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Episode Date: September 22, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Join Clint, Meg, and Dan with Ash London for a hilariously chaotic episode filled with unexpected revelations and interesting debates. Discover ...the surprising results when Clint sticks his hand in mystery boxes, the intense debate over A-list celebrities, and the heartwarming stories behind names. Don't miss the fun as the team creates a new song for Tauranga and discuss never having met a 'bad Andy'. Plus, hear fascinating anecdotes from listeners about unknown connections and surprise DNA results. A perfect blend of laughs, surprises, and music! 00:00 Welcome to the Clint Meghan Dan Podcast03:11 Cheese Toasty Debate09:57 Listener Call-Ins and Funny Stories13:52 Entertainment Scandal and Halloween Plans30:02 Best Friends' Secrets Revealed36:07 Easy Money Game and TV Show Talk37:31 Mystery Box and Mouse Traps43:54 Postcode Playlist: Tauranga Edition53:10 Easy Money Game and Challenges57:49 Debating Celebrity A-List Status01:07:43 Never Met a Bad...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a podcast from Rover. If you've ever sent a risky text and then throw on your phone across the room, you'll fit right in here. This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Yo, turn the sound up. Love music. Love music. Jara's the fine.
Starting point is 00:00:23 But like, clinch to the Dan and I make, where that's London. Clint's to the Dan and no Meg. Come on, Ash, pull it together. Clint to the Dan and the Meg, where that's London. Drop the bees. This is Clint Meg and Dan live. Good morning, Wednesday. Welcome, no school holiday break for us.
Starting point is 00:00:49 As if I don't even want to take holidays. I hate holidays. I just want to work every day. Just be here work. Push on through, baby. That's what the battlers do. You hear people on the farms, the people in the minds. and the radio announcers.
Starting point is 00:01:02 The true heroes of Otero. Here we are. I haven't had my coffee yet, though. And I forgot my laptop. Okay, well, I can sort of coffee. I'll go and make you one next. Thank you. You're welcome.
Starting point is 00:01:13 I was listening on the way in, and I'm sure we'll talk about it again with first call of the day, that all Zed coffees are fair trade and organic. Oh, gorgeous. That's better than most fancy cafes they wouldn't have fair trade organic coffee. So I'm going to go there all time now.
Starting point is 00:01:28 Yeah. Fair trade, organic and tasty Because sometimes fair trade and organic Can be a bit bleat Yeah As if you've ever had an experience Where you've got all this fair trade Organic coffee's bad
Starting point is 00:01:40 Well no, not always coffee, other stuff Oh, that's fair enough, yeah Tea Anything else or just Lettuce chocolate Letters, organic lettuce is delicious Clint Meg and Dan Oh my gosh
Starting point is 00:01:54 Now usually we do us against the playlist right because there is something that's scheduled in, which is... Hard to beat. It's my least favourite one-D songs of all the radio singles. It is, eh? I wouldn't say this is their best. What would be their best?
Starting point is 00:02:15 I like perfect. I like history. I like best song ever. Best song ever. Let's play that way better. Best song ever is like such a great bop, isn't it? Especially to start the day.
Starting point is 00:02:25 Yeah, I agree. Great music video too. It's got the dude from... Danny DeVito. That's the one. Yeah, he's good a man. Oh, yeah, no, like anything. Yeah. And I was looking up day in music, which I go to every day,
Starting point is 00:02:38 and it's like, you know, birthdays and stuff that happened on this day in music. Bombastic by Shaggy. Mom wouldn't let me buy that single, and it came out. It was rubbish. This makes me feel old. It came out in 1995, which is what, 20 years ago? 30.
Starting point is 00:02:57 30 years ago. Wow. Bostick, turn it fantastic, touch me on my bostic on a bostic on a mastic on a mr. roe. That's a throwback. 30 years ago is crazy.
Starting point is 00:03:10 Before we play best song ever up, I wonder, actually, I'd have a question for you. I'm about to make a cheese, toasty and I brought an avocado with me. Do I put the avocado inside? No, no, no. Hot avocado?
Starting point is 00:03:23 Yuck. Wouldn't that make it just kind of creamy and yummy? No, it'll be yuck. It'll be all. It'll go. So should I just put it as a side of avocado? What I'd do is, what else have you brought in for the toasty? Just cheese.
Starting point is 00:03:34 Okay, so what I'd do is put the cheese in the inside of the sandwich. Yeah. And then I would put mayonnaise. Wow, and then mayonnaise on the outside. I didn't bring mayonnaise, but mayo and the outside is the ultimate way to do it. Yeah, okay, well then just some butter. Get some butter out of the fruit. Put it out on the thing and then spread the avocado off top.
Starting point is 00:03:52 You know what I'd do? Yeah. I'd take the conversation off here. You know what? I do kick you in the penis. Yeah. Haven't a bit of attitude, actually. Nice hair, mate.
Starting point is 00:04:01 That fade's looking a bit high. Hey, shut up. You know I think it's high. He's shaving out all the days. Stop speaking into my insecurities. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. London's favorite radio. Oh, that's my bad.
Starting point is 00:04:12 Oh, chill out, high fade. Yeah. Shout out to Violet, who's been listening. We just want to say we love you, Violet. Glad you enjoyed that One Direction song. It was just for you, baby girl. Yeah, you're the best. Try for a little coffee can't shop.
Starting point is 00:04:25 I would like to read to you the outside of a new product that I think was in some sort of a goodie bag I don't think I went out and bought it specifically but I'm like, oh yeah, a serum. Because you buy nothing and you get everything. I'll put it on my face. What serums do you do, Clibb?
Starting point is 00:04:40 Because I know that you take care of your skin in the morning when you get up, how many serums are you putting on? Well, in the evenings I'll always do like a retinal and then I do like vitamin C and moisture. You're not supposed to do retinol and fake tan. Why?
Starting point is 00:04:54 Because the pigment in the fake tux. Everyone knows you're not supposed to have retinol in a fake town. Duh. Well, I alternate. So I spritzed last night and I didn't retinol. Oh my God. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:04 So it's almost like I internally do know that. Right. Spritzed. What a loser. Are you asked? I true. Yeah, just so you said that so I could go loser. What do you use?
Starting point is 00:05:15 Um, which is it? Loser? Okay. No, I don't put anything on. I think you can clearly tell. You look great. You could do a bit of Botox. Okay.
Starting point is 00:05:25 You look great. Could work out more, though, and get rid of wrinkles in your face. Well, you could do with a facelift, but no. So it's called number seven. Oh, yeah, I don't know. It's like N-O and then seven. Yeah, I don't know what the other numbers do. Number seven.
Starting point is 00:05:42 What does this do? They're just saying stuff on the outside. Protect and perfect intense. What? Then it says advanced. Serum. Clinically proven. Clinically proven to do what?
Starting point is 00:05:57 Clinically proven to protect and perfect intense. I feel like someone, this English is their second language. Who's written that? So it protects your skin and it perfects it. And I would imagine that there was another version of it. There was a normal strength. And this is the intense version of it. So advanced serum.
Starting point is 00:06:17 Protect and, what is it? Protect and perfect is the name of the product. Protect and perfect intense. And then this is protect and perfect. Hence, it's a higher dosage. And it says clinically proven, and I'm like clinically proven, still I'm unsure what it's proven in clinical trials.
Starting point is 00:06:34 It takes fine lines and clears paws. 100%. It's missing any of that. It just says number seven. I'm like, unless it can fix a bad high fate, it's useless to you. I'm not telling you guys anything ever again.
Starting point is 00:06:46 In fact, the barber, who gave me my fate, gave me what I asked for, but I blame you and I blame Ricky Martin. Why? He's trying to look like Ricky. No, there was that photo going around of Ricky Martin at the bloody VMAs, and I was like,
Starting point is 00:06:59 yeah, I want that. And he goes, that's higher than you. Oh, my God, I'm going to say this once and once only on the show ever. Gaye. Oh, my God, did you go into a barber? With a photo of a gay icon. Ricky Martin and go, I want him, please. I'm going to show you. I mean, I get it.
Starting point is 00:07:15 He's a sexiest man alive. You've got to shoot photos when you get a haircut. I don't think that's the norm. Text through 33443. Oh, it's definitely the norm. I get it maybe with girls. so they might go in and go, I want like the Jen Aniston or something.
Starting point is 00:07:27 But I very, really think that guys go in and go over. I literally watched an episode of Friends last night, and Monica's telling Phoebe that she wants Demi Moore, and she thinks she wants Demi Moore or something, and it's some other actor, and she gives her a guy haircut. Amazing. They're literally, and then someone else wants a haircut, and they're literally telling Phoebe the type of celebrity
Starting point is 00:07:48 that they want to look like. Boys in the booth. Are we showing, not you, Carl, you're bald. I was going to say because I've worked as a barber and so yeah I can confirm I reckon about 5% of guys walk in with a picture and go I want to bat The rest of them just go hang a bit on there
Starting point is 00:08:04 I one time went in and asked for like a similar cut to Justin Bieber And I felt like the biggest dick That's embarrassing My friend Anna will never forget the girls chat Went off once Because she was gone She went with her husband to the barber And she didn't know that he brought a photo
Starting point is 00:08:19 of Bradley Cooper So he pulls out the photo and it then takes a photo of Gus showing the photo of the barber and the girl's chat was like, like it was, everyone was just rolling you. And then I went to their house the next week and I was like, nice haircut, Gus. That's getting real Bradley Cooper vibes.
