The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW #495 Bussy Buisness...

Episode Date: April 10, 2025

In this episode of The Clint, Meg, and Dan Podcast, the team reflects on Dunedin's exhilarating cash dash event, discusses the ensuing reactions from their Big Bang campaign, and dives into the New Music Friday picks. Join the laughs as they recall challenges like the in-flight clap and the hilarious Wikipedia page creation. Stay tuned for key moments like their morning coffee chat and listener interactions, plus the team's silly antics and deep dives into recent music releases. 00:18 Morning Banter and Listener Shoutouts02:27 Throwback Tunes and Music Debates05:23 Dan's Dunedin Adventures08:43 Scandal and Controversy14:10 Listener Stories and Engagement28:44 Producer's Diaries36:27 Embarrassing Email Addresses37:36 The Word 'Bussy' in the News...38:10 Gen Z Slang Quiz43:30 The Big Bang Wikipedia Page48:23 Cash Strapped in Dunedin56:00 Mom's Emotional Keepsakes01:08:32 Will Smith's Comeback

This is a podcast from Rover. If you've ever sent a risky text and then thrown your phone across the room, you'll fit right in here. This is the Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Good morning everyone. Roto Vegas. Yes. Parmy. Yes.

Gisborne. Yep. Dunedin. Marlborough. You seem a bit worse for wear. Oh yeah mate. The old sav grapes have got a bit of attitude this year, if you know what I'm saying.

Well, grab yourself a Powerade and a pie and listen up. It's Clint McIntosh. Kelly, good morning. It is one minute to six on your Friday. Good morning, Mick. Good morning, Clinton. Good morning, TV version of Dan. Reporting for duty live from Dunedin.

Good morning, guys. I'm sitting on the world's squeakiest chair. Listen to this. Sounds like you're coming from the other end of the country as well. Yeah. You know what? Apparently this radio studio is the oldest in the world, and I'm not even saying that to be funny.

This was like, it came out the same time as the BBC came out the studio. I think it beat the BBC by like 11 days or 12 days or something. I like to think there's been an upgrade since then, but maybe I'm wrong. Yeah, think about how many people,

like broadcasters' careers have died in the studio. Will I be the next one? Find out next. We've got a really cute text this morning from Tony. I wanted to read it out to start our mornings.

Hi guys, Tony from Southland here. Podcast listener for a while. I'm to read it out to start our mornings. Hi, guys. Tony from Southland here. Podcast listener for a while. I'm not your target, Demo. 51-year-old, straight white male. However, I find your banter very entertaining. I started just listening to the OnlyFans podcast. I wrote fans only, but I did your service there.

And then did you dirty. And then pointed out again. And listen to the show as well while I work on my own you guys make my day fly by the can we make Dan cry song

really got me in the feels as you kids say I had to dry my eyes and not from laughing as I normally would while listening to your show keep up the good work cheers Tony

today's going to be a great day bless you I love as well when people are like oh I'm not really a demographic but I still love the show

I was like man we'll take anyone that loves the show and that will listen especially when they can take the piss out not really a demographic, but I still love the show. I was like, man, we'll take anyone that loves the show and that will listen. Especially when they can take the piss out of themselves a little bit, as you kids say. The more people that listen outside of our demographic, the faster we pay our mortgages off, Tony.

And also, Tony, Clint's actually much further to your age than you think. It's just the bow tie. Oh, piss off. Don't worry about it. I actually think he's older than you, Tony. I'm still in my 30s. Oh, God, Clint, you've got days.

He's been saying that for 30s. Oh, God, Clint, you've got days. He's been saying that for 30 years. No, for 39. You're right. The Clint, Meg and Dan Podcast. Dan in Dunedin in a Dunedin studio broadcasting there this morning

and he's got $3,000 cash to give away at the North Ground if you were in Dunn as around 8 o'clock pay to get amongst it. Alright, so we have our 6am.m. throwback.

On a Friday, we all throw out a tune, and one of us has to cave. Once you have two votes, that song plays. Dan, would you like to go first? Okay, yeah, I will go first, because today, back in 1998, one of my favourite artists got back onto the number one in the Billboard charts, the top 100,

Celine Dion's My Heart Will Go On. You're an idiot. Come on! Sorry, I don't want to talk too loud in this. Because yeah,

it starts to peak. There's only so loud you can get in that studio. The boss is like, what else you got? What else you got? No, you know what,

this segment is about songs that we never play and we never play My Heart Will Go On. That we played at some point. We did. I don't think Edgwood have ever played My Heart Will Go On, even when Titanic was out. Okay.

Okay, well also. You haven't caved early? No, I haven't caved. I haven't caved. I'm just going okay to shut you guys up. Today is National Siblings Day in America. So I am jumping on the siblings bandwagon, getting two of the greatest sisters in pop music, the Veronicas.

Oh, baby, we ain't gonna live forever. Let me show you all the things that we could do. Oh, sorry, Dan screwed his face up. Does Celine have a sister who sings with her? No, but she actually has a couple of sisters. One of them died, so cool joke, Clint. Was it a joke or was it a question? The Veronicas, we play them all the time. have a sister who sings with her? She actually has a couple of sisters. One of them died, so cool joke, Clint. But I will say this. The Veronicas,

we play them all the time. What's cool about that? We do not play forever all the time. I would love to see when we last played them. Okay, well, you were just annoyed, Dan,

because you didn't know it was Sibling Day, okay? But Meg and I both did and I went with the Jonas Brothers. What a man gotta do What a man gotta do To be totally like somebody new One of the best, Clint. Wow. We're the Jonas Brothers.

One of the best. Splint. Wow. All right. Toughie, toughie. Well, I'm not voting for Celine, so that's me out. Me neither. So I'm not caving to Dan.

I'm not caving for you guys either. I'm not voting for two sisters that can't sing. I'm not voting for three brothers that can't play instruments. So I'll tell you what, where it's a bit of a stalemate. No, Dad, you're going to have to vote for somebody. Tony's actually come in. Tony, my mate, who I read out his text before. Hi, Tony.

Hello, Meeks. Hi. Tony, you're a 50-year-old white straight male, self-proclaimed. Who do you want to hear, the Jonas Brothers or the Veronicas? Which one's Clint's one? The Jonas Brothers. I have to be the Jonas Brothers. The Veronicas? Which one's Clint's one? The Jonas Brothers.

Oh, it has to be The Jonas Brothers. There we go. See, we've got favourites here, Tony. I love it. I wanted to vote for Clint's too. Okay, thank you, Tony. We'll ignore Dan's vote. Yeah, you have a bloody good weekend, Tony.

Dan, sorry, buddy. Lucked out there. Both these songs suck, so I guess... Oh, cool. Just sit in silence in your studio, baby. Yeah. The Clint, Meg and Dan Podcast. Time for a little coffee catch-up before we officially kick off the show.

What's been going on, team? Dan, what's happening with you, bro? I'm down in Dunedin, guys, this morning for Cash Trapped. If you are in Dunedin, you can come to North Ground, which is near, sort of, I think, near the kind of university area. We're going to be doing Cash Trapped, $3,000 up for grabs in a three-legged race.

And I got here yesterday and I went and got a pizza for dinner. I couldn't guess that, by the way, Clint. I ate the whole thing as well. I'm being pathetic. I was so depressed with myself when I finished the last bit. I was like, you fat pig. What do you mean? There's no need.

You're supposed to finish a full pizza. No, you're not one person. Absolutely not. I had a pizza last night too and I ate half and that was it. You can't give, you can't provide a food that's like

for two or more people. It's for sharing. It's shared food. Pizza's shared food. So what if I don't want, what if I want pizza and I'm like, Dan, just by myself.

Leftovers. Or you get the smaller ones. They have one person pizzas. And that's the thing. I got a box, Meg. I got a box and I was like, I'll take the three bits away in my doggie bag and I'll take them home and I'll eat them for lunch thing. I got a box, Meg. I got a box and I was like, I'll take the three bits away

in my doggy bag and I'll take them home and I'll eat them for lunch tomorrow. I got home and like sat there and stuffed my face even more at home. Disgusting. Anyway,

as I was walking back home to my hotel room, I had the pizza box and this woman came up to me. Can I say, like, she was on something. Okay. She was on something. Okay.

She was on drugs. Okay. Okay? Yeah. And so something wasn't going right with her and she said, can I have a piece of pizza? And I said no.

Brilliant. Sue me. He's like, no, I've already decided I'm going to eat all eight and then feel sorry for myself. Can we just do a little act out here?

So I'm the lady. I go, oh, hey, can I have a piece of your pizza? It was a bit more aggressive than that. Oh, hey, give me a piece of your pizza. No.

You're so mean. You're so nice. Go away. Give her the pizza. Go away. Go away. No, I didn't say go away. I just said no.

Okay, but you will never guess what she did next to try and convince me to give her a piece of pizza. Okay. Flash the boobies. Close, Clint. You're on the right track. Lifted up her skirt. You will never guess what she did next to try and convince me to give her a piece of pizza. Okay. Flash the boobies. Close, Clint. You're on the right track. Lifted up her skirt.

