushed herself backwards into mine. My warm breath wrapped itself

around the nape of her neck, her hands reaching back against my hips, pulling me closer into her. We get it. You breathe on her neck. I couldn't stop thinking about her body under the suit. I knew I wanted it. And her hand now running up the back of my head through my hair told me that she wanted mine. Every second with her I wanted another. She turned to face me as we reached for each other's zips, dragging them slowly towards

the floor. I don't think they have zips. I got hers halfway and stopped, holding off to keep the tension building. My lips pressed up against hers as I tasted her gently with my tongue. I'm bored. She bit down softly on my bottom lip as she pulled away from our embrace. Headquarters will be expecting me to check in. Yeah, they will. Maybe you should

do that now, I said. Then we can start planning our mission to destroy Uranus. Good line! Good one! Damn it, I wish I'd thought of that! Brilliant. It's been a second time.

I can see why we put it to bed. But we are going to do it one more time. I will give you guys a prompt and tomorrow morning you will do the final, final, final men writing women. Yeah, we said we would never write erotic fiction for women

ever again. But I think we probably should have stuck to our rule. Yeah. Really. We'll dust off the old quill one more time. Is that what it's called?

And then we'll see how we go putting pen to paper one more time. I write mine on a computer, Clint. You can do your quill if you want'll see how we go putting pen to paper one more time. I write mine on a computer Clint, you can do your quill if you want. See how we go with getting people excited about the Big Bang, where the whole country

come together to reignite that spark if it's disappeared as of late. I struggle to get a pen licence, but I've got a quill licence. Yeah, back in school. Yeah, yeah. Robert Irwin has had his Yeah, back in school. Clint, Meg and Dan. Let's go. Robert Irwin has had his thirst trap photos up for three days now because they dropped Friday morning, didn't they? They did.

And the internet has, you could say, be broken with them. They have non-stopped coming. Yeah. I used the photos for the internet. I'm so sorry. A lot of people were doing a TikTok at the moment saying, where are my sunglasses? So people can't see what I'm looking at.

And as they put the sunglasses on, the reflection of their laptop is just Robert Irwin photos. He's really broken the internet. Yeah, he did. Genuinely, I think it was everywhere. But man, I think it came from nowhere, right? Yes. Because people kind of like go,

oh, it's Robert Irwin. He's the son of Steve Ir and he's the crocodile guy. But then as soon as he took his top off, people sort of opened their eyes to... And it's not just the body, it's also how he's holding his face. It's suddenly like he's like exerting sexual energy. And it's very out of character from what we know and expect from him. So I think that's why we've being so intrigued by these Bonds photos. So I found some comments online of what people were saying about it. And, you know, the kind of weird, nice thing about it

is that a lot of women, in theory, are able to reflect that. They're like, this is wrong, he's 21. Like, I shouldn't be thinking that he's attractive. Confusing, isn't it? It is confusing, but it is also not a new thing for, you know, 21-year-olds to be seen as attractive. Look at Love Island. You know, like, it is just...

Well, you were looking at them on Friday, and I had to be like, Meg, come on, he's 21, man. Meg, you didn't know that, though, eh? I did, and I thought he was a little older. I thought it was more like 26, and I thought, that's all right. That's all right. That's only, you know, eight years younger. Ew from me.

Sorry about that. Right, I'll read the comments. Respectfully. Crikey. Robert, I am trying to be a lesbian over here. Please. That's so good. Robert, please calm down.

My wife is on this app. I've lived long enough to see two generations of Irwin men be heartthrobs. Yeah. How much for a closed-up encounter? Which I thought was clever because obviously you can pay for those in the zoo. I guess I identify as a monitor lizard now. I, too, have been known to wrangle a snake or two in my time. Oh, God.

Ladies, ladies. There's some men there too. There's some raunchy men, don't worry. If you made a calendar with proceeds going to the zoo, you would never have to fundraise again, just as an idea. That's probably true too. That's probably true. How many females are you rescuing tonight?

Oh, this is what it feels like to be a cougar. I think a lot of women are suddenly realising, like, oh my God. I am too old for it. I'll never be a cougar, and then they saw this. I'm married to a beautiful woman, but now I'd like to be gay, please. That was Dan.

These were all the first comments on Robert Irwin's racy photos over the weekend, if you've just tuned in. You know, I'm somewhat of an animal myself, Robert. Yuck. I now identify as an animal needing rescuing. I like this one. When I went to type how old is into Google,

it auto-filtered, Robert, we're all perfect. I think that's the best one. The fact that Google, it was so Googled. And I think that's what, I guess, as I say, like, it's nice that women are trying to like, they're like, wait a second, wait a second, is this bad for me? And then they've gone, oh, yes. Oh, God. 21Gs, and then they just

slam their laptop shut, and then look around and then slowly open it back up. But the problem is he's entered your algorithm then. So that's all you'll see. Oh, Meg wishes. A lot of people have put themselves in the corner. There's a lot of comments saying, I'll put myself in the corner and have my time out.

I know. It's a stroke of genius from Bonds. Oh, yeah, they're the marketing person. That person needs to take the rest of the week off. Jo, I just got a noise complaint because I've been barking at my phone over these photos. Oh, my gosh. Meg, we're going to read out your comments.

You made them like a rabid dog. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. Scandal with Meg. Yeah, a maths couple from Aussie got engaged last night. What was your guess, Clint? Who? Rhi and... I don't know, the other guy was kind of a little bit boring.