Starting point is 00:08:36 He would have loved that. And his face was like, he was so delighted. And to this day, he doesn't know that we were laughing. I thought he would, he knew you were whining them up. He didn't know and he was like, oh my God, thank you, Ash, because he's the sweetest man that's ever lived. I will say this, Clint. I do take the piss out of it.
Starting point is 00:08:51 but it is kind of Ricky Martin-esque. Like I will say the hair cut looks pretty Ricky-Barden. And the tan does help. Are you still looking for the photo? There it is. See, it's very high. Oh, yeah, that's very high. Very short.
Starting point is 00:09:04 Yeah. Also, there's not an ounce of fat in that man's face, and neither is yours. Sounds like there's a little bit of fat. I'm saying he's had work done. He's had a facelift, obviously. And, you know, so he looks like, you know. Well, how old is he?
Starting point is 00:09:17 Is he 50 or something? Yeah, he's definitely. Yeah, well, give me 10 years. Never say. Wait, no, I hope we all get. I want it to all to go to Korea in the next five years and get the works. Like, I've got around this Korean surgery hospitals.
Starting point is 00:09:30 Oh, wait, so you go to Turkey for the hair plugs and you go to Korea for the face and skin. You don't even have to have surgery. They just have all the lasers and stuff that are probably illegal here. Oh, my dream. How about you two go? I'll stay back here and we'll do like a before and after shot. Me versus you guys.
Starting point is 00:09:43 Yeah, and then we'll come back and you'll be too old and they'll phase you off the edge. Yeah. But they'll be like these two guys. They look like they're 35. I'm just here to eventually be at ZB. You know I'm all working towards that. I'm asking I be there forever.
Starting point is 00:09:54 If you take his job, can I be your producer? Yep, yeah. Clint Megadan. Lesh goal! First call of the day! First goal of the day! Violet joins us. Good morning, Violet.
Starting point is 00:10:07 Good morning, guys. How are you? Good. Better now we're talking to you, Vi. Now, you love One Direction, Violet. They are my all-time favorite event. Me too. Have you ever seen them live?
Starting point is 00:10:19 No, I dream of it I know, it'd be amazing There'll be a day When they get back together And RIP sadly it won't be without Liam But I can't wait for the day They get back together And there'll obviously be some sort of hologram situation
Starting point is 00:10:33 They do with Liam And your favourite song's best song ever Were you listening to the 6am throwback About 10, 15 minutes ago? We dedicated it to her Oh, okay, right, I was here I was going to say, oh that's bad timing Yeah, no, we did play it
Starting point is 00:10:45 Do you know, Zane I think I'm going to talk about it in scandal actually, Zane has announced a Vegas residency. Has he? Yeah, but he's only got like two songs. No. He put out a whole new album, like...
Starting point is 00:10:56 Yeah, but can you name songs? I think Zaynated. Oh, yeah, alienated. It was so underrated. It didn't really get much traction in New Zealand. Do you like Zane as a solo artist, Violet, or are you more of an all-or-nothing kind of gal? Oh, it depends on the kind of music.
Starting point is 00:11:12 Fair call, fair call. Yeah, take a listen to this. Oh, nice. It's intoxicated for my own. Yeah, look, that talent was wasted in one direction. It was. And I don't mean that as a slight on OneD
Starting point is 00:11:28 because I love OneD more than life. That kind of voice just needs to be singing R&B soul. He was the best vocalist in OneD by far. Yeah, great. Yeah. Well, thank you very much for calling through, Violet. It says here you work in automotive parts. What's the hardest automotive part to get?
Starting point is 00:11:44 If something breaks on your car, what is the hardest part to get? do you know what I actually have no idea because I don't do the ordering side of thing so I think you're going to say because there's never been a part that I haven't been able to find so do you fit the parts
Starting point is 00:12:02 no no I just put them on the shelf and then package them in and send them gotcha but could you do you know your way around a car with knowing all the parts you know where they all go like could you fix a car of something wrong with it
Starting point is 00:12:16 I have a partner who's really good at that. My girl, she's got the millions to get it done. She's got people for that. And I respect that in a woman. Violet, before we let you go, we have to find out what happened at the memorable party you attended once upon a time. It was, I want to say, I would have been 16 or 17. and we were having a farewell party for some of our friends who were moving away
Starting point is 00:12:51 and we all decided that we were going to drink and I was 16 or 17 minutes time so I didn't really want to drink and so I resorted to energy drinks Okay, lots of cafe That's not a good idea when you drink about five or six of them Okay and you and what orifice of your body was affected the rear
Starting point is 00:13:15 I can see what's happened here too many energy drinks and you shat yourself yeah she shat herself is where that was going and we love you for it Violet love you to bits
Starting point is 00:13:26 we are going to give you a Z coffee voucher we do ask that you just have one maximum two coffees in one ago because if you shoot yourself at the Zed I mean they're lovely people
Starting point is 00:13:35 there but I don't know how far it's gone straight through her if she ships herself at his end it's that muscle memory her body's like well I remember what happened last I had this much caffeine. She's had one sip, go on. Boom.
Starting point is 00:13:46 More coffee, less milk. Try the short and punchy magic at Z. We'll get that voucher out to your violet for first call of the day. Love you, bye. Bless you. Appreciate it. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast.
Starting point is 00:13:55 Gossip and Entertainment. Scandal. It's all thanks to Body Effects. Halloween's almost here. Body effects is being New Zealand's go-to since 2003. Face paint, fake blood, glitter. All that stuff. Clint lipstick.
Starting point is 00:14:08 Oh, that's stuff. There'll be nothing that you need that they don't have. And you'll leave there with more stuff because you go, oh that's cool Oh my God, I didn't even think we could do that Is anyone having a Halloween party this year That I can, I don't know, use that as an excuse to dress up slutty Well, we were talking about dressing me up as Miss Doubtfire, remember?
Starting point is 00:14:26 Yes. And putting like full face stuff on. That's like the opposite of slutty. Should we do a little competition maybe for Halloween who can organise the best costume? Well, Megan and I were thinking you've gone into a party dress as the top twins. She'd be jewels and I'd Linda. I'm Linda.
Starting point is 00:14:40 What are they from? They're like a couple of really iconic New Zealanders. They're sisters and they're yodel. Oh, they're the best. And both, sadly, not very well at the moment. Oh, more power to them. They're the untouchable girls. They're iconic, amazing New Zealanders.
Starting point is 00:14:56 Well, today's scandal, Zane Malick has announced he's going to be doing a limited run of residency shows Adelby Live in Las Vegas. Just 11 days in Vegas. I ain't nothing wrong with that, baby. So it begs the question, first of all, you're going to Vegas. You can choose any artist dead or alive to do a residency. Who's a gombie?
Starting point is 00:15:23 Well, you can't go past old MJ. I mean, before he was cancelled, like if he had done a residency, I know he was working on a residency, not in Vegas. It was in London, I think, at the OTA Arena just before he passed away. And it was sold out a year before it started. People would be flying in from all over the world to see him live. So, yeah, I think Michael Jackson would probably be one up there. I'm dying of jealousy that you've seen Celine Dion.
Starting point is 00:15:46 I've seen her twice in Vegas. Oh, my. I've seen her four times in total. Yeah. I saw her at once with my uncle, who's like a huge Celine Dion fan. I got free tickets, and then it was like 40-minute drive out of the town. So we went to a nice restaurant. We made a night of it because I love my uncle, love my uncle.
Starting point is 00:16:05 And we get there, and he's obsessed with Celine. And she does his favorite song. I can't remember what it was, like three songs. He goes, right, I'm ready to go. And I was like, what? He's like, I've seen my song. He's like, I've been all coming back to me now. She usually does that soon.
Starting point is 00:16:16 Oh, my God, he knows. She usually opens with power of love. Then goes into like, I'm alive. And then she usually does, because you love me. And what's your favorite of all the Celine? What's the biggest, the best moment, do you think? Goodness, it's like choosing your favorite child. I'd probably go power of love.
Starting point is 00:16:32 Oh, my own lady. It's just so powerful. It's such a great ballad. And she's just so good at it. Who would you see, Clinton? Hmm Hanson Do you know you see the boys now
Starting point is 00:16:47 Because they're grown And they strip it back And they do it all acoustic And I'm like The nostalgia with the new way That they're doing I reckon it'd be a hell of the time So let's say
Starting point is 00:16:56 It's a nostalgia tour And it's like It's a full line-up It's like Friday jams But just for like 90s Our music Hans and a first on a bill Who else are we getting?
Starting point is 00:17:06 Bahamim They're gonna be the Yeah I'll let's a bar him They came out and do who let the dogs out once. They come up and do. All ideas and good ideas. Maybe.