No, you've gone too far now, Meg. Always too far, Meg. Can I do... She did her own version of a twerk, but like at me. Like I thought... Come on, I'll work for it. Come on, did it work? So she was like angry. Dan's like, I bought her a pizza with nuggets and a drink.

I told her to pick any drink from the cabinet. She turned around. I'd sort of stopped because she was right in front of me. She turned around and sort of just backed up towards me and just started doing like shaking like that. And I sort of had to avoid her and walk around. But I thought it was very interesting. Like the lowest moment of your life is that you're twerking for a piece of bloody pizza from some boy who doesn't need to eat the whole thing.

And then the boy, Dan, still watches. I imagine you enjoyed the show and then left. No, I honestly was trying to avoid it. If you are able to describe it, you watched the show. You watched it. I couldn't miss it. At your price. Anyway.

But it's like the windscreen washers, right? And they go, windscreen, you go, no bags. And then they spray it anyway. Hey, Dan, are you like, I said I didn't want, you know, the service. So she went home with a couple of bits of Beat Lovers pizza. Yeah. Clint, Meg and Dan. Scandal with Meg. the service. Exactly. So she went on with a couple of bits of Beat Lovers pizza. We're talking about Big Brother UK

and how Mickey Rourke, you will know him from Iron Man, should be thrown off the show, really. One of those things that you want, like, in any reality show, you want somebody to be a bit of a villain. You want somebody to be a bit of a villain. You want somebody to be a bit dramatic.

You want somebody to cause stir shit, right? But you also don't want them to just be a downright nasty homophobic person. I feel like there's a line. Yeah. There's a line. There's a line where, like, it's either, you know, like, cool, they're causing the drama and they're bringing some heat,

and also, but you can't be a bad person. I think the difference is as well is when they get caught saying something that is too far, because you're right, they were always playing in this dangerous space. Yeah. If they are big enough to go, hey, look, I'm really sorry.

I dropped the ball in that comment in that moment. That's not who I am, and I was showing off, and I took it too far and they have this really like almost like serious learning moment important moment on the show

I'm unsure if that happened when they don't that's when the show should go we've given you a chance you haven't sorry we've got standards you gotta go can we hear the audio

yeah yeah you're gonna hear the audio I'm just explaining it ah um sorry god okay people are impatient in Dunedin, eh?

Jeez. So, yeah, he does end up apologising for this, Clint, which we'll get to after I play the audio that Dan has asked for. And I don't think his excuse is good enough. Here's the first clip when Mickey Rourke first meets Jojo in the house. Come on, let's go on a journey. So do you like girls or boys? Me?

Girls. I know, I can tell. My partner is non-binary. Okay, so that's, it's all, you know, it's all fine. He's like, right, let's rip the band-aid off.

What are we into? Then Mickey was asking if you all, he was learning about the rules of the game that he's on and he's like, okay, so we all vote each other out at some point.

Like, we're becoming friends in the house, but we have to vote each other out. So I don't know if anybody's explained Big Brother to him before, but he's learning while he's in the house, and then he says he would vote her out. We all vote each other out. Yeah. Yeah, eventually. I'm gonna vote the lesbian

out real quick. Jojo. That's homophobic. So that's homophobic, if that was your reasoning. This is undiscussable. The lesbian I'm going to vote out. No, you can't do that, Mickey. You also can't say that.

I know what they mean saying it's homophobic, saying if he's voting her out because she's a lesbian, or is he using the label, oh, I don't know everyone's names yet, so the lesbian girl is the one I find the most annoying, or the person with black hair, or do you know what I mean? What you heard before is him meeting her for the first time, so we can't have known anything about her to vote her out apart from that she's gay.

I, when I watched this, Meg, and it doesn't make it any different, to be fair, but when I watched this, I thought it was quite the way down the line of the season. But if he's just meeting her, that makes it almost worse. Yeah, it's like... He's literally just met her and he's judging her on...

And even if it was down the season, just labelling her the lesbian is disgusting. Yeah. Not anything that's, you know, in itself, like, if you... Okay, so if he's just met her, he's only using her as a lesbian.

And if he hasn't just met her and he knows her and he knows her name and he's going, I'm voting the lesbian out, then it's yuck anyway. Yeah, I'm just wondering if you know those older guys

who aren't good with names being like, oh, Navy Jumper Guy, lesbian girl. Then say that. No, no, no. Do you know what I like, oh, Navy Jumper Guy, Lesbian Girl. Then say that. No, no, no. Do you know what I mean? Then say Navy Jumper Guy.

She was right there. But it's like he's had one interaction and that's his only interaction knowing that Jojo Siwa's into girls. But then why does he want to vote her out? Well, I don't know. Maybe he just doesn't vibe her or I don't know. But I'm just meaning, is he just using the one thing he knows about someone to try and reference who they are because he doesn't know her name is Jojo Siwa?

Or is he actually against, does he not like gay people? I think it's not nice for older people to be, like, labelled, like, that's what older people do. I think they're old. I like to think that my mum, same sort of age, would not go, I'm voting the lesbian out, whether she'd just met her or, as weeks down the track, she'd go, the blonde girl.

Yeah. Or if she, you know. Anyway, it gets to, so Chris, you'll hear Chris Hughes here. He's the guy from Love Island. He's the one that starts calling him out. Nobody else really does. And then Mickey wants a cigarette but makes a joke about it, kind of at Jojo's expense. Which Jojo's real? Jojo, right? Yeah.

Jojo. Lovely lady. She's what I call some woman. I need a fag. I'll talk it to you. You can't say that, Mickey. I know, but I was talking about a cigarette. I know you. I know.

Yeah, I know. He's like, no, I know you are, and you can defend it. This guy's a wanker. Based on the conversations that have just taken place. I think what he thinks, there's a place for that now and it's funny. The world's moved on, bro. What a wanker. Get him off. Agreed. So Chris is kind of, he goes over, gives Jojo a bit of a hug,

tells Mickey, hey mate, you can't say that. Mickey later apologises and says, sorry, I've got a short fuse. So does that kind of confirm he was doing it on purpose? I don't think it's a great, yeah, I don't think it's a great apology Yeah. I don't think it's a great apology. I think you'd need to say... There was no fuse to burn.

It was literally... He came in, there was no fuse, and he just started calling her a lesbian, then he wrote her off. It's not like she was rude to him. Yep. It's interesting to see the stance that producers on shows like that make

because a lot of the time they love the drama because we're talking about it. Same with Married at First Sight. There are people that probably, probably arguably should have left the season based on their behaviour but they stay because they make dramatic television. Now everyone's talking about it.

So where is the line in TV and entertainment? Clint, Megan, Dan. We're talking about if you're a first time caller we've got an intro for you. Poor Liam. Aww.

A text us saying I actually called a couple of months ago guys. I got on the air. It was my first time but I didn't get the intro. Actually a little bit gutted. Who are we blaming? Well, I think it might be, I don't want victim blame,

it probably could be Liam's fault for not telling our producer, Carl, that it was the first time he's ever called before. Yeah, it's either Liam or Carl. Do you ask Carl or do they generally tell you, I imagine? Sorry, who was this? What are you talking about? Liam. Liam texted in saying that he called a few months ago

and got on the air. It was his first time, but he didn't get the intro. Oh, well, if he didn't tell me, I mean, how am I meant to know? Well, that's... Do I ask every single caller if they're a first-time caller? Well, yes. We assumed you did. Okay, sorry, just a second. Will's on the line. Are you about to take him? Can you put him through the studio

there? Yeah, yeah. Are you there, Will? Will? No. Okay. Oh, hey, Will, are you there? Will, are you a first-time caller, Will? Will? No. No. Okay. Oh, hey, Will, are you there? Will, are you a first-time caller, bro?

Uh, no. Okay. Okay. There we go. Good. It works. How many times, actually, Will, do you think you have called the show before? Uh, probably twice before this.

Twice? Okay. So you're close to a first time. Yeah. Okay. Good to have you back. I think I remember Will. Will works as a painter decorator, drives a Mitzi Tridon.

He's got a girlfriend. They've been living together five years. A Capricorn. Put a ring on it. Will, have you played this game before? Not on here, but I've done it to myself a little bit. Oh, okay. That's funny.

I love you, Will. What do you mean? I tried to get to know myself, and I smashed it. I get it right every time. I don't even know how you... Every time, mate. It's so easy. Oh, so he would guess for other people, obviously.

Right, right. And he once got drunk and ran down the street naked. So I thought I remembered you from asking that five-year question. Let's do the whole when's he going to propose. Okay. You've got a girlfriend living together for five years. All right, I think he's already got the ring. Do you?

I think he's absolutely got the ring in mind. And the savings account, secretly, it's happening within probably this year. That's a risky bet, Meg, because even if he does, he may not admit to that on the air if his girlfriend's listening. Yeah. That's true.