They dated before and then they got married on the show and they were like, oh, this didn't work out. Oh, Rhi and Jeff. Rhi and Jeff, and they actually are still together genuinely, aren't they, at the back of the show? Well, I'm not going to give any... Because I know we're a week behind in New Zealand and people are saying spoilers

in Scandal. The problem is, this is not a spoiler that's happening in the show. This is everywhere on social media. Yeah, you can't miss it. So it's hard to,

it's hard to know what to talk about. It's literally everywhere on social media. That's the biggest drop ball from TV3. I mean, I'm sure they tried to get us the show

at the same time as Australia, but it's so ridiculous they're a week behind because the spoilers are on social every single week I think you'd find we agree over here

it's Aussies that have been very annoying with us it's like they've forgotten about social media and they've gone oh bugger yeah you can see spoilers

like they want it first like first on Aussie TV I get it but I don't see why it matters that we get it at the same time as well they obviously have the episodes already

give them to us yeah so this is something that hasn't happened in the show it as well. They obviously have the episodes already given to us. Yeah, so this is something that hasn't happened in the show. It's happened outside the show since, you know, the show is finished. Nozzy, I think we've got two weeks, this week and next week left, of airing in New Zealand. But a couple has released a video of real-life engagement proposing. So switch off if you don't want to hear now,

but you'll probably see it online. It's Clint and Jackie. Shut up. Yeah, so you don't want to hear now, but you'll probably see it online. It's Clint and Jackie. Shut up. Yeah, so they weren't even put together. They were like a separate couple, Dan. So they were a separate couple from two different couples that are now in real life engaged. Have a listen to them propose. From what you've done on screen,

you've been an absolute star, and you've been a star in my life. And you're amazing, and I know we've talked about a lot about our future and future plans. I know we signed up for our first flight to get married. We're now a lifetime partner. So I've got one question for you. Shut up.

Where's the question? Does he actually ask? Well, he does. Yeah, no, he just gets on a knee. No, I think he just gets on a knee. Anyone screams, it's hard to come in. And they did it all on social media. That's the question? Does he actually ask? Well, he does. Yeah, no, he just gets on a knee. No, I think he just gets on a knee. And everyone screams. It's hard to scream. And they did it all on social media.

That's so unusual for a couple who are married at first sight. They didn't. They did it at like a party with their friends and somebody filmed it. Right. But I don't know if they allowed them to put it up or not. And he was like, can you airdrop me that so I can post it on my social media? Everyone does that. Not people just amassed.

Do they? Do they? Because when you propose and you have a mate hiding in the bush with a camera and filming you so you can capture the moment. No, I didn't. Clint did his on TV, remember, so don't be too mean about public. Most do get somebody that waits at the beach and they set up a camera so they can capture the moment,

whether they post it or not, it's another thing. For your private collection, mostly. Yeah. Yeah, you don't post it the day of onto you anyway. Well, we don't know if he has. You're assuming Clint's posted that on his social. I don't think he did. It's just got uploaded to websites. Oh, good.

Okay, well, there you go. I would have thought those guys aren't really probably hungry for any more just attention just because, like, they have to be the most famous people in Australia right now. The cast of Mass. Yeah, very much so. Very much so. And there are some, like, Adrian that are trying everything they can to still stay relevant

but I imagine once you're getting engaged and you're moving on because Clint and Jackie is kind of a controversial coupling after the show, isn't it Meg? Very much so, Clint. Yeah, well it's just kind of weird because you just sit there and go

I mean this happened before. Didn't you watch Maths Australia last time and there was a couple that ended up getting together a super, super beautiful girl and a super, super hot guy. Yes, yes. I know the ones you mean. I've followed them for a while. Your dad's like, yeah, no. Super, super beautiful girl and a super, super hot guy. Yes. Yes. I know the ones you mean.

I've followed them for a while. Your dad's like, yeah, no. Look, I don't watch it. But I can imagine. But you're right, there were like two people that didn't seem interested

in each other at all during the show because you don't want to be that guy who does a wife swap but once the show's over because you spend so much time together,

you're like, hey, do you want to go out for coffee? And you've obviously seen them. Yes. And you've seen how they reacted to people. And then you go,

expert should have pegged me with her. And then you go, experts should have paired me with her. And then you go, oh, I've got four more weeks of filming and then I'll flick her a DM. Yeah, and it works out sometimes.

Smart move. That's what it's done. Wow, Jackie and Clint, eh? Yeah. Yeah, who knew? The Clint, Meg and Dan Podcast. Alright, we've got a very

special guest joining us on the show this morning. From Love Island to The Only Way as Essex are now an award-nominated documentary presented with their show

Getting Filthy Rich. She's proving she's more than just reality TV. Sharp, fearless, and always unfiltered. Olivia Atwood, good morning. Good morning, guys. What an intro. I think there are a lot of people as well, Olivia, that off the back of a show as big as the one you're on,

you have like a window of opportunity that I think closes quite quickly and you can either use that show to springboard yourself into other successful careers or the window closes very quickly and we never see that person again. Yes. Oh, I feel like I was like a stray cat

and ITV fed me and then they couldn't get rid of me. They're like, oh my God, is this girl going to go already? I was like just constantly like there at the door like give me more shows. We were actually as a team yesterday having a

watch of your documentary Getting Filthy Rich and there was a specific scene that we wanted to talk about because I sat there with I mean, complete shock and I think you were sort of the same with a girl saying she felt no guilt for taking, like, a submissive's money.

