The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW #494 Big bang night!

Episode Date: April 9, 2025

Join Clint, Meg, and Dan as they dive into the aftermath of their 'Big Bang' event, share funny and bizarre lies told by exes, and listen to your incredible coincidence stories! We also have special guest appearances including producer Neeps' mum, Toni, who shares a mind-blowing coincidence, and the hilarious recounting of Dan's early morning mission to meet Clint's parents, John and Christine. Plus, catch up on the latest hilarities from Ed Sheeran, Iliza Shlesinger, and more! 00:40 Dan's Mysterious Absence01:46 The Big Bang Event Recap02:26 Casey's Wake-Up Call08:49 Listener Participation in the Big Bang13:03 Getting to Know Sexy Bex21:54 Frenemies: Trump and Musk31:35 Ed Sheeran's Insights and Humility36:12 Listener Messages and DMs36:19 The Big Bang Experience36:35 Morning Reflections36:59 Casey's Awkward Morning38:14 Hannah's Relationship Breakthrough39:29 Christina and John's Marathon40:07 Eliza Schlesinger's Comedy Insights42:00 Stand-Up Comedy Tips51:54 Funny Lies from Exes59:10 Beat That Coincidence01:08:50 The Big Bang Recap

This is a podcast from Rover. Welcome to the podcast equivalent of a You Up text. Messy, slightly regrettable, but you'll still come back for more. This is the Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Morning everyone. Christchurch? New Plymouth? Hamilton? Rota Vegas? Whangarei? Alright you scarfies, get out of bed. No drama's all. Yeah, we'll just get the old heating going here. Oh no, no, not the couch.

Holy hell. It's Clint Magenthal. Kia ora, good morning. It is one minute to six on your Thursday, the 10th of April. Good morning. The day after the Big Bang. Yeah, Clint's waddling. Don't know what that means.

Dan's not here this morning. No, no, but he is on a. Don't know what that means. Dan's not here this morning. No, no, but he is on a mission that we know about this time. Last time he wasn't here, he kind of just ditched us. Yeah, we're not worried about where he is, but I think he is in location. We can go to Song when we come back. We'll find out why he is not in the studio and who is getting an early morning wake-up call this morning.

Yeah, they're not going to be happy. I'm glad it's not me. If I were Dan, I'd have a little anxiety this morning. He's not in the studio with us. I would if I was Dan. Yeah, but he lives for this stuff. Yeah, Dan probably isn't anxious, but if I was Dan, I would be anxious. Good morning, Dan.

Morning, buddy. Guys, morning, my friends. Yeah, very, very early in the morning, isn't it? Ho, ho, ho. No anxiety here, though. No, I didn't think. Yeah, very, very early in the morning, isn't it? Ho, ho, ho. No anxiety here, though. No, I didn't think so. I'm excited. I'm excited.

Yeah. Okay. So, Dan, would you like to explain? Oh, do you want me to explain? Yes, yes. So, last night. He didn't want to give away the teas. He's like, what are we doing here?

He's learned. We've trained him, Clint. He's like, the dog won't sit until you tell it to sit. All right, Danny, what are you doing? Well, last night it was the Big Bang, wasn't it, where we were getting everybody around the country to come together, get intimate with their partner. Now, you'd expect everybody at the edge to take part

because if we're not taking part, then who is, right? Of course. And who better to be taking part in the Big Bang than Casey, our boss? Yeah, he's got like 14 kids or something, doesn't he? Four. Yeah. Three. So he's definitely taken in a few Big Bangs over the years.

Yeah, yeah. Did he take part in one last night with his beautiful wife, Ash? That's what I wanted to know. I love that you're bringing his wife into this wonderful... Yeah, and you named her. Yes. Oh, should I not have done that? No, no what I wanted to know. I love that you're bringing his wife into this wonderful Yeah, and you named her. Oh, should I not have done that? No, no. I wouldn't have. Now I have got anxiety. So

what I'm going to do is I'm going to just go up to their house and park outside it now like some sort of covert situation and I'm just going to just go up knock on the door and just bring their house down and just see what happened last night. Ask them straight. What I love, Dan, here is, like, I don't think you're waking him up.

He's normally listening to my show from six. You know, maybe he's still in bed, but you're not waking him up. But the fact that you're going to be knocking on the door with his kids there and going, did you, you know, get laid, that's the part that I'm nervous for you. Yeah, I don't think you also need to, like, bang the house down. These kids are probably still sleeping.

You can just do a little knock, knock, knock. I don't think... Yeah, but you know what it's like when you've got kids. Like, some of his kids are, like, seven or eight. They're hard to get out of bed in the morning. So I'll be doing them a favor. Also, their door is right next to the door. I know they have the layout of their house.

I have an eight and nine-year-old. They're not hard to get out of bed. They're always up before me. Always. How does it also, Clint, is it concerning you how Meg knows the layout of Casey's house? Have you ever been inside it? Never. No. So neither have I. So Meg literally knows where

Casey's children's bedrooms are. Oh yeah. How many times have you been there? First to the left. Yeah. And their bedroom, Casey and Ash's, is on that corner when you walk in. Answer the question, Dan. How many times have you been there? You guys know because they look after

my daughter for me sometimes. How many times? Twice. Three times. I've never been once. I've never been inside once. Increased to about 50%. Great pastries. I've had shrimp on toast at the house. Prawn toast. What the heck? Is this not pissing you off?

What are you doing? Yum cha on the weekends or what? Yeah, yum cha weekends in the bosses. You don't get the invite. Prawn toast. In which room do you put your tongue up his bottom? I'll just go knock on the door.

Alright, you get in position. We'll play our 6am throwback and we'll hit the knocknecks and see. Place your bets if you think Boss Casey got lucky last night or not. And it's normally the lounge.

It's comfortable. I'll get in position, but I'll also be asking which position Casey was in last night with his wife, Ash. I'm guessing missionary. For everyone who celebrated the Big Bang last night,

we're unsure whether our boss Casey did, which is why Dan is in position outside of his house at the early hours of the morning in the pitch black. Yeah, morning, guys. I'm just literally, I'm like on the sidewalk looking at his house now. There's absolutely no lights on, so he's obviously not up.

So I'm going to be waking his whole house up, which I feel a little bit bad about, but also not. What are you going to ask him? Have you actually constructed the sentence in your head? Yeah, I'm just going to go, Casey, Casey the boss, did you take part in the Big Bang last night? Really loud, and then see what he says. Oh, is this your own scripting?

Okay. Does it have to be loud? Oh, I think I should, yeah. That's the whole point. If he doesn't answer, are you going to ask Ash's wife? Yes. Oh, God, yes. I hope she does answer, if anything.

I hope she's the one that answers the door. Should be more descriptive, I imagine. Okay. Should we just do it? Yeah, go ahead. Okay, here we go. I'm going in number 64. Here we go.

Running up. I don't know why he's yelling. The last time I was here, he let fireworks off his house and his neighbours were not happy. I'm going to knock. Oh God, the dog's barking. Yes, their dog barks. Their dog's a real barker. Yeah, I forgot that.

Has anyone... No one's waking up. I'm going to do another knock. Another knock there. Oh my goodness me. The whole house is not awake right now. I'm going to do another knock. Another knock there. Oh, my goodness me. The whole house is not awake right now. I don't know what's... That dog will not stop barking.

Someone's coming. Someone's coming. Hopefully it was also last night. Here we go. Casey the boss. Oh, he's got his undies on. Oh, my goodness me. Casey.

Oh, wow. My word. Sorry, Quinn. Sorry. Case. Shh. Case, I just Sorry. Case. Shh. Case, I just had one question for you. What was last night?

Yeah, it was the Big Bang. Yep. Yep. Shush. Did you take part in the Big Bang? No, I didn't. He didn't, guys. He didn't.

Is he lying? Wait, ask Ash. Are you lying? Where's Ash? Where's your wife? I'm mad. Ash? Good, good? Wait, ask Ash. Are you lying? Where's Ash? Where's your wife? Ash? Good, good, good. Get Ash. Oh my god. Ash is

coming through. Ash is coming through. Oh my god, Ash is dressed and everything. Did you take part in the Big Bang last night, Ash? No. Okay. Well, that makes both of us, to be honest. Yeah, I didn't either.

Oh, my God, guys, Casey has just literally walked off. What are you doing? Just standing here looking at his wife? Yeah, I'm just standing here with his wife now. Right. You didn't think it through, did you? Maybe ask her more about the intimacy. Is she sure they weren't intimate at all?

Yeah, were you intimate at all, Ash? Was there any sort of intimacy? Did you even just have a conversation? No. No, no, nothing. Gentle touching. Oh, my God.

I'm really nervous. Touching. No caressing or anything? No, nothing, yeah. The awkward thing is now the kids are up and they're listening to this conversation.

Just gently knock. Yeah, okay. Okay, I'll see you later, guys. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, they've literally just... The door's closed. Yep.