Okay, what do you reckon, Dan? I reckon, you know what? I reckon he's not a marriage guy. Not even planning on it. No, I think, you know what? It's just a piece of paper, isn't it? At the end of the day. And he's going,

why put a piece of paper on it when we're happily in love anyway? Parents had a messy breakup or something and he just doesn't believe in it. They're not going to break up, they just don't believe in marriage. I'm going to say five years. I'm going to say it's a 2026 plan. It's actually, coincidentally, only like, he's only a year away. Next year. So I'm saying this year, you're saying next year.

Yeah. So he hasn't got a savings account, but he knows it will happen. Nah, he's like, oh yeah, I've been thinking about it, because he's hit that five-year mark. And so people like us keep putting pressure on him. He's like, yeah, I think next year I'll probably get a little bit. If Clint's right, you need to start saving now. Yeah, you need at least.

A year in advance. Okay, well, now we come to you to find out who's closest and who really knows you. Meg's the closest. Oh! Well! Well! Oh, well. Oh, my God.

Can we let the cat out of the bag a little bit by saying that? No, she is still asleep, so it's okay. Okay. Okay, shush. We've already got the run. Well, I knew you. I knew you would. Good man.

Okay, so if you know Will, then shush. Okay, you've got to keep it secret now. Does she listen to the podcast, though? Because she'll hear it on the podcast. Do we need to take it off the podcast? Yeah, we'll do you a solid and take it out if you need. No, she doesn't listen to the podcast, but I listen to every single one.

Are you sure you want to marry her, Will? Hey. Well, I'm just, you know, doesn't listen to the podcast. She sounds like a piece of work, really. Yeah, she sounds hard. Sounds hard work now, actually. People that don't listen to the podcast are cheaters, aren't they? Okay, Will, thank you for playing our game.

Congratulations. And also, we're going to give you a $20 voucher to Zed to get yourself a treat. Yeah, you can go spend in store over the weekend, bro. Appreciate you calling. Thank you. Can I ask a question for a friend? Go on.

No Megas, not single. Sorry, Will. God, nobody's ever asked. Yeah, you can laugh at that one, too. Okay, go on. We'll go on down that same track. My friend was asking if Linda's single. Oh, Linda.

Linda's always single, as far as I know. Well, hold on. No, she's had 17 husbands. Yeah, but even when she's married, she's still kind of single. Isn't her ride always open? And I'm pretty sure she's into women now. Yeah, she's turned to girls. She's a lesbian.

Right, okay. I'll tell my friend that he might change. You never know. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure it would take a wonderful man to switch her back. Who knows? Thanks. We are looking to put together a coffee book of things not to do

when your partner is going into labour. Turns out there are a lot of drop ball stories from people like yourself. Oh, 800 The Edge if you do have one. And look, let's say benefit of the doubt. So if it's your first baby, I would say I'm not going to give you any excuses for second and thirds, but if it's your first baby, there is a lot of learning about what, as there should be,

about what goes on with the woman's body, about what happens during birth and labour. But maybe there isn't enough that I would think would be common sense, but maybe there isn't enough teaching partners on what to do and what not to do, you know? Maybe that's the reason and the excuse. If it's your second baby, no excuse. I still think it's hard to believe some of these

that they would think it would be a good idea, but, you know, maybe they just need to be taught. A lot of them are as well maybe not the partner's fault for whatever reason. They've seen a bit of stuff they didn't want to see and they've fainted and they've stolen, you know, a little bit of the credit and they've fallen on the ground and then the whole thing's gone to them.

Alana's is a little bit like that, Dan, actually. Alana, what did he do while you were in labour? Well, right from the moment that my waters broke, he was pretty much vomiting, just freaking out. It was our first baby, so he does have an excuse. Yes, yes. And then once we finally got to the hospital, he just kind of passed out in the waiting room

and my mum and my sister were just stealing the gas off me, having turns, getting a little bit happy. Great support system you had there, Alana. Are you from Waikato, Alana? No, no, up north. Oh, north then. Damn it, that would have been my second guess. So did he wait after he was passed out, did he wait

for the important part when the baby was born-born? Yeah, well they had to go wait because I had to get an emergency C-section, so he didn't have a choice. How did he do with that? How did when the baby was born-born? Yeah, well, they had to go wake him up because I had to get an emergency C-section, so he didn't have a choice. How did he do with that? How did he do with the C-section being in surgery? Oh, yeah.

I was freaking out a lot, but I just remember him kind of rubbing the top of my head, looking very concerned. Oh, stayed up that end. Yes, he stayed up that end. Very good for him. Yeah. Also, I think it's probably quite rare to have your husband,

your sister, and your mum all in the birthing suite. But that's cool of you. And my best friend. Oh, my goodness. I love that. He's in your party. Because it's quite an incredible thing to witness. So to give that to your sister and your best mate and your mum

is quite a unique thing, I think. Meg, you've got to continue your besties. I was going to need my mum. is quite a unique thing, I think. Meg, you've got to know your besties. Yeah, well, I knew I was going to... Go on, Alana. I knew I was going to need my mum, because, you know, how you hit that moment where you're just like, I don't want to do this anymore,

I'm done, get me out of here. Yes. I knew my mum was going to be the one to, like, pull my head in for me. Mums are amazing like that, because you know they've done it. You know they've done it. Yeah.

They've been there, and they've had those exact moments of like, I can't do this. Because you're right, Alana, every woman that I know has had that moment of, I can't do it anymore, just stop it. And even though you know that doesn't make any sense, you're like, nope, that's it, I'm done. Make it end. Meg, can

Clint and I come and watch your birth? We'll stay up the head end. Yeah, obviously. If you're coming to watch my birth, you're not going up the head end. I want you to see all the bits. I'll stay at home. end. Yeah, obviously. If you're coming to watch my birth, you're not going up the head end. I want you to see all the bits. I'll stay at home. Yeah, there you go. I might be busy.

You're not coming to the birth and then just stealing my gas? Can I just use the laughing gas and then I'll meet you outside? No, you get all the nitty gritty if you come along. I'll faint if I go down the other end. We've got a text coming in. I was in labour and he ate cheese twisties. So we'll put that on the banned list. I think that's going to be a chapter in the look.

Banned foods. Banned foods. Curry, cheese twisties. Especially crunchy foods. No one wants someone crunchy next to them. There was that other one about the guy who bought the chilli bin full of beers. I mean, a beer. Is that okay?

No. No beer. I mean, maybe for some, that's the thing. For me, I would feel like no drinking because I might be passed out. So alcohol is one of those things you definitely want to check and like sign off with your partner before their waters break. So it's a disgust thing. I would say no beers for, yeah, I would not be happy.

Yeah, I guess if someone poured a champagne or a wine and you were like, and you see them just having a lovely chardonnay. Give me a little tipsy. You're having too much fun. I don't like this. Oh, poor Vanessa. She said, I thought it'd be good to have my mum with me, but she'd never seen a birth where she was yelling.

Yeah, we want to talk about what do they do while you were in labour. We want to collate a book of all the things that we can say, hey, that wasn't a really good idea so others can learn from our experiences. Yeah, another couple of food things. It feels like food is really frowned upon. No matter how hungry you are, if your partner is going into labour, it's like,

well, just suck it up. You're not going to die of starvation. Yeah, if you have to pop out, shove something quickly down your gob and then, you know, come back in sort of thing, but not disappearing for hours. Says my dad stopped to get fish and chips on the way to the hospital when mum was in labour with me. Another one, my mum took a chilli bin,

my mum took a chilli bin full of Lion Red and club sandwiches and got boozed. I then told my sister to hurry up because she was bored. So her sister was giving birth. What about, there's a few coming through of people just with partners just saying

they're tired. It's just like, look, honestly, labour can be very long. It can be all hours. I don't, like, I don't deny that you'll be tired. There is a time and place to say that. And you can be tired, and I don't doubt that you're tired. I promise she is more tired. Yeah.

It's a competition you don't want to get into. Yeah, exactly. Someone's text through saying their partner was doing spots while they were giving birth. Yeah, there was another one as well where someone else said their partner was doing fun paper, which I think is acid. And then they had to drive themselves pregnant

whilst going into labour and their high partner. You think you'd leave them at home? you'd want to leave them at home? You'd have to leave them at home. Okay, let's go to Michaela. Hey, Michaela. Hey, how you doing? We're good. What were they doing when you were in labour?

Oh, gosh. Well, I really hope he's listening to this too. Okay, good. So with my first, yeah, with my first, so I was quite young. I'm about to be 15 now. I was in labour in the birthing suite with my mum and my partner at that time, and he was acting really suspicious on his phone. And mum's got the old digital camera and she's snapping away,

and I look back on photos later and see exactly what's going on. Turned out, he said that he was messaging his mum and updating his family. He was actually messaging his side piece to then organise her to come to our house while I'm in hospital just after we've had our baby. Oh, shut up, Michaela. After birth, like, literally was like, I'm so tired. I want to go home.

