The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW a f***ing SPICE GIRL!!!
Episode Date: November 5, 2025This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... In this episode, the team dives into a fun and engaging show where they take on various topics with their signature humor. They start with a che...eky warning for easily offended listeners and move into exciting segments, including a hilarious postcode playlist for Dunedin performed by Dan himself. They also explore fascinating and sometimes shocking industry secrets shared by listeners related to various fields like food service and hairdressing. Additionally, a segment on riding the parental gravy train sparks relatable confessions from the audience. The podcast takes an emotional turn as they reveal results for those suspecting their partners of cheating using an online AI tool. To cap it all off, they have an exclusive, heartwarming interview with Mel C, Sporty Spice, where she talks about her new single 'Sweat,' her time on 'The Voice Australia,' and reminisces about the highs and lows of being a Spice Girl. Don't miss this lively episode packed with humor, revelations, and a touch of nostalgia! 00:00 Introduction and Welcome01:36 Music and Throwbacks05:27 Halloween and Fireworks08:08 First Call of the Day10:51 Fast Food Secrets13:33 David Beckham Knighted17:28 Sexiest Man Alive Photo Shoot29:58 Industry Secrets Revealed36:38 Workplace Horror Stories38:17 Cheater Buster: Investigating Infidelity43:48 Ryan Murphy's New Show Review47:52 Dunedin Postcode Playlist Rap56:15 Lucky Numbers and Lotto Dreams01:00:08 Mooching Off Parents: Confessions01:09:42 Interview with Sporty Spice Mel C
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Clint Megan Dan with Ash London.
The Edge Brecky.
Hits harder in Auckland.
One, two, three.
One.
Good morning, it's one to six on your Thursday.
Welcome to the show.
Every caller wins.
Tomorrow, R&V tickets and camping.
And it's Postcode playlist day today.
Oh, it's a goodie this week as well.
Deneidan.
Your song?
My goodness, it's a wrap.
Dan's getting all he'd cheering on us,
and he said,
do you think it'd be right
if I wore my sunglasses
inside during the rap?
I'm going to, I'm going to...
And he's brought all these bitches and hoes with him.
You're all just waiting out with the producers.
Is that who they were?
Yeah.
There's only two bitches and one hoe.
Don't make it sound like there's heaps on.
Sorry, we're a singular ho.
Tell Brut.
I said, what's up?
Hey, you keep your hands on, britt.
You get your own hoe, man.
Dan'd be the last miss and have his own hose,
how do you have any hose?
She'd be like, I'm your...
Bitch and your home.
Yeah, she's both.
That's right.
Depends what...
Get a woman who can do both.
If it's like a Tuesday or a Saturday.
Oh, definitely bitch mode there.
Watch out.
She's not listening, babe.
No, she's still listening.
Otherwise, I would be dumped.
Damn being all tough, hey, no.
Yeah.
I'd better text her and say sorry.
She's like, sorry for what?
Then you've got to come clean.
Roll the dice, bruh.
Take your chances.
Oh, dear.
Texture.
No yawning, thank you.
All right, coffee time.
Clint, Megan Dan.
Oh, my gosh.
Sabrina Carpenter tears.
It's the edge three-past six.
What do you think of that song, Ash?
Speechless.
I think she's speechless, Clint.
All right, guys.
Thank you, kids.
She's come back in.
To be honest, we all went out for a get-a-glass of water.
deal. And Clint and I came back three
seconds earlier than Nash and he's trying
to throw under the bus. That's the sort of person he is.
Throw me under the bus. I don't care.
I'm filling in on this show.
I just think I'd give a shit. I'm throwing it on the bus. I was asking
what she thought of the Sabrina Carpenter song.
I actually really liked that song. It's a good song.
And I like that you took time to think about it
before you gave your answer. Yeah. I like
when she goes, I get
where at the thought of you. What is
a sexy way to start a song? Usually
you're easing to the sexy lyrics.
And then she calls it tears so it makes it sound like she gets
Terry and wet, and it's like, no, come on.
You know, so she's actually crying from her eyes
and it's dripping down, hitting her on the thigh.
Guys, today, on this day, in 2014,
which is over 10 years ago, throwback material,
Taylor Swift released her huge album, 1989.
Is that 10 years ago?
Yeah.
With like, well, with like style and out of the woods.
Yeah.
So those are throwbacks?
Yeah.
Isn't that?
In 10 years, it's a throwback.
I pitch we do out of the woods today as our throwback.
One of my top three favorite tales of songs.
Same. It's such a banger.
Remember when we hit the break too soon.
20 stitches in a hospital room.
You started crying.
And baby I did too.
When the sun came up, I was looking at you.
I went, bambo.
Okay.
Let's do it.
Versus the playlist.
One more time.
Get it off.
Get it off.
Get it off.
Okay.
There we go.
Come on.
This will wake you up, New Zealand.
I can't believe this is a throwback now.
I know.
Film the video on New Zealand, by the way.
The Clint Meg and Dan podcast.
It's happening tomorrow.
R&V and camping.
Your chance to get your hands-on tickets
if you get on the air between 6 a.m and 10 tomorrow.
Best luck.
Have you ever camped at a festival?
Oh, God, yeah.
R&V a couple of times.
I did it once my hair was so bad
because I couldn't straighten it.
I was like, never again.
Do you know the thing that grinds my gears?
People that will just ditch their tent and camping gear
and just bail.
make it somewhere else's
that's disgusting
I hate
it's just like litterings
it's as bad as winding down
when you're just throwing
like takeaways out the window
from what I've heard though
if people leave their tent and stuff
there at R&V
they use them and donate them
to like charities
how good is the nick
of a tent
we have had like
four feral lads that are being
on the booze the entire weekend
and it's not even a tent
good enough that they want to take home
Bridgeska
I ended up paying for my ticket one year
after R&V because I went round
afterwards and grabbed like a couple of good tents
and good chairs and stuff like that. Sold them on trade me
paid for my ticket. Come on. Yeah.
I love that. So sometimes they are in good enough
Nick that people still want them. They just can't be bothered.
Well it's more the description was really good
on Trade Me and then yeah the people just got what I got.
That's what they call it.
What's the deal with Trade Me and Facebook Marketplace?
Most people moved over
or
I've tried a few times on Trade Me Marketplace
and it's a whole other world out there
on there. It's cowboy material.
Yeah, well, Facebook marketplace
it just feels like you're just dealing with, like, the worst people.
Yeah, but, yeah, but...
I buy a lot of secondhand toys off TradeMe,
Octonauts, because they don't make them anymore.
So you have to get them secondhand.
It feels like more people are on Facebook Marketplace,
but it's also so much more admin.
It's like the Wild West.
It's comparing the Wild West to, like, there's rules on Trade Me, you know,
where you have to abide by them,
whereas the marketplace, you kind of, anything goes.
And the scammers are real annoying.
Yeah.
A lot of tire kickers.
So annoying.
Yeah.
Who's got the time?
But it's free.
How did everyone's Halloween experience?
Sorry, Halloween.
Guy Fawkes experience.
I am.
It's my first ever Guy Fawkes experience.
You don't ever in Australia at all?
No way.
Fireworks are illegal.
Everything's illegal, Australia.
Wow.
We just couldn't get over it.
My husband and I just could not get over it.
The amount of fireworks and firecrackers,
one landed in our yard about a meter from our door,
like in our backyard and nearly lit the grass on fire.
It was like an oasis.
It was scary.
They just let them off in the street.
street. Yes, in our street, in
backyards. It was insane until
about 11 o'clock. There should be
a time cap on it, eh? Yes.
And then everyone who's putting up with it,
it just goes, right, 10 o'clock, it's all done.
People got kids in bed. And the
minute buddy woke up, I was like, I'm going to set
fire to the whole of my suburb. It's got
less, I think, in the last five years.
Less people are doing it, which this is
yeah. Dan must have got angry.
He said he almost hooked somebody. Yeah.
I was standing at the door and I was like, I'm going to go next door
and I'm going to give them a peace of my mind.
And Hannah said, darling, your fists are clenched, calm down.
And so I went to bed.
Producer Carl, no good either.
Nah, else was a shocker.
But I said to my wife last night, it was like, if New Zealand's going to do this,
why don't we have a compromise or something like that?
Do it in the middle of the year when it's not as dry and it's dark earlier.
And then it's wrapped up by like seven or eight because it's been dark since fire.
You're so right.
Don't put it in daylight saving where you literally have to wait until quarter to nine
to be able to even see the sparkler.
And the people in our street who did it, obviously the fire.
Eye crackers or fireworks, they got obviously bigger than they thought.
And it was going on cars.
Age you not to put a work car in the house, in our driveway.
Because you really don't know until you light up what it's going to do.
No one knows what it's going to do.
Our whole house was lighting up.
Nikki just texts through saying 5.30 a.m. this morning,
our neighbour was setting them off.
That person needs to be locked up.
That person is a selfish prick.
Absolute dog.
Absolutely.
I hate people like that.
How can you even have a conscience?
Yeah.
All right.
Anyway.
Hey, yeah, first call on the day, if you want to have a whinge
or if you want to, I don't know, gloat or brew.
Let's talk about the moon.
Did you ever say the moon on the way to work?
The moon was massive.
It was stunning.
I was manifesting the whole way to work.
That's why I was really late.
Oh, did you, does your wife?
Is she charging her tarot cards today?
No, she did them last night.
All right.
It must have been in a full moon last night.
