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Episode Date: September 22, 2025This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Join Clint, Meg, and Dan with Ash London for a hilariously chaotic episode filled with unexpected revelations and interesting debates. Discover ...the surprising results when Clint sticks his hand in mystery boxes, the intense debate over A-list celebrities, and the heartwarming stories behind names. Don't miss the fun as the team creates a new song for Tauranga and discuss never having met a 'bad Andy'. Plus, hear fascinating anecdotes from listeners about unknown connections and surprise DNA results. A perfect blend of laughs, surprises, and music! 00:00 Welcome to the Clint Meghan Dan Podcast03:11 Cheese Toasty Debate09:57 Listener Call-Ins and Funny Stories13:52 Entertainment Scandal and Halloween Plans30:02 Best Friends' Secrets Revealed36:07 Easy Money Game and TV Show Talk37:31 Mystery Box and Mouse Traps43:54 Postcode Playlist: Tauranga Edition53:10 Easy Money Game and Challenges57:49 Debating Celebrity A-List Status01:07:43 Never Met a Bad...
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But like, clinch to the Dan and I make, where that's London.
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Come on, Ash, pull it together.
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Good morning, Wednesday.
Welcome, no school holiday break for us.
As if I don't even want to take holidays.
I hate holidays.
I just want to work every day.
Just be here work.
Push on through, baby.
That's what the battlers do.
You hear people on the farms, the people in the minds.
and the radio announcers.
The true heroes of Otero.
Here we are.
I haven't had my coffee yet, though.
And I forgot my laptop.
Okay, well, I can sort of coffee.
I'll go and make you one next.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
I was listening on the way in,
and I'm sure we'll talk about it again
with first call of the day,
that all Zed coffees are fair trade and organic.
Oh, gorgeous.
That's better than most fancy cafes
they wouldn't have fair trade organic coffee.
So I'm going to go there all time now.
Yeah.
Fair trade, organic and tasty
Because sometimes fair trade and organic
Can be a bit bleat
Yeah
As if you've ever had an experience
Where you've got all this fair trade
Organic coffee's bad
Well no, not always coffee, other stuff
Oh, that's fair enough, yeah
Tea
Anything else or just
Lettuce chocolate
Letters, organic lettuce is delicious
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Oh my gosh
Now usually we do us against the playlist right
because there is something that's scheduled in,
which is...
Hard to beat.
It's my least favourite one-D songs of all the radio singles.
It is, eh?
I wouldn't say this is their best.
What would be their best?
I like perfect.
I like history.
I like best song ever.
Best song ever.
Let's play that way better.
Best song ever is like such a great bop,
isn't it?
Especially to start the day.
Yeah, I agree.
Great music video too.
It's got the dude from...
Danny DeVito. That's the one.
Yeah, he's good a man.
Oh, yeah, no, like anything.
Yeah.
And I was looking up day in music, which I go to every day,
and it's like, you know, birthdays and stuff
that happened on this day in music.
Bombastic by Shaggy.
Mom wouldn't let me buy that single, and it came out.
It was rubbish.
This makes me feel old.
It came out in 1995, which is what, 20 years ago?
30.
30 years ago.
Wow.
Bostick,
turn it fantastic,
touch me on my bostic
on a bostic on a mastic on a mr. roe.
That's a throwback.
30 years ago is crazy.
Before we play best song ever up,
I wonder,
actually, I'd have a question for you.
I'm about to make a cheese,
toasty and I brought an avocado with me.
Do I put the avocado inside?
No, no, no.
Hot avocado?
Yuck.
Wouldn't that make it just kind of creamy and yummy?
No, it'll be yuck.
It'll be all.
It'll go.
So should I just put it as a side of avocado?
What I'd do is, what else have you brought in for the toasty?
Just cheese.
Okay, so what I'd do is put the cheese in the inside of the sandwich.
Yeah.
And then I would put mayonnaise.
Wow, and then mayonnaise on the outside.
I didn't bring mayonnaise, but mayo and the outside is the ultimate way to do it.
Yeah, okay, well then just some butter.
Get some butter out of the fruit.
Put it out on the thing and then spread the avocado off top.
You know what I'd do?
Yeah.
I'd take the conversation off here.
You know what?
I do kick you in the penis.
Yeah.
Haven't a bit of attitude, actually.
Nice hair, mate.
That fade's looking a bit high.
Hey, shut up.
You know I think it's high.
He's shaving out all the days.
Stop speaking into my insecurities.
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London's favorite radio.
Oh, that's my bad.
Oh, chill out, high fade.
Yeah.
Shout out to Violet, who's been listening.
We just want to say we love you, Violet.
Glad you enjoyed that One Direction song.
It was just for you, baby girl.
Yeah, you're the best.
Try for a little coffee can't shop.
I would like to read to you
the outside of a new product
that I think was in some sort of a goodie bag
I don't think I went out and bought it specifically
but I'm like, oh yeah, a serum.
Because you buy nothing and you get everything.
I'll put it on my face.
What serums do you do, Clibb?
Because I know that you take care of your skin
in the morning when you get up,
how many serums are you putting on?
Well, in the evenings I'll always do like a retinal
and then I do like vitamin C
and moisture.
You're not supposed to do retinol and fake tan.
Why?
Because the pigment in the fake tux.
Everyone knows you're not supposed to have retinol
in a fake town.
Duh.
Well, I alternate.
So I spritzed last night and I didn't retinol.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
So it's almost like I internally do know that.
Right.
Spritzed.
What a loser.
Are you asked?
I true.
Yeah, just so you said that so I could go loser.
What do you use?
Um, which is it?
Loser?
Okay.
No, I don't put anything on.
I think you can clearly tell.
You look great.
You could do a bit of Botox.
Okay.
You look great.
Could work out more, though, and get rid of wrinkles in your face.
Well, you could do with a facelift, but no.
So it's called number seven.
Oh, yeah, I don't know.
It's like N-O and then seven.
Yeah, I don't know what the other numbers do.
Number seven.
What does this do?
They're just saying stuff on the outside.
Protect and perfect intense.
What?
Then it says advanced.
Serum.
Clinically proven.
Clinically proven to do what?
Clinically proven to protect and perfect intense.
I feel like someone, this English is their second language.
Who's written that?
So it protects your skin and it perfects it.
And I would imagine that there was another version of it.
There was a normal strength.
And this is the intense version of it.
So advanced serum.
Protect and, what is it?
Protect and perfect is the name of the product.
Protect and perfect intense.
And then this is protect and perfect.
Hence, it's a higher dosage.
And it says clinically proven,
and I'm like clinically proven, still I'm unsure
what it's proven in clinical trials.
It takes fine lines and clears paws.
100%.
It's missing any of that.
It just says number seven.
I'm like,
unless it can fix a bad high fate,
it's useless to you.
I'm not telling you guys anything ever again.
In fact, the barber,
who gave me my fate,
gave me what I asked for,
but I blame you and I blame Ricky Martin.
Why?
He's trying to look like Ricky.
No, there was that photo going around of Ricky Martin
at the bloody VMAs, and I was like,
yeah, I want that. And he goes, that's higher than you.
Oh, my God, I'm going to say this once and once only on the show ever.
Gaye.
Oh, my God, did you go into a barber?
With a photo of a gay icon.
Ricky Martin and go, I want him, please.
I'm going to show you.
I mean, I get it.
He's a sexiest man alive.
You've got to shoot photos when you get a haircut.
I don't think that's the norm.
Text through 33443.
Oh, it's definitely the norm.
I get it maybe with girls.
so they might go in and go,
I want like the Jen Aniston or something.
But I very, really think that guys go in and go over.
I literally watched an episode of Friends last night,
and Monica's telling Phoebe that she wants Demi Moore,
and she thinks she wants Demi Moore or something,
and it's some other actor, and she gives her a guy haircut.
Amazing.
They're literally, and then someone else wants a haircut,
and they're literally telling Phoebe the type of celebrity
that they want to look like.
Boys in the booth.
Are we showing, not you, Carl, you're bald.
I was going to say because I've worked as a barber
and so yeah I can confirm
I reckon about 5% of guys walk in with a picture
and go I want to bat
The rest of them just go hang a bit on there
I one time went in and asked for like a similar cut to Justin Bieber
And I felt like the biggest dick
That's embarrassing
My friend Anna will never forget the girls chat
Went off once
Because she was gone
She went with her husband to the barber
And she didn't know that he brought a photo
of Bradley Cooper
So he pulls out the photo
and it then takes a photo of Gus showing the photo of the barber
and the girl's chat was like,
like it was, everyone was just rolling you.