And I was just like, hey, mate, like, I don't know what the hell I'm doing here. You're, like, trying to breastfeed and things like that. He's like, oh, no, I'm so tired. I've got to set the house up and blah, blah, blah. Months and months later, I get this message from this girl going, I feel so guilty. I had no idea you were in hospital having a baby. But this happened and I was at your house and we were doing this

for three days while I was in hospital. You know, just had a baby. Oh God. Absolutely disgusting. Anything to figure out the technology to put that man through the labour

and experience what it was like to go through it while he was just sitting there thinking about getting laid right now. I can't wish more

that we figured out the technology for people like that that were cheating on their partners to be like, you go through what she went through.

I'm shaking with anger. is unbelievably horrible and how great that mum's digital camera had the old zoom to be able to read the messages oh i know yeah well it's just the suspicious the suspicious looks and quickly putting this phone in his pocket and you know because she's trying to get us both in the picture. But yeah, the worst part of that is that I didn't know for so long and then you get that message and you're just like, holy crap, Yara baby is like three, four months old. And I slept in that bed and yuck. I was going to give you a double pass at the movies.

It doesn't feel like it's enough, but would you still like to go to a must-see movie? Should you? I want to take the kids to go see Minecraft, so you please. It's drop. It would be amazing. It's in cinemas April 17th,

so next week, one date, one phone, one deadly game. Don't miss this junk food thriller, fried to near perfection. We'll send you a double pass so you can go check it out. Thank you so much. You're welcome. I'm sorry your partner had to cheat on you while you were giving labour to be able to win them,

win the tickets. What an arsehole. Crazy, eh? There's so many coming through. We'll have to put you to the front of the queue for next week. Like the one whose dad got arrested during labour. Bloody hell. The cops came in.

You're like, can you just arrest me? And I don't know how long you're going to be, babe. 20, 30 more minutes? Clint, Meg and Dan. I actually just got an email from the boss, Casey, saying that his wife woke him up to show him the new Air New Zealand uniform this morning. He was so pissed off that she had because he said nobody cares, but then he heard us talking about it. Turns out a lot of people care, actually, Casey.

A lot of tees coming in saying uniform to 3343. They make you care about it. Unpopular opinion, maybe. Meg just showed me it. I was quite underwhelmed. Yeah, same. I think it's a bit boring. Oh, God.

We say this every time. It's amazing that they make you care about them getting a new uniform. Yeah. I quite like that. There's nothing cool about it, I thought. I know. They do it with their ads and their uniform. They're very clever with their marketing.

All right. We have a brand new producer, Neeps. He's been in the job probably about a month or two. I mean, half of that he's been in Bali. So I don't think we can count that. Yeah, timed that perfectly. Cheers. Yeah, and so he has taken on the producer's diary,

which has been a real staple of The Edge for, like, over a decade. We'll look back at the week that has been with what I guess producer Neeps has thought are the best bits. We don't necessarily always agree. No. But I guess we'll see how he's jazzed up this week

to try and entice you to listen to more of the show next week. Happy with it, Neeps? Your first producer diary ever? Yeah, it's actually really, really fun to make and just going back and reliving everything that happened during the week. Best job in the world. Let's do it. Let's have a listen and find out who comes out on top

and who doesn't. On the edge. The producer's diary. It's producer Neeps here clocking in for my first ever Producer Diary. What a week with the Big Bang, a bunch of

swear words and some great callers. Let's get into it. We love getting to chat to our listeners during our Get to Know You segment every single morning and on Monday

Kent called through in the absolute humdinger of a gag. Have you ever been to Petone? Do you know if they have a Z? If they did have a Z, wouldn't that make it Pet Zone? Do you know if they have a Z? If they did have a Z,

wouldn't that make it Pet Zone? Pet Zone. He's making a joke, you two are about to laugh. I don't get it. Pet Zone, so it's not Petone, it's Pet with a Z Zone. Pet Zone.

Yeah, that's right. My favourite jokes are the ones that get explained to me. Yeah, moving on. Bloody good call on that kid. Clint was away on Tuesday, so Cal from the Edge Knights joined the show to fill in.

However, when you work in radio, it's pretty important to turn the microphones on. His old laptop. Oh, Cal. Yeah, that wasn't the only one. Turn my mic on. You know what, mate? You're actually never allowed to go away again

because it seems like you forgot how to broadcast when you came back. She's not running nets all over her. He's like, f***. I'm sorry. Sorry, I'm sorry. Oh, wash your mouth out with soap. Say sorry. I'm rubbing nests all over it. He's like, f***. I'm sorry. Sorry, I'm sorry. Oh, wash your mouth out with soap. Say sorry. I'm sorry.

Sorry, I'm sorry. Very good, boy. Sorry. In fact, Meg, I'm pretty sure you had a bit of a run-in with a swear word this week as well. We're encouraging the whole country to come together. That's five bucks each in the show swear jar, you pigs. Dan Webby. He's been on the Edge Breakfast show for three years now.

He's worked in radio for over a decade. So you'd think he'd know how to conduct a phone call. Hello, Jamie speaking. Hey, babe. It's me, Megan Dan. Ah, good morning. Does anyone remember that bit from Austin Powers? Allow myself to introduce myself.

Well, it turns out we've got an Austin of our very own. Ah, good morning. Hello. Good morning. Good morning. Good to see you. Good to Good morning. Good to see you. Good to see you. Good to see you.

Yeah, baby, yeah. Shit, that was awkward, mate. The Big Bang also went down this week, and although Reece missed out on his hotel room, he still managed to get the job done. Oh, well, we were travelling down and ended up breaking down on the way. No.

No, the car broke down. No, we never made it to the hotel, but the head gasket definitely blew. Oh, Jesus, Reece. He blew The head gasket definitely blew. Oh, Jesus Christ. He blew a head gasket on the side of the road. First time caller Tom called through to the show this week, and I'm pretty sure this isn't a usual first time conversation with your mates. I'm just driving around Christchurch and delivering loads of mail. Oh, I've done two so far.

How many more to go, Derek, and by the end of the day, by the time... Oh, probably another four or five. Six loads a day. You must be exhausted by then. There was also no one more excited about the Big Bang than Clint's parents, Christine and John. Oh! Oh, he's having perky.

He's having perky, John. Oh, yeah. I think this is the best thing that you guys have ever come up with. And what did you think, Christine? I'm exhausted. Okay, she did so. We hit an absolute new low on the show this week when the boys made Meg pee live on air.

And when Dan has to step in and be the bigger person and say this... Why don't we just notch this one up as a fail? We'll move on. And let's promise that we'll be better after this. You know it is pretty bad. Can you hear that? Yes, I'm hearing it. Oh, Michigan!

All right, that's enough context on that one. And that is your producer diaries for this week. We'll be back the same time next week, and I think you should round this one off, Dan. So if you want to hear some mediocre shit next, stick around. The producer's diary. Okay, if you missed that, that was Clint farting, pretending it was me, because he's five.

Oh, man. No, Meg. Five years old. We said we didn't have time for the context. You've got, what, how many days left of being in your 30s? Are you still doing fart jokes? Heaps, heaps. He's all gay. Heaps.

Hey, I reminded Dan is in Eden's studio this morning, and he has $3,000 cash to give away at the North Ground, 8am. So we'll do that in less than an hour's time. You ready, Dan? Yeah, I'm starting to get nervous, actually. I'm going to start strapping on my strap-on and the cash as well. So I'll be heading out of the studio very shortly. Yeah, his vest that he wears, that he tucks all his cash into.

There's lots of cash on it today, too. There was an interesting chat in the news with one politician using the word bussy. I didn't go on my radar because I didn't know what a bussy was. Am I allowed to say it? I don't know. Clint, you saying it really makes it uncool. I only just found out what it was yesterday.

Why Parliament's so up in arms about the word if you also have just heard bussy for the first time. Oh! Why is it funny? Okay, then we'll talk more on this next and get you up to speed. Does anyone know the full story about what's going on with the Prime Minister and the bussy,

the use of the word bussy? Dan? Look, I think it reeks to me of someone that's trying to be relatable and he's used the word and I feel like it hasn't really come, and he hasn't hammered it home, put it that way. Okay, well a couple of days ago I think it was the leading story at 6pm and I guess we're still chatting about it now because I was like, what? I don't even, I don't understand like what's going on.

Maybe you don't as well. So we'll get you up to speed. Take a listen. This was a clip that played in the news. Doyle has a professional Instagram account, but prior to becoming an MP, used the account at Bible Belt Busi. Busi is a term mainly used by the LGBTQI plus community

that originates as a combination of boy and pussy. That was in the news. Because I was thinking, because I knew what pussy means and I was wondering when I heard that it was going on in the news, if I thought about my dad

or my mum or, you know, one of my older relatives, they heard this, they would be sitting there going, why are we up in arms about it? And I thought maybe they would think it means bossy or busy, you know, and I thought they're going to have to explain it. They're going to have to explain why, you know, people are getting offended.