Yeah, Ash was like, okay, that's enough and sent me off. So... That went well. I think that went well. What was your... What's your consideration

of well? Look, if I'm honest, I feel like Casey... Yeah, we got an answer. I'm a little bit disappointed, if I'm honest, that they didn't take part in the Big Bang. I mean, if they didn't, who did? You know? But at the same time,

I feel like Casey the Boss really hates me now. Yeah. Not that he really liked me in the first place. You know, I don't think he was like, I was his favourite staff member. No, you're definitely not going to be coming to Yamcha Weekends. Well, clearly you are, Meg. Yeah, Yamcha Weekends. You've been to his house like multiple times.

No Braun on Toes on the weekends for you, buddy. Braun on Toes for 10, no. Afro makes a good one. Okay, we'll see you back in the studio soon then. Okay, yep. Oh God, now I'm just... That was awkward AF. Oh, now he has anxiety.

The Clint, Meg and Dan Podcast. Last night was the big bang. Did you partake? Come on, girl. Okay. Just this song. It's a lovely song. It's love me sexy.

Wish I had this last night. Let's go to Will first. Will, did you partake in the Big Bang? Oh, I did twice. Okay. Goodness me. Wow. Let's go.

Let's go. That's Meg saying. Yeah, it is, but he can take it for now. I don't mind. So, I did. Let's go. Did you actually? Yeah, no PNV, but I, we did.

Do you know what? Like, in all seriousness between you guys, I knew at about 7.30 I was like, I'm not going to have the energy to do it. I'm heavily pregnant. Some nights are much, much better than others. And some nights I'm like, I'm literally dead on my feet. Like a fallen guy has to almost carry me to the bedroom

in a non-romantic way. And I kind of like drag along the ground because I'm like too heavy. Like when you see them in movies with their lifeless. Yeah, I'm like exhausted. But what was really nice is that I was like, it's the Big Bang. We have to do something

and it genuinely like that's the point of it right yeah and it genuinely so we lay together and I was just laying on his chest he gave me a foot massage and we just did talk about intimacy

and how we know this season is a little softer for us because I'm still struggling with like body changes and stuff and it was genuinely I was like you know what guys we did something good

like sure it didn't end with the Big Bang, but it was something that was really cool to do that I wouldn't have done. I would have just gone to bed. Good on you. Similar, in a way. Hannah was very tired last night.

And so, because she's working very, very hard. She's got a new job and she's working hard. I know, but that's kind of what the point of the Big Bang was. Because, you know, that's kind of why people are finding it hard to back on the horse. And that is why we connected last night. So we laid in bed, did very similar to what Guy

and Meg did, by the sounds of it. We didn't talk too much about intimacy, but we did talk about is our love and how much we have of it. So what, you lay in bed next to each other, how much we have of it. So what, you lay in bed next to each other.

How much love do you have? Quite a bit. Quite a bit. Not quite enough to have sex. Annoyingly. But we definitely did talk about it

in a way that I was, I could felt, Clint, I'm going to say this with eyes looking deep into your eyes. I was satisfied by it.

You looked away halfway through. You've gone very high-pitched. You've gone very high-pitched. You were satisfied? You felt satisfied? I did. Yeah, I did. And Clint, how did you go?

Oh, I absolutely had sex. Oh, yeah! Afterwards, I was like, oh, this is the best. We should do this as a weekly thing. We were talking about an inaugural yearly Big Bang. Oh, good. I'm glad. I'm really glad that at least one of us did.

Yeah. But it wasn't just about that. It wasn't about that. And I started by rubbing that magnesium stuff on her legs because she has restless leg syndrome. Yeah, it's good. She didn't fall asleep. No, she didn't fall asleep.

Chuck some music on Did it get her in the mood Chucked a little number on Did magnesium get Jamie in the mood You said chucked a little number on You put some lingerie on No she did

Put one of Put one of Jamie's G-Banger on Came out a little teddy A little fluffy teddy Yeah This is a bit different Hey babe Hey look

Whatever does for you Yeah yeah yeah, yeah. But it was even, like, interesting in the, like, lead up, like, that day, because you're talking about the expectation or the anticipation of the Big Bang, so you're chatting about it. So, yeah, it worked well. Yeah. Nice job, Nick.

I genuinely think it's a great thing to do, even if it's just a conversation and it gets it front of mind. So, yeah, no no it was really cool Someone else said I smashed twice Wow Twice Yep The fact that you call it smashed concerns me

It does a little It does a little Yeah But anyway Fantastic stuff The Clint, Meg and Dan Podcast Who are we getting to know this morning? They just dropped off.

It was Bex and she literally, I was moving my finger towards the screen to pick her up and she left. Now did you hang up on her accidentally? I didn't. I know my finger is not that big. What are you trying to say about Meg's fingers? Oh, just that she's got good fingers

and I wouldn't be surprised if one of those beautiful fingers of yours just accidentally slipped on Bex. Here, she that she's got good fingers. And I wouldn't be surprised if one of those beautiful fingers of yours just accidentally slipped on Bex. Here, she's back. She's back. Hi, Bex. You saved Dan there. Morning.

What happened? I didn't hang up on you, did I? No. Yeah, I thought that's why you're here. Here you are. Okay, Bex works as a sales support agent. She drives a Toyota Camry. She's married with two new teenagers.

What? How are they new? Oh, blended family? Oh, no. As in, like, they've just turned into teenagers. Oh, they've just turned into teenagers. I see.

She's a Pisces and she is Sexy Bexy was her nickname when she was younger. Oh. When you were younger, are you still Sexy Bexy when you're older?

Oh, no. That's not what I'm saying. Wait. Bex, are you the Beix that went down a water slide and then the jet was so strong it made you poo in the bottom of the pool? That was me. Sexy Bixie. Wow, okay.

Real sexy DNA. Yeah. I'll never forget you, sexy Bixie. Were you sexy Bixie back then in the pool? I was actually surprisingly after that. Not related to that, of course. Yeah. Jeez, I would have thought you would have shaken the nickname after that.

Should I do my question about that story? Because that story has stuck with me. Do you remember that? As long as you don't know more about the story than Dan and I do. You guys don't remember that story? I vaguely remember something. She went down a big, long water slide, and the jets from the water slide caused her bowels to evacuate.

Like an enema. And she emptied the whole water part. But I don't understand. It's going the other way. What do you mean? The water's shooting up into you. Yeah, but that's what an enema is. Yeah, but that's what it did.

It cleaned out the... Oh, Jesus. Yeah, I know. Okay. Okay. So that was... Oh, Bex just sitting here suddenly in the background. We were like, oh, gross.

How does that happen to someone? She's like, she's sitting there. Okay, all right. She's in her Toyota Camry just like, oh. I know that we actually even got the full story.

What happened directly after that? Oh, God. I feel like she'd probably be kicked out of the water park. Yeah, well, that's the thing. Okay, so I'm going to say that, Bex, you were so embarrassed. You, like, went to the changing rooms, got changed, and left,

and made your family or friends who were with you leave at the same time. Okay, I'm thinking sexy Bex here probably had a few drinks at the water park anyway and was like, I'll just go to the gift shop. Made someone go to the gift shop, pick her up a new pair of togs, she slapped them on, and she finished the day. I reckon, no, that was the end of the day for Bex. But I think that she did stay at the water park for much longer. They didn't leave.

They stayed around, but she just, she laid low. She just stayed on like a, she maybe did some tanning. Bex, take us through the moment after you realised what you've done in the pool. So, Meg is probably the closest.

I pretended that I actually had cut my finger and that it was blood. They didn't bleed me, obviously. No, this is clearly brown, my lady. Oh, you bleed poos. Weird. And yeah, the lifeguard pretty much said I think you should go have a shower and get changed. Oh God, how embarrassing.

And so you did go and get changed, you got out of the pool, and then you left, you didn't hang around like two people. And then I ran. Ran, ran, ran. I ran out of there. Okay, wow, goodness me. Remember, it was in America, a really busy water park, and there were thousands of people there.

I was out. Sexy Bexie, eh? There she goes again. I can't believe, and you have the name. I love that you made out that your finger was bleeding. She panicked. Absolutely panicked. How many years after that incident did you keep the Sexy Bexie nickname for?

Uh, yeah, not long. Eventually, just slowly, once everyone started hearing about the story, I guess less people started calling you. I mean, Bex, you could have sued that water park. It was in America. You could have sued them and said that slide made you do that. And with you, embarrassment,

damages. Oh my God, you could be a millionaire right now. And instead you're just telling your shard story on the edge to an old country. To win a voucher to go spend in store at Zed. You could be known as Richie Bexie. Hey, Bex, you're a bloody good sport.

Thanks for listening to the show. Join Zed Rewards if you haven't already and you get 20 cents off per litre and a free coffee. Terms apply. She's awesome. Love it. Yeah, how good. Clint, Meg and Dan.

It's Clint, Meg and Dan's. What you got? All right, what you got? People in Wellington easily amused, it seems, after an entire crowd gathered to watch a man do what? All right, what you got? People in Wellington easily amused, it seems, after an entire crowd gathered to watch a man do what? Take a listen to this and have a guess if you can work out what he's doing. Fold the sheet! Fold the sheet! Fold the sheet!