Starting point is 00:17:17 Obviously we want a bit of Backstreet Boys, but just one or two songs. Maybe could we get like a Brian McKnight? I was literally about to say him. Of course you were. Because you want some like, you know, some like R&B, same old R&B, six and most. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:34 That would be the best show ever. Some old school usher. Urshire. Especially if, like, Incinct got back together. Like, just did a couple of songs with Justin. And you'd have to have the bomb funk emcees there. Freestaller. Rock a microphone.
Starting point is 00:17:49 Yeah. Some great iconic, like, one-hit. Just a one-hit wonder tour. Yeah, you want to start with the one-hit wonders early on the evening. So your bomb funks and your bar hamans, maybe a bit of Lou Vega mumbo number five. It would be too expensive, I think, to get them all there. But a one-hit wonder tour would be great. Too expensive, as if they'll all do it for free.
Starting point is 00:18:06 They'll all jump at the charts, quit. They like to fly them all in. A combination just to do one song? It's paid your own flights. Yeah, they'd be so good. But yeah, the true 90s, like, NSB, they need to just, like, swallow their pride and just do a reunion tour together.
Starting point is 00:18:24 Yeah, I imagine. Just cover all your bases. Maybe a bit of, um, uh, crazy town. You're my butterfly, sugar, baby. Sugar A maybe every morning, Sunday morning, whatever's called. Oh, there's so many. Like, that whole era of like early 2000s, late 90s, It was just one at wonders, wasn't it really?
Starting point is 00:18:41 Everybody was just throwing shit at the wall, seeing if it's stuck. Save to name. Uncle break of dawn. Uncle Cracker. Remember him? Follow me. I think Uncle Cracker ended up, was it he or maybe I'm just thinking of Kid Rock that was like the only artist on the planet that would play for Trump.
Starting point is 00:18:59 No, that was Kid Rock. I reckon Uncle Cracker was still Trump. Maybe he is. I mean, he sounds like someone that would be. But Uncle Cracker, he had a couple of hits. Yeah, he did. He had a drift away as well. Me the beat boys
Starting point is 00:19:10 And free my soul I want to get lost In your rock and roll And drift away In a few Yeah Follow me Everything is all right
Starting point is 00:19:22 You'd risk you and smile And stuff that are They're not ringing a bell To start ripping through those Can I just have a little bit of Just the start of back at one Brian McKnight If it's in the system
Starting point is 00:19:33 I've got a really testing Searching skills here As you can find anything It's this song It's so romantic Now at the start Oh, okay. She's very specific.
Starting point is 00:19:42 Yeah, but I know what I want to hear. Oh. Oh, it's so sexy. God, his voice is like cream. Yeah, it's just beautiful. One of the greatest renditions of the American National Anthem for a game is him with his two sons. Oh, you've played that for me before I got goosebumps.
Starting point is 00:20:01 Yeah. Unreal. How talented is his family is. Nick's text or a suggestion, new kids on the block need to be there. The Finn brothers, I mean, I wouldn't say they were a win-hit one. But I guess they would be great there. One day, maybe for my last day on this show in November, maybe just for the 6 o'clock hour,
Starting point is 00:20:19 we should be allowed to program all the music and it's just all 90s, like, sexy songs and slash boy band hits with a bit of lame-mise thrown in just be your own. That would stick out like a sore thumb. Poor Jack Honeybone at home having a mentee bee. Clint McGon Dance. Stinky Boo. It's Clint McGon Dance.
Starting point is 00:20:39 All right, what's you got? What needs to be on your radar for Tuesday? I'm opting out of this because I do scandal, so. That's fair. I've got to come up with two and now third. Hey, Clint, she does two things that she has to come up with on the show. Three, too much. And also, people might not know this.
Starting point is 00:20:56 I have another radio show that I go every day. I'm not supposed to talk about it, but I do. And she's a mum. What else do you expect from her? That's right. And I've got someone that comes to the house and take care of my child and make dinner and my mum's here at the moment. So I already have two people helping me full time.
Starting point is 00:21:10 Hey, you're not helping yourself now, no, okay? I was trying to stick up for you, but now it's getting harder to do. This is where Dan just starts to slowly back away from the argument. Look, I'll smoke screen this with Jimmy Kimmel. Great. Who has been cancelled, not cancelled, but a show has been by ABC, which is owned by Disney. Huge, massive conglomerate.
Starting point is 00:21:28 Yeah, yeah. With $200 billion, Disney. And because he's been cancelled, Jimmy Kimmel, very popular night show host over in the States. worldwide as well. A lot of people are canceling their Disney Plus subscriptions because they're like, I'm boycotting Disney. Yeah, I did it. Yeah. I then realized I had
Starting point is 00:21:46 two Disney Plus account, so they're losing 23 bucks and a month for me. I'm sorry Jimmy, I stand with you, but it's school holidays, mate. I ain't getting rid of Disney. In two weeks you can. And there's a lot of big celebrities that have said the best thing to do is to boycott and cancel Disney Plus. So I'm kind of with Clintas, it's pretty good.
Starting point is 00:22:02 But they have lost over the last five days since they've cancelled Jimmy Kimmel's show. Can I Can we guess? Okay. I'm going to say 300 million. Okay. Two billion.
Starting point is 00:22:13 Oh, that's... What? What? Nearly four billion dollars. Just in subscriptions. Just in subscriptions. Power to the people, man. Mm.
Starting point is 00:22:22 See, that is powerful. That's better than ranting about it on socials. Just... But wait, I thought Jimmy Kimmel got stood down because Donald Trump intervened, but if they were owned by Disney, I thought they were a separate company. No, no, no, because the power of mediaship,
Starting point is 00:22:37 ownership laws and media laws in America, as with everything at the moment, I'm so heavily influenced by the president who seemed to just use his power to infiltrate and influence everything. It's the thing, like, you know how we've got the Broadcasting Standards Authority in New Zealand, like a Fash London, again,
Starting point is 00:22:53 says the F word on here. We get in trouble. And over in America, it's called the FCC. Eminem talks about it in one of his songs. Well, the FCC won't let me be is let me be me. Yeah. And so they're the ones that the governing body. And so they've put sort of suggested that needs to be pulled off here.
Starting point is 00:23:09 But yeah, it's hopefully he will come back. They haven't fully... Why would he want to? Honestly, you'd just be like, screw you. Replace me with some idiot, whatever you want to do. I'm going to Netflix or I'm going to YouTube or however you want to do it. I think the networks, the one thing we will learn from this is that networks do not have the power.
Starting point is 00:23:29 They think they do anymore. And they are creating their own coffins and demises. And also today, a celebration is bisexual. Day today in the International Day to recognize and celebrate the bisexual community and history and culture. That's great. Is anyone here bisexual? No.
Starting point is 00:23:45 No. I kind of wish I was. Me too. Options. And like opens up your world. I know, but I really I haven't even tried to be honest. I just really don't. Maybe you could. No, I'm married now. No. I do feel sorry for men though because I think girls are like society allows us
Starting point is 00:24:01 to like dip our toe in and try but if a guy dips his toe in once he's gay. You know what I mean? on fair. She should be able to do any part of her body in. We're talking about the bomb show you found out about your bestie coming up after seven. And I have one of my best meets
Starting point is 00:24:15 I thought was lesbian the whole time. And then found out I was wrong. She's, I'm not lesbian. I was like, what? She's like, I'm bisexual. And then clip, we just sprayed some cologna. I was like, I'm going to start dressing nicer around you then. I didn't know that.
Starting point is 00:24:30 You've got issues, bro. You got issues. He was just scruffy around her constantly. I was like, what? Clint Megan Dan SpinkyB The Edge 1K, EZ
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Starting point is 00:25:00 Easy Money live event It is coming very very soon More details next week I hope there's catering at the live event I love when we get free catering at work events. I reckon there'll be canapes. Canapes?
Starting point is 00:25:11 Oh, yeah. Amuse bushes. I will make sure there's at least a couple of moos bushes. Do you know what Amu's bush means? It's the best translation. So for those who don't know, an amuse bush is like a little hors d'oeuvre that you just pop in your mouth. Yes. And amuse means to amuse or like to make happy.
Starting point is 00:25:27 And bush is your mouth in French. So it's just a little thing that makes your mouth happy. Oh, that's cool. Isn't that so cute? Yeah. Delicious. I know who loves Amuse bush. Tony from West Auckland. Morning, Tone.
Starting point is 00:25:39 Good morning. Okay. All right, Tony, I'm going to go through the rules with you quickly before we get into it 30 seconds. If you can give us 10 answers starting with the letter Ash gives you, you'll leave with a grand in the hand. You can pass if we've got time, we'll come back. Just no repeated answers. If you do repeat one, just find a new one. All right, Tony. I love you, Tony. I've gone through. I've made some edits because I'm so
Starting point is 00:26:00 desperate for you to win the thousand. I see you and your husband can go and blow it in one go. As you said, you deserve it. Are you ready to go? Amazing. Thank you. Yep, absolutely. Your letter today's F, F4. Far out, Tony's one hot piece of ass. Hey, don't. I can say it, girl to girl, I'm allowed. Okay, okay. Okay, starting with F, can I please have a TV show?
Starting point is 00:26:23 Friends. Something hot. Prize. A musical instrument. Flute. A country with beaches. Finland. A four-letter word.