I could see if one of the subs... I know a guy that probably would pay for all of this now. He's actually dropped 1K in one day on me before. So he said, yes, goddess, sounds like a fun Friday night. I'd love to pay for it as I sit around home dreaming of you. And that's it, £150 towards our dinner and drinks. How do you feel in those moments, especially when you know that's your dinner getting paid for?

It's firmly contacting, like, feelings sometimes. But I think, obviously, what I hope to have come across with the documentaries is that I always try and come at every story with no bias. Like I come from a neutral standpoint. I'm not endorsing it, but I'm also not condemning it. And I think I have to like pay respect to these women and men that are so honest with me. They're telling me their story.

They know that it's going to have a mixed reaction from the viewers. What is the biggest industry that we would be surprised is making the most money that you've done with your research and your documentary? We talk about Milton Gilf. I didn't realise there was such a market for the older generation, but they're very much it, which I think is

great. How do you feel about it now becoming for the younger women and generation, I'm talking 15-year-olds, 16-year-olds, waiting to turn 18, seeing it as a legitimate career move or wanting to move into it because they know that they can make hundreds and thousands of dollars a month. I think

it's hugely problematic that it's obviously becoming appealing to younger generations and I think that a lot of the adult content creators I spoke to they would say that 18, 19, 20 is too young. Because at the end of the day, when you do this job, you are limiting your, there is still a massive, you know, there's a massive judgment from society towards people that do that kind of work. You are limiting

yourself, you know, that stuff lives on the internet forever. So I think at, you know, 18, 19, you don't know what you want to do with your life or where you want to go. And there are risks like stalking and, you know, the lack of privacy and the online trolling. It's this huge amount, you know, that comes with this apart from the money. And Olivia, with you now hosting your second season

of Getting Filthy Rich off the back of Love Island and all the other pies you have your finger in, are you filthy rich now? I'm comfortable. That's a nice way to put it. That's what Clint says and he's rich. He's also comfortable, don't worry about it. I couldn't possibly be so crass yet.

I think if you're going to be asking other people how much money, they make surely the question gets put back on you every now and then. Oh, no, I know. I'm a complete hypocrite. Olivia, we're so lucky to have talked to you today and I'm excited to support and watch the second series of the documentary, Getting Filthy Rich. So we'll tell everybody where they can watch it.

I think it's TVNZ for us, isn't it? Yes, it is, TVNZ+. Thanks, guys. I really appreciate it. Thanks for having me on. is. TVNZ Plus. Thanks, guys. I really appreciate it. Thanks for having me on. Nice to meet you. Awesome. Thanks, Olivia.

We'd love to take some calls next 0800 The Edge. People are surprised when they find out you make money doing or selling what? Beer. Doesn't have to be anything. Obviously, R18 could be something that you're like, this is actually a really good. I've been wondering, do people still sell lime juices for those scooters?

How much? Yeah. I saw a van on Friday night with about 20, 30 lime scooters in the back juicing them up overnight. I don't think anyone's made a million dollars doing it. No. But I think it can be lucrative. Right.

Just side hustles. When people are surprised, when they go, what are you up to these days? And you tell them and they go, what? And they're surprised when they find out you're making money doing something or selling

something quite specific. Get some tips next as well. Yeah, stop gatekeeping those secrets. We're talking side hustles after we were talking to Olivia Atwood Getting Filthy Rich. Her second season of that show is out on TVNZ+.

What is your side hustle that you're making money selling things or doing something quite unique that most people are surprised by? Thanks for texting through as well. A few people texting through. If I had a really good side hustle, I probably wouldn't say because I'd be nervous that then everybody would start doing it. You're selfish. We all know that.

Yeah, someone's text through saying, I do DJing events. People think I'm doing the mixes, but I just use pre-made ones and pretend I'm doing the mixing. I make 2K a week, easiest money ever. Oh, so they just buy decks and they just plug like a USB in and pretend they're DJing.

Thanks for texting in, Sean Hill. The only issue with that is if you are at a party and somebody's really like, hey, can you please play this song? And then you get bad reviews because... But when was the last time you went up to a DJ

asking them to play a song and they went, yeah, yeah, yeah, and then they actually played it? Well, that's the thing. I had that at my wedding and my DJ was taking requests left, right and centre. Sometimes it's good and sometimes it's bad because you're like,

can you not play these crappy drunk people's songs? Please, it's my wedding. Sorry, you just say, sorry, bride said no requests. And then meanwhile, you're just playing a mix you pulled online and you're just acting like you can DJ. But essentially

it's different like the stuff that Sean Hill does actual mixing so some guy that does weddings and plays Sweet Caroline

into Man I Feel Like a Woman that's not mixing you're just playing songs then. You know really. Yeah but I guess if you're pulling a mix from online and then you're saving it

as a 20 minute track you're just hitting play and all you're just making it look like 20 minute DJ set is short. hitting play and all you're just making it look like. 20 minute DJ set is short. Thank you Clint. Just quickly before we go to phones this is my favourite text.

I think I've cracked side hustles. I have a full time salary jog and work from home but I only work three days a week max. I'm also a contract web developer and I have a massive backyard and look after dogs.

Owners drop them off and play with the dogs during my lunch break. So he's doing a full-time job that he only takes three days a week to do. Yeah, but he makes it sound easy. That is actually a lot of organisation, a lot of responsibility. Also, the people that are dropping their dogs off to his house, do they know they're just running around in his yard,

or do they think he's taking them to the rangers to run through the forest? Oh, yeah, here we go. So no names. I can't talk on the phone. But between the years 2019 and 2022, I made an average of $1,000 a week charging those scooters. Charging those flamingo scooters? Yeah. $1,000 a week?