Hmm. Okay, so if it's an LGBTQI plus community word, but this MP is part of that community, then aren't they allowed to use the word? Of course. I think it's because they are a politician that if, say, somebody like Jacinda Ardern had a private Instagram and she was using a term like pussy in her Instagram handle, would we be holding her to the same sort of issue as also in the community?

It's a really complicated kind of argument. Yeah, right. Once you take on a role like being a prime minister, then the rules change for you and what you can and can't do or be seen doing. Dan? I also think as well, like, really, like, are you needing to use the word,

you're a politician, the leader of the country, you know? Like, there's other words to be used. Have they had this Instagram account long before they became an MP? Yes, I believe so. And it was one of those things like I had Pimpin' Clinton at Hotmail.com for a while. And do you still have that? No, I don't use it anymore. Pimpin' Clinton.

Once I became a dad, I thought I should stop pimping. I did drop Kinky Texas Ranger when I also got into the media. Yeah. I wish you still had that, mate. I really do. Producer Carl? I had hotmail at hotmail.com, but with the different spellings, obviously.

Dan would have had a weird one. You're the weirdest dude. No, the only thing I ever had was I was like a massive fan of motorsport, and I think I had rallyboy01, like rallying, but that was it. I still have it. I literally still have Rallyboy01 at gmail.com. But yeah,

Kinky Texas Ranger and Mocachino Babe, I got told to get rid of those when I just wanted to get into a job outside of high school because they said, hey, professionally, maybe don't use Mocachino Babe and Kinky Texas Ranger on your CV. Why are we glazing over Mocaccino Babe? Meg, you're white.

Yes, that is one of the reasons. I did go to a few interviews and they did say to me, you don't look like how I imagined. Yes, right. I remember the moment I dropped Pimpin' Clinton. I actually remember. I was going to university. It was my first day and I was trying to buy some books or register or whatever, and they said,

and what's your email? And I went, I don't actually have one at the moment, but I know I need to get one of those. It was like I was at university and realised I'm too old for Pimpin' Clinton. Yeah, Hotmail suddenly became Gmail. Look, the thing that we've been kind of collecting on is the fact that the word bussy,

in the end, we're not a political show, but the word bussy being in the news and having to be explained is... Don't talk yourself down, Meg. Sorry, we're not. Okay, because I think his handle is like bussy galore or something, isn't it? Yeah, that's like pussy galore.

Yeah, but you Google it in your own time because someone's explained to me exactly what it is and what it means. And then there's another one, badussy. Yeah, badussy is a whole other thing. Oh, you Google it all on your own time because I don't think I can explain it on the radio. But I was learning a lot yesterday. Yeah, we're not a political show, are we, really?

No, we're not. We're going to have Web Girl Bella, who is a Gen Z. She is going to see if we know all the terms. Yeah, because I've learned a couple yesterday. There may be a few more that she's going to put on our radar. So if you also are like, what, Bussi, I don't know what's going on, there may be a few more that she's going to put on our radar. So if you also are like, what, Bussi, I don't know what's going on, then don't worry, Web Girl Bella's going to come in

and get us up to speed with all the words that we need to know in 2025 that we might not. She likes Bussi. There was a politician who uses the handle, um, what was it, Bussi... Galore. Bussi Galore. Bussi Galore. As an MP, I think you'd probably lose that as a handle.

And it was getting chat in the news, so we thought it would be good to school ourselves up on all the other words that maybe we're not fully aware of with Web Gilbella. Okay, so Web Gilbella is sitting in your seat this morning, Dan, because he is in Dunedin. He's got three grand to give away with cash trapped in about half an hour.

Before you do shoot off, Dan, and start making your way to the north ground, here are some words that Bella is going to put on our radar. If you know the definition, you can buzz in and give it. So we can buzz our names in and say, okay, I already know this one team. I think we'll be good at this. I think we'll be good. Yeah, and so I've not really dipped into Gen Alpha. It's more Gen Z.

I'm not like skibbity-riz stuff. Yeah, skibbity toilet stuff. It's stuff that I think you should genuinely know, and if you don't, I'll kind of be a little bit shocked. Great. Okay. Oh, the tables have really turned from the Gen Z quiz. Oh, yeah.

Now we know how you feel. That's what it feels like. Yeah. Okay, so I'm starting easy with mid. Meg. Meg. Yeah. It's not that great.

It's average. Yes. Yeah, thank you. If it's what? Mid. If it's mid. Mid. Sorry, mid. Oh. Yeah, thank you. If it's what? If it's mid. Mid. Sorry, mid. Oh, sorry, you just pick up his hearing as well as going.

Oh, yeah, to a new hearing aid. It's like the new Air New Zealand uniform. It's a bit mid in my opinion. Oh, no way. But I see what you're saying, Deb. Yeah, great. Okay. And then next we've got high key.

So it's the opposite to low key. Mid, yeah. Yeah, so I think rather than being, oh, low key, like I didn't really want to say this, but I will. High-key is like, I want everyone to know. Yeah, kind of, yeah. You're kind of just like emphasising. Yeah, emphasising a statement.

So like, hey, I'm high-key excited for Neeps' gig tonight or something. Hey, and we are high-key excited. Yeah, Neeps' band's playing at the Tuning Fork just outside the Spark Arena. Yeah. Oh, I mean outside Spark Arena. I didn't mean to say the Spark Arena. Yeah. Oh, God, Clint, Arena. I didn't mean to say the Spark Arena. Yeah. Oh, God, Clint, you're panicking.

You're really excited for that. Really excited for that. That was very mid, Clint. Up next, we've got gas. Oh, yeah. Gas. Okay, go on, Dan. Go on, Dan.

Well, Dan, it's like that's, I guess, a new word for cool. Yes. Oh, I'm loving it. That's gas. Yeah, nice. Like, that's really cool. Yeah. And then next. Yeah, I'm loving it. That's gas. Yeah, nice. Like, that's really cool. Yeah.

And then next. Yeah, I agree. That's the definition. Producer Carl struggled with this one slightly. We've got ate and can be used like eating as well. Yeah.

Like, Dan, like, you nailed something, basically. You ate that. Yeah. Like, if I did a, sung a song and hit every key, I ate it.

Yeah, to give praise or, to give praise for appearance or performance. How would you do it with eating? Say, like, if you were, like, you were a really nice fit, OK, you'd be like, Meg is eating with her fit. Ah, thank you. Say I didn't know that one. Clint? Yeah, I knew that.

Yeah, good, good, good, good. OK, skip it up. Yeah, this is quite a boring break for me because I'm like, obviously, obviously. Cooked. Cooked. Oh, we all know cooked. That means like it's stupid. It's like, oh God, that's so bad.

Cooked? Oh, it is. Yeah, but I think we would use cooked in like a drunk sense. Oh, she's so cooked. Like you drank way too much. But you'd say more so like that's cooked that you think that, Dan. Yeah. That's messed up. Yeah, I think a's cooked that you think that, Dan. Yeah. That's messed up.

Yeah, I think a lot of cooked stuff, to be honest. Next up, we've got work. Oh, work. Like, yeah, great. You're looking like, good job. Sort of like, great job, work. Or like, okay, cool.

Like if you were to say something, they'd be like, okay, work. Okay, right, in a sentence. I was like, yeah, okay. Use it in a sentence so we can never do it. Dan, let's let Clint do the rest of this. I'm going to sit the rest of it out and let Clint do it. Me and so am I.

Here we go. Okay, so we've got crashing out. On someone's couch. No. No. The amount of times I've done that at Producer Carl's house. It's like if you're having a mountdown or you're crashing out. Justin Bieber's having one at the moment because he's still in love with Selena.

Like an episode. Yeah. You're a bit manic. Yes. Not manic. She's crashing out. You've seen me crash out a couple of times. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. When you're kind of freaking out, I think it's getting a bit too much. Yeah. When I touched your sky bees and I thought, I realised it was an infectious rash. Meg rubbed cream on it. I crashed out yeah your face should be

next to crashing out oh my god I might have it I might have it I'm like Meg I do have it so can you just chill I apologise

that was really rude of me right okay next slaps which is similar oh yeah that's awesome that's slaps that's so good the song's

the new song's great and then the last one is let them cook let them cook That's so good. Yeah, they're really good. The new song's great. And then the last one is Let Them Cook. Let Them Cook. Like, let them show off? Like, let them do their thing? Yes. Yeah, just let them cook.

Yeah, let them cook. Nice. Oh, guys, I told you. They were all obvious. I don't know why I said it was such a question mark at the end. Thank you, Web Gilbella. Thank you, Bella. Clint, Meg and Dan. Spinky B. Dan is going to be at North Ground at 8am. Thank you, Web Girl Bella. Thank you, Bella. Clint, Meg and Dan.