Starting point is 00:26:36 Fuck. An animal. It's okay, an animal. Oh, my God. Something you'd have for breakfast. Oh, God. Something you'd have a breakfast. Um, fries.
Starting point is 00:26:48 I can't say fries. Pass. A musical group. Oh, time. Yeah, look, I think the F word, that's on me. Before it said a five-letter word, and I thought that's too hard. So I made it a four-letter word. There's other four-letter words apart from what.
Starting point is 00:27:06 I didn't even think that, of course, you were saying. But that's fine, we would have accepted it. But I feel like it threw you after that, Tony, didn't it? Just a little bit. I'm so. You were flying, though. It's six in a row and in the past. I actually don't think, Tony, you were even thinking.
Starting point is 00:27:23 You were just saying stuff and it was working for you. Yep. Next up would have been a musical group. You could have said Fallout Boy, 5. Something in the ocean could have been a fish. So look, let's just tell ourselves. that you weren't going to get it ever and we'll feel better.
Starting point is 00:27:39 Maybe don't do it in a four little word again. Yeah, that's on the hour. I respect that. That's not on us, Tone. Get amongst the game, Tony. Easy Money Mobile, your chance to win 10K at the first ever. Easy Money live event, the more you play,
Starting point is 00:27:52 the more chance you have to be there. We'll play again at 8 o'clock, your chance to play for a grand in the hand. Easy Money back in an hour. Clint Meg and Dan. Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon, really good friends in real life. They do a show together called The Morning Show,
Starting point is 00:28:05 which is on Apple TV Plus. So good. Yeah, I haven't seen the latest couple of seasons, but there's a new one that's just come out. I watched the first couple and they were quite good, but then it kind of got weird. Once Steve Correll left, it wasn't as good. Yeah, well, he died at the end of, was he...
Starting point is 00:28:17 Died, Spoil it for people. It's been out for four years. Also, they've been working together since ages back. She was in friends. She was in friends. Of course. So they're really good friends in real life, and they were just doing an interview
Starting point is 00:28:28 ahead of the release of the new season of the morning show. And Jennifer Aniston learned something new, about Reese Witherspoon. What is my real middle name? A, Jane, B, Gene, C, Joan. A. Jane? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:48 It's Jean. That's confusing. I'm Laura Jean. Laura Jean? That's my real name, yeah. Laura? Laura? Who's Laura?
Starting point is 00:29:00 What? What the hell is Laura? Wait, Laura Jean. Like, I'm not calling you. that from now on. Come on, Laura Jean. Where did Reese come from? It's my middle name. Oh, like Norma Jean? Yeah, I'm like Laura Jean Reese. Laura Jean Reese. What made you go with Reese for your acting name?
Starting point is 00:29:22 I don't change it. My name is just always Reese. Isn't that crazy that she's only just learned about one of her best friend's actual name? I love that though, because I want to think that we can always have secrets from people. But you can never truly know someone. There's always a chance. that someone can surprise you. She said Laura is her first name, eh? Laura Witherspoon. Because that's her last name.
Starting point is 00:29:43 So Laura, Laura Wither. Laura, Jean, Rees Witherspoon. That is a long name. Oh, you can talk, mate. You've got more middle names than anyone I know. That's right. Well, I had two, and then I added one for a radio gag. It's on you, babe.
Starting point is 00:29:56 Yeah, Daniel James Castle, Kuhn, Webby. But... Kewen, it's just so funny. It's meant for Kevin, mate. He miswrote it on the form. Yeah, it's a long story. What did you learn about your best friend though? And we know, yes, we'd love to hear that your best friend is cheating.
Starting point is 00:30:11 That's great. You got that story, call up. I learned my best friend was sleeping by girlfriend. Rude. Yeah. But I think we kind of want more things like something about them that you just never knew. Like they've got six toes or something. Like four nipples, you know, like Harry Stiles.
Starting point is 00:30:24 Yeah, he's got a third nipple. Yeah. Or like scandalous stuff, like their dad isn't actually their real dad. Oh, yeah, good one. Yeah. Or they're related to you in some way. You know, like you were best friends and then suddenly you found out that there was some sort of close relationship
Starting point is 00:30:37 of ancestry. I love that. Yeah. Okay. All right, what do you got? Because you should know everything about your bestie, but I guess sometimes we don't. I wait under the edge 3-3-4-3. We want to know what have you recently just found out about your best friend, much like Jennifer Anderson found out
Starting point is 00:30:53 Reese Witherspoon's real names, Laura Gene Witherspoon. Yeah. She just goes away Reese for her stage name, I guess. I really want to get Adam on whose text three said I found out my best mate is actually bald and where's a toupee. We've been would be mates for 17 years. That must be one hell of a toupee.
Starting point is 00:31:09 Yes, but how stressful for his best mate that he didn't feel like he could be honest about that? But some guys are funny about it. Like Andre Agassi. Yeah. Played all those years with the wig. But it must be a good wig. Alicia's text is wild.
Starting point is 00:31:25 I found out my partner, who I guess is my best friend, and children are salmon, not Māori, after 24 years. What? How did you not know your partner, Samo? Maybe you just have never asked, you know? What that is mental? What about when you go to their family and they have food? Oh, Alicia, if you're still listening, we need the details of that.
Starting point is 00:31:48 Supporting Samoa and, like, the NRL or flags? Like, surely it's come up once in the last two decades. True. Very hard to believe. Oh, Alicia's on. Okay, we need to please explain from her. Okay, morning, Alicia. Morning.
Starting point is 00:32:02 How is this slip through the cracks? Well, my partner hasn't known as real father So we did a DNA test Oh, so he didn't know he was Samoan either No So now we get it That's so crazy So he didn't know his father
Starting point is 00:32:22 The assumption was that he was Māori And then you do the DNA test And he finds out, nope Actually Samoan No Yeah, we were actually doing it to find out What, for the kids Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:34 Yeah, just for them. And then we found, we were like trying to find out their tribe or where they come from, but a background. And then he opened his DNA test and it said he was some on. Unbelievable. So we were like, holy hell. What kind of effect did that have on him? Because it would be strange to be told, you know,
Starting point is 00:32:53 like something that was a part of your identity was kind of not what you thought it was. Was it upsetting to him or was he just like, yeah, cool? Yeah, it was real upsetting. It was, emotions were ever. everywhere, yeah, and for the kids as well. No, the kids have grown up. They love their, they love their multicultural in that, but... Have you embraced?
Starting point is 00:33:11 They've taken it on really well, though. Amazing. It's like, fully embracing it now. That's awful. That's cool. Both amazing cultures in their own right as well. Thank you for sharing Alicia. Wow, that is so mad.
Starting point is 00:33:22 I really want to do a DNA test. Yeah. Now, April's called through as well. April, this wasn't your best friend, but you found out your sister's dad. Is that right? Yes. Yeah, well, she's my best friend, but yes, my sister's dad is actually my uncle, so that's interesting. So she's your cousin or your sister? Pardon?
Starting point is 00:33:45 So she's my cousin? Well, she's my sister and my cousin, because, yeah. Wait, because you've got the same mum, but then the dad's a brother's. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Okay, all right, let's take it up for steps, April. How has your mother?
Starting point is 00:34:02 managed to have babies with brothers. How did this happen? Well, I think. A bit complex, but, yeah, obviously things are very hush in our town, but, yeah, it's still very traumatic for everyone, so we kind of just don't address it. Fecal. Are the family still as close as they used to be?
Starting point is 00:34:23 No, of course not. No way. Yeah, wow. Well, it's a great story to tell the grandkids, though, isn't it? Yeah, I suppose the brothers, they just got the same taste of women. Yeah, exactly. Thank you. Great story, yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:34 Yeah, thanks April. And Angela, we'll finish with you. Angela, what did you find out about your best friend? Hey, good morning, guys. Not enough. Oh, can you hear me? Yeah, right. Yeah, loud and clear.
Starting point is 00:34:47 Oh, perfect. One, I love your show. You guys are great. Oh, thank you. I only just found out that two years ago, one of my best friends had only just ate broccoli. That is. And we're now early 30s.
Starting point is 00:35:01 Yeah, that's just as serious as someone finding out that their sister's actually their cousin. Just as shocking. That's not worse. Angela, wow, why hadn't she had broccoli for 30 years? I don't know. There's quite a few things that I find, like, I'm not going to name her, because I don't want to feel embarrassed.
Starting point is 00:35:18 Yeah. But she had only just recently found her about pepperoni pizza, too. We're missing out. Is she from the same places, April? Yeah. It seems like... Wow. I mean, broccoli, I sort of don't understand, because that's a staple, really.
Starting point is 00:35:38 Like, you always go to the supermarket, I always pick up a broccoli whenever I'm there. It's such a simple one to cook. Wow. I told my son that if you don't have broccoli, your muscles disappear, like the atrophy. So now he's, like, obsessive they're eating broccoli. We should do a phone at once, like, what food have you never eaten? Like, it's such a lame phone up, but I think it would be saff on. You used to have a producer at this place that never had an egg.
Starting point is 00:35:58 My best friend... Never. He still prides himself on being able to say he's never eaten a full banana. And I'm like, now he just goes out of his way to never finish one. He'd be like, never eaten a full one. Oh, so he's had a, he's had half one. Yeah, he's had a banana, but he's like, I never had a full one in my life. He just doesn't enjoy them enough to have the full one.