Oh, her cards would be at 100%.
Yeah.
One hundy.
Yeah.
We shouldn't talk about them around Ash
because she's still angry that you haven't bought her in there.
No one's.
You can buy them for me as well, you know.
Maybe Christmas, Ash.
You don't know what Santa's doing?
We don't want to cut his lunch.
I don't think Santa's woo-woo.
Of course he is.
No, he's not.
I forget what?
He's Santa Wu-Woo.
He is flying reindeer.
Yeah, that's enough.
Clint Megadan.
Lesh goal.
First call of the day.
First call on the day.
All right, who are we going to go to this morning?
Just to put us on the right vibe.
Let's go to Vanessa, the beautiful Vanessa,
from none other than Duned in New Zealand morning.
Vanessa.
Hello.
You're looking forward to Postcode playlist
your anthem later on this morning?
Yeah, I've just moved back home to the name for about four months
but I'm pretty sure the song will be good.
Okay, good.
We were having a whinge about fireworks.
I saw it in the New Zealand Herald down Castle Street.
It was like a war.
They were like shooting them at each other's houses.
It was mental.
I finished work about half an hour ago
and they were setting off fireworks off at like 5.40 in the morning.
Oh, my gosh.
That's one time I didn't think students would be up.
That's early.
Yeah, true.
Yeah.
It might not have gone to bed.
Do you live anywhere close to Castle Street, Vanessa, or no?
I live out in an area called Green Island,
but I work out in North Dunedin at one of the McDonald's there,
so I get to see all the students, like, coming in.
Are you a shift manager at McDonald's?
That's like a part of, like a...
a job that a lot of people have as their first job or that's still,
you're a manager there, though.
Yeah.
Do you have to, like, sort the kids,
you would have a lot of kids have their first ever jobs
and you have to show them the ways of the world.
Do you think you're good at that?
That's actually fun.
Yeah, it's because, like, you see, like, high school students, like,
coming in, and then you're, like, kind of, like,
you're, like, the, like, role model-type first front of base for a little bit
and teaching them, and then you get to,
And then we get to talk with them, like, when they come in for their ship in the afternoon,
we go, oh, how was school?
What did you learn today?
Oh, that's cool.
Love it.
How do you block out the beeping?
Whenever I'm at McDonald's and he had a beep and there's always beeping,
I was like, the beeping will drive me mental.
Oh, you just get used to it.
You just get used to it.
You have to.
And correct me if I'm wrong, Vanessa, but McDonald's is that one of those places where you can start,
like at the very bottom, work your way up,
and you have to work at all the different levels before you can own one, right?
That's like one of my boss in Denetian
Like his story
It's like amazing
He started off as a crew
And then he worked his way up
And so cool
Now we own full four in the United
For he'd be minted
Yeah
McDonald's is print money
My cousin owns two McDonald's
And they're in Australia
And he's same thing
He had to work there for years
Prince money
Yeah
And they said the bank will give you
Any amount of money
You want as a loan
Like oh you own a McDonald's
Whatever you want
Yeah
Wow
So that is supermarkets
Apparently if you own
like a new world, a private one.
We're talking industry secrets after seven, Vanessa.
Are there any secrets in the fast food industry that we might not know that you do?
Yeah, I can probably give us you.
Oh, yeah, go on.
Give us one now.
Yeah, don't worry.
We'll disguise your voice if needed.
There's your voice.
The sky's my voice.
All right, it's like four in the morning.
Sorry, I'm at the traffic lights
One, two, three, go
So around four in the morning
They do this thing called like day close
Where they close the whole system
And then they reopen it
And basically the restaurants are shut
For good like five to ten minutes
Just to do a system reboot
Just so they can close the day
Then reopen it to do catch and stuff
Oh, that's interesting
It's depending on what time it is
But it's just so they can like
reset itself and reboot
And then
Wait so if you've got a MacaSysol
during that five-minute window, is everything free?
Because you can't charge anyone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, and then we get told, like, when the launch has happened,
probably, like, a month beforehand and stuff as well.
Like the Mugartch.
Yeah.
And everyone's talking about the McArch at the moment.
There's a new, there's something coming out next week.
There is.
There is.
They emailed us.
Yeah.
The P.R. Company emailed us.
They're sending me some free ones.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
Do you know what it is, Vanessa?
I do, but I can't say.
Is it chicken or beef?
She's not saying anything, Narer.
I respect it.
If she says anything, Ronald will come through.
It's in that criteria.
Yeah.
Okay, good on you, Vanessa.
You don't see anything else.
The voices goes off now, Vanessa.
If this plays in court, they'll be like, well, that is you.
Hey, thanks, babe.
We're going to saw you out with free coffee for the rest of the week.
Thanks to our show sponsor, Z.
Love you, Vanessa.
Yeah, love you.
That was great.
I love you guys too.
Now tomorrow we need to get someone on from KFC
so we can find out what all the leavenhood spices are.
Whatever your industry is, if you've got a secret,
get them in early before 7 o'clock,
ticks them through 3343.
And you can enjoy the new magic.
Zad is for seriously good coffee.
Wasn't she lovely?
Yeah, she's great.
I like her.
Scandal update.
And what's going on in the world of entertainment
since we last quarter.
Escher's angry at some celebrity?
No, I'm angry at myself.
I'm angry at the world.
I'm angry at the blatant misogyny.
That means I have to do scandal two times the morning.
Okay, the next break is going to be a bit of a happy-go-lucky one then.
The Clint Migg and Dan podcast.
Sir David Beckham Knighthood.
Yeah, that's happening yesterday.
Night Spatula, to receive the honour of Knighthood, Sir David Beckham,
for services to sport and to charity.
And they put the sword on each shoulder still?
And they're so formal, but then you can tell
that King Charles and Sir David actually know each other
because as soon as he'd done the nighting bit,
they kind of stood up and he shook his hand
and had every chat was so sweet.
And then it cut to David's parents
who looked like they were about to burst with pride.
As you would.
As you bloody well would.
And this is a bit of audio,
a new audio that we didn't play yesterday
of David talking about how much a means to him
and you can really hear the emotion in his voice.
I cried.
You're making me emotion.
I cried when I first found out
And possibly for a few months after it as well
But, you know, this week has been really emotional
Because, you know, being back in London
And obviously on the lead up to this day
You know, it's been not stressful
I've not been nervous, I've just been emotional
You know, I get that from my mum
I think it's because of the journey
I think it's because, you know,
It's such a big moment for our family
and it's just, it's so special.
I'm not insisting if they would like to call me Sir Dad or, you know, or Sir Son, they can.
But no, it's, it's going to take some getting used to people saying it, but, no, it's just a huge honour.
You know, it's a huge honour to be here at Wintercastle.
It's a huge honour to receive this from His Majesty, the King, and, you know, it's just a...
14 years he's been waiting, so you can be put forward forward for.
it and then every year you wait to see
if they're, and it's if 14 years
he's waited. I'm surprised it's taken so long to be honest
because if you think about it, even you take
the football out of it. He is an
incredible ambassador for
the UK, David Beckham.
Like everybody knows, he's an A-lister, everybody
knows David Beckham. And people
that have been Sears before
him, like Lewis Hamilton for instance,
who has won many world championships
in Formula One, but I'd say David Beckham's
more famous. I agree.
But I mean, I was going to say, of course
it's emotional when you're going to play
rewrite the stars underneath. Yeah, that's true.
You could talk about anything, Ash, and if I played that
underneath.
Probably the instrumental.
Yeah.
You talk about anything.
I don't know what you.
I like that version.
Yeah.
Who's singing that version?
Is that her singing?
Have you not seen the greatest showman?
Yeah, but I didn't know that was actually her singing.
Oh yeah, she's a great singer.
She is everything.
I remember she's the most, like, to me,
the most impressive famous woman alive.
I don't want to keep bringing her back,
but Dan called her an A-lister.
Zendaya is an A-lister.
She's a, again, one word, one-word name.
She will be.
She's on her way.
She's on her way to, like, forever A-lister.
You can't say, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West of B-lister.
And Zendaya's an A.
Oh, well, you have Vin Diesel's in there now, so anyone can get in.
Yeah, but that's not our fault.
I'd say B, Z-C, the people said A.
That's right.
Awesome.
Yeah, if you haven't got around the documentary as well, Victoria Beck and real cool insight into their lives.
I'm about almost the second, finish the second app.
Just chipping away at it whilst at the gym.
Listen to it like a podcast.
It's one of those easy watches, yeah, I absolutely agree.
Yaz sent me, yes, sorry to keep the break going.
I hope my husband's not listening.
But shut up, Ash!
Yaz was telling me how she was trying to go to sleep, but she puts a boring podcast on to help her go to sleep.
But then she accidentally put a history podcast all that was really interesting and set out for three hours.
I'm doing it.
That's the risk, isn't it?
That is the risk.
She's like, Joey from Friends when he buys, like, the Encyclopedia and Just Gets V?
And he wants to talk about volcanoes and shit.
Another 25-year-old reference from Clint there.
Me and my daughter, re-watching.
All right, up next, how did the comment section go
when Dan tried to replicate the sexiest man a live photo shoot?
So cringe, dar.
Dare I say it.
Some people will think I'm sexier.
Okay, well, we'll like the comments speak for themselves.
Clint, Meg and Dan.
Stinky boo.
Sexiest Man Alive came out.
You sit down on the cover of People magazine.
I keep forgetting his name.