That's pretty good. But then I'd imagine it's very time consuming. It is. It's like you've got to choose time or money, right? Yeah. Yeah, you have to. Also, I wonder when you're charging them at home, are you paying for the power and you have to offset that against your profit?

Or does the company pay your power bill? You have to pay for your power. Let's go to Shelby. Oh, hand to the edge. Hey, Shelby. Hey, how you doing? Hey, we're good. You and your sister have got side hustles.

We used to have one. What were they? Oh, well, when the concerts would happen in Christchurch or the Crusaders would play, and we were a bit broke, we'd get out a cardboard sign and we'd write it up saying $20 per ride per person, and we'd give you a ride home. And we usually just put our last $10 in for gas and try our luck, drive around the stadium afterwards,

and there's usually a good group of people a bit pissed, you know, waiting for their ride home, and the Ubers just aren't coming. And it's like, go on, mate, you want a ride? And they're like, oh, yeah, go on. So it's to make a killing, which used to be good. Never heard of that. Never thought of that.

But yeah, I guess in the end, you're doing a good thing. You're getting drunk drivers, you know, home. Yeah. It's better than them driving, getting in a car behind the wheel. And you're not having to... Yeah, and you don't have to give a cut to Uber either. Yeah. It's good.

Hey, Shelby, appreciate your call. We're going to sort you out with a either. Yeah. Nah. It's good. Yeah, stuff Uber. Hey, Shelby, appreciate your call. We're going to sort you out with a Chocolust prize pack. I'm not sure if you're getting involved with the Big Bang

on Wednesday. Have you got a partner? No, no. Oh, okay. Well. That's going to be a fun night for one. Yeah, okay.

Well, it is a night to reconnect with your partner. It's still only Monday, Shelby. So who knows? Yeah, you've got two days. Yeah. Our friends at Chocolust have heard about us providing like a night to reconnect with your partner. It's still only Monday, Shelby, so who knows? Yeah, you've got two days. Yeah. Our friends at Chocolus have heard about us providing like a night where the whole country can come together and reignite that spark

if their intimacy is waning a little. And they've given us some prize packs. So we're going to send you a Chocolus prize pack to use how you see fit. Oh, that's amazing. Thank you so much. You're welcome, bro. Yeah. You can pick it up at your local chemist.

Decadent dark chocolate infused with herbs to ignite your spark in the bedroom. Have a block of chocolate this afternoon. Hit the town tonight. You'll end up pulling either way. Dan's tips. Thanks for that, Dan. Better living, everyone. Clint, Meg and Dan.

Win a share of $50,000. Cash. With the edge cash-trapped. Trapped. New Zealand's fastest dash for cash is coming to a town near you once again. When you're sure of $50,000, you just have to catch it to keep it. This Friday, Dan will be at the North Ground in Dunners. Will I?

Yep. Oh, am I? Okay. Used to me. And, Dan, you will have $3,000 up your hands. Will I? Yes. Actually, it's $2,500, Clint.

Yeah. And it's actually a good night out for Daniel. Oh, yes. It's going to be a three-legged race, too. So you're going to need to find a teammate, I'd imagine, to try to win that three grand come Friday. But right now we're playing in the studio. Meg's going to offer you a cash amount,

or you can forego that amount and take the mystery amount strapped to Dad. I don't know why they didn't send Clint, because he wouldn't need a partner for the three-legged race. They've sent me anyway. Oh, well. All right, the person we're playing with today is Emma. Hi, Emma. Hi, Emma.

Hi, Emma. How are you? Did you say hi, Emma? Yeah, I said hi, Emma. Yeah, she said hi. I said hi. I thought she said hi, Emma, back. She's nervous.

People get nervous. Okay, Emma. Your name's Meg, Emma. Okay. Now, Emma needs cash to go towards her cruise. I'm not sold, Emma. Tell me. Tell me why.

You want money for the drinks package? Meg's like, wait, you're already going on holiday? Well, I was busy going on the cruise with my partner of four years, but he dumped me a month ago, so I'm going by myself. Okay. Wait, you're going by yourself or are you taking a friend? I'm going by myself.

Wait, what's he doing with his ticket? Not going. Oh, good. It would be awkward if he was on the boat as well. That would be really awkward. Because you'd have to share a cabin, so he just lost his money. Was there an argument as to who was going to go

or he was always like... No, not so much. He did the dumping, so he let me go. Yeah, yeah, that's kind of like a fair thing, I guess. And now you didn't have the drinks package before because you guys were going as a couple, and now you feel like you need to just get drunk in your cabin by yourself.

I still... I mean, I get it, I get it. You probably need a drink if you're on a cruise by yourself. I don't know how much these drinks packages are, Clive. Yeah, I think they're quite expensive. Are they? Depends how long the cruise is. Okay.

The longer the cruise, the more expensive the drinks package, obviously. Well, I think this is a decent amount, $180 towards drinking. Emma, I don't know why I'm doing it. I don't drink, so. Must be just a one-day cruise then. Oh, my God. No, I think it's about $70 a day. Right. Meg's got you almost three days of free drinking.

Three days. There you go, Emma. There you go, Emma. Or you could get the full drinks package with the money that is strapped to me. Potentially. I don't know what's in there. So it could be less than Meg's offered.

But give it a go. How long's the cruise, Em? Where are you going? It's 10 days around the Pacific Islands. 10 days, okay. Okay. All right, so $180 towards the drinks package or forego that amount and go with the cash strapped to Dan.