Yep, that is what it sounds like. They are watching a man fold a fitted sheet. Not a lot going on in Wellington at the moment. Hold on though. I am interested in that. I never know how to fold a fitted sheet. I just roll it up and throw it in the cupboard. Well, maybe he has a very... Well, that's why you need to go.

You should have gone and see. I wish I would. Very impressive. I'd love to know if anyone from Wellington is listening and you were there. Did he have a hat? Like, is he has a very... Well, that's why you need to go. Yeah. You should have gone and see. I wish I... Very impressive. I'd love to know if anyone from Wellington's listening and you were there, did he have a hat? Like, is he taking money? Mm. Like, is that why?

Or is he just doing it as a public service, like a free busker? That's a busker. I think it was really cool that he did it. I don't know why. It's one of those things that could have been a total flop and nobody turned up, but it's awesome that they did. Yeah.

I think that's a busker I want to look at. Yeah. And if he does have a real cool hack and way of doing it where it's actually nice and flat and smooth at the end. Yeah. Yeah, maybe I do want to see it. But even if you take like 20 minutes and do it as carefully as you can, for me it's always creased.

Always a nightmare. Mine's a little bit of a local story with Auckland, actually. Dan, you've been to this cafe that's in the news. Okay. Do you remember going to the Auckland's Hill House Cafe? Oh, I love it. It's one of the nicest cafes, and they do, I'll tell you what, the best cinnamon scrolls.

Bah! Not anymore. They've been sent a cease and desist from America for Cinnabon. Really? Yeah. Is that why they're the best? Are they just getting Cinnabon? A cease and desist.

Bah! God, that was so... Bloody loser. So hold on. So you're laughing at a small little cafe in New Zealand. I'm supporting them. I was laughing at it. I'm so sorry for how bluntly I did that.

So what has come out is that, yeah, they're Cinnabons. They've been made for a family reunion. That's how it feels. It's fair. I'm so sorry. And then because I think the chain's been brought to, you know, New Zealand. We now have a Cinnabon in New Zealand. They've had a statement,

our beloved bun for the last three years that our community has grown an attachment to has been, that has also been nominated for an iconic Auckland Eats is now no longer, she said, a large United States company, wonder which one, which has brought its chain to New Zealand, wonder which one, sent a cease and desist letter saying

they can no longer use the name or anything close to it. Wait, so, but they don't have the rights, surely, to a Cinnabon, like a cinnamon scroll with icing on the top. So can they just change the name and keep the recipe, or do they have to get rid of the whole thing? That's what I'm trying to look into. I don't know if they can just, like, they have said they can no longer do it, even though it's been their own recipe, but surely they can just change the name.

They don't own Cinnamon Scrolls. What if they just called it Not A Cinnabon? Oh, now that's smart, Clint. Yeah. Yeah, definitely Not A Cinnabon. Not A Cinnabon. And you're like, the name does exactly what the C-Cinna sister. A Spiced Bread With Icing.

A Spiced Bread Twisted. That sounds a bit gross. A Spiced Bread Twist. Spiced Bread Twist. I wouldn bread twist. Spice bread twist. I wouldn't buy that. No. Yeah. I'm still feeling really sad for them because they are awesome.

Hill House, though, I tell you what, they do more than just Cinnabons. Like, delicious. No, they don't do Cinnabons. No, they definitely don't. They do spiced. Yeah. Spiced twisted breads. Not anymore, they don't.

And finally, study has found that, and this actually makes a lot of sense, singles in New Zealand are facing higher costs. So now more than ever, it's cheaper for you to be in a couple. Because according to this study, singles are paying more for rent, essentials, food, because they're not having to share it

amongst another person. But you're just having to pay more if you're by yourself. Right. Sucks to be you, producing apes. Yeah. So they're saying more than ever now is a perfect time to get couple up. Come on, man. What are you doing? Yeah, if anyone wants to split my rent, let me know. Got a lovely bedroom, good sun, got a couple plants.

The romance. It's getting to a point now where it's like a real disparity, especially in Auckland and the big main mats. It's really, really expensive to be single and living in a flat or anything like that. Crazy, eh? Laura, maybe today's the day you make it official. You can't, Neeps. I'm looking at you and you're nodding, but you don't have anyone to make it official.

Yeah, that sucks for me, eh? Yeah, yeah. Clint, Meg and Dan. And we have Lloyd Burr joining us on the show this morning to tell us all about the tariffs and what Donald Trump's doing overseas and how that is actually going to eventually trickle down and affect us if it isn't already. The best journalist in the country. Hi, Lloyd.

Morning. Morning. Morning. Okay, we've been seeing this every morning. Lots of breaking news come through. We are three plebs, three innocent plebs here in New Zealand. Speak for yourself. And it is, well, to me it is, I sit here and I hear about tariffs

and I understand what that means and I understand we're in a tariff war, or at least the USA and China is, but how does it affect New Zealand? I've been seeing mortgage rates even discussed here. Yeah, I mean, it affects sort of everything. This is, like, the US is such a big market. Yeah.

Like a big driver of the global economy, and it kind of drives everything. So it does affect everything, to be honest. It'll affect your mortgage rates. It'll affect your KiwiSaver, your returns. So does that mean good or bad for us? Mortgage rates, does that mean down or up? I mean, well, mortgage rates are going to go down.

Down. Which is fantastic. I mean, they're sort of going down anyway. Yeah. Maybe it'll go down quicker. Okay. Who knows? And so for those who aren't even really understanding what the tariffs are,

because there is a different percentage that Donald Trump's putting on, like depending on which country he's decided, is it in regards to imports and exports? Well, like imagine if you're going to a nightclub, right? And you usually go there and it's like, you just rock on up. There's no charge at the door. Now, all of a sudden, you rock up and you're like,

cool, you can get like $10, please. You're like, hang on a second, what? $10? Why? There's no reason. And you're like, hang on a second, what? $10? Yeah. Like, why? For no reason. And so it's like now. That's essentially what he's done. And then we want to go to another club,

but then we realise, but everyone's in that club, so we're just going to have to pay the money. Yeah, well, I mean, you could just like, well, I mean, it's a very interesting metaphor here, but like, so you've got, like, all these American clubs and you've got to pay, like, quite a lot of money to go to them. But you're like, hang on, let's go to this club here. There's actually no tariff surcharge on this one and this one.

Like, so, like, it's like, yeah, I mean, it changes the entire way that, like, the world economy works. It's interesting because it looks like as well now he's put a pause on for 90 days of most of the countries that he was going to impose these tariffs on, Lloyd. But China's a 145%? 125% he's hiked to China. I mean, let's just make it 225. I mean, who knows? I mean, he just clicks, let's just make it 225. Yeah. I mean, who knows? I mean, what are the...

He just, like, clicks his fingers and, like, it changes. Yeah, he does. It seems to just be changing by the minute. It's quite concerning. Is that why his mate Elon Musk and him aren't getting along? Because they were, like, best mates, and then he started tweeting some stuff, calling them some names that I can't even actually repeat on radio,

so it definitely feels like they've had a falling out. I thought they were besties. Yeah. Is it because now these new rules are costing Elon Musk, his new BFF, a lot of money? Yeah. Yep. I mean, it's quite weird

because he didn't like him initially and then he's like, okay, well, I've got to be friends with him, so they're best friends. And now he's like, okay, I'm in the White House. What do I do? Okay, he's a bit of a dickhead.

Yeah. Yeah, it's like you don't want this weird like Kardashian stuff to happen in the White House. No. You want like, it's mind boggling. It's sad. How like this fren frenemy is happening in the most powerful office in the world.

Yeah, it's so... They were best friends, now they're not. Will they be best friends again? It's completely changing every day today. So bizarre. You're so right, Lloyd, to be happening in a place of such power. It's so bizarre. Thanks so much for explaining this to us, Lloyd.

Yeah, we appreciate checking out your stuff as well. On Stuff is a political journalist there, Lloyd Burr, one of the best men. We appreciate your time. Oh, bless you. I mean, I don't know if I've actually been a help or a hindrance, to be honest. You've been a help.

It's better than us explaining it, Lloyd. I'll tell you that for nothing. Thank you, mate. Yeah, I imagine Elon Musk has got his fingers in a lot of pies overseas and wherever he's making Tesla, I imagine if all of a sudden those tariffs go up, then his company starts costing a lot more money to run.

It's always interesting knowing, like, from when someone was your best friend, which from the outside looking in, Donald Trump and Elon Musk were besties. They were doing everything together. What did it take for them to become your complete enemy? Like one event. One thing. Well it's normally

maybe for some people it's a few things but eventually it is that one thing where you go, alright enough. We could take some calls besties to frenemies. Yeah. What happened? Yeah. Did they sleep with your partner? That would be a big one. That'd do it. That would probably do it. Yeah. I think a lot of them

will be to do with money as well. Oh, boring lending and boring money. And then they never paid it back or something like that. Besties for enemies. Have you got a story?