Stinky Boo. Dan is going to be at North Ground at 8am with $3,000 for cash draft. If you want to get your hands on it, make sure you get there, 8am. Now, you may remember on Wednesday, the whole country came together for the Big Bang. A great relationship was in a dead fish place.

Life was busy, sex had vanished. Was it actually over? Wait. The edge began to scheme, the studio began to steam. Could Megan dance it? Hey, then why not sex for all? Let's have an orgasm.

You, me, and your mum, and the guy that lives next door to me, we're all gonna have a big bang. Maybe the last time we played that. Probably about that whole thing we did. That song. The song was the favorite thing. I really genuinely enjoyed it.

Well, who knows? This could be your new favorite thing in regards to the Big Bang. Because song. The song was the favourite thing. I really genuinely enjoyed it. Well, who knows? This could be your new favourite thing in regards to the Big Bang. Because a lot of people around the country participated in it. And we thought we were done and dusted with it. Until Dan saw a listener slide into our DMs with something. Yeah. Now, it was a screenshot that was sent to our Instagram DMs. Yes.

And I've sent it our Instagram DMs. Yes. And I'm just I've sent it to you Meg so I've forwarded it on because I think that you have been mentioned possibly more than anyone else on the show so I want you to open that now. This will be the first time you've ever read it. And just read it out to the rest of the family.

Um yeah okay I'm reading it. Okay it says the Big Bang. Mansell's Big Bang, that's my last name, by the way, radio hosts intimacy campaign. Someone has set up a Wikipedia page for the Big Bang. And they've, Curtis and Meg is the brainchild for it. I wasn't.

Absolutely, I was not. I was not the brainchild for it. I wasn't. Absolutely I was not. I was not the brainchild for it. You wanted to see the whole country come together and get it on, according to this Wikipedia page. No, no, no, no, no, no. We had a DM from a listener, and then it was like a joint, even like a whole team outside of the On Air team.

It says the Edge radio host Meg Mansell initiated a controversial campaign. Oh my God, The Big Bang, directly encouraging listeners to engage in non-intimacy. Jesus, this can't be on the internet. It's, oh, my God. The initiative generated significant discussion. Okay.

Alongside co-host Clint from Instagram ads. Oh. And Dan, blank. They literally put in brackets as if he had done, like, went to write where he's from and then they go, we've got nothing here. Dot, dot, dot. I'd rather be known from nothing than Instagram ads, though, to be honest.

Mansel broadcast curated playlist, no I didn't, of suggestive music. No I didn't. Maybe we tried to get, like, sexy songs and we put together a sexy song playlist. Who is this person that's written this? The program also, yes, we,

we being the word, Clint, the program also features sexologists providing explicit advice on intimate matters and a call to an embarrassed co-host's mum,

which was, she was not embarrassed. No. Your mum, Christine, was the least embarrassed person in the whole situation. She wanted us to call. The quantifiable outcome

of the designated Big Bang night remains unverified. However, Mansell's masterpiece campaign increased listener engagement and media attention for her station hardly and her own personal media presence.

No, it didn't. I've got zero more followers from this. Just tell me about it. And the show as her co-hosts watched on as if I ran this whole thing. I'm a woman.

No, this wasn't. The primary impact is subject to interpretation. Note, Meg Mansell still holds the documented record for the longest legs of any woman. Oh, my gosh. That's my favourite part. That's in reference to another Wikipedia page that Meg has. Yeah, I've got like three, I think. I've got like three, I think. I've got, I mean, I've got my

main page. I found out that you could adjust people's pages if they weren't like properly verified, like super famous. So I think I messed with it. One of the lines is that Meg still holds the high jump record to this day for under 16s because she was born with abnormally long legs. And it's, I'm just glad that the truth

comes out that she just did this behind our backs, Clint, and we just had to watch on for the big bang. Okay, Meg, I have one question. What? Did you create this Wikipedia page? No! In what world would I create it? I didn't even partake in the big bang.

I fell asleep. I had nothing to even... It's worded like she's written it. I agree with you, Clint. It's worded from a Meg perspective. I hate this. That's my legacy. She's a genius if she did write it. I agree with you, Clint. It's worded from a meek perspective. I hate this. That's my legacy. She's a genius if she did write it.

Oh, my God. I'm absolutely livid. Whoever wrote this, I will find you. I will hunt you down. Isn't it also on the Wikipedia that you have the long jump world record for females or something as well? Yeah, yeah, I've got that. I'm pretty sure doing a meeg is in there somewhere as well. So this is all fantastic stuff.

Somebody has created the Big Bang Wikipedia page that Meg just read out and we love that you love the show so much that you get involved and create content for us like that. Dan and I got a real kick out of it when we read it yesterday and I'm not sure how Meg feels about it. Still, I think I'll find out when I go to an air break.

I don't like it at all. I'm unhappy. I think she's made it quite clear, Clint. Yeah, I'm not unhappy. I'm not happy. All right. How did the clap go when the plane landed in Dunedin yesterday and we tasked Dan

with trying to get the whole plane to clap? And if you are in Dunedin near the North Ground, Dan will have $3,000 strapped to him. If you win the three-legged race and catch Dan first, that cash is yours. Oh, my God.

Who else has been mucking with my Wikipedia? What does it say? I'm not there, Clint. Meg's the inspiration behind the definition of doing a Meg. Click on that and it goes to shitting yourself. Look, I'm going to... Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh.

Dan is making his way to the North Ground in Dunedin for cash strapped. He's got three grand strapped to him. If you want to win it, make sure you get yourself there as well. But we tasked Dan with a fun little thing for us, maybe not so fun for him, Meg, yesterday after the show. We wanted Dan, who has this amazing thing in his brain, which means he doesn't get embarrassed. He switches off.

Sometimes he'll try... What does he call it when we talk to him about it? He goes, that wasn't me. He goes into a different headspace. What is it, Dan? Dad, what is it you call us? You're like, it wasn't me doing that. Do you remember? Oh my God. Dad, what is it? You call us. It wasn't me doing that. Oh, my God. Yeah, no, it's just a thing that I do. I'll just go inside myself.

That's it. You go inside yourself. I know that, Sam. That's right. Yeah. Okay. Sorry, I've just turned up at Cash Trap, guys. There is many, many people here.

Oh, my goodness me. It is scary as. You've got seven minutes to go. Okay. Okay, well, let's get into the plane clapping first. I hope that you just started clapping, Dan, and you didn't go, hey, Dan here from the edge, could I get everyone to do a clap? And that doesn't feel fair to the game.

No, no, no, I didn't do anything. I will say this. There was a lady sitting next to me that was a listener. We were talking during the flight, but I didn't mention that I was going to be doing the clap, but she was the first one to join in because she was supportive. Okay, so we asked Dan to take the clap to Dunedin.

This is how it went. Alright, round of applause for the pilots. Come on. Great landing. Sorry. Oh, my God, Dad. I mean, it worked, but holy cow. I can't believe how many people joined in.

He had to come back. He had to be like, come on. Come on, guys. You in the back. But it was kind of like the tone that you used made me kind of, I would have started clapping. I'm like, all right. Okay, yeah, if it makes you sit down and be quiet.

Oh my God, even the air hostesses clapped. Oh, that was a lovely flight, actually. It was smooth. You know, sometimes there's a clap happens when it's really bumpy and there's been massive turbulence or whatever. Genuinely, it was the smoothest flight ever. So I feel like they deserved it. Yeah, yeah, I guess a smooth flight

means a good pilot as well. Yeah. You definitely had some sort of, what's the word, they deserved it. Yeah, yeah, I guess a smooth flight means a good pilot as well. Mmm, yeah. It was, you definitely had some sort of, what's the word, like a kind of boss mode in your voice. I'd listen to you.

Yeah, I know. Well, take that to the ground in Dunedin for cash draft, will you, as people try and hunt you down in pairs with a three-legged race in about five minutes, ten minutes tops.

Okay, I'm going to go out. Should I go and see how many people are ready now? There's people. Who's ready for cash strapped? I can't hear you. Who's ready for cash strapped? Oh, God, there's lots of people here, guys. Okay, all right, we'll come back to you in just a sec.

We've done it in Auckland, Wellington, Christchurch, Hamilton, Tauranga, and now Dunedin has the fastest dash for cash happening right now

at the North Ground. $3,000 is the prize money. If you can catch Dan in the three-legged race, hundreds have showed up and the race is about to start. Okay, it's live on TikTok.

I think we just get into it. Dan's asked the crowd if they're ready five times over the past 20 minutes. Let's do it. Okay, I'm going to start running then there's going to be a countdown of five seconds.

When you hear go, you can start running. I can't leave the field. I'm going to start running now. Okay, guys, I'm running. Oh my God, it's really nerve-wracking going to start running now. Okay, guys. I'm running. Oh, my God. It's really nerve-wracking. They are running now. Okay, the three-legged people

are running. Oh, my God. They're much faster than I thought they would be. I'm allowed to dodge. I'm allowed to dodge. Okay? I'm allowed to dodge as much as I can. Now, Dan has had a lot of marathons. He's all good. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.