And then I went to their house the next week
and I was like, nice haircut, Gus.
That's getting real Bradley Cooper vibes.
He would have loved that.
And his face was like, he was so delighted.
And to this day, he doesn't know that we were laughing.
I thought he would, he knew you were whining them up.
He didn't know and he was like, oh my God, thank you, Ash,
because he's the sweetest man that's ever lived.
I will say this, Clint.
I do take the piss out of it.
but it is kind of Ricky Martin-esque.
Like I will say the hair cut looks pretty Ricky-Barden.
And the tan does help.
Are you still looking for the photo?
There it is.
See, it's very high.
Oh, yeah, that's very high.
Very short.
Yeah.
Also, there's not an ounce of fat in that man's face,
and neither is yours.
Sounds like there's a little bit of fat.
I'm saying he's had work done.
He's had a facelift, obviously.
And, you know, so he looks like, you know.
Well, how old is he?
Is he 50 or something?
Yeah, he's definitely.
Yeah, well, give me 10 years.
Never say.
Wait, no, I hope we all get.
I want it to all to go to Korea in the next five years
and get the works.
Like, I've got around this Korean surgery hospitals.
Oh, wait, so you go to Turkey for the hair plugs
and you go to Korea for the face and skin.
You don't even have to have surgery.
They just have all the lasers and stuff that are probably illegal here.
Oh, my dream.
How about you two go?
I'll stay back here and we'll do like a before and after shot.
Me versus you guys.
Yeah, and then we'll come back and you'll be too old
and they'll phase you off the edge.
Yeah.
But they'll be like these two guys.
They look like they're 35.
I'm just here to eventually be at ZB.
You know I'm all working towards that.
I'm asking I be there forever.
If you take his job, can I be your producer?
Yep, yeah.
Clint Megadan.
Lesh goal!
First call of the day!
First goal of the day!
Violet joins us.
Good morning, Violet.
Good morning, guys.
How are you?
Good.
Better now we're talking to you, Vi.
Now, you love One Direction, Violet.
They are my all-time favorite event.
Me too.
Have you ever seen them live?
No, I dream of it
I know, it'd be amazing
There'll be a day
When they get back together
And RIP sadly it won't be without Liam
But I can't wait for the day
They get back together
And there'll obviously be some sort of hologram situation
They do with Liam
And your favourite song's best song ever
Were you listening to the 6am throwback
About 10, 15 minutes ago?
We dedicated it to her
Oh, okay, right, I was here
I was going to say, oh that's bad timing
Yeah, no, we did play it
Do you know, Zane
I think I'm going to talk about it in scandal
actually, Zane has announced
a Vegas residency.
Has he?
Yeah, but he's only got like two songs.
No.
He put out a whole new album, like...
Yeah, but can you name songs?
I think Zaynated.
Oh, yeah, alienated.
It was so underrated.
It didn't really get much traction in New Zealand.
Do you like Zane as a solo artist,
Violet, or are you more of an all-or-nothing kind of gal?
Oh, it depends on the kind of music.
Fair call, fair call.
Yeah, take a listen to this.
Oh, nice.
It's intoxicated
for my own.
Yeah, look, that talent was wasted in one direction.
It was.
And I don't mean that as a slight on OneD
because I love OneD more than life.
That kind of voice just needs to be singing R&B soul.
He was the best vocalist in OneD by far.
Yeah, great.
Yeah.
Well, thank you very much for calling through, Violet.
It says here you work in automotive parts.
What's the hardest automotive part to get?
If something breaks on your car,
what is the hardest part to get?
do you know what
I actually have no idea
because I don't do the ordering side of thing
so I think you're going to say
because there's never been a part that I haven't been able to find
so do you fit the parts
no no I just
put them on the shelf and then
package them in and send them
gotcha
but could you do you know your way around a car
with knowing all the parts you know where they all go
like could you fix a car
of something wrong with it
I have a partner who's really good at that.
My girl, she's got the millions to get it done.
She's got people for that.
And I respect that in a woman.
Violet, before we let you go, we have to find out what happened at the memorable party you attended once upon a time.
It was, I want to say, I would have been 16 or 17.
and we were having a farewell party
for some of our friends who were moving away
and we all decided that we were going to drink
and I was 16 or 17 minutes time
so I didn't really want to drink
and so I resorted to energy drinks
Okay, lots of cafe
That's not a good idea when you drink about five or six of them
Okay and you and what orifice of your body was affected
the rear
I can see what's happened here
too many energy drinks
and you shat yourself
yeah
she shat herself
is where that was going
and we love you for it Violet
love you to bits
we are going to give you
a Z coffee voucher
we do ask that you just have
one maximum two coffees
in one ago
because if you shoot yourself
at the Zed
I mean they're lovely people
there but I don't know how far
it's gone straight through her
if she ships herself at his end
it's that muscle memory
her body's like well I remember what happened last
I had this much caffeine.
She's had one sip, go on.
Boom.
More coffee, less milk.
Try the short and punchy magic at Z.
We'll get that voucher out to your violet
for first call of the day.
Love you, bye.
Bless you.
Appreciate it.
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Gossip and Entertainment.
Scandal.
It's all thanks to Body Effects.
Halloween's almost here.
Body effects is being New Zealand's go-to since 2003.
Face paint, fake blood, glitter.
All that stuff.
Clint lipstick.
Oh, that's stuff.
There'll be nothing that you need that they don't have.
And you'll leave there with more stuff
because you go, oh that's cool
Oh my God, I didn't even think we could do that
Is anyone having a Halloween party this year
That I can, I don't know, use that as an excuse to dress up slutty
Well, we were talking about dressing me up as Miss Doubtfire, remember?
Yes.
And putting like full face stuff on.
That's like the opposite of slutty.
Should we do a little competition maybe for Halloween
who can organise the best costume?
Well, Megan and I were thinking you've gone into a party dress as the top twins.
She'd be jewels and I'd Linda.
I'm Linda.
What are they from?
They're like a couple of really iconic New Zealanders.
They're sisters and they're yodel.
Oh, they're the best.
And both, sadly, not very well at the moment.
Oh, more power to them.
They're the untouchable girls.
They're iconic, amazing New Zealanders.
Well, today's scandal, Zane Malick has announced
he's going to be doing a limited run of residency shows
Adelby Live in Las Vegas.
Just 11 days in Vegas.
I ain't nothing wrong with that, baby.
So it begs the question, first of all, you're going to Vegas.
You can choose any artist dead or alive to do a residency.
Who's a gombie?
Well, you can't go past old MJ.
I mean, before he was cancelled, like if he had done a residency,
I know he was working on a residency, not in Vegas.
It was in London, I think, at the OTA Arena just before he passed away.
And it was sold out a year before it started.
People would be flying in from all over the world to see him live.
So, yeah, I think Michael Jackson would probably be one up there.
I'm dying of jealousy that you've seen Celine Dion.
I've seen her twice in Vegas.
Oh, my.
I've seen her four times in total.
Yeah.
I saw her at once with my uncle, who's like a huge Celine Dion fan.
I got free tickets, and then it was like 40-minute drive out of the town.
So we went to a nice restaurant.
We made a night of it because I love my uncle, love my uncle.
And we get there, and he's obsessed with Celine.
And she does his favorite song.
I can't remember what it was, like three songs.
He goes, right, I'm ready to go.
And I was like, what?
He's like, I've seen my song.
He's like, I've been all coming back to me now.
She usually does that soon.
Oh, my God, he knows.
She usually opens with power of love.
Then goes into like, I'm alive.
And then she usually does, because you love me.
And what's your favorite of all the Celine?
What's the biggest, the best moment, do you think?
Goodness, it's like choosing your favorite child.
I'd probably go power of love.
Oh, my own lady.
It's just so powerful.
It's such a great ballad.
And she's just so good at it.
Who would you see, Clinton?
Hmm
Hanson
Do you know you see the boys now
Because they're grown
And they strip it back
And they do it all acoustic
And I'm like
The nostalgia with the new way
That they're doing
I reckon it'd be a hell of the time
So let's say
It's a nostalgia tour
And it's like
It's a full line-up
It's like Friday jams
But just for like 90s
Our music
Hans and a first on a bill
Who else are we getting?
Bahamim
They're gonna be the
Yeah
I'll let's a bar him
They came out and do who let the dogs out once.
They come up and do.
All ideas and good ideas.
Maybe.
Obviously we want a bit of Backstreet Boys,
but just one or two songs.
Maybe could we get like a Brian McKnight?