Jonathan Bailey.
Right, snap.
Let's do a bit of a bounce back, shall we,
for Dan's version on Instagram, maybe?
Why should we make the word?
Sexy to 3343.
I think it's hot, is it?
Simp to 334.
It's funny.
Go ahead of you from.
Okay, let's go through some of the comments section.
It's S-I-M-P, if no one got there.
Is that really?
No, I'm joking.
I'll make it hot.
I made it hot, yeah.
Just because Dan told me to make it hot.
Dan replicated the one of Jonathan in, like, the ocean.
And I thought those photos are great.
I didn't realize Jonathan also did this, like, slow-mo turn piece to camera
where he looks like he's in his pajamas at the beach, which makes it no sense.
Anyway, Dan is wearing Ashes denim shirt.
Yeah, he made me take it off.
He's a copy shirt.
And he's just turning slowly at work.
But you made it your own, you threw in a kiss at the end, which Jonathan doesn't do it is.
The thing is he was wearing a collard shirt.
I had a T-shirt on, so I needed someone's shirt.
You were the only one.
And it was a crop top on you, given that you're a bit taller than me.
And may I say some of the people in the office, I like, I like that.
Look on you, Dan.
Yeah, crops are in.
I just don't love crops.
A lot of crops.
Crop jump up.
Crops are in.
You just got to be careful when you reach high for things because you end up showing midriff.
Yeah.
Okay, but girls don't seem to mind it.
Yeah.
If you want to see them, it's hot to three.
Stomachet, there's nothing hotter.
Oh.
Really?
Yeah.
So we're sending the wrong picks then.
Yes.
Oh.
You're sending the wrong.
strong picks. Definitely.
No one wants to see a pet.
They just want to, you just want to see the
belt buckle up to the
stomach. The tummy hole. What's that thing
called belly button? Kind of had a word. I'm so flustered.
What's the thing got? Tummy hole.
What are your thoughts on showing a little bit of
undy band? You know, like the Calvin's
bit. Nice undies. Not if they're like
colourful or yucky
undies. But do we got to work on the V? I don't even
need the V. Okay. I'm not thinking.
Will you be gutted if you want a V from me.
What letter does she get it for that? She's getting a
go, and not the good one.
All right, so what are the comments section saying, Daniel Webby?
Someone else wrote, Kate wrote, oh, M-G, no, lull, sorry, Dan.
Yeah, that's all right.
And you know what, I'm not for everybody.
I'd say I'm an acquired taste.
I do have to be honest, though, if I'm being perfectly honest.
I've read out two negative comments so far, and it pains me to say the rest of the comments
It's a pretty positive.
Oh, music change?
Yeah.
Oh, my goodness, me.
Dan Webby is my absolute favorite.
Has me in stitches every day.
Can't tell the difference.
Honestly, brilliant.
Love it, even with a little kiss at the end.
And then someone says, Dan, so funny.
Smolder on point.
I love this so much.
Dan, the man for sure.
About the person that said, are you wearing a woman's top?
That was clit.
That was good.
There's a thing, like, funny guys.
They get away with a lot more than non-funny guys.
And I will say there was a little bit of photoshopping done as well, I'm sure, from Bella.
Was there really?
I don't know.
I think there must have been.
Oh, I don't know, mate.
I thought that was all you.
I think you own it, babes.
And you know what?
There's something to be said about, you know, just an everyday looking dad bod.
It's true.
It's very, very true.
I do want to see you holding a dog, though.
I forgot the keyword because I was like, everyone's texting on hot, hot, hot.
Everyone loved it.
Everyone loved it.
I was like, oh, wait, that's the key word to see it.
Yeah, everybody's not going, he's hot.
I was like, Jane thinks you're hot.
Sarah thinks you're hot.
Nathan said Clint couldn't pull it off like Dan does.
Hi, Nathan.
Clint would take it seriously.
He would act.
He'd like, oh, yeah, I'll be ready tomorrow for the photos.
And then he'd come in with like a new tan.
He's like body all buffed.
He'd be taking it, been to the gym for four hours to get a party pump on.
Yeah, you always do a few.
You should have done some press-ups.
I mean, you would have had press-ups before the photo.
Definitely not.
Clint, me, I can do 100 press-ups and it wouldn't change anything.
Also, Nate, you don't need to stand on me to lift Dan up, okay?
You can just lift him up.
That's true.
Yeah, I'm pretty heavy, though.
Good luck to you, Nate.
Okay, you didn't hold the puppy, though.
And Jonathan's holding a puppy.
Yeah, and Kimmy doesn't count
because a man holding a cat is not hot.
No, it's heck.
Hey, I'm just saying you say that
because I found the 10 hottest things
that men can hold.
Puppie, of course, is number one
to make them more attractive.
So, guys, these are the things that you need to hold
if you want to be more attractive in photos.
And ladies, you can chime in and go,
nah, that's BS,
or whether you 100% agree.
with the list. There's one that I'm thinking of
that when a man holds it, I automatically
want to have sex with him. A sloth?
It's not a sloth.
Okay. Good guess.
It's a no...
Okay.
We'll go through the list.
Clint, Megan Dan.
Dan replicated the photo shoot of the sexiest man alive.
People's magazine.
Yeah, People magazine. Jonathan Bailey in the past
who had the likes of John Krasinski, Idris Elba.
Yeah, a lot of big names.
Erraced it.
And I guess one, there's two covers, but in one cover, Jonathan is holding like a cavoodle, like a little puppy.
It's covering half his face.
And we're like, well, of course he's got to be hot when you hold a puppy, because it turns out.
It is the thing that will make you the most attractive, lads, in a photo, holding a puppy is number one.
Really?
Not a fish?
Get rid of those from your Tinder.
Yeah, definitely not like a moose head or a line or something.
You know, people like, yuck.
What about a snake?
I'd imagine a snake would be on there.
Like a big python or something?
No, because it brings, it makes it feel scared.
Yeah.
It's not on the top ten.
Bex has got a suggestion for things that make men more attractive when they hold it.
What would make me hot at Bex?
Hi, I reckon like a vacuum cleaner or a mop.
Nice.
You're going to do some cleaning.
Yeah.
It's not on the list, unfortunately, but I get it.
Are you thinking, are we talking stick vacuum or one of those ones with the hose?
Oh, a hose could be good.
vacuum, yeah, it could be good.
And Bax just wants to sit on the couch, having a wine, watching her man,
just do some chores around the house.
Okay, what do you reckon, Susie?
What do you think is in the top ten list that makes men more attractive when they hold it?
Their babies.
It's so beautiful.
Yeah, it doesn't even need to be theirs.
It's number five on the top ten list.
It should be number one, Susie.
I also, let me know what you think about this.
I also think that women want what they can't have.
So often when we see a man with his child
looking gorgeous, plus, oh, I can't have him.
Do you think that makes him more attractive?
I 100% agree with you there, actually.
He could be a single dad though, you know?
Oh, that's hot.
Shows nurturing commitment and long-term potential
seeing a man hold a baby.
And there's also probably some like caveman thing
about his virility and his ability to procreate
because of the guest, John's berm, got a baby.
Subconscious.
Hayden has guessed handcuffs.
It's not on the top 10, they're Hayden.
He's a criminal.
Like, he's just holding them, though.
Maybe he's not actually in them.
Number 10, Ash is going to disagree.
Dan, may not.
Number 10 is a cat.
Shows your sensitive, independent, never censor humor.
I love cats, but even though I know that there's a bit of an accent.
Okay.
Number nine is a drink.
Holding a drink.
Maybe a champagne or something.
A man holding a champagne.
Red wine showing sophistication more than maybe a beer.
No, I think for me it would probably be beer.
Yeah, because if it's like a cocktail or something, you go, I don't know.
Yeah.
Okay.
Number eight is a surfboard, skateboard.
No, I dated a surf up, the worst boyfriend you could have.
Really?
They will always love surfing more than you.
What about skaters?
No.
Avril Levine loved them.
Yeah, but she was 17.
Yeah.
You can like a skater when you're a teenager.
Things guys can hold to make them more attractive.
Number seven as a camera.
Show sophistication, your artsy.
Did you get this list off?
Chat, GBT, be honest.
That's where we get all about us.
Be honest.
A camera.
A camera. A camera could go either way, though.
They could be like an artsy guy, you know.
That's not hot, but it's a job.
What if he's got like a top knot, you know, like a...
Well, I did marry a man with a man bum, but he also has a job.
Sling a camera around him, around his neck.
And I reckon he could be on his own.
It's a bit like, I'm so anti that I just took my camera around.
Just take a foot with your iPhone, like a normal person.
Jacket slung over the shoulder at number six.
That's hot.
That shows sophistication.
It has a way to enter into this.
No, I would do that.
The hottest I ever feel is when I've got a jacket slung over my shoulder.
Genuinely, and a nice shirt on.
Yeah.
You feel like...
Jude Law.
Oh, I love Jude Law.
You know, it's sort of thing you'd do.
We got the same type, babe.
Okay, baby's number five.
Number four is a book, sign of intelligent, depth and self-improvement.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Of course you'd like that, because you're an author.
Well, I once saw a guy on a train overseas,
we're reading a book, and I was like, that's so hot and weird.
Oh, okay.
Number three, things you can hold to make you more attractive, lads, a musical instrument.
No.
I think it depends.
A guitar case called a trumpet?
Yeah.
I don't know.
spiel? No.