I've been completely crowded. I've been completely crowded. The live stream is down. The live stream is down. What is happening? Actually, I'm going to cross to Gabby. Gabby has been... Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I'm literally at the bottom of a pile of people. Oh, my God. Someone must have grounded. It's gone. It's have grounded It's gone It's gone Oh my goodness I've literally been ravaged

Now I'm getting up I felt like I was at the bottom of a scrum Bear with me Clint I'm just plugging in my comms again Hold on Oh my goodness Oh my goodness Okay Can you hear me Clint Oh, hold on. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.

Okay. Can you hear me, Clint? Dan and Meg, we can hear you. We cannot look, see you. The TikTok has crashed the moment that you got run into. So we have no idea what's going on. You have to be our eyes now. Okay, neither do I.

Who got the gold envelope? Oh, my God. Okay. Oh, my God. Okay. Oh, now we have a situation. It's been ripped in half. Oh, no. Okay. Somebody must have got it first. Are those people that are holding the half envelope,

are they all still attached at the ankle like they needed to be being a three-legged race? Yes, they are. Both couples that have ripped the envelope are intact. What are your names first? Millie. Millie? Miller.

Millie? Oh, that's confusing. Millie and Miller. Okay, and then I'm going over to two guys who have also got a side of the envelope. What are your names? Jerome. Jerome?

Phoenix. Phoenix. Okay, so we're going to cross to Gabby. She's our correspondent on the ground, Dan. Gabby, can you hear me? Okay. I can hear you. Gabby, can you hear me? Okay. I can hear you. Gabby, did you see what happened there and who grabbed the envelope first?

Did somebody rip it once it had already been taken off him, or was it taken exactly the same time? Well, hard to tell because it was one big pileup of bodies. Okay. Why don't we do this? Why don't we ask the group of girls and the group of guys, would they like to split

the cash because they got half each or are they confident they got it and they would like us to go and check the video and check the tape? But if we don't need to check the tape because both couples are happy with splitting the three grand. So what's that each? 750 bucks each compared to... Okay, I'm going to splitting the three grand. So what's that each, 750 bucks? 750 bucks each compared to what I have.

Okay, I'm going to ask them then now. Okay, couples, if you could come closer to me. You have a choice. We can go to the tape and see who grabbed the envelope first, okay? Or we're happy for you to both split it amongst your groups and you both get $750 each. What would you rather do? Each, guys.

You can have a little bit of, yeah, each of you. They're splitting it. It's unanimous. They're going to split it, guys. Wow, easy as that. I don't know if that means that they weren't confident of who grabbed it. Otherwise, you'd be like, no, this was ours.

The boys snatched it or vice versa. $750 each or $1,500 per couple. Congratulations. Millie Miller, Phoenix and the other one. I was like, good for you, Meg. You remembered almost all their names. Thanks, everybody, for coming down. Let's hear it for Dunedin.

He does go to a different place, doesn't he? He really does. Clint, Meg and Dan. Let's go. I feel really lucky to have a mum who is, I wouldn't call her a different place, doesn't he? He really does. Clint Megadam. Let's go. I feel really lucky to have a mum who is, I wouldn't call her a hoarder, but she is an emotional keeper of things. And I feel genuinely so lucky to have a parent like that

because it has come down to now, there are so many things. My daughter's now wearing my favourite clothes I wore when I was three and four. Yeah, my son has his favourite, like, suede jacket, and it was mine when I was a kid. Yeah, I, like, it hits my heart in a different way, and the fact that she's kept these clothes for, like,

you know, however many years now, 30 years. I'm 34, and I wore it when I was four. Wow. It was my favourite top I ever, has Princess Jasmine on it. Anyway, it's irrelevant, but I love that my mum keeps things. I've got books, dollhouses.

In theory, I don't need to buy anything ever again. She's kept them for 30 years in pristine condition. And one thing was my pride and joy when I was about 15, 16 years old. And she is now like, Meg, I want it out of the house. I want it gone. She's coming up today. So we called her yesterday to see if she could bring it on the plane for me. Do you have space in your suitcase for my bass guitar?

No. What do you think? Right. Just this minute, in the last half hour, changed my carry-on to 14. Right. I thought I'd bring some of these books, but it's the size of this thing. Yeah. You've just been nagging at me to take it back

for literally years now. Could you smuggle it somewhere? Down your pants. You've done that with this tube before. Yeah, I'll stick it up my... Oh, Dan, yeah, how's that? Yeah, do that. It might be a bit uncomfortable.

Is it? Shock of not playing Meg's bass guitar. I'm not playing it. Clip will be keen. It's actually really heavy But yeah so I'll try Do you have an amp Or do I have an amp Or is it just the guitar

In the bag No you've just put the guitar Okay right She can't smuggle an amp as well Me Where's she putting that one Fuck it I'll put Jack's

Okay See you See you tomorrow mum Love you Bye When she goes through customs I'll be like There's something wrong With that woman That joke makes more sense Because my mum has See you tomorrow, Mum. Love you. Bye. When she goes through customs, I'll be like,

there's something wrong with that woman. That joke makes more sense because my mum has brought casseroles up on the plane and she had to put them down her pants because they were overweight in her carry-on. Casseroles? Yeah, a couple of casseroles.

Down her pants on a plane, no? No, not on the plane, but when she got on the plane, she took them out and put them back in her bag. But in her carry-on, they were too heavy. the plane, she took them out and put them back in her bag. But they, you know, carry on. They were too heavy. So she, what, rolled them up in tinfoil?

No, it's like a casserole. She put it, it was like in a double-layer Ziploc bag. Down her pants? Yeah. Jesus, nah. That's the last time I'm eating at your house when your mum's over. She's a wonderful woman.

But that bass guitar, I got years ago. As you can tell, I had it when I was 15, 16. I saved up all my cash. And then I'd had like two lessons. I just thought it was like really cool. Like cool girls play bass guitar. I thought it would be so cool. I mostly took photos with it and uploaded them to my kinky Texas Ranger MySpace page.

I even named it. I think I named her like Layla. Oh my God. Stop. I was like, Eric Clapton. Stop. Eric clapped it and was like, really cool. Took photos with this guitar,

this bass guitar, but yeah, I'll be giving it back. But never learned to play it. Never learned to play it, no, but Producer Neeps is a bass player.

Maybe I can get some. Yeah, all cool people play the bass, Meg. You're dead right. You're dead right. Something I actually think I wish I did drums now

I think about it because girls playing drums is the hottest thing. Yeah, and they get the hair going, start whipping it about. It's very cool. What we did, actually, is irrelevant, to be fair, but what we want to talk about is that

what is being kept at your house against your will? Something that you're like... Yeah, Meg keeps a lot of her stuff at other people's house. I think I had your placenta in my freezer for, like, six months. Without a word of a lie, speaking of which, can you keep this placenta in your deep freezer until I'm ready to plant it again? I'm pretty sure what happened with the placenta

after I kept it frozen for six months, your husband came and picked it up and had it on the passenger seat and then forgotten it, defrosted in his car. A little bit, got a little melty. Yeah, a little melty. And then you wanted to, then you had to get one of those wet vacs.

Waste of time. Did plant it, did it properly and the plant died. Yeah, the tree died. Okay, what is being kept at your house against your will and every time you see it, it it properly, and the plant died. Yeah, the tree died. Okay, what is being kept at your house against your will? And every time you see it, it just makes you angry that they still haven't come and picked it up. What is being kept at your house against your will?

Stacey has an interesting one to kick things off this morning. Yeah, go on, Stace. Good morning. Morning. I'm just, I'm still waiting for my mother-in-law to come and pick up her son. Right. How long's it been? Eleven and a half years.

Right. Years? Yeah. Wow. So you're now mum? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Well and truly, well and truly.

Yes. I try not to be and I try to put boundaries in place and no, I ended up being mum. Wow, that's an awesome role for you to just take up, initially against your will and I imagine now, you know, you look at them like your own. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. So every time, like, if we're doing a, you know,

if you're going to a conference or what have you and I've got three children. One just happens to be older than I am. So, yeah. Yeah, true. One's just older than you and they're just living at your house. Yeah.

Wow. Well, good on you. Hey, Stacey, we're going to send you a double pass to the movies. It's our must-see movie. It's out in cinemas next week, April 17th, called Drop. One phone, one deadly game.

Thank you so much. You're welcome. You're welcome, Stacey. This is all because my mum is finally bringing my bass guitar that I bought when I was 16. I don't know what I... I haven't told my husband yet. I don't know what we're going to do with it.

We've got a much smaller house, but... I don't think it's as bad as this one. My mate had his leg amputated after a dirt bike accident. Every time I get meat out of our deep freeze, I text him asking when he wants it back, but he said he has no space for it yet. One of these days, I'm going to put my foot down.