Donald Trump and Elon Musk don't look like they're going to be mates anymore. And we'll try and pull up the, was it a tweet, Meg? That Elon Musk posted about Donald Trump and what he thought of him.

Yeah, I believe so. I believe so. Unfiltered. We probably can't read all of it. Definitely, I'm not going to at least. Yeah. It's not actually about Donald Trump and what he thought of him. I believe so. I believe so. Unfiltered. We probably can't read all of it. Definitely I'm not going to at least. Yeah. It's not actually about Donald Trump, but it's about one of his like highest advisors.

Yeah. I'm sort of kicking the guts of Donald. We were just talking to journalist Lloyd Burr about the tariffs that are being imposed on different countries from America. Donald Trump's advisor, Peter Navarro, has been taking shots from, we thought, Donald Trump's best, Peter Navarro, has been taking shots from, we thought, Donald Trump's best mate or new best mate, Elon Musk. But this

is what Elon Musk has been saying about Peter who's been telling Donald Trump what to do. In return this morning, we saw Elon Musk call Peter Navarro quote, dumb as bricks and quote, a moron. So that is sort of the internal dialogue taking place.

Yeah, and there's a few more things they said that we won't be playing because it was pretty, yeah, it was pretty odd. I guess when you have that much money, it's like, who cares? Like, what are they going to do? I think when it comes to money, obviously Elon Musk is going to put himself first, isn't he?

Do you know what I quite like about, one of Elon Musk's daughters has said much worse about her dad and people like, when in the interview were like, ooh, ooh, can you say that about Elon? She's like, what's he going to do? He's rich, but like,

he's a terrible person and I thought she was probably the only person that would, you know, suck it up to him and the way that she doesn't care that he's super rich and super powerful. He's her dad and she doesn't like him. I think at the end of the day, this is on a very big scale,

but if you boil it all down, it's a friend making it difficult for someone to earn money. And I think a lot of friendships end over money, just like this one, a person that's texted through. Adam said, purchased my best mate a car for 5k 10 years ago, never saw a cent back, haven't spoken in 5 years after I took him to the small claims court.

I mean, someone else texting through the same thing about going guarantor on a loan, so we don't know what that is, it's like if someone says they can afford to make the payments, but they don't have a good track record, so the bank won't give them the money, and so I can go guarantor which means if they

forfeit on those payments I'm now responsible and they said they went guarantor on a loan for a friend who just stopped paying and I got stuck with them so I guess same sort of vibe.

I always have gone with the thing if you lend someone money you have to go in knowing that you might not ever see that again. Yeah. And I think

you almost have yourself to blame in a way. You should just never have lent the money because it just makes the situation... Now me and Meg want to borrow money off Dan. Not a cent. Unless it's like, unless you're an absolute diastrates and like for whatever reason you need money, it's a life or death situation, of course.

Oh, I have to be dying to get money out of Dan. Life or death. Dying. Oh my God. Yeah, like if you come to me like, I just need a new car, I have to be dying to get money out of Dan. Life or death. Dying. Oh my God. Like if you come to me like, I just need a new car, I'm going to go,

no, go to the bank. Go to the bank and get a loan. Someone else has texted through, Simon, you still owe me my PlayStation 1 Gran Turismo disc that you two have scratched up.

We haven't spoken in 20 years. I want my disc. Ruby said, my friend crashed my car. It wasn't that bad, but it was an important part so it cost like $2,000. Got insurance, it was still $900, I'm guessing like. Ruby said, my friend crashed my car. It wasn't that bad, but it was an important part, so it cost like $2,000. Got insurance.

It was still $900, I'm guessing, like, you know, with excess. And I had to pay it. She wouldn't. We were 17, so I understand now, as an adult, that she really couldn't pay it. It wasn't straight away, but friends, not anymore. At one time, it was really close with a girl, and then I got really drunk and vomited on her duvet

and didn't replace it, and we didn't talk anymore. Yeah, that'll do it. Why'd you vomit on it? I was too drunk. Yeah. and then I got really drunk and vomited on her duvet and didn't replace it and we didn't talk anymore. Yeah, that'll do it. Why'd you vomit on it? I was too drunk. Yeah. Huh? I was too drunk. That's why I thought

you said the first time. Yeah. And Karen sticks through saying I want my 20 bucks. I saw Jane Dion at the Stokes Valley bar. Oh, Dad. Oh, Karen.

She's good, eh? Bring her to the show. 20 effing whacks she's going to get apparently. Bloody hell. Clint, Meg and Dan. Scandal with Meg. Scandal Sacks, the new world text.

Wonderful to 3343 to watch our winner, Abby, receiving New World Wonderful Wednesday Morning. That happened yesterday. Yeah. Actually, it's a bit of a, it's a bit of a, what do you do? Skid, no, that's a skid mark. Leave her, Clint, leave her. I know, I was about to jump in.

Leave her. I'm doing a 180 skid mark. Leave her, Clint. Leave her. I know. I was about to jump in. Leave her. I'm doing a 180 skidder. It's not it, is it? It's not it. It's not it. She's doing an about turn. Please, I'm drowning. Doing a U-turn.

Doing a 180. 180. Doing a 180. Nothing to do with skids. Okay. We were going to talk about Lorde in a new song, but I've just seen that Ed Sheeran has something very in common with our darling Clint here.

Oh, really? Yes, yes. I'll give you guys a couple of guesses. What do you think Ed Sheeran and Clint Randall have exactly in common? They both have a pool at their house. Oh, probably. So I'll give you that. Next. Hot Wives. Absolutely, but that isn't

it. Next. One more. They're both musically talented I wouldn't say that I'm not going to give you that one Dan no you're good

but Ed Sheeran's favourite movie is Cool Runnings is it actually it's Cool Runnings so next time we get Ed on

for an interview which I'm guessing one day we will Ed's great for an interview Clint make sure you bomb with him on that oh my god there was a conversation about 10 years ago So next time we get Ed on for an interview, which I'm guessing one day we will, Ed's great for an interview. Clint, make sure you bomb with him on that. Oh, my God. There was a conversation about 10 years ago to go on.

I don't think this is... No, it's not that clip. It's okay. I know you're excited. We're going to move on from that because you're the only person that would be excited about that. Just remember, Clint, she did a big skid mark before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, I will put on some Cool Runnings music.

No, no, no. We don't need that. Clint, we don't need it. This is when they're going down the ice in the bombshell. Actually, I will put on some Cool Runnings music. No, no, no, we don't need that. Clint, we don't need it. Do you want this? This is when they're like going down the ice in the bombshell. I'm more focused on the Ed thing. I just wanted to get you excited. Is that all it was about Ed that he likes Cool Runnings?

Very neat. No, but I've got more things for me to share, and I just wanted to get excited for Mr. Bond. Need to do her a handbrake too. Will he ever do the Super Bowl? Now do I play? You can probably play it now. There was a conversation about 10 years ago to go on with someone,

and I think that would be the only way that I would do it. I don't think English artists are like... I mean, there are some that have the pizzazz of Super Bowl, fireworks, dances, blah, blah, blah. But me going up there and being like here's the A team and here's perfect I just don't like no one wants to see that say like if it was Beyonce's show

and she had all the kind of bells and whistles and then there was a moment where we sung perfect together that makes sense to me but me I don't know

I can't I can't picture myself doing it I thought that was good I love it we'd all say we'd all say the same that's another thing we have in common.

Yeah, very humble, the both of you. How does he think he's perceived by the public eye? Do you think you handle being in the public eye well? This has been my life since I was 19. So I think that the first five years, six years of my life, no, I really didn't. And I really struggled with it. Relationships-wise, not just romantic, but just relationships in my life, friendships, family, everything like like it just everything shifted and i know people go you know when someone becomes

famous they change that this but genuinely i didn't for the first three years i was i was exactly the same person wow um yeah it's a really great interview with call her daddy if you want to see the rest of it he does talk about uh a lot how he is perceived with his music. He's very switched on. He knows what everyone thinks of him. He's not got his head in the sand. He's superhuman Ed Sheeran in the way that he, there is no other artist like him, actor, singer, any

famous person that you get him on any day and he gives you 100% of him. So true. You never see him on a day. We're a little old New Zealand and we've interviewed him for probably over 10 years now, from the beginning of his career to where he is now, and he has not changed a single bit. And we were going to interview a pop star slash actress the other day,

and she locked herself in a room, and we didn't even get to interview her because she was having a little bit of a tanty. We had to get up like an hour early to interview her, and then she cancelled. Never see that from Ed. Good guesses from Trent and Hayden though. Did Ed Sheeran sing his vows?

No, I believe he didn't. So that is a, sorry there, Trent. It's just me. And Hayden said, I don't recall Ed Sheeran's TV show being cancelled yet again, Hayden. Oh, Hayden.

I love that one. What show was that? What a line. Which one do you want to talk about yours being cancelled? No, I mean, Ed Sheeran didn't have a TV show to have cancelled. No, he was on Game oferan didn't have a TV show to have cancelled.