Starting point is 00:36:16 And no one needs that bit at the bottom, that little black pointy bit. How's this from Tanya? Because I said I wanted to do a DNA test. She said, hi, hi, Ash. I've just tried to send off a DNA test, which goes to the states with the new tariffs. it will cost $145 to post. You'll never know your past. You'll never ever know.
Starting point is 00:36:34 Clint, Megan Dan. Dalla bills, y'all. Thanks to West Bank, we can help sort out your horror bills and get it completely paid off if we will reach into the mystery box filled with God knows what and pull the credit card out. So thanks to Westpac.
Starting point is 00:36:50 If you're worried about getting into credit card debt and you set up automatic payments to help you never miss a due date. And the lucky person that could be having their debt, Hey, this morning is Mia. Good morning, teen. You're in Todonga and you've got a credit card bill that's how much? Oh, it's $1,500. Damn, girl.
Starting point is 00:37:10 Okay. What have you been spending or charging up on the credit card? Well, we're not so long ago came out of hardship, so it was groceries and it was stuff for my son, and it was a really stupid idea, but what we needed in the moment. Yeah, no, that's fine. You've got to do what you've got to do. No judgment here.
Starting point is 00:37:28 After hearing that, Dan, I reckon you'd probably put your hand in anything, mate, to get that bill paid. I would, but I don't... Who would you like to choose to put their hand in the mystery box, Mia? Clint, Clint, Clint, Clint, Clint. Come on, Clint, you're going to have. Yes, come on. Oh, I can't let me it down. I've never seen...
Starting point is 00:37:47 In over a week, I've never seen producers jumping up and down all giddy in the booth are so excited about what's in the box today. Yeah. Yeah, blindfolds going on. I hope it's not too bad. Who cares, Mia, you need to get your bill paid off. Okay, the doors open, clapped, and your blindfold's on, they're bringing in the box. It has been put down next to you, and I will say this is the worst one.
Starting point is 00:38:11 Yeah, absolutely. And this is not some radio go. I can't even see the credit card, guys. Now, Mia. Should I, um, go fast or slow? I would just go fast, probably just, in and out, just get it. I reckon just get it. Well, just feel it out first and then see how you go.
Starting point is 00:38:29 Put your hand and you need to go down, down, down. You're going to be very obvious as to what it is once you go in, okay? Come on, can you go right? All right, what is that? What are you feeling? What are you feeling right now? I don't know. Explain what it feels.
Starting point is 00:38:42 There's lots of, like, hard bits of wood. Yes, like rectangles of wood with things on. Oh! Oh! Oh, I know! The wood is attached to middle, like it latches. that come down really hard on your fingers when you touch it? So what do you think that would make it?
Starting point is 00:39:00 I think it's a mouse, it's mousetraps, isn't it? Yeah, so there's about 20 mouse traps in the box. The credit card's in there somewhere, Clint, I think you're just going to... Oh! Oh, go to that one. Wow, how many traps are in there? So many. Okay, if I can help you, I think you need to go to the ride a little.
Starting point is 00:39:19 Oh! Oh, oh, oh, wait, wait, no, pull your hand towards... Go down now. Towards your side. a little bit, darling, towards yourself a little bit. And off to your right. Off to your right. No, that's a...
Starting point is 00:39:30 That's... That's a... Hey! Okay. Oh! No, I've got all three fingers. Mia? Mia.
Starting point is 00:39:37 Mia? Yeah, what is? How many are in here? Okay, Clint, listen to me, okay? Listen to me. I need you to spread your fingers out. Okay. Go a bit to your right.
Starting point is 00:39:49 Yeah. Don't go down yet. Now, okay, you're directly above a mouse trap that has a credit card under it. So use your fingers, spread them out, and then, yeah, you want to kind of get your fingers around the mouse. No, no, no, off to your right, off to your, okay, there. You're there, you had your hand on up there. Yeah, there it is.
Starting point is 00:40:05 You've got it. You got it. You got no, two right, a bit closer to you yet. Yes. You're lying, little B, Asha. Oh, how many straps. Okay, you're there. You're there.
Starting point is 00:40:22 You're there. Oh. He's got it! Oh, Mia, that has been a lot of noise and a lot of yelling. But Clint has got you $1,500 to pay your bill. Oh, bless you, Clint. Honestly, I can't describe how grateful I am right now. Thank you, team.
Starting point is 00:40:40 This is awesome. Oh, you're so very welcome, babe. Absolutely. This is my pleasure. Oh, my God. I can't, wasn't. You know, I've got really fat, like, Prince Charles' fingers. Or they're swollen.
Starting point is 00:40:53 I can't believe how many you fit in that. box. And that was impressed. How did you get them all in there? Oh, Joshy, Joshy got stung too, setting it up to you. That's how much we'll be me, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, well, that one is back again tomorrow. If you want, your bill page, just text on a bill to three, three, four, three. And we'll do it same time again tomorrow. My favorite bit was when one of them was stuck on your finger. And it was the pinky as well. Of all the fingers. Yeah. All right. All right, guys. The edge, I'm not sure what we're doing next. Dan, you should know. Scan was coming up next. London has got a scandal and she'll be prepared for it. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:41:29 Two things, babe. That's all we need of you each day. It's either that or we'll put your finger in a mousetrap. At this point, I'll take the mouse trap. Clint, Megan Dan. Gossip, entertainment. Scandal. Clint Megan Dan with Ash London. Scandal, all thanks to body effects from fairies to fangs.
Starting point is 00:41:43 Body effects has your Halloween sorted. You can shop now for safe, high quality makeup delivered overnight. NZ-wide. Tom Holland, obviously Spatterman, has been injured on the set of the new. Spider-Man film which is filming in Glasgow. Him and his stuntable were both filming a fall scene both injured, ended up in hospital
Starting point is 00:42:03 Tom had a concussion and filming was halted. He's okay though. I've seen some of the footage on TikTok of them filming this movie and it looks intense. Isn't it so fun seeing like people just walking past filming? Yeah they're driving like the bits I've seen he's swinging through the city like Spider-Man
Starting point is 00:42:19 does but they're doing it on the back of this like rig that's attached to this truck and it's driving along and he's just swinging from side to side to, I guess, show the effect of swinging through the city. But it looks dangerous. So I'm not surprised he hasn't, he's got injured. Yeah, but a concussion's no bueno. And I kind of, after that, I looked up, like, famous injuries on set.
Starting point is 00:42:38 Mm-hmm. There's so many. In a Twilight Zone, an actor, and two child actors were killed when a helicopter crashed during a scene involving pyrotechnics. That's insane. Wow. The same in The Crow, that scary 1993 film. Actor Brandon Lee died after being shot by a fragment.
Starting point is 00:42:55 of a real bullet that was lodged in a prop gun. That's kind of like what happened with Rush. Alec Baldwin, rust, yeah, exactly. And as far as injuries go, oh, big love to Vigo Mortensen broke his toe while filming Lord of the Rings. Wasn't there another one in The Hangover? Was it the hangover? Someone was hanging out the window of a car
Starting point is 00:43:15 and they were all going around the street and whatever and it collided with another car and it was like, yeah, serious injuries. Jackie Chan, I know it takes a lot of injuries because he does a lot of his own stunts. What about this in Troy? the 2004 movie with Brad Pitt in it. He ruptured his Achilles, which is a very big one. Ten months, the production delay.
Starting point is 00:43:33 I was going to say, yeah, it's like a year injury. You can't walk, you can't do anything. That is insane. I mean, I'd take a concussion from what Tom Holland's got because his rumoured salary on the new Spider-Man movie. 50 million. Oh, I'd take 50 million. Yeah, I'd get concussed for that.
Starting point is 00:43:49 Yeah. I mean, I'd be concussed when they told me the figure. Yeah. I'd fall on the ground. That's true. That's true. That's crazy. Clint Megan Dan.
Starting point is 00:43:59 Post-co playlist. From the tip of Cape Rianger down to the dirty deep south of bluff. No town is safe. This is your postcode playlist. Yeah, putting together a song for every place in New Zealand. Small towns, big towns, cities, you name it. We're getting a song to you.
Starting point is 00:44:14 This is the best thing we do, even though you do 99% of it. Well, you know, I like to do a bit of heavy lifting. I'd say I do most of the heavy lifting weight-wise on this show. of just the guns. Yeah. Popinati a Ferrari t-shirt today, duh. Exactly. Look at those guns.
Starting point is 00:44:30 Oh, wait. Yeah, this week we're doing Todonga. And I'll tell you what, I would say this has been the most requested of all the cities. And we get so many callers from Todanga. Yeah, we do. I think already we've just mentioned Todonga twice, like a couple of times and people have already suggesting.
Starting point is 00:44:47 Bex, she's from there. She often calls through. Yeah, Bobby's Fish and Chips. Apparently it's iconic in Tohonger. Yum. I don't want fish and chips right now. Memorial train park ride. The Cameron Road Works, apparently they've been going for years.