And number two, just
before dog, holding a puppy.
I don't know what this would be. A coffee?
Nah. Pass off.
No way. So every second man.
Maybe in Italy, if the
man's sitting there having an espresso.
They reckon
it shows calm, confidence,
routine and a modern lifestyle.
No, it's BS because every man drinks coffee, don't they?
And it could also show stress, business,
you know, like someone that's always working.
And what if it's a frape or an embarrassing
coffee.
Yeah, it was sprinkles.
All the single dude is just pulling into his head right now.
Yeah.
Can I just get a, even just the cup will be fine, actually.
I can't think of what the, if we did the reverse,
of like, things that women hold that are hot.
Okay, let's do that same time tomorrow.
But I don't, there's nothing.
Chat will know.
Chat will work it up here.
No, use your brains.
Jesus.
You just said you can't work anything out.
Some chocolate sauce.
I just don't think it can't.
Chocolate sauce.
What?
Just running through the fingers.
I shouldn't have said anything.
Chocolate sauce.
Actually, Hayden might be under something with the handcuffs.
That's true.
Yeah, yours would just all be sex things.
Okay, we'll do the women's list tomorrow.
Clint, Megan, Dan.
The Edge, 1K, E, Z, money.
Practice makes perfect.
And now you can play anytime online.
Yeah, get amongst it on Rover.
If you get 10 out of 10, you go on the draw to win a thousand bucks,
or you can play at 7 and 8 and try your hand at winning a thousand bucks that way.
10 ounces and 30 seconds will win you the cash.
You can pass, and we'll go back if we've got time,
but no repeated answers.
Playing this morning from Todonga, Ricky, good morning.
Oh my God, Ricky, that's the energy we want.
Yes.
Oh, my God, me of my daughter have tried every morning to get through.
Oh, well, that's paid off.
It's your day, darling.
Oh, my God, I hope you were.
You're a beauty therapist.
Can you administer a cheeky bit of Bowie, babe?
So I'm working towards that.
I'm a nurse as well.
Yes.
And I'm working towards.
Come on.
Right.
I'll be coming to Todanga, but it's time.
for me to take the plunge.
I only want Ricky's nimble fingers working on these wrinkles.
That's what you want.
All right, Ricky.
When you calm ourselves, get focused, your letter today is...
G for...
G for...
Girl!
Get that money.
Get that money, girl.
Okay, Ricky, starting with G.
Can I please have a girl's name?
Greta.
A movie.
George of the jungle.
Something that grows.
Graff.
Something you can give?
Yes.
A video game.
A gemstone.
Passed.
Something at the gym.
Pass.
Something you find underground.
Gold.
Capital City.
Time.
You're flying at the start.
You got the first four and then pass the next three.
You could always hear when they pass twice,
the voice just goes,
So then you find the gym, you could have just put the word gym in than anything.
Yeah.
Gym bag, gym door.
Yeah, gloves.
Maybe you're still a winner, Ricky.
We love it, though.
Yeah.
Good on you.
Okay, thank you.
Good luck with the training and all that.
Thank you so much.
Yeah, she's lovely.
Good on her.
Yeah, back again at 8 o'clock if you think you can do better.
Up next, did you hear the Bunnings hack if you want to find anything in the store?
You know how the people at work here, you ask them for, you know, where's the paint rollers?
And they go, oh, 16.
And you go, wow, how do they do it?
We know how they do it now.
Yeah, this chase blew our minds.
Crazy.
Bungings are smart.
Yeah, we're talking industry secrets over the next 10, 15 minutes.
If you want to weigh in, 0-800 the edge 3343.
Bridges Carl?
This one even blew my mind and I used to work at Bunnings.
That's good.
I had no idea about this.
Yeah, clearly you weren't a good work at the way.
Oh, it's so bad, man.
That's why I work in radio now.
No wonder you were fired.
He doesn't even know what's teaching he works on you.
Clint, Meg and Dan.
And if you've ever stepped foot inside a Bunnings,
sometimes it'd be a little overwhelming,
going, I'm here for like one thing where the hell is it?
And you ask somebody and they go,
Isle 26?
And you go, how do they do that?
That's the magic power of any Bunnings worker.
They just know where anything is.
Pinpoint it.
I will say, if you are going to Bunnings,
the best thing you can do is have the Bunnings website up on your phone
because you just type it in
and it tells you which Isle and Bay their item is in.
No, it's so good, eh?
It's so helpful.
Someone texts through yesterday.
This is an incredible fact about Bunnings Warehouse.
They said Bunnings fact.
Pretty much every store is laid out the same way.
In order of building a house, that's why it's easy to guess where everything is.
So it's timber on one end and plants in the other end.
Because plants is the last thing you do.
The last thing you do is put the plants in, an outdoor furniture.
So if you kind of have a rough idea of the process of how a house is built, you'll be all right.
If you have no idea, you're still bugger.
Yeah, but just ask them, but they're so helpful at Bunnings.
Whoever came up with that idea is a genius.
That is incredible.
I wonder if Middard 10 mega is the same way.
You know, because who came first?
Miter 10 mega were Bunnings.
I think it was Bunnings.
I don't know that, actually.
I mean, you've got a 50-50 shot of being right, I suppose.
Because I think minor 10, from now I think about it as a similar layer.
It would be.
Yeah.
The amount of times in the following four years that I've had a son,
that I've just taken them to Bunnings when I'm out of ideas.
And it's his funnest place.
The playgrounds, but also the tools.
the paint swatches
he loves to go and just choose some paint swatches
and he gets to take them home with it.
That's so annoying when you go there
and you're trying to get a swatch and they're all gone.
You know, just kids running around with them.
My wife, speaking of industry secrets,
my wife Hannah, she used to work at a cinema
and she used to work behind the counter
and she told me that every night,
I don't know if this still happens, by the way,
this was 10 years ago.
Every night at the end of the shift,
when the cinema closes,
they'd get the popcorn machine, empty it out,
and put it into a big plastic rubbish bag.
Good.
Get rid of it all and get a new...
Uh-huh.
You'd think so, Clint.
But the next day,
because instead of wasting that popcorn
that had been in the machine all day,
they'd tip that rubbish bag back into the machine
and reuse the day-old popcorn.
And then charge $20 for a bloody bag.
And just heat it again.
Yeah?
Not repop it.
Isn't that interesting?
I don't know if it's still happening.
Disgusting.
That's the sort of stuff we want to hear today.
Yeah.
Industry's secrets.
And we can put you on the voice,
disguise are, we can make you anonymous
if it's a really juicy industry secret.
You've heard the urban legend of the man that worked
at the bread factory.
No. It was like this bread factory,
I think, in Australia. Yeah.
And he had a big night. Yeah.
On the Razz.
Yeah. He came and hung over.
Yeah. Accidentally threw up inside one of the vats of the bread.
Yeah. Didn't tell anyone.
Yeah.
It went out and sold as bread.
So it was sour, though, because the vomit made it sour.
That's how Sousaldo started.
Everyone was like, this actually isn't too bad, and then he had to come clean.
Don't know if that's true.
I saw it on Reddit.
If you guys did that whole story for a long gag.
No, you weren't in on that, Ash?
No.
Good, okay.
We are talking industry secrets this morning.
I would hunt with the edge if you've got one, maybe a profession you used to work in.
If you still work in it, you want to us to disguise your voice, we can do that.
Oh, there is some whistleblowers listening to the show today.
It makes me not want to ever eat outside my house.
They'll never get some of these texts.
A lot of stuff going on.
The massage therapist that texts in saying,
can you clean your butt before getting a massage?
I can honestly smell seven out of ten butts.
That just makes me want to throw up.
That's disgusting.
And I don't even think she's a bum massager.
No, but if you're doing glutes and hamstrings.
That is just foul.
I used to be a flight attendant,
and if someone was really rude to me,
I would go and reset their in-flight TV screen.
And I, every sporadically, every now and then I just
reset it so they couldn't watch their movie
and they have to start to the beginning and then scrub
all the way in again. She's been pretty petty
but just don't piss off flight attendants.
Fair enough. We've got a few people on the line. One of them
Clint, if you could put on voice disguiser.
Line two? Yeah. We're going to call you
Gene. Good morning.
Good morning.
Okay, so you're on voice disguiser.
So you worked at a buffet
restaurant. What would they do there?
Yes, so
all like the burgers
and patties that wasn't easy.
him that night
in the morning
we would chop them up
put in water
so get some mushy
and then turn that
into the chili
that everyone loves.
I think really
it's only like a burger
that was made
the day before.
Yeah it's probably fine.
No no no
because it would arrive
they're cooked and frozen
and then they heat it up
to make it a burger
and then no one eats it
so they chill it overnight
and then they reheat it again.
You can't be heat and mate
three times.
Disgusting.
Okay we're going from
food industry, to the hair dressing industry.
Morning, Sammy, what are you blowing?
I mean, whistle blowing.
Morning.
Morning.
Okay, what do we need to know next time we're getting out here?
Cut or coloured?
Yes, especially coming into Christmas season,
make sure your hair stylist has got the colour of bleach
because my old colleague would,
whenever we would run out,
she would go to pack and save or woolies,
get the colour and bleach and then
still charge clients
three, four hundred bucks.
So just $12 like pack die.
Oh my goodness.
Yeah, yeah.
You just want to make sure you don't put those crappy plastic gloves on as well.
Yeah.
It's very amateur.
Yeah.
I reckon that's just the tip of the iceberg with the hairdressing industry.