No, he was on Game of Thrones, though. Yeah. Hey, Meg, they weren't cancelled. They just weren't renewed. Yeah. Thank you, Dan. Straight after Clint hosted them. But that doesn't matter, you know?

How great is the theme song to the running song? Oh, he's back to the running song. Okay. Clint, Meg and Dan. The Big Bang last night went down around the country just one night

to reignite the spark in your relationship. Come on, girl. Ooh. I can feel it in the air. I went for a walk just as it was getting dark last night and I could sense

that people in houses were in bed. You went for a walk just by yourself. Did you and your wife have a fight? No. Just need some fresh air.

Yeah, just need to go for it. We'll burn off some steam. If you do want to call us without us prying too much into your love life, you can 0800 there, Jim. We'll just record a little message

as to how it went for you. We asked you to jump in our DMs on Insta as well and a few people have done that. I took part in the big thing. Woohoo! We actually quickly realised

that we have similar turn-ons, so it was quite nice to lead with that when it was finally time to head to the bedroom. So yesterday we started listing our, like, turn-ons and turn-offs together and it kind of lasted only about five minutes. Good morning, my name's Will and I did it twice. I did it twice. Let's go! Okay. He's stoked with himself.

Will had a great morning. What a very good morning. I wonder if his partner would be sharing the same sentiments, like going like, yeah, it was great. Yeah, were they just as keen? Maybe the second time sometimes this happens. They go, should we just try it one more time? Then we go round two and the guy's like, yeah, yeah,

but she loved it. Or, she was like, I just need to. Well, someone who didn't love it and didn't have a great morning is our boss Casey and his wife Ash when Dan in the pitch black at five past six this morning decided to surprise them with a knock on the door to see how it went

for them last night. I'm going to do another knock. Another knock there. Someone's coming. Hopefully it was also last night. Here we go. Casey the boss. Casey, I just had one question for Hopefully it was also last night. Here we go. Casey the boss. Shh, shh. Case, I just had one question for you. What was last night?

Yeah, it was the Big Bang. Yep, yep. Shush. Did you take part in the Big Bang? No, I didn't. He didn't, guys. She's in the courtroom. Cash is coming through.

Did you take part in the Big Bang last night, Ash? He didn't. No. Oh, okay. Did you even part in the Big Bang last night, Ash? I think you didn't. No. Okay. Did you even just have a conversation? No. No, no, nothing. Gentle touching?

No caressing or anything? No. No, nothing, yeah. The awkward thing is now the kids are up and they're listening to this conversation. Just gently knock. So that was actually, I haven't spoken to Casey. I've texted him saying all good.

Nothing back. Oh, he left you unseen. You just texted him an all good? Yeah, all good. All good, all good, bro. Actually, we have Hannah on from 0800 The Edge. Hannah, you and your husband had had a bit of a dry spell before last night, I'm guessing.

Yeah, look, we actually hadn't been intimate for about six months. And we've been together a long time. We didn't take part in the big bang, but it did kind of start like a good conversation between us. We actually started talking about things because it started feeling really awkward between us and we didn't know how to do anything

and it just became such an awkward time. But we did start talking and it kind of broke the ice so I'm feeling really good about things again. It's exactly what I mean. You know what you're saying

that you didn't take part in the Big Bang but I think you did. That's exactly what you needed to do. That's what I did. I didn't take part in the Big Bang, but I think you did. That's exactly what you needed to do. That's what I did. I didn't do... All the stuff.

All the stuff, but I did chats and intimacy. And I tell you what, actually, if you're in a situation like Hannah, I actually think it's more important to have the conversation than just doing the deed because you're kind of then kind of airing... Setting a better foundation if it's been half a year. Now, is there a reason why we haven't called the number one fan of this idea?

Oh. I need to know if Christine and John are still going for it. Oh, my God, I forgot about Christine and John. Christine and John. John didn't do it for a week and a half. I reckon they're still doing it. I think they're still doing it. I think they're still doing it. I reckon John's...

He said it was going to be four hours. Do you remember? I reckon John's still hammering away. We need to still give them some time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll flick him a text. Hopefully they leave me on scene. Christine's like, John, I mean, I love you.

I've got work. I've got to get up. My friends are waiting outside. I'm going for my you. Yo, I've got work. I've got to get up. I'm going to go for my work. My friends are waiting outside. I'm going for my work. Yeah, they're both retired. Okay. Clint, Megan, Dan. She'll be in the country in a couple of weeks,

and she has five Netflix specials. Eliza Schlesinger. Oh, my God. It comes in one colour, and I can only describe it as, like, a grey beige. Like, if clammy were a color. Remember when you were a teenager and all your girlfriends were like, let's go to the mall. Remember malls?

And you go and they're like, let's go get cute bras at Abercrombie. Remember Abercrombie? And you'd go with them and they're running forward and you're carrying around your grown woman divorce HS. Like, wait for me. Yeah, she's very funny. I was gutted I actually missed her. So I'm excited to hear what you guys asked her.

I do know that in the past she's openly talked about loving New Zealand and she even lived here for a few weeks. So Dan, instead of, I guess, deciding to ask her what she loved about New Zealand,

which she would get asked all the time, you asked her what she didn't like. Unorthodox, yeah. I have seen your country like more than most Kiwis. Like we're talking top to bottom, Russell to Bluff. What are some of the

things that you, when you were traveling New Zealand, that you didn't like? I don't know if we have that much time. The way you guys eat and treat your bagels almost classifies as a hate crime. You're a little too into halloumi. It is not the best cheese. One thing I did notice about Kiwis,

this is very weird, you guys all give your dogs like deeply serious people names. Like in the States, our dogs are named like Fluffy and Buttons and Crackers and you're like, this is my dog Richard.

Like this is Robert. Like the most, they all sound like barristers. Like they all, like this is Donald. Very funny. She also is a very successful and up and coming stand-up comedian, which is what Dan's dream is.

He's done a couple of stand-up. Wow, that's my dream. But I'd love to be a little bit funny. So he took it as his opportunity to get some tips on stand-up comedy. What's the key to a good stand-up joke? Because I'd imagine there's not one rule, but what's your rule? It's got to be funny. It's got to be funny.

And if it's not, then you're doing slam poetry and nobody likes you. So then you're doing a one-minute show and you've got to take your shirt off. So if it's not funny, I suppose it's not a joke. What's the last thing that you – because we do the same in radio. Things will happen and then you go, oh, my God, that's funny. And our friends now will go, that's not funny, I suppose it's not a joke. What's the last thing that you, because we do the same in radio, things will happen. And then you go, oh my God, that's funny. And our friends now will go, that's not for the radio. And I imagine you probably get, that's not for your next Netflix special.

But what's the last thing that you wrote down that you thought there could be something in that? Yeah, I have it right here, actually. I wrote this down. I probably wrote this down yesterday. Oh, that anytime a man describes a woman as just an amazing person, it's the code for like, I do not want to have sex with her.

Like anytime you're like overly complimentary, you're just like, she's just such a good person. You're like, oh, do we like having sex with good people? I don't think that's the barometer. So I went under the edge. Is she right? I disagree. If I'm complimenting you, I like you.

Yeah, so if a guy was to say to me, oh, you're just so amazing, Meg, it's meaning he's unattracted to me and doesn't want to sleep with me. And that's why he's going out of his way to compliment you. Not in my case. If I say you're amazing, Meg, I like you. You do say that a lot. Jokingly, though.

Oh, there it is. So then you're standing by her. Okay. Okay, okay. All right. Okay, I'm interested. So then you're standing by her. Okay. Okay, okay. All right. Okay, I'm interested in this. Is it just a joke or is it actually an observation

that has some truth to it? Yeah, some merit to it. If you are amazing, does that mean you're not sleeping? And we had Eliza Schlesinger on the show. She is going to be joining us in New Zealand on the 26th of April. It's a Saturday over Anzac weekend if you want to grab tickets.

Yeah, just jump on Google. You'll find them easy enough. I think it's Ticketmaster. But she said something to us that we thought was interesting. It's something she wrote down for a bit of a stand-up bit. So she obviously thinks it's funny. But maybe it's funny because it's also there's some truth to it. Anytime a man describes a woman as just an amazing person,

it's the code for like, I do not want to have sex with her. Like anytime you're like overly complimentary, you're just like, she's just such a good person. You're like, oh, do we like having sex with good people? I don't think that's the barometer. I think what she's saying, like I can see if like, if I was in a room of people and some guys, I was like, oh, you met my friend Katie

last night. And if a guy said to me, oh my God, yeah, she's so nice and she's just amazing. Yeah, she's great. I would feel like the next sentence would be like, she'd be a good girl for Ben. Like, it's not that they're trying to get with her. I'd love to set her up with someone else I know, but not me. I disagree. I think

she's, I think it's more of an American thing. Really? I do agree with her on that one. Go on. Someone's text through, Adam, thanks for texting through. He said, I've always stood by the treat him mean, keep him keen mantra when meeting girls. I've never had a long-term relationship. Telling. But it works 100% of the time for one night stands, which is interesting.