One of these days. Good from you. Good from you. Yeah, Graham has one. We also have Jade 0800 The Edge. Jade, what is somebody storing something at your house? Yeah, so my daughter actually moved overseas to Australia about five years ago

and her car has been stored in my garage for that long. Five years in your garage. Damn, that's space you could use. And it probably wouldn't even turn over now. It's a mover. Yeah, exactly. It's definitely space I could use, but also I'm trying to keep up with paying the Woff every year,

the Rego every year as well. Oh, Mum. Mum, is she planning on coming back? Does she keep saying, like, don't sell it, I might come back and I need it? Yeah, it was only supposed to be two years, but it's turned into five, so we'll see how that goes. Interesting.

And as soon as you get, like, an exemption for your registration, she'll be back wanting it, and then you'll be like, oh, God. Exactly. Thanks, Jade. Taya says I have all my friends' R18 things. Yeah, we've got her here. Hey, Taya. Why have you got your friends' R18 things?

Hi, guys. So my friend moved back in home after flatting for five years. Oh, she's with mum and dad. Yep. And she showed up at my doorstep with a box full of things she could never show her mum. She's like, please, please. What are friends for. Where do you keep it?

I keep it under the stairs, like a cupboard stairs in a dark place where I can't see it either. Yeah, because otherwise you're thinking about it. So yeah, you're like, right, that's just

going to sit there. So out of mind. Is she planning on moving back out at any point soon or is it just like indefinitely you've got a box of toys?

No, I have a feeling I'm holding on to all of her stuff for a while. Oh, so she's not coming around any time soon. Oh, Clint.

What? To pick up the stuff? Disgusting. This one as well. I got a box of dirty mags. I actually don't even know whose they are anymore that have been there so long.

Oh my God. Sure you don't. Vintage. And not the same, but my mum used to charge me $100 a week for storage of my things and boxes from childhood.

Wow. That's one way to get the stuff out of your house. Yeah. I know, it's so funny. It's like, I know I'm going to be the same. I'm keeping all these things

for my daughter and she's three and then one day I'm going to be like, can you take your stuff? And she'll be like, you kept it. Yeah. You're the one that kept it.

It's like when your parents want all your like ribbons and trophies and medals and stuff. And then suddenly they don't. Suddenly they want that room. What am I going to do with a second place medal in high jump from when I was 12? Second place? Yeah. You could have made up a better example for yourself.

I was trying to make it sound more realistic. And I wanted to be humble. It was first. I was pretty good at high jump back in the day. The Clint, Meg and Dan Podcast. New music Friday. I spend my morning going through the new tracks that have just been released.

They normally drop on a Friday. We have been teased with some bigger songs coming. I'm really excited for Lorde. I was kind of hoping she was going to surprise drop today, but she did not. It's a bit of a, I would say, not a weaker week, but a little bit of a weaker week. I would say that, actually. I guess it's just artists that aren't, like, heavy hitters like Miley Cyrus and Lorde dropping new stuff.

Yeah, there's no Dewar, there's no Lorde, there's no Miley, there's no Taylor, there's no Harry, you know. Harry, by the way, what are you up to, mate? He said he was going to take a big break. Let him be. Oh, he's had a massive break. Oh, was that Dan's whisper? Would you like to share with the class, Dan? You're in your Dunedin studio. Oh, sorry.

Yeah, someone came in to grab my GoPro off my head because I still had it on my head. Sorry about that. I thought that was weird. Yeah, you've already given away the three grand at the North Ground in Dunedin, so. Yeah, weirdly, I still, because I had a GoPro on for the cash trip that we were doing about 20 minutes ago and I forgot to take it off. Okay. All right, so. Yeah, weirdly, I still, because I had a GoPro on for the cash track that we were doing about 20 minutes ago

and I forgot to take it off. Okay. All right, so this morning, if your name is Henry, any Henrys listening out there, today's your lucky day. You finally have your song. This is Landa Rae.

Henry, I guess. You didn't like that one? Well, we got a few to get through. Oh, right. Okay. Sorry, Lana. That's a flop from Clint. I mean, time and place.

Like if I'm having a massage or, like, getting my nails done. What do you want to be? Do you only play upbeat songs in this segment? If I died and it was at my funeral. Oh, for God's sake. Both of you. Right, okay. This is Dean Lewis.

He has written a song about, this is him that you know him from. He's written a song about breakups and how even though he was dumped, he still loves her even though he doesn't want to. Because I'm still in love with every single part of you. Even that part of you that ripped out my heart. In a way that no one else could do. But I'm glad it was you. Oh, I drink with all my heart. And Jelly Roll, who just this morning has announced that he lost,

gosh, how much is that? I think he's lost about 50 or so kgs. He's trying to lose another 50 kgs. So he can go skydiving in Sweden. This is his latest track. It's called Dreams Don't Die. I know how to cry. And I know how to lie. die.

Another funeral banger. Yeah, funeral banger. And Twenty One Pilots have finally released the demo version of Doubt after it went viral on TikTok when they did it at shows.

Okay. Twenty One Pilots throwback. I feel like they haven't been around for a wee while. They haven't, no. There you go. It's actually a bit of a soft week this week.

I must say. Yeah, they're all quite sad. Dean Lewis especially. He must be a depressing guy, eh? Because he's always singing about sad shit. I actually thought... Well, the last song was about his dad because his dad had cancer. Yeah, but he didn't die. Yeah, he didn't die in the end, which was great for Dean and everyone.

Yeah, I tell you what, it won't sell a song, Meg. Your dad not dying. But when your dad does die, that sells a song. I don't know about that. But yeah, he does only, he must have a lot of heartbreak. Poor guy. Yeah, but how epic, because you don't hear too many people beating the cancer these days. So epic for him to be able to, you know.

He could also be really happy because he gets all his anger and sadness out in songs. True, so you might find he's actually a really perky dude, and that's his outlet for his sad stuff. The Clint, Meg and Dan Podcast. The Clint, Meg and Dan Scandal. New World's Wonderful Wednesdays. Find your wonderful Will Smith is popping his head out of the sand again ever since that incident where he punched the host.

Who was hosting? Chris Rock. Chris Rock. How long ago do you reckon that was? I reckon it's way longer than we think. Three years, four years? So long ago. Oh, God.

But still. When did Will Smith punch Chris Rock? Put your guess in. 21, 2021. 22. Sorry about that. Okay, so three years ago. Yeah, three years ago.

He served his time, hasn't he? I guess you'd be a lot of learning, a lot of lost opportunities. You've served your time if you have learnt and changed. Yeah, sure. In a way, I guess. That's true, yeah. Well, he performed the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air over Missy Elliott's Work It Beat. Have a listen.

Hmm? Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute and just sit right there, tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In West Philadelphia, born and raised on the That's where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing, all cooling All shooting some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good

Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said, you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air A whistle for a cat Yeah, okay, you can get the gist Yeah, yeah, that's it But, um, he can still do it. I just wonder how bored he must be.

Bored? Bored. Bored. For him to be like, I got this song everyone knows. It kind of works with Missy Elliot. I thought he'd be busy trying to do movies and stuff again. The funny little thing I notice about when people sing or rap live

and you haven't seen them for a while, because Will Smith is a very attractive guy, right? And he doesn't seem to have aged very much over the years. But when you see him rapping and singing, I'm like, oh, it's because the band's full of Botox and filler now. Yeah. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah,

yeah. Like, his face is not moving very much for how animated his singing is. It's so interesting. When you see somebody in a photo, you're like, wow, they just look good. But then when you see them in real life moving, their face, you're like, that's why. The interesting thing about Will Smith is I think he's almost cancelled after the Chris Rock thing. But he's not fully cancelled. I think people have just got the ick from him.

I think he's one of those celebrities that people have just got the ick. And they're kind of like, I don't know what I feel about Will Smith. Well, the first comment on that was, this man is a legend and I will not let the slap ruin his legacy. So some people still seem to really like him. I love seeing Will Smith back in the music. This is really dope. This was effing dope.

And yeah, it looks like it's gotten a lot of good feedback. I was having a look at the last movie, because I was like, is he busy making movies and that again? Because, you know, he has put out some massive Hollywood blockbusters. I'm actually watching Hancock at the moment. Really? Yeah, I know. It's so random.

2025, Will Smith's latest movie, Karate Kid Legends. But maybe that's because his son was in Karate Kid. Yeah, so probably just like... Jackie Chan? Maybe a bit of a side role. Yeah. I think he's doing I Am Legend 2 as well. There's like a follow-up to that.

Really? In the works. I've been to that. Yeah. Meg, you still never watched the scene, eh, with his dog or his dog with the virus? Oh, no, I mean, I know what happens, but I've never watched it.

Yeah, that's sad. Yeah, I Am Legend 2 looks like it's potentially coming out with Michael B. Jordan. Oh, okay. Oh, Michael B., how good is he in the the latest movie Sinners? Don't think it's out yet, but we got to check it out early, and God, it's such a good film if you get a chance to check out Sinners.

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