Starting point is 00:45:00 That's infuriating. I hate that. Well, this is your song, guys. Because everyone loves postcode playlist. When you play the song, we all lose our minds. People cry, people request it, people want it on Spotify. So imagine how much more you'll love it when you have submitted some of the lyrics. In fact, if you do want to listen to all the songs that have been thrown together over the last year,
Starting point is 00:45:19 you can text the word postcode, not your actual postcode. That's what Clint's mum did. Yeah, just text the word postcode to 3343. And we'll bounce them all back to you so you can have a listen. But we're going to spin one now if you're new to the show, you don't really know how it goes. One of my face from back in the day was the Rotorua. So good.
Starting point is 00:45:37 This is one of the first ones we ever did. Was it? Yeah, and I tell you what, there was a lot of suggestions for Rotorua. Yeah, and I feel like people took a few more shots at Rotorua. Like lately it's become more of like a billboard for the town, whereas I guess when we started out, everyone was just throwing shade. The thing is, every town has its shadows, has its skeletons. Yep, true.
Starting point is 00:45:59 So this is sort of what you can come to expect, Tauranga, but you need to get your lyric suggestions in. 0-800-the-edge or 33-4-3 on text. And this time, on a couple of days, you'll have a song just like this. Turn it up. Banga. Hey, listen up. It's a song about Rotorua.
Starting point is 00:46:19 Go for illusion, a gondola. It's the home of the mongrel mom Hey, this is it It's a town that smells like shit Rainbow Springs was really lit But it closed when COVID hit Sam Cain, Jake the Musk Born in Rotorua
Starting point is 00:46:37 Lava Bar is a bar in Rotorua Supermarket trolleys Everywhere in Rotorua Father's Day lady She lives in Rotorua Father's Day is on Sunday Food food Food I'll tell you where to go
Starting point is 00:47:10 Valentine's or carbon coal Old abandoned hospital Where the crack heads like to go It smells This is true But the sulfur is good for you There's a lake with a view Shame is filled with dark poo
Starting point is 00:47:25 Jason Mamoa was spotted in Rotorua Lots of speed bumps on roads in Rotorua Naked car wash no more in Rotorua Wear your pyjamas at the mall in Rotorua Rotorua Rotorua Yeah, so that's the Rotorua song. God, it's bloody good.
Starting point is 00:47:56 From a few weeks back. But I think Todongas could be better. You know what? They get better every week, darling. It's mathematical. It's science. It will get even better. Todonger is a beautiful place.
Starting point is 00:48:06 The sun shines brighter in Tohanga, people have said. Holly, you've got some suggestions of what we could include in the lyrics for the Tohanga song. Yeah, I do. There's greeting, based in Tohunga, and it has over the... 17 op shop. 17! Ops! I love it up shop. That's amazing.
Starting point is 00:48:27 Okay. Now we're talking. Included in the song. We also said that Toonga's CBD is a ghost town, is it? Yes, it's very empty, but you can never find a park. Yeah. Everybody, I guess, goes to the mount, don't they,
Starting point is 00:48:41 and they've got the mall at the mound and stuff, so there's no reason why you're going to go there. I guess the owners of the shops taking up all the parks when they get there and there's not enough for the shoppers. And more staff parking. Okay. Anything else? Obviously, the Mount's beautiful, and then Todanga's known for 10-cent Todanga.
Starting point is 00:49:00 10-cent Todonga? Because the jobs don't pay much. Oh, yeah. Mainly because, yeah, jobs don't pay much. Ten-cent tootonga. I've never heard that. Okay, that'll make the song. Someone else has said that half of Auckland's moving to Todonga and Papamara as well. Everybody's like, I'm just going to have quite a lifestyle. Yeah, my brother-in-law did that.
Starting point is 00:49:18 Yeah. Remember there's Bayfair teens out here acting like their car. when they still ask their mum for top-ups. That's great. That's a great one. Hey Holly, we're going to send you a double pasto. I must-se movie Bad Guys 2.
Starting point is 00:49:30 It's in cinemas right now. So we'll send that out to you. Awesome. Thank you so much. You're very welcome. I check it out. I actually really enjoyed it. A lot of the time I'll go to what is Dean with the kid's movie for the kids,
Starting point is 00:49:41 but I actually really like bad guys too. Yeah, they're pretty good now. Yeah. Keep sending through your suggestions for what we should include in the Toa-Ronga Postcode playlist. Lots coming through. Thank you. But we need more.
Starting point is 00:49:50 We need to fill up. whole song. What's the vibe of the song? Have you chosen the melody yet? I'm going to go a little bit maroon 5y. Oh, nice. This week. A little bit sort of summery, a little bit, you know, positive vibes. Love it. Is it a lot of, um, a lot of high stuff? Folcero? Clint, you were in it last week. We're just finalising the last lyrics for Tauronga's Postcode playlist. Thank you for everyone who's texting. Someone's talking about the new beach in Papamoa. Just had a little bit of a Google on that. Of course you did, Clint.
Starting point is 00:50:21 It's a nude section of about 200 metres down from sunbray growth. Yeah. It's got public access. No tree cover, but some dunes to hang out and away from the people walking the beach. So it is part of Puppermont Beach is a very long beach, so it's only just a section of it. It's a holiday park. I'm desperate to stay at there, but every time I try and book it, it's already booked out. Rude, in case you're wondering.
Starting point is 00:50:43 I've got another funny text through. Every Tohanga Girls Hinge Bio. Love the beach, love adventures. Babes, you just vape outside the hop house. Good on them. Do you like how I said adventures? Yeah, adventure. I tried to make it real legit Kiwi.
Starting point is 00:50:59 I love Tooronga though. Like, it is such a... It's just where you go for summer. Can we finalise the pronunciation for the foreigner in the room? Tauranga. Tohanga. Tohanga. You hold the macron on the eye.
Starting point is 00:51:10 Tohanga. Tohanga. Okay, thank you. I just want to say it right, you know? I want to be that girl. Good. Good for you. Tauranga.
Starting point is 00:51:19 All right, well, a couple of days. Normally, the Postco playlist will debut on a Thursday. So keep your suggestions coming through. There may still be time to sneak it into the song. Yeah. Clint Meg and Dan. The Edge. 1K.E. Z.
Starting point is 00:51:33 Money. Practice makes perfect. And now you can play any time online. Morning, three past eight. Apologies. Tauranga doesn't have a macaron on it. I mentioned a day. No.
Starting point is 00:51:48 Beautiful part of the country. Anyway, we'll put together a song for Tauranga. It's Thursday. Breaking news just in. Jimmy Kimmel will return to the television Tuesday. ABC are bringing him back. They reversed the firing. And he is back, so that'll be Wednesday, New Zealand time.
Starting point is 00:52:05 So quickly, straight like that. That's what happens when they lose $3 billion in revenue overnight from people's cancellations. Yeah, I can't wait to see his monologue that first day back because he does the monologue. What is he going to do? Does he, will he have a new, like, rules in? around censorship? Well, they have agreed behind the scenes that he can't piss off Trump? Like, surely he wouldn't come back if there were
Starting point is 00:52:25 like, you know, rules around what he can say and can't say. Yeah. So we'll wait for that Wednesday, I think New Zealand time. They just, this is going to backfire so badly. Just like the Colbert decision is backfiring because these guys are just like, well, screw you. And then their monologues go viral and everyone's talking about it. Yeah, it's crazy
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Starting point is 00:53:34 a chance to win a thousand bucks. 30 seconds. You need to give us 10 answers starting with the letter that Ash gives you. Amy, you can pass. If we've got time, we'll come back, but no repeated answers. You're ready, aim. I'm so ready. So ready.
Starting point is 00:53:48 Do you know what the letter is? Were you listening? I was. All right, what is it? Jay. One's my cousin Natalie when she was little. Yeah, perfect. My cousin Natalie, when she was little,
Starting point is 00:53:59 called the whole family into the bathroom. Everyone was like, what is going on? And she pulled up a toilet lid and said, the letter J. And she's done a poo in the shape of a J. And now, she's like in her 50s now, and people still, when they see, they're like, the letter J.
Starting point is 00:54:11 It's a side story for you there. Amy. Okay, ready to go, babes? I'm ready, thank you. First of all, a confectionery item. Jelly A country Jamaica
Starting point is 00:54:24 A female movie star Jennifer Something to wear on your feet Jandals A word ending in E Jake A dance A
Starting point is 00:54:38 A Puff A movie A movie An exercise Jump Rope A dog breed Oh, time, Amy.
Starting point is 00:54:52 That you started so well. You got five in a row and then pass on six and seven and then got eight. A dance could have been the jive, jazz, the jibahs. A movie, of course, draws Jurassic Park. But it's all wet. It's all easy when you've got it written in front of it. Yeah. So sorry, Amy.
Starting point is 00:55:10 That's okay. All good. Thank you. Keep practicing. Yeah. On the easy money app on Rover and you get that and gets your brain in the zone. Yeah. We should play a game now.
Starting point is 00:55:18 Ooh, I love a game. Just a real quick one, because obviously it is, you get a little bit more time within the app to do it. Yeah, yeah, but you're a good, can you do it, Ash, because you're a really quick type. I want you to use your new iPhone, but I'll get it up, hold on. I think 60 seconds, it gives you a good amount of time to have a little bit of a thing. Okay, let's see if the three of us combined can put our heads together and get 10 and 60.