So he's kind of saying he agrees with her. Yeah. But then another person, a female's text her saying, guys who are nice straight off the bat usually have no game. Nice guys have no riz. I just think the word amazing and nice is a descriptive word means the guy isn't interested in her as a partner. Amazing? Really? If I say a girl's amazing, I think she's amazing.

And I think that she is an incredible person. I agree, but do you want to sleep with her? Yes, but you're married. Dan, that's absolutely disgusting. Oh, but I mean when I was single. And Hannah's our friend, so we're on Team Hannah here. There's absolutely no females in this room that I would say are amazing. I'm literally the only female.

Someone else said, I'm being told I've got a great personality. Guess where I am. Yep, that's right, in the friend female. Someone else said, I'm being told I've got a great personality. Guess where I am. Yep, that's right. In the friend zone. I had a friend when I was at a bar. I've told you guys this story before. A guy came up to us and he said to her, see, I can tell you're a really nice person but you've got a bit of a funny face.

Oh! That's a bit mean. Bit of a funny face. And another text, someone else says, I feel like it's the same when someone says, oh, you should date my Oh, that's a bit mean. Bit of a funny face. Bit of a funny face. And another text, someone else says, I feel like it's the same when someone says, oh, you should date my friend. That's so funny.

Normally means they're ugly. It's because they're trying to grab other, I see what she's saying. There's something in it. They're trying to grab other parts of their personality instead of men are, and this is by, we're not biased, but this is a very big generalisation that men are visual creatures and if they see a girl that's hot,

they'll be like, damn, she's hot. So the first thing that comes out of their mouth. So if it isn't. And they're like, oh mate, she's hot. But if they were like, oh, she's nice,

she's so lovely. Then yeah, then they don't find her attractive. That's what she's saying. I'm so different to everybody. I think like, I find girls that are funny attractive. Like personality is up there. Oh, pinkster. with, I wouldn't say you, but I mean.

I think you're quirky. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. A pair of $50,000. Cash. With the edge. Cash trapped. Trapped.

Trapped. Trapped. All right. Megalofia, cash amounted is yours. You can take and run or forego that cash amount offered to you by Meg and go with the mystery amount that is strapped to Dan. He's also going to have a hell of a lot of cash strapped to him this time tomorrow in Dunedin at the North Ground.

$3,000 up for grabs. Change it up, though. You'll be racing three-legged. Yeah, come see me. I'm going to be in Dunedin from this afternoon. If you see me walking about, come say hi.

Just walking about, just wandering. Just wandering the streets, please send them back. Yeah, I know. I'm really like, I'm really sad that you guys aren't coming with me

because I genuinely, I'm not good by myself. You're great by yourself. So if you see me wandering around, please come and say hi and keep me company. They probably, if they'd sent us down,

then I think it would have had to come out of the pot. Yeah, yeah. So they thought, I'll just send down one of you and have more money to give away. Or send down the cheapest guy. Who's that? Dan, bugger. Tom is a first-time caller. Shut up.

Yeah. Okay. Tommy boy. Hello, stranger. For the first time. Tommy boy. Morning, Tom. G'day, how's it going? Good, mate. Is this the first time you've ever called or the first time you've actually gotten through?

I've been trying to get through to you guys for a long time, just driving around Christchurch. Bless you. Delivering loads and that, and yeah, just trying to get through to you. Good on you. Tom's dropping loads left, right and centre. Around Christchurch. He's a transport driver. Oh, cool.

Oh, cool, cool, cool. How many loads have you done today? I've done two so far today. Good on you. How many more to go, Derrick? And by the end of the day, by the time... Probably another four or five.

Six loads a day. We must be exhausted by the end of the day. Let's get this game on the road as fast as possible. You're a busy man. All right, Tom. You need what? You need money for what? Just for maybe a new dishwasher,

because we just moved into a new place, and it hasn't got a dishwasher in that, so I was thinking about putting the dishwasher in and that. Oh, cool. Fair enough. Well, guess what, Tom? It's your lucky day. I'm going to buy you a new dishwasher.

Oh, cool. Thank you. Yeah, 400 bucks. Okay. Well, guess what, Tom? It's your lucky day. I'm going to buy you a new dishwasher. Oh, cool. Thank you. Yeah, $400. Okay. It's one of those smaller ones. Yeah, this one might be right now $411.75 in Robin Hood freestanding dishwasher. There you go.

Okay, that's pretty good, Tom. I mean, $400 is a good amount for me. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is, isn't it? So you could take Meg's load, or you could risk it and maybe take a bigger load from me. Speak, it is, isn't it? So you could take Meg's load or you could risk it and maybe take a bigger load from me. Speak in your language, Tom. Or take a, it could just be a small amount of money.

Tom, you needed the dishwasher. I've given you the dishwasher. Take it. Oh, maybe I might try and risk it, maybe. Okay. Let's give it a go. Let's see what happens. You have $400 right there to go buy the dishwasher and you're going, nah, so, see what happens? You have $400

right there to go buy the dishwasher and you're going, nah, nah, nah. I'm only here once. Nah.

Yeah, I'm only here once. Anyway, I'll go to you guys, listen to you guys every day, you know, as I'm driving around and it's funny,

you guys are a good band to it, really. Oh, good. Oh, well, Tom, you know what?

You're a winner anyway, no matter what happens. Let's see if we can get you more money. yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, nah, that'll be awesome.

He wants more than four. Okay, Tom from Christchurch. He's got four more loads to do today. He's done two already. You could get a dishwasher. Not as good a one, though, as Meg was offering. Tom, $300. Oh yeah, that's alright.

That's bloody good. It's so much better than Dandos. Awesome. That sounds cool as well. Yeah, it sounds cool. It's just the way I deliver it, I think. Okay, Tom. Yeah, definitely for sure.

Because you said $400, but when Dan does, he goes $300. I'll try that tomorrow. Alright, Tom. Hey,, for sure. Because you said $400, but when Dan does, he goes, $300. I'll try that tomorrow. All right, Tom. Hey, thanks for calling. No worries. It's all cool. Thank you.

He's lovely, eh? Yeah, he's great. He sounds like a good guy. I'm jealous that people get loads delivered from him. How can I give exactly what people want and they still turn it down? And then they're happy when they get less. I don't know. The psychology around it, I'd love to know.

It's interesting, isn't it? It's a strange game. It's really interesting. It is a strange game. The Clint, Meg and Dan Podcast. We have a podcast that sits alongside this one called The Only Fans. You can text the word podcast to 3343. Our chat with Liza Schlesinger,

who's going to be in the country in a couple of weeks. She's a comedian with five Netflix specials. Her podcast is up there, our full chat. But we're also in yesterday's OnlyFans podcast talking about who's better at lying when they get caught in a tricky situation, guys or girls. Yeah, and I think girls are better at lying on the spot.

I agree. We did a little bit of an experiment between the three of us. Meg gave Clint and I a little bit of a scenario that we had to wriggle out of. We were good. You didn't wriggle out of any of them. And that's and I a little bit of a scenario that we had to wriggle out of. We were good. You didn't wriggle out of any of them. And that's what I think has happened with most of these stories

where these male exes have been caught in a lie and made something up on the spot, and it has turned out to be hilarious. All right, these are some legit reasons and lies that exes have told their partners. He told me he had to have Snapchat to talk to other women because he was in the CIA and undercover and that's why he hid it from me and lied.

How is someone using Snapchat? How are people that dumb? Well, she's not. No, but did he think that she was that thick? Clearly. Really? I saw him kissing another girl with my own eyes and right away confronted him about it.

He told me I must have had a dream. Like, how do you even... What? Do you know they reckon a surefire way of finding out if someone lies is when they just say the question back? Because they're trying to buy time to come up with a lie. So if you go, did you hook up with that girl?

And you're like, did I hook up with that girl? Did I hook up with what girl? Yeah, you're right. And they're thinking, what do I do? What do I do? What do I do?

Normally they also focus on something completely irrelevant. You're like, you hooked up with that blonde girl. And he goes, no, no, she's kind of brunette. Brunette. She's actually brunette.

So no. And you're like, you're focusing on the wrong thing. If you ask, I hooked up with of brunette. Brunette, she's actually brunette. So no. You're focusing on the wrong thing. If you asked, I hooked up with a brunette girl, then yes, Scott. This is a great one. I thought it was hilarious. It's just a quotation from him.

I don't even know how to delete a text. If only he did. If only he did. He told me that the hickey on his neck was a ringworm. Just the one. I think I prefer cheating. Sorrykey on his neck was a ringworm. Just the one. I think I prefer cheating. Sorry, babe, it's a ringworm. I've been sleeping with a guy with a ringworm.

My one said his phone came with dating apps already installed. That's what Apple's doing, eh? That would be funny from Apple with a bit of a stitch up in the latest update. Oh my god. He told me he was messaging women online to boost their self-esteem

and make their day better. He's doing a service. Charitable. Charitable, yeah. Charitable service. Oh, God. My ex apparently got stuck in an automatic car wash, and that's why he was gone all night.