I was literally about to say him.
Of course you were.
Because you want some like, you know, some like R&B,
same old R&B, six and most.
Yeah.
That would be the best show ever.
Some old school usher.
Urshire.
Especially if, like, Incinct got back together.
Like, just did a couple of songs with Justin.
And you'd have to have the bomb funk emcees there.
Freestaller.
Rock a microphone.
Yeah.
Some great iconic, like, one-hit.
Just a one-hit wonder tour.
Yeah, you want to start with the one-hit wonders early on the evening.
So your bomb funks and your bar hamans, maybe a bit of Lou Vega mumbo number five.
It would be too expensive, I think, to get them all there.
But a one-hit wonder tour would be great.
Too expensive, as if they'll all do it for free.
They'll all jump at the charts, quit.
They like to fly them all in.
A combination just to do one song?
It's paid your own flights.
Yeah, they'd be so good.
But yeah, the true 90s, like,
NSB, they need to just, like, swallow their pride
and just do a reunion tour together.
Yeah, I imagine.
Just cover all your bases.
Maybe a bit of, um, uh, crazy town.
You're my butterfly, sugar, baby.
Sugar A maybe every morning, Sunday morning, whatever's called.
Oh, there's so many.
Like, that whole era of like early 2000s, late 90s,
It was just one at wonders, wasn't it really?
Everybody was just throwing shit at the wall, seeing if it's stuck.
Save to name.
Uncle break of dawn.
Uncle Cracker.
Remember him?
Follow me.
I think Uncle Cracker ended up, was it he or maybe I'm just thinking of Kid Rock
that was like the only artist on the planet that would play for Trump.
No, that was Kid Rock.
I reckon Uncle Cracker was still Trump.
Maybe he is.
I mean, he sounds like someone that would be.
But Uncle Cracker, he had a couple of hits.
Yeah, he did.
He had a drift away as well.
Me the beat boys
And free my soul
I want to get lost
In your rock and roll
And drift away
In a few
Yeah
Follow me
Everything is all right
You'd risk you and smile
And stuff that are
They're not ringing a bell
To start ripping through those
Can I just have a little bit of
Just the start of back at one
Brian McKnight
If it's in the system
I've got a really testing
Searching skills here
As you can find anything
It's this song
It's so romantic
Now at the start
Oh, okay.
She's very specific.
Yeah, but I know what I want to hear.
Oh.
Oh, it's so sexy.
God, his voice is like cream.
Yeah, it's just beautiful.
One of the greatest renditions of the American National Anthem for a game
is him with his two sons.
Oh, you've played that for me before I got goosebumps.
Yeah.
Unreal.
How talented is his family is.
Nick's text or a suggestion, new kids on the block need to be there.
The Finn brothers, I mean, I wouldn't say they were a win-hit one.
But I guess they would be great there.
One day, maybe for my last day on this show in November,
maybe just for the 6 o'clock hour,
we should be allowed to program all the music
and it's just all 90s, like, sexy songs and slash boy band hits
with a bit of lame-mise thrown in just be your own.
That would stick out like a sore thumb.
Poor Jack Honeybone at home having a mentee bee.
Clint McGon Dance.
Stinky Boo.
It's Clint McGon Dance.
All right, what's you got?
What needs to be on your radar for Tuesday?
I'm opting out of this because I do scandal, so.
That's fair.
I've got to come up with two and now third.
Hey, Clint, she does two things that she has to come up with on the show.
Three, too much.
And also, people might not know this.
I have another radio show that I go every day.
I'm not supposed to talk about it, but I do.
And she's a mum.
What else do you expect from her?
That's right.
And I've got someone that comes to the house and take care of my child
and make dinner and my mum's here at the moment.
So I already have two people helping me full time.
Hey, you're not helping yourself now, no, okay?
I was trying to stick up for you, but now it's getting harder to do.
This is where Dan just starts to slowly back away from the argument.
Look, I'll smoke screen this with Jimmy Kimmel.
Great.
Who has been cancelled, not cancelled, but a show has been by ABC,
which is owned by Disney.
Huge, massive conglomerate.
Yeah, yeah.
With $200 billion, Disney.
And because he's been cancelled, Jimmy Kimmel,
very popular night show host over in the States.
worldwide as well. A lot of people are
canceling their Disney Plus subscriptions
because they're like, I'm boycotting Disney.
Yeah, I did it. Yeah. I then realized I had
two Disney Plus account, so they're losing
23 bucks and a month for me. I'm sorry
Jimmy, I stand with you, but it's school
holidays, mate. I ain't getting rid of Disney. In two weeks
you can. And there's a lot of big celebrities
that have said the best thing to do is
to boycott and cancel Disney Plus. So I'm
kind of with Clintas, it's pretty good.
But they have lost
over the last five days
since they've cancelled Jimmy Kimmel's show. Can I
Can we guess?
Okay.
I'm going to say 300 million.
Okay.
Two billion.
Oh, that's...
What?
What?
Nearly four billion dollars.
Just in subscriptions.
Just in subscriptions.
Power to the people, man.
Mm.
See, that is powerful.
That's better than ranting about it on socials.
Just...
But wait, I thought Jimmy Kimmel got stood down
because Donald Trump intervened,
but if they were owned by Disney,
I thought they were a separate company.
No, no, no, because the power of mediaship,
ownership laws and media laws
in America, as with everything at the
moment, I'm so heavily influenced by
the president who seemed to just
use his power to infiltrate
and influence everything. It's the thing, like, you know how we've
got the Broadcasting Standards Authority
in New Zealand, like a Fash London, again,
says the F word on here. We get in trouble.
And over in America, it's called the FCC.
Eminem talks about it in one of his songs.
Well, the FCC won't let me be is let me
be me. Yeah. And so
they're the ones that
the governing body. And so they've put
sort of suggested that needs to be pulled off here.
But yeah, it's hopefully he will come back.
They haven't fully...
Why would he want to?
Honestly, you'd just be like, screw you.
Replace me with some idiot, whatever you want to do.
I'm going to Netflix or I'm going to YouTube or however you want to do it.
I think the networks, the one thing we will learn from this
is that networks do not have the power.
They think they do anymore.
And they are creating their own coffins and demises.
And also today, a celebration is bisexual.
Day today in the International Day to recognize
and celebrate the bisexual community
and history and culture.
That's great.
Is anyone here bisexual? No.
No. I kind of wish I was.
Me too. Options. And like opens up your
world. I know, but I really
I haven't even tried to be honest. I just really
don't. Maybe you could.
No, I'm married now. No.
I do feel sorry for men though because I think
girls are like society allows us
to like dip our toe in and try
but if a guy dips his toe in once
he's gay. You know what I mean?
on fair.
She should be able to do any part of her body in.
We're talking about the bomb show you found out
about your bestie coming up after seven.
And I have one of my best meets
I thought was lesbian the whole time.
And then found out I was wrong.
She's, I'm not lesbian.
I was like, what?
She's like, I'm bisexual.
And then clip, we just sprayed some cologna.
I was like, I'm going to start dressing nicer around you then.
I didn't know that.
You've got issues, bro.
You got issues.
He was just scruffy around her constantly.
I was like, what?
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Canapes?
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Amuse bushes.
I will make sure there's at least a couple of moos bushes.
Do you know what Amu's bush means?
It's the best translation.
So for those who don't know, an amuse bush is like a little hors d'oeuvre that you just pop in your mouth.
Yes.
And amuse means to amuse or like to make happy.
And bush is your mouth in French.
So it's just a little thing that makes your mouth happy.
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Tony from West Auckland. Morning, Tone.
Good morning.
Okay. All right, Tony, I'm going to go through the rules with you
quickly before we get into it 30 seconds. If you can give us 10 answers
starting with the letter Ash gives you, you'll leave with a grand in the hand.
You can pass if we've got time, we'll come back. Just no repeated answers.
If you do repeat one, just find a new one.
All right, Tony.
I love you, Tony. I've gone through. I've made some edits because I'm so
desperate for you to win the thousand. I see you and your husband can go and blow it in one
go. As you said, you deserve it. Are you ready to go?
Amazing. Thank you. Yep, absolutely.
Your letter today's F, F4. Far out, Tony's one hot piece of ass.
Hey, don't.
I can say it, girl to girl, I'm allowed.
Okay, okay.
Okay, starting with F, can I please have a TV show?
Friends.
Something hot.
Prize.
A musical instrument.
Flute.
A country with beaches.
Finland.
A four-letter word.
Fuck.
An animal.
It's okay, an animal.
Oh, my God.