Starting point is 00:55:41 Okay. And it could give you a random letter as well, sort of roll the dice. Play easy money game. Okay, start. It's selecting our list. letter. The letter today, my loves, is the letter N. N for Nelly. Okay. Ready to start. Three, two, one. A job in, a job. A job. A job. A job. A job. A job. A job. Network programmer, thank you. A vehicle. A job. A job. A network programmer. Thank you. A vehicle. Nissen.
Starting point is 00:56:19 A Nissen, thank you. A company or brand? Oh, we just use Nisken, Nike, thank you. Yeah, that's a good one. Okay, something sticky. An net, I keep in fishing, great. A brand or a slogan tagline. Never, never quit.
Starting point is 00:56:35 Never quit. Never quit. It'll probably be something, something. A serious word. Nauty. Nauty, there we go. Something smelly. Oh, that's a smelly.
Starting point is 00:56:47 Nipia. Yes, he does think. A newspaper or magazine, new idea. Quickly, Ash. A musical instrument. I think we did well. It was the bloody job in tech that we got caught on. What did it give us?
Starting point is 00:57:05 Network programmer. We've got seven out of ten. I mean, it is doable. Yeah. It is doable. Yeah, but it's good. It just sharpens up your skills. And the more you play, you don't have to get like 10.
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Starting point is 00:57:46 I think we've set up a nice easy bounce back as well. Just the two letters, E, Z. Text out to 33443. Clint Meg and Dan. Stinky Boo. The A list to list. The most controversial list that we have. Who deserves to be on it and who does not?
Starting point is 00:58:04 I've chosen three names we have actually discussed on the show today, actually. I'm... I think it... I think Dan will be hard for us to call any of these a bit. but we'll see Well things get really heated when we play this segment because I think that you too and a lot of people just throw the A list around willy-nilly
Starting point is 00:58:25 we need to remember that it is quite a elite list It's very hard to get on the A list Well I've got three elite names The first Keeping in mind that we Where did David Schwimmer end up on the E? He didn't make the A Did he? He should have been an A He is an A
Starting point is 00:58:42 Yeah and Dan wants Tom Holland at A And he's going to put David Schwimmer, Ross from Friends at B. It's because he's an nerd. Ridiculous. He has no rhyme or reasons of what he does. If he wasn't in friends, he would be no one. But he wasn't friends. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:58:56 But that's like saying, Tom Cruise would be no one if he wasn't an actor. But he's done nothing else. Barack Obama wouldn't be famous if he wasn't the President of America. He's done a few little bits and pieces, but nothing of note. Sometimes one piece of work is enough to make you an A-Lister forever. Let's see. Okay, well, I'm going to test your theory because this person was also in France, but has done lots of other stuff.
Starting point is 00:59:14 Jennifer Aniston She's done other stuff But I'd say bigger than David Schwimmer And she is an A list Yeah I would say she is an A list Okay we all agree Yep Okay someone else that has been on friends
Starting point is 00:59:24 Playing Jennifer Aniston's sister Reese Witherspoon B and she's lucky to be there Get in the bin Rees Witherspoon's a B You don't believe that She don't believe that I swear on everybody I love
Starting point is 00:59:37 That she's a B Sweet Home Alabama Legally Blonde Yeah but I would say That it's a good place to be on the B list It's not like she's not famous. She's just not A-list, elite. The problem, I think, is that
Starting point is 00:59:48 Dan looks at A-List different, rather than going, we go fame. Like, there's most of the world here, Reese Withersburn, and go, oh yeah, that's that chicken, blah, blah, blah, whatever. Legally blonde. Dan's like, are there movies that good? Have they had success lately? It's like, that's not what the A-Lister is. That comes into it. And she got the Oscar for Walk the Line, didn't she? Yeah, about 15, 20 years ago.
Starting point is 01:00:09 She's an A-List. I just think I think Legally Blonde is enough to keep from the A-List forever. If her last name wasn't Witherspoon But it is She would be on the C list But she's on the B Some of the most influential movies of our time for women
Starting point is 01:00:23 Maybe you're just being a misogynist I'm not being a misogynist Because I put Jennifer Anderson in a day Where do you put Reese? She's a A old day So we're saying A you're saying B And the last one I think we'll all agree A Matthew McConaughey
Starting point is 01:00:35 B A, sure Daniel you're going Is it wrong with you He's B He's famous Yes but he's not Tom Cruise B-O-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-A-R-R-R-W-R-R-W-R-R-R-A.
Starting point is 01:00:48 No, got that fancy guy, what's he and he was in that movie about space? Oh, bugger. Forgot his name. Okay. Well, it's not up to us, it's up to the people. This is the People's Show, so we're going to put it out there. 3-3-4-3 or 0-800 is... Oh, 800, yes?
Starting point is 01:01:02 Yeah. Yeah. When you text through at We'll call, just remember A-List is for elite people, and it's no shame to be on the B-list. McCona-Hay... Yeah, but unless you don't deserve to be there, unless you should be in a day. Interstellar, Dallas Buyers Club, Magic Mike. And then you're forgetting the most, you're forgetting the most important part of his life.
Starting point is 01:01:22 He's how to lose guy in 10 days? You even stumbled on the name. Because I'm so excited to say it. No, he's big. Okay. So I agree with Dan. The only tech so far we've got. Well, Kingie will come through soon with a sucker D Dan, no doubt.
Starting point is 01:01:34 But he does that every day. Where you are, bro. One of the most successful books of our generation, Green Light as well. Yes, Trent texted through True Detective. This season was the most famous. Lincoln Lawyer. Wolf of freaking Wall Street, thank you, Carl. He's feeding some good movies, but not enough to make a name.
Starting point is 01:01:51 Influential and movies and TV shows of all time. You've said seven times influential. Because he's influential. You're a cook, mate. He's A all day, says Nathan. Thank you. Thanks, Angel. Alex Warren, shush, the edge.
Starting point is 01:02:09 Dan is so cooked today. read in the face, he just yelled at you, like full on yelled at you. It was like when Mommy and Daddy are fighting. I was like... But Mommy and Daddy still love each other. Matthew McConaughey, Dan thinks, deserves to be on a B list and not an A list,
Starting point is 01:02:25 which is crazy. Academy Award, Golden Globes, MTV, Screen Actors Guild, People's Choice Emmys. What more does the bro need to do in the world of acting for him to be an A-lister on the Hollywood screen? This is what you don't understand, Clint. It's not a bad thing to be.
Starting point is 01:02:41 on the B list. He's just not at the same level as your Beyonce's. You're Jay Z's. Your Tom Cruise. I'm going to stop you there. Brooks texted through How dare you, Dan? I've never been more enraged by you before. Reese Witherspoon and Matthew McConaughey are A-listers. He'll be-Listors.
Starting point is 01:02:57 Legend. And then someone else has texted, Jam. Jen and Reese both A, Matthew A, as well. Paulie says, at this point, Dan does this to piss you and us off. Exactly. I wish I did. You're being accused of rage-baiting. stand by what I say.
Starting point is 01:03:12 I'm not doing it to piss people off. You're allowed to disagree. That's the fun of it. But there is a lot of people agreeing with me as well. Someone's made a really good point. Reese A-Lister all day. She's one of the highest-paid actresses, an award-winning actress,
Starting point is 01:03:25 and is incredible in recent Hello Sunshine. She's got her book club. She's now become the new Gwyneth Paltrow. Morning, Dylan. What are your thoughts on it? Matthew McConaughey, Reese Witherspoon, A or B? I would say they are a B. If I saw their faces, I would not know what their names are.
Starting point is 01:03:45 Okay. Well, that's on you because you're obviously leaving a cave, Dylan. No, don't be meant to Dylan. Nothing wrong with living in a cave? It'd be quite nice. It'd be cheap. Dylan's an A-lister in my heart. Thanks for your thoughts, Dylan.
Starting point is 01:03:56 Now, Ben, on the other side of the coin, you're asking me to go and play in traffic. That's very nice of you. Yeah, well, I think this is probably the third or fourth time. Something you've said makes absolutely no sense. Thank you, Ben. And when it comes to McConaughey, I think everybody. Everybody knows that all right, all right, all right. All right, all right.
Starting point is 01:04:15 Yeah, but if he didn't say that, I would think he'd be on the C list. You guys keep saying, but if he didn't do Dallas Bias Club, and if he didn't do those things. He did do that. He's part of his A's persona. If Michael Jackson didn't do music, he wouldn't be an A-lister. And I'm like, you know, no kidding. It brings him up from the C-list to a B.
Starting point is 01:04:32 He's not an A-List. He was never on the C-Lies. Are you what? Everything people do is what makes them famous. Thank you, Ben. Wouldn't be famous. if they didn't do what you think's cool. That's like saying you wouldn't be a good radio host
Starting point is 01:04:45 if you didn't do, hit the spot. Yeah, well, some people would say I'm not a good radio host, including Ben, who has asked me to go and jump in front of a car. People are also agreeing, though, they are saying that Beyonce Jay-Z are on the A-list because they are on the Illuminati.