But again, no guarantees. It's going to be more than what Meg's just offered you. Okay, what do you want to do, Emma? I think I might risk it. Shocking. All right, here we go. Emma. Going on a cruise.

What is it, P&O? No, it's Carnival. Carnival, one of the better ones. Good. Well, I'll tell you this. You're going to get a better drinks package than Meg just offered because you're going home with $300. Yay!

Woo! Thank you so much. Well done. That's amazing. You're very welcome, Emily. Let us know how it goes. If you... I will.

Yeah, if you, I don't know, find a special someone on the cruise. Who knows? Yeah. Knowing people on cruise ships, they'll probably be in their 70s. Yeah.

The longer the cruise, the older it generally is, Emma, I've sort of found. Yeah. You're about right, Clint, actually. I just looked it up for the Carnival Cruise. It's about $88 per person per day. You want to drink a bit for that.

Holy cow. That's the thing, Meg. Then you go, don't really feel like drinking today, but I've already pre-packaged the booze package. She's just drunk all the time. It's a constant hangover. Yeah, I'll get on you. Yeah. There you go. All right. Yeah, I'll get on you. Yeah.

Oh, there you go. All right, well, so, oh, that's not bad then. So you ended up getting about five days, five days, well. So $88.44 for 10 days. That's nearly $1,000.

Yeah. Holy moly, Emma. I love it when Meg does live maths on the show. It's one of my favourite things. It blows me away. Emma's going to have a good time. Yeah.

Or a really terrible time. Yeah. All right, back again same time tomorrow. It's one of my favourite things. It blows me away. Emmett's going to have a good time. Or a really terrible time. Yeah. All right, back again same time tomorrow, your chance to play Cash Trapped. Just let us know what you need cash for. Tix Cash to 3343. Could get you on same time tomorrow. Fun free thing to do on the weekends is go to open arms.

If anybody else has done that. You must be desperate if you are. I know, but actually genuinely, I know this sounds so... This sounds really bad, actually. We went to one and they had a trampoline. So Dark Daughter Daisy just bounced the tramp for 20 minutes. Oh, this is cheaper than going to that trampoline place. It is cheaper than bouncing. It's cheaper than bouncing.

So you find places that have got trampolines at their open homes. You go along, you look through the place, and then you just let your kid bounce. It's like a lotto ad where they go, imagine. So you just go to open homes and just imagine what it'd be like cooking dinner in the kitchen. Some of the fancier ones as well have a charcuterie board. Oh, no, they do not. Shut up.

No, they do not. No, but that's just, they put that, I think, on the picnic table outside. You don't get to eat it. To make you feel like, wow, this could be you entertaining. I don't think it's for you. It's probably really old stuff. It was in the pantry as well. I thought it was a good place to keep it.

I went to one on the weekend and I genuinely felt for this house because I don't think they're going to sell and if they do, I don't think they'll sell for the price they deserve because of their neighbours. My husband went and saw, like walked up to the house first and he came straight back

and he said we won't be buying this which by the way we probably weren't going to anyway and he said nightmare neighbours and I was expecting maybe you could see their backyard was messy or something it doesn't mean that much to me we've had bad neighbours in the past but this was

different, this had a sign from the neighbours that everybody going to the open home could read, so that you could lay out the law straight away. And it was a situation where they had two driveways next to each other, one driveway up to the house and one driveway curving around to the right to the house that was

for sale. And there was a sign stating, part of this driveway, actually, by court order, it's our property, belongs to us. Brilliant. It is completely unusable for that house, can I add? Because again, their house veers to the left, this neighbour's house veers to

the right, and it's so petty. It's like a dumb rule, like a technicality. Yeah, it just would have been like terribly laid out when they were dividing up houses back in the day when they first did it. So it was, I'm trying to think of how big the square is, maybe two square metres by two square metres square,

that they had spray painted on this house for sales driveway saying no parking. So it's like someone coming into your driveway and spray painting no parking. But it's their driveway apparently, but it's unusable for them. You couldn't even, if you, if you use, you couldn't even,

you don't even use it to turn onto their driveway. It's completely on this, in theory, other person's property. Oh, so it's like a petty kind of thing they're trying to prove a point.

And it was small, so it wasn't even a car size. So it said, you can drive over this, but you may not park here. And it was like half the size of a car. So it just means

you couldn't park on your own driveway. And every time you did, they'd be coming out of the house, shouting abuse. Got the car parked there. And they'd also erected a fence and said, this fence between the two houses, we pay for it, belongs to us. You may not touch it. You may not put anything on it.

You can't hang anything on it because it was there. They put it up and they pay for the wood. I'd see this house. I'd buy this house purposefully as a challenge to piss their mind. Yeah, there's two types of people. Meg and I were like, later, there's no way I need that smoke. Whereas Dan's like, oh, this could be fun, this could make life interesting.

Because they're just easy to wind up. I'd buy a car, like one of those little mini cars that perfectly fits within that square and park it smack bang in the middle. Yeah, I just, I really felt for them for the fact that in the end, I guess it wasn't, you know, legally this person selling the house's driveway legally, but it looked like it very much was.

And as soon as you walk into the house, you just see, oh, that's going to be, no, thank you. I don't want to deal with neighbours that are going to not let me park my own driveway because of this tiny piece that they couldn't even use. They can't use it. They almost need to, like, re-divide up the land by the sounds and then just pay them for whatever the square metre

is. Yeah, I really thought that's going to be, you're going to have to be a very specific type of person to buy that house and not care that those neighbours are already laying the law. Neighbours from hell. Those poor people having to like put up with that and try and sell a house with them next to them. Right. We'd love to do real estate red flags.