I almost don't want to take the next caller
because it's going to put me off ever having a pie ever again.
Morning, Sarah.
Oh, yeah.
Are she not needing to be voice disguised?
No, I don't think she's on a voice discosite.
Hi, I don't work here no more.
It's fine.
Yeah, girl.
Where did you used to work and what did they do?
So I used to work at a bakery and they used to recycle the chicken from the two-day-old sandwiches.
And so also the seven-day-old panini and like cook that up into the pie mix.
So that chicken would be repated at least four times.
What?
Seven-day old paninis.
Why does the panini last longer than the sandwich?
Gosh.
I used to get in a big fight with the boss for, like, binning them.
Wow.
So you'd throw it out because hygiene, and he'd be like, it's still good.
Five second rule, five second rule!
One week, agree.
The old bin chicken pulling them out.
Did you ever get people, like, come back saying, like, you gave me, like, food poisoning?
No, which was surprising.
They were butter chicken pie, so I guess he had it with the curry.
Oh, God.
Oh, you wouldn't get that at Z.
I'll tell you that for nothing.
I don't know if they want to be...
Yeah, fresh.
Even though you're big-upping them.
Yeah, that's fresh.
But if they want to be associated with this segment?
There's a lot...
That's what...
Most of the stuff that we're getting through
is like cost-cutting, eh?
Yeah, you know, like trying to save, cut corners that way.
And another one, I think a lot of us know this,
but it's good to remember.
Someone said, I used to work in a boutique hotel.
They never wash the comforters,
which are like the heavy blankets are gone on top of the beds.
It's the same with all the throw pillows.
If you can, hundreds, maybe thousands of people have lay on those things
and they've never been washed.
The first thing I do when I go to a hotel is I take all the throw pillows,
all the comforters off, put them in the corner, so no one touches them.
Yeah, I might start down now.
Yeah, just that's a good idea.
And you know what people get up to in hotels.
Oh.
They don't treat them like their house.
We threw out the question, how much would you pay to find out if your partner was cheating,
for sure or not?
Turns out the price is about 30 bucks a month.
Cheaterbuster.com.
We got the boss's credit card.
We got a subscription and we said,
we'll put your partner's face into the website
and then using AI, it scours all the dating websites
to find out if they exist on any of them.
Bring it on.
Too many people wanted us to search their partner.
We have the results as to whether or not they were or weren't cheating.
Come on.
Next.
Oh, my God.
You're so right, Ash.
I feel like we're on Ricky Lake.
Me too.
What Jerry Springer?
Yeah.
Jerry.
Jerry.
What was it security guards name, Steve?
Yeah, something like that.
When Steve would have to get in with Steve, Steve.
God, that was cool.
Do you just bring her past away a couple of years ago?
Oh, okay.
Well, there's a website you can jump on called cheaterbuster.com.
You can pay 30 bucks a month, and every week it will scour the internet using AI
to try and find your partner on other dating websites under a different name.
Apparently a million cheaters have been found.
Over, yeah, according to the website.
That's at the very least $30 million in reference.
Haven't you.
Unsmart.
That's unbelievable.
Anyway, we got the boss's critic card, got a subscription and we said, look, we'll punch in
photos of your partner and do the digging for you by we, I mean producer Carl.
He did, and he's given us the results for Sarah's partner.
Sarah fake name, she's on the voices, guys.
But Sarah, you were suspecting that your partner might be doing the dirty yesterday.
Yeah, so pretty much most of our relationship, there has been trust issues.
we actually went into a marriage with trust issues.
Not only for the sake of our kids, but we do love each other,
and I was promised change.
And after the past couple weeks, nothing has actually changed.
Has the last 24 hours been nerve-wracking for you?
Because we could be finding out he's a cheetah.
Yes, in a way, like, I always, like, had a gut instinct.
Because obviously, like, I met him on Tinder.
That's how our relationship started.
and he still had a Tinder after we started actually dating
so there was a bit of trust there
and he's done some fly things
since we've actually been together
especially just before our marriage
so I guess that's like a thing on me
but I'm too trusting, too kind and too caring
and this is why I always get my heartbroken
we've heard the story time and time again haven't we?
We still have Taylor's oldest time
yes okay well
well Sarah let's rip the band-aid off
after punching in photos of your partner
into cheetahbuster.com
and scouring the internet yesterday,
we can confirm
we did not find your partner
on any dating website.
Oh, he's not cheating or he's just really good at hiding it.
Or he says having sex with someone at work.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, to be fair, and that's good news for you, Sarah.
That's great news.
But, I mean, rookie era, if you go,
going, if you're cheating and going on the, on the sites, right?
Yeah, you're someone else listening.
Yeah, but some dudes are that brazen and just, I mean, that confident.
Yeah.
I don't know.
So, I mean, that's positive, Sarah.
I mean, if you're still checking, then, I mean, yeah, maybe, maybe this conversation needs to be had.
What do your girlfriends say?
What do the girls say about this guy?
Are they, like, stay with him?
Are they, like, kick his ass to the curb?
It's really hard because all of my girlfriends are in somewhat similar position.
Obviously, the job that my partner works, that's how I met a lot of my friends.
I'll just put it down to army wives.
I'll just say, that's all I will say.
Oh, my goodness, me.
Well, congratulations, I guess so.
I mean, it's good news.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You do deserve to feel secure in a trusting relationship.
It's what everybody deserves, and you haven't got that.
I mean, it's time to think about it.
Producego, how did the other two go?
because I know there are other people
who gave you photos of their partners
but they're not on the show this morning.
Yeah, there was like, I think seven people
who like sort of called text through yesterday
who were really keen.
A bunch of them dropped out.
So there were two others.
One of the others, I was doing the searches
and stuff like that and they called me
and said, actually, I don't, I actually don't want to know.
Yeah, and so that was cool.
And there was one other,
but I'm having private conversations
with her off here
and I would rather not see
Okay
Wow
No that's fair enough
I mean this is serious stuff
If you do find out things
That are going to seriously change someone's life
Sometimes it's better to do that private
You know what they should get
Private Investigator
I reckon private investigators find out
They need to get my friend Jess
That's all they need
She's the wheezele of the girls' group
Same as Meg
She'll do it
Unbelievable what she can find on Facebook
Yeah, crazy.
Okay, we'll get a schedule update next,
and then Danita in your song, Postcode playlist.
Dan puts on his Ed Sherrim pants.
He's kind of doing a bit of like singing rapping.
Nice.
I would say he's more of a vanilla-ice guy personally,
but if you want to be as kind as the call him into Gary.
I reckon it's two puck pants.
It's definitely not those.
Clint McGinn Dan.
Oh, my gosh.
Gossip of entertainment.
Clint Megan Dan with Ash London.
Scandal.
There is a new show out by Ryan,
Murphy, who's the guy behind Glee.
I get why Sarah Paulson
and Kim Kardashian are in it. Yeah.
Because he did American Horror Story.
Of course he did. I forgot that.
And he's worked with both of them.
So he makes these
kind of big budget,
a lot of people call them camp
in a sense that they're costuming,
the drama, they do these kind of big
production and because of the money
which is why he can get the likes of Kim Kardashian.
The new one's called All's Fair
and it follows a team of
high profile, very wealthy
female divorce lawyers.
Here is a bit of the trailer.
Boy, do I love coming here.
Walking down that hallway is shaped like a clown,
Survex.
Black May West, as much as I'd love to continue to exchange,
pleasant cocktail pleasantries.
There is a war to be won.
It's all very dramatic.
And Kim Kardashian features in the trail.
And even when you're watching the trailer, you're like, I mean, she looks good.
But the acting is a little bit stilted.
I wouldn't have thought it would be hard because she is a lawyer.
So, and she's playing a lawyer.
She's not a lawyer. She just has a law degree.
Oh, right.
She's on the bar.
She's like the practising a lawyer, I know.
The reviews are out, guys.
Shall I read some of the excerpts from the reviews?
Oh, no.
Okay, this is from the Hollywood reporter.
Not even Glenn Close can save this Ryan Murphy disaster from its dismal plots,
clueless characters, and the,
worst kissing scenes ever filmed.
She then called it brain dead.
The Telegraph said
Ryan Murphy is the high priest of
tacky tasteless television and
he has outdone himself with a show
of mind-bending horror, shorter
trigger nightmares in the unsuspecting
viewer. It's a one-star
review. I don't understand how the kissing can be
bad. Like it's filmed so you get to do it
again and again and again and surely
these big stars
have made out more than two or three times
in their life. You'd think so, eh? Variety
He said, All's Fair is a clumsy, condescending take on rah-rah girl-boss feminism,
half-baked even by the standards of an over-extended Murphy who co-created the show with Bobba, blah, blah, blah.
It's interesting because he's had some real hits, as I said before, American Horror Story.
Yeah.
He also did nip-tuck, which was of huge.
Did he do nip-tuck?
Yeah, he was behind it.
That was like 25 years ago.
Yeah, it was one of his first.
He did Dharma, which was on Netflix a couple of years ago now about Jeffrey Dahmer.
So he has had some good stuff.
He obviously knows what he's doing.
Yeah.
But a lot of fans.
have now come out since watching and say, guys, this isn't like high drama.
This isn't something that we should be dissecting.
It's camp, it's fun, it's the outfits, it's the one-liners.
Can we just enjoy this and not have to like over-intellectualize everything?