Something you'd have for breakfast.
Oh, God.
Something you'd have a breakfast.
Um, fries.
I can't say fries.
Pass.
A musical group.
Oh, time.
Yeah, look, I think the F word, that's on me.
Before it said a five-letter word, and I thought that's too hard.
So I made it a four-letter word.
There's other four-letter words apart from what.
I didn't even think that, of course, you were saying.
But that's fine, we would have accepted it.
But I feel like it threw you after that, Tony, didn't it?
Just a little bit.
I'm so.
You were flying, though.
It's six in a row and in the past.
I actually don't think, Tony, you were even thinking.
You were just saying stuff and it was working for you.
Yep.
Next up would have been a musical group.
You could have said Fallout Boy, 5.
Something in the ocean could have been a fish.
So look, let's just tell ourselves.
that you weren't going to get it ever
and we'll feel better.
Maybe don't do it in a four little word again.
Yeah, that's on the hour.
I respect that.
That's not on us, Tone.
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Clint Meg and Dan.
Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon,
really good friends in real life.
They do a show together called The Morning Show,
which is on Apple TV Plus.
So good.
Yeah, I haven't seen the latest couple of seasons,
but there's a new one that's just come out.
I watched the first couple and they were quite good,
but then it kind of got weird.
Once Steve Correll left, it wasn't as good.
Yeah, well, he died at the end of, was he...
Died, Spoil it for people.
It's been out for four years.
Also, they've been working together since ages back.
She was in friends.
She was in friends.
Of course.
So they're really good friends in real life,
and they were just doing an interview
ahead of the release of the new season of the morning show.
And Jennifer Aniston learned something new,
about Reese Witherspoon.
What is my real middle name?
A, Jane, B, Gene, C, Joan.
A.
Jane?
Yeah.
It's Jean.
That's confusing.
I'm Laura Jean.
Laura Jean?
That's my real name, yeah.
Laura?
Laura?
Who's Laura?
What?
What the hell is Laura?
Wait, Laura Jean.
Like, I'm not calling you.
that from now on. Come on, Laura Jean. Where did Reese come from?
It's my middle name. Oh, like Norma Jean?
Yeah, I'm like Laura Jean Reese.
Laura Jean Reese. What made you go with Reese for your acting name?
I don't change it. My name is just always Reese.
Isn't that crazy that she's only just learned about one of her best friend's actual name?
I love that though, because I want to think that we can always have secrets from people.
But you can never truly know someone. There's always a chance.
that someone can surprise you.
She said Laura is her first name, eh?
Laura Witherspoon.
Because that's her last name.
So Laura, Laura Wither.
Laura, Jean, Rees Witherspoon.
That is a long name.
Oh, you can talk, mate.
You've got more middle names than anyone I know.
That's right.
Well, I had two, and then I added one for a radio gag.
It's on you, babe.
Yeah, Daniel James Castle, Kuhn, Webby.
But...
Kewen, it's just so funny.
It's meant for Kevin, mate.
He miswrote it on the form.
Yeah, it's a long story.
What did you learn about your best friend though?
And we know, yes, we'd love to hear that your best friend is cheating.
That's great.
You got that story, call up.
I learned my best friend was sleeping by girlfriend.
Rude.
Yeah.
But I think we kind of want more things like something about them that you just never knew.
Like they've got six toes or something.
Like four nipples, you know, like Harry Stiles.
Yeah, he's got a third nipple.
Yeah.
Or like scandalous stuff, like their dad isn't actually their real dad.
Oh, yeah, good one.
Yeah.
Or they're related to you in some way.
You know, like you were best friends and then suddenly you found
out that there was some sort of close relationship
of ancestry. I love that.
Yeah. Okay. All right, what do you
got? Because you should know everything about your bestie, but
I guess sometimes we don't.
I wait under the edge 3-3-4-3.
We want to know what have
you recently just found out about your best
friend, much like Jennifer Anderson found out
Reese Witherspoon's real names, Laura
Gene Witherspoon. Yeah. She just
goes away Reese for her stage name, I guess.
I really want to get Adam on whose text three
said I found out my best mate is actually bald
and where's a toupee. We've been
would be mates for 17 years.
That must be one hell of a toupee.
Yes, but how stressful for his best mate
that he didn't feel like he could be honest about that?
But some guys are funny about it.
Like Andre Agassi.
Yeah.
Played all those years with the wig.
But it must be a good wig.
Alicia's text is wild.
I found out my partner, who I guess is my best friend,
and children are salmon, not Māori, after 24 years.
What?
How did you not know your partner, Samo?
Maybe you just have never asked, you know?
What that is mental?
What about when you go to their family and they have food?
Oh, Alicia, if you're still listening, we need the details of that.
Supporting Samoa and, like, the NRL or flags?
Like, surely it's come up once in the last two decades.
True.
Very hard to believe.
Oh, Alicia's on.
Okay, we need to please explain from her.
Okay, morning, Alicia.
Morning.
How is this slip through the cracks?
Well, my partner hasn't known as real father
So we did a DNA test
Oh, so he didn't know he was Samoan either
No
So now we get it
That's so crazy
So he didn't know his father
The assumption was that he was Māori
And then you do the DNA test
And he finds out, nope
Actually Samoan
No
Yeah, we were actually doing it to find out
What, for the kids
Yeah.
Yeah, just for them.
And then we found, we were like trying to find out their tribe
or where they come from, but a background.
And then he opened his DNA test and it said he was some on.
Unbelievable.
So we were like, holy hell.
What kind of effect did that have on him?
Because it would be strange to be told, you know,
like something that was a part of your identity was kind of not what you thought it was.
Was it upsetting to him or was he just like, yeah, cool?
Yeah, it was real upsetting.
It was, emotions were ever.
everywhere, yeah, and for the kids as well.
No, the kids have grown up.
They love their, they love their multicultural in that, but...
Have you embraced?
They've taken it on really well, though.
Amazing.
It's like, fully embracing it now.
That's awful.
That's cool.
Both amazing cultures in their own right as well.
Thank you for sharing Alicia.
Wow, that is so mad.
I really want to do a DNA test.
Yeah.
Now, April's called through as well.
April, this wasn't your best friend, but you found out your sister's dad.
Is that right?
Yes. Yeah, well, she's my best friend, but yes, my sister's dad is actually my uncle, so that's interesting.
So she's your cousin or your sister?
Pardon?
So she's my cousin?
Well, she's my sister and my cousin, because, yeah.
Wait, because you've got the same mum, but then the dad's a brother's.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
Okay, all right, let's take it up for steps, April.
How has your mother?
managed to have babies with brothers.
How did this happen?
Well, I think.
A bit complex, but, yeah, obviously things are very hush in our town,
but, yeah, it's still very traumatic for everyone,
so we kind of just don't address it.
Fecal.
Are the family still as close as they used to be?
No, of course not.
No way.
Yeah, wow.
Well, it's a great story to tell the grandkids, though, isn't it?
Yeah, I suppose the brothers, they just got the same taste of women.
Yeah, exactly.
Thank you.
Great story, yeah.
Yeah, thanks April.
And Angela, we'll finish with you.
Angela, what did you find out about your best friend?
Hey, good morning, guys.
Not enough.
Oh, can you hear me?
Yeah, right.
Yeah, loud and clear.
Oh, perfect.
One, I love your show.
You guys are great.
Oh, thank you.
I only just found out that two years ago,
one of my best friends had only just ate broccoli.
That is.
And we're now early 30s.
Yeah, that's just as serious as someone finding out
that their sister's actually their cousin.
Just as shocking.
That's not worse.
Angela, wow, why hadn't she had broccoli for 30 years?
I don't know.
There's quite a few things that I find, like,
I'm not going to name her, because I don't want to feel embarrassed.
Yeah.
But she had only just recently found her about pepperoni pizza, too.
We're missing out.
Is she from the same places, April?
Yeah.
It seems like...
Wow.
I mean, broccoli, I sort of don't understand, because that's a staple, really.
Like, you always go to the supermarket, I always pick up a broccoli whenever I'm there.
It's such a simple one to cook.
Wow.
I told my son that if you don't have broccoli, your muscles disappear, like the atrophy.
So now he's, like, obsessive they're eating broccoli.
We should do a phone at once, like, what food have you never eaten?
Like, it's such a lame phone up, but I think it would be saff on.
You used to have a producer at this place that never had an egg.
My best friend...
Never.
He still prides himself on being able to say he's never eaten a full banana.
And I'm like, now he just goes out of his way to never finish one.
He'd be like, never eaten a full one.