So whether you're selling a house or you're looking to buy a house and you've gone in and just gone, nope, let's leave right now. There is not a chance we're buying this house. Or even rentals. Like if you go into a rental property, like you're getting a new flat and the neighbours next door are doing something like P-Lab. A lot of P-Labs. Oh, yeah, you don't want to live next to or in a P-Lab.

That house that used to be used, is that? Yeah. Any real estate red flags? And can I also say, I've been a rookie on going to these open homes. People were saying there's mimosas and charcuterie plates for each people at some houses. What? And free coffee. Not on your budget.

No, definitely not. They don't know that. Not on the places you're looking at. You can start looking at houses way out of your budget. Yeah, none of those shitholes you're looking at, though. Clint, Meg and Dan. Real estate red flags. Yeah, what did you, did you go to an open home

or maybe it could have been your own house because of your neighbours. Why did you know the house wasn't going to sell? I went to one on the weekend and I felt really bad for the people trying to sell because obviously neighbours from hell. They'd written a sign for everyone going to the open home to know exactly where the property line ended and started

and what they can and can't do on their own driveway. I was at an auction once, years and years ago, and the neighbours were standing on a balcony and shouting numbers over the top of the bid. To get the bid up. No, to try and confuse everyone with where the bidding was at. So if it was like, 800,000, we have 820,000, 900,000, 870,000.

And you're just like, whoa, why are the neighbours so unhinged? That's a pity. Oh my God, that's so scary. Janita texted and said, whoa, why are the neighbours so unhinged? That's a pity. That's so scary. Janita texted and said, I'm putting baking out every open home but then we had to move to Christchurch

for a private viewing, no problem. But then went back for a second look. Neighbours crossed the road, carried out a couch and kegs onto the sidewalk with music blaring.

Nope. Yeah, so it just happens at the wrong time. Maybe if you like, chat to your neighbours, go, hey, can you just be normal for these open Nope. Yeah, so it just happens at the wrong time. Maybe if you like chat to your neighbours, go, hey, can you just be normal for these open homes? Yeah, this one's good.

This is my favourite text. When I was going to open homes, I was interested in a house. They had to disclose that there was a murder there. Good to know they have to disclose that.

I reckon if I was a real estate agent, I would have disclosed it in like a sneaky way. Like I would have put the headline on Trade Me like a house to die for. Technically, I don't think you've told

them. This will be the final house you ever buy, like the previous owners, you know, like stuff like that. Let's go to Polly. Polly, real estate red flags, how did you know you were like, no, not for me, not this one? Well, this house, as soon as you

stood up on the deck, you could see the neighbours' interest in gardening. They decided to have a bit of an orchard where some day. All right. I see what you're saying here. So they did some special green plants. Yeah, that special green smelly, you know, quite interesting. You could smell it over the fence.

You could see the whole thing. It was quite a lot. Technically, I think if a plant grows high enough and over your side of the fence, you are legally allowed it. Yeah. Like if they have a feed on a tree. That's right, so they say. Is that what they told you?

They're like, you're welcome to it. Yeah. Hey, if it gets high enough, it's yours, Polly. That would almost be a selling point for the house for some people. Yeah, for some people. Maybe we can make some friends here. Yeah, thanks, Polly. Looked at a flat last week.

Erin says had two dehumidifiers running in the lounge and it still felt damp. Oh, yeah, not good. Did you see a dehumidifier? Hide the dehumidifiers for the open house? Was that a mortgagee sale? Hoard a house with cats tied? Oh, no. There was capio on the carpet when they were moving.

The person hadn't moved out. We had to help them move. She had an egg under her bed and a massive collection of pine cones. Hey, did you come to my place? An egg? I don't know you having that with the open homes. No, I don't. Yeah, and a collection of pine cones she was trying to give us.

Interesting. Have you got some scary music, Nick? No, I don't. Yeah, and a collection of pine cones she was trying to give us. Interesting. Have you got some scary music, Clint? Oh, God, yeah. I was at an open home, and there was an attic room with a pull-down ladder. Great storage, we thought. Took a look, and it was full of life-size dolls. Quizzed the agent, and they said the landlord refused to move them from the previous tenants.

They'd been there for decades. Nope. You'd avoid that thing like the plague. Oh, God, you guys know me. There's no way I could live in a house. It could be my dream house. It's so good to have an attic, though. Don't you just remove the dolls?

Oh, no, my heart's racing. Just remove the dolls. Would you come round and remove them for me, Clint? I would. Would you actually? Yeah, yeah, I would. Oh, you're a good friend. And then he's like, Clint, that's not funny. Like two days later, I'm like, what?

And she goes, why are all the dolls back? And I'll be like, what do you mean? I dropped them off at the dump. But you would do that, though. You would come back and hide them. Can we go put them back in the attic? What do you mean, Meg? I took them all out.

Clint, Meg and Dan. Let's go. And who's Facebook? Status is it. Meg's done some digging. How far go. And who's Facebook? Status is it. Meg's done some digging. How far back have you gone, Meg? I've gone all the way back to, oh, I think 2011 for some of them.

Ooh, man, that's a long way back for you, Clint. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Fun little thing to do, though, if you're hosting a dinner party, find out who's coming, go and dig through their old Facebook status updates,

and then you read them out at dinner, and everyone has to try and guess who posted it. I've seen it on TikTok a couple of times. People reading out old statuses. We used to do this back in the day and then I thought we ran out of statuses but no it turns out. I think we've still got more. Great. Who wrote this?