And I think that there's a point to be made about sometimes you just want to sit down
or watch something entertaining.
Yeah.
He's also did the American crime story stuff, the one about Kardashian, what was his name?
Robert Kardashian.
I love that with Ross from Friends.
Yeah.
So he's had some hits.
He knows what he's doing, doesn't he?
Yeah.
Okay, what's this clip I've got of Kim Kardashian talking about potatoes?
Yeah, so she's doing the press tour,
and one of the UK radio stations did this thing
where they send someone's grandma in to do the interviews.
So there's English grandma sitting down with Sarah Paulson and Kim Kardashian.
And you're a big fan of Jacket Potatoer, ain't you?
Who?
Do you like a jacket potato?
What is that?
I really want to know if you like a jacket potato.
I don't know.
I don't know what a jacket potato is.
You don't know what jacket potato is?
What is a jacket potato?
It's a potato cooked in the skin.
Oh, I love that, yeah.
What's your filling?
What feeling do you like in a jacket?
Sour cream and butter.
Oh, sour cream and butter.
Maybe bacon bits.
Oh, lovely.
You make me feel angry.
She saves herself.
I love that Sarah Polson's translating from English to English.
Yeah, what do you like in your potato?
Yeah.
The Clint Meg and Dan podcast.
From the Tepa Cape Brianger down to the dirty deep south of blood.
No town is safe.
This is your Postco playlist.
Putting together a song for everywhere around New Zealand,
everywhere.
Everywhere.
Everywhere.
Yeah, small towns, big town, cities.
Little town.
Dan's nervous.
No, I just can't talk.
I'm not nervous at all.
But can't you rap?
Because we're about to find out.
I love the fact you've gone with a rap for Daneding.
Because you've done a lot of Postco playlist songs
and haven't introduced the rap really ever.
I've done two raps before.
Where did he went?
Yeah, we did one with Ash for well.
I think it was Wellington.
Oh, yeah.
Kind of.
Yeah, no, I definitely did.
But this time, I reckon I've packed the most amount of information into a song.
Okay.
Thanks to the rap going out to Dunedin.
Are you going to put your glasses on your eyes?
Because you've got them on your head currently.
I'm going to put them on my eyes.
We've got some feedback of people suggesting some lyrics for the song earlier this week.
Stephen from Dunedin's come through a couple of times.
They have the largest liquor store in the southern hemisphere.
That's cool.
Someone's sex through the first.
Eber radio broadcast was made in Dunedin in 1921.
We have to mention 660 as well.
David Bain, the famous David Bain murders down there.
That was big.
Allegedly.
This whole time I thought you were talking about the magician.
Yeah.
That's David Blaine.
He also had very famous sweaters as well.
He had like a sweater that he was wearing when he went to court.
And it was like famous in New Zealand.
Lots of sea gulls apparently in Dunedin.
Is it by the water?
Yeah, there's a St. Kilda Beach.
Yep.
Yeah, beautiful.
there. Also, a lot of flats, obviously, with Dunedin.
There's one called Crossy Palace. Very famous one.
Lots of weather down there as well.
Great Japanese... Lots of weather.
Well, you know, like weather and all seasons in one day.
Japanese, great Japanese restaurant, Jizzow. We've been there, Clint.
Gizzo?
Yeah. Are you saying that right?
Yeah, it is.
Okay. It's interesting. I don't remember of being called that
because I would remember probably all the gags that would have followed.
I don't remember. Anyway.
Let's just hit the jams, baby.
Okay, if you're from Danedan,
love it or hate it.
0-800-the-edge, what do you think of your postcode playlist?
U-N
E-D-I-N
Yo, I'm living in Dunners with a sea-go screams
Coffee's on castle living the dream
Burning couches there with no malice
Living inside the pussy palace
Lectures have started but nobody's there
Cause they're all hung from too much gear
Walking up Baldwin if you dare
It's the steepest street in the southern hemisphere
Winter, summer, autumn and spring
You never know what kind of clothes
to bring one thing's for sure the food is bizo go and have some japanese down at gizzo yeah but kutzer and gore and gore both within an hour's tribe or maybe more from the hills of the leaf to the beautiful scene the best town in the south long left to me d u n e d i n o te poti d u n e d u n i
Yeah
Let's go
D, that's for David Bain
Mostly known for his sweater game
U for university
The best place to study universally
N, not really sure
But I think it has the world's biggest liquor store
E, yeah, there's lots of E
And some concerning amounts of pee
B, yeah, have a drink
Spades is the beer, we love to sink
I, there's sometimes ice
In 2022, it's snowing,
there twice.
Hen.
Now we're out of time.
Let's hear the spelling one more time.
D, you, N, E, D-D-I-N.
Yeah.
Come on.
Going out to you, Deney.
Oh, that was I threw my glasses off.
That was totally different to anything you've ever done before.
You're really mixing it up.
You can just do any genre, Daniels.
Well, I don't know about that.
I don't think I could do opera.
But apart for them, challenge.
We should try opera one week.
That was great.
love the, is it an acrostic poem?
Yeah, an acronym.
Yeah, yeah.
So I would say I hate Danedon with a passion.
Okay, tell us how you really feel.
But that was my favourite postcode playlist so far.
You know what, actually a lot of people came,
the reason I did the spelling theme is because a lot of people said that they can't spell
Dunedin.
They put an EAD instead of the eye and stuff.
So that's why I just made it clear.
What do you reckon, Britt?
That was actually the best.
Oh, thank you.
Do you know much about Dunedin?
No, and I've never been there.
but it was just so cool to listen to.
It makes you want to go, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
They should be playing it at the airport when you land in Deneda.
Yeah, it's a great idea.
It's a little.
Like on the plane when it lands,
maybe you can fasten your seatbelts,
cabin crew, be steady for landing.
And then...
D.
You and...
See, it's catchy.
It's catchy.
That's actually we could get in touch with Jetstar in New Zealand,
all of it.
And just every time they're flying into Christchurch,
Nelson, and they can play the Postco playlist song.
Yeah, because you know,
on Air New Zealand, they do play music after
you've landed, the music comes up.
That's what they should do.
I'm not here. Everyone's clapping along.
Producer Carl, could you get in touch with
their New Zealand, please, mate?
Definitely, bro, yeah. They'd love to do that.
Definitely going to do that. Thank you, man.
Definitely going to do that.
It's not busy enough. It's free.
Like, we won't charge them.
Oh, no, you wouldn't charge for that, would you?
No, no. It was great, mate. You nailed it.
It was awesome, Dan.
Well, don't everybody.
Thanks for all the lyrics. I mean, I don't write them, to be fair.
Yeah, I just make them rhyme slightly.
Clint Mega Dan
Lesh goal
The Edge
1K EZ money
Practice makes perfect
And now you can play anytime online
You get amongst the online game on Rover
If you get 10 out of 10
You go on the draw to on a thousand bucks
Otherwise we'll give you a thousand bucks
If you can give us 10 correct answers
In 30 seconds
7 and 8 every morning
And if you're playing along in the car
You're thinking man I'm good at this
They put me on
Just get the easy money game
On their over at
Did you get really excited and spit?
I did spit at myself
You did.
Thank you, pointing that out.
I thought I'd covered it well, but here we are.
Okay.
Plain this morning is Sasha.
Morning, babe.
Morning.
Okay, you're ready.
What would you put a thousand bucks to?
Let's manifest it first.
Probably my Bali holiday at the end of the year.
I've been a student this year, so I haven't been working too much.
So the budget is a bit low.
Face it on what I've heard, you could probably say in Bali for like an extra three months with a thousand bucks.
Yeah, $1,000 will go a long way there.
Yeah.
All right, my sweet, darling, Sasha, to get you to get you to.
Semignac, Changu,
wherever you want.
Don't stay in Kuda though.
Kud is a big...
Yeah, flying to Kuda,
then, anyway.
As you give me some tips.
Who am I to tell her how to do her holiday?
Yeah.
Your letter today is K.
K for Kuda.
You ready to go?
Are you ready to go, Sasha?
Oh, she's going back on hold.
That was just as well you checked.
I'm not sure how that happened.
Okay, she's ready to go.
All right, beginning with K,
can I have a unit of measurement?
A famous woman.
A Kate Winslet
An animal
Kangaroo
A fruit
A kiwi fruit
A sport
A
Poyaking
A famous landmark
A famous landmark
Um
Um
Time
You got a perfect school
With all the ones you answered
Five from five, we're just a little bit slow on the pace.
Yeah, pace needs to pick up, unfortunately.
Maybe if you had a minute, she could have done it.
Yeah, you would have done it.
And you do get a minute in the easy money game online on Rover.
That is true.
That's maybe your game.
You go on the draw to win a thousand bucks if you get the perfect score.
Thanks for listening and thanks for playing along, Sasha.
Thanks, Sash.
Thank you.
Clint Meg and Dan's.
Oh, what a powerful, baby.
God, this time you say, we were fizzing at the ball.
bunghole with the numbers that we had accumulated from our listeners, the luckiest numbers.
Even numbers, one person, I think they were like saved by a lifeguard at Pihar and then
somebody put a shirt on them and they had like a number, was it five on the back?
Five, number five, yeah.
It's all just connected.
And we were like, oh my God, these are the luckiest numbers in the world.
It felt like the universe was aligning for us, you know.
My lucky numbers are 9-5-2 and I looked over and the numbers that people were about to share
with us were 9 and then 5.
and then two.
We had a call ago.