Oh, so he's had a, he's had half one.
Yeah, he's had a banana, but he's like, I never had a full one in my life.
He just doesn't enjoy them enough to have the full one.
And no one needs that bit at the bottom, that little black pointy bit.
How's this from Tanya?
Because I said I wanted to do a DNA test.
She said, hi, hi, Ash.
I've just tried to send off a DNA test, which goes to the states with the new tariffs.
it will cost $145 to post.
You'll never know your past.
You'll never ever know.
Clint, Megan Dan.
Dalla bills, y'all.
Thanks to West Bank, we can help sort out your horror bills
and get it completely paid off
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And the lucky person that could be having their debt,
Hey, this morning is Mia. Good morning, teen.
You're in Todonga and you've got a credit card bill that's how much?
Oh, it's $1,500.
Damn, girl.
Okay.
What have you been spending or charging up on the credit card?
Well, we're not so long ago came out of hardship,
so it was groceries and it was stuff for my son,
and it was a really stupid idea, but what we needed in the moment.
Yeah, no, that's fine.
You've got to do what you've got to do.
No judgment here.
After hearing that, Dan, I reckon you'd probably put your hand in anything, mate, to get that bill paid.
I would, but I don't...
Who would you like to choose to put their hand in the mystery box, Mia?
Clint, Clint, Clint, Clint, Clint.
Come on, Clint, you're going to have.
Yes, come on.
Oh, I can't let me it down.
I've never seen...
In over a week, I've never seen producers jumping up and down all giddy in the booth
are so excited about what's in the box today.
Yeah.
Yeah, blindfolds going on.
I hope it's not too bad.
Who cares, Mia, you need to get your bill paid off.
Okay, the doors open, clapped, and your blindfold's on, they're bringing in the box.
It has been put down next to you, and I will say this is the worst one.
Yeah, absolutely.
And this is not some radio go.
I can't even see the credit card, guys.
Now, Mia.
Should I, um, go fast or slow?
I would just go fast, probably just, in and out, just get it.
I reckon just get it.
Well, just feel it out first and then see how you go.
Put your hand and you need to go down, down, down.
You're going to be very obvious as to what it is once you go in, okay?
Come on, can you go right?
All right, what is that?
What are you feeling?
What are you feeling right now?
I don't know.
Explain what it feels.
There's lots of, like, hard bits of wood.
Yes, like rectangles of wood with things on.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, I know!
The wood is attached to middle, like it latches.
that come down really hard on your fingers when you touch it?
So what do you think that would make it?
I think it's a mouse, it's mousetraps, isn't it?
Yeah, so there's about 20 mouse traps in the box.
The credit card's in there somewhere, Clint, I think you're just going to...
Oh!
Oh, go to that one.
Wow, how many traps are in there?
So many.
Okay, if I can help you, I think you need to go to the ride a little.
Oh!
Oh, oh, oh, wait, wait, no, pull your hand towards...
Go down now.
Towards your side.
a little bit, darling, towards yourself a little bit.
And off to your right.
Off to your right.
No, that's a...
That's...
That's a...
Hey!
Okay.
Oh!
No, I've got all three fingers.
Mia?
Mia.
Mia?
Yeah, what is?
How many are in here?
Okay, Clint, listen to me, okay?
Listen to me.
I need you to spread your fingers out.
Okay.
Go a bit to your right.
Yeah.
Don't go down yet.
Now, okay, you're directly above a mouse trap
that has a credit card under it.
So use your fingers, spread them out, and then, yeah, you want to kind of get your fingers around the mouse.
No, no, no, off to your right, off to your, okay, there.
You're there, you had your hand on up there.
Yeah, there it is.
You've got it.
You got it.
You got no, two right, a bit closer to you yet.
Yes.
You're lying, little B, Asha.
Oh, how many straps.
Okay, you're there.
You're there.
You're there.
Oh.
He's got it!
Oh, Mia, that has been a lot of noise and a lot of yelling.
But Clint has got you $1,500 to pay your bill.
Oh, bless you, Clint.
Honestly, I can't describe how grateful I am right now.
Thank you, team.
This is awesome.
Oh, you're so very welcome, babe.
Absolutely.
This is my pleasure.
Oh, my God.
I can't, wasn't.
You know, I've got really fat, like, Prince Charles' fingers.
Or they're swollen.
I can't believe how many you fit in that.
box. And that was impressed. How did you get them all in there?
Oh, Joshy, Joshy got stung too, setting it up to you. That's how much we'll be me, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, well, that one is back again tomorrow. If you want, your bill page, just text on a bill to three, three, four, three. And we'll do it same time again tomorrow. My favorite bit was when one of them was stuck on your finger.
And it was the pinky as well. Of all the fingers.
Yeah. All right. All right, guys. The edge, I'm not sure what we're doing next. Dan, you should know.
Scan was coming up next.
London has got a scandal and she'll be prepared for it.
Oh, God.
Two things, babe. That's all we need of you each day.
It's either that or we'll put your finger in a mousetrap.
At this point, I'll take the mouse trap.
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Tom Holland, obviously Spatterman, has been injured on the set of the new.
Spider-Man film which is filming in
Glasgow. Him and his
stuntable were both filming a fall scene
both injured, ended up in hospital
Tom had a concussion and
filming was halted. He's
okay though. I've seen some of the footage on
TikTok of them filming this movie and it looks intense.
Isn't it so fun seeing like
people just walking past filming?
Yeah they're driving like the bits I've seen
he's swinging through the city like Spider-Man
does but they're doing it on the back of this like rig
that's attached to this truck and it's driving
along and he's just swinging from side to side
to, I guess, show the effect of swinging through the city.
But it looks dangerous.
So I'm not surprised he hasn't, he's got injured.
Yeah, but a concussion's no bueno.
And I kind of, after that, I looked up, like, famous injuries on set.
Mm-hmm.
There's so many.
In a Twilight Zone, an actor, and two child actors were killed
when a helicopter crashed during a scene involving pyrotechnics.
That's insane.
Wow.
The same in The Crow, that scary 1993 film.
Actor Brandon Lee died after being shot by a fragment.
of a real bullet that was lodged
in a prop gun. That's kind of like what happened with
Rush. Alec Baldwin, rust, yeah, exactly.
And as far as injuries go,
oh, big love to Vigo Mortensen
broke his toe while filming Lord of the Rings.
Wasn't there another one in The Hangover?
Was it the hangover? Someone was hanging out the window of a car
and they were all going around the street and whatever
and it collided with another car and it was like, yeah, serious injuries.
Jackie Chan, I know it takes a lot of injuries
because he does a lot of his own stunts.
What about this in Troy?
the 2004 movie with Brad Pitt in it.
He ruptured his Achilles, which is a very big one.
Ten months, the production delay.
I was going to say, yeah, it's like a year injury.
You can't walk, you can't do anything.
That is insane.
I mean, I'd take a concussion from what Tom Holland's got
because his rumoured salary on the new Spider-Man movie.
50 million.
Oh, I'd take 50 million.
Yeah, I'd get concussed for that.
Yeah.
I mean, I'd be concussed when they told me the figure.
Yeah.
I'd fall on the ground.
That's true.
That's true.
That's crazy.
Clint Megan Dan.
Post-co playlist.
From the tip of Cape Rianger
down to the dirty deep south of bluff.
No town is safe.
This is your postcode playlist.
Yeah, putting together a song for every place in New Zealand.
Small towns, big towns, cities, you name it.
We're getting a song to you.
This is the best thing we do, even though you do 99% of it.
Well, you know, I like to do a bit of heavy lifting.
I'd say I do most of the heavy lifting weight-wise on this show.
of just the guns.
Yeah.
Popinati a Ferrari t-shirt today, duh.
Exactly.
Look at those guns.
Oh, wait.
Yeah, this week we're doing Todonga.
And I'll tell you what,
I would say this has been the most requested of all the cities.
And we get so many callers from Todanga.
Yeah, we do.
I think already we've just mentioned Todonga twice,
like a couple of times and people have already suggesting.
Bex, she's from there.
She often calls through.
Yeah, Bobby's Fish and Chips.
Apparently it's iconic in Tohonger.
Yum.
I don't want fish and chips right now.
Memorial train park ride.
The Cameron Road Works, apparently they've been going for years.
That's infuriating.
I hate that.
Well, this is your song, guys.
Because everyone loves postcode playlist.
When you play the song, we all lose our minds.
People cry, people request it, people want it on Spotify.
So imagine how much more you'll love it when you have submitted some of the lyrics.