13 hours he was stuck in the car wash. His car still comes home dirty. Oh my God. He, this is one of my favourite ones. My ex said he was at the skate park. I asked him for a photo. It was an image off Google.

When I confronted him that I found it on Google, he said he took the picture for Google. Who's that? Yeah. He's the original photographer. He's actually my girlfriend. You guys might want this as well.

That's my side job. There you go. My side hustle. I take photos for Google. Okay, what is the funniest lie? I can't think of it now that your ex ever told you. About anything weird. It's like, oh, my God.

Oh, man. We need to get Ria on because apparently there was a hacking situation going on. Oh, scammers. Scammers. Nothing to do with money, just messaging girls. I think we'll see. Talking about the funniest lies that your exes have told you, I've got a couple more from the text machine. Mine had six

female cousins but had parents that were only children. So like no aunties and uncles but somehow had six female cousins. So I don't think they're related, Dan. Don't know if they knew how the family tree actually

works. Yes, family tree. You need to have aunties and uncles to have cousins, I imagine. It's not the worst lie though that we've had so far. Because I guess they're banking on them not knowing the family tree. You need to have aunties and uncles to have cousins, I imagine. It's not the worst lie, though. You don't think so? That we've had so far. Because I guess they're banking on them not knowing the family tree. But once they do, pick trouble. There's a lot of tech like this.

We've got almost a full board of calls. Do you think they're mostly guys that are lying? Yes. Yeah. It's my guess. It's my guess. Let's go to Alexandra. Morning, Alexandra.

Hi, how are you? Good, Alex. Okay, what are you? Good, Alex. Okay, what was the lie that you were told? So I was dating this guy a few years back, and he had two kids, and we were living together at the time, and basically he got up in the middle of the night, left, didn't come home till like 10 a.m. the next morning.

When I confronted him about it, he said he was walking the streets all night in our area looking for a missing kid. But I got up to check and his ute had been gone all night and I was meant to be at work at 8.30 in the morning but I was late because I had to get up and look after

his kids and give them all breakfast while he was out sleeping with his ex-girlfriend. So he tried to make out that he wasn't sleeping with his ex-girlfriend. So he tried to make out that he wasn't sleeping with his ex. He was searching for a missing child. Did you ask anymore? Did they find the child? My guess is no. And he said no, they were still

missing. But they're still missing to this day, Alexandra. You're like, we need to call the police and find out more about it. He'd be like, oh, no, no, no, just leave the cops to it. Do their job. Thanks, Alexandra. Maybe he was searching for the kid just in his mistress's bedroom.

Hey, Debbie. Heya. What was the lie? Yeah. So my ex-fiancé was going to physio appointments. His second eldest daughter told me she saw her dad kissing a lady. When he was confronted, it was his childhood girlfriend, and his excuse to me was,

it's not cheating because I've already been with her before. Brilliant. That's really amazing. It's like he's making his own rules up now. That's not a rule you can't. What does he? He's like, I've already kissed those lips. So it doesn't matter. Here you go.

You need some fizzle on your lips. That's not a rule. Clint's like, it's opened up a new world for me. So, Demi, did you stay? Did you guys work it out? Oh, absolutely not. The best part was when I actually confronted him after his second eldest daughter told me. He left my house and his kids behind and disappeared for 24 hours and left his children at my house,

who I was raising like my own. That was fine. But I was like, your kids, bro? Yeah. Wow. What a peel. I love that in his head that was a legit reason, though. If I've already kissed them, it's not cheating because I've already done it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on. I'll take that off. Let's go to Ria as well, finally. Ria, what was the funniest lie your ex told you? Pretty much. This was a couple of years ago. It was one of my first ever relationships.

And we were quite young at the time. So, obviously, I had his Instagram. We were on the phone at the time. And I could see notifications popping up from all these girls. And I was like, what's going on? So, I went onto his Instagram and I could see notifications popping up from all these girls and I was like what's going on so I went onto his Instagram and I checked and he was flirting with other girls while he was on the phone with me and I confronted him I was like so what's going on he's like no no no my phone's getting hacked that's not me oh like right now my phone has been hacked into the system and

hackers for some reason instead of stealing all my money and my bank details, are flirting with women. Yeah. Were they saying hello, dear, though? Because that's a telltale sign. Hello, dear. No, no, no. Honestly, it was like messages he would send me. Oh, God.

God, how do they do it so quickly? There are dudes listening right now going, oh, that's a good idea. Maybe we should message all my side pieces. Hello, dear. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hacker. And don't forget,

if there are high heels in your house, they are used for changing light bulbs. That was my favourite one. I beat that coincidence we love to do on a Thursday. Neepia, producer Neeps' mum actually said, I've got an incredible coincidence.

And he was like, well, save it, mum, until Thursday when we do the bit. And let's see whether or not Nipia's mum brings something to the table that's good. What's Nipia's mum's name? I think he's taking calls at the moment, is he? He's maybe talking to his mum. What's your mum's name? Tony is my mum's name.

Sound like you made that up. Yeah. Not a good liar on the spot. That sounds like a fake name. No, that's my mum. That's my mum. All right, Beat That Coincidence. We have a special guest joining us on the show

for Beat That Coincidence this morning. We have producer Neeps, who's been with us for probably a month or two now. Yeah. And his mum, is that right, Neeps, came to you with a coincidental story that she thought we would enjoy. Yeah, she did.

And you know how, like, mums will send you stuff through and she'll be like, oh, I've got a great thing for the show. I've got a great thing for the show. And sometimes it's not the greatest thing, but I thought this coincidence was pretty good. I thought it was pretty good. You're up for the show, Tony.

You've made it past the gatekeeper, past your producer son, Tony. Yeah, I'm quite lucky. Yeah. Tony, before we get into this, can I just say, what a fantastic son you've raised. Oh, yeah, we talk about it all the time.

He is just an incredible young man. How have you done that? We all need tips. How have you done that? How did you raise Nipia so good? It's a great upbringing and in the car, going to Southland, I think. Oh, we're stuffed then. We've got Auckland kids. Bloody yuppies. Yeah, I actually told Tony how great a job I thought

she was doing when her and I were drinking at the races a few months back. I bumped into her. Had a great time, didn't we? Quite a fan of the races we are down there. Yeah, did you get any money? Did you make anything? I think I broke even for the day. Yes, that's a win.

That's fine. That's a win. All right, what's your coincidence, tiny wowers? Okay, well, it was a few years ago, but I still think it's worthy of a story. So about three years ago, I flew from the Cargill to Christchurch for a conference for work.

So I headed up on Thursday night on the plane and got off the plane and hopped into an Uber to head into town to the hotel I was staying at. And as Nika will vouch for, I'm a great yarner to the Uber drivers. I like to know where they're from and what they're doing and things. So I talked to them the whole time.

So I said to the man next to me, where are you from, mate? And he said, I'm from Afghanistan. So I said to the man next to me, where are you from, mate? And he said, oh, I'm from Afghanistan. And I said, well, that's particularly interesting because I happen to be reading a book about Afghanistan right at the moment. So I pulled the book out of my bag and showed him. And the book is about some Afghanistan refugees

who fled the country over 20 years ago and they went away on this horrible little boat. There was over 400 of them and they got rescued by the Tampa, a Norwegian cargo ship. It was all over the news at the time. I remember the story, yeah. Yeah, so it was really quite a horrific, horrific story.

The book itself is amazing. Anyway, the driver said to me, I was on that boat. Wow. That's pretty amazing. Yeah, it was pretty cool. And you're randomly reading a book that you also happened to take with you to the conference. You were like, I've got a book at home and you opened it up and he was like, I've been on that. What's so cool about that is like the lesson in that if Toni hadn't asked,

she would never have known that the person that she's reading about, it was in, she met them. You know, it's just like sliding doors sort of situation. It's so incredible. And you're right, Clint, there was so many things that would have had to line up for that situation to happen.

Yeah. You saying that the conversation happened, Meg. Yeah. The fact that she brought the book. The fact that the Uber driver, that particular Uber driver picked you up, Tony.

Wow. Tony has almost inspired me to start talking to people more. Almost. Just so you can get a coincidence. I just think that's amazing that

you just don't know who you're around. Yeah. It's an extremely interesting book as well if anyone wanted to read it, it's amazing. Hey Tony, you know what, you've just won. Oh, what? A free pass to call us with anything that you think might be interesting for the show

without having to go through your son first. Yeah, you just call straight through. Yeah, you're very welcome. You just call us with anything that you think might be interesting for the show without having to go through your son first. Yeah, you just call straight through. Thank you so much. Yeah, you're very welcome. You just call us. You go, I've got something for the show, guys, and you don't need to run it by anyone. We'll just trust you that it's good.

That's what you've won. And if Nipia answers, you just go put me through, babe. Nipia will be very scared about that. Yeah, yeah, sure. I bet. Thanks, Tony. She's cool. I liked that one.

That's a good way to start. It's the high water marker. Can you beat it? For the first time in forever. Hello, stranger. For the first time. First time caller, Josh has come out of the woodwork for a Beat That Coincidence.