As soon as you said those numbers,
I looked to the car in front of me.
She asked for a sign first.
Ask for a sign?
Yeah.
Number plate,
whatever the first three letters were,
but the last three numbers together,
nine, five, two.
Yeah, I think the universe was lying to us though
because there was all these signs.
Yeah, but maybe the universe
is actually preparing us for something else.
Maybe they're giving us the numbers for another thing.
Well, the good thing is, the good thing is.
For Saturday's draw.
Yeah, there we go.
It hasn't gone.
So last night was 36 million.
No one won, so it's jackpotted.
$40 million this Saturday.
The universe wanted us to win the 40.
Here were the numbers last night.
Let's see how many we got.
Tonight's winning numbers.
They are 25, 9, 4, 29, 40.
Bonus ball is 20, Powerball is number 3.
So 3 and 4 came out and we had 5 and 6.
Unlucky.
Number 9, we had 9.
We had 9.
Anna gave us 9.
Is that the only number we got?
I think so.
Morning Anna, you gave us the only number.
Yes, I did.
Thanks, Anna.
If not for you, it would have been so embarrassing.
Yeah.
Did you buy a ticket at all, Anna?
Yes, we definitely did.
Any winnings?
Hoping to win.
Yeah.
Hey, but no, we're going to win it this Saturday.
Of course we are.
That's why we're preparing for the Saturday.
We thought Anna about keeping your number and then getting new lucky numbers.
But do you think maybe we've just realised we thought we had the winning ticket for Wednesday,
but maybe we had the winning ticket for Saturday?
Yes, no, we're definitely going to play it again on Saturday
We're definitely going to win
Yeah, it's actually better this way
Because now, you know, we're playing for 40 million
Like you said Dan, it's better
I think what we do maybe is change around the power ball
At the end
So we can maybe come up with a creative way
Of coming up with the power ball
Is that why producer Carla's putting together
Our marble track in the background
Yeah, and it's just dropped down
It's just falling apart
Okay, so we're going to do that this morning
That's going to happen tomorrow now
It's the whole track
I'm crashing to the ground
Yeah it's quite tricky to put together
Yeah, late night
Yeah
Yeah
Halies just texted through
She said I was two numbers off
So she got like
Whatever it is
Like all the numbers except two
It only won 55 bucks
Yeah sometimes that's the way
The cookie crumbles
Yeah I guess if a lot of people are entering
Yeah
It looks like you've done well
And then just so many people have done the same
I got to strike one thing
But just give me a free line next week
Yeah
Oh that's something at least
not a full loss.
Yeah, true. All right, well, we go again, and you know the best thing, Ash,
a lot of people won't go and re-buy the ticket on Saturday because they'll get busy.
And so when we do, when with the numbers, we'll have to share it with less people.
Yeah.
That's right.
Come on, no, dude. Go buy a ticket.
That extra $4 million is a little one would definitely mean we can afford to buy Zadem and switch it off.
Exactly.
The number one goal is just.
We'll do this first.
We'll go, and then this is it.
Spice from the Spice Girls joins us on the show in about 20 minutes.
Why is that so funny?
I don't know.
You can do the sound.
Clint can do it for real.
Clint, Meg and Dan.
Mommy and Daddy have finally cut me off.
Oh, the gravy train is over.
Oh no.
Yeah.
Yep.
I have been leaching off my.
mum and dad's Netflix accounts since I moved out of home.
Oh, who hasn't, though?
Right?
No.
It's supposed to be a little other way around now as adults.
Your parents are supposed to leak off your Netflix accounts.
Oh, I think Clint's parents will be all good.
Well, it was one of those things.
They kept saying, no, Netflix's going to find out your IP and where you live and blah, blah, blah.
And I was like, I kept tearing that for ages.
Nothing happened.
Recently, it's been going, oh, this Netflix doesn't seem to belong to this household.
And I realize what's happened.
I think you can have like a house
and then a second house.
Let's say you have like a beach place
so you go over summer.
Well guess what?
Mum and Dad built a place
up north as their retirement.
Oh, good on them.
Now mum and dad effectively
are using the system
that Netflix allows you to solve
and say to my house is number three.
So every time we want to use it,
it goes, we've just sent an email
to Christine at Hotmail.com
and she needs to approve it.
Did she get Christine at Hotmail?
She must have been really early a doctor on.
Has Christine 60.
I think she's got it as.
Morning, Christine.
Good morning, guys.
How are you,
so my kids and I have been
we'd call mum,
hey, mum, can you jump on your email?
Just make it $18 a month,
darling.
Yes, you're on HD, it's 26 or something.
You drive a Tesla.
Come on.
Man.
I think mum also had the same
sort of opinion on the issue.
Yeah, well, come on, mate.
You've grown, man, you've got a wife and two kids.
Yes.
Got a good job.
Why should I be paying for your flippin Netflix?
Amen, sister.
He should be paying for your Netflix.
Yeah, well, that would be good.
That would be good.
Do you not do what I do?
Where I pay, my mum pays for my Netflix.
I do the same as you Clint, but then I pay for her neon.
Actually, yeah.
Don't you get free neon and Disney from me?
I was hoping you weren't going to remember that.
Truth comes out.
But I do remember you've been on my.
I land transport going over the Harbour Bridge for quite a few years as well.
Oh no, you mean the toll when you go up north?
Yeah, the toll bridge.
Yeah, yeah.
And so all you kids were on my toll bills as well.
And it just automatically sent mum the bill on her critic.
Oh, that's tricky. That's good.
Do you know when I turned 30 or maybe 31, 32, and I was working a great job, met Adrian.
My mum sent me an email.
And attached to that email was a spreadsheet.
and it was every bit of money
that she had lent me through my 20s.
Oh my God.
And she said, time to pay me back now.
But did you know it was alone?
Was it always like, I'll pay you back?
I'll pay you back.
Yeah, I said I'll pay you back.
I didn't think I had to.
Yeah, that's what I can you be like,
I'll pay you back,
you know, it's gross every time you say it.
It was like a lot of money.
Yeah.
I'm like, well, mum, you'll be pleased to know
I have my own Netflix.
It doesn't know me at all.
It's suggesting shows that I would never watch
because my algorithm started again.
Hmm.
Well, I'm very pleased to hear that, son.
Yeah.
You've finally left the station.
He's flown the coop.
Yeah, he's throwing the coop.
That's the one.
But then we're kids doing worse.
Oh, like, health insurance is a big one.
Yes.
I know people who are, like, in their 30s
and their parents are still paying for their health insurance.
And car insurance.
Car, all that, yeah.
And then they paid for the insurance.
Okay.
Are you still riding the Mummy and Daddy Gravy Train?
Come on.
How are you mooching?
Yeah.
No judgment.
Do you still use your dad's credit card?
Have you got like a one?
I got mummy's cards
to have my computer every now and then.
Oh, just Apple pay, like, everything.
Oh, how good.
All right.
Oh, are you like me?
And unfortunately, the gravy train
has stopped at the station
and just never got going again.
Oh, 800th year to 3343.
And you know I wouldn't be the only one.
There are lots of you.
Oh, the more.
Who's still riding the gravy train of mum and dad?
Now paying for stuff.
You're a growing ass adult.
Or we'll also take calls from people who were on the train like I was.
And now, unfortunately, I have to pay for my own Netflix.
Mum said, enough is enough.
She's sick at getting the emails saying, please confirm that this.
It is annoying.
Logging is part of your household.
And get him out.
Especially, because if you've got a holiday house or, like, you know, another place,
then you've got an iPad and a phone.
All the devices are another thing.
It all adds up.
Yeah, because we've got, like, the iPad and I was on the plane,
and I downloaded everything onto my iPad
ready to watch my shows
and I get on there and it's like
I'm already the Wi-Fi's off
and I get on there and it's like
send confirmation to this email to accept this device
and if you have all the streaming services
it's like well over 100 bucks a month
It's very expensive
Someone sticks through saying
My boyfriend and I live in his parents' pool house
Oh yeah
You're never moving out of there
Especially if it's got its own kitchenette
Morning Abigail
You're still bludging off the parents
Yeah, yeah, I am 28 and I am probably one of the biggest leeches they have ever burst.
Come on.
And what kind of stuff you're leaching?
So I bought Disney Plus or Disney, whatever it is.
My parents bought it off me because I couldn't pay it anymore, so I just get free Disney.
I get free Netflix.
They bought me a car.
I was literally saying like the other day they wanted to buy a foundation for me because I ran out
and it's like a $100 foundation.
I thought you meant like a charity foundation.
I've got my own foundation now.
Wow, rich.
Yeah.
It's the Abigail Foundation.
Yeah, I'm like, do you feel guilty at all, Abby, or are you just like, nah?
No, I'm their only child.
They brought me into this world.
They pay the taxes.
Are they rich?
Would you say they're rich?
No, no, they're not rich at all.
But they're one child rich.
You know, you do have more money if you just have one child.
Yeah, Abigail, if I gave you a $50 voucher to spend at Subway,
Would you feel guilty, though, so I could give it to the next person?
I would probably feel a little bit guilty, yeah?
Or I would give it back to my parents to say thank you for the 28 years of bills.
Now, you can give it to the next person.
Come on, see, she's lovely.
She's got it good.
I thought I was stitching her up there, but she's gone, nah.
Okay, Danny Howe, we got a $50 subway voucher for you.
All thanks to Abigail.
You go spend in store.