In fact, if you do want to listen to all the songs that have been thrown together over the last year,
you can text the word postcode, not your actual postcode.
That's what Clint's mum did.
Yeah, just text the word postcode to 3343.
And we'll bounce them all back to you so you can have a listen.
But we're going to spin one now if you're new to the show,
you don't really know how it goes.
One of my face from back in the day was the Rotorua.
So good.
This is one of the first ones we ever did.
Was it?
Yeah, and I tell you what, there was a lot of suggestions for Rotorua.
Yeah, and I feel like people took a few more shots at Rotorua.
Like lately it's become more of like a billboard for the town,
whereas I guess when we started out, everyone was just throwing shade.
The thing is, every town has its shadows, has its skeletons.
Yep, true.
So this is sort of what you can come to expect, Tauranga,
but you need to get your lyric suggestions in.
0-800-the-edge or 33-4-3 on text.
And this time, on a couple of days, you'll have a song just like this.
Turn it up.
Banga.
Hey, listen up.
It's a song about Rotorua.
Go for illusion, a gondola.
It's the home of the mongrel mom
Hey, this is it
It's a town that smells like shit
Rainbow Springs was really lit
But it closed when COVID hit
Sam Cain, Jake the Musk
Born in Rotorua
Lava Bar is a bar in Rotorua
Supermarket trolleys
Everywhere in Rotorua
Father's Day lady
She lives in Rotorua
Father's Day is on Sunday
Food food
Food I'll tell you where to go
Valentine's or carbon coal
Old abandoned hospital
Where the crack heads like to go
It smells
This is true
But the sulfur is good for you
There's a lake with a view
Shame is filled with dark poo
Jason Mamoa was spotted in Rotorua
Lots of speed bumps on roads in Rotorua
Naked car wash no more in Rotorua
Wear your pyjamas at the mall in Rotorua
Rotorua
Rotorua
Yeah, so that's the Rotorua song.
God, it's bloody good.
From a few weeks back.
But I think Todongas could be better.
You know what?
They get better every week, darling.
It's mathematical.
It's science.
It will get even better.
Todonger is a beautiful place.
The sun shines brighter in Tohanga, people have said.
Holly, you've got some suggestions of what we could include in the lyrics for the Tohanga song.
Yeah, I do.
There's greeting, based in Tohunga, and it has over the...
17 op shop.
17!
Ops! I love it up shop.
That's amazing.
Okay.
Now we're talking.
Included in the song.
We also said that Toonga's CBD is a ghost town, is it?
Yes, it's very empty, but
you can never find a park.
Yeah.
Everybody, I guess, goes to the mount, don't they,
and they've got the mall at the mound and stuff,
so there's no reason why you're going to go there.
I guess the owners of the shops
taking up all the parks when they get there
and there's not enough for the shoppers.
And more staff parking.
Okay. Anything else?
Obviously, the Mount's beautiful, and then Todanga's known for 10-cent Todanga.
10-cent Todonga?
Because the jobs don't pay much.
Oh, yeah.
Mainly because, yeah, jobs don't pay much.
Ten-cent tootonga. I've never heard that. Okay, that'll make the song.
Someone else has said that half of Auckland's moving to Todonga and Papamara as well.
Everybody's like, I'm just going to have quite a lifestyle.
Yeah, my brother-in-law did that.
Yeah.
Remember there's Bayfair teens out here acting like their car.
when they still ask their mum for top-ups.
That's great.
That's a great one.
Hey Holly,
we're going to send you a double pasto.
I must-se movie Bad Guys 2.
It's in cinemas right now.
So we'll send that out to you.
Awesome. Thank you so much.
You're very welcome.
I check it out.
I actually really enjoyed it.
A lot of the time I'll go to what is Dean
with the kid's movie for the kids,
but I actually really like bad guys too.
Yeah, they're pretty good now.
Yeah.
Keep sending through your suggestions for what we should include
in the Toa-Ronga Postcode playlist.
Lots coming through.
Thank you.
But we need more.
We need to fill up.
whole song. What's the vibe of the song? Have you chosen the melody yet? I'm going to go a little
bit maroon 5y. Oh, nice. This week. A little bit sort of summery, a little bit, you know, positive
vibes. Love it. Is it a lot of, um, a lot of high stuff? Folcero? Clint, you were in it last
week. We're just finalising the last lyrics for Tauronga's Postcode playlist. Thank you for
everyone who's texting. Someone's talking about the new beach in Papamoa. Just had a little bit
of a Google on that.
Of course you did, Clint.
It's a nude section of about 200 metres down from sunbray growth.
Yeah.
It's got public access.
No tree cover, but some dunes to hang out and away from the people walking the beach.
So it is part of Puppermont Beach is a very long beach, so it's only just a section of it.
It's a holiday park.
I'm desperate to stay at there, but every time I try and book it, it's already booked out.
Rude, in case you're wondering.
I've got another funny text through.
Every Tohanga Girls Hinge Bio.
Love the beach, love adventures.
Babes, you just vape outside the hop house.
Good on them.
Do you like how I said adventures?
Yeah, adventure.
I tried to make it real legit Kiwi.
I love Tooronga though.
Like, it is such a...
It's just where you go for summer.
Can we finalise the pronunciation for the foreigner in the room?
Tauranga.
Tohanga.
Tohanga.
You hold the macron on the eye.
Tohanga.
Tohanga.
Okay, thank you.
I just want to say it right, you know?
I want to be that girl.
Good.
Good for you.
Tauranga.
All right, well, a couple of days.
Normally, the Postco playlist will debut on a Thursday.
So keep your suggestions coming through.
There may still be time to sneak it into the song.
Yeah.
Clint Meg and Dan.
The Edge.
1K.E. Z.
Money.
Practice makes perfect.
And now you can play any time online.
Morning, three past eight.
Apologies.
Tauranga doesn't have a macaron on it.
I mentioned a day.
No.
Beautiful part of the country.
Anyway, we'll put together a song for Tauranga.
It's Thursday.
Breaking news just in.
Jimmy Kimmel will return to the television Tuesday.
ABC are bringing him back.
They reversed the firing.
And he is back, so that'll be Wednesday, New Zealand time.
So quickly, straight like that.
That's what happens when they lose $3 billion in revenue overnight from people's cancellations.
Yeah, I can't wait to see his monologue that first day back because he does the monologue.
What is he going to do?
Does he, will he have a new, like, rules in?
around censorship? Well, they have agreed behind
the scenes that he can't piss off Trump?
Like, surely he wouldn't come back if there were
like, you know, rules around what he can say and can't say.
Yeah. So we'll wait for that Wednesday, I think
New Zealand time. They just,
this is going to backfire so badly. Just like
the Colbert decision is backfiring
because these guys are just like, well, screw you.
And then their monologues go viral
and everyone's talking about it. Yeah, it's crazy
times. Crazy times.
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I'm so ready.
So ready.
Do you know what the letter is?
Were you listening?
I was.
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Jay.
One's my cousin Natalie when she was little.
Yeah, perfect.
My cousin Natalie, when she was little,
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Everyone was like, what is going on?
And she pulled up a toilet lid and said,
the letter J.
And she's done a poo in the shape of a J.
And now, she's like in her 50s now,
and people still, when they see,
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It's a side story for you there.
Amy.
Okay, ready to go, babes?
I'm ready, thank you.
First of all, a confectionery item.
Jelly
A country
Jamaica
A female movie star
Jennifer
Something to wear on your feet
Jandals
A word ending in E
Jake
A dance
A
A
Puff
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An exercise
Jump Rope
A dog breed
Oh, time, Amy.
That you started so well.
You got five in a row and then pass on six and seven and then got eight.
A dance could have been the jive, jazz, the jibahs.
A movie, of course, draws Jurassic Park.
But it's all wet.
It's all easy when you've got it written in front of it.
Yeah.
So sorry, Amy.
That's okay.
All good.
Thank you.
Keep practicing.
Yeah.
On the easy money app on Rover and you get that and gets your brain in the zone.
Yeah.
We should play a game now.
Ooh, I love a game.
Just a real quick one, because obviously it is,
you get a little bit more time within the app to do it.
Yeah, yeah, but you're a good, can you do it, Ash,
because you're a really quick type.
I want you to use your new iPhone, but I'll get it up, hold on.
I think 60 seconds, it gives you a good amount of time to have a little bit of a thing.
Okay, let's see if the three of us combined can put our heads together and get 10 and 60.
Okay.
And it could give you a random letter as well, sort of roll the dice.
Play easy money game.
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Nissen.
A Nissen, thank you.