Josh thinks he can beat Tony's coincidence where she was in an Uber and she got talking to him and she realised the book she was reading at the time was about the man that was driving her Uber from 20 years ago. Unbelievable. Josh, good morning. What's your coincidence? Hello.

Morning. So a few years ago, I was working at Hobbiton and I had a friend there, Tom. I'd never met him before. I'd met him at Hobbiton and we were talking friend there, Tom. I'd never met him before. I'd met him at Hobbiton. And we were talking about Thailand because I was going there for a short trip. And he said he'd been there a few years previous. And on a lunch break together,

he was showing me a load of photos on his phone. And as he was scrolling through the photos, he was just swiping through quickly. And I was like, hold up, hold up, go back. That's my sister. And sure enough, it was my sister from a few years previous. When she went on holiday, they randomly met. I'm just in a friend group. They were mates. And yeah, it was my sister. Chills. That's amazing.

He didn't just have her in the back of a photo. They hung out. No, no, they were like in a friend group. Like my sister and her partner were there and they met my mate Tom who then obviously met me in July. And they hadn't stayed in touch? There was no way he could have realised that you guys were related? No.

That's incredible. They hadn't stayed close, mate. Wow. I literally, since I found out, I messaged her and was like, hey, guess who I'm with? She recognised him. But yeah, they weren't close friends

or nothing they just met randomly on a trip to Thailand oh you guys need to like yeah like go to Bali or something and all reconnect you know

reminisce it's a funny place how was working at the world's greatest place in the world it was pretty good you know

it was pretty good you know what's another coincidence, Josh, is you've called a radio station and Meg is the only radio announcer in the country that loves Hobbiton. And you worked there. That's a lie.

It is a good place to work. It's beautiful scenery and whatnot. And whatnot. Love it. Love the passion. Thanks, Josh. That's a great coincidence. Okay, Rose thinks she's got a better one, though.

Here's Rose. Morning. Oh, hi. I don't know if it's better. Oh, okay. It's okay. Well, the pressure's on, Rose. We were in Hawaii.

Mum and I were standing outside of the grocery store, and this couple, we were talking to ask where we were from. So we said New Zealand, and they were like, oh, yeah, whereabouts? So we said, oh, that's one of our favorite houses from our TV show. So we asked them to show us, and it was my dad's friend's house that he was working on. Why was the house on a TV show that they saw? It was like a world grand house or some, I don't know, some award winning thing.

Wow. Wow. I mean, it's coincidental for sure. I mean, talk to someone in Hawaii and they're like, you're from New Zealand. And then it turns out it's like your old man's house. Oh, there's a house in Whangareparoa that we saw on a TV show once that we love.

We thought it was beautiful. They're like, oh, that's my dad's house. It's crazy. It does just show how small the world is for the millions of people that are inhabiting it.

Yeah, I feel like poor old Rose was stitched up by going second. I don't think so. I feel like her one, she's right. It was a bit of a shitter compared to the other two we've got. Oh, no. Okay, how about this one? I saw this one think so. I feel like her one, she's right. It is a bit of a shitter compared to the other two

we've got. Okay, how about this one? I saw this one online yesterday and I was like, oh my God, I'm going to screenshot that for Thursday. A family lost their dog

during Hurricane Sandy in the United States. I'm already sad. They searched for over a year and a half and then eventually had to give up hope. And they decided, right,

we're going to adopt another dog. So they went to the shelter. No, I'm going to cry. Shut up. I'm going to cry. You're getting ahead of me. Shut up. It better be what I'm going to do.

And they said, there's a dog that's been here for a while. We'll bring him out and see what you think. Shut up. And the first dog they bring out of the shelter was their lost dog from a year and a half ago. Daniel is crying. That's pathetic.

Oh, that's so cute. My goodness me. I'm not crying. I've got a bit of a glassy eye. That's not crying. We spent one time, like a week, to try and make you cry because you said that you hadn't cried in years. You put a cat or a dog in front of me. That's all we had to know.

We wrote a whole song about your toy. Yeah, a soft toy, pig, an animal. Yeah, we did heaps of stuff. I wrote like a... I did cry though, didn't I? Yeah, you did, but it took a week to do. Yeah, and all I did was read out a story about some people who found their dog a year and a half later.

Stop crying now because you guys are being little bitches. Speaking of dogs. Yeah, yeah. Actually, I should cry about you. I like those. We should dust that song off, Meg. Yeah, see, we're a show. It's been a lot of time on that.

What was it called? Piggy and I? No, we ought to call it something better than that. Yeah. It was like a, so Meg and I wrote it, and then I think I sang it in like a country twang, because country's always the saddest genre. Should we play it after nine? I think so. Yeah, okay. We'll try and see is always the saddest genre. We played it after nine.

I think so. Yeah, okay. We'll try and see if the producers... I don't want to cry again. ...see it two times on a show. God, loser. Clint, Megan, Dan. Stinky Boots.

The Big Bang went down around the country yesterday. A lot of people took part just to get back on the horse and... Come on, girl. Reignite that spark. This song is almost illegal, eh? It's okay. What a day, Barry White. What about this one?

My ex stayed over last night. Happened to be the Big Bang also. So we decided we had to take part. Now he's rung me twice this morning. Ghost mode activated again. Right. He's going to give the memo that it was just a one night only thing. Ghost mode activated again. Right. He didn't give the memo that it was just a one night only thing. Ghost mode.

Another one, see my husband got rose petals and laid them all out leading to the bed. It was great. That's romantic. Talia was one of our hotel winners. Hi Talia. How did you and the missus go last night? Yeah, I don't know if I can say a lot of it on the radio, but I think

it was pretty good. I think that's all you I can say a lot of it on the radio, but I think it was pretty good. Great. I think that's all you need to say. That's it. That's very nice to know. Well, I'm glad we could be the facilitators of a lovely night. How was the hotel? I tried to not think about, you know, why I was there

and how many people had checked in. It was kind of awkward. There were some people that checked in at the same time and we kind of looked at each other and were like, yeah, we're here for the same reason. That's great. I love the honesty. I think Rhys also was a hotel winner.

Is that right, Rhys? Did you win a hotel? Yeah, yeah, I also bloody won two. How did it go? Oh, well, travelling down and ended up breaking down on the way. No. Oh, no, the car broke down. Oh, no.

What, so you didn't get to get to the hotel? No, we never made the hotel, but the head gasket definitely blew. Oh, Jesus, Rhys. He blew a head gasket on the side of the road. So you slipped in the car. Put him on hold. He's not, he's been, he's been very. How good.

But, hey, I mean, that's what it was all about. Get it, Rhys. Man, oh, man. Oh, my God, Rhys. He's dope. I mean, God, I mean... And the guy that I'm most interested to hear from, calling him now John Randall Clint's dad.

He was very excited about... Hello. Oh, he's out in Perky. He's out in Perky, John. Oh, he's having a perky. He's having a perky job. Oh, yeah. I wasn't a few hours ago. I was quite exhausted. Oh, God.

He did. All right, John, now what you told us is that it was going to be a three-hour session with Christine. Did it live up to standards? No, it was only two hours. I'm saving the other hour for the next round. You had to yell, Christine. Who enjoyed it more, in your opinion, John, you or your beautiful wife and Clint's mum, Christine?

I think I did. Yes. No, I certainly think I did, yes. Oh, my God, amazing. At the beginning, but not towards the end. Okay. Where is mum? I'm exhausted.

Okay, she's dead, so. I only do this once a year. Oh, we know that's a lie. No, she's asking us to only do this once a year. Oh, right. Okay. I think this is the best thing that you guys have ever come up with. I can't read this.

Dad doesn't need encouragement. Oh, I love you guys. You guys are the best. Good on you. I am so... If I was Clint, I'd be really happy to have parents like you guys. Isn't it nice knowing you guys did... You did it with your wife and your parents did it the same night.

It's real mixed emotions for me. It's hard to know what I feel. Oh, that's right, because you did it as well, Clint. You're a family of fun. Clint, I'm happy to hear you're still having sex when you're almost 40. Okay.

Mum gets annoyed that I'm shocked that she's still doing it. I'm like, no, Mum, I'm not shocked you're doing it. I'm just shocked you're still telling me about it.

Going on you guys, though, Christine, I think he's got a long career left. He's got a career left. Quite a few years left. Thanks, guys. What about Papa? What about Papa? Did he get amongst it?

My Papa? Yeah. My dad? Yeah. My gal? Oh, OK. I think it's John's genes. The Randall genes.

We have to worry about. They were firmly on the floor last night, weren't they, John? jeans, the Randall jeans. We have to worry about that. They were firmly on the floor last night, weren't they, John? Oh, yeah. I'm not going to stand a chance being a Randall. Yeah. Thank you so much, John. We have to push on. It's so late.

Honestly, what happened in that jean pool? I would love to know the official ancestor, the official Randall. The funny thing is as well, we almost forgot to call them. And Christine, or your dad, texted you, right? I'm waiting for the call. Holy shit! You made it the whole way through. If you want more, find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast.

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