Thank you, I've got three kids, so that's actually.
going to help feed them.
That's great.
So you say three kids, but you're still bludging off the parents?
Well, hey, in context, all right?
It doesn't happen as often now because I also was an only child.
But my mum, like when we had twins very young at 19.
Oh, my parents, yeah, at 19 and my parents and my parents and family have been amazing.
and whenever if they needed anything
or whatever, Mum would just transfer money
and put in their sponsorship bank of mum.
Oh, that's cute.
So nice.
And it sounds like she does it not being asked.
She'll just do it.
Oh, my God.
Hey, so Danny, I'll hold there, babe.
We'll get that voucher out to you.
The Corombleu is back at participating restaurants
for a limited time only.
Alice is wild.
Yeah.
Ella, how old are you first?
25.
25.
Okay.
And what's, in what way are you?
still mootian or beludgeon?
I still get $20 automatically
deposit in my bank account for a pocket money.
How often?
How often you're getting it?
Every Monday.
Wow.
That's cute though.
As a parent, that kind of stuff is nice.
It's cute.
They can just go and have a coffee on you.
Ella, when is the last time we talked to your parents about it?
Because I suspect they have forgotten that that's an AP that goes out,
or are they very aware?
they have forgotten
that's why
yeah
absolutely
my sister was getting it too
and then they
cancelled hers
but then they must have just
forgotten to cancel mine
well I've gone
Alan needs it more than her
I'll never forget this a while ago
we were like
we were waiting on some money to come through
we'd had to like pay a big lump payment
for something right
and it cleaned us out
and we'd sold our house
and we're waiting for a house payment to come through
And we were skinned, but it was funny because we knew that we had money coming with no money.
And we're sitting around the dinner table and Adrian and his parents are at home.
And we're talking about having a bit of a laugh.
And then like my mother-in-law goes really quiet.
And she's like on Facebook, something on her phone.
And I was like, okay, whatever.
And then my phone alert goes off and she just transferred a whole lump sum of money into our account.
And then I was like, oh, and I looked at her and she just winked at me.
Yeah, French and laws go-ish.
And then she texted me, she's like, don't tell Waza her husband.
It was also in the room.
And then he's sending you money and going, don't tell my wife.
Yeah, he does not know how to log into their banking.
That's great.
Demi's 23.
She's text through.
She's still got Dad's Fuel card.
Go, Demi.
27.
Mum still pays for all of my doctor appointments.
Oh, my God.
I think I'll probably be that parent.
Let's be honest.
I want to say that I'll be like, nah, I'm cutting you loose.
And if you're one of these kids, you're not turning it down.
As is.
Clint megan.
Right now, very exciting.
The all-conquering, Spice Goals!
Well, this is a real bucketless thing that I didn't know I was going to tick off in my radio career.
Speaking to a Spice Girl, Mel C.
Welcome to the show.
Hi.
Well, I'm happy to fulfil that moment for you.
The new single, Sweat, I just watched the performance you did on The Voice Australia.
Oh, so good.
I should be surprised at this point.
after nine studio albums that you're still putting out good music.
And I really shouldn't be surprised that you've still got the abs that you had
when you were in the bloody wannabe music video.
I mean, are you living at the gym?
Or is it just so much a part of your life now that you don't even notice
when you just lifting weights in your sleep?
Do you know what?
I think now we are so much more aware of like how to train smart,
how to eat better.
Do you know what I mean?
Like in the 90s, it was all about cardio.
We didn't really know much about protein.
I feel like actually now, from years and years of being active,
from being a kid, doing gymnastics, dancing all through my life.
I don't want to be annoying, but it's just there.
It just needs a bit of maintenance.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know what you mean personally.
Yeah.
We're like, what's your secrets?
Speaking of as well, you were...
You know what?
I do work hard, but I just am one of those people that really loves it.
And it really benefits me in so many more.
ways and just physically. You know what I mean? So it's like, it's so good for my head. It's so good for my
mood. So, yeah, so there you go. Yeah, you were the coach of a Kiwi star friend of ours, Cassie
Henderson, on the voice. Of all the jobs that you've done and all the things you're invited to
be a part of, being a coach on the voice, where does that rank? Oh, do you know what? I'm so
committed to anything I put my mind to. I, you know, in my career, because you know what it's like,
right. It's a 30-year career, so there's been highs and lows. But everything I've done,
I've done it because I really want to. And of all the shows in that genre, the voice is the
only one I would want to do. Do you know what I mean? And actually working on it in Australia,
the team are amazing. Cassie is amazing. I know you Kiwis know that, right? She is such a superstar.
I feel like she's on her way already. She has a career. She's just brilliant. You were the
perfect mental for her. What was the like advice you gave her at the end? You know, like she didn't
win. What was the advice that Mel gave to her? Yeah. Would you know what? For her, it's just,
it's keep keeping on and it's not like, although it's hard, isn't it? Because it is a
competition. But, you know, the reality is she, she ticks all of the boxes. She's smart. She's a
songwriter. She can sing so brilliantly. She's a musician. She's just it. Yeah, she's got it all.
She's got so much charisma as well. So, yeah, for me, it's just, you know, keep on.
this path and a show like the voice she's had so much more exposure though it's only a positive
thing for her so i'll be you know i'll always be there as a mentor for cassie as long as she wants
me all right next what did male sporty spires think of uh victoria beckham's documentary
when she talks about the spice girls and how she lost the love for it which is why i think
there will never be a five per five girl spice girl reunion ever again especially not now this is
lady victoria true will they get back together maybe as a four and um what's it like being left off
the group chat.
It's all coming up next.
Wannabe Spice Girls on the Edge.
What a song, eh?
What to be their lover?
What are you got to do?
You got to...
Slammy body down and wind it all around.
Okay.
I'm always slimy body down.
I don't know what it means.
Slan, like a dance move maybe.
Yeah.
Well, Sputty Spice Mel C.
Has a new song, Sweets out now.
You may not realize this, but I'm a bit...
Oh, I am younger than you,
but I feel I'm in the same zone of when like you were kind of
came into the zeitgeist as a spy school
and you had the sneakers, right?
And then it got to the clubbing years
and everyone was clubbing in these skyscraper high heels
so uncomfortable.
Now, girls are hitting the clubs,
dressed as you pretty much.
And if I were you, I'd be like,
I am responsible for chicks being comfortable at the club.
Are you taking that as your own?
Everybody, you are so welcome.
I've been telling my daughter this for years.
I remember about five years ago, we went into Urban Outfitters.
I think I did a business store you have there,
but we have it here in the UK and in the US.
And it basically was my wardrobe from the 90s.
And I was like, literally, your mum started this.
Yeah, whatever, Mom.
So, yeah, I feel, I think the Spice Girls, in so many ways,
we do feel very proud of the legacy.
And mine is women are comfortable.
Come on.
allow it to be comfortable.
Thank you.
I bow down and I thank you.
What is the biggest pitch me moment in your career?
Because as you said before, there's been so many highs.
And what was the moment?
It could be Spice Girls. It could be later than that.
Where you were just like,
how is this my life?
So many. And they continue to happen.
Meeting people like Nelson Mandela.
Playing Wembley Stadium.
The Olympics, London, 2012.
I mean, the list is endless.
And at the moment, there's a lot of spy skills chat
because Victoria Beckham's got a three-part documentary series on Netflix.
And so she's talking about all the highs and lows and the spice girls.
I think we just had like no idea of the scrutiny around your lives
and how quickly you were just thrust from five girls that nobody knew
to all of a sudden you can't go anywhere without security.
And the media feeling like they owned you and could get away with anything.
Honestly, so many situations.
I think the saving grace of being a spice girl is that there was five of us
and one of them was Melby.
She didn't take any shit
You know
And we all had each other's backs
But absolutely
I think just culturally then
Like in the 90s and the noughties
The British tabloids were ruthless
And they were on us
And not just as spice girls
Anyone in the public eye
It was incredibly misogynistic
You know
And it was looking back
It's shocking the things that was said
Or the things we were asked
Or the things we were expected to do
You just, it just wouldn't fly these days, no way.
Like that scene where Victoria Bickham gets weighed after she's just had a baby
to see if she's lost the baby way?
I was like, how?
It's wild.
It's wild.
And, you know, I would be, that didn't happen to me.
But I would be like, now you'd be like, fuck up, wouldn't you?
You'd be like, why would you agree to do that?
It's crazy.
Your bond must be so strong with the other girls as well.
Like, how often are you guys talking?
I mean, the group chat's been spoken about before.
I got in trouble, didn't I, because I did the thing where,
because you don't know if you're not in one of the group chats, do you?
And I just, I'm not daft.
Do you know what I mean?
There's one. Someone's missing off one of them.
You know what I mean?
And you're going to be one of them.
But Emma wouldn't have it.
She was like, no, there isn't one.
There isn't one without you.
I'm like, yeah.
I love it.
Well, we love you, sister.
Thank you so much for everything you've given us over the years for being such a champion.
You're awesome.
You're the best.
We can talk to you all day.
We can't wait to see what's next for you
and to see you as an 80-year-old with abs still.
I'll have to come and see you in person.
Yeah, I'll try my boss.
Thank you so much, guys.
Thanks, Mel.
And she's got the brain new song, Sweat.
Yeah, man.
What she can get around?
Wasn't she lovely?
Like, she's great.
So, so famous.
She could easily be a bit of a dick.
But she's just so kind.
Holy shit!
You made it the whole way through.
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