A company or brand?
Oh, we just use Nisken, Nike, thank you.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Okay, something sticky.
An net, I keep in fishing, great.
A brand or a slogan tagline.
Never, never quit.
Never quit.
Never quit.
It'll probably be something, something.
A serious word.
Nauty.
Nauty, there we go.
Something smelly.
Oh, that's a smelly.
Nipia.
Yes, he does think.
A newspaper or magazine, new idea.
Quickly, Ash.
A musical instrument.
I think we did well.
It was the bloody job in tech that we got caught on.
What did it give us?
Network programmer.
We've got seven out of ten.
I mean, it is doable.
Yeah.
It is doable.
Yeah, but it's good.
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I think we've set up a nice easy bounce back as well.
Just the two letters, E, Z.
Text out to 33443.
Clint Meg and Dan.
Stinky Boo.
The A list to list.
The most controversial list that we have.
Who deserves to be on it and who does not?
I've chosen three names we have actually discussed on the show today, actually.
I'm...
I think it...
I think Dan will be hard for us to call any of these a bit.
but we'll see
Well things get really heated when we play this segment
because I think that you too and a lot of people
just throw the A list around willy-nilly
we need to remember that it is quite a elite list
It's very hard to get on the A list
Well I've got three elite names
The first
Keeping in mind that we
Where did David Schwimmer end up on the E? He didn't make the A
Did he? He should have been an A
He is an A
Yeah and Dan wants Tom Holland at A
And he's going to put David Schwimmer, Ross from Friends at B.
It's because he's an nerd.
Ridiculous.
He has no rhyme or reasons of what he does.
If he wasn't in friends, he would be no one.
But he wasn't friends.
Exactly.
But that's like saying, Tom Cruise would be no one if he wasn't an actor.
But he's done nothing else.
Barack Obama wouldn't be famous if he wasn't the President of America.
He's done a few little bits and pieces, but nothing of note.
Sometimes one piece of work is enough to make you an A-Lister forever.
Let's see.
Okay, well, I'm going to test your theory because this person was also in France,
but has done lots of other stuff.
Jennifer Aniston
She's done other stuff
But I'd say bigger than David Schwimmer
And she is an A list
Yeah I would say she is an A list
Okay we all agree
Yep
Okay someone else that has been on friends
Playing Jennifer Aniston's sister
Reese Witherspoon
B and she's lucky to be there
Get in the bin
Rees Witherspoon's a B
You don't believe that
She don't believe that
I swear on everybody I love
That she's a B
Sweet Home Alabama
Legally Blonde
Yeah but I would say
That it's a good place to be on the B list
It's not like she's not
famous. She's just not A-list, elite.
The problem, I think, is that
Dan looks at A-List different, rather than going, we go
fame. Like, there's most of the world here, Reese
Withersburn, and go, oh yeah, that's that chicken, blah, blah, blah,
whatever. Legally blonde. Dan's like,
are there movies that good? Have they had success lately? It's like,
that's not what the A-Lister is.
That comes into it. And she got the Oscar for Walk the Line, didn't she?
Yeah, about 15, 20 years ago.
She's an A-List. I just think
I think Legally Blonde is enough to keep from the A-List forever.
If her last name wasn't Witherspoon
But it is
She would be on the C list
But she's on the B
Some of the most
influential movies of our time for women
Maybe you're just being a misogynist
I'm not being a misogynist
Because I put Jennifer Anderson in a day
Where do you put Reese?
She's a A old day
So we're saying A you're saying B
And the last one I think we'll all agree
A Matthew McConaughey
B
A, sure
Daniel you're going
Is it wrong with you
He's B
He's famous
Yes but he's not Tom Cruise
B-O-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-A-R-R-R-W-R-R-W-R-R-R-A.
No, got that fancy guy, what's he and he was in that movie about space?
Oh, bugger.
Forgot his name.
Okay.
Well, it's not up to us, it's up to the people.
This is the People's Show, so we're going to put it out there.
3-3-4-3 or 0-800 is...
Oh, 800, yes?
Yeah.
Yeah.
When you text through at We'll call, just remember A-List is for elite people,
and it's no shame to be on the B-list.
McCona-Hay...
Yeah, but unless you don't deserve to be there, unless you should be in a day.
Interstellar, Dallas Buyers Club, Magic Mike.
And then you're forgetting the most, you're forgetting the most important part of his life.
He's how to lose guy in 10 days?
You even stumbled on the name.
Because I'm so excited to say it.
No, he's big.
Okay.
So I agree with Dan.
The only tech so far we've got.
Well, Kingie will come through soon with a sucker D Dan, no doubt.
But he does that every day.
Where you are, bro.
One of the most successful books of our generation, Green Light as well.
Yes, Trent texted through True Detective.
This season was the most famous.
Lincoln Lawyer.
Wolf of freaking Wall Street, thank you, Carl.
He's feeding some good movies, but not enough to make a name.
Influential and movies and TV shows of all time.
You've said seven times influential.
Because he's influential.
You're a cook, mate.
He's A all day, says Nathan.
Thank you.
Thanks, Angel.
Alex Warren, shush, the edge.
Dan is so cooked today.
read in the face, he just yelled at you,
like full on yelled at you.
It was like when Mommy and Daddy are fighting.
I was like...
But Mommy and Daddy still love each other.
Matthew McConaughey, Dan thinks,
deserves to be on a B list and not an A list,
which is crazy.
Academy Award, Golden Globes,
MTV, Screen Actors Guild, People's Choice Emmys.
What more does the bro need to do
in the world of acting for him to be an A-lister
on the Hollywood screen?
This is what you don't understand, Clint.
It's not a bad thing to be.
on the B list. He's just not at the same
level as your Beyonce's.
You're Jay Z's. Your Tom Cruise.
I'm going to stop you there. Brooks texted through
How dare you, Dan? I've never been more enraged
by you before. Reese Witherspoon
and Matthew McConaughey are
A-listers. He'll be-Listors.
Legend. And then someone else
has texted, Jam. Jen and Reese
both A, Matthew A, as well.
Paulie says, at this point, Dan
does this to piss you and us
off. Exactly. I wish I did.
You're being accused of rage-baiting.
stand by what I say.
I'm not doing it to piss people off.
You're allowed to disagree.
That's the fun of it.
But there is a lot of people agreeing with me as well.
Someone's made a really good point.
Reese A-Lister all day.
She's one of the highest-paid actresses,
an award-winning actress,
and is incredible in recent Hello Sunshine.
She's got her book club.
She's now become the new Gwyneth Paltrow.
Morning, Dylan.
What are your thoughts on it?
Matthew McConaughey, Reese Witherspoon, A or B?
I would say they are a B.
If I saw their faces, I would not know what their names are.
Okay.
Well, that's on you because you're obviously leaving a cave, Dylan.
No, don't be meant to Dylan.
Nothing wrong with living in a cave?
It'd be quite nice.
It'd be cheap.
Dylan's an A-lister in my heart.
Thanks for your thoughts, Dylan.
Now, Ben, on the other side of the coin, you're asking me to go and play in traffic.
That's very nice of you.
Yeah, well, I think this is probably the third or fourth time.
Something you've said makes absolutely no sense.
Thank you, Ben.
And when it comes to McConaughey, I think everybody.
Everybody knows that all right, all right, all right.
All right, all right.
Yeah, but if he didn't say that, I would think he'd be on the C list.
You guys keep saying, but if he didn't do Dallas Bias Club,
and if he didn't do those things.
He did do that.
He's part of his A's persona.
If Michael Jackson didn't do music, he wouldn't be an A-lister.
And I'm like, you know, no kidding.
It brings him up from the C-list to a B.
He's not an A-List.
He was never on the C-Lies.
Are you what?
Everything people do is what makes them famous.
Thank you, Ben.
Wouldn't be famous.
if they didn't do what you think's cool.
That's like saying you wouldn't be a good radio host
if you didn't do, hit the spot.
Yeah, well, some people would say
I'm not a good radio host,
including Ben,
who has asked me to go and jump in front of a car.
People are also agreeing, though,
they are saying that Beyonce Jay-Z are on the A-list
because they are on the Illuminati.
Now, that's another conspiracy theory.
We should do a separate list.
Who's in the Illuminati?
Do you know, I mean, not that I'm trying to make a deal
it then but I would
if I had
if I had to you put Matthew McConaughey
A and push Reese down to a B
No I'm saying A
all three of them are A's which is what
95% of the callers? I would disagree
I would say probably 50%
Don't give me that fact look that smug
Look at his face
I'd hate to admit it to your Ash but actually you've read out
all the ones that are for you
Put your eyebrows back down where they belong
I can't I've had bad Botoc
That condescending look you're giving us all
But you're the king of the A list
If we can't agree, we always go to the phones and ask the people, what have they decided?