Jurassic World equals best one since the original hashtag worth the hype hashtag dinosaurs. That'd be me Dan Yeah that's correct Dan Dan yes I'm a sucker for a dinosaur movie

And a hashtag by themselves Yeah Man hashtags eh Hashtag dinosaurs So boomer Hashtag dinosaurs Don't do that Trying to be funny I think

I hope that was trending When I did it. It hasn't trended in millions of years. No, no, definitely not. Okay, next one. Just paid the vet $180 to make my dog vomit. Should have just taken them to the dingy Mexican bar in town that does tequila shots. Would have been cheaper.

Clint. Yeah. What a loser. Absolutely. My dog was always eating chocolate. Always. Bad dog was always eating chocolate. Always. Bad dog owner. You never learn.

Okay, who wrote this as their Facebook status in 2012? Are you in this? Yes, I'm in this. Of course. I'm just checking. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad. Clint.

No. No, I wouldn't have done that. Wisdom is what? Knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad. Clint. No. No, I wouldn't have done that. Wisdom is what? Knowing not to put tomatoes? Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put tomato in a fruit salad. Nah, that's you or Meg. That ain't me.

That's not me. Well, that's Meg. Really? God, Meg, I'm ashamed. Yeah, and I spelt fruit wrong as well. Do you know what else is really funny? It's like the time that you posted it, because if it's like 8pm Friday.

You're like, oh, loser. Just on Facebook going, what could I post because I'm not out doing anything else. We posted this.

It was a photo of a bag of burger rings and then they wrote in quotation marks, full on burger flavour. Had they even had a burger before? Probably me.

No, it was Clint. Oh! Clint! Roger, an embarrassing little man. Now that me. No, it was Clint. Oh! Clint. Roger, embarrassing little man. Now that you say that, that's true. A burger doesn't taste like a burger, does it?

True. Yeah. Okay, who wrote this status? Low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low, exclamation mark. That's it. That's it. That's it.

Nah, not me. Well, it's not me. mark. That's it. That's it. That's it. Nah, not me. Well, it's not me. Meg. It's Clint. And that was last week. In relation to what? No reason. Absolutely no idea.

Maybe I was live posting, like watching The Bachelor or something. Yeah, yeah. I used to do that. Facebook as well. Wow. All right, all right, all right. Let's do one more. A couple more.

A couple more. On hold for an hour, 21 minutes and 50 seconds with Kiwi Bank to query a $15 fee. It wasn't worth it, but I was committed and I didn't want them to win. Who wrote that on their Facebook? Well, Clint used to work for Kiwi Bank. I would have.

Yeah. I would have. I wouldn't do that now. God, how long did I wait? You waited an hour, 20 minutes, and 50 seconds. You had a few pay rises

since then, I think. You are a boomer. Yeah. That was a long time ago. Yeah. Oh my goodness. Yeah. Final one.

Final one. The name Hot Water Beach is very misleading. Some appropriate alternative names could be Water Beach or even Freezing Water Beach is very misleading. Some appropriate alternative names could be Water Beach or even Freezing Water Beach. Clint.

I was submitting me there once, and I was so disappointed. None of it was hot. He was already grumpy. He wasn't happy with his bank. He goes to the beach. He's got a bag of burger rings. He thought, this doesn't taste like a burger. God, now I remember why we dropped that bit,

because I was just this wind-jigged complainer. I thought I was a hilarious poster on Facebook. Wow. Okay. Strange man. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. It's going down in two more sleeps.

A great relationship was in a dead fish place. Life was busy, sex had vanished. Was it actually over? Wait. The edge began to scheme, the studio began to steam. Clint, Meg and Dan said, Hey, then why not sex for all? Let's have an orgasm. You, me and your mum, and the guy scheme the studio began to steam. Megan Dan said hey then why not six for all? Let's have an orgasm. You, me and your mum

and the guy that lives next door to me we're all gonna have a big bang. Yeah it's happening this Wednesday. Reignite the spark if it has been missing or whatever that means to you breaking the ice again. Just having some sort of conversation about intimacy with a partner

it's more common than you think we have since realised that there's possibly seasons that go a little longer than you expected them to without any sort of intimacy in your happy relationship. Yeah, I think this is just the start. It's taken the country by storm, this movement of people coming together on Wednesday, Hump Day as well, which is a great day.

I read next year we do it again and go international. Okay, well you can do it international if you are international at the moment, although none of us have actually even checked that we're doing it. Or at least talking about the idea of it with our partners. I mean, I just kind of assumed that, you know, it was a show thing, so we'd all get involved and then I realised actually, being a two-player

game... Well, we have to. If we're not doing it, why should anyone else? Yeah, true, true. So why don't we call Meg's husband then? Okay. I'll be dropping off Daisy, my daughter. Find out if he's in or not for the Big Bang. Do I ask him the question? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Now, are you saying yep as in answering the phone, or are you just answering our question, yep? Both. Brilliant. So you're in? He's in. Yeah, I'm in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. question, yep. Both. Brilliant. Right, so you're in? He's in. Yeah, I'm in. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, three? I mean, I just assumed that you would, I would assume yes. Like, you know, it's likely twice. Well, Guy, consent means me asking. So just making sure you are happy. Ah, yes, consenting, yes.