Starting point is 01:05:03 Now, that's another conspiracy theory. We should do a separate list. Who's in the Illuminati? Do you know, I mean, not that I'm trying to make a deal it then but I would if I had if I had to you put Matthew McConaughey A and push Reese down to a B
Starting point is 01:05:17 No I'm saying A all three of them are A's which is what 95% of the callers? I would disagree I would say probably 50% Don't give me that fact look that smug Look at his face I'd hate to admit it to your Ash but actually you've read out all the ones that are for you
Starting point is 01:05:31 Put your eyebrows back down where they belong I can't I've had bad Botoc That condescending look you're giving us all But you're the king of the A list If we can't agree, we always go to the phones and ask the people, what have they decided? Jennifer Anderson, we didn't need to debate, eh? Reese Wethersford. You're looking at the text, you're supposed to be impartial cash.
Starting point is 01:05:53 Let's get one more person on. One more person. What, the decider? Yeah. But what if Carla just happens to choose someone, the one out of the 20 people that are with you? Well, he's called someone at random. I think they've answered. Oh, gosh.
Starting point is 01:06:05 No, I don't like this because I think all the texts are saying they're with me and Clint, and everyone's an A-lister. Okay. Oh, God. She's dropped off. She doesn't back herself. She doesn't back herself. I think it did not with you, Dan,
Starting point is 01:06:20 but she was too embarrassed to stand next to her. When it counted, suck. I'm going to say, in the words of the great Kingy, the listener, suck a D, Dan. Yeah. Wow, if I could have put Rees Witherspoon on the D list, I would have. But we only had C.V. Okay, so Jennifer Anderson, A, Reese Witherspoon, A,
Starting point is 01:06:39 McConnor. A. You guys are so... They've actually swayed the votes. They've swayed the votes. That's real C-list of behaviour from you two. And you'd be lucky to be there. Clint, Megan, Dan. We were discussing the name Sue, Dan and I,
Starting point is 01:06:55 because he thinks it's the new Karen. And I'm like, no, my mother-in-law's name... Well, actually, it's Susan. But Sue, for sure. And she will do anything for you. That's what I think Sue, I think a woman in her 60s or 70s, who's like an auntie figure,
Starting point is 01:07:09 just like, you can count on Sue. She'll drop anything and she'll sort you out, baby. I've actually never met a bad Karen. I know Karen gets a bad rap because, you know, oh, you're being such a Karen, you're complaining, asking to the man. But I know a few Karen's, and they are genuinely the loveliest people. You know what? Me too, Karen's, and I love them both.
Starting point is 01:07:27 Yeah. But the problem is you just need a few carons to ruin it for the rest of them, and unfortunately that's what happened a few years back. This has been said, I agree with Dan about Sue. My mum's name is Sue. We call a tsunami or Sue the Fun sponge. Sponge. About their mum.
Starting point is 01:07:42 That's a bit of fun, I guess this soon as out, because we're looking for names where you go, I've never met a bad and Mal, you've got someone to suggest a name. Yes, Thomas.
Starting point is 01:07:54 Thomas. Never met a bad Thomas. Now, I'm trying to think back of all the Thomases I know. What about Tom? Is Thomas different to Tom? Because I feel like Thomas is... I think it's different.
Starting point is 01:08:05 Yeah, I agree with you. So you actually went through, do we know any dickies? called Thomas, and you couldn't think of any, so you named your kid, Thomas? Yeah, well, when we were throwing out names when I was pregnant, I threw out the name Thomas, and, yeah, my husband's response was,
Starting point is 01:08:22 I've never met a Thomas who's a dick. Yeah, me, me, either. Okay, well, let's table, Thomas. Yeah, the nicest guy in primary school was so friendly to everybody was called Thomas. Okay, so you can test three, three, three, four, three, oh, 800, the edge. Do you know a bad Thomas? Is it the best day?
Starting point is 01:08:37 We'll give you three minutes to veto, Thomas. We can also throw Andy in the mix. Andy's come through a couple of times. Get Monique on the air because she's suggested a name that I think is bang on. I've never met a bad one of those. Yeah, Andy's come through a couple of times as well, saying Andy's always doing anything for you kind of guys. And Andy sounds like he could, like, build anything with tools.
Starting point is 01:08:56 Yeah. Andy is my sister-in-law's dad, and he's a battler, farmer. And just one of those, like, lovely guys. He's helping out where he can. Yeah, go get the tractor and just drive the kids around for an hour. Love him. Okay, so we've got to Andy. a Thomas.
Starting point is 01:09:11 Someone's already texted her about Thomas saying that they knew one and he was a crackhead. Okay, yeah, but you can still be a good guy and be a crackhead, that's fine. It's just fall on tough times, that's fine. Sorry, that really got me. Okay, okay, should we go to, and then, Hannah, what is the other name you'd like to throw us? We've got Thomas, we've got Andy, and we'll do one more. You've never met a bad. Tara, my bestie is Tara, and she is amazing.
Starting point is 01:09:37 Tara. I've never met a bad Tara. Okay. I think I've ever known at Tara in real life, only Tara Reid. No, it's not a very common name, but that probably helps, I guess. Is it backwards? Is it a rat? It is.
Starting point is 01:09:49 Yeah. Not that that plays into our... No, of course not. It's why it can be whatever it wants to be. Now, if you know Atara, you're listening right now and you're like, she is one of the biggest bees I've ever met. Call us. You're going to need to explain why they're so awful.
Starting point is 01:10:00 And then if you can, I guess, we'll veto it. But if we have no shots against Thomas and your Tara, then officially we can label them as... Never met a bad Tara? Love that for us. All right, I've never met a bad blank. We inserted the names after your suggestions, Thomas, Andy and Tara.
Starting point is 01:10:21 And I think if you are in Andy, Thomas, or Tara, apologies, because you didn't ask for this, but people were coming for you. Yeah, and all it takes is one person to bring down the name. Yeah, it's so true. I think we can safely say, though, unfortunately for Tara's, they have been given a bad rap.
Starting point is 01:10:39 by some bad taras. We tried to shout you out by saying we've never met a bad Tara, but it turns out many, many people have. Shaila, you're one of those people. You've met a bad Tara. Yes, I have indeed. Oh dear. Well, who was she to you?
Starting point is 01:10:55 She was my math teacher in college. Oh, yeah. And what about it? Is it just as you taught maths and you didn't like math, or was she just crap? I think she was just a bad teacher in general. Yeah, okay. I mean, bad teaching doesn't necessarily.
Starting point is 01:11:09 Cerely means she's a bad person. But there's more evidence of people coming through on the text machine that are saying that they know a lot of taras. I was bullied by Atara at high school. Someone else, she was bitchy. Oh, okay. I'm starting to feel bad about doing this. Absolutely no to Tara.
Starting point is 01:11:27 She was a horrible, manipulative bully at my uni. It's not to say that there's not some lovely taras out there as well. Well, no one's calling you to defend them right now, are they? So look, I mean, this is a lot. scientific fact. Ian, one of the other names we tabled was Thomas. Now, you had an ex-boss called Thomas. Yeah, he was terrible.
Starting point is 01:11:49 He was German, so we used to try and say dumb-ass instead of Thomas and see if we could get away with it. And you're pretending to put on an accent and calling him dumb-ass. That's funny. Do you listen to me, dumb-ass? That is? So funny. Tom-A-A-T-A-A-A-T-A-A.
Starting point is 01:12:05 Brilliant. D-A-A-Mass. That is, I just... Did he deserve it, don't know? Why was he just a bad person? He was very, um, could you say it? He was very German. He used to throw things out as if he was at a bad mood.
Starting point is 01:12:19 Oh, God, so he used to yell at this. Oh, no, I can't be doing that. He sounds like a dumb ass. So he has to be, the name Thomas, has to be struck off the list as well. My ex was Thomas and he cheated on me, so no, not a good guy, Lowell. Another one, I knew a horrible Thomas as a kid. Yeah. The only one that sort of come out of this a little bit unscathed is Andy.
Starting point is 01:12:38 Yeah, no one's got a bad thing. say about Andy. Yeah. I think we need to let Andy through as a good person and a good name. Yeah, all Andy's a good. Okay, 30 seconds. Someone can call through 0-800-the-edge if they've met a bad Andy. But otherwise?
Starting point is 01:12:52 No one calls with a bad Andy. It's officially... Oh, no, Carl's just sex through. All Andy's are drop kicks. Yeah, but... No, but he's just... That's jealousy. That's generic.
Starting point is 01:13:01 I think you need a specific moment or example that you can show us. Otherwise, you can't just blank it. No, you can't. Unless you've got a specific example, Otherwise, you're just vindictive, aren't you? Yeah, you have to have the receipts. Andy's a narcissist. Yeah, but Lucy, how?
Starting point is 01:13:14 Why? We need details. Yeah, you need a bit more of please explain. I've got ten more seconds on Andy before we're going to let them through us. I've never met a bad Andy. No one's called. Oh, have two Andy's at work. Both are really good people.
Starting point is 01:13:29 There we go. Andy's true. Never met a bad Andy. Never met a bad Andy. Shame on you, Thomas and Tara. Boo. Oh, the one selling illegal drugs outside the cabam store in West Auckland is an Andrew. Oh, yeah, Andy's still fine.
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