Jennifer Anderson, we didn't need to debate, eh?
Reese Wethersford.
You're looking at the text, you're supposed to be impartial cash.
Let's get one more person on.
One more person.
What, the decider?
Yeah.
But what if Carla just happens to choose someone, the one out of the 20 people that are with you?
Well, he's called someone at random.
I think they've answered.
Oh, gosh.
No, I don't like this because I think all the texts are saying they're with me and Clint,
and everyone's an A-lister.
Okay.
Oh, God.
She's dropped off.
She doesn't back herself.
She doesn't back herself.
I think it did not with you, Dan,
but she was too embarrassed to stand next to her.
When it counted, suck.
I'm going to say, in the words of the great Kingy, the listener,
suck a D, Dan.
Yeah.
Wow, if I could have put Rees Witherspoon on the D list, I would have.
But we only had C.V.
Okay, so Jennifer Anderson, A, Reese Witherspoon, A,
McConnor. A.
You guys are so...
They've actually swayed the votes.
They've swayed the votes.
That's real C-list of behaviour from you two.
And you'd be lucky to be there.
Clint, Megan, Dan.
We were discussing the name Sue, Dan and I,
because he thinks it's the new Karen.
And I'm like, no, my mother-in-law's name...
Well, actually, it's Susan.
But Sue, for sure.
And she will do anything for you.
That's what I think Sue,
I think a woman in her 60s or 70s,
who's like an auntie figure,
just like, you can count on Sue.
She'll drop anything and she'll sort you out, baby.
I've actually never met a bad Karen.
I know Karen gets a bad rap because, you know,
oh, you're being such a Karen, you're complaining, asking to the man.
But I know a few Karen's, and they are genuinely the loveliest people.
You know what?
Me too, Karen's, and I love them both.
Yeah.
But the problem is you just need a few carons to ruin it for the rest of them,
and unfortunately that's what happened a few years back.
This has been said, I agree with Dan about Sue.
My mum's name is Sue.
We call a tsunami or Sue the Fun sponge.
Sponge.
About their mum.
That's a bit of fun,
I guess this soon as out,
because we're looking for names
where you go,
I've never met a bad
and Mal,
you've got someone to suggest a name.
Yes, Thomas.
Thomas.
Never met a bad Thomas.
Now, I'm trying to think back
of all the Thomases I know.
What about Tom?
Is Thomas different to Tom?
Because I feel like Thomas is...
I think it's different.
Yeah, I agree with you.
So you actually went through,
do we know any dickies?
called Thomas, and you couldn't think of any,
so you named your kid, Thomas?
Yeah, well, when we were throwing out names
when I was pregnant, I threw out the name Thomas,
and, yeah, my husband's response was,
I've never met a Thomas who's a dick.
Yeah, me, me, either.
Okay, well, let's table, Thomas.
Yeah, the nicest guy in primary school
was so friendly to everybody was called Thomas.
Okay, so you can test three, three, three, four, three, oh, 800, the edge.
Do you know a bad Thomas?
Is it the best day?
We'll give you three minutes to veto, Thomas.
We can also throw Andy in the mix.
Andy's come through a couple of times.
Get Monique on the air because she's suggested a name that I think is bang on.
I've never met a bad one of those.
Yeah, Andy's come through a couple of times as well,
saying Andy's always doing anything for you kind of guys.
And Andy sounds like he could, like, build anything with tools.
Yeah.
Andy is my sister-in-law's dad, and he's a battler, farmer.
And just one of those, like, lovely guys.
He's helping out where he can.
Yeah, go get the tractor and just drive the kids around for an hour.
Love him.
Okay, so we've got to Andy.
a Thomas.
Someone's already texted her about Thomas saying that they knew one and he was a crackhead.
Okay, yeah, but you can still be a good guy and be a crackhead, that's fine.
It's just fall on tough times, that's fine.
Sorry, that really got me.
Okay, okay, should we go to, and then, Hannah, what is the other name you'd like to throw us?
We've got Thomas, we've got Andy, and we'll do one more.
You've never met a bad.
Tara, my bestie is Tara, and she is amazing.
Tara.
I've never met a bad Tara.
Okay.
I think I've ever known at Tara in real life, only Tara Reid.
No, it's not a very common name, but that probably helps, I guess.
Is it backwards?
Is it a rat?
It is.
Yeah.
Not that that plays into our...
No, of course not.
It's why it can be whatever it wants to be.
Now, if you know Atara, you're listening right now and you're like,
she is one of the biggest bees I've ever met.
Call us.
You're going to need to explain why they're so awful.
And then if you can, I guess, we'll veto it.
But if we have no shots against Thomas and your Tara,
then officially we can label them as...
Never met a bad Tara?
Love that for us.
All right, I've never met a bad blank.
We inserted the names after your suggestions,
Thomas, Andy and Tara.
And I think if you are in Andy, Thomas, or Tara,
apologies, because you didn't ask for this,
but people were coming for you.
Yeah, and all it takes is one person to bring down the name.
Yeah, it's so true.
I think we can safely say, though,
unfortunately for Tara's,
they have been given a bad rap.
by some bad taras.
We tried to shout you out by saying we've never met a bad Tara,
but it turns out many, many people have.
Shaila, you're one of those people.
You've met a bad Tara.
Yes, I have indeed.
Oh dear.
Well, who was she to you?
She was my math teacher in college.
Oh, yeah.
And what about it?
Is it just as you taught maths and you didn't like math,
or was she just crap?
I think she was just a bad teacher in general.
Yeah, okay.
I mean, bad teaching doesn't necessarily.
Cerely means she's a bad person.
But there's more evidence of people coming through
on the text machine that are saying that they know a lot of taras.
I was bullied by Atara at high school.
Someone else, she was bitchy.
Oh, okay.
I'm starting to feel bad about doing this.
Absolutely no to Tara.
She was a horrible, manipulative bully at my uni.
It's not to say that there's not some lovely taras out there as well.
Well, no one's calling you to defend them right now, are they?
So look, I mean, this is a lot.
scientific fact.
Ian, one of the other names we tabled was Thomas.
Now, you had an ex-boss called Thomas.
Yeah, he was terrible.
He was German, so we used to try and say dumb-ass instead of Thomas
and see if we could get away with it.
And you're pretending to put on an accent and calling him dumb-ass.
That's funny.
Do you listen to me, dumb-ass?
That is?
So funny.
Tom-A-A-T-A-A-A-T-A-A.
Brilliant.
D-A-A-Mass.
That is, I just...
Did he deserve it, don't know?
Why was he just a bad person?
He was very, um, could you say it?
He was very German.
He used to throw things out as if he was at a bad mood.
Oh, God, so he used to yell at this.
Oh, no, I can't be doing that.
He sounds like a dumb ass.
So he has to be, the name Thomas, has to be struck off the list as well.
My ex was Thomas and he cheated on me, so no, not a good guy, Lowell.
Another one, I knew a horrible Thomas as a kid.
Yeah.
The only one that sort of come out of this a little bit unscathed is Andy.
Yeah, no one's got a bad thing.
say about Andy.
Yeah.
I think we need to let Andy through as a good person and a good name.
Yeah, all Andy's a good.
Okay, 30 seconds.
Someone can call through 0-800-the-edge if they've met a bad Andy.
But otherwise?
No one calls with a bad Andy.
It's officially...
Oh, no, Carl's just sex through.
All Andy's are drop kicks.
Yeah, but...
No, but he's just...
That's jealousy.
That's generic.
I think you need a specific moment or example that you can show us.
Otherwise, you can't just blank it.
No, you can't.
Unless you've got a specific example,
Otherwise, you're just vindictive, aren't you?
Yeah, you have to have the receipts.
Andy's a narcissist.
Yeah, but Lucy, how?
Why?
We need details.
Yeah, you need a bit more of please explain.
I've got ten more seconds on Andy before we're going to let them through us.
I've never met a bad Andy.
No one's called.
Oh, have two Andy's at work.
Both are really good people.
There we go.
Andy's true.
Never met a bad Andy.
Never met a bad Andy.
Shame on you, Thomas and Tara.
Boo.
Oh, the one selling illegal drugs outside the cabam store in West Auckland is an Andrew.
Oh, yeah, Andy's still fine.
It's different.
Yeah, it's different.
That's different.
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