Absolutely, I consent to the Big Bang. Okay, with me. Well, there's a lot of yes and I think multiple absolutelys. I'll take that as Big Bang. Okay. With me. Well, there's a lot of yes and I think multiple absolutelys. I'll take that as a yes. Yeah. Okay. I think that's all we need to know.

Yeah. Okay, Meg and Guy are in. Good on you, Guy. I mean, I think of all people, Meg, you should be taking part and Guy. Why?

What do you mean of all people? I've put it in my wife's calendar. What do you mean of all people? I've put it in my wife's calendar. What do you mean of all people? We've got like a shared calendar. I don't know if she's okay to. Has she accepted it? Because my wife adds something to the calendar. I've got to accept it.

No, no, we've moved past this. What does he mean of all people? I should be doing it. I don't know why I said that. I'll tell you right now. I'm looking you in the eye. I regret it. Yeah. I regret it, man. I don't know what that means. Oh my goodness me., I'm looking at you in the eye, I regret it. Yeah. I regret it.

I don't know what that means. Oh my goodness me. But I think you should take part. You too. Yeah, well I am taking part, but why have all people? People. Hmm. Don't know why I said that. Can I just repeat? I regret it. Okay. Jesus. Voice has gone really high. No, it hasn't.

Yeah. No, I'm talking very much normally. Because you've got it in the diary. I haven't put it in the diary. Maybe I should run it. You need to get a shared calendar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. But yeah, just Wednesday.

And it can be any time. Any time during the day. I mean, if we can speak to someone that's already partaken on the Wednesday during our show. Oh, okay. That would be great. Yeah, otherwise a few follow-ups on Thursday, I'd imagine.

It doesn't have to be at night time. No, it doesn't. It could be any time. You've got 24 hours. Okay, so Meg and Guy are in. Yes. Because of all people. All people.

You should be. Yeah, yeah. But don't say that. Yeah. Clint, Meg and Dan. All right, baby names. The most popular baby names of, I guess, this would be the 2024 list, wouldn't it?

Yeah, it is. So they release it every year for the previous year. And Meg said that if her baby name features in the top 10 list that Dan's about to share, she will say and confirm, yes, that is what she's going to call her unborn child. Yes, it's an international website that does this. So I'm just going to start reading out names from the top five. We'll do boys first.

Okay, because I don't know what I'm having. Okay. All right, so you just say yay or nay. But you have to say yes if it is an actual name. She knows the rules. God. I haven't heard many of these names, so it's been a different year last year. Ishnan.

No. What? Number 10? Five, number five. That was number five. Number four. Ganesan. No. What? Number 10? Five, number five. That was number five. Number four. Ganesh. No.

Okay. Number three. Krishna. Is this the New Zealand list? No. Oh, shit. I've done the Indian list. Right.

Sorry. I'll just change this to New Zealand. Hold on. Ishan. No. Okay. Here we go. I forgot the New Zealand list.

Here we go. Okay. So starting from number five. Imagine if Mika's a little baby Ganesh. That's so cute. Yeah, it's cute. It's a cute name. Ganesh is like the elephant god, by the way.

Okay, sorry about that. For those playing at home. These are more recognisable names. Okay. Isabella. So these girls now? Girls now, yeah. No.

Okay. Sophia. No, but I did like that name. I think it's a very pretty name. Read her face, Clint. Read her face. I've got a friend that's Sophia, and it's just a nice little unique twist on Sophia. No, but I did like that name. I think it's a very pretty name. Read her face, Clint. Read her face. I've got a friend that's Sophia, and it's just a nice little unique twist on Sophia.

Isn't it the same spelling? Yep. They'll have to tell it, correct it their whole life. Emma, number three. No. Amelia. No. Olivia.

No, but I do know that name is so popular. I think it has come up that in kindergartens and schools, there'll be three Olivias per classroom. Really? It's a really popular girl's name in New Zealand. Okay, Lucas. No, that's my ex's name. Okay.

What about this one? Elijah. No. Very popular. Oh, that would have been good. Frodo. Yeah, that actually probably close to what Meg could have thrown out. Oliver.

No, but I loved Oliver. That was on my list. Ollie, because it's a cool short name. I love Oliver. I just think it's a great Oliver and Daisy go together. Yeah, I love Oliver. Liam. I didn't like it.

No, not Liam. Trying to guess Meg's baby name based on the most popular names of last year. And the number one male baby name for 2024, if you have a boy, Meg, Noah. You just said Noah before and I said no. Okay, Liam. I felt like it built up. You got the list wrong again. You got the wrong way.

Oh, bugger. Okay, what about Ganesh? Okay, so not there. Not in the top fives at least. No, but I can see why those names are there. God, you can change it to any place, like Italy. Leonardo, Eduardo, Tommaso, Francesco, Alessandro. Now that's hot.

Alessandro. Imagine when he grows up. I'm not going to name my child something and I'm like, that's hot. Okay, well, your daughter's name, your current daughter is Daisy, and that ranked 105th amongst the most popular girls' names. Still in the top 200. Last year. 105th.

What's the 105th most popular boy's name? Okay. Maybe that's how Meg's doing it. 105th boy's name was... Caden. Damn it, no, that's not the name. Bugger. He's like, oh, got to scratch that.

Okay. No, not the name. Alessandro is really worth thinking about. Yeah, I think so. Lorenzo. I'll leave that one for you, Dan, for your next. Yeah, shotgun. really worth thinking about. Yeah, I think so. Lorenzo. I'll leave that one for you, Dan, for your next. Yeah, shotgun. Holy shit, you made it the whole way through.

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